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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,970 Tonight is the fucking night, okay? 4 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:33,600 We've looked like shit for years, and we are developing. 5 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,560 I would say I'm actually mostly developed. 6 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:38,770 We're finally hot. At least, according to me. 7 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,230 We're getting out there. 8 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:41,770 We're getting in the cooch, my girl. 9 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:44,480 We are getting in the puss and we're gettin' wet. 10 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,150 Man, speak for yourself. 11 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,280 Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year, 12 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,740 just like nobody wanted to fuck me last year or the year before. 13 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:53,200 Okay, well, I'm gonna talk to Brittany. 14 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,400 I think that it's time. 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,490 Oh, really? It's time? 16 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,740 There wasn't time in the last 11 years 17 00:00:57,940 --> 00:00:59,290 we've all been going to school together? 18 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:00,580 I've been building tension. 19 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:01,960 You know, you could say hi to Isabel. 20 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,160 Yeah, okay. 21 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,580 And just what would I say? 22 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:08,050 Like, "Hey, girl, what's up? How's your boyfriend? 23 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:09,880 How's his penis? 24 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,880 Still awesome and big and throbbing and, uh, like a male penis?" 25 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,590 They could have broken up, you never know. 26 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:16,390 The fair is like a completely fresh start. 27 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:19,060 I'm not doin' that with Isabel, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:22,310 Like, I'm... I'm... I'm playin' the long game with her, okay? 29 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:24,310 - Mmm. - Here's how it's gonna shake out. 30 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,610 I don't speak to the bitch for years. 31 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:29,820 Bam! It's the 20th high school reunion. 32 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,280 I show up, I'm in a little suit 33 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,360 like the lesbian I am, you know what I mean? 34 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,570 It's probably white, okay? 35 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:37,080 She looks at me, I look back at her. 36 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:39,160 What the fuck happened to her? 37 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,700 She's washed up. 38 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,670 I mean Jeff has run her ragged. 39 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:46,790 That's when my ass swoops in, okay? 40 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:50,380 That made me so sad. What? Okay. 41 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:51,880 Josie, tick-tock. 42 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,970 We're not gonna be sexy little high schoolers forever. 43 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:55,930 Soon we're gonna be old hags in college. 44 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:58,180 Do you wanna be the only girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence? 45 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,380 Yeah, honestly, maybe. 46 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:00,850 I might have a good shot that way. 47 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:04,290 I don't need this negative, really sad attitude. Please. 48 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:07,040 What the fuck are you wearing? 49 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:11,320 It's really not too late to turn around, you know? 50 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,110 I think you wanna be here. 51 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:14,530 Who said that? 52 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,030 - Where'd you get that idea? - I'm just feeling... 53 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:19,200 You're getting nervous because of how excited you are. 54 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,700 - No. No, no. - Yeah, yeah. 55 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,580 Oh, and we're crossing. And we're getting in there. 56 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,870 No, I can't, I'm sorry. Ahhh! Fuck, my arm! 57 00:02:26,070 --> 00:02:27,170 There's nothing wrong with your arm. 58 00:02:27,370 --> 00:02:28,750 You have Munchausen's. 59 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,460 Look, just follow my lead. 60 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:31,840 - Hello, ladies. - Oh. 61 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,170 Oh. You know what? 62 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,495 - Just keep going. - How was your summer? 63 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,220 - Good to see you. - Okay, you know what? 64 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:37,680 Uh, it's not gonna happen, okay? 65 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,680 This school has such a gay problem. 66 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,270 Okay, no. No one hates us for being gay. 67 00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:45,850 Everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly. 68 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,770 Like, look at Matthieu. 69 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:49,560 Rock on, man. Killin' it. 70 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,860 I love what you're doing with the school play. 71 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,670 Thanks, bitch. 72 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,860 - Fuck! - Yeah. 73 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,360 Knocks it out of the park, every year. 74 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,330 - Every show. - Yeah. 75 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,660 Ooh. Popcorn. 76 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:03,860 Don't mind if I do. 77 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,720 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Hazel. 78 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:20,050 Oh, hey, Hazel. How was your summer? 79 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,260 Were you with your uncle at the slop farm? 80 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:24,660 If you mean volunteering at the National Meat Association, 81 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:27,100 yeah, it was good. 82 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,520 What are you guys doing here? 83 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,720 You guys never come to the fair. 84 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:30,900 What happened to your arm? 85 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,270 Oh, my God, she ate shit is what happened. 86 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:34,730 She ate literal shit? What the fuck? 87 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,900 - Mmm. - Or did you get beat up again? 88 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,610 No, I just tripped and I... 89 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,620 Or were you jumped? Was it spy camp? 90 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:42,160 Did you go to juvie? 91 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,790 - Yeah, we went to juvie. - Ladies and gentlemen... 92 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,405 - Oh, my God, it was juvie? - ... it's time to get ready, 93 00:03:45,530 --> 00:03:49,000 get wild, and get horny for our very own Vikings! 94 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,830 Oh, my God, what did you do? 95 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,420 And the man who will lead us to victory 96 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,510 against the evil, maniacal, 97 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,880 shit-eating Huntington Ferrets, 98 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,300 let's hear it for Jeff! 99 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,970 Jeff! Have my babies! 100 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:03,680 Jeff, fill me with your seed! 101 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:06,680 I just don't get why girls like guys like that. 102 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,480 It's like they're like dogs, or pigs, or is there a... 103 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,000 What's the grossest animal? 104 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:14,020 Jeff, come sign my tits! 105 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,250 Eat my pussy! 106 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,130 That's right. 107 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,200 Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel. 108 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,410 Gimme that. Josie, take this. Take this. 109 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:26,910 - Take this. - No. 110 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:28,410 Really quick. This is the moment. 111 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:30,290 Stop yelling at me! 112 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:31,640 Could you give that back really quickly? 113 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:33,710 - Hey, Brittany. - PJ. 114 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:36,420 I am loving all the... 115 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,170 holes in your pants. 116 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:39,370 Thanks. 117 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,300 You look like a little Dutch boy. 118 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,500 Thank you. 119 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,760 So, Britt... Can I call you Britt? 120 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,810 I prefer if you just called me my name. 121 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:49,310 - Britt-a-nay. Um, but... - No, not that. 122 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,940 Brittany. 123 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:52,580 Are you thinking of riding the Ferris wheel at all tonight? 124 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,940 I wasn't. I'm going on the puke and duke. 125 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,140 I need to pull trig. 126 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:57,530 - No, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 127 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,740 I'm gonna say something crazy. 128 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:02,360 I think you could eat food, 129 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,950 digest it, let it marinate, poop it out. 130 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,280 Mmm, gross. 131 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,950 Maybe this? You want a bite of this? 132 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,250 - Oh, no. - Yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Ugh. 133 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:12,120 You want a hot dog? We could go get hot dogs. 134 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,420 Oh, I don't know. 135 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:14,790 Yeah, we could get the bun and the ketchup. 136 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:16,920 - No bun. No. - You gotta get the bun. 137 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,760 - Yes, you could. - No. 138 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,800 No bun. Okay. 139 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,090 Um, Isabel. 140 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,390 Josie was just saying something similar to me. 141 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:26,590 I don't think so. 142 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,220 I think so. It was really good. 143 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:29,740 It was super funny. 144 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:37,250 You're just so... You're skinny too, as well. 145 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,690 I'm Josie, by the way, good evening. 146 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,450 Yeah, you're skinny... 147 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,910 You're real skinny minnie, aren't ya? 148 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,910 You probably should eat. 149 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:48,330 They're gonna send you to the hospital with how skinny you are. 150 00:05:48,530 --> 00:05:50,890 Uh-oh, call the doctor. Skinny girl, I see. 151 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,580 Okay, do you guys want any of our tickets? 152 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:55,810 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 153 00:05:57,310 --> 00:06:00,510 Fuck! Fuck! 154 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,510 I don't want to say it, but we're fucked. 155 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,050 You know what? I'm good. 156 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,050 'Cause it's not gonna happen for me. 157 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,510 If it's not happening here, 158 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:10,260 then it's definitely not happening at Emerson, okay? 159 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:12,480 I'm done trying to sow my damn oats. 160 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:14,560 - No. - I'm packing up my vagina 161 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,150 and I'm fucking Matthieu. 162 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:17,610 That's the only hope for me. 163 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,150 - No. - It's me and Matthieu, man. 164 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:20,570 And 'cause he's gay and fearless, 165 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:22,360 he's probably gonna fuck me without protection. 166 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,570 Then I'm gonna get pregnant. 167 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:24,770 We're going to have to join a church. 168 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:25,950 He'll be the gay pastor. 169 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,530 My whole life's fucked! 170 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,370 And yeah, sure, his sermons are good, 171 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:31,120 but everybody knows he's fruity. 172 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,540 Everybody knows he's fucking fruity! 173 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:36,250 By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us 174 00:06:36,450 --> 00:06:37,920 'cause he knows we're both closeted, 175 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,090 but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. 176 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:41,500 And yeah, guess what? 177 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,340 The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! 178 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:46,720 He's fucking the evangelist! 179 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,640 I don't wanna live like that. 180 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,470 Will you come and visit us on Sundays? 181 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:56,350 Please, will you come and visit us on Sundays? 182 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,270 - Isabel. - Leave me alone! 183 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:00,650 - Stop following me. - Wait, shut up. 184 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:01,900 - What? - Look. 185 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,780 - Don't touch me. - Isabel, baby. 186 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:05,190 My teeny, tiny baby girl. 187 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,360 Why do you always have to flirt with other women? 188 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,620 It doesn't count if they're not in high school. 189 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:10,950 Especially Mrs. Reilly! 190 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,950 - Josie, offer her a ride. - I don't think so. 191 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,150 Yes, come on. 192 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,580 ... Irish Catholic. 193 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,150 And I'm regular Christian! 194 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,750 - Josie, ask her. Come on. - PJ, stop. 195 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:20,630 You're hurting my head. 196 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:23,090 You're attacking me, and it's giving me a migraine. 197 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:25,460 And it's giving me PTSD about all the other times I've had migraines. 198 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,380 - Just do it now. - No. 199 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,320 - Just go fucking ask her. - No. Isabel, would you like a safety ride? 200 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,200 Isabel. 201 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,970 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 202 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,390 Isabel... 203 00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:36,890 Get out of the car. 204 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,230 You can't tell me what to do. 205 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:40,100 - Yeah, no, he can't. - Okay, 206 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:43,150 I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Reilly 207 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,280 and lightly grazed her left tit, all right? 208 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,530 Move, you prick! 209 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:49,570 Uh, excuse me, she said, "Move, prick." 210 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:50,770 Don't talk to me, you ugly bitch, okay? 211 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:53,490 I do not talk to girls in overalls. 212 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:54,865 - Hey. - Okay, I might be ugly, 213 00:07:54,866 --> 00:07:55,866 but these aren't overalls. 214 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:58,250 Isabel, get out of the freaking car! Get out! 215 00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,920 Get out! Come on. 216 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,195 - I feel like we should just drive. - Drive. 217 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,380 - Drive. - Let's just go. 218 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,960 Please. You're being really mean right now. 219 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,300 - He'll move. - He's not moving. 220 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,500 He's gonna move. 221 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,840 - We're about to drive. - Isabel. 222 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,840 - Drive. He'll move. - Just drive. Josie, go. 223 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,300 - Three, two one... - Pedal to the metal. Drive! 224 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:23,150 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 225 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:24,420 Jeff? 226 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,070 Jeff! 227 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:28,510 Are you... Are you okay? 228 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,560 When people move cars, don't people move? 229 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:31,320 Jeffrey, I'm coming! I'm coming! 230 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,910 You're not alone. You're not alone. 231 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:35,450 - Back up! Back up! - We didn't even do anything. 232 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:38,790 No, come here. 233 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:40,040 - Man down! Man down! - You! 234 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,370 Oh, my God. 235 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:43,080 - I'm... I'm blacking out. - No, stay with me. 236 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,380 We should go. Let's go. 237 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:45,840 - Let's go. - Yeah. Okay. 238 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,420 Let's just kind of peel on out. 239 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,920 - Fine. - What did you do to him? 240 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,840 Buckle it for me. Fuck! 241 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,180 You fucking cowards! 242 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:54,400 You better fucking run! 243 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,220 - I don't understand. - What the fuck? 244 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:01,480 They're not gonna get away with this! 245 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,150 Attention. 246 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,070 The library is out of use again. 247 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,190 Huntington shot up our remaining books, 248 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:13,950 so there will be no reading again this year. Thank you. 249 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:16,870 Oh, Brittany was just so cute last night. 250 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:21,040 Like, "No, I can't eat a hot dog. 251 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,870 I know I won't even digest it. 252 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:25,070 I have to throw up." 253 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,090 And I was, like, "You can have it." 254 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:29,210 She's like, "No, not, just... 255 00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:30,810 Maybe, but not the bun." 256 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,820 Oh, it was just really sweet. 257 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,740 You had to be there. 258 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880 I was there. 259 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,020 Are you serious? 260 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,730 I got "faggot number two" this time? 261 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,390 You're the sidekick, not me. 262 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:44,440 'Sup, Ted? How's the family? 263 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,460 Sick. Yeah, you know what to do. 264 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:49,070 Thanks. 265 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:51,570 Do you feel like people are looking at us? Like, more than usual? 266 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:53,240 I don't know. Did you period yourself? 267 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,510 Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie. 268 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,160 Hi. 269 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:01,950 Holy shit. Are you guys okay? 270 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:03,500 What? Yeah. 271 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,080 - Why wouldn't we be okay? - All right, kiddos. 272 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,040 Welcome back to class. 273 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,920 Hey! The prep club worked hard on those. 274 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,210 That belongs to the school. 275 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,090 Oh, cool. So, does your vagina. 276 00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:13,340 Nice try, PJ, 277 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,260 but my vagina belongs to the government. 278 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:17,260 All right, check it out. 279 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,700 - Today I got a special lesson for all of you. - Josie, so, how'd you do it? 280 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,070 Do what? 281 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,850 Holy shit. Is he okay? 282 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,250 Hey, you good, man? 283 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,570 What the fuck? 284 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,860 - Yeah, okay, so... - What the fuck? 285 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,060 Meanwhile, back at the ranch... 286 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,360 Okay, so, did he fight back? 287 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,910 No, literally, how did it go? Did he fight back? 288 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,660 - I hope you broke a bone. - If you need a shoulder 289 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,280 or anything, just let me know... 290 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,880 I heard you did something to him, I just don't know what. 291 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,080 ... and I'll totally let you lean on me. 292 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,120 No, but like honestly, how did you do it? 293 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,830 Oh, my God. Annie, they went to juvie. 294 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,030 That's how, okay? 295 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,790 Hey. Hey. Hey, you. 296 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,340 Overall bitch. 297 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,170 This is you. 298 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:55,130 God damn it, Jeff. 299 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,630 What the fuck? 300 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,100 Hey, you couldn't make that analogy with your fists? 301 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,970 Hello, this is Principal Meyers 302 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:04,890 with an important Huntington update. 303 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,520 So, listen to this girl. 304 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,610 Last night, outside the fair, 305 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,400 a Huntington player followed me home, 306 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,610 pinned me against my car and punched me in the face. 307 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:17,610 And now my face is totally fucked. 308 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,870 - Fuck. - We haven't faced the violence 309 00:11:19,871 --> 00:11:21,680 of Huntington for 20 years. 310 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,200 They think they can get in our heads 311 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,410 by picking on our weak and defenseless. 312 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,290 Well, we can't let them break our spirit, folks. 313 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,000 Keep your heads in the game. 314 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,200 They're gonna pork us! 315 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,500 - We're fucked! - I'm screwed. 316 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,840 Hey. Hey, calm down just a little bit. 317 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,510 Oh, great. More violence. 318 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,700 Just what this school needs. 319 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,340 Seriously, that's... that's it? 320 00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,390 - That's class? - Latte. 321 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,590 Get my shit. 322 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,350 Solid class. 323 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,950 Hey. 324 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,900 Josie, right? 325 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,420 I heard you, like, beat up my boyfriend last night? 326 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:57,400 Um, weren't you there? 327 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,360 I heard you guys ate literal shit 328 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,740 - and killed girls in juvie. - Really? 329 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,200 Um, what did you think about that? 330 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,740 Excuse me. 331 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:08,460 Could the ugly, untalented gays 332 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,420 please report to the principal's office? 333 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,420 Guess that's you guys. 334 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:15,050 Hello, Principal Meyers. First of all, I want to say, God bless... 335 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,670 - Shut up. You know why you're here. - I don't, actually... 336 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,380 For committing a crime against Jeff. 337 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,840 Our quarterback and the most good-looking, 338 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,680 all-American, red-blooded, muscular man this town has ever seen. 339 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,880 Sir, please, look in the mirror. 340 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,430 - Shush. - Okay. 341 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:31,850 The homecoming game with Huntington is nearly a month away. 342 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,325 Do you know how long we've been working toward this? 343 00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:34,980 - Yes. - Yes. It's everywhere. 344 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,420 - Twenty years. - Couldn't be clearer. 345 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,470 I think I can explain. 346 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,690 I can explain. 347 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,740 Jeff is psychotic, and he tried to murder us. 348 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,240 Ha! Sure. 349 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,700 You're all victims, and girls are always right. Right? 350 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,040 Yeah, actually. 351 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,120 How come you can't buck up 352 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,830 and learn to protect yourselves without running somebody over? 353 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:54,000 Maybe it's because we're small and he's giant. 354 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,750 So, we needed to use a little machinery. 355 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,340 Did you ever think of that, sir? 356 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,510 - Can we just explain ourselves? - Maybe I should buy a gun. 357 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,840 Okay. What? What? Don't buy a gun. Nobody said buy a gun. 358 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,850 - Can we just calm down, everybody. - Zip it. 359 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,560 - You know what? - What? 360 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,100 - I'm gonna expel you both. - No! 361 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,680 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! 362 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,190 You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding. 363 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:17,460 - Really? - We were just practicing... 364 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,590 for... 365 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:26,510 for our self-defense club. 366 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,620 Self-defense... What is that? 367 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,080 - Uh... - Is it like a fight club? 368 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,130 - Well, here's the thing... - Yes! Yes! 369 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,090 - Uh... - Yes! Yes! 370 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,420 A fight club. 371 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,920 Where we fuckin' beat each other up and shit. 372 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,120 - No, we don't. - Yes. 373 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,380 No, we don't. Shut up. 374 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,840 Okay, you know what? I don't care. Fuck it! 375 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,220 - I don't care. - You're over it, okay. 376 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,260 Yeah. You can beat the shit out of each other 377 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,060 while you perform The Vagina Monologues. 378 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,770 Just stay in your lane until you're munching beaver at Wesleyan. 379 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,600 Yes, sir. 380 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,940 I can't believe they're letting you guys start a fight club. 381 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,320 No, they're... they're not. We are not. 382 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,820 What are you talking about? We're gonna do it. 383 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,020 We're doing it. 384 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,820 PJ, I wasn't being serious. 385 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:07,410 Josie, did you see the way that Isabel and Brittany were looking at us? 386 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,200 Also, you heard the announcements. 387 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,410 Girls are terrified. 388 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,120 It's perfect. They need this. 389 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,750 Okay, no. They need, like, mace, maybe. 390 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,960 We can't do that, okay? We'd be misleading them. 391 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,210 Guys do that all the time, okay? 392 00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:21,410 That's the point of feminism. 393 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,760 That's not the point of feminism. 394 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,630 You also don't care about feminism. 395 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:25,930 Your favorite show is Entourage. 396 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,470 You're missing the point! 397 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,470 I don't really think I am. We don't know how to fight. 398 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,020 You guys probably fought girls in juvie. 399 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,810 No, we were lying about that, obviously. 400 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,310 About juvie? 401 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,150 - Yeah, I mean, what? - Why would you lie to me? 402 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,560 You were the one who said we went to juvie. 403 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,980 I just didn't correct you. 404 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,280 Listen, self-defense is instinctual common sense. 405 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:43,570 You try to punch me in the face, I stop it from happening. 406 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,740 Whatever. I don't care. It's easy. 407 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,990 Look, this is how we do this. 408 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,410 Okay, we start with Taekwondo. 409 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:50,780 Which I've got covered. 410 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,910 And then you guys can move on to air punches. 411 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,110 Hub-bub-bub-bub. 412 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,580 Who do we know? Who do we know? 413 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,830 I'll bring Stella-Rebecca. 414 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,380 You know Stella-Rebecca? 415 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,130 Stella-Rebecca who models at car conventions 416 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,250 - in Chicago on the weekends? - Yeah, we're family friends. 417 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:04,420 Okay, great. Well, then bring her. 418 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,260 - Josie. - What? 419 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,760 - We're doing this. - No. 420 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,470 Yeah. Listen to me. 421 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,220 We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves 422 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:15,230 against the evil, Huntington killers. 423 00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,890 They are grateful to us. 424 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,440 We build a community, we bond, 425 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,690 we share, we connect. 426 00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:24,690 We're punching each other, adrenaline is flowing. 427 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,150 Next thing you know, 428 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,910 Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouths. 429 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,380 - Jeffrey! - Josie... 430 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,490 Isabel knew your name. 431 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:34,580 - Back from the dead. - If we do this... 432 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,790 - Mmm-hmm. - Very big "if," 433 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,420 we just run the risk of becoming 434 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,330 even bigger losers than we already are right now. 435 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,710 And I hate to break it to you, but we're pretty big losers. 436 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:45,050 And that is the beauty. That is the beauty of this. 437 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,720 Because we are literally at the bottom. 438 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920 We're the lowest of the low. 439 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,430 - Okay. - We have nowhere to go but up. 440 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:53,560 Listen, I think this is a good idea, okay? 441 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,230 There's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 442 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,440 Not the point, Hazel. Not the point. 443 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,940 Yeah, I mean, we just felt like 444 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,620 there's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 445 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,500 Anyways, totally come by. See you later. 446 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,490 What's your plan here? 447 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,200 I don't need a plan. 448 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,380 My mom has a business. All we have to do is yell. 449 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,670 Okay. 450 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:22,930 What's up, lads? 451 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,130 What the fuck? 452 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,210 - These girls are ugly. - Okay. 453 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:28,720 Where is Stella? 454 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,340 She was booked for a car convention. 455 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,970 What? It's a Monday. 456 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,640 Um, maybe we should go 457 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,965 before someone cool shows up? 458 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,430 Before I die? Pick one. 459 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:39,020 Hey, Hazel. Thanks for the invite. 460 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,980 I love David Fincher. 461 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,520 - Oh, my God. Well... - See? 462 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,530 I guess Sylvie's cute if she lost her braces 463 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,110 and stopped huffing paint. 464 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,950 She'll never stop huffing paint. 465 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,140 So, I thought we'd start... 466 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,310 Um... 467 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,220 - Okay. - Sorry. 468 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,410 All right. 469 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,660 Listen up, you cunt-sucking pieces of shit. 470 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,420 Welcome to our fucking fight club. 471 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,250 Um, it's a self-defense club. 472 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,590 It's not really, "Fight." 473 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:08,170 So, as we know, Huntington is on the prowl, 474 00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:09,880 and they're picking on the weak 475 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,550 and defenseless, meaning all of you. 476 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,260 So, we're gonna teach you how to not take shit. 477 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,430 We're gonna start with dropkicks, 478 00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:19,730 tackling, little bit of knife play. 479 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,390 Then, punch-bucket, 480 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,400 which is when we throw you in a bucket 481 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,560 and we punch you until you bleed. 482 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,610 Before that, perhaps stretches, icebreakers, and trust falls. 483 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:30,820 Is that what happened to you in juvie? 484 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,950 - Mmm. No. No. - No. 485 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,030 Juvie was way crazier. 486 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,120 One time, this girl's punching me in the rain. 487 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,240 Fall to my knees. It's muddy. 488 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,080 I get up. I'm blind. 489 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,520 Punch her right in the middle of her face. 490 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,480 Broke her fuckin' nose. 491 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,350 Josie? 492 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,520 Care to share? 493 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,150 Yeah, all right. 494 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,930 Juvie was insane. 495 00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:59,260 Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, 496 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,240 so I took her outside and I punched her till she died. 497 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,600 So, you killed a girl? 498 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,480 Uh, no. 499 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,650 Because the ambulance came and revived her 500 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,990 and we actually had a really productive conversation 501 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,950 when she came back to life, so... 502 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,780 Um, since Josie literally killed a girl... 503 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,580 She came back to life. 504 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,250 Mmm. But I remember her being dead for at least a couple minutes. 505 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,250 Josie is gonna start by showing you all 506 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,420 how to effectively throw a solid punch. 507 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,850 Josie, if you'll step forward. 508 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,170 No, I don't wanna do that. 509 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,170 - What's the problem? - There's no problem. I just... 510 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:33,760 No, I'm just not gonna do it. 511 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,340 Come on, they wanna see the punch. 512 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,510 - They don't wanna see it. - They wanna see. Look at them. 513 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,850 They wanna see the punch. 514 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,050 Who am I gonna punch? 515 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,310 Punch me. Just punch me. 516 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,980 - Punch you? - Yeah, come on. 517 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:44,170 I can punch you. 518 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,560 Yeah. I know how to take a punch. 519 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,940 Something people would always say, 520 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,140 "PJ knows how to take a punch." 521 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,310 Come on up. 522 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,630 Oh! 523 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,460 Oh, fuck! 524 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,040 Will there an advisor for this club? 525 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,790 Because we'll be suspended if there isn't. 526 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,870 Who is gonna be dumb enough to endorse a club 527 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,930 where we punch each other in the face? 528 00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:11,900 The Holocaust. It happened. 529 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,590 Yes, it did. 530 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:17,680 But how? The seeds were sown in the Treaty of Versailles, 531 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,600 which y'all are gonna reenact while I do some little reading over here. 532 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,570 I mean, he's perfect. 533 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,600 No. 534 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,890 - What? - No. 535 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,480 Please. 536 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,230 Dude, we're not fucking doing this. I broke your nose. 537 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,110 Yeah, and I've never had so many girls look at me in my life. 538 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,400 Fuck! When did you show up? 539 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,900 Hey, guys. 540 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,450 I just wanted to say thank you so much for last night. 541 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,490 It was just so great, and I was thinking, 542 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,280 like, if Huntington and me were in an alleyway 543 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,410 and they were coming at me with, like, swords and, like, knives 544 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,200 and, like, guns and stuff, 545 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,420 and you taught me how to punch like that, then I wouldn't die. 546 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,920 - That's so great, Sylvie. - Okay. 547 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,170 But, unfortunately, 548 00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:54,880 Josie doesn't want to do the club anymore. 549 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,670 What? Why? 550 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:57,870 I don't know. 551 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,550 Why? It was just so empowering. 552 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,840 What was empowering? 553 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,810 Oh, my God, hi. Um... 554 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,060 Just, we have a fight club. It was our fight club 555 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:09,190 for, um, female solidarity at this school, which we lack. 556 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,750 Isabel, let's go. 557 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,780 Hi, boo-boo. 558 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,240 I'm so strong. 559 00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:24,930 I mean... 560 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,330 Mr. G, G-man, G-dog. 561 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,840 Great class today. 562 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,840 Hey, uh, girl. 563 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,340 Thanks for coming in today. 564 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,630 We have to come in. It's class. 565 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,840 Try telling Dimitri Walker that. 566 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,180 Little motherfucker came the first week and I ain't seen him since. 567 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,770 Dimitri Walker committed suicide 568 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,520 the first week of school, Mr. G. 569 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,020 Sure, he did. 570 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,440 Anyways, um, we were wondering if you wanted to be our club advisor. 571 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,650 - What kind of club is that? - It's a women's club. 572 00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,590 We talk about women's issues. 573 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,760 For example, periods, 574 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,830 declining egg count, 575 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,020 skirts... 576 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,240 Skirts? 577 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,120 But long ones. Long denim skirts. 578 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,420 Feminism is what she's saying. Feminism as a... as a whole. 579 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,500 Why don't you just ask one of the female teachers? 580 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,090 Mmm. Thought about that, but we hate them. 581 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:18,240 - Makes sense. - Yeah. 582 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:19,840 Listen. I'm kind of, 583 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,090 you know, retiling the bathroom. 584 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,760 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh, I gotta be at the co-op. 585 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,760 And I'm also dealing with some relationship drama, so... 586 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,560 Back to the club, 587 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,440 maybe this will be a great way to take your mind off of stuff. 588 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,150 Can I be honest? You're a man 589 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,770 who's not coping with what's going on. 590 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,230 - Yeah. - You know what? 591 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,860 My mom did say I need to pick up a hobby. 592 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,070 And here's one thing 593 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,400 - my mom's always said to me. - Mmm. 594 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,530 Sometimes, when you have a new hobby, 595 00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:46,160 - don't show up. - Yeah. 596 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,490 It's, like, you can be our club advisor, 597 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,410 - but you don't even come to the dang club. - No. 598 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,540 By the way, great way to be an ally. 599 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,790 That's my favorite way to be an ally. 600 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:55,960 You just say you're doing something 601 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,710 and then you don't do any of those things. 602 00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,880 You know what I mean? You say, "I support women." You don't. 603 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,510 Don't come. Yeah. 604 00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:05,360 You know what? I'll sign off on your period club. 605 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,350 - Amazing. - What? 606 00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:08,600 - Yeah. - Really? 607 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,950 - Okay. - So cool. 608 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,770 How many girls go to this school, again? 609 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,530 Oh, my God, and again, they're all sixes at best. 610 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:22,840 Hey, guys. 611 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,570 Mmm. Well, at least Stella-Rebecca is here. 612 00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:29,700 Are you stressed? Because I'm stressed. 613 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,750 Hey, ladies. 614 00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:33,890 Let's get it popping in this motherfucker. 615 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,100 All right. Um... 616 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,390 Hello, everybody. 617 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,420 Okay, excuse me. 618 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,880 Sorry, I feel... Sorry. 619 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,170 Um... 620 00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,400 Everybody, shut the fuck up! 621 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:59,040 This isn't a little hangout, okay? 622 00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:03,490 Oh, it's not a sleepover, playtime. 623 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,960 There are serious rules that we need to establish, 'kay? 624 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,840 First... 625 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,180 listen. 626 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,680 Second, 627 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,430 be on time. 628 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah. 629 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,810 Except for you. You come whenever you want. 630 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,920 What time is it? 631 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,720 - 3:30. - 3:30! 632 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,400 Club starts at 3:15. 633 00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:32,990 Not 3:16. 634 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:36,600 Not 3:17, 635 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,150 but the doors close at 3:15. 636 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,960 No exceptions. 637 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,610 I don't care if you're like... 638 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,450 "Oh, but I had to go to extra help for math 639 00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:52,240 because I... I need to get a full ride 640 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,790 because my mom lives in a trailer 641 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:56,040 and she loves her boyfriend more than me." 642 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,210 La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah. 643 00:23:58,410 --> 00:23:59,830 Shut up, okay? 644 00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:03,480 My dad left me, and I'm incredibly punctual. 645 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,390 Um, hey, guys. Come on in. 646 00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:13,680 Nice. 647 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,640 Uh, we're just getting started here. 648 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,330 So, um... 649 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,020 Today I think we're gonna start with some body contact. 650 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,770 We're gonna do wrestling. 651 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:25,070 I think I need a volunteer. 652 00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:26,820 Brittany, you're close to me. You wanna... 653 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,900 I'm sorry. I thought we weren't allowed to be late. 654 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,320 - That's not true. It's about... - Oh, that's about next week. 655 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,720 - Yeah, next week. - So, the rules for next week. 656 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,080 Don't be late. 657 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,480 - But this week is good... - Yeah. No worries. 658 00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:36,580 ... if you're late. Take it easy. 659 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:37,805 Okay, I'm sorry. I just want to make sure. 660 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:39,790 This is a self-defense class, right? 661 00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,040 Where we can learn to protect ourselves 662 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,670 against, like, football players. 663 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:45,750 And Huntington? 'Cause, um, they're gonna pork us. 664 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,170 They're gonna pork us. 665 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,260 I thought we were fighting each other for money. 666 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:51,680 There's a cash prize, right? 667 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,640 I thought this was to be part of, like, 668 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,030 a local underprivileged female community. 669 00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:59,850 My identity is completely attached to hers, 670 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,480 so I just kind of go wherever she goes. 671 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,680 Everyone's here for a good reason. 672 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,190 So, uh, you know, like... 673 00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:08,780 - Why are we nitpicking reasons? - Yeah. How about this? 674 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,780 - Let's jump in. Right? - Yeah. For sure. 675 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,200 - Love that. - Yeah. 676 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,300 - I'll go. - Great. Yeah. 677 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:21,040 Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey. 678 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,370 I don't know about this shit. 679 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,790 What the hell? You didn't even warn me. 680 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,880 Okay, we didn't get warnings at juvie. 681 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,300 - Look. - We can take it slower. 682 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,710 - Okay. - Maybe, yeah, try that. 683 00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,340 Take that route. Little slower. 684 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,890 Look. You just use your natural instincts, just come at me. 685 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:35,150 Whatever you want, 'kay? 686 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,310 Oh, fuck. 687 00:25:37,510 --> 00:25:38,640 Okay. 688 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,270 That's great. I say that we go again. 689 00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:42,940 - Oh! - Ow, fuck! My back. 690 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:45,020 Oh, shit. Man, we gotta shut this down. 691 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,610 We don't have to shut it down. She's fine. 692 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,230 - Are you fine? Are you okay? - Yeah, she's okay. 693 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,150 - She's totally fine. - Shut this shit down. 694 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,150 - No, wait, Mr. G. - Shut this shit down. 695 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:53,600 No, don't blow the whistle. Don't blow the whistle. 696 00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:55,490 I know that, 697 00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:58,370 you know, this is a little messy right now 698 00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:00,410 but, like, the only way 699 00:26:00,610 --> 00:26:03,850 that we can learn how to defend ourselves is by teaching each other. 700 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,170 Huntington is coming. 701 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,100 We need this. 702 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:14,590 I know that things might seem scary, 703 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,820 but that's okay, because... 704 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:19,860 because... 705 00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:22,930 Because you're gonna be fucking pros. 706 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:24,600 - Is what I was gonna say. Yes. - Yeah. 707 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,020 - Right? - Yes. 708 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,270 Crystal, I'm thinking of you. 709 00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:31,230 You are never gonna get assaulted on your birthday again. 710 00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:32,990 - Lucky number seven, okay? - Mmm-hmm. 711 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:36,530 And I... I'm gonna finally reverse-stalk my stalker. 712 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:38,120 Yeah, absolutely. 713 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,320 And for me, 714 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,180 I'll be able to kill my stepdad. 715 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,580 - Awesome. - Okay. 716 00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:44,910 And if you believe in yourselves 717 00:26:45,110 --> 00:26:47,210 and you believe in us and then you trust us, 718 00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:49,290 I'm like, "Let's fucking do this!" 719 00:26:49,490 --> 00:26:50,750 - Yeah! - Yeah? 720 00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:52,880 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 721 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,340 So good. 722 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,840 Yeah! Yes! 723 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,240 - Yeah! - Yeah! 724 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:03,020 Yes! Yes, queen, slay! 725 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,140 Yes! Yes! 726 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:08,480 Slay! Yeah! 727 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:12,220 Cool. 728 00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,110 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'm just gonna go. 729 00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:16,320 Yeah, for sure. 730 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:28,180 Oh! 731 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:36,480 - Whenever you want. - I will. 732 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,660 Whoa! 733 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,560 - So, don't do that. Don't do that. - Don't do that, guys. 734 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,035 - That was not... Yeah. - These things you don't do. 735 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,140 So, it's good to learn. 736 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,400 Yeah. 737 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,530 Yeah, no, we'll just do it. What you should do. 738 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:00,880 - Yeah, yeah. For sure. - Yeah, yeah. 739 00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:10,670 - Wanna go again? - Yeah, why not? 740 00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:12,060 Whoa. 741 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,060 Good job. 742 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,840 Yeah! Damn. 743 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,150 Come on! 744 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,350 Yes! 745 00:28:52,390 --> 00:28:54,420 Yeah, okay! 746 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,500 Nice. All right! 747 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,170 Oh, my God! Yes! 748 00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:06,610 Keep it up, guys! 749 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,430 Shake it off. Shake it off. Get back up. 750 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,570 - Good work, guys. - Yeah! 751 00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:24,320 Fight me off, PJ. 752 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,130 Stop smiling, I'm kicking your ass. 753 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640 Hazel! 754 00:29:58,060 --> 00:30:00,030 You little bitch, it's actually working. 755 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:01,280 I told you. 756 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,740 I know. I feel like if we keep it up, 757 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:04,570 we can actually take on Huntington, you guys. 758 00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:07,330 No, if we keep it up, we can put our fingers 759 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,200 inside of each other. Grow up. 760 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400 All right. 761 00:30:10,530 --> 00:30:11,910 You know, PJ, 762 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,790 I feel like people are actually liking more than just 763 00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:15,830 the hitting and the tackling part of the club. 764 00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:18,210 Yeah, I know. We're empowering them. Duh. 765 00:30:18,410 --> 00:30:21,130 No, I mean, seriously, to have a safe space like this, 766 00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:22,720 it means a lot to people, 767 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,180 and I think that if we took some time to spend a meeting 768 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:26,930 and actually get to know these girls, 769 00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:29,430 like, it would be really important, 770 00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:31,660 instead of just, like, sweating on them and... 771 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:39,270 Hazel, that is a genuinely brilliant idea. 772 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:40,860 - Yeah. - I love talking about my trauma. 773 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:45,941 I literally jack off after every single therapy session. 774 00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:49,160 - What? - It just makes girls weirdly horny. It does. 775 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,410 - Don't say "girls." It's you. - Bonjour. 776 00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:52,540 I just wanted to say 777 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,790 I'm loving what I'm hearing about the club. 778 00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:56,350 It seems so supportive of women. 779 00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:58,500 Especially the hot ones. 780 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,340 Yeah, well, all women are hot to me. 781 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:02,300 Listen, it's really cute and everything, 782 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:07,300 but we're getting a little close to the game now and, um... 783 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,640 I'm just a bit concerned 784 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,760 it might be taking away attention from our team. 785 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,160 I think that's, like, literally impossible to do. 786 00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:18,330 Okay. 787 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,650 So, we know that the club has been a place 788 00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,700 where we can feel empowered physically, 789 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:29,490 but we also thought it could be 790 00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:32,160 a safe space and a place where we can open up 791 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,680 and talk about our feelings. 792 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,430 Okay, so who's been raped? 793 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,560 Just, you know, raise your hand. 794 00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:43,520 Gray area stuff counts too. 795 00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:51,650 Everybody knows the situation with my stepdad. 796 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:58,730 He's just obsessed with Friday movie nights. 797 00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:02,620 I mean, God, I get it, you're my new stepdad, but... 798 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:04,420 fuck, whatever. 799 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,990 You know? 800 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,320 Every time I call the police about my stalker, 801 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,530 they tell me to fill out an online form. 802 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,620 And then the form tells me to call, 803 00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:14,610 so I call and then they say they can't get involved 804 00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:15,910 until he tries to kill me. 805 00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:17,390 And he keeps saying he's going to... 806 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,330 but that doesn't count. 807 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,420 So, it's just, like, annoying. 808 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:22,850 Been there. 809 00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:25,250 We've all been there. 810 00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:28,050 Well, I've been assaulted, like, a million times, 811 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,340 but I'm more annoyed 812 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:34,640 that everyone knows me for being beautiful and popular 813 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,730 and no one knows that I'm actually smart and super driven. 814 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:41,700 Like, I literally own a jewelry business and no one talks about it! 815 00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:44,730 See? 816 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:47,360 Well, ever since my parents' divorce, 817 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,320 my mom has been doing this, like, midlife crisis. 818 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,990 I don't know how that's really sitting with me, you know? 819 00:32:53,190 --> 00:32:54,910 It's been really, really dark. 820 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,910 This has just been really meaningful to me to, like, 821 00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:01,420 get to know some new people who actually want to, like, get to know me. 822 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,782 I want to bring it back to Brittany 823 00:33:02,783 --> 00:33:03,930 - for one second. - I can go next, 824 00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,020 if that's okay. 825 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:11,970 I don't really like talking about juvie 826 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:14,890 and everything that happened this summer, um... 827 00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:18,060 You know, obviously, we get a lot of props or whatever 828 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:19,530 'cause people think it's so badass. 829 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:23,350 But, really wasn't. 830 00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:26,160 I mean, unless you consider 831 00:33:26,161 --> 00:33:28,030 getting hazed horrifically every single night, 832 00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:30,360 like, badass. I mean, um, 833 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,740 obviously, you know, we had to survive the Tributes 834 00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:35,830 and, you know, I did have to, like, 835 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:37,870 fight people basically every single night. 836 00:33:38,070 --> 00:33:41,080 People were betting on us and we were given, like, 837 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,540 shivs and rusty pocket knives and splintered wood 838 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,880 and, um, pipes as well. 839 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,090 And, um, we had to just, like, fight people, sometimes to the death. 840 00:33:50,290 --> 00:33:51,920 Um, and I still hear their screams at night, 841 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,280 um, and that guilt probably will, like, always shackle me forever. 842 00:33:57,070 --> 00:34:00,390 I realize now, I don't have to be that person anymore. 843 00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:03,230 Like, I don't have to just let things 844 00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:06,810 happen to me 'cause of you guys. 845 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:09,820 And, um, I am, like, really grateful 846 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:12,400 for what the club has become and... 847 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,110 Um... 848 00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,720 Just especially, you know, from where we started and, uh... 849 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,790 Yeah, sorry. 850 00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:21,410 I feel like I kinda killed the vibe. 851 00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:22,660 I've never really, 852 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:26,080 I guess, said that to anyone before. Sorry. 853 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,840 People wanna, like, wrap up maybe or... 854 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,350 I'm going through a divorce. 855 00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:33,470 Whoo! That shit felt good to say. 856 00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:34,970 Ooh, I'll tell y'all, 857 00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:37,110 men... men need therapy. 858 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:39,720 Yeah. 859 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,660 I think that's a good place to maybe wrap up. 860 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,130 - Hey. - Hey. 861 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,010 Um... 862 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:58,800 Thank you, um, for that. 863 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,220 Um... 864 00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:06,830 I don't know what you're doing tomorrow, 865 00:35:07,030 --> 00:35:11,210 but I was going to study for Mr. G's women murdered in history test, 866 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,610 if you wanna... 867 00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:18,150 Yeah. 868 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,450 Yeah, okay, sure. 869 00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,380 Mom? 870 00:35:32,270 --> 00:35:33,420 Mom? 871 00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:38,820 Oh, hi, honey. 872 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,510 What are you doing home so early? 873 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:46,450 Uh... 874 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,270 Are you kidding me? 875 00:35:49,270 --> 00:35:51,940 I had a long day. 876 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,980 Mrs. Callahan, can I have a snack? 877 00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:59,010 First club fundraiser. 878 00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:01,680 I'm so excited. Great turnout, right? 879 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,100 Hello, ladies. 880 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,600 Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred... 881 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,730 I don't know why anyone wants my old, dirty underwear. 882 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:09,350 It's so weird. 883 00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:11,940 Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em touch in between your toes. 884 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,190 Thanks, PJ. 885 00:36:13,390 --> 00:36:14,900 Ah. We're havin' fun. 886 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:16,490 We're selling panties. 887 00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:18,880 You know, Brittany said she'd make me a custom bracelet. 888 00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:21,590 Very nice. 889 00:36:21,730 --> 00:36:22,910 Do you wanna, um, celebrate? 890 00:36:23,110 --> 00:36:24,720 We could get some chicken on a stick tonight. 891 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,760 Um, I can't. Uh... 892 00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,460 Isabel and I have plans, so... 893 00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:35,670 You're hanging out with Isabel? 894 00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:36,920 Yep. 895 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,180 Fuck, you're fast. Oh, my God, okay. 896 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:41,010 I have to keep up. 897 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:42,350 Hazel, what is wrong? 898 00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:43,720 Are you constipated or something? 899 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,060 I'm fucking tired. 900 00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:47,390 My mom was up all night fucking the meathead. 901 00:36:47,590 --> 00:36:49,350 What meathead? Hi. Underwear, cars. 902 00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:50,770 - Thanks. - You know, like, the guy. 903 00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:52,330 He's like the crybaby. 904 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,690 With the balls? 905 00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:58,090 He catches them and he... he throws them? 906 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,840 He's like the main guy. 907 00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:04,010 Jeff? 908 00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,200 Is your mom hooking up with Jeff? 909 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,790 I just thought Jeff might be her safe word. 910 00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,460 Jeff is his name, you idiot. 911 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,580 Just get the hot people confused, Jesus. 912 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,280 I'm good. 913 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,960 Looking good, Stella! 914 00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:19,460 Are you gonna tell her? 915 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,760 Yeah, they said they were in juvie this summer. 916 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,160 Okay, are you sure they're not in the system? 917 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,310 But isn't every kid from Rockbridge Falls sent there? 918 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:32,510 Hit me! Ow! 919 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,170 Okay, yeah, Essex County. Any others? 920 00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:39,400 Got it. Thank you. 921 00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:47,990 Jeff! 922 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:57,340 No, yeah, but I thought she was maybe dead. 923 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,050 - Not good. - That's not the best. 924 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:02,130 - No. No, not great. - That's not a great thing. 925 00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,520 I wanted to... 926 00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:12,180 I wanted to tell you that, um, I'm... 927 00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:14,120 I'm very glad that I joined the club. 928 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,620 Me too. 929 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,940 I think it's really impressive 930 00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:24,160 that you and PJ went through everything that you did 931 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:27,620 and now have decided to help the rest of us. 932 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:30,090 I mean even that story you told the other day. 933 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:33,330 You're really, really brave. 934 00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:34,750 No. 935 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,170 No. No, no. 936 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:39,500 Yes. I mean you almost killed a girl. 937 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:40,700 You're... 938 00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:42,770 Yeah, you're... 939 00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,360 really, really brave. 940 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,860 What? 941 00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:56,500 Actually, Isabel, uh... 942 00:38:57,830 --> 00:38:59,440 - There's, um... - Yeah? 943 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,980 There's something you maybe should know. 944 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:03,290 Uh... 945 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:07,450 I mean it's pretty insane. 946 00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:09,340 Okay. What... what is it? 947 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,340 I just, I... 948 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,250 I heard Jeff is cheating on you. 949 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,520 Wait... 950 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:27,890 Wait, what? 951 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,180 I... I... Sorry, I think I... I heard... 952 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:36,270 Um, what? Um... Who... who told you that? 953 00:39:36,470 --> 00:39:41,150 Hazel told me that, uh, he and Mrs. Callahan 954 00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:44,860 are at it, pretty much, like, every night, 955 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,740 like, constantly. 956 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:51,870 I mean, just at it with each other, which is pretty fucked up. 957 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:54,950 Um, even though I guess it's, technically, it's legal, 958 00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,960 it's still just pretty nasty, uh... 959 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,580 Oh. 960 00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:10,930 Thanks. 961 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,890 Jeff so hungy. Hungy hungy, hungy. 962 00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:17,520 Jeff so hungy. 963 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,740 Swoosh! 964 00:40:23,930 --> 00:40:25,150 What the fuck is this? 965 00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:26,350 Is there pineapple in this? 966 00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:28,610 We talked about this, Janice. 967 00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:29,920 Jeffrey's allergic to pineapple. 968 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:34,340 Eat a bag of dicks. 969 00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:41,730 Well, I wasn't going to do it, but this is the last straw. 970 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,480 How was last night? 971 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,640 Uh, bad, probably, I would say. 972 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,840 Wait, really? 973 00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:04,830 She's walking really fast. 974 00:41:07,310 --> 00:41:08,670 She usually walks a lot slower. 975 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,450 Hi. 976 00:41:13,650 --> 00:41:14,970 Are you having sex with Mrs. Callahan? 977 00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:20,160 Baby, you look so beautiful. 978 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,330 Like, so fucking hot. How... how are you? 979 00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,710 Bad. Are you having sex with her? 980 00:41:24,910 --> 00:41:26,400 I'm... I'm... 981 00:41:27,730 --> 00:41:29,380 helping her with her taxes. 982 00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:30,880 Aren't you in eighth grade algebra? 983 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,840 I can't answer that question 984 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,220 because I... I don't know how to read. 985 00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:35,510 She's asking you to your face! 986 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,060 Fuck, that usually works. 987 00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,890 Are you cheating on me again? 988 00:41:40,090 --> 00:41:43,100 Baby, no! No! 989 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,480 No, why would... why would I do... 990 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,110 That was one time with your sister, just once, 991 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,400 two, four times. 992 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,320 No, I would never cheat on you again, okay? 993 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,410 I promise you I am not sleeping with her. 994 00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:55,910 I literally saw you yesterday. 995 00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:57,530 Shut up, nerd! I fucked your mom! 996 00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:59,640 Mmm. Mmm. 997 00:42:00,550 --> 00:42:01,660 Wait. 998 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,460 - Yeah, we're done. - Isabel... 999 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:09,880 I'm getting revenge. 1000 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,630 I'm gonna fuck up some football players. And I'm buyin' a gun. 1001 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,470 Hell yeah. I'll get my stepdad's. 1002 00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:14,930 What about, like, egging? 1003 00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:16,430 Yeah, so we can make 'em not refrigerated and smelly? 1004 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,510 Ooh, we could cook 'em and be like... 1005 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:18,850 - "You're cooked." - Yes. Yeah. 1006 00:42:19,050 --> 00:42:20,050 Or what about, like, a bomb? 1007 00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:24,730 Like a... like a super small bomb. 1008 00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:26,230 I mean, they're super easy to make, 1009 00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:27,940 and I can just put it under his car, 1010 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,170 and it can be a distraction. 1011 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,670 Yeah, Hazel, let's do terrorism. 1012 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,120 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1013 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,460 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit lonely ♪ 1014 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:49,140 ♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪ 1015 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,670 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1016 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:55,180 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit tired ♪ 1017 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,680 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 1018 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,260 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1019 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:02,390 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit nervous ♪ 1020 00:43:02,590 --> 00:43:05,060 ♪ That the best of all the years have gone by ♪ 1021 00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:06,730 ♪ Turn around ♪ 1022 00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:10,400 ♪ Every now and then I get a little bit terrified ♪ 1023 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,530 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 1024 00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:15,530 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 1025 00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:18,490 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 1026 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:21,450 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 1027 00:43:21,650 --> 00:43:24,710 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 1028 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,350 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 1029 00:43:28,930 --> 00:43:30,170 Fuck you. 1030 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200 Sylvie, you can't just throw it. 1031 00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:34,760 You have to fucking jump with it. 1032 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,570 - I'm trying. - Okay, watch me. Just... 1033 00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:45,890 Damn, we're, uh... We're really gonna scare them off. 1034 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:47,640 Nice! Nice! 1035 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,250 I think I'mma help Isabel keep watch, so... 1036 00:43:51,410 --> 00:43:52,980 Okay, well, don't get distracted, 1037 00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,840 'cause we could be fined, like, $2 for this, so... 1038 00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,800 Thought you might want some company. 1039 00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:04,640 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1040 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,310 It's nice everybody's here, like... 1041 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,350 vandalizing... 1042 00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:13,230 Jeff's house. 1043 00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:17,320 It is nice. 1044 00:44:19,610 --> 00:44:20,690 I, uh... 1045 00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:23,280 Like, how are you doing? 1046 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:27,060 I mean, I think it's for the best. 1047 00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:31,190 But I did kind of miss when he would touch my hair 1048 00:44:31,390 --> 00:44:33,460 and go, like, 1049 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,780 "Shiny, shiny, shiny." You know? 1050 00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:42,380 I wanted to tell you this before, but... 1051 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,830 I really appreciated you fighting 1052 00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:48,640 and speaking loudly at my boyfriend. 1053 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,920 I really value 1054 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,770 when people use violence and raise their voices for me. 1055 00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:57,810 It's actually one of my love languages. 1056 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,940 - Is the other one gifts? - The other one is gifts. 1057 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:03,800 Um, I know 1058 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,570 everything is, like, really fucked up and... 1059 00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:11,240 you still probably miss Jeff, which I get, 1060 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,610 but I just think 1061 00:45:13,810 --> 00:45:17,210 you deserve way better, Isabel. 1062 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:22,070 'Kay, guys. 1063 00:45:22,270 --> 00:45:23,770 Let's make sure we return or donate these, okay? 1064 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,760 Does anybody know where the fuck Hazel is? 1065 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,600 Like, 15 minutes? 1066 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,380 Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 1067 00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:37,310 Okay. Um... 1068 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:44,010 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ ♪ And I'm always in the dark ♪ 1069 00:45:44,210 --> 00:45:46,560 ♪ We're living in a powder keg ♪ ♪ And giving off sparks ♪ 1070 00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:48,560 It's gonna blow! 1071 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,660 Oh, wow, yeah, it's gonna blow, guys. 1072 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,640 Oh, my God. 1073 00:45:55,330 --> 00:45:56,330 What the fuck? 1074 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,780 Holy shit. 1075 00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:04,710 Oh, fuck, there's no door! 1076 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,330 - Annie, Annie, back up! - I'm going, I'm going! 1077 00:46:14,530 --> 00:46:15,530 Stop fucking yelling at me! 1078 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:16,440 - I'm going! - Fuck. 1079 00:46:17,790 --> 00:46:20,650 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 1080 00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:24,690 Oh, fuck! 1081 00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:27,220 Can you listen to me for, like, once... 1082 00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:29,430 Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore! 1083 00:46:29,630 --> 00:46:31,810 - You're awesome! - No, you're awesome. 1084 00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:33,310 Great. What are we supposed to do now? 1085 00:46:33,510 --> 00:46:35,520 Relax. No one knows it's us. 1086 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,720 Hey, guys. 1087 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:38,790 Great show last night. 1088 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,530 I don't know what you're talking about. 1089 00:46:41,730 --> 00:46:43,570 Oh, you don't. No, it's really all good. 1090 00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:45,840 Jeffrey needed a new car, anyway, so... 1091 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,340 don't worry about it. 1092 00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,220 What's wrong, Josie? 1093 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,720 You seem a little off. 1094 00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:05,690 Your club is over. 1095 00:47:06,610 --> 00:47:07,610 You understand? 1096 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,700 Good. 1097 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,270 All right, well, some of us clearly 1098 00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:15,890 have a different definition of egging, 1099 00:47:16,090 --> 00:47:18,860 but if we keep our mouths shut, stay calm, we'll be fine. 1100 00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:20,290 They're gonna shut us down, aren't they? 1101 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,070 What? 1102 00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:23,740 No. We don't know that. 1103 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,400 - What... Why... - Principal Meyers will believe 1104 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,160 whatever Jeff and Tim say. 1105 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,880 I don't really see how we recover from this. 1106 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,130 Man... 1107 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,140 Fuck. 1108 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,750 You know, it's been real, guys. 1109 00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:36,960 Okay, let's not jump to conclusions 1110 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,170 with the goodbyes and... 1111 00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:41,060 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 1112 00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:44,550 And like, at least we went out with a bang. 1113 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,340 I mean, that was fucking insane! 1114 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:49,300 There was just, like, fire everywhere. 1115 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,310 Wait. Stop. 1116 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,600 We don't... Wait, no, we don't know that for sure. 1117 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,690 PJ, don't be sad it's over. Be happy it happened. 1118 00:47:57,890 --> 00:48:00,400 All right, can everyone calm the fuck down, please? 1119 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,120 The club is not over, Josie, right? 1120 00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:05,540 No matter what, 1121 00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:08,160 this club has brought me so much. 1122 00:48:08,350 --> 00:48:09,350 I feel... 1123 00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:14,470 so much more powerful and, um... 1124 00:48:15,430 --> 00:48:16,430 protected. 1125 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,620 Me too. 1126 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:20,130 - Great. - Oh, my God, PJ. 1127 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,960 Okay, I'm sorry that you didn't get 1128 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,160 what you wanted out of this group, 1129 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,010 but I think the rest of us did. 1130 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,590 Oh. Good for fucking you, Hazel. 1131 00:48:26,790 --> 00:48:28,930 I'm glad that you finally wrote one email. 1132 00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:30,680 - Accomplished a lot. - I actually did. 1133 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,760 I practically ran this club for you and Josie. 1134 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,470 Hey, let's calm down, maybe. 1135 00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:36,810 You really think that you're the reason that we have this club? 1136 00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,060 The reason? No. 1137 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,260 But I can tell everyone that if you want. 1138 00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:41,690 Hazel. Uh, hey, let's calm down, right? 1139 00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:43,270 You're really ungrateful. 1140 00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,320 You're so lucky that we even let you be a part of this. 1141 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,170 PJ, you're a liar. 1142 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,830 Yeah, well, you have no friends, 1143 00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:56,180 and a skank as a mom, so... 1144 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,730 Hazel. 1145 00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,580 PJ... 1146 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,960 This doesn't mean it wasn't worth it. 1147 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,500 Hazel. 1148 00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,320 Whoa. 1149 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,320 I love God. 1150 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,660 Yes, same. 1151 00:50:07,790 --> 00:50:09,320 Yeah. 1152 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,590 Oh, my God, I always wanted one of these. 1153 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:17,120 But my mom says they hide your figure and make you look ugly. 1154 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,240 Um, you can borrow it if you want. 1155 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,140 Like, as a joke or... 1156 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:23,290 whatever. 1157 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,490 Thanks. 1158 00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:25,660 Yeah. 1159 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,180 Wow, you and PJ 1160 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:36,140 really have been friends forever. 1161 00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:38,950 Oh, I mean, since the first grade, so... 1162 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:42,770 We had the same babysitter, Rhodes. 1163 00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:45,660 PJ called her Gay Yoda, but I think she's kind of like a mentor. 1164 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,630 Yeah, but you guys, like, could not be more different. 1165 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:54,630 She's so, like... 1166 00:50:56,050 --> 00:50:57,050 like... 1167 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,240 You know? 1168 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,440 - Yeah. - And you're... 1169 00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:02,350 You're so, like... 1170 00:51:09,390 --> 00:51:11,230 - You know what I mean? - No, yeah, I know. 1171 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,320 Josie... 1172 00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:06,850 I'm tryna help your jewelry business grow. 1173 00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:08,520 - Really? - Yeah. 1174 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,290 I don't know if I can hire you because you're like a convict. 1175 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,240 Wow. 1176 00:52:15,430 --> 00:52:19,070 This is, um, a total shithole. 1177 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:25,970 Kind of a mess. Sorry. 1178 00:52:29,970 --> 00:52:32,540 Well, I hear that if you hire a convict, 1179 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:33,940 they give you a tax break. 1180 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,930 I fucking hate Mr. G. 1181 00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:42,220 Everything he says is so pathetic. 1182 00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,430 Oh, yeah. I mean, 1183 00:52:44,630 --> 00:52:46,930 I feel like he, like, jerks off to a poster 1184 00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,020 of the 1999 Rockbridge team every single night, so... 1185 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:52,080 Literally the peak of his existence. 1186 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:05,470 Like, what is the point of this assignment? 1187 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:11,000 Who is bell hooks and why do we care? 1188 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,520 Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to, like, study over here. 1189 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,770 Watch out. 1190 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,160 What? 1191 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,200 Uh, nothing, I'm just... 1192 00:53:31,790 --> 00:53:34,480 I'm just concerned 'cause I'm, like... 1193 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,110 Your wrists are so small, and the pen is so heavy that I'm like, 1194 00:53:39,310 --> 00:53:41,530 - "Is she getting exhausted?" - Mmm. 1195 00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,450 I'm surprised you can even see what you're doing 1196 00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:44,740 with all the surface area 1197 00:53:44,940 --> 00:53:45,970 that yours are taking up. 1198 00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,080 Wow. 1199 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,450 Must be a struggle for you to write. 1200 00:53:49,650 --> 00:53:51,040 Okay, does this hurt? 1201 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,000 Actually, yeah, that does hurt my tiny, delicate wrists. 1202 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,750 Yeah, that was the lightest tap of all time. 1203 00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:56,210 - Can you feel that? - Can't even feel that. 1204 00:53:56,410 --> 00:53:58,100 - Can't feel anything. - Just like muscles in there. 1205 00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:08,110 Um... 1206 00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:09,700 Uh... 1207 00:54:11,870 --> 00:54:14,160 PJ, I'm... I'm straight. 1208 00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:20,590 Oh. 1209 00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:24,380 Um... 1210 00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:29,870 Yeah. Um... 1211 00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:33,000 - I'm... I'm sorry if you misread anything. - No, that's all... 1212 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,980 It's all good. I shouldn't have assumed anything. 1213 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,700 Um... 1214 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,290 I wanted to tell you something. 1215 00:54:58,210 --> 00:54:59,980 What? 1216 00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:02,710 Like, something that happened last night. 1217 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,510 What happened? 1218 00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:08,220 With Isabel. 1219 00:55:12,550 --> 00:55:13,550 Wait. 1220 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,020 Wait, seriously? 1221 00:55:22,810 --> 00:55:24,440 That's... that's amazing. That's... 1222 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,300 Everybody, 1223 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:31,060 - even the fucking losers... - Even the fucking losers! 1224 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,890 ... make some noise! 1225 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,440 I thought you were super Christian. 1226 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,570 I know. I just like getting caught up in the festivities. 1227 00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:45,360 All right, uh, so we're gonna do the pep rally. 1228 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,950 First up, cheerleaders. 1229 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,520 Football! 1230 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,180 Whoo! Yeah, thank you, ladies. Ooh! 1231 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:10,720 Thank you all for joining us here today, folks. 1232 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,760 There's been some 1233 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,850 exciting stuff happening at Rockbridge Falls recently. 1234 00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:17,050 Oh. 1235 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,440 How many of you 1236 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,440 know about that little girl fight club that could? 1237 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,820 Ay, there go my girls. 1238 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:31,070 Well, do we have a surprise for you. 1239 00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:34,410 We're gonna bring... Where is she? 1240 00:56:34,610 --> 00:56:36,720 Hazel down. 1241 00:56:37,890 --> 00:56:40,210 One of the founding members. 1242 00:56:40,410 --> 00:56:42,540 To show us everything the club's taught her 1243 00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:45,050 in a fun little challenge. 1244 00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:49,380 - Let's go, Hazel! - Go, Hazel! 1245 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:52,240 - What is this? - I... I don't know. 1246 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,780 Hazel will be fighting Tucker, 1247 00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,540 the school's number one boxer. 1248 00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:09,820 Wait, I thought I was gonna be fighting PJ? 1249 00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:12,820 I know what you're thinking, but don't be alarmed. 1250 00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:14,620 Girls can do anything guys can do, right? 1251 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,010 Yeah, kick his ass! 1252 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,680 Ready? 1253 00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:20,580 - Fuck. - Go. 1254 00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:36,990 Oh, my God. 1255 00:57:41,010 --> 00:57:42,210 - You got this, Hazel. - Come on, Hazel! 1256 00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:44,250 You got it. 1257 00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:59,760 Shit. 1258 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,310 Whoo! Get him! 1259 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,310 - The fuck are you doing? - Is she, like, 1260 00:58:18,510 --> 00:58:19,560 sort of winning or... 1261 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,450 No, leave the skin on his face, will you? 1262 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,570 Fuck. 1263 00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,150 Oh. Oh, my God. 1264 00:58:29,350 --> 00:58:30,860 I know what you're thinking. 1265 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:35,340 You may be wondering how a girl under the training of... 1266 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:39,540 of two juvie convicted killers 1267 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:43,080 can't even stand up for herself against a regular old guy. 1268 00:58:45,070 --> 00:58:47,390 Well, truth is, they... 1269 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,630 they didn't go to juvie. 1270 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,920 No. 1271 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,450 There's no record of them there. 1272 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,390 And according to Hazel... 1273 00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:04,270 ... they never fought anyone at all. 1274 00:59:04,470 --> 00:59:06,270 And you know what else? 1275 00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:09,920 They didn't start the club to empower women. 1276 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,950 They did it to fuck cheerleaders. 1277 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:19,010 What is wrong with you? 1278 00:59:21,590 --> 00:59:23,220 It is such a shame. 1279 00:59:25,430 --> 00:59:27,670 We were really rooting for you girls. 1280 00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:31,210 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1281 00:59:31,410 --> 00:59:32,880 Okay. 1282 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,130 - Thank you for attending... - Hazel! 1283 00:59:35,330 --> 00:59:36,870 - ... today's pep rally. Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington! - Is she okay? 1284 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,180 - Hazel! - Whoo! 1285 00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:39,900 - Yes! - Yes! 1286 00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:49,500 Is that true? 1287 00:59:50,370 --> 00:59:51,980 That's why you started this? 1288 00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:54,650 No, no, no. 1289 00:59:54,850 --> 00:59:56,360 Not... not entirely. 1290 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,070 Not entire... Okay. 1291 00:59:58,270 --> 01:00:01,080 Listen guys. It doesn't matter... 1292 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,720 the reason that we started this, right? Like... 1293 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,040 The point of the club 1294 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,960 is that we all learn from each other, right? 1295 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,090 And... and we had a great time doing it and... 1296 01:00:13,290 --> 01:00:14,460 I thought this club was for sisterhood, 1297 01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:16,920 but it was for your own selfish interests? 1298 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,690 This is the second wave all over again. 1299 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,060 Isabel, please, please, wait. 1300 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,520 PJ made me do this. I didn't want to. 1301 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,750 I would never want to do this. 1302 01:00:33,370 --> 01:00:34,920 You're pathetic, Josie. 1303 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,040 Mr. G, we're really sorry, we... 1304 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,290 All right, look. 1305 01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,670 You know what? I'm not a fuckin' idiot. 1306 01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:52,960 I just look like this. 1307 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,210 I wasn't doin' this shit as a distraction. 1308 01:00:55,410 --> 01:00:58,130 I actually was doin' this shit 'cause I actually liked y'all group 1309 01:00:58,330 --> 01:00:59,380 and what y'all stood for. 1310 01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:02,050 - Wait, we can explain. - I trusted you two 1311 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:04,390 and y'all exploited my solidarity. 1312 01:01:04,590 --> 01:01:07,230 I played the role of an amazin' ally. 1313 01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:08,600 Is this about the time I said 1314 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,740 Amelia Earhart was a fake hero? 1315 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,150 Because it's true. 1316 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:16,400 Many a guy fly planes without crashing, 1317 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600 but you never hear about them. 1318 01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:19,820 And then it's like, 1319 01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:22,200 "Oh, it's so hard to be a girl." 1320 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,870 "We, like, make less money." 1321 01:01:24,070 --> 01:01:25,910 "We had to lose our last names." 1322 01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:27,370 "I love you." 1323 01:01:27,570 --> 01:01:29,330 "I want to be with you for the rest of our lives." 1324 01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:32,960 "Oh, I love the mint green backsplash in the kitchen." 1325 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,250 And all of a sudden, 1326 01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,130 you leave me for a motherfucker named Tony 1327 01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:39,010 and suddenly, the fucking kitchen is lime green. 1328 01:01:39,210 --> 01:01:40,470 I think... 1329 01:01:40,670 --> 01:01:42,970 Yeah, I think that moved away from us. 1330 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,470 Oh, you look confused, like how I'm confused right now, 1331 01:01:45,670 --> 01:01:48,220 on how you created a fucking fight club to get some cooch. 1332 01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:51,480 And for what? Y'all ain't even know how to work that thing. 1333 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,440 And I know y'all ain't tickling the pearl, 1334 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,690 you know what I'm talking about? 1335 01:01:54,890 --> 01:01:55,940 You know what I mean? Caressing the back 1336 01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:57,900 of that neck and all type of... 1337 01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,490 Sorry, I just don't know if you're supposed 1338 01:01:59,491 --> 01:02:00,860 to be talking to us like that. 1339 01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:02,450 Just, like, as a teacher... 1340 01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:04,120 Man, I knew women were evil. 1341 01:02:04,310 --> 01:02:07,220 Motherfuckers always tellin' me like, "No, that's not true." 1342 01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:10,260 But time and time again... 1343 01:02:15,530 --> 01:02:17,800 Women ain't nothing but the fuckin' devil. 1344 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,090 I can't fuckin' believe Hazel. 1345 01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:24,360 Okay, well, you were pretty horrible to her yesterday. 1346 01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:30,220 I'm sorry, what? This is... this is my fault? 1347 01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:33,560 I'm not the one who put Isabel on a rampage. 1348 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,860 Sorry, what does that have to do with anything? 1349 01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:38,400 If Isabel wasn't so desperate to get revenge, 1350 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,110 then we wouldn't have blown up Jeff's car 1351 01:02:40,310 --> 01:02:41,900 and then he wouldn't be so upset 1352 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,240 and then whatever the fuck just happened would not have happened. 1353 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,280 Okay, so all of the blame just goes on me then? 1354 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,870 Like, none of this can be traced back to you at all? 1355 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,930 Well, I mean, yeah, it was your idea to start the whole club. 1356 01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:56,630 I didn't want to do this from the beginning. 1357 01:02:56,830 --> 01:02:58,710 You know that. 1358 01:02:58,910 --> 01:03:01,800 I just followed your lead like an idiot. 1359 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,630 You followed my lead when you created that insane story 1360 01:03:04,830 --> 01:03:08,390 about girls betting on you to fight other girls with shivs. 1361 01:03:08,590 --> 01:03:11,270 You're just mad because I did this. 1362 01:03:11,470 --> 01:03:14,350 I... I... I got to be with Isabel on my own. 1363 01:03:14,550 --> 01:03:15,810 Without you. 1364 01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:17,560 No, you never would have talked to her without me, 1365 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,110 ever. 1366 01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:20,780 I'm the one who made it happen for you. 1367 01:03:20,970 --> 01:03:25,780 You know what's so funny about this whole fucking thing, 1368 01:03:25,980 --> 01:03:27,110 all your little schemes, 1369 01:03:27,310 --> 01:03:30,160 all your, "Oh, we'll have our year 1370 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,450 and we'll fuck so many girls," and whatever? 1371 01:03:33,650 --> 01:03:37,920 Is that you're the only one who didn't do anything. 1372 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,290 Yeah, well, that's 'cause Brittany's straight, so... 1373 01:03:40,490 --> 01:03:41,960 Yeah, no, shit, she's straight. 1374 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,510 Does it even matter? 1375 01:03:43,710 --> 01:03:46,720 Do you even care? Do you actually like her? 1376 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,180 Do you care about anyone other than yourself? 1377 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:50,600 Just find some other girl 1378 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,910 to fucking jack off to and do nothing about. 1379 01:03:58,950 --> 01:04:00,160 Cool. Yeah, I will. 1380 01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:05,500 PJ. 1381 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,170 - Ted? - Mmm-mmm-mmm. 1382 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,340 Ted. 1383 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,800 Ted! 1384 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:58,210 Ted! 1385 01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:41,985 Josie, what the hell? 1386 01:06:45,290 --> 01:06:47,410 Why... why... why you look like a scared puppy? 1387 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,990 Hey, Rhodes. 1388 01:06:51,180 --> 01:06:52,500 Do you have a minute to talk? 1389 01:06:53,630 --> 01:06:55,200 If you don't wanna borrow firearms, 1390 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,050 - then why are you here? - Um... 1391 01:06:57,930 --> 01:06:59,200 Like, for advice? 1392 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,200 I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie. 1393 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,460 You're too old for this shit. 1394 01:07:03,910 --> 01:07:05,920 Girl, when I was in high school, 1395 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,590 people found out I was gay, nobody wanted to be my friend. 1396 01:07:08,790 --> 01:07:09,880 And back then it was worse 1397 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,760 because they hated you just for being gay. 1398 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,880 Not for being gay and untalented. 1399 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,760 Mmm. 1400 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,640 Sorry, people didn't know you were gay? 1401 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,740 Girl, I wore a weave back then, okay? 1402 01:07:21,450 --> 01:07:22,600 And I used to say, 1403 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,980 "Hey, girl. Hey... " 1404 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,390 Look, that's not the point. 1405 01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:26,590 You want some advice? 1406 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,360 Invest in yourself, 1407 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,150 teach people to fear you instead of love you. 1408 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:33,320 I don't wanna, like, deny your advice, obviously. 1409 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:34,650 I just, um... 1410 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:36,990 PJ and I are actually in a fight right now. 1411 01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:38,410 So, like... 1412 01:07:38,610 --> 01:07:40,160 Like, that's the advice that I need. 1413 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,370 I never had many friends, and that's... that's sad. 1414 01:07:43,570 --> 01:07:45,790 And as I've gotten old in this world, 1415 01:07:45,990 --> 01:07:47,600 it's just gotten more sad. 1416 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,420 Okay, um... 1417 01:07:51,620 --> 01:07:53,300 I think I'm just gonna go to the game 1418 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,300 and then work it out with PJ there. 1419 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,500 I wouldn't do that. 1420 01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:57,670 Why not? 1421 01:07:57,830 --> 01:07:59,680 - It's with Huntington, right? - Yeah. 1422 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,012 Well, I'm guessing they've been fucking people up 1423 01:08:02,013 --> 01:08:03,013 for the past month, right? 1424 01:08:03,014 --> 01:08:05,390 - Yeah. - So, they're violent. 1425 01:08:05,590 --> 01:08:06,850 What do you think's gonna happen tonight? 1426 01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:08,830 I don't know. Football? 1427 01:08:09,870 --> 01:08:11,900 Game? Tackle? 1428 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:13,130 Oh, girl. 1429 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,700 There is a 50-year rivalry going on. 1430 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:18,800 They always fuck up some unlucky player. 1431 01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:21,660 How you don't know... 1432 01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:24,500 In '77, they burned him at a stake with his dog. 1433 01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:27,670 In '92, they drowned him in a giant kiddie pool. 1434 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:30,790 And in '03, they pulled his body apart with horses. 1435 01:08:30,990 --> 01:08:32,170 It's called quartering. 1436 01:08:32,370 --> 01:08:33,710 I know... I know what it's called. 1437 01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:35,840 So, tonight, I'm stayin' inside 1438 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,380 and double boltin' those doors. 1439 01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:44,350 - If you ever grab a... - Nah, I don't care. 1440 01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:47,480 I didn't understand a word of that, I'm so sorry. 1441 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:52,230 ♪ I had one of those days ♪ 1442 01:08:52,430 --> 01:08:56,630 ♪ Everything went wrong ♪ ♪ No matter what I did or said ♪ 1443 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,320 ♪ Everyone I talk to... ♪ 1444 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,400 Just go. Go, just, go. I don't wanna go. 1445 01:09:18,070 --> 01:09:19,760 Oh, my God. 1446 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,930 - Hey. - How did you find me? 1447 01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:23,800 Why are you breathing so heavy? 1448 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,390 Okay. I know we're not in a great place right now... 1449 01:09:26,590 --> 01:09:28,770 Yeah, because I'm pissed. I'm fuckin' pissed. 1450 01:09:28,970 --> 01:09:31,150 Okay, well, I just still think we need to talk 1451 01:09:31,340 --> 01:09:33,060 about everything that's, like, going on. 1452 01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:35,270 Yeah, cool, well, I don't wanna hear it, so... 1453 01:09:35,470 --> 01:09:37,360 Okay, maybe you should reconsider 1454 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,950 because I saw Rhodes, she says hi, by the way. 1455 01:09:40,150 --> 01:09:42,320 She said this Huntington shit's way darker than we thought. 1456 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,120 Apparently, every time Huntington plays Rockbridge, 1457 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,330 they try to kill a player and his pets. 1458 01:09:47,530 --> 01:09:48,620 The pets? 1459 01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:50,620 It's bloodlust, man. That's not the point. 1460 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,870 Sounds like I should get 1461 01:09:52,070 --> 01:09:53,070 - the fuck out of here now. Okay? - No. 1462 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,420 PJ, seriously, come on. 1463 01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:55,880 We need to get the club back together, 1464 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,550 so we can save them. 1465 01:09:58,750 --> 01:09:59,750 What? 1466 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:04,180 Sorry, you're saying you want me and then you 1467 01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,720 and then all of the girls that fuckin' hate us 1468 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,930 to get together and save some fucking football player, 1469 01:10:10,130 --> 01:10:11,350 who we hate? 1470 01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:13,060 Circle of bad vibes. 1471 01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,690 Okay, well, obviously, why would you lay it out like that? 1472 01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:15,890 Because it sounds insane. 1473 01:10:16,060 --> 01:10:17,730 'Cause it is. Why would we do that? 1474 01:10:17,930 --> 01:10:20,960 Because we made these girls trust us and then we humiliated them. 1475 01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:25,490 They deserve a shot at showing everybody 1476 01:10:25,690 --> 01:10:27,120 what they know, what they learned, 1477 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,680 how fucking cool they are. 1478 01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:31,510 Let's do this for the club. 1479 01:10:32,850 --> 01:10:33,850 What do you say? 1480 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,040 Can we save the damn day? 1481 01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:41,300 Wow. 1482 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,500 Pulling out the necklace 1483 01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:44,530 - in the final fuckin' hour. - Well... 1484 01:10:47,030 --> 01:10:48,030 Yeah. 1485 01:10:50,070 --> 01:10:52,270 Mmm. Nice. 1486 01:10:52,470 --> 01:10:55,650 Rockbridge, this is the most important day of your life. 1487 01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:58,730 Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, 1488 01:10:58,930 --> 01:11:00,480 fuck your bar mitzvah. 1489 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,400 This is what matters. 1490 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,360 Gameday, let's do this! 1491 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,720 - Let's go, Vikings! - We're almost there. 1492 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:15,000 Okay, first off, PJ has something to say to Hazel, so... 1493 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,840 The apology. Do the apology. Do the apology, instead. 1494 01:11:18,030 --> 01:11:19,460 Okay. 1495 01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:22,060 I'm sorry that I called your mom a skank. 1496 01:11:24,270 --> 01:11:26,840 And I'm sorry 1497 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:30,720 for saying that you have no friends really loud 1498 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,640 in front of all of your friends. 1499 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:36,330 And I'm sorry for being an asshole a lot of the time. 1500 01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:40,230 Most of the... All of the time. 1501 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:43,740 And I do think that it's nice you always take notes 1502 01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:48,170 and then you type them up and email them to everyone... 1503 01:11:51,050 --> 01:11:52,550 and I really appreciate it. 1504 01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:57,140 Do you forgive me? 1505 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,210 Yes. 1506 01:12:01,410 --> 01:12:02,800 I don't want to interrupt this gorgeous moment 1507 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,590 but we don't have time now 1508 01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:07,220 because I got information from a very confidential source 1509 01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:08,890 that Huntington is trying to kill 1510 01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:10,260 someone on this team tonight. 1511 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:11,460 What are you even talking about, Josie? 1512 01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:12,720 Nobody's even over there. 1513 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,640 Oh, my God, nobody is even over there. 1514 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,390 Well, that is obviously a red flag. 1515 01:12:16,590 --> 01:12:18,810 Are we not reading that as a red flag? That's crazy. 1516 01:12:19,010 --> 01:12:20,940 - What? - Please, Annie. 1517 01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:22,480 Even though you're a Black Republican, 1518 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:24,820 you are the smartest out of all of us, okay? 1519 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:26,820 I mean, obviously I know that. You think I don't know that? 1520 01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:28,820 Then help us figure this out. 1521 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:31,490 We need to stop the game. We need to save them. 1522 01:12:31,690 --> 01:12:33,890 Wait, wait, hang on. Hazel... 1523 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,760 we need a distraction. 1524 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,250 Oh, now you want a bomb. 1525 01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:43,210 - ♪ Hey, here we go! ♪ - Oh, fuck. 1526 01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:45,210 - So sorry. Okay. Fuck. - ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ 1527 01:12:45,410 --> 01:12:47,050 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ 1528 01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:49,430 ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ 1529 01:12:49,630 --> 01:12:51,260 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ 1530 01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:53,890 - ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ - Isabel. 1531 01:12:54,090 --> 01:12:55,970 I know you really must hate me right now, 1532 01:12:56,170 --> 01:12:57,480 but the club needs you. 1533 01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:58,730 To what? Have sex with them? 1534 01:12:58,930 --> 01:13:01,020 Guys, we really, really need you. We do. 1535 01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:02,820 In your fucking dreams, PJ. 1536 01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:04,580 Which you don't deserve to have. 1537 01:13:05,420 --> 01:13:07,070 When you sleep, 1538 01:13:07,270 --> 01:13:10,030 - it should be, like... Total darkness. - Rockbridge, are you ready? 1539 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:11,950 - Oh, fuck. - Wow, okay. 1540 01:13:12,150 --> 01:13:13,150 Okay, wait, seriously, 1541 01:13:13,230 --> 01:13:14,540 maybe if you just listened to us. 1542 01:13:14,730 --> 01:13:16,160 - Just listen to us. Whoa! - Brittany. 1543 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,790 - Here comes your team! - Isabel. 1544 01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:20,920 I wouldn't be asking you if this wasn't important! 1545 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,380 We don't have time for this. 1546 01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:24,130 - Josie, come on. - Hazel! 1547 01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:25,605 - Okay, now that you're all... - Ugh. Uh... 1548 01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:26,800 ... warmed up, I want you guys... 1549 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,170 Is it the red wire? 1550 01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:30,550 Shit, or is it the yellow? 1551 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,010 ... Shawshank your way out. 1552 01:13:32,210 --> 01:13:33,410 - Put your hands together... - You got this, Jeff. 1553 01:13:33,460 --> 01:13:34,510 - ... and shake your tanks. - You got it! 1554 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:37,740 Hazel! It's starting! 1555 01:13:38,910 --> 01:13:40,640 Jeff! 1556 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,860 Jeff! Eat my pussy! 1557 01:13:43,050 --> 01:13:44,060 Come on, come on! 1558 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:46,820 Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! 1559 01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:49,190 - Hurry, Hazel! - It's gonna blow. 1560 01:13:50,770 --> 01:13:52,160 - Hazel, come on! - Hazel! 1561 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,620 Hazel, come on! 1562 01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:00,750 - Hazel, it's not working. - Hazel, it's not going. 1563 01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:02,210 - Oh, no. - Fuck. Fucking... 1564 01:14:02,410 --> 01:14:03,650 - Maybe turn it off... - Maybe hit it? 1565 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,700 No. Give me space. Stop. 1566 01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:06,020 Turn it off and then back on. 1567 01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:07,440 Jeff! 1568 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,380 I want you to rub 1569 01:14:11,381 --> 01:14:13,570 Vicks VapoRub on your tanks 1570 01:14:13,790 --> 01:14:16,970 and dance around like the fruitbats that you are! 1571 01:14:17,170 --> 01:14:20,100 Okay, plan B. We need to get the cheerleaders to make out. 1572 01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,730 Wait, okay, which cheerleaders do you think? 1573 01:14:21,930 --> 01:14:24,270 It's a distraction. We need a distraction. 1574 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:32,570 - Guys. - Hey, guys. 1575 01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:33,860 Guys, kiss each other. 1576 01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:35,120 Make out. Make out with each other! 1577 01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,340 We need to delay the game. 1578 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,930 Guys! Make out with each other! 1579 01:14:45,850 --> 01:14:48,630 Everyone, get your guns out, hide your children 1580 01:14:48,830 --> 01:14:51,440 because here comes Huntington. 1581 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,220 - Fuck you! Bitch! - What the frick is up? 1582 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,100 - Yeah! Get back! - Yeah! Wake up, pussy! 1583 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,730 Hold me back! 1584 01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:05,850 You're so lucky! You're so fucking lucky. 1585 01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:08,360 Hazel! Hazel! Hazel! 1586 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,560 What do we do? 1587 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,490 Look, look, look. 1588 01:15:29,810 --> 01:15:31,940 Oh, wait. I'm gay. 1589 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,940 Okay, yeah, I'm not. 1590 01:15:37,070 --> 01:15:39,010 I just like gay porn. 1591 01:15:39,210 --> 01:15:40,820 This is nothing like porn at all. 1592 01:15:42,820 --> 01:15:43,910 Wait. 1593 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,650 Is porn even real? 1594 01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:03,040 Can we cut the gay shit and get this show on the road? 1595 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:08,250 I came here for some good man-on-man grappling and slapping football! 1596 01:16:08,450 --> 01:16:10,960 Can everybody stop looking at the dyke parade? 1597 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:15,840 Who do I have to blow to get this game started already? 1598 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:19,300 - Yes! - Now make 'em eat a bag of urine cakes. 1599 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:21,930 Look, I found empty barrels of pineapple juice. 1600 01:16:22,130 --> 01:16:24,060 There is pineapple here. 1601 01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:25,910 So, they're gonna poison Jeff then. 1602 01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:28,230 Where the fuck is it? 1603 01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:29,860 Fuck, I'm thinking really quick. 1604 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:31,610 What if it's in their mouths and they're swishing it around 1605 01:16:31,810 --> 01:16:33,690 and then they're gonna spit it out mid-game? 1606 01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,150 - What? - I hate to say it, 1607 01:16:35,350 --> 01:16:36,650 but it might have something to do with their semen. 1608 01:16:36,850 --> 01:16:39,200 Obviously, it does not. What is wrong with you? 1609 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,700 They kissed on the mouth. 1610 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:43,080 - With tongue. - As a distraction, 1611 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,750 and we can do it again if people are asking. 1612 01:16:45,950 --> 01:16:47,750 - Wait, when was this? - The bomb didn't work, 1613 01:16:47,950 --> 01:16:49,330 and there was no other distractions! 1614 01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:50,980 - Yeah, there was... - And because we were... 1615 01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:52,750 - They're gonna spray the field. - What? 1616 01:16:52,950 --> 01:16:54,630 - Okay, we're gonna have to run. - No! 1617 01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:55,774 We're gonna have to run. 1618 01:16:55,775 --> 01:16:56,840 - We're gonna have to run. - We can't run. No! 1619 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,050 No! 1620 01:16:58,250 --> 01:16:59,630 - Oh, my asthma. - No, please! 1621 01:16:59,830 --> 01:17:00,830 You don't have asthma. 1622 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,640 I feel like I have asthma now! 1623 01:17:05,570 --> 01:17:07,350 PJ! Cover the sprinklers. 1624 01:17:07,550 --> 01:17:08,550 I got it. 1625 01:18:13,350 --> 01:18:14,350 Oh, fuck! 1626 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,320 Get back here, you fuckin' weasel! 1627 01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:53,460 I'm sorry. 1628 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,020 You saved me. 1629 01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:40,310 You're... you're welcome? 1630 01:19:42,650 --> 01:19:43,730 Oh, no. 1631 01:19:44,690 --> 01:19:46,530 - I... Would... - Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh. 1632 01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:49,740 Are you okay? 1633 01:19:50,570 --> 01:19:51,570 Yeah. 1634 01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:53,730 - Whoa. - Hazel! 1635 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,390 - Hazel! Hazel! Look out! - Hey. 1636 01:20:24,730 --> 01:20:25,800 It's pineapple juice! 1637 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,380 It's pineapple juice! 1638 01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:28,780 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - 'Scuse me. 1639 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,890 Turn it off! Please just turn it off! 1640 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,180 Yes. 1641 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,530 Yes! 1642 01:20:48,730 --> 01:20:50,990 Yes, this is the Viking way! 1643 01:20:51,190 --> 01:20:53,010 Yes, thank you, thank you. 1644 01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:54,930 You did it. 1645 01:20:56,050 --> 01:20:57,710 You fucking saved me. 1646 01:20:57,910 --> 01:21:01,020 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1647 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,060 Thanks. 1648 01:21:15,910 --> 01:21:16,910 - What is... - I mean... 1649 01:21:17,090 --> 01:21:19,100 - Okay. - I guess we did it. 1650 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:20,690 We did that shit! 1651 01:21:20,890 --> 01:21:21,890 I mean... 1652 01:21:21,970 --> 01:21:22,970 Really proud of you. 1653 01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:25,830 I'm proud of us. 1654 01:21:30,670 --> 01:21:32,130 I do wanna say, um, 1655 01:21:33,170 --> 01:21:35,200 I feel like you killed that guy. 1656 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,870 Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed... 1657 01:21:37,070 --> 01:21:38,070 I think we killed... 1658 01:21:38,150 --> 01:21:39,910 - You killed that guy... - No. 1659 01:21:40,110 --> 01:21:42,670 - Yeah, he's dead. That's dead. - No. Oh, my God. 1660 01:21:42,870 --> 01:21:44,350 Yeah, we killed a couple. We killed... 1661 01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:46,210 we killed a lot of guys. 1662 01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:47,800 I... Let's just... We'll process it later. 1663 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,000 - Much later. - Later. 1664 01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:50,530 - Yeah. - Um... 1665 01:21:51,610 --> 01:21:52,690 Do you wanna... 1666 01:21:53,950 --> 01:21:54,990 Yeah. 1667 01:22:01,410 --> 01:22:03,610 I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1668 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,190 You don't have to forgive me at all or anything. 1669 01:22:06,390 --> 01:22:09,860 But I, like, really want you to know how sorry I am. 1670 01:22:10,060 --> 01:22:13,070 I was kind of insane, 1671 01:22:13,270 --> 01:22:16,450 and the sheer amount of lies I told is... 1672 01:22:16,650 --> 01:22:18,160 is shocking, 1673 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,760 and it doesn't excuse what I did. 1674 01:22:20,890 --> 01:22:22,600 But I really liked getting to know you. 1675 01:22:24,350 --> 01:22:27,960 And I still really like you. 1676 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,870 - I just... - You know, you didn't have to start, 1677 01:22:29,871 --> 01:22:32,820 like, a whole fight club just to date me. 1678 01:22:34,530 --> 01:22:38,640 You could have just, like, talked to me. 1679 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,180 Oh. Okay, uh, I don't really know 1680 01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:43,900 how true that is. You know what I mean... 1681 01:22:56,770 --> 01:22:58,450 Man, I knew women were good. 1682 01:22:58,650 --> 01:23:00,890 I been sayin' that shit the whole time, man. 1683 01:23:04,810 --> 01:23:06,080 ♪ Vikings! ♪ 1684 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,300 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪ 1685 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:11,670 ♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪ 1686 01:23:11,870 --> 01:23:13,230 Oh, so sorry. 1687 01:23:14,530 --> 01:23:16,140 - Yeah! - Oh. 1688 01:23:16,340 --> 01:23:18,180 Yes, queen! 1689 01:23:18,380 --> 01:23:19,380 Yeah! 1690 01:23:19,550 --> 01:23:20,600 Attention, everyone. 1691 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,600 It seems like these Huntington players 1692 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,140 - are not only shitty... - Yes, queen! 1693 01:23:24,340 --> 01:23:25,520 ... football players, 1694 01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:28,980 but they're also dead cheating bitch asses. 1695 01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:32,820 Meanin' the Vikings once again win the game! 1696 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:36,410 - Whoo! - Decompose, you fuckers! 1697 01:23:58,530 --> 01:23:59,530 Damn it. 1698 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:01,570 That was my thing! 1699 01:24:26,390 --> 01:24:28,040 By the way, what the fuck are you wearing? 1700 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:30,690 You got suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak. 1701 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,800 Not gonna come to any meetings. 1702 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,010 It's gonna be fine. 1703 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,490 He's so preoccupied with his divor... 1704 01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:45,180 Yeah. 1705 01:24:45,380 --> 01:24:46,890 I drank before I came to class. 1706 01:24:47,090 --> 01:24:48,490 - What? - Sorry. 1707 01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,280 You got this, Jeff! You got it! 1708 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:57,860 Oh, shit. 1709 01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:59,860 You scarin' the shit out of me, boy. You all right? 1710 01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:01,060 - Good shit. - I got this. 1711 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:26,430 Y'all were two of my top students, I think. 1712 01:25:26,630 --> 01:25:27,810 Oh, no, that was two other students. 1713 01:25:28,010 --> 01:25:29,730 But at the end of the day, it don't matter. 1714 01:25:29,930 --> 01:25:32,620 This shit is, like, beyond me. 1715 01:25:34,670 --> 01:25:36,570 Not Beyond Meat, like the fake meat, 1716 01:25:36,770 --> 01:25:38,530 but beyond me, like... 1717 01:25:38,730 --> 01:25:42,280 Who does that? Where do they do that at? 1718 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:46,370 Y'all out here forty-two fakin' for the bacon. 1719 01:25:46,570 --> 01:25:47,680 You understand what I'm sayin'? 1720 01:25:51,810 --> 01:25:54,710 God, this is the most depressing shit ever. 1721 01:25:54,910 --> 01:25:56,550 Oh, wait, fuck me. 1722 01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,010 Idiot. Idiot! 1723 01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:01,405 She's still laughing 1724 01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:02,510 because of the last laugh. 1725 01:26:02,710 --> 01:26:04,720 No! Fuck! 1726 01:26:07,910 --> 01:26:09,240 Cut, cut. 1727 01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:13,860 Hey, guys. 1728 01:26:14,050 --> 01:26:15,960 Hey, guys. Hi. 1729 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:19,460 Hey, guys. Sorry. 1730 01:26:37,350 --> 01:26:39,170 You look like you yodel. 1731 01:26:39,370 --> 01:26:41,690 You look super religious. 1732 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,520 Get fucked, Janice. 1733 01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:51,140 Get railed, Janice. 1734 01:26:51,340 --> 01:26:52,450 Eat a dick, Janice. 1735 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,520 God, what is happening to this country? 1736 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,360 - Why? - Why? 1737 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:02,630 This is not the Viking way! 1738 01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,840 How old are you? I put whiskey in that. 1739 01:27:18,730 --> 01:27:21,550 Actually dealin' with the "D" word. 1740 01:27:21,750 --> 01:27:23,340 - Death. - No. 1741 01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:25,010 - Dinosaurs. - No. 1742 01:27:25,210 --> 01:27:26,260 - Depression? - If you don't... 1743 01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:28,260 Deez nuts! 1744 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:38,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 1744 01:27:39,305 --> 01:28:39,869 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/ffmn5 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 125613

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