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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:49,738 --> 00:00:51,171 Knock it off! 3 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:16,160 Knock it off, asshole! 4 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:20,235 Knock it off! You hear me, Franklin? 5 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:31,437 You blow that horn again, I'm gonna screw it in your ass! 6 00:01:33,015 --> 00:01:34,642 Hey! Watch out! 7 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:15,879 How many times do I gotta tell you? 8 00:03:16,118 --> 00:03:18,109 That horn is a fuckin' menace. Don't you get it? 9 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,548 Good morning, Mr. Allspice. 10 00:03:19,654 --> 00:03:21,588 Can't you maybe get a little respect? Just a little? 11 00:03:21,857 --> 00:03:23,154 I assumed you'd left for your walk. 12 00:03:24,192 --> 00:03:25,090 You assumed? 13 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:26,192 It relaxes me. 14 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:28,420 Why don't you go to the zoo and listen to an elephant fart? 15 00:03:28,663 --> 00:03:30,096 That would relax you, no? 16 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,197 You know, it stinks in there. 17 00:03:37,072 --> 00:03:38,198 What a fuckin' idiot. 18 00:03:49,651 --> 00:03:52,347 My name is Franklin. I haven't always lived here. 19 00:03:52,788 --> 00:03:54,619 In this apartment, I mean. 'Scuse me. 20 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:57,518 In fact, not so long ago, my life was very different. 21 00:03:58,427 --> 00:04:00,520 That was when I used to live with my brother, Bernard. 22 00:04:01,363 --> 00:04:04,423 But then he took up residence in the psych center. 23 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,461 So now I live alone. 24 00:04:07,002 --> 00:04:08,970 Well, except for my dog. Hello. 25 00:04:10,505 --> 00:04:13,668 Every day, Bernard sends me an envelope that contains 26 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,504 one cassette tape, 27 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,771 and an assortment of toenail clippings. 28 00:04:20,449 --> 00:04:21,916 You should kill yourself. 29 00:04:23,752 --> 00:04:26,550 I don't take everything Bernard says as gospel, 30 00:04:26,655 --> 00:04:28,816 because he was basically diagnosed "insane" 31 00:04:28,924 --> 00:04:30,585 by Dr. Sage Mennox, himself. 32 00:04:30,725 --> 00:04:31,953 And he's been on Oprah. 33 00:04:34,996 --> 00:04:37,157 Hey, little bro! It's me again. 34 00:04:37,265 --> 00:04:40,063 Big brother Bernard. Back for another installment of truth. 35 00:04:40,168 --> 00:04:42,830 Another daily nugget of recorded wisdom. 36 00:04:43,138 --> 00:04:44,833 Very excited, Franklin. Really, really jazzed. 37 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:48,000 Lately, I don't know how to explain it. My head is just, it's filled 38 00:04:48,343 --> 00:04:51,540 with mind-blowing, fantastical shit. 39 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:54,774 Listen, Franklin, I heard from God again last night. 40 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:57,541 God wanted me to pass along a message to you. 41 00:04:58,019 --> 00:05:01,011 He wanted me to tell you, "You're being watched. " 42 00:05:03,725 --> 00:05:06,159 I know you, Franklin. Don't panic. 43 00:05:06,995 --> 00:05:08,622 Yeah, it might be a threat, 44 00:05:08,864 --> 00:05:09,956 but maybe it's just a warning. 45 00:05:10,332 --> 00:05:13,699 You know? Maybe it's just, maybe it just means he's watching over you. 46 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:17,098 I asked him to clarify, but I'm just the delivery boy. 47 00:05:17,205 --> 00:05:19,196 I'm the string between the tin cans. 48 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:21,972 I don't rate an explanation. Mmm-hmm. 49 00:05:22,177 --> 00:05:23,735 But you know what I told him? 50 00:05:24,346 --> 00:05:26,405 I said God would have a lot more credibility 51 00:05:26,515 --> 00:05:29,916 if he didn't always pick crazy people to be his messengers. 52 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:34,551 Franklin, sanity is wasted on the sane. 53 00:05:35,957 --> 00:05:37,447 That's George Bernard Shaw for you. 54 00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:40,085 Anyway, about the toenails. 55 00:05:40,795 --> 00:05:43,491 Don't worry. There's plenty more where those came from. 56 00:05:47,469 --> 00:05:49,562 I think this apartment's too small for me. 57 00:05:54,409 --> 00:05:56,377 Maybe I should leave this place. 58 00:05:57,612 --> 00:05:59,580 Go someplace where people appreciate my music. 59 00:06:01,483 --> 00:06:04,543 What do you think, Mr. Olivetti? Hmm? 60 00:06:16,932 --> 00:06:18,263 Hey, Tommy Balls. 61 00:06:19,601 --> 00:06:20,795 What are you doing? 62 00:06:20,969 --> 00:06:22,163 Working on today's project, baby. 63 00:06:24,439 --> 00:06:25,667 What time is it? 64 00:06:26,675 --> 00:06:27,767 Uh, 10:32. 65 00:06:28,109 --> 00:06:29,076 Ugh. 66 00:06:30,779 --> 00:06:31,905 You wanna fuck? 67 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:34,304 That was yesterday's project. 68 00:06:36,318 --> 00:06:37,307 You want a wake and bake? 69 00:06:37,485 --> 00:06:38,474 I told you last night, 70 00:06:38,587 --> 00:06:40,646 I'm in the middle of a 40-day cleanse. 71 00:06:41,156 --> 00:06:43,021 I'm ridding myself of all my 72 00:06:43,491 --> 00:06:44,788 herpes. 73 00:06:45,126 --> 00:06:46,320 So... 74 00:06:47,329 --> 00:06:48,353 Herpes? 75 00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:50,863 No toxins are allowed to enter this temple. 76 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:52,994 Herpes. 77 00:07:00,609 --> 00:07:02,440 I wish I could talk to Bernard. 78 00:07:04,479 --> 00:07:05,639 He's smart. 79 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:09,383 He was an accountant at that big law firm. Weiner and Fish. 80 00:07:10,819 --> 00:07:12,411 He wasn't always crazy. 81 00:07:12,621 --> 00:07:14,782 In fact, he was almost always not crazy. 82 00:07:15,857 --> 00:07:17,916 He had lots of girlfriends, too. 83 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,827 Girls love Bernard. 84 00:07:21,096 --> 00:07:22,085 Whoo-hoo! Ha! 85 00:07:28,536 --> 00:07:29,560 Mmm! 86 00:07:31,139 --> 00:07:33,130 Hey, it's how you weed out the tight-asses. 87 00:07:33,842 --> 00:07:35,605 See, uptight chicks refuse to bowl. 88 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:37,769 They don't bowl, they don't roll. 89 00:07:39,481 --> 00:07:40,470 Know what I mean? 90 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:43,679 You know what I mean? 91 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,215 Nice roll, baby. She's up. 92 00:07:46,554 --> 00:07:48,078 Frankie. 93 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:50,119 You know what I mean? 94 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:51,453 Yeah, he knows! 95 00:07:51,626 --> 00:07:52,888 Oh, yeah. 96 00:07:56,064 --> 00:07:58,794 I had no idea what Bernard meant. 97 00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:05,196 What are you looking for? Scissors. 98 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:11,476 Sweet. I thought you were building that bong... 99 00:08:11,579 --> 00:08:12,568 Gravity bong. 100 00:08:15,717 --> 00:08:19,084 Never have just one goal for the day, baby. I'm multitasking. 101 00:08:19,387 --> 00:08:21,355 You know, you should have just one goal. 102 00:08:22,123 --> 00:08:24,148 'Cause if you have a lot of them, 103 00:08:24,259 --> 00:08:25,954 you're just gonna fuck some of them up. 104 00:08:26,528 --> 00:08:27,620 That's just common sense. 105 00:08:27,962 --> 00:08:29,361 No, that's fallacious. 106 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:33,762 Success is based on the same primal principle of ejaculation. 107 00:08:34,402 --> 00:08:35,926 You shoot millions of sperm and only 108 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,504 one egg gets fertilized, right? 109 00:08:38,239 --> 00:08:40,833 The more you shoot, more chances something'll stick. 110 00:08:41,176 --> 00:08:43,041 It's like, my motto. 111 00:08:43,411 --> 00:08:46,938 My motto is never go into an orgy, 112 00:08:47,849 --> 00:08:48,873 ass up. 113 00:08:49,784 --> 00:08:52,446 Bye, Tommy Balls. Bye, babe. 114 00:08:56,157 --> 00:08:57,215 Shit. 115 00:08:57,859 --> 00:08:59,918 Mr. Olivetti, 116 00:09:00,862 --> 00:09:02,887 what am I gonna do with you? 117 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:07,031 I guess I could toss him out the door. 118 00:09:09,871 --> 00:09:10,860 No. 119 00:09:11,573 --> 00:09:13,234 That's not the best idea. 120 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:14,908 I could bury him. 121 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:19,347 Ugh... 122 00:09:19,681 --> 00:09:22,878 I suppose I could carve him into little pieces. 123 00:09:23,184 --> 00:09:25,118 Put the pieces in garbage bags and toss 124 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,120 them into dumpsters all around the city. 125 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:31,389 Oh, God! 126 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,957 I can't do those things. 127 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:39,991 It's hopeless. May I interrupt? 128 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,068 I'm hopeless. 129 00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:42,227 Olivetti lives alone. 130 00:09:42,937 --> 00:09:45,405 Wait till it gets dark, then make it look like a suicide. 131 00:09:48,143 --> 00:09:49,235 That's a pretty good idea. 132 00:09:52,313 --> 00:09:53,302 Yo! 133 00:09:54,516 --> 00:09:56,609 Hey, Fred, it's Tommy Balls, your neighbor. 134 00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:01,813 Dude, what's that smell? 135 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:02,990 My name is Franklin. 136 00:10:03,258 --> 00:10:07,126 Right. Hey, do you have one of those empty plastic pop bottles? 137 00:10:10,265 --> 00:10:11,254 No. 138 00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:13,962 Come on, bro, help a brother out. 139 00:10:16,371 --> 00:10:17,338 Ah. 140 00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:21,906 Dude. Unhook the chain, man. You're compromising the bottle. 141 00:10:22,477 --> 00:10:24,069 Unlock the fucking door. 142 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:27,039 What are you two morons doing? 143 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,480 You know, mind your own business, you inveterate douche. 144 00:10:32,754 --> 00:10:34,881 Have you talked to Mr. Olivetti today? 145 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,421 He was supposed to come by and fix my sink. 146 00:10:38,526 --> 00:10:41,620 He can't. I killed him. He's lying dead on the floor. 147 00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:46,064 I was just asking. You don't gotta be a fucking dick about it. 148 00:10:46,334 --> 00:10:48,393 Why don't you put a fucking shirt on, too? 149 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:50,800 Hey, listen, why don't you try shutting your yap for a minute? 150 00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:54,070 You know what, old man? You know you should try some yoga, 151 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,075 or maybe a 40-day cleanse or something. 152 00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:58,945 Just be a lot easier sticking this fork in your throat. 153 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,378 Whatever. 154 00:11:04,219 --> 00:11:05,186 Huh. 155 00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:07,621 Old motherfucker. 156 00:11:07,789 --> 00:11:08,756 What a fuckin' idiot. 157 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:10,787 You're lucky I got shit to do today. 158 00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:13,091 I don't know why he's fucking with me. 159 00:11:16,564 --> 00:11:17,997 Motherfucker. 160 00:11:18,766 --> 00:11:20,290 He's a pain in my ass. 161 00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:30,203 Thank you, Killer. 162 00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:31,744 Listen, could you tell me, Killer, how your 163 00:11:31,846 --> 00:11:33,245 fabulous boxing career started? 164 00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:36,775 Well, I started boxing as a kid in my neighborhood in New York. 165 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:38,850 One day I was sitting at home, my mother 166 00:11:38,953 --> 00:11:40,250 asked me to take the garbage out. 167 00:11:40,355 --> 00:11:41,822 So I punched her in the mouth. 168 00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:03,043 Ugh. 169 00:12:19,928 --> 00:12:21,793 'Cause we didn't have a lot of money at that time, 170 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:24,126 we had to keep my mother on as a sparring partner. 171 00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:26,697 That didn't work out too good, though. 172 00:12:26,801 --> 00:12:28,564 She kept falling out of the wheelchair. 173 00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:34,906 Oh, the keys. 174 00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:38,408 I can do it. You can do it. 175 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:00,634 Whoa. 176 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,603 The crowd was out there, they were yelling. 177 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,869 I threw a left and a right. A left and a right. A couple of... 178 00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:49,850 He's probably jacking off behind the counter. 179 00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:51,642 Hey! 180 00:13:52,887 --> 00:13:54,514 Open the goddamn door! 181 00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:02,024 Hey. 182 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,493 Yeah, take your sweet-ass time, dude. 183 00:14:08,469 --> 00:14:09,936 Is Tommy back there? 184 00:14:10,138 --> 00:14:11,537 He's on tomorrow. 185 00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,133 I need some smokes. 186 00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:15,402 No can do. Had the cops in here the other day. 187 00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:19,674 Really? 188 00:14:21,449 --> 00:14:22,973 Are you sure about that? 189 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,046 Simone. 190 00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:27,578 That might get you a sip off my beer, 191 00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:29,516 but for $6.75 a pack, 192 00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:32,756 I'm gonna have to cop a feel. 193 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,723 It's not my fault your cigarettes are overpriced. 194 00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:37,926 Maybe for a joint. 195 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,493 Okay. 196 00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,727 But it's gonna have to be a good squeeze. 197 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:48,733 Nice. 198 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,569 Hey, Artie. 199 00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:55,271 Where's the Moxie? 200 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:57,908 Same place it always is. Last case, bottom shelf. 201 00:14:58,753 --> 00:14:59,981 Thanks, Artie. 202 00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:01,315 That was like two seconds. 203 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:02,717 Well, it's as good as it gets. 204 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,584 And I need matches. 205 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:08,988 Hey, Artie. Found 'em. 206 00:15:10,198 --> 00:15:11,597 Great. 207 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,175 Thanks, Artie. 208 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:35,479 Hey, I know you. 209 00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:38,788 You live across the building from me. 210 00:15:40,728 --> 00:15:42,423 I'm going home now. You wanna walk with me? 211 00:15:44,532 --> 00:15:45,590 Okay. 212 00:15:48,569 --> 00:15:51,538 I see you by your window with your big binoculars. 213 00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:53,771 Mr. Peepers. 214 00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,639 It's okay, my mom doesn't know. 215 00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:00,746 And I don't care. It's not like you're jerking off in front of me. 216 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,118 And you're not totally disgusting for an old guy. 217 00:16:04,619 --> 00:16:05,779 Really? 218 00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:07,276 Thank you. 219 00:16:08,089 --> 00:16:09,488 What are you, like, 50? 220 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,789 32. Close. 221 00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:16,525 My friend Amber and me? We're going to Vegas. 222 00:16:17,298 --> 00:16:18,629 We're gonna be dancers. 223 00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:20,092 Vegas? Mmm-hmm. 224 00:16:20,802 --> 00:16:21,996 Dancers. 225 00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:24,171 We've been chatting with this one guy online. 226 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,996 His buddy owns a few clubs. It's gonna be pretty cool. 227 00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,239 I can't wait to have my own money. 228 00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:36,212 Hey, what are you doing at midnight tonight, Mr. Peepers? 229 00:16:36,884 --> 00:16:38,545 Uh, I don't... 230 00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:40,380 Okay, tonight is gonna be your lucky night. 231 00:16:41,656 --> 00:16:43,055 I think tonight I'm gonna give you a show 232 00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:44,488 that you're never gonna forget. 233 00:16:46,027 --> 00:16:47,153 Midnight. 234 00:16:47,428 --> 00:16:49,055 Don't you be late. 235 00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:08,505 I can't look at that face. 236 00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:12,146 Have a nice day. 237 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:57,923 Oh! 238 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:28,886 Hey! 239 00:18:30,498 --> 00:18:31,487 Hey! 240 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:35,894 These front lights are supposed to be on from dusk till dawn! 241 00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:38,071 I think it's broken! 242 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,098 What? 243 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,740 I said, the light, I think it's broken! 244 00:18:43,844 --> 00:18:46,870 - I think they're broken! - I think they're broken. 245 00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:50,278 Well, it can't be broken, you idiot! I just turned the light on! 246 00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:55,379 Oh, then I guess you fixed them, so nice job! 247 00:18:57,692 --> 00:18:58,681 What are you doing? 248 00:18:58,826 --> 00:19:00,726 Uh... Packing. 249 00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:03,963 Packing? Like, trip packing? Like that? 250 00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:05,797 Yeah. I'm... 251 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,297 'Cause I'm moving. I'm moving 252 00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:10,962 to Switzerland. 253 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:12,431 Switzerland? 254 00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:14,741 Land of the cuckoo clock. That's perfect. 255 00:19:15,509 --> 00:19:17,602 I don't think it's funny that I would move to Switzerland. 256 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:19,503 There's nothing funny about that. People do it. 257 00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,638 By all means, you move. Please, just move. 258 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,842 I mean, go to Bum-Fuck, China, if you like. 259 00:19:23,951 --> 00:19:25,213 Well, I'm not gonna go there. 260 00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:28,186 Right, well, wherever you decide to go, just do it in a hurry. 261 00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:30,921 And I'm gonna ask, maybe, Olivetti to... 262 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,621 You know, rent to somebody less musically inclined than you. 263 00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:36,924 Oh, you can ask him now. He's lying dead on the ground. 264 00:19:37,631 --> 00:19:38,689 What? 265 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:39,993 Nothing. 266 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,962 All right, well, listen. You have a great time in Sweden, all right? 267 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,296 Switzerland. 268 00:19:44,805 --> 00:19:45,829 Same shit. 269 00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:47,065 No, it's not the same shit. 270 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:49,300 It's like two different shits, okay? 271 00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:52,612 Well, look, make sure these lights stay on, all right? 272 00:20:06,394 --> 00:20:07,725 Oh! 273 00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:34,046 Mr. Olivetti didn't look at all like my mother when she passed. 274 00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:36,222 My mother looked peaceful. 275 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:38,723 Like all her pain had suddenly just vanished. 276 00:20:40,127 --> 00:20:43,619 Before Mom died, she made Bernard promise to take care of me. 277 00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:47,595 The first thing he did was to drop a bowling ball on my foot. 278 00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:54,403 Bernard's ball broke 13 bones in my foot. 279 00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,601 The nail on my big toe never grew back. 280 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,039 And I lost all my hair, forever. 281 00:21:00,848 --> 00:21:02,782 I think he was trying to protect me, 282 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,885 because we aren't just brothers. We're best friends. 283 00:21:06,387 --> 00:21:08,184 We used to go everywhere together. 284 00:21:08,289 --> 00:21:11,417 Until one day, when things started to change. 285 00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:13,451 Can I get this? 286 00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:16,893 You want to become mentally fit and physically strong. 287 00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:18,395 Yeah, sure, pal. 288 00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:21,432 I just wanna see what this guy has to say. 289 00:21:21,602 --> 00:21:23,229 That was when he came into the picture. 290 00:21:23,337 --> 00:21:24,463 Minding the... 291 00:21:24,572 --> 00:21:25,971 Dr. Sage Mennox. 292 00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,904 Think of your brain as a muscle 293 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,072 that needs to be toned and flexed. 294 00:21:30,444 --> 00:21:34,244 Now, the same principle applies to exercising your sanity. 295 00:21:34,915 --> 00:21:35,939 Look at how he works the room. 296 00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:37,175 Using my proven methods, 297 00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:41,052 you vastly reduce your chance of a brain attack. 298 00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:43,714 Achieving true Brain Brawn 299 00:21:44,058 --> 00:21:49,963 is nothing less than the ultimate Olympics of mental self-discovery. 300 00:21:51,432 --> 00:21:52,399 He's good, isn't he? 301 00:21:53,868 --> 00:21:55,927 Thank you. Thank you. 302 00:21:56,403 --> 00:21:58,963 From that day, things were never the same again. 303 00:21:59,473 --> 00:22:02,806 He was always searching for "the answer. " 304 00:22:05,546 --> 00:22:09,243 You know, Dr. Mennox's books say that my brain is clogged with 305 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:15,388 emotional cholesterol. 306 00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,787 I need to exercise stronger thoughts. 307 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,488 Yeah. 308 00:22:25,699 --> 00:22:28,327 He said that the answer's in the books anyway. 309 00:22:28,636 --> 00:22:31,662 And they are best-sellers, so, you know... 310 00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:41,207 I think he was trying to tell me something. 311 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:44,584 You know, this is funny. He said that crazy people, 312 00:22:46,353 --> 00:22:49,220 they don't look any different than normal people. 313 00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:51,651 You know, they don't 314 00:22:52,493 --> 00:22:55,360 walk around on the streets wearing their 315 00:22:55,529 --> 00:22:58,430 pajamas. They look like you and me. 316 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,302 And they're at our job and in our home 317 00:23:03,804 --> 00:23:05,237 and in our family. 318 00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:09,471 I get these headaches. 319 00:23:09,843 --> 00:23:11,003 Uh-huh. 320 00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:14,174 And they just don't go away. It's like, you know, 321 00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:19,652 like you've taken a big slug off a Slurpee and it just stays with me. 322 00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:22,978 Are you okay? 323 00:23:23,591 --> 00:23:25,559 I'm fine. 324 00:23:26,327 --> 00:23:27,555 I'm okay. 325 00:23:27,728 --> 00:23:29,923 I want you to know that I'm... 326 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,365 I'm looking out for you. 327 00:23:41,976 --> 00:23:44,342 But I could tell something was wrong. 328 00:23:45,179 --> 00:23:48,671 And I realized, I was losing my best friend. 329 00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:07,093 Ah! 330 00:25:13,976 --> 00:25:15,136 Ow! 331 00:25:47,709 --> 00:25:48,676 Ew. 332 00:25:58,086 --> 00:25:59,053 All right. 333 00:26:04,593 --> 00:26:06,584 Sorry I killed your daddy. 334 00:26:20,809 --> 00:26:22,902 "To whom it may concern... ' ' 335 00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:27,074 Dear cruel world... 336 00:26:28,283 --> 00:26:29,375 Ha! 337 00:27:20,702 --> 00:27:21,669 Ah! 338 00:27:43,158 --> 00:27:44,125 Huh. 339 00:28:01,777 --> 00:28:03,142 Oh, God. 340 00:28:05,514 --> 00:28:06,538 Walnut. 341 00:28:06,648 --> 00:28:08,115 Hey, Burt. It's Detective Rich Holman. 342 00:28:08,517 --> 00:28:09,484 Hey! 343 00:28:10,218 --> 00:28:11,310 Hey, Rich. 344 00:28:12,087 --> 00:28:13,054 How ya doin'? 345 00:28:13,922 --> 00:28:14,889 I'm sorry if I woke you, Burt. 346 00:28:15,157 --> 00:28:16,385 We're over here in West Adams. 347 00:28:16,491 --> 00:28:19,324 Uniforms responded to a neighbor's report of a shot fired. 348 00:28:19,528 --> 00:28:21,587 They found a crispy critter in a garage on the property, 349 00:28:21,797 --> 00:28:23,788 so we're calling in the county fire investigator. 350 00:28:24,199 --> 00:28:25,928 Looks like tonight, that's you. And what's your 20? 351 00:28:26,902 --> 00:28:30,838 1444 Harvard Boulevard. That's Hotel, Alpha, Romeo... 352 00:28:30,939 --> 00:28:32,600 I got it. I got it, I got it. 353 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,434 Hey, Burt, you're gonna love this scene. 354 00:28:35,544 --> 00:28:36,511 What do you mean? 355 00:28:36,612 --> 00:28:39,376 Well, he's still smoking, if you know what I mean. 356 00:28:39,581 --> 00:28:41,742 You're giving me a boner, you realize that? 357 00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:44,552 All right, I'm on my way. And don't touch nothing if you don't have to. 358 00:28:44,653 --> 00:28:45,620 What about my pecker? 359 00:28:45,721 --> 00:28:47,689 You haven't taken your hand off that since you discovered it. 360 00:28:47,789 --> 00:28:48,881 It's a wonder you're not blind. 361 00:28:50,258 --> 00:28:51,748 Hey, tell your wife that I'm sorry if I woke her. 362 00:28:51,893 --> 00:28:52,860 Yeah, I'll tell her right now. 363 00:28:53,228 --> 00:28:54,695 Hey, sweetheart, it's Rich Holman. 364 00:28:54,796 --> 00:28:56,730 He said to say he's sorry if he woke you. 365 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:01,560 Nothing, man. Flatline. This woman could sleep in a fucking sawmill. 366 00:29:01,937 --> 00:29:03,268 I'll see you in a few, Burt. 367 00:29:03,372 --> 00:29:05,135 Yeah, I'll be there. 368 00:29:11,847 --> 00:29:13,041 Let's go to work. 369 00:29:25,794 --> 00:29:29,230 Oh, my gosh, come on! Come on! Hurry. 370 00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:03,823 Ah! Showtime. 371 00:30:05,634 --> 00:30:07,499 Oh, God. Okay. 372 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,368 Oh, my. 373 00:30:15,544 --> 00:30:16,511 Oh. 374 00:30:16,712 --> 00:30:18,873 This must be what Switzerland is like. 375 00:30:34,329 --> 00:30:35,728 Oh, yeah. 376 00:30:35,864 --> 00:30:37,491 Oh, my. 377 00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:48,033 Oh, pretty lady. 378 00:31:24,479 --> 00:31:26,470 I gotta hide Olivetti's truck. 379 00:31:50,405 --> 00:31:51,895 How many keys does the guy got? 380 00:32:24,706 --> 00:32:26,401 What is this thing? 381 00:32:42,691 --> 00:32:44,420 Hey! Hey, white boy! What you doing, man? 382 00:32:46,962 --> 00:32:48,429 That's a nice truck right there, you know what I mean? 383 00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:50,088 You're gonna burn out the clutch if you keep on doing that 384 00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:51,256 and then you're gonna be damn sorry. 385 00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:52,355 You understand what I'm saying? 386 00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:53,627 I just want it to go. It won't go. 387 00:32:53,735 --> 00:32:54,997 Well, is it in gear or what? 388 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:58,732 I think it was in... I don't know. 389 00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:01,136 How the hell you get a truck, man, 390 00:33:01,243 --> 00:33:02,403 you don't know how to drive it? Huh? 391 00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:04,671 Yeah, can you help me please, though? 392 00:33:05,347 --> 00:33:06,314 Please? 393 00:33:07,949 --> 00:33:09,780 Yeah. All right. So... 394 00:33:09,885 --> 00:33:11,182 You're gonna put your foot on the clutch. 395 00:33:11,286 --> 00:33:12,344 Foot on the clutch. 396 00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:14,115 And you're going to put it all the way down to the floor. 397 00:33:14,322 --> 00:33:16,119 All right? That's on the left side of the vehicle... 398 00:33:23,198 --> 00:33:24,825 "Have a nice day. ' ' 399 00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:26,764 Hey, Burt. Yeah. 400 00:33:26,868 --> 00:33:28,130 Good to see ya. 401 00:33:28,503 --> 00:33:30,095 Okay, here's what we're looking at. 402 00:33:30,205 --> 00:33:32,696 The physical evidence wants to suggest that the subject 403 00:33:32,807 --> 00:33:34,172 stabbed himself in the chest. 404 00:33:34,476 --> 00:33:36,535 With a screwdriver. It's a flat-head. 405 00:33:36,645 --> 00:33:37,703 Okay. 406 00:33:37,979 --> 00:33:40,140 He had taped his hand to the handle 407 00:33:40,248 --> 00:33:41,943 with electrical tape. Standard grade. 408 00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:43,210 I can see that. Thank you. 409 00:33:43,318 --> 00:33:44,683 Unsatisfied with that result, 410 00:33:45,353 --> 00:33:48,015 the subject then blew off half his face using this shotgun. 411 00:33:48,823 --> 00:33:49,983 Uh-huh. 412 00:33:50,191 --> 00:33:52,819 We called you because the coup de gr�ce 413 00:33:52,928 --> 00:33:54,862 was he ignited himself with an accelerant. 414 00:33:54,963 --> 00:33:56,555 Turpentine. Ah. 415 00:33:57,599 --> 00:34:00,932 He thought better of it and extinguished the fire using this canister. 416 00:34:01,036 --> 00:34:02,560 Quick thinking with half a face. 417 00:34:02,671 --> 00:34:04,764 Yes. And it appears he has 418 00:34:04,873 --> 00:34:07,034 an oversized merkin melted into his 419 00:34:07,309 --> 00:34:08,867 private region. 420 00:34:08,977 --> 00:34:09,944 Merkin? 421 00:34:10,045 --> 00:34:11,637 It's a pubic wig. 422 00:34:13,148 --> 00:34:14,308 Really? 423 00:34:14,849 --> 00:34:17,010 Are they normally worn on the outside of the pants? 424 00:34:18,219 --> 00:34:19,277 Uh... 425 00:34:19,921 --> 00:34:22,014 Apparently he left a suicide note. 426 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,552 "Attention, fuckwads. 427 00:34:27,595 --> 00:34:29,358 "You can all suck it. ' ' 428 00:34:29,564 --> 00:34:31,930 The subject also broke into his own garage. 429 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:35,261 The glass was shattered inwards. It's a classic B and E. 430 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:36,428 Oh, it's a classic. 431 00:34:36,604 --> 00:34:38,538 There's one more thing. What's that? 432 00:34:38,673 --> 00:34:40,368 He's missing a toe. 433 00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:42,202 Really? 434 00:34:42,844 --> 00:34:43,811 Huh. 435 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,305 Suicide, huh? 436 00:34:46,414 --> 00:34:48,848 That's what the physical evidence wants to suggest. 437 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:50,611 Suicide. 438 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:53,378 By the way, how's the wife, Burt? 439 00:34:53,688 --> 00:34:55,656 She's fine, thank you. She's perfect, actually. 440 00:34:57,359 --> 00:34:58,690 Hey, Rich? Yeah. 441 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,660 Did he have a vehicle? 442 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:02,462 I mean, there's nothing in the driveway. 443 00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:05,292 Yeah, we got Olivetti registered with a Ford pick-up truck. 444 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,894 We just put out an APB. 445 00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:08,970 He also owns an apartment building not too far from here. 446 00:35:09,671 --> 00:35:11,138 You want me to follow up on that lead? 447 00:35:11,806 --> 00:35:12,932 What lead? 448 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:15,176 The one about the merkin. 449 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,179 Yes. Good idea, Officer. 450 00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:21,278 I want you to work the merkin angle. 451 00:35:21,383 --> 00:35:22,941 Go to the local merkin store, 452 00:35:23,051 --> 00:35:25,281 check out anybody who's bought a merkin in the last 72 hours. 453 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,149 Check every size, small, medium, large. 454 00:35:27,389 --> 00:35:32,053 All different kinds of hair, brunette, blonde, strawberry blonde, redhead. 455 00:35:32,293 --> 00:35:36,059 Different kinds of hair, human hair, yak hair, doll hair. 456 00:35:36,731 --> 00:35:37,925 Oh, boy. 457 00:35:39,134 --> 00:35:40,897 So, Burt, what do you think? 458 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:44,062 Locate that Ford pick-up truck, we have the perpetrator. 459 00:35:44,672 --> 00:35:45,730 Yeah. 460 00:36:43,231 --> 00:36:46,359 What the fuck do we have here? 461 00:36:48,203 --> 00:36:51,366 Yo, you got a little car trouble, dawg? 462 00:36:51,906 --> 00:36:54,204 That's some remarkably shitty-ass driving, yo. 463 00:36:55,076 --> 00:36:56,543 Hey, man, where you coming from? 464 00:36:56,644 --> 00:36:58,908 Uh, just over there. 465 00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:01,045 Nowhere, really. 466 00:37:01,749 --> 00:37:02,909 Man, look at him, man. 467 00:37:04,052 --> 00:37:05,986 He looks like a piece of fucking popcorn. 468 00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:09,719 Yo, you are the whitest motherfucker I've seen in my life! 469 00:37:09,824 --> 00:37:11,155 I am white! 470 00:37:12,794 --> 00:37:13,761 It's true! 471 00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:16,294 Oh, shit! Oh, shit. Hey, man. 472 00:37:16,397 --> 00:37:17,864 Look. Look, dawg! 473 00:37:21,302 --> 00:37:22,792 I know! I know! 474 00:37:23,104 --> 00:37:25,197 I wanna touch it! I wanna touch it! 475 00:37:25,306 --> 00:37:26,273 Oh! 476 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:29,138 Hey, man, that's nice. Hey, that's like your sister's ass, man. 477 00:37:29,277 --> 00:37:30,744 Man, fuck you, motherfucker! What? 478 00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:32,978 Man, she's only 13! 479 00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:35,005 Hey, man, shut the fuck up! 480 00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:37,715 Hey, what the fuck you laughing at, dawg? 481 00:37:39,888 --> 00:37:41,412 Don't fucking laugh at that shit. 482 00:37:42,957 --> 00:37:45,721 Damn, I like that watch, dawg. 483 00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:47,385 Yeah, it's kinda ironic and shit. 484 00:37:47,595 --> 00:37:49,256 My brother Bernard gave me that watch. 485 00:37:49,364 --> 00:37:51,332 Man, let's take that shit, dawg. No! 486 00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:52,729 What? Ow! 487 00:37:52,867 --> 00:37:53,959 That's right. 488 00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:56,270 Did that hurt? 489 00:37:56,371 --> 00:37:57,998 Yo, man. Yo, kick his ass, man. 490 00:37:58,173 --> 00:37:59,834 Did that hurt? Yeah? 491 00:37:59,941 --> 00:38:01,499 How'd that feel? Huh? 492 00:38:01,743 --> 00:38:04,268 Yeah, I get all Bruce Lee! 493 00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:08,012 Oh, that's gotta hurt! 494 00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:10,048 Yeah, what's up, bitch? 495 00:38:13,188 --> 00:38:14,382 What'd you say? 496 00:38:16,324 --> 00:38:18,053 Man, gimme that watch! No! 497 00:38:18,159 --> 00:38:19,524 Shut up, man! What? 498 00:38:19,627 --> 00:38:20,651 Hmm? 499 00:38:22,497 --> 00:38:23,725 Yeah, that's right. 500 00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:30,569 Hey, man, come on, hurry up. I'm driving. 501 00:38:30,672 --> 00:38:32,469 No, you ain't driving. You don't got a license, dawg. 502 00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:33,064 Do you want to be mentally fit, 503 00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:35,567 and physically strong? Like me? 504 00:39:39,207 --> 00:39:41,767 Achieving true Brain Brawn begins when you 505 00:39:41,876 --> 00:39:44,242 understand that your brain is a muscle 506 00:39:44,345 --> 00:39:46,643 that needs to be toned. 507 00:39:47,415 --> 00:39:49,747 Impure thoughts, all forms of wrong thinking, 508 00:39:50,184 --> 00:39:52,948 makes your brain slow, soft, lazy. 509 00:40:05,266 --> 00:40:06,233 One second. 510 00:40:06,334 --> 00:40:07,266 Okay. 511 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,034 Hi, Mom. 512 00:40:14,742 --> 00:40:18,041 What are you doing here? It's 11:32 in the morning. 513 00:40:20,648 --> 00:40:22,741 I want you to come to church with me right now. 514 00:40:23,217 --> 00:40:24,684 Are you drunk? 515 00:40:26,721 --> 00:40:27,710 No. 516 00:40:29,857 --> 00:40:31,085 Whatever. 517 00:40:32,026 --> 00:40:33,118 Come with me. 518 00:40:33,528 --> 00:40:36,224 We'll have lunch afterwards. I'll take you to Chuck E. Cheese's. 519 00:40:36,864 --> 00:40:38,229 I gotta work today. 520 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,096 What, down at the convenience store? 521 00:40:40,335 --> 00:40:42,929 So you can rent this dump and buy your drugs? 522 00:40:43,538 --> 00:40:45,972 Well, drugs and dumps aren't free, Mom. 523 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,141 You have a problem, Thomas. 524 00:40:48,443 --> 00:40:50,104 Really? I have a problem? 525 00:40:51,813 --> 00:40:53,144 So did I... 526 00:40:53,348 --> 00:40:55,111 As you never get tired of telling me. 527 00:40:55,683 --> 00:40:57,981 But Jesus has helped me find my way. 528 00:40:58,419 --> 00:41:00,944 Oh, Jesus. Wasn't it Jesus who said... 529 00:41:01,055 --> 00:41:02,545 Leave Jesus out of this! 530 00:41:07,161 --> 00:41:09,254 I have been to the mountain. 531 00:41:10,164 --> 00:41:12,632 The center of all vortexes! 532 00:41:13,701 --> 00:41:15,965 When you come over, I feel like I should 533 00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:18,129 line my underpants with tin foil, 534 00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,537 because you're fucking crazy. 535 00:41:22,677 --> 00:41:25,544 The fact is, though, you were way less perfidious as a drunk 536 00:41:25,646 --> 00:41:27,113 than you are now as a Christian. 537 00:41:31,786 --> 00:41:32,810 Yes. 538 00:41:34,455 --> 00:41:35,820 I know that. 539 00:41:38,426 --> 00:41:40,360 I was a terrible mother. 540 00:41:46,534 --> 00:41:49,901 And now I blame myself for the way you're living now. 541 00:41:52,073 --> 00:41:53,370 I am fine. 542 00:41:55,009 --> 00:41:57,409 Those boys you smoke dope with, 543 00:41:58,379 --> 00:41:59,971 they're not your friends, Thomas. 544 00:42:01,215 --> 00:42:04,207 Those whores you commune with, they don't love you. 545 00:42:05,353 --> 00:42:08,015 Nobody cares about you like I do. 546 00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:10,924 You're my son. 547 00:42:13,127 --> 00:42:14,890 You are a part of me. 548 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,891 You came out of my hoo-ha. 549 00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:26,938 Mom, I know you're trying to connect with me when you say stuff like that, 550 00:42:27,341 --> 00:42:29,036 but it's fucking disgusting. 551 00:42:35,616 --> 00:42:37,083 Listen, Mom, 552 00:42:38,019 --> 00:42:39,646 can I ask you a question? 553 00:42:39,754 --> 00:42:41,278 You can ask me anything. 554 00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:45,782 Can I borrow 20 bucks? 555 00:42:45,893 --> 00:42:46,860 No. 556 00:42:55,336 --> 00:42:57,099 Great Gatsby! What was that? 557 00:42:57,305 --> 00:43:01,332 It's just the fat hermit next door blowing his fucking alphorn. 558 00:43:01,442 --> 00:43:02,704 This is an asylum! 559 00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:03,936 Freak! 560 00:43:04,111 --> 00:43:06,102 ...your mind to function at its 561 00:43:06,214 --> 00:43:08,148 maximum potential of mental fitness, 562 00:43:08,249 --> 00:43:11,878 come down to my life-changing, three-day seminar. 563 00:43:11,986 --> 00:43:15,114 Learn my principles and you, too, can attack 564 00:43:15,289 --> 00:43:18,417 your life with true Brain Brawn! 565 00:43:51,359 --> 00:43:52,690 Where are your clothes? 566 00:44:16,817 --> 00:44:18,478 "Albert Olivetti 567 00:44:18,586 --> 00:44:21,282 "of 1444 Harvard Boulevard... 568 00:44:23,324 --> 00:44:25,349 "Missing Ford pick-up truck... 569 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,889 "Autopsy report... 570 00:44:28,262 --> 00:44:29,854 "Death ruled suspicious. ' ' 571 00:44:45,179 --> 00:44:46,237 "No 572 00:44:47,214 --> 00:44:48,681 "envelope 573 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:50,380 "from 574 00:44:50,818 --> 00:44:52,149 "Bernard. ' ' 575 00:44:53,187 --> 00:44:54,381 Bernard! 576 00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:00,784 He never misses a day. 577 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,624 Except for Sundays. Of course. 578 00:45:07,735 --> 00:45:08,827 And holidays. 579 00:45:08,936 --> 00:45:12,133 Yes, of course. I'm speaking specifically of regular mail days. 580 00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,763 He's never missed a regular mail day. 581 00:45:14,275 --> 00:45:15,572 I know. 582 00:45:20,247 --> 00:45:21,714 Well, what do you think's wrong? 583 00:45:21,816 --> 00:45:23,613 Something. Something is wrong. 584 00:45:25,219 --> 00:45:28,985 This is the first day he's missed in almost a year. 585 00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:30,921 Well, what are you gonna do about it? 586 00:45:34,662 --> 00:45:37,563 Franklin, what are you gonna do? 587 00:45:37,665 --> 00:45:40,634 Franklin, Franklin, Franklin. Franklin! 588 00:45:40,935 --> 00:45:42,630 Go to the psych center. 589 00:45:45,506 --> 00:45:48,270 I can't. He left specific instructions. Fuck that. 590 00:45:48,509 --> 00:45:49,840 Bernard was emphatic. 591 00:45:50,011 --> 00:45:51,376 Fine. Don't go. 592 00:45:54,081 --> 00:45:55,412 You don't think I should? 593 00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:57,278 No. I can drive there if I want to. 594 00:45:57,385 --> 00:45:58,818 I can do what I want. 595 00:45:59,253 --> 00:46:01,483 Don't be crazy! Don't go! Franklin! 596 00:46:03,624 --> 00:46:05,023 I'm going. 597 00:46:37,558 --> 00:46:38,582 Um... 598 00:46:40,327 --> 00:46:41,294 I'm... 599 00:46:42,730 --> 00:46:44,595 I'm here to visit a resident. 600 00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:47,258 What's the name? Franklin. 601 00:46:47,435 --> 00:46:49,300 First name? Franklin. 602 00:46:50,271 --> 00:46:51,795 Okay, then what's the last name? 603 00:46:52,506 --> 00:46:53,768 Oh, Franklin. 604 00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:55,235 "Franklin Franklin"? 605 00:46:55,609 --> 00:46:56,701 Franklin Franklin. 606 00:46:57,745 --> 00:47:00,805 Look, sir, we do not have a resident here named Franklin Franklin. 607 00:47:01,148 --> 00:47:02,638 I know this off the top of my head. 608 00:47:02,883 --> 00:47:05,078 Oh, no, no, I'm Franklin Franklin. 609 00:47:05,586 --> 00:47:07,747 Then who are you here to see? 610 00:47:08,489 --> 00:47:09,922 Oh, Franklin. 611 00:47:10,791 --> 00:47:12,725 There's another Franklin Franklin? 612 00:47:12,927 --> 00:47:14,519 Bernard Franklin. He's my brother. 613 00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:18,360 Right. One moment. 614 00:47:33,547 --> 00:47:34,980 Mr. Franklin? 615 00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:37,515 Mrs. Baker. 616 00:47:40,254 --> 00:47:42,279 Mr. Franklin, do you mind if I call you Franklin? 617 00:47:43,257 --> 00:47:44,349 No. 618 00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:46,221 Please have a seat. 619 00:47:50,998 --> 00:47:53,967 Franklin, I'm afraid that I have some very difficult news. 620 00:47:54,068 --> 00:47:55,501 Bernard's dead. 621 00:47:57,371 --> 00:47:59,931 Yes. Who informed you of this? 622 00:48:00,841 --> 00:48:03,708 Well, I asked to see my brother, 623 00:48:04,779 --> 00:48:06,804 they show me into a private room, 624 00:48:07,448 --> 00:48:10,042 you tell me you have difficult news, I mean... 625 00:48:10,151 --> 00:48:12,346 Well, I'm very sorry for your loss, Franklin, 626 00:48:12,453 --> 00:48:14,421 but as you know, Bernard was very sick. 627 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:19,754 He expired from a hemorrhage as a result of his brain tumor. 628 00:48:21,061 --> 00:48:22,289 Brain tumor? 629 00:48:22,396 --> 00:48:23,863 Yes, his brain. 630 00:48:27,134 --> 00:48:28,328 You didn't know? 631 00:48:32,473 --> 00:48:35,772 Bernard was diagnosed very soon after he arrived here, 632 00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:39,342 and the tumor was inoperable. 633 00:48:40,247 --> 00:48:42,408 I assumed that you two spoke. 634 00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:46,108 No. 635 00:48:48,455 --> 00:48:49,945 I didn't... 636 00:48:52,059 --> 00:48:53,651 I mean, so he wasn't... 637 00:48:57,932 --> 00:48:58,899 He... 638 00:49:00,434 --> 00:49:02,334 Why didn't somebody tell me he was sick? 639 00:49:03,170 --> 00:49:06,662 I'm very sorry that he didn't share this information with you 640 00:49:06,774 --> 00:49:09,800 but Bernard was a voluntary resident here, 641 00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:12,777 and the laws that protect patient confidentiality... 642 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,108 Voluntary? 643 00:49:14,381 --> 00:49:16,144 This is not a prison, Franklin. 644 00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:18,475 It's a hospital. 645 00:49:18,819 --> 00:49:21,617 Very few of our patients are committed by the state. 646 00:49:21,722 --> 00:49:23,656 You mean he could have left here any time he wanted? 647 00:49:24,158 --> 00:49:25,182 Yes. 648 00:49:26,861 --> 00:49:30,319 He took a walk every day until the tumor impaired his mobility. 649 00:49:32,066 --> 00:49:33,624 Where did he go? 650 00:49:34,702 --> 00:49:37,500 Just around the neighborhood, I would suppose. 651 00:49:38,105 --> 00:49:40,300 Many of our residents like to 652 00:49:40,674 --> 00:49:43,336 go to the movies or the library or the bowling alley. 653 00:49:43,644 --> 00:49:44,633 Bowling alley? 654 00:49:44,745 --> 00:49:47,908 Yes, we have a very nice one just around the corner. 655 00:49:51,986 --> 00:49:53,510 Franklin, I have some paperwork that I need 656 00:49:53,621 --> 00:49:55,282 you to sign, if you don't mind. 657 00:49:58,292 --> 00:50:00,385 This one right here and this one. 658 00:50:01,395 --> 00:50:05,695 And also, Bernard wanted me to make sure that I gave you this. 659 00:50:14,775 --> 00:50:16,402 I want to see Bernard. 660 00:50:16,577 --> 00:50:18,545 I want to see my brother. 661 00:50:20,547 --> 00:50:21,514 Absolutely. 662 00:50:39,867 --> 00:50:41,334 A brain tumor. 663 00:50:43,771 --> 00:50:45,238 Just like Mom. 664 00:50:47,508 --> 00:50:49,567 "Cancer of the noggin," she called it. 665 00:50:49,843 --> 00:50:51,071 Remember? 666 00:50:57,284 --> 00:50:59,115 You kept some secrets, Bernard. 667 00:51:00,754 --> 00:51:02,346 Well, guess what? 668 00:51:03,991 --> 00:51:06,084 You're not the only one with secrets. 669 00:51:10,731 --> 00:51:12,494 I killed my landlord. 670 00:51:15,069 --> 00:51:17,867 I killed my landlord. 671 00:51:24,912 --> 00:51:26,072 He wanted the rent. 672 00:51:26,447 --> 00:51:28,938 It was overdue, like it always is, and, 673 00:51:29,984 --> 00:51:31,474 I didn't have it. 674 00:51:36,290 --> 00:51:37,484 Open up. 675 00:51:44,031 --> 00:51:45,623 Oh, my! We need to talk. 676 00:51:48,102 --> 00:51:49,831 Mr. Olivetti, I wasn't expecting you today. 677 00:51:49,937 --> 00:51:51,199 Open up the door. 678 00:51:58,846 --> 00:52:02,077 What the hell is going on? You like this? Huh? 679 00:52:03,317 --> 00:52:06,047 This? You like this picture? 680 00:52:06,153 --> 00:52:07,484 Yes, very much, actually. 681 00:52:07,588 --> 00:52:09,112 How much you like it? I like it a whole lot. 682 00:52:09,223 --> 00:52:12,158 In fact, that was given to me by my brother, Bernard. 683 00:52:12,993 --> 00:52:16,622 Did he, now? Yeah, I don't care. 684 00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:20,392 Mr. Allspice has been complaining again. 685 00:52:21,602 --> 00:52:24,537 He says you've been blowing this thing all hours. 686 00:52:24,838 --> 00:52:27,534 Not all hours. I blow it at 7:00 a. m. You know what he wants to do? 687 00:52:27,641 --> 00:52:29,734 He wants to shove this horn right up your ass. 688 00:52:29,843 --> 00:52:31,708 Should I tell him you might like it or what? 689 00:52:35,182 --> 00:52:36,149 Fuck. 690 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:41,983 You wanna play a game? Huh? 691 00:52:42,089 --> 00:52:44,250 I'm not in the mood of a playing a game. 692 00:52:46,827 --> 00:52:49,796 And you are two months behind with your rent. 693 00:52:51,899 --> 00:52:53,594 Do you have the money? 694 00:52:57,204 --> 00:52:58,762 I never have it. 695 00:52:59,706 --> 00:53:02,641 Okay, then you know the routine. 696 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,838 Put some mustard on it. 697 00:53:08,348 --> 00:53:10,248 Pretend it's a pickle. 698 00:53:11,819 --> 00:53:13,446 There you have it. 699 00:53:14,354 --> 00:53:16,447 What's the hold up, cupcake? 700 00:53:18,158 --> 00:53:19,125 Ah. 701 00:53:27,734 --> 00:53:31,135 Do you know what I think about when I'm doing that, Bernard? 702 00:53:34,241 --> 00:53:36,232 I think about Switzerland. 703 00:53:42,716 --> 00:53:44,081 I imagine 704 00:53:44,918 --> 00:53:46,852 I'm really blowing 705 00:53:47,321 --> 00:53:49,084 my mighty alphorn. 706 00:53:57,197 --> 00:53:58,755 We need to talk. 707 00:53:59,066 --> 00:54:01,034 Not with your mouth full. Come on. 708 00:54:02,035 --> 00:54:03,263 I said, 709 00:54:03,704 --> 00:54:05,831 we need to talk. 710 00:54:09,943 --> 00:54:10,910 Whoa! 711 00:54:21,288 --> 00:54:22,721 Mr. Olivetti? 712 00:54:26,693 --> 00:54:28,320 Are you all right? 713 00:54:31,965 --> 00:54:33,956 I cannot move my arms, 714 00:54:35,335 --> 00:54:36,666 my legs. 715 00:54:38,639 --> 00:54:39,901 You are so fucked. 716 00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:41,335 It was an accident. 717 00:54:46,113 --> 00:54:48,081 You're going to jail for this. 718 00:54:48,782 --> 00:54:50,909 I'll make sure of it. 719 00:55:19,813 --> 00:55:23,078 I was gonna smash his face in! 720 00:55:41,668 --> 00:55:43,693 He just stopped breathing. 721 00:55:49,042 --> 00:55:50,839 I would've killed him, though. 722 00:55:52,212 --> 00:55:53,839 I was willing. 723 00:55:54,248 --> 00:55:56,876 And that's what matters, right? 724 00:56:24,945 --> 00:56:26,936 What have you left me this time, brother? 725 00:56:29,182 --> 00:56:30,740 Another mystery? 726 00:57:08,622 --> 00:57:09,919 Excuse me. 727 00:57:11,758 --> 00:57:12,816 Excuse me. 728 00:57:14,961 --> 00:57:16,053 Hey... Fuck! 729 00:57:16,163 --> 00:57:17,960 Hey. Easy, easy, easy. 730 00:57:18,131 --> 00:57:19,860 What the fuck, dude? 731 00:57:20,067 --> 00:57:21,466 You live here? 732 00:57:21,568 --> 00:57:22,660 I ain't done nothing. 733 00:57:22,836 --> 00:57:23,928 I didn't say that you did. 734 00:57:26,173 --> 00:57:27,765 What's your name? Tommy. 735 00:57:28,675 --> 00:57:29,835 What are you, a cop? 736 00:57:29,943 --> 00:57:32,673 No, no. I'm a fire investigator, so you can relax. 737 00:57:33,513 --> 00:57:34,844 I just want to ask you a few questions about 738 00:57:34,948 --> 00:57:36,245 your landlord, Albert Olivetti. 739 00:57:36,650 --> 00:57:39,585 He's supposed to come by and fix my sink. 740 00:57:39,886 --> 00:57:41,581 I haven't seen him. 741 00:57:41,822 --> 00:57:43,414 Well, I would hire a plumber if I were you 742 00:57:43,523 --> 00:57:45,388 because he died in a fire last night. 743 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,549 Is he okay? 744 00:57:47,728 --> 00:57:48,752 No, he's dead. 745 00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:51,388 Dude. 746 00:57:51,531 --> 00:57:53,123 That's fucked up. 747 00:57:54,968 --> 00:57:56,526 Who are your neighbors in this building? 748 00:57:58,505 --> 00:58:02,566 There's an old bellicose fart up in 244 named Mr. Allspice. 749 00:58:03,577 --> 00:58:06,842 The guy next door to me, in 240, what can I say? He's a fucking whack job. 750 00:58:06,947 --> 00:58:08,141 Really? How so? 751 00:58:08,982 --> 00:58:11,450 Well, he's always blowing on this humongous horn. 752 00:58:11,651 --> 00:58:13,642 You know the ones from the cough drop commercials? 753 00:58:14,788 --> 00:58:16,847 He's always parading around in his tighty-whiteys. 754 00:58:19,192 --> 00:58:21,319 Him and the landlord, man... I don't know. 755 00:58:22,929 --> 00:58:24,658 You don't know what? 756 00:58:25,399 --> 00:58:26,866 Ever since he moved in, he's had something 757 00:58:26,967 --> 00:58:28,366 weird going on with the landlord. 758 00:58:28,902 --> 00:58:31,928 You know, come rent time, his apartment's always Olivetti's first stop, 759 00:58:32,038 --> 00:58:33,437 if you know what I mean. 760 00:58:34,207 --> 00:58:36,767 No, I don't know what you mean. So why don't you enlighten me? 761 00:58:38,712 --> 00:58:40,009 Forget it. 762 00:58:41,948 --> 00:58:43,540 I don't know nothing. 763 00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:45,140 And I haven't seen nothing. 764 00:58:47,587 --> 00:58:49,077 Nothing at all? 765 00:58:49,389 --> 00:58:51,016 I know one thing. What's that? 766 00:58:51,892 --> 00:58:54,690 Olivetti was an asshole and the world's a better place without him. 767 00:58:57,764 --> 00:58:59,493 Look, I gotta go to work. Are we good? 768 00:58:59,633 --> 00:59:00,725 Mmm-hmm. 769 00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:06,171 So what's gonna happen with this building now that Olivetti's dead? 770 00:59:06,373 --> 00:59:07,362 This shithole? 771 00:59:07,607 --> 00:59:09,973 The city will blow it up. Standard procedure. 772 00:59:11,278 --> 00:59:12,404 All right. 773 00:59:12,546 --> 00:59:14,309 Everybody's a fucking comedian. 774 00:59:15,715 --> 00:59:16,909 Motherfucker. 775 01:00:01,695 --> 01:00:02,662 Hey. 776 01:00:03,430 --> 01:00:05,455 Hey, how you doing? 777 01:00:05,565 --> 01:00:07,999 Smoke and turpentine? Is that what you smell? 778 01:00:13,273 --> 01:00:14,240 Ooh. 779 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:16,808 That's pickle juice. 780 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:24,811 Fuck you. 781 01:01:23,843 --> 01:01:25,037 Merkins. 782 01:01:41,161 --> 01:01:42,287 Hey, Burt, what do you got? 783 01:01:42,395 --> 01:01:44,022 Hey. Anything on the autopsy yet? 784 01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:45,565 Not yet. 785 01:01:45,699 --> 01:01:46,688 Ford truck? 786 01:01:46,866 --> 01:01:47,855 No. Nothing yet. 787 01:01:48,234 --> 01:01:49,531 All right, listen, I need a search warrant 788 01:01:49,636 --> 01:01:51,831 at the Marlton property. Apartment 240. 789 01:01:52,105 --> 01:01:54,039 The tenant is a Franklin Franklin. 790 01:01:54,507 --> 01:01:56,702 Say that again, Burt. I got Franklin twice. 791 01:01:56,977 --> 01:01:58,444 Yeah, that's his name. Franklin Franklin. 792 01:01:58,545 --> 01:01:59,739 I'm reading it right off his mail. 793 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:02,041 What do you got going over there, Burt? 794 01:02:02,449 --> 01:02:04,440 I'll call you later with the details. 795 01:02:04,618 --> 01:02:06,609 I gotta get the hell outta here. 796 01:02:06,753 --> 01:02:07,742 Yeah? Where are you? 797 01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:09,321 In the apartment. Jesus Christ. 798 01:02:44,057 --> 01:02:46,423 Good job, Franklin. You solved my little riddle. 799 01:02:47,293 --> 01:02:48,760 I'm very proud of you. 800 01:02:49,462 --> 01:02:51,054 Unfortunately, I'm also very dead. 801 01:02:51,631 --> 01:02:53,223 Which is good news and bad news. 802 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:56,427 On the downside, you are now alone in the world. 803 01:02:56,870 --> 01:02:59,031 I know it's probably felt like that for a while, but, 804 01:02:59,472 --> 01:03:00,734 now it's official. 805 01:03:01,608 --> 01:03:02,734 On the bright side, 806 01:03:03,309 --> 01:03:05,209 now that I'm dead, I can finally tell you the truth. 807 01:03:07,647 --> 01:03:09,274 You remember, years ago when I did that 808 01:03:09,382 --> 01:03:11,543 audit for the distillery down in Kentucky? 809 01:03:12,752 --> 01:03:16,882 They say when bourbon ages, about two percent of it evaporates each year. 810 01:03:17,390 --> 01:03:19,517 They call it "the angel's share. " 811 01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:22,390 And since Weiner and Fish always overbill our clients anyway, 812 01:03:22,495 --> 01:03:23,826 I figured I could skim the excess 813 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:25,454 and call it "the Bernard share. " 814 01:03:26,466 --> 01:03:29,060 Not a lot, but not a little. 815 01:03:30,603 --> 01:03:32,366 And it added up fast. 816 01:03:32,739 --> 01:03:34,673 To the tune of over 800 grand. 817 01:03:36,176 --> 01:03:37,336 Look. 818 01:03:37,877 --> 01:03:39,242 I would've told you about it, 819 01:03:39,713 --> 01:03:42,705 but then came the headaches, and the mood swings. 820 01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:46,943 I had no control over what I might do or say. 821 01:03:48,188 --> 01:03:49,621 Where is it? 822 01:03:52,025 --> 01:03:54,516 Dr. Mennox! Where is it? 823 01:03:54,694 --> 01:03:55,991 Where is it? Huh? 824 01:03:56,096 --> 01:03:57,063 Where is it? 825 01:03:57,163 --> 01:03:58,460 You said the answer was in your books. 826 01:03:58,565 --> 01:04:00,157 I read your books, I read every one of them. 827 01:04:00,266 --> 01:04:02,393 I didn't find anything. There's nothing there. Tell me where it is. 828 01:04:02,502 --> 01:04:03,594 The answer to what? 829 01:04:03,703 --> 01:04:05,170 You know what I'm talking about! 830 01:04:05,271 --> 01:04:07,296 You know what answer I'm talking about! Just tell me where it is. 831 01:04:07,407 --> 01:04:09,534 I'm looking for the answer. You said it was in there! 832 01:04:11,911 --> 01:04:13,173 This man is clearly insane! 833 01:04:16,116 --> 01:04:17,310 Come on. 834 01:04:18,318 --> 01:04:20,309 Shit! Fuck! 835 01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:26,383 So I checked myself into the psych center. 836 01:04:28,027 --> 01:04:29,085 Open the envelope. 837 01:04:35,869 --> 01:04:37,530 There's 10,000 bucks in there. 838 01:04:38,071 --> 01:04:40,005 And there's plenty more where that came from. 839 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,933 There's also a passport with a picture. 840 01:04:46,613 --> 01:04:48,046 Happy birthday, 841 01:04:48,148 --> 01:04:50,810 Mario Cardone of Philadelphia, PA. 842 01:04:51,751 --> 01:04:54,015 Oh, and whatever you do, don't lose that little slip of paper. 843 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,612 That's the password sequence to your new Swiss bank account. 844 01:04:59,058 --> 01:05:00,286 I stole the money from Weiner and Fish 845 01:05:00,393 --> 01:05:01,826 because they didn't deserve it. 846 01:05:03,062 --> 01:05:05,292 But Franklin, I wasn't destined to enjoy it, either. 847 01:05:05,632 --> 01:05:06,963 You know 848 01:05:07,467 --> 01:05:09,264 how Moses was good enough to lead 849 01:05:09,369 --> 01:05:11,200 the Israelites out of the wilderness, 850 01:05:11,704 --> 01:05:13,638 but he wasn't fit to enter the promised land? 851 01:05:14,874 --> 01:05:17,035 Well, you're like the ancient Hebrews, Franklin, 852 01:05:17,777 --> 01:05:21,269 and now I have led you out of the bondage that is L.A. 853 01:05:24,884 --> 01:05:27,978 Listen, Frank. I mean... 854 01:05:28,221 --> 01:05:30,689 Mr. Mario Cardone of Philadelphia, PA, 855 01:05:32,559 --> 01:05:34,720 this money, this opportunity, 856 01:05:36,162 --> 01:05:37,629 this is my parting gift to you. 857 01:05:38,965 --> 01:05:40,933 I'm fulfilling my promise to Mom 858 01:05:41,034 --> 01:05:42,467 and closing all accounts. 859 01:05:45,171 --> 01:05:48,368 Make a fresh start, little brother. 860 01:05:50,610 --> 01:05:52,544 I'm not holding you back anymore. 861 01:05:53,546 --> 01:05:55,411 Go find your happiness. 862 01:06:43,529 --> 01:06:44,655 Hello. 863 01:06:45,598 --> 01:06:46,963 I don't know you. 864 01:06:47,066 --> 01:06:50,593 Well, now you do. I'm Burt Walnut. I'm a fire investigator. 865 01:06:51,437 --> 01:06:53,064 You Mr. Allspice? What do you want? 866 01:06:53,339 --> 01:06:55,273 I'd like to ask you a few questions about your landlord, 867 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:56,842 Albert Olivetti, if you don't mind. 868 01:06:57,977 --> 01:06:59,171 Come on. 869 01:07:03,316 --> 01:07:05,147 Do I smell turpentine? 870 01:07:06,419 --> 01:07:08,148 Wow. You're really good. 871 01:07:08,288 --> 01:07:10,051 You're some fucking great investigator. 872 01:07:11,024 --> 01:07:12,753 See, I clean my brushes with it. 873 01:07:13,459 --> 01:07:15,825 Look, what do the cops want with Albert? 874 01:07:15,929 --> 01:07:18,227 I'm not a cop. I'm a fire investigator. 875 01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:20,925 Well, apparently there's no fire here, so what is it that you want? 876 01:07:21,834 --> 01:07:23,131 Well, I... 877 01:07:23,603 --> 01:07:25,298 I'm sorry to inform you that Albert Olivetti 878 01:07:25,405 --> 01:07:28,033 died in a fire last night at his home. 879 01:07:36,582 --> 01:07:37,640 Is he all right? 880 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:38,717 No. He's dead. 881 01:07:43,256 --> 01:07:44,416 Were you friends? 882 01:07:44,524 --> 01:07:48,051 His wife died about the same time mine did. And... 883 01:07:49,562 --> 01:07:51,496 So we knew each other 884 01:07:53,399 --> 01:07:54,764 13 years. 885 01:07:56,235 --> 01:07:58,499 You know, this was all supposed to be temporary. 886 01:07:59,439 --> 01:08:01,100 You know, I sold the house when my wife died. 887 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:04,665 I could've gone anywhere. You know, Florida, Hawaii. 888 01:08:05,411 --> 01:08:06,639 Wherever. 889 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,045 I came here. 890 01:08:09,782 --> 01:08:12,307 Then I realize I've been in this same fucking apartment 891 01:08:12,618 --> 01:08:14,176 for 13 years. 892 01:08:16,823 --> 01:08:18,586 I do the same thing every day. 893 01:08:18,825 --> 01:08:21,487 I take this walk down to the corner to the Chinese restaurant. 894 01:08:22,095 --> 01:08:24,859 I come back here and I eat my chicken fried rice every day. 895 01:08:26,132 --> 01:08:27,690 In this shitbox. 896 01:08:30,136 --> 01:08:32,127 Hey, what the fuck did you want anyway? 897 01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:33,796 Well... I'm sorry. 898 01:08:37,343 --> 01:08:39,106 Who are you avoiding? Your wife or your mistress? 899 01:08:41,247 --> 01:08:43,408 I said, who are you avoiding? Your wife or your mistress? 900 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,217 Huh? 901 01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:47,310 Wife. 902 01:08:47,754 --> 01:08:49,585 Something she did or something she didn't do? 903 01:08:50,890 --> 01:08:51,982 Someone she did. 904 01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:53,353 Someone? That's a big one. 905 01:08:53,526 --> 01:08:54,754 Yeah, that is a big one. 906 01:08:55,228 --> 01:08:58,129 Well, was it a "one and done" kinda deal? One of them? 907 01:09:00,099 --> 01:09:01,327 She swears. 908 01:09:02,001 --> 01:09:03,434 Personally, I'd forgive her. 909 01:09:04,037 --> 01:09:05,504 Really? Look, 910 01:09:05,905 --> 01:09:07,873 you're not a young buck anymore. 911 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:12,173 Living alone, as you can tell, is not terrific. 912 01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:17,813 When was the last time you saw him? Saw who? 913 01:09:17,917 --> 01:09:19,145 Olivetti. 914 01:09:19,585 --> 01:09:22,281 I didn't see him exactly, but I knew he was in there because, 915 01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:25,647 lot of noise, they were banging around like a couple wolverines wrestling. 916 01:09:26,893 --> 01:09:28,793 But then last night, I see that, 917 01:09:29,362 --> 01:09:32,422 that moron, he's packing. He said he's moving to Sweden or something. 918 01:09:32,532 --> 01:09:33,931 Would you mean Switzerland? 919 01:09:34,233 --> 01:09:35,825 Sweden, Switzerland, wherever they think 920 01:09:35,935 --> 01:09:38,267 a giant elephant tusk is a musical instrument. 921 01:09:40,206 --> 01:09:43,004 I don't know. Look, you're the investigator, you investigate. 922 01:09:43,443 --> 01:09:44,410 Okay. 923 01:09:46,746 --> 01:09:48,805 What the fuck does it mean, anyway? 924 01:09:49,482 --> 01:09:50,972 All right, listen, you've been a big help. 925 01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:52,244 It's all bullshit. 926 01:09:52,351 --> 01:09:53,716 So, thank you. 927 01:10:08,835 --> 01:10:10,268 Thanks, dude. 928 01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:20,471 Tommy. 929 01:10:21,114 --> 01:10:22,376 Hey, Simone. 930 01:10:23,116 --> 01:10:24,743 Do you remember what day it is today? 931 01:10:26,252 --> 01:10:27,446 Today. 932 01:10:28,321 --> 01:10:29,515 Me. 933 01:10:31,090 --> 01:10:32,580 I'm leaving. 934 01:10:33,025 --> 01:10:34,424 Oh, right. Yeah. 935 01:10:34,594 --> 01:10:35,959 'Tis that season again. 936 01:10:36,462 --> 01:10:37,929 The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties. 937 01:10:38,030 --> 01:10:39,463 You and your buddy, headed to Vegas. 938 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,990 Good luck with that, Simone. 939 01:10:42,201 --> 01:10:45,500 You don't believe I'd get hired by the first dance club I walk into? 940 01:10:46,873 --> 01:10:49,034 First of all, unless you call it what it really is, 941 01:10:49,542 --> 01:10:51,737 a strip club, AKA titty bar, 942 01:10:52,578 --> 01:10:54,205 maybe you're not ready to grind 943 01:10:54,313 --> 01:10:56,304 your bare ass against some old pervert yet. 944 01:10:57,183 --> 01:10:59,344 You know, I'm not saying you can't. I'm just saying if you do, 945 01:10:59,452 --> 01:11:01,079 you're gonna be "that girl. ' ' 946 01:11:01,287 --> 01:11:02,879 What girl? "That girl. ' ' 947 01:11:03,322 --> 01:11:06,450 What girl? That girl whose mom had her at 15 948 01:11:06,626 --> 01:11:09,618 and won't let her date because she doesn't want to be a grandma at 30. 949 01:11:10,563 --> 01:11:13,054 That girl who uses sex on all the boys 950 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:15,361 like her pussy's some universal remote, 951 01:11:15,668 --> 01:11:18,159 and then thinks we're assholes when all we wanna do is bang her. 952 01:11:19,605 --> 01:11:21,971 You know, there's 10 of these chicks in every strip club 953 01:11:22,074 --> 01:11:24,269 like mass-produced Barbie dolls. 954 01:11:24,377 --> 01:11:26,777 Except for they don't come with a Malibu Dream House. 955 01:11:26,879 --> 01:11:29,507 They come with stretch marks and STDs. 956 01:11:31,284 --> 01:11:33,013 Is that your goal, Simone? 957 01:11:33,452 --> 01:11:35,215 What are you, a psychiatrist? 958 01:11:35,788 --> 01:11:37,585 You're a fucking pothead, Tommy! 959 01:11:37,690 --> 01:11:41,751 Yeah, a pothead who's five credits away from his degree in psychology. 960 01:11:41,861 --> 01:11:42,919 Why don't you finish? 961 01:11:43,095 --> 01:11:44,722 Because I don't wanna be "that guy. ' ' 962 01:11:45,932 --> 01:11:48,765 At least I have a plan. What is your big goal? 963 01:11:49,235 --> 01:11:52,068 All I see is a stoner who works in a convenience store. 964 01:11:52,405 --> 01:11:54,202 In a convenience-based society. 965 01:11:54,307 --> 01:11:55,899 I am at the center of the action. 966 01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:59,742 I have goals and I accomplish something every day. 967 01:12:02,215 --> 01:12:05,446 What are you going to do? Twirl your titties for some Asian businessman? 968 01:12:05,918 --> 01:12:07,215 Good plan. 969 01:12:11,757 --> 01:12:13,315 Fuck you, Tommy. 970 01:12:13,659 --> 01:12:14,683 Jerk off. 971 01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:15,918 Come on, Simone. 972 01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:19,154 I'm just jagging you. 973 01:12:19,632 --> 01:12:20,860 Fuck you. 974 01:12:32,378 --> 01:12:33,709 Walnut. Coroner gave me a preliminary. 975 01:12:33,980 --> 01:12:35,607 Oh, this should be interesting. Shoot. 976 01:12:36,048 --> 01:12:38,846 Report says massive trauma delivered beneath victim's chin 977 01:12:39,218 --> 01:12:40,742 enough to snap his neck, I guess, 978 01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:43,154 and to the rear of the victim's skull. 979 01:12:43,456 --> 01:12:45,981 Puts time of death around 36 hours before discovery. 980 01:12:46,092 --> 01:12:48,219 Medical examiner's conclusion, 981 01:12:48,327 --> 01:12:50,557 homicide by blunt force trauma. 982 01:12:50,663 --> 01:12:51,652 Ouch. 983 01:12:51,764 --> 01:12:54,062 Let me ask you something. This trauma, 984 01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:57,158 could it be caused by something like a horn? 985 01:12:57,670 --> 01:12:59,535 A horn? Like a trumpet? 986 01:12:59,839 --> 01:13:01,204 Yeah. Louis Armstrong killed him. 987 01:13:01,874 --> 01:13:03,466 Louis Armstrong? 988 01:13:04,010 --> 01:13:05,500 The first guy on the moon? 989 01:13:05,878 --> 01:13:07,505 What, do you mean like a French horn? 990 01:13:07,613 --> 01:13:09,638 No. Like a horn. Like a long horn. 991 01:13:09,849 --> 01:13:12,113 Like the kind the guys with the short pants play in the Alps. 992 01:13:12,685 --> 01:13:14,710 You know, in the mountains. 993 01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:16,811 They use them to sell cough drops. A horn. 994 01:13:17,456 --> 01:13:20,084 Cough drops? What the fuck are you talking about? 995 01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:22,120 What the fuck are you guys talking about? 996 01:13:22,728 --> 01:13:24,059 Never mind. 997 01:13:24,997 --> 01:13:26,055 I got a present for you. 998 01:13:26,232 --> 01:13:27,324 What's her name? 999 01:13:28,267 --> 01:13:29,666 Search and seizure. 1000 01:13:29,769 --> 01:13:30,895 Hello, sweetheart. 1001 01:13:32,171 --> 01:13:33,729 Which one is it? 1002 01:13:34,273 --> 01:13:35,706 240. 240. 1003 01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:37,206 Yeah, you can smell it from here. 1004 01:13:48,888 --> 01:13:49,855 Come on, man. 1005 01:13:54,727 --> 01:13:55,785 S'up? 1006 01:13:56,062 --> 01:13:57,359 What's up? 1007 01:14:01,901 --> 01:14:04,495 Let me get those Bilson Menthols. Hard pack. 1008 01:14:05,137 --> 01:14:06,434 All right. 1009 01:14:07,973 --> 01:14:09,838 Come on, focus, man. Let's go. 1010 01:14:11,043 --> 01:14:13,068 Put all the money on the counter, man! Do it now! 1011 01:14:13,212 --> 01:14:14,338 Yeah, yeah! Dude... 1012 01:14:14,447 --> 01:14:15,641 Just do it, man! Don't fuck with me! 1013 01:14:15,748 --> 01:14:16,737 Yeah, don't fuck with him! Shit! 1014 01:14:16,849 --> 01:14:17,816 Fuck! 1015 01:14:18,217 --> 01:14:20,151 Get the money, fuckface! The money! 1016 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,618 The money, fuckface! Grab the fucking money! Fuck! 1017 01:14:23,723 --> 01:14:25,816 Just give me a second to capitulate, man! 1018 01:14:25,925 --> 01:14:29,725 All of it, man! Pull out the tray, shithead! All of it! 1019 01:14:29,829 --> 01:14:33,128 Lift up the tray, shithead! Come on, man, we ain't fucking around. 1020 01:14:33,366 --> 01:14:35,391 Fuckface, let's go! Come on, man, the money! 1021 01:14:35,501 --> 01:14:37,059 Fuckface, shit, fuck! 1022 01:14:37,169 --> 01:14:38,534 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1023 01:14:38,738 --> 01:14:40,603 Is someone back there? No. 1024 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,298 Tommy! 1025 01:15:25,885 --> 01:15:26,909 Hey. 1026 01:15:27,353 --> 01:15:28,752 You're okay. 1027 01:15:29,388 --> 01:15:31,083 I'm sorry I made fun of you. 1028 01:15:32,892 --> 01:15:33,881 Shut up, okay? 1029 01:15:33,993 --> 01:15:36,086 Whatever your dream is, that's okay. 1030 01:15:36,796 --> 01:15:37,990 Tommy, 1031 01:15:38,531 --> 01:15:39,828 you shut up about that. 1032 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:44,030 Okay? You shut up. You just have to breathe. 1033 01:15:44,637 --> 01:15:46,628 Why'd he have to shoot me? 1034 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,039 Just breathe. 1035 01:15:49,508 --> 01:15:50,907 I want my mama. 1036 01:15:52,678 --> 01:15:53,838 I know. 1037 01:15:56,382 --> 01:15:57,610 I know. 1038 01:15:57,883 --> 01:15:59,817 Help's on the way, okay? 1039 01:16:00,719 --> 01:16:01,743 It's okay. 1040 01:16:01,854 --> 01:16:03,617 You're gonna be okay. 1041 01:16:05,324 --> 01:16:06,621 Don't be sorry. 1042 01:16:14,567 --> 01:16:17,001 Oh! Guess who? 1043 01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:19,435 It's the cousin fucker. 1044 01:16:21,974 --> 01:16:24,067 Yep. She's fucking my own cousin. Do you believe this? 1045 01:16:24,543 --> 01:16:26,170 You probably do because you're a dog. 1046 01:16:26,278 --> 01:16:27,711 That's what dogs do, they fuck their own cousins. 1047 01:16:27,813 --> 01:16:29,405 That's why they're dogs. They don't know. 1048 01:16:29,515 --> 01:16:32,382 Did you ever ask when you're sniffing around an ass, "Hey, are you my cousin?" 1049 01:16:32,485 --> 01:16:34,680 You don't. You just fuck away. 1050 01:16:34,954 --> 01:16:36,683 You're a cute little guy. 1051 01:16:37,356 --> 01:16:39,586 You want some? Come on, don't make me drink alone. 1052 01:16:40,259 --> 01:16:41,658 Come on. 1053 01:17:06,385 --> 01:17:07,750 How'd he do? 1054 01:17:08,721 --> 01:17:10,086 Number one and number two. 1055 01:17:10,823 --> 01:17:12,688 I'm so fucking jealous. 1056 01:17:13,659 --> 01:17:14,683 That's a good boy. 1057 01:17:14,793 --> 01:17:15,885 Whoever he is. 1058 01:17:18,330 --> 01:17:19,888 You all right, Burt? 1059 01:17:20,132 --> 01:17:21,190 Yeah. 1060 01:17:25,371 --> 01:17:26,599 Good boy. 1061 01:17:28,474 --> 01:17:30,135 What kind of man abandons his dog? 1062 01:17:30,876 --> 01:17:33,970 Okay. That's a good boy. You wanna go home, huh? 1063 01:17:34,580 --> 01:17:37,549 Okay. Yeah, I got it. 1064 01:17:37,650 --> 01:17:38,776 What's with all the police cars 1065 01:17:38,884 --> 01:17:39,942 in the neighborhood? What's going on? 1066 01:17:40,152 --> 01:17:42,586 There was a shooting at that convenience store down the block. 1067 01:17:42,688 --> 01:17:44,212 DOA. 1068 01:17:44,323 --> 01:17:45,688 Victim was this guy's neighbor. 1069 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,486 A Thomas Balisteri. 1070 01:17:47,593 --> 01:17:48,958 I spoke to him this afternoon. 1071 01:17:50,729 --> 01:17:53,721 That goddamn phone has been ringing non-stop. Jesus. 1072 01:17:53,832 --> 01:17:55,493 He's an old-timer. We should check on him. 1073 01:17:56,702 --> 01:17:58,260 Come here, boy. Yeah. What? 1074 01:17:58,437 --> 01:17:59,802 I don't want this. You got him? 1075 01:18:00,706 --> 01:18:02,173 Yeah. Hold on. 1076 01:18:03,309 --> 01:18:04,742 Mr. Allspice? 1077 01:18:04,944 --> 01:18:06,309 It's Burt Walnut. 1078 01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:09,613 Mr. Allspice? 1079 01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:17,419 Mr. Allspice? 1080 01:18:17,523 --> 01:18:18,820 Hey, Burt. 1081 01:18:21,794 --> 01:18:23,227 Mr. Allspice? 1082 01:18:26,599 --> 01:18:28,032 Mr. Allspice? 1083 01:18:31,837 --> 01:18:33,134 He's dead. 1084 01:18:36,775 --> 01:18:38,834 It looks like he decided to take every pill in the apartment. 1085 01:18:39,645 --> 01:18:40,976 This one's for foot fungus. 1086 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,679 Yeah, he was a sad guy. 1087 01:18:43,983 --> 01:18:45,416 He all right? 1088 01:18:45,584 --> 01:18:47,051 No. He's dead. 1089 01:18:47,987 --> 01:18:50,421 Hey, we got a lead on that missing vehicle. We gotta go. 1090 01:18:50,656 --> 01:18:52,419 Where's the dog? I stuck him in the other room. 1091 01:18:52,524 --> 01:18:55,288 Hey, you guys will call this in, right? I'll stay here for the EMT. 1092 01:18:55,494 --> 01:18:56,483 Come on. 1093 01:18:56,595 --> 01:18:57,721 The fucking dog pissed on my shoe. 1094 01:19:23,822 --> 01:19:25,653 Like my name's Dirty Harry. 1095 01:19:27,159 --> 01:19:28,490 Yo, man. 1096 01:19:30,462 --> 01:19:31,929 Oh, shit, man! 1097 01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:35,530 All right. 1098 01:19:38,070 --> 01:19:39,970 You got it? Be down in a minute. 1099 01:19:40,472 --> 01:19:41,837 Hey, Dan? 1100 01:19:42,641 --> 01:19:43,699 Yeah? 1101 01:19:43,809 --> 01:19:45,401 Let me ask you something. 1102 01:19:45,511 --> 01:19:47,240 Why do you put so much effort into saving 1103 01:19:47,346 --> 01:19:49,814 a life that you know is already over? 1104 01:19:50,215 --> 01:19:51,477 I mean, why do you do that? 1105 01:19:51,617 --> 01:19:53,482 I mean, nothing's over until it's over. 1106 01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:55,519 Yeah, but this was over. This guy was dead. 1107 01:19:55,921 --> 01:19:57,980 Nah... I mean, the way I see it... 1108 01:20:00,125 --> 01:20:01,649 It ain't over until I quit. 1109 01:20:02,895 --> 01:20:06,262 If I try everything I got and nothing works, then all right. 1110 01:20:06,832 --> 01:20:08,322 Then it's over. 1111 01:20:08,734 --> 01:20:09,962 But... 1112 01:20:11,637 --> 01:20:13,229 You gotta try. 1113 01:20:15,774 --> 01:20:17,105 You know what I mean? 1114 01:20:18,410 --> 01:20:19,741 Yeah, I do. 1115 01:20:20,913 --> 01:20:22,244 All right, lock it up. 1116 01:20:22,581 --> 01:20:23,570 See ya. 1117 01:20:23,682 --> 01:20:24,808 Take it easy, Burt. 1118 01:20:30,723 --> 01:20:33,351 It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. 1119 01:20:33,926 --> 01:20:35,291 It's all bullshit. 1120 01:20:37,429 --> 01:20:39,158 That's not bullshit. 1121 01:20:44,369 --> 01:20:45,461 Walnut. 1122 01:20:45,571 --> 01:20:47,471 You were right. About what? 1123 01:20:47,906 --> 01:20:50,204 We located Olivetti's Ford truck and guess what? 1124 01:20:50,776 --> 01:20:54,212 We definitely have found our perpetrators. Couple of real mooks. 1125 01:20:55,514 --> 01:20:56,981 Wait, hold on. 1126 01:20:57,616 --> 01:21:00,244 Same caliber as the slugs found in the convenience store homicide. 1127 01:21:01,019 --> 01:21:02,646 The vehicle is registered to Albert Olivetti. 1128 01:21:03,255 --> 01:21:04,381 Great. 1129 01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:06,749 Maybe now you can stand down on that merkin angle, huh? 1130 01:21:07,326 --> 01:21:08,452 Check. 1131 01:21:08,827 --> 01:21:11,762 So these are the guys, Burt. We've got 'em driving the landlord's truck, 1132 01:21:11,864 --> 01:21:14,662 and they used his weapon to commit the convenience store homicide. 1133 01:21:14,767 --> 01:21:17,497 It's a slam dunk. I'll call you back with the details. 1134 01:21:21,507 --> 01:21:24,601 You two fuckholes are in a shitload of trouble. 1135 01:21:39,558 --> 01:21:40,547 Hello? 1136 01:21:40,659 --> 01:21:41,648 Hello, Mr. Allspice. 1137 01:21:42,194 --> 01:21:43,821 This is Franklin Franklin, your neighbor. 1138 01:21:44,396 --> 01:21:46,057 Franklin. Hello, Franklin. 1139 01:21:46,265 --> 01:21:48,392 Wait. You're not Mr. Allspice. 1140 01:21:49,601 --> 01:21:53,435 No, my name is Burt. I'm a friend of Mr. Allspice. 1141 01:21:53,539 --> 01:21:55,905 A friend? Allspice has a friend? 1142 01:21:56,308 --> 01:21:59,243 Yeah, I... I came by to visit him. 1143 01:21:59,344 --> 01:22:02,370 He went out to get some chicken fried rice for the two of us. 1144 01:22:02,481 --> 01:22:04,506 You know, for a change. 1145 01:22:08,754 --> 01:22:10,915 Can you relay a message to him? 1146 01:22:11,356 --> 01:22:14,257 I would really appreciate it if he would look after my dog. 1147 01:22:14,893 --> 01:22:16,190 Tell him my door is unlocked. 1148 01:22:16,461 --> 01:22:18,190 His food is on the... Franklin, why don't you tell me 1149 01:22:18,297 --> 01:22:20,731 where you are, and I can bring your dog to you? 1150 01:22:22,234 --> 01:22:24,862 His food is on the floor and he eats twice a day. 1151 01:22:25,537 --> 01:22:28,028 Look, I know Mr. Allspice really hates my alphorn, 1152 01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:30,040 but I don't think he has anything against my dog... 1153 01:22:30,142 --> 01:22:32,702 Franklin, I would really like to get some contact information. 1154 01:22:33,512 --> 01:22:35,275 I mean, what if something happens to the dog? 1155 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,448 You'd like to know, wouldn't you? 1156 01:22:37,883 --> 01:22:38,850 Franklin? 1157 01:22:39,585 --> 01:22:40,813 Franklin? 1158 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,617 Franklin? I'm here. 1159 01:22:47,459 --> 01:22:48,858 I'm sorry to be the one to bring you some 1160 01:22:48,961 --> 01:22:50,895 bad news, but your landlord, Mr. Olivetti, 1161 01:22:51,563 --> 01:22:53,121 was murdered. 1162 01:22:55,968 --> 01:22:58,027 But, Franklin, 1163 01:22:58,570 --> 01:23:00,367 they caught the two guys who killed him. 1164 01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:03,105 Two young punks 1165 01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:05,506 driving around in Olivetti's truck. 1166 01:23:06,712 --> 01:23:09,306 They thought that they could get away with it. Can you imagine that? 1167 01:23:11,016 --> 01:23:13,007 And from what I hear, this Olivetti was a bad guy. 1168 01:23:14,052 --> 01:23:16,486 Some might say that he had it coming to him. 1169 01:23:18,257 --> 01:23:20,657 Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Franklin? 1170 01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:22,659 I'm hanging up now. 1171 01:23:23,262 --> 01:23:27,096 Franklin, no, Franklin. Wait, I have one last question. 1172 01:23:28,267 --> 01:23:29,495 I'm here. 1173 01:23:30,269 --> 01:23:32,100 What's the dog's name? 1174 01:23:33,805 --> 01:23:34,999 Bernard. 1175 01:23:35,741 --> 01:23:37,470 His name is Bernard. 1176 01:23:40,045 --> 01:23:41,535 Enjoy the Alps. 1177 01:24:08,597 --> 01:24:09,962 Franklin, 1178 01:24:10,633 --> 01:24:12,294 what are we so scared of? 1179 01:24:14,303 --> 01:24:16,168 You only get one shot at this life. 1180 01:24:18,774 --> 01:24:20,332 There are no do-overs. 1181 01:24:21,844 --> 01:24:23,812 Time wasted is time lost. 1182 01:24:24,647 --> 01:24:26,205 The past is a ghost, 1183 01:24:27,983 --> 01:24:29,610 the future a dream. 1184 01:24:30,686 --> 01:24:32,620 There is only right now. 1185 01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:38,286 We need to forgive each other, Franklin. 1186 01:24:40,329 --> 01:24:42,354 Forgive and keep moving forward, 1187 01:24:42,464 --> 01:24:44,659 because we're all so ridiculously imperfect. 1188 01:24:47,636 --> 01:24:49,695 And we need to find a place we call home. 1189 01:24:52,308 --> 01:24:54,970 A place where we know we're loved and we feel safe. 1190 01:25:00,316 --> 01:25:02,511 I see it all so clearly now. 1191 01:25:03,752 --> 01:25:06,312 It doesn't matter if you live in a small apartment 1192 01:25:06,422 --> 01:25:08,219 or some big mansion on a hill. 1193 01:25:10,659 --> 01:25:12,718 It doesn't matter if you live in a mental institution 1194 01:25:12,828 --> 01:25:15,160 or on some sunny beach in St. Croix. 1195 01:25:16,765 --> 01:25:18,733 It's all in your mind. 1196 01:25:19,301 --> 01:25:21,667 Every moment of your life is what you make it. 1197 01:25:22,338 --> 01:25:23,498 Pain, 1198 01:25:23,839 --> 01:25:24,828 love, 1199 01:25:25,307 --> 01:25:26,604 fear, 1200 01:25:26,942 --> 01:25:28,375 happiness. 1201 01:25:29,678 --> 01:25:31,669 You choose to feel each of them. 1202 01:25:32,982 --> 01:25:34,813 So choose to be happy, Franklin. 1203 01:25:35,784 --> 01:25:37,479 Choose to be happy. 1204 01:25:38,854 --> 01:25:41,118 Because happiness is a state of mind. 1205 01:26:12,855 --> 01:26:14,254 Come on, Bernard. 1206 01:26:23,565 --> 01:26:24,998 All right, come on. 1207 01:26:38,714 --> 01:26:39,908 I got a dog. 1208 01:28:01,096 --> 01:28:02,063 Ahh! 85498

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