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♪ ♪
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MALE: I'm gonna get a
big tattoo of a rusty chain,
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that goes from my leg
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- and wraps around up my neck.
- Ugh.
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You can't just
get a tattoo of a chain.
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- You've got to earn it.
- I will when I take over a ship.
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- [ALL LAUGH]
- Come on, Risik.
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We deliver fuel and supplies
to real pirates.
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We're, like, pirate adjacent.
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Right now I'm just
a plunder sorter,
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but I'm capable of way more.
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Sure you are.
Trash barrel.
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Hey, did you guys
see that Maleer got
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big pieces of metal
attached to her head?
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- No way.
- They look awesome.
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She shaved off her hair
and now she has these, like,
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gnarly bolts sticking out.
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Whoa! Maybe I'll get
some of those, too.
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How about you get
an original idea for once?
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I'm stealing.
Pirates steal.
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Uh, I think that makes you more
of an Orion plagiarist.
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[LAUGHING]
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- [ALARM BLARING]
- Huh?
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Hailing frequency's
open, Captain.
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Small vessel,
power down your engines
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and we will board you
without violence.
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FEMALE: [SCOFFS]
We have dilithium to deliver.
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- This will put us behind.
- Oh, hush, Z'oto.
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Let's have some fun for once.
They're right there.
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ORION WOMAN: Captain,
the vessel's speed is decreasing.
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CAPTAIN: See?
This'll be a quick pillage.
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- They're powering weapons!
- Raise shields.
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Power relays are failing!
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- Get them back online.
- Trying to reroute power.
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How did they access our system?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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♪ ♪
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TENDI: And...
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Done! [CHUCKLES]
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All the diseases blocked
by the transporter biofilter
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after last week's shore
leave, have been cataloged.
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Next up is...
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Nothing?
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That can't be right.
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There's always something to do.
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Well, one of the great things
about being a lieutenant JG,
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is it's actually possible
to finish your work.
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We should do something fun!
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Celebrating a lack of purpose
is illogical.
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Hey, Ma. What up?
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I have exciting news
for Lieutenant Tendi.
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You've been granted leave
to visit your family on Orion,
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effective immediately.
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Oh, wow.
My family.
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Apparently, your sister
is getting married.
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- Congratulations.
- Wait, wedding, sister, parents?
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Tendi, I-I'm sorry,
I'm freaking out...
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this is more backstory than I have
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ever been able to get out of you.
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Oh, that's okay,
Captain Freeman.
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I don't need to go. I mean,
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there's so much work to catch up on.
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[LAUGHS WEAKLY]
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Starfleet is eager to
demonstrate goodwill,
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after the recent disappearance
of an Orion ship.
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Oh, right.
If it's to help Starfleet, I...
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- I guess I could go.
- Thank you, Lieutenant.
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[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN, SHUT]
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- [SIGHS]
- Hey, you okay, D?
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Yeah, I-I just haven't
been home in so long.
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Plus, they want me
to be in the ceremony,
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which means writing a speech.
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Oh, and of course they'll want
photos of all of us
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in our belly dancer outfits.
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Hmm. It is rare for outsiders
to observe Orion rituals.
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May I accompany you
on this mission?
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The High Council would
find my report enlightening.
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What? No!
I mean, uh,
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it's going to be super
unenlightening, actually.
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Come on, dude, T'Lyn's right.
I mean,
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nobody knows anything
about your culture.
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I have put my foot
in my mouth enough
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when it comes to Orion stuff.
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We want to learn about
the real you.
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But the real me
is just gonna be doing
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a bunch of boring traditions.
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Sounds awesome.
Plus, I'm sorry, I just...
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I have to get away
from Boims and Rutherford.
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Ever since they moved in
together, they're, like,
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finishing each other's
sentences.
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Their emotional closeness
is unpleasant.
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- [SIGHS] I don't know.
- Please.
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Let me support
my number one Orion amiga.
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Okay, sure. Why not?
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Maybe it'll be good
for you guys to see
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what my homeworld
is actually like.
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Hell yeah.
Triple threat girls' trip.
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I hope we will be allowed
to view their aquifers.
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MARINER: [CHUCKLES] Ooh, okay.
T'Lyn getting rowdy.
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Ooh, love the new
bedspread, roomie.
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- Andorian linen?
- You know it, roomie.
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- So breathable.
- So breathable.
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It's like grandmama Boimler
used to say:
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"A cool duvet keeps
the raisin rats away."
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Speaking of sleep,
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is there anything I can
do to improve yours?
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I know sometimes I shift around
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when I'm engineering
in my dreams.
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Your squirming is so gentle.
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It actually lulls me
to sleep faster.
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Aw, roomie, your presence
comforts me, too.
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I'm so glad we ended up
bunking together.
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- Nothing can stop Brutherford!
- Brutherford!
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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- Ah.
- Oh...
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Whoopsie-doopsie.
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I was just gonna give
our bonsai here a little spritz.
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Uh, I was, too.
Lil Boney loves
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a little watery hug
in the morning.
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I've got an algorithm
which tells me exactly
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how many ounces Lil Boney needs
for optimal health.
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Uh, yeah, but I've got
a green thumb
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from growing up on a vineyard.
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You can't trust an algorithm
for everything, right?
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- Give me the mister.
- Nope.
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- Give it to me.
- No!
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- Give it to me! [GRUNTING]
- I said no, Mr. Rutherford!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
What?
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You grew up in a castle,
like friggin' Billups?
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Just a regular old
Orion upbringing.
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- No fancy stuff.
- Halt!
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- Hiyah!
- [GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
Get in the shuttle.
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I'll hold them off
while you guys get airborne.
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Greetings, Mistress.
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May we take your bags?
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Hi, Syraa.
Yes, please.
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Ooh, I am sorry about that.
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Uh, I think we can
skip the sedan, if that's...
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Whoop!
[WEAK CHUCKLE]
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All right, we're getting
lugged by the big boys.
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- Tendi, I'm sorry, are you loaded?
- Oh, no.
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We're barely the fifth-largest
family in the Syndicate.
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Orions downplay their
wealth, while simultaneously
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- making a spectacle of it.
- [CHUCKLES]
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I mean, you don't have to
put that in your report, do you?
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Look, I am from
a post-scarcity world,
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and this is still impressive.
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Look at that big-ass gate!
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TENDI: Oh, n... I mean,
it's not that big.
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D'Vana, my light in the dark.
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Welcome home.
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Mwah.
Mwah.
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Mariner, T'Lyn, meet my parents,
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the Warrior Queen Shona
and B'Rt.
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So, you do have
Starfleet friends.
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I would say I've heard
so much about you, but,
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well, Orions don't lie.
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- You don't?
- No, we do all the time.
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I can't stay silent any longer.
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D'Vana, D'Erika's
been kidnapped.
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Oh, what?
No way.
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Bridal kidnappings
are an Orion rite of passage.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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I'm sure the rival family will
make their demands soon enough.
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[SCOFFS] Brides are only
abducted after save-the-dates
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and before the invitations.
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This is far too late.
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Mom, you're overreacting.
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As prime daughter
it's up to you
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to rescue your sister.
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What is a prime?
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I don't know,
but it sounds cool as hell.
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I concur.
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You've turned your back
on our traditions.
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Oh, so this wasn't
an invitation.
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You just wanted me
to rescue D'Erika.
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Don't be dramatic.
Of course it's nice to see you.
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There's also a box of stuff
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we want you to get out
of the garage.
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You have to save your sister.
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Because you love her
or because this wedding's
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just an excuse
to merge our house
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with another Syndicate family?
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Obviously both.
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Ugh! Fine.
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I knew we could count on you.
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To the oil baths.
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Wow, everyone here really loves
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getting carried
around on platters.
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Who's ready for a very standard,
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borderline boring
Orion rescue mission?
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Let's do it.
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And then after, maybe we do
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those oil baths I keep hearing about.
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I've never asked you
for anything!
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I've never asked you
for anything, too.
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Aah!
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[GASPS] You misted me.
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It just went off in my hand.
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Oh, we have
the holodeck reserved.
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How about we go have some fun,
and then after,
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maybe we'll get along better.
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[GRUNTS]
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♪ ♪
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[GASPS]
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Oh, what in
the Sam Hill are you a-wearing?
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I thought I was supposed
to be Twain.
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: I
say you are incorrect, sir.
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I believe we decided
I would be Twain.
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Twin Twains?
That dog won't hunt.
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Uh, Mr. Clemens?
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- Mm-hmm. That's me.
- No, I'm Twain.
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Switch costumes,
you ignominious pretender.
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You're more stubborn
than a senate mule.
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- Grits, grits, grits!
- Tarnation!
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- Fancy pants, big-city lawyer.
- I say you are incorrect, sir.
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I fail to understand why
we must wear this attire
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when we are clearly not Orions.
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The material is inefficient.
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I know the uniform is
more comfortable, but,
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Slit Throat has
a dress code. [CHUCKLES]
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You know, got to respect
that they didn't even pretend
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to add a pun in there.
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It shows strength.
I like it.
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We're just gonna grab some info
and be on our way.
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MARINER: Sure, but how the hell
are we getting in there?
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Oh...
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- Let us in.
- Get in line. Oh...
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Oh, Mistress of the Winter
Constellations!
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Oh, I didn't realize!
Please don't flay me.
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Oh, h-he's just kidding.
I would never flay.
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I owe you an eternal debt
of gratitude.
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My grandchildren
will sing of this day.
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- [DANCE MUSIC THUMPING]
- Tendi.
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Shame on you for not
bringing me here before now.
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♪ ♪
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Are we gonna talk about how
everyone's in awe of Tendi?
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She does command
an unexpected gravitas
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for someone so excitable.
245
00:10:34,302 --> 00:10:36,260
It's on the house, Mistress.
246
00:10:36,492 --> 00:10:38,842
And that is from the Madame.
247
00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:40,365
- [GRUNTS]
- Mariner!
248
00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:42,193
[GRUNTING, GROANING]
All good.
249
00:10:42,236 --> 00:10:43,571
Ah, I love it, actually.
250
00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:44,804
All part of the ambience.
251
00:10:44,848 --> 00:10:46,197
[CHUCKLING]
252
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,329
Here for payback, D'Vana?
253
00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,220
I don't know what you're
talking about, Madame G.
254
00:10:50,244 --> 00:10:52,377
- I'm just here looking for my sister.
- Ugh.
255
00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:55,250
Bridal kidnappings are so gaudy.
256
00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:57,077
I thought the Tendis had class.
257
00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:59,340
I don't care what you think,
just what you know.
258
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,820
I've heard some whispers,
259
00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:02,605
but you'll have to earn them.
260
00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:06,375
Oh, please, can we not?
261
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,444
[SIGHS]
262
00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:16,129
[HISSING, SNARLING]
263
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,410
Oh, has Starfleet softened you?
264
00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:30,023
Ah. Yes. I love being soft.
265
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,480
Tendi, how are you so good at
the murder-bug drinking game?
266
00:11:32,504 --> 00:11:34,380
I don't know.
It's my first time.
267
00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:36,167
Guess I'm just a natural.
268
00:11:36,377 --> 00:11:37,596
[COUGHS]
269
00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:40,076
Nya'al is still in love
with D'Erika.
270
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:41,488
Everyone knows it.
271
00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:44,124
So you're saying he's to blame?
272
00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:46,344
[COUGHING]
273
00:11:50,024 --> 00:11:51,403
Bridenappings are for show.
274
00:11:51,427 --> 00:11:54,039
But if it was Nya'al,
D'Erika could really be in trouble.
275
00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:56,046
- Let's get moving.
- Ah, let's get brunch
276
00:11:56,072 --> 00:11:58,204
- while you're in town, girl.
- Oh, for sure.
277
00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,125
There is no way I'm calling her.
278
00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:08,214
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: And
you, sir, are as clever
279
00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:09,906
as an alley cat
on his tenth life.
280
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,498
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: I
am but a humble crumb
281
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,500
on the biscuit of your wit, sir.
282
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,048
[GUFFAWING]
283
00:12:15,073 --> 00:12:18,468
I say, I can't believe
two charming devils
284
00:12:18,493 --> 00:12:21,321
such as ourselves
were ever at odds,
285
00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,304
my identical friend.
286
00:12:23,329 --> 00:12:25,335
[REGULAR ACCENT]: Yeah. For some reason,
when we're both Mark Twain,
287
00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:27,121
we seem to be able
to really find common ground
288
00:12:27,145 --> 00:12:29,601
- without any lingering resentment.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
289
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,126
[CLEARS THROAT]
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]: I mean, uh,
290
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,708
to paraphrase
the old rail-splitter,
291
00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,997
a house divided in Twain
cannot stand.
292
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,414
- [GUFFAWING]
- Okeydokey.
293
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:41,765
It would be my honor
if you would mist the bonsai
294
00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:44,961
on odd stardates,
my doppleganging devil.
295
00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:47,875
And you, sir,
shall have the evens.
296
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,775
RANSOM [ON COMMS]:
Lieutenants Boimler and Rutherford,
297
00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:53,852
- report to the bridge.
- I say, we're on the way, sir.
298
00:12:53,912 --> 00:12:55,784
Computer, arch.
299
00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:59,034
[REGULAR ACCENT]: Why
are vests so complicated?
300
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,355
So, uh, Tendi,
would you like to talk
301
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:04,705
about how you totally
whupped ass back there?
302
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,272
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
303
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,501
High school friendships
always age weird, you know?
304
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,211
This next place
will be way more chill.
305
00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:13,300
Fascinating.
Orions attend secondary education.
306
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,719
Yeah. I wasn't going to
get into Starfleet Academy
307
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:17,103
because I can
tie a lot of knots.
308
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:18,917
How many knots can you tie?
309
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:20,321
Mm...
[WEAK CHUCKLE]
310
00:13:20,346 --> 00:13:22,134
Hey, I, eh... who cares?
We've all tied some knots.
311
00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:23,420
Knots are fun.
312
00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:24,663
♪ ♪
313
00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:25,927
[LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
314
00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:27,620
MARINER: Ooh, pretty nice hump dungeon.
315
00:13:27,644 --> 00:13:29,315
I think they have one of these
in New Seattle.
316
00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:31,024
These are
pretty common on Orion.
317
00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:32,578
The males appear
to be under some sort
318
00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:33,951
of chemical manipulation,
319
00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:36,040
perhaps controlled
by pheromones.
320
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,931
- Don't log that.
- Yeah, Tendi's made it clear
321
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:39,629
that Starfleet made
those pheromones up.
322
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,065
I mean, they had to
explain why a captain
323
00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:43,023
would get taken out by
some Orion showgirls.
324
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:44,460
CLUBGOER: Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
325
00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:46,704
Blast me with more 'mones.
326
00:13:46,747 --> 00:13:49,053
- [INHALING]
- Huh.
327
00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:51,075
Uh, technically,
I said that not all Orions
328
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,251
control men with pheromones.
Some of us definitely do,
329
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:54,958
- just not me.
- [MALE WHOOPS]
330
00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,675
- Nya'al!
- Oh, [BLEEP]!
331
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,844
Get back here!
332
00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,587
Nya'al's got some speed for being
333
00:14:02,611 --> 00:14:04,119
a big ol' hunk of ham steak.
334
00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:05,860
He is aesthetically pleasing.
335
00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:08,731
[CRYING]
336
00:14:08,755 --> 00:14:10,684
Mistress, I swear I know nothing.
337
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:12,076
I'm just a 'monehead.
338
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,513
I spend all day and night
hopped up on the stink.
339
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:17,958
So what's gonna spill first...
your mouth or your guts?
340
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:19,930
Uh, I heard that
in a holo-movie.
341
00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:21,566
- FEMALE: D'Vana?
- [PATRONS GASP]
342
00:14:21,608 --> 00:14:25,220
Why are you threatening one
of my most obedient boys?
343
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:29,050
Relax, have a drink,
get lascivious.
344
00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:32,183
I'm not interested in any
of the sexy nonsense, Ingreeta.
345
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,778
I'm here for D'Erika's ex.
346
00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:34,968
Pity...
347
00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:37,941
The D'Vana I know would never turn down
348
00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:39,986
- a cage shower.
- [SHORT CHUCKLE] She's kidding.
349
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,185
Tell them you're kidding.
350
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:43,064
It never mattered that
she didn't have the pheromones.
351
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,370
- She didn't need it.
- [INHALING]
352
00:14:44,394 --> 00:14:47,833
Men would simply
fall at her feet, stricken.
353
00:14:47,938 --> 00:14:49,418
You stricked people?
354
00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:51,986
Are all pheromonal Orions
naturally manipulative
355
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,683
or is it specific to this woman?
356
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,555
How dare you judge me, Vulcan?
357
00:14:56,599 --> 00:14:58,122
[GRUNTS]
[BLEEP]!
358
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,515
Oh, what are the odds?
359
00:14:59,558 --> 00:15:01,024
Are-Are you seeing this?
360
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:04,083
You can't come into
my scentuary and insult me.
361
00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:06,155
Prepare to face my thrall.
362
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:07,225
Kill her.
363
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,543
Tendi, look out for the hunks!
364
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:10,211
[GRUNTING]
365
00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:14,399
Oh, man,
another pheromone dungeon?
366
00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:16,750
Wh-What did you do to him?
367
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,360
Just a little compound
I mixed up
368
00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:20,338
to counteract the effects
of the pheromone.
369
00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:23,234
Would be a pity if I dispersed
the whole bottle in here.
370
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:25,976
Don't!
All I have is my stink.
371
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,457
Nya'al, tell her what you know.
372
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,720
I've been a mess
since D'Erika got engaged,
373
00:15:30,748 --> 00:15:33,576
but, all I did was
give myself over to the 'mones.
374
00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:37,292
Sometimes I follow her and
watch wistfully from a distance.
375
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:39,138
Last time, she was
just wandering around
376
00:15:39,162 --> 00:15:40,417
the ship graveyard.
377
00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:42,758
All right, that makes sense.
You're a good guy, Nya'al.
378
00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,125
- You should go home.
- I will.
379
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,736
Stop groveling.
380
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,956
- Lick my foot.
- Yes, ma'am.
381
00:15:49,175 --> 00:15:50,350
[MALE ROARING]
382
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,176
- Dude, your 'stache.
- [YELPS]
383
00:15:52,282 --> 00:15:53,849
[ROARS]
384
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,047
With all due respect, Coqqor,
385
00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:57,682
you have no claim
to this sector.
386
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,057
That nebula is ours to scan.
387
00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:03,969
No. Your vessel will interfere
with our data gathering.
388
00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:06,758
We can power down systems
or share the data...
389
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,629
We don't trust Starfleet data.
390
00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:11,374
- It's too nuanced and thorough.
- I'm sorry,
391
00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:13,721
but analyzing that nebula,
is my mission.
392
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,332
Are you willing to die for it?
393
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,727
If we can't resolve this
the nebula will phase shift
394
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,642
and neither of us
will get to scan it.
395
00:16:21,686 --> 00:16:23,731
Then so it shall be!
396
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,703
[SCOFFS]
Close channel.
397
00:16:26,047 --> 00:16:27,738
This is a
once-in-a-lifetime chance
398
00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:29,302
to scan an oscillating nebula.
399
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:32,392
There has to be something
we can do to find common ground
400
00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:34,625
without any lingering
resentment.
401
00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:36,048
Uh, Captain?
402
00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:38,360
Uh, there is one thing.
403
00:16:38,425 --> 00:16:39,600
What?
404
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,531
[CHUFFING]
405
00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:44,143
Why am I wearing
this itchy hair hat?
406
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:45,671
Is this it?
407
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:47,581
No.
You have to talk to each other.
408
00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,626
[CLEARS THROAT]
Thank you, Captain,
409
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:52,151
for agreeing to do... this.
410
00:16:52,194 --> 00:16:54,196
No, you have to do the accent.
411
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,370
[GROANS]
412
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,460
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]:
I say, uh, uh, uh, uh,
413
00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:59,593
my-my good creature,
414
00:16:59,636 --> 00:17:03,625
uh, the moral arc
of history is a m...
415
00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:05,793
Oh, what the hell am I
supposed to say, Lieutenant?
416
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,651
Homespun aphorisms
about compromise.
417
00:17:07,688 --> 00:17:10,000
[ROARS]
418
00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:12,771
Okay, uh, maybe you try that
in a Southern accent.
419
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,552
[EXCLAIMS]
I am from South Chalnoth.
420
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,419
That was a Southern accent.
421
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,500
[ROARS]
422
00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,409
Whoa!
423
00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:21,789
[GRUNTING]
424
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,225
[GLASS BREAKING]
425
00:17:23,269 --> 00:17:24,692
[REGULAR ACCENT]: What
the hell made you two think
426
00:17:24,716 --> 00:17:26,395
- this would work?
- We-we were arguing a lot
427
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:27,553
and we both dressed
like Mark Twain.
428
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:28,903
Something about us
talking old-timey
429
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,404
helped us figure out
who should water our bonsai.
430
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,280
What is bonsai?
431
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,929
Oh, oh, watch out.
432
00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:42,411
There's a loose panel
over there.
433
00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,812
Curious. You seem familiar
with this location,
434
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,083
yet it appears to be abandoned.
435
00:17:47,622 --> 00:17:50,234
D'Erika and I used to sneak
away here when we were little.
436
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,238
There!
437
00:17:52,262 --> 00:17:54,167
That was one of our favorites.
438
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:58,826
I loved pretending I was
off-planet, exploring space.
439
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,044
Doing anything other
than pirating.
440
00:18:05,802 --> 00:18:08,327
Guys, I have to come clean
about something.
441
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,533
I wasn't just a regular
Orion teenager.
442
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,384
I was trained to be
a Syndicate assassin.
443
00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:14,519
MARINER: Tendi, yeah, we know, girl.
444
00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:15,954
You can't just say you're joking around
445
00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,678
when you kick-flip
a knife out of the air.
446
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:19,760
Your upbringing
was quite obvious.
447
00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:22,802
I just hate that you guys
had to see the real me.
448
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,605
Tends, the real you
449
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:27,130
is the one who geeks out
about science on the Cerritos.
450
00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:29,286
But I'm a prime, you know?
A...
451
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:30,423
A trained assassin.
452
00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:32,947
It's-it's the most piratey
someone can be.
453
00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:35,210
Incorrect.
You are who you choose to be.
454
00:18:35,254 --> 00:18:38,344
A Starfleet lieutenant
and a loyal friend.
455
00:18:38,387 --> 00:18:40,465
Don't worry, we know
you're a big nerd
456
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,458
and not some hot assassin.
457
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,720
[SIGHS]
That is the nicest thing
458
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:47,444
anyone's ever said to me.
459
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,985
It's so weird to be here.
460
00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:52,861
This is where I told my sister
that I was joining Starfleet.
461
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:56,254
More like where you decided
to abandon your family.
462
00:18:57,108 --> 00:18:58,805
TENDI: D'Erika?!
463
00:19:02,615 --> 00:19:04,780
Hey, we did it.
Case closed.
464
00:19:04,804 --> 00:19:06,304
You kidnapped yourself.
465
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:09,217
Wow, did Starfleet teach you
those amazing detective skills?
466
00:19:09,244 --> 00:19:11,211
Was this just to get me
to show up for the wedding?
467
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,410
I would have just come.
468
00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:13,487
Classic D'Vana...
469
00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:15,340
Always assuming it's about you.
470
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,209
[GRUNTING]
471
00:19:18,297 --> 00:19:21,300
Ha, ha. Nope.
I'm gonna stand way over here.
472
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:24,178
Fascinating, Orions primarily
resolve disputes through violence.
473
00:19:24,202 --> 00:19:25,802
No, no, that is not true.
[WEAK CHUCKLE]
474
00:19:25,826 --> 00:19:28,611
D'Erika, please,
can we just talk about this?
475
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,792
I'll let my blade
do the talking.
476
00:19:31,345 --> 00:19:33,536
[GRUNTS]
Oh, come on!
477
00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:35,638
- D'Erika, don't stab my friends.
- [CHUCKLES]
478
00:19:35,662 --> 00:19:37,359
What are you gonna
do about it?
479
00:19:37,403 --> 00:19:40,509
Teach you how to respect
your prime.
480
00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:42,224
[GRUNTS]
481
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,321
Yes, yes.
482
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:46,194
Beautiful.
483
00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:48,177
We love it, too.
Super hard to raise.
484
00:19:48,202 --> 00:19:49,521
Yeah, he's basically
a son to us.
485
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:51,004
Every day we have to make sure
486
00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:52,677
he gets just the right
amount of...
487
00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:54,269
[POT SHATTERS]
488
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,296
Now I'm thirsty for mist.
489
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,627
[GLUGGING]
490
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,280
I'm sated.
491
00:19:59,304 --> 00:20:00,817
You may inspect the nebula.
492
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,997
But pray I don't change my mind.
493
00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:07,318
Yes, yes, you are
very intimidating.
494
00:20:07,388 --> 00:20:09,520
- Thank you.
- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
495
00:20:11,089 --> 00:20:12,742
- Lil Boney.
- Lil Boney.
496
00:20:12,786 --> 00:20:15,310
[GRUNTING] I don't get it.
497
00:20:15,354 --> 00:20:17,225
Why do this?
Why kidnap yourself?
498
00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:18,966
Because I knew
it was the only way
499
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,228
to get you to come home.
500
00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:21,926
- [GRUNTS]
- You didn't invite me.
501
00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:23,723
Oh, would you have even come?
[GRUNTING]
502
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:25,253
You haven't been home once
since you left.
503
00:20:25,277 --> 00:20:28,125
Yeah, I've kind of been busy.
Hiyah!
504
00:20:28,169 --> 00:20:30,325
[GRUNTING]
505
00:20:30,369 --> 00:20:31,855
With what...
Scanning?
506
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,981
Why is Starfleet
so obsessed with scanning?
507
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,433
To learn stuff!
508
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,507
- You abandoned me for science.
- [GRUNTING]
509
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:40,375
Don't.
510
00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:44,769
You were trained from birth
511
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:46,433
to be the Tip of the Moonlit Blade,
512
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,387
the greatest duty
of the Mistress
513
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,737
of the Winter Constellations.
514
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,750
I didn't ask for that.
515
00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:54,871
Neither did I.
516
00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:57,657
[GRUNTS]
517
00:20:57,872 --> 00:20:59,935
You forced this on me
without asking.
518
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,099
Running to Starfleet
was your choice,
519
00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:04,292
but it meant all your duties
fell on me.
520
00:21:04,669 --> 00:21:06,641
I had to train,
I had to be the Mistress.
521
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,392
I had to drop my whole life
to become the new prime.
522
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:10,590
You're right.
523
00:21:10,615 --> 00:21:12,590
I should have talked
to you before I left
524
00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:15,292
instead of just assuming
you'd want to take my place.
525
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:16,876
I'm sorry.
526
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,609
[GRUNTS]
527
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:24,031
Of course I wanted
to take your place.
528
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,641
But I'm no D'Vana Tendi.
529
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,315
Once I'm married,
people are going to see
530
00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:28,917
that I'm a pale comparison.
531
00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:30,247
Are you kidding me?
532
00:21:30,327 --> 00:21:32,255
The only reason
I felt comfortable leaving
533
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:34,708
was because I knew you would
be better at it than me.
534
00:21:34,868 --> 00:21:36,423
You just kicked my butt.
535
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,200
You're an amazing prime.
536
00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:41,005
[SIGHS] I guess I did
kick it a little bit.
537
00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:42,571
A lot a bit.
538
00:21:42,825 --> 00:21:45,009
D'Erika, I always loved science.
539
00:21:45,185 --> 00:21:46,758
That was my path.
540
00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:48,250
This is yours.
541
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,614
Yeah, lady, if you're worried
about not being a badass,
542
00:21:50,638 --> 00:21:52,016
I have some good news for you.
543
00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:54,642
I, too, was alarmed
by your combat abilities.
544
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,191
You really think I can do this?
545
00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:58,677
You absolutely belong
on the Crime Throne.
546
00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:00,780
That means a lot. [GASPS]
547
00:22:00,804 --> 00:22:02,486
- What time is it?
- The bridal procession
548
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,134
is scheduled to begin
in under two hours.
549
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:06,004
We are never going
to make it back in time.
550
00:22:06,028 --> 00:22:07,879
[GRUNTS]
I might not be a pirate,
551
00:22:07,904 --> 00:22:10,505
but I've rerouted my fair share
of EPS conduits.
552
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,688
Who wants to hotwire
a stolen ship?
553
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,396
- I do not.
- Oh, stop, stop, stop.
554
00:22:14,421 --> 00:22:15,700
We're in.
555
00:22:24,029 --> 00:22:25,113
D'ERIKA: See?
556
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:27,703
Sometimes being an
Orion pirate isn't so bad.
557
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,240
Yeah, it does come in handy.
558
00:22:30,481 --> 00:22:32,254
I know you're turning
in your observations
559
00:22:32,278 --> 00:22:33,441
to the High Council, but,
560
00:22:33,465 --> 00:22:35,929
maybe could you leave
off some of the stabbings?
561
00:22:36,402 --> 00:22:39,841
Curious. My report appears
to have been damaged.
562
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,522
Orion culture will have
to remain undocumented.
563
00:22:43,632 --> 00:22:44,807
But why?
564
00:22:44,851 --> 00:22:48,103
A report without the subject's
consent would be unethical.
565
00:22:48,128 --> 00:22:49,939
- [ALARM BLARING]
- Oh, no!
566
00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:51,963
I think the plasma
manifold just ruptured.
567
00:22:52,118 --> 00:22:53,989
D'ERIKA: We're losing altitude.
568
00:22:54,961 --> 00:22:58,083
The goddess
chooses our fates now!
569
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,685
[GATES OPEN]
570
00:23:02,713 --> 00:23:04,640
Mom, Dad, found her!
571
00:23:04,665 --> 00:23:06,667
Sorry, sorry,
had to steal a ship.
572
00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:09,912
Oh, my special girls.
[SNIFFLES]
573
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,965
Accomplices.
574
00:23:16,994 --> 00:23:20,346
Ah, he looks radiant.
575
00:23:22,845 --> 00:23:25,674
♪ ♪
576
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,833
That's when I got
stabbed in the shoulder
577
00:23:27,857 --> 00:23:29,480
during the daddy-daughter
dagger dance.
578
00:23:29,504 --> 00:23:31,738
This is when we encountered
a priest with an eight-pack.
579
00:23:31,762 --> 00:23:32,785
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
580
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,036
And, uh, this is when D'Erika
581
00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:36,250
swung her husband
across the threshold.
582
00:23:36,294 --> 00:23:39,079
Yeah, well, our bonsai
got gobbled up by a Chalnoth.
583
00:23:39,123 --> 00:23:41,037
Yeah, yeah,
a-and the captain forbid us
584
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,841
from playing Mark Twain
on the holodeck.
585
00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:44,417
Are you guys jealous?
Ugh.
586
00:23:44,442 --> 00:23:45,958
It was just a wedding.
587
00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:48,338
Why would we ever want to go
to an awesome pirate wedding
588
00:23:48,362 --> 00:23:50,419
on a planet
nobody ever gets to see?!
589
00:23:50,443 --> 00:23:51,755
Aw, sorry you can't release
590
00:23:51,779 --> 00:23:53,533
some of this anger
with Mr. Clemens.
591
00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:54,918
Shockingly, it's not
592
00:23:54,943 --> 00:23:57,071
the universal problem
solver we thought it was.
593
00:23:57,095 --> 00:23:58,434
Yeah, but we've
got it covered.
594
00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,137
Ooh, like, today
we were arguing about whether
595
00:24:00,161 --> 00:24:01,837
to hang an oil painting
of the Enterprise-D
596
00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:03,528
or watercolor of
the Enterprise-D.
597
00:24:03,553 --> 00:24:04,944
Well, you guys just
talked about your feelings
598
00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:06,277
with honesty, right?
599
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,971
Yeah, I guess
we could try that.
600
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,798
[UPPER-CLASS ACCENT]: Shall we
go with an acrylic of the D, Mozart?
601
00:24:11,822 --> 00:24:15,100
[UPPER-CLASS ACCENT]: An exceptional
compromise, Mozart.
602
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,479
Then let us tickle the ivories.
603
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,482
- [BOTH PLAYING]
- [GUFFAWS]
604
00:24:24,189 --> 00:24:25,251
RUTHERFORD [REGULAR ACCENT]:
Dang...
605
00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:27,000
This thing is really hard to play.
606
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:31,166
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