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It had been a month
since I met Spencer.

It was the classic story
of girl meets boy,

girl finds out boy has cancer,

girl gives boy advice, support,

and the names of nurses
with the coldest hands.

Okay. Right, right, right, right, right,
right, right.

And left, left, left, left.

Straight. Straight.

Turn and sit.

Oh, a coffee.

I told Spencer that I would hang out
with him during his chemo tomorrow.

Ooh. So it's finally going
from intense texting

to...

spending time together.

It's not like that.

It's just better if I'm there in person
because last time

we texted through his entire appointment

and it killed my data plan.

You have unlimited data.

I mean, so my fingers don't cramp up.

You have unlimited excuses.

Hey, I don't pay you
to push muffins around.

Oh, I'm on my break.

We've talked about this.

You are legally required
to give them to me.

Fine. I can't take another lawsuit.

So you were talking about Spencer.

I mean, he's great and funny...

but he's going through a lot right now.

And what he needs is a friend who gets it.

And I get it.

You do.

Um...

You sure it won't be too much
to be back in the infusion room?

Yep. I've put cancer behind me.

Far behind me.

It's in the rear view mirror

and I'm stepping on the gas.

Yeah, in this fantasy,
I have my driver's license.

Hey, guys.

Katie, did you see your study group
test scores?

Peggy just emailed them to everyone.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Where's my phone?
Where's my phone?

In your hand. In your hand.

What's up, girls with a "z"?

Oh, great, now she's hanging out
with us after school too?

She showed up at my synagogue last week.

Okay, I've been busting my butt
in the study group,

so I have a good feeling
that my score is going to be, okay...

completely disappointing.

You've been studying non-stop.

If your score's bad,
I'm sure everyone else's is.

How'd you do?

Uh, I don't remember.

You told me you showed that test
who was boss,

and then you did a little dance.

Show them the dance!

That was a private conversation.

I love how you don't get things, Hannah.

You're putting too much pressure
on yourself.

Test scores are just a part
of your college resume.

There are so many other things
that you've done,

like playing Juliet

and studying theater in London.

That's cute.

But colleges are really looking for things
that demonstrate leadership.

For example,
I'm captain of the debate team.

All I do to win is talk
until the other person cries.

She's right, I'm coaching
my little brother's soccer team,

and I don't like sweat,
or kids, or my brother.

I'm thinking about going out
for basketball team captain this year.

Great, so everyone has leadership stuff

except Hannah and me?

I've been running a park clean-up
every Tuesday for two years.

There's a lot you don't know about me.

Um, do you... Do you need any help?

Sure, we have one tomorrow.
You can be a team captain if you want.

Okay, this is great. Wow.

Thank you, Hannah.

Well, if anyone needs a place
to sleep after today,

feel free to use my resume.

♪ Because it's gonna be padded ♪

- What? I think she's funny.
- Yeah.

Heh heh!

♪ I've got you ♪

♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪

♪ You make me feel stronger ♪

♪ I've got you ♪

♪ When I can't take it
You make it so much better ♪

♪ We'll do this together ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh
We'll do this together ♪

♪ I've got you ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ We'll do this together ♪

I'm back!

Hi.

I couldn't wait to get back home
and work on the gazebo.

Well, and to see you.

Oh, we both do class-up the place.

Look at him studying.

I'm so proud.

When I landed the plane,
I announced over the loudspeaker

my son's gonna be a doctor.

Everyone applauded.

Uh, he's... He's been drumming
with his eyes closed for the past hour

with a little of this thrown in.

First, you should take up the keyboard.
I like whatever that was.

- Uh, second, maybe we should help him out.
- Oh.

Hey, son.

How's it going?

Good.

Is it, though?

Oh, yeah.

Is it?

Yeah. Hey, listen to this.

♪ Girl, you know my heart ♪

Lucas...

if you wanna be a doctor,
you really have to focus.

What about making flashcards?

You know, in high school, they used
to call me Grandmaster Flashcard.

- I don't know what that means.
- Great idea.

Yeah, I'll go grab the markers.

Oh! I'll change and meet you back here.

Grandmaster Flashcard and DJ Memorizer

♪ In da, in da, in da house ♪

Hey, where should I meet you
at the park, Hannah?

Okay, so I'll see you in front of the tree
that looks like your grandma, yeah.

Oh, I just need to put on my gi
and I'll be ready to go.

Uh, go where?

I thought you were at Kyle's
after school Tuesdays.

My taekwondo class got moved, remember?

You promised Mom you'd take me.

You promised Mom you'd brush your teeth.
You really wanna go there?

You can't break the taekwondo promise.

Okay.

Okay, I was saving this
for a special occasion,

but what if instead...

we clean up a dirty park?

No way I'm missing taekwondo. I love it!

Ap chagi! Naju magki!

Okay, okay. Just go change.

We'll be safer with a taekwondo master
in the house.

You said the same thing about tap dancing.

Have we have been robbed
since I started doing tap?

Just go.

Hey.

Hey. I'm really happy you came.

How's it going?

Turns out this is not the best way
to spend the day,

but my mom's constant
blanket adjustments were really fun.

Where is your mom?

Oh, I sent her home to find my phone.

Nice.

I wish I would have thought of that.

Spencer, I didn't know
your girlfriend was coming today.

Oh, no, I'm not his girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm a friend,

and I'm a girl.

I'm a friend-girl.

Yeah, this is my friend-girl Alexa.

I'll be back in a bit to flush your port.

Perfect.

I was gonna run a quick 5K.
I'll meet you back here.

Well, she must be new.

I'm kind of a legend around here.

Have you heard of Jell-O Jenga yet?

Yeah, that was me.

In fact, I did my chemo in the same room.

So you were the one that drew
all the mustaches on the Monopoly money.

Alexa?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, I brought you all kind of choices
for your armchair entertainment:

movies, games, conversation.

Well, maybe we can watch a movie
based on a game and then talk about it.

You've done this before.

Yeah.

Does this get easier
if you pretend it's not happening?

I, um...

Do you need to get that?

Nah, it's just my mom
trying to find my phone.

Hm. After Wired, school and SAT prep,

this was the only free time I had
for a leadership job,

so now I'll never get into college.

I hope you're happy.

I am happy. I love it here!

Okay, listen up.
I have a couple announcements.

One,

my assistant quit this morning
to pursue the surf life.

Danielle, keep your yellow belt
on your mouth, okay?

And two, we will begin momentarily.

He needs an assistant.

I mean that would be perfect
for my college resume.

What says leadership more than teaching
confidence-boosting athletics

to small irritating children?

Hey, I'm not small.

And you don't know anything
about taekwondo.

Yeah, well, neither did you
a month ago.

- Hi. Hi, I'm Jack's sister, Katie.
- Oh.

I heard you say you lost your assistant.

Yeah, well, I would just love the job,
and I don't surf.

Yeah, I'm afraid of sharks, so...

You know taekwondo?

Ap chagi! Najundi magki!

Does that answer your question?

One, there are no such things as answers.

Two, show me
your double spinning back kick.

One, I would normally show you that,

but, two, class started five minutes ago,

and, three...

everyone starts their path to teaching...

somewhere.

- Well spoken.
- Really?

I used to be a catalog model.

Really?

But a kick to the face broke my nose
and ended my career.

To make sure it will never happen again,
I turned to taekwondo.

And now, I pass on its ancient traditions
to kids 12 and under.

As will you.

Oh, wow. Thank you.

Thank you.

And that is how you get
into a great college.

Yeah, liars college.

Taekwondo is a serious art.

Attention, 12 and unders!

This is my new assistant instructor Katie.

I don't like her.

Okay.

One! Group one will come with me
into room two.

Two! Group two will stay here
in room one with Katie.

And show her where the towels are,
okay, guys?

Uh.

Oh.

Wow, I have my own group.

Aw, look at you in your gis.

Gis, Louise.

Come on, that was clever, right?

This is gonna be awful.

Lucas, you know this one.

It's "left ventricle"!
We've been working on these all afternoon!

This is not how my brain works.

Okay, we're all a little frustrated.

Why don't we take a five?

Why aren't these flashcards working?

Maybe it's your handwriting.

What's wrong with my handwriting?

Well, honey, I love it,
but your A's look like D's

and your D's look like upside down P's.

D's are upside down P's.

♪ Girl, you know my heart ♪

We lost him.

♪ Is a very important part ♪

♪ Of my cardiovascular system ♪

♪ Yeah, and I'll never wrestle
with my love of blood vessels ♪

♪ They pump my blood
so don't dismiss 'em ♪

♪ Yeah, arteries carry blood
from my heart ♪

♪ Veins carry back
so our love can start ♪

♪ The aorta is the body's trunk ♪

♪ It's the main artery
that controls my funk ♪

Are you hearing this?

He knows every term.

Do you realize what this means?

We did it.

Yeah, we did it.

Hello, friends.

- Hey.
- Hey!

Could you keep an eye
on Jack tomorrow night?

I have a date.

Honey, that's great.
You finally feel ready?

Nope.

But now I'm paying for the app,
so I gotta use it.

Well, I mean,
you guys gonna go to dinner?

What's the plan?

I thought I'd just rely
on my natural charm.

You know, Dave and I can help you prep.

Totally.

- We're on fire, helping people today.
- Yeah.

You know, I don't really need help.

No, look, we'll roleplay
with you to practice. This'll be great.

- You're moving me over here.
- Yeah.

Hi, Jennifer.

Uh, I'm Dave. It's great to meet you.

It's great to meet you, too.

We've got a lot of work to do.

Uh, "Bradley Beal."

Uh, "Beal." Okay, an "L" name...

"LeBron James."

"S." Oh!

You're in trouble now. "Steph Curry."

Oh, "Y." "Y."

"Yao Ming," Houston Rockets.

- Aaah. All right give me another.
- Sorry, no do-overs.

Who made that rule?

Uh, the people who make all of the rules:

the winners.

We run the world.

Okay, you won.

But I blame chemo brain.

I'm kidding. You won because I let you.

Sure you did.

Hey, Spencer.
It's time to flush your port.

Is it okay if I do it
while your friend's here?

Well, normally, I like to know a girl
a bit longer before I let her see my port.

But go ahead.

I'll wait over here.

You guys do this a lot.

Just for the patients we like.

Just helps us make sure the line stays
clean and keeps the medicines from mixing.

It gives you a chance to get away
from Nurse Claudia.

Ugh, Nurse Claudia, we get it.
You're certified to teach yoga.

It's not the flushing I mind as much
as the weird taste I get every time.

The metal taste.

It's so gross.

Two more bags and you're all done.

You know what?

You're tired, I'm gonna go.

I'm not tired. You don't have to go.

Trust me, you're gonna get tired,

and when you do, I'm just gonna be
sitting here babbling on and on,

and you'll be sitting there,

trying to stay awake
and wishing that I had left

when I said, "You're tired, I'm gonna go."

I'll text you later.

You should hear
what Nurse Claudia says about you.

And that is our last stretch...

on our left side. Let's do our right.

Okay, okay.
Symmetry is a big part of taekwondo.

You know what else is a big part
of taekwondo?

Doing taekwondo.

How's it going here?

Oh, totally. Huh!

Class is over in five minutes, right?

Thirty-five.

Oh, good!

I was afraid I was gonna have to stop
doing this soon.

Thank you. Thanks.

Um, so why don't we practice
our front kicks?

We did front kicks last week.

This week is turning roundhouse kicks.

Of course, of course. Um.

But first, we have to meditate.

No, we don't.

Yes, we do.

Okay, so everyone come on, come on.

Sit down.

Good.

Close your eyes.

Turning roundhouse kick.

Are you looking it up on the internet?

No, Ainsley.

But do you happen to know what
the Wi-Fi password is? 'Cause...

I'm having a great time, Jennifer.

You know...

- being a pilot...
- He's a dentist.

You know, being a dentist...

I spent a lot of time in the sky.

Okay.

But you're the first person

to make me feel
like my feet have left the ground.

♪ And I'll never wrestle
with my love of blood vessels ♪

I can't decide what to get.

Everything looks so good.

Oh, why don't we just order
a bunch of stuff and share?

Oh, I love doing that.
I wanna be on a date with Jennifer.

Okay.

It's really nice to meet you.

Wait, are we starting over
or is this the same guy?

You have the most beautiful eyes.

Oh, never mind. I like this guy.

♪ The aorta is the body's trunk ♪

♪ It's the main artery
that controls my funk ♪

You know, you look way too young
to have kids.

I don't have kids.

Oh! Jennifer, uh, next you should tell
that story where, um...

You know what? I'll just show you.

- Get up. Go, go, go, go, go.
- Oh, okay.

She could tell the story
about that time at the lake.

Oh, yes, that's perfect.

And then I could do the laugh
and look away.

Aaah!

We are crushing this date.

- Yes, we are.
- You guys should come with me on the date.

- Really?
- No.

Uh, excuse me?

Excuse me, you guys.

You guys,
could you be a little quiet for a sec?

Okay?

Hey!

Now that I have your attention,

as promised,

we are going to do
turning roundhouse kicks.

Okay, so just, come on. Watch and learn.

I hope.

You're horrible.

Come on, please, guys.

I am just one girl

just trying to show a little leadership,
you know, so...

one day she can go to college.

She's using an old
taekwondo teaching trick

by showing us what not to do.

If she was doing it right,

she'd do it like this.

Oh, yeah. Well done, Jack.

Thank you.

Guess not all students are advanced enough

to understand

this kind of teaching.

I bet she can't actually do it.

Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Prepare to be wowed.

- Hi-ya!
- Oooh!

Oh, no!

Oh, not again!

I'm sorry!

Okay, I know there are no answers...

um, but am I fired?

Hey, hey. Did it go okay with Spencer?

You were right.

Being in that room
is a lot harder than I thought.

But I really wanna be there for Spencer.

Yeah.

I know.

Do you think you could do both?

You were there for me.

That's why I know how hard it is.

And, uh, I wasn't even reliving
the worst part of my life.

It's okay if you can't do it.

I can.

I can.

So, tell me about taekwondo.

Oh, yeah, it was great.

I made enemies with a ten-year-old

and I broke a man's nose.

I would not put that
on your college application.

It's too bad you can't get a more
leadership-y job here.

You're here all the time anyway.

Right?

Wait.

Why can't I?

Um...

Barry?

I wanna talk to you about a promotion.

I'm sorry.
I think you have the wrong Barry.

Dah, wha...

Look, I've been here for over a year now.

I've opened, I've closed...

You've set my espresso machine on fire.

Then I fixed it.

I mean, I have leadership potential.

Remember it was my idea to sell
the day-old doughnuts as sweet bagels?

I did like that one.

Yeah, so what about making me
assistant manager?

I'm not paying you more.

That's okay. I will just take the title
and the responsibility.

No, wait, if I'm gonna be doing more,
I'll need to be paid more.

So...?

Do we have a deal?

Okay, assistant manager.

Yes! That's my best friend!

Sorry, go on.

There's something hairy under the freezer.
It's either a tennis ball or a mouse.

Either way,
it's stuck under there real good.

I'm assistant manager!

Do you know how great this is gonna look
on a college application?

Definitely better
than kicking someone in the face.

Eh. Mm. Mm.

Aw, now I kinda want a fancy title.

Oh, well, as assistant manager
I am promoting you to "CFO."

Uh, "Cool Friend...

O' mine."

I like it.

But you do have one duty.

Help me check under the freezer.

And if it's a mouse...

I'll need you to get it.

And if it's a hairy tennis ball?

I'll also need you to get it.

That's what I'm here for.

You see?

This is why this works.