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CB Network
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(epic music)
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(gentle music)
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(gentle music continues)
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(gentle music continues)
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♪ Happy birthday dear Jason ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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(children laughing)
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(elevator bell dings)
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("Jingle Bells")
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(knocking on door)
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- Hold your horses.
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Shit!
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You owe me a pack of smokes.
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- Come on, it was one cigarette.
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- Punitive damages.
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- [Mark] Here's a whole carton.
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- So?
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- Nothing.
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- How's your mother?
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She's fine.
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You know, you could call
her Mary every once in a while.
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It may close that gap up a little bit.
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Don't start me.
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Sherry okay?
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She ain't been in.
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Everything good with her?
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- A squabble.
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She's back home.
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(knocking on door)
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- [Nurse] Oh, hey, Mark.
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- Hi.
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Well.
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- Mark?
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- Yep?
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- You still doing it?
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- No, I, I stopped.
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Pop, they only give me an hour for lunch,
so I gotta...
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I'll see you next time.
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Hey, he's a, he's a vet, okay?
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What do you say you
keep an eye on him for me?
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- Oh, no, you don't have to.
- Oh, just take it.
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In case he needs anything.
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- Hey, I got him, my man.
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I got him. - Appreciate it.
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- [Man] Sports Action.
- Yeah, 54012, Princess Leia.
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- [Man] Go 54012.
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- I want Marshall for five dimes.
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[Man] The line is down to 10.
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I don't care if it's down to seven.
Marshall plus the points is a gift.
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- [Man] You want play on this call?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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(gentle organ music)
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The Thundering Herd.
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Go Marshall.
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Please.
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Please.
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- Me, I'd forget the one with the scanner.
Everything you need is on the net anyway.
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Like you're actually going
to check out a library book
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and scan it, right? - Right.
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You're gonna print, you know,
maybe make the odd copies.
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Doesn't hurt to have the fax function.
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- Just the fax, ma'am.
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You know what?
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I wanna show you something.
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Forget that other merch, okay?
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It's their ticket to a pure profit stream,
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overcharge you on the
replacement cartridges.
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This one is cheaper out the door,
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and you can refill the ink yourself.
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- Thanks.
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- Yeah.
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We don't make anything off that one.
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Take a microscopic margin.
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- Okay.
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- [Announcer] (indistinct)
on the duct tape, please.
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- Wait.
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I want to get you my employee discount.
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20% is 20%, right?
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- Yeah. - Come on.
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♪ Way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ My way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ My way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Which way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ My way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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- What the hell's going on here, huh?
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Huh?
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- Back to work (indistinct). - Yeah.
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- Sorry, Stan, we were just-
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- Goofing off and costing me money.
You think I can't see that?
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Well, not to put too fine a point on
it, but wouldn't it be Pete Coors' money?
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If that truck isn't cross-checked,
and rolling in five minutes,
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you don't work here anymore.
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- Roger that.
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- And Juan Valdez is,
you know, up in the hills
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going, "Don't sue me,
if you burn yourself."
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Right?
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But, you know, the thing that kills me
is that they invented a whole new business.
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You know, $3 for a cup of coffee.
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I don't remember anybody
saying, "Hey, this coffee
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sure tastes great, but
I'd rather say grande
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and pay $3 for it."
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- You talk a lot.
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But you're cute.
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- Got two more hang-ups today.
It's starting to give me the creeps.
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- I'm on it.
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- What are you doing there?
- Some stuff.
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- Need help?
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- I'm good, I got it.
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- Are you gonna tuck Hayden in?
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- Hey, buddy, what's up?
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Good.
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- (chuckles) Doesn't sound like it.
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Hey, uh,
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I thought we were partners.
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- We are.
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- So, we share intel, right?
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- Right.
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- Well?
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- Mommy's worried.
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- (chuckles) Of course, she's worried.
Mommies worry.
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What do you mean, Mommy's worried?
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- About the football games.
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- Well, Mommy's a fan.
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- Mommy doesn't care who
wins but she knows you do.
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(Mark sighs)
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- I won't be late.
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(upbeat music)
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- I just keep getting better. You wouldn't
think it was possible, but there it is.
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- Did he foot fault?
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- I don't need to cheat with you clowns.
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- I don't know, gonna
want to check the video.
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- Oh, do I detect a hint of athletic envy?
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- Of you? - Of you? (laughing)
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- Not in this lifetime, baby.
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- Yeah, face it, you
guys cannot stand the fact
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that there's finally a sport
that I'm better than you at.
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- H-h-hold it, darts is not a sport.
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- Of course it's a sport,
numb nuts, it's on ESPN.
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- So is poker, big deal.
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- Darts is an activity.
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- A game, at best.
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A game, huh, how do you figure?
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Simple, anything you can
drink beer and get better at,
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by definition isn't a sport.
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Football, hockey, baseball, sports.
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Bowling, pool, darts, activities.
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- What about golf?
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- Activity. - Waste of time.
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- It's a sport.
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- Nah, if they made them carry their
own bag, and run to the ball, maybe.
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But it's strictly a game.
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- Talking about the Championship Bowl.
- I know. - Who do you like?
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- The dog, Marshall.
- The underdog, really?
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- Yeah, whenever you don't know,
you take the dog and the points.
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No kidding.
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Absolutely. There's four
possible outcomes in any contest.
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Favorite wins a blowout.
Favorite wins in a squeaker.
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Dog wins a blowout.
Dog wins in a squeaker.
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Three out of four scenarios you
win if you take the dog and the points.
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Spend any time thinking about this?
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- Big game is Saturday,
who do we like, Texas or Marshall?
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- Texas is a walk.
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The game is over by halftime I'd say.
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- Ah, I'd hate to agree
with the Spider-Man,
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but this one is a mismatch for the ages.
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- All right, Dibs, we
haven't heard from you.
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- I don't like football.
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- You gotta pick, Dibs.
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- All right, if I have to, Texas.
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You don't need to be a brain surgeon.
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Goliath is gonna win this one going away.
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Anybody who picks Marshall is nuts.
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- All right, it's unanimous.
Texas blows them out.
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- Guys don't know anything.
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- [Announcer] Charlie starts
building prow ends, for the pontoons,
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when he discovers another use for this-
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- Hey, babe. - Hi.
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- Ta-da!
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- Very thoughtful.
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You smell like smoke.
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- That's 'cause I'm smokin'!
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Who is this jerk off?
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He's always on.
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- [Kate] He fixes things, that's all.
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- I can fix stuff too, you know.
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- Yeah, I know you can, honey.
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- Do you have anything
you need to repair, ma'am?
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- I'm all tuned up, thank you very much.
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- Maybe I should start under the hood.
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(Kate shrieks)
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♪ Beer, beer, beer ♪
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♪ Get your humble hydrate here ♪
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♪ Da, da ♪
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♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪
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♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ Beer, beer, beer ♪
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♪ You know that's why I'm here ♪
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♪ Beer, beer, beer ♪
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(upbeat music)
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"♪ Jazzy lil somethin" with
the freaky ass moves ♪
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♪ It ain't hard to see ♪
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♪ I got a front row view ♪
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Gentlemen, puts your
hands together for Tiffany!
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♪ I'm talking hard top ♪
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♪ I got my game right,
I'm about to take a shot ♪
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♪ Yeah you the one born with a gift ♪
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♪ Now turn around and let
me see what you working with ♪
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♪ Whoa, girl, let me see you
work your thigh from the back ♪
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(objects clattering)
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- New move?
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- If she's got another
concussion, she's fired.
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Somebody clean that up.
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Pick up the chairs.
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Don't worry about her.
Get the chairs first.
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- Hey, Billy.
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- [Billy] Scarlet.
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- You work too hard.
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- Says the princess of the pole.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
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- Well, do you not fling yourself
through the air like a sexy gazelle?
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- How come you never let me dance for you?
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- 'Cause I'm married.
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- Married guys are my specialty.
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- I did one right thing
in my life, Scarlet,
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and the price, no snacks on the side.
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- Snack, my butt.
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You'd never eat at home again.
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- Maybe so.
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- Suit yourself.
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Swing by if you change your mind.
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- See you next week, Scarlet.
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Ok, when everyone's
quiet, we can do this.
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Watch me win this raffle.
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- These tickets are mine.
(man blows raspberry)
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- Funny, if you're five.
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Is it just tickets to the Championship
Bowl, or do you get some parties too?
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Yeah, there's a party in your
mouth, and everybody's coming.
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- It's nice to have so
many first-graders here.
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And the winner is Jason Klein.
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- Ah. - Ugh!
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- [Man] Damn.
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- Wow, I never win anything.
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- [Man] Oh, man.
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- Have fun.
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- Thanks. (imitates crowd cheering)
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Wow, this is great.
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Um, I want to thank-
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- You suck.
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- Florida?
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No. Look, you're a nice
enough guy and all, but that's it.
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Go to Florida with you?
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- We were so good together at coffee.
We both like two sugars and a NutraSweet-
258
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- For Christ's sake, Jade, I've
got a full waiting room. Let's go.
259
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,529
- Yes, Doctor.
260
00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:41,240
- [Doctor] Does anyone work here?
261
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,402
- This is what I get for
having a latte with a loser.
262
00:12:43,444 --> 00:12:46,623
- So you gonna think about it?
- I said no, are you deaf?
263
00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:49,253
Take your tickets and your NutraSweet,
and get out of here.
264
00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,553
This is my job.
265
00:12:56,202 --> 00:12:57,664
- So you understand why I'm here.
266
00:12:57,714 --> 00:12:59,284
- Daddy had the Jets.
267
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:00,117
- That's right.
268
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:01,065
And the Jets lost.
269
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,579
- I know.
270
00:13:02,629 --> 00:13:05,217
- [Collector] And that wasn't the only one.
271
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,607
- [Hayden] Daddy.
272
00:13:06,657 --> 00:13:08,186
- [Collector] Hello, Mark.
273
00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:09,457
- What are you doing here?
274
00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:11,359
- How is it that this
little man understands
275
00:13:11,401 --> 00:13:13,253
so much more clearly
than his deadbeat dad?
276
00:13:13,303 --> 00:13:14,852
- Hayden, get in the kitchen.
277
00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:15,735
Now!
278
00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:21,697
You got some nerve.
279
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,774
- I'm just doing my job.
280
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:24,903
Now pay up.
281
00:13:24,953 --> 00:13:26,764
- You come into my house.
You scare my wife.
282
00:13:26,814 --> 00:13:27,684
You touch my kid.
283
00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:29,042
I'm not paying for that.
284
00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:32,209
I go where I'm sent and I get what I'm
sent for. Now what do you have for me?
285
00:13:32,251 --> 00:13:33,468
I'll show you what I got.
286
00:13:33,518 --> 00:13:35,427
- We can do this either way.
287
00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:36,858
- You got some balls.
288
00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:39,206
- True, but enough about me.
289
00:13:39,256 --> 00:13:41,038
- Mark. - Not now.
290
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,230
- You will come across.
You know I don't leave otherwise.
291
00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:44,463
- Oh, yeah? - Mark.
292
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,334
- What?
293
00:13:45,384 --> 00:13:46,717
- Your dad died.
294
00:13:49,485 --> 00:13:50,318
- Hmm.
295
00:13:51,468 --> 00:13:52,301
Hm.
296
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:00,649
Be seeing you.
297
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:10,588
♪ If you were a bluebird ♪
298
00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,858
♪ You'd be a sad one ♪
299
00:14:13,908 --> 00:14:14,691
(knocking on door)
300
00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,745
♪ I'd give you a true word ♪ - Hey, Jason.
301
00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:18,737
- Hey, hi, come on in.
302
00:14:18,787 --> 00:14:22,797
♪ But you've already had one ♪
303
00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:24,810
- 37 years I knew him.
304
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,209
He was a good man.
305
00:14:26,259 --> 00:14:28,082
One 12 I averaged Candlepin.
306
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,202
Not bad, huh?
307
00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:30,733
- Well he did love to bowl.
308
00:14:30,783 --> 00:14:32,923
What the hell happened to you, kid?
309
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:36,279
We all expected you to
be doing big things by now.
310
00:14:36,329 --> 00:14:37,878
Was it the divorce?
311
00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,929
Your old man always blamed himself
312
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,470
for knocking you off track.
313
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,033
- Hey, thanks for coming, Mr. Dean.
314
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,928
Really, it means a lot.
315
00:14:44,978 --> 00:14:46,063
Let's top you off there.
316
00:14:46,113 --> 00:14:48,600
- [Mr. Dean] I got me wine.
- [Billy] For sure.
317
00:14:50,953 --> 00:14:53,074
- That's appropriate.
318
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:53,907
- What?
319
00:14:53,957 --> 00:14:56,671
- Well, you're the one who decided
to wear your ass as an outfit.
320
00:14:56,721 --> 00:15:00,007
- (scoffs) Whatever.
321
00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:04,658
♪ Times were tough love was not enough ♪
322
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,756
[Mark] Yeah, I'm here to
clean out my dad's locker.
323
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:07,853
Sure, kid, number 64.
324
00:15:07,903 --> 00:15:09,615
♪ You said my act was funny ♪
325
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:13,675
♪ But we both knew what was missing honey ♪
326
00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:16,795
♪ So you let out on your own ♪
327
00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:21,845
♪ Now that pretty form
that you've got baby ♪
328
00:15:22,073 --> 00:15:26,770
- ♪ Will make sure you get along ♪
- [Man] Sorry to hear about your pop, kid.
329
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:30,979
Straight shooter. ♪ Gonna
find out someday honey ♪
330
00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:35,321
♪ When you're alone you're alone ♪
331
00:15:35,371 --> 00:15:39,769
♪ When you're alone you're alone ♪
332
00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:44,219
♪ When you're alone you're alone ♪
333
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:49,269
♪ When you're alone you
ain't nothing but alone ♪
334
00:15:52,048 --> 00:15:53,831
♪ Now I was young and pretty ♪
335
00:15:53,881 --> 00:15:57,471
♪ On the mean streets of the city ♪
336
00:15:57,521 --> 00:16:00,920
♪ And I fought to make 'em my home ♪
337
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,664
♪ With just the shirt on my back ♪
338
00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:03,732
- Oh, Dad. ♪ I left ♪
339
00:16:03,782 --> 00:16:06,644
♪ And swore I'd never look back ♪
340
00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:09,976
♪ And man I was gone gone gone ♪
341
00:16:10,026 --> 00:16:12,244
♪ But there's things
that'll knock you down ♪
342
00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:15,235
♪ You don't even see coming ♪
343
00:16:15,285 --> 00:16:20,172
♪ And send you crawling
like a baby back home ♪
344
00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:21,701
♪ You're gonna find out ♪
345
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:24,132
(tires screeching)
346
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:28,822
♪ When you're alone you're alone ♪
347
00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:30,712
- Hey, Sherry, what's this?
348
00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:33,340
- We're going to my mom's again.
349
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,102
Don't call for a few days, okay?
350
00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:38,402
- No, of course it's not okay.
What are, what are you doing?
351
00:16:38,452 --> 00:16:39,622
- Don't act surprised.
352
00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:40,755
You did this.
353
00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:44,095
Look,
354
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,017
I don't like the timing,
355
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,723
but you put us at risk.
356
00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:49,815
- He's my son.
357
00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:52,225
- I'm not going to keep your son from you.
358
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:53,358
- Bye, Daddy.
359
00:16:54,786 --> 00:16:56,200
- But this was the last straw.
360
00:16:56,250 --> 00:17:00,587
♪ When you're alone you're alone ♪
361
00:17:00,637 --> 00:17:04,538
♪ When you're alone you're alone ♪
362
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,729
♪ When you're alone ♪
363
00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:11,190
- I'm just saying, it takes time to lug
five pallet of empties down two flights.
364
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,569
- [Donnie] No go, McGriff,
you are not getting off early.
365
00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:16,164
I need you back here at base.
Truck 18 is loaded ass-backwards,
366
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:17,634
all the long necks are in front.
367
00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:18,547
Get back here.
368
00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:20,874
- It's not my bad, Donnie.
369
00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:23,341
I'm knocking off early today.
370
00:17:24,683 --> 00:17:27,683
Big plans. (laughs)
371
00:17:37,904 --> 00:17:40,315
(knocking on door)
372
00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:43,197
(banging on door)
373
00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:45,997
- (gasps) Jesus!
374
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,569
- How did I get here?
375
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:55,158
Hiding out in my own house.
376
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,316
You remember, coming out of,
377
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:01,164
coming out of high school, we were stars.
378
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,631
- Well, you were.
379
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,990
- You gotta be kidding me.
380
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,821
You were fast-tracked, 4.0 pre-law at Penn.
381
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:10,980
I had my football ride,
382
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:13,749
granted it was Division II.
383
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:17,038
How many guys even
get to play college ball?
384
00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:18,745
- Not many.
385
00:18:18,795 --> 00:18:20,949
And not quarterback.
386
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:21,832
- Yeah.
387
00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:27,966
(romantic music)
388
00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:44,783
- Hey, baby.
389
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:48,953
- No way.
390
00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:54,010
Aren't you Billy McGriff
of the McGriffters?
391
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,976
Oh, you guys were awesome.
392
00:18:56,026 --> 00:18:59,253
I was there at Toad's Hole that night
that Joe Strummer jumped up on stage
393
00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:03,315
and started cranking
out that song. (humming)
394
00:19:03,365 --> 00:19:05,602
♪ Which way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
395
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:08,707
♪ My way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
396
00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:09,990
- Yeah, man, that was the one.
397
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,707
You had it going on.
398
00:19:12,842 --> 00:19:15,627
- You're such a fan.
Shouldn't I be banging your wife?
399
00:19:15,677 --> 00:19:17,177
- She's your wife?
400
00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:20,960
Geez, I, I, I, I had no idea.
401
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,175
(soft Blues music)
402
00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:39,493
Give me a triple kamikaze
with two beers back
403
00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:41,876
and whatever they're having.
404
00:19:43,672 --> 00:19:45,438
- So I'm guessing you're off the wagon.
405
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,511
(Billy grunts)
406
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,359
- Of all the guys in the world,
she chooses that nitwit. I mean,
407
00:19:50,401 --> 00:19:53,110
come on, you're gonna cheat,
pick somebody better than that.
408
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,890
- Till death do us part, period.
409
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:55,900
- Fact.
410
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,172
- Well, I'd like to make a suggestion.
411
00:19:58,222 --> 00:19:59,915
What do you say to a little adventure?
412
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,618
Hm, shed some layers, fun, sun, anyone?
413
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:05,657
- Pass.
- It'd be good to get away for a while.
414
00:20:05,699 --> 00:20:06,657
Therapeutic.
415
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,543
- I'm not running.
416
00:20:07,593 --> 00:20:08,376
- I am.
417
00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,495
Where are you thinking?
418
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:14,094
- Into every rain, a little sun must fall.
419
00:20:14,144 --> 00:20:16,472
- Championship Bowl, how'd you get these?
420
00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:19,846
- The one and only OfficeMax
Christmas drawing extravaganza.
421
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,495
- What do you know?
422
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:22,628
- I got five,
423
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:27,248
I, I made a little bet, you know,
just, on Marshall, you know,
424
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:30,712
just so I can watch the game,
and have a rooting interest.
425
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:31,545
- What you bet?
426
00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:33,619
- Just a friendly wager, you know.
427
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,716
Thundering Herd, 50 bones.
428
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:37,299
Hmm, these are tremendous.
429
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:41,170
Okay, don't get any ideas. I am
definitely sitting in one of those seats.
430
00:20:41,212 --> 00:20:43,068
Ah, you'll be very
comfortable in the car.
431
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,992
- Game's better on the radio, Jason.
- Yeah, you get Keith Jackson.
432
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,402
"As another lovely Florida
day drifts into the gloaming-"
433
00:20:48,444 --> 00:20:49,440
Keith Jackson's on TV.
434
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,700
Sometimes he does the
radio. Or you get Marv Albert.
435
00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:52,525
Yes!
436
00:20:52,575 --> 00:20:54,788
No, I'm, (sputtering) no, I'm no dummy.
437
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:55,821
- Nobody said you were.
438
00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:58,255
- You may recall, I
graduated first in our class.
439
00:20:58,305 --> 00:21:00,735
- I remember, you put
the dick in valedictorian.
440
00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:01,916
- This game is on Saturday.
441
00:21:01,966 --> 00:21:03,749
If we're going, we better get underway.
442
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:04,632
Pronto.
443
00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:07,572
Cheers.
444
00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:09,691
- Florida.
445
00:21:11,201 --> 00:21:13,801
I want to be clear on this. I
get to use one of those tickets.
446
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:15,454
I won them, and I get to use one.
447
00:21:15,504 --> 00:21:17,185
You two can figure out who sits with me,
448
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:20,975
and we'll scalp another
single for whoever loses.
449
00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:23,790
- Why should you be automatic?
It was a random draw, was it not?
450
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,719
- Yeah, come on, it's
not like you earned them.
451
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:26,929
- Just let me get my guitar.
452
00:21:26,971 --> 00:21:27,796
- We got the radio.
453
00:21:27,838 --> 00:21:29,172
We got CDs. - Yeah.
454
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:32,972
- [Billy] There's always
room for live tunes.
455
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,198
No way I can stomach a
1,000 miles of his light FM.
456
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,327
What happened to him, anyway?
Why did he go all sensitive-acoustic?
457
00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:41,647
I don't know.
Maybe he can play his way out of it.
458
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,423
- These tunes he's singing now, yugh.
459
00:21:44,473 --> 00:21:46,493
It's like he's got
Music-heimer's or something.
460
00:21:46,543 --> 00:21:48,304
- He's trying to stretch, have a range.
461
00:21:48,354 --> 00:21:50,954
- Well, I like 'em electric and loud.
462
00:21:51,004 --> 00:21:54,637
Whatever was rock and
roll about him is long gone.
463
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:55,687
Museum gone.
464
00:21:56,772 --> 00:22:00,939
(Man speaking indistinctly on TV)
465
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:11,292
(Kate clearing throat)
466
00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:16,767
- I should've banged your sister
when I had the chance.
467
00:22:25,351 --> 00:22:29,852
We are not gonna make Florida on one case
of beer, I can tell you that right now.
468
00:22:29,902 --> 00:22:30,985
- Here we go.
469
00:22:31,993 --> 00:22:35,572
- [Clerk] 27, 28, 29, and one is 30.
470
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,030
- Give me a scratch
ticket, and make it a winner.
471
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,492
We're going to Florida.
472
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:40,602
- $1.
473
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:43,440
- Have you got any halva, for the trip?
- Halva?
474
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,261
- When in Rome.
- This is Pennsylvania.
475
00:22:45,303 --> 00:22:46,886
- [Clerk] 85 cents.
476
00:22:47,815 --> 00:22:52,449
- Hey, guys, I won, five bucks.
Only cost me a buck, I'm up 4.
477
00:22:52,491 --> 00:22:54,656
That ought to cover a
couple of tolls. Thatta boy.
478
00:22:56,714 --> 00:22:57,652
- Give me six numbers.
479
00:22:57,694 --> 00:22:58,477
- Let me do it.
480
00:22:58,527 --> 00:22:59,310
I'm on a roll.
481
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,193
I'm seeing
482
00:23:01,638 --> 00:23:03,139
quick pick.
483
00:23:03,189 --> 00:23:04,210
- Okay, that's a loser.
484
00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:05,104
What do you got?
485
00:23:05,154 --> 00:23:06,699
- 6, 11 and 56.
486
00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:09,695
June 11, 1956, Joe Montana's birthday.
487
00:23:09,745 --> 00:23:12,172
Pennsylvania boy and the
greatest quarterback in history,
488
00:23:12,214 --> 00:23:14,553
for a little yin and if you
want to go ultimate yang,
489
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:16,219
we're going with the Boston Red Sox,
490
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,918
10, 25, 86, October 25, 1986
491
00:23:18,968 --> 00:23:21,077
Billy Buckner's grounder
Game 6, World Series.
492
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,276
You're thinking the
whole yin-yang package.
493
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,951
You're feeling me, aren't you, Billy?
494
00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:27,117
Oh, 86 is too high,
it's gotta be 60 or less.
495
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,736
- That's okay, we go 10, 25, and let's say-
496
00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:30,869
- [Jason] 57.
497
00:23:31,946 --> 00:23:32,779
Heinz 57.
498
00:23:33,632 --> 00:23:36,651
- You just went from Joe
Montana to steak sauce.
499
00:23:36,701 --> 00:23:38,845
- Yeah. - No, no, no, I like it.
500
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:39,918
Run it, Abdul.
501
00:23:39,968 --> 00:23:41,885
- My name is not Abdul.
502
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:47,091
(gentle music)
503
00:23:47,141 --> 00:23:51,145
♪ Well, you can read out your Bible ♪
♪ You can fall down on your knees ♪
504
00:23:51,187 --> 00:23:52,179
♪ And pray to the Lord ♪
505
00:23:52,221 --> 00:23:55,241
-What if we get a flat? - That's defeatist.
- ♪ Ain't gonna do you no good ♪
506
00:23:55,286 --> 00:23:58,286
♪ You're gonna need ♪
507
00:23:59,434 --> 00:24:02,472
- Come on, guys, just, just let
me hold them till we get to Florida.
508
00:24:02,522 --> 00:24:03,487
- You can be shotgun.
509
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:04,719
- I, I'm already shotgun.
510
00:24:04,761 --> 00:24:06,964
And I'd like to hold my tickets.
511
00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:07,865
Relax, you will.
512
00:24:07,907 --> 00:24:10,502
That's right. We are still waiting for the
food to show up, for the Labor Day picnic.
513
00:24:10,552 --> 00:24:12,749
- That wasn't my fault.
- But it was your responsibility.
514
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:13,896
- Ah, can't catch a break.
515
00:24:13,946 --> 00:24:14,830
- Focus.
516
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,909
Shotgun is no joke.
517
00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:18,475
Keep this map safe and dry at all times.
518
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:19,308
And no snoozing.
519
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,767
There is nothing worse
than shotgun sawing wood.
520
00:24:21,817 --> 00:24:23,891
What about the radio?
Doesn't shotgun handle music?
521
00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:25,043
We'll see how it goes.
522
00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:26,865
- You gotta earn those stripes.
523
00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:29,779
- Okay, ship's going
down, Titanic, whatever.
524
00:24:29,829 --> 00:24:30,783
You got one life ring.
525
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,914
Who are you throwing it to,
your wife or your kid?
526
00:24:32,964 --> 00:24:34,987
- She won't like it,
but it's gotta be the kid.
527
00:24:35,037 --> 00:24:36,620
- Gotta be the kid.
528
00:24:38,038 --> 00:24:39,538
- Okay, I got one.
529
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,002
What would you rather lose,
530
00:24:43,052 --> 00:24:45,385
your eyesight or your penis?
531
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,120
- Is this my cock or your cock?
532
00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:53,505
- Here we go.
- 'Cause my cock, that's one thing-
533
00:24:53,547 --> 00:24:57,416
- I'm not comfortable with
that kind of talk in the Fury.
534
00:24:57,466 --> 00:24:59,944
- My mother insisted
on giving me a bath till I was 12.
535
00:24:59,994 --> 00:25:01,586
Scrubbed my ears, the whole deal.
536
00:25:01,636 --> 00:25:03,678
- Twelve?
That's sick, why did you stand for it?
537
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,138
- I didn't know any better.
She was the only mother around.
538
00:25:06,188 --> 00:25:07,335
(guitar strumming)
539
00:25:07,385 --> 00:25:09,220
Drew the line when pubes sprouted.
540
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:10,511
- Okay, uncle. - No disrespect,
541
00:25:10,561 --> 00:25:12,492
but I always thought your
mother was a whack job.
542
00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:14,272
-Ditto.
-Hey, that's my mother.
543
00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:16,199
You can't talk that way
about somebody's mother.
544
00:25:16,241 --> 00:25:17,988
If I knew you a week
less, I'd have to hit you.
545
00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:19,071
- You brought her up.
546
00:25:19,113 --> 00:25:21,962
Yeah, we're just trying to be supportive
like good friends are supposed to be.
547
00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:24,085
Oh, thank you. By the way,
just let me hold the tickets.
548
00:25:24,127 --> 00:25:25,635
I'm not comfortable with this setup.
549
00:25:25,685 --> 00:25:26,500
- I don't know.
550
00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,623
- You two never give me any responsibility.
551
00:25:28,673 --> 00:25:29,753
- Two words...
552
00:25:29,803 --> 00:25:31,300
- [Mark and Billy] Labor Day party.
553
00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:33,266
- That was 14 years ago.
554
00:25:33,316 --> 00:25:34,719
- We suffered the whole day.
555
00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:36,153
- Oh!
556
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:38,690
- All right, I tell you what.
We'll go Switzerland.
557
00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:39,523
- What?
558
00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:43,384
- Switzerland, neutral spot.
Put them in the glove compartment.
559
00:25:43,426 --> 00:25:45,683
We'll sort it out later.
560
00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:47,581
Okay, but, so, we, we
have an understanding.
561
00:25:47,623 --> 00:25:50,557
I mean, I get a say in who
ultimately gets to use these. Agreed?
562
00:25:51,963 --> 00:25:53,713
(soft upbeat music)
563
00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:56,425
- Oh, oh, turn this up.
Dire Straits, awesome.
564
00:25:56,475 --> 00:25:59,031
Man, back in the day
these guys were the kings.
565
00:25:59,081 --> 00:26:01,284
100 million albums, you
heard them everywhere.
566
00:26:01,334 --> 00:26:03,829
You turn on the radio now,
it's all boy bands and Britney.
567
00:26:03,879 --> 00:26:04,921
- I'd throw one in her.
568
00:26:04,971 --> 00:26:05,846
- Nice of you.
569
00:26:05,896 --> 00:26:07,757
- The point is, they went from the top,
570
00:26:07,807 --> 00:26:12,763
the very top, to nowhere or, I don't
know, back to some castle in England.
571
00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,381
- But they're not clipping any coupons.
572
00:26:14,431 --> 00:26:19,050
- Yeah, or carrying their own luggage.
- Except for the bags you filled with cash.
573
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,512
- I guess their time has passed.
574
00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:22,183
- (gentle music)
- It's scrudge, skip it.
575
00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:24,883
- W-w-w-wait a second. - Nah.
- Turn it down, it's scrudge.
576
00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:26,945
- Scrunge? - No, scrudge.
577
00:26:26,995 --> 00:26:29,119
- That song is not scrudge.
- It's a change of mood.
578
00:26:29,169 --> 00:26:30,645
- The funkiest of scrudge.
579
00:26:30,695 --> 00:26:31,478
- What is scrudge?
580
00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:33,448
- Scrudge, a song
that follows a great song.
581
00:26:33,490 --> 00:26:35,514
- Doomed from the
first time you hear it on the CD.
582
00:26:35,556 --> 00:26:38,078
- We're talking about Dire Straits here.
They're incapable of scrudge.
583
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,325
Dead in the recording studio.
584
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:42,305
You see, every group knows
immediately when they got a great song.
585
00:26:42,347 --> 00:26:45,732
And they don't want to burn a perfectly
decent one by putting it right after that.
586
00:26:45,774 --> 00:26:47,859
- So they pick a shit song for that slot.
587
00:26:47,909 --> 00:26:50,248
You know, to fall on the grenade,
take one for the team.
588
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,615
- [Mark] A scrudge song.
589
00:26:51,665 --> 00:26:52,729
- Give me an example.
590
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,138
- Okay, do you remember the song
591
00:26:54,188 --> 00:26:56,523
that followed, uh, "Freebird?"
592
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,623
- Um, no.
593
00:26:57,673 --> 00:26:59,338
- [Mark and Billy] Exactly.
594
00:26:59,388 --> 00:27:00,599
- "Brown Sugar?"
595
00:27:00,649 --> 00:27:01,432
- I don't know.
596
00:27:01,482 --> 00:27:03,419
- "Born to Run?" - Hey, back off Bruce.
597
00:27:03,469 --> 00:27:06,450
- Oh, so you can cap Knopfler,
but Springsteen's off-limits?
598
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,977
- Good Christ, "She's the One."
599
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,659
- [Billy] Talk about scrudge.
600
00:27:09,709 --> 00:27:10,492
"Stairway?"
601
00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:12,769
- Uh, "Where the Streets Have No Name?"
602
00:27:12,819 --> 00:27:15,368
- Uh, no, "Bullet the Blue
Sky" is not scrudge. It's sonic.
603
00:27:15,418 --> 00:27:18,558
- Any reasonable debate, by
definition, means non-scrudge.
604
00:27:18,608 --> 00:27:20,592
- [Billy] Flip it back to three.
605
00:27:20,642 --> 00:27:24,947
(upbeat music) (Billy humming)
606
00:27:24,997 --> 00:27:26,571
Sing it, Jase!
607
00:27:26,621 --> 00:27:30,371
(all humming "Walk of Life")
608
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:38,692
- [Jason] I could do this all night!
609
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,825
♪ Woohoo ♪
610
00:27:42,687 --> 00:27:45,270
(gentle music)
611
00:27:51,022 --> 00:27:53,522
(all snoring)
612
00:27:55,615 --> 00:27:56,674
(horn blaring)
613
00:27:56,724 --> 00:27:57,507
(all yelling)
614
00:27:57,557 --> 00:28:01,416
- [Jason] Watch out! (all clamoring)
615
00:28:01,466 --> 00:28:02,964
- No! - Watch out!
616
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:03,914
Jesus!
617
00:28:03,964 --> 00:28:06,190
Oh, watch the road!
618
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,196
- [Jason] I was out like a light.
619
00:28:08,246 --> 00:28:09,703
- Who farted?
620
00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:11,020
- My bad.
621
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:12,987
- Oh, God, that's vile.
622
00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:17,919
Grab it.
623
00:28:17,969 --> 00:28:19,186
The map!
624
00:28:19,236 --> 00:28:22,773
(tires screeching)
625
00:28:22,823 --> 00:28:25,573
(Billy grunting)
626
00:28:26,512 --> 00:28:29,237
Oh, it's a long way down.
627
00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:31,487
Man, that would have hurt.
628
00:28:31,537 --> 00:28:32,556
Watch where you're going.
629
00:28:32,598 --> 00:28:35,198
Can't help it, it's the open
road. It gets me all fired up.
630
00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:36,456
Always has.
631
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,721
- Hey, you smoking now?
632
00:28:37,771 --> 00:28:38,679
- Yep.
633
00:28:38,729 --> 00:28:41,217
- I never went on a
road trip with my parents.
634
00:28:41,267 --> 00:28:42,212
Never.
635
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,226
We went to the Poconos,
636
00:28:43,276 --> 00:28:46,917
and my Aunt Mickey's house
in Long Island, Lindenhurst.
637
00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,807
- You missed out, we went all the time.
638
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,737
From sea to shining sea.
639
00:28:50,787 --> 00:28:53,339
Hey, your old man was a road warrior, huh?
640
00:28:53,389 --> 00:28:54,825
- Nah.
641
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,951
He just wanted to get there.
642
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,139
He wasn't a
stop-and-smell-the-roses kind of a guy.
643
00:28:59,189 --> 00:29:01,882
I mean, me and Ma, we'd be
looking at something amazing,
644
00:29:01,924 --> 00:29:03,680
and he'd just be standing there,
645
00:29:03,730 --> 00:29:07,298
smoking a heater, facing the highway.
646
00:29:07,348 --> 00:29:10,083
And he'd click his fingers, "Let's go,"
647
00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:12,220
and we'd be on our way.
648
00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:14,955
- Man, they don't make
them like that anymore.
649
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,039
- Billy, I'm bagged.
650
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:17,839
You take 'em.
651
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,329
- I'm still shotgun, right, Crime Dog?
652
00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:21,952
- But I handle the music.
653
00:29:22,002 --> 00:29:24,335
- [Jason] Okay, fair enough.
654
00:29:26,302 --> 00:29:29,797
♪ Driving through the long night ♪
655
00:29:29,847 --> 00:29:34,847
♪ Trying to figure who's
right and who's wrong ♪
656
00:29:35,987 --> 00:29:39,237
♪ Now the kid has gone ♪
657
00:29:40,856 --> 00:29:44,603
♪ I sit belted up tight ♪ - Guess who?
658
00:29:44,653 --> 00:29:49,653
♪ She sucks on a match
light, glowing bronze ♪
659
00:29:50,648 --> 00:29:53,231
♪ Steering on. ♪
660
00:29:54,964 --> 00:29:58,754
♪ And I might be more of a man ♪ - Christ.
661
00:29:58,804 --> 00:29:59,758
♪ If I stopped this ♪
662
00:29:59,808 --> 00:30:02,398
♪ In its tracks ♪ - What am I doing?
663
00:30:02,448 --> 00:30:04,010
- Quality time, bro.
664
00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:05,507
Beats a shrink.
665
00:30:05,557 --> 00:30:06,807
- No, not this.
666
00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:14,176
I just always thought having
a kid would grow me up.
667
00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:18,309
Instead, it's a bill due
every day, every minute.
668
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,714
- At least you got one.
669
00:30:20,764 --> 00:30:22,294
- I'm not griping.
670
00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:24,629
I just thought it would
make a man out of me.
671
00:30:24,679 --> 00:30:28,958
My dad always seemed like a man,
and he had me when he was a kid.
672
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,936
Hey, you want to
order some room service?
673
00:30:31,978 --> 00:30:32,769
- Room service?
674
00:30:32,811 --> 00:30:34,316
What, in a dump like this?
675
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:35,478
- Ah, here we go, Chinese.
676
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,927
- [Jason] Alligators, cool.
677
00:30:37,977 --> 00:30:38,815
- Let's see.
678
00:30:38,865 --> 00:30:41,153
What goes good with 42 beers?
679
00:30:41,203 --> 00:30:43,429
- Okay, wait.
Let's get something straight here, fellas.
680
00:30:43,471 --> 00:30:46,087
I definitely get one of these beds.
681
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,191
- How do you figure?
682
00:30:47,241 --> 00:30:50,231
Well, it was my Championship Bowl
tickets that started this whole trip,
683
00:30:50,273 --> 00:30:52,188
so eventually the perks have to kick in.
684
00:30:52,238 --> 00:30:54,209
- [Mark] Nice try there, Billy.
685
00:30:54,259 --> 00:30:55,566
But my chariot got us here,
686
00:30:55,616 --> 00:30:57,736
which means bed number B comes my way.
687
00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:58,727
- Not from this angle.
688
00:30:58,777 --> 00:31:00,473
- Then you leave me no choice.
689
00:31:00,523 --> 00:31:01,452
Smack Down.
690
00:31:01,502 --> 00:31:02,422
- Oh, yeah.
691
00:31:02,472 --> 00:31:04,008
WWF, this is going to be good.
692
00:31:04,058 --> 00:31:06,248
- You too, liver lips, on your feet.
693
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,462
Both beds will be earned
out here on the mat.
694
00:31:08,512 --> 00:31:09,552
(Mark grunts)
695
00:31:09,594 --> 00:31:11,674
(Billy and Jason groaning)
696
00:31:11,724 --> 00:31:13,365
- My balls! - That's dirty, Mark.
697
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:14,857
- [Mark] What can I tell you?
698
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:15,907
Next battle.
699
00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:19,211
- [Billy] Fine, let's go.
700
00:31:19,261 --> 00:31:22,844
(Billy and Jason grunting)
701
00:31:26,729 --> 00:31:31,040
I give up, I give up!
You want it that bad, you can have it.
702
00:31:31,082 --> 00:31:32,500
- Just like that, huh?
703
00:31:32,550 --> 00:31:33,825
- My bed. - Just like that.
704
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,727
I'm tired and I don't care.
705
00:31:36,777 --> 00:31:39,444
- To the victor come his spoils.
706
00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:43,048
Ugh!
707
00:31:44,324 --> 00:31:47,865
- Aw, it figures, I get Heidi Fleiss' cot.
708
00:31:47,915 --> 00:31:49,625
- [Jason] This is gross.
709
00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:53,175
- [Mark] I guess you get what you pay for.
710
00:31:54,821 --> 00:31:58,071
- See, never bet against the Crime Dog.
711
00:32:02,332 --> 00:32:05,169
- [Jason] Hey, guys,
I'm glad we're doing this.
712
00:32:05,219 --> 00:32:06,552
- [Mark] Me too.
713
00:32:08,121 --> 00:32:10,134
- Ever notice if you
scratch halfway between
714
00:32:10,176 --> 00:32:12,521
your balls and your
asshole it smells like pussy?
715
00:32:13,713 --> 00:32:14,713
- [Jason] No, it doesn't.
716
00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:17,757
- [Billy] Get a little closer to your bung.
717
00:32:17,807 --> 00:32:18,942
(Jason laughing)
718
00:32:18,992 --> 00:32:21,206
(light switch clicks) - [Mark] Hmm?
719
00:32:21,256 --> 00:32:23,543
- I just wanted to say goodnight.
720
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:28,593
(light switch clicks) -
[Mark] You guys are sick.
721
00:32:30,446 --> 00:32:32,662
(soft pop music)
722
00:32:32,712 --> 00:32:34,145
- [Billy] Excuse me, miss.
723
00:32:34,195 --> 00:32:35,002
- Yeah.
724
00:32:35,052 --> 00:32:37,643
- I ordered sunny-side up.
These are over easy.
725
00:32:37,693 --> 00:32:40,017
- Okay, I'll get them to redo them.
726
00:32:40,067 --> 00:32:41,614
- Why do they always foul up my order?
727
00:32:41,664 --> 00:32:44,719
- 'Cause you always ask for side orders,
and confuse them.
728
00:32:44,769 --> 00:32:46,627
Why not just make it easy?
Order number three.
729
00:32:46,677 --> 00:32:48,945
I don't like the way
everything gets hash browns.
730
00:32:48,987 --> 00:32:51,731
Hash browns are a filler. I
want eggs and meat, period.
731
00:32:51,781 --> 00:32:53,154
Like the Duke.
732
00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:53,987
- John Wayne?
733
00:32:54,037 --> 00:32:56,799
- I happen to know John
Wayne hated hash browns.
734
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:58,302
- You're out of your mind.
735
00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,381
- When am I gonna learn?
Stick with the cereal.
736
00:33:00,431 --> 00:33:02,157
You get your own
little self-contained meal.
737
00:33:02,199 --> 00:33:04,696
Nobody's had their mitts on
it. Special K, Frosted Flakes.
738
00:33:04,746 --> 00:33:07,567
It's impossible to screw up.
739
00:33:07,617 --> 00:33:08,950
I asked for dry.
740
00:33:10,579 --> 00:33:13,814
- Hey, Miss Allison, how are you?
Sher, I sure hope you get this message.
741
00:33:13,856 --> 00:33:17,782
We're just down here in South Carolina,
making our way to the Championship Bowl.
742
00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:20,895
I was thinking about you. We
stopped and got something to eat.
743
00:33:20,937 --> 00:33:22,635
How's, uh, how's Hayden doing?
744
00:33:22,685 --> 00:33:26,076
(chuckles) God almighty,
I miss him so much.
745
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:28,006
Hey, Sher, I gotta tell you,
746
00:33:28,056 --> 00:33:32,833
I, I didn't like the way that you decided
to throw him in the, in the car and split.
747
00:33:32,883 --> 00:33:34,010
I know I screwed up and all.
748
00:33:34,060 --> 00:33:36,203
But you can't just take
somebody's kid like that.
749
00:33:36,245 --> 00:33:38,389
I mean, you're not perfect
either, for the record.
750
00:33:38,431 --> 00:33:41,744
I mean, how many times did you come visit
my father when he was in the hospital?
751
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,094
The man's sick and you
can't pop in and see him once?
752
00:33:44,144 --> 00:33:45,241
When your mother was sick,
753
00:33:45,283 --> 00:33:47,883
I was like a frickin' delivery
service three times a week.
754
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:49,695
Just put the shoe on the other foot.
755
00:33:49,745 --> 00:33:51,669
That's, that's all I'm saying.
756
00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,724
You know, it's, it's a two-way street
757
00:33:53,774 --> 00:33:57,662
and I know, I know,
you're like 11 hours of labor
758
00:33:57,712 --> 00:34:00,587
and diapers and I'm under
a lot of pressure too, okay?
759
00:34:00,629 --> 00:34:04,051
I mean, you find a way to
pay the freight for three people,
760
00:34:04,093 --> 00:34:05,949
start a college fund
and somehow figure out
761
00:34:05,999 --> 00:34:10,083
how to stay ahead of the
various bills you may have.
762
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,068
So I frickin' gambled.
763
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:12,951
So what?
764
00:34:13,838 --> 00:34:14,982
I made a few picks.
765
00:34:15,032 --> 00:34:16,648
They didn't come in.
Nobody's perfect.
766
00:34:16,698 --> 00:34:18,835
All I can tell you is
that I never quit on you.
767
00:34:18,885 --> 00:34:21,802
I never quit on you, you selfish...
768
00:34:27,062 --> 00:34:29,312
I'm sorry, this is my mess.
769
00:34:30,176 --> 00:34:31,739
I'm sorry, Sherry.
770
00:34:31,789 --> 00:34:33,425
(phone clicking) (machine beeps)
771
00:34:33,475 --> 00:34:36,142
(wistful music)
772
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,914
(cars roaring)
773
00:34:47,759 --> 00:34:50,426
(guitar tuning)
774
00:34:53,331 --> 00:34:54,660
- How's the wife?
775
00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:56,706
- Line was busy.
- Awfully long busy signal.
776
00:34:56,748 --> 00:34:59,549
Who are you, the time
keeper? I said the line was busy.
777
00:34:59,591 --> 00:35:00,965
Just a concerned citizen.
778
00:35:01,007 --> 00:35:05,173
Hey, Mark, want to get some fireworks for
old time's sake? It's legal in the South.
779
00:35:05,215 --> 00:35:07,302
It's legal all the way up
the Delaware Water Gap.
780
00:35:07,344 --> 00:35:08,461
You shouldn't know that.
781
00:35:08,503 --> 00:35:10,918
You can get whatever you
want the minute you leave Jersey.
782
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,731
Sparklers, the mortars, floral shells,
783
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:15,100
reloadable black powder rockets.
784
00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,553
Anything you want.
785
00:35:16,603 --> 00:35:18,635
- I'm worried about you.
786
00:35:18,685 --> 00:35:20,352
- Look, Vanna White.
787
00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:22,309
- Vanna.
788
00:35:22,359 --> 00:35:23,744
I used to love her.
789
00:35:23,794 --> 00:35:25,083
- Me too, she's a babe.
790
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,889
I wonder if she ever
did that Chuck Woolery.
791
00:35:26,931 --> 00:35:28,686
She did Chuck Woolery's
"Love Connection."
792
00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:29,519
- Think she did?
793
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,510
Nah. Might have taken a
run at Bob Barker though.
794
00:35:31,552 --> 00:35:33,952
Down at the commissary.
He's been known to tap the help.
795
00:35:33,994 --> 00:35:36,077
- If the price was right.
796
00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:40,489
- Okay, quick quiz.
797
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,150
Dead or alive, Monty Hall?
798
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,958
- Dead. - Alive.
799
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:44,791
- He's alive.
800
00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:45,632
- Gene Rayburn?
801
00:35:45,674 --> 00:35:46,927
[Mark and Billy] Dead.
802
00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:47,760
- Richard Dawson?
803
00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:50,343
- Who? - The "Hogan's Hero" guy.
- Or "Family Feud."
804
00:35:50,393 --> 00:35:51,429
- The fat dude?
805
00:35:51,479 --> 00:35:52,944
Nah, you're thinking Louie Anderson.
806
00:35:52,994 --> 00:35:54,709
Dawson was the original.
Dead or alive?
807
00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:55,542
He's gotta be dust
808
00:35:55,592 --> 00:35:57,662
or he'd still be doing the show, right?
809
00:35:57,712 --> 00:35:58,901
Look at us.
810
00:35:58,951 --> 00:36:00,507
We're officially white trash.
811
00:36:00,557 --> 00:36:02,738
- Yeah, pretty much.
812
00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:03,962
- [Jason] A Vanna museum.
813
00:36:04,012 --> 00:36:06,448
- My mother always said
I'd make it to the White House.
814
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,085
- You know Vanna was on
a soap for like two months?
815
00:36:09,135 --> 00:36:10,622
"Edge of Night."
816
00:36:10,672 --> 00:36:14,162
Some folks said she had
a shot as a serious actress.
817
00:36:14,212 --> 00:36:16,205
Then she got the "Wheel."
818
00:36:16,255 --> 00:36:18,434
- Add that to the list
of useless information.
819
00:36:18,484 --> 00:36:20,357
How many people do you know have the first
820
00:36:20,399 --> 00:36:22,272
100 episodes of "Wheel of Fortune" on VHS?
821
00:36:22,322 --> 00:36:24,530
- Might want to keep
that autobiographical tidbit
822
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,368
to yourself.
823
00:36:25,418 --> 00:36:27,276
- I want to get them transferred to DVD.
824
00:36:27,326 --> 00:36:30,850
I just don't like the loss
of quality in the digitizing.
825
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:31,683
(Billy sniffing)
826
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,434
- [Mark] Billy, what are you doing?
827
00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:36,285
- Sniffing Vanna White's bush. (sniffs)
828
00:36:36,335 --> 00:36:38,668
- [Mark] 16, 17, is that 21?
829
00:36:39,725 --> 00:36:42,206
- Yep, 21 rocket salute.
830
00:36:42,256 --> 00:36:43,756
- 22, Vanna White.
831
00:36:46,235 --> 00:36:48,529
To the greatest letter turner of all time.
832
00:36:48,579 --> 00:36:50,997
- To the only letter turner of all time.
833
00:36:51,047 --> 00:36:53,790
- Which makes her the greatest.
834
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,971
(rockets hissing)
835
00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:57,688
(upbeat music)
836
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:03,556
(rockets whizzing)
837
00:37:03,606 --> 00:37:05,960
(rockets popping)
838
00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:08,677
(upbeat music)
839
00:37:10,179 --> 00:37:11,012
- Oh, no.
840
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,484
What do we do?
841
00:37:14,534 --> 00:37:17,481
- I'm pretty sure we just
lit Vanna's house on fire.
842
00:37:17,531 --> 00:37:19,127
(fire whooshing)
843
00:37:19,177 --> 00:37:19,960
- [Jason] Oh, shit!
844
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:21,216
- [Mark] Yeah.
845
00:37:21,266 --> 00:37:23,136
- Well, come on, guys,
we gotta do something.
846
00:37:23,186 --> 00:37:25,171
We gotta put it out.
847
00:37:25,221 --> 00:37:27,888
This is a piece of history here.
848
00:37:29,476 --> 00:37:30,431
- Cheers, Billy.
849
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,060
(fire roaring)
850
00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:34,943
- How could Vanna not have a hose?
851
00:37:35,799 --> 00:37:37,249
- That wood's dry.
852
00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:38,474
- Yep.
853
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:39,307
- Get a blanket.
854
00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:40,140
Check the Fury.
855
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:41,114
Get something.
856
00:37:41,164 --> 00:37:43,464
- I'd like to buy a vowel
and solve the puzzle.
857
00:37:43,514 --> 00:37:44,767
- You may.
858
00:37:44,817 --> 00:37:46,667
- Smoldering rubble.
859
00:37:46,717 --> 00:37:50,217
(Billy and Mark laughing)
860
00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:52,813
- Remember when Vanna
861
00:37:52,859 --> 00:37:55,185
stopped actually turning the letters?
862
00:37:55,235 --> 00:37:56,018
- She did?
863
00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:57,593
- Yeah, now she just touches them.
864
00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:58,679
Special effect.
865
00:37:58,729 --> 00:38:00,811
- Out of the blue, she just went electric.
866
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:01,644
- Like Dylan.
867
00:38:01,694 --> 00:38:04,026
- Way worse.
- I'm dead-ended right there.
868
00:38:04,068 --> 00:38:04,859
- Uh-oh.
869
00:38:04,901 --> 00:38:06,350
Fire guys are rolling.
870
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,357
(sirens wailing)
871
00:38:08,407 --> 00:38:10,990
(upbeat music)
872
00:38:16,257 --> 00:38:19,259
(glass shattering)
873
00:38:19,309 --> 00:38:22,059
(sirens blaring)
874
00:38:25,918 --> 00:38:28,751
(engine rumbling)
875
00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:36,473
(sirens wailing)
876
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:40,172
Okay, Medal of Honor or Super Bowl MVP?
877
00:38:40,222 --> 00:38:41,013
- Medal of Honor.
878
00:38:41,055 --> 00:38:43,158
- Nobody is shooting at you in the stadium.
- Fact.
879
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,601
- [Jason] Ooh, three o'clock.
880
00:38:44,651 --> 00:38:46,415
- [Billy] Nice.
881
00:38:46,465 --> 00:38:48,298
- Anybody want a taco?
882
00:38:49,749 --> 00:38:52,421
So the doctor says, "If this
is my rectal thermometer,
883
00:38:52,471 --> 00:38:54,949
what the hell did I do with my pen?"
884
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:55,833
- Is that funny?
885
00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:57,031
- I think it would be.
886
00:38:57,081 --> 00:38:58,348
- Yeah, definitely.
887
00:38:58,398 --> 00:38:59,735
- It would be if what?
888
00:38:59,785 --> 00:39:02,042
- If we weren't shroomed out of our tits.
889
00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:02,875
- Uh-huh, yes.
890
00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:04,020
- Absolutely.
891
00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:05,678
(girls giggling)
892
00:39:05,728 --> 00:39:07,085
- Mushrooms?
893
00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:09,107
- It's a hallucinogenic.
- I know what it is.
894
00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:10,341
- Where are you guys from?
895
00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:11,444
- Nashville.
896
00:39:11,494 --> 00:39:13,630
(guitar strumming)
897
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,513
- Cool.
898
00:39:15,901 --> 00:39:16,813
♪ Give me a job ♪
899
00:39:16,863 --> 00:39:19,295
♪ Give me security ♪
900
00:39:19,345 --> 00:39:21,744
♪ Give me a chance to survive ♪
901
00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:26,087
♪ I'm just a poor soul in
the unemployment line ♪
902
00:39:26,137 --> 00:39:29,630
♪ I swear I'm barely alive ♪
903
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,528
♪ My mother and father,
wife and my friends ♪
904
00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,968
♪ I've seen them laugh in my face ♪
905
00:39:35,018 --> 00:39:38,266
♪ But I got the power and I got the will ♪
906
00:39:38,316 --> 00:39:40,563
♪ I'm not a charity case ♪
907
00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:43,157
♪ I tell you long nights ♪
908
00:39:43,207 --> 00:39:44,735
♪ Impossible odds ♪
909
00:39:44,785 --> 00:39:47,500
♪ Keeping my eye on the keyhole ♪
910
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,091
- We have to go.
911
00:39:49,141 --> 00:39:50,125
Now.
912
00:39:50,175 --> 00:39:52,357
♪ Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man ♪
913
00:39:52,407 --> 00:39:54,407
- You shouldn't do that.
914
00:39:55,933 --> 00:39:57,104
- Ever.
915
00:39:57,154 --> 00:39:58,563
- Come on, let's get going.
916
00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,934
Now that's funny.
917
00:39:59,984 --> 00:40:01,484
- You're pathetic.
918
00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:07,175
- [Jason] Nice ho tag.
919
00:40:07,225 --> 00:40:08,058
- What?
920
00:40:09,012 --> 00:40:10,261
Ho tag?
921
00:40:10,311 --> 00:40:11,094
- Let me guess.
922
00:40:11,144 --> 00:40:14,973
That tattoo is to remind your boyfriend
that your ass is not your face.
923
00:40:16,421 --> 00:40:17,254
- Jerk.
924
00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:19,809
- Skank.
925
00:40:19,859 --> 00:40:21,946
- Come on. - Geez.
926
00:40:21,996 --> 00:40:24,607
And here I thought Styx was bulletproof.
927
00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:26,215
- That was Styx?
928
00:40:26,265 --> 00:40:27,098
Oh.
929
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,453
I'm gonna take a leak.
930
00:40:33,274 --> 00:40:35,292
Why don't we leave that
in the trunk for a while?
931
00:40:35,334 --> 00:40:36,078
In the trunk?
932
00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:37,969
- Yeah, you can give it a rest.
933
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:41,369
- I'll ride in the trunk before that
happens. This baby is a work of art,
934
00:40:41,419 --> 00:40:42,669
worth at least seven grand.
935
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,552
No way she's sleeping in the dark.
936
00:40:56,502 --> 00:40:58,608
I'm not kidding, he just
came up from the field house.
937
00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:00,962
He says half the basketball team
just got suspended by the NCAA.
938
00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:02,860
- No way.
- They got free clothes from a store.
939
00:41:02,902 --> 00:41:05,568
Some big booster was hooking them
up with all this swag, totally illegal.
940
00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,202
- They gonna miss the game tonight?
- Four starters and the Russian.
941
00:41:08,252 --> 00:41:09,594
- [Boy] They're gonna get smoked.
942
00:41:09,644 --> 00:41:12,597
- Virginia is like a 22-point underdog.
943
00:41:12,647 --> 00:41:14,518
- I bet you they'll
cover the spread tonight.
944
00:41:14,568 --> 00:41:15,485
- No doubt.
945
00:41:16,627 --> 00:41:17,410
(bell dinging)
946
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:20,492
Wait, this is the surest thing
in the history of sure things.
947
00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:23,420
If you could just let me
put down $1,000 on Virginia,
948
00:41:23,470 --> 00:41:26,387
I'll-(phone humming)
949
00:41:26,437 --> 00:41:28,025
I hate you.
950
00:41:28,075 --> 00:41:30,135
All right, I need you
guys to concentrate here.
951
00:41:30,185 --> 00:41:33,089
Do you know anyone who
lives in or near Atlantic City
952
00:41:33,139 --> 00:41:35,502
or Vegas with access
to large sums of cash?
953
00:41:35,544 --> 00:41:38,531
- Not that I can think of.
- You cannot be serious.
954
00:41:38,573 --> 00:41:41,982
I haven't been more serious in my life.
Think harder. You'll be doing them a favor.
955
00:41:42,024 --> 00:41:43,969
All they gotta do is
walk into the casino,
956
00:41:44,019 --> 00:41:46,202
put down a bet for me
and I'll give 'em 50%.
957
00:41:46,252 --> 00:41:47,228
- I don't know anybody.
958
00:41:47,278 --> 00:41:48,250
- [Mark] 80%.
959
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,174
- We just don't know.
960
00:41:49,224 --> 00:41:50,757
- An Indian casino, Foxwoods.
961
00:41:50,807 --> 00:41:52,852
You must know somebody
who lives in Connecticut.
962
00:41:52,902 --> 00:41:53,685
- Mark, calm down.
963
00:41:53,735 --> 00:41:54,891
- This is my lock.
964
00:41:54,941 --> 00:41:56,037
This is my bulletproof,
965
00:41:56,087 --> 00:41:56,946
no two ways about it,
966
00:41:56,996 --> 00:41:58,352
once in a lifetime lock.
967
00:41:58,402 --> 00:42:01,481
It's like I can see tomorrow's sports
pages today, and word's gonna get out,
968
00:42:01,523 --> 00:42:02,846
it's gonna spread like wildfire,
969
00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,471
and then they're gonna take
this thing right off the board.
970
00:42:05,513 --> 00:42:06,296
Now think!
971
00:42:06,346 --> 00:42:08,771
-We don't know anyone who can bet.
-I am going to miss this!
972
00:42:08,813 --> 00:42:11,031
- Get a hold of yourself.
- I am going to miss this!
973
00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:12,640
-Mark, get a hold of yourself.
-Come on!
974
00:42:12,690 --> 00:42:13,696
- Here, medicine.
975
00:42:13,746 --> 00:42:14,529
- What it that?
976
00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:17,746
- Mushrooms, the redhead dropped them.
977
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,508
- I walked right into a taco stand.
978
00:42:22,558 --> 00:42:24,536
I can't believe it would...
979
00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:26,513
I thought it would be on a train.
980
00:42:26,563 --> 00:42:29,919
A metro-liner rolling down
to DC for a Redskins game
981
00:42:29,969 --> 00:42:33,351
when a senator comes in and sits next to me
982
00:42:33,401 --> 00:42:36,507
and tells me he's gonna have the Secret
Service shove the guy into a dumpster.
983
00:42:36,557 --> 00:42:38,225
- Give me those.
- Not gonna be easy.
984
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:41,916
- If I've gotta listen to him,
I've gotta be on the same planet.
985
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,141
- Just don't let him push you around.
986
00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:48,446
Do you even know where he's staying?
987
00:42:48,496 --> 00:42:50,980
- I got the seat locations
from Jason's mom.
988
00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:52,574
- Sure you want to do this?
989
00:42:52,624 --> 00:42:55,436
- Mom, he sounded terrible on the phone.
I need to go to him.
990
00:42:56,503 --> 00:42:58,503
- Here, Mommy, for luck.
991
00:42:59,779 --> 00:43:00,862
- I love you.
992
00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:03,646
- Can you see from back there?
993
00:43:03,688 --> 00:43:05,436
- [Jason] Yeah, I'm fine.
994
00:43:05,486 --> 00:43:06,749
- [Billy] Got chasers?
995
00:43:06,799 --> 00:43:07,613
- A little bit.
996
00:43:07,663 --> 00:43:09,395
- You've done this before?
997
00:43:09,445 --> 00:43:11,203
- Not in a while.
998
00:43:11,253 --> 00:43:12,036
I had a phase.
999
00:43:12,086 --> 00:43:13,824
I tried most everything.
1000
00:43:13,874 --> 00:43:15,194
Gourmet reefer,
1001
00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:16,316
crystal meth,
1002
00:43:16,366 --> 00:43:17,847
shrooms the odd Friday.
1003
00:43:17,897 --> 00:43:19,485
- Crystal meth?
1004
00:43:19,535 --> 00:43:24,384
- Yeah, nobody's paying much attention to
me, so it's pretty easy to hide the buzz.
1005
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:25,550
- What if I just jumped?
1006
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,817
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hey, don't screw around.
1007
00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:29,795
- What would I be thinking when I hit?
1008
00:43:29,845 --> 00:43:33,471
You know, the last thing
going through my mind?
1009
00:43:33,521 --> 00:43:34,877
- Your ass.
1010
00:43:34,927 --> 00:43:38,725
(Billy and Jason laughing)
1011
00:43:38,775 --> 00:43:41,816
- 38 years old and I got squat.
1012
00:43:41,866 --> 00:43:43,172
You too, Billy.
1013
00:43:43,222 --> 00:43:45,247
Back there was a stinking disaster.
1014
00:43:45,297 --> 00:43:47,465
You know, wasn't long
ago you were gigging clubs,
1015
00:43:47,507 --> 00:43:49,674
and knocking chicks off
your dick with your guitar.
1016
00:43:49,724 --> 00:43:50,943
- Ancient history, bro.
1017
00:43:50,993 --> 00:43:51,776
Dead and buried.
1018
00:43:51,826 --> 00:43:55,949
- No, no, no I used to
love watching you on stage.
1019
00:43:55,999 --> 00:43:57,841
You had the walk.
1020
00:43:57,891 --> 00:43:59,900
Then some Tuesday, you
woke up a roll-over pussy
1021
00:43:59,950 --> 00:44:01,789
just taking shit from everybody.
1022
00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:03,863
Your wife, people at work.
1023
00:44:03,913 --> 00:44:05,898
- Dog chases every car he sees.
1024
00:44:05,948 --> 00:44:08,198
First one he lets go.
1025
00:44:08,248 --> 00:44:09,233
Ah, it's not just me.
1026
00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,338
I mean, all three of us.
1027
00:44:11,388 --> 00:44:15,087
I don't know if it's bad
luck or age or laziness.
1028
00:44:15,137 --> 00:44:16,606
One day you realize
1029
00:44:16,656 --> 00:44:18,487
you're not going to be president.
1030
00:44:18,537 --> 00:44:20,436
- You don't get it.
1031
00:44:20,486 --> 00:44:21,713
I mean no offense, fellas,
1032
00:44:21,763 --> 00:44:24,180
but I was gonna be president.
1033
00:44:25,565 --> 00:44:26,982
Or governor, CEO,
1034
00:44:29,859 --> 00:44:31,621
maybe an astronaut.
1035
00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:32,743
I don't know.
1036
00:44:32,793 --> 00:44:35,210
You know, somebody instead...
1037
00:44:39,755 --> 00:44:43,371
(foghorn blaring)
1038
00:44:43,421 --> 00:44:45,727
- Mark, you got a kid.
1039
00:44:45,777 --> 00:44:49,565
- Who collects a half million dollars
if I should happen to fall off this bridge.
1040
00:44:49,615 --> 00:44:51,380
- Hey, that's crazy talk.
1041
00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:53,633
- Yeah, well, I'm running out of illusions.
1042
00:44:53,683 --> 00:44:56,512
And I'm not going into
the New Year a loser.
1043
00:44:56,562 --> 00:44:59,479
- Wow, we got nothing going for us.
1044
00:45:00,673 --> 00:45:02,256
- We got beer left.
1045
00:45:03,747 --> 00:45:06,414
(wistful music)
1046
00:45:15,257 --> 00:45:18,397
(beer can hissing)
1047
00:45:18,447 --> 00:45:21,547
- (whistles) Hey, Billy.
1048
00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:24,116
You taking a pee or just
standing and touching yourself?
1049
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:26,521
- You know how it is,
once you break the seal.
1050
00:45:26,571 --> 00:45:27,822
- Hey, where's the best place
1051
00:45:27,872 --> 00:45:30,576
you guys ever took a leak?
1052
00:45:30,626 --> 00:45:33,574
- No such thing as a bad
leak as far as I'm concerned.
1053
00:45:33,624 --> 00:45:34,752
- [Jason] Agreed.
1054
00:45:34,802 --> 00:45:35,996
- Grand Canyon.
1055
00:45:36,046 --> 00:45:36,851
- Really?
1056
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:38,828
- Yep, right over the friggin' edge.
1057
00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:41,563
A gust of wind, I'd
have fallen a quarter-mile
1058
00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:44,222
and pancaked a pack mule.
1059
00:45:44,272 --> 00:45:47,389
- I took a leak between subway cars.
1060
00:45:47,439 --> 00:45:49,677
Elevated 7 train, rolling through Queens
1061
00:45:49,727 --> 00:45:51,378
on the way to Shea Stadium.
1062
00:45:51,428 --> 00:45:53,595
4th of July, doubleheader.
1063
00:45:54,930 --> 00:45:55,722
- Nice.
1064
00:45:55,772 --> 00:45:57,290
- [Jason] You?
1065
00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:59,874
- Nancy Golotta's back.
1066
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,062
- Her back?
1067
00:46:01,112 --> 00:46:01,895
- I didn't want to.
1068
00:46:01,945 --> 00:46:03,136
She asked me.
1069
00:46:03,186 --> 00:46:04,015
She's dirty.
1070
00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,231
- Ya think?
1071
00:46:05,281 --> 00:46:06,800
- You could've said no.
1072
00:46:06,850 --> 00:46:08,365
- Hold it.
1073
00:46:08,415 --> 00:46:11,061
You had sex with Nancy Golotta?
1074
00:46:11,111 --> 00:46:11,944
You demon!
1075
00:46:12,917 --> 00:46:15,420
- The last girl I was with before my wife.
1076
00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,432
My wife.
1077
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:17,265
Ha!
1078
00:46:17,315 --> 00:46:18,587
- Who's coming off?
1079
00:46:18,637 --> 00:46:19,420
- [Mark] Shrooming.
1080
00:46:19,470 --> 00:46:21,345
- Look at those stars!
1081
00:46:21,395 --> 00:46:22,680
Drink that on the horizon.
1082
00:46:22,730 --> 00:46:24,743
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkie.
1083
00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:27,540
- The trees in front of you
are 30 feet high, genius.
1084
00:46:27,590 --> 00:46:28,973
You can't see the horizon.
1085
00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:31,202
- Come on, what's taking you...
1086
00:46:31,252 --> 00:46:32,190
- Good Lord!
1087
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,211
I'm blocked!
1088
00:46:33,261 --> 00:46:34,877
What should I do?
1089
00:46:34,927 --> 00:46:36,018
- Okay, I know what to do.
1090
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:36,862
I know what to do.
1091
00:46:36,912 --> 00:46:38,211
Hold your balls,
1092
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:39,527
fetal position, play dead.
1093
00:46:39,577 --> 00:46:40,694
- Play dead?
1094
00:46:40,744 --> 00:46:41,992
- [Mark] No, that's bears!
1095
00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:42,825
Run, dumb ass.
1096
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:45,244
Come on, come on, come on!
1097
00:46:45,294 --> 00:46:46,139
(lively music)
1098
00:46:46,189 --> 00:46:47,500
(alligator growling)
1099
00:46:47,550 --> 00:46:50,300
(Billy grunting)
1100
00:46:51,426 --> 00:46:52,209
- [Mark] Easy.
1101
00:46:52,259 --> 00:46:53,511
- [Billy] Cover my balls.
1102
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,414
(Jason laughing)
1103
00:46:54,464 --> 00:46:57,047
(lively music)
1104
00:47:05,858 --> 00:47:08,441
- [Billy] Whoa, hey, pull over.
1105
00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:18,963
- How you feeling?
1106
00:47:19,013 --> 00:47:20,872
- [Billy] We found a carnival on shrooms.
1107
00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:22,755
- [Jason] You tell me.
1108
00:47:28,586 --> 00:47:30,419
(cat meowing)
1109
00:47:30,469 --> 00:47:31,469
- [Man] Hey.
1110
00:47:32,419 --> 00:47:35,252
Step off of that thing, young man.
1111
00:47:36,199 --> 00:47:36,982
If you break that,
1112
00:47:37,032 --> 00:47:38,444
somebody's gonna have to fix it.
1113
00:47:38,494 --> 00:47:39,933
- [Jason] Sorry.
1114
00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:42,634
- No harm done, just can't add work
1115
00:47:42,684 --> 00:47:45,808
when there's plenty to do already.
1116
00:47:45,858 --> 00:47:46,696
(bell rings)
1117
00:47:46,746 --> 00:47:48,528
- I knew these things were rigged.
1118
00:47:48,578 --> 00:47:49,830
- You can call me Melville.
1119
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,297
- Bill McGriff, Chalfont, PA.
1120
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:54,908
- Hour west of Philly,
1121
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:55,965
I know it well.
1122
00:47:56,015 --> 00:48:00,866
Worked the northern circuit
with the Clyde Beatty outfit for years.
1123
00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:02,161
- Hey, wait.
1124
00:48:02,211 --> 00:48:03,460
That's the circus, right?
1125
00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:06,377
- The real circus, where
you smell the elephant dung.
1126
00:48:06,427 --> 00:48:08,597
Not like that tutti-frutti French affair.
1127
00:48:08,647 --> 00:48:09,438
- Cirque du Soleil?
1128
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,469
- Yeah, that'd be the one.
1129
00:48:11,519 --> 00:48:13,345
- I'm Jason, and I love the circus.
1130
00:48:13,395 --> 00:48:15,008
- [Melville] Yeah, me too, Jason.
1131
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:17,335
Till they forced me out.
1132
00:48:17,385 --> 00:48:19,719
Come on, boys, have a drink with me.
1133
00:48:19,769 --> 00:48:20,584
- Come on, guys.
1134
00:48:20,626 --> 00:48:22,074
- [Billy] Right behind you.
1135
00:48:22,124 --> 00:48:23,291
- They forced you out?
1136
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,485
- Yes, they did.
1137
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:25,803
Big cats.
1138
00:48:25,853 --> 00:48:27,103
- Must've hurt.
1139
00:48:28,374 --> 00:48:30,396
- A lion and a tiger have a fight.
1140
00:48:30,446 --> 00:48:31,820
Who wins?
1141
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:32,653
Give you a hint.
1142
00:48:32,703 --> 00:48:35,172
A female lion looks
enough like a female tiger
1143
00:48:35,222 --> 00:48:36,678
that the horny striped male
1144
00:48:36,728 --> 00:48:38,846
thinks he might take a shot at her.
1145
00:48:38,896 --> 00:48:41,337
King of the jungle doesn't
like the competition.
1146
00:48:41,387 --> 00:48:42,239
The fight's on.
1147
00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,302
- So the lion wins.
1148
00:48:43,352 --> 00:48:44,660
He's got right on his side.
1149
00:48:44,710 --> 00:48:48,780
- You see, a tiger stands on three paws,
1150
00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:51,248
swings with his fourth.
1151
00:48:51,298 --> 00:48:53,641
Lion gets up on his haunches, fires back,
1152
00:48:53,691 --> 00:48:56,205
two-hand volley. (imitating fighting)
1153
00:48:56,255 --> 00:48:59,227
Outgunned, tiger flips onto his back,
1154
00:48:59,277 --> 00:49:01,535
tries to fight up from the bottom.
1155
00:49:01,585 --> 00:49:02,903
Fatal mistake.
1156
00:49:02,953 --> 00:49:06,185
- Is that what happened to you?
You got between a lion and a tiger?
1157
00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:10,735
- Nah, I rolled my pickup
shitfaced outside of Albany.
1158
00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:12,910
Can't drive a stick no more,
1159
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,466
but I get by all right.
1160
00:49:15,516 --> 00:49:17,811
(cat meowing)
1161
00:49:17,861 --> 00:49:18,644
- Hey, fella.
1162
00:49:18,694 --> 00:49:19,477
(cat meows)
1163
00:49:19,527 --> 00:49:21,483
- [Melville] St. Nicholas, where you been?
1164
00:49:21,533 --> 00:49:22,766
- Got some lungs on him.
1165
00:49:22,816 --> 00:49:24,492
- Yeah, well he's got a lot to say.
1166
00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:25,881
- St. Nicholas.
1167
00:49:25,931 --> 00:49:27,216
Like Santa Claus?
1168
00:49:27,266 --> 00:49:28,049
- Come here, buddy.
1169
00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:28,932
Hey.
1170
00:49:29,799 --> 00:49:32,004
Yeah, he brings me presents all year.
1171
00:49:32,054 --> 00:49:33,054
Birds, mice.
1172
00:49:34,211 --> 00:49:36,706
Deader than yesterday.
1173
00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:38,539
(cat purring)
1174
00:49:38,589 --> 00:49:42,089
(bewitching music)
1175
00:49:42,139 --> 00:49:44,639
(cat purring)
1176
00:49:48,798 --> 00:49:50,131
A gift's a gift.
1177
00:49:56,672 --> 00:49:58,205
- Pennyfeathers.
1178
00:49:58,255 --> 00:50:01,045
- I figure you Pennsylvania
boys are heading south.
1179
00:50:01,095 --> 00:50:02,754
Florida, hmm?
1180
00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:03,710
- [Mark] That's right.
1181
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,543
- Best damn bar in the state.
1182
00:50:06,593 --> 00:50:07,926
- Pennyfeathers?
1183
00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:10,435
- What you seek,
1184
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,703
you may find there.
1185
00:50:14,753 --> 00:50:17,670
(thunder crashing)
1186
00:50:25,932 --> 00:50:28,424
- One arm, lives in a dirty old trailer.
1187
00:50:28,474 --> 00:50:30,009
Didn't seem to bother him much.
1188
00:50:30,059 --> 00:50:32,122
- Big talk, little cat, creepy bastard.
1189
00:50:32,172 --> 00:50:33,446
- Deluded. - Senile.
1190
00:50:33,496 --> 00:50:35,367
- [Jason] (screaming) We won!
1191
00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:37,324
We won, we won!
1192
00:50:37,374 --> 00:50:38,862
I don't believe it!
1193
00:50:38,912 --> 00:50:39,863
We're rich!
1194
00:50:39,913 --> 00:50:41,391
Whoo!
1195
00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:43,271
We won, we won!
1196
00:50:43,321 --> 00:50:44,705
I gotta tell 'em.
1197
00:50:44,755 --> 00:50:46,497
- [Mark] Jase. (Jason whooping)
1198
00:50:46,547 --> 00:50:49,708
Jase, what-(Jason laughing)
1199
00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:50,948
- Tell who?
1200
00:50:50,998 --> 00:50:51,831
- Come on.
1201
00:50:54,646 --> 00:50:55,713
- We won!
1202
00:50:55,763 --> 00:50:57,852
- Did you take my sports section, chief?
1203
00:50:57,902 --> 00:50:59,391
- The answer to all our prayers.
1204
00:50:59,441 --> 00:51:01,214
- Hand me the toilet roll, will ya?
1205
00:51:01,264 --> 00:51:03,343
- Oh, sure, Elmo.
1206
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,306
You need to wipe up?
Here, wipe up, Elmo.
1207
00:51:05,356 --> 00:51:06,139
Use that.
1208
00:51:06,189 --> 00:51:07,547
Oh, that's stinky, Elmo.
1209
00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:10,185
Use this, that'll make you-(yelling)
1210
00:51:10,235 --> 00:51:13,035
- [Elmo] Get out of here! (Jason whooping)
What's the matter with you?
1211
00:51:13,077 --> 00:51:13,860
(Jason whooping)
1212
00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:14,860
Huh?
1213
00:51:14,910 --> 00:51:16,332
What the hell are you doing?
1214
00:51:16,382 --> 00:51:18,642
- Can you say, "Mega Mad Millions"?
1215
00:51:18,692 --> 00:51:21,480
Can you say, "$26 million"?
1216
00:51:21,530 --> 00:51:24,579
Million, as in ma, ma, ma, million!
1217
00:51:24,629 --> 00:51:25,913
- 0, 6, 10, 11-
1218
00:51:25,963 --> 00:51:27,661
- And there's 57. - 25, 56-
1219
00:51:27,711 --> 00:51:29,644
- 57.
- (laughing) God damn, he's right.
1220
00:51:29,694 --> 00:51:30,477
- It's a match!
1221
00:51:30,527 --> 00:51:31,317
- We won!
1222
00:51:31,367 --> 00:51:32,150
We won!
1223
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:32,983
- We won!
1224
00:51:33,033 --> 00:51:33,816
- We won!
1225
00:51:33,866 --> 00:51:34,649
We won!
1226
00:51:34,699 --> 00:51:35,659
We won!
1227
00:51:35,709 --> 00:51:36,492
We won!
1228
00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:38,747
(Billy and Jason screaming)
1229
00:51:38,797 --> 00:51:40,547
- I can't believe it.
1230
00:51:42,506 --> 00:51:43,783
(Mark whistling)
1231
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:45,135
Wait a minute.
1232
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,191
There's a problem.
1233
00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:47,552
- See, we split equal shares.
1234
00:51:47,602 --> 00:51:50,217
- Equal shares. - No problems at all!
1235
00:51:50,267 --> 00:51:52,267
- Last week's newspaper.
1236
00:51:53,124 --> 00:51:55,068
(wistful music)
1237
00:51:55,118 --> 00:51:57,531
- Never thought my last
meal would be a corn dog.
1238
00:51:57,581 --> 00:52:01,204
- [Jason] I wonder if you can actually
hear your back snap when you hit.
1239
00:52:01,254 --> 00:52:03,313
- Hey, I got an idea.
1240
00:52:03,363 --> 00:52:05,185
What if only you guys jump.
1241
00:52:05,235 --> 00:52:06,371
I tried to save you.
1242
00:52:06,421 --> 00:52:07,874
You know, I go back home,
1243
00:52:07,924 --> 00:52:11,207
say great things about
you, work your legacy.
1244
00:52:11,257 --> 00:52:13,915
You exist forever, like dead heroes.
1245
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:16,110
- Heroes who offed themselves?
1246
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,821
- Oh, I know, I could write
a ballad about you guys.
1247
00:52:18,871 --> 00:52:20,704
- [Jason and Mark] No.
1248
00:52:21,734 --> 00:52:23,669
- Now you can jump last,
1249
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:25,937
but then, of course,
you'll be bridge scrudge.
1250
00:52:25,987 --> 00:52:27,013
- No way.
1251
00:52:27,063 --> 00:52:28,962
We go, we go together.
1252
00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:30,262
All right then.
1253
00:52:31,155 --> 00:52:32,210
One.
1254
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:33,093
Two.
1255
00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:34,860
Three.
1256
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:41,150
- The last time I was happy.
1257
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,021
Well, Mom and Dad, I guess this is it.
1258
00:52:43,071 --> 00:52:44,215
(man farts)
1259
00:52:44,265 --> 00:52:46,000
I had a dog once.
1260
00:52:46,050 --> 00:52:48,583
Wouldn't poop till I looked away.
1261
00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:51,699
- I got a picture of my
wife and my kid in the car.
1262
00:52:51,749 --> 00:52:53,332
It's going with me.
1263
00:52:56,761 --> 00:52:59,428
(wistful music)
1264
00:53:07,453 --> 00:53:10,178
(Mark sighs)
1265
00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:11,529
- I just wanna say,
1266
00:53:11,579 --> 00:53:13,630
if we're gonna do this.
1267
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,930
You're my best friend, pal.
1268
00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:19,217
- Thanks, buddy, it means a lot.
1269
00:53:19,267 --> 00:53:20,687
- Ah, you don't give a fuck.
1270
00:53:20,737 --> 00:53:22,987
- No sense going alone.
1271
00:53:23,037 --> 00:53:25,537
Here, I brought your wife too.
1272
00:53:27,749 --> 00:53:30,363
(Billy yelps)
1273
00:53:30,413 --> 00:53:31,204
- Speak up, dear.
1274
00:53:31,246 --> 00:53:32,029
(Jason shrieks)
1275
00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:33,953
(Mark grunts)
1276
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,521
- Sweet Jesus, we killed him.
1277
00:53:35,571 --> 00:53:37,146
- Help me, you idiots!
1278
00:53:37,196 --> 00:53:38,029
Come on.
1279
00:53:38,961 --> 00:53:39,872
Grab my wrists!
1280
00:53:39,922 --> 00:53:41,193
(all straining)
1281
00:53:41,243 --> 00:53:42,026
- We got you!
1282
00:53:42,076 --> 00:53:44,352
- I got you, I got you.
1283
00:53:44,402 --> 00:53:45,784
I got you, I got you.
1284
00:53:45,834 --> 00:53:47,132
(all straining)
1285
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:47,973
- Hold on, Mark.
1286
00:53:48,015 --> 00:53:49,029
(all screaming)
1287
00:53:49,079 --> 00:53:51,912
(water splashing)
1288
00:53:54,721 --> 00:53:55,512
- Oh, my back!
1289
00:53:55,554 --> 00:53:56,682
- My balls! - Swim!
1290
00:53:56,732 --> 00:53:58,732
- So much for that buzz.
1291
00:54:01,705 --> 00:54:04,205
(all panting)
1292
00:54:06,659 --> 00:54:10,826
A midget couldn't kill
himself off of that bridge.
1293
00:54:12,492 --> 00:54:15,242
(Billy coughing)
1294
00:54:17,095 --> 00:54:19,595
(all panting)
1295
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,450
Isn't this the part
1296
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,664
where the hillbilly bangs me in the ass?
1297
00:54:25,714 --> 00:54:27,679
- Oh, you guys are wearing me out.
1298
00:54:27,729 --> 00:54:29,402
- You know what?
1299
00:54:29,452 --> 00:54:30,767
I don't wanna be dead.
1300
00:54:30,817 --> 00:54:31,650
- No way.
1301
00:54:32,634 --> 00:54:33,717
- Me neither.
1302
00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:37,116
What if you could,
1303
00:54:38,037 --> 00:54:39,925
what if you could be dead
1304
00:54:39,975 --> 00:54:41,232
and not be dead?
1305
00:54:41,282 --> 00:54:42,513
- Dead and, who
1306
00:54:42,563 --> 00:54:44,032
- Yeah.
1307
00:54:44,082 --> 00:54:45,964
No responsibilities.
1308
00:54:46,014 --> 00:54:48,005
No obligations.
1309
00:54:48,055 --> 00:54:49,055
And no debt.
1310
00:54:50,742 --> 00:54:52,249
You just get a fresh start.
1311
00:54:52,299 --> 00:54:55,341
♪ For goodness sake ♪
1312
00:54:55,391 --> 00:54:58,620
♪ I got the hippy hippy shakes ♪
1313
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,784
♪ Yeah, I've got the shakes ♪
1314
00:55:01,834 --> 00:55:05,137
♪ I got the hippy hippy shakes ♪
1315
00:55:05,187 --> 00:55:08,638
♪ Ooh, I can't sit still ♪
1316
00:55:08,688 --> 00:55:10,728
- Uh, I wanna get an
order of wings, to go, please.
1317
00:55:10,773 --> 00:55:12,167
- Sure, hon, what size?
1318
00:55:12,217 --> 00:55:13,000
- Medium bucket.
1319
00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:14,997
- I'd like a big bucket, myself.
1320
00:55:15,047 --> 00:55:17,049
But I'm gonna make an
exception in your case.
1321
00:55:17,099 --> 00:55:19,696
That's a sweet little
turd cutter you got there.
1322
00:55:19,746 --> 00:55:20,663
First-rate.
1323
00:55:23,968 --> 00:55:27,127
- How would you like 'em?
- Hot, baby, real hot.
1324
00:55:27,177 --> 00:55:28,010
- Buddy...
1325
00:55:29,732 --> 00:55:31,038
Uh, not the spiciest,
1326
00:55:31,088 --> 00:55:33,113
but, you know, good.
1327
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,496
- Be right back.
1328
00:55:37,981 --> 00:55:39,402
- They got great wings here, huh?
1329
00:55:39,452 --> 00:55:41,732
- Best goddamn wings in the world.
1330
00:55:41,782 --> 00:55:43,676
Any place else, I won't eat 'em.
1331
00:55:43,726 --> 00:55:46,185
They make 'em with
too much lard, no butter.
1332
00:55:46,235 --> 00:55:48,115
Makes me crap like I got a can of snakes
1333
00:55:48,165 --> 00:55:51,526
coming out of my ass. (blows raspberry)
1334
00:55:51,576 --> 00:55:53,409
- That's good to know.
1335
00:55:55,389 --> 00:55:56,467
- You like that?
1336
00:55:56,517 --> 00:55:59,939
- I'm not a swordfish no sauce guy.
1337
00:55:59,989 --> 00:56:01,946
If it's on the menu, I'm eatin' it.
1338
00:56:01,996 --> 00:56:02,922
- That so?
1339
00:56:02,972 --> 00:56:05,338
- You bet your ass, tough guy.
1340
00:56:05,388 --> 00:56:08,055
(upbeat music)
1341
00:56:10,002 --> 00:56:11,054
- [Jason] Mark?
1342
00:56:11,104 --> 00:56:11,887
- [Mark] Yeah.
1343
00:56:11,937 --> 00:56:12,720
- If I get married,
1344
00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:15,143
I want you to be my best man.
1345
00:56:15,193 --> 00:56:17,803
- Sure, just let me know
when you meet somebody.
1346
00:56:17,853 --> 00:56:19,322
- No, seriously.
1347
00:56:19,372 --> 00:56:21,663
Yeah, I know it's not
a time to bring it up,
1348
00:56:21,713 --> 00:56:23,867
but I've been thinking about it.
1349
00:56:23,917 --> 00:56:26,106
And I consider you to be my best friend.
1350
00:56:26,156 --> 00:56:27,530
- All right, buddy.
1351
00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:28,659
I'm honored.
1352
00:56:28,709 --> 00:56:31,042
- Ah, you don't give a fuck.
1353
00:56:34,881 --> 00:56:35,914
- Anything else?
1354
00:56:35,964 --> 00:56:36,988
- No, that's it.
1355
00:56:37,038 --> 00:56:39,477
- How about a kiss for old Daddy-o?
1356
00:56:39,527 --> 00:56:41,036
- No touching!
1357
00:56:41,086 --> 00:56:42,690
Mmm, still got that new car smell.
1358
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,383
You ought to be careful.
Sometimes they have boyfriends.
1359
00:56:45,425 --> 00:56:47,395
You're liable to get yourself popped.
1360
00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:50,515
- What the hell do you know about it?
1361
00:56:50,565 --> 00:56:52,137
- What? - You heard me.
1362
00:56:52,187 --> 00:56:54,635
Look, there's two kinds
of guys in the world, right?
1363
00:56:54,685 --> 00:56:55,737
I mean, look at you.
1364
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:58,643
You've never been in a scrap
in your whole life, have you?
1365
00:56:58,693 --> 00:57:00,128
Am I right?
1366
00:57:00,178 --> 00:57:01,231
It's not a big deal.
1367
00:57:01,281 --> 00:57:03,022
I mean, a lot of guys missed it.
1368
00:57:03,072 --> 00:57:05,190
It starts in kindergarten.
1369
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,717
You pretend that the, the
bully didn't knock you down.
1370
00:57:07,767 --> 00:57:12,039
Then, in grade school, you pretend they
didn't take your lunch money away from you.
1371
00:57:12,089 --> 00:57:13,616
You're always duckin' and dodgin'.
1372
00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:14,994
You get to high school,
1373
00:57:15,044 --> 00:57:18,400
you pretend you didn't hear
the teasing and the catcalls.
1374
00:57:18,450 --> 00:57:21,747
And all the time, you're
running from the danger.
1375
00:57:21,797 --> 00:57:24,179
You skip enough chances,
before you know it,
1376
00:57:24,229 --> 00:57:28,464
you're 30, 35, and you've
never been in a beef.
1377
00:57:28,514 --> 00:57:30,318
- (scoff) I guess you know everything.
1378
00:57:30,368 --> 00:57:31,427
- Nah, just a guy
1379
00:57:31,477 --> 00:57:34,644
who's lookin' for answers in a bottle.
1380
00:57:35,803 --> 00:57:39,970
Nope, not in that one. (laughing)
1381
00:57:45,438 --> 00:57:47,312
So let me get this straight,
you fake your demise,
1382
00:57:47,354 --> 00:57:49,769
your wife and kids get the
money, and you slip the bookie.
1383
00:57:49,819 --> 00:57:52,444
- [Mark] And the 27 G's I owe him.
1384
00:57:52,494 --> 00:57:56,280
- And then what happens,
you go into the Loser Protection Program?
1385
00:57:56,330 --> 00:57:57,913
- Give me the chum.
1386
00:57:59,499 --> 00:58:01,344
It's where you were pissin', right?
1387
00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,177
- Hey, hold on.
1388
00:58:02,227 --> 00:58:05,254
Don't you think this is a little rash?
I mean, sure, you got problems,
1389
00:58:05,304 --> 00:58:06,769
big ones, but who doesn't?
1390
00:58:06,819 --> 00:58:09,369
Sure wish I'd paid more
attention to the Discovery Channel.
1391
00:58:09,411 --> 00:58:11,340
I'd know what these lizards like to eat.
1392
00:58:11,382 --> 00:58:12,875
Odds are it's not Hooters.
1393
00:58:12,925 --> 00:58:14,476
- They're like sharks.
1394
00:58:14,526 --> 00:58:15,662
They're opportunistic.
1395
00:58:15,712 --> 00:58:18,485
They'll eat whatever they can get.
1396
00:58:18,535 --> 00:58:20,507
- [Billy] Except chicken wings, apparently.
1397
00:58:20,557 --> 00:58:22,046
- The Discovery Channel is awesome.
1398
00:58:22,096 --> 00:58:24,288
I remember watchin' this
one about panda bears.
1399
00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:27,531
Apparently panda bears have very low
libidos, so these poor Japanese bastards-
1400
00:58:27,573 --> 00:58:28,873
- [Mark] Chinese.
1401
00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:29,781
- [Jason] Huh?
1402
00:58:29,831 --> 00:58:31,664
- Pandas are in China.
1403
00:58:32,646 --> 00:58:33,638
- Chinese, Japanese,
1404
00:58:33,688 --> 00:58:34,471
Charlie is Charlie.
1405
00:58:34,521 --> 00:58:36,747
The point is, is that they spend all day
1406
00:58:36,789 --> 00:58:39,465
showing 'em movies of
other pandas getting busy.
1407
00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:40,775
- Panda porn.
1408
00:58:40,825 --> 00:58:41,608
- Panda porn?
1409
00:58:41,658 --> 00:58:44,327
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard of.
1410
00:58:44,377 --> 00:58:45,791
Till this.
1411
00:58:45,841 --> 00:58:47,512
- So where you gonna go?
1412
00:58:47,562 --> 00:58:49,070
- I dunno.
1413
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,589
Exile.
1414
00:58:50,639 --> 00:58:51,424
- Where's that?
1415
00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:52,307
In Mexico?
1416
00:58:53,953 --> 00:58:54,736
- What about us?
1417
00:58:54,786 --> 00:58:57,244
Are we ever gonna see each other again?
1418
00:58:57,294 --> 00:58:58,294
- Guess not.
1419
00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:00,766
- Ever?
1420
00:59:00,816 --> 00:59:02,316
- I don't see how.
1421
00:59:05,007 --> 00:59:06,677
- Well, that settles it.
1422
00:59:06,727 --> 00:59:08,560
We go, we go together.
1423
00:59:10,414 --> 00:59:11,997
- To exile. - Exile.
1424
00:59:13,055 --> 00:59:14,119
- All right, gentlemen,
1425
00:59:14,169 --> 00:59:15,880
we are officially in business.
1426
00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:18,813
(water splashing) (alligator snapping)
1427
00:59:18,863 --> 00:59:21,199
Okay, here's the play.
1428
00:59:21,249 --> 00:59:23,248
I wind it up to 120 rpms.
1429
00:59:23,298 --> 00:59:25,712
Kick it back down into second,
lock her up in the gravel.
1430
00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:28,675
She stops in a power slide
10 feet shy of the swamp.
1431
00:59:28,725 --> 00:59:30,012
We push her in from there.
1432
00:59:30,062 --> 00:59:30,977
- That's pretty fast.
1433
00:59:31,027 --> 00:59:33,494
- We gotta make it look
like an accident, right?
1434
00:59:33,544 --> 00:59:35,079
- You sure you can stop in time?
1435
00:59:35,129 --> 00:59:36,247
- It's a Fury.
1436
00:59:36,297 --> 00:59:38,681
I can stop this baby on a dime.
1437
00:59:38,731 --> 00:59:42,034
I'm thinking we should salvage some things.
1438
00:59:42,084 --> 00:59:43,953
Definitely get some cash for these rims.
1439
00:59:44,003 --> 00:59:47,259
- Sure, maybe there's a swap meet Saturday.
- This is the South, man.
1440
00:59:47,309 --> 00:59:48,714
Rims are like currency down here.
1441
00:59:48,756 --> 00:59:51,672
They pass 'em down from
generation to generation, like heirlooms.
1442
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:52,505
- Mark-
1443
00:59:52,555 --> 00:59:54,170
- We should yank the stereo too.
1444
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:56,260
It's no Sanyo box, Blaupunkt.
1445
00:59:56,310 --> 00:59:57,562
Like Mercedes.
1446
00:59:57,612 --> 00:59:58,757
German gear keeps its value.
1447
00:59:58,807 --> 00:59:59,590
- Wait a second.
1448
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,631
For this to work, the
car has to go in as-is,
1449
01:00:02,681 --> 01:00:03,745
end of discussion.
1450
01:00:03,795 --> 01:00:05,710
- Fine, I lose my car,
1451
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,402
guitar gets wet too.
1452
01:00:07,452 --> 01:00:08,414
- Leave her out of it.
1453
01:00:08,464 --> 01:00:10,408
- No way, if Fury goes, guitar goes.
1454
01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:11,822
- Why, 'cause you're a bad loser?
1455
01:00:11,872 --> 01:00:15,178
- Well now, you show me a good loser,
and I'll show you a loser, loser.
1456
01:00:15,228 --> 01:00:18,141
- It, it's only fair, we
are supposed to be dead.
1457
01:00:18,191 --> 01:00:20,716
Think of the forensics.
1458
01:00:20,766 --> 01:00:22,577
- Fine, she goes.
1459
01:00:22,627 --> 01:00:23,918
- That's it?
1460
01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:25,043
Good for you.
1461
01:00:25,093 --> 01:00:26,879
Way to stick up for yourself. (scoffs)
1462
01:00:26,929 --> 01:00:30,312
Save some for the reptiles, please.
1463
01:00:30,362 --> 01:00:33,187
- You know, I'm thinkin' I should do it.
- Do what?
1464
01:00:33,237 --> 01:00:36,121
- I'm a professional driver. I
drive for a living. Give me the keys.
1465
01:00:36,171 --> 01:00:37,523
- No way.
1466
01:00:37,573 --> 01:00:39,438
There's only one Joe who flies this bird.
1467
01:00:39,488 --> 01:00:42,321
(engine rumbling)
1468
01:00:43,404 --> 01:00:46,154
(engine revving)
1469
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:58,656
(tires screeching)
1470
01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:04,240
(car crashing)
1471
01:01:04,290 --> 01:01:05,123
- Whoa.
1472
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,113
Mark?
1473
01:01:15,903 --> 01:01:17,438
- [Billy] Where the hell is he?
1474
01:01:17,488 --> 01:01:18,271
He's gone.
1475
01:01:18,321 --> 01:01:19,514
(Mark groaning)
1476
01:01:19,564 --> 01:01:20,347
Mark?
1477
01:01:20,397 --> 01:01:22,721
(Mark groaning) - In the water!
1478
01:01:22,771 --> 01:01:25,604
(water splashing)
1479
01:01:30,893 --> 01:01:31,726
Mark!
1480
01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:37,722
- Did you see that power roll?
1481
01:01:37,772 --> 01:01:38,686
Off the hook.
1482
01:01:38,728 --> 01:01:41,413
All right, if you don't mind,
we're in Wally Gator's swimming pool.
1483
01:01:41,455 --> 01:01:42,336
You see any?
1484
01:01:42,386 --> 01:01:45,136
You gotta, you gotta look for their eyes.
1485
01:01:45,186 --> 01:01:47,439
- I don't see any.
1486
01:01:47,489 --> 01:01:50,493
- There!
He's got the chicken wings!
1487
01:01:50,535 --> 01:01:52,490
(alligator growling)
1488
01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:54,907
- [All] One, two, three.
1489
01:01:54,957 --> 01:01:57,047
(all straining)
1490
01:01:57,097 --> 01:01:59,680
(all grunting)
1491
01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:07,883
(water splashing)
1492
01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:10,683
(water gurgling)
1493
01:02:13,026 --> 01:02:15,776
(metal creaking)
1494
01:02:17,128 --> 01:02:18,033
(Mark sighs)
1495
01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:19,690
(water gurgling)
1496
01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:21,496
- Your sister's ass.
1497
01:02:21,546 --> 01:02:22,953
- What?
1498
01:02:23,003 --> 01:02:26,364
- Tell me you got those tickets
out of the glove box.
1499
01:02:26,414 --> 01:02:27,458
- Oh.
1500
01:02:27,508 --> 01:02:29,270
- There's two words.
1501
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,033
- [Mark and Billy] Labor Day party.
1502
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,600
- Sorry, guys, I didn't think.
1503
01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:34,995
- Damn right you didn't think.
- I don't get it.
1504
01:02:35,045 --> 01:02:37,286
How do you manage to screw
up so many times in one day?
1505
01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:39,633
(water gurgles)
1506
01:02:39,683 --> 01:02:41,878
- I get up early.
1507
01:02:41,928 --> 01:02:43,929
- You know what this means?
1508
01:02:43,979 --> 01:02:46,062
- Somebody's gotta go in.
1509
01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:48,596
- I'll do it.
1510
01:02:51,722 --> 01:02:54,555
(water splashing)
1511
01:02:55,673 --> 01:02:57,423
- Pretty ballsy, huh?
1512
01:03:02,285 --> 01:03:04,082
- Did you see that?
1513
01:03:04,132 --> 01:03:05,610
- Oh, no. - Hey, this is bad.
1514
01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:08,528
(water gurgling)
1515
01:03:08,578 --> 01:03:11,415
(Billy roaring)
1516
01:03:11,465 --> 01:03:12,615
(Billy laughing)
1517
01:03:12,665 --> 01:03:13,448
(Mark laughing)
1518
01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:14,889
- Wow!
1519
01:03:14,939 --> 01:03:15,772
Oh, man!
1520
01:03:19,031 --> 01:03:21,698
(upbeat music)
1521
01:03:27,565 --> 01:03:32,565
♪ Well I'm lookin' out the
window, I'm lookin' at you ♪
1522
01:03:36,748 --> 01:03:41,748
♪ Lookin' out the window,
I, I, I'm lookin' at you ♪
1523
01:03:44,928 --> 01:03:47,412
♪ Well I'm dreamin' all the sweet dreams ♪
1524
01:03:47,462 --> 01:03:50,190
♪ And the memories of the past ♪
1525
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:54,744
♪ Feel so fine honey, that's
why our love should last ♪
1526
01:03:54,794 --> 01:03:59,136
♪ Feel so good baby and
it's all because of you ♪
1527
01:03:59,186 --> 01:04:01,363
♪ I've gotta love ya ♪
1528
01:04:01,413 --> 01:04:03,550
♪ I need to love ya ♪
1529
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:07,454
♪ I want to love ya so nice ♪
1530
01:04:07,504 --> 01:04:12,504
♪ We're havin' all the time to ourselves ♪
1531
01:04:16,036 --> 01:04:21,036
♪ Yeah, we're havin'
all the fun to ourselves ♪
1532
01:04:22,926 --> 01:04:25,945
- Just a few minutes to go,
and Times Square is coming to a boil.
1533
01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:27,934
- I know what we need.
1534
01:04:27,984 --> 01:04:28,767
How about it?
1535
01:04:28,817 --> 01:04:30,572
To, uh, the afterlife.
1536
01:04:30,614 --> 01:04:31,919
The afterlife, that's good.
1537
01:04:31,961 --> 01:04:33,770
You know they say the
way you spend your New
1538
01:04:33,812 --> 01:04:35,919
Year's Eve is the way
your whole year's gonna go.
1539
01:04:35,961 --> 01:04:37,597
- Really?
Is that what they say?
1540
01:04:37,639 --> 01:04:39,526
Because I, I feel great.
1541
01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:41,189
Honest to God, I'm feeling liberated,
1542
01:04:41,239 --> 01:04:42,766
I'm feeling renewed.
1543
01:04:42,816 --> 01:04:43,996
- Like Butch and Sundance.
1544
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,791
- Butch and Sundance?
Didn't they get shot?
1545
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:49,040
- Yeah, but with their boots on.
- Come on, let's go, I'm thirsty. Today.
1546
01:04:49,090 --> 01:04:50,540
- [Jason] It's stuck.
1547
01:04:50,590 --> 01:04:51,840
- Give me this.
1548
01:04:53,376 --> 01:04:54,164
(cork popping)
1549
01:04:54,214 --> 01:04:55,346
Hey!
1550
01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:57,396
I wanna propose a toast.
1551
01:04:58,491 --> 01:05:00,573
New leaf, we got a clean slate.
1552
01:05:00,623 --> 01:05:01,932
I say we take advantage of it
1553
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,633
and start living like philosophers.
1554
01:05:03,683 --> 01:05:05,552
No more mincin' words or dancin' around.
1555
01:05:05,602 --> 01:05:10,588
- You see a thing, you name a thing.
- What the hell are you talking about?
1556
01:05:10,630 --> 01:05:11,871
(Billy laughing)
1557
01:05:11,921 --> 01:05:14,483
- Yeah, I'm gonna live
more true, more honest.
1558
01:05:14,533 --> 01:05:16,487
New me's gonna be a straight shooter.
1559
01:05:16,537 --> 01:05:19,045
- Oh, okay then, me too.
1560
01:05:19,095 --> 01:05:20,071
Straight shooter.
1561
01:05:20,121 --> 01:05:21,232
- Me too!
1562
01:05:21,282 --> 01:05:23,348
You gotta stop being a parrot, man.
1563
01:05:23,398 --> 01:05:26,176
You're always doin' that. You
can't do that. You just, you chime in,
1564
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:28,239
you just agree with everybody right away.
1565
01:05:28,289 --> 01:05:29,711
- All right, that's fair.
1566
01:05:29,761 --> 01:05:32,495
- That's what I'm talking about.
- (Mark imitates duck squawking)
1567
01:05:32,537 --> 01:05:33,571
Polly want a cracker?
1568
01:05:33,621 --> 01:05:35,690
- Okay, now remember
when you point that finger,
1569
01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:37,264
you got four pointed back at you.
1570
01:05:37,314 --> 01:05:39,214
- Take Billy here, he's
the perfect example.
1571
01:05:39,264 --> 01:05:40,441
He backs down to everybody.
1572
01:05:40,491 --> 01:05:42,873
He's got more footprints
on him than a treadmill.
1573
01:05:42,923 --> 01:05:45,558
- All right, just, just give me
some bubbles. No therapy, please.
1574
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,271
- No therapy, just the truth.
1575
01:05:47,321 --> 01:05:49,627
You tell me right now,
what is it gonna take for you
1576
01:05:49,677 --> 01:05:52,427
to finally stand up for yourself?
1577
01:05:53,327 --> 01:05:55,656
Thank you for that
insightful counsel, Dr. Freud.
1578
01:05:55,698 --> 01:05:58,956
Now what's it gonna take for
you to shut your know-it-all yap,
1579
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,864
and let me enjoy this
outstanding beverage?
1580
01:06:00,914 --> 01:06:04,043
- [Mark] Pucker up and blow me.
I knew I should have killed myself alone.
1581
01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:06,680
- Okay, guys, you know,
why don't we wind it down a little bit,
1582
01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:07,513
get some sleep.
1583
01:06:07,563 --> 01:06:09,660
We got a big game tomorrow.
1584
01:06:09,710 --> 01:06:10,819
- Hey, Billy.
1585
01:06:10,869 --> 01:06:15,104
Think that douche in the shitter
was the only one nailing your wife?
1586
01:06:19,588 --> 01:06:21,344
- Okay, Captain Honest,
1587
01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:22,751
you got something to say?
1588
01:06:22,801 --> 01:06:24,623
Finish the thought.
1589
01:06:24,673 --> 01:06:27,831
- Let's just say there were
other passengers on that flight.
1590
01:06:27,881 --> 01:06:29,180
- Fuck you, what are you saying?
1591
01:06:29,230 --> 01:06:31,338
You banged my wife?
1592
01:06:31,388 --> 01:06:32,744
- Guys, why, why don't we just-
1593
01:06:32,794 --> 01:06:34,164
- Shut up.
1594
01:06:34,214 --> 01:06:36,472
Did you bang my wife?
1595
01:06:36,522 --> 01:06:38,810
Tell me you're lying.
1596
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:41,005
- Or what, Billy?
1597
01:06:41,055 --> 01:06:42,698
Are you going to hit me?
1598
01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:47,095
- Tell me you're lying,
or tell me good-bye.
1599
01:06:47,145 --> 01:06:48,728
- This is so wrong.
1600
01:07:09,866 --> 01:07:12,296
(door thudding)
1601
01:07:12,346 --> 01:07:16,734
What the hell did you do,
all the women you could get, why the hell-
1602
01:07:16,776 --> 01:07:19,609
- Relax, I never touched his wife.
1603
01:07:29,231 --> 01:07:30,014
- Then why did you-
1604
01:07:30,064 --> 01:07:31,397
- He's pathetic.
1605
01:07:32,248 --> 01:07:34,833
I'm trying to get him
to stand up for himself.
1606
01:07:34,883 --> 01:07:36,371
I'm trying to help him.
1607
01:07:36,421 --> 01:07:37,835
- You're a mess.
1608
01:07:37,885 --> 01:07:39,853
-Help yourself.
-Oh, look, Dweezil, give me a br-
1609
01:07:39,895 --> 01:07:40,678
Yeah, I'm a clerk.
1610
01:07:40,728 --> 01:07:42,472
Sells Wite-Out and envelopes, okay.
1611
01:07:42,522 --> 01:07:43,887
I can't get a girl.
1612
01:07:43,937 --> 01:07:47,020
My mother's a bitch.
You got me, dead to rights.
1613
01:07:50,825 --> 01:07:52,162
And now that that's cleared up,
1614
01:07:52,212 --> 01:07:55,441
why don't you have a
quick look at yourself.
1615
01:07:55,491 --> 01:08:00,491
(sighs) You're the coolest
guy I ever met, hands down.
1616
01:08:02,566 --> 01:08:04,614
Could dunk a basketball flat-footed,
1617
01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:07,168
talk a girl down to her Jockeys.
1618
01:08:07,218 --> 01:08:10,468
Make anybody think his jokes are funny.
1619
01:08:11,834 --> 01:08:14,417
The man everybody wanted to be.
1620
01:08:21,543 --> 01:08:23,944
With all of that, you throw
your money away gambling.
1621
01:08:23,994 --> 01:08:26,772
You let your family
slip through your fingers.
1622
01:08:26,814 --> 01:08:30,650
And now, you run off the
two best friends you've ever had.
1623
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:35,400
I'd ask why, but then
I'm kinda past caring.
1624
01:08:42,804 --> 01:08:44,054
Happy New Year.
1625
01:08:48,314 --> 01:08:50,668
(waves crashing) (gulls squawking)
1626
01:08:50,718 --> 01:08:55,718
♪ Put the wheels on the road ♪
1627
01:08:56,249 --> 01:08:58,420
♪ The wheels on the road ♪
1628
01:08:58,470 --> 01:09:00,803
- Two sugars, no NutraSweet,
1629
01:09:01,669 --> 01:09:04,419
and that's the way it's gonna be.
1630
01:09:07,906 --> 01:09:09,189
- [Man] Hey!
1631
01:09:09,239 --> 01:09:10,489
- [Jason] Oops.
1632
01:09:11,462 --> 01:09:13,049
- You stupid, little son of a bitch.
1633
01:09:13,099 --> 01:09:15,470
- Sorry, sir.
- Now get down here, and clean this up!
1634
01:09:16,398 --> 01:09:19,825
Hey, get down here and clean this up!
1635
01:09:19,875 --> 01:09:21,762
♪ Promise I made, babe ♪
1636
01:09:21,812 --> 01:09:26,812
♪ Well, I'm gonna keep
it inside, side, inside ♪
1637
01:09:28,753 --> 01:09:33,753
♪ Put the wheels on the road ♪
1638
01:09:34,224 --> 01:09:37,572
♪ The wheels on the road ♪
1639
01:09:37,622 --> 01:09:38,872
- [Woman] Whoo!
1640
01:09:40,512 --> 01:09:42,428
- (laughing) Oh, that knee.
1641
01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:44,177
What are you doing, huh?
1642
01:09:44,227 --> 01:09:45,767
(laughing) Good catch, buddy.
1643
01:09:45,817 --> 01:09:46,600
Ready?
1644
01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:47,904
Down one, hike!
1645
01:09:47,954 --> 01:09:49,344
- Kid's got hands.
1646
01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:50,759
- And he's got heart.
1647
01:09:50,809 --> 01:09:51,833
Loves the game.
1648
01:09:51,883 --> 01:09:53,861
- Who's he rootin' for tonight?
1649
01:09:53,911 --> 01:09:55,539
- Ah, we don't have tickets.
1650
01:09:55,589 --> 01:09:58,009
He just loves to soak up the atmosphere.
1651
01:09:58,059 --> 01:10:00,744
Says he's gonna play
in this stadium someday.
1652
01:10:00,794 --> 01:10:02,391
- I hope he gets to.
1653
01:10:02,441 --> 01:10:07,441
♪ Baby, you tried ♪
1654
01:10:08,338 --> 01:10:10,502
♪ Well that promise I made ♪
1655
01:10:10,552 --> 01:10:11,727
- Yo, who's got tickets?
1656
01:10:11,769 --> 01:10:13,329
I need some tickets over here.
1657
01:10:13,379 --> 01:10:14,917
- [Man] Who's selling?
1658
01:10:14,967 --> 01:10:16,167
Who's selling? - Yo, need two!
1659
01:10:16,211 --> 01:10:17,252
- [Man] Who's selling?
1660
01:10:17,302 --> 01:10:19,456
- Who's got two? - Who's selling?
1661
01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:20,656
- Oh, my God.
1662
01:10:20,706 --> 01:10:24,175
I'll give you $500 a piece, right now.
1663
01:10:24,225 --> 01:10:26,725
$1,500, you gotta make a move.
1664
01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:32,021
- Why don't you paint that thing?
1665
01:10:32,071 --> 01:10:34,131
- It's earth tone, one of a kind.
1666
01:10:34,181 --> 01:10:36,590
Well, you better wear a
helmet, they'll write you.
1667
01:10:36,632 --> 01:10:37,751
I got a hard head.
1668
01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,301
(girl scoffs)
1669
01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:45,176
- (sighs) We can't afford these.
1670
01:10:45,226 --> 01:10:47,681
- Sure you can, they're on me.
1671
01:10:47,731 --> 01:10:50,656
Just leave me one when he comes back,
and suits up some day.
1672
01:10:53,251 --> 01:10:54,084
- Hey,
1673
01:10:55,435 --> 01:10:57,285
what's your name?
1674
01:10:57,335 --> 01:11:00,089
For the tickets someday.
1675
01:11:00,139 --> 01:11:01,690
♪ Straight to the top ♪
1676
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:03,637
♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪
1677
01:11:03,687 --> 01:11:06,971
♪ Over, under, I'll find some way ♪
1678
01:11:07,021 --> 01:11:08,750
♪ Straight to the top ♪
1679
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,468
♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪
1680
01:11:10,518 --> 01:11:12,440
♪ Everybody hold tight ♪
1681
01:11:12,490 --> 01:11:13,940
♪ Everything will be alright ♪
1682
01:11:13,990 --> 01:11:15,936
♪ Brace yourself for the ride ♪
1683
01:11:15,986 --> 01:11:16,953
- Did you see that?
1684
01:11:17,003 --> 01:11:18,350
Nothing but cork.
1685
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:19,767
Two triples and a bull.
1686
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,537
This girl is unbelievable.
1687
01:11:21,587 --> 01:11:22,754
- Talk to her.
1688
01:11:28,541 --> 01:11:30,700
- Classic Tudor with a high finish.
1689
01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:32,114
You do that beautifully.
1690
01:11:32,164 --> 01:11:35,409
- I like to think that it's Creole,
tutored by way of Lake Charles, Louisiana.
1691
01:11:35,459 --> 01:11:36,388
- Hi, I'm Jason.
1692
01:11:36,438 --> 01:11:37,271
- Janice.
1693
01:11:38,490 --> 01:11:40,985
- May I have the honor of a match?
1694
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:43,412
- I yield the lane to the challenger.
1695
01:11:43,462 --> 01:11:44,987
- Hmm.
1696
01:11:45,037 --> 01:11:46,870
I accept the courtesy.
1697
01:11:49,929 --> 01:11:54,685
Tungsten Devastators with the
spinning Hammer Head flights.
1698
01:11:54,735 --> 01:11:55,895
Sweet!
1699
01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:57,699
- They're not for everyone.
1700
01:11:57,749 --> 01:12:00,749
- I could do some damage with these.
1701
01:12:03,456 --> 01:12:04,539
Nice balance.
1702
01:12:05,478 --> 01:12:07,198
The R-182 shafts.
1703
01:12:07,248 --> 01:12:08,240
- I'm thirsty.
1704
01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:09,623
Want a cold one?
1705
01:12:11,957 --> 01:12:14,276
- You getting me a beer?
1706
01:12:14,326 --> 01:12:15,109
(crowd cheering)
1707
01:12:15,159 --> 01:12:16,909
- Right there, ma'am.
1708
01:12:20,346 --> 01:12:21,556
- Can't find your seat?
1709
01:12:21,606 --> 01:12:24,912
I'm looking for my husband, he's
supposed to be right here in these seats.
1710
01:12:24,954 --> 01:12:27,030
And now, our America...
Is his name Mark?
1711
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,890
- [Announcer] Miss Vanna White!
1712
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:32,690
(crowd cheering)
1713
01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:42,278
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
1714
01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:45,995
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
1715
01:12:50,251 --> 01:12:52,497
- The spectacular wreckage
of an ancient Plymouth Fury
1716
01:12:52,547 --> 01:12:54,948
was pulled from the swamp
on Country Road 61, near Beecham.
1717
01:12:54,998 --> 01:12:57,000
No sign of survivors.
1718
01:12:57,050 --> 01:12:58,717
- I knew those guys.
1719
01:12:59,886 --> 01:13:02,400
Best friends I ever had.
1720
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:04,866
- [Bartender] Cold ones.
- I'll take a beer.
1721
01:13:06,387 --> 01:13:07,220
Keep it.
1722
01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:09,054
- Thanks.
1723
01:13:12,723 --> 01:13:13,640
- Big cats.
1724
01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:15,873
Melville.
1725
01:13:15,923 --> 01:13:18,590
(upbeat music)
1726
01:13:35,734 --> 01:13:37,196
Hey, more guitar.
1727
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,079
Up.
1728
01:13:39,204 --> 01:13:41,287
- [Both] One, two, three!
1729
01:13:42,696 --> 01:13:44,196
- One triple away.
1730
01:13:46,146 --> 01:13:47,769
- Well struck, grasshopper.
1731
01:13:47,819 --> 01:13:49,341
- Oh, well I have spent much time
1732
01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:51,900
snatching the pebble
from the serpent's maw.
1733
01:13:51,950 --> 01:13:55,322
(both laughing)
Hey, look at that guy over there.
1734
01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,239
He's got a hearing aid
the size of a lawn mower
1735
01:13:57,281 --> 01:13:58,607
stuck to his head.
1736
01:13:58,657 --> 01:14:00,490
And he has it on high.
1737
01:14:01,491 --> 01:14:02,324
Oh, shit.
1738
01:14:05,254 --> 01:14:06,254
- You again.
1739
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:09,923
- You know what it cost
me to detail that car?
1740
01:14:09,973 --> 01:14:10,949
- It was an accident.
1741
01:14:10,999 --> 01:14:11,832
- Uh-huh.
1742
01:14:12,703 --> 01:14:13,973
It looks like we're up next.
1743
01:14:14,023 --> 01:14:15,966
- Well, uh, yeah, please go ahead,
1744
01:14:16,016 --> 01:14:17,685
because we were just messing around.
1745
01:14:17,735 --> 01:14:19,671
You can have it.
- We want a match with you.
1746
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:20,504
- We accept.
1747
01:14:20,554 --> 01:14:22,131
What do you want to play for?
1748
01:14:22,181 --> 01:14:23,733
- How about $10 cricket?
1749
01:14:23,783 --> 01:14:26,600
- Cricket? Do I look like I
want to spend time with you?
1750
01:14:26,642 --> 01:14:30,424
- All I want to do is take your money.
- First bull's-eye, 50 bucks.
1751
01:14:30,474 --> 01:14:34,040
- Okay, I'll lead off.
- I'll call you when I need you.
1752
01:14:34,082 --> 01:14:35,490
- Hey. - I got a score to settle
1753
01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:37,784
with your little comedian friend here.
1754
01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:39,107
I wanna see him shoot.
1755
01:14:39,157 --> 01:14:40,852
- Yeah, shit or get off the pot.
1756
01:14:40,902 --> 01:14:43,485
(men laughing)
1757
01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:49,039
- Bet you 100 bucks he can
hit a dime on my forehead.
1758
01:14:49,089 --> 01:14:49,975
- Are you nuts?
1759
01:14:50,017 --> 01:14:52,555
- I've seen you shoot.
It's like throwing a rock in the ocean.
1760
01:14:52,605 --> 01:14:53,755
- I'll take that bet.
1761
01:14:53,805 --> 01:14:56,722
- Oh, no, uh, we're not doing this.
1762
01:14:57,809 --> 01:14:59,077
- What's the matter, chuckles?
1763
01:14:59,127 --> 01:14:59,960
Chicken?
1764
01:15:01,989 --> 01:15:03,618
- [Man] Pedro, where's the ice?
1765
01:15:03,668 --> 01:15:04,501
- Jason,
1766
01:15:07,164 --> 01:15:08,164
I trust you.
1767
01:15:11,661 --> 01:15:12,494
- Move.
1768
01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:29,382
- No cheating.
1769
01:15:29,424 --> 01:15:32,946
- I don't need to cheat, you clowns.
1770
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,829
- Lock and fire on it.
1771
01:15:43,728 --> 01:15:46,478
(dart whooshing)
1772
01:15:49,409 --> 01:15:52,076
(serious music)
1773
01:16:10,137 --> 01:16:12,713
(Janice laughing)
1774
01:16:12,763 --> 01:16:14,715
- [Man] Good shot.
1775
01:16:14,765 --> 01:16:16,843
- Pay the man his hundy.
1776
01:16:16,893 --> 01:16:17,811
- Two out of three.
1777
01:16:17,861 --> 01:16:19,071
(men laughing)
1778
01:16:19,121 --> 01:16:20,659
- That's funny.
1779
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:22,364
You know, there's three ways
1780
01:16:22,414 --> 01:16:24,559
that I can tell a jerk off.
1781
01:16:24,609 --> 01:16:25,877
One, was O.J. guilty?
1782
01:16:25,927 --> 01:16:27,926
Two, Coke or Pepsi?
1783
01:16:27,976 --> 01:16:29,870
And I forgot the third one.
1784
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,249
(fist thudding)
1785
01:16:31,299 --> 01:16:32,961
- [Man] Bull's-eye.
1786
01:16:33,011 --> 01:16:33,794
- That went well.
1787
01:16:33,844 --> 01:16:34,741
- Leave him alone!
1788
01:16:34,783 --> 01:16:36,250
- [Man] Zip it.
1789
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,177
- Okay, come on if you're comin'.
1790
01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:40,229
- There's five of us and one of you.
1791
01:16:40,279 --> 01:16:43,862
- Two of us, and I don't like your chances.
1792
01:16:45,188 --> 01:16:46,734
- We're gonna kill you guys.
1793
01:16:46,784 --> 01:16:50,276
- Too late, we've already
been dead 11 hours.
1794
01:16:50,326 --> 01:16:52,758
Welcome back to the male
species. Nice to have you back.
1795
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,991
What are you talking about? You
think I'm doing this 'cause of you?
1796
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,662
- [Man] Fight!
1797
01:16:57,712 --> 01:16:58,495
Come on, bring it.
1798
01:16:58,545 --> 01:16:59,903
Come, on. - Yeah?
1799
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:00,858
- Billy!
1800
01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:02,254
- [Billy] Huh?
1801
01:17:02,304 --> 01:17:03,335
- Hit him!
1802
01:17:03,385 --> 01:17:04,635
Billy, hit him!
1803
01:17:06,787 --> 01:17:07,620
Go!
1804
01:17:09,121 --> 01:17:09,904
(Billy growling)
1805
01:17:09,954 --> 01:17:10,809
- Come on, lets go!
1806
01:17:10,851 --> 01:17:11,697
- [Man] Chill out!
1807
01:17:11,747 --> 01:17:12,935
- No fighting in the bar.
1808
01:17:12,977 --> 01:17:15,684
- [Man] Come on, come on.
1809
01:17:15,734 --> 01:17:16,976
- [Billy] Let go.
1810
01:17:17,026 --> 01:17:17,859
Bastards!
1811
01:17:20,777 --> 01:17:23,110
- Wow, I think it kicks ass.
1812
01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:25,732
- Headin' out tonight.
1813
01:17:25,782 --> 01:17:27,072
- As fast as you can.
1814
01:17:27,122 --> 01:17:28,344
- Don't start with me.
1815
01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,960
- Far be it for me.
1816
01:17:30,010 --> 01:17:31,117
You never stop, do you?
1817
01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:33,393
Okay, guys, come on,
guys. Enough already.
1818
01:17:34,501 --> 01:17:37,021
Come on, Billy, we got the
motel room, for one more night.
1819
01:17:37,063 --> 01:17:38,692
Let's just go out on a good note.
1820
01:17:38,742 --> 01:17:43,266
- No, I'm gonna get
rolling north, back home.
1821
01:17:43,316 --> 01:17:44,316
- All right.
1822
01:17:49,307 --> 01:17:51,434
I'm gonna go for a nightcap.
You wanna come?
1823
01:17:51,484 --> 01:17:52,598
- No, I'm done.
1824
01:17:52,648 --> 01:17:53,493
I'll go home.
1825
01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:54,793
- [Jason] Okay.
1826
01:17:56,008 --> 01:17:58,413
(engine revving)
1827
01:17:58,463 --> 01:18:01,015
- Hey, I was wondering,
1828
01:18:01,065 --> 01:18:03,232
what's it gonna take, huh?
1829
01:18:12,836 --> 01:18:14,420
♪ Walk on ♪
1830
01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:16,456
♪ Down the street ♪
1831
01:18:16,506 --> 01:18:20,678
♪ With your nose turned up
at the people that you meet ♪
1832
01:18:20,728 --> 01:18:22,440
♪ With a smile ♪
1833
01:18:22,490 --> 01:18:24,737
♪ On your face ♪
1834
01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:26,274
I'll show you what it's gonna take.
1835
01:18:26,316 --> 01:18:28,406
♪ Just like you own the
whole goddamn place ♪
1836
01:18:28,456 --> 01:18:30,583
♪ You've got a thousand alibis ♪
1837
01:18:30,633 --> 01:18:32,965
♪ A thousand reasons why ♪
1838
01:18:33,015 --> 01:18:38,015
♪ But every single one is
as transparent as the sky ♪
1839
01:18:41,461 --> 01:18:42,427
- Hey, Mark!
1840
01:18:42,477 --> 01:18:43,977
Hey, Mark, it's me!
1841
01:18:44,027 --> 01:18:46,192
Congratulations, you win.
1842
01:18:46,242 --> 01:18:50,730
You're making me do something I thought
I'd never do, raise my hand to a friend!
1843
01:18:50,780 --> 01:18:52,433
Well, come on out!
1844
01:18:52,483 --> 01:18:53,316
Dick!
1845
01:18:56,539 --> 01:18:58,142
You know not everybody has the same
1846
01:18:58,184 --> 01:19:00,343
definition about what
it takes to make a man.
1847
01:19:00,385 --> 01:19:02,564
I mean, sometimes
it takes more guts to...
1848
01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:06,614
Maybe there'd be a little
more peace in the world if...
1849
01:19:06,664 --> 01:19:07,997
But not tonight.
1850
01:19:09,067 --> 01:19:10,984
You get your know-it-all, control freak,
1851
01:19:11,034 --> 01:19:13,191
make-your-friends-Mike-Tyson
ass out here now!
1852
01:19:13,241 --> 01:19:15,510
Let's do what we gotta do!
1853
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:16,683
I am so sick and tired
1854
01:19:16,733 --> 01:19:18,650
of this macho bullshit!
1855
01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:20,756
Come on!
1856
01:19:24,484 --> 01:19:27,151
All right, we'll do it in there.
1857
01:19:29,522 --> 01:19:34,287
(Billy groans) (Billy thuds)
1858
01:19:34,337 --> 01:19:37,004
(pensive music)
1859
01:19:38,013 --> 01:19:41,513
(police radio chattering)
1860
01:19:50,971 --> 01:19:53,638
(pensive music)
1861
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:29,700
(pensive music continues)
1862
01:20:32,671 --> 01:20:33,454
- He's testing.
1863
01:20:33,504 --> 01:20:35,098
Every time you give in.
1864
01:20:35,148 --> 01:20:36,135
I know.
1865
01:20:36,185 --> 01:20:37,274
Try taking away a toy,
1866
01:20:37,324 --> 01:20:40,491
and if he doesn't stop, it's time out.
1867
01:20:41,590 --> 01:20:42,520
I know he's headstrong,
1868
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:44,570
but you have to be firm.
1869
01:20:46,288 --> 01:20:47,713
- Michael Crawford, 340.
1870
01:20:47,755 --> 01:20:50,667
Michael Crawford, 34 (indistinct)
1871
01:20:50,717 --> 01:20:52,467
- Here you go, Jason.
1872
01:20:54,752 --> 01:20:57,002
I, I forgot the NutraSweet.
1873
01:20:58,238 --> 01:20:59,840
- That's over.
1874
01:20:59,890 --> 01:21:01,816
I don't use it anymore.
1875
01:21:01,866 --> 01:21:03,783
- [Billy] Where's mine?
1876
01:21:05,445 --> 01:21:07,112
- You were sleeping.
1877
01:21:08,362 --> 01:21:10,529
Weren't sleepin', I'd say.
1878
01:21:13,699 --> 01:21:16,549
- It's like, it's like you took a bullet
1879
01:21:16,599 --> 01:21:18,432
that was meant for me.
1880
01:21:22,132 --> 01:21:23,799
I'm so sorry, Billy.
1881
01:21:25,912 --> 01:21:27,287
- How's that?
1882
01:21:27,337 --> 01:21:29,095
- Enough with the pillows.
1883
01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:29,978
Please.
1884
01:21:38,655 --> 01:21:41,084
I never touched Kate.
1885
01:21:41,134 --> 01:21:43,687
I would never do that.
1886
01:21:43,737 --> 01:21:45,487
But this is so wrong.
1887
01:21:46,456 --> 01:21:49,879
I'm in a whole 'nother
universe of wrong here.
1888
01:21:49,929 --> 01:21:54,096
And I gotta tell you, I
gotta, and you too, Jason,
1889
01:21:56,266 --> 01:21:59,663
I failed you guys so completely.
1890
01:21:59,713 --> 01:22:01,046
I failed myself.
1891
01:22:02,594 --> 01:22:04,397
I have been a total horse's ass,
1892
01:22:04,447 --> 01:22:07,364
and all you guys do is stick by me.
1893
01:22:08,386 --> 01:22:12,161
I used to think I was
so good under pressure.
1894
01:22:12,211 --> 01:22:14,243
And it turns out that I'm the one
1895
01:22:14,293 --> 01:22:16,664
who folds it every time.
1896
01:22:16,714 --> 01:22:17,881
Like a coward.
1897
01:22:21,672 --> 01:22:24,351
Never wanted anybody's help,
I mean, God forbid.
1898
01:22:26,136 --> 01:22:27,469
But I was wrong.
1899
01:22:30,004 --> 01:22:30,921
I need you.
1900
01:22:33,261 --> 01:22:34,761
I need you, Jason.
1901
01:22:35,607 --> 01:22:40,940
I need you to help me to stop blaming
everybody else for my disappointments.
1902
01:22:43,601 --> 01:22:47,110
And all I can tell you is thank you.
1903
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:50,965
Thank you for helping me
realize what's important.
1904
01:22:51,015 --> 01:22:53,587
Being one of you guys,
1905
01:22:53,637 --> 01:22:56,334
being a good husband to Sher
1906
01:22:56,384 --> 01:22:58,717
and a good father to Hayden.
1907
01:23:00,711 --> 01:23:01,878
I am so sorry.
1908
01:23:09,488 --> 01:23:10,321
- Hey.
1909
01:23:17,279 --> 01:23:19,946
(gentle music)
1910
01:23:27,302 --> 01:23:29,969
(boys laughing)
1911
01:23:36,338 --> 01:23:39,755
(gentle music continues)
1912
01:23:59,867 --> 01:24:03,284
(gentle music continues)
1913
01:24:07,836 --> 01:24:11,029
- Sherry, it's completely over.
1914
01:24:11,079 --> 01:24:13,368
I set up a payment schedule,
1915
01:24:13,418 --> 01:24:15,334
and it's done.
1916
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:17,385
You two are the center of my life.
1917
01:24:17,435 --> 01:24:19,817
Please give me a chance
1918
01:24:19,867 --> 01:24:22,635
to prove that I can change.
1919
01:24:22,685 --> 01:24:27,376
Please.
You think she'll listen to me?
1920
01:24:27,418 --> 01:24:30,001
- Yes, Daddy, I think she will.
1921
01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:31,763
- Hey,
1922
01:24:33,432 --> 01:24:35,182
get in here, you two.
1923
01:24:37,184 --> 01:24:38,101
- Let's go.
1924
01:24:53,969 --> 01:24:55,028
- Hey, Billy.
1925
01:24:55,078 --> 01:24:55,911
- Scarlet.
1926
01:24:56,849 --> 01:24:58,111
- New bike, huh?
1927
01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:00,703
- Yeah, makin' some changes.
1928
01:25:00,753 --> 01:25:03,383
Traded in 18 wheels for two.
1929
01:25:03,433 --> 01:25:04,683
- Changes, huh.
1930
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:09,278
Got some miles on it.
1931
01:25:09,328 --> 01:25:10,495
- Who doesn't?
1932
01:25:14,364 --> 01:25:15,197
Cold?
1933
01:25:20,298 --> 01:25:21,131
Take 'em.
1934
01:25:25,853 --> 01:25:26,943
- What happened here?
1935
01:25:26,993 --> 01:25:28,660
- It's a long story.
1936
01:25:34,518 --> 01:25:35,351
Get on.
1937
01:25:36,850 --> 01:25:37,641
- I've got work.
1938
01:25:37,691 --> 01:25:39,941
- Uh-uh, your shift's over.
1939
01:25:40,895 --> 01:25:42,279
- You mean it?
1940
01:25:42,329 --> 01:25:43,579
- You bet I do.
1941
01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:52,041
(engine rumbling)
1942
01:25:57,518 --> 01:26:00,268
(engine revving)
1943
01:26:01,236 --> 01:26:03,903
(upbeat music)
1944
01:26:13,895 --> 01:26:17,064
♪ Here's a story about
a man and a mountain ♪
1945
01:26:17,114 --> 01:26:20,604
♪ He climbed it because it was there ♪
1946
01:26:20,654 --> 01:26:23,597
♪ Here's the one about
the moon and a rocket ship ♪
1947
01:26:23,647 --> 01:26:27,057
♪ Set your mind to it you can go anywhere ♪
1948
01:26:27,107 --> 01:26:28,841
♪ Don't tell me no ♪
1949
01:26:28,891 --> 01:26:30,399
♪ Don't tell me no ♪
1950
01:26:30,449 --> 01:26:33,199
♪ Just stand back and watch me shine ♪
1951
01:26:33,249 --> 01:26:35,468
♪ I'm going straight to the top ♪
1952
01:26:35,518 --> 01:26:37,148
♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪
1953
01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:40,624
♪ Over, under, I'll find some way ♪
1954
01:26:40,674 --> 01:26:42,268
♪ Straight to the top ♪
1955
01:26:42,318 --> 01:26:44,016
♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪
1956
01:26:44,066 --> 01:26:46,059
♪ Everybody hold tight ♪
1957
01:26:46,109 --> 01:26:47,642
♪ Everything will be alright ♪
1958
01:26:47,692 --> 01:26:51,502
♪ Brace yourself for the ride ♪
1959
01:26:51,552 --> 01:26:53,201
♪ Ride of a lifetime ♪
1960
01:26:53,251 --> 01:26:55,158
♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Never say enough ♪
1961
01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:56,591
♪ Ride of a lifetime ♪
1962
01:26:56,641 --> 01:26:58,232
♪ Na na na na ♪
1963
01:26:58,282 --> 01:27:00,209
♪ Na na na na ♪
1964
01:27:00,259 --> 01:27:03,526
♪ Here is something
I'm so glad I was given ♪
1965
01:27:03,576 --> 01:27:05,963
♪ When you fall you got to jump back on ♪
1966
01:27:06,013 --> 01:27:06,836
♪ Jump back on ♪
1967
01:27:06,886 --> 01:27:10,208
♪ Now the fighter, I'm a
winner, I'm the mack daddy ♪
1968
01:27:10,258 --> 01:27:13,468
♪ My cups not empty it's just not so full ♪
1969
01:27:13,518 --> 01:27:15,164
♪ Don't tell me no ♪
1970
01:27:15,214 --> 01:27:16,796
♪ Don't tell me no ♪
1971
01:27:16,846 --> 01:27:19,735
♪ Just stand back and watch me shine ♪
1972
01:27:19,785 --> 01:27:21,834
♪ I'm going straight to the top ♪
1973
01:27:21,884 --> 01:27:23,449
♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪
1974
01:27:23,499 --> 01:27:26,937
♪ Over, under, I'll find some way ♪
1975
01:27:26,987 --> 01:27:28,550
♪ Straight to the top ♪
1976
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:30,423
♪ I'm never gonna stop ♪
1977
01:27:30,473 --> 01:27:32,237
♪ Everybody hold tight ♪
1978
01:27:32,287 --> 01:27:33,949
♪ Everything will be alright ♪
1979
01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:37,776
♪ Brace yourself for the ride ♪
1980
01:27:37,826 --> 01:27:39,631
♪ Ride of a lifetime ♪
1981
01:27:39,681 --> 01:27:41,133
♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Never say enough ♪
1982
01:27:41,183 --> 01:27:43,049
♪ Ride of a lifetime ♪
1983
01:27:43,099 --> 01:27:44,549
♪ Na na na na ♪
1984
01:27:44,599 --> 01:27:46,240
♪ Na na na na ♪
1985
01:27:46,290 --> 01:27:47,759
♪ Hold your hands up high ♪
1986
01:27:47,809 --> 01:27:49,441
♪ Wave your arms from side to side ♪
1987
01:27:49,491 --> 01:27:50,977
♪ Throw your fists in the air ♪
1988
01:27:51,027 --> 01:27:52,700
♪ Wave them like you just don't care ♪
1989
01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:54,360
♪ Stand up, stand up ♪
1990
01:27:54,410 --> 01:27:56,177
♪ Everybody stand up ♪
1991
01:27:56,227 --> 01:28:01,227
♪ Turn it on, turn it up,
never gonna come back down ♪
1992
01:28:03,261 --> 01:28:05,844
(bright music)
1993
01:28:18,469 --> 01:28:23,469
♪ Drive your car downtown
before the people now ♪
1994
01:28:25,049 --> 01:28:27,993
♪ Count all the money you make ♪
1995
01:28:28,043 --> 01:28:32,513
♪ And make your way back home ♪
1996
01:28:32,563 --> 01:28:37,563
♪ And out your window,
you're hearing footsteps ♪
1997
01:28:39,690 --> 01:28:44,179
♪ But ain't that just
your past creepin' in ♪
1998
01:28:44,229 --> 01:28:48,418
♪ The way it's always done ♪
1999
01:28:48,468 --> 01:28:53,405
♪ It's always done ♪
2000
01:28:53,455 --> 01:28:58,455
♪ You can't see the stars
from the inside of a bar ♪
2001
01:29:00,685 --> 01:29:03,793
♪ You say you're not lonely ♪
2002
01:29:03,843 --> 01:29:07,934
♪ But your friends all say that you are ♪
2003
01:29:07,984 --> 01:29:11,333
♪ I'd take you away from here ♪
2004
01:29:11,383 --> 01:29:15,078
♪ Where no one knows where you are ♪
2005
01:29:15,128 --> 01:29:20,128
♪ 'Cause you can't see the
stars from the inside of a bar ♪
2006
01:29:22,127 --> 01:29:27,127
♪ No, you can't see the
stars from the inside of a bar ♪
2007
01:29:33,175 --> 01:29:37,070
♪ For My Last Getaway ♪
2008
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:41,593
♪ It's gonna be so fine ♪
2009
01:29:41,643 --> 01:29:45,307
♪ Clouds are gonna part ♪
2010
01:29:45,357 --> 01:29:49,374
♪ And let the sun shine ♪
2011
01:29:49,424 --> 01:29:51,654
♪ All the leaves are gonna bloom ♪
2012
01:29:51,704 --> 01:29:53,953
♪ Smelling sweet perfume ♪
2013
01:29:54,003 --> 01:29:55,778
♪ Birds are gonna sing ♪
2014
01:29:55,828 --> 01:29:57,924
♪ Through the whole damn thing ♪
2015
01:29:57,974 --> 01:30:02,974
♪ When it finally comes the day ♪
2016
01:30:03,914 --> 01:30:07,081
♪ For my last getaway ♪
2017
01:30:44,061 --> 01:30:47,971
♪ Well, my body is straining ♪
2018
01:30:48,021 --> 01:30:52,430
♪ Oh, I can't relax ♪
2019
01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:56,155
♪ My brain is wailing ♪
2020
01:30:56,205 --> 01:31:00,194
♪ Just like a jazz man's sax ♪
2021
01:31:00,244 --> 01:31:02,174
♪ My dreams are shattered ♪
2022
01:31:02,224 --> 01:31:04,782
♪ Lord, I can't start anew ♪
2023
01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:07,415
♪ What in the ♪
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