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Interviewer: Light bulb, wheel,
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airplane, flying car.
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[gentle music playing]
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Growing up, I was always fascinated
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with the world of tomorrow
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invention that would take
humankind to extraordinary
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new worlds full of laser guns and androids.
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My father had subscription
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to Gadget Times,
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a monthly publication covering new designs,
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concepts and products
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that revolutionized the world.
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I would spend Sundays afternoons
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scrolling through the pages
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wondering what it would be like
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to live in the future.
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One name would always pop up,
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Gary Grossmont.
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A man who was ahead of his time,
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a futurist, a visionary, a man of intellect
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beyond our imaginations.
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[gentle music continues]
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Years later, during my senior
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year of college,
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I needed a subject for my capstone project.
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I reached out with lucky to set up an interview
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with my childhood idol,
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Gary Grossmont.
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How would I describe Gary Grossmont
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in the world of amateur inventors?
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He was a legend.
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Always energetic,
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always working on the next big project.
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No matter how many times he got
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knocked down, he'd always climb right back
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up, dust off his pants,
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get back to work, and you know,
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just never a dull moment.
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Just always exciting to be around.
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You could feed off
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his, his energy and his optimism.
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Yeah,
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I never did mind the crazy ideas
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that came out of Gary next.
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Sure, I mean, you have your,
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your Jobs,
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your Musk, your Teslas, your Bells.
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But Gary,
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Gary was like Teslas and Bells before
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they were Teslas and Bells.
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It's like, you know, something was coming.
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You want to get next to him.
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Like, waiting for the next big reveal.
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It was something.
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The next big invention that
was going to change the world.
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And you know, it's going to be big.
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Bigger than Snappy Turtle
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or Potato Peel, if that's possible.
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Gary is the guy to do it.
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Every day was like opening
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a new present of ingenuity
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from a Santa Claus of creativity
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from the North Pole of imagination.
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If it's possible to have two North Poles
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because you can't replace
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the original Santa.
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Maybe they live in a duplex.
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But he was Gary.
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Something always going on in his brain,
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always tinkering,
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always looking on the bright side.
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Gary Gary was full of life.
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Today we say goodbye to a giant among us.
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The Idea Man.
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I've known Gary for about ten years.
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I met him at the Innovator Conference in Fort Worth.
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I can see a couple of innovators here.
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To be honest,
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when I first met Gary, I didn’t like him.
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He wasn't that approachable.
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Not that he was an asshole.
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It's just that he's.
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Well, he's Gary.
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Gary was in his own world.
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We were lucky to visit that world,
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and we often did.
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I’d often help out with Gary's prototypes.
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As we all know is often a risky
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and dangerous business.
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I was always worried about safety,
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but he was doing what he loved.
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And that's a life worth living,
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even if it was cut short.
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Every year I thought,
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This is the year Gary goes.
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Sorry, Gary.
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But at the same time I thought,
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he's going to live forever.
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[birds chirping]
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Does that make sense?
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Be around like the sun or running water.
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Or coffee in a can
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there for me every morning.
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Patent pending.
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I've come up with a secret formula
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of finely ground coffee in aerosol form.
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All you do is
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pop this up here when you want a jolt.
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[hissing sound] Whew!
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I am firing on all cylinders now.
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Whew!
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I am still working on the latte version.
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Apparently the fats and the dairy don't
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mist well
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and have caused a few cases of infection.
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Doctors are calling it milky lung,
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but the coffee version is great.
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Do you want to pick me up without feeling bloated?
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Hate having to piss all the time?
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Coffee in a can.
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Have you tried?
Maybe vapes.
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I don't think that would work,
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but thanks for your input.
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I'm still looking for some beta testers
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if anybody's interested.
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You have your mochaccino,
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you have your espresso blend,
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you have your spicy squash,
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which should not be confused
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with pumpkin spice.
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This one's got jalapenos in it
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and it'll really wake you up
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and get the old bowels moving,
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if you know what I mean.
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So just come up,
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grab yourselves a comment card,
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let me know what you think.
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Because I think that Gary.
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Gary would have loved Coffee in a Can.
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I'm going to miss that guy.
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Can we all raise our rings
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in a moment of silence
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for Gary Grossmont,
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one of the greatest inventors
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that ever lived, well,
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besides all the greatest inventors
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that have lived throughout my lifetime.
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But I am going to miss and love that man.
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[gentle acoustic music]
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Interviewer: I met with Gary at
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his modest workshop in western New York.
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That's pretty neat, huh?
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I knew you were on my porch
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before you were even on my porch.
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Are we early.
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We were scheduled for three on the calendar.
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Come on in.
Come on in.
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Welcome. Welcome.
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That's Mary.
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And you caught us right in the middle of lunch,
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so let’s go up to my workshop.
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Is this your workshop?
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No, that's Mary's craft room
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and her meditation room.
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She's quick.
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This is her movie room.
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She loves classic horror films
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and modern horror films.
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She loves horror films.
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[screaming]
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This is the bedroom.
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It's private.
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A gentleman never kisses and tells.
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Come on, let’s go to my workshop.
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Sorry I had to get that down
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before I forgot.
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Where were we?
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What is your most successful invention?
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Well, I wouldn't say I'm living glamorously,
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but this guy's paying the bills.
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And then some.
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Oh the butter ring.
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Can we see it in action for the camera?
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Sure.
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Would you like me to butter too?
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Sure.
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Sure.
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Naturally.
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Once we saw money come in and we tried to expand,
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we've got the.
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His and her butter rings
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and also the butter brass knuckles.
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Of course, we're trying to rebrand these
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because brass knuckles
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are illegal in most states.
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And you wouldn't want somebody confusing the two
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because you wouldn't want somebody bringing
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butter to a brass knuckles fight.
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That wouldn't be pretty.
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Pretty tasty, maybe.
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Also, don't bring these things to the airport.
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Those people take their job very seriously.
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And so now you're on the next big thing.
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Yeah, there's lots of projects
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in the works and,
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you know, lots of stuff
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to work on over and over again.
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But this new thing I have a lot of confidence
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in, I think this is going to do really well.
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What is it?
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This is an idea
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I have for an exercise machine.
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You don't think the market's
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over saturated with exercise
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equipment already?
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Well, I think that just means that the market
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for exercise equipment is strong,
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just like mine will make you.
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See mine is different.
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Because if you're first
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and you're different, then you win.
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But if you're second and you're the same,
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you lose.
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I suppose if you're not first or different
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and you have a really good marketing team
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that would also work,
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or if it's really well
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made, that could work too.
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Mine is different, mine is different
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because normally you would need weights
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and rowing machine and a bike
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and so on and so on.
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And then you have equipment
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But what if there was one machine
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that, that engaged all your muscle groups
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at the same time in a motion
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that was very natural,
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so you didn't even know you were exercising.
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As natural as walking.
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Walking.
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Research.
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Walking.
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Is the mic in the way?
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No, no, it's fine.
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Hi, can you hear me?
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Yes. Coming in loud and clear.
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Thanks for letting us interview you.
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Well, of course.
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Is this going to make my voice sound small?
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Sorry.
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Microphone is so small.
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No, Your voice will sound exactly as is.
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That’s amazing.
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Can you state your name for the camera?
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Hi, I'm Gary Grossmont.
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Welcome to my workshop.
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Maybe one with a side compartment for floss.
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That’s a good idea.
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You see,
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Gary is an idea man.
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You got your idea men
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or idea women, of course.
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I'm a big fan of getting women into STEM.
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Go, girls.
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But your idea people,
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they're the wild ones.
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The cowboys, the rebels.
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They're the ones who are really pushing
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the boundaries.
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And often people will look
at their inventions and think,
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Wow, that's stupid.
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Nobody's going to buy that.
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But those people can't see the future
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the way those idea people can.
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They don't know because the idea people
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are so ahead of their time.
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Most common folk can't fathom.
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Imagine the first person who saw the wheel
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well, the other person,
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not the inventor,
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but the first person who saw the invention.
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Here comes some guy down
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the path with the wheel
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that everybody thought was a witch.
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But look at him now.
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Change the world forever.
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Now we have roller skates,
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roller coasters and unicycles.
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Gary is an ideas man, idea man.
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A real inventor.
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We actually nicknamed him the Idea Man.
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Or Tim, for short.
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Then you have your practicals,
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your engineers of engineering.
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These are the unheard of
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in the inventors realm.
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Whether there is a small change
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in the production of something,
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a small cog or gear that does such and such.
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You never hear about it
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or know these folks by name,
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but large corporations do,
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and they pay top dollar
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for these silent warriors.
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Yeah, these guys or girls
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usually do very well for themselves.
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Then you have your rock stars
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who, in my opinion, are just marketers
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disguised as inventors.
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Not to say they're not important,
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but they are more concerned
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about selling the invention,
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making it sexy and dazzling,
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putting it in a pretty package
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with pretty women or men
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who are modeling it.
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[piano playing] New from Saltch
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the High Seas Sea salt Poseidon
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featuring a moon phase indicator chronograph
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and fine sea salt grinder,
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all in a sleek and stylish stainless
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steel polished case
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with crocodile skin bands.
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Whether sailing around the world,
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braving the rough seas
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or just a night out in town.
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A watch for the Everyman.
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Poseidon by Saltch.
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Do you think I need a bit
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more Argan oil or um
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sorry, do you have any hairspray?
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Interviewer: Sorry.
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This is a documentary
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we don't really carry makeup.
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It's okay. I can.
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I can get some. If.
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If you.
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You look fine.
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Look just fine.
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You look great.
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Oh, okay.
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So when did you first meet Gary?
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Gary?
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Gary Grossmont.
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This is about Gary.
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You told me this was called The Idea Man.
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That man has never had a good idea
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in his entire life.
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Yes. Sorry.
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We sent a mission statement
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package to your assistant.
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Did you not get it?
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I may have.
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But what good is an.
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Assistant if they don't look through these things.
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Beforehand?
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Hey, Laura.
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Yes, Mr. Lockbarrel?
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Tell Laura she's fired.
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Well, I don't understand.
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Yeah.
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Vance Lockbarrel and Gary. Hmm.
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I best describe their relationship like
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you ever build a volcano in grade school.
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Of course you have.
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Everyone has.
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Well, Vance is like vinegar,
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and Gary is kind of sweet, so he'd be the baking soda.
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Is baking soda sweet?
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It's soda.
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So you put them both together,
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and it's a violent reaction,
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but also pretty cool.
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It's like two forces
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colliding together.
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They've been rivals since grade school,
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probably competing to see
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who can make the better volcano.
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Are you still willing to interview?
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Our research shows
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an extensive history with Mr. Grossmont.
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Is that correct?
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Well.
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You're here
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and they say any publicity
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is good publicity.
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So I don't know what they've told you
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about our inventions, but
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I mean, that's the thing.
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Gary had ideas.
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I have inventions.
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Well, just the one.
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But the point is.
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They don't write about Tesla.
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I mean, okay, so they write.
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They write about Tesla.
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But it's Edison who won.
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I won.
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Gary is a has-been.
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No, a never-been.
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Besides, while there.
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Are some similarities
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between our ideas.
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They're completely different.
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His was a butter ring.
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Mine is a salt watch.
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Completely different.
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Is that ‘saltch’?
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I always thought it was ‘svlatch’.
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It's pronounced ‘saltch’.
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The ‘A’ is just upside down
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to represent a salt shaker.
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It's not my fault you don't understand
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my genius.
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In my spare time,
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I like to give back to the community.
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So I run a little repair shop.
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I fix vacuums and clocks and cell phones,
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all pro-bono.
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So here is a toaster that Mrs.
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Jenkins dropped off and said
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it's only toasting bread on one side.
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And everybody's
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so quick to throw something away
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when maybe all it needs is like a screw tightened.
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Or maybe it just needs to be rewired
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or maybe the cords a little frayed.
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Oh, maybe I’ll
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check that.
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Needs some work.
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[acoustic music]
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It's like the whole world is made of plastic
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and everybody just keeps throwing everything away.
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But if you throw everything away,
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where's the value?
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It's like you bought a piece of trash that's
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just waiting to be a piece of trash.
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Take this camera, for instance.
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It's going to spend a small amount of time in your hand,
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and then a lifetime in a landfill,
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but with a little bit of love.
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It's like as good as new
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or it’s better than brand new.
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Maybe.
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It's always had this issue,
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and after it's fixed,
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it's better than it was before.
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The key is to
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try to prepare as much as possible.
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I've spent years sketching in these books
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before any of my ideas became reality.
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It's good for me to work out all the kinks
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before I start building it.
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I've noticed you have a lot of sketchbooks.
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Do you keep every drawing you've ever done?
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Oh, yeah.
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I never throw any of them away.
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You never know when you might need.
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To revisit something.
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You know, now that I think about it,
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I've never thrown anything away
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except garbage.
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Are they all sketches of inventions in these books?
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Mostly some little drawings
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tidbits of my imagination.
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When I get really stumped.
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I like to sketch inventions
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from other inventors
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like Galileo or Archimedes.
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It really allows me
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to get into their brains.
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Before everything was documented on video
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and to see what they were thinking.
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At the time. Like
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this is Icarus.
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His dad, Daedalus made these wax wings
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which are pretty neat.
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And I guess I don't know the whole story,
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but he flew too close to his son
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and they collided.
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And really got banged up.
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You mean the sun? Yes.
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And you know the story of Edison
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shocking the elephant.
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I don't know the whole story,
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but it must take a lot to shock an elephant.
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Do you think Edison was a trench coat person?
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I always thought he wore tweed.
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I think it.
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Depends on the weather.
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Did you know he had.
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Over a thousand patents?
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Amazing.
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Here we are.
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My wall of fame.
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Some of these inventions
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might seem so small, yet so significant.
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True acts of inspiration,
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dedication and ingenuity.
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Here we have Grace Hopper,
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pioneer of computer programing.
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And here is Philo Farnsworth.
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Television sets probably wouldn't
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be where they are today without his contributions.
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And Lewis Howard Latimer,
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he helped pioneer the electric light bulb
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and the telephone.
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So if you think about modern technology,
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things we use everyday in our lives,
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it could probably be traced back to these three
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right here.
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Pretty relevant
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history for your documentary, I'd say.
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Interviewer: Also, says Mr. Latimer
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improved toilets on trains.
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Yes. Yes, he did.
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And he died in Flushing, New York.
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Flushing.
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Are you okay, son?
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Do I need to get security?
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Would you consider these Idea men?
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Idea men?
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Visionaries.
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People ahead of their time
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with fascinating ideas.
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What do you think?
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Were you even listening to me?
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Plus, one is a woman.
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Let me tell you what I think about idea men,
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a man named Tommy Fropper
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from a small town in Kansas.
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He had an idea.
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He was an idea man.
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He sent us a letter saying
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that the government could
save millions of dollars every year
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simply by reducing the size of the text
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on our documents.
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We print tens of thousands of documents every day.
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So you can imagine how
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that must really add up.
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Sounds like a great idea, right?
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Hey, Wanda.
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Is this an ‘N’?
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Or an ‘M’?
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I have to do all of my parents paperwork now.
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They're in their eighties.
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Do you know how difficult it is
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for people that age to read medications?
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Sell by dates on food, ingredients,
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in case of allergies,
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All this stuff that's really difficult to read.
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And we've only made it worse.
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Change of address form five lines.
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And they put it on the size of a postage
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stamp.
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Thanks a lot, Tommy Fropper.
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You saved us a lot of money
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except on glasses.
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You didn't think about that, did you?
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Idea Man.
564
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[violin music]
565
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,768
Here's our own Hall of Fame.
566
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,729
World changing inventions?
567
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,646
My world.
568
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:21,108
Ideas that really put us on the map.
569
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,780
Here's a Potato Peel.
570
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,031
It peels potatoes
571
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,534
on electricity of Another potato.
572
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,953
If that's not genius,
573
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,413
I don’t
574
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,956
know what is.
575
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,549
Here’s Snappy Turtle.
576
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,008
I'm sure you've seen him mounted
577
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,635
on the walls of many cabins.
578
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,762
Hey, let’s see if it still works.
579
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,851
De, De, De,
580
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,396
De, De,
581
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,940
De, De.
582
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,400
Isn't that great?
583
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,319
Interviewer: Do turtles have thumbs?
584
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:11,741
It's a snapping turtle.
585
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,040
Sketching is probably the most important part.
586
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,333
You can really think about
587
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,710
what is and isn't needed
588
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,753
just by sketching out your ideas.
589
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,880
You can eliminate 90% of the problems
590
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,591
you might encounter.
591
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,142
This one was quite the workout,
592
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,393
and the breeze kept my nether
593
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:39,644
regions comfortable
594
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,896
working up quite the sweat.
595
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:44,024
[whistling]
596
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,549
Think I got it.
597
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,468
I think I've got it.
598
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,178
You worked out all the details?
599
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:14,078
Yeah.
600
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,513
These worked out the kinks
601
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,724
here to smooth over some of the rough spots.
602
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:18,992
Finally.
603
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,477
Finally finalize the concept.
604
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,728
I think we're.
605
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,647
Interviewer: Hang on, can we pause.
606
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,732
Rich, can you stop whistling?
607
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,567
A think it’s being picked up by the mic.
608
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:29,444
Sorry.
609
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,029
It's okay, Rich, From here
610
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,989
on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing.
611
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,576
So now it's time to take all
612
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,787
those ideas that were floating around in my head.
613
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,372
And then I written in journals
614
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,916
and put them in a more formalized document.
615
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,584
The blueprint.
616
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,754
But it's white.
617
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,263
Am I doing this right?
618
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,650
I'm sorry, guys. I,
619
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,026
I just need a minute.
620
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,197
Why is it called the Blueprint?
621
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,367
Where did that name come from?
622
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:21,288
Blue.
623
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,081
The sky is blue.
624
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,584
What does it all mean?
625
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,252
But buildings aren't blue.
626
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:29,671
Some of them are.
627
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:32,257
Not a lot of buildings are blue.
628
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,427
Sky is only blue half the time.
629
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,556
Maybe the guy's name was Bill Blue.
630
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,433
The page is blue
631
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:46,229
and the lines are white or off white.
632
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,440
No, no they're white,
633
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:50,734
but the page is blue.
634
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,029
Would a page by any other color
635
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,405
still be as blue?
636
00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:01,578
No. Why not?
637
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:05,832
Pink or orange
638
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,544
blue.
639
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,672
Blue.
640
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,051
Blue,
641
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,428
blue.
642
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,934
So don't I feel silly?
643
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:26,436
They're called blueprints
644
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,854
because the copies were blue.
645
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,356
They were easier to read that way.
646
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,034
Did you go somewhere
647
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,453
special that you often go to think.
648
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,164
That stimulates your mind, clears
649
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,374
the cobwebs.
650
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:49,834
Nowhere in particular.
651
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,670
Any place secluded works pretty well
652
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,672
where I don't think
653
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,382
the shower works sometimes
654
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:58,510
or the sensory deprivation tank.
655
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:00,970
Sensory deprivation tank.
656
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,521
This is a sensory deprivation tank.
657
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,064
A great invention
658
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,982
from American physician John C.
659
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,025
Lilly.
660
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,194
It's a light proof soundproof
661
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,654
tank filled with saltwater
662
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:19,989
where you can just float
663
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,241
and let your mind clear all the distractions
664
00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:23,493
that build up through the day.
665
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,786
Very therapeutic.
666
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,329
I think everybody should try at.
667
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,580
Least once
668
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:28,915
I have one at home.
669
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,333
It's a little smaller,
670
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,712
so peaceful and relaxing.
671
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,463
I think everybody should try it
672
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,507
at least once.
673
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:40,844
[inaudible]
674
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,308
What's the light for?
675
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,562
So people know it's occupied.
676
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,444
You don't always get things right away.
677
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:00,363
You design it, you test it,
678
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,699
you redesign it, repeat.
679
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,535
And of course you run into all kinds of hurdles.
680
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,162
Life is just funny that way.
681
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:09,789
And you won’t always come up
682
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,124
with a solution right away.
683
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:12,584
Sometimes it takes months,
684
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:13,793
you'll be drifting off
685
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,962
and all of a sudden an idea pop right into your head.
686
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,881
The brain is kind of funny that way.
687
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:21,275
Oh, excuse me.
688
00:29:21,317 --> 00:29:22,485
I have to take this.
689
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:47,494
The Stolen Child by William Butler Yeats.
690
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,622
Gary, Gary.
691
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:52,874
We let this intellectual giant
692
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,125
have a moment of solitude.
693
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,043
It was important to interfere
694
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,296
with his creative process as little as possible.
695
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,134
[loud thumping]
696
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:08,139
[screaming]
697
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,153
While I was reading the
698
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,364
poem, I had sort of a hypothesis.
699
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,783
What if, when we sleep, our dreams
700
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,868
act as sort of a engine warmer
701
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,079
to keep our heart and lungs going
702
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,831
in a low state?
703
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,123
The heart and the lungs
704
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,917
need constant signals from the brain
705
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,877
or else they'll shut off and we'll die.
706
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,712
So what I did
707
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,631
was I created a sleep solution
708
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,258
to help me go into a deep rest,
709
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:46,678
a submersible heater to keep the water warm
710
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,138
and the sound of a human heartbeat
711
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,973
played at the volume of 80 decibels.
712
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,434
To recreate the in-utero environment
713
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:54,686
of our mothers wombs.
714
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:57,605
What happened?
715
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:58,982
I had a nightmare.
716
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,568
If your theory proved correct,
717
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:02,985
wouldn't it kill you?
718
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,237
Let me ask you this.
719
00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,532
Is it worth living if we don't dream?
720
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:08,716
What?
721
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,328
Sometimes you have to put yourself in danger
722
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,913
to test your theories and invention.
723
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,248
It's all part of the process.
724
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,962
When did you meet Gary? Hmm.
725
00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,215
Good question.
726
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,969
What was he like as a child?
727
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:37,061
What are you working on now?
728
00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:40,690
I'm working on the model 1/18 scale.
729
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,776
Is the draft finished?
730
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,404
No, but I know what it's supposed to look like.
731
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,824
So I’m skipping that step.
732
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,117
Is that part of the model?
733
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,120
No, that's my neighbor's cell phone.
734
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,664
She just needed me to look at it.
735
00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:58,666
Do you find it more productive
736
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,960
to work on multiple projects at the same time?
737
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,462
Oh, absolutely.
738
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:06,382
Have you thought about using a 3D printer?
739
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,552
What would I need 3D paper for?
740
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,514
Here you are.
741
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,849
Thank you.
742
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,058
You're welcome. Have a great day.
743
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:16,700
You too.
744
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:23,791
Hello?
745
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,165
[inaudible]
746
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,759
Nobody wants hand-me-downs anymore.
747
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,178
But I was excited when I got my dad's stereo.
748
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,180
Yeah, I've had to make repairs to it
749
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,390
over the years and,
750
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,682
you know, find the parts.
751
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,309
But that's an adventure in and of itself.
752
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:00,645
It might sound silly for
753
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,730
a self-proclaimed futurist
754
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,316
and inventor to hang on to these relics,
755
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,443
but you might say,
756
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,779
Oh, well, isn't that part of your job description
757
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,113
where you invent new things
758
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,531
for consumers to buy and yeah,
759
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:13,783
there's some truth to that, but
760
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,868
there's just something about having a toaster
761
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,119
you've had your entire life, that toast bagels
762
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,121
the way you want you want
763
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,666
and the right temperature for rye.
764
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,293
Don't get me started on English
muffins, all the nooks and crannies
765
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,796
have to be a toast scientist to figure that one out.
766
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:33,844
Save your money
767
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,597
for the truly amazing advances in technology
768
00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,349
like flying cars, ray-guns
769
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,726
but don't shoot anybody.
770
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,520
Obviously we have to keep the economy humming
771
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,729
and people employed, but
772
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:44,981
there's got to be a better way.
773
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,025
Like a happy medium.
774
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,401
Something catches my fancy.
775
00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:49,777
I'll give it a good look.
776
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,195
But many times these inventions
777
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:52,446
that are supposed to make our lives
778
00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:54,240
easier, like the maps on your phones,
779
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,659
sure, they help, but how many more hours a week
780
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,453
do you need to work to afford this device?
781
00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:00,621
That's not making your life easier
782
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,415
unless you're a professional driver.
783
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,459
But then you have to go to the store to pick it up.
784
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:05,751
That's more time
785
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:06,919
Then you have to sit on the phone
786
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,212
if you need customer support,
787
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,673
that's more time out of your life for this thing
788
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,091
that is supposed to save you time.
789
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,886
Now multiply that over your lifetime.
790
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:16,345
They say time is money,
791
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,014
but I say money spent equals
792
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,558
your life minus time.
793
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:23,686
The map in my car cost $5.
794
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,622
Well,
795
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,791
obviously this highway is new
796
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,460
and sometimes they have you taking rights
797
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,836
when you should be taking lefts
798
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,671
but that just gets the brain moving,
799
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,632
you know.
800
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,008
Sure, might look silly
801
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,342
when you get lost around the way,
802
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,303
but figuring out your way
803
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:58,971
makes you a little smarter.
804
00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:00,306
So when you get there,
805
00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,183
you're a little better for it.
806
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,684
There's nothing dumb about that.
807
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,565
Interviewer: Did you ever
think you'd have a famous son?
808
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,110
Who's that?
809
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,152
Interviewer: Gary.
810
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,446
You know, he has quite the following.
811
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:17,073
He's a bit of a celebrity.
812
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:18,074
Really?
813
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:18,825
Interviewer: Yes.
814
00:35:19,408 --> 00:35:20,993
Maybe the most prolific amateur
815
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:22,328
inventor of our time.
816
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,580
He's been on the cover of magazines.
817
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,250
Oh, his little projects.
818
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,919
That's good to hear.
819
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,755
Interviewer: What was the first invention
820
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:33,964
your son ever made?
821
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,258
Hmm?
822
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,469
Would you like to see some pictures?
823
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,098
Interviewer: Uh, sure.
824
00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:46,936
I think this was one of his first.
825
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,982
He did it in woodshop or shop class.
826
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,692
I forget what they call it.
827
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:54,902
It was a birdhouse.
828
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,046
Interviewer: That's,
829
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,965
That’s not really an invention.
830
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:02,493
Oh, I still have it in my yard,
831
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,664
and it still works after all these years.
832
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:09,417
Spring is the best time.
833
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,794
That's when all the birds
834
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,171
come back from the south
835
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,423
and find a surprise.
836
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,633
A little place
837
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,468
where they can rest their heads.
838
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:23,139
Inside the birdhouse that my boy built.
839
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,517
Interviewer: I don't think that really qualifies
840
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:27,727
as an invention.
841
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,770
Every kid builds one in wood shop.
842
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,607
Oh, I remember that shop teacher.
843
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,984
He invited us in
844
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:38,571
to tell us what an exceptional student
845
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:39,822
Gary was.
846
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:47,288
Gary Yeah, I remember.
847
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,539
Gary.
848
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:51,542
We don't do bird feeders anymore because of Gary.
849
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:52,960
Taught shop
850
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,920
23 years without an incident, then
851
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,380
Gary comes along and
852
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,258
I'm short three fingers.
853
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:01,469
Interviewer: What happened?
854
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:04,722
Bird feeders are what happened.
855
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,516
Interviewer: Oh, was there a shop accident, table
856
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,201
saw?
857
00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:08,868
No.
858
00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,186
No. Gary
859
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,104
thought he was going to show off,
860
00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:13,356
little shit.
861
00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:14,899
He knew that
862
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,984
I smoke cigars in the teacher's lounge.
863
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,987
Of course, just every now and then.
864
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,157
So instead of building a bird feeder
865
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:24,909
like a normal kid,
866
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:26,994
he built me a cigar cutter
867
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,914
shaped like a bird feeder.
868
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,876
I go in to check the hole for smoothness.
869
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,461
Next thing you know,
870
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,755
I'm getting shunted off to the E.R..
871
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:42,176
Interviewer: What happened to the other two fingers?
872
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:46,972
Well, I was trying to get the other ones
873
00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:49,392
to get reattached.
874
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:53,896
I guess I should have known something
875
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,397
was up with the black power
876
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,732
cord attached to.
877
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,319
I ever see that?
878
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:02,488
Yeah, I remember.
879
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,157
Gary, you don't forget kids like that.
880
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,618
Smart kids, they come and go.
881
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,870
Bad kids, the bad ones.
882
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,997
You remember them in case you need to pick them
883
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:13,207
out of a lineup.
884
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,917
Then there's kids like Gary.
885
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,377
Kind of smart.
886
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:17,628
Not really bad,
887
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,380
but you keep your eye on them
888
00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,382
in case they burn down the building.
889
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:23,259
Curious ones.
890
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,219
That was our nickname for them.
891
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,015
Interviewer: I remember
taking an IQ test in middle school.
892
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:30,933
Did Gary take one?
893
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:32,893
Yeah.
894
00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:33,578
You know what?
895
00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,062
And I bet you we still have it.
896
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,480
We keep everything
897
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:39,942
in case the police need it. See?
898
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,779
Oh, yeah, Here it is.
899
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,364
I remember this one.
900
00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:49,452
He scored a little bit above average.
901
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,330
109.01
902
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:57,585
Interviewer: I didn't know
IQ tests went in to decimals.
903
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,919
They don't,
904
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:00,880
but he was kind of
905
00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,798
right on the last question.
906
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,091
Like half right.
907
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,301
You know what I mean?
908
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,471
Sometimes there can be two answers
909
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:09,930
to a question.
910
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,058
So we had to acknowledge
911
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,477
that he was a little bit above average.
912
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:16,145
So we did
913
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:19,774
a little bit above average.
914
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:22,484
Interviewer: Surely the IQ test
915
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,320
was administered improperly.
916
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,031
Gary Grossmont, just slightly above average.
917
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:28,532
That couldn't be correct.
918
00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:30,451
More like slightly above genius.
919
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,912
Thomas Edison and Churchill
920
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,496
did horrible in school.
921
00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:35,706
But look at them now.
922
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,958
School was difficult for me.
923
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,461
I got pushed into a few lockers
924
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,172
my fair share of swirlies, wedgies,
925
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:45,883
bloody noses, black eyes.
926
00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,053
And that was just in grade school.
927
00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:50,596
Don't even get me started on high school.
928
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:52,890
But the thing I kept
929
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,641
telling myself throughout the whole thing
930
00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:56,227
was protect your brain, Gary,
931
00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:57,812
because that's the most important muscle.
932
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,272
Is it a muscle?
933
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:01,207
It doesn't matter.
934
00:40:01,249 --> 00:40:02,483
It's more important than triceps
935
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,859
or biceps or forceps,
936
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,277
because in the long run,
937
00:40:05,319 --> 00:40:06,987
survival of the fittest is not about
938
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,197
who's the strongest
939
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,573
or who can fight the best.
940
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,241
It's about
941
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,451
who can solve the problems,
942
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,702
out think their opponent.
943
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,246
That's the real asset to society.
944
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:18,165
I mean, the hawk can have his talons.
945
00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:20,084
The bear can have his claws.
946
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,710
But we didn't get to where we are
947
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,796
by being strong or ferocious.
948
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,631
We had our wits.
949
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,051
Do you know Sun Tzu largely to be considered
950
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,636
the greatest military strategist
951
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,887
of all time?
952
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,556
Did you know he also wrote a book?
953
00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:36,267
You know,
954
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,103
I don't think this was the first,
955
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,106
but I do remember this one.
956
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,401
He spent so much time on this one.
957
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,114
He called it a perpet... perpet, something.
958
00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:52,241
Interviewer: Perpetual motion machine.
959
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,785
Yes, that's it.
960
00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,036
[ding]
961
00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:58,456
Cookies!
962
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:09,976
Interviewer: Really?
963
00:41:10,018 --> 00:41:10,884
Are you sure?
964
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,136
I find it hard to believe
965
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,637
that someone of Gary's intellect
966
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:14,847
would try for such
967
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,141
a fool's errand as a perpetual motion machine.
968
00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:20,269
Well, he was only nine years old.
969
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:23,981
Things that kids get into.
970
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,152
Interviewer: History is
full of charlatans and fools
971
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,570
trying to invent and sell
972
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,071
a perpetual motion machine,
973
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,157
one that produces more energy
974
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,450
than needed to operate.
975
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,868
It would totally violate
976
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,703
the first law of thermodynamics.
977
00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:40,289
Any person with half a brain would know that
978
00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:41,874
Gary's mom must have him
979
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,292
confused with someone else.
980
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:47,212
Boy, I never saw a
981
00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:49,924
kid work so hard on something.
982
00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,719
He'd get tired
983
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:56,138
trying to make that thing work
984
00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:01,143
and he'd just go and go and go.
985
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,729
It had a crank
986
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,731
that was supposed to start the machine
987
00:42:06,982 --> 00:42:08,400
and he would crank it
988
00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:13,655
until lunch non stop trying to get a machine
989
00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:15,366
that would run itself.
990
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,911
Then he'd have to take a nap.
991
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,665
He'd wind it up and up
992
00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:26,001
and then it would run for a few seconds
993
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,212
only to stop.
994
00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:33,467
I think it was supposed to run on magnets
995
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:34,718
or something.
996
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:39,139
What kind of kid asks for magnets
997
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:40,391
for his birthday?
998
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:44,645
At least it kept him busy.
999
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:47,564
He was always coming up
1000
00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:49,358
with something crazy.
1001
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,027
He was like a hamster.
1002
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,655
He go round and round but
1003
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,157
never really going anywhere.
1004
00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:02,288
Two years he worked on this
1005
00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:05,583
till he realized,
1006
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,101
well,
1007
00:43:08,143 --> 00:43:14,717
is he still doing it?
1008
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,218
He didn't give up
1009
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:20,681
not until he had to go to the hospital.
1010
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:23,075
Interviewer: Was it tough
1011
00:43:23,117 --> 00:43:24,326
seeing your son in the hospital?
1012
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,981
I got used to it.
1013
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,060
One day
1014
00:43:33,102 --> 00:43:36,030
my mom told me about this drink Spornge.
1015
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,031
It was like this orange sports drink
1016
00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,909
that NASA had developed for long spaceflights.
1017
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,536
And you know,
1018
00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:44,830
there was these commercials on Sunday mornings
1019
00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:47,708
on the cartoons, and I would I'd see it.
1020
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,459
I'd be like, I got to have it.
1021
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,837
And so I'd ask my mom, mom pick up some Spornge.
1022
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,672
And once she got it, I was hooked.
1023
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:55,716
I mean, astronauts drink this.
1024
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,217
It's got to be good, right?
1025
00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:58,385
So every trip to the grocery
1026
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,846
store is like, Mom, buy some
Spornge or can I get some Spornge?
1027
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,598
Please bring back some Spornge.
1028
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:03,807
And I drank it non
1029
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:06,560
stop breakfast, lunch, dinner.
1030
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,604
That’s all I needed was Spornge.
1031
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:12,483
That's me in the hospital.
1032
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,151
Liver failure.
1033
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:14,818
I think.
1034
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,862
It turns out the astronauts ate
1035
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,698
and drank things other than Spornge.
1036
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,158
In fact, they didn't drink Spornge at all.
1037
00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:21,867
That was a myth.
1038
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,453
And now I can't really see anything
1039
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,038
that's shade of orange without feeling
1040
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,289
a little nauseous.
1041
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,669
He would spend all day in the shower.
1042
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,880
That's where he would come up with ideas.
1043
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:37,841
That's where he came up with the idea
1044
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,677
for the per-pep.
1045
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,303
Oh, something
1046
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,556
he was all soaking wet,
1047
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:48,977
comes out of the shower and says, Mom, mom,
1048
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:50,896
guess what I thought of
1049
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,233
Had never thought to bring a towel
1050
00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:56,443
to dry himself off.
1051
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,196
That's.
1052
00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:00,864
Interviewer: I still couldn't abandon the idea
1053
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:03,117
that Gary would try a perpetual motion machine.
1054
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,411
Is he not the man I thought he was.
1055
00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:08,831
Was he a big giant fake this whole time?
1056
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,166
Only morons try to make something
1057
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,836
so impossible as a perpetual motion machine.
1058
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:15,462
It wasn't even the invention
1059
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,714
of science fiction.
1060
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,757
It was something of complete fantasy.
1061
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:21,677
Might as well try to breed unicorns.
1062
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,598
It wasn't a perpetual motion machine.
1063
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:28,976
It was a time machine.
1064
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:30,394
Interviewer: A time machine!
1065
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:31,729
That's so cool!
1066
00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:35,607
So do you know about the time machine?
1067
00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:37,443
Well, he won't let anyone see it,
1068
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:38,986
but I've heard the rumors.
1069
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,155
Whether it's possible or not,
1070
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,573
who knows?
1071
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,450
Maybe in the future.
1072
00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:46,212
All though.
1073
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,500
It's weird.
1074
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,210
If they have built in in the future,
1075
00:45:58,046 --> 00:46:00,215
why have they not visited us yet?
1076
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:01,717
You know,
1077
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,387
present it as a gift
1078
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:08,015
or tell us something like the future?
1079
00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,188
Or maybe it's so far into the future.
1080
00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:16,607
They haven't gotten to this part yet.
1081
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,943
And that makes you wonder
1082
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,364
what events are so horrible
1083
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,700
in the near future
1084
00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,161
that they have to go to that future first
1085
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:31,955
but not visit us in our time.
1086
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,417
Are they still working on it?
1087
00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:40,289
Makes you.
1088
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:41,540
Think.
1089
00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:47,304
Yes, I've heard of the.
1090
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,514
Time machine.
1091
00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,350
But get this.
1092
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,061
It's in his basement.
1093
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,647
I mean, how stupid is that?
1094
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,024
I mean, what's the plan?
1095
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:00,901
You're going to time travel to what
1096
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,360
some other person's.
1097
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:03,612
Basement
1098
00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:04,946
or worse.
1099
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,240
Buried underground?
1100
00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:09,785
I mean, the thing is, you don't travel.
1101
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,495
On an X or Y axis.
1102
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,956
You simply travel through time.
1103
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,000
I tried telling him.
1104
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,084
You want to have this
1105
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:19,670
in an open field or something.
1106
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,963
But he says that he's not.
1107
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,215
Building a time machine.
1108
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,883
Denies it.
1109
00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:27,344
Interviewer: How do you know what's in his basement?
1110
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,724
I have an appointment with something.
1111
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,481
Interviewer: So there's a rumor of a time machine.
1112
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,358
That's just what it is.
1113
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,609
A rumor?
1114
00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:46,572
Oh, a ladybug.
1115
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:47,364
I don't want to scare it.
1116
00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,032
They bleed from their knees when they get scared.
1117
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,742
Interviewer: And that's in the basement.
1118
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:52,035
Is that what you’re working on
1119
00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:53,579
in the basement, a time machine?
1120
00:47:53,787 --> 00:47:55,956
I don't want to get blood on my crops.
1121
00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:57,666
Interviewer: Is it true?
1122
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:58,542
What?
1123
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,418
Interviewer: The time machine.
1124
00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:03,005
Look off the record.
1125
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,548
Interviewer: Sure.
1126
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:05,549
I know what people are saying,
1127
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,467
but I just can't say anything about it
1128
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,011
until I have some proof, you understand.
1129
00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:10,011
Interviewer: So you are
1130
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,013
working on a time machine?
1131
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,140
Like I said, maybe there's a time machine,
1132
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,599
but I can't say anything
1133
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,142
until I have the proof.
1134
00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:21,648
Interviewer: What proof would you need?
1135
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:25,485
Every time I use it, I am transported
somewhere, but I don't know if.
1136
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,278
It's across time.
1137
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,989
Interviewer: Still just that it transports,
1138
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,282
that’s something right?
1139
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,242
But does it transport across time?
1140
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:33,785
Because it can't be a time machine
1141
00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:35,120
if it doesn't transport across time.
1142
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,289
And I don't know what time it is.
1143
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,373
Interviewer: What?
1144
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:39,833
I can never find a calendar.
1145
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:43,921
Interviewer: What are you working on now?
1146
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:50,260
Corn.
1147
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:55,182
Got to throw the little ones back.
1148
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:10,530
Sorry, guys, This one's private.
1149
00:49:10,572 --> 00:49:12,866
I'll meet you upstairs in the workshop in a little bit.
1150
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,576
Interviewer: Come on.
1151
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:15,494
Let's see if there's a window.
1152
00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,882
Did you see it?
1153
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,258
Did you get on film?
1154
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,134
The time Machine.
1155
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:31,852
The time machine.
1156
00:49:31,894 --> 00:49:33,103
Oh, my. God.
1157
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,685
History is full of forward thinkers,
1158
00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:40,936
dreaming of the day,
1159
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,228
of moving through space and time
1160
00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:45,148
to visit the past and warn us of Hitler
1161
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,692
and other bad people or to the future
1162
00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:49,861
and see what we can't even imagine.
1163
00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:52,531
Is Gary the man to make this happen?
1164
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,282
To move the human species
1165
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:55,951
not in inches and miles
1166
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,953
but in months and years,
1167
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:00,038
we followed Gary
1168
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,373
in hopes of getting more dirt
1169
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:02,582
on the time machine.
1170
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,668
Gary, Gary Grossmont.
1171
00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:05,877
Are you working on a time machine?
1172
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:07,504
No, I'm mixing concrete.
1173
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,715
Interviewer: For the time machine?
1174
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,008
No, for a sidewalk.
1175
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,843
Interviewer: But there's already a sidewalk.
1176
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:15,512
A better sidewalk, Sidewalk 2.0.
1177
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,264
It's going to revolutionize
1178
00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,933
the foot transportation industry.
1179
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:24,771
Ever bump into someone?
1180
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,106
Pretty annoying, right?
1181
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,441
Well, today I put on my civil engineer hat,
1182
00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:30,235
and we're testing out a foot traffic idea
1183
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:31,653
I've been working on for some time.
1184
00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,321
It's not really anything new,
1185
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:35,740
but an improvement on an existing idea,
1186
00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:37,075
which is okay, That's
1187
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:38,326
what it's all about, right?
1188
00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:39,953
Making life easier for everyone.
1189
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,998
I call it ‘The Walk-Around’.
1190
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,666
You’re doing it wrong.
1191
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:47,169
Go around!
1192
00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:48,920
Go around!
1193
00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:51,381
The sidewalk roundabout needs some work.
1194
00:50:52,507 --> 00:50:53,925
You can't expect a user to know
1195
00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:55,260
how to correctly operate
1196
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,887
something you know right away.
1197
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:58,972
You have to show it,
1198
00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,349
with like a manual or an instructional video
1199
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:03,685
because some things are very intuitive.
1200
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:04,978
But if it's something
1201
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,771
brand new that nobody's ever seen before,
1202
00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:08,565
you can't expect them to get right away.
1203
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,650
Like, for instance, my father,
1204
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:12,152
it took him several Thanksgivings
1205
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:14,279
before he got the hang of the electric carving knife.
1206
00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:16,906
He would just be cutting right into that turkey,
1207
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,992
just cutting right down the side of that turkey
1208
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:20,160
until there was nothing
1209
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,536
left but turkey crumbles.
1210
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:23,872
We never really look forward
1211
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,248
to Thanksgiving, to be honest with you.
1212
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,708
It was the worst meal.
1213
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:34,925
Well, the model is all done
1214
00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:37,093
just in time for Contraption-Con
1215
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:40,680
or is a Gadget-Con?
1216
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:41,514
They both exist.
1217
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:43,016
I don't know why they have them on the same day,
1218
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,726
but either way, it's the biggest event
1219
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:46,019
this side of the Mississippi,
1220
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:47,979
north of the Mason-Dixon Line,
1221
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,231
east of the Adirondacks.
1222
00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:50,482
But it's a really great
1223
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,858
event, were just walk around
1224
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,527
and see the future of technology.
1225
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:56,029
Lots of young folks attend, and it's great
1226
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,572
to see them pursuing careers
1227
00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:59,324
in amateur inventurism.
1228
00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:00,867
Interviewer: Is inventurism a word?
1229
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:02,702
I just invented it.
1230
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:06,915
I tell the young inventors,
1231
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,000
It doesn't have to be something super crazy.
1232
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,293
Your first project
1233
00:52:10,585 --> 00:52:11,920
or your life career project.
1234
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,421
One you work on your whole life,
1235
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:14,798
it can be super simple.
1236
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,342
For instance, take my tie.
1237
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:18,885
It looks like a normal bolo tie.
1238
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:20,220
Stylish, yet functional.
1239
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,306
Well, one day I was walking and my shoe
1240
00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:25,392
kept coming off because the lace kept breaking.
1241
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,769
I thought my tie is about
1242
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:29,229
the same length and thickness.
1243
00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:31,690
I'll just replace my shoelace with my tie.
1244
00:52:32,357 --> 00:52:33,050
Sure.
1245
00:52:33,092 --> 00:52:34,300
I didn't look as well dressed.
1246
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:36,986
What good is having a bolo
tie if your shoe keeps falling off?
1247
00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:40,407
So luckily I had my kipper tie as a backup.
1248
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,784
So I'm walking
1249
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,828
when wouldn’t you know it, my belt broke.
1250
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:45,554
Well, I thought.
1251
00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:46,704
Good thing I have my kipper tie
1252
00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:48,832
also and I use that as a belt.
1253
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,213
Voila.
1254
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:56,923
The ‘Kiplo Tie’.
1255
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:59,259
It can be a bolo or a kipper
1256
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,386
or a belt or shoelaces.
1257
00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:03,096
Cut it in half and it's both
1258
00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:05,056
I made four
1259
00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:06,933
in case of emergencies.
1260
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:52,729
Goodbye Mary, I’m off to Gadget-con.
1261
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:10,371
These events
1262
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:11,581
aren't really my thing.
1263
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:12,916
I'd much rather be in the workshop
1264
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:14,167
working on a project.
1265
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:15,710
This marketing thing,
1266
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,253
much to my downfall, is probably
1267
00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:18,713
just as important as the other part.
1268
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:20,924
But I just don't
1269
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,926
want to come off as a snake oil salesman
1270
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:24,969
trying to promise
1271
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:26,888
something factitious or undeliverable.
1272
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:29,432
But I guess you know the old saying if
1273
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:31,100
if you invent something
1274
00:54:31,142 --> 00:54:32,352
awesome in the forest
1275
00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:33,770
and it doesn't make a sound,
1276
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:35,939
that doesn't make any sense.
1277
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,941
If you invent something in the forest
1278
00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,734
and it makes a sound,
1279
00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:41,611
did you really invent anything at all?
1280
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:43,571
No, that's not what I'm trying to say.
1281
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:45,991
Communication's not really my thing.
1282
00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:47,701
That's the idea, man.
1283
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:54,457
Can we get your autograph?
1284
00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:55,709
Absolutely young person.
1285
00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:57,919
Just because it's not my thing doesn't mean.
1286
00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,588
I don't enjoy the limelight a little bit.
1287
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:01,840
Thanks idea man.
1288
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,633
They always get a kick out of this one.
1289
00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:05,802
That's so cool.
1290
00:55:06,094 --> 00:55:07,387
All right, everybody move in close.
1291
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,141
Sometimes it's the
1292
00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:13,518
simplest ideas that can be
1293
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,811
a real breakthrough in making.
1294
00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:16,062
Your life easier.
1295
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:18,815
See, you all inside.
1296
00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:44,299
That's weird, the door's locked.
1297
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:46,634
Whoa, watch out for that banana peel, man.
1298
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,636
You know how long until the convention starts?
1299
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,097
We've got about 26 hours, give or take.
1300
00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:52,348
It's the 15th.
1301
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:53,474
It's always on the 15th.
1302
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:55,810
It’s the 14th, man.
1303
00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:57,062
Mary said it was today.
1304
00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:06,696
It needs some work.
1305
00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:08,823
The marketing.
1306
00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:10,116
It needs some work.
1307
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:12,660
[loud sneeze]
1308
00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:16,623
Interviewer: Is rejection your greatest fear?
1309
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:18,499
No, no. Rejection is
1310
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:19,709
just something you have to accept
1311
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:20,960
and learn from.
1312
00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:22,545
My greatest fear is
1313
00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:24,505
what if one day I wake up
1314
00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:25,715
and there's no more ideas?
1315
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,259
I wake up, I brush my teeth,
1316
00:56:28,301 --> 00:56:30,136
I have breakfast and go about my day,
1317
00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:31,679
and there's no thought
1318
00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:32,889
other than what to do next,
1319
00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:35,016
what to have for dinner and what to watch on TV.
1320
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,935
And my fear is that
1321
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:38,728
it would happen the next day as well.
1322
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:39,896
And then the day after that, that
1323
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,856
the ideas no longer pop into my head
1324
00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,067
because it's frustrating as they can be,
1325
00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:45,360
they are what gets me out of bed
1326
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,612
in the morning. What if that stops?
1327
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,365
So I try to exercise my
1328
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,450
mind, keep it healthy, active.
1329
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:53,826
I read, do puzzles,
1330
00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:55,078
but what if it's not enough?
1331
00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,122
What if I develop Alzheimer's or dementia?
1332
00:56:58,164 --> 00:56:59,374
These are my fears.
1333
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,667
I read an article
1334
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:02,668
that said reading can help
1335
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:04,295
with Alzheimer's and another article
1336
00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,090
and how we develop new
synapses every time we take a route
1337
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,299
not taken.
1338
00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:09,258
And that really stuck with me.
1339
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:11,135
That we can keep our brain healthier
1340
00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:12,762
just by taking a road we've never taken
1341
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,013
before.
1342
00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:15,056
Well, I've taken all the roads
1343
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,557
in my town, so I came up
1344
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:18,184
with these goggles that display streets
1345
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:19,394
from around the world.
1346
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:20,395
So you believe you're
1347
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,938
walking down Champs-Élysées
1348
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,982
when you're really on Main Street.
1349
00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:41,665
Interviewer: Please say your name for the camera.
1350
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,000
Mary Straussburger.
1351
00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,420
Did you not take Gary's name?
1352
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:47,088
Afraid of being married
1353
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:47,964
to someone famous?
1354
00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:48,923
No.
1355
00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:51,801
Afraid of lawsuits and harassment.
1356
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,095
Can you explain?
1357
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:56,848
I love my husband.
1358
00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:59,517
But someday
1359
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:00,977
someone is going
1360
00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,937
to use one of his inventions,
1361
00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:05,607
and that person is going to be
1362
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:08,943
seriously injured, possibly even die.
1363
00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:12,363
I need to protect my assets
1364
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:14,574
from possible litigation
1365
00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:16,284
that may come.
1366
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:19,829
I love him, but I need to protect myself.
1367
00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:23,583
Isn’t most of that money from
the sales of the butter ring?
1368
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,293
No. Heavens, no.
1369
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:27,879
We haven't seen a dime in years from that.
1370
00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:30,298
How does he fund his work?
1371
00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:34,051
Hey, Jerry, I'm.
1372
00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:35,303
I'm doing an interview right now.
1373
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,017
Tell him I'll do 5% but no less.
1374
00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:43,436
Sorry.
1375
00:58:44,395 --> 00:58:45,730
I give him an allowance.
1376
00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:49,192
He asked me to take care of finances, so I.
1377
00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:52,237
I've been investing, buying properties,
1378
00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:53,863
mostly long term stuff.
1379
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:57,033
We are recording this.
1380
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,785
Gary watches the video.
1381
00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:01,079
And does he drift off?
1382
00:59:01,412 --> 00:59:03,957
Often stare into space,
1383
00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:06,375
start looking at the wall as
1384
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:09,337
if there's a takeout menu on there. Yes.
1385
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:12,632
Poor guy,
1386
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,259
he is always thinking,
1387
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:18,513
but never about any one thing
1388
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:19,764
for more than a few seconds
1389
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,349
and then he's off on another wild
1390
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:22,850
dream of his.
1391
00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,269
Surprised he gets anything done.
1392
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:28,064
He might watch the videos, but
1393
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,400
he's thinking about the next big thing.
1394
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:31,859
That's just how he is.
1395
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:34,237
So yeah, basically
1396
00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:35,947
I loaned Gary the money
1397
00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:37,282
for his little experiments.
1398
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:40,409
Well, if you're so worried about the safety
1399
00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:41,661
of his inventions,
1400
00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:42,745
aren't you worried about Gary
1401
00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:43,663
being hurt?
1402
00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:44,664
Yes.
1403
00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,793
I was always afraid of Gary dying.
1404
00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:54,382
But how do you stop
1405
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,134
someone from doing what they love,
1406
00:59:57,343 --> 00:59:58,761
even if what they love is stupid?
1407
01:00:00,471 --> 01:00:03,266
Stupid, very stupid.
1408
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:08,104
But you love them,
1409
01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:10,565
so you just
1410
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:13,192
embrace it and hope for the best.
1411
01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:17,947
The thing I like the most about what I do
1412
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:20,325
is the kind of jack of all trades aspect.
1413
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:21,701
You know, every day is different.
1414
01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:24,704
Today I'm taking the day off,
1415
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,038
but I wouldn't have to
1416
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,248
stay till five to work on
1417
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:28,750
something that wasn't coming to me, you know?
1418
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,252
And I could work on something different
1419
01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:33,004
or a completely new project altogether
1420
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,173
or I could take a nap and watch TV.
1421
01:00:36,132 --> 01:00:37,800
I tried the regular job route
1422
01:00:37,842 --> 01:00:39,010
for a little while, but
1423
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,261
it didn't really pan out,
1424
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,555
and I'm not sure that's
1425
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,849
because I have that a attention deficit.
1426
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,770
Oh, I should probably change this thing
1427
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,230
or add a preservative to make it
1428
01:00:51,272 --> 01:00:52,774
so the butter's not so rancid.
1429
01:00:53,524 --> 01:00:55,902
Interviewer: When’s the last time you cleaned it?
1430
01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:57,028
You know, that's a good question.
1431
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,906
I, I'm not sure I should write that down.
1432
01:01:00,448 --> 01:01:01,658
Well, I just thought of something
1433
01:01:02,408 --> 01:01:05,911
I like being able to focus on whatever's
1434
01:01:05,953 --> 01:01:07,330
holding my attention at the time.
1435
01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:12,627
I’ll be fine.
1436
01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:13,711
My body will heal
1437
01:01:14,712 --> 01:01:16,297
as long as my mind is intact.
1438
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:22,595
[barfing sound]
1439
01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:25,598
I don't think you guys should interview
1440
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,849
me today.
1441
01:01:26,974 --> 01:01:28,351
Do you want your lav mic back?
1442
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,666
[car horn]
1443
01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:55,962
Of all of his contraptions,
1444
01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:59,590
the birdhouse was always my favorite.
1445
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:02,719
Interviewer: Do you smoke cigars?
1446
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,265
I don't like birds.
1447
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,019
Do you think his inventions
1448
01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,521
will ever end up killing someone?
1449
01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:17,650
Oh, you don't know?
1450
01:02:18,776 --> 01:02:19,986
Know what?
1451
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:22,655
Nothing.
1452
01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:24,198
Nothing.
1453
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,158
Was Gary's father
1454
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,202
an influence on his inventions?
1455
01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:31,456
[ding]
1456
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,593
How could such dangerous contraptions
1457
01:02:44,635 --> 01:02:45,970
pass the test and go on
1458
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,763
to obtain the prestigious U.S.
1459
01:02:47,805 --> 01:02:49,891
patent and enter the marketplace?
1460
01:02:50,683 --> 01:02:52,477
People could seriously get hurt.
1461
01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:54,520
How is this even possible?
1462
01:02:57,398 --> 01:02:58,190
Here he is
1463
01:02:58,232 --> 01:03:00,026
getting award for most patents submitted,
1464
01:03:00,693 --> 01:03:02,612
although none of them were accepted.
1465
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:07,241
It was a bittersweet moment.
1466
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,243
Kind of like a virgin Casanova.
1467
01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:11,662
Poor guy.
1468
01:03:11,704 --> 01:03:13,831
Interviewer: Wait, none were accepted?
1469
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,166
Nope.
1470
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,417
Not a single one.
1471
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,127
Can't blame a guy for trying though.
1472
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,004
Then why is he on
1473
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,839
so many of your magazines covers?
1474
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:23,215
He’s not, he's on the back.
1475
01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:24,634
Kind of like, Hey,
1476
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,302
check out this stupid thing
1477
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,553
for a quick laugh.
1478
01:03:27,845 --> 01:03:28,679
Kind of like a joke.
1479
01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:30,807
Like, Hey, look here, the stupid thing here
1480
01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:35,978
brings some humor to the magazine.
1481
01:03:36,729 --> 01:03:38,731
So Gary has never had a patent accepted?
1482
01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:42,151
Poor guy.
1483
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:46,531
Is Gary not the man I thought he was?
1484
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:49,617
Have I been reading magazines
1485
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:51,035
backwards this whole time?
1486
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,747
Gary Grossmont?
1487
01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:57,041
Yes, I know Gary Grossmont.
1488
01:03:57,124 --> 01:03:59,043
He's the bane of my existence.
1489
01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:01,003
No, I take that back.
1490
01:04:01,045 --> 01:04:02,839
I love Gary Grossmont.
1491
01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:04,090
He's the light of my life.
1492
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:05,424
I used to hate Gary,
1493
01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,760
but now I enjoy rejecting his submissions.
1494
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:10,388
I even made a special stamp for Gary.
1495
01:04:11,305 --> 01:04:12,431
This is the normal one.
1496
01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:14,725
And here is Gary's stamp.
1497
01:04:17,770 --> 01:04:18,604
You know,
1498
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,397
if I don't see another Gary Grossmont
1499
01:04:20,439 --> 01:04:21,899
submission come across my desk,
1500
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,651
then somebody should check my pulse,
1501
01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:25,778
because that either means that I'm dead
1502
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:27,363
and they've pushed off his paperwork
1503
01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:29,574
to some other poor schmuck or he's dead.
1504
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:31,534
And I'm fine with either.
1505
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:33,994
The United States
1506
01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:36,372
Patent Office used to be a place of honor.
1507
01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:39,166
We have a wall of world changing ideas
1508
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,793
that shaped our future,
1509
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:42,336
our children's future.
1510
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:43,879
And now we have a paper
1511
01:04:43,921 --> 01:04:46,257
wall of Gary Grossmont’s failed ideas.
1512
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,884
I literally have a forest worth
1513
01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:50,219
of paper of submissions
1514
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:52,054
that that man has sent over to my desk,
1515
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:55,224
but at least he's probably saved
1516
01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:57,643
the United States Postal Service.
1517
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:58,936
42 stamps.
1518
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,481
You could mail a car with 42 stamps.
1519
01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:04,191
Nobody needs 42 stamps.
1520
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:06,193
And thanks to Gary,
1521
01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:07,903
I no longer participate in the office
1522
01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:09,113
betting pool
1523
01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,406
because that's how I got every single
1524
01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:12,867
one of Gary's submissions, because I lost.
1525
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:17,079
[birds chirping]
1526
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:23,044
[chopping sound]
1527
01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:30,301
Interviewer: Did you know
that Gary doesn't own any patents?
1528
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,386
That all of them have been rejected
1529
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:33,638
by the Patent office?
1530
01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:38,142
Of course the guy is a hack.
1531
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,312
I mean, not to mention dangerous.
1532
01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:44,148
I'm surprised the guy's still alive.
1533
01:05:46,567 --> 01:05:47,610
I mean, it's
1534
01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,987
it's like watching a guy
1535
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,489
get kicked in the balls.
1536
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:53,866
Which is hilarious.
1537
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:56,577
But it's still just a
1538
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:58,996
guy getting kicked in the balls. After the
1539
01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,122
20th time
1540
01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:02,583
it's just sad.
1541
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:05,920
So you've never tried any of his inventions,
1542
01:06:06,545 --> 01:06:07,588
even the butter ring?
1543
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,924
No, I don't have a death wish.
1544
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:14,387
No one's ever died from the Saltch.
1545
01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:16,180
Aren't you facing several lawsuits
1546
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:17,431
of wrongful death,
1547
01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:19,016
including famous Swiss rock
1548
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,226
climber Sven Barriston,
1549
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,645
who was climbing El Capitan free solo
1550
01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:24,730
when his saltch unexpectedly opened up.
1551
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:28,109
I'm done with this interview.
1552
01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:30,277
If you want to talk.
1553
01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:31,696
You can talk to my lawyer.
1554
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:36,158
Lawyers with an ‘s’.
1555
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,410
Is that a Rolex?
1556
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:40,162
Hey, Laura,
1557
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,831
can I get security in here?
1558
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,709
Secretary: This is Dave.
1559
01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:46,335
Laura no longer works here.
1560
01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:50,589
They say never meet your heroes.
1561
01:06:50,631 --> 01:06:52,049
I’m starting
1562
01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:54,010
to have serious doubts about my project.
1563
01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:56,637
Maybe Gary Grossmont
1564
01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:57,930
wasn't who I thought he was.
1565
01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:01,100
I’ll admit, it's mostly my fault
1566
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:02,309
for not doing enough research
1567
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:03,728
before filming my documentary.
1568
01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:06,731
I only know Gary from my childhood
1569
01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:08,149
as an inventor,
1570
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,609
man made of myth and magic,
1571
01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:13,112
able to create ideas out of thin air.
1572
01:07:14,321 --> 01:07:15,990
Now, I wonder if he was just a false
1573
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,408
idol all along.
1574
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,118
A sufferer of delusions
1575
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,036
of grandeur, an amateur
1576
01:07:21,078 --> 01:07:22,621
trying to punch above his weight,
1577
01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:25,249
only to be knocked out the first round
1578
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,542
of every match.
1579
01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:29,771
Excuse me.
1580
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:31,689
Waitress, may I have some butter, please?
1581
01:07:31,797 --> 01:07:33,048
Sorry, we just ran out.
1582
01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:34,383
Oh.
1583
01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:39,096
Wish there was a better way to carry butter.
1584
01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:46,645
[spacey music]
1585
01:08:23,557 --> 01:08:25,601
Was there still time to salvage my film?
1586
01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:27,603
Maybe I could interview
1587
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,230
Vance Lockbarrel instead. Or
1588
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:32,149
maybe someone with a patent or two.
1589
01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,526
Or maybe I should realize my own
1590
01:08:34,568 --> 01:08:36,153
feeble attempt at being a journalist.
1591
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,989
Move on to a more stable realistic career.
1592
01:08:40,032 --> 01:08:41,534
Would that be my lesson from Gary?
1593
01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,122
Well, tomorrow's the big day.
1594
01:08:47,081 --> 01:08:48,332
We're taking the prototype out
1595
01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:49,583
for its first test.
1596
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,461
It's kind of like when your child learns ride a bike
1597
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,671
for the first time.
1598
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,131
You teach them everything you can,
1599
01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:56,882
You steady the bike for them,
1600
01:08:57,383 --> 01:08:58,843
then you send them off into the world
1601
01:08:59,176 --> 01:09:00,803
watching them soar, doing
1602
01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:02,138
something they'll never forget,
1603
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:04,890
or they crash,
1604
01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,059
break an arm and never want to get on a bike again.
1605
01:09:08,435 --> 01:09:10,062
It could go either way.
1606
01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:16,152
[upbeat music]
1607
01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,487
I think I see him!
1608
01:09:38,799 --> 01:09:40,968
There he is!
1609
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:53,397
There he is!
1610
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,530
Wow. Wow.
1611
01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:04,283
I feel like I just got ten years of the gym
1612
01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:05,492
in one single workout.
1613
01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:07,578
What did the watch say?
1614
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:08,829
How long was I on for?
1615
01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:10,206
Interviewer: 4 minutes.
1616
01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:11,498
41 seconds.
1617
01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:12,958
All right, let's see how many calories
1618
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,168
I burned.
1619
01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:17,213
652. That's good.
1620
01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:18,589
That seems good.
1621
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:19,673
Is that good?
1622
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:20,883
Is your arm okay?
1623
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,843
Oh, yeah.
1624
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:24,136
That just means the blood is flowing.
1625
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:25,554
I'd call that a success.
1626
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,766
Now, all that's left to do is submit that.
1627
01:10:30,392 --> 01:10:31,560
Let's.
1628
01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:32,978
Let's submit that patent.
1629
01:10:35,981 --> 01:10:37,191
Today's the big day.
1630
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,483
Off to the mailbox
1631
01:10:38,525 --> 01:10:39,818
with my submission in hand.
1632
01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:41,737
This is the one. I can feel it.
1633
01:10:42,696 --> 01:10:43,906
I just got to drop it in
1634
01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:45,741
a mailbox and wait for the letter.
1635
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,620
Could have sworn there was a mailbox around here.
1636
01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:53,624
[groovy music]
1637
01:11:55,978 --> 01:11:57,187
This is it.
1638
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:58,438
Finally,
1639
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,982
you know, I've done this a million times,
1640
01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,233
but it never gets old.
1641
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:02,859
It's like a first kiss.
1642
01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:04,445
You just. Just kind of go for it.
1643
01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:06,322
I hope she won't reject it,
1644
01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:08,657
but I got a good feeling about this one.
1645
01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:10,701
She's not going to reject my kiss,
1646
01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:12,119
going to accept it,
1647
01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,704
and then we're going to grow old together.
1648
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:15,914
Were going to sit on the porch
and think about the first time
1649
01:12:15,956 --> 01:12:17,166
we met.
1650
01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:18,667
This is it.
1651
01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:29,636
Rejected.
1652
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:31,388
Rejected.
1653
01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:33,891
It's just
1654
01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:36,602
that was the fastest
1655
01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:37,895
It's just so frustrating.
1656
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:40,939
They have this giant red rubber stamp.
1657
01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:43,608
It's just ridiculous.
1658
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:45,652
No. Not just ridiculous.
1659
01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:46,737
It's mean.
1660
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,863
Interviewer: Why was it rejected?
1661
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:51,033
The patent already exists.
1662
01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:52,409
Their words.
1663
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:53,702
What? Really?
1664
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:57,081
Yeah, they said it's too similar to this here.
1665
01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,332
They sent a picture.
1666
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:03,379
They call it an advanced
interrogation machine, which is?
1667
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,673
They're banking on torturing prisoners.
1668
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:09,092
It doesn't make sense, Right?
1669
01:13:09,134 --> 01:13:10,093
It's Not the same thing.
1670
01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:11,762
Mine was supposed to help society,
1671
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,263
and there was just evil.
1672
01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:15,332
When did.
1673
01:13:15,374 --> 01:13:16,308
When did we stop evolving?
1674
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:17,934
We could go so much further.
1675
01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:19,144
Just so much more.
1676
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,437
How can we see?
1677
01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:22,439
How can we see, like if we're going to solve
1678
01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:23,648
all of society's problems,
1679
01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:25,818
We just have to take the price tag
1680
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:27,319
off of everything.
1681
01:13:28,278 --> 01:13:29,363
I don't understand how we can see
1682
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,572
astronauts in the sky
1683
01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,491
and lunar landings and just
1684
01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:34,701
other things in the universe
1685
01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,870
and not be putting all our resources towards
1686
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:39,331
reaching further, towards touching new worlds.
1687
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,125
I know that we could just
1688
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:43,919
go further and do so much more.
1689
01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:45,253
I know that not
1690
01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:46,922
everybody can be an astronaut or an engineer.
1691
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:47,623
I get that.
1692
01:13:47,665 --> 01:13:49,508
But we just have the potential for more.
1693
01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:50,884
How can we be so short
1694
01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:53,554
sighted as high functioning creatures
1695
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:56,306
that we can see gods in the sky,
1696
01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:57,641
but not ourselves among them?
1697
01:13:59,643 --> 01:14:00,769
How can we not see ourselves
1698
01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:02,896
other than anything than torturers
1699
01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:04,148
and sellers of war?
1700
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:07,334
I just can't.
1701
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:08,585
I got to be alone right now.
1702
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:10,570
What have I created?
1703
01:14:10,612 --> 01:14:13,615
Am I a monster?
1704
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:24,000
Sure, Gary may have lots of misfires,
1705
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:26,170
but every genius does.
1706
01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:28,630
How many little tunes
1707
01:14:28,672 --> 01:14:29,965
do you think Mozart wrote
1708
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:31,550
before he was successful?
1709
01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,511
Probably dozens.
1710
01:14:35,387 --> 01:14:37,473
Interviewer: Actually,
he was successful at 17
1711
01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,183
and began composing in five.
1712
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,436
Okay, well, Gary is like a five year old
1713
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,771
trapped inside a 45 year old body
1714
01:14:47,107 --> 01:14:48,400
is just a matter of time
1715
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:49,735
before he goes Mozart.
1716
01:14:51,069 --> 01:14:52,237
Deep down inside.
1717
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:54,031
I’m rooting for the guy.
1718
01:14:54,114 --> 01:14:56,325
I really am.
1719
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:07,127
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
1720
01:15:07,377 --> 01:15:08,712
She had so many children
1721
01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,172
and love them all too.
1722
01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:12,090
She said ‘thank you lord, Jesus
1723
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,759
for sending them bread’.
1724
01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:14,968
She kissed them all
1725
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:17,638
gladly and sent them to bed.
1726
01:15:17,721 --> 01:15:20,516
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
1727
01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:22,392
She had so many children
1728
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:24,102
and loved them all too.
1729
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,230
She said thank you lord Jesus
1730
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:29,566
Hey Gary, what poem is this?
1731
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:32,160
Boots.
1732
01:15:32,202 --> 01:15:34,571
Boots, boots, boots.
1733
01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:36,073
Moving up and down again.
1734
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,534
There's no discharge in the war.
1735
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,036
Seven, six, 11
1736
01:15:41,828 --> 01:15:44,665
I don’t think that’s right.
1737
01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:56,176
Come on, Gary.
1738
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,886
It's not your fault.
1739
01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:07,187
[punk music playing]
1740
01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:15,904
[gentle music playing]
1741
01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:07,998
[tires screeching]
1742
01:17:08,123 --> 01:17:08,999
[crash]
1743
01:17:09,082 --> 01:17:10,250
[water splashing]
1744
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,592
My nephew's been teaching me
1745
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:19,801
how to Photoshop.
1746
01:17:20,260 --> 01:17:21,428
I made the whole thing up.
1747
01:17:21,678 --> 01:17:23,722
It's not that far off from the original, though.
1748
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,349
It looks like torture device.
1749
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,142
Gary Grossmont.
1750
01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:30,395
He's a torture machine on my soul.
1751
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:43,909
When my great aunt died,
1752
01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:45,243
they gathered at her house
1753
01:17:45,285 --> 01:17:46,745
and they put all our possessions in it
1754
01:17:46,995 --> 01:17:48,538
in a big pile in our living room.
1755
01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:49,831
And my mother said
1756
01:17:49,873 --> 01:17:51,124
I could pick something out
1757
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:52,501
to remember her by.
1758
01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:54,085
I never, never met her,
1759
01:17:54,127 --> 01:17:55,420
so I didn't really know what to grab.
1760
01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:56,671
But I went through anyway
1761
01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,840
and I grabbed her travel toothbrush.
1762
01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:01,593
And here was this thing.
1763
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,387
It was it was so cool.
1764
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:07,140
It was so simple, yet ingenious.
1765
01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:09,559
You just flip it around and it still works.
1766
01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:12,354
I guess I,
1767
01:18:12,396 --> 01:18:14,981
I guess I credit this as my spark of curiosity
1768
01:18:15,023 --> 01:18:16,233
because after it,
1769
01:18:16,441 --> 01:18:18,068
I started tinkering with electronics
1770
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,319
and taking things apart.
1771
01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:22,531
But I couldn't forget about that pile.
1772
01:18:23,281 --> 01:18:24,282
All those items
1773
01:18:24,324 --> 01:18:25,784
with nowhere to go but the landfill.
1774
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:27,077
And I just thought,
1775
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:28,328
there's got to be a better way.
1776
01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,455
Interviewer: So what's your next project?
1777
01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:36,253
And as Gary's
1778
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:40,716
last request, he wanted to become one
1779
01:18:42,968 --> 01:18:44,177
with nature.
1780
01:18:45,637 --> 01:18:47,222
Gary: Well, you wouldn't want an
1781
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:49,516
urn that just sits on your mantle, does nothing.
1782
01:18:49,808 --> 01:18:51,685
So I invented the ‘Antcestry’,
1783
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,186
which is a ant farm
1784
01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:54,563
that you can keep your loved one's ashes in.
1785
01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:57,399
It brings joy to an otherwise
1786
01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:59,776
sad event, a conversation starter.
1787
01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:01,987
I mean,
1788
01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:03,488
good home for the ants.
1789
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:05,031
Kids can play with it
1790
01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:06,950
and maybe they'll become scientists themselves.
1791
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,201
Get interested in inventing.
1792
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,954
I mean, that's the idea.
1793
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,293
Needs some work.
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