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[theme song playing]

-♪ We're tiny ♪ -♪ We're toony ♪

♪ We're learning to be looney ♪

♪ And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ♪

♪ We got our admissions ♪

♪ Important for tuitions ♪

♪ Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ♪

♪ At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ♪

♪ The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ♪

♪ Since 1933 ♪

-♪ We're classmates ♪ -♪ And roommates ♪

♪ We paid The out-of-state bills ♪

♪ Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ♪

♪ They're furry They're funny ♪

♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪

♪ Their comedy is funny ♪

♪ And their friendship's Guaranteed ♪

♪ Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪

♪ And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ♪

Frenemy!

♪ So here's where The greatest toons ♪

♪ All got their humble start ♪

♪ There's quite A lot of history ♪

♪ For teaching looney arts ♪

♪ We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ♪

♪ Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ♪

[bell rings]

♪ And now class has begun ♪

[upbeat music playing]

-[watch ticking] -[indistinct chatter]

Bugs is five minutes later

than the ten minutes late he usually is.

[Brinessa] Hiya, kids!

[enthralling instrumental music playing]

I'm your substitute for the day.

[all gasp]

Looking fab and feeling fab.

Dresses are tools of submission,

but you make them look powerful.

Thanks, sunshine.

Okay, today's class is about how to deal with a nemesis.

-So, let's-- -Excuse me, what's your name?

Don't interrupt her!

Oh, silly me. I'm Brinessa Bunny.

But you can also call me... [snaps fingers]

Bugs Bunny!

-[all cheering] -[Plucky] Hey, that's one good lace front.

One less lady on campus.

Okay, now, listen up, docs.

Looking fabulous is its own reward.

But it can also come in handy.

You can outsmart your nemesis in so many ways.

Speed, smarts, falsified dental records.

But my personal favorite is this.

Hmm.

When will we know we've met a nemesis?

-[thunder cracking] -You'll feel a chill

down your spine.

Also, they're jerks.

[instrumental music playing]

I can't wait to have a nemesis!

Isn't Plucky your nemesis?

Uh, we're frenemies.

It's the same as enemies,

but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable.

[Hamton] You tried this?

It's called the Casket Basket.

Hmm.

[gasps and laughs]

We all love the Loo Bru for different reasons.

But I'm here for the sophisticated drinks.

[musical box playing]

Loo Bru go away. Close. Bye bye.

[crying]

[all gasp]

Taz, is this true?

[blabbers]

[blows raspberry]

Someone bought the Loo Bru and they're tearing it down?

[both gasp]

[all screaming]

The Loo Bru is the first hangout I feel at home at!

And despite Taz's sloppiness,

he brews a perfectly-balanced cup of coffee.

What kind of toon would destroy the Loo Bru?

It's been serving famous toons coffee since 1933.

[chainsaw whirring]

-[suspenseful music playing] -[drilling]

[grunts]

You have 12 minutes before my purchase of this dump is official.

Hey, you can't do that!

Yes, I can. I'm rich. [snaps fingers]

[thuds]

[coughs]

You said we had 12 minutes.

Twelve rich-people minutes.

Time is money, you working-class rabbit.

[gasps] It's him!

-[thunder cracks] -My nemesis.

-[thunder cracks] -[growls]

Hey, how you doing?

Geppetto Stronzetti.

Personal counsel for my boss, Montana Max.

[chuckles] Say hello to this star athlete,

predatory capitalist, and your new Acme Loo classmate.

Those aren't free anymore!

Now, get out of my commercial property, trespassers!

[melancholy music playing]

My hands are tied, kids.

Section one, subsection 6089 of the Acme Loo bylaws

state that former or current students can buy property on Acme

and do anything they want with it.

And, well, Montana Max is an Acme student.

But we've never seen him.

He just transferred here on a full athletic scholarship.

-[punch lands] -[whistle blows]

[water splashing]

[Buster] That guy's on a full athletic scholarship?

That's what the file says.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm off to find a drag race

with the Sisters of Mercy.

[bike engine revs]

It's going to be a pleasure to ruin you, nemesis.

[dramatic music plays]

[Dizzy] Loo Bru Dizzy's life.

Dizzy no have job. [sobbing]

And if they're tearing down the Loo Bru and your apartment is upstairs...

[gasps]

That means your apartment is getting torn down too!

Oh, no. Dizzy no think of that.

Worst day of life!

Second today learned monster truck's

not made of monsters!

Oh, where Dizzy lay furry face?

We should invite Dizzy to stay with us.

We have the room.

We do?

I grew up in a feather commune.

If I could share a bird cage with 1,000 warblers... [shudders]

...I can definitely handle one Tasmanian devil.

[sobbing]

Stay with us while Buster figures out how to save the Loo Bru.

[gasps] Me always wanted roomies!

Wear each other's clothes,

brush hair,

form intense lifelong bond.

Uh, totally.

Oh, if you're looking for the dumpster, it's out--

This not trash.

This my suitcase.

Mi dorm room is su dorm room.

Uh-huh.

Oh, you have soft toilet.

That's a chair.

[Dizzy laughing]

Hey, Dizzy, why don't you just lay down for a while?

[screaming in excitement]

This is for sleeping.

Dizzy hungry.

Ah.

[chomps]

[retches]

Cilantro.

[gags] Taste like soap!

[screaming]

[snoring]

[funky music playing]

Introducing Ruth Less, Lady Bunny extraordinaire.

The only business she's interested in is revenge.

[stuttering] Gorgeous.

Not that that's important. I respect your brain, too.

You make a rather convincing,

shockingly-attractive Lady Bunny.

But that's a look. Ha! Not a plan.

The look is part of the nemesis plan.

I'll use my new persona to gain Montana's trust,

then sabotage his business from within!

Be careful, Buster.

This is your first time nemesis-ing

and rocking heels.

Don't worry, boys.

I got this.

[soft piano music playing]

What's a billionaire Bunny have to do

to get a table in this disaster of a restaurant?

Ew! Disgusting.

This place is beneath me.

[gasps]

What a cruel, demeaning, angry woman!

I must meet her!

[dramatic music playing]

[grunts]

[clears throat]

Enchante.

Enchilada.

Hi, I'm Montana Max.

I've never flown commercial.

Uh-uh. I like my steak

like I like my romances, rare.

[snaps fingers]

I'm Ruth L. Bunny.

The L stands for Less.

Ohh.

Listen to me, you low-life.

I'm here to swim with the sharks,

and not the actual sharks at table seven.

It's not enough that we succeed.

Whales must also fail!

I have the perfect investment opportunity.

A seven-story drink empire

built on top of the corpse

of a beloved campus coffee shop.

Sounds like small potatoes.

You're so different from any business bunnies I've dealt with.

Don't waste my time.

Uh, yes, yes, of course.

Of course. Meet me at my mansion.

I'll show you my business plan and you'll be impressed.

It has a lot of cool fonts. [giggles]

Ugh, send me the details.

[grunts]

Don't fumble this deal like you fumbled that catch.

I think I'm in love!

[heart thumping]

[cash register dings]

[crickets chirping]

[Babs snoring]

-[drums playing loudly] -[Babs and Sweetie screaming]

Too loud, Dizzy!

Oh, me not even consider.

Thank you.

[snores]

[Babs grunts]

-[Dizzy playing drums] -[Sweetie gasps]

[laughs] Less loud.

[both] Roomie meeting.

I'm used to a bird-level of mess,

not a Tasmanian-Devil level of mess!

Yeah. Dealing with messy friends can be challenging.

I get it. Babs. You're talking about me.

Yeah. But I love ya.

[Dizzy playing saxophone]

Buster, have you saved the Loo Bru yet?

Dizzy is an absolute...

So, this is what it's like to have an identical twin.

Heh! Feels exactly the same.

Babs, perfect timing.

We're just going over phase two of the plan.

Introducing my team,

Ducky Quackran. Esquire.

Hoggelsworth. At your service.

-That's it? -That's it.

It's just two of 'em.

It was a challenge to step into the role

of a self-involved, power-hungry narcissist lawyer,

but I managed.

I object to this due diligence!

This arbitration is hearsay!

If the beak does not fit, you must acquit!

Okay, so, the plan. Step one.

Convince Montana that I'm a shrewd business Bunny. Done.

Step two, trick Montana into giving me full control

of the Loo Bru using my lawyer, and throw Hamton in there as my butler

to really sell how stinking rich I am.

Warm towelette, ma'am?

Thank you, Hamton.

It's Hoggelsworth, ma'am.

Step three, we're back at our beloved Loo Bru

and Dizzy's back home.

That's great news.

[laughs] Especially the part about Dizzy moving back home.

Dizzy keeps leaving the seat up, on the roof.

[gasps]

Are you cleaning?

Yep. Dizzy know Dizzy messiest in room.

See Sweetie face. So much anger.

So much pain.

You do lots for Dizzy.

-And sometimes Dizzy a little-- -Disgusting?

No. Me going to say "silly".

Did you see my report on the theory of toon gravity?

[sighs] It was right here.

[burps]

[intense music plays]

No!

Dizzy, you gotta respect people's things

or they'll snap!

[grunting angrily]

Ooh, me like this!

-[Dizzy laughing] -[objects smashing]

[swanky music playing]

Hello, my gorgeous, cunning business Bunny.

These must be your underlings.

Yes.

They've been instructed to never look anyone in the eye.

[exclaiming in happiness]

Oh, don't mind those perfectly-arranged trophies

of my various athletic accomplishments.

Ohh.

You like the shiny statue?

Go get it! [grunts]

[chuckles] Now, that's ruthless.

Let's go somewhere and talk business, shall we?

Yes, please.

Oh, it's a little chilly in here.

Really? I mean, of course.

Yes, yes.

[laughs nervously]

Don't worry, it's foreign currency.

Keeps us warm and makes the dollar stronger.

[intense music playing]

Oh, phew. It's really getting hot in here.

Well, then, let's close the deal.

[gasps]

Ohh. What'll she say?

I've never done this before.

But Ruthless Bunny, I can't imagine my corporation

without you being a part of it.

Would you do me the honors and join me as a 19% partner in the Loo Bru?

19% is basically zero.

And never hand my client

a contract without notarization.

Final offer is 20%.

Insulting. My client's fiduciary withholding bona fides

with regard to the party of a sic sam inperdidium.

Well, uh, those are all lawyer words.

So, uh, 25%.

[heated argument]

[steam hissing]

This deal is getting heated. Uh, are you okay?

It's obvious you're not serious about our business relationship.

Not true!

I'm totally serious!

Then I want 100% of the Loo Bru.

One hundred percent?

But that... That's all of it.

If I lose the Loo Bru, then all I'm left with is

income from father's apartment buildings, Boston tunnel contracts,

cross-country pipelines, blood testing devices...

[giggles]

But, how can I say "no" to you?

Let's destroy the world together,

you breathtakingly-merciless Bunny.

A toast to this hostile takeover.

-I hope you like hot chocolate. -Hot chocolate?

-Okay. -To us.

[slurps]

Are you into the natural look?

The toon from the Loo Bru?

You're not a brutal business Bunny.

Entourage, remove these peasants!

Plucky, Hamton, run!

It's Hoggelsworth.

[Plucky] Go!

[panting]

It was too good to be true, Ruth Less.

Boss, you're talking to a pile of...

Lipstick. I know that!

And it looks drug-store quality.

[melancholy music playing]

I failed.

I couldn't save the Loo Bru.

Dizzy has nowhere to live.

You tried your best.

[clears throat] Mint, sir?

You don't have to wear that costume anymore.

I kind of like it. [giggles]

Oh, it was too hasty to buy legal ads

on bus stops to get into character.

Uh, what should I do with this?

Argh! Oh, sure, Montana.

It's not enough to take whatever you want,

you have to win everything too!

Hey. I know it's a blood trophy, but I like how shiny it is.

[giggles]

[gasps] This isn't Montana's trophy.

This belongs to Jackie Joyner Ker-Sealion.

[gasps] Now it all makes sense.

Montana Max is a liar. A rich, successful liar.

Oh, ho, ho. I got you right where I want you, nemesis.

[thunder cracking]

[mysterious music playing]

[Taz weeping]

[exclaiming smugly]

[all gasp]

[Buster] You win, Montana Max.

My love.

I mean, my enemy.

I should have known better than to make a nemesis

out of an Acme star athlete.

Yeah. You should've never messed with me!

You're right. You win.

Oh, one more thing.

-Catch. -[gasps]

[straining and grunting]

[grunts, groans]

These pictures of Montana are all fake.

It's the same face on all of them.

He lied about being a student to buy the Loo Bru.

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

I've been duped. And I don't like being duped.

This sale is cancelled!

[mockingly] Na, na, na. "Don't destroy our historical buildings

where we drink coffee with our friends."

You don't deserve my business skills

or my hard-earned trust fund!

[helicopter hovering]

Ha-ha! Escape the consequences!

[panting]

[grunting]

Whoa!

[all cheering]

[pleasant music playing]

[Babs grunts]

[Babs gasps] They trashed your apartment.

No, this how Dizzy left it. Except...

[fly buzzing]

That better. [laughs]

[sighs] I'm going to miss living with Dizzy.

-Really? -Absolutely not.

[laughs boisterously]

[both laugh]

Eh, what's up, Doc?

I heard about you defeatin' your nemesis.

I kind of failed.

Montana figured me out before I could stop him.

A big part of the nemesis game is staying on your toes when things look bad.

I can't tell you how many times I've had my wig snatched.

You'll get better with practice.

I've got a great teacher.

Aw, shucks.

[upbeat music playing]

Are you ready to be enter-tooned?

[screams] I am! I am!

These two ladies put the buns in bunny,

the ear in rear,

the tail in... tail.

Welcome to the stage

Ruth Less and Brinessa Bunny!

[all cheering]

[entertaining music playing]

[all cheering]

[all cheering and whistling]

I'm here for the show, fur face.

Me no see you name on list.

No. I'm there.

I know I'm there. I paid to be there.

Me no see name for jerk who tried to ruin Loo Bru.

Hmm. [grunting]

[Montana panting]

[screams] My pants again!

[theme music playing]