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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,740 《玉蒲团》这本书 2 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:39,167 和《金瓶梅》可以视为中国禁书的双绝 3 00:00:39,593 --> 00:00:41,139 玉蒲团的警世意义 4 00:00:41,217 --> 00:00:45,373 是“淫人妻女笑呵呵，妻女淫人意若何?” 5 00:00:45,537 --> 00:00:47,344 书中主人翁未央生 6 00:00:47,399 --> 00:00:48,914 不惜以马的器官 7 00:00:48,977 --> 00:00:50,492 顶替自己的阳具 8 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,332 最后也落得一个妻子被千人吻 9 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:54,743 万人淫的下场 10 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,317 但是很奇怪 11 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:57,916 后世不少男人 12 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:00,179 依然当未央生是他们的偶像 13 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:02,025 立志要学他那么风流 14 00:01:02,174 --> 00:01:03,967 淫尽天下美女 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,826 DsysAV https://dsysav.com 16 00:01:09,146 --> 00:01:12,736 监制：王晶 17 00:01:14,025 --> 00:01:17,369 策划：李兆基制片：刘宝贤 18 00:01:18,642 --> 00:01:22,642 领衔主演：李丽珍 / 舒淇 19 00:01:24,154 --> 00:01:27,822 领衔主演：徐锦江 / 吴毅将 / 骆达华 20 00:01:29,494 --> 00:01:33,060 副导演：张少坚 / 郑保瑞编剧：西门坚 21 00:01:34,807 --> 00:01:38,333 摄影指导：张文宝动作指导：林迪安 22 00:01:40,185 --> 00:01:44,099 美术指导：卓文耀服装指导：利碧君 23 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:49,185 剪接：马高音乐设计：安格斯 24 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,009 导演：钱文锜 25 00:01:59,784 --> 00:02:02,459 在千门镇有一家暴发户 26 00:02:02,728 --> 00:02:04,618 户主西门大官人 27 00:02:04,773 --> 00:02:06,144 单名一个坚字 28 00:02:06,271 --> 00:02:08,524 他奉未央生为偶像 29 00:02:08,679 --> 00:02:10,382 苦练“铁屌功” 30 00:02:10,537 --> 00:02:11,907 每天早上起来 31 00:02:12,027 --> 00:02:15,651 把西瓜绑在自己的阳具上来练“壁虎功” 32 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:19,064 务求把阳具练得坚硬如铁 33 00:02:25,974 --> 00:02:27,199 我厉不厉害？ 34 00:02:27,692 --> 00:02:29,232 厉害厉害呀！ 35 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,530 别说我西门坚对你们不好 36 00:02:32,824 --> 00:02:36,179 今天我请你们吃西瓜，拿着 37 00:02:37,611 --> 00:02:38,601 吃呀 38 00:02:38,857 --> 00:02:42,598 哦哦吃吃我吃好吃 39 00:02:44,305 --> 00:02:46,981 然后他继续练“铁蛋功” 40 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:50,586 用绳子把自己的阳具和牛的睾丸绑在一起 41 00:02:50,619 --> 00:02:51,989 互相拔河 42 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:54,780 他一发功 43 00:02:55,006 --> 00:02:57,496 往往把牛鞭拉断，牛就变成太监了 44 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,120 他又苦练插沙功 45 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:03,380 用阳具在沙上面写字 46 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,408 希望练成教天下美人 47 00:03:05,523 --> 00:03:07,183 欲仙欲死的本领 48 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:15,165 我“西门”这个名字签得漂不漂亮？ 49 00:03:20,064 --> 00:03:24,014 他做人的宗旨就是“朋友妻，不放过” 50 00:03:24,459 --> 00:03:25,789 他有四个老婆 51 00:03:26,003 --> 00:03:27,472 原配早就死了 52 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:28,739 落得清静 53 00:03:28,903 --> 00:03:32,168 另外三个都是他看中人家的老婆 54 00:03:32,273 --> 00:03:34,312 抢来做自己的小妾 55 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:36,790 慕容 56 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,540 你身为天下第一淫棍 57 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:39,940 也是画画的高手 58 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:41,615 这幅画 59 00:03:41,746 --> 00:03:45,069 以女人的乳房作荷花，阴毛作荷叶 60 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,549 丰臀作小鸟，秀腰作草 61 00:03:47,775 --> 00:03:49,600 一幅以中国画的手法 62 00:03:49,661 --> 00:03:51,858 和女人的天赋线条美 63 00:03:51,928 --> 00:03:54,090 结合而成的“百花竞艳图” 64 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:56,163 你看了会不会觉得兴奋呀？ 65 00:03:56,225 --> 00:03:58,690 哇 “朋友妻，不可欺” 66 00:03:59,078 --> 00:04:02,005 你的宗旨不是“朋友妻，别放过”吗？ 67 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:03,674 是不过坚大哥 68 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,250 你在城中宣布过，有谁对你妻子不敬的 69 00:04:06,293 --> 00:04:08,628 就放火烧他全家，强奸他老妈 70 00:04:08,657 --> 00:04:10,441 拿他小弟弟去喂虾 71 00:04:10,613 --> 00:04:12,650 在下可以不要全家不要老妈 72 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:14,929 没有了小弟弟就做不成人家老爸 73 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,249 想也不敢想啊 74 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:19,130 哇你简直是我的偶像呀 75 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:21,580 全城人都说你是拍马屁高手 76 00:04:21,808 --> 00:04:23,388 专门出卖朋友而生 77 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:26,520 巴结奉承有钱人以及老大哥 78 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:28,090 但是我不信 79 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:31,663 我觉得你是一个正人君子 80 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,730 谢谢谢谢 81 00:04:32,787 --> 00:04:33,673 不用谢 82 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:35,563 我撒谎呢 83 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:38,751 别耍小弟啦 84 00:04:38,884 --> 00:04:40,931 怎么样？我耍你不行呀？ 85 00:04:41,095 --> 00:04:43,712 我叫你做你就的做，王八蛋 86 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,115 西门坚是千门镇的霸王 87 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,469 喜怒无常，又喜欢用暴力 88 00:04:50,599 --> 00:04:52,779 所以连一些刻意奉承他的人 89 00:04:52,891 --> 00:04:55,008 都被他戏弄的哭笑不得 90 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,624 每天黄昏 91 00:04:57,703 --> 00:05:00,452 西门坚的家人就会抬出四面铜锣 92 00:05:00,554 --> 00:05:02,537 分别刻上他四个老婆的名字 93 00:05:02,747 --> 00:05:04,784 他敲响哪一面铜锣 94 00:05:04,831 --> 00:05:07,760 就表示他要在哪一位老婆的房间留宿 95 00:05:17,711 --> 00:05:21,857 但是西门坚有时候纵欲过度，想休息一下 96 00:05:21,961 --> 00:05:25,057 他就会敲他已经死了的大老婆的铜锣 97 00:05:25,132 --> 00:05:29,054 那么那天晚上他就会在自己的房间里休息进补 98 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,411 老爷，鸡子炖牛鞭 99 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,798 鹿茸炖海狗鞭龙虾炖豹鞭 100 00:05:38,851 --> 00:05:41,178 这坛是三蛇胆虎鞭酒 101 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,920 全他妈是鞭 102 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,677 那不是天下的鞭都让我吃尽了 103 00:05:45,874 --> 00:05:47,323 哈哈哈 104 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:51,113 你为什么不笑，我说得不好笑吗？ 105 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:58,833 老爷真有趣，小人年纪老反应迟钝了，老爷别见怪 106 00:05:58,877 --> 00:05:59,926 果然是好奴才 107 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,565 阿龙和阿柔到哪儿去了？ 108 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:06,349 他们准备去放风筝 109 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,073 不能让他们去 110 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:10,293 爹... 111 00:06:12,057 --> 00:06:13,588 我们去放风筝 112 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:16,660 不准去 113 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,820 爹呀你的轻功越来越棒了 114 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,245 还用说嘛 115 00:06:20,721 --> 00:06:22,416 可是你踩着哥哥了 116 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,620 你怎么样啊 117 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:30,477 干嘛站在我脚底下呢 118 00:06:30,594 --> 00:06:31,784 我做错了什么了 119 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,886 九代单传生了这么个傻小子 120 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,677 哥哥生下来就是这样的了 121 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,050 你还说呢 122 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:40,140 我叫你不要出去玩，你还带着他到处乱跑 123 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:41,778 我带他去放风筝而已 124 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,314 他老呆在家很闷的 125 00:06:43,352 --> 00:06:46,017 我西门家，书香世代 126 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,295 你是女儿家 127 00:06:47,398 --> 00:06:49,258 怎么可以整天在外面抛头露面 128 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:51,446 万一碰到狂蜂浪蝶出了什么事 129 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:52,730 爹的脸丢尽了 130 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:54,305 别以为女扮男装就没事 131 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,950 更糟糕，我告诉你 132 00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:58,113 世风日下，人心叵测 133 00:06:58,189 --> 00:06:59,604 现今那些色情狂 134 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,159 最喜欢非礼未成年的少男 135 00:07:02,312 --> 00:07:04,440 -还有 -爹，你的口水不要了 136 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:08,290 我不管，我告诉你以后不准到处跑 137 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,232 快跟哥哥回房去哼 138 00:07:17,341 --> 00:07:20,171 哥哥升高一点再高一点高一点 139 00:07:20,972 --> 00:07:25,384 哇好棒了好棒好棒 140 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,560 用力些，用力些 141 00:07:37,362 --> 00:07:40,532 再高一点对再高一点 142 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,160 放手啊… 143 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,261 你拉着我命根啦 144 00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:53,357 你差点把我武功给废了 145 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:05,033 原来你偷看人家敦伦 146 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:07,242 夫妻相好才叫敦伦 147 00:08:07,773 --> 00:08:10,853 像他们那样幕天席地，苟且偷欢 148 00:08:10,932 --> 00:08:12,642 称为野合 149 00:08:22,423 --> 00:08:23,510 你倒挺有学问 150 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:24,370 那当然了 151 00:08:24,521 --> 00:08:25,601 男人那儿叫什么 152 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:26,977 让我教教你吧 153 00:08:27,211 --> 00:08:28,496 小孩儿的叫“小鸟” 154 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:29,380 大的叫“鸡巴” 155 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:30,646 再大的叫“大屌” 156 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:34,227 诗经有云：「关关锥鸠，在河之洲 157 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,029 窈窕淑女，君子好逑」 158 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:36,961 “鸠”就是“大屌” 159 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:39,589 文雅点叫做玉尘，又称为守阳 160 00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:41,430 女人那儿，一般叫“玉门” 161 00:08:41,561 --> 00:08:42,428 或者是“花心” 162 00:08:42,475 --> 00:08:44,031 道家叫作“炉鼎” 163 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,470 那俗话怎么说 164 00:08:46,598 --> 00:08:48,509 这个我们读书人是不会说的 165 00:08:48,642 --> 00:08:50,420 你要想得到一个正确的发音呢 166 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:52,653 将门字和西字一起读这就行了 167 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:54,067 门西... 168 00:08:54,888 --> 00:08:55,668 还未请教 169 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:57,914 在下花道乃一介书生 170 00:08:58,077 --> 00:09:00,216 正想到邻镇找名闻天下的名儒梅花先生 171 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,650 拜在他门下 172 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:04,030 学习齐家治国之道 173 00:09:04,124 --> 00:09:05,790 你就好啦，可以到处去求学 174 00:09:05,899 --> 00:09:06,751 你也可以呀 175 00:09:06,866 --> 00:09:07,704 我是女子 176 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:08,864 啊 177 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:11,837 我是女子众多的家庭里的一个小男生 178 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:12,711 哥哥是傻子 179 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:14,312 我去念书不行的 180 00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:16,090 哦，那就太可惜了 181 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:17,813 贤弟你我一见如故 182 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:19,767 要是可以一起寒窗苦读 183 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,279 夜来也有一个良伴嘛 184 00:09:21,506 --> 00:09:23,086 而且学成之后 185 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,488 我立志要猎尽天下艳色 186 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,840 贤弟也可以作为我的玩伴呀 187 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,640 你读书是为了美色？ 188 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,130 书中自有颜如玉 189 00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:34,745 求功名无非是为了得到美女的垂青 190 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,410 你到时挺好色 191 00:09:36,466 --> 00:09:38,435 人不风流枉少年 192 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,610 日已西斜 193 00:09:42,073 --> 00:09:43,153 我要赶路了 194 00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:45,057 有兴趣的话，就到梅花先生那儿找我吧 195 00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:46,502 再见 196 00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:49,922 我饿啦，回去吧 197 00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,033 好，回去吧 198 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,989 你说我去念书好吗？ 199 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:53,890 好啊 200 00:09:54,362 --> 00:09:55,414 你就会说好 201 00:09:55,504 --> 00:09:56,464 好呀，好 202 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:57,584 说句不好行不行啊？ 203 00:09:57,653 --> 00:09:58,429 好啊好啊 204 00:09:58,479 --> 00:09:59,685 没话给你说 205 00:10:01,132 --> 00:10:02,722 死丫头 206 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,286 就是不听话 207 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:05,776 到现在还不回来？ 208 00:10:05,942 --> 00:10:07,052 来人 209 00:10:07,226 --> 00:10:08,057 在 210 00:10:08,491 --> 00:10:09,901 召集人马 211 00:10:10,205 --> 00:10:11,908 把小姐和少爷找回来 212 00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:13,475 是快快快找小姐 213 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:16,350 我不发火她就不知道我厉害 214 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:20,480 老爷谁惹你生气了？ 215 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,730 正好 216 00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:25,839 死丫头气的我都支起来了 217 00:10:28,196 --> 00:10:30,026 给我消消气 218 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,077 来啊 219 00:10:55,234 --> 00:10:57,144 用点儿力 220 00:11:19,607 --> 00:11:20,767 蹲下 221 00:11:20,878 --> 00:11:22,118 给我嘬 222 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:36,186 爹爹 223 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:41,110 爹我回来了爹 224 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:44,400 爹，我回来啦 225 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,200 为什么不听话 226 00:11:51,304 --> 00:11:53,044 老是往外跑 227 00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:55,196 我去放风筝嘛 228 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,450 你是女儿家 229 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,840 怎么可以老不在家里待着？ 230 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,460 我女扮男装嘛 231 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,308 古有花木兰，代父从军 232 00:12:05,382 --> 00:12:06,872 名垂千古 233 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,687 古有皇太后，我是听说过 234 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,015 歌谣唱 235 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:14,565 古有皇太后 236 00:12:14,705 --> 00:12:17,131 要找小白脸 237 00:12:17,312 --> 00:12:19,262 良医献妙药 238 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,350 太医干皇后 239 00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:23,121 千辛与万苦 240 00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:25,016 干完解困忧 241 00:12:25,252 --> 00:12:28,082 谁知道染了花柳 242 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,507 流传民间得传流 243 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,994 呵呵唱得好唱得好 244 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,026 爹你不要唱色情歌 245 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,992 我真的很想念书，行不行啊？ 246 00:12:41,239 --> 00:12:42,399 不行 247 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,380 真是不行 248 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,225 女儿家，那有像你这样的 249 00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:50,662 黄花闺女，三步不出闺门 250 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,430 做做针线绣绣花 251 00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:55,869 弹弹琴吹吹箫养养小鸟 252 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,630 这才像个女儿家嘛 253 00:12:57,707 --> 00:13:03,531 整天整天... 想去念书 254 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:07,150 爹，你没事吧？ 255 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:11,620 没事，我被你气死啦 256 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:14,911 回房去，回房去 257 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,540 三娘 258 00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:22,920 我知道你干活勤快 259 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:25,405 也用不着叼着不放啊 260 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:35,091 娘，女儿很想出去见见世面 261 00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:36,378 向梅花先生求学 262 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,720 做一个有学问的人 263 00:13:38,064 --> 00:13:39,974 不想像二娘、三娘、四娘那样 264 00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,101 一辈子做男人的奴隶 265 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,080 古语有云：女子无才便是德 266 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,960 根本就是男人编出来骗女人的 267 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,597 要是不念书，就要辈子听男人的 268 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,394 他要你怎么样就怎么样 269 00:14:21,513 --> 00:14:23,763 叫你走就走，站就站 270 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,561 娘请恕女儿不孝，要离家出走 271 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,746 你在天要是有灵的话 272 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,540 请你保佑女儿平平安安 273 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,810 还是走后门出去吧 274 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,270 小姐，你上哪儿去 275 00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:14,030 现在不早了 276 00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:17,085 是爹叫我练轻功是 277 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,280 这么晚你在这儿干什么？ 278 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,530 想偷看呀？ 279 00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:21,738 不敢，不敢… 280 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:22,751 还不睡觉 281 00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,284 我叫爹出来 282 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,069 嘘 283 00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:29,367 一二三爹… 284 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,720 干什么？ 285 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,333 爹，你的轻功可真棒 286 00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:37,074 我们盯了你好几个晚上了 287 00:15:37,966 --> 00:15:39,892 跟我回去 288 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,879 西门家历代祖先在上 289 00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,184 不肖子孙西门坚 290 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:47,662 教女无方，离家出走 291 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,474 在外面抛头露面 292 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,307 要是被外面的人说闲话 293 00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:53,107 你叫我怎办？ 294 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,240 烧他全家，打他老妈 295 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,780 不错，我们西门家 296 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,160 怎会会别人说闲话 297 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,030 今天我随便拜拜你们 298 00:16:04,219 --> 00:16:05,429 是要告诉你们 299 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,210 我西门坚已经决定了 300 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,848 让女儿去读书 301 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:10,377 谢谢爹 302 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,466 你先别高兴 303 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:15,856 你得答应我一件事我才让你去的 304 00:16:15,929 --> 00:16:17,076 我答应，我答应 305 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:22,210 留下三个，其他的给我滚出去 306 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:22,921 出去 307 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,200 不会打我一顿才让我走吧 308 00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:39,314 三娘，出来 309 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,790 我们家族所以这么富有？ 310 00:16:44,985 --> 00:16:46,513 是因为我们在江湖上 311 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:49,551 是专门铸造暗器和兵器的世家 312 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,072 你瞧瞧这个 313 00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:53,353 是爹花了三年时间设计出来的 314 00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:55,197 叫做贞操宝甲 315 00:16:55,374 --> 00:16:56,574 贞操宝甲 316 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,665 身上穿了这件宝甲 317 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:02,041 只有我这把钥匙才能够打开 318 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,507 要是有人敢侵犯你的话 319 00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,188 这对护胸刀 320 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,010 和狗头铡里面的机关就会自动打开 321 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,546 任何男人都不能占你的便宜 322 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,040 你过来抓她的波 323 00:17:18,802 --> 00:17:20,132 去呀 324 00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:28,454 到你 325 00:17:29,123 --> 00:17:30,573 摸她的屁股 326 00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,181 去啊 327 00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:40,514 来福，到你啦 328 00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:42,061 插她 329 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,590 小的不敢 330 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,022 我给你胆子 331 00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:46,389 不敢不敢 332 00:17:46,694 --> 00:17:47,774 没屌用 333 00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:50,418 我的屌早就没用了 334 00:17:51,059 --> 00:17:52,219 看我的 335 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:04,579 要是有人想直捣黄龙，探你的桃花洞的话 336 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,850 狗头铡就会铡他个粉碎 337 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,008 只要你把这件儿宝甲穿上 338 00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:11,536 爹就放心让你读书 339 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,433 关关雎洲，在河之州 340 00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:25,782 关关雎洲，在河之州 341 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,850 窈窕淑女，君子好述 342 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:34,557 窈窕淑女，君子好述 343 00:18:39,013 --> 00:18:40,923 老师……不关我的事 344 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,533 还说不关你事 345 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,280 你推荐来的西门柔已经到了 346 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,860 我是西门柔，大家好 347 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,770 老师给我一次机会吧 348 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:01,170 老师，还给我吧，很贵的 349 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,050 这本辞典，不懂时可查看 350 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:07,590 这是磨墨的 351 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,600 你们平时放学后有什么消遣 352 00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:11,655 吟诗作对、弹琴练剑 353 00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:12,951 练剑 354 00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,609 是呀，天天都比赛 355 00:19:15,749 --> 00:19:17,109 现在还在后山比呢 356 00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:18,164 要不要看看 357 00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:18,715 好啊 358 00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:19,628 走 359 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,690 加油啊 360 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:31,023 他们有什么了不起的，全都不是我的对手 361 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,109 给钱，全不是我杨巨长的对手 362 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:46,880 还有谁来 363 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,260 我来 364 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,180 你？哼屌下败将 365 00:19:52,646 --> 00:19:53,556 我告诉你 366 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,260 我憋了几个月才来 367 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,680 我不信赢不了你 368 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,982 试试看哼 369 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,610 行不行啊你这么久 370 00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:08,066 担心你自己吧 371 00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:09,686 加油… 372 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:13,057 加油… 373 00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:17,502 脚都湿啦 374 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:24,387 这都像撒尿，想跟我斗，除非你是童子身 375 00:20:25,428 --> 00:20:27,008 那个新生像个小孩子 376 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,510 一定是童子身 377 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,281 好，过去耍耍他 378 00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:34,232 你是不是童子身 379 00:20:34,688 --> 00:20:35,770 是不是 380 00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:37,572 我们是不是兄弟 381 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,850 是，是 382 00:20:38,879 --> 00:20:40,499 是兄弟就帮帮我吧 383 00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:42,814 就帮一次 384 00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:43,955 玩玩？ 385 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,310 不玩，不玩了 386 00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,504 我都说不玩了 387 00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:51,433 别逼他了他不玩儿 388 00:20:51,477 --> 00:20:52,607 关你什么事？ 389 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,250 这次真的是关我屌事 390 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,830 你怎么样？ 391 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:05,085 我没事，不过我的小弟弟疼的要命 392 00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,761 快扶我回去擦点止痛药吧 393 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:07,738 好吧 394 00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:11,904 痛死我了，找到没有，快点 395 00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:13,257 我在找，你别吵 396 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,599 疼死我了，找到没有 397 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,935 找这么久，你找到没有？ 398 00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:21,212 咦真难看 399 00:21:22,554 --> 00:21:24,544 我难看，你不也有吗？ 400 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,650 你很舒服吗？ 401 00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:07,390 原来她是女扮男装 402 00:24:36,687 --> 00:24:38,347 哇这也行？ 403 00:24:41,702 --> 00:24:45,122 真厉害呀，难怪全都受了伤 404 00:24:45,314 --> 00:24:47,774 这东西太厉害了划不来 405 00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:51,390 而且窃玉偷香非君子所为 406 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,640 自己解决算了 407 00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:15,241 喂你干什么？ 408 00:25:15,484 --> 00:25:18,434 给夹住了... 409 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,285 花道的下体伤得很重呀 410 00:25:23,325 --> 00:25:26,436 老师啊他会不会变成太监怎么办呢 411 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,318 他虽然自作自受 412 00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:31,225 你女扮男装读书也不对 413 00:25:32,493 --> 00:25:34,953 这样啦，你负责带他去求医 414 00:25:34,978 --> 00:25:35,968 有医生能治好他吗？ 415 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,649 九宫山极乐观有一位极乐道人 416 00:25:38,696 --> 00:25:41,570 懂得采阴补阳，一切邪门之法都懂 417 00:25:42,002 --> 00:25:44,531 你快带他去他收费很贵 418 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,613 没关系，再贵我也给 419 00:25:45,784 --> 00:25:47,307 你带他去吧 420 00:25:48,056 --> 00:25:49,216 他只剩下那么一点点 421 00:25:49,392 --> 00:25:51,427 小心被鸟吃了 422 00:25:51,507 --> 00:25:54,029 那边有很多小鸟呀 423 00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:56,670 轿夫，还要多远呀？ 424 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,460 翻过这个山头就到了 425 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,608 你再忍半天吧，很快就到了 426 00:26:00,764 --> 00:26:03,884 我的命根子被你的护甲铡的像个菜花一样 427 00:26:04,161 --> 00:26:05,935 我的终身幸福让你给毁了 428 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,390 谁叫你好色呀 429 00:26:07,455 --> 00:26:09,315 喂喂等等我 430 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,762 喂等等我 431 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,468 痛死我了 432 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,160 大夫，怎么样呀？ 433 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:34,199 你的小弟弟一根变二十几根，救回来也没用啊 434 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,152 再把烂肉割掉 435 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,540 就算要娶猫做老婆 436 00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:37,909 也会嫌你小啊 437 00:26:38,025 --> 00:26:39,034 啊那怎么办？ 438 00:26:39,059 --> 00:26:40,099 你不用怕 439 00:26:40,774 --> 00:26:42,724 现在有三个办法 440 00:26:42,919 --> 00:26:45,499 第一就是把他切掉做太监 441 00:26:45,585 --> 00:26:46,628 或者做男妓 442 00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:48,961 被男人玩儿，还可以赚钱呐 443 00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:50,140 那可不行 444 00:26:50,378 --> 00:26:52,618 没问题，还有第二个方法 445 00:26:52,859 --> 00:26:55,769 就是干脆挖深一点做女人 446 00:26:55,808 --> 00:26:57,098 到时候有男人疼你啦 447 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:58,678 做女人要生孩子，不行 448 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,762 那就第三个办法换一根屌 449 00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:03,422 谁肯跟他换呀？ 450 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:04,820 我告诉你 451 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:09,560 十年前我师兄肥郑就给未央生换过一根马屌 452 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,249 效果非常好啊 453 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,735 不管是黄花闺女还是淫娃荡妇 454 00:27:14,764 --> 00:27:18,436 都向他投怀送抱享尽人间艳福 455 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:19,750 真教人羡慕 456 00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:23,510 可惜马屌终归是马屌，干的多同样会精尽人亡 457 00:27:23,681 --> 00:27:26,250 所以我绞尽脑汁苦思三年 458 00:27:26,350 --> 00:27:27,380 终于让我想通了 459 00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:29,714 成功发明了机关屌 460 00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:32,480 机关屌是什么东西呀？ 461 00:27:34,690 --> 00:27:38,350 告诉你啊，这个机关屌很了不起 462 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:41,360 它有三十六种机关，可以伸长 463 00:27:41,444 --> 00:27:42,434 缩短 464 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:45,020 再伸长，开叉 465 00:27:45,283 --> 00:27:46,523 旋转 466 00:27:46,870 --> 00:27:48,080 会转的 467 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,450 喷水 468 00:27:51,330 --> 00:27:54,370 喷烟 469 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,130 其它我都明白 470 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:00,250 就是不明白喷烟有什么用啊 471 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:05,210 喷烟可以增加诗情画意，还有神秘感 472 00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:07,041 那有没有感觉呢 473 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,064 这就要看我的手工了 474 00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:11,220 不然你自己粘上去就可以了 475 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:12,482 那要多少钱 476 00:28:12,897 --> 00:28:13,650 五千两 477 00:28:13,878 --> 00:28:15,838 五千两？你以为是真屌啊？ 478 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:16,872 假屌不用钱？ 479 00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:18,008 假的也要钱的嘛 480 00:28:18,047 --> 00:28:18,464 太贵了 481 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:20,356 这玩意儿有三十六中机关啊 482 00:28:20,403 --> 00:28:21,868 -不容易找的 -便宜点儿 483 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,404 你们别吵啦 484 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:25,209 我替他付五千两是吧？ 485 00:28:25,465 --> 00:28:26,355 你？ 486 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:30,619 小兄弟，够爽快 487 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,570 我大减价送你撮屌毛 488 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,040 你留着当牙刷吧 489 00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:34,873 不要省了 490 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,040 请你出去 491 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,240 不请我也出去 492 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,500 喂你在外面等我 493 00:28:44,176 --> 00:28:48,386 喂快动手啊，钱都已经收了，还不快点开工，快点 494 00:28:52,217 --> 00:28:54,261 一本书不用那么恭敬吧 495 00:28:54,705 --> 00:28:57,532 你真是见识少，这本是玉女心经 496 00:28:57,628 --> 00:28:58,838 是合天地之灵气 497 00:28:58,891 --> 00:29:02,244 除了一切医学，阴阳之道之外 498 00:29:02,346 --> 00:29:05,357 最后一章有一种采阴采阳之术 499 00:29:05,485 --> 00:29:07,122 练成之后可以幻化男女 500 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,452 任意采补男性元阳和女性元阴 501 00:29:10,554 --> 00:29:13,928 还可以延年百岁呀 502 00:29:14,330 --> 00:29:16,040 那么厉害你怎么不练呐？ 503 00:29:16,566 --> 00:29:18,011 我这幅尊荣 504 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:21,420 变成女人人家会说我貌丑啊 505 00:29:21,521 --> 00:29:23,354 幸亏你有自知之明开工吧 506 00:29:23,403 --> 00:29:24,973 你这么多话，叫你说不出话 507 00:29:28,243 --> 00:29:30,233 疼死我啦… 508 00:29:54,285 --> 00:29:55,275 来者何人？ 509 00:29:55,444 --> 00:29:56,304 幻姬求见道长 510 00:29:56,581 --> 00:29:59,251 原来是幻姬女施主，请到精舍稍候 511 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,620 请 512 00:30:13,324 --> 00:30:14,524 这双眼睛 513 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,686 怎么会那么吸引我呢？ 514 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,800 我有一种感觉 515 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:24,150 这双眼睛好像跟我有千丝万缕的关系 516 00:30:39,508 --> 00:30:42,218 喂道长，怎么我还是没反应呀？ 517 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:45,406 快有了，我把这儿缝好了就有啦 518 00:30:46,313 --> 00:30:47,553 对不起呀 519 00:30:48,243 --> 00:30:49,234 不关我的事呀 520 00:30:49,259 --> 00:30:50,340 我知道 521 00:31:00,873 --> 00:31:03,756 道长，我有反应，有反应了 522 00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:09,350 不好了，道长，我停不下来 523 00:31:09,610 --> 00:31:11,070 我停不下来啦 524 00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:13,736 道长，你怎么样？ 525 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:15,820 很厉害呀 526 00:31:16,058 --> 00:31:18,150 我的牙都给你打掉了 527 00:31:18,198 --> 00:31:19,988 道长，我就是幻姬 528 00:31:20,577 --> 00:31:23,124 幻姬姑娘，你的信我看过了 529 00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:24,830 我知道你的来意 530 00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:26,809 那么请道长为小女子施术吧 531 00:31:27,130 --> 00:31:28,620 道长，行了没有？ 532 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,830 这么多话 533 00:31:30,574 --> 00:31:31,364 把他抬进去 534 00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:32,301 是 535 00:31:34,010 --> 00:31:34,881 道长，我控制不了 536 00:31:34,965 --> 00:31:37,677 快帮我把他弄停呀道长帮帮忙 537 00:31:40,564 --> 00:31:42,810 女施主，你要我帮你改容易貌 538 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,640 莫非相貌奇丑？ 539 00:31:44,999 --> 00:31:47,850 非也，我有迫不得已的苦衷 540 00:31:48,070 --> 00:31:49,400 你有什么苦衷呀？ 541 00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:51,060 道长不必过问 542 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,030 只要道长帮小女子改容易貌 543 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,190 我的身体就属于道长您的了 544 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,630 小兄弟 545 00:32:16,756 --> 00:32:19,666 麻烦你通传一声，铁中棠求见极乐道人 546 00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:22,560 我并非极乐观的人 547 00:32:22,868 --> 00:32:24,680 有没有看见什么人进去了？ 548 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,970 我看到刚才有个女人进去了 549 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,560 大功告成，只有我才有这个能耐 550 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:38,508 幻姬姑娘，从现在开始 551 00:32:38,563 --> 00:32:39,570 除了我之外 552 00:32:39,719 --> 00:32:42,198 天下再没有人知道你本来的面貌了 553 00:32:42,292 --> 00:32:43,042 谢谢道长 554 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,370 是你报答我的时候了，你看 555 00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:49,143 这张椅子型如蝎子，有什么用呢？ 556 00:32:49,198 --> 00:32:52,463 这张叫做极乐椅，只要把女人放在上面 557 00:32:53,356 --> 00:32:56,599 可以任意玩乐，玩什么花式都可以 558 00:32:56,830 --> 00:32:58,340 贱妾愿意服侍道长 559 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:00,651 不过贱妾还有个小小的请求 560 00:33:00,863 --> 00:33:02,174 哦你说吧 561 00:33:02,786 --> 00:33:05,906 我知道道长有本不传之秘玉女心经 562 00:33:06,263 --> 00:33:08,723 我想开开眼界 563 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:09,980 有什么好看的 564 00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:13,230 道长，让我看看吧 565 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:16,730 我会好好服侍你的，要不要试一试呢？ 566 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:18,089 这不太方便吧 567 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,070 你不是很想得到我的身体吗？ 568 00:33:21,370 --> 00:33:25,080 让我们一起到极乐世界去吧 569 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:30,080 你看一会儿好啦 570 00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:32,057 放心吧道长 571 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:37,260 小女子只是借图一练，很快就会归还的 572 00:33:41,284 --> 00:33:42,444 糟了，雷电交加 573 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,800 他又出来作恶了 574 00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:43,664 我们来晚一步 575 00:34:44,236 --> 00:34:46,346 极乐道人被他吸尽元阳而死 576 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:47,990 你说的他是谁呀？ 577 00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:49,660 是妖道幻姬 578 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,490 救命啊 579 00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:53,008 -你又搞什么鬼呀？ -阿柔 580 00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:54,737 快过来帮我把它弄停啊 581 00:34:54,999 --> 00:34:56,647 -怎么弄啊 -快点儿 582 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,040 快把它弄停呀 583 00:34:58,175 --> 00:34:59,965 不然就糟了，快点呀 584 00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:06,430 弄的我晕头转向的，快扶着我 585 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,590 这是什么？ 586 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:09,151 是玉女心经呀 587 00:35:09,252 --> 00:35:10,452 一定是幻姬留下 588 00:35:10,751 --> 00:35:11,453 没了一半的 589 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:13,055 这是宝物，快藏起来 590 00:35:13,701 --> 00:35:15,701 别让人看见 591 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:19,879 极乐道人他怎么 592 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:24,530 原来幻姬来找极乐道人帮他易容 593 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,950 现在不知道变成什么样子 594 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,360 要抓他更加难上加难了 595 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:30,410 是呀 596 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,280 刚才我听到他们在这干得可厉害了 597 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,442 幻姬是女妖道，修练采阴补阳之法 598 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,290 专采男人元阳 599 00:35:38,307 --> 00:35:40,337 已经被他害死了好几百人 600 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:41,907 被他害死的人 601 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:43,920 全身精元都被他吸干 602 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:45,760 他是靠吸取别人的精元 603 00:35:45,903 --> 00:35:47,483 来增加自己的妖术 604 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:50,090 我奉命追捕他，由北到南 605 00:35:50,299 --> 00:35:52,289 追了七个省，都被他跑掉 606 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,380 我知道他想得到极乐观的一本玉女心经 607 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,850 练采阴补阳之法 608 00:35:57,938 --> 00:36:00,058 当他的妖术练到最高境界 609 00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:03,530 变男变女随心所欲 610 00:36:03,624 --> 00:36:04,954 没这么可怕吧？ 611 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,700 那我们该怎样办？ 612 00:36:08,769 --> 00:36:11,139 我担心他得手后，妖术会更厉害 613 00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:14,171 那时候就有更多无辜的人受害 614 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,703 小兄弟 615 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,499 你刚才有没有看见他易容后的样子？ 616 00:36:18,692 --> 00:36:20,522 -没有 -我认得他的双眼 617 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,420 你们要是有幻姬的消息 618 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,620 就到本县的衙门通知我 619 00:36:24,890 --> 00:36:27,308 我猜他暂时还会在南方作恶 620 00:36:28,359 --> 00:36:30,399 我会留在本镇一段时间 621 00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:33,720 那好，一有消息我就通知你，大哥 622 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,350 叫我铁中棠 623 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,480 我走了 624 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,710 一个捕快，有什么了不起 625 00:36:42,772 --> 00:36:45,070 这才像个男人嘛，像你呀？ 626 00:36:46,359 --> 00:36:48,406 前面那部分肯定幻姬拿走了 627 00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:52,339 你可别小看它，就这一半也是宝呀 628 00:36:52,553 --> 00:36:54,003 将来一定用得着的 629 00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:57,135 好点儿没有？ 630 00:36:57,806 --> 00:36:59,127 好点了吧，走 631 00:36:59,272 --> 00:37:00,352 又想吃我豆腐 632 00:37:02,037 --> 00:37:03,867 你怎么摇摇晃晃的？ 633 00:37:03,970 --> 00:37:06,550 我的头还晕着呐，你别再来刺激我了 634 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,874 到我家养好伤再回书院吧 635 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,695 前面新娘子长得很漂亮 636 00:37:10,777 --> 00:37:12,637 是吗？真的快去看看 637 00:37:22,890 --> 00:37:24,350 福伯，谁成亲呢？ 638 00:37:24,570 --> 00:37:26,440 你大哥 639 00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:28,650 山下的李大傻交不起田租 640 00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:31,700 你爹要把他女儿小翠嫁给你傻大哥 641 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,530 回家看看吧 642 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:35,824 我们也去凑热闹 643 00:37:40,651 --> 00:37:43,641 操她奶奶的，新娘子到现在还没来 644 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,250 老爷，快到了 645 00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:50,840 新娘子到了… 646 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:55,130 落地开花，富贵荣华，连生贵子 647 00:37:56,864 --> 00:37:58,864 新娘子来了 648 00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:06,310 坐在中间那个就是你爹 649 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:07,258 挺威风的 650 00:38:07,336 --> 00:38:09,046 老爷，新娘子到了 651 00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:26,887 这位姑娘，蛮漂亮呀 652 00:38:26,947 --> 00:38:28,727 是呀… 653 00:38:29,194 --> 00:38:32,186 这么正点的妞儿，便宜了那个傻小子 654 00:38:49,602 --> 00:38:50,869 来吧，可以拜堂了 655 00:38:50,948 --> 00:38:52,808 放下，走开 656 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:53,940 爹 657 00:38:54,097 --> 00:38:55,927 爹，我回来了 658 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,240 你肯回来了 659 00:38:57,484 --> 00:38:58,934 这个是我同窗好友花道 660 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,660 伯父，你好你好我叫... 661 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:02,286 小子 662 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,269 看你这个样子可不太老实啊 663 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,084 老爷，还是先拜堂吧，过了吉时就不大好了 664 00:39:09,134 --> 00:39:10,174 说得对 665 00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:12,001 来，拜堂 666 00:39:12,026 --> 00:39:14,136 拜堂… 667 00:39:15,652 --> 00:39:17,682 老爷，不是你呀 668 00:39:18,453 --> 00:39:20,595 是少爷呀 669 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,963 你他妈走运了 670 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,370 喂小子 671 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,047 西门家开枝散叶 672 00:40:28,072 --> 00:40:30,782 儿孙满堂的责任全靠你了 673 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,380 快进洞房吧 674 00:40:33,467 --> 00:40:35,217 呃爹，我不会洞房 675 00:40:35,357 --> 00:40:37,323 你这个傻小子什么都不会 676 00:40:37,431 --> 00:40:38,674 要不要我替你洞房啊？ 677 00:40:38,742 --> 00:40:39,744 好呀… 678 00:40:39,842 --> 00:40:43,079 操！你以为爹不想吗？不过... 679 00:40:43,444 --> 00:40:45,184 进去吧 680 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,109 老爷 681 00:40:46,173 --> 00:40:48,333 还不睡觉去？赖着干什么？走 682 00:40:48,436 --> 00:40:49,636 好... 683 00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:04,660 老爷，是时候睡觉了 684 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,530 你回来干什么？想偷看吗？ 685 00:41:06,711 --> 00:41:08,331 -不是… -走 686 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,720 抓她的波 687 00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:21,381 脱她的衣服 688 00:41:22,283 --> 00:41:25,368 抓她的波抓她的波 689 00:41:25,415 --> 00:41:26,890 没用的东西 690 00:41:27,014 --> 00:41:30,270 开门开门呀开门 691 00:41:31,349 --> 00:41:32,240 什么事呀？爹 692 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,853 小子，你他妈忙了半天忙什么呢 693 00:41:35,316 --> 00:41:36,599 你剥她的衣服 694 00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:37,990 亲她的嘴，抓她的波 695 00:41:38,068 --> 00:41:39,323 然后就上马嘛 696 00:41:39,339 --> 00:41:40,476 上马?怎么上？ 697 00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:42,807 他妈的怎么教都不会呀 698 00:41:42,862 --> 00:41:45,777 把你撒尿的地方放进她撒尿的地方不就行吗？ 699 00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:51,580 小翠呀，你跟小龙慢慢来 700 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,835 去吧 701 00:41:54,082 --> 00:41:56,460 把你的东西拿出来，放进去 702 00:42:01,371 --> 00:42:02,816 怎么生了这么个蠢儿子 703 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,788 不要哎呀好疼啊 704 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:06,517 不要给他面子啦 705 00:42:06,848 --> 00:42:08,428 走开走开呀… 706 00:42:10,348 --> 00:42:12,262 别怕来来来 707 00:42:12,332 --> 00:42:14,527 不要你走开呀 708 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:16,841 我怎么生了这么笨的儿子 709 00:42:16,866 --> 00:42:18,017 你给我过来 710 00:42:18,110 --> 00:42:20,204 你知不知道你在干什么呀？ 711 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:21,820 洞房嘛 712 00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:22,816 洞房？ 713 00:42:22,861 --> 00:42:25,154 你拿着尿壶干什么？叫洞房？ 714 00:42:25,179 --> 00:42:25,905 是你教我的 715 00:42:25,913 --> 00:42:28,408 把我撒尿的地方放进她撒尿的地方 716 00:42:28,783 --> 00:42:29,993 气死我了 717 00:42:33,722 --> 00:42:35,462 有玩意儿也不会用 718 00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:42,630 小翠 719 00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:45,260 你没事吧？ 720 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,390 不用怕，小龙不疼你，公公疼你 721 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:04,450 不要不要 722 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:13,373 小翠，你应该属于我的 723 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,281 公公，小翠以后一定会被人说闲话 724 00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:20,850 人言可畏 725 00:44:20,952 --> 00:44:23,162 不如一死了之 726 00:44:23,615 --> 00:44:27,525 傻丫头，谁敢说你的闲话 727 00:44:27,877 --> 00:44:29,917 我要他全家的命 728 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:35,740 以后，白天你跟傻子做一对假夫妻 729 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:40,667 到了晚上，你才跟我做一对真龙凤 730 00:44:51,841 --> 00:44:54,301 老爷怎么还不出来 731 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:59,913 是呀，这几天他天天躲在房里 732 00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:01,679 没出来敲过锣 733 00:45:01,781 --> 00:45:03,414 该不会是生病了吧 734 00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:08,910 不会呀，他胃口好得很，连一头牛也吃的下 735 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,952 他十天没敲锣了 736 00:45:11,236 --> 00:45:12,855 才不信他呢 737 00:45:13,383 --> 00:45:15,293 一定有原因 738 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:20,620 老爷今天晚上在大娘房休息 739 00:45:24,298 --> 00:45:25,743 又没我的份儿了 740 00:45:28,346 --> 00:45:30,386 好，我看你搞什么鬼？ 741 00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,311 公公，使劲儿 742 00:47:50,553 --> 00:47:52,316 啊使劲儿 743 00:48:00,092 --> 00:48:03,560 老爷跟儿媳妇在做见不得人的事 744 00:48:03,918 --> 00:48:06,642 啊？不会吧 745 00:48:06,667 --> 00:48:08,364 我亲眼见到的 746 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:09,790 家丑不可外扬 747 00:48:10,010 --> 00:48:12,710 我们老爷性子刚强，劝他也没用 748 00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:15,790 我们先守秘密，等待时机再劝他吧 749 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,540 可惜真可惜 750 00:50:26,363 --> 00:50:28,007 干什么？ 751 00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:29,353 老爷 752 00:50:29,564 --> 00:50:32,854 她死得那么恐怖，我看应该报官吧？ 753 00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:35,206 报官有个屁用？这个镇我就是官 754 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:38,940 爹，二娘死的很可疑 755 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,745 公公，昨天晚上我看见二娘手里拿了包东西 756 00:50:43,847 --> 00:50:45,837 跟两个男人出去了 757 00:50:46,076 --> 00:50:49,123 我见他们鬼鬼祟祟的，不知道上哪儿去了 758 00:50:49,223 --> 00:50:51,169 哦真有这样的事？ 759 00:50:51,475 --> 00:50:53,681 来福，看看二娘的首饰还在不在 760 00:50:53,712 --> 00:50:54,216 是 761 00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:55,620 你真机警啊 762 00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:57,672 老爷，什么都没有了 763 00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,932 事情就这么简单 764 00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:02,455 这个臭娘们偷汉子 765 00:51:02,562 --> 00:51:04,222 然后跟人家私奔 766 00:51:04,581 --> 00:51:07,871 谁知道人家要钱不要人就杀了她 767 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:11,310 可是二娘全身赤裸，而且一身都是血呀 768 00:51:11,926 --> 00:51:15,206 肯定是那两个家伙分赃不匀或是嫌钱少 769 00:51:15,231 --> 00:51:16,980 所以叫几个兄弟们将她轮奸 770 00:51:17,429 --> 00:51:18,740 一个接一个 771 00:51:19,568 --> 00:51:24,028 你看看她，全身有洞的地方裂开了还流着血 772 00:51:24,204 --> 00:51:26,610 简直就像被二十几个人轮奸似的 773 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,780 老爷，现在怎么办呢？ 774 00:51:28,994 --> 00:51:30,484 家丑不可外传 775 00:51:30,830 --> 00:51:33,756 来福，随便找个地方把她埋了算了 776 00:51:34,122 --> 00:51:36,818 爹，我看事情没那么简单 777 00:51:37,656 --> 00:51:39,127 我一定要查清楚 778 00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:41,973 看谁吃了豹子胆敢勾引我老婆 779 00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:43,330 这件事你别管了 780 00:51:43,983 --> 00:51:45,933 小翠，以后小心一点 781 00:51:46,037 --> 00:51:48,577 不如我们先回房去吧？ 782 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,140 真的？ 783 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:03,295 难怪爹老帮着她 784 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,286 -喂，什么事啊？ -多事呀 785 00:52:05,651 --> 00:52:07,311 晚上我们去验尸 786 00:52:14,437 --> 00:52:17,001 她的死法好像玉女心经上写的一样 787 00:52:18,054 --> 00:52:19,869 采补元阴，吸星大法 788 00:52:20,344 --> 00:52:23,174 御女至将泄未泄之时，十阳齐出 789 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:25,496 贯其体，吸其真阴 790 00:52:25,593 --> 00:52:28,923 功力倍增，幻化阴阳，随心所欲 791 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,680 十阳齐出，不可能吧 792 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,560 但是她全身好像被人强奸过似的 793 00:52:35,252 --> 00:52:36,792 真阴被采之女 794 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:39,360 腹内空无一物，无药可救 795 00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:42,860 把她肚子剖开看看 796 00:52:43,110 --> 00:52:44,480 你来吧 797 00:52:51,790 --> 00:52:53,370 请别见怪啊 798 00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,310 里边真的什么也没有 799 00:52:57,363 --> 00:52:58,960 肠子胃呀肾呀什么都没有 800 00:52:59,004 --> 00:53:00,664 连子宫都没有 801 00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:02,590 难道是幻姬干的？ 802 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,630 错不了，只有他懂采阴补阳 803 00:53:05,970 --> 00:53:07,080 那现在怎么办呢？ 804 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,210 我也没办法 805 00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:11,260 花道，你去找铁捕头 806 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,260 铁中棠 807 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,100 只有他对付得了幻姬 808 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,510 我怀疑幻姬就在我们家里 809 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:17,972 喂你怀疑 810 00:53:18,105 --> 00:53:19,435 我觉得小翠很可疑 811 00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:21,770 千万别让她知道我们来过 812 00:53:21,929 --> 00:53:22,419 好 813 00:53:22,444 --> 00:53:22,894 去 814 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,490 替你干活，你还要打人 815 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:28,400 我们回去 816 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,065 关门轻一点 817 00:53:33,594 --> 00:53:34,523 小心点儿 818 00:53:34,564 --> 00:53:36,457 千万别让她知道我们去过那儿 819 00:53:36,553 --> 00:53:37,293 记住 820 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,220 这么晚上哪儿去呀 821 00:53:39,535 --> 00:53:41,145 我们去柴房抓老鼠 822 00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:44,688 是吗？柴房是石地也有老鼠啊？ 823 00:53:44,724 --> 00:53:45,282 是啊 824 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,680 你们有没有追到街上 825 00:53:46,705 --> 00:53:48,049 没有，捉完了 826 00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:50,310 我们休息了，走了 827 00:54:08,702 --> 00:54:10,609 给我，让我玩玩 828 00:54:10,688 --> 00:54:11,879 高一点，高一点 829 00:54:13,323 --> 00:54:14,816 真奇怪 830 00:54:14,866 --> 00:54:17,396 小翠看来好像个不通世务的小女孩 831 00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:20,710 怎么会跟爹做出乱伦的行为呢？ 832 00:54:21,042 --> 00:54:24,065 二娘又怎会死呢？难道不是她干的 833 00:54:24,613 --> 00:54:27,297 啊... 834 00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:34,170 相公 835 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,770 大哥，他怎么会摔下去的？ 836 00:54:41,215 --> 00:54:42,669 我不知道 837 00:54:42,817 --> 00:54:45,407 他走到崖边，一不小心就摔下去 838 00:54:47,505 --> 00:54:48,357 相公 839 00:55:02,353 --> 00:55:03,704 真是家门不幸 840 00:55:04,191 --> 00:55:06,221 九代单传这么一个儿子 841 00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:07,870 出了这样的意外 842 00:55:08,378 --> 00:55:11,792 小龙，你放心吧，我会照顾小翠的 843 00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:14,420 为了给我们西门家留后 844 00:55:14,766 --> 00:55:16,426 为补偿小翠的痛楚 845 00:55:16,816 --> 00:55:18,206 我西门坚现在宣布 846 00:55:18,310 --> 00:55:20,628 纳小翠为第五房妾 847 00:55:21,475 --> 00:55:23,390 公公娶儿媳妇，真是笑话 848 00:55:23,512 --> 00:55:24,382 这是乱伦 849 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:25,958 管他什么伦 850 00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:28,511 都是人编出来的这个镇我说了算 851 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,726 大哥尸骨未寒，你就纳小翠为妾 852 00:55:30,751 --> 00:55:31,991 大哥死也不瞑目 853 00:55:32,275 --> 00:55:32,958 操 854 00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:36,768 谁说不闭目？你来看看瞑不瞑目？ 855 00:55:37,106 --> 00:55:38,016 啊！ 856 00:55:39,631 --> 00:55:40,541 臭小子 857 00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:43,136 或者我没捞着什么好处，死了还要吓你爹呀 858 00:55:43,642 --> 00:55:45,689 你非要这么做我就走，永远不回来 859 00:55:45,737 --> 00:55:47,558 你说什么？住嘴 860 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,159 你们他妈再张嘴 861 00:55:49,238 --> 00:55:50,493 我就都饶不了你们 862 00:55:50,518 --> 00:55:51,266 不许偷 863 00:55:52,089 --> 00:55:53,169 铁捕头 864 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:55,101 喂哼 865 00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:57,180 你是什么人？ 866 00:55:57,390 --> 00:55:59,050 刑部一级捕快铁中棠 867 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,556 来干什么？ 868 00:56:00,682 --> 00:56:03,342 我奉命来追捕采阴补阳的妖道幻姬 869 00:56:03,657 --> 00:56:05,817 我怀疑他就在本镇 870 00:56:06,249 --> 00:56:08,310 幻姬？他是什么人呐？ 871 00:56:08,968 --> 00:56:11,298 他得到一本叫玉女心经的邪门秘笠 872 00:56:11,582 --> 00:56:13,442 采阴补阳的功力极高 873 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,648 专门吸取女性元阴来加强功力 874 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,186 已经有不少人遭到他的毒手 875 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,734 他会在附近继续作恶 876 00:56:21,963 --> 00:56:25,383 我怀疑你二娘就是被幻姬害死的 877 00:56:25,790 --> 00:56:27,710 既然这样，还不他妈抓他？ 878 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,770 我怀疑你们新加入的成员 879 00:56:31,259 --> 00:56:32,709 就是幻姬的化身 880 00:56:33,248 --> 00:56:34,246 哦？ 881 00:56:34,890 --> 00:56:35,920 谁呀？ 882 00:56:36,117 --> 00:56:37,190 你说，谁？ 883 00:56:37,970 --> 00:56:40,430 谁呀？是说呀？ 884 00:56:40,562 --> 00:56:41,389 就是她 885 00:56:42,230 --> 00:56:44,605 混帐！她手无搏鸡之力 886 00:56:44,817 --> 00:56:45,807 会是凶手吗？ 887 00:56:46,110 --> 00:56:49,013 天下最毒的蛇都是五彩斑斓，非常吸引 888 00:56:49,959 --> 00:56:51,409 可是当你被它咬一口之后 889 00:56:51,490 --> 00:56:52,841 就知道它有多毒 890 00:56:53,218 --> 00:56:54,497 到时候就太晚了 891 00:56:54,596 --> 00:56:56,330 操！不知道你说什么 892 00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:59,565 小翠现在是我老婆，你碰她一根毫毛 893 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:00,570 我就要你的命！ 894 00:57:00,830 --> 00:57:01,990 真是冥顽不灵 895 00:57:02,290 --> 00:57:04,780 这个镇上，我随时可以调动上千人 896 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,080 就算你再能打，也跑不了 897 00:57:07,263 --> 00:57:08,344 你想不想试试？ 898 00:57:08,630 --> 00:57:10,240 我今天来不是要跟你打架 899 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:13,403 当我有足够证据的时候，我会再来找你 900 00:57:15,030 --> 00:57:16,425 你自己好自为之吧 901 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,141 小兄弟，离开这里会安全一点儿 902 00:57:19,398 --> 00:57:20,888 铁捕头，我跟你走 903 00:57:21,430 --> 00:57:23,770 死丫头，你竟敢不听我的话 904 00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:25,970 你跟他走，以后就别回来 905 00:57:26,270 --> 00:57:27,510 有没有吓着你呀 906 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:30,637 放心，有我在这儿，谁也不用怕 907 00:58:21,701 --> 00:58:23,716 小翠是你爹强娶的穷家女 908 00:58:24,164 --> 00:58:25,530 既然大家都觉得她可疑 909 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,440 就到她家里质问她父母 910 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:29,000 说不定会有线索 911 00:58:31,821 --> 00:58:33,496 这儿好像没有什么人气呀？ 912 00:58:48,887 --> 00:58:50,597 快拿药来 913 00:59:05,362 --> 00:59:06,822 小翠？ 914 00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:17,497 小心 915 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,916 啊，尸体呀 916 00:59:27,850 --> 00:59:30,807 三具干尸，看来已经死了好几个月了 917 00:59:31,377 --> 00:59:32,752 你是说小翠她… 918 00:59:32,876 --> 00:59:34,641 看来真正的小翠和她的父母 919 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,978 早已经不在人世了 920 00:59:37,492 --> 00:59:38,772 你家里那个小翠 921 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,402 是幻姬的化身 922 00:59:40,490 --> 00:59:42,065 他为了逃避我，躲到你家里 923 00:59:42,122 --> 00:59:43,362 修炼玉女心经 924 00:59:43,482 --> 00:59:44,632 那爹不是很危险吗？ 925 00:59:45,276 --> 00:59:46,251 马上回去 926 00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:48,724 怎么了 927 00:59:48,977 --> 00:59:50,717 铁捕头，外面有埋伏 928 01:00:13,270 --> 01:00:14,480 爹 929 01:00:17,022 --> 01:00:18,802 铁捕头，你怎么样 930 01:00:21,899 --> 01:00:23,519 死丫头，你帮外人 931 01:00:23,683 --> 01:00:26,263 爹，你疯了？杀官差罪名很大的 932 01:00:26,606 --> 01:00:29,226 你滚开呀，死了就干净了 933 01:00:30,850 --> 01:00:33,223 怎么说我也不走，你连我也杀了吧 934 01:00:33,428 --> 01:00:34,878 铁捕头，我们走 935 01:00:36,146 --> 01:00:37,100 老爷，追不追？ 936 01:00:37,763 --> 01:00:38,603 不用追了 937 01:00:39,130 --> 01:00:41,250 他中了娘子给我泡制的烈火箭 938 01:00:41,385 --> 01:00:43,545 半个时辰内没有女人跟他交合 939 01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:45,517 他就会爆阳而死 940 01:00:47,265 --> 01:00:47,973 老爷 941 01:00:47,998 --> 01:00:50,488 小姐跟他一起，怕不怕… 942 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:52,358 当然不怕啦 943 01:00:52,773 --> 01:00:55,023 我女儿有贞操宝甲护身 944 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,897 他能看，吃不着，死得更难受 945 01:00:59,237 --> 01:01:01,549 哦，是呀，哈哈哈 946 01:01:01,817 --> 01:01:03,685 好，我们回去了 947 01:01:03,919 --> 01:01:05,063 回去 948 01:01:10,082 --> 01:01:12,192 这儿有座庙，我们进去避一避 949 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,551 你怎么样？ 950 01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,673 我全身像要裂开一样 951 01:01:24,883 --> 01:01:26,543 我中的是毒箭 952 01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:29,699 毒箭？ 953 01:01:29,795 --> 01:01:31,285 爹从来不用毒箭的 954 01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,663 一定是幻姬教他用 955 01:01:34,007 --> 01:01:34,746 是幻姬？ 956 01:01:34,834 --> 01:01:37,373 那玉女心经可能有解毒的方法 957 01:01:39,078 --> 01:01:41,318 好热呀！好热！ 958 01:01:45,739 --> 01:01:46,649 有了 959 01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,383 烈火箭乃天下至淫至毒的毒箭 960 01:01:49,419 --> 01:01:51,419 中者全身发热，阳物涨大 961 01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,956 若是半个时辰之内 962 01:01:54,337 --> 01:01:56,780 无女性与之交合，阴阳调和 963 01:01:56,969 --> 01:02:00,151 中者必将全身爆裂，阳具爆血而死 964 01:02:03,597 --> 01:02:04,785 好阴毒 965 01:02:07,093 --> 01:02:08,980 我…我背你到妓院去 966 01:02:10,349 --> 01:02:11,679 来不及了 967 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,659 西门小兄弟，你快走 968 01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:16,782 算我铁中棠命该如此 969 01:02:18,394 --> 01:02:19,588 好难受 970 01:02:27,309 --> 01:02:29,021 其实我是个女儿家 971 01:02:29,901 --> 01:02:31,561 是我把你叫来 972 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,820 我不能眼看着你死 973 01:02:34,269 --> 01:02:36,809 我要是不救你，就没有人能救你了 974 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,514 可是我这是护甲，是打不开的 975 01:02:45,838 --> 01:02:47,868 我要借你的雁翔刀一用 976 01:02:48,226 --> 01:02:49,471 不行 977 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,576 小兄弟不小姐不行 978 01:02:52,890 --> 01:02:53,800 不行 979 01:04:48,288 --> 01:04:49,390 小翠…… 980 01:04:55,023 --> 01:04:56,734 小翠，出来呀 981 01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:58,840 相公回来啦 982 01:04:58,912 --> 01:05:01,902 那些王八蛋捕快全让我杀光了 983 01:05:02,350 --> 01:05:03,810 相公真是智勇双全 984 01:05:04,072 --> 01:05:06,062 快上来，我们喝杯酒庆贺庆贺 985 01:05:06,242 --> 01:05:07,442 好啊 986 01:05:12,915 --> 01:05:16,060 这是什么酒啊？又香又醇 987 01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:19,240 是波斯来的蚀骨销魂酒 988 01:05:19,450 --> 01:05:23,169 喝完之后劲头十足特别畅快 989 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:26,576 那可要多喝点了，用壶干吧 990 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,260 真是痛快 991 01:05:50,979 --> 01:05:53,491 果然有反应，真厉害 992 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,730 我们上床吧 993 01:06:06,306 --> 01:06:07,211 你来呀 994 01:06:07,959 --> 01:06:08,698 插我 995 01:06:08,826 --> 01:06:09,618 好 996 01:06:10,982 --> 01:06:12,248 我来啦 997 01:06:20,321 --> 01:06:22,729 喂别玩了快过来吧 998 01:06:22,805 --> 01:06:23,923 我就不过来 999 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:27,653 你看像把剑一样，不方便了嘛 1000 01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:30,013 我才不管呢 1001 01:06:30,457 --> 01:06:32,269 好你这是吊我胃口情 1002 01:06:32,332 --> 01:06:34,687 我可六亲不认，我要反脸了 1003 01:06:35,110 --> 01:06:36,176 反脸又怎么样 1004 01:06:37,899 --> 01:06:41,756 这种酒叫蚀骨销魂金枪不倒七日射血酒 1005 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:44,892 喝了之后会金枪不倒，不断交合 1006 01:06:44,939 --> 01:06:46,924 七天之后会射血而死 1007 01:06:47,068 --> 01:06:49,830 不过要是一柱香的时间都没有女人跟你交合 1008 01:06:50,402 --> 01:06:52,080 你就会阳裂而死 1009 01:06:52,340 --> 01:06:54,540 阳裂？就是屌断呐 1010 01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:57,116 这就是你贪淫好色的报应 1011 01:07:10,926 --> 01:07:12,442 三娘 1012 01:07:19,656 --> 01:07:21,116 就剩半截啦？ 1013 01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:34,715 我难受啊，我要女人 1014 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,282 我要女人 1015 01:07:39,301 --> 01:07:41,420 好痛呀 1016 01:07:42,550 --> 01:07:44,510 痛呀 1017 01:08:18,253 --> 01:08:19,779 原来你们在这 1018 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,325 怎么搞的？甩下我太不讲义气了 1019 01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:31,380 完了完了 1020 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,780 护甲都劈开了，什么都完了 1021 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:34,889 我们没什么的 1022 01:08:37,063 --> 01:08:39,764 小兄弟，阿柔已经是我的妻子 1023 01:08:40,405 --> 01:08:43,705 她舍身救我，我是绝对不会辜负她的 1024 01:08:44,570 --> 01:08:45,859 我来迟一步 1025 01:08:46,127 --> 01:08:48,058 被你捷足先登了，你有种 1026 01:08:50,518 --> 01:08:51,512 你别生气 1027 01:08:52,392 --> 01:08:53,942 这玉女心经我看过了 1028 01:08:54,341 --> 01:08:56,578 知道幻姬练的是采阴补阳之术 1029 01:08:57,110 --> 01:08:58,870 每到雷电交加之夜 1030 01:08:58,997 --> 01:09:00,320 就会淫兴大发 1031 01:09:00,696 --> 01:09:03,975 幻化男女双身吸取元阳元阴 1032 01:09:04,684 --> 01:09:06,336 到达极乐境界之时 1033 01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:08,717 也是最软弱的时候 1034 01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:10,693 我需要你合作 1035 01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:14,957 你和阿柔回到西门山庄 1036 01:09:15,137 --> 01:09:15,998 对付幻姬 1037 01:09:16,348 --> 01:09:18,558 老实说，你说的话我不相信 1038 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:20,825 我要你帮忙，你帮不帮啊？ 1039 01:09:22,030 --> 01:09:23,294 帮 1040 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:24,820 大个子 1041 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,070 你也要我帮忙吗？ 1042 01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:32,976 娘子，你回去凡是要小心 1043 01:09:33,031 --> 01:09:33,730 嗯 1044 01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:37,393 哼 1045 01:09:50,260 --> 01:09:53,350 夫人，夫人 1046 01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:54,827 什么事？ 1047 01:09:55,707 --> 01:09:59,167 夫人呐，小姐跟花道少爷回来了 1048 01:09:59,206 --> 01:10:00,060 真的？ 1049 01:10:02,325 --> 01:10:03,235 我爹他 1050 01:10:03,531 --> 01:10:04,651 你爹得了急病 1051 01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:07,010 三天前已经去世了 1052 01:10:08,266 --> 01:10:09,524 其他人呢？ 1053 01:10:09,835 --> 01:10:11,245 全部跑了 1054 01:10:11,443 --> 01:10:12,891 现在只剩下我一个人 1055 01:10:13,062 --> 01:10:14,516 没人为我作主 1056 01:10:15,697 --> 01:10:17,527 我和花道在这儿住几天 1057 01:10:17,669 --> 01:10:19,426 一切后事，就由他打点 1058 01:10:20,059 --> 01:10:21,488 谢谢花相公 1059 01:10:26,090 --> 01:10:30,630 以后西门家，只剩下我们俩个相依为命 1060 01:11:19,803 --> 01:11:21,593 喂不许偷看 1061 01:11:21,766 --> 01:11:25,126 没有啊，我脖子很酸，活动一下嘛 1062 01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:27,770 叫你把风，你干嘛看着我呀 1063 01:11:27,872 --> 01:11:29,204 外面鬼影也没有 1064 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,150 天天洗澡洗两个时辰你不累吗 1065 01:11:31,307 --> 01:11:33,217 我感觉今天晚上一定有事 1066 01:11:33,530 --> 01:11:34,875 闪电闪个不停的 1067 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,990 每次雷电交加就会有事发生 1068 01:11:37,124 --> 01:11:38,784 我才不信铁中棠的话呢 1069 01:11:39,252 --> 01:11:41,301 为了替爹报仇，我什么都愿意做 1070 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,420 别把气氛弄的那么悲壮 1071 01:11:43,445 --> 01:11:45,026 我都想撒尿了 1072 01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:48,040 那你先出去吧，你出去我才可以出来嘛 1073 01:11:48,590 --> 01:11:49,670 好吧 1074 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:14,860 花相公 1075 01:12:19,819 --> 01:12:23,519 你去撒尿还带着刀啊，难道怕别人强奸你？ 1076 01:12:23,597 --> 01:12:29,149 不不不是，我是怕狗，我小时候撒尿经常被狗咬 1077 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:34,028 你怎么这么晚了还不睡呢，是不是怕我？ 1078 01:12:34,053 --> 01:12:35,570 不是，当然不是了 1079 01:12:35,670 --> 01:12:38,040 我怎么会怕你呢？那么你怎么不睡觉？ 1080 01:12:40,067 --> 01:12:43,963 你看雷电交加，风又大，我好害怕呀 1081 01:12:45,449 --> 01:12:46,528 怕什么 1082 01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:49,013 你回房里，被子盖着头就不会怕了 1083 01:12:49,611 --> 01:12:51,723 我连回房间也害怕 1084 01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:54,702 老爷就死在我房间里 1085 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,460 他死的时候样子挺吓人的 1086 01:12:57,660 --> 01:13:01,561 俩眼突出来很害怕，不如你陪我回房间去 1087 01:13:01,915 --> 01:13:02,905 我回房间了 1088 01:13:04,867 --> 01:13:06,492 我真的很害怕 1089 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,210 你陪我回房间睡吧 1090 01:13:10,090 --> 01:13:10,950 陪你睡？ 1091 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:12,630 是呀 1092 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:14,870 你不怕我？ 1093 01:13:15,108 --> 01:13:18,290 不怕，你是正人君子，我怎么会怕你 1094 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:21,211 算你有眼光 1095 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,890 这么正点 1096 01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:30,409 你说她是男人变的，怎么说我也不信呐 1097 01:13:31,610 --> 01:13:32,759 那你答应了？ 1098 01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:33,545 啊，好 1099 01:13:35,548 --> 01:13:37,910 大丈夫，护花有责 1100 01:13:38,506 --> 01:13:40,320 在下恭敬不如从命 1101 01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:59,230 小翠你怎么了？怎么哭啦？ 1102 01:14:01,434 --> 01:14:03,697 我怕，我怕你看不起我 1103 01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:06,248 怎么会呢？ 1104 01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:07,349 你会的 1105 01:14:08,150 --> 01:14:10,010 因为我连嫁了两个男人 1106 01:14:10,270 --> 01:14:12,400 而且他们都死于非命 1107 01:14:13,142 --> 01:14:16,980 人家一定会说我是扫帚星，克夫命 1108 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,447 我两次嫁人都是被逼的 1109 01:14:22,330 --> 01:14:25,123 只要找到我喜欢的男人真心爱我一夜 1110 01:14:25,196 --> 01:14:26,396 我就为他死 1111 01:14:29,598 --> 01:14:31,322 你不要说这样的话 1112 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,290 花相公 1113 01:14:34,510 --> 01:14:38,137 如果我说，你是我喜欢的男人 1114 01:14:39,010 --> 01:14:42,457 你会不会觉得我很下贱呢？ 1115 01:14:42,651 --> 01:14:44,816 不会，怎么会呢？ 1116 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,186 你会不会爱我一夜呢 1117 01:14:47,769 --> 01:14:49,599 助人为快乐之本 1118 01:14:49,855 --> 01:14:52,689 陪你一夜，我绝对愿意 1119 01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:08,950 小弟弟，委屈你那么久 1120 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:11,990 今天晚上让你好好乐一乐，对得起你了吧 1121 01:15:13,483 --> 01:15:15,652 花相公，我好冷呀 1122 01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:17,699 不要紧，盖上被子 1123 01:15:21,466 --> 01:15:23,076 使劲儿 1124 01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:41,806 用力啊，用力 1125 01:15:47,438 --> 01:15:50,228 你怎么突然这么大的劲啊？ 1126 01:15:52,127 --> 01:15:55,147 为什么里边好像有东西要把我推出来一样 1127 01:15:55,847 --> 01:15:58,007 这个姿势不行啊 1128 01:15:58,872 --> 01:16:00,369 喂，你拿什么插我 1129 01:16:01,343 --> 01:16:04,348 疼啊… 救命啊 1130 01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,675 救命啊... 1131 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:10,670 放手，放手啊，救命啊 1132 01:16:11,076 --> 01:16:14,020 小弟弟，放烟雾啊，放烟雾 1133 01:16:20,099 --> 01:16:21,556 放手… 1134 01:16:28,787 --> 01:16:29,748 救命啊 1135 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:35,594 妖孽，受死 1136 01:16:44,010 --> 01:16:45,145 怎么样，没事吧？ 1137 01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:45,913 没事 1138 01:16:46,031 --> 01:16:46,930 怎么会这样？ 1139 01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:48,073 果然不出我所料 1140 01:16:48,310 --> 01:16:49,735 他吸进那么多元阴 1141 01:16:49,990 --> 01:16:51,450 现在还想吸你的元阳 1142 01:16:51,737 --> 01:16:53,548 好啊，你拿我做饵 1143 01:16:53,771 --> 01:16:55,943 只怪你好色之过，受不住迷惑 1144 01:16:56,213 --> 01:16:57,647 你最好找个地方躲起来 1145 01:16:57,980 --> 01:16:59,350 我去收拾他 1146 01:17:00,389 --> 01:17:01,974 喂，你去哪儿啊？ 1147 01:17:02,321 --> 01:17:03,691 我怎么办呐？ 1148 01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,897 铁中棠，怎么样，打赢没有？ 1149 01:17:52,082 --> 01:17:52,912 被他跑了 1150 01:17:52,937 --> 01:17:53,637 那怎么办呀？ 1151 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,493 你去看着阿柔，还有 1152 01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:06,030 想抓我，铁中棠，受死吧 1153 01:18:33,237 --> 01:18:35,107 淫人妻子那么开心 1154 01:18:35,236 --> 01:18:37,976 我这就去淫你最喜欢的女人 1155 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:41,990 玩乐完了回来我再淫你 1156 01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,124 你就慢慢的等着吧 1157 01:18:59,711 --> 01:19:03,541 这杯酒，你爹喝了以后就爆阳死了 1158 01:19:04,214 --> 01:19:05,613 现在该你喝了 1159 01:19:05,972 --> 01:19:08,912 你喝下去之后，会欲仙欲死 1160 01:19:09,893 --> 01:19:11,631 然后我和你交合 1161 01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:14,326 大家就会有极大的乐趣 1162 01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:16,508 到你高潮的时候 1163 01:19:16,705 --> 01:19:18,575 我就吸尽你的元阴 1164 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,873 让你在极乐中死去 1165 01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,390 有感觉了吧？ 1166 01:19:40,590 --> 01:19:43,130 你的脸开始发热，下面开始湿了 1167 01:20:26,438 --> 01:20:27,718 怎么样？ 1168 01:20:27,939 --> 01:20:29,349 我练成了玉女心经 1169 01:20:29,668 --> 01:20:31,631 就成为雌雄同体 1170 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:36,110 可以是最美的女人，也可以是最粗旷的男人 1171 01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:37,592 我的阳物 1172 01:20:37,822 --> 01:20:41,920 一会儿就会让你享受到欲仙欲死的极乐滋味 1173 01:20:44,226 --> 01:20:45,966 亲亲我的波 1174 01:21:06,430 --> 01:21:09,750 亲我亲我 1175 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:17,280 往下一点亲他 1176 01:21:31,381 --> 01:21:34,537 啊，不要呀，不要 1177 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,243 自从盘古开天僻地以来 1178 01:21:53,590 --> 01:21:54,952 就是靠这件阳物 1179 01:21:55,172 --> 01:21:57,842 为男女之间带来无数极乐的日子 1180 01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,277 你要极乐境界 1181 01:21:59,332 --> 01:22:02,746 就要好好的爱护它，亲近它 1182 01:22:03,587 --> 01:22:04,681 不要 1183 01:22:05,251 --> 01:22:07,057 天下妇人都是这样 1184 01:22:07,430 --> 01:22:09,054 开始的时候都说不要 1185 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:11,640 到后来，就只剩下一个好字 1186 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:18,590 很舒服 1187 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,210 很开心 1188 01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:21,948 原来男女交合 1189 01:22:22,178 --> 01:22:24,048 可以有这么大的快乐 1190 01:22:24,703 --> 01:22:27,220 可是在玉女心经里面有几页提到 1191 01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:28,640 采阴补阳 1192 01:22:28,817 --> 01:22:30,249 胜负生死 1193 01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:33,350 分别在于某一方先到达极乐境界 1194 01:22:33,610 --> 01:22:36,980 女方先到，元阴被男方摄去 1195 01:22:37,092 --> 01:22:40,422 男方先泄，元阳就尽归女方 1196 01:22:40,683 --> 01:22:43,325 我不可以先到，我要忍 1197 01:22:47,239 --> 01:22:49,637 你爹自命淫尽天下妻女 1198 01:22:49,949 --> 01:22:51,754 却无人敢淫他妻女 1199 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,710 现在他的妻女都被我淫尽了 1200 01:22:54,832 --> 01:22:56,412 真是天理循环 1201 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,760 这个女子的肌肤滑不留手 1202 01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:05,871 玉门紧凑 1203 01:23:06,035 --> 01:23:08,525 跟她交合简直是至高境界 1204 01:23:08,606 --> 01:23:10,204 我很想泄 1205 01:23:10,664 --> 01:23:13,994 可是我一定要守住元阳，元阳一泄 1206 01:23:14,104 --> 01:23:17,340 我采补女性元阴九十八人积来的功力 1207 01:23:17,405 --> 01:23:19,162 就会一朝丧尽 1208 01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,610 我要换蝉附翼的姿势 1209 01:24:06,713 --> 01:24:09,203 我的快感越来越强了 1210 01:24:09,284 --> 01:24:11,574 不行，我要反客为主 1211 01:24:11,733 --> 01:24:12,875 让他先泄 1212 01:24:13,136 --> 01:24:14,584 反摄他的元阳 1213 01:24:14,843 --> 01:24:17,683 不然我就会被他吸尽元阴而死 1214 01:24:17,948 --> 01:24:20,262 我要用观音坐莲这一招 1215 01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:39,228 我要赢，我要打败他为爹报仇 1216 01:24:47,451 --> 01:24:48,784 真舒服 1217 01:25:28,087 --> 01:25:29,617 我不能让她继续 1218 01:25:29,642 --> 01:25:30,801 我要泄了 1219 01:25:32,632 --> 01:25:34,183 好舒服呀 1220 01:25:34,258 --> 01:25:35,534 我要泄了 1221 01:25:36,773 --> 01:25:38,369 我要泄了 1222 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:53,692 你输了 1223 01:25:54,310 --> 01:25:56,470 你想不到我也学了玉女心经吧 1224 01:25:56,628 --> 01:25:58,245 你的元阳已经被我吸尽 1225 01:26:11,102 --> 01:26:14,457 嘿想不到你会死在铁中棠的雁翔刀之下吧 1226 01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:18,799 你没事吧 1227 01:26:46,110 --> 01:26:47,742 走吧，我们走啦 1228 01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,260 来 1229 01:26:55,648 --> 01:26:58,038 西门坚他不信因果 1230 01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,460 坚持行淫 1231 01:26:59,857 --> 01:27:01,387 结果妻子女儿 1232 01:27:01,552 --> 01:27:03,476 全部被幻姬所淫 1233 01:27:04,037 --> 01:27:06,360 只有西门柔宅心仁厚 1234 01:27:06,504 --> 01:27:07,714 虽然失身 1235 01:27:07,742 --> 01:27:09,448 但是逃出生天 1236 01:27:09,681 --> 01:27:13,511 因果之说，真是信不信由人 76146

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