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♪
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[tricorder beeps]
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[beeps]
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[beeps]
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Tony.
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Gena Marino,
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my seventh grade
geology teacher?
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Wh-What are you doing in space?
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And in a revealing toga?
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Don't worry
about all that, Tony.
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Come here,
let me brush your hair.
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You can tell me about that
race car novel you're writing.
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[gasps]
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Oh, my gosh. I've never
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told anyone about that.
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I wrote myself in
as the main character.
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His name's Speedy McWheels.
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So clever. Tell me more.
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[screaming]
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♪
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FREEMAN: Captain's log,
stardate 58256.2.
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Jengus IV is a remote planet
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which was believed
to be uninhabited
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until indigenous silicate
creatures, called the Scrubble,
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started turning Federation
scientists into statues.
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Captain Murakami
of the USS Hood
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answered the distress call
and brokered tentative peace.
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With the conflict resolved,
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the Cerritos and the Carlsbad
are coordinating
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to relocate the outpost.
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Once again,
we're cleaning up a mess
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for a bunch
of outpost scientists.
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You know why these guys
are always getting eaten,
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disappearing, or getting eggs
laid in their chest?
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'Cause they're working
on the frontier?
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Because they're weirdos.
You want to explore space?
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Join Starfleet,
go to the Academy.
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But no, that's too much effort.
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They just got to get
their degrees
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in studying spores or whatever,
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then head off into the quadrant
and get devoured by a plant!
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Is this a mission briefing
or a stand-up routine?
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Oh, no, no. His stand-up's
more a raw, unfiltered take
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- on dating and mating.
- [groans]
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Anyway, now that the Scrubble
and the scientists have agreed
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not to attack each other, it's
our job to set up a new base
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and remove these.
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Psychic mines--
they read your thoughts
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and bring your fantasies
to life, then turn you to stone.
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Be careful down there.
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Captain wants us to look good
in front of the Carlsbad crew.
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Cali-class gets real gossipy.
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Glad to see that our priorities
are in the right place.
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Just follow Stevens's orders
like they were coming from me.
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Because we're best friends,
and we share a sacred bond.
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Dismissed.
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[groans] You have to stop saying
that we have a sacred bond.
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I feel it, sir,
and I know you do, too.
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Ooh, Tendi, we're heading
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down to the planet
to move a bunch of rocks.
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Ah, that's so cool.
Wish I could join,
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but I'm starting my senior
science officer training today.
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Whoa, look at you,
getting all bridge-ready.
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[yelps] I've been
prepping so much,
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I'm afraid my brain's
gonna explode with science.
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Ah, that's how I want to go.
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All right, I'm off to find out
who my senior officer mentor is.
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Wish me luck.
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Wait, no, wish me facts.
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- Ah, Ensign, join me.
- Hey, Dr. Migleemo.
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Sorry, I don't have
time to chat.
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I'm actually meeting my mentor
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for senior science
officer training.
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Well, I wonder
who that could be. It's me.
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- [laughs] 'Tis I.
- Wait, what?
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Through the strange alchemy
of command,
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the task of mentoring you
has fallen to me.
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Now grab a seat
and let's get started.
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Oh, and do help yourself
to some of these
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Corvarian sludge worms.
They are exquisitely charred.
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Oh. G-Great. [chuckles]
- [slurps] Mmm!
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Lieutenant Commander Stevens?
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Ensign Kearns reporting.
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We're here to provide assistance
from the Carlsbad.
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Great. You guys'll dismantle and
relocate the outpost equipment.
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Cerritos, you're gonna clear
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the area of fantasy rocks,
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which are still live,
so be careful.
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Uh, what do we do
if our fantasies appear?
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Well, they should dissipate
after a few hours,
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but if anything
should try to tempt you,
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you know, think about
parrises squares.
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What up, 'badders?
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I'm Mariner,
that's Rutherford, and this
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little bird-boned
fella is Boimler.
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Uh, yeah, we know who you are.
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Everyone's heard
about the Cerritos.
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Oh, um, cool? [chuckles]
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Oh, hey, you guys were just
at Pellex II, right?
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Did you get a chance
to sneak over
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to the old Pleasure Festival?
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No, we were aboard our ship,
following orders.
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We do not sneak.
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Yeah, no, I just meant, uh...
Look, I don't sneak either.
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I-I didn't mean sneak.
I just meant, like...
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Uh, i-it's gonna be
a slog today.
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If you guys get sick
of dismantling the station,
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we can always switch it up.
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Uh-huh. Hey, Cor'dee,
is "switching it up"
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- in our mission parameters?
- It is not.
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And why are we wasting time
with all this talk?
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- Uh, well, I just, I...
- Eh, look, we've heard about how
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you do things on the Cerritos.
We're not here to screw around.
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What the hell's their problem?
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They were acting like
the Cerritos was a joke.
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Do we have a reputation?
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I don't know. Look, we should
probably get to work.
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[growls]
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TENDI:
So, have you ever
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trained a science
officer before?
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Absolutely... not, no.
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I didn't know they did this.
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But Starfleet sent along
a lovely manual,
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which I have been skimming,
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so you and I will be
learning together.
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Now, isn't that fun?
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[chuckles] Sure is.
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[slurps] Now, let's see here.
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Table of contents. Good start.
Foreword by Ambassador Spock.
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Hmm, not bad. Okay,
Vulcan stuff, Vulcan stuff,
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Vulcan stuff... I tell you what,
it would've been logical
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- to find an editor.
- Just so you know,
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I've been studying super hard. Microbiology,
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- xenobiology, astrobiology...
- [chuckles]
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There really are a lot
of sciences, aren't there?
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Too many if you ask me.
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Ah, it seems like
proper amount, but, uh,
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what I'm saying is, I think I'm
ready for the exam right now.
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Oh, well, according to this,
science officer training
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is less about tests and more
about learning to be, ooh,
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"the voice of science." Cute.
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But maybe it's, like,
also a test?
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'Cause I just really want
to take a test.
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Tendi, does it matter how much
you know if nobody's listening?
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Captains have big egos.
You need to cut through that
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and speak for science,
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which is why you will be serving
as a science officer trainee
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with Captain Freeman today.
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Isn't she busy
with an important negotiation?
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Exactly.
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I want you to focus
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on getting
the captain's attention.
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Really prove that you've got
the grapes to stand up to her.
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But won't that make her mad?
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[laughs] Oh, definitely.
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Garçon, one more round of millet
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- and cut me off after that.
- [groans]
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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Whoa.
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Hey, Samanthan,
you want to come over here
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and help me design some
Galaxy-class starship engines?
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Leah Brahms? No, man, no.
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Think about parrises squares,
think of parrises squares.
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This is your fantasy?
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Oh, yeah. Dr. Brahms
was instrumental
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in advancing warp field theory.
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I need a big brain engineer
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who can help me
extrude some plasma
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- and run some tests.
- [yelps] No! Leave me alone.
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Look at those stupid
Carlsbad ensigns.
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What did they mean
"screw around"?
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Cali-class ships are all
practically the same.
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What the hell
are they so smug about?
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I mean, we have gotten into
some pretty notable shenanigans.
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Oh, please, like what?
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- We tussled with mugatos.
- Well, there was that Klingon
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- who took off in the ship
- We tussled with the Pakleds.
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- and he was drunk.
- Twice with the Pakleds.
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And we scared the crap out
of that drill instructor.
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Was there a thing
with time travel? Have we done
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- a time travel thing?
- Okay, okay, I get it,
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yeah, shenanigans.
You know what?
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Today, we're gonna do our job
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faster and better
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and kick their asses
Cerritos style.
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I mean, we can try, but,
I mean, they're kind of amazing.
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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What the... Did you see that?
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She's rubbing it in.
No, I'm the one who rubs. I rub.
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Okay, you know what,
you're right.
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Let's pick up the pace
and smoke these guys.
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[grunting]
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- Come with me.
- [gasps]
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We could increase
gravimetric power limits
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all... night... long.
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Rutherford, stay strong.
Parrises squares,
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ion mallet, shiny blue uniforms.
[groans] Come on.
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I can't believe
that's tempting to you.
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Yeah, these things'll
have to try a lot harder
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to get in my head.
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Ensign Boimler. There you are.
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Quick, get in, son.
The Borg are attacking.
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Starfleet needs
that Boimler magic.
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[gasps] I knew
this day would come.
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Yes, sir, Admiral,
let's... [grunts]
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- Dude, come on.
- Huh? Oh, geez, sorry.
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Also, a sidecar? Even in your
fantasy, you're not driving?
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Driving's scary.
I'm a natural passenger.
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Oh, hey, babe.
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I was about to go
yell at Ransom,
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really tear him a new one
for being so annoying.
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Want to come watch?
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Nice try, "babe,"
but I'll hold off
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for the real deal
back on the ship.
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Ho-ho-okay, you and Jennifer
are "babe-ing" each other now?
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Uh, yeah, I mean,
I guess we have been.
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Aw, it's nice to see you
with a girlfriend,
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instead of destroying everything
in your path.
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She's not my girlfriend.
We're just hanging out.
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- We're not into labels.
- Oh, I'm into labels.
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I'm fine being your
hot Andorian girlfriend.
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Is that your fantasy?
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No. Where-- No.
Go find Leah Brahms. Shut up.
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Ooh, somebody's blushing.
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[chuckles] I think she is.
I'm detecting an elevated
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- heart rate.
- Stop looking at my heart rate.
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Okay, we have to ignore these
totally inaccurate fantasies
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at all costs.
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Come and look at the warp core
with me and Leah.
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[groans]
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Huh, I had no idea
that Captain Maier
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was going to be so fresh-faced.
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What, he just graduate
from the Academy yesterday?
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I don't know, but word
around the fleet is that
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he's on the fast track
to a Galaxy-class.
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Uh, Captain. [chuckles]
I've been researching
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Captain Murakami's logs
about the Scrubble,
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and I think they are...
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00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,762
- [grunts]
- Captain Maier,
244
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,764
your reputation precedes you.
245
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,114
As does yours, Captain Freeman.
246
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,464
I'm excited to learn from
how you close this deal today.
247
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,076
[chuckles] Well, most of
the work's already been done.
248
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,687
We just need to get everyone
to sign off on final points.
249
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,862
Should only take
a minute or two.
250
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,690
Still, it'll be good to see how
251
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,300
the old school knocks this out.
252
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,563
I'm sure we can do--
Wait, old school?
253
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,609
Now hold on, hold on.
That is totally unfair.
254
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,089
We had no idea that
the rocks we were studying
255
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,873
had any silicate life.
256
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,702
Well, what you call "silicate"
life, we just call "life."
257
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,965
You do not seem alive to us.
258
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,401
[clears throat]
Everyone, everyone, please.
259
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,142
Welcome to the Cerritos.
260
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,623
We have the treaty details
you've agreed to right here.
261
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,929
Perhaps some refreshments?
262
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,626
The Scrubble
thanks you, Captains.
263
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,193
We appreciate the respect
264
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:14,238
you both show the Scrubble,
unlike these
265
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,023
- insolent scientists.
- Hey.
266
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,286
May we present you
with a sacred
267
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,418
- Scrubble totem?
- FREEMAN: Oh, thank you so much.
268
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,247
It's-it's lovely.
Captain Maier, please feel free
269
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,859
to take this token of respect
for your collection.
270
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,730
Oh, I couldn't possibly,
Captain Freeman.
271
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,124
As the more senior officer,
the statue's all yours.
272
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,866
[laughs]
Take the statue, young man.
273
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,563
[chuckles]
No, I couldn't impose.
274
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,782
- Take it.
- No, you.
275
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,348
- No, please. It's yours.
- Get it away.
276
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,177
- [grunts, panting]
- Please let me help.
277
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,310
I can make you
a captain, Boimler.
278
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:45,661
- [both grunt]
- Can you triple-check my math?
279
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,968
[grunting]
280
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,534
[cheers]
281
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,624
[gasps] Nailed it, babe.
Let's make out.
282
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,888
Yo, Kearns.
Five more, and we're done.
283
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,411
Looks like you guys
have a ways to go, huh?
284
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,153
- [growls]
- [screams, groans]
285
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,198
What are you doing?
Come on,
286
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,373
- pick it up.
- I think I pulled
287
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,940
my dominant groin.
288
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,377
[laughs] This is great.
It's totally working.
289
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,858
- [grunts]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
290
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,904
Did you just dunk
that fantasy rock?
291
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,383
The hell were you thinking?
292
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,124
Moving fast, sir.
Getting the job done.
293
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,257
Well, slow it down.
These things are dangerous.
294
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,172
They're not a bunch
of dang basketballs.
295
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,174
Well, we just wanted
to make sure these Carlsbad guys
296
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,959
didn't outpace us and make
Commander Ransom look like
297
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,178
an ineffectual leader.
298
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,310
Ineffectual?
Why would they say that?
299
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,312
Yeah, we overheard them saying
Ransom was a joke, and that
300
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,488
his-his teams are slow,
and his core is weak.
301
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,447
Bull[bleep]. He's got
the strongest core in the fleet.
302
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,884
Now, hurry up. Let's move
some friggin' rocks.
303
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,103
Let me show you how a pro
304
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,844
does it. Whoa. Ooh!
305
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,848
Uh, sir, what happens
if these things break?
306
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,501
I'm sure it's fine.
It probably just makes
307
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,155
a real big fantasy, right?
308
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,289
[chuckles] Watch out,
giant ham sandwich incoming.
309
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,900
[screeching]
310
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,946
Oh, my God. Kukulkan.
311
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,817
- [screams] Whoa!
- [roars]
312
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:58,081
My beautiful arms. [screams]
313
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,823
[roars]
314
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,433
[all scream]
315
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,870
What was that thing?
316
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,654
Guys, I don't think
that was a fantasy.
317
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,829
I think these broken rocks
are reading our nightmares.
318
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,004
But I don't like my nightmares.
319
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,050
What is that?
320
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,533
[laughs]
321
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,492
[all scream]
322
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,239
- [panting]
- [clowns cackling]
323
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,067
In here, quick.
324
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,897
- [gasps]
- Wow.
325
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,682
Good aim is hot. [screaming]
326
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,860
JENNIFER'S VOICE: I want
to be exclusive! I want us
327
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,036
to grow old and boring and grow
328
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,951
orchids together, babe.
329
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,301
- [snarls]
- [Boimler and Mariner grunting]
330
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,612
Settle down with me!
331
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,961
- Whew.
- Mariner,
332
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,571
you might want
to go back to therapy.
333
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,312
[screams]
334
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,792
[growls]
335
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,012
- Cerritos, come in.
- [static]
336
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,362
Of course. It's not
a real day in Starfleet
337
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:02,929
till comms get blocked.
338
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,278
Okay, how long before
these things dissipate?
339
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,541
With those psychic mines broken,
who knows?
340
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,847
We'll have to wait it out.
341
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,413
[sighs] We are trapped
in a cave,
342
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,111
and your commander is armless.
343
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,895
I fear we will be
penalized for this.
344
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,028
No, I will. I made us rush.
345
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,377
Why? We had all day.
346
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,813
You guys were going so fast,
347
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,684
we-we were trying
to speed up to beat you.
348
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,339
[sighs] It's clear the Cerritos
has a bad reputation.
349
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,950
We didn't want to live up to it.
350
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,909
Wow. I'm speechless.
351
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,216
Come on, don't pile on.
Look, the Cerritos is actually
352
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,000
a really great place to serve...
353
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,697
No, no, I mean, we were
the ones who were rushing.
354
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:33,698
What?
355
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,309
You guys are so cool,
356
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,006
and we were just
trying to impress you.
357
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,834
Wait, you think we're cool?
358
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,881
Yes. The tales of your exploits
are widely shared.
359
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:45,101
The Cerritos is,
in fact, the coolest.
360
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,624
MAIER:
Collecting stuff isn't really
361
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,278
a thing with my generation.
362
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,020
No disrespect, I just don't need
flashy trinkets to...
363
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,848
It's a normal rock.
364
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,329
Ensign, come here, scan this
thing and tell Captain Maier
365
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,983
- it's not flashy.
- [tricorder beeps]
366
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,593
TENDI:
Hmm, it has an anomalous
367
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,116
molecular composition.
I'm actually
368
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,770
getting some pretty
interesting readings...
369
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,076
Stop talking.
It's clearly not fancy.
370
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,469
Ah-ha-ha, see, there you go.
371
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,210
A "pretty interesting" object
372
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,646
for a pretty
experienced captain.
373
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,170
Captains, captains,
374
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,389
maybe we should get to business,
what do you say?
375
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,130
- Take the rock. No, no.
- You take it.
376
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,784
- MAIER: Don't you dare. No, no.
- FREEMAN: It's a gift.
377
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,265
- Just take it. Take it!
- Just take the rock!
378
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,573
Oh, yeah, all the Cali-class
crews talk about the Cerritos.
379
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,619
You guys are famous.
380
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,708
Famous? Us? [chuckles] No way.
381
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,797
Come on, the Cerritos is like
382
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,712
the Enterprise
of the support ships.
383
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,844
You have survived battles
with the Pakleds.
384
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,847
You four stood strong
in an alien trial.
385
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,893
Eh, it was more of a party,
but thanks.
386
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,504
All the other Cali-class ships
just do what they're told,
387
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,550
but the Cerritos kicks ass.
388
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,856
[sighs] We kind of freaked out
when we got this mission.
389
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,989
We just wanted to show you
that we could keep up.
390
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,861
[scoffs] You did more than keep
up. You guys were crushing it.
391
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,038
- [screaming]
- [hissing]
392
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:56,564
Give us your distinctiveness.
[coughs]
393
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:58,958
What?
394
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,529
- You're scared of basketballs?
- I'm not.
395
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,662
So, your greatest fantasy
is basketball?
396
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,881
No, I hadn't heard the word
"basketball" in years
397
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,536
until Stevens said it just
before the nightmares showed up.
398
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,191
I guess the stones must've
pulled that from my mind, too?
399
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,627
Fantasies and fears I get,
400
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,629
but why access that part
of your brain?
401
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,284
Uh, there's a bunch of stuff out
there that doesn't make sense.
402
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,678
Hey, babe. [laughs]
403
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,027
BOIMLER:
Does Jennifer wear hats?
404
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,681
No, her antennae
are too sensitive.
405
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,379
[gasps] But I did overhear
Levy mansplaining
406
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,033
the difference between
a pork pie and a fedora
407
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,730
to some poor cadet
the other day.
408
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,994
These stones are recording
way more than we thought.
409
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,997
Something in here is streaming
a ton of data.
410
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,563
Whatever's receiving it
411
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,609
is back there.
412
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,485
[groans] Give it to me straight,
Doc, is it bad?
413
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,662
You're fine, just relax.
I need a sedative over here.
414
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,055
Here you go, Doctor.
415
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,100
What the [bleep]
are you doing here?
416
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,492
Weren't you supposed to start
417
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,667
science officer stuff
with Migleemo?
418
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,061
Yup, first day.
It's going great.
419
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,455
- [bleep] the bed, huh?
- Yes, I think that's accurate.
420
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,370
- Aw, geez, are you about to cry?
- [sniffles]
421
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,546
This guy's not even crying, and
his toes are getting digested.
422
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,547
They are?
423
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,157
Shut up, don't move.
424
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,594
I just don't know if I'm cut out
to be a science officer.
425
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,422
I can't get the captain
to listen to me.
426
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,337
[sighs] Okay,
guess we're doing this.
427
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,426
Tendi, of course
you're cut out for it.
428
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,732
That's why I recommended you.
429
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,125
Then why am I blowing it?
430
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,865
All my studying
hasn't helped at all.
431
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,780
No, no, studying's good,
but in real life
432
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,869
there's gonna be times when you
need to make a mess of things
433
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,567
before you can fix them.
434
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,264
Like how I'm gonna have
to cut this guy's foot off,
435
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,092
- so we can grow him a new one.
- Wait, what was that?
436
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,573
You'll be a great officer on
the bridge one day, but you're
437
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,705
gonna have to risk
screwing things up to get there.
438
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,186
- You understand?
- I do. Thanks, Doc.
439
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,319
- Good luck growing it back.
- Hey,
440
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,624
so you were just kidding
about my foot
441
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,061
to make a point, right? [crying]
442
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,541
- [yowls]
- [screams]
443
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,156
[screams] Cave bug.
We've got cave bugs in here.
444
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,680
Wait, look,
I think this is a door.
445
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,074
Huh, that's not a usual thing
for a cave.
446
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,119
Hey, there's an access panel
over here.
447
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,557
[all gasp]
448
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,212
YOUNG:
Whoa, what is this place?
449
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,519
Don't know, but this
is definitely the receiver.
450
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:08,087
And some kind of storage device.
451
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,264
- Look.
- It's storing all our thoughts.
452
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,701
It has our security clearances, passwords,
453
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,398
personal information.
454
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,358
My Uncle Trent drunk-dancing
at my cousin's wedding.
455
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,707
Damn. Get it, Trent.
456
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,230
This thing is
a literal data mine.
457
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,884
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
but look at the equipment.
458
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,451
It's all Federation tech.
459
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,888
The outpost scientists
must have installed it. But why?
460
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,585
Unless they
and the Scrubble are...
461
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,892
- Working together.
- We should probably
462
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,807
- report this, huh?
- Big-time.
463
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,201
Hey, you think there's any
chance the crazy crystal cavern
464
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,898
is maybe boosting comms?
I don't know.
465
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,552
- [static]
- Yeah, no, of course not.
466
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,206
Well, you guys lucked out.
467
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,512
You're getting the full
Cerritos experience today.
468
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,600
[grunts]
469
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,780
[all whooping, shouting]
470
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,347
[laughter]
471
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,570
[grunting]
472
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,919
[screams]
473
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,312
[grunts]
474
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,009
- [roars]
- Die!
475
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,880
- Kearns to Carlsbad.
- Boimler to Cerritos.
476
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,708
- Oh, I'm sorry, do you want...
- I'm sorry, did I step on...?
477
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,493
- We need emergency-- Wow.
- Requesting immediate-- O-Okay.
478
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,842
- I can, I can walk over there.
- [stammers] Are you sure?
479
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,017
It's okay.
No, no, it's-it's fine.
480
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,459
- MAIER: Just take it!
- FREEMAN: No, you take it!
481
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,461
How about if we split it? Shaxs,
phaser this thing in half.
482
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,897
- Now we're talking.
- How dare you?
483
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,421
This is a sacred gift.
484
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,031
Why don't we just
go back down to the planet
485
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,206
and get another one?
486
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,903
No. I'm running
the negotiations,
487
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,602
- and I say Maier gets the rock.
- And as your guest,
488
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,691
- I decline.
- What is wrong with you?
489
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,040
Just take the thing and stick it
490
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,868
in the closet
like everybody else.
491
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:34,782
I'm not gonna be the captain
who wouldn't let Carol Freeman
492
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,523
have a peace treaty gift.
493
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,698
- FREEMAN: I don't need it.
- If someone doesn't take it,
494
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,178
we're not signing the treaty.
495
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,440
Someone just take
the damn thing,
496
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,528
so we can get this over with!
497
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,051
Everybody stop yelling!
498
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,574
- I'm having flashbacks.
- MARINER: Hold on.
499
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,010
Everyone, stop, stop, stop.
We just got back
500
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,360
from the planet.
You have to stop this.
501
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,752
Mariner,
what the hell are you doing?
502
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,101
It's true, Commander,
we scanned...
503
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:50,624
Just take the rock,
take the rock.
504
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,277
Shut up!
505
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,495
[all gasp]
506
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,280
Ensign, have you lost your mind?
507
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,282
Look at the damn rock.
508
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,676
RANSOM:
Is that... Federation tech?
509
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,461
Those anomalous readings?
510
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,245
- It's an internal power source.
- MARINER: Tendi's right.
511
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,507
These guys are working together.
512
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,856
They have
a whole system down there
513
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,162
where they read minds
using rocks
514
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,120
and store it
with Federation systems.
515
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,818
A spy device?
516
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,907
And you both wanted it planted
in a captain's office.
517
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:16,389
They would have heard top secret
communications, deployments.
518
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,000
Well, this is, uh, preposterous.
519
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,784
I-I want to go back to my cave
this instant.
520
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:24,179
Yes, yes, and I have important
work to do at the outpost,
521
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,702
- groundbreaking stuff.
- [gasps]
522
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,400
- [growls]
- FREEMAN: Actually,
523
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,793
I think I'm finally ready
to start this meeting.
524
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,578
[groans]
525
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,928
Great plan, genius.
526
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,279
FREEMAN:
Captain's log, supplemental.
527
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,933
The animosity
between the Scrubble
528
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,804
and Outpost 76 scientists
529
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,763
was a manufactured deception,
530
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,592
designed to distract from
their plan to collect and sell
531
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,899
sensitive Starfleet intelligence
on the black market.
532
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,249
Apparently,
the scientists wanted
533
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,772
to purchase better equipment,
534
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,688
and the Scrubble
wanted more... rocks?
535
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,386
[sighs] I don't get how that
would-- Whatever. Anyway,
536
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,867
they'll both be answering
to a Federation tribunal.
537
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,173
In recognition of their
excellent teamwork,
538
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:05,264
Captain Maier and I have
authorized a small celebration
539
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,961
for our combined crews.
540
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,702
[chuckles] I was, like,
"Okay, Doc,
541
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,617
"if I was brain dead
for ten minutes,
542
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,401
"then how come I saw a koala
543
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,229
sitting on a black mount...?"
Wait. Where are you going?
544
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,970
Okay.
545
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,885
Looks like it's just
you and me, old friend.
546
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:20,540
[screams]
Gah, cinnamon schnapps.
547
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,194
Innkeeper,
two Grimpari Sun Storms,
548
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,675
one for me
and one for my mentee,
549
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,329
who made sure she was heard.
550
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:30,680
I couldn't have done it
without a great mentor.
551
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,334
Why, thank you, Tendi.
552
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,163
I must admit, this new role
rather suits me.
553
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,904
A toast, to me.
554
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,515
And, to a lesser extent,
but also worth noting, Tendi.
555
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:44,128
[clears throat] Carol, I need to
apologize for my behavior today.
556
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,608
I-I hope you don't
think less of me.
557
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,218
Well, you and the Carlsbad team
558
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,524
impressed the hell out of me.
559
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,570
In fact, I got you something.
560
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:51,919
But this is gonna record my...
561
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,747
Don't worry,
it's been neutralized.
562
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,053
I know you think collecting
trinkets is old-school, but...
563
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:59,100
I would be honored.
Are you sure you don't want it?
564
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,667
Please, that's the little half.
565
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,582
I kept the big one for myself.
566
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,410
[both laugh]
567
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:07,413
You guys really lived up
to your reputations today.
568
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,763
Wow, we had no idea anyone
talked about the Cerritos.
569
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,547
Oh, maybe not across the fleet,
570
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,941
but you're definitely
Cali-class famous.
571
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,246
Really? What do they say?
572
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,379
Mariner's an unstoppable
force of nature.
573
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,728
- Truth.
- Rutherford's a genius
574
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,034
with crazy implant powers.
575
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,165
- Okey dokey.
- Tendi's a ray
576
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,732
- of optimistic sunshine.
- Aw.
577
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,169
The only thing people
get wrong is Boimler.
578
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,563
Let me guess, everyone thinks
I'm older, right?
579
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,653
No, in stories you're described
as a tiny comedic robot
580
00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:32,046
that is always
getting into trouble.
581
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,439
Wait, wait, wait,
what do they say?
582
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,005
- [laughter]
- Yes, that is so accurate.
583
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,833
- No, it's not.
- I expected you to be, like,
584
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,357
a hovering cube or something.
585
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,054
Guys, you got to tell people
I'm a man.
586
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,490
Oh, no, no. Please keep telling
people he's a cube.
587
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:43,144
Mariner, no. Don't do that.
588
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,015
[robotic voice]:
Aw, Boimler wants to be people.
589
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,366
BOIMLER: Guys, please,
please tell them I'm people.
590
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,629
Guys, I'm people!
591
00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,121
[man imitates weapons firing]
592
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:53,079
Chirp.
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