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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,122 'OK, cool.' 2 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,576 - 'One more time.' - 'OK, right. 3 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,663 'OK.' 4 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:52,884 'Aristotle said there are three types of friendship. 5 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,255 'The first is friendship of utility, 6 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,347 'which happens between you and someone 7 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,388 'who's useful to you in some way, like a co-worker. 8 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,013 'The second is friendship of pleasure, which occurs when two or more people 9 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,140 'just enjoy one another's company. 10 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,563 'This can be a simple, natural comradery, 11 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,903 'or even a buddy. 12 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,488 'And the third, called friendship of the good, 13 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,905 'is built on pure mutual respect and admiration. 14 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:22,622 'Slower to develop, but more enduring, it's the best friend type stuff. 15 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,911 'Now, I'm not saying I know more than Aristotle, 16 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,207 'but I'd like to propose that there are other types of friendship. 17 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,957 'One in particular I call friendship of history. 18 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,004 'You were close friends with someone, 19 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,344 'grew in different directions, to be different people, 20 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:40,886 'but still act close just, well, because. 21 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,600 'It's just like seeing a person wearing a life jacket in the supermarket. 22 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,394 'You might ask, "Hey, why are you wearing that?" 23 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:52,109 'The other replies, "Because I was on a boat yesterday."' 24 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,659 ♪ Are you my perfect cure? 25 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:09,081 ♪ Perfect cure for the things that keep me awake 26 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:13,422 ♪ I look for such a girl, I'll never cause a stir 27 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:17,715 ♪ And you weren't it 28 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,681 ♪ Oh, watching the traffic, some things don't change 29 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:28,808 ♪ You're my perfect cure for the times I hate... ♪ 30 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,147 'This is Jonah, those are his parents, 31 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,941 'and that was the best picture taken that day. 32 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,942 'Tortured by their constant judgement and unrealistic expectations, 33 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:44,822 'their relationship was... complicated. 34 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,289 'Jonah even once saved for an entire year, 35 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:51,536 'sending them on a tour of wine country in an attempt to win their approval, 36 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,335 'but as usual, things didn't work out for him, 37 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:58,756 'and on their way to the last vineyard an oncoming motorist collided with them, 38 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,345 'and both parents died in a fiery wreck. 39 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,058 'After the funeral, Jonah learned his parents were in severe debt, 40 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,520 'when the banks repossessed their house and most of their savings. 41 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,981 'Confused, Jonah spent what little money was left 42 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:16,399 'on a prostitute named Jolene, whom he didn't , 43 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:20,524 'but kept awake all night talking, before she eventually robbed him.' 44 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,368 - What up? - Are you home? 45 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,162 'Er... no, just organising shit at my parents' place, why?' 46 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,536 - Cool if I stop by? - Why are you calling instead of texting? 47 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,834 'Just in the area.' 48 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,958 All right, see you soon. 49 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:45,382 Stupid, muthafucking, fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 50 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,892 Aargh! 51 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,603 'This is Jonah's best friend, Richard, 52 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,894 'and his upbringing was nearly the opposite. 53 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:58,190 'Close with his father and raised in a household many would consider affluent, 54 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:02,782 'Richard was, as you can clearly see, used to things going in a certain way. 55 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,572 'His bank account has over six figures in it, 56 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,993 'which he enjoyed spending lavishly on his two best friends. 57 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:12,583 'But, just like his father, Richard is prone to fits of rage, 58 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,580 'and one time threw his laptop into his flat screen TV... 59 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:22,051 '...all because he couldn't remember the password to his own email account.' 60 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,296 Stupid motherfucker! 61 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,558 Hey. 62 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,935 What the hell are you doing? 63 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,370 Fucking... fuck... 64 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,491 Richard! Richard! 65 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,206 Richard! Richard! 66 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,214 Stop! What are you doing? 67 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:04,211 'And this is Richard's long-term partner, Sasha. 68 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,053 'She grew up in a military house 69 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,140 'who disapproved of the lavish lifestyle Richard provided her with, 70 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:13,602 'especially her hot pink sports car she named Ziggy Cardust. 71 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,939 'Speaking of cars, she was once a witness in a hit-and-run case, 72 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,775 'but failed to show in court when Richard and Jonah convinced her 73 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,815 'to get drunk instead. 74 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:26,903 'But the accident did inspire her to attend and graduate from nursing school, 75 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,526 'where she now spends her days 76 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,076 'providing physical and emotional care at a nearby retirement home, 77 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:37,373 'and the evenings and weekends pretty much doing the same thing for these two.' 78 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,537 - Richard! - Get off! 79 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,211 Richard, stop! Richard! 80 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,545 Stop it! Get off him! 81 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,309 Uh-oh. 82 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,895 - Just... how could you? - How could I what? 83 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,443 - Don't fucking lie to me! - Stop! 84 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,568 - I saw the texts! - What texts? 85 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,697 The ones... The ones that said: "Oh, it was such a mistake." 86 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,834 How could you fuck her, dude? 87 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:24,090 You are way out of line right now! You two just stay here. 88 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,420 I'm gonna get something from the car. 89 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,176 This kitchen is fucked! 90 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,643 - What's this? - I didn't have time to wrap it yet. 91 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:01,206 - Happy early birthday, a-hole. - Huh? 92 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,170 You think those texts were from us fucking? 93 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:06,882 It started off as a joke, we convinced ourselves to buy you this stupid thing. 94 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,546 It's got a mahogany stock. 95 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,217 So the texts you read that say, "That night was such a mistake. 96 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:16,389 "Ha-ha, totally worth it, though, I guess as long as he doesn't find out," 97 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,557 that was just us talking about buying you a damn harpoon. 98 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,521 - For your birthday. - Speargun. 99 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,186 Whatever. 100 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,529 So... you didn't? 101 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,119 Oh, no. 102 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,636 'And with that, just like they always did, 103 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:56,553 'our trio returned to their instinctual roles, 104 00:07:56,685 --> 00:08:01,646 'Richard begging for forgiveness for his latest and all-too-often fits of rage, 105 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,685 'Jonah retreating inside himself, 106 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:07,310 'reinforcing his beliefs that the world is out to get him, 107 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:13,282 'and Sasha continuing to play her role as girlfriend, mother and referee. 108 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:19,705 'And while he could've said sorry with even more luxury items, 109 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,998 'Richard decided today needed to be a special apology, 110 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:28,920 'by taking them out for one of the group's favourite activities. 111 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:33,385 ♪...and when I think of you 112 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:41,060 ♪ There's no will to the thing in my tears 113 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,351 ♪ It's timeless and it's strong 114 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:49,477 ♪ I dream about you, my angel 115 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:53,697 ♪ And I take a look of love... ♪ 116 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,452 A little help? 117 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,831 Please. 118 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,304 OK. 119 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,724 Look, I'm trying, all right? 120 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,688 - Look at my face. - Look at his face. 121 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,307 OK, hey, let's make a deal, 122 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,356 I grovel and pamper you guys unconditionally, 123 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:35,072 and you just try to remember a time before I went ape shit. 124 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,782 - I want a free punch. - Yes, deal. 125 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,596 - Punch where? - I like this, this plan makes sense. 126 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,738 - No, it doesn't. - I want reparations. 127 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,538 - Even Steven. - Exactly. 128 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,714 - Not the balls. - Please, the balls. 129 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,162 - Not the balls! - Stay out of it. 130 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,489 - Why are you encouraging this? - What if my nose needs surgery? 131 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,176 You could have a deviated septum, causing long-term health issues. 132 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,077 For fuck's sakes, just punch me and shut the fuck up. 133 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,390 - Deal. - But only one punch, then you'll chill. 134 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,228 - Fine. - Both of you. 135 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,689 - This doesn't involve me. - What if I let you punch me? 136 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,617 - You know where I'm going. - I said no balls! 137 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,728 No dice! I'd just as easily go get day-drunk somewheres. 138 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,729 Fine, but just remember, 139 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:19,199 it behooves you to avoid these guys if you ever want little Richards one day. 140 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,740 Excuse me. No, wait... 141 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,409 Afterwards, that's it then, it's squashed. 142 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,500 I don't want to hear another word about this shit again. 143 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:31,962 All right. 144 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,956 All right. Fuck it, let's do it. 145 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,755 Hands behind your head. No, no, actually, behind your back. 146 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,878 Interlock those fingers. 147 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,158 And eyes shut, I don't want you anticipating where it's going. 148 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,549 - That's good. - Stop squirming. You ready? 149 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,268 - Yeah, I'm fucking ready. - Give it to him! 150 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,836 All right, you know what? 151 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,056 Look, it's all right. 152 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,355 - Fuck, my wrist! - Serves you right. 153 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,881 Just making sure you wouldn't get concussion, you fucking asshole! 154 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,550 A punch like that, I doubt you could anyways. 155 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,487 - And you got fire in your hands? - Oh, dude, she can chuck bombs. 156 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,530 Okey-doke, right here where you were before. 157 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,406 Arms behind your back, please, thank you. Stop moving around. 158 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,783 Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, just remember, it behooves you... 159 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,875 Stop saying "behooves" and uncross those legs. 160 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,041 Stand up, take it like a man. 161 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,151 Come on, you little bitch, close your eyes. We made a deal. 162 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,528 - I know but... - She can't punch that hard, can she? 163 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:18,918 Yeah. 164 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,544 Ooh. 165 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,673 Almost threw up right there. 166 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,469 Are you sorry? 167 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,222 For everything? 168 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,694 Really? 169 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,362 Really. 170 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,270 ♪ I think it's an illusion 171 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,519 ♪ You try holding your tears on back 172 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,989 - ♪ You said I was the first one - ♪ Only one 173 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,200 ♪ I know, alone is the new black 174 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,366 ♪ Two hearts they turn 175 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,741 ♪ And I will never become 176 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,914 ♪ Two hearts that sum 177 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:38,039 ♪ Two one, two one, two one 178 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,263 ♪ I've got no one to turn to 179 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,187 ♪ You have no one to look on by 180 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:01,062 ♪ I've got nothing to tell you 181 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,110 ♪ You have nothing to say to that 182 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:07,235 ♪ Two hearts they turn 183 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,113 ♪ And now they'll never become 184 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,457 ♪ Two hearts have someone 185 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,622 ♪ Two one, two one, two one... ♪ 186 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,882 Can't breathe out of my left nostril. 187 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,261 For all I know, I could be bleeding out inside, like, er... Houdini. 188 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,104 He died from taking a punch. 189 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,442 You think someone could swim that far? 190 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,688 Not a fucking chance, too far. 191 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,655 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Shoot. 192 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,372 What made you think we were messing around? 193 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,580 I know it wasn't just the texts, you wouldn't just jump to that conclusion 194 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,333 without something else first. 195 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,176 Sometimes... 196 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:12,300 Sometimes it feels like you care about her the way that I care about her. 197 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,815 - Without sounding like a prick... - Meaning you're gonna sound like... 198 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,154 When are you gonna stop fucking around? 199 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,909 Look, I know you don't like me bringing it up, 200 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,327 but... you saw what kind of trouble you caused last year. 201 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,664 I appreciate your concern, 202 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,755 but until you're in a relationship longer than three months, 203 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,249 don't give me advice, I don't with you. 204 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,126 You do, actually. 205 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,595 I try and tell you how to keep them around, so you stop fucking prostitutes. 206 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,931 - Once! - Still, man. 207 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:05,649 A couple weeks back, you guys got into it at my place, remember? 208 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,772 What was that all about? 209 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,110 Um... I don't know. 210 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,037 I don't really remember, 211 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,657 but it must not have been a big deal or anything. 212 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,251 Fuck you talking about? You two were steaming from the ears. 213 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:25,544 Well, she was probably just venting about your extra-curricular activities. 214 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,211 What did you say? 215 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,382 Well... 216 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,223 ...nothing about what happened. 217 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,893 OK, look, there's this quote, and it's something to the effect of... 218 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:49,071 "We accuse people of doing things that we do ourselves." 219 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,544 How do I look? 220 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,047 - Like an idiot. - That sounds about right. 221 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,846 - Hey, let's try this thing out. - Do I have a choice? 222 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,746 Come on, it all started cos of this fucking thing. 223 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,181 All right, go. 224 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,765 Uno, dos... 225 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,811 Happy birthday. Now, give me back my sun. 226 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,655 I think I got something! 227 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,194 Nice. 228 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,741 Hey... are we good? 229 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,875 Yeah, we're good. 230 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:55,800 You know, a couple weeks back, when you and Jonah got into it, 231 00:16:55,932 --> 00:17:00,222 I think that's where I started to get it into my head 232 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,391 that something was going on, so sorry about that. 233 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,435 I said we're good. 234 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,354 What were you guys even fighting about, anyway? 235 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:13,322 - I don't know, probably that stupid thing. - Didn't have anything to do with us? 236 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,405 - Huh? - What's been going on between us. 237 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,403 Oh, we don't talk about that shit. 238 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,997 No... We were just arguing about your gift. 239 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,547 Hey, check this bitch out! 240 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,569 - Hey. - Huh? 241 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,783 You're lurking. 242 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,032 I'm fine. 243 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,677 You got three seconds to tell me what the fuck is going on. 244 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,592 - Dude, listen. - One. 245 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,765 - Man, nothing's going on. - Two. 246 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:04,933 - Richard, please! - Three! 247 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,351 Rich! 248 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,107 He figured it out, didn't he? 249 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,523 Uh-oh. He asked me about the night we were fighting. 250 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,493 - What the fuck did you say to him? - Something about your guys' shit. 251 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,455 - Oh, what the fuck, Jay? - I don't know, it just fucking came up! 252 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,120 He was gonna shoot you with the harpoon. 253 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,742 - Speargun. - Whatever. 254 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,211 - No, no, he wouldn't shoot. - Look at your face. 255 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,422 Fuck your fucking face! 256 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,298 - How could you? - Which part? 257 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,815 No! Not the balls! 258 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,785 Fuck! Oh, fuck! 259 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,369 You were gonna fucking kill me, you fuck! 260 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,335 Help. Help. Help, somebody, please. Help! 261 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,723 - Stop! Stop! - Help! 262 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,438 Him? Why him? 263 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,979 Why him? 264 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,293 Holy fuck. 265 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,421 He wakes up again, we're fucking dead. 266 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,640 - If he doesn't kill us, his dad will. - No way, I've known him for too long. 267 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,179 Jay! 268 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,606 'Richard's father is the reason for his six-figure bank account, 269 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,895 'and the source of his violent temper, 270 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,984 'so while I wish I could give you an example 271 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,195 'of something nice he's done for someone else, 272 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,942 'the only story that comes to mind goes as follows... 273 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:31,030 'Years back, it came to light that Richard's first grade teacher was, let's say, 274 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,452 'being inappropriate with students. 275 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,952 'A few weeks later, as the school conducted a full investigation, 276 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,795 'the teacher suddenly disappeared, 277 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,506 'which also happened to coincide 278 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,843 'with Richard's father and a few of his rougher colleagues 279 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,964 'taking a road trip that very same weekend.' 280 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,393 - Fuck. - Fuck. 281 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,104 We'll say the truth. 282 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,251 We went fishing, he found out we were sleeping together... 283 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,141 Slept. 284 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,813 Sorry, it's just... You know what I mean. 285 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,359 No, no, exactly. 286 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,738 He found out we slept together, he came after us, a fight ensued and... 287 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,281 Jay! 288 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,791 Fuck. 289 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,799 Oh, man, it doesn't seem safe to me, 290 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,761 but if you insist on resting right there, by all means... 291 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,800 What? 292 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,801 This way, if they hook us up to one of those lie detector things, 293 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:37,350 we can say he fell off, and the machine won't go off like the 4th of July. 294 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,061 Although, his dad's still gonna fucking kill me. 295 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,865 At least you'll be in the clear, though. 296 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,494 He has 80,000 in a safe in his closet. 297 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,994 His dad gives him ten grand cash every Christmas. 298 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:04,749 The combination's the last four digits of his phone number. 299 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,424 Come on, you fuck. 300 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,639 Here, try this. 301 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,437 Seriously? 302 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,520 What? Just a little exercising. 303 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,988 Come on, the lie detector. 304 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:35,954 Yeah, just getting in a little bit of exercising, that's all. 305 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,074 Don't even look at him. Take in the view. 306 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,456 Yep! Gotta make sure you get your squats in. 307 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,337 There... we go! 308 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,709 How's this fit into the lie detector? 309 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,507 - You two were gonna fucking drown me? - Hey, you tried to kill us first. 310 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,967 I wasn't gonna hurt you, you dick! What the fuck? 311 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,428 - You had the harpoon aimed at him. - Speargun. 312 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,888 - You fucking waved that at me! - Then you strangled me. 313 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,724 It doesn't matter anyway, because you, you're in the water. 314 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,845 - What the fuck? You pushed me. - No, no, actually I didn't. 315 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,564 You rolled in when you were drunk and confessed. 316 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:48,606 - What do you think I... - Ah-ha! I don't think so, pal. 317 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,821 Fuck you! And fuck you, you cheating bitch! 318 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,191 - Hey, you did it first! - That was a year ago! 319 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,179 - Come on, Jay, we're outta here. - Wait. 320 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,320 - Fuck off! - Fuck, fuck. 321 00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,741 See you later, pal. 322 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:04,000 She can't drive the boat worth shit, anyway. 323 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,672 What? 324 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,721 Uh-oh. 325 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,013 Oh, ha-ha! Looking for these? 326 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,261 - Give me those. Get back. - Fuck you! 327 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,934 - Where the fuck are you going? - I'm swimming this way. 328 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,398 - Get back! I will shoot you right now. - Shoot me! 329 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,394 - I'll drop the keys, fucker. - Get back in the fucking boat. 330 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,897 - What are you gonna do, drown yourself? - Apparently I was gonna drown anyway. 331 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:37,993 - Might as well take you fucks with me. - Get back on the fucking boat, Richard. 332 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,784 - We need to make a better deal. - What deal? 333 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,623 We need to promise not to kill each other. 334 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,295 What I want to see is... 335 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:53,463 you guys take every weapon on the boat, chuck it overboard. 336 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:58,009 That's the speargun, the club, the cutlery. 337 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:01,759 The glass bottles, the flares, the oars, dishes, fucking everything! 338 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:07,181 Once I'm convinced there's nothing on there you guys can use against me... 339 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,524 - Or you could use against us. - Then... 340 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,485 Only then, I will swim back, 341 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,105 and we'll... we'll just go home. 342 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,988 - And once we're back? - As far as I'm concerned... 343 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,278 I don't want to see either of you two sacks of shit ever again. 344 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,184 - You won't call the cops? - Or tell your dad? 345 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,325 No cops, no dad. 346 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,923 Don't think too long, this key's feeling pretty heavy. 347 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:42,092 ♪ It's too late for tears 348 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:48,518 ♪ Honey, it's too late, too late to cry 349 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:56,900 ♪ Oh, but it's too late, for begging me, baby... 350 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,367 The fish! Get that big ass fish out here. 351 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,823 What? 352 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:11,294 Happy? Now get back in the fucking boat! 353 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,287 What about the nine iron? 354 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,890 Bastard. You bastard... 355 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,515 - Sasha... - He getting it? 356 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,347 - I think so. - It's underneath the stairs. 357 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,317 - No, it's not! - It's down there somewhere. 358 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:38,154 - I'm looking with one fucking hand! - It's a golf club, for Christ's sake. 359 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,988 Hey, Sasha, where are you going? 360 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,612 He needs my help. 361 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,785 - I need her help finding it. - He doesn't need shit, stay here. 362 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,425 Lovely day, huh? 363 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,588 I got it! 364 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:12,101 There. That's it. Now get back in the fucking boat. 365 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,224 - Suck a dick. - Get in the fucking boat! 366 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,228 There's nothing left on the fucking boat! 367 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:27,783 - Fuck off! - Get the fuck up there, let's go! 368 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,597 No, other side, let's go. 369 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,811 - Let me see. - He'll be fine. 370 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,230 We'll worry about it when we get back. 371 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,005 What? 372 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,964 Are you kidding me? Please tell me you're kidding me. 373 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,813 Coast Guard one. Coast Guard one. 374 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,100 Coast Guard one. Coast Guard one. 375 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,899 This is the pleasure vessel Naughty Buoy. 376 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,692 Coast Guard one! 377 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,328 Coast Guard one. 378 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,417 Coast Guard one! Coast Guard one, do you hear me? 379 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,425 Did you try all the stations, turning the dials? 380 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,427 That explains why you spent four years in school 381 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,590 becoming a glorified butt-wiper, doesn't it? 382 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,426 OK, I obviously do more than that. 383 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,261 Coast Guard one. 384 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:12,767 Hello? Can anyone save me from these two pricks? 385 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,721 You two. 386 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,395 You two are real pieces of work, you know that? 387 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,358 I can't believe I let you convince me 388 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,944 that I was such a prick that I deserved punches. 389 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,439 - Dude, don't even... - No, this isn't right. 390 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,157 I want reparations. I deserve reparations. 391 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,408 - We said no killing. - I'm talking about Even Steven. 392 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,906 You beat me up, I punched you back. 393 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:37,534 I beat your ass because you fucked my girlfriend! 394 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,148 - Then you punched me off the boat. - After she hit me with the bottle. 395 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,817 - Then you shot me in the hand. - No, she shot you through the hand. 396 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,424 How is this helping? 397 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,792 It certainly looked like it helped you after slapping me. 398 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,680 - You wanna punch me, Richard? - You're damn right I do. 399 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,479 You two knowingly made me feel like such a piece of shit 400 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,445 that I volunteered for free punches. 401 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,564 And then you willingly... 402 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,407 No, wait, you gleefully went along with it. 403 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,240 What kind of scumbags do that, huh? 404 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,330 Huh? 405 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,705 - Put your hand on the table. - What? 406 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,003 Put your hand on the fucking table! 407 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,806 When you got busted this morning, you could've been a man about it, huh? 408 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,184 But you decided to take the bitch route. 409 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,977 Time to make up for it. 410 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,286 Tsk. Oh. 411 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,872 Other hand. 412 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,535 - Richard... - Shut up. Other hand. 413 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,508 OK, look, just... 414 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,758 - Fuck! - Stand up! 415 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,801 - Richard, I swear to God... - It's fine, Jay. 416 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,890 - You owe me. - I don't owe you shit. 417 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,099 - No? - No. 418 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,844 - How's that now? - This is just karma. 419 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,596 So you fucked him to get back at me? 420 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:25,065 It wouldn't even come close to what you've put me through. 421 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,112 Jay... He tell you what happened? 422 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,654 It wasn't just that Richard was fucking his ex. 423 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:39,455 No, she showed up at the door, pregnant. 424 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,826 And as if that wasn't enough, she wants to keep the baby, 425 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,578 be a part of the family, have a little bit of daddy's money. 426 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,626 But instead, I let this asshole convince me that it was just a big mistake. 427 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,549 His last big mistake, and that he would talk to her, 428 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,923 and convince her to have an abortion. 429 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,020 And then a month later, I see in the paper and on the news... 430 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:07,225 "Pregnant girl Melissa Fairfax stabbed to death." 431 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,979 - I told you a million times, we didn't... - How can I believe anything you say? 432 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,317 I mean, Jesus, I would've been gone so fucking fast 433 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,681 if I hadn't been so scared you'd do the same thing to me. 434 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,446 - I would never... - Really? 435 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:55,069 Hey, dipshit, you forget to throw these overboard on purpose? 436 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,363 I must've forgot. 437 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,704 Damn it. 438 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,603 All right, this is what we've got left. 439 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,567 - That tuna could've come in handy. - That tuna was a weapon. 440 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,534 This is all the water? There's nothing left in the showers, nothing? 441 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,994 We didn't fill the tanks. I thought it was a day trip. 442 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,665 Look... this is gonna keep us OK for a couple days. 443 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,604 - It's not the food I'm worried about. - Why not? 444 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:52,292 You can go for ages without food. Without water, less than a week. 445 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,256 Huh? 446 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,343 I could share some other things I learned in school but why bother, right? 447 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:01,305 - I'll ask you when it's time to wipe my ass. - Yeah. What about the toilet? 448 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,273 - You mean where you belong? - The water in it. 449 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,009 - It's salt water. - We could distil it. 450 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,039 - No, the still's propane. - We don't have propane. 451 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,647 - So literally nothing on this boat works? - I thought it was a day trip! 452 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,233 - What about the life raft? - We popped that inner tubing. 453 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,361 Fuck's sake. 454 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:17,525 I didn't anticipate discarding everything in an effort to ensure my safety. 455 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,899 - OK, we can start swimming to shore. - It's too far. 456 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,512 - How do you know that? - It's too far! 457 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,096 You know "Jaws" at the end of the movie, 458 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,933 when the two are just swimming in the ocean after they killed the shark. 459 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,074 Those fuckers are dead, straight up! 460 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,201 - So wait, get going! - Fuck off. 461 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:32,545 So what you're saying... 462 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,209 - ...is we're screwed? - No. 463 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:38,676 There's a bunch of shipping lanes out here, someone's bound to spot us. 464 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,294 - You sure? - Pretty sure. 465 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,797 Give me odds, I want odds. 466 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,343 90/10. 467 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,597 - Ten being no shipping boats? - Yeah. 468 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,430 OK... 469 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,980 Well, 90% I'm rescued, that's not so bad. 470 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,620 'As the chapter title so eloquently states, 471 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,535 'our trio had fallen on a stretch of bad luck. 472 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,660 'But as an experienced sailor such as myself would tell you, 473 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,788 'superstitions on a boat are a powerful thing, 474 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,836 'and these three had been inadvertently pushing their luck 475 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,584 'from the very start, and here's why... 476 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,280 'First of all, they all set sail on the Friday of a long weekend, 477 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,746 'when less ships would be departing. 478 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:28,927 'It's also terrible luck to sail on a Friday as this was the day Christ was crucified. 479 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:32,021 'Then Richard stepped on board with his left foot rather than his right. 480 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,640 'Red-haired people are also considered bad luck on a boat. 481 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,187 'Don't know why, they just are. 482 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,756 'You're also not supposed to bring anyone named Jonah on board. 483 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:42,649 'When they threw everything off the boat, they even tossed a metal albatross statue. 484 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,993 'A bigtime no-no, as they're supposed to host the souls of dead sailors. 485 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,016 'Having a black bag on the boat represents death and the depths of the sea. 486 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,124 'And bananas on board are a bad omen for a multitude of reasons. 487 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,089 'So when no shipping boats appeared, 488 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,961 'no rain fell to catch and drink, 489 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:08,091 'and the current pulled them further into the Atlantic Ocean, 490 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,095 'they flirted with yet another form of friendship, 491 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,144 'friendship of survival, in which you either work together... 492 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,976 'or you're.' 493 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,461 Dude, this is impossible. 494 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,887 If only we had, say, a harpoon. 495 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,426 Speargun. 496 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:53,386 - This is useless. - Come to daddy, baby. 497 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:57,815 'Oh, and one last no-no on a boat: don't kill seagulls. 498 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,683 'That's a real bad one, too.' 499 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,651 No fucking way. 500 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:21,255 ♪ I know you, brother, you've been taken 501 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:27,970 ♪ I know you, sister, you try to make it for love 502 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:34,136 ♪ How do you feel now? 503 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:42,193 ♪ Without love 504 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,654 ♪ How do you feel now? 505 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,413 ♪ I know you, sister 506 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,037 ♪ You've been faking 507 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:07,760 ♪ Lying and cheating never could be mistaken for love 508 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:15,385 ♪ How do you feel now? 509 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:22,354 ♪ Without love 510 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:26,320 ♪ How do you feel now? ♪ 511 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,745 So this is what you learned at school? 512 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:38,495 - No, I got this from Richard Parker. - Who? 513 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,084 - The lion from "Life of Pi". - Tiger. 514 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:44,376 But yeah. Author got the idea from Edgar Allen Poe. 515 00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:48,421 And I have... had a boyfriend named Richard. 516 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,383 OK. 517 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,804 So, in like the 1800s, Poe wrote a book about a shipwreck. 518 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:59,144 'So these guys get stuck in a lifeboat, out of food and water, 519 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,709 'but they capture a sea turtle and drink its blood to survive.' 520 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,191 So let me get this straight, you're getting your survival tips 521 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,483 from the same guy who wrote about the spaghetti monster. 522 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:12,362 'OK, so they drink the sea turtle's blood.' 523 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:20,162 Again, this is a story. 524 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:26,547 So the sea turtle nourishes them for a while... but it's not enough. 525 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:29,394 'They can't catch any more turtles, and after a few days they realise 526 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:33,345 'that if they don't get anything to eat or drink ASAP, they'll die. 527 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,216 'So they decided to draw straws on who's gonna sacrifice themselves 528 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,183 'so the other two can live. 529 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,893 'So they draw straws... 530 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,773 'And this one cabin boy gets the short stick.' 531 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:54,029 The boy sacrifices himself, and the other two drink his blood, 532 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,244 eat him, and they're rescued a few days later and live happily ever after. 533 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,989 Minus the mental trauma of eating their friend, correct? 534 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,615 His name? 535 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:06,416 - Richard Parker. - Again... fiction. 536 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:11,668 So, like 50 years later, off the coast of England, I think, there's a shipwreck. 537 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,716 'And these three guys get stuck on a lifeboat.' 538 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,134 - Fiction or real this time? - Real. 539 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,514 'So just like in the book, 540 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,855 'they end up capturing a sea turtle and drinking its blood to survive, 541 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,772 'and just like in the book... it's not enough. 542 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,236 'So they decided to draw straws.' 543 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,927 The young man who got the short stick... 544 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,633 ...Richard. 545 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:58,972 No. 546 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,805 Parker. 547 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,289 That's why the tiger's name is Richard Parker in "Life of Pi", 548 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,020 because of this crazy coincidence. 549 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:09,859 You do realise, though, that the moral of this story seems to be 550 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:13,354 that drinking seagull blood is not gonna be enough. 551 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:17,028 We're gonna have to sacrifice one of us for the good of the group. 552 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,875 Well... 553 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,416 ...cheers. 554 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:48,897 Why did I suggest this? 555 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,065 OK. 556 00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:08,663 How long would this actually help us? I mean, this can't be safe. 557 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:11,148 - Safe enough, and I don't know. - Just drink it, you pussy. 558 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,913 - Look, I don't think I can. - Give it here. 559 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,069 - No, it's not that bad. - It really is. If you don't want it... 560 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:17,426 Stop, stop it. It's not bad. 561 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:41,324 - What a waste! - Oh, God. Oh, God, that's awful. 562 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,569 I need something to get this taste out of mouth. 563 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,822 - You've got ocean water or motor oil. - Or urine. 564 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,104 - You can still go? I haven't for days. - I almost would drink piss at this point. 565 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,539 Wait... 566 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,122 - I was kidding, I'm not drinking piss. - What? 567 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,092 - I hope you forgot to throw this out. - And not motor oil! 568 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,174 From when we bought the boat. 569 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,219 You couldn't remember that before the fucking seagull? 570 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,183 I forgot about it. 571 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,053 Will this dehydrate me more? 572 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,306 Alcohol while lost at sea was not in my curriculum. 573 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:13,773 Fuck it. 574 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,852 Easy, tiger, come on. 575 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:20,152 - Hey, hey, hey, come on. - Over here, come to mama. 576 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,403 Oh... 577 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,208 Oh, I love Scotch suddenly. 578 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:35,023 - Hey, where are you going? - I'll give it, I'll give... 579 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,130 Hey, hey! Listen to me. 580 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:39,045 I'll give it, 581 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:44,047 once you or you tell me how and when... 582 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,510 ...y'all started fucking. 583 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,510 - Dude, come on, this is... - Mm-hmm. 584 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,012 No one gets another drop until someone tells me. 585 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:55,767 - What's knowing gonna do at this point? - I'm not mad anymore, I swear to God. 586 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:58,360 I got my Even Steven, I got bigger problems now. 587 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,900 I just... I just wanna know. 588 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,743 New Years. 589 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,613 Hand it over. 590 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,380 You passed out for the millionth time, 591 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,630 and Jay and I were up cleaning for the millionth time. 592 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:30,680 He knew I was upset, and it just happened. 593 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,183 I was also really drunk. 594 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,940 Well, don't make it sound like I took advantage of you. 595 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,861 Does that make it better? 596 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,606 - How many times? - Just the once, I swear. 597 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:49,160 What'd I catch you guys arguing about? 598 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:53,415 - We, er... - No, you. 599 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,411 I wanna hear it from you. 600 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,505 Well, she and I, we, er... 601 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,022 You know... 602 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,404 ...when you dropped those urns, 603 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:31,825 I was just sitting there, staring at them, and thinking... 604 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,911 "Why aren't I more upset?" 605 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:41,956 That this pile of shit on the ground is what's left of my parents, right? 606 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,253 And I just didn't care. 607 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:53,305 There was no nostalgia, nothing. I just... 608 00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:06,526 I just thought we could take off together, is all. 609 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,077 But she said, if we did... 610 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,033 ...you or your dad would come after us. 611 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,667 That's the truth. 612 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:56,576 - Hey, who was better? - What? 613 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,243 - In bed. - Seriously? 614 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,854 - No, I mean it, who was better? - Dude, you're just asking for it. 615 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,837 Hey, I'm not mad anymore. Come on, this is cathartic. 616 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,672 Seriously, if we're all gonna fucking die out here, 617 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,464 then who gives a fuck, right, come on. 618 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,427 Give it. 619 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,969 All right, but no fighting, either of you. 620 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,763 - This is gonna be good. - This is stupid. 621 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:19,432 Who gives a shit? Come on, it's funny. 622 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,304 - Sorry. - For what? 623 00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:23,483 He's better. 624 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:24,725 - Yes! - What? 625 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,897 - It's not important. - Well, it is to me. 626 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,817 - Am I bad? - No, no, no. He's just... 627 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:35,281 Hold on, this is some bullshit. I'm a disadvantage here. 628 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:39,578 He knows all your... all your stuff, and if I ever got a chance to... 629 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,870 - I said sorry. - If you just told me what you like... 630 00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:44,369 - No, it's not that. - Shut up! 631 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,464 And you... I'll take you to the desk and I'll change your mind right now. 632 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:51,050 - You wouldn't be able to. - Why the hell not? 633 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,594 You're... you're too soft. 634 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,258 Soft? 635 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,178 - Soft? - I'm so glad I asked. 636 00:48:57,309 --> 00:49:00,598 It's like you got your moves from the softcore channel. 637 00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:03,392 - That's enough. Enough, enough! - You're vanilla. 638 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,766 - Vanilla? - Yeah. 639 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,855 Are you fucking with me? 640 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:11,196 Very vanilla for someone who has sex with prostitutes. 641 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,155 One time, that happened one fucking... 642 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:18,488 Vanilla goes with everything, it's a classic. Everybody likes it. 643 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,851 You want mint chocolate chip when it's a special occasion, 644 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,616 but you don't want it every fucking day. 645 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:26,119 Jay, vanilla is fine. A lot of girls really like vanilla. 646 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:30,507 Isn't that what everybody wants, the safe, reliable, vanilla flavour, 647 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,342 with a little bit of fudge or something on top? 648 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,962 Shut the fuck up... 649 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,340 Jay, I cheated on my long-term boyfriend with his best friend. 650 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,560 Finally it's articulated, we got it out. 651 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:46,148 I can guarantee you, the last thing I was looking for was classic, safe vanilla. 652 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:55,156 - Oh, I can't believe this. - I said sorry. 653 00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,367 Oh, hey, gear down, big rig. 654 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,538 Fuck it, you know what? You got a weird sex face. 655 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,659 - A what? - You heard me, your sex face is strange. 656 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:09,003 - Yeah, it's fucking weird. - Like you're about to sneeze at all times. 657 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,997 - What? - It's like... 658 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:14,217 - That's it. - No way! I do not do that! 659 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:18,055 - Yes, you do. She absolutely does. - You know what? 660 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:21,596 When you're on top, you sweat so much, it's like I'm taking a shower. 661 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,639 - Ew! - It's not that bad. 662 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:26,559 And I feel like covering my face with a towel sometimes, 663 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,307 because there's just like a monsoon 664 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,810 of Richard just raining down upon me. 665 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,357 A monsoon! 666 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,359 Tsunami! 667 00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,858 Nasty, that is nasty. 668 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:41,111 - That's fucked up, man. - You need to get that checked. 669 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:47,413 Vanilla? 670 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:49,919 Vanilla. 671 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,914 Fuck me. 672 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,460 Ow! Fuck. 673 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,261 Careful with that. 674 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,762 - That can't be good. - Let me see. 675 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,768 OK, go, go, salt water, go. 676 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,893 No, the salt water isn't doing shit! Hand me the Scotch. 677 00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,215 No, we're not wasting it on that. Salt water's the same thing. 678 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,481 - Just a little? - It's the same thing as salt water. Go! 679 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,232 Go. Now! Go! 680 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,734 Fine! 681 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,406 I think I'm drunk. 682 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,796 Monsoon Richard. 683 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:46,222 Hey, true or not, I appreciate the vote of confidence. 684 00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:49,229 Why would I lie about that? 685 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:53,646 I don't know, maybe you feel bad about the way it all went down. 686 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,314 I don't feel bad. 687 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,996 Did you kill her, or did your dad? 688 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:20,715 I thought we were putting it all out there. 689 00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:28,931 I already told you... we didn't do it. 690 00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:26,988 Fuck! 691 00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:31,744 - Fucking, fucking hurts! It hurts! - Jay... 692 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,930 - It's gonna be all right. - You're probably just hungry and thirsty. 693 00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:38,964 I don't know if it was the fucking bird or the Scotch but it fucking hurts. 694 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,299 - Oh, shit. - Holy fuck. 695 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:44,965 - That's fucking bad, isn't it? - Sasha, what do we do? 696 00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,510 We usually treat infections like this with antibiotics. 697 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,849 And when we don't have those? 698 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:56,814 We gotta stop the infection from reaching his heart. 699 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,854 You mean we...? 700 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:01,148 - No, no... - Are you serious? 701 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,550 I don't know how else to stop the infection from spreading. 702 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,611 We don't even have any knives. 703 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,952 - Sasha, stop! - He's fucking dying, Richard. 704 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,743 I'm right here, I'm not fucking dying, I'm good. 705 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:16,118 Couldn't this kill him too, when the new cut gets infected? 706 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,542 I know you two can hear me. Look, I'm fine, I swear. 707 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,335 Look, look, look, look. 708 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:37,435 Oh, fuck! It feels like there's ants crawling in my veins. 709 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,809 Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, listen... 710 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,981 If we don't do this, 711 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:46,732 if this reaches your heart or your brain, 712 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:49,405 you're dead, 100%. 713 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,529 Be brave. 714 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,562 - Richard, give me your belt. - What did he say? 715 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,370 - Nothing. Just give me your belt. - What did he say? 716 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,181 Just fucking help me! 717 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,316 You ready? 718 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:36,781 Wait! 719 00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:42,829 Ah! OK, now you can go. 720 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,882 - Seriously? - Look, I'm fucking thirsty. 721 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,876 His blood could be toxic or... 722 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,004 I don't fucking know any more. 723 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,348 Oh, my God! 724 00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:01,769 - Richard! - Oh, fuck! 725 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:08,608 Fuck off, dude! 726 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:10,780 - Richard, where's the goddamn tape? - I don't know. 727 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,279 Fuck off! 728 00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:34,631 That was a terrible fucking idea! 729 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:40,053 Hey... can I have some? 730 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:41,929 I told you. 731 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:46,935 Idiot. 732 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:49,733 Come on! 733 00:56:53,660 --> 00:57:00,660 ♪ Where I go, I fall back asleep 734 00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:16,801 ♪ Why call in sick, if everyone, not me 735 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:33,652 ♪ Old strangers come in and out, discreet... 736 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:45,955 Fuck. 737 00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:48,626 I don't know, I still can't figure this shit out. 738 00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:51,921 - I think he has sepsis. - What? 739 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,302 Blood poisoning. 740 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,430 Hey, if he dies... 741 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,762 ...can we, er...? 742 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,309 What? 743 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,437 What? 744 00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,236 Is he edible? 745 00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:13,775 No. 746 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:18,117 - No, as in he's not edible, or no...? - No, as in we're not eating anybody. 747 00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:20,737 Sasha, what the fuck? 748 00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:25,037 I can raise one of the straws so you don't pick it. 749 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:28,457 - You two deserve each other. - What? 750 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:32,507 Do you want to know what he whispered to me last night? 751 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:37,299 He asked me if I thought about using the glass shard on you instead of him. 752 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,333 Fuck! 753 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,963 It's OK. You're gonna be all right. 754 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,019 OK, OK, deep breaths, OK. 755 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,730 Deep breaths. 756 01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:14,433 Just breathe. 757 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,436 Yeah, OK. 758 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,566 OK. 759 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,655 You're not being honest with me, are you? 760 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,449 What? 761 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,034 Richard Parker. 762 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,333 Don't you think it's time we draw straws? 763 01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:43,175 I'm on my way out if something doesn't change soon. 764 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:49,097 If I don't eat or drink something soon, I'm gonna die, right? 765 01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:52,393 - What if it's me you're gotta eat? - No, no, that won't be a problem... 766 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:55,983 I heard that, you fuck! I also heard what you said last night. 767 01:00:56,111 --> 01:01:00,526 You're the one dying. Why don't you be a man for once and volunteer yourself? 768 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,865 We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you. 769 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:07,158 Oh, whatever crush you're harbouring, let it go, dude, it's fucking embarrassing! 770 01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:10,532 - No, you're embarrassing. - You had your shot, she didn't pick you. 771 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,954 No, but I wouldn't fuck around on her, would I? 772 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:18,002 You hear that, Sasha? Even after what happened last year, he still cheats on you. 773 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:24,049 - You're a fucking idiot. - Yeah, I'm the idiot? 774 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,501 All that shit you pulled last year and you still couldn't learn your fucking lesson! 775 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,787 - Just tell her you love her, huh? - I would do anything for her. 776 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,394 You most certainly did do anything! 777 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:37,354 You're so chivalrous, why don't you tell her what you did to my ex? 778 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:43,982 - What? - Wait, that can't be right, can it? 779 01:01:44,117 --> 01:01:49,112 - You're the mistreated nice guy. - The fuck is going on, guys? 780 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:53,708 You hate me, you're scared of me for what you think I did. 781 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,621 Way to run right into the real psycho's arms! 782 01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:06,090 Jay? 783 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,970 Sasha. Sasha, I... 784 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:21,276 Look... I knew if you left, it was over. 785 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,193 The three of us wouldn't hang out, and you would be gone. 786 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:27,317 You wouldn't be around anymore. 787 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:37,126 I was gonna try and convince her to get rid of the baby, 788 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,995 but she, er... 789 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:44,296 ...she wouldn't listen, OK? 790 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:46,259 It was an accident. 791 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,268 Hey, hey, hey. No, no. 792 01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,140 I was just trying to keep us together. 793 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,642 But I'm the asshole, right? He's the gentleman? 794 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:03,986 - You just use us, that's all you do. - I spend all my money on you guys! 795 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,697 You'd never leave your mum's basement if it wasn't for me. 796 01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:09,693 You do all that shit for you! Not us! 797 01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:13,117 So you can have a good fucking time, you selfish prick. 798 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,495 I have nothing. 799 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,250 My family left me nothing. 800 01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:25,375 I never asked you for anything, and you never offered! 801 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:35,261 You have no idea what it's like to work for everything. 802 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,777 I think we should draw straws. 803 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,377 OK... 804 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:49,292 Before we start, everyone clear on the rules? 805 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,562 No begging. 806 01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,648 No pleading. 807 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,690 This is so the other two can continue to live. 808 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,326 You first. 809 01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,092 Pick. 810 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,989 All right, Jay. 811 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,869 Fuck you. 812 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,642 Fucking Richard Parker. 813 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:29,562 Wait. Dude, we can't let her do this. 814 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:33,062 - We said no pleading. - You're not the one who's pleading. 815 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:40,490 - You're just gonna let her do this? - Fucking off yourself if you're so offended. 816 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,242 I didn't think so. 817 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,340 Can you do it yourself? 818 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:15,897 OK. OK. 819 01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:23,286 We'll draw straws again to see who has to... 820 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,079 ...has to take her out. 821 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,762 - I'll do it. - What? 822 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,808 You get to pick this time. 823 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,769 Even Steven. 824 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,738 Pick, Rich. 825 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,826 Pick. 826 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,175 Hmm... 827 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,779 You always have to come up even, don't you? 828 01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:02,469 I don't wanna do this. 829 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:04,884 Just get it over with. 830 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,478 - No. - This is what we said we'd do. 831 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:13,723 No! 832 01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:22,815 You fuck. 833 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:35,710 We had a deal... 834 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,475 Hey... 835 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,073 You OK? 836 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,369 Oh... 837 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,080 You hungry? 838 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:27,179 Come on. 839 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,266 It's all right. 840 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:47,903 Stay here. 841 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:06,006 I found this when I was looking for the golf club. 842 01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:09,972 - I need her help finding it. - He doesn't need shit, stay here. 843 01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:22,734 Here, sit. Sit. 844 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,909 Oh, and check this out. 845 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,743 Excuse me. 846 01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:53,840 The fuse box is in there. 847 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,516 I pulled the ignition. 848 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:06,194 This little guy is why the boat wouldn't start. 849 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,905 It gave us a chance to get rid of him. 850 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:15,783 For the lie detector. 851 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:18,828 You were so good. 852 01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:24,463 The speargun and that Richard Parker shit, such a good idea. 853 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,342 Just, er... 854 01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,678 Just shitty luck with my arm. 855 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,339 And you pulling the short straw. 856 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,473 But didn't that just show how little he cared? 857 01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:41,392 How he was willing to let you die? 858 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:51,023 None of that matters anymore. 859 01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:54,318 We can run away now. 860 01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:56,532 Together. 861 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,909 You said that. 862 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,709 You said that we're gonna run away together. 863 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:12,090 You said that we could get the cash in his closet 864 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,178 and get out of here. 865 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,342 You said that. 866 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,438 I... 867 01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:26,023 I thought I said... 868 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,403 ...you could take the cash. 869 01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:37,369 You... 870 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:41,532 You aren't gonna come? 871 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,499 I... 872 01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,422 Of course I am. 873 01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:02,427 Of course. 874 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:03,974 OK, now... 875 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,686 Eat. 876 01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,652 I'll get us home as soon as possible. 877 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:17,740 We'll just have to say we found the fuse after we drew straws. 878 01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:21,075 OK? 879 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:22,914 OK. 880 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,591 Don't worry... 881 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,512 ...I'll get us home. 882 01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:07,385 You ready? 883 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,074 Jesus, you do have a good punch. 884 01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,498 'You know someone once told me, 885 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:35,623 'the sea finds out everything you've done wrong. 886 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:38,671 'So between his bad-luck name and his now public sins, 887 01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:43,093 'I think it's fair to say Jonah had this coming.' 888 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,343 Oh! 889 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:11,058 'And while we still don't know the reason behind the red-headed superstition, 890 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:14,055 'we do know that, for whatever reason, 891 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,648 'it definitely holds true.' 892 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,186 Fuck! 893 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:42,794 Fuck! 894 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:26,022 'OK. Ah, all right, do that again.' 895 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:27,894 'Moving on.' 896 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:31,269 'Perfect. Print it. Let's go, all right.' 70378

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