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[theme song playing]
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-♪ We're tiny ♪
-♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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-♪ We're classmates ♪
-♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in
And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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It's finally here!
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[gasps] The bronze bust
I ordered of myself?
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No! Elective day!
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[babbling] Cycle.
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[all exclaiming]
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[all cheer]
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Heard about the theories behind
whoopie cushion alternatives?
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[mimics whoopie cushion]
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Uh, too many choices.
[chuckles]
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Uh, can't we just take whatever
class the, the,
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the school picks for us?
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Well, that kind of defeats
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the purpose of it being
an elective.
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Uh, well, what if I choose
the wrong class?
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And that bad decision
sends me down
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a path of other bad decisions,
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and suddenly I'm in
an empty apartment
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with two Pomeranians
who hate me?
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[growling]
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[screams]
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I can't take this! [whimpers]
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[shudders] Just had
a vision of life without
absolute self-confidence.
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[Daffy] How do
the greatest toons
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master the anvil?
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It starts with the basics.
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[laughs] Basics.
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AKA sit back and watch
the As roll in.
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This'll be easier than
the time I took advanced lunch.
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Ah, the anvil.
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Used for everything
except blacksmithing.
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Everything I need to know
about this class
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is already right in here.
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Oh, that's why
you're head's so big.
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-[grunts]
-[Babs chuckles]
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Eh? Eh?
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Hey, y'all!
Tooney Ball sign-ups!
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Right this way.
I say, right this way.
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[Buster] Tooney Ball!
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The roughest, toughest
looniest sport, ever invented!
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What is it?
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It's like a toon version
of football.
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Uh, what's football?
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It's like the non-toon version
of Tooney Ball.
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Oh, now I get it.
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Instead of running a ball
across the field
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while trying to outrun
your opponents...
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Boring!
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Tooney Ball let's you use
all the tricks of tooning
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to stop the other team.
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I'm talking magnets,
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oil slicks,
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sleight of hand.
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It requires strength,
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cunning, creativity,
and most importantly,
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aggressive bursts of rage.
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[gasps] You had me at rage.
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Ooh! You'd be
a perfect Tooney-backer.
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The whole job is to smash
into the other players.
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It'll be just like the time
you joined Chess club,
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except you won't get kicked out
after your first move.
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It was too slow! Grr!
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[sigh] Yep,
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I was Burrowville High School's
starting Tooney-back.
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I lived,
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breathed,
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ate Tooney Ball.
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We were winning every game.
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It was amazing.
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Then...
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[grunts]
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[screams, grunts]
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We lost the championship game.
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[sighs] I was upset for months.
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I don't like to lose.
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There's a cure for that.
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We don't lose.
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[both] Yeah, bro!
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[Buster groans]
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Sorry. I should have warned ya.
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I've been doing
a lot of chest press.
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[straining] Like I said,
"Great Tooney-backer."
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[Hamton] This is what
I'm talking about.
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[sighs] No choices
to make in here.
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-[Shirley] Hamton.
-Huh? [screams]
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I'm sorry. What did I do wrong?
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This is your lucky day.
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And not just because
we're on the cusp of
the great conjunction.
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I have a solution for
indecisive toons like you.
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Oh...
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You do? Is this the elective
you think I should take?
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Life is an elective, Hamton.
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See you in my soul-spa,
reiki-lounge, crystal room.
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Uh, wait, I don't know
where that is.
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My dorm room. Fifth floor
by the soda machine.
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Ah, oh. Natural latex
or oat husks?
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They're both very snoozeable.
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Like you're gonna be able
to sleep during Daffy's
riveting lectures.
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[soothing music playing]
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I can't hear you.
Already napping.
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-[crash]
-Sweet molasses!
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Who can tell me what this is?
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This class is going to be
even easier than I thought.
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That is clearly an anvil.
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Wrong!
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[grunts]
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It's an Acme brand,
classic two horned anvil.
Dimensions eight by twelve,
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coming in at
a whopping 587 lbs.
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[Daffy] Very impressive.
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Wrong!
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[Babs grunts]
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The correct answer is,
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in the hands of a master toon
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it can be anything.
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It can be lighter than air,
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heavier than concrete,
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it can defy the laws of time,
space, and irony.
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To master it, you will need
to understand
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physics,
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quantum mechanics,
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macroeconomics,
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and ancient Greek.
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[gulps]
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[Babs] Mm?
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Every year, toons take
this class thinking,
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"Oh, this will be a GPA
boosting easy A." [laughs]
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-Mm.
-[laughs]
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Wrong again! This is
the hardest elective at Acme.
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For most of you, the only A
you'll get is in the word,
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F-A-I-L.
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Fail!
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[both gulp]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[grunts] What do we do?
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Win that game!
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What do we want?
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Points and equal rights
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in my lifetime!
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[whistle blows]
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All right, now.
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Some of y'all I'm sure have
played Tooney Ball before.
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But here at Acme Loo,
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there's only one way to play.
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Play to win!
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[screams, grunts]
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[laughs] Well, I say, I say.
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I guess there's two ways
to play, but the way I like
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to coach Tooney Ball
is to play to have fun.
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Huh?
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These are your pals,
your teammates.
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It don't matter what
the scoreboard says
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so long as you played
as a team.
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[chuckles] I mean,
it matters a little bit
what the scoreboard says.
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All right now, time for drills!
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I wanna, I say, I wanna see
smiles out there.
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Drills! Nailing these drills is
the difference between winners
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and...
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losers.
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[Hamton murmuring]
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Congratulations.
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The biggest battle
is showing up.
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Oh, I brought other bathing
suit choices
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if this one's not right.
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This way, please.
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Uh, Wh... What's that?
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A sensory deprivation tank.
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It allows you to disconnect
from the outer world
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and connect with your
inner mind. [chuckles]
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Uh, my, my, my inner mind
is a loud, chaotic place.
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Do you get super
panicked when you're locked
in small contained spaces?
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-Yes.
-For the purposes
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of moving forward, I need
to ignore your answer.
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Your journey begins now.
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[gasps]
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Is this supposed to be calming?
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It's like taking a bath
in the Dark Ages.
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[hyperventilating]
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[Shirley] Relax,
let your mind wander.
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[sighs]
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[Hamton whimpers]
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I can see something.
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[Shirley gasps] Sounds
like a vision.
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[train engine chugging]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[screaming]
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This is your magical
subconscious.
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Everything you see is a symbol.
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Uh, so this train
isn't really a train?
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It's a symbol of my mind?
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Precisely.
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And the track is the course
my life takes?
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Yup. [exclaims]
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Your first decision!
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To the forest
or to the mountains?
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What if I make
the wrong choice?
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The only wrong choice,
is no choice.
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I can't choose!
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[screaming]
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[muffled screaming]
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[crying] I ruined my
spirit vision
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and I peed in there.
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I'm sorry!
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I had planned to do nothing
in this class,
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yet here I am,
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clearly doing something.
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[scoffs] Can't believe
we have a quiz
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on the second day of class.
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Funny. I thought you
liked a challenge.
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I like challenges.
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I also like the occasional
non-challenge.
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This class is going to ruin
my grades, not boost them.
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A-ha!
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So you did take this class
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'cause you thought
it would be easy.
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We're not so different,
you and me.
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I'm a dynamo who will be
an inspiration
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for lady bunnies
for years to come.
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And you had to take intro
to intro courses twice.
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But sure, please continue.
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Fine. We have
nothing in common.
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So this is very difficult
for me to say,
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but I think
we need to-- [shudders]
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We need to...
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We need to...
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[hyperventilating]
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Ha, ha, ha.
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With my work ethic, smarts,
and your...
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Spit it out.
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...ability to turn the page
in a textbook,
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we might just pull this off!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Welcome to the most
anticipated Tooney Ball game
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of the season here at Acme Loo.
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This year's team
has been particularly looney.
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Led by freshman standout
Buster Bunny,
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all the way from
Burrowville High.
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-We gonna what?
-Win?
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-How?
-By,
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having more points than
the other team?
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And by playing this game
as if our lives depended on it!
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'Cause they do!
Winning is life!
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-Win, win, win!
-Win, win, win!
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[grunting]
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[crowd cheering]
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[grunts]
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[Dean Granny]
Here's referee Marvin
with the tip.
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[whistle blows]
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[Dean Granny] Ooh,
the ball is gobbled up
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by a Tasmanian devil.
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That's really gonna
hurt Acme Loo.
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[Buster panting]
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[Dean Granny] And Buster
comes down with it.
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Ooh, look at that kid go!
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[grunts, groans]
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[Dean Granny] Oh, a classic
brick wall belly
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and the ball is stolen!
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[screaming] Loon Doggle!
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[Coach Leghorn cheers]
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Nice! Way to go! Okay, okay.
Not too bad, team.
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Not too bad.
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What are you talking about?
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We're getting creamed
out there.
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Oh, come on.
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They only have five points.
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And we have negative 25.
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Coach, fun is fun,
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but can you please lead
us to victory?
295
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Okay. Tell you what, bud.
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You call the next play.
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Me? Call a play?
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Okay!
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[whistles]
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We're running
a southern sceediddle.
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Dizzy, you see anyone
coming for me create a tornado.
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Dizzy spin!
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Sweetie, you and me will run
a double-toon play.
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Who do you want me to smash?
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Everyone coming my way.
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They'll never know
what hit 'em.
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Let's
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dominate!
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[Dean Granny] Here comes
Acme Loo looking to get
on the scoreboard.
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-Beep, beep.
-You said it, partner!
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Buster's got some
serious skills, but it's gonna
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take more than that
to get past this defense.
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[Dizzy grumbling]
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[Dean Granny] Dizzy with
a great sink hole block
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to shoot Buster
through the gap.
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[Buster grunts]
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Dizzy, quit messing around.
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[Dean Granny] And Acme Loo
loses the ball.
319
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Ooh! Great, wacky mallet
counter by Furballl.
320
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Oh, it looks like
they're having fun out there.
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[panting]
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Huh, no, you don't.
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[exclaiming] Ha!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[Dean Granny] What an unselfish
rocket-mess-around by Sweetie.
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[chuckles] There's absolutely
no mess around
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with this rabbit. Buster goes
straight for the goal again.
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[grunts]
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[grunting, panting]
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[Dean Granny]
Oh, a big time block with
a looney lasso. [laughs]
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[grunts]
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[Dean Granny]
And it's a double stink back.
333
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Tough break for Acme.
334
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,491
And call me old fashioned,
but it just doesn't look
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like Buster's having
any fun out there.
336
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,248
You were amazing!
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00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,500
So fast and cunning and cool.
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00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,002
But we didn't score.
339
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,504
What's the point of playing?
340
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,590
Oh, man, that kid needs
peppy talk.
341
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,843
And I'm, I say, I'm just
the person to do it
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or my name ain't,
Coach Foghorn Jimhorn
Bobhorn Leghorn.
343
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,727
Okay, uh...
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I can do this.
345
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,023
Just gotta d...
decide on one hot beverage.
346
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,400
I'll have a Looney Spritz.
347
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,152
Oh, no, the bubbles
may go up my nose.
348
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,862
Not sure if I'm in
the mood for that.
349
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,572
How about a Cold Brewha-ha?
350
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,032
[Taz babbling]
351
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,492
No, uh... The Tea-gees?
352
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,952
Or Java-Rama-Mocha-Mama?
353
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,370
Espresto-change-o?
354
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,290
Okay, Hamton.
It's time to start deciding.
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00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,001
-[Taz coughs]
-Right?
356
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,545
I mean, it seems like
it's time, doesn't it?
357
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,339
[coughs]
358
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,511
We gotta fix
my indecision problem.
359
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,598
That's what I've been trying
to tell you.
360
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,725
It's difficult to understand
what you mean
361
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,186
on account of all the weird
words you use.
362
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,064
Thank you for deciding
to tell me that,
363
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,066
you glorious collection
of stardust.
364
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:45,278
Oh, now let's go back
in my mind and kick
some subconscious butt!
365
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,572
Oh, yeah!
366
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,407
[chuckles] All right,
here we go.
367
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,618
[sighs]
368
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,415
Mountains or forests, Hamton?
369
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,543
It doesn't matter what
I choose, right? [chuckles]
370
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,878
Just gotta choose.
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[subconscious voices] Choose.
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Choose, choose.
Choose, choose.
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Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choose.
374
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,387
Chugga, choose.
375
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,263
[train horn hooting]
Choose, choose!
376
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,016
[screams] Help!
377
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,103
Whatever your instinct is,
378
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,354
that's the right answer.
379
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,606
[intense music playing]
380
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,737
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
381
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,783
I want to fly away!
382
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:32,701
[cries]
383
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,537
[gasps]
384
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,996
I did it.
385
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,290
Fly, fly Hamton, fly.
386
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,419
[laughing] Oh, oh...
387
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,504
[exclaiming]
388
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,429
[dolphins clicking]
389
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,097
[whooping]
390
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,902
Whoo-hoo! Watch out, world.
391
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,779
It's Hamton, the decider.
392
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,991
Uh, chooser? No! Decider.
393
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,452
Making decisions feels great.
394
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,165
Thank you. This was
the best elective ever.
395
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,251
Elective? [laughs]
This isn't an elective.
396
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,337
In fact, I'm not even
technically allowed
397
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,255
to have most of this
stuff on campus.
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00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,216
[crowd cheering]
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00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,218
[buzzer beeps]
400
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,386
All right, Sweetie,
401
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,138
Furball, Little Beeper.
402
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,389
Get on out there.
403
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,350
We're starting with
a Mississippi,
404
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,518
I say, Mississippi Bingo.
405
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,687
Coach, want me to throw
a three four seven?
406
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,272
A Charlestone Chug-a-lug?
407
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,525
Buster, don't want you
to do nothing 'cause
you're benched.
408
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,818
Benched?
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00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,989
And go, I say, go out there,
team, and have fun.
410
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,533
[Dean Granny] Acme Loo takes
the field for the second half.
411
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,285
It looks like Coach Leghorn
412
00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,372
is keeping star player
Buster Bunny on the bench.
413
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,665
Now, son, let me
learn ya a lesson
414
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,210
in the form
of a personal tidbit.
415
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,756
I say, I say,
back in the day I had it all.
416
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,092
I was a Tooney Ball superstar.
417
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,094
And I was
a stud muffin to boot.
418
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,096
But I screwed it all up.
419
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,972
Why I took it so serious,
420
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766
I didn't play to have any fun.
421
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,310
Sure, I crushed
the competition.
422
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,896
But I also crushed
my team's spirit.
423
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,399
They got tired of me wanting
to win all the time,
424
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,775
so the whole team quit.
425
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,403
[laughs] I was such
a proud fool,
426
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,198
I tried to take on the opposing
team all by myself.
427
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,122
I just didn't get
428
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,332
what Tooney Ball
was really all about.
429
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,626
You're right.
430
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,712
My friends are way more
important than winning.
431
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,215
When I first started
playing Tooney Ball,
it was all about fun.
432
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,927
But then we started winning
and that's all I cared about.
433
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,262
And I forgot the fun part.
434
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,264
[Coach Leghorn] Now you
get it, kid.
435
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,265
All right!
436
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,100
Hop out on the field, champ.
437
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,019
[Dean Granny] Buster Bunny's
back on the field
438
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,688
and he is all smiles.
439
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,275
[chuckles] Must've been some
peppy talk from Coach Leghorn.
440
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,444
[all cheer]
441
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,279
Sorry I was such
a bummer before.
442
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,031
Let's have some fun out there.
443
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,240
One, two, three.
444
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,533
[all cheer]
445
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,876
[both exclaiming] C minus?
446
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,462
But we studied so hard.
447
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,131
You know, those C minuses
are the highest grades
448
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,508
anyone has ever gotten
in this class.
449
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,845
Well, I guess getting
straight As
450
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,348
isn't the most important
thing in the world.
451
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,601
And I got to hang out with you,
which was actually kind of fun.
452
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,895
Far be it for me to pay
a compliment to a bunny.
453
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:50,106
But, Babs, I would now
consider you,
454
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,817
friend, adjacent.
455
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,652
Wanna catch
the end of the game?
456
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,653
Yes.
457
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,655
But let's not make
this a habit.
458
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,823
Don't worry.
459
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,493
I'm just as surprised
that I invited you.
460
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:02,994
[Dean Granny] With
time winding down,
461
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,122
Acme Loo has mounted
an amazing comeback
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00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,918
led by some truly inspired
wackiness from Buster Bunny.
463
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,923
And the visitors come
down with the ball.
464
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,258
And it's a kiss-kiss
bang steal.
465
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,760
Yeah. Nice one, Dizzy!
466
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:22,681
Beep, beep.
467
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,892
Beep, beep.
468
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,769
[Dean Granny]
There's the Southern Beeper.
469
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,397
And Furball with
the yoink-a-doodle.
470
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,566
Visitors come away with it,
471
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,068
but, whoa, my goodness,
472
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,529
Sweetie drops in with
a whoopie whopper.
473
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,703
[Buster gasps]
474
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,789
[Dean Granny] Fifi with
a huge floral flabbergaster!
475
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,916
[screams]
476
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,793
[Dean Granny] Uh-oh. Buster
might be in trouble here.
477
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:52,919
Come on, kid.
478
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,254
Just have fun.
479
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,923
[crowd gasping]
480
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,719
[Dean Granny]
Wait! Wait! [chuckles]
481
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,888
Buster's gone full silly!
[laughs]
482
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,182
Yeah!
483
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,892
[all cheer]
484
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,395
[Dean Granny]
Way to go, toons! [laughs]
485
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,649
Bro! We won!
486
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,567
We did?
487
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,068
Cool.
488
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,361
Cool, cool, cool.
489
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,404
If you care about
that kind of thing.
490
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,072
There you go, champ.
491
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,449
There you go.
492
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,868
Buster's actually,
having fun out there.
493
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,328
I suppose the old
adage is true.
494
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,122
The most important
thing in the world--
495
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,206
[whoopie cushion blows]
496
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,916
[mimics whoopie cushion]
497
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:35,712
[Hamton] Sorry. Just catching
up on the new elective I chose.
498
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,629
[laughs]
499
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,010
[theme music playing]
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