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[theme song playing]
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- ? We're tiny ?
- ? We're toony ?
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? We're learning to be looney ?
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? And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ?
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? We got our admissions ?
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? Important for tuitions ?
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? Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ?
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? At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ?
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? The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ?
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? Since 1933 ?
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- ? We're classmates ?
- ? And roommates ?
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? We paid The
out-of-state bills ?
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? Let's grab the books and
go Class is about to start ?
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? They're furry
They're funny ?
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? We're Babs and Buster
Bunny Their comedy is funny ?
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? And their friendship's
Guaranteed ?
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? Hamton is worried And
Sweetie's a tough birdie ?
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? And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ?
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Frenemy!
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? So here's where
The greatest toons ?
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? All got their humble start ?
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? There's quite A
lot of history ?
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? For teaching looney arts ?
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? We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ?
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? Ring the bell Let's all
come in And join the fun ?
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[bell rings]
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? And now class has begun ?
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- [Hamton] It's okay, my child.
- [Sweetie] Oh...
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Continue.
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{\an8}And I never used
that toilet again.
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That's my terrible secret.
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I won't tell a soul.
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[both grunt]
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Now say cheese!
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- [camera shutter clicking]
- Don't forget to smize.
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[both exclaiming]
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[both giggling]
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How come everyone on campus is comfortable
telling you their deepest darkest secrets?
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Oh!
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Ever since I was a p-p-piglet,
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everyone's felt very comfortable
telling me confidential things.
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Have you ever let a secret slip?
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Nope! They go right in the
vault and don't come out.
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[monitor beeping]
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[zipper unzips]
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[automated voice]
Lock activated.
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I got an email from
the mentorship program!
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You're getting paired
up with an Acme star
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who's gonna teach you
how to toon, one-on-one!
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- Oh, no! I'm too nervous to read it.
- Hmm.
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"Congrats, Buster
Fillmore Bunny."
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[laughs] Fillmore? Now that's
a secret worth keeping.
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{\an8}"You'll find out who your
mentor is on the first day."
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- Ooh.
- It's gotta be Bugs!
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{\an8}Buster Bunny being monitored by
Bugs Bunny? It's a dream come true!
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I don't need a mentor. I'm
already a towering paragon
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of duckness and
tooning perfection.
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Congratulations, Buster.
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I can see the headline now.
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"Buster Bunny awarded
mentorship at Acme Loo."
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This is definitely going into
the Bunny family scrapbook.
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Buster's Acme history
begins on this page.
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Great, so all I need is a school
newspaper. Clip, clip, clip.
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Glue, glue, glue...
And boom, bunny!
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Hmm.
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[pondering]
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There it is!
Bada-bing, bada... Ah!
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[snarls]
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Excuse me? I'm in the
middle of making risotto.
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- Huh?
- But this box is for newspapers.
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Well, it's my condo now.
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And if you have a problem with
that, you can go talk to the HOA.
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[snarls]
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Oh, Taz! Where's the
school newspaper?
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[grumbling]
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The paper was shut down
'cause of budget problems?
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Mm-hmm. [grumbles]
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You lost your job writing
political cartoons?
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[Sweetie chuckles] I get it.
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[grumbles]
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This is a scrapbook emergency!
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- [Sweetie groans]
- The school needs a paper.
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How else can students
share their successes?
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And more importantly, paste those
successes into a book with cute stickers?
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We have to do something
about this, Sweetie!
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Sweetie?
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Bring back the paper
or we bring the chaos!
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Or we could go talk
to the budget office.
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Oh, start small. I like it!
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I'm about to learn everything about how
to be a Toon from Bugs Bunny himself!
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Heya there, kid. Excited
for your new mentorship?
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[gasps]
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More than anything!
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Great! Introducing
your new mentor...
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Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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Ha-cha!
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Who?
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You know, Merlin
the Magic Mouse!
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Ha-zah!
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[coughs]
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My pal Merlin and I came up
in the Catskills together.
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He's gonna teach you a
thing or six about tooning.
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Indeed, it is I,
Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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You've probably seen me
at the Hocus Hoboken,
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New Jersey's number one
magic and mystery club.
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Uh...
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No offense, but I
don't know who you are.
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Then there's lots to learn!
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Today, you get to have exclusive entry
into the forbidden world of magic!
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Atascadero escondido!
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A coin. Neat.
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Um, would you excuse
me for a minute?
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Whoa, dinner's on me, Merlin.
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Ha-ha!
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[Porky] How can I help
y-y... What can I do for you?
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I'd like to fill out the necessary
forms to restart the school paper.
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B-b-bad news, there's n-n-no
money to start it back up.
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What?
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We had a t-t-tough
decision to make.
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Keep our school paper
or buy g-g-grand pianos.
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I suppose the only way to
have a school newspaper
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is for the students
to p-p-pay for it.
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So I'd have to find the money?
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Precise-precise... Uh-huh.
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No, Babs! It's
your life savings!
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Well, without a paper, there's
no memories for the scrapbook.
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If the paper's a success,
I'll make my money back.
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Forgive me, Oinky!
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[piggy bank squeaks]
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[straining]
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We've done so much
in just a few hours.
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Hired reporters,
reopened the newsroom,
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kicked out the wild bears
living in the newsroom.
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Good luck figuring out
the printer without me.
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You can't even download
the drivers anymore.
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What are you working on, Fifi?
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I'm writing about how Dizzy used a
toothbrush for the first time in weeks.
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Shirley?
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I'm writing about how
Furball's about to enter
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a lunar cycle for
creative manifestation.
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And you, Plucky?
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Coach Leghorn uses
an alarm clock
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instead of waking
up with the sun
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like a rooster should.
What a huge juicy scandal!
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"Cock-a-Doodle Don't"?
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- [Sweetie laughs]
- We can't publish this.
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I started this paper to raise
toons up, not tear them down.
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To celebrate the lives
of the student body.
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To document important
moments in print.
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This headline doesn't belong
here, Plucky. It's too mean.
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And catchy! These stories
will rake in the readers.
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The whole school
will be talking!
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"I Tawt I Taw... Nothing"?
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Tweety Bird's blind
without contact lenses?
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We can't print any of these.
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Yeah? Well, maybe you
can print this one.
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"Babs Bunny Bungles
School Paper."
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Plucky, come on!
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You just lost your
most sizzling writer.
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I will take my writing talents
where they are appreciated...
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My own newspaper!
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Which I am starting right now!
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[laughing]
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- "Cock-a-Doodle Don't."
- [Babs grumbles]
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Totally rude.
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Oh, hey, Doc. How's
the mentorship going?
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Merlin seems... nice. But I
think we might be a bad fit.
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Is that so?
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I'm here at Acme Loo to learn
from the best! Like you, Bugs.
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Kid, look. I don't mentor.
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Between rabbit season and
ski season, I am booked.
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Maybe you should
give Merlin a chance.
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He's been your mentor
for what? Five minutes?
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[sighs] You're right. I
guess I was disappointed,
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but everyone has
lessons to teach.
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I'll apologize to Merlin.
Let me go find him.
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Why? He's already here.
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What? Merlin?
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How did you do that?
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Time to teach you
some real magic.
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[Plucky] Uh... Oh...
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So you gotta think of something.
Come on, come on, come on.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I started a rival
paper to ruin Babs'.
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Sounds not
surprising, and awful.
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Exactly. But I need lots of gossip,
and I only have three stories.
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Buddy, pal, friendo,
why not share a couple
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of those secrets of yours
with me for my paper?
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No way! I don't
listen and tell.
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[yawns] I'm
g-g-gonna take a nap.
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{\an8}I hope my quiet sleeping doesn't
interrupt your very loud typing.
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[muttering]
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Oh, I sure do love lollipops.
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{\an8}Oh, great. I'll never
get any work done
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{\an8}with all this sleep talking.
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Fifi the skunk is
French... Canadian.
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Fifi the skunk is
French... Canadian.
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Dizzy can only spin
counter-clockwise.
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[Hamton snoring]
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{\an8}[laughs mischievously]
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{\an8}Hamton's a sleep squealer.
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Marvin the Martian is
actually from Detroit.
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Dare I betray a sleeping
friend to sell my tabloids?
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[laughs maniacally]
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Part of tooning is mastering
the art of illusion.
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That can be as simple as
pulling a coin out of an ear
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or even more
surprising, you could...
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Hmm?
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Merlin? [sobbing] No!
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He's been cursed by some
sort of cardboard Medusa!
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Boopsie.
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How did you...
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Illusion, my boy! Here,
let me explain a bit more.
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G sharp.
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[soft music playing]
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? What are you seeing? Did
your head have A contusion? ?
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? No, your brain
It isn't fleeing ?
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? It's just an illusion ?
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? Is that a doorway
Or a painting? ?
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? What caused this confusion? ?
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? No need to start fainting
It's just an illusion ?
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? Illusions! Dear
sweet dandy delusions ?
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[both] ? Presto, chango
It's magic for two ?
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? I can't stop my effusion
For those magic infusions ?
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? It's a foregone conclusion ?
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? Illusions! ?
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This is the beginning of a beautiful
mentorship, Buster the Bamboozler.
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Buster the Bamboozler,
I like the sound of it.
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Our first edition of the
Looniversity Gazette!
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[both straining]
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Uh...
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Do you think we made the right
choice to be so... thorough?
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The students are gonna love reading about
all the cool things happening on campus.
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Boring, boring, boring. You crushed
my solar panels for a snooze-fest!
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Snooze-fest?
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Mm-hmm. Short for
snooze festival.
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Short for absolute
total failure.
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Oh, don't listen to him. Our customers
are the students, and they...
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couldn't care less.
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I don't understand.
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[sighs]
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{\an8}Maybe a 30-page story about Furball finally
learning how to put on a duvet cover
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{\an8}was too much.
244
00:12:39,263 --> 00:12:40,999
{\an8}[toons exclaiming]
245
00:12:41,098 --> 00:12:42,634
[all murmuring]
246
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,540
Meep-meep.
247
00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:52,977
The Toon Tattler.
Catchy title.
248
00:12:52,978 --> 00:12:55,812
If you like immediately
tantalizing and engaging things.
249
00:12:55,813 --> 00:12:56,863
I don't.
250
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,519
{\an8}[Babs] "Senior Editor Plucky"?
251
00:13:00,617 --> 00:13:03,622
"Fifi the false
Francophile from Canada?"
252
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,292
But Montreal is the Paris
of North America! [sobbing]
253
00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,593
[toons chattering]
254
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:11,430
[toon] What's this?
255
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:12,964
[groans]
256
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:16,231
{\an8}If you can't stand the stink,
then don't print the ink, baby.
257
00:13:16,232 --> 00:13:20,138
Wow, everyone's really into
Plucky's barrel-scraping gossip rag.
258
00:13:20,236 --> 00:13:23,808
I don't get it. We haven't even
sold one Looniversity Gazette.
259
00:13:23,908 --> 00:13:25,377
Don't students wanna see
260
00:13:25,378 --> 00:13:27,911
all their awesome
accomplishments in the newspaper?
261
00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:28,962
[sighs]
262
00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,515
I'll never earn my money back.
263
00:13:30,614 --> 00:13:33,318
Listen, Bun, a good
paper is lean and mean.
264
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,620
Like me on Fire Island in July.
265
00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:39,358
- What are you saying?
- Oh... This one doesn't understand sass.
266
00:13:39,455 --> 00:13:43,628
People wanna read about the big stuff, not
puff pieces on student flossing habits.
267
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:51,303
Wow! Looking good, Buster.
268
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:54,506
[giggles]
269
00:13:54,507 --> 00:13:58,341
Don't tell anyone this, but at first I
thought my mentorship was a total joke.
270
00:13:58,342 --> 00:14:00,379
But Merlin really
proved me wrong!
271
00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:03,282
Atascadero escondido!
272
00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:06,818
[sneezes]
273
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:10,054
{\an8}Hmm. I thought I heard Buster's
annoying voice. Ah, well.
274
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:14,493
{\an8}Congrats on the Toon Tattler.
Everyone's tattling about it.
275
00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:18,096
Yeah, of course they are. It's the
paper with the catchiest headlines
276
00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:20,159
and the handsomest editor.
277
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,834
When I read the paper, it was like I
had already heard the stories before.
278
00:14:23,835 --> 00:14:25,270
Isn't that strange?
279
00:14:25,271 --> 00:14:28,337
Yes, very strange. Now I must
get to work on tomorrow's paper
280
00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:29,708
[lullaby playing]
281
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:31,943
Mm.
282
00:14:32,676 --> 00:14:33,878
[hissing]
283
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,148
Mm...
284
00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:39,818
Is that lavender?
285
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,486
[yawns]
286
00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:49,394
[snoring]
287
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:51,930
Buster thought his
mentorship was a total joke.
288
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,566
Oh!
289
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:57,569
A tantalizing hit piece on
Buster? Don't mind if I do.
290
00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:02,441
Now everyone will know he's not the
sweet, simple rabbit he appears to be.
291
00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:04,409
So what do we do now?
292
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:07,643
I thought everyone was gonna love the
story about Lil' Beeper's new bangs.
293
00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:09,881
- It had so many ups and downs.
- [Babs grunts]
294
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:13,318
I hate do admit it, but
that salty racoon is right.
295
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:16,855
We need a big story that'll get
all the student's attention.
296
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:20,525
One that's not mean, but
informative and exciting!
297
00:15:20,624 --> 00:15:23,328
The only question is,
what is that story?
298
00:15:23,427 --> 00:15:25,797
The nerve of that duck!
299
00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,568
{\an8}"Buster's magic mentor a bust"?
300
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:33,738
{\an8}"Bunny finds Merlin the Mouse
is too cheesy." Is this true?
301
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:36,541
Okay, yeah, I wasn't
excited at first.
302
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,008
But Plucky left out the part
where I changed my mind.
303
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,145
And I'm leaning so
much from Merlin.
304
00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:43,348
Plus, I have like 87 coins now.
305
00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:47,486
{\an8}"Toilet Troubles: Sweetie Bird
mistakes bird bath for something else."
306
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:50,755
I told Hamton that in
confidence in the photobooth.
307
00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:52,491
[growling]
308
00:15:52,588 --> 00:15:57,396
Wait a minute, Buster. Who did you
confide in about your mentorship?
309
00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:59,798
Hamton, and only Hamton.
310
00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:02,567
He'd never spill a
secret and hurt a friend.
311
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,168
Hmm.
312
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,506
Then that means something
fishy's going on with the piggy.
313
00:16:07,605 --> 00:16:10,409
Let's start by investigating
at the boys' dorm.
314
00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:12,043
To the Stink Hut!
315
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,078
That's what you call our dorm?
316
00:16:14,177 --> 00:16:19,384
You don't notice the smell? It's like,
uh... old shoe stuffed with sea food.
317
00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:22,282
Ew. Okay, I will
deal with that later.
318
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,125
[feedback squealing]
319
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,829
[slurping]
320
00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:38,903
Ah.
321
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,373
[slurping]
322
00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:49,881
Plucky's the most
selfish toon we know.
323
00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:54,986
If he's doing something nice for Hamton,
there's gotta be something in it for him.
324
00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:56,154
[snoring]
325
00:16:56,253 --> 00:16:58,757
Bugs Bunny prefers parsnips.
326
00:16:58,857 --> 00:17:00,392
Oh-ho-ho!
327
00:17:00,489 --> 00:17:04,363
Keep the secrets coming, you sweet
sleeping secret-spilling swine!
328
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,162
[both] Hamton tells
secrets in his sleep
329
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:09,453
and Plucky's using them
to write the stories
330
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:11,135
- in his paper?
- Brain sync!
331
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,045
[Buster] Plucky's
in trouble now!
332
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:15,274
Oops, sorry.
333
00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:17,842
Oops, sorry. Still learning.
334
00:17:17,942 --> 00:17:19,644
[all groaning]
335
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:20,912
A-ha-ha!
336
00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:22,281
[both exclaim]
337
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:27,619
It's time to introduce Plucky
to Buster the Bamboozler!
338
00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:33,392
[laughing] That's good!
339
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,627
- [knock at door]
- Huh?
340
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,798
[laughs nervously]
341
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:43,065
What brings you two distinguished authority
figures to my dorm... unannounced?
342
00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:46,004
Accolades for bringing
news to Acme again?
343
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:50,842
We are here to
expel Hamton J. Pig!
344
00:17:50,941 --> 00:17:52,877
What? Why?
345
00:17:52,977 --> 00:17:54,813
[Plucky sputters]
346
00:17:54,912 --> 00:17:58,417
For selling students' secrets,
you snitching varmint.
347
00:17:58,516 --> 00:17:59,818
Oh...
348
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,921
This must be some kind
of misunderstanding.
349
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,925
Nope. Al them stories in that
paper of yours are secrets
350
00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,794
that were told to
Hamton in condiments.
351
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,129
Confidence.
352
00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:14,599
Such poor character won't
be tolerated at Acme Loo.
353
00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:17,502
Sam, escort Hamton off campus.
354
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:23,308
{\an8}[sobbing] B-b-but I would never
tell someone's secrets. Honest.
355
00:18:23,407 --> 00:18:25,444
Prove it.
356
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,146
I can't!
357
00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:30,349
Then pack it up, pig.
358
00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:31,950
[sputters]
359
00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:42,494
Wait!
360
00:18:42,592 --> 00:18:44,729
Hamton didn't sell
anyone's secrets.
361
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:50,602
Then how exactly did his
secrets end up in your paper?
362
00:18:50,603 --> 00:18:52,834
Hamton accidently tells
secrets in his sleep.
363
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:56,436
And I put those secrets in the Toon
Tattler for my own personal gain.
364
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,177
And I enjoyed it!
365
00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,045
[Granny] A-ha!
366
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:02,412
[Plucky on tape] And I put those
secrets in the Toon Tattler
367
00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:04,082
for my own personal gain.
368
00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:05,484
Got him!
369
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,151
Hamton, let me explain.
370
00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:09,120
Oh, I'm not Hamton.
371
00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:12,023
Buster?
372
00:19:12,122 --> 00:19:15,594
That's Buster the
Bamboozler to you, buddy!
373
00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:18,196
Atascadero escondido!
374
00:19:18,296 --> 00:19:19,398
A-ha!
375
00:19:19,496 --> 00:19:21,433
Ooh, I like this look.
376
00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:27,138
[scoffs] What in Pluto's
planetary persuasion is going on?
377
00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:30,775
We figured out you were
stealing Hamton's secrets.
378
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,472
And now we have proof.
379
00:19:32,575 --> 00:19:36,948
The real Hamton's been hiding
in the closet this whole time.
380
00:19:37,047 --> 00:19:39,751
I found some old
shrimp in a shoe.
381
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:43,121
How could you, Plucky?
382
00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:46,691
My desire to be the best
got the better of me.
383
00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:51,162
But I'm already bored with this
apology. The more important question is,
384
00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:53,095
Buster, when did you
learn how to do that?
385
00:19:53,096 --> 00:19:56,268
Let's just say a little
mouse mentor taught me.
386
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,869
My job here is done.
387
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:02,541
Until next time,
Buster the Bamboozler.
388
00:20:02,639 --> 00:20:04,008
Calabasas, Pasadena!
389
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:08,128
[coughs]
390
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:11,316
[chuckles nervously]
391
00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:14,619
Friends, uh... We don't have to
tell anyone about this, do we?
392
00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:18,189
{\an8}We all know how seriously you
take people's secrets, Plucky.
393
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:22,594
You wanted to be the talk of
the town, and now you will be.
394
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:23,795
Say cheese!
395
00:20:23,894 --> 00:20:26,465
[camera shutter clicks]
396
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:31,736
Keep writing stories like this, sis,
and I smell a Peacockbody Award.
397
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:34,373
The paper is a success.
398
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:38,310
We can share all the amazing
news of the students of Acme.
399
00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,580
And I can keep the Bunny
family scrapbook going.
400
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,618
Plus, you've made
all your money back!
401
00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:48,152
[gasps] Oinky!
402
00:20:50,854 --> 00:20:52,857
[toons jeering]
403
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,829
Turns out some
press is bad press.
404
00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,695
Yeah, but if there's one thing I've learned
about running a newspaper for three days,
405
00:21:00,696 --> 00:21:04,135
it's that you've gotta have quality
content and grab the reader.
406
00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:06,805
[toons booing]
407
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:10,309
Hey, Plucky.
408
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:11,676
[exclaims]
409
00:21:11,775 --> 00:21:14,145
What is it? Jealous of
all my free tomatoes?
410
00:21:14,146 --> 00:21:17,179
We could use a little help in
the headline writing department.
411
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,579
Not to mention layout.
And photography.
412
00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:21,085
I wasn't... [clears throat]
413
00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:24,556
Come back and work for
the Looniversity Gazette.
414
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:26,057
As the editor?
415
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,427
No, as a writer.
416
00:21:28,525 --> 00:21:30,929
It would be your pleasure.
417
00:21:31,027 --> 00:21:32,957
[sighs] I'm already
regretting this.
418
00:21:32,964 --> 00:21:34,366
[Plucky grunts, groans]
419
00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:41,640
T-t-that's all, folks!
420
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,806
A-ha!
421
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:46,245
Atascadero escondido!
422
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:51,307
[theme music playing]
423
00:21:51,357 --> 00:21:55,907
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