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We come together today...
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In dark times such as these,
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we must all remember
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to look
to the Lord for guidance.
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Submit yourselves,
then, to God.
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Amen.
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Resist the Devil...
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...and he will flee from you.
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I regret to say
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I know the powers
of Satan firsthand.
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Our very own daughter
was taken
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by perverts and swindlers
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and let fall
into a world of sin.
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Sheriff?
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I hope...
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You ought to come take
a look at this.
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My God.
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Go easy on that stuff,
will ya?
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You know what they say
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about too much
of a good thing...
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Give me some sugar.
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You're special.
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There ain't nobody else
out there like you.
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Now giddyup.
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Time is money.
Everybody is waiting.
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You're a fucking sex symbol.
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♪ In the summertime
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♪ When the weather is hot
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♪ You can stretch right up
and touch the sky
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♪ When the weather's fine
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♪ You got women
You got women on your mind
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♪ Have a drink, have a drive
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♪ Go out and see
what you can find
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♪ If her daddy's rich
Take her out for a meal
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♪ If her daddy's poor
Just do what you feel
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♪ Speed along the lane
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♪ Do a turn
or return the twenty-five
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♪ When the sun goes down
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♪ You can make it
Make it good and really fine
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♪ We're not bad people
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♪ We're not dirty
We're not mean
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♪ We love everybody
But we do as we please
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♪ When the weather's fine
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♪ We go fishin'
or go swimmin' in the sea
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♪ We're always happy
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♪ Life's for livin', yeah
That's our philosophy ♪
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Highs in the low...
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America needs Jesus...
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Maxine.
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"The Farmer's Daughters."
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Oh, hot damn.
Look-it, there I am.
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Wow.
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Hollywood, here we come.
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No, ma'am.
We don't need Hollywood.
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These type of pictures
turn regular folks into stars.
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We're gonna do it
all ourselves.
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- Ain't that right, RJ?
- Yes, sir.
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Finally,
a level playing field for people like us.
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I don't know, Wayne.
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Sounds an awful lot
like what you said
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about The Topless Carwash.
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You remember that?
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Yeah.
And had the IRS not had
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a goddamn personal vendetta
against me,
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that would've panned out
beautifully.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, you know
I'm always game.
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My American Dream
is not unreasonable.
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I just want a paid-for house
with a big ole pool,
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so I can float around
with my knees in the breeze
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and tan these titties.
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What? I was dealt a good hand.
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People spend a lot of money
to look at what God gave me.
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Be a sin
not to take care of 'em.
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Mmm.
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Yes, it sure would.
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What about you, Maxine?
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What's your American Dream?
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Hmm.
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Hurry it up, we aren't
gonna be long in there.
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If this kid I picked up
from the university
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can put it together
like he says,
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our days of struggling
may soon be over.
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We do even half the numbers
of Debbie Does Dallas,
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I'm outta the red for good.
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Hell, let's make
a picture a week, then.
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Patience, darlin'.
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I've been being patient
my whole life.
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Well, that's the thing
about being patient.
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- I need to be famous, Wayne.
- Mmm-hmm.
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I'm ready
for the high life.
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I'm sick and tired of
never gettin' what I want.
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Well, you help me keep those
jokers in line out there,
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I'll make sure you get
everything your heart desires.
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You better have.
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I don't wanna worry
no more, Wayne.
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I deserve nice things.
I have cosmopolitan taste.
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- Don't I know it.
- I mean it.
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I want the whole world
to know my name.
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Like Lynda Carter
or some shit.
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Hey, everyone with a pulse
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is gonna lust
after a piece of Maxine Minx
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once they see what you can do.
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You know why?
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Why?
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'Cause you got
that X factor.
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Fuckin'-A-right.
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Now, mosey on over there
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and grab us some Wonder
Bread, Wonder Woman.
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I don't
like his girlfriend.
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You don't like
anybody's girlfriend.
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She hardly says a word.
She just stares at everyone.
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Well, she's shy.
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Probably ain't never seen
nobody like us before.
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People who stare
give me the heebie-jeebies.
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Better get used to that
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if you're gonna be
in the movies.
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Your little boyfriend
is cute.
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You help him
with all his films?
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Sometimes, yeah.
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Is that your boyfriend?
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Sometimes, yeah.
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Hey, how come you don't gotta
film none of this in order?
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Well, once I have it all
in the can,
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I can rearrange it
however I want.
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No shit.
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I actually intend
on experimenting
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a lot with
the film's editing.
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Giving it a certain sense
of the avant-garde,
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like they're doing in France.
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It's classier that way.
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And it's a good trick
to disguise the low budget.
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All right,
let's slate it.
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And hit it.
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All right,
go ahead and fill her up.
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You know,
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if you tilt the camera up
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from the nozzle...
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...it'll look
like he's using his cock.
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See? I got good sense, too.
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How come
we couldn't do
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any of this filming
in Houston?
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Ain't they got
plenty of farms?
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Well, this county
raised property taxes,
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a little bit of cash
goes a long way out here.
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Most older folks
can't compete
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with the bigger outfits
no more.
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Now, we're not the only ones
trying to make a buck.
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Kidnappers, murderers,
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sex fiends...
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All the result
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of our increasingly
secular society...
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Besides, it ain't
exactly something
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I wanna advertise around town.
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You know how
some people can get
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when it comes to sex.
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Remember
what happened
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in Sodom and Gomorrah.
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- Get what we needed?
- Oh, I got it.
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Thanks to help
from yours truly.
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- Got my smokes?
- Yes. God damn.
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I'm just askin'.
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Hey, if I'm gonna be
having sex for you,
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I'm gonna
need cigarettes.
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How's the script?
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I don't know.
It's all right.
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Does it matter?
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Hey, I don't wanna have
to wear a hard hat
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to make a livin', do you?
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No.
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Then don't you be
bringin' down the vibe
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of my investments.
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Negativity attracts
negative results.
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Winstons? You know
I only smoke Old Golds.
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All they had,
Bobby-Lynne.
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That's it.
I'm calling my agent.
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Just get back
in the dang van.
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Mmm-mmm!
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That's right.
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The deviants are
already amongst us,
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waiting for our sons
and daughters.
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So, heed dire warnings,
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and repent
before it is too late.
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He may be a forgiving God,
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but every man
has got his limits.
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Must be a bad wreck.
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Y'all stay safe out there.
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I'll be right back
with some more golden oldies
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right after
this commercial break.
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...the 60th anniversary
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...take place this Saturday.
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Don't miss your chance
to tour the entire state...
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- What is it?
- Oh, don't look.
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I hate blood and guts.
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Just when you thought
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you'd escaped
the slaughterhouse.
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Yeah.
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Now, that's a bonanza...
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Was that the...
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This is it.
Our own studio backlot.
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Thank goodness.
I'm horny.
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- You're always horny.
- No, not always.
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It's perfect.
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It's really gonna
add a lot of production value.
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Y'all stay put
while I go
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and handle business
right quick.
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This wasn't I had in mind
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when I agreed to help out
on your film.
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Gotta start somewhere,
Lorraine.
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RJ, it's smut.
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When did you become
such a prude?
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I'm not.
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I just don't understand
why you're doing all this.
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Because it is possible
to make a good dirty movie.
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Who's that?
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Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy.
We spoke on the telephone.
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Uh...
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Howard, right?
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You from the county?
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This here's private property.
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Didn't you see the signs
down at the end of the drive?
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Oh, easy, partner.
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Somethin's wrong.
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What'chu talkin' 'bout?
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You're trespassing.
The law says I can shoot.
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Sir, I ain't from the county.
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I'm from Houston.
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We spoke on Tuesday.
You remember?
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About y'all's boarding house.
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Oh, that's right.
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You're looking
for a place to stay.
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Well, you never can be
too careful with strangers.
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You had me
pretty nervous there.
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It ain't even loaded.
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Most of the times,
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just wavin' it around
is all it takes.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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I keep the same thing
in my glove box.
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Wow,
that's one ugly sumbitch.
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What?
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He is.
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Hell of a spread
you got here.
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We like it.
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You all right there,
old-timer?
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I'm fine.
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- She ain't much.
- She's gorgeous.
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Building was for soldiers
during the Civil War.
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They never saw
any action though.
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What about you?
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You serve?
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Flat feet.
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I did.
Two tours in South Vietnam.
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Had enough farmers
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tryin' to shoot me
for one lifetime.
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Know what I mean, Pops?
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Oorah.
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Oh, careful, Howie.
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Hot damn,
that's my future fiancee
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you're eyeballin' there.
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00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,423
Been a while
263
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,190
since you seen
anythin' that nice?
264
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,792
I don't recall
you mentioning
265
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,827
you'd bringing
all these others.
266
00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:03,865
Now, about that...
267
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:07,366
See, your ad said $30, but...
268
00:21:07,402 --> 00:21:10,438
I threw in a little extra
to sweeten the deal.
269
00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:11,739
I hope that's okay.
270
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,516
I don't think
I like you, Wayne.
271
00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:25,752
In fact,
272
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,221
I don't much like the looks
of none of y'all.
273
00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:29,923
Now, my wife is next door,
274
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:33,493
so I would appreciate
a little discretion.
275
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,632
I give you my word.
276
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,501
You won't even know
we're here.
277
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,844
That was
some stellar negotiating.
278
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,878
You really do have
a knack for business.
279
00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:53,279
You keep jawin', towhead,
280
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,415
I'll pull you off
the main stage for a month.
281
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,616
Oh, but then, honey,
282
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,419
you won't make
no money neither.
283
00:21:58,452 --> 00:21:59,554
How could you
just stand there
284
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,788
and let him talk
about us like that?
285
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:01,855
Oh, calm down.
286
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,289
Ain't no need
to harsh the mellow.
287
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,759
It's harmless.
He's just old.
288
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,292
His pecker ain't
probably been hard
289
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,359
since before you were born.
290
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,261
I'd hate people
like us then, too.
291
00:22:09,296 --> 00:22:10,832
He don't know
what we're doing, does he?
292
00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:15,836
So, church mouse,
you do speak.
293
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,375
No.
294
00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:24,846
He sure doesn't.
295
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:27,414
And I intend
to keep it that way.
296
00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:29,650
Now, I don't wanna give
the old codger a heart attack.
297
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,487
Would you?
298
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,887
It's better to beg
for forgiveness
299
00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:35,322
than ask for permission.
300
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,624
You know what I mean?
301
00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:40,259
All right.
302
00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:43,597
That's enough jabberin'.
303
00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:46,067
I reckon it's about high time
we cut to the chase
304
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,969
and we give the people
what they wanna see.
305
00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:49,804
What do you say?
306
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,006
Fucking finally!
307
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,834
Okay. Now...
Now flip her over.
308
00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:21,769
Ooh!
309
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,814
Oh, yeah.
Fuck me.
310
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,481
- Yeah.
- Fuck.
311
00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:35,549
That's great.
312
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:37,417
Just scooch your chin up
for me.
313
00:23:38,719 --> 00:23:40,386
All right,
now slow it all down.
314
00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:42,757
- I wanna see the passion.
- Hey, kid.
315
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:45,026
How about you just
point the camera
316
00:23:45,058 --> 00:23:46,426
and stay in your lane.
317
00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:47,929
Let me do the screwing here.
318
00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:56,604
Yeah!
319
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:58,705
Yes!
320
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,624
Oh, my God.
321
00:26:21,214 --> 00:26:23,284
Now,
I may not know shit from Shinola
322
00:26:23,317 --> 00:26:24,151
when it comes to filmmaking,
323
00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:26,019
but I know for damn sure
people are gonna
324
00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:27,688
wanna see
what I just saw in there.
325
00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:28,756
Well, that's
'cause I'm not treatin' it
326
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,991
like pornography,
but as cinema.
327
00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:33,961
That's what these other
adult films are lackin'.
328
00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:37,097
Whatever you're doin',
you keep doin' it.
329
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,967
People's eyes
are gonna pop out
330
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,036
of their damn skulls
when they see this.
331
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,237
We're gonna be rich.
332
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,971
Feel how hard my cock is.
333
00:27:02,957 --> 00:27:04,290
Oh, sorry, baby.
334
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,564
Don't be standing there
335
00:27:10,597 --> 00:27:12,298
like you're all proud
of yourself.
336
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,602
I was born
for this line of work.
337
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:18,271
Uh. You didn't
do nothin', dummy.
338
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,642
It's called actin'.
339
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:24,577
You good,
but you ain't that good.
340
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,154
Fuck my pussy.
341
00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:36,222
Oh, you make me so wet.
342
00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:38,759
Oh, my God, you're so big.
343
00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:45,732
Aw, don't look so glum.
344
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,968
You did just fine. Come here.
345
00:27:51,405 --> 00:27:53,307
I think I love you.
346
00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,976
Bless your heart.
347
00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,910
And action!
348
00:29:42,483 --> 00:29:44,018
Sorry to bother you, ma'am,
349
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:47,288
but my van broke down
on the highway back yonder,
350
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,255
and I was hopin'
351
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:50,124
I could use y'all's phone
to call for help.
352
00:29:52,493 --> 00:29:54,260
Oh, my goodness.
353
00:29:54,295 --> 00:29:57,364
I'm afraid we don't own
a telephone,
354
00:29:57,397 --> 00:29:59,098
but my daddy
will be home soon,
355
00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:02,135
and I'm sure he could give you
a lift to town.
356
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:04,738
Would you like to come inside?
357
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,777
Much obliged.
358
00:31:40,501 --> 00:31:41,502
Hello?
359
00:32:17,672 --> 00:32:18,872
Hello?
360
00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:50,170
Lemonade?
361
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,954
Sure is hot out there.
362
00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:10,990
You must be awful thirsty.
363
00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:13,292
Yes, ma'am.
364
00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:24,037
It's got a good taste.
365
00:34:10,284 --> 00:34:11,552
I should probably
get back now.
366
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,456
My boyfriend gets real fussy
367
00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:16,155
when he don't know
where I'm at, so...
368
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:33,407
Come with me
before Daddy gets home.
369
00:34:53,628 --> 00:34:56,063
I was young once, too.
370
00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:02,168
It was taken
right before the first war.
371
00:35:05,806 --> 00:35:08,710
Believe it or not,
my Howard served in both.
372
00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:13,246
He survived the trenches
and Omaha Beach.
373
00:35:14,248 --> 00:35:15,449
There wasn't anything
374
00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:17,317
he wouldn't do for me
back then.
375
00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:27,795
That's the power of beauty.
376
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:32,032
I was a dancer
in those early years.
377
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,235
But then the war came, so...
378
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,407
Not everything in life
turns out how you expect.
379
00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:50,349
Such a special face.
380
00:35:56,123 --> 00:35:57,291
Beautiful.
381
00:35:59,726 --> 00:36:00,762
Look.
382
00:36:17,244 --> 00:36:19,713
I don't know
what's come over me.
383
00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:22,315
I've never quite
felt like this before.
384
00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:26,152
If Daddy catches us,
385
00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,757
there's no telling
what he might do.
386
00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:34,862
What are you doing?
387
00:36:44,838 --> 00:36:46,239
You should go.
388
00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,710
It will be our secret.
389
00:36:50,612 --> 00:36:51,846
What will?
390
00:36:52,847 --> 00:36:53,847
Shh.
391
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:32,719
Watch out!
392
00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:35,856
I've been looking
everywhere for you!
393
00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:36,958
Sorry.
394
00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:39,291
The kid says
we're gonna lose the light!
395
00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:40,728
Well, come on now,
chop-chop.
396
00:37:53,507 --> 00:37:55,510
You're not good.
Bluff it.
397
00:37:57,612 --> 00:37:59,311
You're a fucking sex symbol.
398
00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:09,322
I will not accept a life
I do not deserve.
399
00:38:48,295 --> 00:38:49,329
Are you ready?
400
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:57,572
Let's go to work.
401
00:39:21,596 --> 00:39:23,431
Coast is clear.
402
00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:24,865
- Right...
- Sound speed.
403
00:39:24,898 --> 00:39:27,001
Okay, we're rollin'.
404
00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,869
Farmer's Daughter, take one.
405
00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:36,010
Action.
406
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:41,949
I'm looking
for the owner of this farm.
407
00:39:41,983 --> 00:39:44,619
His daughter said I could
find him in here.
408
00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:47,353
You must have been
talking to my sister.
409
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:48,489
Sister?
410
00:39:48,523 --> 00:39:51,826
- She didn't mention you.
- Not surprised.
411
00:39:52,994 --> 00:39:55,429
She's always been jealous.
412
00:39:55,463 --> 00:39:58,666
I'm younger,
get all the attention.
413
00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:03,036
Daddy never lets her
leave the farm anymore.
414
00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:07,041
He's very protective.
415
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:08,809
Well, I was hopin'
he could give me a ride
416
00:40:08,842 --> 00:40:10,911
back to town
before it got dark.
417
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:18,820
We shouldn't disturb him.
418
00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:21,556
It would only make him angry.
419
00:40:22,956 --> 00:40:25,324
You wouldn't like Daddy
when he's angry.
420
00:40:30,431 --> 00:40:32,032
I could give you a ride.
421
00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:09,682
We talked about this.
422
00:44:12,286 --> 00:44:13,586
Howard?
423
00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:15,222
Please.
424
00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:24,697
You know I can't.
425
00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:26,333
My heart...
426
00:44:48,054 --> 00:44:53,027
♪ They're gonna put me
in the movies
427
00:44:53,059 --> 00:44:56,630
♪ They're gonna make
a big star out of me
428
00:44:57,998 --> 00:45:00,034
♪ They'll make
a film about a girl
429
00:45:00,067 --> 00:45:03,369
♪ Who's sad and lonely
430
00:45:03,405 --> 00:45:07,074
♪ And all I gotta do
is act naturally ♪
431
00:45:07,108 --> 00:45:09,309
You were amazing out there.
432
00:45:09,342 --> 00:45:11,878
Now I know why Wayne
left his wife for you.
433
00:45:11,911 --> 00:45:14,114
So do I.
434
00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:15,115
Careful.
435
00:45:15,148 --> 00:45:17,717
Told y'all
she was somethin' special.
436
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:18,918
X factor.
437
00:45:20,855 --> 00:45:21,856
Thanks, baby.
438
00:45:33,967 --> 00:45:35,001
What are you
looking at?
439
00:45:35,034 --> 00:45:36,369
Wait, come on now.
440
00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,005
No, Wayne.
441
00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:39,974
Anybody ever teach you
not to stare?
442
00:45:40,474 --> 00:45:41,675
It's rude.
443
00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,777
You got somethin' to say to me
or what?
444
00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:45,813
No.
445
00:45:49,048 --> 00:45:51,318
Well,
I do have a question.
446
00:45:51,351 --> 00:45:53,420
See,
she's interested, is all.
447
00:45:53,454 --> 00:45:55,255
What's on your mind,
church mouse?
448
00:45:55,289 --> 00:45:57,157
Isn't it strange
449
00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:59,193
watching her doin' it
with him?
450
00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:01,362
It's just business.
451
00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:03,764
As long as the camera
is runnin'.
452
00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:05,699
So the camera
changes things?
453
00:46:05,733 --> 00:46:06,800
That's right.
454
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,001
It's not real life, Raine.
455
00:46:08,034 --> 00:46:09,403
It's just a movie.
456
00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:11,405
I know that.
457
00:46:14,007 --> 00:46:15,074
Just sayin'.
458
00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:17,177
What about love?
459
00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:18,480
What about love?
460
00:46:18,512 --> 00:46:19,880
Well, don't y'all
believe in it?
461
00:46:19,914 --> 00:46:21,449
Of course we believe in love.
462
00:46:21,483 --> 00:46:22,782
How can you love someone
463
00:46:22,815 --> 00:46:24,184
and still be
with other people?
464
00:46:24,217 --> 00:46:25,052
You think we don't have
465
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:26,719
no morals or somethin',
is that it?
466
00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:28,856
No. No, I just...
467
00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:31,391
Take it from me,
letting outdated traditions
468
00:46:31,425 --> 00:46:33,494
control how you live your
life will get you nowhere.
469
00:46:33,527 --> 00:46:34,496
I don't know about you,
but I got
470
00:46:34,528 --> 00:46:36,797
better places to be
than where I came from.
471
00:46:36,829 --> 00:46:37,965
Amen to that.
472
00:46:37,998 --> 00:46:39,900
And besides,
it's just sex.
473
00:46:39,934 --> 00:46:40,967
You can decide
who you wanna love,
474
00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:42,268
but not who you wanna screw.
475
00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:44,338
Attraction's
out of our control.
476
00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:47,074
It ain't healthy keeping those
feelings locked away inside.
477
00:46:47,106 --> 00:46:47,974
I seen you sneaking
478
00:46:48,007 --> 00:46:50,478
a few long peeks
at Jackson over here.
479
00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:53,313
- No, I... I wasn't looking...
- It's okay.
480
00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:54,815
He don't mind none.
481
00:46:54,847 --> 00:46:56,050
She's right.
482
00:46:56,849 --> 00:46:57,985
I don't mind.
483
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:00,253
No offense.
484
00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:02,423
Everybody likes sex.
485
00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:03,958
It's a gas.
486
00:47:03,990 --> 00:47:06,260
We're just not afraid
to admit it.
487
00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:08,996
Queer, straight,
Black, white...
488
00:47:09,028 --> 00:47:10,931
It's all disco.
489
00:47:10,965 --> 00:47:13,166
You know why?
Because one day,
490
00:47:13,199 --> 00:47:15,302
we're gonna be too old
to fuck.
491
00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:17,771
And life's too short,
if you ask me.
492
00:47:17,804 --> 00:47:19,306
Roger that.
493
00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:21,275
The fact
of the truth of the matter is,
494
00:47:21,307 --> 00:47:22,943
we turn folks on.
495
00:47:25,144 --> 00:47:28,014
- And that scares 'em.
- They can't look away neither.
496
00:47:28,047 --> 00:47:29,983
That's right.
497
00:47:30,016 --> 00:47:32,554
We're like a foxy car wreck.
498
00:47:32,586 --> 00:47:34,221
Which is how I know
499
00:47:34,255 --> 00:47:37,157
that this new home video
market is set to explode.
500
00:47:37,190 --> 00:47:39,494
Finally, people are gonna
get to see what they desire
501
00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:42,896
in the privacy of their
own homes, free of judgment.
502
00:47:42,929 --> 00:47:45,331
We're gonna give that to them
before anyone else.
503
00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:46,467
Porn ain't only gonna be
504
00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:48,436
- for perverts no more.
- Aw.
505
00:47:48,469 --> 00:47:49,302
Toast to the perverts.
506
00:47:49,335 --> 00:47:51,405
They've been payin'
our bills for years.
507
00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:53,440
Hear, hear!
To the perverts!
508
00:47:53,474 --> 00:47:55,208
To livin' a life
of excess,
509
00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:58,878
being young and having fun
till the day we die.
510
00:47:58,911 --> 00:48:00,981
To the power
of independent cinema.
511
00:48:01,014 --> 00:48:02,849
To living life
on our own terms.
512
00:48:02,882 --> 00:48:03,916
And never accepting what
513
00:48:03,951 --> 00:48:05,952
self-righteous naysayers
have to say.
514
00:48:05,985 --> 00:48:08,021
Right on.
515
00:48:08,054 --> 00:48:10,391
I don't know
if I agree with all of that,
516
00:48:11,525 --> 00:48:13,494
but I did like
what I saw today.
517
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:18,364
I didn't think I would,
but I did.
518
00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:19,567
Cheers to that.
519
00:48:21,235 --> 00:48:22,936
- You ready?
- Yeah.
520
00:48:38,619 --> 00:48:42,489
♪ I took my love
I took it down
521
00:48:45,059 --> 00:48:48,961
♪ I climbed a mountain
and I turned around
522
00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:53,568
♪ And I saw my reflection
523
00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:57,003
♪ In the snow-covered hills
524
00:48:57,036 --> 00:49:01,409
♪ Till the landslide
brought me down
525
00:49:03,043 --> 00:49:09,215
♪ Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love?
526
00:49:09,248 --> 00:49:14,387
♪ Can the child within my heart
rise above?
527
00:49:15,657 --> 00:49:17,324
♪ Can I sail
528
00:49:17,358 --> 00:49:22,161
♪ Through the changin'
ocean tides?
529
00:49:22,195 --> 00:49:25,599
♪ Can I handle the seasons
530
00:49:25,632 --> 00:49:28,469
♪ Of my life?
531
00:49:41,248 --> 00:49:44,117
♪ Well, I've been afraid
532
00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:46,987
♪ Of changin'
533
00:49:47,019 --> 00:49:51,125
♪ 'Cause I built my life
534
00:49:51,157 --> 00:49:53,025
♪ Around you
535
00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:57,565
♪ But time makes you bolder
536
00:49:57,599 --> 00:50:01,168
♪ Even children get older
537
00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:05,606
♪ And I'm gettin' older too
538
00:50:32,733 --> 00:50:34,268
I wanna do a scene
in the movie.
539
00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,043
What?
540
00:50:48,114 --> 00:50:49,483
I wanna be in the movie.
541
00:50:51,018 --> 00:50:52,219
No.
542
00:50:56,322 --> 00:50:57,492
Well, why not?
543
00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:01,195
Well...
544
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,295
Because...
545
00:51:03,262 --> 00:51:04,431
No.
546
00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:08,702
Did y'all put her up to this
or somethin'?
547
00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:10,036
- No!
- Hey!
548
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,773
Take it easy.
They didn't do nothin'.
549
00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:13,373
Nobody put me up
to anything.
550
00:51:13,407 --> 00:51:15,309
I've been thinking
about it all day.
551
00:51:15,342 --> 00:51:16,376
And...
552
00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:18,579
Well, I'm young.
553
00:51:18,612 --> 00:51:21,315
And if we really are makin'
a good dirty movie,
554
00:51:21,347 --> 00:51:23,217
then I don't wanna
just carry the equipment.
555
00:51:24,585 --> 00:51:25,686
I wanna be in it.
556
00:51:26,621 --> 00:51:27,987
Well, you can't.
557
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,090
Says who?
558
00:51:32,358 --> 00:51:34,496
It's my film, Lorraine.
559
00:51:34,528 --> 00:51:36,195
I mean,
it wouldn't make any sense.
560
00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:38,164
We've already shot half of it.
561
00:51:38,197 --> 00:51:41,201
The story can't just suddenly
change midway through.
562
00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:44,304
Why?
563
00:51:46,139 --> 00:51:47,675
Because it just isn't done.
564
00:51:48,842 --> 00:51:51,344
What about in Psycho?
You love that movie.
565
00:51:53,614 --> 00:51:57,585
Well, Psycho is a horror film.
566
00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:01,054
And that plot was a MacGuffin
to build suspense.
567
00:52:01,088 --> 00:52:02,623
And I'm not making
that kind of movie.
568
00:52:02,657 --> 00:52:04,123
Oh, come on, RJ.
569
00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:06,360
Nobody's comin'
to see this film for the plot.
570
00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,429
They're comin'
to see tits and ass.
571
00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:12,231
- And a big dick.
- Lorraine!
572
00:52:12,266 --> 00:52:13,367
It's the truth.
573
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,637
Why not just give the people
what they're payin' for?
574
00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:19,072
Because I'm making
something better than that.
575
00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:22,610
When did you become
such a prude?
576
00:52:24,344 --> 00:52:26,713
All right, hold on.
577
00:52:26,748 --> 00:52:30,518
I am the executive producer,
which means I get a word.
578
00:52:30,552 --> 00:52:32,420
So, why don't we just
take a step outside
579
00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:35,322
before anythin' gets said
that someone might regret.
580
00:52:43,597 --> 00:52:45,567
You gotta back me up
in here, Wayne!
581
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:46,833
I mean,
this situation is fixin'
582
00:52:46,867 --> 00:52:49,268
to get outta control.
It is awfully close.
583
00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:50,838
Relax.
584
00:52:50,871 --> 00:52:53,106
Hey, what is it they say,
"Life imitates art"?
585
00:52:53,139 --> 00:52:55,108
It's the other way around.
586
00:52:55,141 --> 00:52:56,208
Whatever, it don't matter.
587
00:52:56,242 --> 00:52:57,244
But you need
to listen to me, okay?
588
00:52:57,277 --> 00:53:00,614
Because you ain't been 42,
and I have been 23.
589
00:53:00,648 --> 00:53:02,181
And I'm gonna explain
somethin' to you
590
00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:03,684
about young women.
591
00:53:03,717 --> 00:53:05,284
Now, if she's serious,
592
00:53:06,588 --> 00:53:08,387
which I suspect she is,
593
00:53:09,623 --> 00:53:12,159
she's gonna do it
whether you like it or not.
594
00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:14,596
Now, you try to stop her,
not only is she gonna do it,
595
00:53:14,628 --> 00:53:16,831
she's gonna go on and do it
with God knows how many people
596
00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:18,264
in God knows
how many other films,
597
00:53:18,297 --> 00:53:19,733
and nobody wants that.
598
00:53:20,601 --> 00:53:21,635
The way I see it,
599
00:53:21,668 --> 00:53:23,605
you only got
one good option here.
600
00:53:23,637 --> 00:53:26,239
What, letting her get balled
by some man whore?
601
00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:27,909
Come on now,
Jackson is a professional.
602
00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:29,744
He ain't got no diseases
or nothin'.
603
00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:31,612
You just want more sex
in the movie.
604
00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:33,681
That ain't me, hoss.
She wants it, you heard her.
605
00:53:34,748 --> 00:53:36,483
Heck, if she does great,
606
00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:38,585
she gets famous,
maybe she'll take you with her.
607
00:53:40,353 --> 00:53:41,822
Wayne, you don't get it.
608
00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:45,860
Lorraine is not
like the others in there.
609
00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:48,161
She is a nice girl.
610
00:53:50,465 --> 00:53:51,833
I beg your pardon?
611
00:53:51,865 --> 00:53:53,835
No, I didn't mean it
like that.
612
00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:57,237
Oh, I hate to be the one
to tell you this,
613
00:53:59,206 --> 00:54:01,240
but ain't none of them
nice girls.
614
00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:11,965
To hell with this.
615
00:57:11,998 --> 00:57:13,365
She can have it.
616
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,768
Let's see how far they get
without me.
617
00:57:14,802 --> 00:57:16,570
Good luck finding
618
00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:17,771
your own way out of here.
619
00:57:28,181 --> 00:57:29,382
What the...
620
00:57:42,496 --> 00:57:43,630
Ma'am?
621
00:57:54,842 --> 00:57:55,943
Are you all right?
622
00:58:06,519 --> 00:58:07,554
Sorry, I'm...
623
00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:19,567
Ma'am?
624
00:58:35,081 --> 00:58:36,083
What?
625
00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:38,686
How come you just did that?
626
00:58:40,855 --> 00:58:43,724
Why won't you look at me?
627
00:58:43,757 --> 00:58:46,427
Look at me
like you looked at her.
628
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,528
What?
629
00:58:48,561 --> 00:58:50,563
I can show you
what I'm capable of.
630
00:58:50,597 --> 00:58:52,500
Stop. I don't
wanna see it.
631
00:58:57,137 --> 00:59:00,206
Maybe we should just go
find your husband.
632
00:59:35,675 --> 00:59:36,710
Help me.
633
01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:39,833
♪ Oui, oui, Marie
634
01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:48,641
♪ If you'll do this for me
635
01:01:48,675 --> 01:01:55,349
♪ Then I'll do that for you
636
01:01:56,117 --> 01:02:02,356
♪ Oui, oui, Marie
637
01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:12,099
♪ Come on,
baby Don't fear the reaper ♪
638
01:02:59,481 --> 01:03:00,681
RJ?
639
01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:24,804
RJ?
640
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:34,007
Hey, hey, hey.
641
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,242
What's goin' on,
church mouse?
642
01:04:36,277 --> 01:04:40,414
It's RJ.
I woke up, and he was gone.
643
01:04:40,447 --> 01:04:41,248
I...
644
01:04:43,451 --> 01:04:45,219
You don't think he left me,
do you?
645
01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:48,322
Well, the van's still here.
646
01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:50,824
He's gotta be around
somewhere.
647
01:04:54,894 --> 01:04:59,032
Oh, hey, it ain't
like your dog ran off.
648
01:04:59,065 --> 01:05:01,367
He's probably just
processin' things, you know?
649
01:05:02,268 --> 01:05:03,269
Go on back to bed.
650
01:05:03,304 --> 01:05:06,840
I feel bad if I hurt him.
I don't wanna break up.
651
01:05:06,873 --> 01:05:09,275
Hun, you didn't
do nothin' wrong.
652
01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:10,978
He'll get over it.
653
01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:13,347
He just needs
to toughen up, is all.
654
01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:14,981
Come on. I'll talk to him
in the morning.
655
01:05:16,016 --> 01:05:17,452
Will you
help me find him?
656
01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:21,387
Please? I'm worried.
657
01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:26,327
All right.
658
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,028
I ain't gettin' in the middle
of no more of this shit.
659
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:40,541
RJ!
660
01:05:41,974 --> 01:05:44,110
Are you in here, brother?
661
01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,581
This ain't the way
to go about handlin' this.
662
01:05:58,659 --> 01:06:00,327
Oh, no.
663
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,403
I'm sorry if I disturbed you.
664
01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:11,338
What are you
doin' out here?
665
01:06:14,608 --> 01:06:16,443
I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.
666
01:06:24,050 --> 01:06:26,085
Have you seen
my wife?
667
01:06:27,153 --> 01:06:28,288
No, sir.
668
01:06:35,161 --> 01:06:37,898
Two keys to keepin'
a healthy relationship.
669
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,001
Never let a good woman
out of your sight.
670
01:06:43,570 --> 01:06:45,407
Never mention her weight.
671
01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:48,242
How do you think
I've been surrounded
672
01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:51,311
by so many beautiful females
my whole life?
673
01:06:52,278 --> 01:06:53,914
There's an art to it.
674
01:06:55,282 --> 01:06:56,916
Just like business.
675
01:07:08,394 --> 01:07:11,632
Fuck! Son of a bitch!
676
01:07:24,679 --> 01:07:26,280
Oh, fuck me!
677
01:07:28,483 --> 01:07:32,420
Oh, shut up, cheeseburger!
Go wander into traffic.
678
01:07:32,454 --> 01:07:35,021
Oh, fuck.
679
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:42,496
RJ, you in here?
680
01:07:43,362 --> 01:07:45,398
I stepped on a nail.
681
01:07:45,432 --> 01:07:48,168
Come on out and help me,
for Christ's sake!
682
01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:51,739
I'm gonna catch tetanus
from this shit.
683
01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,050
RJ?
684
01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:08,387
Church mouse, that you?
685
01:08:56,570 --> 01:08:59,338
There's another light
down in the cellar.
686
01:08:59,372 --> 01:09:00,608
Can you go get it?
687
01:09:02,208 --> 01:09:05,345
Please. My wife is not well.
688
01:09:05,378 --> 01:09:06,680
It's very dark,
689
01:09:06,713 --> 01:09:09,417
and I'm worried she could fall
and break her hip.
690
01:09:25,766 --> 01:09:29,336
Downstairs.
You'll see my workbench.
691
01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:17,645
Found it!
692
01:11:32,359 --> 01:11:33,627
Hey, I'm locked in!
693
01:11:38,265 --> 01:11:39,365
Hey!
694
01:11:41,703 --> 01:11:44,538
Hey! Hey! Open up!
695
01:12:51,972 --> 01:12:53,440
What is it, baby?
696
01:12:54,908 --> 01:12:56,676
Thought I heard somethin'.
697
01:12:59,345 --> 01:13:00,648
Probably nothin'.
698
01:13:02,349 --> 01:13:03,850
Old habits die hard.
699
01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:06,554
Go back to sleep.
700
01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:09,657
Aye, aye, captain.
701
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,815
Everything okay, Pops?
702
01:14:11,519 --> 01:14:14,454
My wife, she's gone missing.
703
01:14:14,488 --> 01:14:15,555
Missin'?
704
01:14:17,091 --> 01:14:18,826
She gets confused.
705
01:14:18,859 --> 01:14:21,996
It happens sometimes
after dark.
706
01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:24,465
Lot of firepower
for a missin' wife.
707
01:14:25,198 --> 01:14:27,033
It's for gators.
708
01:14:27,068 --> 01:14:30,404
I found her once
by the edge of our pond.
709
01:14:30,438 --> 01:14:32,038
If she was to fall in...
710
01:14:35,842 --> 01:14:37,011
Want some help?
711
01:14:40,213 --> 01:14:42,483
Not for self
but for country, right?
712
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,688
Let me go and get my skivvies.
713
01:17:31,118 --> 01:17:33,787
I say we each
take a side of the perimeter.
714
01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:35,890
Cover ground quicker that way.
715
01:17:35,922 --> 01:17:37,891
I only got
the one light.
716
01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,662
No offense,
717
01:17:41,694 --> 01:17:43,963
but it's been a while
since you was deployed.
718
01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:46,132
I spent three nights face down
in a rice paddy
719
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:48,234
scanning for land mines
and trip wires.
720
01:17:48,269 --> 01:17:51,171
Once a marine,
always a marine.
721
01:17:52,139 --> 01:17:53,673
If she's out here...
722
01:17:55,009 --> 01:17:56,243
I'll find her.
723
01:19:59,365 --> 01:20:00,900
I got nothin', Pops.
724
01:20:09,042 --> 01:20:10,243
Shit.
725
01:20:12,378 --> 01:20:14,381
What you doing
all the way in there?
726
01:20:29,063 --> 01:20:30,264
Oh, no.
727
01:20:31,998 --> 01:20:34,335
Pops, you okay?
728
01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:36,036
You in here?
729
01:20:37,304 --> 01:20:41,443
Help!
Help, somebody, please!
730
01:20:41,475 --> 01:20:43,109
Please help me!
731
01:20:44,979 --> 01:20:46,046
RJ!
732
01:20:47,948 --> 01:20:49,015
Help!
733
01:21:27,186 --> 01:21:29,256
Oh, shit!
734
01:21:29,289 --> 01:21:32,158
You scared me, Pops.
735
01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:35,095
Once a marine,
always a marine.
736
01:21:36,162 --> 01:21:37,163
Well...
737
01:21:38,198 --> 01:21:39,932
Your lady ain't in there.
738
01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:42,935
I can't give her
what she wants anymore.
739
01:21:45,372 --> 01:21:47,475
You don't understand
what it's like.
740
01:21:47,509 --> 01:21:49,577
You can still do
as you please.
741
01:21:50,109 --> 01:21:51,377
Say what?
742
01:21:51,412 --> 01:21:55,114
The last bohemian
that stayed here was the same.
743
01:21:55,149 --> 01:21:58,520
Traipsin' around
in barely any clothes.
744
01:21:58,552 --> 01:22:00,454
Enticin' my wife.
745
01:22:02,423 --> 01:22:04,190
Yeah...
746
01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:06,627
Okay, well,
747
01:22:06,661 --> 01:22:08,328
we better get back up
to the house
748
01:22:08,362 --> 01:22:10,197
and find out what's goin' on.
749
01:22:10,229 --> 01:22:13,000
I know exactly
what's goin' on.
750
01:23:03,283 --> 01:23:05,918
Maxine?
751
01:23:08,122 --> 01:23:11,257
That woman was in my bed
touching me!
752
01:23:44,426 --> 01:23:46,159
You're just
makin' things worse.
753
01:23:46,193 --> 01:23:47,595
Help me!
754
01:23:47,628 --> 01:23:49,530
Somebody! Please!
755
01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:51,466
Nobody is comin' for ya.
756
01:23:51,498 --> 01:23:54,402
Get back down in that cellar
and be quiet!
757
01:23:59,238 --> 01:24:01,975
- Shut up!
- Help!
758
01:24:02,009 --> 01:24:05,512
- Hey! Somebody, please!
- Kidnappers, murderers,
759
01:24:05,546 --> 01:24:07,146
sex fiends,
760
01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:08,247
lurkin' where
we least expect...
761
01:24:08,282 --> 01:24:09,315
Help!
762
01:24:09,349 --> 01:24:12,051
- Somebody, help!
- ...in good Christian homes,
763
01:24:12,085 --> 01:24:14,387
right under our very noses!
764
01:24:21,194 --> 01:24:22,195
Jackson?
765
01:24:23,465 --> 01:24:24,466
Wayne?
766
01:24:25,364 --> 01:24:26,434
Where are y'all?
767
01:24:44,551 --> 01:24:45,587
Oh, my goodness.
768
01:24:46,286 --> 01:24:47,521
Ma'am?
769
01:24:47,555 --> 01:24:50,224
Ma'am? Be careful!
770
01:24:50,256 --> 01:24:53,092
Step away from the edge,
it's dangerous.
771
01:24:55,229 --> 01:24:57,664
It's all right. Here, here.
772
01:24:57,698 --> 01:25:00,467
You're safe now, okay?
773
01:25:00,502 --> 01:25:03,505
Are you hurt?
I don't see anything.
774
01:25:03,537 --> 01:25:05,806
My nana gets confused
sometimes as well.
775
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,475
I learned all about it.
776
01:25:07,509 --> 01:25:08,576
Believe it or not,
I've even thought
777
01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:10,210
about becomin' a nurse
one day.
778
01:25:10,243 --> 01:25:11,278
So...
779
01:25:11,310 --> 01:25:12,546
Okay. Why don't you
come with...
780
01:25:12,579 --> 01:25:14,113
Oh!
781
01:25:15,314 --> 01:25:16,551
What the hell
did you do that for?
782
01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:19,420
I don't need a nurse.
783
01:25:19,453 --> 01:25:21,320
Why should you get
to have it all?
784
01:25:21,354 --> 01:25:24,123
What have you ever done
except be a whore?
785
01:25:24,826 --> 01:25:28,194
Okay, you know what?
786
01:25:28,228 --> 01:25:30,597
You don't want my help?
No problem.
787
01:25:30,631 --> 01:25:32,634
I was just tryin' to be nice.
788
01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:35,335
You don't deserve
to be able to just flaunt it
789
01:25:35,368 --> 01:25:37,404
in my face like you do.
790
01:25:37,438 --> 01:25:40,608
It ain't my fault you didn't
live the life you wanted.
791
01:25:40,641 --> 01:25:43,810
Now move
out of the way, please.
792
01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:48,416
Move! You mean old ugly b...
793
01:25:55,556 --> 01:25:56,690
Bitch.
794
01:26:21,481 --> 01:26:22,783
Was that the one?
795
01:26:23,818 --> 01:26:26,219
You know I don't like blondes.
796
01:26:43,503 --> 01:26:45,104
Disgustin'.
797
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,347
Lorraine?
798
01:26:55,483 --> 01:26:56,484
RJ?
799
01:28:06,020 --> 01:28:07,689
Uh, place is empty.
800
01:28:08,989 --> 01:28:11,390
What about
that other fella, Wayne?
801
01:28:11,426 --> 01:28:14,695
In the barn.
Stuck like the pig he was.
802
01:28:15,930 --> 01:28:18,398
Well, that's three down.
803
01:28:18,432 --> 01:28:20,501
Four.
804
01:28:20,534 --> 01:28:23,637
And I got another
kept up at the house for you.
805
01:28:23,671 --> 01:28:25,271
I don't want her.
806
01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:27,542
This one was different.
807
01:28:27,574 --> 01:28:29,711
She had something special.
808
01:28:29,743 --> 01:28:31,344
Like I did.
809
01:28:31,377 --> 01:28:33,914
Sick and tired of never
gettin' what I want.
810
01:28:37,851 --> 01:28:40,488
You know I want to give it
to you, Pearl.
811
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,523
But I'm tired, too.
812
01:28:45,626 --> 01:28:46,728
I know.
813
01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:56,871
Tell me I'm special.
814
01:29:02,777 --> 01:29:04,479
Of course you are.
815
01:29:07,648 --> 01:29:09,817
I've felt that way
816
01:29:09,850 --> 01:29:11,886
since the first moment we met.
817
01:29:13,688 --> 01:29:17,289
You were the most
beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
818
01:29:22,328 --> 01:29:24,765
Oh, not anymore.
819
01:29:26,967 --> 01:29:28,502
Always.
820
01:29:35,510 --> 01:29:37,310
Tell me I'm yours.
821
01:29:40,081 --> 01:29:41,948
That you still want me.
822
01:29:51,390 --> 01:29:53,326
Make me feel young again.
823
01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:05,605
What if my heart
can't take it?
824
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:06,908
It can.
825
01:31:43,104 --> 01:31:46,140
Fuck me, Howard.
826
01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:47,807
Fuck me.
827
01:32:04,926 --> 01:32:06,694
Fuck me.
828
01:32:26,046 --> 01:32:29,783
Help!
829
01:32:29,817 --> 01:32:30,984
Help!
830
01:32:31,018 --> 01:32:34,154
Somebody, help me, please!
831
01:33:14,194 --> 01:33:16,764
Let me out of here!
832
01:33:16,796 --> 01:33:18,131
Keep your voice down.
833
01:33:19,265 --> 01:33:20,835
Don't tell me
to be quiet!
834
01:33:20,868 --> 01:33:23,104
I was locked in a dungeon
down there!
835
01:33:23,136 --> 01:33:25,773
These old people
are fucking crazy!
836
01:33:25,805 --> 01:33:26,873
I have to get
out of this house
837
01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:28,242
before they kill me, too.
838
01:33:28,274 --> 01:33:30,310
We need to find the keys
to their truck.
839
01:33:30,344 --> 01:33:32,012
I never should have
listened to you.
840
01:33:32,046 --> 01:33:33,713
This is all your fault!
841
01:33:33,747 --> 01:33:35,882
Lorraine, we need
to stick together.
842
01:33:35,916 --> 01:33:37,650
I hate you!
843
01:33:37,685 --> 01:33:39,886
I hate you all so much!
844
01:33:40,787 --> 01:33:41,988
Lorraine!
845
01:33:46,594 --> 01:33:49,563
I told her to stay
in the damn cellar!
846
01:33:50,096 --> 01:33:51,599
That's all right.
847
01:33:52,265 --> 01:33:54,234
We don't need her anymore.
848
01:33:55,636 --> 01:33:58,238
We got each other again.
849
01:33:58,271 --> 01:34:00,841
Help me
drag the body inside.
850
01:34:00,875 --> 01:34:03,043
If she's in the house,
that's self-defense.
851
01:34:03,077 --> 01:34:05,011
That's the law.
852
01:34:05,046 --> 01:34:05,945
You don't
really believe
853
01:34:05,979 --> 01:34:08,248
anyone's gonna come
looking for 'em, do you?
854
01:34:08,282 --> 01:34:09,949
We ain't
gonna risk it.
855
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:14,988
We need
to play this smart, Pearl.
856
01:34:15,021 --> 01:34:17,057
No sense in making a mess now.
857
01:34:18,893 --> 01:34:20,994
If nobody shows up
by tomorrow,
858
01:34:21,028 --> 01:34:23,163
we'll take the body
and we'll dump her
859
01:34:23,197 --> 01:34:25,032
in the pond with the others.
860
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:27,234
Which reminds me,
we're gonna need
861
01:34:27,268 --> 01:34:29,002
to get Wayne outta the barn
862
01:34:29,036 --> 01:34:30,703
and sink him, too.
863
01:34:47,954 --> 01:34:50,024
She's heavier than she looks.
864
01:34:59,365 --> 01:35:01,268
Howard. Howard!
865
01:35:05,738 --> 01:35:06,774
Howard?
866
01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:08,908
Howard?
867
01:35:08,943 --> 01:35:10,077
Howard!
868
01:35:11,377 --> 01:35:13,279
Where are the keys
to the truck?
869
01:35:13,314 --> 01:35:15,716
- He's having a heart attack.
- I don't give a shit!
870
01:35:15,748 --> 01:35:17,851
- Where are the fucking keys?
- Well, now...
871
01:35:17,885 --> 01:35:19,686
- In the kitchen...
- ...here we all are...
872
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,823
- ...under the lamp.
- ...together.
873
01:35:22,856 --> 01:35:23,923
Howard?
874
01:35:23,957 --> 01:35:25,759
We have reached a crossroad.
875
01:35:25,792 --> 01:35:27,194
With salvation...
876
01:35:27,228 --> 01:35:28,929
- Howard?
- ...or damnation?
877
01:35:28,962 --> 01:35:31,899
You're gonna rot when people
find out what you've done.
878
01:35:31,931 --> 01:35:33,067
The time is now.
879
01:35:33,100 --> 01:35:36,036
- What I have done?
- For if we do not take control
880
01:35:36,069 --> 01:35:38,238
- of our own fate, the Lord...
- What about you?
881
01:35:38,271 --> 01:35:40,039
...shall do it for us.
882
01:35:40,073 --> 01:35:42,376
You don't think I know
who you really are?
883
01:35:42,409 --> 01:35:45,712
I saw what you did
in the barn.
884
01:35:45,746 --> 01:35:47,914
You're a deviant little whore.
885
01:35:48,815 --> 01:35:49,884
We're the same.
886
01:35:52,219 --> 01:35:54,421
You'll end up just like me.
887
01:35:54,456 --> 01:35:57,757
Time to turn our backs on sin
and make the commitment...
888
01:35:57,791 --> 01:35:58,926
I'm nothin' like you.
889
01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:00,194
...once and for all.
890
01:36:00,226 --> 01:36:02,762
You're a kidnappin',
murderin' sex fiend.
891
01:36:02,796 --> 01:36:04,297
I'm a fucking star!
892
01:36:04,331 --> 01:36:05,332
The whole world
is gonna know my name.
893
01:36:05,365 --> 01:36:06,699
I want
to hear you all.
894
01:36:06,734 --> 01:36:08,135
Say it with me now.
895
01:36:08,168 --> 01:36:09,869
I will not accept a life
896
01:36:09,904 --> 01:36:11,771
- I do not deserve.
- I will not accept a life
897
01:36:11,805 --> 01:36:14,307
I do not deserve.
898
01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:16,944
Hallelujah!
899
01:36:16,976 --> 01:36:19,380
Stop fuckin' starin' at me!
900
01:36:48,042 --> 01:36:52,378
Now, that's what I call
divine intervention!
901
01:36:52,413 --> 01:36:58,851
The Lord smiles on those who
accept Him. Praise his name!
902
01:36:58,886 --> 01:37:02,355
Glory be to Jesus!
903
01:37:21,007 --> 01:37:24,211
My hip...
904
01:37:24,244 --> 01:37:25,246
Help.
905
01:37:30,149 --> 01:37:33,087
Shh!
906
01:37:44,532 --> 01:37:46,332
You whore!
907
01:37:47,534 --> 01:37:49,537
You're not innocent!
908
01:37:51,573 --> 01:37:53,507
You're not special!
909
01:37:54,942 --> 01:37:58,112
It'll all be taken from you!
910
01:37:58,145 --> 01:38:00,780
Just like it was from me!
911
01:38:01,548 --> 01:38:02,583
I'll tell everyone
912
01:38:02,617 --> 01:38:04,251
what you are!
913
01:38:10,123 --> 01:38:11,525
It'll be our secret.
914
01:38:30,578 --> 01:38:32,514
Divine intervention.
915
01:38:58,338 --> 01:39:00,442
Praise the fuckin' Lord.
916
01:39:19,326 --> 01:39:22,895
I hope that,
through my own admission,
917
01:39:22,930 --> 01:39:24,599
others may find the light.
918
01:39:25,632 --> 01:39:27,333
I wanna show y'all somethin'.
919
01:39:29,570 --> 01:39:31,037
Get a shot of this.
920
01:39:33,974 --> 01:39:35,376
There she is.
921
01:39:35,409 --> 01:39:37,578
My beautiful
little daughter Maxine.
922
01:39:38,378 --> 01:39:40,481
Lured into a life of sin
923
01:39:40,515 --> 01:39:41,914
by the very deviants
924
01:39:41,948 --> 01:39:45,252
we warn of here
on a daily basis.
925
01:39:45,284 --> 01:39:49,524
From our lovin' home
into the hands of devils.
926
01:39:50,289 --> 01:39:52,527
We pray, one day,
927
01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:56,229
she'll find her way home
to us.
928
01:39:56,262 --> 01:39:58,231
Amen.
929
01:39:58,265 --> 01:40:00,402
Bless you, bless you.
930
01:40:09,976 --> 01:40:11,578
What do you reckon
happened, Sheriff?
931
01:40:14,681 --> 01:40:16,484
How the hell
should I know?
932
01:40:21,054 --> 01:40:22,256
Hey, boss.
933
01:40:26,193 --> 01:40:29,663
One of the boys
found this inside.
934
01:40:33,667 --> 01:40:35,202
What do you think is on it?
935
01:40:37,371 --> 01:40:40,574
Well, by the looks
of everythin'...
936
01:40:42,409 --> 01:40:45,680
I'd say one goddamn fucked up
horror picture.
937
01:40:51,590 --> 01:40:54,590
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