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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:05,214 (grand orchestral music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 CB Network 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 _ 4 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:58,433 ♪ Nobody ever, ever could tell her ♪ 5 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,770 ♪ What it's like to fall in love ♪ 6 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,524 ♪ Tired of searchin', she wants to be perfect ♪ 7 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:09,111 ♪ Nothin's ever good enough ♪ 8 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:12,656 ♪ Well, I watch, I wait ♪ 9 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:16,243 ♪ Catch her eye and look away ♪ 10 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:20,038 ♪ Nobody ever, ever could tell her ♪ 11 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,665 ♪ But I tried ♪ 12 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,334 ♪ She keeps me hangin' on the line ♪ 13 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,794 ♪ Waitin' on a sign ♪ 14 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:29,673 ♪ Every single night's the same ♪ 15 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,675 ♪ Hangin' by the phone ♪ 16 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,302 ♪ Waitin' all alone ♪ 17 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:35,971 ♪ Everybody knows her name ♪ 18 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,223 (cheering) 19 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,601 - [Jenny] I love you! I love you!! 20 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,186 I love him! 21 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,355 - [Ryan] Jenny, slow down. You're gonna have an aneurysm. 22 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:50,944 ♪ What's a girl to do ♪ 23 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:55,782 ♪ In a perfect world, I'd be perfect, too ♪ 24 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,951 - Oh, my god! You're the best friend ever. 25 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,911 This is the birthday of my life! 26 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:03,332 - Yeah, well, anything for a friend. 27 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,541 - Hi, guys. 28 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,585 - Eww! Make it go away. 29 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,378 - Figures you two would be in the cheap seats. 30 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,131 - Ryan, these seats are amazing. 31 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,593 - Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can sweat all over me. 32 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,761 Peace out, ladies. 33 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,721 ♪ Every single night ♪ 34 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,514 ♪ It's the same ♪ 35 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:26,313 (cheering) 36 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,240 ♪ She's a perfect girl ♪ 37 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,287 - [Jenny] Jason! Whoo! 38 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,293 - Is it just me, or is it hot in here? 39 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,504 - Don't do it. Don't you do it! 40 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,801 You did it. 41 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,177 Yeah!! 42 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,479 (slow piano intro) 43 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,148 Oh, my God! This is my favorite song! 44 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,525 I love you! 45 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,156 - [Alexis] Jason! Jason! 46 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,703 ♪ You say ♪ 47 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:29,543 ♪ You like to sleep alone and I say ♪ 48 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,546 ♪ I miss the way you breathe ♪ 49 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,881 ♪ You say ♪ I'm going in! 50 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,550 - Yeah! - Jenny! 51 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,843 A little to the left. 52 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:38,802 - Jason! 53 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,637 - Hey, watch it, watch it, dude! 54 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:44,391 ♪ ...I can't leave behind ♪ 55 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,851 ♪ Do you feel somethin' ♪ 56 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,395 - Move it, jerk! Hurry up! 57 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,188 - Faster! 58 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,815 ♪ Pulling you back in? ♪ 59 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:55,193 ♪ Do you see somethin' ♪ 60 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,446 ♪ You wanna see again? ♪ 61 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,115 ♪ I can be the one ♪ 62 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:04,578 ♪ I can make it up to you ♪ 63 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,745 ♪ Take me back ♪ 64 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:12,210 ♪ I'm the lonely boy who ♪ 65 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,670 ♪ Loves you ♪ 66 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,172 - Don't even think about it. 67 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,882 (Jenny screams) 68 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,134 ♪ Come on now ♪ 69 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:25,015 ♪ Come on, do you feel something ♪ 70 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,892 ♪ Pulling you back in? ♪ 71 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,353 ♪ Do you see something ♪ 72 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,481 ♪ You wanna see again? ♪ 73 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,484 ♪ I can be the one ♪ 74 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:39,988 ♪ I can make it up to you ♪ 75 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,198 ♪ Take me back ♪ 76 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,910 ♪ I'm the lonely boy who loves you ♪ 77 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,579 [Alexis] Jason, I love you! 78 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,164 (audience cheering) - Thank you, Boston. 79 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,920 - [radio DJ] Good morning, Beantown. 80 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,671 Jason Masters kicked off his world tour 81 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:57,797 to a sellout crowd last night. 82 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,424 One lucky fan made it onstage, 83 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,926 and got her own personal souvenir-- 84 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,802 the shirt off his back. 85 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,888 - [Jenny] Mom, you won't believe this. 86 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,598 I was picked up by the crowd, 87 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,934 and I was passed hand-over-hand to Jason, 88 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,936 and just as I was about to reach him, 89 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:11,978 who do I get knocked down by? 90 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,522 - Alexis? 91 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,732 - Story of my life. 92 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,611 Mom, do you realize that I wasted all of high school 93 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,697 just waiting for somebody to sweep me off my feet? 94 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,324 And now time's run out. 95 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,410 All I've got to show for it is a boring diploma. 96 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,747 - Sometimes love just sneaks up on you. 97 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,416 - Four years in high school with no boyfriend. That's sad. 98 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,211 - What about Ryan? - He's my best friend. 99 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,505 That'd be like kissing my little brother. 100 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:42,551 I need a man-- someone tough and rugged and smoldering. 101 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,637 - Just be careful what you wish for, honey. 102 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,347 You might just get it. 103 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,724 (moans) 104 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:53,144 You and Ryan are gonna have an amazing time. 105 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,939 Working all summer in a Caribbean resort. 106 00:05:55,939 --> 00:06:00,527 - The temperature in Indonesia is 95. 107 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,363 Why don't you take mom on a real vacation, 108 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,865 like, maybe, a country with indoor plumbing? 109 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,159 We get to be in nature's belly. 110 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,037 No cars, no phones, no worldwide web. 111 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,539 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 112 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,666 - Yeah... and nude beaches. 113 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,460 (both growl) 114 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,796 - I'll never get that image out of my head. 115 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,798 - Don't even try, sweetheart. 116 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:25,218 Oh! Oh, I've cut myself. Oh, that's bad. 117 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,344 - Here, dad. 118 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,221 - I'm feelin' weak; I might pass out. 119 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,390 If I don't make it, remember I love you both. 120 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,768 I want you to donate my organs to the people who... 121 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,604 Oh, that's much better. 122 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,397 That's good, 'cause I couldn't decide for a minute 123 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,774 who I wanted to donate my organs to. 124 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,818 I probably should keep 'em. 125 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,737 Well, you are gonna make one hell of a doctor. 126 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,113 - You haven't seen the bill yet. 127 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,490 - I'm gonna miss you, baby. 128 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,453 Have we got the coolest daughter or what? 129 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,787 - Word, darling. 130 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,707 - Mm, you guys are so weird. 131 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,417 (knocking on glass) - Hello! 132 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,043 - Ryan! 133 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,044 - Hey! 134 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,048 - You ready? - I was born ready. 135 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,799 - Oh, you're gonna miss my home cooking 136 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,092 in St. Lucia this summer. 137 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,011 - [Jenny] I really doubt it. 138 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,430 - Sir I, uh... 139 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,391 I hope you're gonna be okay with the situation 140 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,768 in St. Lucia this summer. 141 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,186 - Situation? 142 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,397 - The, um, the living situation... with Jenny and me. 143 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,275 - Oh, you mean, the two of you bein' roomies. 144 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,110 Come on, Ryan, you're the last guy in the world 145 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,445 I'm worried about. 146 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,905 The dead last guy. 147 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,783 I'd be more worried about that rat-faced kid Lenny... 148 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:34,079 The guy with the lazy eye and the boils on his chin. 149 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,288 But I'll be serious with you. 150 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,792 I am down with it. It is tight, man. 151 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,126 Totally cool. 152 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,920 You have a kick-ass time. 153 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,922 Now give me five. 154 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,508 And up high. Motown bounce. 155 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,677 Slip and slide, back side. 156 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,720 Keep on truckin', my man. 157 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,312 (upbeat music) 158 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,583 - Welcome to Sun Village Beach Resort. 159 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,502 - Thank you. 160 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,211 - Oh! 161 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,796 - Not bad. - Hey. 162 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,383 Wow! 163 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,427 - [Jenny] Pretty rad, huh? 164 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,220 This is so cool. 165 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,430 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 166 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,015 - What are you doing here? 167 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,934 - What are you doing here? 168 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,978 - I didn't know the hotel took food stamps. 169 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,272 - We're here on the school summer job program. 170 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,524 - You found out this was Jason's favorite resort, didn't you? 171 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,608 - Who doesn't know? 172 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,528 - If he shows up, stay outta my way. 173 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,529 He's mine. 174 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,406 - Up your meds, Alexis. 175 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,660 - Whatever. Just stay outta my way. 176 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,415 You been pumping up, Ryan? 177 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,043 I like it. 178 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,211 - Thanks. 179 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,047 My dad bought a Bowflex. 180 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,134 What? 181 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,595 - This will be your home for the next three months. 182 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,805 This is the finest resort in the Caribbean. 183 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,974 Now, I expect you to protect the image 184 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,559 Of the Sun Village Beach Resort 185 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,896 at Cofresi beach with your lives if necessary. 186 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:23,938 (chuckles) 187 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:24,939 Did I make a joke? 188 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,232 - Eh... - You laugh. 189 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,859 I didn't make a joke. 190 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,153 - No, I just remembered a joke. 191 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,572 - That I told him on the plane. 192 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,575 Two priests and a rabbi... in a boat. 193 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,285 - There'll be no drinking and no drugs. 194 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,912 There'll be no canoodling with guests, 195 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,747 and no hanky-panky. 196 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,793 This is the wall of Jericho. 197 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,002 - Oh, well, we're not together. 198 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,796 - Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky here. 199 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,130 - I want no trouble. 200 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,382 ¿Comprende? 201 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,675 - [both] Comprende. 202 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,511 - Your assignments are on the board. 203 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,137 You will work as a lifeguard. 204 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,681 And you will work as a floater. 205 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,849 - A floater? 206 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,975 You'll float from one task to the next. 207 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,727 You will fill in where needed. 208 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,230 These are your employee handbooks. 209 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,650 I expect you to study it, know it, live it. 210 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,821 ¿Comprende? 211 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,572 - Yes, Mr. Hernandez. 212 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,700 I mean, comprende. 213 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,345 - [Ryan] Here's your mama-wanna, ma'am. 214 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,596 - Thanks. 215 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,015 - Hey, Ryan, I'm diggin' this older woman thing. 216 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,976 See, some guys wouldn't even roll like that. 217 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,478 My deal is if she slides a Rolex my way, 218 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,437 I'll be the baby. 219 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,772 I'll be the biggest baby you know. 220 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,109 'cause I don't care, man. Oh-la, oh-la! 221 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,027 Man, check the honey with the money. 222 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,654 Hey, that girl's gonna be in the hot tub 223 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,905 within two to three. 224 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,366 Watch and learn, holmes, watch and learn. Ha ha! 225 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,369 - [boy] Pass me the ball. I got it. 226 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,662 - [Chase] Hey. Hey, girl, you fine. 227 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,788 - [woman] Thank you. 228 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,373 - I'm the bikini inspector around here. 229 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,293 Gotta check if you up to code, you understand? 230 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,586 I ain't mad at ya. 231 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,422 That's a'ight 'cause you're still fine. Still fine. 232 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,715 - Smooth, Chase. 233 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,757 - Hey, man, you can't fault a brother for tryin'. 234 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:15,842 That's all I'm sayin'. 235 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,051 - [boy] Help! 236 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,511 Help! 237 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,348 Help! 238 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,101 - I'll go call in the code. 239 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,644 - Mm. Do that. 240 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,199 - Hey, baby! Did I rock your world? 241 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,040 (Jenny spits) 242 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:47,999 - Never mind. 243 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,001 - Mommy! - Yeah, you better run! 244 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,711 - Jenny, a reminder. 245 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,339 Hotel policy strictly prohibits the killing of guests. 246 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,632 - I didn't get the memo. 247 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,467 The little deviant conned me good. 248 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,218 - Ooh, the pudge who cried wolf. 249 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,137 - Right. And I got drooled on, too. 250 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,557 Ew! And my mouth tastes like Cap'n Crunch. 251 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,643 - You don't have much impulse control, do you? 252 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,187 - What's that? - Thought so. 253 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,397 So what are you doin' tonight? 254 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,523 - Gargling clorox. 255 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,733 - [boy] I kissed a hottie! 256 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,526 - Then killing myself. 257 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,737 - Okay. But before that? 258 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,656 - I don't know. Why? You wanna hang out? 259 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,867 - Um, well, yeah. I mean, if you want to. 260 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,995 - Ryan, please assert yourself. 261 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,748 - Okay, well, if you want to, and only if you want to, 262 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,333 we could do something. 263 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,210 But only if you want to, because I want what you want. 264 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,171 - All right, well, it's a start. - [boy] Yo, yo, yo. 265 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,507 Cannonball! Oh... ah! 266 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,509 - Hey, hey, can I get some help over here? 267 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,760 - Coming. 268 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,595 Let me see him. Okay. 269 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,475 You'll live... unfortunately. 270 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,018 (groaning) 271 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,729 And that's what you get for kissing hotties. 272 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,985 - Dawg, you been holdin' out on me. Who is that? 273 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,778 - Jenny Taylor. She's too young for you. 274 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,696 - Wait, wait, wait! 275 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,283 (singing in Spanish) 276 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,795 (singing continues) 277 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,513 - It's not fair. 278 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,806 - What? 279 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,474 - Look at them. 280 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:33,730 Closest thing I've had to a date is a fat kid with breasts. 281 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,731 - Guys ask you out. 282 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,441 - Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan. 283 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,860 You want the right guy to ask you out. 284 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,904 I'm okay, right? Nothing's wrong with me? 285 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,906 - You're perfect. - Thanks. 286 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,951 Well, you're the only one who seems to think so. 287 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,787 - Jenny? - Yeah. 288 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,581 What? Is there something on my face? 289 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,042 - No, no. It's just, um... 290 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,605 - [Jenny] Put me... put me down. 291 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,488 Weird. 292 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871 Yeah, I could get used to this. 293 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,540 - Water looks so great. You wanna race? 294 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,875 - Let's do it! 295 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,376 Whoo! - Oh, come on. 296 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,420 Is that all you got? - Hey! 297 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,298 ♪ This may never start ♪ 298 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:46,260 ♪ We could fall apart ♪ 299 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,639 ♪ And I'd be your memory ♪ 300 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,935 ♪ Lost your sense of fear ♪ 301 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,854 ♪ Feelings insincere ♪ 302 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,901 ♪ Can I be your memory? ♪ 303 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:08,908 ♪ So get back, back, back to where we last... ♪ 304 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,327 - Hey, check out that swimsuit. 305 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,663 (laughing) 306 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,083 - Who is the grossest person we know? 307 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,960 - Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter. 308 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,212 - Ew! I remember Chester Arbiter. 309 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,755 Third grade? - Yeah. 310 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,049 - He used to stick his finger up his nose and wiggle his eye. 311 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,677 - Yeah. - Yeah, we got a winner. 312 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,929 - You had a crush on him. - With the eye wiggler? 313 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,973 - Oh, absolutely. - Uh-huh. You bet! 314 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:32,932 - No! 315 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,358 - I have to go. 316 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,527 - Where? - Shopping. 317 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,778 - Want me to come? I thought maybe-- 318 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,946 - For bras. 319 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,044 - [Milo] ...explicitly states room-temperature Evian, 320 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:06,048 no crab legs and red sour skittles only. 321 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,633 - We're not doing that kind of press anymore. 322 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,636 Get Clay Aiken for the cover. That hillbilly will do anything. 323 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,804 - [Milo] Just throw out the green ones. 324 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,723 - They make him nervous. - Excuse me. 325 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,601 Welcome back to the Sun Village Beach Resort 326 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,977 at Cofresi beach, Mr. Masters. 327 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,771 You... look amazing, as always. 328 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:21,981 You are our favorite guest. 329 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,566 I believe this is your 15th visit-- 330 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,693 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard it all before. 331 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,195 "We hope your stay will be a restful one," 332 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,279 and all that crap. 333 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,365 Save it for someone who cares, love. 334 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,242 Presidential suite. 335 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,625 - Hello, Jenny. 336 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,918 (mockingly sweet voice) - Hello. 337 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,128 - The great thing about being head lifeguard 338 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,755 is I can see the future. 339 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,089 - Really? What's in mine? 340 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,925 - You're taking my shift tomorrow morning. 341 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,885 - What?! When do you work? 342 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,011 - When I want to. 343 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,013 - Alexis! (blows whistle) 344 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,558 - That's immediate supervisor Alexis. T.T.F.N. 345 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,813 - How's the new boss? 346 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,733 - Cruella? What's the penalty for second-degree murder? 347 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,485 - Now that you've told me, it's first degree. 348 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,654 - Oh, right. So what's up? 349 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,155 - Promise you won't make a scene. 350 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,615 - Please. 351 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,785 - As we speak, Jason Masters is checking in. 352 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,286 - Jason's here? He's here?! 353 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,287 - Yeah, he's here on a layover. 354 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,748 - Oh, my God! He's here right now! 355 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,375 Jason Masters is here! 356 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,584 Don't tell Alexis. 357 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,755 - [Milo] Two days of R&R here, 358 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,215 and I'll schedule your teeth whitening 359 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,508 for after lunch, okay, love? 360 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,426 - Milo, I need him for five minutes. - No. 361 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,970 - Okay, don't do this to me. - You can't have him. 362 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,429 - I am cramping, I am cranky. 363 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,557 - Please hold. People magazine. 364 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,766 Houston astrodome. 365 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,309 - [both] What? 366 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,564 - Todd, I've missed you. - No, I said red skittles. 367 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,650 - [Belinda] Because Jason is needy, that's why. 368 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,380 - [Jenny] Whoa! 369 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,341 - Whoa! Hey. 370 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,677 Are you okay? - I'm fine. 371 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,761 Oh, my God. 372 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,096 - You sure? 373 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,724 - Never better. - What's your name? 374 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:20,933 - Jenny. 375 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,102 - My first crush was named Jenny. 376 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,271 - [Hernandez] Juan Carlos, Juan Marcos, 377 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,815 Pepe, front! 378 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,109 I'll show you to your villa. 379 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,193 - Be careful, beautiful. 380 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,704 - He's a God. 381 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,122 - Short God. 382 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,457 - [Hernandez] ...your favorite villa 383 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,334 here at the Sun Village Beach Resort 384 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,585 at the Cofresi beach. 385 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,087 I have personally made sure 386 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,465 that everything is just the way you like it. 387 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,675 You mean like without you here? 388 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,218 - The label. Jason's astrologer. 389 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,261 - Oh, thank God. 390 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,305 So the Moon and Jupiter are aligned. 391 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,767 What does that mean? 392 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,353 - Yo, Jason. Which one of us is hotter? 393 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,605 - You're a sunset, you're a rainbow. 394 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,440 How can I choose between that? 395 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,609 - Don't push me! 396 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,735 Don't push me... 397 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,944 (both girls scream) (water splashing) 398 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,532 - Diesel sent this over. Isn't it fierce? 399 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,117 It's like, "Come here but go away. 400 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,744 Big strong man, hold me." 401 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,162 Sexy, but not yet. 402 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,915 - Belinda, he just got off his lear jet after six hours. 403 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,333 Do that later. 404 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,293 - Hey, she's not a pizza. Don't order her, okay? 405 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,378 - Thank you. (cell phones ringing) 406 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,420 - Cheers. 407 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,671 - Yo. - Bonjour. 408 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,256 (groans loudly) 409 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,643 - Oh, Dios Mio. 410 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,187 - I think Jason and I had a connection. 411 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,271 - Not this again. 412 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,815 - I don't believe in coincidences. 413 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,358 Almost meeting him at the concert in Boston 414 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,651 and then meeting him in the lobby? 415 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:54,777 What are the odds? 416 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,445 - A rock star staying at a resort. 417 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,863 It is shocking, I tell you. 418 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,616 - Stop it. I think if he met me, I might have a chance. 419 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,785 And when you have an opportunity, you take it. 420 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,203 - You're acting like a little kid. 421 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,371 - Are you calling me immature? 422 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,415 - Shoe, foot, fits. Yeah, I am. 423 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,375 - Look, I don't wanna be 90 and dead 424 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,252 thinking that I might have had a shot. 425 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,212 - Do you even think when you're dead? 426 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,381 - I don't wanna spend the rest of my life 427 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,715 wondering "what if." 428 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,426 - Well, you better move fast. - What? 429 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,261 - He's leaving tomorrow. 430 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,846 I told you, he's only here on a layover. 431 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,097 He's got a concert in D.C. 432 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,682 - So that only leaves tonight. 433 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,225 - Tonight he's going on the sunset pirate cruise, 434 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,227 so forget it. 435 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,854 - Pirate cruise. 436 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,855 Hmm. 437 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,733 (upbeat music) 438 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,407 - [Milo] All right, Jason, 439 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,618 who's the lucky girl you're into tonight? 440 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,829 - Found out if she has anything out of whack. 441 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,250 - Hello, darling. - Hello. 442 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,669 - Tell me, ever spent any time in a nut house? 443 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,670 - Never been. 444 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,380 (groans) 445 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,642 (grunting) 446 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,395 - Two words for you: Myocardial Infarction. 447 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,856 - Hm? - Stop eating. 448 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,150 - We're headed for a tropical depression. 449 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,651 Plot the new heading. - Yes, sir. 450 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,988 (thunder clapping) 451 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,242 - Jason! 452 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,952 (groaning) 453 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,413 Deviled egg? 454 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,289 (retching) 455 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,009 (vomiting) 456 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,349 Are you okay? 457 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,143 - Oh, I see you had the Caribbean stew for dinner. 458 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,562 - How's that? 459 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,731 - Perfect. 460 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,319 (passengers screaming) 461 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,112 (water splashing) (Jenny screams) 462 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,740 Man overboard! Man overboard! 463 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,159 - Help! 464 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,953 (Jason coughing) 465 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,581 (Jenny shrieking) 466 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,043 - [Jenny] Grab the raft quick. 467 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,755 (life raft inflating) 468 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:29,348 (Jason grunting) 469 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,684 - Help! Help! 470 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,352 Hey! Help! 471 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,729 Come back! 472 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:36,730 Help! 473 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,988 - What happened? - You fell overboard. 474 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,573 - Oh, this is bad. 475 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,326 - [woman] I don't see him. Where is he? 476 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,953 - [Milo] I haven't seen him either. 477 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,581 I mean, he can't be too far. He might be right down here. 478 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,250 - Mr. Masters is not on board. - What? 479 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,377 - We're missing a life raft, too. 480 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,254 - Don't muck about. Go out and find him! 481 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,381 - In this weather with 150-mile-an-hour winds?! No. 482 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,174 We called the coast guard. 483 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,509 (stammering) 484 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,097 (thunder crashes) 485 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,141 - I'm toast. 486 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,454 - Jason. 487 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:40,336 - Ah! Why'd you hit me? 488 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,129 - I heard an irregular heartbeat. 489 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,220 - Who are you? - Jenny Taylor. 490 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,597 We met at the lobby. 491 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:55,225 I fell, and then you said, "Be careful, beautiful." 492 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,435 - Right. 493 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,978 I don't see the boat. Do you see the boat? 494 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,940 - I've been meaning to ask you. The song "Love Is A Veil..." 495 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,400 Is that about Avril? 496 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,401 - What? No, no. 497 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,861 - Have you seen a plane, anything? 498 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,696 - I made a bet with my friend Wendy. 499 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:10,032 She swore up and down that song was about Avril, 500 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,408 and I'm hearing from the horse's mouth 501 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,618 that it wasn't. 502 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,453 That's worth a free dinner at Claim Jumper. 503 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,789 - Can we save the Teen People interview till later? 504 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,333 - It's so cool that we're hanging out right now. 505 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,918 - We're in a raft in the middle of the ocean. 506 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:21,960 Do you see the problem? 507 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,047 - It's amazing. 508 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,590 - Guess not. 509 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,760 - Even after puking, falling overboard 510 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,261 and spending the night in a raft 511 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:34,306 and almost dying in a storm, you still look really good. 512 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,481 - Ah! Oh! 513 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,108 Oh, God! - What? 514 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,776 - There's a shark out there. 515 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,695 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 516 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:48,904 Where'd he go? He's under the boat. 517 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,615 Ah! Not good. Not good. 518 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,616 (screaming) 519 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,910 (dolphin chittering) 520 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,334 I knew it was a dolphin. 521 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,211 (chuckles quietly) 522 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,632 (alarm buzzing) 523 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:12,553 (Jason Masters' song blaring loudly from radio) 524 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,639 - Jenny, can you turn it off? 525 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,521 Jenny, please. 526 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,398 Please just shut it off. 527 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,566 (curtain rustles) 528 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,662 - Look! 529 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,541 Paddle. 530 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,543 - Is it true that you're dating Hilary Duff? 531 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,878 - What? No. 532 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,380 - Good, 'cause I don't think she's right for you. 533 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,923 - Would you pick up the paddle? 534 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,312 - [Jenny] Ah! - Would you just... 535 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,109 [Jason] This is gross. 536 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,366 Ah! Ow! My ankle! - Are you okay? 537 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,576 (groaning) 538 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,620 Okay, hold on. Wait. 539 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,999 [Jenny] Wait, let me see. - It's a great day. 540 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,668 - It's okay. Let me see. I know what to do. 541 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,712 (shrieking) 542 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,881 Yep, judging from the girlish pitch of your scream, 543 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:32,257 you may have broken it. 544 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,592 - Hmm. 545 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,969 - Yet you remain all man to me. 546 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,059 - How am I gonna get up the beach? 547 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:43,727 - Okay, look... 548 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,230 I'll go get some help, and you just wait here. 549 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,106 Of course, that's silly because you can't go anywhere. 550 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,734 (giggles) 551 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,902 You just sit tight. 552 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:52,903 Write a song. 553 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,093 ♪ Where do you go? ♪ 554 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,303 ♪ Where do you hide? ♪ 555 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,597 ♪ Where do you disappear? ♪ 556 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,059 ♪ Where do you go? ♪ Hello! 557 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,227 ♪ Where do you hide? ♪ 558 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:29,398 ♪ A million miles away from here ♪ 559 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,860 ♪ I can't fight this velocity ♪ 560 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,780 ♪ There's something out there I can't see ♪ 561 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:41,410 ♪ The state I'm in is the way I feel ♪ 562 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,496 Oh, my God! 563 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,625 ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪ 564 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:53,505 ♪ Hold on to me ♪ 565 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,673 - So is help comin'? 566 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,050 - Uh, no. No, I don't think so. 567 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,468 - Why not? 568 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,345 (clears throat) 569 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,723 - Well, customarily, when you get help, 570 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:05,225 it, uh, requires, well... 571 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,102 finding another person. 572 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,896 - And why didn't you find anyone? 573 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,773 - Two options: 574 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,817 Option number one: 575 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,110 everyone else on the planet 576 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,113 has been killed by an alien death ray... 577 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,615 ...which isn't likely. 578 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,199 - And option two? 579 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,453 - The storm must've sent us hundred of miles away. 580 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,623 We're marooned. 581 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,835 - What, like the color? 582 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,672 - Have you seen Jenny? 583 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,007 - No, man. Why? 584 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,592 - She didn't come home last night. 585 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:39,843 - You check the beach? 586 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,345 - So you weren't with her? 587 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,640 - No, but I did see her sneakin' on to the pirate cruise 588 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,684 in a waitress uniform lookin' mighty Slim Shady. 589 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,270 - [reporter] The music world is awaiting word on the whereabouts 590 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,689 of pop icon Jason Masters. 591 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,858 The triple-platinum selling recording artist 592 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,569 was lost at sea last night, and there are reports 593 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,280 that a mystery woman was lost with him. 594 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,033 - Did you actually see Jason fall overboard? 595 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,618 - No, I believe that happened below deck. 596 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:07,955 - Sir, can you give us an update on the search for Jason Masters? 597 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,165 - Well, the tides are a powerful force. 598 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,084 We're covering a 500-mile area 599 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,585 with every asset available to us. 600 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,796 - [woman] Could they have survived? 601 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:18,173 - If they used the life raft, it increases their chances. 602 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,758 - [woman] Can you confirm that the missing woman 603 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:20,759 is Jenny Taylor? 604 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,969 - The manifest says 605 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,346 that Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for. 606 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,973 - Oh my God! 607 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:29,476 My Jason lost at sea! This can't be happening! 608 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,477 - Jenny. 609 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,604 - [Jason] I say we get back in the raft. 610 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,981 - How do we navigate? 611 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,774 No, we're gonna send up a flare and get some help. 612 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,651 - Here, let me do that. - No, I got it. 613 00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,111 - No, no, really. - Seriously, Jason, sit. 614 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,445 Your foot-- I got it. 615 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,489 (flare exploding) 616 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,575 (air escaping noisily) 617 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,371 - Smooth. 618 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,915 - Factory defect? 619 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:55,794 Well, I am writing a nasty letter to the manufacturer. 620 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,506 - [woman] Can you confirm that the 621 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,591 mystery woman with Jason is Lindsay Lohan? 622 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,677 - That is ridiculous. No more comments! 623 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,429 - Is this a cover-up for a secret marriage? 624 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,765 - You're firing me for losing him? Why is it my fault? 625 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:11,268 Yes, I'm the road manager, but where does it say 626 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,729 I'm responsible for his well-being? 627 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,022 It's in my contract? 628 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,815 Where does it say that? - Hello. 629 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,942 - You can't sack me. - Can you please hold? 630 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,861 - Look, please. 631 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:24,865 Hello? Hello? Hello? 632 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:25,907 Bollocks! 633 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,743 - Yeah, I've got your wife on line one 634 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,537 and your girlfriend on line two. 635 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,956 - Did they both just hear that? 636 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,624 - Whoops. My bad. 637 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,795 - Hello, darling. 638 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,255 I love you, too. 639 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,339 How's the dog? 640 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,429 - Pass negative. I'm heading west to check that area. 641 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,854 - [Ben on answering machine] You've reached the Taylors. 642 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,272 Jenny's in the Caribbean, 643 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,691 Ben and Bree are in the jungles of Indonesia... 644 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,568 possibly naked. 645 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,694 Leave a message. 646 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,238 (machine beeps) 647 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,364 - [Jenny] Okay. 648 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,325 We've got a Jason Masters keychain, 649 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:11,453 a paper clip, a room key to the Beverly Wilshire, 650 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,498 1,000 pesos, a first-aid kit from the raft, 651 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,916 some wet matches and Advil. 652 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:16,875 - That's it? 653 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,045 - Oh, and three sugar-free Certs. 654 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:20,921 - We're doomed. 655 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,006 - No, we're not. 656 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:25,383 We're gonna live off the land... 657 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,803 Like the castaways we are. 658 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:28,804 - How? 659 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,516 (upbeat music) 660 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,143 (grunting) 661 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,353 Maybe it's a bad one. 662 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:37,938 (grunting) 663 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,147 Then what's for lunch? 664 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:48,949 ♪ There's a reason for this situation ♪ 665 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:54,121 ♪ It's amazing the shocking revelation ♪ 666 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,373 ♪ Love is crazy ♪ 667 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:59,126 ♪ It's got me upside down ♪ 668 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:02,754 ♪ Got me upside down ♪ 669 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:07,968 ♪ When life hits you and love gets you ♪ 670 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,971 ♪ You just gotta go with the flow ♪ 671 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:12,347 (screams) 672 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,977 ♪ Everything is almost perfect here ♪ 673 00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:22,023 ♪ The reason is coming crystal clear ♪ 674 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:26,570 ♪ I think I really dig this atmosphere ♪ 675 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,364 ♪ It's almost perfect here ♪ 676 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,911 - Poor Jason, lost at sea. 677 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:38,039 - You don't even know Jason. I've known Jenny forever. 678 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:41,126 - Who said anything about her? 679 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,587 Do you have a little thing for Taylor? 680 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,588 - No. It's just that-- 681 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:45,922 - You do. 682 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,215 Is she as dull a kisser as I thought? 683 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,217 You can tell me. No fun, right? 684 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,760 - I wouldn't know. 685 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,345 - Are you a Virgo? 686 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,973 (Ryan scoffs) 687 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,850 He's kind of a cute one. 688 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,697 - I can't take it. We're gonna starve to death. 689 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,407 - Just hold on. 690 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,868 You're Jason Masters, for God's sakes. 691 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,203 The whole world is looking for you. 692 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,787 We'll be found in no time. 693 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,794 - How'd you get so handy with the medical tape? 694 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,713 - I'm gonna be pre-med in the fall. 695 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,840 - Oh, I knew you were a smart girl. 696 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,675 - Yeah, but don't tell anyone. 697 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,345 Apparently, guys don't like girls with brains. 698 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:37,974 - I have met some of the most beautiful women in the world. 699 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:41,478 But if they're brain dead, I move on. 700 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:44,481 I mean, what's the point of having beauty 701 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,483 if you don't have brains, huh? 702 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,485 My girl's gotta be smart. 703 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,949 You all right? You look a little flushed. 704 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,868 - Oh, yeah. No. I'm fine. 705 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,497 Okay, well... I'm gonna go. I'll be back. 706 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:01,873 (giggles) 707 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,541 - Well, what can I do? 708 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,127 - Just rest that ankle. (giggles) 709 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,338 And do your hair like this. 710 00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,592 Perfect. 711 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,055 ♪ It's almost perfect here ♪ 712 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,475 - [man] Anything? 713 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,560 - Nothing, sir. 714 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,814 - Beating sun, no food, no water. 715 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,107 No chance. 716 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,740 - Scrambled, 717 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,785 fried, poached. 718 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:42,289 (screaming) 719 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,707 (water splashing) 720 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:00,849 (screaming) 721 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,940 (upbeat music) 722 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,774 Huh? 723 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,242 (Jenny growling) 724 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,169 - Jenny. 725 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,551 Jenny! 726 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,473 - How do I get back to that beach? 727 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:49,606 - I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. 728 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:53,610 - Jason! 729 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,363 Jason, we're saved! 730 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,031 - You came back! 731 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,367 You were gone so long, 732 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:02,577 I thought something happened to you. 733 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,662 I couldn't imagine going through this without you. 734 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:05,497 - Jason-- - I need you. 735 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,210 - You need me? 736 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,378 - Of course. 737 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,387 - Don't worry. 738 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,597 We'll get through this together. 739 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:39,948 ♪ She likes the boys in the band ♪ 740 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:44,077 ♪ I'm moving fast as I can ♪ 741 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:48,373 ♪ Slidin' over in her direction ♪ 742 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:52,001 ♪ Pause to check on my reflection ♪ 743 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:56,965 ♪ She's wearing all the right clothes ♪ 744 00:36:56,965 --> 00:37:00,510 ♪ A jam is playin' on the stereo ♪ 745 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,723 How's your ankle? 746 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,600 - Oh, this Advil's a lifesaver. 747 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,560 Can't feel a thing. 748 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,688 How'd you do that? 749 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:12,772 - Oh, what, the fire? 750 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,274 Just a little thing called physics. 751 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:18,820 You create kinetic energy between two surfaces. 752 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,738 And voila! Fire. (giggles) 753 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,365 - Where'd you learn that? 754 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,493 - Girl scouts. Oysters? 755 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,162 - Sweet. Where'd you get these? 756 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,663 - The ocean, of course. 757 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,623 (giggles) (sighs contentedly) 758 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,791 - Oh, I was starvin'. 759 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,960 - Well, not with Jenny Taylor on the case. 760 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,212 Oh, I hope you like mangos. 761 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:39,048 (grunts) - You're a lifesaver. 762 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,761 (eating noisily) 763 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:46,055 (slurping) 764 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:53,021 - [Ryan] How can you expect me to work with Jenny missing? 765 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,023 - You still have a job to do. Go float. 766 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,024 (water splashing) 767 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,116 ♪ You got me goin' ♪ 768 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,243 ♪ Like I don't know what I'm doin' ♪ 769 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,621 ♪ You say the life I lead is leadin' me to ruin ♪ 770 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,080 ♪ But I think it's all right ♪ 771 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,124 ♪ I think we lost sight ♪ 772 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,252 ♪ Don't even know in which direction I am movin' ♪ 773 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:19,422 ♪ Round and round and round I go ♪ 774 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:22,550 ♪ Round and round, high and low ♪ 775 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,219 ♪ Shake it up, shake, shake, shake ♪ 776 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,179 ♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪ 777 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:27,889 ♪ Till you don't know what to do ♪ 778 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,432 ♪ You gotta shake it up ♪ 779 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:32,894 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake it up, shake it up ♪ 780 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,812 ♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake it up ♪ 781 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,482 - Handstand. (growls) 782 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,776 In the water! 783 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,284 (seal barking) 784 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,452 - [trainer] Such an idiot. 785 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:07,178 ♪ Once you were someone, someone ♪ 786 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,931 ♪ A-makin' your way through that stage ♪ 787 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:13,726 ♪ When you hungered for some kind of substance ♪ 788 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,896 ♪ But you just aren't bluffin' underage ♪ 789 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,022 ♪ Hey ♪ 790 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:22,902 ♪ You knew you'd be... ♪ 791 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:23,903 - Banana? 792 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,158 - You rock. 793 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,223 - [Jenny] I was just thinking that 794 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,850 your life is such a whirlwind-- 795 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:57,520 The concerts and shooting on location. 796 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,399 How can you stand being alone with just me? 797 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,067 - It's not so bad. 798 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,569 It's actually the first time in two years 799 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,696 I've been able to think. 800 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,740 - What do you think about? 801 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,199 - Stuff. 802 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,829 Things... 803 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:18,416 Other stuff... Ya know. 804 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,251 The whole deal. 805 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:26,549 - Hmm. So your girlfriend must be going nuts right now. 806 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,760 - She's not 'cause I'm in between. 807 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:31,763 - You've gotta be kidding me. 808 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:32,847 - No, it's like you said, you know. 809 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,224 It gets so busy. 810 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,727 What about you though? - What about me? 811 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,812 - Your boyfriend-- he must be goin' out of his mind. 812 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,065 - Oh, I'm not with anyone. I'm free as a bird. 813 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,735 (scoffs) - Come on. 814 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,446 I can't believe you haven't hooked up with someone. 815 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:52,700 I mean, a guy would be nuts to give up a girl like you. 816 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,827 (Jenny laughs) 817 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,246 - Well, if you're tryin' to make me blush, then... 818 00:40:58,581 --> 00:40:59,707 you've succeeded. 819 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,586 - You are an amazing girl. 820 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,340 It sucks to be marooned, but if I had to be marooned, 821 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,008 I'm glad it's with you. 822 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,929 (laughs, then snorts) 823 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,226 - Pretend that you didn't hear that. 824 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,394 - You got it. 825 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,066 Good night. - Good night. 826 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:30,905 (groans sleepily) 827 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,453 - [reporter] Tonight, on INN News, 828 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:41,416 are we spending too much money rescuing fat cat stars? 829 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,709 You'll decide. 830 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:43,876 Let's take it again. 831 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,712 - Still no word from Jason Masters 832 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:47,505 or his female companion Jenny Taylor. 833 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,298 Was it love gone bad on the high seas-- 834 00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:51,592 a jilted lover sending him to the briny deep? 835 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,969 Only time will tell. 836 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:55,346 - Yes, I've just confirmed that Jason was wearing 837 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,974 Giordano slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos. 838 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,936 - [Jenny] Thirsty? 839 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:02,979 - Oh, yeah. 840 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,486 You look... 841 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,240 Are you wearing lipstick? 842 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,118 - Oh, I found some berries that had a great color. 843 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,661 You like? 844 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:19,912 - Your hair. 845 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,122 - Genetics. 846 00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:24,667 - You are the prettiest girl on the island. 847 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,919 - Well, I'm the only girl on the island. 848 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,714 - You're so optimistic. I love that about you. 849 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,800 - Well, that's what makes me... me. 850 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,470 - You saved my life, Jenny. 851 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,472 I won't forget that. 852 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:40,767 - Oh... You would've done the same for me. 853 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,894 (men whistling and whooping) 854 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,270 - What was that? - What was what? 855 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,564 (whistling) - That. 856 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:50,151 - A tropical bird. A twin-breasted farthing. 857 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,569 (whooping) Ahh! 858 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,322 - You okay? - Oh! Yes, I just remembered 859 00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:57,408 I left my gas on at the apartment. 860 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,243 It's gonna cost me a fortune. Kiwi? 861 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:01,746 - Thanks. 862 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:10,797 (groaning sensually) 863 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,851 - [Milo] $25,000? 864 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:26,395 - Anaconda records has declined to pick up the tab 865 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,481 since Mr. Masters isn't residing here. 866 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,650 And you and your posse 867 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,901 have continued to get the massage, 868 00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:33,027 the room service, the dinner, 869 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:35,613 the scuba lessons! - I can't pay this. 870 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,405 - Really? 871 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,785 - Listen, we're in a state of grieving. 872 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:43,663 - Save it for someone who cares. 873 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,252 (toilet flushing) 874 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,336 - Damn, Milo. 875 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,629 Can you at least light a match? 876 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,630 - This is inhumane. 877 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,382 You've got to get us back to villa. 878 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,800 - [Belinda] My sciatica is killing me. 879 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,843 I'm gonna go ahead and take the bed. 880 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,344 - I don't think so. - Uh, stop me. 881 00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,637 - All right. 882 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,180 - Milo! 883 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,348 - Ow! 884 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,767 - [man on phone] Milo, are you there? 885 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,602 You lost Jason Masters. 886 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,938 - I didn't lose him. He bloody vanished. 887 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:11,649 - Find him. (line disconnects) 888 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,860 - That's my sugar! - [man] And now, the news. 889 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,737 Jason Masters is still lost at sea. 890 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:19,073 He was about to come out with his own line of cologne 891 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,658 called Masters Smell, 892 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,578 which was to feature part of his own DNA. 893 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:26,831 Alas, his DNA may be seen no more. 894 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:33,087 - [Jenny] Excuse me. Is this enough? 895 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,088 - No. 896 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,464 - Can I have some credit, please? 897 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,008 - Credit? - No. 898 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,009 - No. 899 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,010 (Jenny sighs) 900 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:06,829 (bell dings) 901 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:11,709 (enchanting music) 902 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,214 - I've missed you. 903 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,511 (shower running) 904 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,397 - Jenny! Oh, my god! 905 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,565 Oh, my god! - Ryan? 906 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,399 - You're alive. I thought you were gone. 907 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,484 - Ryan! - Are you okay? 908 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:38,361 - Ryan! You're hugging me and I'm naked. 909 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,698 - Oh, sorry. 910 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,617 - Okay, you're looking at me and I'm naked, 911 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,202 which isn't as bad as you hugging me naked, 912 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,454 but still, it's really bad. 913 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,039 - Towel! Towel! 914 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,416 Towel. - Ew! What smells? 915 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:55,044 - Brent has me feeding sea lions over at Ocean World. 916 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,879 Where have you been? Do you have any idea 917 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:57,922 what I've been going through? 918 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,966 - Oh, you miss me? That's sweet. 919 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,175 - Jenny, what happened? 920 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,260 - It's kinda complicated. 921 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,845 - Complicated? What does that mean? 922 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,014 - It's easier if I show you. 923 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,519 (Jenny whispers) Over there. 924 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,562 (Jason grunting) 925 00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:15,606 - Are you out of your mind? 926 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,566 (sighs) - It just sort of happened. 927 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,402 - Isn't this like kidnapping or something? 928 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,820 - No. It's only kidnapping 929 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,364 when you know that you've been kidnapped. 930 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:24,907 - You do know how nuts you sound? 931 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:28,202 - Ryan, I think he's actually falling for me. 932 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,621 - Yeah, well, plan on a lot of competition. 933 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,582 - No. He likes that I'm smart, and if this didn't happen, 934 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:35,543 we wouldn't have been able to get to know each other. 935 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:37,628 It's cosmic. (grunts) 936 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:40,756 - Let me know when you get back from Jupiter. 937 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:42,550 - Ryan, I need your help. 938 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,051 - No, what you need to do is get a grip. 939 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:45,636 This is exactly what I've been talking about-- 940 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,138 impulse control. 941 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,016 - You don't understand how wonderful he is. 942 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:51,434 - What's so incredible about him? 943 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,060 - Look, I spent all of high school 944 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,395 sequestered in the library 945 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,313 just wishing that somebody would want me, 946 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:59,150 and suddenly, Jason Masters actually likes me-- 947 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,402 boring, plain, bookish Jenny Taylor 948 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:03,571 from the suburbs of Massachusetts. 949 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,322 - There's nothing wrong with being that girl 950 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,241 from Massachusetts, Jenny. Nothing at all. 951 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:10,161 - Look, just help me, please. 952 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,751 - Why can't you just break into a rock star's hotel room 953 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:17,918 like normal people? 954 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,087 - This isn't about chasing a rock star. 955 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,173 I wouldn't care if he was a cab driver. 956 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,924 Do you know why? - Why? 957 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:26,010 - Because most people never find their soul mate, 958 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,471 and whether he's famous or not, 959 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:31,849 I think that we may have something really special. 960 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,018 (grunting) 961 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,478 - Ah! Ow! 962 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,105 [Jason] Damn it! 963 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,693 - All right. - Thank you. 964 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:55,748 - Shopping? 965 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:58,584 - Yeah, I just needed to pick up a few things. 966 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,003 - Mmm, for you? 967 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,588 - Sensitive skin. (chuckles) 968 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,091 - What are you up to? - What? Nothing. Just shoppin'. 969 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,851 (upbeat jazz music) 970 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,248 (gasps) 971 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,501 - Oh, my-- 972 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,919 (muffled scream) 973 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,337 Let go of me! 974 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,256 What is Jason Masters doing here? 975 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,049 - He's, uh, well, shipwrecked. 976 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:48,050 - Shipwrecked? 977 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,468 - Well, he thinks he's shipwrecked. 978 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:52,179 - [Alexis] Wait a minute. He thinks he's stranded... 979 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,682 Three miles from a luxury resort, 980 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:56,183 and she didn't tell him? 981 00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,644 - Wow! It sounds a lot worse when you say it. 982 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,771 Look, you can't tell anybody about this, okay? 983 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:04,066 - Moi? Spill the beans? 984 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,985 Not a chance. 985 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,662 - Hey, we ran out of advil, 986 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:20,082 but this banana will take that ache away. 987 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:22,376 - Who knew bananas were painkillers? 988 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:26,630 - The jungle is filled with medicinal wonders. 989 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,632 - You rock me, baby. 990 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,801 You rock me around the world twice. 991 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,762 - "Purgatory Love" from your "Respect The Dead" CD. 992 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,850 - Yeah. It was a big hit for me. 993 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,101 Triple platinum. 994 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,561 - Oh! 995 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,030 - [Alexis] Help!! 996 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:52,531 - Oh, my god! 997 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,782 - [Alexis] Help! 998 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,410 Help me! 999 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,995 Oh! 1000 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:02,499 (French accent) Thank God I made it. 1001 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:05,211 I must have been out there for days. 1002 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,713 - Oh, you need help? Are you okay? 1003 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:12,927 Who are you? 1004 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:17,348 - My name is Alexis Michelle. 1005 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:22,019 I was here for the Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit competition. 1006 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,897 I was a winner, of course. 1007 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:28,567 Some of the girls and I chartered a boat to celebrate, 1008 00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:31,570 and there was this horrible storm, 1009 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:33,739 and I was the only one who survived. 1010 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,115 - We were in the same storm. 1011 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,992 - What island is this? 1012 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:39,286 - I hate to tell you this, but we don't know. 1013 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,038 This island's completely deserted. 1014 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:44,708 - Oh! - Are you okay? 1015 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,795 - It's just the... Hunger. 1016 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,965 - Let me get you something. Here. 1017 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,843 Oh, one minute. 1018 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,345 - What are you doing? 1019 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,596 - (normal voice) Come on. 1020 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,014 Do you actually think that you're in his league? 1021 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:00,349 Not a chance. 1022 00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:03,060 Right idea, wrong girl. I'm taking him away. 1023 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,896 - You're too late. He's already fallen for moi. 1024 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,398 - Look out, Taylor. 1025 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,566 - I teach this stuff at the learning annex. 1026 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,361 - [Jason] Mademoiselle. 1027 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,197 (Alexis sipping) 1028 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,703 - Merci. You are a prince. 1029 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:22,162 - More? - Oui. 1030 00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:23,580 - Oui? - Oui. 1031 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,790 - Hey, Jenny. 1032 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,333 - Of course. 1033 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:34,425 - Aren't you some sort of a... singer? 1034 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,468 - Guess you could say that. 1035 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,679 - I adore music. 1036 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:39,680 - I can tell. 1037 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,765 (alexis giggling) 1038 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,184 - [Hernandez] I'm floating you to the spa 1039 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,811 and here's your next assignment. 1040 00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:48,480 - But I've never given a professional massage before. 1041 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,524 - It's easy. Just rub-a-dee-dub. 1042 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:53,193 Mrs. Venable is waiting. 1043 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:01,160 - Hey, good-lookin'. What's cookin'? 1044 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,661 - Pardon me for one second. 1045 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,330 - Hurry back. 1046 00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,333 - Excuse me. That lady in there has elephantitus. 1047 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,626 - No, she's from the mid-west. 1048 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:12,212 - Oh, you are a sick, evil little man. 1049 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,381 - Sí. And you're a floater. 1050 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:15,841 (snaps fingers) Go float! 1051 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,384 (whimpers) 1052 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:20,679 - Actually, I'm from the big apple. 1053 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,140 I like it deep. 1054 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,183 - Yes, ma'am. 1055 00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:25,893 - We'll work all those kinks out. 1056 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,603 (moans) 1057 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:29,313 - So you got a girlfriend? 1058 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:32,107 - Workin' on it. 1059 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,860 - You shouldn't have to work too hard with hands like that. 1060 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,988 I got... Oh, oh, under my left shoulder blade, darling. 1061 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,990 (squishing) 1062 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,617 Very nice. 1063 00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:42,951 Oh, oh. 1064 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,995 (moans) 1065 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,205 (squishing) 1066 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,836 - Um... - What's the matter? 1067 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,088 - My watch. 1068 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:58,342 - Feels like a Rolex. 1069 00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,343 - Do you mind if I just-- 1070 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:00,552 - Go, go ahead. 1071 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,556 (squishing) (moaning) 1072 00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,398 You are good. 1073 00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:15,484 You are very, very good. 1074 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,194 - [Alexis] May I give you a massage? 1075 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,071 - [Jason] Okay. 1076 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,322 - [Alexis] Is that good? 1077 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:21,532 - Don't be afraid to go a little deeper, too. 1078 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:22,991 Oh! 1079 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,243 (groans) 1080 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:30,374 (knocking on door) 1081 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:34,795 (Belinda wimpering) 1082 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:36,505 - Listen, Hernandez... 1083 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,384 I know I was out of line when we first met. 1084 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:44,471 I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard, and I'm very sorry. 1085 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:48,392 - That's so sweet... 1086 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,854 And I accept your apology a hundred times over. 1087 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:56,525 Now pack up! You're moving again. 1088 00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:59,528 (Belinda sobbing) 1089 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,869 (Alexis giggling) 1090 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:07,870 - MmHmm. 1091 00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:12,291 (laughing) Yeah! 1092 00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,753 Yeah! 1093 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,338 (playing air guitar) 1094 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,137 I never got out of the hotel when I played France. 1095 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:27,097 What is it like? - [Jenny] Yeah. 1096 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,682 What is France like? 1097 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,810 - Oh, it's very beautiful. I did a lot of modeling there. 1098 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,729 - To france. - [Alexis] To france. 1099 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:38,775 - You know, Jenny, you could do some modeling, too. 1100 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:39,735 Eww! 1101 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:52,831 - Parasites are probably eating her gums away. 1102 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:53,832 - Gross. 1103 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:56,084 - Poor dear. 1104 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:58,420 - Do you know the history of the French kiss? 1105 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:01,673 - No, but history fascinates me. 1106 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,057 (crying) 1107 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:13,018 - Oh, that's rank. 1108 00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:15,395 - Rosie, quit that crying. 1109 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:17,105 - It's not Rosie, it's Gil. 1110 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:18,899 He misses his cat. 1111 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:22,444 (crying) 1112 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,372 (fart noise) 1113 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,291 - Hmm. 1114 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:45,759 (machine farting) 1115 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,059 (Alexis clears her throat) 1116 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,606 (louder fart noise) 1117 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,405 (fart noises) 1118 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,367 - [Alexis] Um... (chuckles) 1119 00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:15,038 - Papaya must not agree with you. 1120 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,253 (fart noise) 1121 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:24,923 (noises continue) 1122 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,800 (fart) 1123 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:31,096 - [Alexis] Ughh! 1124 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:35,350 (fart) 1125 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:37,019 - [Jenny] The song that really affected me was 1126 00:56:37,019 --> 00:56:38,353 "Inside Outside." 1127 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,397 It's like you're trying to get to the meaning of 1128 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,357 life and the universe. 1129 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:45,694 - My music is commonly misinterpreted as existential, 1130 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,863 but it's more of a steady reflection 1131 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:51,116 on the human deterioration... 1132 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,618 - [Jenny] Excuse me. 1133 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:54,286 We're having a personal conversation. 1134 00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:57,080 - Oh. Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. 1135 00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:01,918 - Anyway... You were saying. 1136 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:04,087 - Oh, um... Yeah, I was discovered at a mall 1137 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,006 in front of a Cinna-Bun, 1138 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:11,136 and this record promoter was there with his kid and... 1139 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:12,220 You got a... 1140 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:19,061 (screaming) 1141 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,065 - Did you see that? 1142 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:25,651 - I know. Not a very clean girl. 1143 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,694 - No? - Absolutely not. 1144 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,572 Who knows what else has set up camp in her hair? 1145 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:35,452 Lice, cockroaches, small rodents. 1146 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,372 That girl needs a date with the Orkin man. 1147 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,962 Don't worry, sweetheart. We'll shave all that off. 1148 00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:47,547 It'll grow back. 1149 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,426 So... Tell me. 1150 00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:55,263 What inspires you when you write a song? 1151 00:57:55,263 --> 00:58:01,895 ♪ I'm a girl on the verge of a nervous breakdown ♪ 1152 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,731 ♪ I'm all messed up, baby ♪ 1153 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,109 ♪ Because of you, I can't sleep ♪ 1154 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:08,568 ♪ I'm in too deep ♪ 1155 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:14,533 ♪ I'm a girl on the verge of a major meltdown ♪ 1156 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:18,036 ♪ I may be all freaked out and confused ♪ 1157 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:21,373 ♪ But I still wouldn't wanna be you ♪ 1158 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:27,713 ♪ I'm a girl on the verge of a nervous breakdown ♪ 1159 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:31,216 ♪ A nervous breakdown ♪ 1160 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,386 - Wait. Stop! This is crazy. 1161 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:36,138 We are grown girls. 1162 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,515 We shouldn't be at each other's throats over a guy. 1163 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:42,060 So in the spirit of sisterhood, truce. 1164 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:48,358 ♪ I'm a girl on the verge of a nervous breakdown ♪ 1165 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,152 - But I'm not a dancer. 1166 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,154 - Look, one of the dancers was stung by a jellyfish. 1167 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,740 You will replace him. Just follow along. 1168 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,491 - When do I start? - You're late. 1169 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:57,909 - What?! 1170 00:58:57,909 --> 00:59:01,788 (Latin dance music plays) 1171 00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:13,925 - Hey, we need to talk. 1172 00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,136 - Yeah, this is really awkward. 1173 00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:20,182 The two of you fighting like wildcats for my attention. 1174 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,975 I'd hate it if it wasn't so cool. 1175 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:25,604 - Right. Okay. Listen. 1176 00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:27,522 - But I want you to know it's you, Jenny. 1177 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,524 It's you I want. 1178 00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:33,695 I mean, Alexis has it goin' on. Don't get me wrong. 1179 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:36,615 But you're the one I want. 1180 00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:38,366 - You really like me? 1181 00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:39,618 - I do, Jenny. 1182 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,412 Mucho. 1183 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,792 But I wanna let Alexis down easy, 1184 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,211 so how am I gonna tell her? 1185 00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:50,962 - Oh, let me. 1186 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:52,255 - You are vicious. 1187 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:54,925 I love it. 1188 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,469 (both laughing) 1189 00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:58,261 (growls) 1190 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:10,565 - [Alexis] Jason, you know what we could use? 1191 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:11,441 - What? 1192 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:12,818 - A private concert. 1193 01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,403 - That's a great idea, Alexis. - Thank you, Jenny. 1194 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:17,572 - Yeah, you should perform to us out there, 1195 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:18,532 and we'll watch. 1196 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:19,908 - Right now? - Yep, right now. 1197 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,120 - All right. 1198 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,248 - What to sing... (chuckles) 1199 01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:30,043 I'm not used to this, but, uh... 1200 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:33,630 ♪ I think about you all the time ♪ 1201 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:37,175 ♪ Your face is etched into my mind ♪ 1202 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:39,469 ♪ I can't breathe without us ♪ 1203 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:42,305 ♪ Sharing air ♪ 1204 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,975 ♪ Impossible it seems to be ♪ 1205 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:48,228 ♪ That you could tame a guy like me ♪ 1206 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,230 ♪ Feel I'm not myself ♪ 1207 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:53,942 ♪ But I don't care ♪ 1208 01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:57,904 ♪ I been waiting here for hours ♪ 1209 01:00:57,904 --> 01:01:01,324 ♪ Just you on my mind ♪ 1210 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,951 ♪ Never losing hope ♪ 1211 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:03,952 Uh! 1212 01:01:03,952 --> 01:01:06,496 ♪ Quickly losing time ♪ 1213 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:07,914 ♪ Always wonderin' ♪ 1214 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:11,501 ♪ Can she be slippin' through my hands ♪ 1215 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,962 ♪ I've examined ifs and ands ♪ 1216 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:20,051 ♪ And I find I'm goin' crazy ♪ 1217 01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:22,470 (both cheering) 1218 01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:27,183 [Jason] you like that, huh? - He is the best. 1219 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,810 - There's some more to it, too, but... 1220 01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,270 (Alexis and Jenny clapping) 1221 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:31,563 We'll do that later. 1222 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:35,358 - You're a mess, homeboy. Look around. 1223 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,902 Sweatin' someone, huh? 1224 01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:38,820 Well, talk to DJ Chocolate Love, 1225 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:40,530 'cause I know what the ladies crave. 1226 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:44,034 - There's this girl and she's, like, my best friend. 1227 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,244 I don't know. - Uh-huh. I know this one. 1228 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,496 Let the woman know you in charge, man. 1229 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:49,998 - She'll laugh at me. 1230 01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:52,792 - Let her mock you, man. You don't care. 1231 01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:54,044 Look at me. 1232 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,212 I ain't all that, but you know what I got, baby? 1233 01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:57,672 Confidence. 1234 01:01:57,672 --> 01:02:00,216 Confidence-- it's the ultimate aphrodisiac. 1235 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:02,594 - I thought power was the ultimate aphrodisiac. 1236 01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:05,263 - I ain't got any of that, so it's confidence. 1237 01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:06,973 I don't care if I get slapped upside the head 1238 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,433 nine times outta ten. 1239 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,018 Number ten finally comes through, 1240 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,561 then it's worth the pain. 1241 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:15,190 Okay, so, tell, you the man or what? 1242 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:17,233 - Yeah, Chase, I'm the man. Yeah. 1243 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,069 - You the man, huh? Repeat after me: 1244 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:20,236 You the man. 1245 01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:22,697 - You the man. - Not you. I. 1246 01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:24,908 - I'm the man. - Say it again. 1247 01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:26,076 - (louder) I'm the man! 1248 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:27,285 - Go get it, dawg. 1249 01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:38,463 - I'm the man. 1250 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:40,382 - [woman] Mama-wanna, please. 1251 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:43,551 - Damn! You got a body like a little baby cow, girl. 1252 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:45,470 (hand slaps) 1253 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:46,596 My bad. 1254 01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:48,515 My bad. 1255 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,725 That stings a little though. Damn! 1256 01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:55,605 ♪ I'm cruisin' down my own street ♪ 1257 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,191 ♪ And my hooptie says to me ♪ 1258 01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:01,027 ♪ You'd better hang on to your bench seat ♪ 1259 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,863 ♪ I'm gonna take you for a ride now ♪ 1260 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,951 ♪ Don't you know when it comes ♪ 1261 01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,079 (horn honks) 1262 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,921 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 1263 01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:21,297 - What are you wearing? 1264 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,091 Are you going to a costume party? 1265 01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:24,968 - Don't be hatin' on my new clothes. 1266 01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:26,845 - Oh, what's that smell? 1267 01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:28,138 - Caribbean sunset. 1268 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:31,099 My new aftershave. You like it? 1269 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:32,434 - Reminds me of Windex. 1270 01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:33,435 (laughs) 1271 01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:37,397 (giggles) Oh, I get it. 1272 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:38,398 - Get what? 1273 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:39,774 - You're doing somebody. 1274 01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:41,151 - No. - Yeah! 1275 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,653 Morty Purvis, that kid from eighth grade. 1276 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,739 The one who used to wear really weird clothes 1277 01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:46,823 and horrible cologne. 1278 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,533 You captured him to a "T." 1279 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,327 - Pretty good, huh? 1280 01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:53,288 - Yeah, but Ryan, come here. 1281 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:56,583 Things on the other side of the island 1282 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,834 are out of control. 1283 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:58,835 I don't know what to do. 1284 01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:00,962 - Tell him the truth. 1285 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:03,840 - No, I can't. 1286 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,508 He told me that I'm the one. 1287 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:08,011 - Did he? - Yes! God! 1288 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,263 What do you do when all your dreams come true? 1289 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:13,183 - Keep it to yourself. 1290 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,561 - What?! Aren't you psyched for me? 1291 01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:17,437 - Yeah, Jenny. 1292 01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,775 I'm really happy for you. 1293 01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:23,193 Look, I've gotta go. 1294 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:24,444 - Hey, where you going? 1295 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:26,780 - I gotta go return this necklace to Chase. 1296 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:30,742 (car starts) - Bye. 1297 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:39,793 ♪ Well, I'll comb my hair like Elvis ♪ 1298 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:42,420 ♪ And grab an old Gretsch '59 ♪ 1299 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:45,048 ♪ And you'd hardly recognize me ♪ 1300 01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:47,258 ♪ If you saw me from behind ♪ 1301 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:50,220 ♪ And I let you know... ♪ 1302 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,555 - Jenny, we're great together. 1303 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,016 We've always been great together. 1304 01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:56,893 I can't get you out of my mind. 1305 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,857 - But we're friends. 1306 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:07,070 - I fully expect you to blow me off. 1307 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,906 I can't hold a candle to a pop star. 1308 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:10,782 I'm outta here. 1309 01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:13,660 - Hold on. Talk to me. 1310 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,370 Ryan, wait. 1311 01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:18,540 - I'm going home. Have a good summer. 1312 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:27,465 - [man on boat] Look over there. What's that? 1313 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:30,844 - At 0600 hours eastern time, 1314 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:34,264 the life raft used by Jason Masters was recovered 1315 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:37,809 deflated, burned and battered. 1316 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:40,645 It is the coast guard's position that without this life raft, 1317 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:44,190 the survival of Jason Masters and Jenny Taylor 1318 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,525 is highly unlikely. 1319 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:46,818 - At 0900 hours, 1320 01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:49,779 the order was given to suspend the search. 1321 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:52,198 (reporters clamoring) 1322 01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:53,491 - [reporter] Meanwhile, around the world, 1323 01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:55,160 fans prayed diligently 1324 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,705 that the popular singing sensation will be found alive. 1325 01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,331 - [reporter] We'll keep you updated 1326 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:03,793 as new developments arise in the search for Jason Masters. 1327 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:19,475 - [Alexis] I was Miss California two years running. 1328 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,561 Nobody cut the mustard the second year, 1329 01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:23,688 so they extended me. 1330 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:26,399 - There she is. Hello, gorgeous. 1331 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:27,901 - Hi. 1332 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,360 - What's wrong with you? 1333 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:36,117 - Jason, I have to tell you something. 1334 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,535 - What's up? 1335 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:41,497 I have adored you from the first moment I saw you on MTV. 1336 01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:44,083 I was in love with you. 1337 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:48,129 But it's ridiculous because I didn't even know you. 1338 01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:49,881 But I thought that if we had some time 1339 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:53,426 to get to know each other, you'd see how great I was. 1340 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,221 That's crazy, right? 1341 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,850 You don't deserve what I did to you. 1342 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:02,101 - What'd you do to me? 1343 01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,645 - She's got jungle fever, Jason. 1344 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:05,146 She's lost her mind. 1345 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,564 - Can it, Alexis! 1346 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:07,607 - Oh! 1347 01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:10,610 (exhales sharply) 1348 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:12,528 - Look, I know that after I tell you this, 1349 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:15,240 you're gonna have me terminated, but whatever. 1350 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,200 I don't care. I just need this to end. 1351 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:21,204 - Jenny, stop it now! 1352 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,705 - I have to tell him. 1353 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,250 - What are you talking about? What is she talking about? 1354 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:27,710 - We're still on St. Lucia. 1355 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,297 - Oh, hey! 1356 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:32,799 Help! 1357 01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,634 Help! - [Jenny] We're not marooned. 1358 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:35,927 - What? 1359 01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:36,844 - I thought we were, 1360 01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:38,471 but when I found out we weren't, 1361 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:39,681 I didn't tell you. 1362 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,475 The resort is through that jungle. 1363 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:45,311 (Alexis gasps) 1364 01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:49,440 - You have no idea how sorry you're gonna be. 1365 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,817 - Yeah! 1366 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,068 - What are you talkin' about? You're part of this. 1367 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,319 - Moi? 1368 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,071 - Help! 1369 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,365 Help, help! 1370 01:07:57,365 --> 01:07:59,951 When my lawyers get through with you two, 1371 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:03,538 there's gonna be nothing left but a smoking cinder. 1372 01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:06,499 - [Alexis] Jason! 1373 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:07,542 - [Jason] Thanks, man. 1374 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:08,626 - [Alexis] Wait! 1375 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,006 - [Jason] No, no, no, no. 1376 01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:15,466 No. 1377 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:16,634 - [Alexis] She's crazy. 1378 01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:18,636 I'm just as scared and confused as you are. 1379 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:20,138 - You dropped something. - What? 1380 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:22,265 - Your accent. (Alexis screams) 1381 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,017 Go, go! 1382 01:08:24,017 --> 01:08:25,893 - Hey, aren't you Jason Masters? - Yeah, that's me. 1383 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,061 Let's go. - [woman] Oh, my god! 1384 01:08:27,061 --> 01:08:28,730 - [Jason] Au revoir! 1385 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:30,732 (speedboat putters) 1386 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:35,987 - You ruined everything. 1387 01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,864 I had him in the palm of my hand, 1388 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,824 and you blew it! 1389 01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:50,043 ♪ Latch on to love, babe ♪ 1390 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:55,673 ♪ When I need my space ♪ 1391 01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:59,719 ♪ I've been feelin' blue ♪ 1392 01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:02,889 ♪ Well, how 'bout you ♪ 1393 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,769 (thunder crashing) 1394 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:11,439 ♪ Maybe someday soon ♪ 1395 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:15,902 ♪ You'll be flyin' too ♪ 1396 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:19,530 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1397 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,449 - [Ryan's father] I'll pick you up at Logan. What time, son? 1398 01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:23,117 - My flight gets in at 10:00. 1399 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:24,452 - What happened? 1400 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,829 - It's a long story. I'll tell you when I get home. 1401 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,002 ♪ See me fall ♪ 1402 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:35,838 ♪ See me rise ♪ 1403 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:41,594 ♪ Grab one last look and wave good-bye ♪ 1404 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:46,682 ♪ You try and try to hold on ♪ 1405 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:51,437 - [man] It's all clear. You can get out now. 1406 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,523 - [news reporter] Breaking news from Storm Watch Central. 1407 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,483 Hurricane Sandy has suddenly shifted course 1408 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:58,194 and is headed for the resort island of St. Lucia. 1409 01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,196 It has left a trail of destruction and devastation 1410 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,614 across the Caribbean. 1411 01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:02,615 Forced evacuation has been ordered 1412 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,283 by the local authorities. 1413 01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:05,201 - [Hernandez] Ladies and gentlemen, 1414 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,286 may I have your attention? 1415 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,038 Everyone, attention. 1416 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,749 We're gonna get pounded; 100-mile-an-hour winds. 1417 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:13,251 They closed the airport. 1418 01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:15,795 We have to double up the people in the rooms. 1419 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:20,341 - Hey, Ryan, what's up? You know the hurricane comin'. 1420 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:21,384 - Where's it making landfall? 1421 01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:23,344 - On the north side of the island. 1422 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:24,303 What's wrong? 1423 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,975 Ryan! Ryan, where you goin'? 1424 01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,518 You know it's a hurricane out there. 1425 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:32,228 You might get caught up in it, Ryan. 1426 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,188 That's one crazy White boy. 1427 01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:47,535 (water splashing) (Alexis shrieks) 1428 01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:49,954 - You little wiener! I'll get you! 1429 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,998 I got your license plate number, buddy, yeah. 1430 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,208 I got it. Ugh! 1431 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,859 - Jenny! 1432 01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,235 Where are you? 1433 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:23,571 (Jenny screams) - Ow! 1434 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:29,577 - Jenny! Jenny!! 1435 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,835 - Ryan? 1436 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:47,220 (screams) Oh, my god! 1437 01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:54,227 (honks horn) 1438 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:58,564 (continues honking) 1439 01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,441 Ryan! - Jenny! 1440 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,817 Jenny, I'm coming. 1441 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:02,818 - Ryan! 1442 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:06,447 - Jenny. - It's stuck. 1443 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,115 - Hold on to me. I got you. 1444 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,790 (SUV crashing) 1445 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,541 Come on. 1446 01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:24,507 - Where are we? 1447 01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:25,758 - Come on. 1448 01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:30,680 Are you okay? 1449 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,431 - Yeah. I'll be fine. 1450 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,350 - We're safe now. 1451 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,893 I'm gonna make a fire. 1452 01:12:35,893 --> 01:12:41,107 ♪ I can see, see you there ♪ 1453 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,280 - You saved my life. 1454 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,990 - I did, didn't I? 1455 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:55,997 ♪ Wind and sunlight in your hair ♪ 1456 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:59,166 ♪ I can see you ♪ 1457 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:03,796 ♪ I can see you there ♪ 1458 01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:09,176 ♪ Your olive skin ♪ 1459 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:12,388 ♪ Your secret smile ♪ 1460 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,850 ♪ Betrayed again ♪ 1461 01:13:15,850 --> 01:13:22,607 ♪ A secret island in your mind ♪ 1462 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:25,693 ♪ Lost forever ♪ 1463 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:30,406 ♪ Lost for all time ♪ 1464 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:34,368 ♪ Who is to say ♪ 1465 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:35,745 (grunts) 1466 01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:38,164 ♪ Who is to know ♪ 1467 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:42,543 - Come on, there's gotta be something 1468 01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:44,211 at Tower Records for me. 1469 01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:47,048 I could be a cashier. Yeah? 1470 01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,341 - Milo? 1471 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:50,885 - Is it you? 1472 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,304 - Yeah. 1473 01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,640 - You're alive. 1474 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,558 You're alive! - Hey, that's cool. 1475 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,226 That's cool. 1476 01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:00,311 Enough. 1477 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:03,773 - Sorry. 1478 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:07,693 What happened? 1479 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:09,320 You got the whole world goin' ape over this. 1480 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,406 It's been a bloody freak show. Where the hell were you? 1481 01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:15,451 - I was blowin' chunks over the side and fell in, 1482 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,328 and this chick saves me, 1483 01:14:17,328 --> 01:14:19,038 and we think we're marooned on an island, 1484 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,082 only we're still in St. Lucia. 1485 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,541 - You were on St. Lucia the whole time? 1486 01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:24,377 - Yeah and she doesn't tell me, okay? I'm an idiot. 1487 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,461 - Who else knows? 1488 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:26,629 - That I'm an idiot? 1489 01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:28,381 - Who else knows about your shipwreck? 1490 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:31,342 - Only the people that picked me up. 1491 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,679 - They can be paid off. 1492 01:14:34,679 --> 01:14:36,013 Don't worry. 1493 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:38,391 I know exactly what to do. 1494 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:39,475 - Are you okay? 1495 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,686 - Yeah. I just need to shower and crash. 1496 01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:43,354 - [Milo] If it's not completely sold out, 1497 01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:44,271 he's not gonna do it. 1498 01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:45,856 - Milo, that's her. - You sure? 1499 01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:47,066 - Right there. The blonde. 1500 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,736 - Jenny, sweetheart. 1501 01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:52,863 Jason would like to have a word with you. 1502 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,073 - Excuse me. Who are you? 1503 01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:56,534 - Oh, here, love. Have some free tickets. 1504 01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:58,494 Right this way. - Wait. Ryan? 1505 01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,162 - Please, Jason's right through this door. 1506 01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:01,247 Really, really wants to see you. 1507 01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:02,540 - Hey, hold on! 1508 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:04,709 - Isn't she a babe? 1509 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:07,128 - Okay, I'm really confused. 1510 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:08,254 - Look, Jenny, 1511 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:11,382 despite your lies, depravity and deception, 1512 01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:13,175 I still meant what I said on the beach. 1513 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,677 - About destroying me? 1514 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,178 (nervous chuckle) 1515 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:18,139 - No, no. About liking you. 1516 01:15:18,139 --> 01:15:19,724 - He can't stop talking about you. 1517 01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:21,434 - [Belinda] Oh, my god, Jason. 1518 01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:24,895 You were right. She is adorable. 1519 01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:27,106 - Thanks. Okay, I'm just gonna get Ryan... 1520 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,525 - Jenny, we're gonna have a little press conference 1521 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:32,486 to fill in Jason's adoring fans about the last few days, 1522 01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:35,573 and we need you to say a few little words, too, love. 1523 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,324 - A press conference? - Yeah. 1524 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,701 We'll take a few pictures. 1525 01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:40,828 Get me Natasha. Tell her we have a hair emergency. 1526 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:43,247 - Okay, well, Ryan's just outside. 1527 01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:44,707 - He'll keep. 1528 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,167 - I'm from US Weekly. 1529 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,960 Is there any chance I can get an exclusive with Jason? 1530 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,378 - [Gil] Whoa, whoa! - [Ryan] What's going on? 1531 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,172 - Ryan. - Gil, get him out. 1532 01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:52,590 - No, wait. Let him stay. 1533 01:15:54,592 --> 01:15:56,302 - Look, to you, Jenny may just be 1534 01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:58,763 some crazy fan from Massachusetts. 1535 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:01,557 I mean, I know she can be a little impulsive 1536 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:04,185 and get carried away sometimes. 1537 01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:09,899 But she's the most amazing girl you will ever meet. 1538 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:13,277 And you are lucky to have her care so much about you. 1539 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:19,366 Jenny... I love you. 1540 01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:23,496 - Is this your boyfriend? 1541 01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,291 (Jason snaps fingers) - Lose the geek. 1542 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,375 - [Belinda] Guess not. - [Gil] Let's go. 1543 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,877 - [Ryan] No! - [Gil] Come on. 1544 01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:31,086 - Ryan! 1545 01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:34,381 - He'll be fine, love. They won't hurt him. 1546 01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:35,883 - It's not fair. 1547 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,510 Jenny! Jenny! 1548 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:39,303 - I really need you to help me out on this, Jenny. 1549 01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:40,596 - Okay, but-- 1550 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:45,726 - This'll all go away if we just... Play it right. 1551 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,772 - Welcome to the Sun Village Beach Resort at-- 1552 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,524 - Jason Masters is back! 1553 01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,025 (cheering) 1554 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:55,694 Presidential villa... Now. 1555 01:16:55,694 --> 01:17:00,449 Ladies and gentlemen, Jason Masters! 1556 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:06,163 - Whoo! 1557 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,333 (reporters clamoring) 1558 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,627 - [woman] ... with U.S. News. - You. 1559 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,045 - Jay Bigsby, Rolling Stone. 1560 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,505 Can you tell us what happened to you? 1561 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:17,174 - That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? 1562 01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:19,218 - [reporter] Don't leave us in the dark, Jason. 1563 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:22,513 - I was on a cruise ship with some friends. 1564 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:25,641 And a young lady fell overboard and naturally, 1565 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:26,934 I dove in to save her. 1566 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:28,352 (reporters exclaiming) 1567 01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:34,358 Managed to steer the tiny raft to a deserted island... 1568 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,986 Where I had to catch fish with my bare hands. 1569 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:39,363 - And where did you learn all that? 1570 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:40,364 - Boy scouts. 1571 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:45,619 I built a ship out of palm trees, 1572 01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:47,830 sailed back to St. Lucia, 1573 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,332 navigating by the stars, of course. 1574 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:57,756 It was with the support of one beautiful woman 1575 01:17:57,756 --> 01:18:00,509 that gave me the will to carry on. 1576 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:03,012 - [Alexis] Jason Masters! 1577 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:05,639 So... Tell us how you made it. 1578 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:09,602 Regale us with your Navy SEAL-like survival skills. 1579 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:12,146 - [woman] Who are you? What's your name? 1580 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,148 - Jason, who is this woman? (Jason stammering) 1581 01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:15,983 - [woman] What about Jenny Taylor? 1582 01:18:15,983 --> 01:18:17,484 - Who is the woman? 1583 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:19,486 One more question here. Who is the lady? 1584 01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:23,282 - And that one woman is Alexis Manetti! 1585 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:26,243 - Who's that?! 1586 01:18:26,243 --> 01:18:28,579 - What are you doing? - Saving both of us. 1587 01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:31,206 And I know they wouldn't want me to spill the beans, 1588 01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:33,834 but what the heck? I'm gonna do it anyway! 1589 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:37,296 May I present to all of you the future 1590 01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:43,636 Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Manetti! 1591 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,138 - Jenny, all the reports have you on the island with Jason. 1592 01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:48,140 - Well, that was just a publicity cover-up 1593 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,141 for the real affair. 1594 01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:50,601 (giggles) 1595 01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:53,228 I don't know. I guess they wanted a really pretty girl. 1596 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:56,023 - [man] Tell us, Jenny. So you're not with Jason? 1597 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,816 - No. 1598 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:01,820 My boyfriend is Ryan Howell, 1599 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:04,740 and he's standing right back there. 1600 01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:10,496 - Now that's what I'm talking about! 1601 01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:16,126 - [Alexis] ...and I'll love you forever. 1602 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,754 ♪ Try to find a meaning ♪ 1603 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:23,968 ♪ Knowing that I just left it all behind ♪ 1604 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:24,969 - Hi. 1605 01:19:24,969 --> 01:19:27,096 - Hi. 1606 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:29,014 - So, um... 1607 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,182 What are you doin' tonight? 1608 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,725 - Huh? - What are you doin' tonight? 1609 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,853 I was just thinking we could hang out. 1610 01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:36,605 You don't have to if you don't want to. 1611 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:41,235 You know, we could do something. 1612 01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:44,029 But if you can't-- - Jenny, please. 1613 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:45,197 Assert yourself. 1614 01:19:46,281 --> 01:19:47,825 - I love you. 1615 01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:58,794 How was that? 1616 01:19:58,794 --> 01:19:59,545 - It's a start. 1617 01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:01,505 (Jenny laughs) 1618 01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,924 - [Jenny] So why now? Why not two years ago? 1619 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:06,760 - Well, I finally took the advice from a good friend. 1620 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:09,388 I don't wanna be 90 and dead, thinking I should've tried. 1621 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:12,766 - Really? Sounds kinda lame. I mean... 1622 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:14,768 Can you think when you're dead? 1623 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:17,062 (both laughing) 1624 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:10,449 (audience cheering) 1625 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,829 - I'd like to dedicate this song to my new wife Alexis... 1626 01:21:15,829 --> 01:21:17,456 (clears throat) ...Masters. 1627 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,960 ♪ I think about you all the time ♪ 1628 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,963 ♪ Your face is etched into my mind ♪ 1629 01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:28,967 ♪ I can't breathe without us sharing air ♪ 1630 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,555 ♪ Impossible it seems to be ♪ 1631 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:36,850 ♪ That you could tame a guy like me ♪ 1632 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:41,396 ♪ Feel I'm not myself, but I don't care ♪ 1633 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:44,608 ♪ No, I don't care ♪ 1634 01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:49,196 ♪ I've been waiting here for hours ♪ 1635 01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:51,990 ♪ Just you on my mind ♪ 1636 01:21:51,990 --> 01:21:54,743 ♪ Never losing hope ♪ 1637 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:57,788 ♪ Quickly losing time ♪ 1638 01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:59,123 ♪ Always wonderin' ♪ 1639 01:21:59,123 --> 01:22:02,960 ♪ Can she be slippin' through my hands? ♪ 1640 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,171 ♪ I've examined ifs and ands ♪ 1641 01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:11,009 ♪ And I find I'm goin' crazy, crazy ♪ 1642 01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:13,345 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1643 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:16,014 ♪ Oh ♪ 1644 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,433 ♪ I'm goin' cra-a-azy ♪ 1645 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:19,977 ♪ Cra-a-azy ♪ 1646 01:22:19,977 --> 01:22:25,732 ♪ I can't, I can't get you off my mind ♪ 1647 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:14,364 [Jason] Yeah! 1648 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:16,325 We love you! 1649 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,159 Thank you. 1650 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,202 Oh, that's my girl. 1651 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,246 Good night, Winnipeg. 1652 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:25,250 ♪ ♪ 107742