All language subtitles for Lois.&.Clark.The.New.Adventures.of.Superman.S02E07.That.Old.Gang.of.Mine.1080p.HMAX.WEBRip.DD.2.0.H.265.-EDGE2020

- Oh, man.
- Beauty, ain't she?

I got her on loan

for the "Planet's"
anniversary celebration.

Chief, is this what they used
to drive when you were my age?

Well, son, you know
I may have gray hair

but that's from my job.

I wasn't even born
when this car was built.

What's wrong with this one?

Oh, when I came in last night,
I couldn't seem to get it

to shift out of park.

Well, let's see
what I can do, huh?

Okay.

Excuse me.

Y'all got the keys to my car?

You, uh, you wanna
run that by me again?

Oh, it's not
that confusing, pops.

You see, this here is my car
and I want it back.

So hand them over.

I don't know
what your game is, pal

but this car is on loan

from a collector
to my newspaper.

Newspaperman, huh?

Well, you boys
always were gutsy.

Bonnie.

Too bad I never much
cared for gutsy.

The car ain't got much gas.

You two are piling up
quite a resume.

Carjacking, armed robbery.

When the feds catch up
with you, both of you

are gonna go away
for a long time.

We've already been away
a long time.

Feds? You think
I'm afraid of Hoover?

What would a vacuum cleaner
company want with them?

Jimmy, J. Edgar Hoover

head of the FBI, 48 years.

- Never heard of him.
- They got any money?

No, just some pictures and
a bunch of these hard things.

What is that? Gold card.

Hell, it is.

'Well, I guess we'll get our gas
the old-fashioned way.'

- We'll steal it.
- Do we have to kill 'em, Clyde?

Kid's kind of cute.

Well, make it easy
on yourselves, boys.

Just, uh, sit back, relax
and breathe deep.

- How does this thing work here?
- You just push the button.

Ah.

'How you like that?'

I think I'm gonna like the '90s.

[breathing heavily]

Chief.

Chief, if I could somehow
press this with my head.

[grunts]

[car revving]

I knew we'd find a way out.

[theme music]

A little higher, a little
higher. To the right. Good.

Ah, come on. Come on.

If we're going to turn
this dreary little workplace

into a grand ballroom by Friday

we can't sit around
sipping cafe latte.

Hello.

Lois, Clark, in my office.

- Now.
- What's up, chief?

You're not gonna believe what
happened to us this morning.

We were almost killed.
I saved us.

What?

The kid's leaving out
a few details.

But the bottom line is..

...we were carjacked.

- Are you alright?
- 'Yeah, sure.'

But they got away
with that vintage car

we were gonna use
for the celebration.

Let me tell you
how I saved us, alright?

Picture this.
We're locked in the garage--

'Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy.'

Go splash some cold water
on your face.

I'll tell you about it later.

Did you get a good look
at him, chief?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Gave a very detailed description
to the police.

Then they looked at me
like I had three heads.

Why?

Because I told them
we'd been carjacked

by Bonnie and Clyde.

Chief, Bonnie and Clyde
died over 60 years ago.

Well, I know that, Lois.

They took my car, not my senses.

'But believe me,
they did quite a job.'

Costumes, makeup

the whole shebang.

Do you remember anything
specific about the costumes?

Well, you know, Lois, I'm not
real big on fashion accessories.

Especially when there's a gun
pointed at me.

Yeah, it's just that there was
a call that came in

over the police scanner
last week.

A man in a brown felt fedora
and alligator spats

held up a gun collector.

That's right. He got away with
an arsenal of antique weapons.

Tommy guns, Colt .45 automatics.

There could be some connection.

(Perry)
'Well, see what you can dig up.'

That car was a piece
of this paper's history.

It belonged to one
of our great publishers.

But more importantly,
it's not insured.

(male #1)
'That's right.
He's a dead ringer for Elvis.'

Of course, before he died.

Have a seat, folks.
I'll be right with you, huh?

This is the last one of these
places I let you drag me into.

I don't think carjackers
register with agents.

Lois, who would know better
than a look-alike agency

about famous impersonators?

Right. Right. Ciao.

The name's Sammy.

So, what can I do
for you nice folks?

I'm Clark Kent and this is
my partner, Lois Lane.

- We're from--
- Vegas, right? Huh?

No. Oh, wait, don't tell me,
I'll get it, I'll get it.

I never forget an act.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got it! Kutsher's
"The Catskills," right?

We're reporters
from the "Daily Planet."

Reporters, oh.

A babe with a face like yours
should be in show business.

Show business. Me?

Hey, I know talent
when I see it.

You throw on a wig,
you slap on a beauty mark

and you're a dead ringer for..

...Madonna, hmm?

- Madonna?
- Oh, yeah.

That's it, I'm gone.

Lois, wait. Please?

Sammy, we were wondering
if you represented

any Bonnie and Clyde
look-alikes?

Bonnie and Clyde.
Bonnie and Clyde.

Nope. No, no, sorry.

But it's funny
you should ask about them.

I had a guy here
a couple of weeks ago.

He was looking for some,
uh, gangster costumes.

Uh, do you remember his name
or what he looked like?

Sure. I keep records of all
my business transactions.

How do you think I got
where I am today, huh?

One can only wonder.

Oh, there it is.

Uh, Emil Hamilton.

Rented an entire rack
of gangster costumes.

'Now, I usually don't let
my costumes go out the door--'

Superman. What are you
doing here?

(Sammy)
'Ha-ha! I love it, I love it.'

It gets them every time.
Folks, say hello to Barry.

Barry? He's a look-alike?

How you doing? And lady

don't ask me to fly out
no windows, okay?

'Got some new 8 by 10s.'

Uh, that's good.

Well, those are pretty close..

(Clyde)
'This is a robbery.
Everybody, down.'

(Lois)
'Superman's hair
is a lot shorter. See?'

Whoa, you carry a picture
of Superman in your purse?

Well, no.
I mean, yes..

Go. Move it.

That is, I, uh,
it came with the wallet.

Oh.

Lois, I have to go downstairs

uh, to put some more money
in the meter.

I'll be right back.

So, uh, what's your name, huh?

- That's it. That's all of it.
- That's right.

Take a good look, sister.

All of you, take a look.

'This is the face that's gonna
be smiling back at you'

from your evening paper.

The face of John H. Dillinger.

Hey, what is taking so long?

I am getting wrinkles
waiting out there.

Aren't you boys a little late
for Halloween?

Look who's talking.

Who are you supposed to be?
Uh, Little Boy Blue?

Put down those guns.

Oh, my,
he is one hunk of a man.

[gunfire]

What is this, a cap gun?

Jeez, you couldn't hit
the broadside of a barn.

That's far enough, pal.
I ain't gonna miss this close.

Happy birthday.

[people screaming]

Let's go. Come on.

[explosion]

(male #2)
'Superman, over here.

'I think he's having
a heart attack.'

We better get you to a hospital.

Nice of you to show up.

While you were putting money
in the parking meter

the bank was robbed by someone
posing as John Dillinger.

Oh, and Bonnie and Clyde put in
an encore performance as well.

- What's that?
- Ticket stub from the Cineplex.

- It could be a clue.
- A clue?

It's a movie ticket stub.

Do you know how many people
were in here today?

- It could belong to anybody.
- Dillinger dropped it.

How do you know that?

Um, I saw Superman on the way
back here and he told me.

What does he make of all this?

Believe me, Lois,
he's as baffled as I am.

CK, Lois, I've got some
information you're gonna love.

You know that vintage car
the chief borrowed?

I found out it once belonged
to the real Clyde Barrow.

So that got me thinking.

I called the cemeteries
where they're buried.

- Jimmy.
- I-I know it sounds weird.

But get this.

Both cemetery directors
said that a few years ago

a scientist had
their bodies dug up

and took bone and hair samples.

That's pretty creepy, huh?

Did you get
the scientist's name?

Uh, yeah, it was, uh, Hamilton.

Professor Emil Hamilton?

Yeah. How did you know?

Yep, we got a pretty
sweet future in this town

so long as we don't keep
running into that clown

with the blue tights.

Well, I'd be happy
to keep him occupied

any time you boys wanna run out
and knock over a few more banks.

That's enough.

What have you done?

You were to go
nowhere without me.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the news
report I've just heard.

Don't you realize you could've
ruined years of my work?

- Pipe down, would you?
- I-I will not pipe down.

This experiment
is the most significant

scientific breakthrough
in modern history.

Oh, look, this newfangled box
even plays cartoons.

I will not be ignored.

I did not give up
17 years of my life

to bring you back,
so you could rob banks.

Don't be mad, professor.

Please, your perfume,
it's killing me. My allergies.

(Bonnie)
'Well, you can't keep us
locked up here forever.'

What is it that girl
sings on the radio?

- "Girls just wanna have fun."
- Don't you understand?

I brought you back,
so that you could help

'civilization, not hurt it.'

Well, we gotta do
something, professor.

I mean, we're sitting here going
nuts watching this contraption.

I-I'm sorry, but-but until I
complete the genetic altering

'of your personalities, I cannot
let you back out into society.'

Until then, you will just have
to abide by my rules.

The rules have changed.

No one makes the rules
for Al Capone but Al Capone.

Now that I'm back

I'm thinking
of taking over Metropolis.

[man speaking in French]

(male #3)
'Mr. White, I know
you have a paper to run'

but I have a reputation
to uphold.

Now I just need a decision.

Oh, now, look, Jacques,
I don't care

what kind of napkins you use.

Just make sure my guests don't
have to wipe their mouths

with their sleeves.

Morning. Got some information
on Hamilton.

He's a real science nerd.

Spends 24 hours a day
working in his lab.

No family. No friends.

Every penny he puts
into funding experiments.

Well, I'm not surprised.

DNA modification
is very expensive.

DNA modification?

I found an article
in the library.

Hamilton believed that
he could restructure DNA

and short-circuit
aggressive behavior.

He hoped to eliminate all
antisocial impulses in man.

Did he ever say anything about
bringing criminals back to life?

Not directly, but he did say

they'd be the best people
to experiment on.

He even claimed
that he'd found a way

to accelerate the maturation
process of the embryos.

Really?
The people I talked to said

his theories outraged
the scientific community.

Maybe that's why
he dropped out of sight.

Hey, guys. Get a load of this.

It just came over on the fax.

The police got a definite make
on the bank robbers.

The fingerprints
are an exact match

with the real John Dillinger,
Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker.

What are we dealing with here?

A "Jurassic Park"
of human beings?

Let's go find Bobby Bigmouth.

I mean if Hamilton created these

whatever he might've created

Bobby would be
the one person to know.

Uh, don't forget to show
that fax to Perry.

(Clark)
'Hold the elevator, please.
Thank you.'

Hey, kid.

Point me in the direction
of Perry White.

He, uh, might be in his office.

Do you have an appointment?

Al Capone don't need
no appointment.

Oh, no, no, no,
we can't have you smoking

this nasty little thing in here.

Do you have any idea
the effect this cigar

will have on my hydrangeas?

Do you have any idea
the effect this fist

will have on your face?

Perry White?

Al Capone.

Oh, great shades of Elvis.

They're coming out
of the woodwork now.

- Who's Elvis?
- Who's Elvis?

Look, pal, I don't know what
kind of charade you're pulling--

Hey, is that any way
to talk to a guy

who just came by
to do you a favor?

The coupe, out back.

Washed and waxed.

'Sorry about Clyde,
he was still making payments'

when they got him.

Oh, and by the way

found this under the front seat.

I think it belongs to you.

- What is this?
- Come on, Mr. White.

You're an editor,
I'm a businessman.

'Let's just say we both know
how to run an organization.'

And we both know
that it's the grease

that keeps the presses flowing.

You see, I could use
someone like you

to say the right things
about me in the paper.

Look, I've just about had enough

of "Masterpiece Theatre"
for one day.

Why don't you take
this, uh, dirty money

and that phony scar
and get out of my office?

[coughs]

Wouldn't you like to, uh, think
about this for a couple of days?

Oh, I thought about it.
Curtain's down, show's over.

You know, Mr. White,
I really enjoy your paper.

I'd hate to see it shut down
over union problems.

Chief, I can't believe
you just did that.

What do you mean? All I did
was throw out the garbage.

Yeah, I mean, that's Al Capone.

Come on, Jimmy. That guy's
nothing but a con artist.

Uh, chief, I have a fax
you might wanna see.

- Those raviolis smell great.
- Lois, it's for Bobby.

- He won't know.
- Oh, yeah, right.

Remember what happened
last time you tried to pick

some of the cheese
off his pizza?

He got all pouty,
wouldn't tell us anything.

I still don't know how he knew
the cheese was missing.

I was very careful
not to disturb the pepperoni.

[pager beeps]

That's the office.
I'd better go call in.

Uh-uh-uh.

- Hey.
- Oh.

Bobby, how did you
get back there?

Trade secret.

And how dare you eavesdrop
on my conversation?

Come on, I can't help it.
I'm a professional snitch.

Now what'd you bring me today?

A wide variety
of culinary delights as usual.

Do I detect an attitude here,
huh, huh?

Well, look, you know, I don't
have to snitch for you anymore.

There's a reporter at the "Star"
whose gonna give me

my own chef if I start
working for them.

Hi, Clark.

That was Jimmy.
You're not gonna believe this.

Al Capone just paid
Perry a visit.

How many of these characters
are there out there?

(Clark)
'I don't know,
but Capone tried to bribe him.'

Apparently, the mayor
got the same offer.

Bobby, what do you know
about these people?

Look, all I know is
it's an experiment gone bad.

Hamilton really did it.

(Bobby)
'And this regenerated
Capone character'

not a big fan
of the no-smoking laws.

- What else?
- What else? What, for this?

You didn't even bring me
dessert. Come on.

Lois.

Oh, tortes. Way to go, girl.

- You redeemed yourself.
- Now talk.

Look, there's this guy.

He's got this illegal gaming
club downtown on Hobb Street.

His name is Georgie Hairdo.

Capone's thugs have been
leaning on him pretty hard.

What's Capone's interest
in the club?

Oh, come on. Come on.

He wants a piece of the action
just like the old days.

Oh, anybody want this pickle?

Look, something's going down
at the club tonight.

That's all I know. I gotta run.

Oh, and by the way, next time

bring me something
to drink, huh?

And I don't mean
none of that imported water.

Something American.

So what do you think?

I think this pickle's awful.

I think we should
visit that club.

Pretty classy crowd
for an illegal gambling club.

Isn't that Congressman Haines
and his wife?

The fat lady sings.

Nice to see how our taxes
are being spent.

Let's go.

You think they're gonna
just let us walk in there?

Give me some credit, Clark.

I got enough smarts to get
around some stupid bouncer.

[knocks]

- Yeah?
- Hi, uh, we have reservations.

We don't take reservations.
What's the password?

- Joe sent me.
- Uh-uh.

- The Eagle has landed?
- Uh-uh.

- Swordfish.
- Swordfish?

I saw that Marx Brothers movie
too, lady.

- Nice try.
- Uh, she's just kidding.

The fat lady sings.

I saw it in an old
"Untouchables" episode.

Lois, we're here to work.

Just a few more nickels.
I just got it warmed up.

Four's a point.

'Seven. Seven out.'

New shooter coming up.

[indistinct chatter]

- Seven.
- Yes!

Winner.

Hey, handsome.

How about some company?

Sure.

So you come here often?

I haven't been here in years.

Actually, I haven't been
anywhere in years.

Uh, what can I get you to drink?

Why don't you surprise me?

Uh, could I get a white wine
for the lady

and I'll have a club soda,
please?

So you seem a little wound up.

Why don't you loosen
your tie and relax?

Uh..

- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

No, I just get
a little shy sometimes.

I don't like to show people
my, uh, underwear.

Yes!

Oh. Oh!

Excuse me.

Uh, could you watch these
for me, please?

- Excuse me, Mr. Hairdo?
- You talking to me?

Yes, aren't you Georgie Hairdo?

Do I look like a dead
bald guy to you?

- I beg your pardon?
- Georgie Hairdo.

He was found floating in the
Hobbs River a couple hours ago.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Well, I'm not.

I owed him 20 large.

Ugh.

- You got nice hands.
- Uh, thank you.

Do you, uh, live nearby?

Now that's a pretty forward
question for a man

who won't show me his underwear.

Hey, hey, back off, pretty boy.
The lady's taken.

Knock it off, Clyde.

You're supposed to be
watching the door.

Look, uh, it was nice meeting
you, both of you.

I have to go and, uh,
find someone. Excuse me.

Clark, I just found out
Georgie Hairdo is dead.

Bonnie and Clyde are both here.
We've gotta call the police.

- Come on.
- Hey, you go.

I gotta find a gray-haired lady
with a bucket of my nickels.

[gunfire]

(Al Capone)
'My apologies,
ladies and gentlemen'

'for this little interruption.'

I just dropped by to inform you
that Georgie Hairdo

has wisely decided to retire
from the hospitality business.

So from this day forward, this
joint is owned by Al Capone.

Hey, Al, maybe we can make this
little cutie our head hostess.

I was always partial
to a lady in red.

- Leave her alone.
- Who are you, her big brother?

[gunfire]

[screams]

Clark!

[sniffling]

No.

You moron.
What did you do that for?

Now we gotta get out of here.
Joey, pick up the stiff.

'I can't be linked to a murder.'

No.

No.

No.

No.

Clark!

'Clark!'

[sobs]

[knock on door]

(Perry)
'Oh, come on in, Jimmy.'

I'm, uh..

I'm, I'm sorry
to bother you, chief.

I don't, I don't know what..

This can't be happening.

You don't check out in your 20s.

Now, son, I..

I know it's hard to accept, son.

Clark was a..

Well, he was something special.

'You know, I remember
the first time he came in here'

looking for a job.

Full of that confidence
that you get

when you don't know any better.

Mr. White,
the caterer's on the phone.

He wants to know when we're
going to reschedule the party.

We're not rescheduling.
Party's on for tonight.

I don't think anybody's
in the mood for a party, chief.

Let me tell you
something, Jimmy.

"Daily Planet's" a lot more
than just paper and ink.

Now, by honoring the "Planet"
tonight, we honor Clark.

Everything he stood for.

Now, Jimmy.

I want you to run this down
to the press room.

We still got a newspaper
to get out.

[melancholic music]

Lois, you didn't have
to come in today.

I couldn't stay home.

I just kept thinking
about Clark..

...lying there.

I feel like it's all my fault
that he was killed.

Oh, honey,
you can't blame yourself.

You had no way of knowing
what was gonna happen.

No. He died
trying to protect me.

In one..

...lousy second..

...I lost my partner..

...and my best friend.

He died without ever knowing.

I never told him.

(male #4)
'Miss Lane,
I'm sorry to bother you.'

I'm Detective Wolfe, Homicide.

I need to get your signature
on the statement

that you gave last night.

You guys got any leads
on these animals?

Not yet, but we will.

Detective Wolfe, there's a call
for you on line two.

Wolfe, yeah.

Has it been confirmed?

'Look, we have 14 possibles
on Capone's whereabouts.'

Okay, just add it to the list.

Listen.

We're gonna work on this
day and night.

I'll keep you posted.

Honey, you wanna go grab
some coffee, talk about this?

Uh-uh.

Okay.

I didn't know what else to do.

I had to pretend I was dead

or everyone would know
that I'm Superman.

And now everything
that I've worked for

my job, my friends, my life..

...it's over.

Mr. White called
while you were in the shower.

Did he say anything about Lois?

Just that she was taking it
really hard.

[sighs]
I guess that should make me
feel a little better..

...but it doesn't.

I wish I could be there for her.

Clark, you can as Superman.

Dad, Superman doesn't work
at "The Daily Planet."

He doesn't go to ball games
with Jimmy and Perry.

He doesn't listen to Lois
go off on some weird tangent

and secretly love it.

But you'll still be
able to see them.

Yeah, but not the way I want.

They all treat me so differently
as Superman, especially Lois.

All we can say is,
a lot of people you care about

are still in danger

and Metropolis needs Superman.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't even know
where to start looking for them.

All I have to go on is a ticket
stub that Dillinger dropped.

A ticket stub?
Clark, don't you know?

'That's how they caught him
60 years ago.'

He was coming out of a theater.

'Dillinger is a big movie buff.'

[suspenseful music]

[music continues]

[bubbles gurgling]

[intense music]

- Professor Hamilton?
- Huh!

- Lois Lane, "Daily Planet."
- The press?

Are the police with you?

No.

Is it true?

Did you create Capone
and the others?

I'm afraid so.

I can't control them anymore.
They're..

They've, they've, they've--

Professor, why are you
locked in here?

It's-it's Capone.

He's making me
regenerate more of his gang.

- What's in the vat?
- Baby Face Nelson.

Or at least, it will be.

Uh, Miss Lane,
you must believe me.

It wasn't supposed
to be this way.

I wanted to benefit mankind.

Hollywood's created a dozen
versions of Frankenstein

and you still didn't
get the point.

Come on, we gotta get you
out of here.

Come on.

Do you know where they are now?

They never tell me anything.

[gasps]

[indistinct chatter]

What's the matter
with this town?

The Boy Scouts take it over?

I offer a 100 grand and nobody's
interested in selling out.

I remember when you could've
bought three congressmen

and a judge for half of that.

Yeah. I guess they call them
the good old days for a reason.

Well, I'm through playing
nicey-nice with these people.

If I can't buy them,
then I'm gonna eliminate them.

'I see here they're having
a little get-together'

at the "Planet" tonight.

Anybody worth owning
is gonna be there.

You still think it's bad manners
to crash the party?

(John)
'Not if you bring a gift.'

You figure, uh, three slugs
apiece ought to be enough?

[sneezes]

Well, well, well.

The little lady in red
from the casino.

You know, I locked the professor

up in the lab
for a reason, toots.

The morals of this country
have absolutely gone to pot.

What the..

When did people start to fly?

Not long before they started
coming back from the dead.

- Enjoy the movie?
- How'd you find me?

Same way the FBI found you
60 years ago

coming out of
the Biograph Theater.

I guess old habits
die hard, huh?

Where's Capone
and the rest of the thugs?

- I don't rat.
- Really?

One more time.
Where's Capone?

(John)
'Hey, who you kidding?'

I know you good guys
don't hurt nobody.

That was before
you killed Clark Kent.

He was a very good friend
of mine.

Oh, I didn't know
you two guys were so close.

As close as two people can get.

- Now where's Capone?
- I, uh..

I don't remember.

Well, maybe it'll come to you
on the way down.

[screams]

Do you remember now?

[whistles]

[screaming]

[gasps]

I have been known to miss
on occasion.

Mr. Capone? Al?
May I call you Al?

I-I think you're making
a mistake, sir.

I-I mean, without me,
who are you gonna get

to bring back more
of your friends?

Luckily, professor,
you wrote everything down.

I think I can find an egghead

a lot easier to work with
than you.

Next.

Capone, I could help you
get to Perry White.

We're very close.
I'm his top reporter.

[pager beeps]

- What's that?
- What's that noise?

It's my beeper.
Someone's trying to contact me.

'Can I use your phone?'

[chuckles]

This dame is one for the bugs.

Annoying little thing.

- 'Alright, start her up.'
- Listen, Capone.

Perry respects me.
He trusts me.

I-I could get him to work
for you.

Doesn't this broad
ever stop yammering?

[sneezes]

(Lois)
'No. No.'

'No! Wait! You can't
just leave us here.'

Help!

Help, help!
Somebody help us!

[dramatic music]

Superman.

I guess you heard
about CK being murdered.

Yes, I did.

In fact, I have some news
about that for Lois.

- Do you know where she is?
- No, she left.

Uh, she seemed pretty upset.

I've been trying to reach her,
but she hasn't answered

her page.

Do me a favor.

Page her again
and keep paging her.

You got it.

[groaning]

[sneezes]

Instead of playing with DNA

you should've found a cure
for allergies.

[sneezes]

[pager beeping]

[sneezing]

[panting]

- Are you alright?
- Just a little stiff.

I'd take you home, but there's
something I have to do first.

Superman, wait.

I can't believe
this is happening.

[sobs]

First, they take Clark
away from me.

Now if Capone and his gang
have his way

I'll never see Perry
or Jimmy again.

I can't tell you how sorry I am
about your partner.

Clark?

Clark?

Clark!

You're alive.
I can't believe it.

How is this possible?

Superman found me
after they dumped my body.

He froze me with his super
breath to preserve my tissue.

Then he took me
to Dr. Hamilton's lab

and followed the procedures
in his manuscript.

Of course, freezing the tissue
means no permanent damage.

- So it's as if I never died.
- Exactly.

Oh, Clark, I don't care if
he used Krazy Glue, you're back.

Oh, Mr. Kent, I can't tell you
how glad I am you're alive.

I mean, thank God, my work
has finally come to some good.

Oh, Clark, the "Planet,"
we've gotta warn them.

Capone and his gang,
they're gonna kill everybody

at the party tonight.

You-you two go.
There's something I have to do.

Uh, Lois, you go ahead.
I'll meet you there.

Oh, no!
Don't even think about it.

I'm not letting you
out of my sight. Come on.

[indistinct chatter]

Uh, ladies and gentlemen.

If I could have
your attention, please, uh..

It's too quiet in here.
You know what this place needs?

- What?
- Fireworks.

A man who was an inspiration
to all of us..

...and who was one of the best
damn reporters ever

'to have a byline
on this newspaper.'

To Clark Kent.

[applause]

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Al Capone.

Now we'd appreciate it
if you would all line up.

(Jacques)
'What are you doing? This party
is bad enough without you.'

Get out
or perhaps you would like

to stay for some hors d'oeuvres?

Uh.

You're the one who killed CK.

Hey, everybody, this is the guy
who killed Clark.

Shut up.

Call the police.
I'll meet you upstairs.

Mr. Capone, this is not 1940.

The police are probably already
downstairs in the lobby.

'Don't make things
worse for yourself.'

The only person things are gonna
get worse for is you, chief.

(Superman)
'Capone, no!'

[gunfire]

[screams]

- You again?
- Looking for these?

[laser fire]

[screaming]

Grab them. Grab them.

[grunts]

That's for CK.

Uh-huh.

That's for crashing
a Jacques party.

- Hey, not so fast.
- Hey, that ain't very ladylike.

Yeah, well,
I'm a woman of the '90s

and you're not much of a lady.

[screams]

[groaning]

This is for pulling the lever
on the cement mixer.

Aah.

Hey, what's going on here?

Alcatraz is closed, Capone.

But I'm sure they'll find
something nice for you.

Alright, come on. You have
the right to remain silent.

If you give up that right,
anything you say..

Have you guys seen Clark?

Now, Lois, you've been through
a horrible ordeal.

We all have,
but Clark is gone, honey.

(Clark)
'I don't know
about that, chief.'

What?

Phew!

I gotta start jogging again.

[chuckles]
CK!

- How? I mean, what?
- It's a long story, chief.

(Jimmy)
'Wow, that's
an incredible story.'

Jimmy, come on, son,
I'll drive you home.

- I'll see you tomorrow, CK.
- Yeah, tomorrow.

Mr. Kent, Miss Lane.

Professor Hamilton,
what happened?

I-I burned up my lab.
I destroyed all my research.

I realized that playing around
with life and death

those are things
best left to nature.

(Wolfe)
'Professor Hamilton,
if you don't mind'

I'd like to ask you
a few questions.

- Actually, a lot of questions.
- As long as it's not about DNA.

You're not pressing charges
against him, are you?

For an error in judgment,
I don't think so.

If you'll excuse me,
I have to get back downtown.

It seems like Dillinger's
already got himself a lawyer

'and he's willing
to testify against Capone.'

Oh, by the way,
you're my first homicide case

that ever solved itself.
Thanks.

So I guess
I'll see you tomorrow.

- You want a lift home?
- Yeah, sure.

You know, being dead
really takes it out of you.

Clark, when I thought
you were gone

I did some thinking
about my life.

You know, what it would be like
without you in it.

I know what you're thinking.

"Gee, Lois, how self-centered
can you be?"

But just hear me out.

I know our relationship
has always been..

...difficult to define.

But when I thought about
how much I missed you..

...how much I was going to miss
you for the rest of my life..

...well, I started to think..

...maybe there's more
to our relationship

than just friendship.

[sighs]

Or maybe not.

[theme music]