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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:04,629 [theme song playing] 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,466 -♪ We're tiny ♪ -♪ We're toony ♪ 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,468 ♪ We're learning to be looney ♪ 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,388 ♪ And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ♪ 5 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,140 ♪ We got our admissions ♪ 6 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,975 ♪ Important for tuitions ♪ 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,728 ♪ Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ♪ 8 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:23,023 ♪ At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ♪ 9 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,108 ♪ The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ♪ 10 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,818 ♪ Since 1933 ♪ 11 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,528 -♪ We're classmates ♪ -♪ And roommates ♪ 12 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,572 ♪ We paid The out-of-state bills ♪ 13 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,158 ♪ Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ♪ 14 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,909 ♪ They're furry They're funny ♪ 15 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,494 ♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪ 16 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,288 ♪ Their comedy is funny ♪ 17 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,914 ♪ And their friendship's Guaranteed ♪ 18 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:43,001 ♪ Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪ 19 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,587 ♪ And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ♪ 20 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:46,963 Frenemy! 21 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,256 ♪ So here's where The greatest toons ♪ 22 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,716 ♪ All got their humble start ♪ 23 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,426 ♪ There's quite A lot of history ♪ 24 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,261 ♪ For teaching looney arts ♪ 25 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:56,348 ♪ We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ♪ 26 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,684 ♪ Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ♪ 27 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:00,685 [bell rings] 28 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,312 ♪ And now class has begun ♪ 29 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,378 It's finally here! 30 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,922 [gasps] The bronze bust I ordered of myself? 31 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,800 No! Elective day! 32 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,511 [babbling] Cycle. 33 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,138 [all exclaiming] 34 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,101 [all cheer] 35 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,854 Heard about the theories behind whoopie cushion alternatives? 36 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,146 [mimics whoopie cushion] 37 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,693 Uh, too many choices. [chuckles] 38 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,195 Uh, can't we just take whatever class the, the, 39 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:53,405 the school picks for us? 40 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,739 Well, that kind of defeats 41 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,200 the purpose of it being an elective. 42 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,744 Uh, well, what if I choose the wrong class? 43 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,038 And that bad decision sends me down 44 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,581 a path of other bad decisions, 45 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,583 and suddenly I'm in an empty apartment 46 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,585 with two Pomeranians who hate me? 47 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:08,627 [growling] 48 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:10,170 [screams] 49 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:14,092 I can't take this! [whimpers] 50 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:18,263 [shudders] Just had a vision of life without absolute self-confidence. 51 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,098 [Daffy] How do the greatest toons 52 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,516 master the anvil? 53 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,643 It starts with the basics. 54 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,228 [laughs] Basics. 55 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,772 AKA sit back and watch the As roll in. 56 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,608 This'll be easier than the time I took advanced lunch. 57 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,818 Ah, the anvil. 58 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,778 Used for everything except blacksmithing. 59 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,822 Everything I need to know about this class 60 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,115 is already right in here. 61 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,201 Oh, that's why you're head's so big. 62 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,037 -[grunts] -[Babs chuckles] 63 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,204 Eh? Eh? 64 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,463 Hey, y'all! Tooney Ball sign-ups! 65 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,466 Right this way. I say, right this way. 66 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,801 [Buster] Tooney Ball! 67 00:02:56,885 --> 00:03:00,472 The roughest, toughest looniest sport, ever invented! 68 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,474 What is it? 69 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:03,975 It's like a toon version of football. 70 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,977 Uh, what's football? 71 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,146 It's like the non-toon version of Tooney Ball. 72 00:03:08,228 --> 00:03:10,482 Oh, now I get it. 73 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,484 Instead of running a ball across the field 74 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,527 while trying to outrun your opponents... 75 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,029 Boring! 76 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,365 Tooney Ball let's you use all the tricks of tooning 77 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,200 to stop the other team. 78 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,826 I'm talking magnets, 79 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,161 oil slicks, 80 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,329 sleight of hand. 81 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,829 It requires strength, 82 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:29,334 cunning, creativity, and most importantly, 83 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,169 aggressive bursts of rage. 84 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,338 [gasps] You had me at rage. 85 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,715 Ooh! You'd be a perfect Tooney-backer. 86 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,385 The whole job is to smash into the other players. 87 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,595 It'll be just like the time you joined Chess club, 88 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,972 except you won't get kicked out after your first move. 89 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:46,184 It was too slow! Grr! 90 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,811 [sigh] Yep, 91 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,522 I was Burrowville High School's starting Tooney-back. 92 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,023 I lived, 93 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,024 breathed, 94 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,526 ate Tooney Ball. 95 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,737 We were winning every game. 96 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,030 It was amazing. 97 00:03:59,114 --> 00:03:59,948 Then... 98 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,368 [grunts] 99 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,538 [screams, grunts] 100 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,998 We lost the championship game. 101 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,005 [sighs] I was upset for months. 102 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,548 I don't like to lose. 103 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:17,882 There's a cure for that. 104 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,886 We don't lose. 105 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,346 [both] Yeah, bro! 106 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,514 [Buster groans] 107 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,974 Sorry. I should have warned ya. 108 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,560 I've been doing a lot of chest press. 109 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,896 [straining] Like I said, "Great Tooney-backer." 110 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,857 [Hamton] This is what I'm talking about. 111 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,568 [sighs] No choices to make in here. 112 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,736 -[Shirley] Hamton. -Huh? [screams] 113 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,654 I'm sorry. What did I do wrong? 114 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,531 This is your lucky day. 115 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,742 And not just because we're on the cusp of the great conjunction. 116 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,619 I have a solution for indecisive toons like you. 117 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,912 Oh... 118 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:51,374 You do? Is this the elective you think I should take? 119 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,501 Life is an elective, Hamton. 120 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,962 See you in my soul-spa, reiki-lounge, crystal room. 121 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,925 Uh, wait, I don't know where that is. 122 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,927 My dorm room. Fifth floor by the soda machine. 123 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:10,060 Ah, oh. Natural latex or oat husks? 124 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,936 They're both very snoozeable. 125 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:16,107 Like you're gonna be able to sleep during Daffy's riveting lectures. 126 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,275 [soothing music playing] 127 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,444 I can't hear you. Already napping. 128 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,405 -[crash] -Sweet molasses! 129 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,033 Who can tell me what this is? 130 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,994 This class is going to be even easier than I thought. 131 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,372 That is clearly an anvil. 132 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,873 Wrong! 133 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,250 [grunts] 134 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,628 It's an Acme brand, classic two horned anvil. Dimensions eight by twelve, 135 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,422 coming in at a whopping 587 lbs. 136 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,882 [Daffy] Very impressive. 137 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,384 Wrong! 138 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,510 [Babs grunts] 139 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,262 The correct answer is, 140 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,391 in the hands of a master toon 141 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,476 it can be anything. 142 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,062 It can be lighter than air, 143 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,981 heavier than concrete, 144 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,485 it can defy the laws of time, space, and irony. 145 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,279 To master it, you will need to understand 146 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,447 physics, 147 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,782 quantum mechanics, 148 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,909 macroeconomics, 149 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,453 and ancient Greek. 150 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,746 [gulps] 151 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,956 [Babs] Mm? 152 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,166 Every year, toons take this class thinking, 153 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:19,796 "Oh, this will be a GPA boosting easy A." [laughs] 154 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,965 -Mm. -[laughs] 155 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,176 Wrong again! This is the hardest elective at Acme. 156 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:29,097 For most of you, the only A you'll get is in the word, 157 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,433 F-A-I-L. 158 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,185 Fail! 159 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,980 [both gulp] 160 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,857 [upbeat music playing] 161 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,989 [grunts] What do we do? 162 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,073 Win that game! 163 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,199 What do we want? 164 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,368 Points and equal rights 165 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,245 in my lifetime! 166 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,913 [whistle blows] 167 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,082 All right, now. 168 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:59,753 Some of y'all I'm sure have played Tooney Ball before. 169 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,463 But here at Acme Loo, 170 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,423 there's only one way to play. 171 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,966 Play to win! 172 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,093 [screams, grunts] 173 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,055 [laughs] Well, I say, I say. 174 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,183 I guess there's two ways to play, but the way I like 175 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,770 to coach Tooney Ball is to play to have fun. 176 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,563 Huh? 177 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,607 These are your pals, your teammates. 178 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,817 It don't matter what the scoreboard says 179 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:26,237 so long as you played as a team. 180 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:29,741 [chuckles] I mean, it matters a little bit what the scoreboard says. 181 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,951 All right now, time for drills! 182 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:35,330 I wanna, I say, I wanna see smiles out there. 183 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:39,292 Drills! Nailing these drills is the difference between winners 184 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,251 and... 185 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,092 losers. 186 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,682 [Hamton murmuring] 187 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:56,810 Congratulations. 188 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,770 The biggest battle is showing up. 189 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,772 Oh, I brought other bathing suit choices 190 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,565 if this one's not right. 191 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,484 This way, please. 192 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,654 Uh, Wh... What's that? 193 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,948 A sensory deprivation tank. 194 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,616 It allows you to disconnect from the outer world 195 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,076 and connect with your inner mind. [chuckles] 196 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:17,747 Uh, my, my, my inner mind is a loud, chaotic place. 197 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,667 Do you get super panicked when you're locked in small contained spaces? 198 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,127 -Yes. -For the purposes 199 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,421 of moving forward, I need to ignore your answer. 200 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,923 Your journey begins now. 201 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,885 [gasps] 202 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,471 Is this supposed to be calming? 203 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,474 It's like taking a bath in the Dark Ages. 204 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,767 [hyperventilating] 205 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,188 [Shirley] Relax, let your mind wander. 206 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,815 [sighs] 207 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,609 [Hamton whimpers] 208 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,029 I can see something. 209 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,156 [Shirley gasps] Sounds like a vision. 210 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,991 [train engine chugging] 211 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,952 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 212 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,162 [screaming] 213 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,914 This is your magical subconscious. 214 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,208 Everything you see is a symbol. 215 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:05,420 Uh, so this train isn't really a train? 216 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,005 It's a symbol of my mind? 217 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,214 Precisely. 218 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,675 And the track is the course my life takes? 219 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,677 Yup. [exclaims] 220 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,179 Your first decision! 221 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,014 To the forest or to the mountains? 222 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,266 What if I make the wrong choice? 223 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:21,644 The only wrong choice, is no choice. 224 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,652 I can't choose! 225 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,654 [screaming] 226 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,573 [muffled screaming] 227 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,203 [crying] I ruined my spirit vision 228 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,996 and I peed in there. 229 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,624 I'm sorry! 230 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,755 I had planned to do nothing in this class, 231 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,256 yet here I am, 232 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,758 clearly doing something. 233 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,551 [scoffs] Can't believe we have a quiz 234 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,178 on the second day of class. 235 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,473 Funny. I thought you liked a challenge. 236 00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,849 I like challenges. 237 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,143 I also like the occasional non-challenge. 238 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,688 This class is going to ruin my grades, not boost them. 239 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,689 A-ha! 240 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,107 So you did take this class 241 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,775 'cause you thought it would be easy. 242 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,568 We're not so different, you and me. 243 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,987 I'm a dynamo who will be an inspiration 244 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,989 for lady bunnies for years to come. 245 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:18,034 And you had to take intro to intro courses twice. 246 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,911 But sure, please continue. 247 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,580 Fine. We have nothing in common. 248 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,000 So this is very difficult for me to say, 249 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,210 but I think we need to-- [shudders] 250 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,755 We need to... 251 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,509 We need to... 252 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,760 [hyperventilating] 253 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,346 Ha, ha, ha. 254 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,474 With my work ethic, smarts, and your... 255 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,892 Spit it out. 256 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,602 ...ability to turn the page in a textbook, 257 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,312 we might just pull this off! 258 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,066 [upbeat music playing] 259 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,473 Welcome to the most anticipated Tooney Ball game 260 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,641 of the season here at Acme Loo. 261 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,977 This year's team has been particularly looney. 262 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,396 Led by freshman standout Buster Bunny, 263 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,066 all the way from Burrowville High. 264 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,859 -We gonna what? -Win? 265 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,235 -How? -By, 266 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,987 having more points than the other team? 267 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,740 And by playing this game as if our lives depended on it! 268 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,576 'Cause they do! Winning is life! 269 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,079 -Win, win, win! -Win, win, win! 270 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:44,996 [grunting] 271 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,040 [crowd cheering] 272 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,502 [grunts] 273 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,379 [Dean Granny] Here's referee Marvin with the tip. 274 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,380 [whistle blows] 275 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,133 [Dean Granny] Ooh, the ball is gobbled up 276 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,468 by a Tasmanian devil. 277 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,637 That's really gonna hurt Acme Loo. 278 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,180 [Buster panting] 279 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,015 [Dean Granny] And Buster comes down with it. 280 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,850 Ooh, look at that kid go! 281 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,435 [grunts, groans] 282 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,771 [Dean Granny] Oh, a classic brick wall belly 283 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,023 and the ball is stolen! 284 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:16,111 [screaming] Loon Doggle! 285 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,366 [Coach Leghorn cheers] 286 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:25,286 Nice! Way to go! Okay, okay. Not too bad, team. 287 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,538 Not too bad. 288 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:27,789 What are you talking about? 289 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,207 We're getting creamed out there. 290 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,041 Oh, come on. 291 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,710 They only have five points. 292 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,546 And we have negative 25. 293 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,715 Coach, fun is fun, 294 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,926 but can you please lead us to victory? 295 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,886 Okay. Tell you what, bud. 296 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,805 You call the next play. 297 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,224 Me? Call a play? 298 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,225 Okay! 299 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,477 [whistles] 300 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,271 We're running a southern sceediddle. 301 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,482 Dizzy, you see anyone coming for me create a tornado. 302 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,984 Dizzy spin! 303 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,486 Sweetie, you and me will run a double-toon play. 304 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,904 Who do you want me to smash? 305 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,281 Everyone coming my way. 306 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,866 They'll never know what hit 'em. 307 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,119 Let's 308 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,912 dominate! 309 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,749 [Dean Granny] Here comes Acme Loo looking to get on the scoreboard. 310 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,001 -Beep, beep. -You said it, partner! 311 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,378 Buster's got some serious skills, but it's gonna 312 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,173 take more than that to get past this defense. 313 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,176 [Dizzy grumbling] 314 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,927 [Dean Granny] Dizzy with a great sink hole block 315 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,263 to shoot Buster through the gap. 316 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,097 [Buster grunts] 317 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,640 Dizzy, quit messing around. 318 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:31,186 [Dean Granny] And Acme Loo loses the ball. 319 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:38,443 Ooh! Great, wacky mallet counter by Furballl. 320 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,820 Oh, it looks like they're having fun out there. 321 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,949 [panting] 322 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,994 Huh, no, you don't. 323 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,120 [exclaiming] Ha! 324 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,290 Whoo-hoo! 325 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:57,295 [Dean Granny] What an unselfish rocket-mess-around by Sweetie. 326 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,714 [chuckles] There's absolutely no mess around 327 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,634 with this rabbit. Buster goes straight for the goal again. 328 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,302 [grunts] 329 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,975 [grunting, panting] 330 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:18,858 [Dean Granny] Oh, a big time block with a looney lasso. [laughs] 331 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,360 [grunts] 332 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,903 [Dean Granny] And it's a double stink back. 333 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,571 Tough break for Acme. 334 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,491 And call me old fashioned, but it just doesn't look 335 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,244 like Buster's having any fun out there. 336 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,248 You were amazing! 337 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,500 So fast and cunning and cool. 338 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,002 But we didn't score. 339 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,504 What's the point of playing? 340 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,590 Oh, man, that kid needs peppy talk. 341 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,843 And I'm, I say, I'm just the person to do it 342 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:49,180 or my name ain't, Coach Foghorn Jimhorn Bobhorn Leghorn. 343 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,727 Okay, uh... 344 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,186 I can do this. 345 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,023 Just gotta d... decide on one hot beverage. 346 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,400 I'll have a Looney Spritz. 347 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,152 Oh, no, the bubbles may go up my nose. 348 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,862 Not sure if I'm in the mood for that. 349 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,572 How about a Cold Brewha-ha? 350 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,032 [Taz babbling] 351 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,492 No, uh... The Tea-gees? 352 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,952 Or Java-Rama-Mocha-Mama? 353 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,370 Espresto-change-o? 354 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,290 Okay, Hamton. It's time to start deciding. 355 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,001 -[Taz coughs] -Right? 356 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,545 I mean, it seems like it's time, doesn't it? 357 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,339 [coughs] 358 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,511 We gotta fix my indecision problem. 359 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,598 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 360 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,725 It's difficult to understand what you mean 361 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,186 on account of all the weird words you use. 362 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,064 Thank you for deciding to tell me that, 363 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,066 you glorious collection of stardust. 364 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:45,278 Oh, now let's go back in my mind and kick some subconscious butt! 365 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,572 Oh, yeah! 366 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,407 [chuckles] All right, here we go. 367 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,618 [sighs] 368 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,415 Mountains or forests, Hamton? 369 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,543 It doesn't matter what I choose, right? [chuckles] 370 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,878 Just gotta choose. 371 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,338 [subconscious voices] Choose. 372 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:07,092 Choose, choose. Choose, choose. 373 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,094 Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choose. 374 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,387 Chugga, choose. 375 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,263 [train horn hooting] Choose, choose! 376 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,016 [screams] Help! 377 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,103 Whatever your instinct is, 378 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,354 that's the right answer. 379 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,606 [intense music playing] 380 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,737 What do you want to do? What do you want to do? 381 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,783 I want to fly away! 382 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:32,701 [cries] 383 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,537 [gasps] 384 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,996 I did it. 385 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,290 Fly, fly Hamton, fly. 386 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,419 [laughing] Oh, oh... 387 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,504 [exclaiming] 388 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,429 [dolphins clicking] 389 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,097 [whooping] 390 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,902 Whoo-hoo! Watch out, world. 391 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,779 It's Hamton, the decider. 392 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,991 Uh, chooser? No! Decider. 393 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,452 Making decisions feels great. 394 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,165 Thank you. This was the best elective ever. 395 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,251 Elective? [laughs] This isn't an elective. 396 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,337 In fact, I'm not even technically allowed 397 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,255 to have most of this stuff on campus. 398 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,216 [crowd cheering] 399 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,218 [buzzer beeps] 400 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,386 All right, Sweetie, 401 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,138 Furball, Little Beeper. 402 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,389 Get on out there. 403 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,350 We're starting with a Mississippi, 404 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,518 I say, Mississippi Bingo. 405 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,687 Coach, want me to throw a three four seven? 406 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,272 A Charlestone Chug-a-lug? 407 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,525 Buster, don't want you to do nothing 'cause you're benched. 408 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,818 Benched? 409 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,989 And go, I say, go out there, team, and have fun. 410 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,533 [Dean Granny] Acme Loo takes the field for the second half. 411 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,285 It looks like Coach Leghorn 412 00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,372 is keeping star player Buster Bunny on the bench. 413 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,665 Now, son, let me learn ya a lesson 414 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,210 in the form of a personal tidbit. 415 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,756 I say, I say, back in the day I had it all. 416 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,092 I was a Tooney Ball superstar. 417 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,094 And I was a stud muffin to boot. 418 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,096 But I screwed it all up. 419 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,972 Why I took it so serious, 420 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766 I didn't play to have any fun. 421 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,310 Sure, I crushed the competition. 422 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,896 But I also crushed my team's spirit. 423 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,399 They got tired of me wanting to win all the time, 424 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,775 so the whole team quit. 425 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,403 [laughs] I was such a proud fool, 426 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,198 I tried to take on the opposing team all by myself. 427 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,122 I just didn't get 428 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,332 what Tooney Ball was really all about. 429 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,626 You're right. 430 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,712 My friends are way more important than winning. 431 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,215 When I first started playing Tooney Ball, it was all about fun. 432 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,927 But then we started winning and that's all I cared about. 433 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,262 And I forgot the fun part. 434 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,264 [Coach Leghorn] Now you get it, kid. 435 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,265 All right! 436 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,100 Hop out on the field, champ. 437 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,019 [Dean Granny] Buster Bunny's back on the field 438 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,688 and he is all smiles. 439 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,275 [chuckles] Must've been some peppy talk from Coach Leghorn. 440 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,444 [all cheer] 441 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,279 Sorry I was such a bummer before. 442 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,031 Let's have some fun out there. 443 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,240 One, two, three. 444 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,533 [all cheer] 445 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,876 [both exclaiming] C minus? 446 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,462 But we studied so hard. 447 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,131 You know, those C minuses are the highest grades 448 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,508 anyone has ever gotten in this class. 449 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,845 Well, I guess getting straight As 450 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,348 isn't the most important thing in the world. 451 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,601 And I got to hang out with you, which was actually kind of fun. 452 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,895 Far be it for me to pay a compliment to a bunny. 453 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:50,106 But, Babs, I would now consider you, 454 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,817 friend, adjacent. 455 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,652 Wanna catch the end of the game? 456 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,653 Yes. 457 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,655 But let's not make this a habit. 458 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,823 Don't worry. 459 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,493 I'm just as surprised that I invited you. 460 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:02,994 [Dean Granny] With time winding down, 461 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,122 Acme Loo has mounted an amazing comeback 462 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,918 led by some truly inspired wackiness from Buster Bunny. 463 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,923 And the visitors come down with the ball. 464 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,258 And it's a kiss-kiss bang steal. 465 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,760 Yeah. Nice one, Dizzy! 466 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,681 Beep, beep. 467 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,892 Beep, beep. 468 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,769 [Dean Granny] There's the Southern Beeper. 469 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,397 And Furball with the yoink-a-doodle. 470 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,566 Visitors come away with it, 471 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,068 but, whoa, my goodness, 472 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,529 Sweetie drops in with a whoopie whopper. 473 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,703 [Buster gasps] 474 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,789 [Dean Granny] Fifi with a huge floral flabbergaster! 475 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,916 [screams] 476 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,793 [Dean Granny] Uh-oh. Buster might be in trouble here. 477 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:52,919 Come on, kid. 478 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,254 Just have fun. 479 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,923 [crowd gasping] 480 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,719 [Dean Granny] Wait! Wait! [chuckles] 481 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,888 Buster's gone full silly! [laughs] 482 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,182 Yeah! 483 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,892 [all cheer] 484 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,395 [Dean Granny] Way to go, toons! [laughs] 485 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,649 Bro! We won! 486 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,567 We did? 487 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,068 Cool. 488 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,361 Cool, cool, cool. 489 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,404 If you care about that kind of thing. 490 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,072 There you go, champ. 491 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,449 There you go. 492 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,868 Buster's actually, having fun out there. 493 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,328 I suppose the old adage is true. 494 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,122 The most important thing in the world-- 495 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,206 [whoopie cushion blows] 496 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,916 [mimics whoopie cushion] 497 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:35,712 [Hamton] Sorry. Just catching up on the new elective I chose. 498 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,629 [laughs] 499 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,010 [theme music playing] 32637

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