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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,130 Tonight is the fucking night, okay? 3 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,467 We've looked like shit for years, and we are developing. 4 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:35,435 I would say I'm actually mostly developed. 5 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,806 We're finally hot. At least, according to me. 6 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,173 We're getting out there. 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,809 We're getting in the cooch, my girl. 8 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:44,579 We are getting in the puss and we're gettin' wet. 9 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:46,113 Man, speak for yourself. 10 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,148 Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year, 11 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,585 just like nobody wanted to fuck me last year or the year before. 12 00:00:50,652 --> 00:00:53,153 Okay, well, I'm gonna talk to Brittany. 13 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,221 I think that it's time. 14 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,623 Oh, really? It's time? 15 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,592 There wasn't time in the last 11 years 16 00:00:57,659 --> 00:00:59,226 we've all been going to school together? 17 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,628 I've been building tension. 18 00:01:00,695 --> 00:01:01,963 You know, you could say hi to Isabel. 19 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:03,096 Yeah, okay. 20 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:04,766 And just what would I say? 21 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:08,036 Like, "Hey, girl, what's up? How's your boyfriend? 22 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,070 How's his penis? 23 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,707 Still awesome and big and throbbing and, uh, like a male penis?" 24 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:14,474 They could have broken up, you never know. 25 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,511 The fair is like a completely fresh start. 26 00:01:16,578 --> 00:01:18,846 I'm not doin' that with Isabel, you know what I mean? 27 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:22,249 Like, I'm... I'm... I'm playin' the long game with her, okay? 28 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,284 -Mmm. -Here's how it's gonna shake out. 29 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,486 I don't speak to the bitch for years. 30 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,657 Bam! It's the 20th high school reunion. 31 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,425 I show up, I'm in a little suit 32 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,293 like the lesbian I am, you know what I mean? 33 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,662 It's probably white, okay? 34 00:01:34,729 --> 00:01:37,065 She looks at me, I look back at her. 35 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,132 What the fuck happened to her? 36 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,569 She's washed up. 37 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:43,538 I mean Jeff has run her ragged. 38 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,641 That's when my ass swoops in, okay? 39 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:50,310 That made me so sad. What? Okay. 40 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:52,046 Josie, tick-tock. 41 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,781 We're not gonna be sexy little high schoolers forever. 42 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,750 Soon we're gonna be old hags in college. 43 00:01:55,817 --> 00:01:58,151 Do you wanna be the only girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence? 44 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,419 Yeah, honestly, maybe. 45 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,388 I might have a good shot that way. 46 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,424 I don't need this negative, really sad attitude. Please. 47 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,227 What the fuck are you wearing? 48 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:11,264 It's really not too late to turn around, you know? 49 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,101 I think you wanna be here. 50 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,736 Who said that? 51 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,671 -Where'd you get that idea? -I'm just feeling... 52 00:02:16,738 --> 00:02:19,172 You're getting nervous because of how excited you are. 53 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,576 -No. No, no. -Yeah, yeah. 54 00:02:21,643 --> 00:02:23,477 Oh, and we're crossing. And we're getting in there. 55 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,713 No, I can't, I'm sorry. Ahhh! Fuck, my arm! 56 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,147 There's nothing wrong with your arm. 57 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:28,816 You have Munchausen's. 58 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:30,384 Look, just follow my lead. 59 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,853 - Hello, ladies. - Oh. 60 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,521 Oh. You know what? 61 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,155 - Just keep going. - How was your summer? 62 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,524 -Good to see you. -Okay, you know what? 63 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,126 Uh, it's not gonna happen, okay? 64 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,560 This school has such a gay problem. 65 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:42,030 Okay, no. No one hates us for being gay. 66 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:45,900 Everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly. 67 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:47,835 Like, look at Matthieu. 68 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,469 Rock on, man. Killin' it. 69 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,706 I love what you're doing with the school play. 70 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:53,741 Thanks, bitch. 71 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:56,711 -Fuck! -Yeah. 72 00:02:56,778 --> 00:02:58,311 Knocks it out of the park, every year. 73 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,280 -Every show. -Yeah. 74 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,750 Ooh. Popcorn. 75 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:03,885 Don't mind if I do. 76 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,598 -Hey, guys. -Hi, Hazel. 77 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,867 Oh, hey, Hazel. How was your summer? 78 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:22,036 Were you with your uncle at the slop farm? 79 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:24,739 If you mean volunteering at the National Meat Association, 80 00:03:25,807 --> 00:03:27,108 yeah, it was good. 81 00:03:27,175 --> 00:03:28,475 What are you guys doing here? 82 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:29,610 You guys never come to the fair. 83 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,344 What happened to your arm? 84 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,246 Oh, my God, she ate shit is what happened. 85 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,682 She ate literal shit? What the fuck? 86 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:36,751 -Mmm. -Or did you get beat up again? 87 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:38,519 No, I just tripped and I-- 88 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,521 Or were you jumped? Was it spy camp? 89 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,456 Did you go to juvie? 90 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,257 - Yeah, we went to juvie. - Ladies and gentlemen... 91 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,194 -Oh, my God, it was juvie? -... it's time to get ready, 92 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:49,030 get wild, and get horny for our very own Vikings! 93 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:51,099 Oh, my God, what did you do? 94 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:53,366 - And the man who will lead us to victory 95 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,435 against the evil, maniacal, 96 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,939 shit-eating Huntington Ferrets, 97 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,273 let's hear it for Jeff! 98 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,809 Jeff! Have my babies! 99 00:04:01,876 --> 00:04:03,578 Jeff, fill me with your seed! 100 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,148 I just don't get why girls like guys like that. 101 00:04:07,215 --> 00:04:09,416 It's like they're like dogs, or pigs, or is there a... 102 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,018 What's the grossest animal? 103 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,855 Jeff, come sign my tits! 104 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,423 Eat my pussy! 105 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,026 That's right. 106 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:22,997 Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel. 107 00:04:23,064 --> 00:04:25,365 Gimme that. Josie, take this. Take this. 108 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,768 - Take this. - No. 109 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,368 Really quick. This is the moment. 110 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,270 Stop yelling at me! 111 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,739 Could you give that back really quickly? 112 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,674 -Hey, Brittany. -PJ. 113 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,376 I am loving all the... 114 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,179 holes in your pants. 115 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:39,580 Thanks. 116 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,281 You look like a little Dutch boy. 117 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,683 Thank you. 118 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,685 So, Britt... Can I call you Britt? 119 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,687 I prefer if you just called me my name. 120 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,289 - Britt-a-nay. Um, but... - No, not that. 121 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,159 Brittany. 122 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,894 Are you thinking of riding the Ferris wheel at all tonight? 123 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,996 I wasn't. I'm going on the puke and duke. 124 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,296 I need to pull trig. 125 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,497 -No, you don't. -Yeah, I do. 126 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:58,666 I'm gonna say something crazy. 127 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:02,335 I think you could eat food, 128 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:05,006 digest it, let it marinate, poop it out. 129 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,373 Mmm, gross. 130 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,242 Maybe this? You want a bite of this? 131 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,044 - Oh, no. - Yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Ugh. 132 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:12,146 You want a hot dog? We could go get hot dogs. 133 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:13,614 Oh, I don't know. 134 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,249 Yeah, we could get the bun and the ketchup. 135 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,984 -No bun. No. -You gotta get the bun. 136 00:05:17,051 --> 00:05:18,653 -Yes, you could. -No. 137 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,888 No bun. Okay. 138 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:22,924 Um, Isabel. 139 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,358 Josie was just saying something similar to me. 140 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,727 I don't think so. 141 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,229 I think so. It was really good. 142 00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:29,831 It was super funny. 143 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:37,437 You're just so-- You're skinny too, as well. 144 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,608 I'm Josie, by the way, good evening. 145 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,409 Yeah, you're skinny-- 146 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,978 You're real skinny minnie, aren't ya? 147 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:45,913 You probably should eat. 148 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:48,115 They're gonna send you to the hospital with how skinny you are. 149 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,952 Uh-oh, call the doctor. Skinny girl, I see. 150 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:54,522 Okay, do you guys want any of our tickets? 151 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:55,890 Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 152 00:05:57,258 --> 00:06:00,460 Fuck! Fuck! 153 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,462 I don't want to say it, but we're fucked. 154 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,898 You know what? I'm good. 155 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:06,100 'Cause it's not gonna happen for me. 156 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:07,735 If it's not happening here, 157 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,071 then it's definitely not happening at Emerson, okay? 158 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,439 I'm done trying to sow my damn oats. 159 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,508 -No. -I'm packing up my vagina 160 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,177 and I'm fucking Matthieu. 161 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:17,545 That's the only hope for me. 162 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:18,980 -No. -It's me and Matthieu, man. 163 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,815 And 'cause he's gay and fearless, 164 00:06:20,882 --> 00:06:22,350 he's probably gonna fuck me without protection. 165 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,751 Then I'm gonna get pregnant. 166 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:24,986 We're going to have to join a church. 167 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,087 He'll be the gay pastor. 168 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,555 My whole life's fucked! 169 00:06:27,622 --> 00:06:29,357 And yeah, sure, his sermons are good, 170 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,958 but everybody knows he's fruity. 171 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:33,493 Everybody knows he's fucking fruity! 172 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:36,063 By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us 173 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,165 'cause he knows we're both closeted, 174 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,134 but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. 175 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:41,636 And yeah, guess what? 176 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:44,338 The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! 177 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,641 He's fucking the evangelist! 178 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,577 I don't wanna live like that. 179 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:52,445 Will you come and visit us on Sundays? 180 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:56,150 Please, will you come and visit us on Sundays? 181 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:59,120 - Isabel. - Leave me alone! 182 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,588 -Stop following me. -Wait, shut up. 183 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:02,023 -What? -Look. 184 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,691 - Don't touch me. - Isabel, baby. 185 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:05,326 My teeny, tiny baby girl. 186 00:07:05,393 --> 00:07:07,161 Why do you always have to flirt with other women? 187 00:07:07,228 --> 00:07:09,563 It doesn't count if they're not in high school. 188 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,065 Especially Mrs. Reilly! 189 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:13,034 -Josie, offer her a ride. -I don't think so. 190 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,101 Yes, come on. 191 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,836 ...Irish Catholic. 192 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,672 And I'm regular Christian! 193 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,140 - Josie, ask her. Come on. - PJ, stop. 194 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,008 You're hurting my head. 195 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:23,144 You're attacking me, and it's giving me a migraine. 196 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,679 And it's giving me PTSD 197 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,780 about all the other times I've had migraines. 198 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,015 -Just do it now. -No. 199 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:29,216 -Just go fucking ask her. -No. Isabel, would you like a safety ride? 200 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:31,185 Isabel. 201 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,988 -Oh, no. -Oh, my God. 202 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:35,389 Isabel... 203 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,791 Get out of the car. 204 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,392 You can't tell me what to do. 205 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,961 - Yeah, no, he can't. - Okay, 206 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,997 I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Reilly 207 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,299 and lightly grazed her left tit, all right? 208 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:47,501 Move, you prick! 209 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,537 Uh, excuse me, she said, "Move, prick." 210 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,938 Don't talk to me, you ugly bitch, okay? 211 00:07:51,005 --> 00:07:53,274 I do not talk to girls in overalls. 212 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:55,676 -Hey. -Okay, I might be ugly, but these aren't overalls. 213 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:58,279 Isabel, get out of the freaking car! Get out! 214 00:07:58,346 --> 00:07:59,947 Get out! Come on. 215 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,382 -I feel like we should just drive. -Drive. 216 00:08:01,449 --> 00:08:02,917 -Drive. -Let's just go. 217 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,385 Please. You're being really mean right now. 218 00:08:04,452 --> 00:08:05,453 -He'll move. -He's not moving. 219 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:06,821 He's gonna move. 220 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,656 - We're about to drive. - Isabel. 221 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:10,257 - Drive. He'll move. - Just drive. Josie, go. 222 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,326 -Three, two one... -Pedal to the metal. Drive! 223 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:23,204 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 224 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,605 Jeff? 225 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,274 Jeff! 226 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,976 - Are you... - Are you okay? 227 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:30,544 When people move cars, don't people move? 228 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,846 Jeffrey, I'm coming! I'm coming! 229 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,814 You're not alone. You're not alone. 230 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,483 - Back up! Back up! - We didn't even do anything. 231 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,753 No, come here. 232 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,121 - Man down! Man down! - You! 233 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,622 Oh, my God. 234 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,957 -I'm... I'm blacking out. -No, stay with me. 235 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,392 We should go. Let's go. 236 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,760 -Let's go. -Yeah. Okay. 237 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,428 Let's just kind of peel on out. 238 00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:48,829 - Fine. - What did you do to him? 239 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,765 Buckle it for me. Fuck! 240 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,234 You fucking cowards! 241 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,602 You better fucking run! 242 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,470 I don't understand. 243 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,105 What the fuck? 244 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:01,475 They're not gonna get away with this! 245 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,580 Attention. 246 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,182 The library is out of use again. 247 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,284 Huntington shot up our remaining books, 248 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:13,854 so there will be no reading again this year. Thank you. 249 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,791 Oh, Brittany was just so cute last night. 250 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,928 Like, "No, I can't eat a hot dog. 251 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,798 I know I won't even digest it. 252 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,132 I have to throw up." 253 00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:26,967 And I was, like, "You can have it." 254 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,270 She's like, "No, not, just... 255 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,938 Maybe, but not the bun." 256 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,941 Oh, it was just really sweet. 257 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,643 You had to be there. 258 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,944 I was there. 259 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,146 Are you serious? 260 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:40,681 I got "faggot number two" this time? 261 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,416 You're the sidekick, not me. 262 00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:44,452 'Sup, Ted? How's the family? 263 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:46,654 Sick. Yeah, you know what to do. 264 00:09:47,388 --> 00:09:49,356 Thanks. 265 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,560 Do you feel like people are looking at us? Like, more than usual? 266 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,294 I don't know. Did you period yourself? 267 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,696 Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie. 268 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,232 Hi. 269 00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:02,069 Holy shit. Are you guys okay? 270 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,538 What? Yeah. 271 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,172 - Why wouldn't we be okay? - All right, kiddos. 272 00:10:05,239 --> 00:10:06,941 Welcome back to class. 273 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,843 Hey! The prep club worked hard on those. 274 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,144 That belongs to the school. 275 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:12,179 Oh, cool. So, does your vagina. 276 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,681 Nice try, PJ, 277 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,316 but my vagina belongs to the government. 278 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,485 All right, check it out. 279 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:19,019 -Today I got a special lesson for all of you. -Josie, so, how'd you do it? 280 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:21,122 Do what? 281 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,793 Holy shit. Is he okay? 282 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,294 Hey, you good, man? 283 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,898 What the fuck? 284 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,800 - Yeah, okay, so... - What the fuck? 285 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:33,968 Meanwhile, back at the ranch... 286 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,803 Okay, so, did he fight back? 287 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,404 No, literally, how did it go? Did he fight back? 288 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,973 -I hope you broke a bone. -If you need a shoulder 289 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,041 or anything, just let me know... 290 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,743 I heard you did something to him, I just don't know what. 291 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,245 ...and I'll totally let you lean on me. 292 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,913 No, but like honestly, how did you do it? 293 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:46,847 Oh, my God. Annie, they went to juvie. 294 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:47,982 That's how, okay? 295 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,750 Hey. Hey. Hey, you. 296 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,385 Overall bitch. 297 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,053 This is you. 298 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,222 God damn it, Jeff. 299 00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:56,924 What the fuck? 300 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:59,193 Hey, you couldn't make that analogy with your fists? 301 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,897 Hello, this is Principal Meyers 302 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,832 with an important Huntington update. 303 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,433 So, listen to this girl. 304 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,403 Last night, outside the fair, 305 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,372 a Huntington player followed me home, 306 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,408 pinned me against my car and punched me in the face. 307 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:17,612 And now my face is totally fucked. 308 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,980 Fuck. 309 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,882 We haven't faced the violence of Huntington for 20 years. 310 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,417 They think they can get in our heads 311 00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:25,252 by picking on our weak and defenseless. 312 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,154 Well, we can't let them break our spirit, folks. 313 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:28,923 Keep your heads in the game. 314 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,224 They're gonna pork us! 315 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,892 -We're fucked! -I'm screwed. 316 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,360 Hey. Hey, calm down just a little bit. 317 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,728 Oh, great. More violence. 318 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,630 Just what this school needs. 319 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:38,432 Seriously, that's... that's it? 320 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:40,434 - That's class? - Latte. 321 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:41,503 Get my shit. 322 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,404 Solid class. 323 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,073 Hey. 324 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,843 Josie, right? 325 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:53,447 I heard you, like, beat up my boyfriend last night? 326 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:57,251 Um, weren't you there? 327 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,253 I heard you guys ate literal shit 328 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,722 - and killed girls in juvie. - Really? 329 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,091 Um, what did you think about that? 330 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,726 Excuse me. 331 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,295 Could the ugly, untalented gays 332 00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,464 please report to the principal's office? 333 00:12:10,532 --> 00:12:12,433 Guess that's you guys. 334 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,969 Hello, Principal Meyers. First of all, I want to say, God bless-- 335 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,003 Shut up. You know why you're here. 336 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,672 I don't, actually... 337 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,240 For committing a crime against Jeff. 338 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,610 Our quarterback and the most good-looking, 339 00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:24,679 all-American, red-blooded, muscular man this town has ever seen. 340 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,746 Sir, please, look in the mirror. 341 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,716 -Shush. -Okay. 342 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,620 The homecoming game with Huntington is nearly a month away. 343 00:12:31,686 --> 00:12:33,120 Do you know how long we've been working toward this? 344 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,955 -Yes. -Yes. It's everywhere. 345 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,156 - Twenty years. - Couldn't be clearer. 346 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,424 I think I can explain. 347 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,993 I can explain. 348 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,729 Jeff is psychotic, and he tried to murder us. 349 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,396 Ha! Sure. 350 00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,699 You're all victims, and girls are always right. Right? 351 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:45,966 Yeah, actually. 352 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,035 How come you can't buck up 353 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,605 and learn to protect yourselves without running somebody over? 354 00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:53,941 Maybe it's because we're small and he's giant. 355 00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:56,745 So, we needed to use a little machinery. 356 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,546 Did you ever think of that, sir? 357 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:00,515 -Can we just explain ourselves? -Maybe I should buy a gun. 358 00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:02,617 Okay. What? What? Don't buy a gun. Nobody said buy a gun. 359 00:13:02,684 --> 00:13:04,818 -Can we just calm down, everybody. -Zip it. 360 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,420 -You know what? -What? 361 00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:09,023 -I'm gonna expel you both. -No! 362 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,791 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! 363 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:14,094 You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding. 364 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,498 -Really? -We were just practicing... 365 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,801 for... 366 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:26,508 for our self-defense club. 367 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,444 Self-defense-- What is that? 368 00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,013 - Uh... - Is it like a fight club? 369 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,049 -Well, here's the thing-- -Yes! Yes! 370 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,017 -Uh... -Yes! Yes! 371 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,620 A fight club. 372 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,888 Where we fuckin' beat each other up and shit. 373 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,955 -No, we don't. -Yes. 374 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,490 No, we don't. Shut up. 375 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,125 Okay, you know what? I don't care. Fuck it! 376 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,860 -I don't care. -You're over it, okay. 377 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,362 Yeah. You can beat the shit out of each other 378 00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:50,565 while you perform The Vagina Monologues. 379 00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:52,767 Just stay in your lane until you're munching beaver at Wesleyan. 380 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,803 Yes, sir. 381 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,904 I can't believe they're letting you guys start a fight club. 382 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,206 No, they're... they're not. We are not. 383 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,809 What are you talking about? We're gonna do it. 384 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:01,975 We're doing it. 385 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,044 PJ, I wasn't being serious. 386 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:07,281 Josie, did you see the way that Isabel and Brittany were looking at us? 387 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,117 - Also, you heard the announcements. 388 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,318 Girls are terrified. 389 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:13,053 It's perfect. They need this. 390 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,557 Okay, no. They need, like, mace, maybe. 391 00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,926 We can't do that, okay? We'd be misleading them. 392 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,127 Guys do that all the time, okay? 393 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,495 That's the point of feminism. 394 00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:23,130 That's not the point of feminism. 395 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,532 You also don't care about feminism. 396 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,899 Your favorite show is Entourage. 397 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,635 You're missing the point! 398 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,336 I don't really think I am. We don't know how to fight. 399 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,038 You guys probably fought girls in juvie. 400 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:32,807 No, we were lying about that, obviously. 401 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,375 About juvie? 402 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,076 - Yeah, I mean, what? - Why would you lie to me? 403 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,612 You were the one who said we went to juvie. 404 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,246 I just didn't correct you. 405 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,315 Listen, self-defense is instinctual common sense. 406 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,417 You try to punch me in the face, I stop it from happening. 407 00:14:43,484 --> 00:14:45,754 Whatever. I don't care. It's easy. 408 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,955 Look, this is how we do this. 409 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,490 Okay, we start with Taekwondo. 410 00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,058 Which I've got covered. 411 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,893 And then you guys can move on to air punches. 412 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,261 Hub-bub-bub-bub. 413 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,630 Who do we know? Who do we know? 414 00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:57,030 I'll bring Stella-Rebecca. 415 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,533 You know Stella-Rebecca? 416 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,502 Stella-Rebecca who models at car conventions 417 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,169 -in Chicago on the weekends? -Yeah, we're family friends. 418 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:04,506 Okay, great. Well, then bring her. 419 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,174 -Josie. -What? 420 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,777 -We're doing this. -No. 421 00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:10,344 Yeah. Listen to me. 422 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,146 We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves 423 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,149 against the evil, Huntington killers. 424 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,885 They are grateful to us. 425 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,521 We build a community, we bond, 426 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,523 we share, we connect. 427 00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:24,726 We're punching each other, adrenaline is flowing. 428 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,393 Next thing you know, 429 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,995 Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouths. 430 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,463 - Jeffrey! - Josie... 431 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,366 Isabel knew your name. 432 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,636 - Back from the dead. - If we do this... 433 00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,805 -Mmm-hmm. -Very big "if," 434 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,439 we just run the risk of becoming 435 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,441 even bigger losers than we already are right now. 436 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:42,544 And I hate to break it to you, but we're pretty big losers. 437 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:45,012 And that is the beauty. That is the beauty of this. 438 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,749 Because we are literally at the bottom. 439 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,183 We're the lowest of the low. 440 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,718 -Okay. -We have nowhere to go but up. 441 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,420 Listen, I think this is a good idea, okay? 442 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:56,156 There's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 443 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,325 Not the point, Hazel. Not the point. 444 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,728 Yeah, I mean, we just felt like 445 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,665 there's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school. 446 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,569 Anyways, totally come by. See you later. 447 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,572 What's your plan here? 448 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:12,206 I don't need a plan. 449 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,475 My mom has a business. All we have to do is yell. 450 00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:21,716 Okay. 451 00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:23,116 What's up, lads? 452 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,385 What the fuck? 453 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,154 - These girls are ugly. - Okay. 454 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:28,590 Where is Stella? 455 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,257 She was booked for a car convention. 456 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,960 What? It's a Monday. 457 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,528 Um, maybe we should go 458 00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:34,863 before someone cool shows up? 459 00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,396 Before I die? Pick one. 460 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,999 Hey, Hazel. Thanks for the invite. 461 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,969 I love David Fincher. 462 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,403 - Oh, my God. Well... - See? 463 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,406 I guess Sylvie's cute if she lost her braces 464 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,075 and stopped huffing paint. 465 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,944 She'll never stop huffing paint. 466 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,078 So, I thought we'd start... 467 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,346 Um... 468 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,348 -Okay. -Sorry. 469 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,684 All right. 470 00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:59,554 Listen up, you cunt-sucking pieces of shit. 471 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:01,321 Welcome to our fucking fight club. 472 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,190 Um, it's a self-defense club. 473 00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,759 It's not really, "Fight." 474 00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:08,128 So, as we know, Huntington is on the prowl, 475 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,898 and they're picking on the weak 476 00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:12,432 and defenseless, meaning all of you. 477 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,202 So, we're gonna teach you how to not take shit. 478 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,337 We're gonna start with dropkicks, 479 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,774 tackling, little bit of knife play. 480 00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:21,308 Then, punch-bucket, 481 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,310 which is when we throw you in a bucket 482 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,279 and we punch you until you bleed. 483 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:29,483 Before that, perhaps stretches, icebreakers, and trust falls. 484 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,852 Is that what happened to you in juvie? 485 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,954 -Mmm. No. No. -No. 486 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:34,822 Juvie was way crazier. 487 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,090 One time, this girl's punching me in the rain. 488 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,192 Fall to my knees. It's muddy. 489 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,863 I get up. I'm blind. 490 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,599 Punch her right in the middle of her face. 491 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,500 Broke her fuckin' nose. 492 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,235 Josie? 493 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,604 Care to share? 494 00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:53,307 Yeah, all right. 495 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,143 Juvie was insane. 496 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,013 Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, 497 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,382 so I took her outside and I punched her till she died. 498 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,687 So, you killed a girl? 499 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,387 Uh, no. 500 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,525 Because the ambulance came and revived her 501 00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:12,994 and we actually had a really productive conversation 502 00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:14,762 when she came back to life, so... 503 00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:17,832 Um, since Josie literally killed a girl-- 504 00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:19,867 She came back to life. 505 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:22,202 Mmm. But I remember her being dead for at least a couple minutes. 506 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,204 Josie is gonna start by showing you all 507 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,340 how to effectively throw a solid punch. 508 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,875 Josie, if you'll step forward. 509 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,444 No, I don't wanna do that. 510 00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:32,145 -What's the problem? -There's no problem. I just... 511 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,615 No, I'm just not gonna do it. 512 00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,516 Come on, they wanna see the punch. 513 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,417 -They don't wanna see it. -They wanna see. Look at them. 514 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,886 They wanna see the punch. 515 00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:39,954 Who am I gonna punch? 516 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:41,254 Punch me. Just punch me. 517 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,991 -Punch you? -Yeah, come on. 518 00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:44,224 I can punch you. 519 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,492 Yeah. I know how to take a punch. 520 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,995 Something people would always say, 521 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:48,295 "PJ knows how to take a punch." 522 00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:49,329 Come on up. 523 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,699 Oh! 524 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,500 Oh, fuck! 525 00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:02,275 Will there an advisor for this club? 526 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,811 Because we'll be suspended if there isn't. 527 00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,713 Who is gonna be dumb enough to endorse a club 528 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,148 where we punch each other in the face? 529 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,919 The Holocaust. It happened. 530 00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:14,822 Yes, it did. 531 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,357 But how? The seeds were sown in the Treaty of Versailles, 532 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,494 which y'all are gonna reenact while I do some little reading over here. 533 00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:22,664 I mean, he's perfect. 534 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,699 No. 535 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:25,933 -What? -No. 536 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,802 Please. 537 00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:29,904 Dude, we're not fucking doing this. I broke your nose. 538 00:19:29,971 --> 00:19:31,271 Yeah, and I've never had so many girls look at me in my life. 539 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,339 Fuck! When did you show up? 540 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,075 Hey, guys. 541 00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:36,376 I just wanted to say thank you so much for last night. 542 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,413 It was just so great, and I was thinking, 543 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,348 like, if Huntington and me were in an alleyway 544 00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:44,351 and they were coming at me with, like, swords and, like, knives 545 00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,386 and, like, guns and stuff, 546 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,356 and you taught me how to punch like that, then I wouldn't die. 547 00:19:49,423 --> 00:19:51,959 -That's so great, Sylvie. -Okay. 548 00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,493 But, unfortunately, 549 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:54,929 Josie doesn't want to do the club anymore. 550 00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:56,764 What? Why? 551 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,032 I don't know. 552 00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,466 Why? It was just so empowering. 553 00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:01,002 What was empowering? 554 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,671 Oh, my God, hi. Um... 555 00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:05,873 Just, we have a fight club. It was our fight club 556 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,177 for, um, female solidarity at this school, which we lack. 557 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,813 Isabel, let's go. 558 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,653 Hi, boo-boo. 559 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,220 I'm so strong. 560 00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:24,892 I mean... 561 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:32,299 Mr. G, G-man, G-dog. 562 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,901 Great class today. 563 00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:35,903 Hey, uh, girl. 564 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,304 Thanks for coming in today. 565 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,540 We have to come in. It's class. 566 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:41,743 Try telling Dimitri Walker that. 567 00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:45,179 Little motherfucker came the first week and I ain't seen him since. 568 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,647 Dimitri Walker committed suicide 569 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,448 the first week of school, Mr. G. 570 00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:50,852 Sure, he did. 571 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:55,189 Anyways, um, we were wondering if you wanted to be our club advisor. 572 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,558 - What kind of club is that? - It's a women's club. 573 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,694 We talk about women's issues. 574 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,629 For example, 575 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:02,830 periods, 576 00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,899 declining egg count, 577 00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:06,033 skirts... 578 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,400 Skirts? 579 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,937 But long ones. Long denim skirts. 580 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:13,174 Feminism is what she's saying. Feminism as a... as a whole. 581 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,442 Why don't you just ask one of the female teachers? 582 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,111 Mmm. Thought about that, but we hate them. 583 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,146 - Makes sense. - Yeah. 584 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:19,714 Listen. I'm kind of, 585 00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:21,916 you know, retiling the bathroom. 586 00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:24,652 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh, I gotta be at the co-op. 587 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:27,855 And I'm also dealing with some relationship drama, so... 588 00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:29,791 Back to the club, 589 00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,358 maybe this will be a great way to take your mind off of stuff. 590 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,960 Can I be honest? You're a man 591 00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:34,662 who's not coping with what's going on. 592 00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:36,396 -Yeah. -You know what? 593 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,933 My mom did say I need to pick up a hobby. 594 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,400 And here's one thing 595 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,769 - my mom's always said to me. - Mmm. 596 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,471 Sometimes, when you have a new hobby, 597 00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,040 -don't show up. -Yeah. 598 00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:48,242 It's, like, you can be our club advisor, 599 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,377 -but you don't even come to the dang club. -No. 600 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,479 By the way, great way to be an ally. 601 00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:53,881 That's my favorite way to be an ally. 602 00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:55,817 You just say you're doing something 603 00:21:55,883 --> 00:21:57,985 and then you don't do any of those things. 604 00:21:58,052 --> 00:21:59,954 You know what I mean? You say, "I support women." You don't. 605 00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:01,589 Don't come. Yeah. 606 00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:05,526 You know what? I'll sign off on your period club. 607 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,327 -Amazing. -What? 608 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,529 -Yeah. -Really? 609 00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:09,997 - Okay. - So cool. 610 00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,672 How many girls go to this school, again? 611 00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:21,474 Oh, my God, and again, they're all sixes at best. 612 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,910 Hey, guys. 613 00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:26,514 Mmm. Well, at least Stella-Rebecca is here. 614 00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,617 Are you stressed? Because I'm stressed. 615 00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:31,652 Hey, ladies. 616 00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:33,955 Let's get it popping in this motherfucker. 617 00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:36,123 All right. Um... 618 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,559 Hello, everybody. 619 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,393 Okay, excuse me. 620 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,963 Sorry, I feel... Sorry. 621 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,197 Um... 622 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,569 Everybody, shut the fuck up! 623 00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:59,080 This isn't a little hangout, okay? 624 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:03,251 Oh, it's not a sleepover, playtime. 625 00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:08,022 There are serious rules that we need to establish, 'kay? 626 00:23:09,824 --> 00:23:10,925 First... 627 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,094 listen. 628 00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:14,795 Second, 629 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:18,599 be on time. 630 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,902 Yeah. 631 00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:22,904 Except for you. You come whenever you want. 632 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,806 What time is it? 633 00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:27,642 - 3:30. - 3:30! 634 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,578 Club starts at 3:15. 635 00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:33,047 Not 3:16. 636 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:36,550 Not 3:17, 637 00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:41,188 but the doors close at 3:15. 638 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,024 No exceptions. 639 00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:45,927 I don't care if you're like... 640 00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:48,428 - "Oh, but I had to go to extra help for math 641 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:52,066 because I... I need to get a full ride 642 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,801 because my mom lives in a trailer 643 00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:55,903 and she loves her boyfriend more than me." 644 00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:58,239 La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah. 645 00:23:58,306 --> 00:23:59,807 Shut up, okay? 646 00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:03,644 My dad left me, and I'm incredibly punctual. 647 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,386 Um, hey, guys. Come on in. 648 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,955 Nice. 649 00:24:14,021 --> 00:24:15,790 Uh, we're just getting started here. 650 00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:17,525 So, um... 651 00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:21,095 Today I think we're gonna start with some body contact. 652 00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:22,697 We're gonna do wrestling. 653 00:24:22,763 --> 00:24:24,932 I think I need a volunteer. 654 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,801 Brittany, you're close to me. You wanna... 655 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,836 I'm sorry. I thought we weren't allowed to be late. 656 00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:31,138 -That's not true. It's about... -Oh, that's about next week. 657 00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:32,606 -Yeah, next week. -So, the rules for next week. 658 00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,208 Don't be late. 659 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,776 - But this week is good... - Yeah. No worries. 660 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:37,378 ...if you're late. Take it easy. 661 00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:38,813 Okay, I'm sorry. I just want to make sure. 662 00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,480 This is a self-defense class, right? 663 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,782 Where we can learn to protect ourselves 664 00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:43,651 against, like, football players. 665 00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:45,686 And Huntington? 'Cause, um, they're gonna pork us. 666 00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:48,022 They're gonna pork us. 667 00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:50,291 I thought we were fighting each other for money. 668 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,926 There's a cash prize, right? 669 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,594 I thought this was to be part of, like, 670 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:56,097 a local underprivileged female community. 671 00:24:57,798 --> 00:24:59,767 My identity is completely attached to hers, 672 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:02,470 so I just kind of go wherever she goes. 673 00:25:02,536 --> 00:25:03,604 Everyone's here for a good reason. 674 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,339 So, uh, you know, like... 675 00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:08,709 -Why are we nitpicking reasons? -Yeah. How about this? 676 00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,711 -Let's jump in. Right? -Yeah. For sure. 677 00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:12,246 - Love that. - Yeah. 678 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:14,515 -I'll go. -Great. Yeah. 679 00:25:18,152 --> 00:25:20,955 Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey. 680 00:25:21,022 --> 00:25:22,523 I don't know about this shit. 681 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,725 What the hell? You didn't even warn me. 682 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,794 Okay, we didn't get warnings at juvie. 683 00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:28,229 - Look. - We can take it slower. 684 00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:29,697 - Okay. - Maybe, yeah, try that. 685 00:25:29,764 --> 00:25:31,565 Take that route. Little slower. 686 00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:33,801 Look. You just use your natural instincts, just come at me. 687 00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:35,202 Whatever you want, 'kay? 688 00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,471 Oh, fuck. 689 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:38,939 Okay. 690 00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:41,108 That's great. I say that we go again. 691 00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:42,843 - Oh! - Ow, fuck! My back. 692 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,912 Oh, shit. Man, we gotta shut this down. 693 00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:46,714 We don't have to shut it down. She's fine. 694 00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:48,249 -Are you fine? Are you okay? -Yeah, she's okay. 695 00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:50,017 -She's totally fine. -Shut this shit down. 696 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,019 - No, wait, Mr. G. - Shut this shit down. 697 00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:53,587 No, don't blow the whistle. Don't blow the whistle. 698 00:25:53,654 --> 00:25:55,489 I know that, 699 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,392 you know, this is a little messy right now 700 00:25:58,459 --> 00:26:00,428 but, like, the only way 701 00:26:00,494 --> 00:26:03,964 that we can learn how to defend ourselves is by teaching each other. 702 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,034 Huntington is coming. 703 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,171 We need this. 704 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,575 I know that things might seem scary, 705 00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:16,944 but that's okay, because... 706 00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:20,047 because... 707 00:26:20,114 --> 00:26:22,850 Because you're gonna be fucking pros. 708 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,585 -Is what I was gonna say. Yes. -Yeah. 709 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:25,920 - Right? - Yes. 710 00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:28,122 Crystal, I'm thinking of you. 711 00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:31,092 You are never gonna get assaulted on your birthday again. 712 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,993 -Lucky number seven, okay? -Mmm-hmm. 713 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:36,531 And I... I'm gonna finally reverse-stalk my stalker. 714 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,199 Yeah, absolutely. 715 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,568 And for me, 716 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:41,235 I'll be able to kill my stepdad. 717 00:26:42,504 --> 00:26:43,904 -Awesome. -Okay. 718 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,673 And if you believe in yourselves 719 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:47,074 and you believe in us and then you trust us, 720 00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:49,343 I'm like, "Let's fucking do this!" 721 00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:50,711 - Yeah! - Yeah? 722 00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:53,013 -Yeah. -Yeah. Okay. 723 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,215 So good. 724 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:56,784 Yeah! Yes! 725 00:26:56,851 --> 00:26:58,285 - Yeah! - Yeah! 726 00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:03,124 Yes! Yes, queen, slay! 727 00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:05,226 Yes! Yes! 728 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,496 Slay! Yeah! 729 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:12,199 Cool. 730 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,202 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'm just gonna go. 731 00:27:15,269 --> 00:27:16,370 Yeah, for sure. 732 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,249 Oh! 733 00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:36,690 -Whenever you want. -I will. 734 00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:42,830 Whoa! 735 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,401 -So, don't do that. Don't do that. -Don't do that, guys. 736 00:27:47,468 --> 00:27:48,869 -That was not... Yeah. -These things you don't do. 737 00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,137 So, it's good to learn. 738 00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:51,438 Yeah. 739 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,346 Yeah, no, we'll just do it. What you should do. 740 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,015 - Yeah, yeah. For sure. - Yeah, yeah. 741 00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:10,659 -Wanna go again? -Yeah, why not? 742 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,159 Whoa. 743 00:28:13,127 --> 00:28:14,161 Good job. 744 00:28:15,963 --> 00:28:17,731 - Yeah! - Damn. 745 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:39,253 Come on! 746 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,321 Yes! 747 00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:54,468 Yeah, okay! 748 00:28:54,536 --> 00:28:56,538 Nice. All right! 749 00:28:56,605 --> 00:28:58,272 Oh, my God! Yes! 750 00:29:05,513 --> 00:29:06,814 Keep it up, guys! 751 00:29:07,948 --> 00:29:09,483 Shake it off. Shake it off. Get back up. 752 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:22,396 - Good work, guys. - Yeah! 753 00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:24,198 Fight me off, PJ. 754 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:26,233 Stop smiling, I'm kicking your ass. 755 00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:32,840 Hazel! 756 00:29:58,132 --> 00:29:59,967 You little bitch, it's actually working. 757 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,368 I told you. 758 00:30:01,435 --> 00:30:03,170 I know. I feel like if we keep it up, 759 00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:04,938 we can actually take on Huntington, you guys. 760 00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:07,207 No, if we keep it up, we can put our fingers 761 00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:09,310 inside of each other. Grow up. 762 00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,411 All right. 763 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,246 You know, PJ, 764 00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:13,981 I feel like people are actually liking more than just 765 00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:15,617 the hitting and the tackling part of the club. 766 00:30:15,684 --> 00:30:17,918 Yeah, I know. We're empowering them. Duh. 767 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,088 No, I mean, seriously, to have a safe space like this, 768 00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:22,823 it means a lot to people, 769 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,092 and I think that if we took some time to spend a meeting 770 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,894 and actually get to know these girls, 771 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,296 like, it would be really important, 772 00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:31,865 instead of just, like, sweating on them and... 773 00:30:34,636 --> 00:30:39,173 Hazel, that is a genuinely brilliant idea. 774 00:30:39,239 --> 00:30:40,841 -Yeah. -I love talking about my trauma. 775 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:45,012 I literally jack off after every single 776 00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:46,581 -therapy session. -What? 777 00:30:46,648 --> 00:30:49,083 It just makes girls weirdly horny. It does. 778 00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:50,552 -Don't say "girls." It's you. -Bonjour. 779 00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:52,386 I just wanted to say 780 00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:54,789 I'm loving what I'm hearing about the club. 781 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:56,423 It seems so supportive of women. 782 00:30:57,124 --> 00:30:58,425 Especially the hot ones. 783 00:30:58,492 --> 00:31:00,227 Yeah, well, all women are hot to me. 784 00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:02,296 Listen, it's really cute and everything, 785 00:31:02,363 --> 00:31:07,401 but we're getting a little close to the game now and, um... 786 00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:08,902 I'm just a bit concerned 787 00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,572 it might be taking away attention from our team. 788 00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:15,275 I think that's, like, literally impossible to do. 789 00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:18,379 Okay. 790 00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:24,485 So, we know that the club has been a place 791 00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:26,521 where we can feel empowered physically, 792 00:31:26,588 --> 00:31:29,356 but we also thought it could be 793 00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:32,092 a safe space and a place where we can open up 794 00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:33,894 and talk about our feelings. 795 00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:37,498 Okay, so who's been raped? 796 00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:39,601 Just, you know, raise your hand. 797 00:31:41,836 --> 00:31:43,571 Gray area stuff counts too. 798 00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:51,679 Everybody knows the situation with my stepdad. 799 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,553 He's just obsessed with Friday movie nights. 800 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:02,657 I mean, God, I get it, you're my new stepdad, but... 801 00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:04,458 fuck, whatever. 802 00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:05,993 You know? 803 00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:08,228 Every time I call the police about my stalker, 804 00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:10,397 they tell me to fill out an online form. 805 00:32:10,464 --> 00:32:12,867 And then the form tells me to call, 806 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:15,904 so I call and then they say they can't get involved until he tries to kill me. 807 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,471 And he keeps saying he's going to... 808 00:32:18,205 --> 00:32:19,339 but that doesn't count. 809 00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:21,509 So, it's just, like, annoying. 810 00:32:21,576 --> 00:32:23,043 Been there. 811 00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,479 We've all been there. 812 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:28,015 Well, I've been assaulted, like, a million times, 813 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:30,050 but I'm more annoyed 814 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:34,522 that everyone knows me for being beautiful and popular 815 00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:37,559 and no one knows that I'm actually smart and super driven. 816 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:41,729 Like, I literally own a jewelry business and no one talks about it! 817 00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:44,699 See? 818 00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:47,267 Well, ever since my parents' divorce, 819 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:50,237 my mom has been doing this, like, midlife crisis. 820 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:52,973 I don't know how that's really sitting with me, you know? 821 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,709 It's been really, really dark. 822 00:32:54,776 --> 00:32:57,077 This has just been really meaningful to me to, like, 823 00:32:57,144 --> 00:33:01,114 get to know some new people who actually want to, like, get to know me. 824 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:04,117 -I want to bring it back to Brittany for one second. -I can go next, 825 00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:06,186 if that's okay. 826 00:33:07,822 --> 00:33:11,759 I don't really like talking about juvie 827 00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:14,696 and everything that happened this summer, um... 828 00:33:14,762 --> 00:33:18,031 You know, obviously, we get a lot of props or whatever 829 00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:19,601 'cause people think it's so badass. 830 00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:23,070 But, really wasn't. 831 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:28,008 I mean, unless you consider getting hazed horrifically every single night, 832 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:30,277 like, badass. I mean, um, 833 00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,581 obviously, you know, we had to survive the Tributes 834 00:33:33,648 --> 00:33:35,650 and, you know, I did have to, like, 835 00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:37,685 fight people basically every single night. 836 00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:40,855 People were betting on us and we were given, like, 837 00:33:40,922 --> 00:33:44,626 shivs and rusty pocket knives and splintered wood 838 00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:46,694 and, um, pipes as well. 839 00:33:46,761 --> 00:33:49,864 And, um, we had to just, like, fight people, sometimes to the death. 840 00:33:49,931 --> 00:33:52,099 Um, and I still hear their screams at night, 841 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,402 um, and that guilt probably will, like, always shackle me forever. 842 00:33:56,804 --> 00:34:00,307 I realize now, I don't have to be that person anymore. 843 00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:03,176 Like, I don't have to just let things 844 00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:06,648 happen to me 'cause of you guys. 845 00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:09,851 And, um, I am, like, really grateful 846 00:34:09,918 --> 00:34:12,520 for what the club has become and... 847 00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:14,254 Um... 848 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:16,758 Just especially, you know, from where we started and, uh... 849 00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:20,093 Yeah, sorry. 850 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,328 I feel like I kinda killed the vibe. 851 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,797 I've never really, 852 00:34:22,864 --> 00:34:26,066 I guess, said that to anyone before. Sorry. 853 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,869 People wanna, like, wrap up maybe or... 854 00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:29,469 I'm going through a divorce. 855 00:34:30,538 --> 00:34:33,373 Whoo! That shit felt good to say. 856 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,976 Ooh, I'll tell y'all, 857 00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:37,277 men... men need therapy. 858 00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:39,814 Yeah. 859 00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:42,717 I think that's a good place to maybe wrap up. 860 00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:54,294 -Hey. -Hey. 861 00:34:54,963 --> 00:34:56,163 Um... 862 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,833 Thank you, um, for that. 863 00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:02,336 Um... 864 00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:06,674 I don't know what you're doing tomorrow, 865 00:35:06,741 --> 00:35:11,178 but I was going to study for Mr. G's women murdered in history test, 866 00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:13,681 if you wanna... 867 00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,318 Yeah. 868 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,555 Yeah, okay, sure. 869 00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:25,392 Mom? 870 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,534 Mom? 871 00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:38,673 Oh, hi, honey. 872 00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:40,608 What are you doing home so early? 873 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:46,446 Uh... 874 00:35:47,115 --> 00:35:48,415 Are you kidding me? 875 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:52,152 I had a long day. 876 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,188 Mrs. Callahan, can I have a snack? 877 00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:58,826 First club fundraiser. 878 00:35:58,893 --> 00:36:01,763 I'm so excited. Great turnout, right? 879 00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,098 Hello, ladies. 880 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,833 Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred... 881 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,802 I don't know why anyone wants my old, dirty underwear. 882 00:36:07,869 --> 00:36:09,604 It's so weird. 883 00:36:09,671 --> 00:36:11,973 Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em touch in between your toes. 884 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,407 Thanks, PJ. 885 00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:14,942 Ah. We're havin' fun. 886 00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:16,711 We're selling panties. 887 00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:18,913 You know, Brittany said she'd make me a custom bracelet. 888 00:36:20,648 --> 00:36:21,749 Very nice. 889 00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:23,483 Do you wanna, um, celebrate? 890 00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:24,786 We could get some chicken on a stick tonight. 891 00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:28,823 Um, I can't. Uh... 892 00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:32,392 Isabel and I have plans, so... 893 00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:35,763 You're hanging out with Isabel? 894 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:37,230 Yep. 895 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:39,167 Fuck, you're fast. Oh, my God, okay. 896 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:41,035 I have to keep up. 897 00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:42,436 Hazel, what is wrong? 898 00:36:42,503 --> 00:36:43,604 Are you constipated or something? 899 00:36:43,671 --> 00:36:45,405 I'm fucking tired. 900 00:36:45,472 --> 00:36:47,340 My mom was up all night fucking the meathead. 901 00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:49,309 What meathead? Hi. Underwear, cars. 902 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:50,845 -Thanks. -You know, like, the guy. 903 00:36:50,912 --> 00:36:52,479 He's like the crybaby. 904 00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:55,850 With the balls? 905 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:58,285 He catches them and he... he throws them? 906 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,889 He's like the main guy. 907 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:03,991 Jeff? 908 00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:06,661 Is your mom hooking up with Jeff? 909 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,663 I just thought Jeff might be her safe word. 910 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:10,397 Jeff is his name, you idiot. 911 00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:12,499 Just get the hot people confused, Jesus. 912 00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:15,235 I'm good. 913 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,004 Looking good, Stella! 914 00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:19,439 Are you gonna tell her? 915 00:37:22,176 --> 00:37:24,645 Yeah, they said they were in juvie this summer. 916 00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:27,347 Okay, are you sure they're not in the system? 917 00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:31,284 But isn't every kid from Rockbridge Falls sent there? 918 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,553 Hit me! Ow! 919 00:37:33,988 --> 00:37:36,356 Okay, yeah, Essex County. Any others? 920 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,459 Got it. Thank you. 921 00:37:46,968 --> 00:37:48,035 Jeff! 922 00:37:53,841 --> 00:37:57,310 No, yeah, but I thought she was maybe dead. 923 00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:58,913 -Not good. -That's not the best. 924 00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:02,150 -No. No, not great. -That's not a great thing. 925 00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:09,456 I wanted to... 926 00:38:09,524 --> 00:38:11,993 I wanted to tell you that, um, I'm... 927 00:38:12,059 --> 00:38:14,327 I'm very glad that I joined the club. 928 00:38:15,696 --> 00:38:16,664 Me too. 929 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:20,802 I think it's really impressive 930 00:38:20,868 --> 00:38:23,971 that you and PJ went through everything that you did 931 00:38:24,038 --> 00:38:27,542 and now have decided to help the rest of us. 932 00:38:27,608 --> 00:38:30,310 I mean even that story you told the other day. 933 00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:33,313 You're really, really brave. 934 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,849 No. 935 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,416 No. No, no. 936 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:39,654 Yes. I mean you almost killed a girl. 937 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,655 You're... 938 00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:42,790 Yeah, you're... 939 00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:45,526 really, really brave. 940 00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:49,831 What? 941 00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:56,637 Actually, Isabel, uh... 942 00:38:57,672 --> 00:38:59,406 -There's, um... -Yeah? 943 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:02,043 There's something you maybe should know. 944 00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,476 Uh... 945 00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,414 I mean it's pretty insane. 946 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,517 Okay. What... what is it? 947 00:39:11,285 --> 00:39:12,452 I just, I... 948 00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:17,258 I heard Jeff is cheating on you. 949 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:23,664 Wait... 950 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,069 Wait, what? 951 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:31,005 I... I... Sorry, I think I... I heard... 952 00:39:31,072 --> 00:39:36,077 Um, what? Um... Who... who told you that? 953 00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:40,982 Hazel told me that, uh, he and Mrs. Callahan 954 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:44,752 are at it, pretty much, like, every night, 955 00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:47,454 like, constantly. 956 00:39:47,521 --> 00:39:51,759 I mean, just at it with each other, which is pretty fucked up. 957 00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:54,829 Um, even though I guess it's, technically, it's legal, 958 00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:57,031 it's still just pretty nasty, uh... 959 00:39:57,098 --> 00:39:58,733 Oh. 960 00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,012 Thanks. 961 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,983 Jeff so hungy. Hungy hungy, hungy. 962 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,484 Jeff so hungy. 963 00:40:17,551 --> 00:40:18,853 Swoosh! 964 00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:25,192 What the fuck is this? 965 00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,193 Is there pineapple in this? 966 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:28,562 We talked about this, Janice. 967 00:40:28,629 --> 00:40:29,997 Jeffrey's allergic to pineapple. 968 00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:34,434 Eat a bag of dicks. 969 00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:41,842 Well, I wasn't going to do it, but this is the last straw. 970 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,648 How was last night? 971 00:40:53,054 --> 00:40:56,590 Uh, bad, probably, I would say. 972 00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:57,992 Wait, really? 973 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,932 She's walking really fast. 974 00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:08,803 She usually walks a lot slower. 975 00:41:11,272 --> 00:41:13,441 Hi. 976 00:41:13,507 --> 00:41:15,042 Are you having sex with Mrs. Callahan? 977 00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:20,014 Baby, you look so beautiful. 978 00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:22,350 Like, so fucking hot. How... how are you? 979 00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,652 Bad. Are you having sex with her? 980 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,587 I'm... I'm... 981 00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:29,390 helping her with her taxes. 982 00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:30,825 Aren't you in eighth grade algebra? 983 00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:32,760 I can't answer that question 984 00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:34,261 because I... I don't know how to read. 985 00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:35,495 She's asking you to your face! 986 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,931 Fuck, that usually works. 987 00:41:36,998 --> 00:41:40,001 Are you cheating on me again? 988 00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:42,970 Baby, no! No! 989 00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:44,705 No, why would... why would I do-- 990 00:41:44,772 --> 00:41:47,174 That was one time with your sister, just once, 991 00:41:47,241 --> 00:41:48,743 two, four times. 992 00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:51,145 No, I would never cheat on you again, okay? 993 00:41:51,212 --> 00:41:54,415 I promise you I am not sleeping with her. 994 00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:55,816 I literally saw you yesterday. 995 00:41:55,883 --> 00:41:57,518 Shut up, nerd! I fucked your mom! 996 00:41:57,585 --> 00:41:59,787 Mmm. Mmm. 997 00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:01,922 Wait. 998 00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:04,458 - Yeah, we're done. - Isabel... 999 00:42:08,229 --> 00:42:10,097 I'm getting revenge. 1000 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,665 I'm gonna fuck up some football players. And I'm buyin' a gun. 1001 00:42:11,732 --> 00:42:13,467 Hell yeah. I'll get my stepdad's. 1002 00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:15,102 What about, like, egging? 1003 00:42:15,169 --> 00:42:16,737 Yeah, so we can make 'em not refrigerated and smelly? 1004 00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,005 Ooh, we could cook 'em and be like... 1005 00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:19,373 -"You're cooked." -Yes. Yeah. 1006 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,574 Or what about, like, a bomb? 1007 00:42:22,443 --> 00:42:24,678 Like a... like a super small bomb. 1008 00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:26,113 I mean, they're super easy to make, 1009 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,848 and I can just put it under his car, 1010 00:42:27,915 --> 00:42:29,216 and it can be a distraction. 1011 00:42:30,818 --> 00:42:33,821 Yeah, Hazel, let's do terrorism. 1012 00:43:28,809 --> 00:43:30,244 Fuck you. 1013 00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:33,347 Sylvie, you can't just throw it. 1014 00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:35,149 You have to fucking jump with it. 1015 00:43:35,216 --> 00:43:36,750 - I'm trying. - Okay, watch me. Just... 1016 00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:45,826 Damn, we're, uh... We're really gonna scare them off. 1017 00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:47,628 Nice! Nice! 1018 00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:50,297 I think I'mma help Isabel keep watch, so... 1019 00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:53,000 Okay, well, don't get distracted, 1020 00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:55,970 'cause we could be fined, like, $2 for this, so... 1021 00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,941 Thought you might want some company. 1022 00:44:02,843 --> 00:44:04,812 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1023 00:44:07,381 --> 00:44:09,350 It's nice everybody's here, like... 1024 00:44:10,351 --> 00:44:11,318 vandalizing... 1025 00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:13,187 Jeff's house. 1026 00:44:16,157 --> 00:44:17,358 It is nice. 1027 00:44:19,561 --> 00:44:20,861 I, uh... 1028 00:44:21,996 --> 00:44:23,330 Like, how are you doing? 1029 00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,967 I mean, I think it's for the best. 1030 00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:31,272 But I did kind of miss when he would touch my hair 1031 00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:33,674 and go, like, 1032 00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:38,746 "Shiny, shiny, shiny." You know? 1033 00:44:38,812 --> 00:44:42,416 I wanted to tell you this before, but... 1034 00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:45,786 I really appreciated you fighting 1035 00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:48,822 and speaking loudly at my boyfriend. 1036 00:44:49,524 --> 00:44:51,125 I really value 1037 00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:53,928 when people use violence and raise their voices for me. 1038 00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:57,965 It's actually one of my love languages. 1039 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:00,367 -Is the other one gifts? -The other one is gifts. 1040 00:45:02,236 --> 00:45:03,771 Um, I know 1041 00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:06,774 everything is, like, really fucked up and... 1042 00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:11,312 you still probably miss Jeff, which I get, 1043 00:45:12,179 --> 00:45:13,615 but I just think 1044 00:45:13,682 --> 00:45:17,284 you deserve way better, Isabel. 1045 00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:22,256 'Kay, guys. 1046 00:45:22,323 --> 00:45:23,857 Let's make sure we return or donate these, okay? 1047 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:25,926 Does anybody know where the fuck Hazel is? 1048 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:31,799 Like, 15 minutes? 1049 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,436 Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 1050 00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:37,371 Okay. Um... 1051 00:45:46,648 --> 00:45:48,382 It's gonna blow! 1052 00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:50,851 Oh, wow, yeah, it's gonna blow, guys. 1053 00:45:53,555 --> 00:45:54,822 Oh, my God. 1054 00:45:55,389 --> 00:45:56,323 What the fuck? 1055 00:45:56,957 --> 00:45:58,759 Holy shit. 1056 00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:04,898 Oh, fuck, there's no door! 1057 00:46:12,473 --> 00:46:14,208 - Annie, Annie, back up! - -I'm going, I'm going! 1058 00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:15,677 Stop fucking yelling at me! 1059 00:46:15,744 --> 00:46:16,645 - I'm going! - Fuck. 1060 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:24,885 Oh, fuck! 1061 00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:27,121 Can you listen to me for, like, once... 1062 00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:29,290 Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore! 1063 00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:31,792 -THEODORE: You're awesome! -No, you're awesome. 1064 00:46:31,859 --> 00:46:33,193 Great. What are we supposed to do now? 1065 00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:35,563 Relax. No one knows it's us. 1066 00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:36,564 Hey, guys. 1067 00:46:37,632 --> 00:46:38,966 Great show last night. 1068 00:46:40,034 --> 00:46:41,402 I don't know what you're talking about. 1069 00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:43,404 Oh, you don't. No, it's really all good. 1070 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:46,006 Jeffrey needed a new car, anyway, so... 1071 00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:48,309 don't worry about it. 1072 00:46:52,012 --> 00:46:53,314 What's wrong, Josie? 1073 00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:55,916 You seem a little off. 1074 00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:05,893 Your club is over. 1075 00:47:06,594 --> 00:47:07,595 You understand? 1076 00:47:10,632 --> 00:47:11,899 Good. 1077 00:47:13,033 --> 00:47:14,435 All right, well, some of us clearly 1078 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,403 have a different definition of egging, 1079 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:18,839 but if we keep our mouths shut, stay calm, we'll be fine. 1080 00:47:18,906 --> 00:47:20,374 They're gonna shut us down, aren't they? 1081 00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:22,009 What? 1082 00:47:22,076 --> 00:47:23,877 No. We don't know that. 1083 00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:25,479 - What-- Why-- - Principal Meyers will believe 1084 00:47:25,547 --> 00:47:27,081 whatever Jeff and Tim say. 1085 00:47:27,147 --> 00:47:29,049 I don't really see how we recover from this. 1086 00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:31,251 Man... 1087 00:47:32,219 --> 00:47:33,253 Fuck. 1088 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,855 You know, it's been real, guys. 1089 00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:36,924 Okay, let's not jump to conclusions 1090 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:39,093 with the goodbyes and... 1091 00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,195 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 1092 00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:44,599 And like, at least we went out with a bang. 1093 00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,433 I mean, that was fucking insane! 1094 00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:49,403 There was just, like, fire everywhere. 1095 00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,205 Wait. Stop. 1096 00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,440 We don't-- Wait, no, we don't know that for sure. 1097 00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:57,512 PJ, don't be sad it's over. Be happy it happened. 1098 00:47:57,579 --> 00:48:00,280 All right, can everyone calm the fuck down, please? 1099 00:48:00,347 --> 00:48:03,250 The club is not over, Josie, right? 1100 00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:05,520 No matter what, 1101 00:48:06,387 --> 00:48:08,288 this club has brought me so much. 1102 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:09,390 I feel... 1103 00:48:10,457 --> 00:48:14,529 so much more powerful and, um... 1104 00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:16,430 protected. 1105 00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:18,800 Me too. 1106 00:48:18,867 --> 00:48:20,234 - Great. - Oh, my God, PJ. 1107 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,935 Okay, I'm sorry that you didn't get 1108 00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:23,303 what you wanted out of this group, 1109 00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:24,972 but I think the rest of us did. 1110 00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:26,440 Oh. Good for fucking you, Hazel. 1111 00:48:26,508 --> 00:48:28,909 I'm glad that you finally wrote one email. 1112 00:48:28,976 --> 00:48:30,512 -Accomplished a lot. -I actually did. 1113 00:48:30,578 --> 00:48:32,781 I practically ran this club for you and Josie. 1114 00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,716 Hey, let's calm down, maybe. 1115 00:48:34,783 --> 00:48:36,818 You really think that you're the reason that we have this club? 1116 00:48:36,885 --> 00:48:38,318 The reason? No. 1117 00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:40,020 But I can tell everyone that if you want. 1118 00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:41,723 Hazel. Uh, hey, let's calm down, right? 1119 00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:43,625 You're really ungrateful. 1120 00:48:43,691 --> 00:48:45,426 You're so lucky that we even let you be a part of this. 1121 00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:47,294 PJ, you're a liar. 1122 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,835 Yeah, well, you have no friends, 1123 00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:56,303 and a skank as a mom, so... 1124 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,952 Hazel. 1125 00:49:21,596 --> 00:49:22,530 PJ... 1126 00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,133 This doesn't mean it wasn't worth it. 1127 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,588 Hazel. 1128 00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:51,425 Whoa. 1129 00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:56,396 I love God. 1130 00:49:57,264 --> 00:49:58,700 Yes, same. 1131 00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:09,376 Yeah. 1132 00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,646 Oh, my God, I always wanted one of these. 1133 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,084 But my mom says they hide your figure and make you look ugly. 1134 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,186 Um, you can borrow it if you want. 1135 00:50:19,253 --> 00:50:21,288 Like, as a joke or... 1136 00:50:22,155 --> 00:50:23,423 whatever. 1137 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,559 Thanks. 1138 00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:25,560 Yeah. 1139 00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:34,134 Wow, you and PJ 1140 00:50:34,201 --> 00:50:36,103 really have been friends forever. 1141 00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:39,139 Oh, I mean, since the first grade, so... 1142 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,610 We had the same babysitter, Rhodes. 1143 00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:45,713 PJ called her Gay Yoda, but I think she's kind of like a mentor. 1144 00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:52,687 Yeah, but you guys, like, could not be more different. 1145 00:50:53,253 --> 00:50:54,689 She's so, like... 1146 00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:57,124 like... 1147 00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:59,192 You know? 1148 00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:00,460 - Yeah. - And you're... 1149 00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,429 You're so, like... 1150 00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:11,371 -You know what I mean? -No, yeah, I know. 1151 00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:16,343 Josie... 1152 00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:06,694 I'm tryna help your jewelry business grow. 1153 00:52:06,761 --> 00:52:08,730 - Really? - Yeah. 1154 00:52:08,796 --> 00:52:10,430 I don't know if I can hire you because you're like a convict. 1155 00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:15,202 Wow. 1156 00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:19,073 This is, um, a total shithole. 1157 00:52:24,846 --> 00:52:26,179 Kind of a mess. Sorry. 1158 00:52:29,751 --> 00:52:32,452 Well, I hear that if you hire a convict, 1159 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,154 they give you a tax break. 1160 00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:39,761 I fucking hate Mr. G. 1161 00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:42,195 Everything he says is so pathetic. 1162 00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:44,364 Oh, yeah. I mean, 1163 00:52:44,431 --> 00:52:46,768 I feel like he, like, jerks off to a poster 1164 00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:49,837 of the 1999 Rockbridge team every single night, so... 1165 00:52:49,904 --> 00:52:52,272 Literally the peak of his existence. 1166 00:53:02,950 --> 00:53:05,586 Like, what is the point of this assignment? 1167 00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:10,858 Who is bell hooks and why do we care? 1168 00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:13,628 Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to, like, study over here. 1169 00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:15,830 Watch out. 1170 00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:27,307 What? 1171 00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:30,377 Uh, nothing, I'm just... 1172 00:53:31,612 --> 00:53:34,214 I'm just concerned 'cause I'm, like... 1173 00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:39,120 Your wrists are so small, and the pen is so heavy that I'm like, 1174 00:53:39,187 --> 00:53:41,455 -"Is she getting exhausted?" -Mmm. 1175 00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,423 I'm surprised you can even see what you're doing 1176 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,726 with all the surface area 1177 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:45,993 that yours are taking up. 1178 00:53:46,994 --> 00:53:48,361 Wow. 1179 00:53:48,428 --> 00:53:49,429 Must be a struggle for you to write. 1180 00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,132 Okay, does this hurt? 1181 00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:52,900 Actually, yeah, that does hurt my tiny, delicate wrists. 1182 00:53:52,967 --> 00:53:54,635 Yeah, that was the lightest tap of all time. 1183 00:53:54,702 --> 00:53:56,504 -Can you feel that? -Can't even feel that. 1184 00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:58,305 -Can't feel anything. -Just like muscles in there. 1185 00:54:07,081 --> 00:54:08,015 Um... 1186 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:09,684 Uh... 1187 00:54:11,886 --> 00:54:14,354 PJ, I'm... I'm straight. 1188 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:20,595 Oh. 1189 00:54:23,231 --> 00:54:24,532 Um... 1190 00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:29,737 Yeah. Um... 1191 00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:32,840 -I'm... I'm sorry if you misread anything. -No, that's all... 1192 00:54:32,907 --> 00:54:36,010 It's all good. I shouldn't have assumed anything. 1193 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:54,796 Um... 1194 00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,464 I wanted to tell you something. 1195 00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,834 What? 1196 00:54:59,901 --> 00:55:02,804 Like, something that happened last night. 1197 00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:05,640 What happened? 1198 00:55:07,108 --> 00:55:08,408 With Isabel. 1199 00:55:12,445 --> 00:55:13,681 Wait. 1200 00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:17,952 Wait, seriously? 1201 00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:24,592 That's... that's amazing. That's... 1202 00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:28,596 Everybody, 1203 00:55:28,663 --> 00:55:31,098 -even the fucking losers... -Even the fucking losers! 1204 00:55:31,165 --> 00:55:33,968 ...make some noise! 1205 00:55:38,773 --> 00:55:40,708 I thought you were super Christian. 1206 00:55:40,775 --> 00:55:43,311 I know. I just like getting caught up in the festivities. 1207 00:55:43,376 --> 00:55:45,345 All right, uh, so we're gonna do the pep rally. 1208 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,014 First up, cheerleaders. 1209 00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:02,663 Football! 1210 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:08,002 Whoo! Yeah, thank you, ladies. Ooh! 1211 00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:10,638 Thank you all for joining us here today, folks. 1212 00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:12,673 There's been some 1213 00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:15,943 exciting stuff happening at Rockbridge Falls recently. 1214 00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:16,944 Oh. 1215 00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:19,280 How many of you 1216 00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:23,416 know about that little girl fight club that could? 1217 00:56:25,353 --> 00:56:26,787 Ay, there go my girls. 1218 00:56:26,854 --> 00:56:30,958 Well, do we have a surprise for you. 1219 00:56:31,025 --> 00:56:34,394 We're gonna bring... Where is she? 1220 00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:36,831 Hazel down. 1221 00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:40,034 One of the founding members. 1222 00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,502 To show us everything the club's taught her 1223 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:45,106 in a fun little challenge. 1224 00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:49,377 - Let's go, Hazel! - Go, Hazel! 1225 00:56:49,442 --> 00:56:52,445 -What is this? -I... I don't know. 1226 00:56:55,049 --> 00:56:57,885 Hazel will be fighting Tucker, 1227 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,688 the school's number one boxer. 1228 00:57:07,561 --> 00:57:09,730 Wait, I thought I was gonna be fighting PJ? 1229 00:57:09,797 --> 00:57:12,733 I know what you're thinking, but don't be alarmed. 1230 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,568 Girls can do anything guys can do, right? 1231 00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:16,070 Yeah, kick his ass! 1232 00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:18,706 Ready? 1233 00:57:19,373 --> 00:57:20,741 -Fuck. -Go. 1234 00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,058 Oh, my God. 1235 00:57:40,795 --> 00:57:42,196 - You got this, Hazel. - Come on, Hazel! 1236 00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:43,164 You got it. 1237 00:57:58,612 --> 00:57:59,880 Shit. 1238 00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,517 Whoo! Get him! 1239 00:58:16,998 --> 00:58:18,332 - The fuck are you doing? -Is she, like, 1240 00:58:18,399 --> 00:58:19,533 sort of winning or... 1241 00:58:22,603 --> 00:58:24,638 No, leave the skin on his face, will you? 1242 00:58:25,539 --> 00:58:27,541 Fuck. 1243 00:58:27,608 --> 00:58:29,010 Oh. Oh, my God. 1244 00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,212 I know what you're thinking. 1245 00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:35,549 You may be wondering how a girl under the training of... 1246 00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:39,320 of two juvie convicted killers 1247 00:58:39,387 --> 00:58:43,157 can't even stand up for herself against a regular old guy. 1248 00:58:44,892 --> 00:58:47,595 Well, truth is, they... 1249 00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:51,599 they didn't go to juvie. 1250 00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:53,734 No. 1251 00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:57,638 There's no record of them there. 1252 00:58:59,306 --> 00:59:00,408 And according to Hazel... 1253 00:59:02,877 --> 00:59:04,311 ...they never fought anyone at all. 1254 00:59:04,378 --> 00:59:06,113 And you know what else? 1255 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:10,017 They didn't start the club to empower women. 1256 00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:14,055 They did it to fuck cheerleaders. 1257 00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,093 What is wrong with you? 1258 00:59:21,530 --> 00:59:23,264 It is such a shame. 1259 00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:27,635 We were really rooting for you girls. 1260 00:59:29,603 --> 00:59:31,272 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 1261 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:32,973 Okay. 1262 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,609 - Thank you for attending... - Hazel! 1263 00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:37,044 - ...today's pep rally. Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington! - Is she okay? 1264 00:59:37,111 --> 00:59:38,679 - Hazel! - Whoo! 1265 00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:40,014 - Yes! - Yes! 1266 00:59:48,389 --> 00:59:49,690 Is that true? 1267 00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:51,892 That's why you started this? 1268 00:59:51,959 --> 00:59:54,628 No, no, no. 1269 00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:56,397 Not... not entirely. 1270 00:59:56,464 --> 00:59:57,965 Not entire-- Okay. 1271 00:59:58,032 --> 01:00:00,968 Listen guys. It doesn't matter... 1272 01:00:01,035 --> 01:00:03,871 the reason that we started this, right? Like... 1273 01:00:04,573 --> 01:00:06,073 The point of the club 1274 01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:09,877 is that we all learn from each other, right? 1275 01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:12,980 And... and we had a great time doing it and... 1276 01:00:13,047 --> 01:00:14,715 I thought this club was for sisterhood, 1277 01:00:14,782 --> 01:00:16,851 but it was for your own selfish interests? 1278 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,853 This is the second wave all over again. 1279 01:00:24,658 --> 01:00:25,960 Isabel, please, please, wait. 1280 01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:28,530 PJ made me do this. I didn't want to. 1281 01:00:28,597 --> 01:00:29,897 I would never want to do this. 1282 01:00:33,167 --> 01:00:35,035 You're pathetic, Josie. 1283 01:00:46,615 --> 01:00:48,149 Mr. G, we're really sorry, we... 1284 01:00:48,215 --> 01:00:49,551 All right, look. 1285 01:00:49,618 --> 01:00:51,652 You know what? I'm not a fuckin' idiot. 1286 01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:53,053 I just look like this. 1287 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,322 I wasn't doin' this shit as a distraction. 1288 01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:58,225 I actually was doin' this shit 'cause I actually liked y'all group 1289 01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,727 and what y'all stood for. 1290 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:01,962 -Wait, we can explain. -I trusted you two 1291 01:01:02,029 --> 01:01:04,231 and y'all exploited my solidarity. 1292 01:01:04,298 --> 01:01:07,101 I played the role of an amazin' ally. 1293 01:01:07,168 --> 01:01:08,603 Is this about the time I said 1294 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:10,905 Amelia Earhart was a fake hero? 1295 01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:13,040 Because it's true. 1296 01:01:13,107 --> 01:01:16,443 Many a guy fly planes without crashing, 1297 01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:17,778 but you never hear about them. 1298 01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:20,214 And then it's like, 1299 01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:22,082 "Oh, it's so hard to be a girl." 1300 01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:23,817 "We, like, make less money." 1301 01:01:23,884 --> 01:01:25,853 "We had to lose our last names." 1302 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,522 "I love you." 1303 01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:29,456 "I want to be with you for the rest of our lives." 1304 01:01:29,524 --> 01:01:32,893 "Oh, I love the mint green backsplash in the kitchen." 1305 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,428 And all of a sudden, 1306 01:01:34,495 --> 01:01:36,397 you leave me for a motherfucker named Tony 1307 01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:39,133 and suddenly, the fucking kitchen is lime green. 1308 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,334 I think... 1309 01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:42,703 Yeah, I think that moved away from us. 1310 01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:45,306 Oh, you look confused, like how I'm confused right now, 1311 01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:48,108 on how you created a fucking fight club to get some cooch. 1312 01:01:48,175 --> 01:01:51,312 And for what? Y'all ain't even know how to work that thing. 1313 01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,280 And I know y'all ain't tickling the pearl, 1314 01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:54,982 you know what I'm talking about? 1315 01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,250 You know what I mean? Caressing the back 1316 01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:58,553 of that neck and all type of-- 1317 01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:00,821 Sorry, I just don't know if you're supposed to be talking to us like that. 1318 01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,489 Just, like, as a teacher... 1319 01:02:02,557 --> 01:02:04,358 Man, I knew women were evil. 1320 01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:07,294 Motherfuckers always tellin' me like, "No, that's not true." 1321 01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:10,331 But time and time again... 1322 01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:17,771 - Women ain't nothing but the fuckin' devil. 1323 01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:21,008 I can't fuckin' believe Hazel. 1324 01:02:21,075 --> 01:02:24,411 Okay, well, you were pretty horrible to her yesterday. 1325 01:02:25,547 --> 01:02:30,117 I'm sorry, what? This is... this is my fault? 1326 01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:33,387 I'm not the one who put Isabel on a rampage. 1327 01:02:33,454 --> 01:02:35,624 Sorry, what does that have to do with anything? 1328 01:02:35,690 --> 01:02:38,292 If Isabel wasn't so desperate to get revenge, 1329 01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:40,027 then we wouldn't have blown up Jeff's car 1330 01:02:40,094 --> 01:02:41,996 and then he wouldn't be so upset 1331 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:44,131 and then whatever the fuck just happened would not have happened. 1332 01:02:44,198 --> 01:02:47,167 Okay, so all of the blame just goes on me then? 1333 01:02:47,234 --> 01:02:49,638 Like, none of this can be traced back to you at all? 1334 01:02:49,704 --> 01:02:53,073 Well, I mean, yeah, it was your idea to start the whole club. 1335 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,645 I didn't want to do this from the beginning. 1336 01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:58,713 You know that. 1337 01:02:58,779 --> 01:03:01,583 I just followed your lead like an idiot. 1338 01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:04,451 You followed my lead when you created that insane story 1339 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:08,255 about girls betting on you to fight other girls with shivs. 1340 01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:11,158 You're just mad because I did this. 1341 01:03:11,225 --> 01:03:14,428 I... I... I got to be with Isabel on my own. 1342 01:03:14,495 --> 01:03:16,096 Without you. 1343 01:03:16,163 --> 01:03:17,599 No, you never would have talked to her without me, 1344 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,099 ever. 1345 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:21,035 I'm the one who made it happen for you. 1346 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:25,774 You know what's so funny about this whole fucking thing, 1347 01:03:25,839 --> 01:03:27,041 all your little schemes, 1348 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:30,077 all your, "Oh, we'll have our year 1349 01:03:30,144 --> 01:03:33,314 and we'll fuck so many girls," and whatever? 1350 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:37,686 Is that you're the only one who didn't do anything. 1351 01:03:37,752 --> 01:03:40,187 Yeah, well, that's 'cause Brittany's straight, so... 1352 01:03:40,254 --> 01:03:41,922 Yeah, no, shit, she's straight. 1353 01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:43,357 Does it even matter? 1354 01:03:43,424 --> 01:03:46,528 Do you even care? Do you actually like her? 1355 01:03:46,594 --> 01:03:49,096 Do you care about anyone other than yourself? 1356 01:03:49,163 --> 01:03:50,665 Just find some other girl 1357 01:03:50,732 --> 01:03:53,067 to fucking jack off to and do nothing about. 1358 01:03:58,872 --> 01:04:00,274 Cool. Yeah, I will. 1359 01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:05,547 PJ. 1360 01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:49,289 -Ted? -Mmm-mmm-mmm. 1361 01:04:50,391 --> 01:04:51,392 Ted. 1362 01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:53,961 Ted! 1363 01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,866 Ted! 1364 01:06:40,067 --> 01:06:42,135 Josie, what the hell? 1365 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,509 Why... why... why you look like a scared puppy? 1366 01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:50,979 Hey, Rhodes. 1367 01:06:51,044 --> 01:06:52,580 Do you have a minute to talk? 1368 01:06:53,548 --> 01:06:55,148 If you don't wanna borrow firearms, 1369 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:57,217 -then why are you here? -Um... 1370 01:06:58,085 --> 01:06:59,219 Like, for advice? 1371 01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:01,154 I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie. 1372 01:07:01,221 --> 01:07:02,557 You're too old for this shit. 1373 01:07:03,858 --> 01:07:05,760 Girl, when I was in high school, 1374 01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:08,663 people found out I was gay, nobody wanted to be my friend. 1375 01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:10,197 And back then it was worse 1376 01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:12,600 because they hated you just for being gay. 1377 01:07:12,667 --> 01:07:14,903 Not for being gay and untalented. 1378 01:07:14,969 --> 01:07:16,604 Mmm. 1379 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:18,506 Sorry, people didn't know you were gay? 1380 01:07:18,573 --> 01:07:20,775 Girl, I wore a weave back then, okay? 1381 01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:23,110 And I used to say, 1382 01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:24,646 "Hey, girl. Hey..." 1383 01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:25,914 Look, that's not the point. 1384 01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:26,948 You want some advice? 1385 01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:28,448 Invest in yourself, 1386 01:07:28,516 --> 01:07:30,250 teach people to fear you instead of love you. 1387 01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:33,253 I don't wanna, like, deny your advice, obviously. 1388 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,822 I just, um... 1389 01:07:34,889 --> 01:07:36,991 PJ and I are actually in a fight right now. 1390 01:07:37,057 --> 01:07:38,425 So, like... 1391 01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:40,193 Like, that's the advice that I need. 1392 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:43,297 I never had many friends, and that's... that's sad. 1393 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,833 And as I've gotten old in this world, 1394 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,669 it's just gotten more sad. 1395 01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:51,338 Okay, um... 1396 01:07:51,405 --> 01:07:53,240 I think I'm just gonna go to the game 1397 01:07:53,307 --> 01:07:55,242 and then work it out with PJ there. 1398 01:07:55,309 --> 01:07:56,578 I wouldn't do that. 1399 01:07:56,644 --> 01:07:58,012 Why not? 1400 01:07:58,078 --> 01:08:00,213 -It's with Huntington, right? -Yeah. 1401 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,650 Well, I'm guessing they've been fucking people up for the past month, right? 1402 01:08:02,717 --> 01:08:05,319 -Yeah. -So, they're violent. 1403 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:06,888 What do you think's gonna happen tonight? 1404 01:08:06,955 --> 01:08:08,856 I don't know. Football? 1405 01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:11,926 Game? Tackle? 1406 01:08:11,993 --> 01:08:13,293 Oh, girl. 1407 01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:16,564 There is a 50-year rivalry going on. 1408 01:08:16,631 --> 01:08:18,833 They always fuck up some unlucky player. 1409 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,603 How you don't know-- 1410 01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:24,404 In '77, they burned him at a stake with his dog. 1411 01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,542 In '92, they drowned him in a giant kiddie pool. 1412 01:08:27,609 --> 01:08:30,845 And in '03, they pulled his body apart with horses. 1413 01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:32,145 It's called quartering. 1414 01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,581 I know... I know what it's called. 1415 01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:35,683 So, tonight, I'm stayin' inside 1416 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:37,317 and double boltin' those doors. 1417 01:08:41,889 --> 01:08:44,291 If you ever grab a-- Nah, I don't care. 1418 01:08:44,358 --> 01:08:47,327 I didn't understand a word of that, I'm so sorry. 1419 01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:16,524 Just go. Go, just, go. I don't wanna go. 1420 01:09:18,026 --> 01:09:19,661 Oh, my God. 1421 01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:21,963 -Hey. -How did you find me? 1422 01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,665 Why are you breathing so heavy? 1423 01:09:23,731 --> 01:09:26,333 Okay. I know we're not in a great place right now-- 1424 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,636 Yeah, because I'm pissed. I'm fuckin' pissed. 1425 01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:31,139 Okay, well, I just still think we need to talk 1426 01:09:31,204 --> 01:09:32,874 about everything that's, like, going on. 1427 01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:35,242 Yeah, cool, well, I don't wanna hear it, so... 1428 01:09:35,308 --> 01:09:37,310 Okay, maybe you should reconsider 1429 01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:39,781 because I saw Rhodes, she says hi, by the way. 1430 01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:42,083 She said this Huntington shit's way darker than we thought. 1431 01:09:42,150 --> 01:09:45,119 Apparently, every time Huntington plays Rockbridge, 1432 01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:47,487 they try to kill a player and his pets. 1433 01:09:47,555 --> 01:09:48,823 The pets? 1434 01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:50,725 It's bloodlust, man. That's not the point. 1435 01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,325 Sounds like I should get 1436 01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:53,393 -the fuck out of here now. Okay? -No. 1437 01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:54,862 PJ, seriously, come on. 1438 01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:56,463 We need to get the club back together, 1439 01:09:56,531 --> 01:09:58,666 so we can save them. 1440 01:09:58,733 --> 01:09:59,801 What? 1441 01:10:01,401 --> 01:10:03,971 Sorry, you're saying you want me and then you 1442 01:10:04,038 --> 01:10:06,607 and then all of the girls that fuckin' hate us 1443 01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:09,977 to get together and save some fucking football player, 1444 01:10:10,044 --> 01:10:11,311 who we hate? 1445 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,246 Circle of bad vibes. 1446 01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:14,782 Okay, well, obviously, why would you lay it out like that? 1447 01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:16,216 Because it sounds insane. 1448 01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:18,251 'Cause it is. Why would we do that? 1449 01:10:18,318 --> 01:10:20,988 Because we made these girls trust us and then we humiliated them. 1450 01:10:22,355 --> 01:10:25,459 They deserve a shot at showing everybody 1451 01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:27,128 what they know, what they learned, 1452 01:10:27,195 --> 01:10:28,763 how fucking cool they are. 1453 01:10:29,664 --> 01:10:31,632 Let's do this for the club. 1454 01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:33,835 What do you say? 1455 01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:36,871 Can we save the damn day? 1456 01:10:39,941 --> 01:10:41,274 Wow. 1457 01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:42,643 Pulling out the necklace 1458 01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:44,645 -in the final fuckin' hour. -Well... 1459 01:10:47,014 --> 01:10:48,015 Yeah. 1460 01:10:50,051 --> 01:10:52,220 Mmm. Nice. 1461 01:10:52,285 --> 01:10:55,556 Rockbridge, this is the most important day of your life. 1462 01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:58,626 Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, 1463 01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:00,427 fuck your bar mitzvah. 1464 01:11:00,494 --> 01:11:02,362 This is what matters. 1465 01:11:02,429 --> 01:11:05,133 Gameday, let's do this! 1466 01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:08,803 - Let's go, Vikings! - We're almost there. 1467 01:11:10,605 --> 01:11:14,842 Okay, first off, PJ has something to say to Hazel, so... 1468 01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:17,912 The apology. Do the apology. Do the apology, instead. 1469 01:11:17,979 --> 01:11:19,412 Okay. 1470 01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,282 I'm sorry that I called your mom a skank. 1471 01:11:24,218 --> 01:11:26,721 And I'm sorry 1472 01:11:26,788 --> 01:11:30,625 for saying that you have no friends really loud 1473 01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:32,693 in front of all of your friends. 1474 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,496 And I'm sorry for being an asshole a lot of the time. 1475 01:11:37,565 --> 01:11:40,034 Most of the-- All of the time. 1476 01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:43,638 And I do think that it's nice you always take notes 1477 01:11:43,704 --> 01:11:48,375 and then you type them up and email them to everyone... 1478 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,680 and I really appreciate it. 1479 01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:57,051 Do you forgive me? 1480 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:01,155 Yes. 1481 01:12:01,222 --> 01:12:02,690 I don't want to interrupt this gorgeous moment 1482 01:12:02,757 --> 01:12:04,659 but we don't have time now 1483 01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:07,228 because I got information from a very confidential source 1484 01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:08,763 that Huntington is trying to kill 1485 01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:10,397 someone on this team tonight. 1486 01:12:10,463 --> 01:12:11,464 What are you even talking about, Josie? 1487 01:12:11,532 --> 01:12:13,067 Nobody's even over there. 1488 01:12:13,134 --> 01:12:14,702 Oh, my God, nobody is even over there. 1489 01:12:14,769 --> 01:12:16,604 Well, that is obviously a red flag. 1490 01:12:16,671 --> 01:12:18,706 Are we not reading that as a red flag? That's crazy. 1491 01:12:18,773 --> 01:12:20,808 - What? - Please, Annie. 1492 01:12:20,875 --> 01:12:22,577 Even though you're a Black Republican, 1493 01:12:22,643 --> 01:12:24,712 you are the smartest out of all of us, okay? 1494 01:12:24,779 --> 01:12:26,714 I mean, obviously I know that. You think I don't know that? 1495 01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:28,716 Then help us figure this out. 1496 01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:31,451 We need to stop the game. We need to save them. 1497 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,955 Wait, wait, hang on. Hazel... 1498 01:12:35,256 --> 01:12:36,858 we need a distraction. 1499 01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:40,995 Oh, now you want a bomb. 1500 01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:43,331 Oh, fuck. 1501 01:12:43,396 --> 01:12:44,464 So sorry. Okay. Fuck. 1502 01:12:52,306 --> 01:12:53,774 Isabel. 1503 01:12:53,841 --> 01:12:56,043 I know you really must hate me right now, 1504 01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:57,444 but the club needs you. 1505 01:12:57,511 --> 01:12:58,880 To what? Have sex with them? 1506 01:12:58,946 --> 01:13:01,082 Guys, we really, really need you. We do. 1507 01:13:01,148 --> 01:13:02,717 In your fucking dreams, PJ. 1508 01:13:02,783 --> 01:13:04,719 Which you don't deserve to have. 1509 01:13:05,353 --> 01:13:07,321 When you sleep, 1510 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:08,522 - it should be, like... - -Rockbridge, are you ready? 1511 01:13:08,589 --> 01:13:10,091 ...total darkness. 1512 01:13:10,157 --> 01:13:11,826 -Oh, fuck. -Wow, okay. 1513 01:13:11,893 --> 01:13:13,393 Okay, wait, seriously, 1514 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,762 maybe if you just listened to us. 1515 01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:16,764 -Just listen to us. Whoa! -Brittany. 1516 01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:18,498 Here comes your team! - Isabel. 1517 01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:20,801 I wouldn't be asking you if this wasn't important! 1518 01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:22,469 We don't have time for this. 1519 01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:24,205 - Josie, come on. - Hazel! 1520 01:13:24,272 --> 01:13:25,907 - Okay, now that you're all... - Ugh. Uh... 1521 01:13:25,973 --> 01:13:27,275 ...warmed up, I want you guys... 1522 01:13:27,341 --> 01:13:28,408 Is it the red wire? 1523 01:13:28,475 --> 01:13:30,511 Shit, or is it the yellow? 1524 01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:32,213 ...Shawshank your way out. 1525 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,948 -Put your hands together... -You got this, Jeff. 1526 01:13:34,015 --> 01:13:35,216 -...and shake your tanks. -You got it! 1527 01:13:35,283 --> 01:13:37,852 Hazel! It's starting! 1528 01:13:38,753 --> 01:13:40,588 Jeff! 1529 01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:42,757 Jeff! Eat my pussy! 1530 01:13:42,823 --> 01:13:44,125 Come on, come on! 1531 01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:46,827 Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! 1532 01:13:46,894 --> 01:13:49,230 -Hurry, Hazel! -It's gonna blow. 1533 01:13:50,765 --> 01:13:52,199 - Hazel, come on! - Hazel! 1534 01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:53,567 Hazel, come on! 1535 01:13:58,706 --> 01:14:00,675 -Hazel, it's not working. -Hazel, it's not going. 1536 01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:02,310 - Oh, no. - Fuck. Fucking... 1537 01:14:02,376 --> 01:14:03,544 - Maybe turn it off... - Maybe hit it? 1538 01:14:03,611 --> 01:14:04,812 No. Give me space. Stop. 1539 01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:06,013 Turn it off and then back on. 1540 01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:07,515 Jeff! 1541 01:14:09,383 --> 01:14:13,354 - I want you to rub Vicks VapoRub on your tanks 1542 01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:16,857 and dance around like the fruitbats that you are! 1543 01:14:16,924 --> 01:14:19,994 Okay, plan B. We need to get the cheerleaders to make out. 1544 01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:21,829 Wait, okay, which cheerleaders do you think? 1545 01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:24,098 It's a distraction. We need a distraction. 1546 01:14:31,238 --> 01:14:32,540 -Guys. -Hey, guys. 1547 01:14:32,606 --> 01:14:33,975 Guys, kiss each other. 1548 01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:35,576 Make out. Make out with each other! 1549 01:14:35,643 --> 01:14:36,777 We need to delay the game. 1550 01:14:38,079 --> 01:14:41,015 Guys! Make out with each other! 1551 01:14:45,519 --> 01:14:48,589 Everyone, get your guns out, hide your children 1552 01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:51,625 because here comes Huntington. 1553 01:14:58,165 --> 01:15:00,067 - Fuck you! Bitch! - What the frick is up? 1554 01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,169 -Yeah! Get back! -Yeah! Wake up, pussy! 1555 01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:03,671 Hold me back! 1556 01:15:03,738 --> 01:15:05,773 You're so lucky! You're so fucking lucky. 1557 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,376 Hazel! Hazel! Hazel! 1558 01:15:08,442 --> 01:15:09,710 What do we do? 1559 01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:13,481 Look, look, look. 1560 01:15:29,697 --> 01:15:32,033 Oh, wait. I'm gay. 1561 01:15:34,368 --> 01:15:36,037 Okay, yeah, I'm not. 1562 01:15:36,904 --> 01:15:38,906 I just like gay porn. 1563 01:15:38,973 --> 01:15:40,941 This is nothing like porn at all. 1564 01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:44,011 Wait. 1565 01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:46,614 Is porn even real? 1566 01:15:58,527 --> 01:16:02,730 Can we cut the gay shit and get this show on the road? 1567 01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:07,902 I came here for some good man-on-man grappling and slapping football! 1568 01:16:07,968 --> 01:16:10,671 Can everybody stop looking at the dyke parade? 1569 01:16:10,738 --> 01:16:15,576 Who do I have to blow to get this game started already? 1570 01:16:15,643 --> 01:16:19,146 -Yes! -Now make 'em eat a bag of urine cakes. 1571 01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:21,849 Look, I found empty barrels of pineapple juice. 1572 01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:23,951 There is pineapple here. 1573 01:16:24,018 --> 01:16:26,020 So, they're gonna poison Jeff then. 1574 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,122 Where the fuck is it? 1575 01:16:28,189 --> 01:16:30,124 Fuck, I'm thinking really quick. 1576 01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:31,892 What if it's in their mouths and they're swishing it around 1577 01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:33,661 and then they're gonna spit it out mid-game? 1578 01:16:33,727 --> 01:16:35,362 - What? - I hate to say it, 1579 01:16:35,429 --> 01:16:37,331 but it might have something to do with their semen. 1580 01:16:37,398 --> 01:16:39,266 Obviously, it does not. What is wrong with you? 1581 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,734 They kissed on the mouth. 1582 01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:42,970 - With tongue. - As a distraction, 1583 01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:45,507 and we can do it again if people are asking. 1584 01:16:45,574 --> 01:16:47,708 - Wait, when was this? - The bomb didn't work, 1585 01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:49,477 and there was no other distractions! 1586 01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:51,412 - Yeah, there was... - And because we were... 1587 01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:53,347 - They're gonna spray the field. - What? 1588 01:16:53,414 --> 01:16:55,517 - Okay, we're gonna have to run. - -No! 1589 01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,984 -We're gonna have to run. We're gonna have to run. -We can't run. No! 1590 01:16:57,051 --> 01:16:58,085 No! 1591 01:16:58,152 --> 01:16:59,620 -Oh, my asthma. -No, please! 1592 01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:00,821 You don't have asthma. 1593 01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:02,623 I feel like I have asthma now! 1594 01:17:05,326 --> 01:17:07,394 PJ! Cover the sprinklers. 1595 01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:08,696 I got it. 1596 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,361 Oh, fuck! 1597 01:18:18,332 --> 01:18:20,367 Get back here, you fuckin' weasel! 1598 01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:53,500 I'm sorry. 1599 01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:37,111 You saved me. 1600 01:19:39,046 --> 01:19:40,381 You're... you're welcome? 1601 01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:43,917 Oh, no. 1602 01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:46,554 -I... Would... -Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh. 1603 01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:49,857 Are you okay? 1604 01:19:50,558 --> 01:19:51,492 Yeah. 1605 01:19:52,594 --> 01:19:53,961 - Whoa. - Hazel! 1606 01:19:54,028 --> 01:19:55,462 - Hazel! Hazel! Look out! - Hey. 1607 01:20:24,693 --> 01:20:25,794 It's pineapple juice! 1608 01:20:25,859 --> 01:20:27,428 It's pineapple juice! 1609 01:20:27,494 --> 01:20:29,063 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - 'Scuse me. 1610 01:20:29,129 --> 01:20:31,865 Turn it off! Please just turn it off! 1611 01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:46,146 Yes. 1612 01:20:46,815 --> 01:20:48,583 Yes! 1613 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:50,951 Yes, this is the Viking way! 1614 01:20:51,018 --> 01:20:53,153 Yes, thank you, thank you. 1615 01:20:53,822 --> 01:20:55,089 You did it. 1616 01:20:55,956 --> 01:20:57,525 You fucking saved me. 1617 01:20:57,592 --> 01:21:01,161 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1618 01:21:04,566 --> 01:21:06,200 Thanks. 1619 01:21:15,844 --> 01:21:17,044 -What is... -I mean... 1620 01:21:17,111 --> 01:21:19,046 -Okay. -I guess we did it. 1621 01:21:19,113 --> 01:21:20,715 We did that shit! 1622 01:21:20,782 --> 01:21:21,783 I mean... 1623 01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,016 Really proud of you. 1624 01:21:24,084 --> 01:21:26,019 I'm proud of us. 1625 01:21:30,658 --> 01:21:32,259 I do wanna say, um, 1626 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:35,129 I feel like you killed that guy. 1627 01:21:35,195 --> 01:21:36,865 Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed-- 1628 01:21:36,930 --> 01:21:38,165 I think we killed... 1629 01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:39,701 -You killed that guy... -No. 1630 01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:42,503 -Yeah, he's dead. That's dead. -No. Oh, my God. 1631 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:44,438 Yeah, we killed a couple. We killed... 1632 01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:46,473 we killed a lot of guys. 1633 01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:47,842 I-- Let's just-- We'll process it later. 1634 01:21:47,908 --> 01:21:48,909 -Much later. -Later. 1635 01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:50,578 -Yeah. -Um... 1636 01:21:51,613 --> 01:21:52,913 Do you wanna... 1637 01:21:53,882 --> 01:21:55,149 Yeah. 1638 01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:03,457 I just wanna say I'm sorry. 1639 01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:05,926 You don't have to forgive me at all or anything. 1640 01:22:05,993 --> 01:22:09,864 But I, like, really want you to know how sorry I am. 1641 01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:13,033 I was kind of insane, 1642 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:16,538 and the sheer amount of lies I told is... 1643 01:22:16,604 --> 01:22:18,105 is shocking, 1644 01:22:18,172 --> 01:22:19,973 and it doesn't excuse what I did. 1645 01:22:21,108 --> 01:22:22,644 But I really liked getting to know you. 1646 01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:27,749 And I still really like you. 1647 01:22:27,816 --> 01:22:30,284 -I just... -You know, you didn't have to start, like, a whole 1648 01:22:31,118 --> 01:22:33,020 fight club just to date me. 1649 01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:38,492 You could have just, like, talked to me. 1650 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,128 Oh. Okay, uh, I don't really know 1651 01:22:41,195 --> 01:22:43,631 how true that is. You know what I mean... 1652 01:22:56,711 --> 01:22:58,345 Man, I knew women were good. 1653 01:22:58,412 --> 01:23:01,081 I been sayin' that shit the whole time, man. 1654 01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:13,360 Oh, so sorry. 1655 01:23:14,394 --> 01:23:16,096 - Yeah! - Oh. 1656 01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:18,332 Yes, queen! 1657 01:23:18,398 --> 01:23:19,567 Yeah! 1658 01:23:19,634 --> 01:23:21,301 Attention, everyone. 1659 01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:22,937 It seems like these Huntington players 1660 01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:24,104 -are not only shitty... -Yes, queen! 1661 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:25,673 ...football players, 1662 01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:28,776 but they're also dead cheating bitch asses. 1663 01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:32,647 Meanin' the Vikings once again win the game! 1664 01:23:32,714 --> 01:23:36,518 - Whoo! - Decompose, you fuckers! 1665 01:23:58,573 --> 01:23:59,574 Damn it. 1666 01:24:00,207 --> 01:24:01,643 That was my thing! 1667 01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:28,068 By the way, what the fuck are you wearing? 1668 01:24:28,135 --> 01:24:30,738 You got suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak. 1669 01:24:38,312 --> 01:24:39,847 Not gonna come to any meetings. 1670 01:24:39,914 --> 01:24:41,248 It's gonna be fine. 1671 01:24:41,315 --> 01:24:42,584 He's so preoccupied with his divor... 1672 01:24:43,417 --> 01:24:45,152 Yeah. 1673 01:24:45,218 --> 01:24:46,921 I drank before I came to class. 1674 01:24:46,988 --> 01:24:48,590 -What? -Sorry. 1675 01:24:54,494 --> 01:24:56,430 You got this, Jeff! You got it! 1676 01:24:56,496 --> 01:24:58,032 Oh, shit. 1677 01:24:58,098 --> 01:24:59,901 You scarin' the shit out of me, boy. You all right? 1678 01:24:59,968 --> 01:25:01,168 -Good shit. -I got this. 1679 01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:26,360 Y'all were two of my top students, I think. 1680 01:25:26,426 --> 01:25:27,862 Oh, no, that was two other students. 1681 01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:29,597 But at the end of the day, it don't matter. 1682 01:25:29,664 --> 01:25:32,700 This shit is, like, beyond me. 1683 01:25:34,501 --> 01:25:36,470 Not Beyond Meat, like the fake meat, 1684 01:25:36,537 --> 01:25:38,438 but beyond me, like... 1685 01:25:38,506 --> 01:25:42,242 Who does that? Where do they do that at? 1686 01:25:42,309 --> 01:25:46,313 Y'all out here forty-two fakin' for the bacon. 1687 01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:47,749 You understand what I'm sayin'? 1688 01:25:51,418 --> 01:25:54,589 - God, this is the most depressing shit ever. 1689 01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:56,658 Oh, wait, fuck me. 1690 01:25:57,925 --> 01:25:59,927 Idiot. Idiot! 1691 01:25:59,994 --> 01:26:02,630 - She's still laughing because of the last laugh. 1692 01:26:02,697 --> 01:26:04,799 No! Fuck! 1693 01:26:07,702 --> 01:26:09,403 Cut, cut. 1694 01:26:12,507 --> 01:26:13,908 Hey, guys. 1695 01:26:13,975 --> 01:26:16,176 Hey, guys. Hi. 1696 01:26:17,411 --> 01:26:19,580 Hey, guys. Sorry. 1697 01:26:37,264 --> 01:26:39,167 You look like you yodel. 1698 01:26:39,232 --> 01:26:41,769 You look super religious. 1699 01:26:47,575 --> 01:26:49,443 Get fucked, Janice. 1700 01:26:49,510 --> 01:26:51,145 Get railed, Janice. 1701 01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:52,580 Eat a dick, Janice. 1702 01:26:55,817 --> 01:26:58,452 God, what is happening to this country? 1703 01:26:58,519 --> 01:27:00,320 - Why? - Why? 1704 01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:02,724 This is not the Viking way! 1705 01:27:05,593 --> 01:27:07,895 How old are you? I put whiskey in that. 1706 01:27:18,573 --> 01:27:21,475 Actually dealin' with the "D" word. 1707 01:27:21,542 --> 01:27:23,310 -Death. -No. 1708 01:27:23,376 --> 01:27:24,846 -Dinosaurs. -No. 1709 01:27:24,912 --> 01:27:26,246 - Depression? - If you don't... 1710 01:27:26,313 --> 01:27:28,248 Deez nuts! 1710 01:27:29,305 --> 01:28:29,526 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today124132

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