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[Freeman] Captain's log, sfardaz'e 58053.9.
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The cerritos is escofl/ng
a doop/er emissary
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to starbase 25 for trade negotiations.
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Dooplers are a species
which in voluntarily duplicate
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as an emotional defense mechanism.
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We '|/e been walking on eggshells
the entire trio.
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Emissary, the last few days
with you have been very... careful.
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Your hospitality is appreciated, captain,
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as are your efforts
to prevent me from duplicating.
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{gasps}
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[all laugh]
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Uh, excuse me.
I must ready for arrival to the station.
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[All sigh]
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This has been
the most stressful week of my life!
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How did we get on doopler duty?
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Well, it's all worth it.
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We'll get to starbase 25 just in time
for the command conference.
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Is that the one with the epic after-party?
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Oh, yeah. Three years ago,
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admiral slattery got so drunk
he commandeered a light cruiser.
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He didn't sober up until he was halfway
to the delta quadrant.
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I'll be the only
californ/a-class captain there
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because of my heroics
in the battle against the pakleds.
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Soon, doopler duty
will be a thing of the past.
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[Grunts]
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Oh, sometimes this job feels like
it's just stacking crates in storage bays.
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What are we doing next?
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Crate stacking, storage bay 7.
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I can't believe we're going
to be docked right outside
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the wildest party in starfleet,
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but instead of getting torn,
we'll be stacking.
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I could be hanging out
with so many captains
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who are looking for their next number one.
[Grunts] Whoa.
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I bet right now you wish
you were still on the titan.
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It was amazing. I swear
the replicated waterjust tasted better.
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And don't even get me started
on how soft the bridge chairs were.
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- Ooh, and the holodecks...
- Okay.
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I wasn't looking for the sales pitch.
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I meant, if you were still
on a capital ship like that
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you'd be guaranteed an invite
to this party.
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Yeah, my stupid transporter clone William
is probably going.
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You haven't even met him,
but trust me, he's so annoying.
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Real stickler for the rules,
kind of a butt-kisser...
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Wait. Shut up. Shut up.
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The titan's on the other side of
the system deterring the pakleds.
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So, there's no way
they can make it here in time.
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William's invite is just sitting there.
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You can pose as your clone,
and I can be your plus-one!
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You're right!
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Just to be safe, I'll call clone boimler
and make sure he's cool with it... ah!
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Are you crazy?
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You're right.
I now realize that was crazy.
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After a hard day of working on the ship,
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nothing relaxes me like building
a smaller version of the ship.
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Now we just have to get
the tiny deflector shields online.
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Boy, before I lost my memory,
I did some great work on this thing.
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Look at those phase inverters.
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I like mini mariner bossing
around tiny boimler in the itty-bitty bar.
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Huh. There's something etched
on the side of the manifold.
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Looks like old me left some directions
on how to get the shields working.
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"Field distortion amplifier 88."
And then there's three squiggly lines.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know. [Chuckles]
But if I did it once, I can do it again!
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- [Yelp]
- Oh. Sorry!
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Ah, captain Freeman.
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I guess this means you've had a good trip
with your doopler guest?
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It was exhausting! Between us,
I can't get him off the ship fast enough.
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-Um_-
-the man is so emotionally fragile.
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Fragile? [Gasping] Was I too much trouble?
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No, no, no, no. You were great.
I love having you here.
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I was a bad guest! I'm so sorry...
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Oh, no!
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I dooplercated! This is so embarrassing!
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No, it's... it's fine.
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Nothing is more mortifying
than dooplercating!
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[Both] We both did it!
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[Groaning]
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- Oh! He just dooplercated!
- Don't look at me.
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Stop! It's fine! You are all great!
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Freeman, I can't risk this station
being overrun with dooplers.
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The cerritos won't be allowed to dock
until you sort this out.
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We aren't allowed on the station?
[Groaning]
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[Grunts] What the...
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Oh, yeah. Ah. Looking sassy. Yeah!
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Should we be in skants for this?
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Nobody wears those anymore.
Don't overthink it.
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Right. But maybe
we could take our skants in a bag
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just in case we get there
and everyone's in a skant?
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Attention, all decks, the dooplers
are exponentially duplicating,
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wh/ch is a totally cool thing to do.
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If you see a doopler,
just smile and look away.
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You're telling the whole sh/p about us?
[Exclaiming]
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Does that mean we're not going?
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It means we're definitely going.
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Chaos on the bridge means no one's gonna
notice one little transporter override.
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- Come on!
- Ooh!
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Whoa. I've never been on a station
this old. It's like a whole city.
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Yeah, it's great,
but it kinda smells like pee sometimes.
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Come on. We gotta find the party.
The location's always secret.
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This place is massive!
How are we going to find anything?
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Follow me. I used to live here.
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Of course you did.
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Ooh, they've got a ouark's now.
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That used to just be an empty lot
where teens would make mistakes.
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Remember Becky mariner? She's back.
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What are you doing?
We don't have time to shop.
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[Mariner] Mmm.
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-[Gun beeps] {Gasps}
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you dare set foot on this station
after what you did to me, Becky?
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- Becky?
- Oh, get over it, malvus.
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I should disintegrate you
for stranding me on ceti Alpha iv,
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which I'll have you know
is much worse than ceti Alpha v.
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I don't strand people!
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She stranded me on rubicon ill.
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- You stranded yourself.
- [Scoffs] What about on axilus?
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O-Okay, yeah. I stranded you there.
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Your boyfriend has it right.
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- Ugh.
- He is not my boyfriend.
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It's nice to meet someone who understands
how hard it is working with her.
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And the same to you.
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All right, I'm sorry I left you on
ceti Alpha.
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I really thought there was life there.
Listen, we could really use your help...
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I know what you want.
That stupid starfleet party.
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- You have to know where it is.
- Of course, I do.
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And I'd be happy to share it,
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if you help me move
some merchandise to storage.
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Aw, crates?
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Wait, hold on. What's in them?
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[Malvus] Limited edition
commander data bubble bath.
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You sure this isn't a lore?
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Meh. A couple might be lores.
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Hmm. Oh! Watch out! Hot! Hot! Hot, hot!
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The engines work, but no lights.
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What am I doing wrong?
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Oh, hey, another message
from last year me.
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"Shield emitters,
equal sign, squiggly line".
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All right, clear out.
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This area is being used for
emergency doopler holding.
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There's so many of me!
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Hey, careful!
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Oh, no! I bumped a toy!
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We need to find somewhere
to finish the model.
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You're leaving because of me!
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Yeah. I mean, it's pretty clear.
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[Dooplers grunting]
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There's no need to feel embarrassed.
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Thank you, you're very kind.
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Wait! That's what someone says
when there is a reason to be embarrassed!
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[Grunts]
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Okay. I'm just not gonna say anything.
We can just be silent.
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She's giving us the silent treatment!
That's even worse!
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Oh!
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This should fix the harmonic... ow!
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Who re-routed power
through the harmonic dampeners?
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I guess you did?
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Ow. Stupid me!
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Maybe we just put it away?
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No. I have to finish this.
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[Dooplers grunting, groaning]
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Excuse us. Sorry. Excuse me!
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Oh, no! We're in the way!
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- We're not even...
- Run!
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[Dooplers groaning]
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Aw, sugar!
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Hey, we could bring
one of these into the party,
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and be like,
"anybody order bottle service?"
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You know what? You didn't have to tell
malvus I abandoned you.
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- It was an accident.
- We were just having fun.
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I wasn't! That was a private thing
between you and me.
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You're always telling people
embarrassing stories about me.
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That's different.
My stories are hilarious.
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- And you're the one that abandoned me.
- What?
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[Siren wailing]
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Ooh. Crap! Crap! Crap! Oh, it's security.
They're pulling us over.
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- Ah! We're not supposed to be here.
- Shut up. Just stay calm.
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Yeah, yeah. Uh...
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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[Mariner] We just got stopped by security.
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They're always amped-up on party day.
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Yeah, for a moment I was worried
this was a stolen kart or something.
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It's not, but the illegal weapons
under the bubble bath are.
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Klingon disruptors!
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Malvus!
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Enjoy the penal colon y/ [laughs]
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Let's just explain that we were tricked
into carrying illegal cargo
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by your criminal friend.
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No, station security has a rep
for being crooked.
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They aren't gonna let us off with
a warning and a glass of Thai iced tea.
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They'll coerce a confession then sell
our combadges on the black market.
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Lucky for us, they're terrible drivers.
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Why is that lucky? [Screams]
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[Siren wailing]
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[Boimler grunts]
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- [Game chiming]
- Dabo!
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- [Boimler] Casino!
- [Shouting]
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[Boimler] Barbershop!
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Fine men's clothing!
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- [Mariner] Whoo!
- [Bystanders screaming]
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[Boimler screams]
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- [Horn honking]
- Watch out... watch...
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- Hey!
- Argh!
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[Beeping]
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[Screams]
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- Backwards time!
- [Tires screeching]
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- [Grunts]
- [Boimler whimpers]
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[Mariner] Whoo-hoo!
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[Both scream]
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[Screams]
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- Fish people!
- [Mariner] Sorry!
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Hey! We are not people!
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[Whimpering]
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Don't go down the stairs!
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[Dude, I would never go down the stairs!
Uaughs]
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[Screams]
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[Screams]
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Vulcans. Vulcans. Vulcans!
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Fascinating.
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- I can't take it anymore!
- Hey, hey!
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- I've got a model here. Stay back.
- This is humiliating!
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[Dooplers groaning]
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We gotta get to higher ground! [Grunting]
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Oh! [Grunts]
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- Forget the model! Are you crazy?
- [Rutherford] Got it!
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[Grunting]
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Whoa. We can escape
through the maintenance hatch.
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It was sealed off months ago.
Don't you remember?
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00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,231
No, tendi! I don't remember!
And that's the problem!
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My whole deal is repairing starships.
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If I can't fix this little toy,
then I don't even know who I am anymore.
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You're still samanthan rutherford.
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Am I? The old me was better.
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I can't figure out his notes, and I'm like
a year behind being friends with you.
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It's like I'm competing with my own ghost.
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[Both scream]
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[Birds squawking]
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[Crowd screaming]
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Cool, the aviary.
I went on a date here once.
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Avians!
239
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,222
- Oh, god. Oh, no! No, no, no, no!
- Whoo!
240
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,020
[Both grunting]
241
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,649
[Screaming]
242
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,029
Oh, yeah.
"Let's move to the aviary," he says.
243
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,241
"It'll be so quiet," he says.
244
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,785
Ha! We lost 'em. Never doubt me!
245
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,954
- Oh!
- [Both scream]
246
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,997
[Sighs] This is how I die.
247
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,561
- [Both grunting]
- [Tires screeching]
248
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,670
[Birds squawking]
249
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,555
[Groans] Still alive...
250
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,314
[Both gasping]
251
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,359
[Retches] I barfed up bubble bath.
252
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,194
Yeah. I was there.
Thank you for the update.
253
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,322
[Grunts] We can forget about the party
because guess what?
254
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,925
We're probably getting arrested instead.
255
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,034
No way.
I didn't put on undennear for nothing.
256
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,078
Il/lariner/
257
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,664
thank the gods
whom / worship that you're alive. [Laughs]
258
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,083
Shut up! If you don't tell me
where that party is,
259
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,794
I'm telling security I know
who those disruptors belong to.
260
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,379
But you would get arrested too.
261
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,840
Yeah, and then we'd both be
in the same cell.
262
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,383
Just you and me.
263
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,386
All right, all right.
I'll send you the location.
264
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,929
- But you still owe me.
- I owe a foot up your ass.
265
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,514
- [Chimes]
- Ballroom Alpha?
266
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,349
That's where all the big parties are!
267
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,351
How is that even a secret?
268
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:34,063
[Sighs, groans]
I knew we should have brought the skants.
269
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,983
[Dance music playing]
270
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,487
This is stupid. We're soaking wet.
271
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,740
- Shh, shh, shh. There's the bouncer.
- Name?
272
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,118
Brad... William boimler, USS titan.
273
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,411
Go on in.
274
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,579
It worked! [Laughs]
275
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,082
Yeah, he just... he loves being on lists.
Very excited. Whoa.
276
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,167
Not you.
277
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960
This is Beckett mariner.
She's my plus-one.
278
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,379
- Which ship you on?
- Uh, the voyager-d.
279
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,341
Mmm.
Beckett mariner, ensign on the cerritos.
280
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,760
Nope. Sorry, Luna-class and above only.
281
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,387
Ugh. They're not letting me in. Whatever.
282
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,098
There's, like, a million other things
to do on a station this big.
283
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,100
But this is the best thing, right?
284
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,103
- Fine. Just go in without me.
- I'm not gonna abandon you out here.
285
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,897
Oh, please. You love abandoning.
286
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,732
No, I don't! You're the abandoner.
287
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,169
You didn't think twice about taking
that promotion to the titan.
288
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,029
You just couldn't wait to leave me,
just like everybody else.
289
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,447
You're still mad about the titan?
290
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,759
- Why didn't you bring it up before?
- Of course I'm still mad!
291
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,053
I've been waiting for you to apologize
for weeks, you dumb jerk.
292
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,163
How was I supposed to know that?
Maybe try being honest sometime.
293
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,040
[Scoffs]
Whatever! I earned that promotion,
294
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,125
but I guess you have to make it
all about you.
295
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,710
- Some friend.
- Ugh.
296
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,965
Hey. It's tough being vulnerable.
Believe me, I know.
297
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,842
Yeah... shut up.
298
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,136
- [Dance music continues]
- Whoa.
299
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,312
Whoa. Captain Shelby and her number one.
300
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,232
[Gasps] Captain exley and his number one.
301
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:03,277
[Chuckles] Hey! You made it!
I haven't seen you since sintori iv.
302
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,863
[Groans]
303
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,282
[Dooplers exclaiming]
304
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,243
This is so awkward!
305
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,702
You're telling me!
306
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,788
[Grunts] I'm sorry
I can't finish the model.
307
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,642
I just have to get used to knowing
that the old me was a better engineer.
308
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,918
What? Rutherford, you have it all wrong.
309
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,254
- Old you never finished it either.
- What do you mean?
310
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,690
We always stopped at the warp core,
and then we'd start over again.
311
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,632
Why?
312
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,136
Because as long as we were working
on this, people left us alone.
313
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,096
It was like our social deflector dish.
314
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,348
We got to hang out
without anyone bugging us!
315
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,308
So all these notes from old me?
316
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,727
Are probably just to slow down
and buy time.
317
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,771
I wasn't smarter than me! Ha!
318
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,732
I'm glad you're feeling better.
Too bad we're gonna get crushed.
319
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,359
Not if we detonate the warp core.
320
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,821
[Grunts]
321
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,116
- Come on.
- [Rutherford grunts]
322
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,830
[Computer in high-pitched voice]
Eject/ng warp core
323
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,416
in five, four, three, two...
324
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,544
Hot, hot, hot, hot! [Grunts]
325
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,800
[Both grunting]
326
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,221
Uh... whoa. [Sighs]
327
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,432
Is this because of us?
328
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,726
They don't like us!
329
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,728
[Soft music playing]
330
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,607
[Groans] Uh, can I get five more of these?
331
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,984
You think that's a good idea?
332
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,029
Mmm. Interesting.
I'm actually going for "bad idea."
333
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,698
Put those on my tab,
plus a prune juice spritz.
334
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,203
Don't tell me the party was boring.
335
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,413
It was amazing. Nonstop sliders.
336
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,249
You love sliders. So, why'd you leave?
337
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,211
- It just wasn't fun.
- Hmm. Not enough famous admirals?
338
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,339
There were, but you weren't there
to make fun of them with me.
339
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,091
[Sighs] I'm sorry I left for the titan
the way I did.
340
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,094
I guess I was worried
you would talk me out of it.
341
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,848
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
I didn't even know you had feelings.
342
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,310
Of course, I do.
I just don't show them to everyone.
343
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,687
I don't know why I make
an exception for you.
344
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,731
Maybe because you're my number one.
345
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,942
[Laughs] Wow!
346
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,319
No, if anything, you're my number one.
I'm your mentor.
347
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,196
Psh. Nice try. We've already done that.
348
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,324
It goes by force of personality.
Me. Then you.
349
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,701
No, don't make me bump you down
to number two.
350
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,996
Thanks for coming to hang.
I'm sorry I ruined the party.
351
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,874
I can replicate sliders whenever I want
back on the cerritos.
352
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,002
Who needs to be at the coolest,
most prestigious party of the year?
353
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,255
[Both sigh]
354
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,966
- [Dooplers exclaiming]
- [Freeman screams]
355
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,593
I'm sorry, captain! The crowd has me now!
356
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,931
[Grunts, screams] Enough. Enough!
357
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,850
Stop being such whiny little [bleep]!
358
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,352
Wh-what did you say?
359
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:45,648
You idiots need to shut up
and stop being sniveling babies!
360
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,983
[Grunts]
361
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:51,195
[Gasps] Did you see that?
I berated them and they recombined.
362
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,114
Getting embarrassed
makes them lose control,
363
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,841
but getting pissed helps them get it back!
364
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,409
Hey! You're a jerk!
365
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,786
Excuse me? [Grunts]
366
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,621
Attention, everyone!
367
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,165
Stop be/ng careful around the dooplers.
368
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,043
Yell at them. Call them spineless punks!
369
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:11,340
I know we 're sta/fleet,
but really give them a piece of your mind/
370
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,968
your pagh is weak, and it disgusts me!
371
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,637
I don't even know what that is,
but I don't like your tone!
372
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,639
[Grunting]
373
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,724
[Shaxs grunts]
374
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,476
This is engineering.
You're in my house now!
375
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,147
You wouldn't know a reecon converter
from a tulox shifter!
376
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,607
How dare you!
377
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,151
I am a guest! [Grunts]
378
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,778
[Bleep]Ing you [bleep]face.
379
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:36,073
[Grunts] You, madam,
have crossed the line.
380
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,618
Endangered my ship, ruined my plans!
381
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:42,204
Oh, I hope a temporal anomaly wipes out
any record of your existence!
382
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,289
[Grunts]
383
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,459
I've never been treated like this
in my entire life.
384
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,837
And now, I am going to my quarters.
385
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,213
[Door opens, closes]
386
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,423
[Both sigh]
387
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:57,637
Ransom, t'Ana, shaxs. You're with me.
We can still get to our party.
388
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,014
[Blues music playing]
389
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,643
All right, who's drinking?
390
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,436
Hey, cheer up.
391
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,439
They've been running
that stupid party for generations.
392
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:12,443
[Laughs] You're not the first two
to end up in here after striking out.
393
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,653
Oh, yeah?
394
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,655
What is that...
395
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,074
- No way!
- What?
396
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,118
[Gasps] Captain kirk drank here?
397
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:25,831
He and his pointy-eared pal
tried to party crash back in, uh...
398
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,834
What was it? 2260-something.
399
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,337
[Laughs] Ended up right here.
400
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,966
Lady, you do not look that old.
I am very jealous. Respect.
401
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,844
[Laughs] Appreciate that, baby!
402
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,722
Kirk and Spock drank here? Kirk and Spock!
403
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,974
The blonde one did most of the drinking.
404
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,645
This is amazing!
This bar's, like, history.
405
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,855
[Alien snores]
406
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,151
We're here for the captains' party.
We didn't miss it, did we?
407
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,112
Nope, they go all night long.
408
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,114
- Boom!
- Hold on.
409
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,741
- Oh, they're with me.
- And you are?
410
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,410
Captain Carol Freeman.
411
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,869
[Beeping]
412
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,247
- Of the cerritos?
- You're not on the list.
413
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,667
[Scoffs] I fought alongside the titan
at the battle of kallah.
414
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,419
Kudos, you aren't getting in.
415
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,503
[Growls]
416
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,381
- [No audible dialogue]
- John! Captain Anderson!
417
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,508
Could you tell him I'm the pakled captain!
418
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,760
[Chuckles] Okona! How are you?
419
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,845
Anderson!
420
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,305
- Okona is in there?
- He's the dj.
421
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,475
Wha... he's not even starfleet!
This is outrageous.
422
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,560
Maybe we should go.
423
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,645
Our ship might not be the biggest,
424
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,606
and we might do the missions
nobody else wants,
425
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,942
but we are still starfleet.
426
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,529
My crew deals with just as much [bleep]
as picard's or any other.
427
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:42,408
We might be California-class,
but we are the best at what we do.
428
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,661
I'm captain Carol Freeman,
this is my crew,
429
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,664
and you are letting us into that party!
430
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,459
I liked your speech, captain.
431
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,836
[Groans] Thank you, Jack.
432
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,088
Hey. Check it out.
433
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,214
Should we hide?
434
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,632
I deserve more respect.
435
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,844
I once escorted the enterprise
out of spacedock, damn it!
436
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,137
Oh, I hear ya.
437
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,432
One time I let admiral verma
put a [bleep] up my [bleep].
438
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,560
Hey, guys. You bail on that big party?
439
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:14,106
Uh, yeah, that's right. It was fine.
Just, you know, too loud in there.
440
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,191
Oh, cool.
441
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,235
Well, if you're not partied out,
we're drinking at kirk's old bar.
442
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,320
You wanna check it out?
443
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,531
Excuse me, captain Freeman...
444
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:26,744
Thank you for de-duplicating me.
I really need to work on my confidence.
445
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,078
Yeah. You do!
446
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,872
My meeting doesn't start for another hour.
447
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,083
I'm wondering if you know any place
I could relax? You know, some place calm.
448
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,420
You know what? I do.
449
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,839
Captain to transporter room 2...
450
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,133
[Dance music playing]
451
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,472
Excuse me? This is a private party!
452
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,433
Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!
453
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,519
[Dooplers exclaiming]
454
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,234
I can't believe I almost got crushed
competing with myself.
455
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,196
Well, since you're a new rutherford,
I figured it was time for a new model!
456
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,825
{gasps}
Oh, it comes with an ezri and a jadzia!
457
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:06,909
Thanks, tendi.
458
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,036
Let's never finish this one.
459
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,205
[Mariner and boimler laugh]
460
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,041
You know what?
This worked out pretty well.
461
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,294
Everyone I actually like
to socialize with is here.
462
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,256
Yeah, turns out this is
the best party in the quadrant.
463
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,841
Right, number one?
464
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,217
Right. Hey!
465
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,511
[Chuckles] No! Too late!
You're my number one now!
466
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,514
- It doesn't work like that.
- Yes, it does. I watched it happen.
467
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,307
No, captain, don't do that. I want a redo!
468
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,393
- No, you're my sidekick from now on!
- I am not!
469
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:36,188
Boimler's my number one!
Now he has to grow a beard!
470
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,128
Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew/
471
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,173
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