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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,258 Jerry Buss: What kind of asshole 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,803 does that to their boss in front of the whole organization? Huh? 3 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:15,557 -Thanks for the goddamn morale boost, you fucking cocksucker! -I-I-I didn't mean to-- 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,350 Jerry West: I tried to give you the fucking note 5 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,477 -before we went into the fucking room! I did! -Jerry Buss: Oh, fuck you! 6 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:22,021 Give the note! I'm standing out there with my dick hanging out... 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,357 Your dad doesn't own a firearm, does he? 8 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,402 -Get away from my door or you're all fired! -(bangs door) 9 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:30,488 -Claire Rothman: Alrighty. Everybody back to work. -Lon: On what? 10 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:34,117 -Big ideas. -Rothman: Whatever that means. 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,618 You know what he likes. Go help. 12 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,495 Jerry Buss: ...fucking cocksucker, backstabbing 13 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,414 son of a bitch! Fuck you! 14 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,666 -You're holdin' out on me, aren't you? Aren't you? -No, no, no! 15 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,169 -He's fuckin' holding out on me! There's another offer! -No, no, no! 16 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,421 -Who is it? Who? -No, I-- No, I told you! 17 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,548 I told you! It-it's not what it is! 18 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:51,009 I'm out there moving Heaven and Earth for you, gettin' you 19 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,136 whatever you need, and you leave 20 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,305 three fucking weeks before training? 21 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:58,349 -I know. It's-- It's not-- -You are fucking boning me, Jerry! 22 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,643 -Fuck you! -It's not something I'm proud of! 23 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,480 -I will sue your ass. -I'll understand. I would. 24 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,356 I don't need a lawsuit, Jerry! 25 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,108 I need a fucking coach! 26 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,986 You know what I think? I think you're chicken shit. 27 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,237 -That's what it is. -Yeah... 28 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,615 You're afraid I'm gonna get you all the tools 29 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,867 you need, and you'll still fucking lose! 30 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:18,161 -Jerry West: I'm not afraid of that. -Bullshit! 31 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,789 I know it. I-I know it for a goddamn fact 32 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:21,873 because I'm lousy at it. 33 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,209 I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a-- I'm a-- 34 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,252 I'm a shit coach! 35 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,338 I am! I sit there, helpless, 36 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,049 watching these guys, pissed to hell 37 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,718 that they ain't me! And even worse, 38 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,678 that I can't be them! 39 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,305 I mean, if I could-- I swear-- 40 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:40,517 I swear to God, if I could suit back up now, 41 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,228 I'd play for you right now in a heartbeat! 42 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,688 But, I ca-- I can't-- (gasps) I mean, shit, 43 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,941 I'd die for you right now! 44 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:51,361 But I can't get you to where you want to go, 45 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,656 screaming from the fuckin' sidelines! 46 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,783 (sighs) 47 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,372 You're better off with someone else. 48 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,292 I'll help you find the guy. I will. 49 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,879 I mean, I care about this franchise. 50 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,174 I'll always be a Laker. 51 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,886 Team is family to me. 52 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,055 It's my family. 53 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:20,849 Now, get out. 54 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,394 (sirens wailing) 55 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,272 ("My Favorite Mutiny" by The Coup playing 56 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,108 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,029 ♪ There it is ♪ 58 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,407 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,417 ♪ Check it out ♪ 60 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,794 ♪ Move, if you got the nerve ♪ 61 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,129 ♪ Lash out for your just desserts ♪ 62 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,422 ♪ It's not just the worth ♪ 63 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,424 ♪ Some of y'all heads up in the clouds ♪ 64 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,967 ♪ I'ma bring y'all back to earth ♪ 65 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,468 ♪ It's Black back to burn ♪ 66 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,137 ♪ Bullshit y'all talkin' 'bout ♪ 67 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,054 ♪ Out ya mouth ♪ 68 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,097 ♪ I'm not concerned ♪ 69 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,265 ♪ 'Cause y'all got to learn ♪ 70 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,641 ♪ It's y'all turn like Detroit Red ♪ 71 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,226 ♪ When his head had a Ultra Perm ♪ 72 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,270 ♪ The long walk'll burn your bare heels ♪ 73 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,605 ♪ So throw on your boots ♪ 74 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,273 ♪ The game camouflaged like army suits ♪ 75 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,858 ♪ But I can see it more clear ♪ 76 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,526 ♪ 'Cause I came with The Coup in here ♪ 77 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,028 ♪ Ring the alarm and form the troops ♪ 78 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,530 ♪ Send 'em out into the world Go to war in a fluke ♪ 79 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,699 ♪ Eye to eye with the enemy you sworn to shoot ♪ 80 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,242 ♪ Now comin' at ya neck sick o' hearin' ♪ 81 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,577 ♪ Something wrong with me ♪ 82 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,287 ♪ Motherfucker somethin' wrong with you ♪ 83 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,456 ♪ When the chief just way too smart to question ♪ 84 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,583 ♪ The enemy the brothers of a dark complexion ♪ 85 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,002 ♪ The governments of the world is shark infested ♪ 86 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,463 ♪ They heavy on weaponry like Charlton Heston ♪ 87 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,132 ♪ Man, yeah, it gets low here ♪ 88 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,635 ♪ Real low Know what I'm talkin' 'bout? ♪ 89 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,137 (vocalizing) 90 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:44,223 ♪ Yeah, yo, it gets low... ♪ 91 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,559 ♪ ♪ 92 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,941 -(static) -(siren wailing) 93 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,446 -(kids laughing, playing) -(sprinkler spraying) 94 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:01,532 (soft R&B music playing) 95 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,701 ♪ ♪ 96 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:23,304 ♪ ♪ 97 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,316 (exhales) 98 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,992 What's up, Doc? I'm comin' for you, baby. 99 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:50,832 ♪ ♪ 100 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,594 ♪ ♪ 101 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,310 Come on, Larry! 102 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:15,314 (overlapping chatter, laughter) 103 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,526 -Hey, they'll let me drive. -Pop, don't let him near my car. 104 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:21,487 (laughter, overlapping chatter) 105 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,073 Earvin Johnson Sr.: You're right, you're right. Not my car. 106 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,784 -(door creaks open, shuts) -(chatter stops) 107 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,339 Remember who you are and where you come from. 108 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,385 Couldn't forget if I tried, Mama. 109 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,140 (sighs) My goodness. 110 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:52,060 Come on, everybody. Let's give Junior a hug. 111 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,603 (laughter) 112 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,022 -Johnson Sr.: Aw, EJ. Y'all get on up in here now. 113 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:57,899 -We gonna miss you, EJ! -Love you, EJ. 114 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,068 I'm gonna miss you all, too. 115 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,862 (funky pop music playing) 116 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:05,031 ♪ ♪ 117 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,493 (ding) 118 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,244 (ding) 119 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,080 (dinging) 120 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:15,041 Doorman: No former players. 121 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,334 (buzzer) 122 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:19,087 Check again, my man. Come on. Pat Riley. 123 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,963 It-it-it's gotta be there. 124 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,299 -Nope. -Can I see the next page? 125 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,301 -Yeah, yeah. -(muttering) 126 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,761 It's the same shit. 127 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,681 -I'm here for Chick. Hm? -Mm-hmm. 128 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,226 -Not on the list. -Well, if I just go in there, it's not gonna be a-- 129 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,144 Hey, hey, hey. 130 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,565 Come on, brother man. Come on. 131 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,735 Cut me some slack, will ya? 132 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,112 I'm not some honky off the street, man. 133 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,114 I played here for five years. 134 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,991 Okay, I won me a ring. Alright? 135 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,869 I know you got a job to do, but I have a meeting in there. 136 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,413 Okay, I-I promise you, I-I'm on the list. 137 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,791 No former players, 138 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,459 brother man. 139 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,339 This is some bullshit. 140 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,011 Lon: Okay, here's one. 141 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,347 Um, Evel Knievel. We get him, 142 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:15,852 he jumps the full length of the court right over Kareem's head. 143 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,437 -You're an idiot. -Well, at least it's splashy. 144 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,982 My dad loves Hollywood, a big production. 145 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,568 What about live music for the game? A band? 146 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,278 (mocking): Why not Herb Alpert? 147 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,821 Well, since money isn't an object-- 148 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,531 Money is the only object. 149 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,449 -I just know my dad said-- -Yeah, I know what he said. 150 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,411 But this team has been bleeding in attendance for 10 years. 151 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:36,164 It's been longer than that since we broke even at the venue, 152 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,707 not to mention turned a profit. 153 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,083 Now, he wants us spending more money. 154 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,711 But if we are not bringing in enough to cover that, 155 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,254 we become the burden. 156 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,797 Now your father doesn't strike me as a man 157 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,341 who likes to carry burdens. Is that fair? 158 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,930 -I think he'll do what it takes. -Rothman: I hope you're right, 159 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,224 but I won't spend what I can't pay for. 160 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,310 So while you're dreaming up a show, 161 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,729 how about we find a way to sell some more tickets? 162 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,648 (inhales, exhales) 163 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,902 Jerry Buss: Alright. What do we got? Dean Smith? 164 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,236 Retired. 165 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,614 Great. Fucking retired. 166 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,866 Under contract, under contract... 167 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,202 Bobby Knight. Like Bobby Knight is gonna bail on college 168 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,787 for a team on the verge of fucking bankruptcy. 169 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,041 -Goddamn it! -(rattling) 170 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,209 (sighs) 171 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,760 (upbeat jazz playing) 172 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,263 Bingo. 173 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,934 (jazz continues) 174 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,938 Jerry Tarkanian-- head coach of the UNLV Runnin' Rebels, 175 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,148 the fastest, flashiest thing in Nevada 176 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,317 not wearing pasties and a G-string. 177 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,110 Do you want to see the best show in Vegas? 178 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,238 Fuck Falana, fuck Charo-- 179 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,573 which is a story, by the way. It's him. 180 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,575 -(dinging) -(crowd cheering) 181 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,161 And sure, he's had his share of controversy. 182 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,205 The college poobahs hate him because he plays 183 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:02,708 a little loosey-goosey with recruitment rules. 184 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,710 I'd put you in a lot of pick-n-rolls. 185 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,420 So, there's your pick... 186 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,589 and there's your roll. 187 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,801 ♪ ♪ 188 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:16,806 -I'll sign. -Jerry Buss: Ask me, that's gumption. 189 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,810 Lemonade, folks. 190 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,186 Lemonade. 191 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,479 Scout 1: You know West. 192 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,439 He throws a fit at the beginning of every season. 193 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,149 Last year, he tore down a urinal. 194 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,902 -This wasn't a tantrum. -Well, I'm willing to do it if you need me. 195 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,238 Hell, I can call the games and coach 'em. 196 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,490 No need, Chickie Poo. I found our man. 197 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,242 (disapproving groans) 198 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:40,621 -Tark the Shark? -NCAA's been up his ass like Ben Wa balls. 199 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,373 He's got a reputation. 200 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,209 -Say that to my face! -Jerry Buss: Who gives a shit? 201 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,169 That's amateur, alright? 202 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,171 The whole thing's crooked as a fuckin' jaybird. 203 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,341 Last time I checked, paying guys is legal in the pros. 204 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,551 Dr. Buss, 205 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,845 we nixed him from contention for a reason. 206 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,347 In my opinion, there are other coaches out there. 207 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,725 -Safer bets. -Was Jerry West a safe bet? 208 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,226 -Oh boy. -Jerry: Mm-hmm. 209 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,228 Because Mr. Fucking Clutch 210 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,147 just left us in the lurch, 211 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,983 and I'm a pubic hair away from fucking training camp. 212 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,485 John Wooden, by the way, retired four years ago, Bill, 213 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,571 so stop sending me bullshit files! 214 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:14,989 I'm gonna ask you one question. 215 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,158 Does Tark the Shark have what it takes 216 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,785 to take my team all the way? 217 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,288 -He's a hell of a coach. -Goddamn right, he is. 218 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,124 Get him on the hook, and I will reel him in. 219 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,335 (smooth acoustic guitar playing) 220 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,879 ♪ ♪ 221 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,428 (inaudible) 222 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,597 ♪ ♪ 223 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,444 Announcer: The game now, well in hand. 224 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,988 Riley on the free throw line, he gets the ball baseline. 225 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,698 And he makes the shot... Foul on Pat Riley... 226 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,033 Pat Riley on the board... 227 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,451 (overlapping): Pat Riley... no good... 228 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:03,162 ♪ ♪ 229 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,375 (players chattering) 230 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,837 -(bones crack) -(grunts) Oh, fuck! 231 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,047 Shit. 232 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,842 -Fuck. -(dribbling ball) 233 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,886 Alright. Fuck it. I'm good. Let's go. 234 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:22,390 Patient: (crying) I tried the thing in "Cosmo"... 235 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,601 (sniffles) He left me... 236 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,771 for the-- for the secretary. 237 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:32,692 What's important right now is for you to make a clean break. 238 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,319 Some people can't bring themselves to do that, 239 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,822 so be gentle with yourself, and... 240 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,990 What the fuck are you doing? 241 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,327 -What? (crying) -Pat: Uh... 242 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,579 -Therapist: What happened to your face? -Sorry. 243 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,872 -Sorry, babe. -(closes door) 244 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,666 Just caught a game with the guys on the beach. 245 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,710 Needed a towel. Pardon me. 246 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,509 He's going to be right out of here. 247 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,180 I'm just gonna... 248 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,182 I'll... 249 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,183 be in the garage. 250 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,686 -(clears throat) -You dropped a nut. 251 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,610 -I'm so sorry, Sandra. -(crying) It's okay. 252 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,237 (insects chirping) 253 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,574 (down-tempo music playing) 254 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,961 (puts down can) 255 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,808 Are you a fucking idiot? 256 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,810 'Cause the calendar's on the goddamn fridge! 257 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,689 -(puts down bat) -I'm sorry. 258 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,983 I forgot. 259 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,777 -Maybe put a tie on the door next time. -Mm! 260 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,197 -Because my career is a joke to you. -Come on, Chris, 261 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,324 what do you want me to say? I used to come home to my wife 262 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,493 decked out in Frederick's of Hollywood. 263 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,661 Now, I got a strange woman crying in my chair. 264 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,705 Chris: Yeah, well, you know, I used to be 265 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,832 married to a professional athlete, 266 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,460 so I guess we're even. 267 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,298 You're some shrink. 268 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,009 -You're some asshole. -That's your diagnosis? 269 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,178 There's more technical terminology, 270 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,680 but, yeah. Wanna hear my treatment plan? 271 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,558 -Well, I'm likin' it so far. Yeah, yeah. -Oh yeah? Are you? 272 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,479 I want you to find something 273 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,731 to do with your days. 274 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,650 -I think I'm finding it. -(laughs) 275 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,735 -Chris Riley: No... No. -Mm? 276 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,195 How about this? 277 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,780 Why don't you... 278 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:45,366 clear the ivy out of here and get rid of this stuff? 279 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,201 And then I could see my patients in here, 280 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,538 and I could come home to find you in a teddy. 281 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,164 -(inhales) -Honey... 282 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,387 ♪ ♪ 283 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,142 (upbeat music playing) 284 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,727 ♪ ♪ 285 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,729 Thing's redder than a baboon's ass. 286 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,940 -It's a bump in the road. -Would be 287 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,277 if it weren't covering a land mine. 288 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,405 He didn't tell you that part? Well, it seems that Mr. Cooke, 289 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:28,158 when he built your fabulous stadium 12 years ago, 290 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,911 he didn't spend a dime of his own money. 291 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,914 Did it all on credit. Balloon loan 292 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,207 from Great Western Bank. 293 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,918 Three million cash, due at maturity 294 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,588 in two months. But, he was smart enough 295 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,132 to pawn it off on you before the bill came. 296 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,050 Jeanie Buss: Here you go, Dad. 297 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,637 -Thanks, sweetie. -Jessie Buss: Thank you. Ooh, yummy. 298 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,514 (mouthing) 299 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,558 Jeanie Marie? 300 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,144 There is a big box in my closet, 301 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,646 way in the back. If you look and see-- I can't get it down. 302 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,982 -Sure. -Jerry Buss: Yeah. Thanks, Jean Bean. 303 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,443 ♪ ♪ 304 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,028 -(quietly): Mom. -(quietly): What? 305 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,614 You cannot say a fucking word about this to her. 306 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,949 Who got you here? We keep each other's secrets. 307 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,118 -We always have. -Jerry: You don't say a fucking word 308 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,787 to Frank or to anybody, you understand? 309 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,122 I'm already down a fucking coach. 310 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,249 People find out we're one step ahead of the repo man, 311 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,918 it's gonna be you down on the fucking sidelines. 312 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,420 We're not cutting bait, Mom. 313 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,214 I need you to figure out a way to get us out of this. 314 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,967 (reggae music playing) 315 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,512 -Woo! -(crowd cheering) 316 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,057 You know, I can't say I ain't surprised you hit me up, 317 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,225 the way I got in that ass at Sterling's. 318 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,769 -Here we go. Here we go. -(dribbling) 319 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,854 -Oh shit! -(crowd oohing) 320 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,230 Spanked you. 321 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,191 -You got me. -Hey, man, look. Getting shown out 322 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,152 like that would've ran most back to college where it's safe. 323 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,404 You stood tall, held your ground. 324 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,074 -Respect, Country. -Earvin Johnson: Well, you know, 325 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,325 maybe you was right. 326 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,327 I mean, you didn't have to say it like you did, 327 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,622 but I do got a few things to learn. 328 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,165 Yes, you do indeed. 329 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,585 Like the shit you got on for starters, brother. 330 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,962 (laughs) My clothes? 331 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,465 -This here fly as hell. -It's repugnant! 332 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,217 Them lapels look like pelican wings, 333 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,678 them jeans are out of "Field Hand Quarterly," and them boots-- 334 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,471 Hey, hold on! 335 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,098 These are my favorite shoes! 336 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,142 I love "Saturday Night Fever," too, but, nigga, it's noon! 337 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,395 And who knew Ray Charles is cutting hair? 338 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,813 (giggling) 339 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,022 This a fresh haircut, man. 340 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,357 Yeah, we gonna fix that, too. 341 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,734 Don't worry about it, young buck. I got your back. 342 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,029 That's why they call me Savoir Faire. 343 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,615 You settle this, I'll settle you. 344 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,620 Meet me down the way. Got some shit to show you. 345 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,373 Welcome to my humble establishment, 346 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,583 Casa de Norm. 347 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,961 Wait... (laughs) 348 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,421 You be owning this? 349 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,172 Yeah, investment property, brother. 350 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,216 Oh Lord... 351 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,552 Givin' my eyes a stroke. 352 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,887 Norman, 353 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,598 what have you brought me? Child, 354 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,934 you will not find Mr. Goodbar lookin' like that. 355 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,603 Norman Nixon: Come on. Go easy on him, Clarence. This boy from Michigan! 356 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,065 And out there, this is clean as Afro Sheen, so I don't... 357 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,608 Hold on. Y'all are trippin'. 358 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,485 I look good. I know I look good. 359 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,404 Hook my brother up. One suit on the house. 360 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,531 Whatever he wants, okay? For my premiere. 361 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,700 Clarence: Mm, I have just the thing. 362 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,577 That's right. Your boy's about to be a movie star. 363 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,787 Did a flick last spring with Dr. J. 364 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,498 Dr. J? Julius Erving? For real. 365 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,709 Yeah, big opening tonight. Jamal and A.D. comin' through. 366 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,420 -You should come with. -Damn, it gotta be tonight? 367 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,714 I'm supposed to be hooking up with Dr. Buss later. 368 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:32,342 Oh, Dr. Buss. So, you guys boys now, huh? 369 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,721 It ain't like that. He just been lookin' out for a brother, that's all. 370 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,348 You do well with the ladies in Ohio? 371 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,143 Michigan. And, yeah, I do aight. 372 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,313 So then you know real game comes down to feelings. 373 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,148 Get a woman feeling safe, she's yours. 374 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,233 Sprinkle a little nice on top of that, 375 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,777 you got a freak for life. 376 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,154 Now, owners... 377 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,947 play the same. You know, 378 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,284 tell us a whole bunch of shit we wanna hear, and then... 379 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,703 fuck us up the ass, no grease. 380 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,872 Might as well toss money on the dresser. 381 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,123 Dr. Buss ain't like that. 382 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,250 -We cool. -Oh yeah. Bet he says 383 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,586 you starting point guard, too. 384 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,546 That's 'cause I am starting point. 385 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,883 I'd take some of that bass out my voice, negro, 386 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,677 till they put you on the floor because... 387 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,513 word on high is West can't wait 388 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,057 to stick your big ass down on the block. 389 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:24,186 You know, setting picks, rebounding... 390 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,730 doing shit a power forward do. 391 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,106 -Bullshit. -Hey, just what I heard, 392 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,110 but, you know, you seein' your boy Buss tonight, so... 393 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,737 ask him yourself. 394 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,074 (humming): Da-da-dee. Da-da-da. 395 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,326 -(knocking) -Yeah? 396 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,037 -Hey, Chick. Hey. -Chick Hearn: Hey, Pat, come on in. 397 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,957 Hey, listen, buddy, I'm sorry about the other day, huh? 398 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,625 They put some new gorilla on the door, 399 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,460 can't recognize a living legend when they see one, huh? 400 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,338 -(laughs) That's alright. -Holy Christ. 401 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,881 What the hell did he do to your face? 402 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,384 Oh no, I just, uh, I banged it playing pickup. 403 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,969 -Basketball? -Yeah. 404 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,596 What the hell for? I thought you were happily retired, 405 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,849 you know, sailing off into your golden years. 406 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,601 -Yeah, no, no. It's been good. -Yeah? 407 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,187 -Yeah, real good. Yeah. -Terrific. 408 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,897 -Change of pace and all. -Sure. 409 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,859 Just, uh, kind of been missing it a little. 410 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,527 You know, being around the game. 411 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,029 You wanna come to some? I mean, I-I'm sure Buss is gonna 412 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,198 pack the comp list with his bimbo coeds, 413 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,700 but you're, uh, you're free to sit 414 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,287 -with Marge if you want. -(sighs) Actually, uh... 415 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,372 -I was hoping to sit with you. -Huh? 416 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,875 I heard you were looking for a new color man on the broadcast. 417 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,126 -You? -I mean, 418 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,045 -if you're open to it. -Patrick, I, I'm... 419 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,547 I'm not sure I see it. 420 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,507 -I work harder than anyone, you know that. -I know. 421 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,967 -I know you do. -You know it. And, hey, 422 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,927 I'm not gonna be here trying to take your job. 423 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,055 I-I'm not looking for a bigger gig. I just wanna, you know... 424 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,099 I just wanna be around the game, you know? 425 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,475 I still... 426 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,769 I feel like I have more to give to it. 427 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,187 I know I do. 428 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,355 Well, I gotta... 429 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,816 I gotta run any new guy through Buss. I mean, 430 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,068 -he's very particular. -You're not gonna regret it. 431 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,237 -You won't regret it. -The problem is your voice. 432 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,782 -My voice? Wh-what's, uh... -It's... 433 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,201 It's faggy. I'm not saying you are one. 434 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,412 I mean, you're a, you're a man's man. God knows. 435 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,247 But, I mean, you close your eyes, 436 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,374 and you open up your ears, and you-- (laughs) 437 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,126 you sound like a fruit. 438 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:15,422 Well, uh... Shit, that's, uh... 439 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,716 I mean, that's, uh, something I can... 440 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,053 -work on, isn't it? -Yeah. You can work on that. 441 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,847 Hey, Chick, all I'm asking is a shot. 442 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,558 Please. 443 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,061 (clears throat) Please. Come on, I need this. 444 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,230 Alright. Uh... 445 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,608 You know what, maybe... m-make me a tape, okay? 446 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,944 -I'll do it. -No promises. 447 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,071 -No promises. -Okay. Hey, you won't be sorry. 448 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,614 -Alright. Make me a nice tape. -Love the hair. 449 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,491 -You got it. Thanks. -Thank you. Okay. 450 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,118 (high-pitched): This is Pat Riley for the LA Lakers. 451 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,828 (normal voice): Yeah, I don't see it. 452 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,831 ♪ ♪ 453 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,461 Jerry Tarkanian: Alright, let's go! 454 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,505 Okay, watch the rebound! 455 00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,175 Footwork! Quick hands! Quick hands! Take your shot! 456 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635 Good job! 457 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,262 Use your footwork! 458 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,847 Alright, good job! Good job! 459 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,016 We're gonna come back down, we're gonna do the zigzag. 460 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,602 Jesus, Tark, is your AC dead? 461 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,397 You're gonna give these poor kids heat stroke. 462 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,649 Hey. Vic Weiss. Nice to meet you. 463 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,110 Tark and I have been best friends since grade school. 464 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,029 I've seen him rise up to the top of the college game, 465 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,448 and I'm about to blow his fuckin' mind. 466 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,409 (whispers): The Lakers. 467 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,037 I know, I know. It's bullshit and politics, 468 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,040 -but what do you call this, pal? -We had to tape the vents. 469 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,210 Those NCAA scumbags hid a camera. 470 00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,212 I'm a persecuted man. 471 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,214 You're damn right, you are. 472 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,592 In here coaching like Anne Frank, 473 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,720 schvitzing your balls off. 474 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,055 The bags under your eyes got bags under their eyes. 475 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,225 -You sound like Lois. -That's because she loves you, pal! 476 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,437 Like I do. You're stuck here in a... 477 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,688 fucking sand trap, 478 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,149 trying to defend your name, and for what? 479 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,192 For this amateur baloney? 480 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,319 Cash your chips in. 481 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,156 Get what you deserve for once. 482 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:07,325 -Player: Open! -Shit, let me hear him out at least. 483 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,999 How much are you in for? 484 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,501 What? (stammers) Look, 485 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,086 -this is for you! -Look, 486 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,254 if you need a little scratch... 487 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:21,673 I'm tellin' you, I'm good. I'm... 488 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,967 I'm great. 489 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,807 Good. 490 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,018 So am I. 491 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,436 -Okay! -(clapping) 492 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,854 Okay, good job! Take it again! 493 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,065 (mellow jazz playing) 494 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,030 (Shave and a Haircut knock) 495 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,448 Coming! 496 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,411 (laughs) I'm here for Dr. Buss. 497 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,122 Hi, sorry. He just started on his hair so it could be a while. 498 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,042 -Do you want to come in? -Right on. 499 00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,003 -Thank you. -Sure. 500 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,549 Dr. Buss got game of his own. 501 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,719 -I'm Jeanie. -Oh! Earvin. Sorry. (laughs) 502 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,638 (laughs) You kidding? I-I know who you are. 503 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,306 Do you want a Coke or something? 504 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,225 Uh yeah, yeah. Cool. 505 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,686 Thanks. So, uh... 506 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,231 you live here with Dr. Buss? 507 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,566 Well, technically I still live with my mom, 508 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,444 but she's down in Del Mar, and I'm part-time at 'SC, 509 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,114 so I stay here the nights she lets me. 510 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,573 Which isn't enough. 511 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,950 -Cheers. -(clink) 512 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,785 So your mom, 513 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,955 she's cool you staying here with Dr. Buss and all? 514 00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,249 Oh yeah. Yeah, they split up ages ago, 515 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:40,377 so they're basically just friends now. 516 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,714 Your moms was with him, too? 517 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,216 He's my dad. 518 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,802 (both laugh) 519 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:52,347 I'm sorry. You know, you just hear about stories about LA 520 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,057 and all that and... 521 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,893 Right on. Right on. 522 00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,147 Jerry Buss: Is that LA's new favorite son I hear? 523 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,274 -Johnson: Dr. Buss? -Ha, ha! How you doin'? 524 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,151 -How was the trip? -It was good. 525 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,944 So sorry I couldn't be there to meet you myself, 526 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,822 -but I hope you liked that driver. -Yeah, yeah. Smooth ride. 527 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,740 So, I hope you brought your appetite 528 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,034 -'cause I was thinking fondue. What do you think? -Johnson: Yeah. 529 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,328 -(phone ringing) -Jeanie, can you get that? 530 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,455 -Look, I was talking to Norm... -Jerry: Uh-huh. 531 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,833 -...and he was talking to Coach West. -Jerry: Right. 532 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,711 -and-- -Jeanie Buss: It's for you, Dad. Mr. Sharman. 533 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,546 I'm so sorry. Hold that thought, Earvin. 534 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,089 I got to take this one. Yeah. 535 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,799 Thank you. Hello, Bill! 536 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,345 Uh-huh. No, we're about to get some lunch. 537 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,056 What do you mean, not interested? 538 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,600 Oh, give me a fucking break. 539 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,768 With all due respect, Bill, it's the fuckin' Lakers. 540 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,189 -Bill, what did I say? -(bangs phone) 541 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,357 I said, if you can solve this on the phone, great. 542 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,859 If you can't, I'm going to Vegas, 543 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,444 so that's what I'm doing now. 544 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,279 Yes, right now! 545 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,406 Well, if you can be at the Van Nuys airport in 20 minutes, 546 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:54,034 then you can come with me. Goddammit. 547 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,369 (laughs) Unbelievable. 548 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,372 -Is everything alright? -Oh yeah, everything's copacetic. 549 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,749 Nothing for you to worry about. 550 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,250 I've got to go to Vegas. 551 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,628 Right, well, I did wanna talk to you about something. 552 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,880 Yeah, and I wanna talk to you, too. Jean Bean, 553 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,465 will you take our new friend out for lunch, 554 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:09,966 go to the Derby or something fun? 555 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,677 -I'll be right back, buddy! I promise! -(slam) 556 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,059 -(crowd cheering) -Lakers win! Lakers win! 557 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,519 (chanting continues) 558 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,729 (flashbulb pops) 559 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,442 ♪ ♪ 560 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:30,237 Aw, shit. Fuckin' Super Glue, my ass. 561 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,822 -Fucking... Fuck! -(thud) 562 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,450 Fuckin'... 563 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,078 -(metallic thud) -Fuck you, too. 564 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,580 Now, what did it ever do to you? 565 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,042 I'm sorry. 566 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,002 Who the fuck are you? 567 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,630 We met a few times. 568 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,465 Jack McKinney. 569 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,093 I'm the assistant coach in Portland. 570 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:55,971 Oh, yeah, right. Doc Ramsay's guy. 571 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,808 He lets me out of the house sometimes. Have a minute? 572 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,726 Look, if you're here about the coaching job, 573 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,604 I'm not the guy to talk to. I'm out the fuckin' door. 574 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,731 Yeah, that's why Bill called me down. 575 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,525 For what? 576 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:11,945 -For my job? -I guess they're seeing a few people. 577 00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:13,947 To be honest, I have reservations. 578 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,573 Well, fuck, goddammit, so do I. 579 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,993 I mean, you're... you're a number two! 580 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,161 I mean, this is head coach of the fuckin' Lakers. 581 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,915 Hell of a team. No doubt about it. But, uh... 582 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,959 Well, I've had a few head coaching offers in the past, 583 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,086 none of them quite what I'm looking for. 584 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,005 My wife says I'm too picky. 585 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,090 Always waiting for some perfect situation 586 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,258 that won't ever come around. 587 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,927 Wai-- (laughs) Back the fuck up. Wha-- 588 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,096 What isn't perfect about this job? 589 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,973 Jack McKinney: Well, that's what I wanted to ask you. 590 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,433 It looks great on paper. 591 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:45,353 The squad's loaded, but here you are walking out the door. 592 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,315 -That's my business. -I just wonder if you're... 593 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,317 bumping on personalities. 594 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,987 You know, new owner, big star like Kareem stuck in his ways, 595 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,865 maybe that's the reason your offense got so stagnant. 596 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,244 -Stagnant? No... -You know, "dump the ball in post, 597 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,455 watch the big man go to work." 598 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:05,373 -Dependable, conventional. -Conventional? 599 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,293 I'd want to try something, I don't know, a lot more... 600 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,045 -More... -Uh... 601 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,713 I don't know. A lot more unique. 602 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,716 -Unique, yeah? Doc t-- -Bill Sharman: Hey, Jack! 603 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,678 -Thanks for coming down. -Oh, thanks for having me, Bill. Jerry. 604 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,055 Hey, thanks for the conversation. 605 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,681 I-I hope we can finish it sometime. 606 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,725 -Yeah, absolutely. -Sharman: You know Chick. 607 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,853 -Hey, Jack. How are you? Good to see you, pal. -Hey, Chick. Good to see you. 608 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,814 No, no, no, no, Bill. I mean, what the fucking fuck of a fuck, dude. 609 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,150 I mean, that guy's a fuckin' nobody. 610 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,902 Yeah. Well, he's a backup. 611 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,363 Buss has his heart set on Tarkanian. 612 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,699 You gotta be dry-fucking- humping me, dude! 613 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,201 -No! -You want my job, Jerry? 614 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:44,662 Oh, that's right. You picked this week to retire. 615 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,331 But, I gotta thank you. 616 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,209 See, I'm learning that life, like basketball, 617 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,585 it's a game of control. 618 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,463 Knowing what you can and what you can't. 619 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:56,049 For instance, I can't control you. 620 00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,510 -That-- -I mean, I can't control Dr. Buss, 621 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,638 and I can't control... 622 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,640 who he wants to replace you with. 623 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,727 -(thud) -Boom. 624 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,646 That's all I got, Jerry. 625 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,234 Unless you wanna reconsider. 626 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,319 Fuck no, Bill. 627 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,029 Then finish packing. 628 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,665 -(blinds rattling, knocking) -(whispers): What the fuck is-- 629 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,625 ♪ Hey, you! ♪ 630 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:31,793 ♪ ♪ 631 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,795 ♪ Can't we come together... ♪ 632 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,213 Johnson: Woo! 633 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,299 Hey, I ain't never been to no premiere before. Hoo-hoo! 634 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,343 Yeah, that don't surprise me. 635 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,262 Do they got popcorns like at a regular movie? 636 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,555 I'm about to kick your ass outta my car 637 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,014 you don't stop acting like a bumpkin. 638 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,808 And don't go getting fucked up 639 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,393 over the celebrity bullshit neither 640 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,645 because most of these stars out here broke as fuck, 641 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,272 perpetrating like they living the dream. 642 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:54,232 -(laughs) -No, you gotta do it like 643 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,734 Jim Brown or OJ do. 644 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:57,986 Stay righteous, brother. 645 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,531 -Yeah, yeah. Right on. Right on. -(laughs) 646 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,367 So, uh... 647 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:06,786 What? 648 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:09,456 Your man Buss leave you hangin'? 649 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,084 He had to go to Vegas. 650 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:15,920 Mm-hmm. 651 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:18,840 What that mean? 652 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:22,343 (chuckles) Nothin', man. Look. 653 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,345 Glad you could make it, young buck. 654 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,849 Me, too. Me, too. 655 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,226 (crowd chatter) 656 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,401 ♪ ♪ 657 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,153 -I'm about to have fun. -Nixon: Hey. 658 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,989 -(shutter snapping) -Johnson: Walking the red carpet! 659 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,158 Nixon: Remember that little chat we had, okay? 660 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,534 Stay cool as a fan, yeah? 661 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,536 -Look at this. -(shutters snapping) 662 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,581 -See, stop it. Look. Strike one. Hey! -(shutter snaps) 663 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,667 -Hello, fellas. -Damn! Lookin' sharp. 664 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:58,004 Where is everybody? The press should be all up on my ass. 665 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:01,049 Shit, ain't everybody out this motherfucker a budding all-star. 666 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,634 This shit cool, Storm. 667 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,344 Can't wait to see my man up on the big screen. 668 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:07,263 -Hey, thank you. -Uh, which one of you is on the Rams? 669 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,724 -None. We're Lakers. -Right. 670 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:12,477 -Well, let's get a photo anyway. -Nixon: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. 671 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,729 Ring check, ring check. 672 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,439 (crowd shouting) 673 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,441 Oh! Thank you so much! Here we go. 674 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,860 -(shouting continues) -Woman: Mrs. Cosby! 675 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,030 Oh! Look, y'all, it's Fat Albert! 676 00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:26,866 I'm gonna slide out real quick, fellas. Do my thing. 677 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,953 -Hey, say hey to Bill for me. -Nixon: Shut up. 678 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,996 (crowd clamoring) 679 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,373 (quietly): Man. 680 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:35,750 Magic motherfuckin' Johnson. 681 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,044 (laughs) Shit. 682 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,088 Nigga, Michigan State? 683 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,257 You made me so much fuckin' money that game. 684 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,884 Stomping all up and down on that sorry-ass Larry Bird. 685 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,719 -Right on, brother. -Yeah, baby. 686 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,472 You's a bona fide Civil Rights hero. 687 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:52,976 Making that ugly-ass white boy cry on national TV? Shit! 688 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,937 I bet they were celebrating that shit in the jungles of Africa. 689 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,815 -Man, stop! Stop, man. I just be playin' ball, man. -Yeah, man! 690 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:00,984 -Oh, you just be playin' ball, huh? -Yeah! 691 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,610 Well, my name is Zastro, 692 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,987 and everybody around this motherfucker 693 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,572 likes to call me... 694 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,323 Zastro. (laughs) 695 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,825 Nice to meet you, Zastro. 696 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,076 Well, dig this here. 697 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,578 I got this little thing that I do. 698 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,788 It's over off of Crenshaw. 699 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,415 It's a little after-hours. 700 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,834 Do a little dancin', do a little gamblin', and, uh, 701 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,044 the best damn poontang... 702 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,546 ♪ ♪ 703 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:23,131 LA has to offer. 704 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,716 Close your mouth, my brother. 705 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:25,633 Take this card. 706 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,427 Earvin, we gotta get to our seats. 707 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,220 What's going on, Silk? 708 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,556 ♪ ♪ 709 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,767 (laughs) Walk with me. 710 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,019 What, y'all know each other? 711 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:39,105 Dude's shady. Lots of those out here. 712 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:42,400 He ain't got shit to lose. You do. 713 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,612 Good lookin' out, brother. 714 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:50,366 -(laughter) -(cheering in movie) 715 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,869 Man (in movie): Gimme that puss... 716 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:54,704 (whisper): Oh, it's coming up right now. 717 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,749 don't use it here, sittin' on your butt! Nixon! 718 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,294 Was that you or... 719 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,047 Wait, wha-- Where's the rest of it? 720 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:06,341 Back of your head look good, man. 721 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,551 They oughta give that afro an Oscar. 722 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,641 -(buzzer in movie) -Nixon: Ain't that some... some bullshit right there? 723 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,935 (movie continues) 724 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:21,022 (16mm projector running) 725 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,822 (projector continues) 726 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,699 McKinney: Pick it up! That ball does not 727 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,493 wanna just sit in someone's hands. 728 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,786 -It wants to move. -(blows whistle) 729 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,246 It wants to flow, like water. 730 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,456 Let's get a move on! 731 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,750 Push it faster, go! 732 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:45,296 Yeah. Like what he did there. 733 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,132 He ain't bad. He ain't-- he ain't fuckin' bad at all. 734 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:51,511 Look at that. Never stops going. 735 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:54,055 -(whistle blows) -He's pretty fucking good. 736 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,062 Gail! 737 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,022 Where is the Portland finals? 738 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,858 (clicks off) 739 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,529 -Gail! -(knocks) 740 00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,532 Hey. They told me you retired. 741 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,409 -You're not Gail. (laughs) -No. 742 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,869 -I'm just borrowing her eye shadow. -(laughs) 743 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,538 -What's your excuse? -Huh? 744 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,707 Oh, fuck hell, I'm out the door. 745 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,375 No, I'm just, uh... 746 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,877 Yeah, Bill's just got me helping out on the job hunt. 747 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,838 Well, you can put in a good word for me. 748 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,257 (laughing) 749 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,092 -To coach? -That'd be a kick. 750 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,136 -Right? (laughs) -Seriously? 751 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,346 No. 752 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,974 No, Chick's, uh, is letting me audition to be on the air. 753 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:39,976 Oh shit, Pat. 754 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:43,396 -What the fuck for? (sputters) -Glutton for punishment? 755 00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,565 I mean, I'm telling you, 756 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:47,066 I get my ass on a golf course, 757 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,402 I'm never setting foot in here again. 758 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,237 No good fuckin' riddance, too. 759 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,905 Sayonara. 760 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,658 I said the same thing about volleyball. 761 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,118 Month on the sand, 762 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,120 -I didn't know what I was gonna do with my life. -(laughs) 763 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,830 It's funny, you know. 764 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:04,250 It's not like it's any big surprise, but... 765 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,877 you spend your whole career 766 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,963 knowing it's all gonna be over someday. 767 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:13,301 But you never really know what over is going to feel like... 768 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,261 until you're sittin' on the beach. 769 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,347 You're a 34-year-old has-been. 770 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,225 And you realize, 771 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:24,270 "Holy shit. Man, I just... 772 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,897 I turned into my old man." 773 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,900 (sighs) 774 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,486 But, hey. If I was you, it'd be different. 775 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,696 Look at you. You got to be Jerry West. 776 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,783 You know, that kind of respect, that kind of appreciation, 777 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,994 I would be thrilled to walk away into the sunset. 778 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,789 Instead... 779 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,999 I'm practicing my velvet voice. 780 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:48,211 How do I sound? 781 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,171 Depressing. 782 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,464 (sighs) 783 00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,349 (phone ringing) 784 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,560 Larry (on phone): Hey, EJ! I miss you, man. 785 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,686 I got Junior! 786 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,522 Hey, man! How you been? 787 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:08,981 Oh, boy's up this early? 788 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,441 He's not calling from jail, is he? 789 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,693 Tell Mama I ain't calling from no jail. 790 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,487 Well, what you been doing out there? 791 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,657 I just went out to a movie with the fellas last night. 792 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,534 Oh, you making friends then? 793 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,494 Yeah, Pop. Good ones. 794 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,120 Hey. Zastro sent me. 795 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,748 Zastro: Here you are, baby! Welcome to Zastro's, 796 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:28,459 where we about to show you the time of your life. 797 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,712 They told me Magic's outside. (laughs) 798 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,423 That boy wore a prom suit to pull some pussy. 799 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:37,009 Now, you might know magic, nigga, 800 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,095 but she about to make your dick disappear. 801 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,847 -(laughing) -Johnson: But, you know, 802 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,474 only thing on my mind right now is ballin'. 803 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,893 (moaning) 804 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,817 -Oh, d-did he find a church yet? -Johnson: Yes, ma'am. 805 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,819 Got hands laid on me and everything. 806 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,195 Oh, good. 807 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,488 Johnson Sr.: Hope you're eating, too, 808 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,156 'cause your mama's been cooking up a storm for us 809 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,701 -like it's a repast. -Yeah, I'm eating real good. 810 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,578 (moaning) 811 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:06,205 -Tell him she made pot roast. -Quincy: Hey, Pops. Can I talk to him? 812 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,040 I wanna tell him about that new Tasty Ice flavor. 813 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,792 -We got two flavors! -Christine: We have to go. 814 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,920 -(moans) -Hey, we must be gettin' off right now, son. 815 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,256 -We going to church. Love you. -Sister: Tell him we say bye! 816 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,091 Family: We love you! Love you! Love you! 817 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:19,594 -Out the door! Out the door! Let's go. Let's go. -Johnson Sr.: Let's go-- 818 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,345 (dial tone) 819 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,806 They sure are. 820 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,308 (hangs up phone) 821 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,479 (ballroom music playing) 822 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,356 ♪ ♪ 823 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:42,074 People think some things in life are out of their control. 824 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,828 Your hair falls out... 825 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,831 the loan comes due, the coach quits, 826 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:52,001 and the guy you want to replace him with is playing hard to get. 827 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:53,252 Nothing you can do! 828 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:56,672 (spraying) 829 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:00,885 But I don't buy into that. 830 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,054 I'm a math guy. 831 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,349 For every problem, 832 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,267 there is a solution. 833 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:12,813 Just... have... to... 834 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,942 find it. 835 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,152 (spraying) 836 00:37:18,235 --> 00:37:20,196 Well, no, actually, I don't have a table, 837 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:22,865 but I-I know Jerry Tarkanian is having dinner here, 838 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,993 and that's who I'm here to see, so... I'm Dr. Jerry Buss. 839 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:27,787 (laughs) 840 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,747 I own the Los Angeles Lakers. 841 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,416 Maybe you've heard of them. 842 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,169 -Yeah, I lost 10 G's on you motherfuckers. -(tires screech) 843 00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:37,004 Oh! He's with me! He's with me. 844 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,508 -Doorman: Hey. Sorry. -Joey, gentile. 845 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,344 -Mr. Mariani. I didn't know. -(car door shuts) 846 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,845 Don't worry about it. 847 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,348 -See you later, Joey. -You just gave him my whole wad. 848 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,058 Yeah, I'm sure he earned it. 849 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,144 ♪ ♪ 850 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,021 And I kicked and screamed, "I like it here. 851 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,356 I don't wanna go to Los Angeles." 852 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,149 Blah blah blah blah blah. 853 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,652 Next thing you know, I fall in love with the place. 854 00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:01,946 Tark, will you listen to the guy? 855 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,658 What am I doing here? 856 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:08,244 I'm eating. I'm listening. 857 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,663 I'm getting heartburn. 858 00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:13,207 I do appreciate your gumption. You know, 859 00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:15,042 showing up like this. 860 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,253 I'm not going anywhere. 861 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,256 Johnny, you know that pomodoro 862 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:22,133 -I got coming for Lois? -Yes, sir. 863 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:24,093 -Can we put a fucking rush on that? -Johnny: Absolutely. 864 00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:25,720 -(mouthing) -Tarkanian: And I'll take an espresso, please. 865 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,055 It's on the house, Coach. Go Rebels. 866 00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,976 See, now this is the kind of love 867 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,728 that you guys, 868 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,355 you want me to leave, right? For what? 869 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,233 -These fucking phonies in Hollywood? -Tark... 870 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,486 What you got here, 871 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,904 it's magnificent. 872 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,031 Of course, they love you. 873 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,700 But LA is gonna love you even more. 874 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,368 -They are. -Jerry: So, let me take 875 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:50,703 what you do here. the speed, 876 00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:53,247 that fucking lightning offense, 877 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:55,916 let me put it on the biggest stage there is. 878 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,753 Don't hide your light under a bushel, Jerry. 879 00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:02,131 You know what you got? 880 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,509 A really amazing head of hair. 881 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,097 -Really? -Truly. 882 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,603 You know, I spent so many years waging war 883 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,146 on this fucking thing. 884 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:19,732 Like the Battle of the fucking Bulge. 885 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:22,401 This guy even got his friend to come over... 886 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,944 -Pedro. -...and teach me how to 887 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,238 comb it over. 888 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,657 -(laughs) -Took an hour 889 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,951 every day. 890 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,496 Still wound up looking like a plate of spaghetti, 891 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,581 and I wasn't fooling anybody. 892 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,458 Now, I got a crew cut. 893 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:40,753 -Jerry Buss: Looks good. -Lois thinks I look like a Basset hound. 894 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,838 (laughs) 895 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,007 But at least, I don't feel like a fraud. 896 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,678 I'm a college coach. 897 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,222 That's what I am. 898 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,265 -W-w-what Tark's trying to say... -Mick! 899 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:54,642 He's just saying he's real comfortable, 900 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,936 and it would take a lot to, uh, 901 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:58,604 you know, make him move forward. 902 00:39:58,687 --> 00:39:59,897 Okay. How much? How much? 903 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,524 Jerry, let's just-- let's just say it. 904 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:03,400 -Say what we think. How much? -Vic Weiss: Let's... 905 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,111 spitball. Uh, at least 906 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,822 two, three times what he's earning here in Vegas. 907 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,783 -How about 10 times as much? -(coughing) 908 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,913 -Okay? -That's a lot of money, Jerry. 909 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:19,667 -(fork clinks) -That's $750,000 by the way. 910 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,919 And that's over how long? 911 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:24,338 Per year, every year. 912 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,340 Which, if I'm not mistaken, would make you 913 00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:29,009 the highest-paid coach in sports. 914 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,928 Jerry, I didn't come here to fuck around. 915 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,805 I came here to make you a solid offer. 916 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:36,308 -You know, it's a lot of driving out in LA. -Tarkanian: Vic... 917 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,895 And he'd need a new car. You know, something reliable. 918 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:43,149 Luxurious. I got a dealership-- 919 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,067 Get two. Get one for Lois as well, 920 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,819 so she can do her errands. 921 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,946 -It's Rolls-Royce. -Jerry: Of course, it's Rolls-Royce. 922 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:50,406 You think I'm gonna put 'em in a Pontiac? 923 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,616 You see what the fuck I'm dealing with over here? 924 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,660 Hey, why don't you throw in the whole stadium? 925 00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:57,371 -Tark the Shark! -So, did we just make a deal? 926 00:40:57,454 --> 00:40:59,039 That's what it sounded like to me. 927 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,960 Couple cars, 750. 928 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:04,378 Are we done? 929 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:07,715 'Cause I would love to trade in this sludge for some bubbly. 930 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,551 -Champagne, sir. -Jerry Buss: Ha! Jesus. 931 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,386 You do get good service here. 932 00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:13,888 From the gentlemen. 933 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:16,849 Salut! 934 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,895 (gunshots) 935 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:22,730 ♪ ♪ 936 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,360 (cork pops, gunshot echoes) 937 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,529 -Let's make this happen for everybody, alright? -Weiss: Yeah. 938 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,281 -Yeah, we'll definitely do that. -Good seeing you. 939 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,533 Thanks a lot. You've given us a lot to think about. 940 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:38,245 -Jerry, it was nice to meet you. -(door shuts, tires squeal) 941 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,039 Was it just me, or did we just get kiboshed 942 00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:42,875 -by a bottle of champagne? -(laughs) Wasn't the bottle. 943 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,710 Who were those guys? 944 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:46,587 Come on. Who do you think? 945 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,005 -Bing-bing-bing-bing. -Yeah. 946 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:49,381 Yeah. So, you know what? 947 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:50,966 We ought to kiss their pinky rings 948 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,761 because they just saved us 750,000 fassule. 949 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,846 How are we gonna come up with that kind of scratch? 950 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,139 Let me worry about the money. 951 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,724 You find out what the hell happened. 952 00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:00,267 -Call a cousin or something. -I can't call-- 953 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,560 We're not letting this slip away! 954 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,938 Pay who you gotta pay. Just make it happen. 955 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,814 (Indian sitar playing) 956 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:09,235 Instructor (on tape): Fight the habit of retreating to your head voice. 957 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:11,695 Set your chest voice free. 958 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,031 Oh... oh! 959 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,409 Instructor: Performing vowel sounds. 960 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,370 (sighs) Red baby buggy bumpers. 961 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:20,579 Red baby buggy bumpers... 962 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:21,914 Franklin threw Fred three free throws. 963 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:23,874 Franklin threw Fred three three flows... 964 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,377 Franklin threw Fred three three fl-- Shit! 965 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,878 Instructor: Expel the air in your lungs 966 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:30,130 in one large breath. 967 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,674 (tape stops) 968 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:33,425 (sighs) 969 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,345 Hm, hm, hm, hm! 970 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,305 (click) 971 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,890 Let's do this, let's do this. 972 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,977 -(clears throat) Okay. -(clap) 973 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,144 Lights out, folks. 974 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,981 -(whirring) -(clapping) 975 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:49,108 ♪ ♪ 976 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:51,402 Riley with the ball shakes his shadow, 977 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,237 pulls up for the jumper. Good! 978 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,614 Two points Kentucky. Riley with the rebound and the outlet. 979 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,199 Damp here on the break. Score! 980 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,993 What a duo. That's a one-two punch 981 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,787 if I've ever seen one, folks. Hard foul by Riley. 982 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:03,956 Took a little... wild out of those cats. 983 00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:05,791 Alright, Riley, number 42, 984 00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,167 pops it loose and breaks away. 985 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:10,170 West, the trailer, shoots... Scores! 986 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,673 'Cause he's Jerry West. One of the best, folks, 987 00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,591 one of the best to ever live. 988 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,260 And here comes f... 989 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,512 Pat Riley, folks, the... 990 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,432 faggy-voiced washout with no future, 991 00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:24,018 who no one thinks will amount to any-- 992 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:25,644 (tape stops) 993 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:26,812 Ah! 994 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:33,110 (sighs) 995 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:35,738 I used to be married to a professional athlete, 996 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,531 so I guess we're even. 997 00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:39,241 (chain rattling) 998 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,830 What if you just cleared out all that ivy and this stuff, 999 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:46,457 and then I could see patients in here? 1000 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,293 (melancholy music playing) 1001 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:52,629 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,596 (straining) 1003 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,265 -(groans) -(thud) 1004 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,852 -Ah! Fuck. -(music stops) 1005 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,900 (chainsaw roaring) 1006 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,819 ♪ ♪ 1007 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,740 (ding) 1008 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,201 (chainsaw buzzing) 1009 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,453 (screaming) 1010 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:25,746 (grunting) 1011 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,165 (frantic jazz playing) 1012 00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:35,005 (music stops) 1013 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,382 Mmm. 1014 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,385 (sighs) 1015 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:45,766 (scoffs) Jesus. 1016 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,601 Hmm. 1017 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,478 Did you get it out of your system? 1018 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:53,232 (gasps) Those fucking roots. 1019 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,608 -(chainsaw buzzing) -(screaming) 1020 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:04,284 -Are you feeling bleeding? -I'll stitch it up. 1021 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:07,579 Just can't stop thinking about my dad. (sighs) 1022 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,248 Four games in the majors. 1023 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:11,917 One hit. 1024 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,878 He spent the rest of his life trying to get back to the plate. 1025 00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,590 -Fuck! -(can clanging) 1026 00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,093 (cutlery clinking) 1027 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:23,512 Chris: You know, 1028 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,348 every patient asks me 1029 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,517 how they turned out like their parents. 1030 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,146 -(fire crackling) -(bat bouncing) 1031 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,064 I've never had a single one 1032 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,317 prepared to do the work to turn out differently. 1033 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:42,781 All I've ever done is work. I worked my whole life. 1034 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:45,284 -Chris, that's all I've done. -Mm. 1035 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:46,994 Day and night, I work. 1036 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,372 Every time I leave the-- 1037 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,001 I'd leave the court, 1038 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,544 and I'd see him in 1039 00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:57,171 my mind's eye. 1040 00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:00,299 fucking beer in his hand, sitting in that ugly fucking chair. 1041 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:02,009 And I'd work harder. 1042 00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:06,054 -At basketball. -Yeah. What else? 1043 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,146 (sighs) God. 1044 00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:17,024 There's a reason that we bury the dead, honey. 1045 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,650 Indians burn bodies 1046 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:21,361 and Vikings send them out to sea. It's for... 1047 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:23,697 the living. 1048 00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,491 So that we can move on with our lives. 1049 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:26,909 You wanna send me out to sea? 1050 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:29,119 Sometimes, I really do. 1051 00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:31,705 (laughs) 1052 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,666 (laughs) 1053 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,878 I just really want you to find something else. 1054 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,800 Is that your big audition tape? 1055 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:46,386 Yeah. 1056 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,056 How'd it go? 1057 00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,892 It's terrible. 1058 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:55,145 Alright. Well then... 1059 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,232 Work harder. 1060 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,159 (crowd cheering) 1061 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:10,661 College Student 1: What's it like out there? 1062 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,704 College Student 2: Tell Diana Ross I love her hair. 1063 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:14,790 Hey, y'all. 1064 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,208 It's for you. 1065 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,335 Bye! 1066 00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:20,295 Should've known. 1067 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:23,590 Ten girls gathered around, it's gotta be Earvin. 1068 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,926 Now, you know I only kept them on the line 1069 00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,427 so I could talk to you. 1070 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,637 Young Johnson: Oh, everybody's going wild! 1071 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,138 Johnson makes the shot! 1072 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,641 He wins the finals! Woo! 1073 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,268 Johnson: I don't know, Cook. 1074 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,852 The whole thing out here, 1075 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:38,021 ain't like how I thought it was gonna be. 1076 00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,899 Feel kind of small. 1077 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,401 Like Norm. 1078 00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:44,444 He talk like he hot shit, 1079 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,698 but he got all these side hustles. 1080 00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:49,575 Got a store here, 1081 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,369 a few words in a movie there, 1082 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:55,414 and they all... fine with it. 1083 00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:58,250 It's just... I don't know. 1084 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,043 You want more. 1085 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:02,588 Johnson: Of course. 1086 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,715 They out here treating us like we The Sylvers, 1087 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:07,134 when I'm trying to be the Jackson Five. 1088 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,177 (scoffs) Michael, at that. 1089 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,929 Johnson: (laughs) Damn straight. 1090 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,473 And I ain't talkin' no Tito or Jermaine. 1091 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,809 -(laughs) -Johnson: But, Cook, 1092 00:48:15,892 --> 00:48:19,646 you shoulda seen the way that they was up on Cosby last night. 1093 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,274 All these eyes and cameras. 1094 00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:24,109 He was gettin' all the love. 1095 00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:26,486 If you think that's love, Earvin. 1096 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,489 Tsk. There you go. 1097 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:30,866 Just sayin'. 1098 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,868 -Johnson: Well, what you expect? -(laughs) 1099 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:34,620 If it was up to me, 1100 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,664 I'd have the real thing right here with me. 1101 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,669 -I got a test in the morning. -Johnson: Come on, Cook. 1102 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,589 I got a orange tree right outside my door. 1103 00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:48,383 -Good night, Earvin. -Good night, Cook. 1104 00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:58,352 (smooth R&B playing) 1105 00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,811 (fire crackling) 1106 00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:03,440 Karen: Mm. I was thinking a vase or maybe an orchid. 1107 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:05,692 But that's the perfect touch. 1108 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,569 Mm-hmm. 1109 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:10,155 I'll get it out of here. 1110 00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:13,867 -No rush. -That's that for basketball. 1111 00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:16,745 (inhales) Now what? 1112 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:18,997 Well, 1113 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,541 I had some ideas. 1114 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,752 ♪ ♪ 1115 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,671 Mm-hmm? 1116 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,924 -Oh! -Oh... 1117 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,343 Such as... 1118 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:33,804 ♪ ♪ 1119 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:41,353 (exhales) 1120 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:47,317 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,985 Oh, come on. 1122 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,197 (moaning) 1123 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,407 Jerry: Here. 1124 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,492 (heavy breathing) 1125 00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:58,286 Hang on. You should go get your diaphragm on. 1126 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,123 Or not. 1127 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,753 We could make something new. 1128 00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:09,214 Together. 1129 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:12,092 ♪ ♪ 1130 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:18,223 (heavy breathing) 1131 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:20,892 (both moaning) 1132 00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,854 -Bill! Bill! -Sharman: Not now, Jerry. 1133 00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:26,565 -Not now! -Don't fucking "not now" me. I saw the progression, Bill. 1134 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:28,984 This guy McKinney is a fucking idiot savant. 1135 00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:30,694 I mean, first year he came in, 1136 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,529 he turned that team in Portland right around 1137 00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:33,905 -as an assistant. -Yep. 1138 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,700 I did. I spoke to Ramsay. It was his X's and O's. 1139 00:50:36,783 --> 00:50:38,827 I mean, he took a squad of spare parts and turned them into 1140 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,163 a fucking Rolex, made 'em tick right to the title. 1141 00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,331 They call it "retired" for a reason, Jerry. 1142 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:44,958 -Dr. Buss! -Huh? 1143 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:47,335 This coaching thing. 1144 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:48,712 I got your guy. 1145 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:51,173 Too late! Already got my own guy. 1146 00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:52,424 Deal's already done. 1147 00:50:52,507 --> 00:50:54,801 Tark's driving out to meet me at the Bay Club. Hey, hon? 1148 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,720 Come on with me, and I'll drop you off at your mother's 1149 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:58,180 when I get him on the dotted line. 1150 00:50:58,263 --> 00:50:59,473 Jerry. 1151 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,809 Thank you for your service. 1152 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,311 And, hey, what do you know? 1153 00:51:04,394 --> 00:51:06,521 I only have to change one name on the door. 1154 00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,940 (laughs) That's what you call a mitzvah! 1155 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,692 That means good luck in Jewish. 1156 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,360 Congratulations. 1157 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:14,988 You're done. 1158 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,993 Lois: Oh here, I found it. 2,500 square feet, 1159 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:22,245 three bedrooms, two and a half baths. 1160 00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:24,706 You gotta think big, Lois! 1161 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,875 Something in the hills. 1162 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,503 -You know, the stilts. -Lois: I'm not vacuuming a mansion. 1163 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,254 They got Mexicans for that! 1164 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,798 -Woman (on phone): Hello, Vic? -Hey ya, Rose. 1165 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:35,258 -Rose: Oh, hi, Tark. -Vic there? We're on the road. 1166 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:36,718 Rose: He didn't come home last night. 1167 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,179 You haven't heard from him? He hasn't called you? 1168 00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:42,224 Well, you know Vic. He probably slept at the office. 1169 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:44,518 Anyway, we'll see him there. Alright. Love you, Rose. 1170 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,020 Lois: Honey, this one looks really good. 1171 00:51:47,103 --> 00:51:49,815 -(engine roars) -Oh, honey! (laughs) 1172 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:53,610 ♪ It's a good life ♪ 1173 00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:55,737 ♪ To be free and explore... ♪ 1174 00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:58,031 Jerry: We're gonna win it all this year. 1175 00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,450 I can see it. Tark is the last piece. 1176 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,160 He's gonna be worth every penny. 1177 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,621 And it's a lot of pennies, let me tell you. 1178 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,916 Are you sure we can afford it? 1179 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,168 Afford what? 1180 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:13,713 Well, I-I overheard you and Grandma. 1181 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,757 -And Claire is worried... -(laughs) 1182 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,134 because there's not that much coming in so far. 1183 00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:20,554 ♪ ...goodbye ♪ 1184 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:23,557 You see that airplane up there? 1185 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,559 You know how an airplane flies? 1186 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,853 Like the actual physics of it? 1187 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:29,354 Well, let me tell you. 1188 00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:31,356 It falls. No shit. 1189 00:52:31,439 --> 00:52:32,816 It falls out of the sky, 1190 00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:35,110 just fast enough with enough velocity 1191 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,862 that it doesn't smash into the ground, 1192 00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,239 and then your wheels just touch, 1193 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,283 and you're right where you wanna be. 1194 00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:42,659 ♪ ♪ 1195 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:45,787 But, you can't tell the paying customers that 1196 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:49,374 because you can't sell tickets falling to New York. 1197 00:52:49,457 --> 00:52:51,751 ♪ And in case you wonder why ♪ 1198 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,169 Jerry: But, kiddo, 1199 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:55,005 you can't get anywhere in this world 1200 00:52:55,088 --> 00:52:57,257 if you are afraid to fall. 1201 00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,717 Okay? 1202 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,094 Alright. 1203 00:53:01,177 --> 00:53:03,680 So, quit worrying. I brought you with for good luck. 1204 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,765 -(phone ringing) -♪ The good life ♪ 1205 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:09,269 ♪ To be free and explore ♪ 1206 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,563 -(siren wailing) -(phone ringing) 1207 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,231 ♪ The unknown ♪ 1208 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:16,026 -♪ Like the heartaches ♪ -(phone ringing) 1209 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:17,485 ♪ When you learn... ♪ 1210 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:19,571 -Tarkanian: Hello? -Rose: (crying) Jerry? 1211 00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:22,449 -Tarkanian: Rose? -Rose: They... 1212 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,409 (sniffs) They found him. 1213 00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:25,869 They found Vic! 1214 00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:29,831 ♪ Please, remember, I still want you ♪ 1215 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:34,628 ♪ And in case you wonder why ♪ 1216 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,463 ♪ Well, just wake up ♪ 1217 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:42,636 ♪ Kiss that good life goodbye ♪ 1218 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,347 (vocalizing) 1219 00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:50,226 ('70s pop song playing) 1220 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:52,646 ♪ ♪ 1221 00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,488 ♪ Let me tell you a story ♪ 1222 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,990 ♪ About time trouble and me ♪ 1223 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,992 ♪ Time was something I wasted ♪ 1224 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,662 ♪ And trouble's all I could see ♪ 1225 00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:10,872 ♪ Standing there by the mountain ♪ 1226 00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:13,500 ♪ I knew what I had to be ♪ 1227 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,669 ♪ Be the king of a mountain ♪ 1228 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:18,296 ♪ And live a life to be free ♪ 1229 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,423 ♪ Eagles fly to the mountains ♪ 1230 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:23,009 ♪ Like rivers flow to the sea ♪ 1231 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,428 ♪ People make their own wind now ♪ 1232 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,764 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 1233 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,849 ♪ You're the king of the mountain ♪ 1234 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,352 ♪ You'd better understand this ♪ 1235 00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:34,562 ♪ You're the king of the mountain ♪ 1236 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:37,107 ♪ It's something that you can't miss ♪ 1237 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,275 ♪ Eagles fly to the mountain ♪ 1238 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,820 ♪ Like rivers flow to the sea ♪ 1239 00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:44,322 ♪ The people chose their own wind now ♪ 1240 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,449 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1241 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:49,828 ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪91391

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