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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,985 --> 00:00:15,071 来了 2 00:00:15,071 --> 00:00:18,187 告诉我 等下想上哪儿去？ 3 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:21,220 我也不知道 随便你 4 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:23,934 那我说上哪儿 就上哪儿喽？ 5 00:00:23,934 --> 00:00:25,915 你决定就好了嘛 干嘛问我 6 00:00:25,915 --> 00:00:27,271 死相 7 00:00:27,271 --> 00:00:29,113 等下我们去XX的餐馆里面去 8 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,955 就是他 9 00:00:30,955 --> 00:00:34,072 站住 快追 10 00:00:34,222 --> 00:00:35,786 别走 往哪跑 11 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,903 站住 12 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,478 那边 13 00:00:40,478 --> 00:00:42,147 快点 快点 14 00:00:42,147 --> 00:00:43,606 这边 这边 15 00:00:43,606 --> 00:00:46,723 站住 站住 16 00:00:50,905 --> 00:00:54,022 砍了他 17 00:00:58,934 --> 00:00:59,664 别跑 18 00:00:59,664 --> 00:01:00,811 快点 快点 19 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,904 跳 跳 跳 20 00:01:23,299 --> 00:01:25,280 不要动 21 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,397 砍死他 22 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:37,340 干嘛杀我未婚夫啊 23 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:40,156 他是你未婚夫？那我是谁啊 24 00:01:40,156 --> 00:01:41,199 老公啊 25 00:01:41,199 --> 00:01:43,806 对啦，开车 26 00:01:43,806 --> 00:01:46,412 美国海关已经在暗中调查他 27 00:01:46,412 --> 00:01:47,872 假如不杀他 28 00:01:47,872 --> 00:01:50,271 到时候你我都麻烦 29 00:01:50,271 --> 00:01:52,143 怎么？舍不得啊 30 00:02:39,556 --> 00:02:40,599 你听好啊 31 00:02:40,599 --> 00:02:42,580 今天教的课程是 孔夫子 32 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:43,205 你告诉我 33 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,186 他是中国最出名的什么家？ 34 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:46,299 今天不上行不行啊？ 35 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,133 当然不行啊 36 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,113 每天不用脑子会变成猪脑的 37 00:02:49,113 --> 00:02:50,678 快说什么家？ 38 00:02:50,678 --> 00:02:51,582 儒家 39 00:02:51,582 --> 00:02:53,180 不是 40 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,327 思想家 41 00:02:54,327 --> 00:02:55,996 也不是 42 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:57,455 总不会是考古学家吧？ 43 00:02:57,455 --> 00:02:58,707 当然不是啊 44 00:02:58,707 --> 00:03:00,375 应该也不是运动家 45 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:01,626 你去死吧你 46 00:03:01,626 --> 00:03:02,564 还跟我咬文嚼字 47 00:03:02,564 --> 00:03:04,095 一副老学究的样子 48 00:03:04,095 --> 00:03:07,211 连白痴都知道他是中国最有名的老人家 49 00:03:07,465 --> 00:03:08,925 干嘛 50 00:03:08,925 --> 00:03:10,073 这也算啊 51 00:03:10,073 --> 00:03:11,949 当然算啦 随你说好了 52 00:03:11,949 --> 00:03:14,138 罗汉果 我晚上不回来吃饭了 53 00:03:14,138 --> 00:03:15,286 为什么 54 00:03:15,286 --> 00:03:18,403 佳人有约啊 55 00:03:20,882 --> 00:03:23,871 罗汉果 要是玛丽苏西露西打电话来找我 56 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,053 就说我一早出去了 57 00:03:25,053 --> 00:03:26,408 知道了 说你出去了 58 00:03:26,408 --> 00:03:28,910 算了 干脆跟她们说我跟琳达出去吃饭 59 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:31,309 让她们死了心 60 00:03:31,309 --> 00:03:32,352 真厉害 61 00:03:32,352 --> 00:03:33,395 摆谱 62 00:03:33,395 --> 00:03:35,062 摆什么谱啊 63 00:03:35,062 --> 00:03:36,383 喂，阿丽呀 64 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,129 老地方见 不见不散 65 00:03:39,129 --> 00:03:41,527 对了，拜拜 66 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:43,300 一个个装模作样 67 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,417 他啊 68 00:03:47,471 --> 00:03:49,869 喂 69 00:03:49,869 --> 00:03:52,985 阿嫦啊，怎么想到打电话给我啊 70 00:03:53,831 --> 00:03:55,778 好挂住我啊，不会吧？ 71 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,759 你昨天才刚刚结婚的 72 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,427 还是我好啊 73 00:03:59,427 --> 00:04:00,992 真是谢谢你啊 74 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:02,659 什么？马上想见我啊 75 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,683 好啊 好啊 在哪啊？ 76 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:08,811 九龙塘 77 00:04:08,811 --> 00:04:11,105 好 我马上到 78 00:04:11,105 --> 00:04:14,025 什么 亲一个 79 00:04:14,025 --> 00:04:17,142 好 亲就亲 80 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:24,660 亲一个 好恶心啊 81 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,703 你们这群混蛋啊 82 00:04:25,703 --> 00:04:26,642 总自以为了不起 83 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,206 好啊 明天到离岛去玩 84 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:29,979 看谁本事大 85 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,404 我现大可是约了阿嫦啊 86 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,755 你们自已看着办好了 87 00:04:35,261 --> 00:04:38,378 我去找我的琳达 88 00:04:38,703 --> 00:04:41,820 我去约我的佳人了 89 00:04:42,144 --> 00:04:45,260 我呢 让我的佳人来约我 90 00:04:48,712 --> 00:04:51,829 我也去约佳人 91 00:05:01,747 --> 00:05:03,519 看什么看 老太婆还不走 92 00:05:03,519 --> 00:05:04,944 死老太婆 93 00:05:04,944 --> 00:05:06,508 老太婆也看不上你啊 94 00:05:06,508 --> 00:05:07,655 你也不撒泡尿照照镜子啊 95 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,793 缺德鬼 96 00:05:15,893 --> 00:05:18,708 小姐 可不可以交个朋友啊 97 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,550 这是一个自自由的国家 98 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,045 先说能不能上啊 99 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:24,338 看你要上哪啊？ 100 00:05:24,338 --> 00:05:25,694 DISCO 101 00:05:25,694 --> 00:05:27,467 太逊了 102 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:28,718 卡拉OK 103 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:29,864 你O不OK啊？ 104 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:31,533 你OK我就OK啊 105 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:33,723 梅艳芳 106 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:35,704 欲望野兽街 107 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:36,955 叶倩文 108 00:05:36,955 --> 00:05:38,415 秋来秋去 109 00:05:38,415 --> 00:05:39,945 林亿莲 110 00:05:39,945 --> 00:05:41,370 灰色 111 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:43,455 都老掉牙了 还灰色 112 00:05:43,455 --> 00:05:45,262 那彩色可以吧 113 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,034 你还有没有更新鲜的 114 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:48,172 你等等 115 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,082 你慢慢翻吧 林亿莲 116 00:05:53,082 --> 00:05:55,898 站住 117 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,818 你是什么啊才一首没记得你就翻脸 118 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:00,069 你能记得多少 119 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:01,181 我才懒得跟你翻脸 120 00:06:01,181 --> 00:06:02,571 我不赏脸行不行啊 121 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:03,927 干嘛家里没大人啊 122 00:06:03,927 --> 00:06:04,970 好算你狠 123 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,846 现在反过来 我问你答 124 00:06:06,846 --> 00:06:09,349 好啊 125 00:06:09,349 --> 00:06:10,912 周旋 126 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,477 我们在猜排行榜 127 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:14,040 你以为在考古 128 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,570 连周旋都不知道 129 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:17,238 白光 130 00:06:17,238 --> 00:06:18,177 我还月亮呢 131 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,846 这个也没听过？ 132 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,618 葛兰 133 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:22,553 叉烧包 134 00:06:22,764 --> 00:06:23,807 对对对叉烧包 135 00:06:23,807 --> 00:06:24,642 我叉你个小笼包 136 00:06:24,642 --> 00:06:26,310 神经病 137 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:29,427 没水准 138 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,045 你干什么？老太婆 139 00:06:32,045 --> 00:06:33,713 人家是小女孩嘛 140 00:06:33,713 --> 00:06:35,903 哪知道那几个人哪 141 00:06:35,903 --> 00:06:37,362 周旋是不是呀 142 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:40,479 明月千里寄相思啊 143 00:06:41,811 --> 00:06:42,994 好啦好啦 144 00:06:42,994 --> 00:06:43,723 拜托你快走吧 145 00:06:43,723 --> 00:06:45,183 我说过你不合我胃口 146 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:45,808 大家上路一点 147 00:06:45,808 --> 00:06:48,311 你回去自已相思吧 148 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:51,404 你走不走啊你不走那我走了 149 00:06:53,490 --> 00:06:55,054 为什么那么多人你不约 150 00:06:55,054 --> 00:06:56,513 偏偏要约我呢 151 00:06:56,513 --> 00:06:58,704 因为你明天放假有空啊 152 00:06:58,704 --> 00:07:00,476 这么说你是大慈大悲 153 00:07:00,476 --> 00:07:03,593 怕我独守空闺度日如年 154 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,689 其实因为我喜欢跟你一起 155 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:06,802 所以才约你 156 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,818 所谓何事啊? 157 00:07:08,818 --> 00:07:09,756 哪有会么事啊 158 00:07:09,756 --> 00:07:11,217 就一起游游泳 159 00:07:11,217 --> 00:07:13,614 BBQ 聊聊天 160 00:07:13,614 --> 00:07:16,325 如此而已啊 161 00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:17,577 长夜漫漫 162 00:07:17,577 --> 00:07:20,694 总不至于促膝长谈至天亮啊 163 00:07:21,122 --> 00:07:23,624 那你想做什么就做什么了 164 00:07:23,624 --> 00:07:26,405 穷途毕现真相大白啦 165 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:29,533 这司马昭之心 路人皆知 166 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,368 最惨的是啊 167 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:32,557 有些事你想做我可不想做啊 168 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:34,121 那怎么办呢 169 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,237 到时候 你想怎么样就怎么样 170 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,543 荒山野地的 171 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,107 呼救无门哪 172 00:07:41,107 --> 00:07:42,880 你们有五个大男人 173 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,756 我区区一个弱女子 174 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,390 我又能怎么样 175 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:49,449 他们每个人都会带女朋友 176 00:07:49,449 --> 00:07:51,012 那更危险 177 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,932 到时候每个人跃跃欲试的 178 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:57,049 我怎么才能出淤泥而不染呢 179 00:07:57,164 --> 00:07:58,207 别这样说 180 00:07:58,207 --> 00:08:00,675 我们不一定要学别人呢 181 00:08:00,675 --> 00:08:02,864 近朱者赤啊 182 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:05,993 淫声浪语四面楚歌 183 00:08:05,993 --> 00:08:08,392 你何以自持呢 184 00:08:08,392 --> 00:08:09,434 你放心 185 00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:12,040 我绝不会趁机占你便宜 186 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,709 但我不愿意 187 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:17,462 做事垂钓者徒有羡鱼情 188 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,548 那你就不要看 189 00:08:19,548 --> 00:08:21,217 你希望我同流合污了 190 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:22,155 不是 191 00:08:22,155 --> 00:08:23,510 你同流但不合污 192 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:24,761 好不好 193 00:08:24,761 --> 00:08:27,878 那又何苦呢 194 00:08:31,539 --> 00:08:33,277 你究竟想怎么样 195 00:08:33,277 --> 00:08:34,424 我哪想什么 196 00:08:34,424 --> 00:08:36,371 一直都是你想的 197 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:37,656 我只不过想约你明天 198 00:08:37,656 --> 00:08:39,325 跟我的朋友到大屿山渡个假 199 00:08:39,325 --> 00:08:41,098 你只要说你去还是不去 200 00:08:41,098 --> 00:08:42,765 行吗？ 201 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:45,477 去亦难不去也难啊 202 00:08:45,477 --> 00:08:48,293 真是千头万绪愁上心头啊 203 00:08:48,293 --> 00:08:49,752 算了就当我没说过 204 00:08:49,752 --> 00:08:52,869 你连考虑都免了 205 00:08:52,984 --> 00:08:53,923 多少钱？ 206 00:08:53,923 --> 00:08:55,382 你买这个干嘛？ 207 00:08:55,382 --> 00:08:57,155 书中自有颜如玉 208 00:08:57,155 --> 00:08:59,136 带本书去比带个人好 209 00:08:59,136 --> 00:09:00,909 起码它不会跟我啰啰嗦嗦的 210 00:09:00,909 --> 00:09:02,786 我高兴就翻出来看看 211 00:09:02,786 --> 00:09:04,767 不高兴我就把它收起来 212 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,331 只可惜这不是看的 213 00:09:06,331 --> 00:09:08,903 是听的 214 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:12,020 这个是教人说日语的卡带啊 215 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,533 那也省了 216 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:16,619 我到菜市场去买些菜带去 217 00:09:16,619 --> 00:09:17,448 拜拜 218 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,629 小姐 还带子 给 219 00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:29,746 好 220 00:09:37,264 --> 00:09:40,381 谢谢小姐不客气 221 00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:54,121 西门庆快上身 222 00:09:58,675 --> 00:10:03,877 潘金莲上她身 223 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:13,087 庆哥我们走吧 224 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,070 我叫莲妹 225 00:10:18,153 --> 00:10:19,508 只能喝一杯咖啡哦 226 00:10:19,508 --> 00:10:22,625 你说怎么样就怎么样嘛 227 00:10:25,368 --> 00:10:28,485 你千万不要被我潇洒外表给迷住了 228 00:10:29,226 --> 00:10:32,343 更不要因为我的甜言蜜语而陶醉 229 00:10:32,771 --> 00:10:35,483 人的外表只不过是镜花水月 230 00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:37,880 而内在的涵养才真是值得爱的 231 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,549 你有多少啊？ 232 00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:41,739 你说涵养啊 233 00:10:41,739 --> 00:10:43,268 我看徐志摩作品啊 234 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,658 什么东西啊 235 00:10:44,658 --> 00:10:45,910 诗呀 236 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:47,439 千万别背哦 237 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,289 我还特别为你写了一首诗 238 00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:52,235 老叔（Uncle） 239 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,424 还记不记得我们以前去划船啊？ 240 00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:57,240 是我阿姨带我去的 241 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,221 她老从家现在怎么样啊 242 00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:01,619 嫁人了还生了三个孩子 243 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,330 大部分时间在家看电视打麻将 244 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,728 真是十年人事几番新 245 00:11:06,728 --> 00:11:09,300 是二十年啦 246 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,046 不过有一件事情到现在一直没有变 247 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,163 那就是我阿姨依然比你小五岁 248 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:18,512 有的人是岁月催人老 249 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,430 有的人则是岁月停留不老 250 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:24,142 那不是人老心不老吗？ 251 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,540 你说话还真幽默 252 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:29,216 不是是率直 坦白 253 00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,511 想不到现在女孩子喜欢怀旧 254 00:11:31,511 --> 00:11:33,492 好在我能顺应潮流 255 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,098 还算赶得上时代 256 00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:37,558 也许有些女孩子是吧 257 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:39,956 不过我可不是哦 258 00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:42,042 我们明天去BBQ好不好 259 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,127 小心上火 Uncle我心领了 260 00:11:44,127 --> 00:11:46,803 不过倒觉得你陪我阿姨打麻将比较好哦 261 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:49,549 阿美那你跟我出来的目的是什么 262 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:50,800 好 跟我阿姨说 263 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,917 她做了明智的抉择啊 264 00:12:05,051 --> 00:12:06,406 不知道有没有车子啊 265 00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:07,970 喂喂喂 先生 266 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:11,087 对不起 不好意思 267 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:14,748 你是不是瞎子啊 268 00:12:14,748 --> 00:12:16,416 怪了 269 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,815 你怎么知道我是瞎子啊 270 00:12:18,815 --> 00:12:20,136 站这边太危险了 271 00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:22,360 来来来 跟我来 272 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,549 平常我上街都不是这样 273 00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:25,800 身边总有五个保镖 274 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,365 -十个佣人跟着 275 00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:29,242 我就是不喜欢这种生活 276 00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:31,119 所以啊我才偷偷跑出来 277 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:32,891 本来我还有枝盲人手杖的 278 00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:34,664 谁知道后来碰是抢劫的 279 00:12:34,664 --> 00:12:37,131 钱没了手杖也没了 280 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,869 你真可怜啊 281 00:12:38,869 --> 00:12:40,468 对哦 282 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,658 那你家里的人呢 283 00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:45,774 我不是说不要提我的家人吗 284 00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:49,285 我不想让人家发现我是李嘉诚的儿子 285 00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:52,564 李嘉诚的儿子？ 286 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,510 对不起哦 287 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:56,213 没关系 没关系 288 00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:58,194 先让我摸摸看 289 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,967 我不是很漂亮普通啦 290 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,322 我扶你过马路 291 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,261 我不需要了 292 00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:03,825 来来来我抓着你的手 293 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,942 一起过马路 294 00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:11,297 下个星期五就要动手术了 295 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:14,414 医生说我有99%的希望 296 00:13:15,155 --> 00:13:16,720 我希望在拿开纱布之后 297 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,430 第一个看见的就是你了 298 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,891 我想那是不可能的了 299 00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:23,810 因为下个星期我就要和我的先生去国外了 300 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:24,956 先生？ 301 00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:26,417 那是干什么用的 302 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:29,534 先生的意思 就是丈夫了 303 00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:31,109 可是你看不见 304 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:34,225 我先生 现在就站在你的后面了 305 00:13:36,531 --> 00:13:37,469 真对不起 306 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:38,721 我眼睛看不见 307 00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:40,076 不过我可以感觉得出来 308 00:13:40,076 --> 00:13:41,640 你先生又高又壮 309 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,756 祝福你们两个 310 00:13:45,568 --> 00:13:46,812 Sorry 311 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:53,179 伤脑筋不知道有没有车子 312 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:55,265 先生小心点 313 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,934 对不起先生你看不见啊？ 314 00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:59,019 我是个瞎子 315 00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:01,939 先生要不要紧啊？ 316 00:14:01,939 --> 00:14:02,564 没事 317 00:14:02,564 --> 00:14:05,275 我不看你哦我真的是瞎子 318 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:06,005 小姐 319 00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:08,600 让我摸摸你漂不漂亮 320 00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:11,948 死色狼 321 00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:13,095 装瞎子骗人哪 322 00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:16,212 这是给你的一个教训 323 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,247 死八婆连瞎子你都偷啊 324 00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:20,672 你有没有良知啊 325 00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:22,237 怎么样 326 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,694 你母亲的1 2 3 327 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,227 你女朋友呢 328 00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:36,313 飞啦 329 00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:37,564 你们也没有啊 330 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:38,502 问个屁呀 331 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,963 没有就没有嘛 332 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,206 又不会死人的 333 00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:01,813 鹧鸪菜快点啦 334 00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,546 你个死肥子 335 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,797 你害我撞车 你知不知道 336 00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:16,736 你有没有搞错 337 00:15:16,736 --> 00:15:17,987 我害你的 338 00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:19,308 没事你害我在那里摔跤 339 00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,350 现在车子也撞烂 340 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,393 人也受伤了 341 00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:24,139 拿两千来要不然我就K死你 342 00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,702 不要那么凶嘛老兄 343 00:15:25,702 --> 00:15:27,163 谁是你老兄啊 344 00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:28,310 王八蛋 345 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,248 你不赔是不是啊 346 00:15:29,248 --> 00:15:30,255 不赔是不是 347 00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:31,612 你讲讲理好不好 348 00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:32,550 还怎么说 349 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:33,175 你给不给钱 350 00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:34,530 给不给 351 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:35,365 去看看怎么了 352 00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:37,450 给不给 353 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:38,597 快拿来拿 354 00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:41,100 要不要我拿给你 355 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:41,935 你想死是不是 356 00:15:41,935 --> 00:15:42,664 连我的兄弟你也敢碰啊 357 00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:44,541 你没搞错啊你 358 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:45,792 找死 359 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,356 我戳扁了你 360 00:15:47,356 --> 00:15:50,171 走了快滚 361 00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,883 再戳 362 00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,238 我上面戳不了他 363 00:15:54,238 --> 00:15:55,280 打断你狗腿 364 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:55,906 我戳下面 365 00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:58,096 我就不信我戳不死他 366 00:15:58,096 --> 00:15:59,243 鹧鸪菜你没事吧 367 00:15:59,243 --> 00:15:59,938 没事没事 368 00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:00,912 没事就好了 369 00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:02,371 走了走了 370 00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:03,310 还不是靠我们兄弟赶跑的 371 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,838 走了 372 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,790 那边还有看看 373 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,598 里面有几个漂亮的妞 374 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,684 这一下我们赚死了 375 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,726 那我去约个看看 376 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,186 钓钓你个死人头啊 377 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,437 还是照以前的老方法 378 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,210 对呀 好好配合啊 379 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:24,326 不要拉着我 380 00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:29,331 不要拉着我让我死吧 381 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:31,533 我这里是做生意的 382 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,930 各位你们不要这样子嘛 383 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,703 老板啊 他都要自杀啦 384 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,954 你太不顾人情啊 385 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,831 大清早大吉大利嘛 386 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,403 老板 你可别提大清早这三个字啊 387 00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:42,550 让我死吧 388 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,801 大清早也碍着他啦 389 00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:46,304 大清早就是黎明对不对 390 00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:47,242 一听到黎明 391 00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:49,015 黎紧就会悲从中来 392 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:50,266 黎明 393 00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:51,726 唱歌的那个黎明啊？ 394 00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,916 他们是兄弟俩 395 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,584 好啦 黎紧你不用死啦 396 00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:57,461 有女孩同情你啦 397 00:16:57,461 --> 00:16:58,191 谁啊？ 398 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:58,921 这个 399 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:01,006 你是黎明的哥哥啊？ 400 00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:03,300 小姐是这样的 401 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,386 如果当初不是因为我喉咙发炎 402 00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:07,888 不能跟 我弟弟一起去参加歌唱比赛 403 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,035 现在恐怕只有黎紧 404 00:17:09,035 --> 00:17:10,599 而没有黎明了 405 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,789 他那首《对不起我爱你》 406 00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:14,526 还是我幕后帮他代唱的 407 00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:16,403 谁知道他现在人红了 408 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,864 没日没夜的 409 00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,323 搞的嗓子都哑了 410 00:17:19,323 --> 00:17:22,347 你说我这做哥哥能不伤心吗 411 00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:23,390 没关系啊 412 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,788 不管是黎明还是黎紧都是一样嘛 413 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:27,665 因为歌唱的好听啊 414 00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:30,781 谢谢 谢谢 415 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,240 轮到我啦 416 00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:40,583 你过来一下 417 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:46,329 你叫刘德住你联想到什么嘛 418 00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:47,789 刘德华 419 00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:48,727 对啦 420 00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:50,778 我好喜欢他哦 421 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,238 他是我弟弟 422 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,354 是吗怎么一点都不像 423 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:59,711 我还记得要不是那天我发高烧 424 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,205 没去训练班 425 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,665 今天就不会有他啦 426 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,125 你说他的事情给我听啊 427 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,480 他小的时候聪不聪明啊 428 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,731 我好喜欢听哦 429 00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:07,878 我真的很喜欢他诶 430 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,276 你快点告诉我嘛 431 00:18:10,276 --> 00:18:13,393 那个时候呢 432 00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:18,097 小姐我叫周时迟 433 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,078 周星驰的哥哥 434 00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:21,434 周星驰没错了 435 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,005 不过我是他弟弟 436 00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:24,840 不像诶 437 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,956 我有照片为证啊 438 00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,262 周星驰的照片我也有啊 439 00:18:30,262 --> 00:18:31,618 不是啊这是我诶 440 00:18:31,618 --> 00:18:33,043 我们两个是双胞胎 441 00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:33,808 不会吧 442 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:34,850 真的一个妈生的 443 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:35,371 真的 444 00:18:35,371 --> 00:18:37,040 是这样的啦 445 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,499 九岁那年那 446 00:18:38,499 --> 00:18:39,229 有一天 447 00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,315 我们家忽然失火了 448 00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,921 我就用锡纸包着星仔 449 00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:45,555 跑了出来 450 00:18:45,555 --> 00:18:48,301 而我自已呢 没包锡纸 451 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,726 所以就变得这么黑了一点 452 00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:51,534 皱了一点丑了一点 453 00:18:51,534 --> 00:18:52,680 真的吗 454 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,870 喂你们想在我这泡女孩 455 00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:55,600 快点走 456 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,955 要不然叫我大哥下来啦 457 00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:58,589 大哥谁啊？ 458 00:18:58,589 --> 00:18:59,736 谁这么了不起 459 00:18:59,736 --> 00:19:02,203 自已看 460 00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:02,968 刘家良 461 00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:04,845 刘家良师傅 462 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,962 不好意思啊 463 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,893 真的 假的 464 00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:14,010 快点 465 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,811 就是他们 466 00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:28,608 你们几个挺凶悍的嘛 467 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,509 兄弟 468 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,864 这件事情呢 469 00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:40,980 可是说是完全跟我无关 470 00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:43,077 太不够义气啦 471 00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:44,642 居然敢说与你无关 472 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,759 与我们大家无关才对啊 473 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:51,408 这件事情其实是他 474 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,136 鹧鸪菜你保重啊 475 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:00,699 保重你慢慢打哦 476 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,816 再见啊再见 477 00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:07,048 这件事呢是我不对 478 00:20:18,912 --> 00:20:21,102 算了算了 479 00:20:21,102 --> 00:20:24,219 谁给你算了 480 00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:37,148 打完这一拳就算了嘛 481 00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:38,716 滚 482 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,953 去你的 483 00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:56,394 怎么会这样呢 484 00:20:56,394 --> 00:20:59,511 让你啦出牌啊 485 00:20:59,939 --> 00:21:01,920 丑大了 486 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,528 你发春啊 拿着牌抖什么抖啊 487 00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:05,779 可不可以不玩啊 488 00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:06,926 这种小牌输的死你啊 489 00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:08,489 弹耳朵而已啦 490 00:21:08,489 --> 00:21:09,950 快出牌啦 491 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,931 让我考虑一下 492 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:15,047 等你抖够了再叫我好了，草包 493 00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:18,465 你到底出不出牌啊 494 00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:19,716 事情是这样的 495 00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:21,037 我先出同花顺 496 00:21:21,037 --> 00:21:22,080 而且是最大的顺 497 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,365 然后再出四条Ace 498 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,165 你们一定喊大 499 00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:25,972 再出四条小二 500 00:21:25,972 --> 00:21:27,015 你们一张牌也出不了 501 00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:29,309 一家罚四倍谢谢 502 00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:32,426 我掐死你出老千 503 00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:59,084 牛魔王 上鹧鸪菜的身 504 00:22:10,009 --> 00:22:13,126 像不像啊 505 00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:16,821 好戏上锣啦 506 00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:20,780 夫人孩儿在哪里啊 507 00:22:21,722 --> 00:22:22,966 好累啊 508 00:22:24,607 --> 00:22:25,789 吕洞宾 509 00:22:25,789 --> 00:22:27,527 王八蛋 510 00:22:27,527 --> 00:22:30,643 上犀牛皮的身 511 00:22:31,802 --> 00:22:33,575 吕洞宾有什么特征啊 512 00:22:33,575 --> 00:22:36,691 吹箫啊 513 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:45,659 吕洞宾会吹箫吗 514 00:22:46,295 --> 00:22:50,562 狗 狗上花旗参的身 515 00:22:59,851 --> 00:23:02,943 狗咬吕洞宾啊 516 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,966 不要过来啊小心我踢死你啊 517 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:18,759 你有没有搞错啊 518 00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:20,044 你还真的会咬人 519 00:23:20,044 --> 00:23:21,087 你这么用力踢我干什么啊 520 00:23:21,087 --> 00:23:23,381 说好是玩他的 521 00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:24,423 你们怎么搞的 522 00:23:24,423 --> 00:23:25,571 都没收我控制啊 523 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,509 控你个死人头啊 524 00:23:26,509 --> 00:23:27,761 你还真以为你会法术啊 525 00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:28,700 你那么有本事的话 526 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,816 叫潘金莲上罗汉果的身 527 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,103 潘金莲 528 00:23:36,103 --> 00:23:37,492 不要啊我不要啊 529 00:23:37,492 --> 00:23:38,257 上罗汉果的身 530 00:23:38,257 --> 00:23:39,509 我求求你们 531 00:23:39,509 --> 00:23:40,968 不要啊不要啊 532 00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:42,115 潘金莲上罗汉果的身 533 00:23:42,115 --> 00:23:45,232 救命啊 534 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,130 听到没有真是潘金莲诶 535 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:57,964 少来啦 536 00:23:57,964 --> 00:23:59,320 潘金莲叫的这么难听 537 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,092 哎呀 你鬼魂啊 538 00:24:01,092 --> 00:24:02,448 陪我出去照张相吧 539 00:24:02,448 --> 00:24:03,491 搞什么那么多人 540 00:24:03,491 --> 00:24:05,159 为什么叫我我好欺负啊 541 00:24:05,159 --> 00:24:06,410 去就去嘛你呀 542 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:07,662 三五个人都打不死你 543 00:24:07,662 --> 00:24:09,956 你怕什么 544 00:24:09,956 --> 00:24:11,693 说的也是啊 545 00:24:11,693 --> 00:24:13,048 你不怕鬼啊 546 00:24:13,048 --> 00:24:14,821 人都不怕啦还怕鬼 547 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:15,757 我陪你去 548 00:24:34,737 --> 00:24:36,510 这里以前是泰国餐厅啊 549 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:39,221 不是那个东西是用来镇鬼的 550 00:24:39,221 --> 00:24:40,889 这样就好啦 551 00:24:40,889 --> 00:24:42,106 你到楼上去看看啊 552 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:42,975 如果看到鬼 553 00:24:42,975 --> 00:24:46,067 就下来告诉我 554 00:24:57,642 --> 00:24:59,206 怎么样 555 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,291 楼上什么鬼都没有 556 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:04,408 没上去当然没有啦 557 00:25:07,443 --> 00:25:09,320 你到里面去看看 558 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,437 去啊 559 00:25:13,491 --> 00:25:14,117 看过啦 560 00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:17,234 什么都没有 561 00:25:23,362 --> 00:25:26,479 你进去看看 562 00:25:49,013 --> 00:25:49,952 什么也没有 563 00:25:49,952 --> 00:25:51,203 只有一团光 564 00:25:51,203 --> 00:25:52,350 哎呀这就对啦 565 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:54,852 那就是鬼火啊 566 00:25:54,852 --> 00:25:56,590 那他们在干什么 567 00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:57,633 听声音那 568 00:25:57,633 --> 00:25:59,510 他们好像正在风流 569 00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:01,386 当鬼正在风流的时候 570 00:26:01,386 --> 00:26:02,429 他们是视而不见 571 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:04,097 听而不闻的 572 00:26:04,097 --> 00:26:04,723 真的吗 573 00:26:04,723 --> 00:26:05,975 是啊 574 00:26:05,975 --> 00:26:07,226 不过呢 575 00:26:07,226 --> 00:26:09,311 只要用块黄布盖上去呢 576 00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:12,428 他就会现形了 577 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:14,209 去啊 578 00:27:23,795 --> 00:27:40,547 救命啊 579 00:27:40,547 --> 00:27:43,664 正点诶 580 00:27:43,885 --> 00:27:45,022 你要干什么 581 00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:53,269 快点帮我解开 582 00:27:53,269 --> 00:27:56,386 救命啊 583 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,783 不要啊 584 00:28:13,706 --> 00:28:14,570 正点啊 585 00:28:36,819 --> 00:28:37,755 快走啦 586 00:28:41,616 --> 00:28:42,659 这么久没看到你们啦 587 00:28:42,659 --> 00:28:44,222 怎么还这么疯疯癫癫的 588 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,683 我们真的撞到鬼啦 589 00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:46,204 还是个女鬼 590 00:28:46,204 --> 00:28:49,296 不信你问鹧鸪菜啊 591 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,410 撞到鬼找法师啊 592 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:04,010 这种案子我们警察局是不受理的 593 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:04,740 其实呢 594 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,270 我们也不知道她是不是真的鬼 595 00:29:06,270 --> 00:29:07,660 不过他是个女的 596 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,640 而且呢她还非常淫荡 597 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,410 你怎么知道她淫荡 598 00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:12,530 她还不淫荡啊 599 00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:13,710 他追你们两个诶 600 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:14,960 连你们这副德行她都追 601 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,840 还不淫荡除非她是疯子 602 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,400 淫不淫是不知道了 603 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,830 不过肯定是个女鬼 604 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:22,470 等相片洗出来我拿给你看 605 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:23,370 有这种事啊 606 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,870 你看是不是要派个人过去看一看啊 607 00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:26,920 如果你派个男警的话 608 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,580 怕被人家想入非非 609 00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:29,730 是啊 610 00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:31,400 既然涉及女人 611 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,170 我当然会派个女警过去了 612 00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:35,360 对对对找一个既年轻又漂亮的 613 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:35,880 霸王花 614 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,610 朋友一场 615 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:38,280 帮帮忙 616 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,120 好啊 617 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,650 那我就派梁来弟过去好了 618 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:43,080 她对那个地区非常熟悉 619 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,750 从小在那边长大的 620 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,350 什么那批淘海人啊 621 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,500 是啊 622 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,620 她们几个都是在海上长大的 623 00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:54,760 女人啊老一点丑一点都没有关系 624 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,900 最怕有腥味 625 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,680 是啊 626 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,000 我派她去是查案子 627 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,560 不是让你们吃豆腐的 628 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,460 连鼻子都碰不到 629 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,750 还吃什么豆腐啊 630 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,460 依我看应该派个捉鬼特工队去 631 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:06,610 就这么办决定啦 632 00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:09,420 你们先回去吧 633 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:11,890 鹧鸪菜我叫他们回去 634 00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:13,060 可没叫你啊 635 00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:14,950 好吧 636 00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:15,990 那你一个人留下来 637 00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:17,770 让霸王花慢慢玩吧 638 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:17,700 可怜哦 639 00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:26,000 坐啊 640 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,030 好 641 00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:31,630 害怕我吃了你啊 642 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,480 不是 643 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,250 上个星期我们同乐会 644 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,710 我抽到两张票 645 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:39,830 是香蜜湖度假村两日夜的优待券 646 00:30:40,670 --> 00:30:43,070 你不会拒绝吧 647 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:45,050 不会 648 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:45,780 那就好了 649 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:47,660 日期呢就是今天下午 650 00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:49,010 这么快 651 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:50,440 打铁趁热嘛 652 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,720 你吃药了没有 653 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,810 什么药啊 654 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,060 没什么 655 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:56,000 对啦 656 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,880 你可别乱给我奶奶吃药的 657 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,710 奶奶 658 00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:01,630 是啊 你跟我奶奶两个人去啊 659 00:31:01,630 --> 00:31:02,780 我跟你奶奶俩去？ 660 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,610 对呀 661 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,560 红豆汤好了 662 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,300 要不要留一点给女警喝啊 663 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:13,480 留你个死人头啊 664 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,090 倒到后边去喂蚂蚁啦 665 00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:18,070 你也太没人情味了 666 00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:19,530 什么叫人情味啊 667 00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:21,200 我们男人啊只要坚定立场 668 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,350 对付那些丑女人 669 00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:23,910 那所有的丑女人就会自动消失 670 00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:27,030 这个世界就会变的更美丽 671 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:30,690 哪要是所有的丑女人也坚定立场 672 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,350 对付我们这些丑男人 673 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:33,400 那又会怎么样啊 674 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,240 不是我们是你 675 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,360 我不喝啦 我要回九龙啦 676 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:48,150 请问 677 00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:49,290 等一下 678 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,890 实在太丑啦 679 00:31:58,890 --> 00:32:00,100 我啦吓着你们 680 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:00,970 交给我好啦 681 00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:01,910 你们回房去 682 00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:08,270 大家好 683 00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:09,100 请进 684 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:15,460 谁叫犀牛皮啊 是我 685 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,770 叫我Romeo 就行了 686 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,000 MynameisValentino 687 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:28,140 我叫金水我也是淘海人 688 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,200 大山地啊 689 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,310 轮到我没有 690 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,360 辛苦辛苦 欢迎欢迎 691 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,420 我是犀牛皮 692 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,710 是这的负责人一家之主 693 00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:47,760 随便坐 694 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,220 犀牛皮是吗 695 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,270 脸皮比犀牛皮还厚 696 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:53,040 胡警官跟我们说过 697 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,810 你们这群人里面 698 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:57,930 除了罗汉果还可能稍微相信之外 699 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,230 其他诸位包括大山地 700 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:01,480 简直是不可接触 701 00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:04,510 胡警官可能弄错了 702 00:33:04,510 --> 00:33:05,700 我们几个从几年前开始 703 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,260 就已经改过自新啦 704 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:11,180 是啊 我们四个人都信了教 705 00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:11,700 是啊 706 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,850 还常常吃素诶 707 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,970 是啊 医生说吃牛肉会发的 708 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:18,240 不好意思啊 709 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,110 这三位是 710 00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:20,670 我来介绍 711 00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:23,790 冷如霜 艳如雪 712 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:25,990 这位呢 713 00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:26,790 更简单了 714 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:29,910 两个字冰棒 715 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:33,660 也就是雪条 716 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,900 她们被我训练了九个月 717 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:38,470 知道什么叫洁身自爱 718 00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:41,140 也知道什么是衣冠禽兽 719 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:42,950 衣冠禽兽是什么 720 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:44,100 我怎么没听过？ 721 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,700 照照镜子啊 722 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,060 所以我劝大家 723 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,250 不要浪费心机 724 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,230 打歪主意 725 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,480 从没有想过啊 726 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,360 算啦花旗参 727 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,550 -日做贼终身为贼 728 00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:59,220 人家才不会因为你改过自新 729 00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,850 而另眼相看的 730 00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:03,250 算了 要怎么想就怎么想吧 731 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,750 好吧 既然曾经风流 732 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,050 就得受此折磨 733 00:34:08,050 --> 00:34:12,200 天啊 为何生我如此风流啊 734 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,000 西门庆 为什么要投胎在我身上呢 735 00:34:19,410 --> 00:34:22,530 我是说红豆汤怎么办啊 736 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:23,790 红豆汤啊 737 00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:24,900 就请小姐们喝啦 738 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:28,030 我们几个人哪有资格喝啊 739 00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:28,800 给个面子吧 740 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,910 好不管你们真的改过自新也好 741 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,900 或是假的也好 742 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,750 既然这么有诚意 743 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,730 也不好拒人以千里之外啊 744 00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:40,840 我们自已添 745 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,600 梁来弟 746 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,740 她真的叫梁来弟 747 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:48,670 无聊 748 00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:53,150 真够土的 749 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,350 干嘛 750 00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:56,600 早知道她们自已添 751 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,720 碗橱里面有安眼药啊 752 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,340 各位大哥 753 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:04,840 不知道我做的对不对 754 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,760 我把整瓶安眠药都放进去了 755 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,950 真的 756 00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:11,270 罗汉果 757 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:14,380 我早说过 你是我们的好兄弟啊 758 00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:19,040 这是什么你看看 759 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,470 安眠药 760 00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:26,580 你连瓶子都放进去啦 761 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:30,650 一阵再教训你 762 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,200 先听她们说什么 763 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,320 我们将计就计 764 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,450 只要敢碰我们 765 00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,380 他们就死定了 766 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,410 走 767 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,990 好不好喝 768 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,390 还好啦 769 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:02,950 过得去啦 770 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,720 太甜了一点 771 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,840 不花钱的将就点啦 772 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:11,390 还是来弟懂事啊 773 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,070 好累啊 774 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:13,590 说好啊 775 00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:14,420 可别睡这里啊 776 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:17,340 小心我会爬上去 777 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:20,430 你敢 778 00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:25,850 我好晕哦 779 00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:30,860 睡这里 780 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:33,980 不用了 781 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,310 不行啦我进房间 782 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,310 安眠药的瓶子也很有效哦 783 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:45,530 她们都睡了 784 00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:46,920 我们出去一下吧 785 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,800 出去啊 786 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,360 哎 罗汉果 787 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,090 走啦 788 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:52,970 你想干什么你 789 00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:56,060 这多浪费啊 790 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,090 现在怎么办啊 791 00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:01,270 什么怎么办啊 792 00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:02,420 人家是装晕的 793 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,190 不怕死的就上啊 794 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:05,030 那我去试试看 795 00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:06,590 你要死啊这么冲动 796 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:07,950 我是很容易冲动 797 00:37:07,950 --> 00:37:10,140 冷静点用用头脑 798 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,120 那我就用头去试试看 799 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,690 冷静点冷静 800 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,500 你会让唇语 看看他们在说什么 801 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,610 好 802 00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:21,810 对了 你们听着啊 803 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:23,270 等一会 一个人去关总开单 804 00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:24,420 我们四个冲进去就摸 805 00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:25,360 摸哪都行啊 806 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,720 摸完之后就贴着墙站着 807 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:27,750 这没凭没据的 808 00:37:27,970 --> 00:37:29,700 谁也不能说是我们干的 809 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,300 实际上呢 810 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,580 我们也摸到了 811 00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:32,830 摸到了 812 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:34,190 不知道行不行啊 813 00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,130 一定行啦 814 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:38,240 走走走 815 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:43,360 摸哪一个啊 816 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,510 穿裙子那个方便点 817 00:37:44,510 --> 00:37:47,630 对那个最叽歪了 818 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,720 你们在干什么 819 00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:14,290 你们为什么要这样摧残 820 00:38:14,610 --> 00:38:16,590 为什么 821 00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:17,430 你不要哭啦 822 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:20,030 我们不会说出去的 823 00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:21,280 我就觉得不对嘛 824 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,440 你的嘴好臭啊 825 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,040 你干嘛舔人家脚趾头 826 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,710 叫什么 舔一下有什么关系啊 827 00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:29,310 再舔啊 再舔啊 828 00:38:29,310 --> 00:38:30,980 反正也被你舔过了 829 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:32,340 留着也没什么有啦 830 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,170 你再舔 831 00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:35,460 笑什么 832 00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:36,190 再笑 舔你们咯 833 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,810 队长我们都准备好了 834 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:47,930 是啊 835 00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:50,860 怎么样 836 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:51,700 是不是真的有鬼啊 837 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,810 我兄弟叫我等我一下啊 838 00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:56,490 快一点啊 839 00:38:56,490 --> 00:38:58,680 再听不到鬼叫 他们就要走啦 840 00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,310 如果被我发现 841 00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:02,430 我们在这边开会 842 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:05,250 等照片晒出来 843 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,160 就有证据啦 844 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,340 晒你个死人头啊 845 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,900 吹牛吹的连自已都被骗了 846 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,930 不是真的有鬼啊 847 00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:13,420 就算真的有好啦 848 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,540 那现在该怎么办啊 849 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,630 能不能找个人装鬼叫 850 00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:20,340 好我赞成 851 00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:23,450 谁去装呢？ 852 00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:25,240 为了公平起见 853 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,220 我们可以猜拳 854 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:28,570 好啊 855 00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:29,300 一二 856 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,280 猜什么关你什么事啊 857 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,270 准备好了一二三 858 00:39:34,270 --> 00:39:37,330 出啊你怎么不出啊 859 00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:38,790 我出剪刀行不行啊 860 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:41,910 你说呢 861 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:43,170 那我也出包 862 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:45,570 出包四个人都出包 猜到天亮啊 863 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:47,240 你去死啊你 864 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,980 我只有出拳头了 865 00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:50,920 对了 866 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,900 怎么样 867 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:52,730 你们不知道 868 00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:54,920 这里有好多蟑螂苍蝇老鼠 869 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,270 我先去把他抓起来 870 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,190 我去把照片晒出来 871 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:02,310 然后拿给你们看看啊 872 00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:06,810 老实说 这里是不是真的有鬼啊 873 00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:08,270 骗你干什么 真的有啊 874 00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:09,690 好 我们再等五分钟 875 00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:12,810 如果没有的话 我们就马上闪人 876 00:40:47,330 --> 00:40:49,840 这个肥子肉好不好吃啊 877 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,950 我帮你搞定啊 878 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,250 小心一点啊 879 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,290 跟我来 880 00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:24,410 不要怕 881 00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:34,190 这两个年轻力壮的 882 00:41:34,190 --> 00:41:36,690 你看中哪一个 883 00:41:36,690 --> 00:41:38,250 两个都要啊 884 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,750 不要怕 快点 上来啊 885 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:43,870 后面还有诶 886 00:41:49,830 --> 00:41:51,080 这下可好啦 887 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,910 有四个女的 888 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,310 随便抓一个我的日子就好过啦 889 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:57,330 你想干什么 890 00:41:57,330 --> 00:41:58,470 乱哈拉的 891 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,430 真的鬼啊 892 00:42:18,430 --> 00:42:19,710 有鬼诶 893 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,840 镇定点 我们上楼去找 894 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,620 上楼 895 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:27,120 声音明明从那边传过来的 896 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,860 我声东击西啊 897 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:30,040 你该不是害怕了吧 898 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,170 死鸭子嘴硬 899 00:42:33,170 --> 00:42:36,280 谁说我怕啦 900 00:42:37,130 --> 00:42:37,850 我们走 901 00:42:58,260 --> 00:42:58,990 怎么样 902 00:42:58,990 --> 00:43:01,290 鸡已经进笼啦 趁热啊 903 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:02,020 好啦 别说啦 904 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:02,950 一起装鬼 905 00:43:02,950 --> 00:43:04,210 快 快 快 906 00:43:04,210 --> 00:43:05,240 来呀 907 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,530 我们那三个进攻 908 00:43:14,530 --> 00:43:16,160 你们从两边包抄 909 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,140 我呢 镇守中原 910 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,810 等到把他们吓倒了之后 911 00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:22,930 兄弟啊 那我们就 912 00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:25,760 我想到了 913 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,320 那个小色鬼罗汉果 914 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,780 怎么没有跟来啊 915 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:31,900 一定有问题 916 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,620 你那边 我这边 917 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:37,730 有照片为证 918 00:43:38,890 --> 00:43:40,140 难道到鬼屋去啦 919 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:46,990 我才没那么笨呢 920 00:43:46,990 --> 00:43:48,900 三个一起装鬼 921 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,120 那些女的怕起来 922 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,210 要抱谁啊 923 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:40,960 快追啊 924 00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:43,160 谁呀 925 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,990 谁知道谁啊 926 00:44:43,990 --> 00:44:45,240 反正是色狼就是了 927 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:48,360 追呀 928 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:52,220 来呀 英雄救美来呀 929 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,480 救命啊 930 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,360 有鬼啊 931 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,340 鬼在哪里 932 00:44:57,340 --> 00:45:00,430 不要怕 有我在百鬼不侵 933 00:45:04,190 --> 00:45:06,380 我好怕啊 934 00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:07,630 不要怕 935 00:45:07,630 --> 00:45:10,740 不要怕 有我在 936 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,590 眼花了 937 00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:30,360 我头晕啊 938 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,240 头晕啊 那我背你 939 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,950 如果有张床的话 那就好了 940 00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:38,250 隔壁有啊 941 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,290 真的 942 00:45:39,290 --> 00:45:40,500 太好啦 943 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,640 我真是幸运诶 944 00:45:46,590 --> 00:45:48,260 好舒服哦 945 00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:51,370 我也好舒服哦 946 00:45:58,690 --> 00:46:01,800 我要你陪我 947 00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:10,220 救命啊 948 00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:41,910 吓死我啦 949 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,640 抓他 950 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,280 不要打是我啊 951 00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:19,810 发生什么事啦 是不是有鬼啊 952 00:47:19,810 --> 00:47:21,160 有鬼 953 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,140 什么事 954 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:26,260 不关我的事啊 什么鬼啊 955 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,600 放开我 放开我 你们干什么 956 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,390 救命啊 救命啊 957 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:37,850 别过来啊 958 00:47:37,850 --> 00:47:40,960 把他们全铐起来 959 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:43,790 救命啊 960 00:47:43,790 --> 00:47:45,530 还不相信有鬼啊 961 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,340 有照片为证啊 962 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,660 不信你看看 963 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:49,940 给他看好啦 964 00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:52,650 你看 965 00:47:52,650 --> 00:47:55,750 这是干什么 966 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,730 各位小姐啊 我只有一个小小的要求 967 00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:17,230 请你们把你的内裤脱掉 968 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:18,270 让我附身 969 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,210 好带我出去 970 00:48:19,210 --> 00:48:22,320 要不然我没有办法出去啊 971 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:26,810 别走啊 972 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,850 救命啊 973 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:48,970 快帮他忙啊 974 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,200 不能让他亲你啊 975 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,800 阳气会被吸光的 976 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,260 一定要把他给亲回来 977 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,820 亲到她昏 亲到她垮 978 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,180 亲到她爽歪歪啊 979 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:17,290 不然我们跑不掉的 980 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:31,690 亲到她昏 亲到她垮 981 00:49:31,690 --> 00:49:34,810 亲到她爽歪歪啊 982 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,190 来帮帮忙 983 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,620 你把内裤脱掉 让我上身就好啦 984 00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:45,840 救命啊 985 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,990 快点嘛 你不要那么小器啊 快脱啊 986 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:53,340 快啊 987 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,800 不要不要啊 988 00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:01,480 原来没有穿内裤 989 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,770 早知道不用那么辛苦啦 990 00:50:03,770 --> 00:50:05,130 闭嘴 又不是强奸你 991 00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:08,250 只不过上你身过来 992 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,520 那个蛆很补的 993 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,090 吃了可以壮阳啊 994 00:50:17,090 --> 00:50:18,860 好恶心啊 995 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:21,050 吃啊 不要怕 996 00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:22,610 吃啊 997 00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:23,750 好 998 00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:36,570 再吸我 999 00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:53,330 快走啊 1000 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:58,120 快走吧 1001 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,310 样子又不像鬼上身啊 1002 00:51:07,310 --> 00:51:08,670 对呀 1003 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:09,710 是真的啦 1004 00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:12,820 她是被一个男鬼上了身啦 1005 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,170 男女很容易分辨的 我一看就知道啦 1006 00:51:16,170 --> 00:51:19,090 我来看看 1007 00:51:19,090 --> 00:51:21,070 上面的不像是个男人啊 1008 00:51:21,070 --> 00:51:22,500 下面我就不知道了 1009 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,620 下面让我看看 1010 00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:26,740 我警告你们哦 1011 00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:28,650 不要趁机非礼我们队长啊 1012 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,210 那你说他是男鬼 1013 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:31,950 我们是说男鬼上了她的身 1014 00:51:31,950 --> 00:51:35,070 不是说我们队长是男鬼 1015 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,450 你们啊 再动手动脚的 1016 00:51:38,450 --> 00:51:40,120 我就对你们不客气了 1017 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:40,960 那我们不管啦 1018 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,730 由她自生自灭吧 1019 00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:44,810 不可以啊 鬼上身很麻烦的 1020 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:47,320 没关系 我们带她回去找神父 1021 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,510 什么 回去？会不会太迟啦 1022 00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:51,280 到时候肚子都大啦 1023 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,260 你说什么 你们都发疯啦 1024 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:54,890 整个男人都进去啦 1025 00:51:54,890 --> 00:51:56,390 那还有不怀孕啊 1026 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,860 你们放心我不会碰她的 1027 00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:01,970 完了 真的上身了 1028 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,170 怎么办啊 1029 00:52:04,170 --> 00:52:05,420 那没关系 1030 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:07,720 我们赶紧想办法 把这个鬼赶出来啊 1031 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,070 那就快点啊 1032 00:52:09,070 --> 00:52:10,850 兄弟 帮忙脱衣服 1033 00:52:10,850 --> 00:52:13,140 慢着 1034 00:52:13,140 --> 00:52:15,020 是不是让我们先避开 1035 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:17,940 要不然等一下我们怎么跟队长交代啊 1036 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:21,050 请吧 快出来啊 1037 00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:24,890 现在可是奉命行事的 1038 00:52:24,890 --> 00:52:27,740 你们别乱来 1039 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,680 你少管闲事啊 1040 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,720 不关你的事哦 1041 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,490 什么少管闲事 1042 00:52:31,490 --> 00:52:33,750 我告诉你 我可是个男人 1043 00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,000 摸摸摸 1044 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,250 不会摸你们自已啊 1045 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,610 就是嘛 1046 00:52:37,610 --> 00:52:40,730 就算要摸 也得去摸那三个女的 1047 00:52:41,470 --> 00:52:42,580 我也知道啊 1048 00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:43,760 能摸早就摸了 1049 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,750 我动了一晚上脑筋 也没摸到啊 1050 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,350 如果要我帮你们 1051 00:52:48,350 --> 00:52:50,330 那你们的先要帮我 1052 00:52:50,330 --> 00:52:53,450 好啊可以啊 1053 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,910 Madam 1054 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:02,390 你怎么样啦 1055 00:53:02,390 --> 00:53:04,200 糟啦 先去救你们队长 1056 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,450 我把她魂魄放出去了 1057 00:53:05,450 --> 00:53:07,290 不知道跑哪去了 1058 00:53:07,290 --> 00:53:09,270 看她在哪里 1059 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,570 上我身啦 1060 00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:12,920 抱住她抱紧一点 1061 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,010 抱紧我 抱紧一点 1062 00:53:15,010 --> 00:53:17,610 哇 这么快就解决啦 1063 00:53:17,610 --> 00:53:18,760 到我这边啦 1064 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,640 抱他 1065 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,750 抱紧一点啊 1066 00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,230 上我身啦 1067 00:53:25,230 --> 00:53:26,480 快点去啊 1068 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,590 抱住他 1069 00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:34,180 我怎么办啊 1070 00:53:34,610 --> 00:53:37,730 你们三个一起抱着他 1071 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,250 不是你们三个 1072 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:39,980 你们干什么 1073 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:40,820 每次都这样 1074 00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:41,620 什么都是你们 1075 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:42,450 就是没有我的份 1076 00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:43,700 我不玩啦 1077 00:53:44,170 --> 00:53:45,070 我告诉你们听啊 1078 00:53:45,070 --> 00:53:46,670 根本没有人被上身 1079 00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:47,510 都是假的 1080 00:53:47,510 --> 00:53:48,760 是你们队长 1081 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,150 是你们队长身上的男鬼在捉弄你们 1082 00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:54,270 我不玩啦 1083 00:53:56,890 --> 00:54:00,220 关于刚才我们两个身体上 1084 00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:04,700 家伙的接触 1085 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,630 我愿意负责 1086 00:54:07,630 --> 00:54:10,750 你禽兽不如活该挨打 1087 00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:18,750 多嘴吗 1088 00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:25,430 你们要干什么 1089 00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:28,540 不管我的事啊 1090 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:36,370 奶奶你可以走啦 1091 00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:38,880 我没空陪你去的士高 1092 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,130 鹧鸪菜 是我们啊 1093 00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:41,340 快开门啊 1094 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:42,630 快点啊 快开门啊 1095 00:54:42,630 --> 00:54:45,240 快点开门啊 1096 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,380 来啦 来啦 1097 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,050 快点开门啊 1098 00:54:48,050 --> 00:54:48,890 这么慢 1099 00:54:48,890 --> 00:54:51,980 怎么把隐形人带来啦 1100 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,480 坐坐坐 1101 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,150 把窗帘拉上 我去拿东西啊 1102 00:54:56,150 --> 00:54:57,610 坐这里 坐这里 1103 00:54:57,610 --> 00:55:00,220 用剪刀啊 先把头上的纱布剪掉 1104 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:03,330 我去拉窗帘 1105 00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:06,330 犀牛皮 1106 00:55:06,330 --> 00:55:08,560 头部在这里 这里是胸部诶 1107 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,060 你管我 我高兴从下面剪 不行啊 1108 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:12,940 那你为什么不干脆从脚开始剪啊 1109 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,290 再啰嗦 小心我剪你啊 1110 00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:17,410 去把窗帘拉上 1111 00:55:17,530 --> 00:55:18,260 别闹了啦 1112 00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,090 赶快把纱布剪掉 1113 00:55:19,090 --> 00:55:20,130 让我出来透透气 1114 00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:23,250 闷死了 1115 00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:28,850 没见过男人这么大的胸 1116 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,670 对不起 1117 00:55:31,670 --> 00:55:33,410 没关系 随便摸 1118 00:55:33,410 --> 00:55:35,950 反正又不是我的 1119 00:55:35,950 --> 00:55:37,300 这个人到底是谁啊 1120 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,760 他是那个女警队长 1121 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,490 但是现在呢 1122 00:55:39,490 --> 00:55:41,470 被你那天看到的男鬼上身了 1123 00:55:41,470 --> 00:55:42,000 所以呢 1124 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,660 他现在外表是那个女警队长 1125 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,440 而里面呢却不是 1126 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,790 我知道了 1127 00:55:46,790 --> 00:55:49,290 我懂啦 知道知道 1128 00:55:49,290 --> 00:55:51,140 怎么搞到现在还没弄好啊 1129 00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:52,180 过来帮忙啊 1130 00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:55,300 鹧鸪菜 看好他 1131 00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,930 你们要干什么 1132 00:55:59,930 --> 00:56:01,250 要电到你魂不附体 1133 00:56:01,250 --> 00:56:04,370 鹧鸪菜 按住他 1134 00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:10,100 肥仔别让他们电我 1135 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,510 你不忍心看见女人被欺负吧 1136 00:56:12,510 --> 00:56:14,600 是电你 又不是电她 1137 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,060 他以不是你 1138 00:56:16,060 --> 00:56:17,410 我不是她 1139 00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:20,440 电我就是电她 1140 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,480 受苦的是她 1141 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,880 我是鬼 我不怕啊 1142 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,990 好啦 来来来 1143 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,200 夹哪里啊 1144 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,860 最敏感的地方 1145 00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:32,740 最敏感的就是手指头吗？ 1146 00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,620 死去啊 不懂就不要乱说话 1147 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:35,620 手指头敏感吗 1148 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:36,560 不然哪里啊 1149 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,230 你试试看手指头勾耳朵 1150 00:56:38,230 --> 00:56:41,350 哪里比较痒 1151 00:56:41,990 --> 00:56:42,510 哪里啊 1152 00:56:42,510 --> 00:56:43,450 嘴巴 1153 00:56:43,450 --> 00:56:44,380 白痴啊你 1154 00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,110 快帮忙啊 1155 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,630 你们会把她电死的 1156 00:56:53,630 --> 00:56:54,910 当然不会啦 1157 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:55,710 他是鬼 1158 00:56:55,710 --> 00:56:57,100 顶多电焦了而已啊 1159 00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:59,610 鬼等着瞧吧 1160 00:56:59,610 --> 00:57:02,720 罗汉果按好了 1161 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,960 开关来 1162 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,220 拔插头拔插头 1163 00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:21,150 拔掉 1164 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:28,340 都快变成烤乳猪噢 1165 00:57:29,190 --> 00:57:30,750 罗汉果 罗汉果 1166 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:33,870 醒醒 罗汉果 1167 00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:38,050 你们想干什么 强奸啊 1168 00:57:38,050 --> 00:57:41,160 强奸？我是想啊 不过 1169 00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:42,850 不是啊 你误会啦 1170 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:43,890 是啊 误会？！ 1171 00:57:43,890 --> 00:57:46,360 什么事啊 我没事吧 1172 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,190 你当然没事啦 1173 00:57:47,190 --> 00:57:48,960 刚才爽呆啦 乱摸一通的 1174 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,550 乱摸 我一点都不知道 1175 00:57:51,550 --> 00:57:53,320 我还要 我还要 1176 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:53,950 还没爽够啊 1177 00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:54,580 等我告诉胡警官 1178 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:56,520 全都把你们几个统统抓去坐牢 1179 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,500 真不识好人心 1180 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,610 你被鬼上身了 1181 00:57:58,610 --> 00:57:59,480 被鬼上身 1182 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,350 被人上身才是真的 1183 00:58:01,350 --> 00:58:02,290 你看过他的啊 1184 00:58:02,290 --> 00:58:05,410 他就在那边啊 1185 00:58:08,130 --> 00:58:09,590 你们不要再装模作样了 1186 00:58:09,590 --> 00:58:12,160 根本都是你们一手安排的 1187 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,120 我那些人呢 1188 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,160 对不起啊 1189 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,720 被卖去做鸡啊 1190 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,250 你们等着被抓吧 1191 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:22,380 队长啊 有照片为证 1192 00:58:22,380 --> 00:58:25,510 真的有鬼 1193 00:58:25,510 --> 00:58:27,280 好 我就带回去做证据 1194 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,160 证明你们全部都是大色狼 1195 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:29,990 没关系啊 1196 00:58:29,990 --> 00:58:32,810 反正我一生下来就非礼一个护士了 1197 00:58:32,810 --> 00:58:35,730 好 那我回去报告胡警官 1198 00:58:35,730 --> 00:58:36,450 看她怎么处理 1199 00:58:38,130 --> 00:58:40,420 等一会 我也要去见胡警官 1200 00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:43,540 问候她奶奶 1201 00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:51,680 你干什么？ 1202 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,770 你们几个还真辛苦 1203 00:58:55,710 --> 00:58:58,830 真是好像做了一场梦一样啊 1204 00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:01,760 春梦了无痕哦 1205 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,230 只剩下我们好像被遗弃了一样 1206 00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:05,830 又做梦又遗弃的 1207 00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:07,180 这好像梦遗一样 1208 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,390 遗你个死人头啊 1209 00:59:09,370 --> 00:59:10,210 还有我呢 1210 00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:13,320 你还在这里啊 1211 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:15,420 我电死你 1212 00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:16,250 各位 1213 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,510 我已经死很久啦 1214 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:19,280 只是没有入土为安而已 1215 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,360 你早死早超生 1216 00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:22,610 已经算很早啦 1217 00:59:22,610 --> 00:59:23,970 英年早逝 1218 00:59:23,970 --> 00:59:26,130 想请各位大哥帮个忙 1219 00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:28,140 还要我们帮你啊 1220 00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,570 帮你有什么好处啊 1221 00:59:29,570 --> 00:59:32,280 有你帮我 我帮你 1222 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,880 有鬼帮忙当然有好处啊 1223 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,030 你先别过来啊 1224 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:36,860 不要多说啦 1225 00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:38,120 总之我们帮你的忙 1226 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,100 你帮我们的忙OK 1227 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:41,130 OK 1228 00:59:42,390 --> 00:59:44,370 长官你说他像不像 1229 00:59:44,370 --> 00:59:46,560 蛮像的 1230 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:47,710 听大山地说 1231 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,170 这张照片是从那个鬼屋里面拍到的 1232 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,350 是长官 1233 00:59:51,350 --> 00:59:51,980 坦白说 1234 00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:54,070 那天我们也应该看见了 1235 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:56,360 但因为当时有人搞鬼 1236 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,460 以为是真的撞鬼 1237 00:59:57,710 --> 00:59:59,180 我也很害怕 1238 00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:02,090 后来他们还说那个鬼上了我的身 1239 01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,690 那你信不信呢？ 1240 01:00:03,690 --> 01:00:05,290 我怎么会信呢 长官 1241 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:06,330 要不是因为那天晚上 1242 01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:08,420 我头真的很晕 1243 01:00:09,670 --> 01:00:11,860 我一定抓他们回来了 1244 01:00:11,860 --> 01:00:13,320 现在也还不迟啊 1245 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,990 既然他们能拍得到他的相片 1246 01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:16,340 那他们一定会有联络咯 1247 01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:17,800 照你这么说 1248 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,580 他们是在贩毒喽 1249 01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:21,980 就算是有 也应该是被人利用的 1250 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,850 虽然他们游手好闲 1251 01:00:23,850 --> 01:00:26,150 不务正业好吃懒散 1252 01:00:26,150 --> 01:00:29,260 但是他们绝对不会做出这种事的 1253 01:00:29,690 --> 01:00:31,150 这个案子就交给你办 1254 01:00:31,150 --> 01:00:32,400 你去监视他们 1255 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,930 有什么情况 随时向我报告 1256 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:35,210 是长官 1257 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,320 记住啊 眼睛放亮一点 看清楚啦 1258 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,450 等一下告诉我谁有什么牌 1259 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:43,100 -喂快点啦 -来啦 来啦 1260 01:00:43,220 --> 01:00:45,000 不过这个麻将 1261 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,610 -快点啊 大家都在等你 -是什么意思啊 1262 01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:50,730 来啦 来啦 1263 01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,340 对着那些药材 1264 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:55,320 嘟嘟囔囔的跟鬼说话 1265 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,880 我看他病得不轻啊 1266 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,380 时候到了 该吃药了 1267 01:00:59,380 --> 01:01:01,160 打完八圈你就知道啦 1268 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,240 八圈你有没有搞错啊 1269 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,910 没有个十二圈你休息走 1270 01:01:04,910 --> 01:01:08,030 好那就打十二圈好啦 1271 01:01:09,570 --> 01:01:10,960 进来 1272 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,260 干嘛那么紧张啊 1273 01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:13,310 他们又看不到我 1274 01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,500 正点 1275 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:15,540 他们真的完全看不到你 1276 01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:17,250 也听不到你啊 1277 01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:18,810 就跟隐形的一样啊 1278 01:01:18,810 --> 01:01:19,960 正点 1279 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:20,580 我不是早跟你们说过嘛 1280 01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:22,040 等一下他们就惨喽 1281 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,930 你说大山地啊 1282 01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:25,970 不要说那么多啦 1283 01:01:25,970 --> 01:01:26,630 他们三个呢 1284 01:01:26,630 --> 01:01:27,880 以前赢了我太多钱了 1285 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,070 现在可是有怨报怨有仇报仇啦 1286 01:01:30,070 --> 01:01:30,910 你现在进去看看 1287 01:01:30,910 --> 01:01:31,740 他们三家的牌 1288 01:01:31,740 --> 01:01:32,680 看看他们听什么 1289 01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,800 然后告诉大山地就行啦 1290 01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:39,040 什么是听牌 1291 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,570 你没有打过麻将啊 1292 01:01:40,570 --> 01:01:41,960 没打过啊 1293 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,650 那就不用啦 1294 01:01:42,650 --> 01:01:45,610 你只要把三家的牌告诉他就行啦 1295 01:01:45,610 --> 01:01:47,480 说什么呢 1296 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,810 你不要管那么多啦 1297 01:01:48,810 --> 01:01:51,930 就是上家有什么条子啊 筒子啊 万子啊 1298 01:01:51,930 --> 01:01:54,330 你告诉他就行啦 1299 01:01:54,330 --> 01:01:57,450 什么是条子啊筒子啊万子啊 1300 01:01:59,230 --> 01:02:00,800 这个丑大了 1301 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,200 我真恨不得拿个十字架 插死你个王八蛋 1302 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,310 十字架 好 我插 1303 01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:15,920 各位大哥 1304 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,030 他说他想吃大眼鸡 1305 01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:23,600 叫他去吃屎 1306 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,790 大眼鸡你去告诉他 1307 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:26,830 如果晚上以前还弄不懂 1308 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,600 什么同花顺Fullhouse四条的话 1309 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:29,960 连蜡烛都没的吃 1310 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,080 就连他的女朋友小小也别想见啦 1311 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,860 那我想吃 1312 01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:37,980 先去教他教会了再来吃 1313 01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:42,250 好啊 1314 01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:48,730 有没有大眼鸡吃啊 1315 01:02:48,730 --> 01:02:50,290 什么都有的吃 1316 01:02:50,290 --> 01:02:52,380 只要你记清楚牌就行了 1317 01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,940 我教你啊 1318 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:57,060 这个那是Ace这个呢是K 1319 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,210 快点嘛 1320 01:03:03,210 --> 01:03:06,320 来啦 1321 01:03:08,420 --> 01:03:10,090 各家赢一道啊 1322 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:11,300 这牌真那么邪门啊 1323 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:13,220 每把都被你吃定啦 1324 01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:16,240 打十三张啊 学问可大啦 1325 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,430 手气好的话每把都打你们枪 1326 01:03:18,430 --> 01:03:19,260 只不过赢你们一道 1327 01:03:19,260 --> 01:03:20,310 好 啰嗦什么 1328 01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:21,350 最近背到家了 1329 01:03:21,350 --> 01:03:23,750 找个女人都中标了啊 1330 01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:26,860 先用点柚子叶去去晦气 1331 01:03:27,990 --> 01:03:29,270 我也去去晦气 1332 01:03:29,270 --> 01:03:32,370 我也要 1333 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,740 了不起四轮车 1334 01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:51,850 不撑头就一个顺 1335 01:03:52,910 --> 01:03:54,260 他更背啦 1336 01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:56,350 只有三对三轮车 1337 01:03:56,350 --> 01:03:59,470 最大的对子是10 1338 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,890 这个差一张三顺 1339 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:11,010 不就没头两顺吗 1340 01:04:11,850 --> 01:04:14,970 这一铺可以赢三道了吧 1341 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,510 赢定了 1342 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,660 我已经摆好牌喽 1343 01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:32,910 各位赌博大爷 1344 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:33,960 可以开牌了吧 1345 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:34,900 他是谁啊 1346 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:37,400 你说谁啊 1347 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,170 这个混蛋啊 1348 01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:41,360 你看的见我吗 1349 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,720 你怎么看见他 1350 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,180 我是鬼啊 1351 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:47,370 是啊 你是诈赌鬼 1352 01:04:47,370 --> 01:04:48,310 你这个王八蛋 1353 01:04:48,310 --> 01:04:51,430 怪不得你铺铺都赢钱啊 1354 01:04:52,170 --> 01:04:53,210 你不要打他啊 1355 01:04:53,210 --> 01:04:54,670 他真的是鬼啊 1356 01:04:54,670 --> 01:04:57,790 你给他教的 1357 01:04:59,470 --> 01:05:00,610 救命啊 1358 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:06,580 多少点啊 1359 01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:09,090 一二三 六点小 1360 01:05:09,090 --> 01:05:12,200 答对了我就帮你勾一下 1361 01:05:16,430 --> 01:05:16,950 再来啊 1362 01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,100 是不是真的 1363 01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:19,250 全部猜对啊 1364 01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:20,290 是 全部都猜对啦 1365 01:05:20,290 --> 01:05:21,330 你在帮他耍诈啊 1366 01:05:21,330 --> 01:05:22,270 我哪有 1367 01:05:22,270 --> 01:05:23,200 走开 我来 1368 01:05:26,230 --> 01:05:27,480 猜 1369 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,630 不猜行不行啊 1370 01:05:28,630 --> 01:05:31,760 你信不信我把你火葬啦 快猜 1371 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,160 猜什么 我都看得见嘛 1372 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:35,200 看得见？ 1373 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:35,930 真的 1374 01:05:35,930 --> 01:05:38,010 你跟他说不就行啦 1375 01:05:38,010 --> 01:05:41,130 四五六十五点大喽 1376 01:05:41,660 --> 01:05:44,780 开啊 1377 01:05:52,060 --> 01:05:53,930 要开啦 离手 离手 1378 01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:54,760 开 1379 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,100 一二三六点小 1380 01:05:58,100 --> 01:05:59,880 又赢啦 1381 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,990 又赢 1382 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,260 你看他每一铺都赢 1383 01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:06,970 下铺跟他们 1384 01:06:06,970 --> 01:06:08,110 嗯 好 1385 01:06:08,110 --> 01:06:09,050 这铺要输哦 1386 01:06:09,050 --> 01:06:11,240 铺铺都赢 人家会怀疑的 1387 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,360 是吗 1388 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:21,240 一二三 小 1389 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,440 怎么样啊 1390 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,080 买的大赢的大啊 买大 1391 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,200 买大啊 1392 01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:35,450 开 1393 01:06:36,130 --> 01:06:37,680 一二三 六点小 1394 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:41,650 这铺输啦 1395 01:06:41,650 --> 01:06:42,280 这没道理啊 1396 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,320 怎么会买大呢? 1397 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,100 是啊 1398 01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:46,450 我看那不要这么麻烦啦 1399 01:06:46,450 --> 01:06:48,540 干脆啊 一把砸庄算啦 1400 01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:51,650 好啊 我赞成啊 1401 01:06:59,070 --> 01:07:01,430 买什么 1402 01:07:01,430 --> 01:07:02,680 小小 1403 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,770 待会见了 拜拜 1404 01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:07,760 小小 小小 1405 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:08,630 什么是小小啊? 1406 01:07:08,630 --> 01:07:09,460 小小都不知道 1407 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:10,290 真笨啊 1408 01:07:10,290 --> 01:07:11,550 就是小点嘛 1409 01:07:11,550 --> 01:07:13,420 就是小点啊 1410 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:16,540 买小 1411 01:07:19,230 --> 01:07:22,340 小小 1412 01:07:22,490 --> 01:07:24,270 开 1413 01:07:24,270 --> 01:07:25,620 四五六 十五点大 1414 01:07:25,730 --> 01:07:26,770 这个混蛋 1415 01:07:26,770 --> 01:07:29,060 怎么回事呢 1416 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:30,940 鬼呢 那只鬼呢 1417 01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:34,060 跑去哪啦 1418 01:07:35,490 --> 01:07:36,740 那边 1419 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:39,860 快追 1420 01:07:47,690 --> 01:07:50,720 小小 1421 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,070 你看不见我吗 1422 01:07:52,070 --> 01:07:54,640 小小 我在跟你说话啊 1423 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,760 小小 1424 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,900 你看不见我 你就点一点嘛 1425 01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:08,010 听不到我 怎么点头呢 1426 01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:13,200 真对不起啊 1427 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,660 害你守寡 1428 01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:15,910 不过从现在开始 1429 01:08:15,910 --> 01:08:17,480 我再也不会离开你 1430 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,600 开车 我们回家 1431 01:08:28,430 --> 01:08:30,050 小小 1432 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:44,370 小小 1433 01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:53,930 小小 小心啊 1434 01:08:54,770 --> 01:08:57,890 你不可以伤害小小 1435 01:09:04,050 --> 01:09:06,450 好差劲啊 让人家等那么久 1436 01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:07,480 塞车嘛 1437 01:09:08,610 --> 01:09:10,200 讨厌啊走吧 1438 01:09:20,910 --> 01:09:22,370 那鬼回来没有 1439 01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:23,310 没看见啊 1440 01:09:23,310 --> 01:09:25,810 看见他回来电死他 1441 01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:26,850 正好啊 1442 01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:27,690 你这个混蛋 1443 01:09:27,690 --> 01:09:28,730 最后一把你跑啦 1444 01:09:28,730 --> 01:09:29,880 害的我们全输啦 1445 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:30,610 是 1446 01:09:30,610 --> 01:09:31,440 那有怎么样啊 1447 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:32,170 你不要吵我 1448 01:09:32,170 --> 01:09:33,110 我很烦哦 1449 01:09:33,110 --> 01:09:34,570 哇比我还凶啊 1450 01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:37,690 大花痴 臭婊子 贱人 1451 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,020 放手啊 1452 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,210 你不会放手啊 1453 01:09:45,210 --> 01:09:46,250 我就是不会 怎么样 1454 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,750 好 算啦 聊聊怎么样 1455 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:49,480 聊什么 1456 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:50,940 对 我们出去聊聊 1457 01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:54,030 干什么嘛 1458 01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:54,970 等一下见了她 1459 01:09:54,970 --> 01:09:56,120 第一句话说什么 1460 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:56,950 我交女朋友啊 1461 01:09:56,950 --> 01:09:57,890 都不用说话的 1462 01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:58,930 都用眼神 1463 01:09:58,930 --> 01:10:00,190 什么眼神 1464 01:10:00,190 --> 01:10:01,650 这个是天生的 1465 01:10:01,650 --> 01:10:04,670 就是俗话所说的放电嘛 1466 01:10:04,670 --> 01:10:05,500 待会啊 1467 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,440 我示范给你看看 1468 01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:07,590 假如你的眼神没有用 1469 01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:08,630 或者你放的是流电呢 1470 01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:11,030 那你就接着上咯 1471 01:10:11,030 --> 01:10:12,910 好啊那你先上吧 1472 01:10:12,910 --> 01:10:14,230 我在外边等你五分钟 1473 01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:15,100 五分钟没出来 1474 01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:16,140 我就自动放弃 1475 01:10:16,140 --> 01:10:17,180 你真是好兄弟哦 1476 01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:19,060 其实啊 你也不要太自卑 1477 01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:20,830 长得不好看也不能怪自已啊 1478 01:10:20,830 --> 01:10:23,950 只能怪父母嘛 1479 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:25,320 看我的咯 1480 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:28,430 我倒要看看你爹娘怎么帮你 1481 01:10:30,490 --> 01:10:33,610 别等啦明天见咯 1482 01:10:36,020 --> 01:10:38,110 你找谁啊 1483 01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:40,920 找你啊 1484 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,060 我不认识你 1485 01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:45,090 我也不认识你 1486 01:10:45,090 --> 01:10:47,700 相逢何必曾相识呢 1487 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:50,100 进去再说啦 1488 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:51,730 你是推销员啊 1489 01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:53,220 推销什么？ 1490 01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:54,790 我什么都推销 1491 01:10:54,790 --> 01:10:57,910 包括爱情 1492 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:00,840 原来是午夜牛郎啊 1493 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,930 我没叫鸭 1494 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:11,860 兄弟啊 1495 01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:14,360 五秒钟不到人家就关门啦 1496 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:14,980 以前的女人啊 1497 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:16,130 一看到我就晕啦 1498 01:11:16,130 --> 01:11:18,110 她现在也晕啦 是被你吓晕的 1499 01:11:18,110 --> 01:11:21,230 好啊你去 1500 01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:22,980 如果你能进得去 1501 01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:25,060 那我就... 把它切掉 1502 01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:25,720 错啦 1503 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,280 找个锤子把它给打扁 1504 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:31,130 好好打啊 1505 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:32,710 又干什么 1506 01:11:32,710 --> 01:11:35,490 Sorry.I come from America. 1507 01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:38,580 Mr.nickchen's lawyer 1508 01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:42,060 Mr.Nick.Chen is dead. 1509 01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:45,870 He have a supermarket give to miss Yau 1510 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:47,900 Who is miss Yau 1511 01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,980 我是啊 1512 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,380 Oh,Chinese.Very good 1513 01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:55,200 We speak Chinese. okey? 1514 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,230 是这样的 邱小姐 1515 01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,200 陈先生呢 他不幸在美国去世了 1516 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,570 我呢 是陈先生的律师 1517 01:12:02,570 --> 01:12:04,270 他的遗产呢 由我来处理 1518 01:12:04,270 --> 01:12:06,460 他在三藩市呢 有一处超级市场 1519 01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:07,920 指定要留给邱小姐的 1520 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,480 什么超级市场啊 1521 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,360 哦 是个中型的啦 1522 01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,410 大约有三亩地的 1523 01:12:13,410 --> 01:12:15,810 可以停放五千多辆车子 1524 01:12:15,810 --> 01:12:17,680 至于详细情形呢 1525 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,210 我可以进去跟你谈吗 1526 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:20,500 好啊 请进来 1527 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,160 Thank you.不 谢谢 1528 01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:28,530 威士忌可以吗 1529 01:12:28,530 --> 01:12:31,650 可以 可以谢谢 1530 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:39,780 你说阿祥在三藩市有个超级市场吗？ 1531 01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:41,040 哦 不止一家哦 1532 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,340 不过留给你那一间是最大的 1533 01:12:43,340 --> 01:12:46,120 他是前年来我们律师楼签立遗嘱的 1534 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,170 不知道值多少钱啊 1535 01:12:48,170 --> 01:12:51,280 大约值四千万美金左右啦 1536 01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:55,470 不过那间超级市场的生意很好啊 1537 01:12:55,470 --> 01:12:57,550 每个月大概可以赚一百多万呢 1538 01:12:57,550 --> 01:12:58,110 所以呢 1539 01:12:58,110 --> 01:12:59,460 你不妨先过去看一看 1540 01:12:59,460 --> 01:13:00,680 然后再做决定 1541 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:01,440 我的责任呢 1542 01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:03,220 就是负责陪你过去接收 1543 01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:05,610 是吗 最快什么时候可以走啊 1544 01:13:05,610 --> 01:13:06,870 随时都可以啊 1545 01:13:06,870 --> 01:13:08,120 只有我跟你啊 1546 01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,520 是啊 1547 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,600 我有点担心啊 1548 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,480 担心什么 1549 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,730 你看嘛 1550 01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:17,080 我人生地不熟的 1551 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,340 又不认识你 1552 01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:19,590 万一被你骗了 1553 01:13:19,590 --> 01:13:20,940 那我怎么办呢 1554 01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:24,040 神经病我干嘛要骗你呢 1555 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:32,900 怎么会呢 1556 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:35,300 难道我不值得你骗吗? 1557 01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:37,590 不是值得 1558 01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:40,710 可是我不会骗你 1559 01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,330 邱小姐 1560 01:13:43,330 --> 01:13:45,310 你不妨当成去旅行一次嘛 1561 01:13:45,310 --> 01:13:48,330 至于继承权合不合法 1562 01:13:48,330 --> 01:13:51,450 到时候才能知道 1563 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,250 别说那么多啦 1564 01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:59,350 先喝一点吧 1565 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:02,790 喝一点嘛 1566 01:14:02,790 --> 01:14:05,910 喝了酒 才会有情趣啊 1567 01:14:10,090 --> 01:14:13,200 我得先去打个电话 1568 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,440 你看我都不知道该怎么称呼你啊 1569 01:14:16,730 --> 01:14:20,890 我叫Romeo Valentino Fatanovo 1570 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,600 什么novo 1571 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:26,240 Fatanovo 1572 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:34,770 这家伙说是律师 1573 01:14:34,770 --> 01:14:37,880 要带我到美国接收阿祥的遗产 1574 01:14:38,210 --> 01:14:39,560 我真搞不懂啊 1575 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:42,680 他怎么会知道我跟阿祥的关系呢 1576 01:14:43,630 --> 01:14:45,890 那你就将计就计 1577 01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:48,740 叫他帮我们带货 1578 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:51,850 出了什么事就把他给做了 1579 01:14:51,970 --> 01:14:55,090 好好的服侍他啊 1580 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:59,570 你不怕我蚀了老本嘛 1581 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,530 谁叫你来真的 1582 01:15:05,530 --> 01:15:07,890 只要把他衣服给脱了 1583 01:15:07,890 --> 01:15:11,010 让他今晚上做我们两人的替死鬼 1584 01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:11,150 没有那么严重，他又看不到我 1585 01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:14,260 要不然早就吓死了 1586 01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:17,370 去机场 1587 01:16:17,370 --> 01:16:18,300 好 1588 01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:30,390 快点开车快 1589 01:16:51,850 --> 01:16:54,350 大白天的 你怎么可以在这里出现 1590 01:16:54,350 --> 01:16:56,750 鹧鸪菜弄个屋顶叫我顶着 1591 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:59,870 再大的太阳 我也不怕啦 1592 01:17:00,090 --> 01:17:02,690 不要在这碍手碍脚的 赶快消失 1593 01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:04,780 他们怕你出事 叫我来盯着你 1594 01:17:04,780 --> 01:17:06,240 你干嘛啊 1595 01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:09,370 没什么 1596 01:17:09,370 --> 01:17:11,240 摸吧摸吧 慢慢的摸 1597 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,770 我就是这样 摸啊摸的 1598 01:17:12,770 --> 01:17:14,160 把命给摸没了 1599 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,660 亲啊 亲啊 亲个够本 1600 01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:18,960 牡丹花下死 就怕你死不了 1601 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,630 到时要坐牢坐足几十年 1602 01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:23,740 看你怎么办 1603 01:17:25,180 --> 01:17:26,950 你怎么啦 1604 01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:28,310 没什么 我太兴奋了 1605 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:29,870 我一兴奋就成这个样子 1606 01:17:29,870 --> 01:17:31,500 你兴奋什么 1607 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,310 等一下还有你兴奋的呢 1608 01:17:33,310 --> 01:17:35,290 这个皮箱都是白粉 1609 01:17:35,290 --> 01:17:36,230 你老实说 1610 01:17:36,230 --> 01:17:39,350 皮箱那么重里面到底什么东西啊? 1611 01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:41,450 内衣 内裤嘛 1612 01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:44,260 是你自己帮我整理的你都忘记啦 1613 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,720 对我帮你整理的？ 1614 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,150 就看女人的内衣内裤 1615 01:17:47,150 --> 01:17:48,640 重要的东西都看不到 1616 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:51,760 你难道不知道皮箱里有个夹层 1617 01:17:54,790 --> 01:17:56,670 我差点都忘记了诶 1618 01:17:56,670 --> 01:17:58,620 我妈叫我带点东西到美国去 1619 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,490 给那个 1620 01:18:00,490 --> 01:18:01,850 舅舅 1621 01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:04,960 舅舅啦 1622 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,370 不见了吧 1623 01:18:12,370 --> 01:18:13,410 你下车 1624 01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:14,590 好啦 快追啦 1625 01:18:14,590 --> 01:18:17,710 他们向右转啦 1626 01:18:35,830 --> 01:18:37,810 警察局到啦 还不下车 1627 01:18:37,810 --> 01:18:40,920 不要啦 开玩笑的嘛 1628 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:44,060 下车吧 1629 01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:45,320 你那些兄弟马上就会到啦 1630 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,430 我会通知他们 1631 01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:58,660 他现在啊聪明多了 1632 01:18:58,660 --> 01:19:01,780 就交给你吧 1633 01:19:02,940 --> 01:19:04,190 这里坐着不舒服 1634 01:19:04,190 --> 01:19:06,170 我看你还是进去坐吧 1635 01:19:06,170 --> 01:19:07,730 就当我什么都不知道好了吗 1636 01:19:07,730 --> 01:19:09,990 麻烦你 回机场 1637 01:19:09,990 --> 01:19:13,110 混蛋 1638 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:17,400 班马啦 1639 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:18,960 非洲才有呢 1640 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:21,460 带他进去 1641 01:19:21,460 --> 01:19:22,400 走吧 1642 01:19:31,990 --> 01:19:34,810 兄弟 借个电话用用 1643 01:19:34,810 --> 01:19:37,930 听不到啊 1644 01:19:53,130 --> 01:19:56,240 快呀 1645 01:19:58,340 --> 01:19:59,380 我去遮住他的眼睛 1646 01:19:59,380 --> 01:20:00,530 你们在进来 1647 01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:01,680 他行不行啊 1648 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,030 鬼遮眼当然行啦 1649 01:20:03,030 --> 01:20:03,970 是啊 1650 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:22,280 你们干什么 1651 01:20:23,330 --> 01:20:25,620 我们是来找你的 1652 01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:28,740 你们干什么 1653 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:47,200 快 快 快 1654 01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:58,750 好啦 现在不用你替我们带货闯关啦 1655 01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,310 我们想把你做了 1656 01:21:00,310 --> 01:21:01,460 然后开肠破肚 1657 01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:03,540 挖掉内脏再装满白粉 1658 01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:05,000 最后运到美国下葬 1659 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,880 你说好不好啊 1660 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,170 这种事你也想的出来 1661 01:21:09,170 --> 01:21:12,290 告诉你 现在你们已经被警察包围了 1662 01:21:16,060 --> 01:21:17,310 阿光把斧头拿来 1663 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:17,930 是 1664 01:21:17,930 --> 01:21:21,050 不要啊 不要啊 1665 01:21:30,410 --> 01:21:31,140 小小 1666 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:33,330 一夜夫妻百日恩 1667 01:21:33,330 --> 01:21:35,420 你要救救我啊 1668 01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,770 我求求你 1669 01:21:36,770 --> 01:21:38,020 小小 你先走吧 1670 01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,170 杀人没什么好看的 1671 01:21:39,170 --> 01:21:39,590 快走 1672 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:40,420 好啊 1673 01:21:41,050 --> 01:21:43,330 小小 1674 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:52,820 别动 1675 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:32,200 犀牛皮 我们来救你啦 1676 01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:55,010 好久都没看过这种架势 1677 01:22:55,010 --> 01:22:58,130 行不行啊 1678 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,040 好样的 1679 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,500 上我身打死他 1680 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,300 什么 1681 01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:13,400 快呀 1682 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:23,440 你不灵啊 出来啊 1683 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,050 出来 1684 01:23:26,050 --> 01:23:26,570 你搞什么鬼啊 1685 01:23:26,570 --> 01:23:27,820 差点被你害死 1686 01:23:27,820 --> 01:23:29,380 是你叫我上你身的嘛 1687 01:23:29,380 --> 01:23:31,370 叫你上我身是叫你帮忙打他 1688 01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,140 我会上身 我不会打架啊 1689 01:23:33,140 --> 01:23:35,950 惨啦 1690 01:23:35,950 --> 01:23:39,070 等等 有话好说 1691 01:23:39,190 --> 01:23:40,440 你千万不要打我 1692 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,310 我求求你 1693 01:23:42,310 --> 01:23:45,430 上他身啊 1694 01:23:46,690 --> 01:23:49,790 看我出招 1695 01:23:54,790 --> 01:23:57,910 快出来 1696 01:23:58,130 --> 01:24:01,240 棒极啦 小胖子 1697 01:24:05,010 --> 01:24:06,470 看什么 快上身啊 1698 01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:09,590 上他身啊 1699 01:24:19,610 --> 01:24:20,960 你怎么搞的 1700 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:24,060 不行 不行 他的臭狐太厉害啦 1701 01:25:42,020 --> 01:25:45,140 交给你啦 1702 01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:50,050 快去帮忙啊 1703 01:25:50,050 --> 01:25:51,930 我 我不行啊 1704 01:25:51,930 --> 01:25:53,490 只剩下他一个人怎么行啊 1705 01:25:53,490 --> 01:25:54,710 快去啊 1706 01:25:54,710 --> 01:25:56,310 去帮忙啊 1707 01:25:56,310 --> 01:25:59,430 我来啦 1708 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:05,480 你真的不行啊 1709 01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:08,580 对不对 我说过我不行的嘛 1710 01:26:15,770 --> 01:26:18,890 他的三味真火这么强 我怎么上身啊 1711 01:26:26,510 --> 01:26:29,630 GO 1712 01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:37,480 GO 1713 01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:45,360 GO 1714 01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,360 Come on 1715 01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,480 NO GO 1716 01:29:02,870 --> 01:29:04,960 来啊 1717 01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:08,070 就不 1718 01:29:11,490 --> 01:29:12,250 来啊 1719 01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:25,800 来啊 1720 01:30:02,060 --> 01:30:05,180 快 1721 01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:10,060 这边 你往哪走呢 1722 01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:13,170 快点 1723 01:30:22,150 --> 01:30:23,920 这一次 谢谢各位大哥的帮忙 1724 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:25,070 我的仇也报了 1725 01:30:25,070 --> 01:30:26,320 可以入土为安了 1726 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,820 你搞掂了 我们还没发财呢 1727 01:30:28,820 --> 01:30:29,620 我告诉你啊 1728 01:30:29,620 --> 01:30:30,390 让我们几个发了财 1729 01:30:30,390 --> 01:30:31,950 才能够烟消云散啊 1730 01:30:31,950 --> 01:30:34,350 包在我身上 一切没问题 1731 01:30:34,350 --> 01:30:36,540 上车 1732 01:30:36,540 --> 01:30:39,250 别让他上没位置了 1733 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:42,370 你那么胖坐另外一部啦 1734 01:30:43,180 --> 01:30:44,120 我那边有位置 1735 01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:46,750 跟我坐吧 1736 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:46,830 我跟你换啊 跟我坐吧 1737 01:30:46,830 --> 01:30:47,680 我跟你换啊 1738 01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:48,710 换你个头 1739 01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:52,430 鹧鸪菜 1740 01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:55,080 看什么 1741 01:30:59,260 --> 01:30:59,870 看什么 1742 01:31:01,340 --> 01:31:02,690 第三个车跟上... 105509

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