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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,397 --> 00:00:03,897 (movie reel intro screen) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,493 --> 00:00:11,410 (R&B music begins) 5 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:23,447 - Everything will be just fine. 6 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,614 - Thanks babe. 7 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,694 - You welcome. 8 00:02:27,694 --> 00:02:28,560 But we do need to get ready 9 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,950 for your mother's 50th birthday party. 10 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,153 Our plane leaves soon. 11 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:35,023 - About that... 12 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:37,663 you sure you ready to meet my family? 13 00:02:37,663 --> 00:02:42,663 - Yeah, I mean, how bad could it be? 14 00:02:43,468 --> 00:02:45,245 - All right (hesitantly). 15 00:02:45,245 --> 00:02:48,078 (R&B music plays) 16 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:07,863 - Baby! Yo man is hungry! 17 00:03:07,863 --> 00:03:09,910 I'ma go over there to Joe's Rib Shack 18 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:12,011 and spend yo birthday with them. 19 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:14,059 - Just go on down to the Rib Shack. 20 00:03:14,059 --> 00:03:16,560 And you goin' miss out on greens, yams, 21 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,940 and my famous macaroni and cheese 22 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:22,150 and trust me, it will be worth the wait. 23 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:25,690 - I'm sure it will be, but let me ask you... 24 00:03:25,690 --> 00:03:28,442 is that cornmeal on yo fingers? 25 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,685 (both laughing) 26 00:03:29,685 --> 00:03:31,392 No, just let me get the cornmeal off your fingers. 27 00:03:31,392 --> 00:03:34,016 - Cut it out, you play too much, stop, oohhh ooohh. 28 00:03:34,016 --> 00:03:35,164 - Let me lick the cornmeal off ya fingers. 29 00:03:35,164 --> 00:03:39,509 - [Flo] You play too much (indistinct)! 30 00:03:39,509 --> 00:03:42,176 (phone ringing) 31 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,920 Hello. 32 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,692 Oh, hi baby! How you doing? 33 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:49,309 Oh, you're almost here? 34 00:03:49,309 --> 00:03:52,786 Good! Okay, so what time does your plane land? 35 00:03:52,786 --> 00:03:53,619 - Who dat!? 36 00:03:53,619 --> 00:03:55,050 - Shhhhh! 37 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,880 Of course the invitation still stands, 38 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,600 honey we'd be happy to have you over for dinner Lisa. 39 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,830 - Invitation? There's no invitation. 40 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:02,663 - Yes. 41 00:04:02,663 --> 00:04:04,040 Six o'clock... 42 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,293 I'll see you then. All right. Merry Christmas, baby. 43 00:04:08,993 --> 00:04:09,826 - Um. Um hmm... 44 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:12,620 - What? 45 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,190 - Flo, you know better. 46 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:16,449 Stop playin' matchmaker. 47 00:04:16,449 --> 00:04:17,440 - I'm not! 48 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,430 - Um hm. 49 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,630 - Well, maybe just a little. 50 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:23,463 (R&B music plays) 51 00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:46,246 - Mom Johnson. 52 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:55,718 Jonas Johnson. 53 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:01,940 - That boy can make his own decisions about love. 54 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:05,080 You know, I did and look what it got me. 55 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,777 Fine fox like you and I didn't need no help (chuckles). 56 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:12,832 Yeah, smooth as silk, I was, 'member? 57 00:05:12,832 --> 00:05:13,665 - Um hm. 58 00:05:13,665 --> 00:05:15,083 - Pretty Ricky's what they call me. 59 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:18,495 (both laughing) 60 00:05:18,495 --> 00:05:19,900 - Thank you, sweetie, 61 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,307 but Jonas is my baby 62 00:05:21,307 --> 00:05:24,580 and I know what's best for him even when he doesn't. 63 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:29,523 Besides it's my birthday and I can do what I wanna do! 64 00:05:29,523 --> 00:05:30,550 (both chuckling) 65 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,763 - You sure can, baby. 66 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:34,430 (both laughing) 67 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,233 - Hey. - Hey. 68 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:43,923 - Hello. 69 00:05:43,923 --> 00:05:45,700 - [Hair Client] (indistinct) I can't believe you 70 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,773 finally goin' bring yo (indistinct), hold on. 71 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,880 So, you just goin' open the garage, 72 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,998 so Pookie and 'nem can see me gettin' a weave? 73 00:05:54,998 --> 00:05:56,577 - Girl, it's hot in here. - I can't with the garage! 74 00:05:56,577 --> 00:05:57,662 - It's hot in here! 75 00:05:57,662 --> 00:05:59,300 If you don't like it, you can go to another salon. 76 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,330 - Now, you know I ain't goin find nobody else to do my hair 77 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:02,950 for $15 a track. 78 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,650 - Right, you get what you pay for. 79 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,530 - Hey girl, I'm back, more hood chronicles. 80 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,010 So, I was shocked to see that you're going 81 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:12,260 to the little party! 82 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:14,875 - I was shocked when I received an invite. 83 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,820 - (chuckles) Why? You know the Johnson's 84 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,620 have always treated you like family. 85 00:06:19,549 --> 00:06:20,700 - I mean, we're pretty close 86 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:22,893 and Mrs. Johnson only turns 50 once. 87 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,160 - Yeah, you know Jonas is goin' be there. 88 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,610 - Have you forgotten? It's football season, 89 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:30,330 so he won't be there. 90 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,120 - Apparently, you don't watch the news. 91 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,670 Jonas was injured and he hasn't played in months. 92 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:36,920 Rumor is he will never play again, 93 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,230 girl you know them football players get cut left and right. 94 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:43,773 - Wow, I have to admit I'm not much of a sports fan, 95 00:06:44,669 --> 00:06:46,600 but I'm sure he'll be here with his teammates 96 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,220 and besides his mom knows better 97 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,930 than to put us in the same room together. 98 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:52,500 - Why the hell would she have a birthday party 99 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,173 and not invite her son? 100 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:56,989 - I don't know! Less drama maybe. 101 00:06:56,989 --> 00:06:58,080 - (laughing) Yeah. - You know it's been a long 102 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,333 time since the family's come together. 103 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,940 - That girl's not family, Flo. 104 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,350 She's an X-Factor, that's what she is. 105 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:09,570 - She's a long time family friend and that's close enough. 106 00:07:09,570 --> 00:07:13,080 - You heard me, let the chocolate love connection 107 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,103 take care of that. 108 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:18,933 - Look, I just think they let some things get in the way. 109 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,170 They still didn't help gettin' back together. 110 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,930 - I hear he's quite the celebrity athlete, 111 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:29,450 my mom said he, shuts the whole city down when he visits. 112 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,360 - [Hair Client] Yeah and every time I see him 113 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,110 he has a different girl on his arm. 114 00:07:34,411 --> 00:07:37,273 - Um, he has changed. 115 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,610 - That he has, but he's just going through 116 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:40,443 all those counterfeits, 117 00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:42,540 so that he can find his way back to you. 118 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,010 - It'll be just fine. 119 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,141 You know how I know? 120 00:07:45,141 --> 00:07:46,040 - How do you know? 121 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,096 - Because whatever God's will is 122 00:07:48,096 --> 00:07:49,077 - Um. - be! 123 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,460 - Um! - And if it's not meant 124 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:52,690 to be, no worries. 125 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:56,179 - Hmm, now, did you say God's will? 126 00:07:56,179 --> 00:07:57,020 - Um hm. 127 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,600 - Well, if that be the case, 128 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,750 why are you dippin' Flo? 129 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,750 God don't need yo help! 130 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,923 You wrong, Flo. 131 00:08:03,923 --> 00:08:07,000 - Oh baby, I just like seein' people happy 132 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,851 like you and I, that's all. 133 00:08:08,851 --> 00:08:11,006 (both show each other affection) 134 00:08:11,006 --> 00:08:15,210 - Um hmm, well, if they have a chance 135 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:17,577 for a fraction of what you and I have, 136 00:08:17,577 --> 00:08:19,977 then I guess it's nothing wrong with that. 137 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:22,790 (both laughing) 138 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:25,853 You think maybe later we can do that thing 139 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,500 that we said we'd do once a year? 140 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,123 You know, 'round... 141 00:08:29,123 --> 00:08:30,223 - On your birthday! 142 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:34,023 Today is my birthday, Johnny. 143 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:35,923 - Oh yeah. 144 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:42,799 (R&B music plays) 145 00:08:45,572 --> 00:08:47,300 - It's me again, James Brown, work for the people 146 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:50,500 and I feel good! 147 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,333 - Come on in. 148 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:55,430 - Thank you Mr. Johnson, how are you today, sir? 149 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,940 - I was doing good, I was. 150 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,773 Come on in. 151 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,590 - I doubt that, I mean, 152 00:09:02,590 --> 00:09:04,890 he finally has what he's always wanted 153 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:06,910 and that's fame and fortune. 154 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:09,500 Something, I never really too much cared for. 155 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,630 Well, except for the fortune part (laughs)! 156 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:13,550 - Girl, you better do like everybody else 157 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:16,200 and open you up a little boutique. 158 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,907 Have him pay for it, he good for it. 159 00:09:17,907 --> 00:09:20,180 You better get him before he spend the rest of that money 160 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,140 on them white girls. 161 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:23,433 Stop! Being rough, girl let me call you back, 162 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,440 I'll see you in a minute. 163 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,987 Why you gotta be so rough!? 164 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:32,827 - (chuckles) Crazy, old Danny (chuckles). 165 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,640 - And y'all ain't got nothin' else to do? 166 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,600 You ain't got nobody to kill? 167 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,720 Nobody to rough up? 168 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,300 You just goin' stare at me? 169 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,700 Oh, y'all just still goin' look? 170 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,250 Y'all aint never seen nobody get weave? 171 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,880 I know I've been sayin' this my hair for years, 172 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,243 but it is, but it ain't. 173 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,880 - It's a lot to look at, 174 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,681 like all head. - What you talkin' about? 175 00:09:53,681 --> 00:09:56,050 - And tell your little girlfriend that this is my real hair, 176 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:58,010 'cause I know she be asking. 177 00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,163 Stop, bein' so rough! 178 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,560 That's why you get fired from every salon. 179 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,880 I'm the last customer you got! 180 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,220 - You can get out my garage if you don't like it. 181 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:08,120 - And then how you goin pay your rent? 182 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,300 - I like the hood. 183 00:10:12,357 --> 00:10:15,963 You know those white people don't need me in the suburbs. 184 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:21,833 - Sir, I understand it can be hard to let go and move on, 185 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,063 but it'll be better, don't you think? 186 00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:29,170 - Listen, James, - James (indistinct). 187 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,889 - that's the problem with some people, 188 00:10:31,889 --> 00:10:33,690 they get a little money and they forget 189 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:35,690 about the community that they came from. 190 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:39,373 I'm not selling! 191 00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:49,494 (R&B music begins) 192 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,221 - Whoo! 193 00:11:16,221 --> 00:11:17,212 - Oh man! 194 00:11:17,212 --> 00:11:19,053 Um! Tastes like victory. 195 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,610 So, you thought more about what I said? 196 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,966 About being down with the set? 197 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,630 - I don't know man, it just seems kind of... 198 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,290 - Yo! Forget about tryin' to get that 199 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,510 basketball scholarship! 200 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:34,343 What! Why are you wasting your time 201 00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:35,883 on an empty dream anyways? 202 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,000 You never goin' be like your brother. 203 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,290 So stop livin' in the shadows. 204 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,180 - Why are you bringing up Jonas? 205 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,090 For real, you know I hate that man. 206 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:47,890 I get it, I'm not like him, I don't need you reminding me. 207 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:48,763 Just drop it man. 208 00:11:49,722 --> 00:11:51,139 - All right, man. 209 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:57,625 - Ugh man... 210 00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:01,460 It's Jonas, man. 211 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,433 Hold on. - Aight man. 212 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,540 - Yo, what's up? 213 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:13,160 - Big dog! Hey little bro. Just called to check on you, 214 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:13,993 how you doin'? 215 00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:16,190 - I'm busy man, what do you want? 216 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,440 - Oh you busy (chuckles)? 217 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,220 Just lettin' you know comin' in town. 218 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,570 - I mean, cause we never see you, 219 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:26,401 but your name is the most talked about in the house. 220 00:12:26,401 --> 00:12:28,090 - Aye, well I miss y'all too man. 221 00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:29,900 Now in fact look, keep it under wraps 222 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,260 I'm comin' in town soon. 223 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:34,123 Wanna spend some quality time wit' you and the family. 224 00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:35,320 Aight? 225 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,523 - Yeah, aight superstar, bye! 226 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:41,563 - Hello? 227 00:12:50,843 --> 00:12:52,260 - Thank you, man. 228 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:55,357 That's my little brother. 229 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,795 - I'm down. 230 00:13:00,795 --> 00:13:02,245 - That's what I like to hear. 231 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:11,184 - ♪ Go tell it on the mountain, ♪ 232 00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:15,577 ♪ over the hills and everywhere! ♪ 233 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:19,044 ♪ Go tell it on the mountain, ♪ 234 00:13:19,044 --> 00:13:21,520 ♪ that Jesus Christ... ♪ 235 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,270 oh baby, that goes right over here. 236 00:13:25,177 --> 00:13:27,344 (humming) 237 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,423 (dramatic music begins) 238 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,910 - Felt the house kinda rockin' when you came in. 239 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:46,760 - Hmm! 240 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,630 - Happy birthday mama. 241 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:49,773 - Thank you baby! 242 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,983 - So, how do you feel? 243 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:59,210 - Baby, I'm good. I am so happy Jonas made it home 244 00:13:59,524 --> 00:14:00,680 for my birthday! 245 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,530 Can't believe it. Made all his favorite stuff. 246 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,180 Oohh! It's gonna be a party. 247 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,686 Oh just, God is just so good! 248 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,756 I couldn't ask for more! 249 00:14:10,756 --> 00:14:11,619 Ooohhh and if it got any better 250 00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:13,160 I'd be jealous of myself. - Mom, I'ma go shower, 251 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:13,993 all right? 252 00:14:13,993 --> 00:14:14,830 - Okay baby. - I'll talk to you later, 253 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,633 all right? - Um hm, okay. 254 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,800 (humming) 255 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,520 - Like your taxes and that ring around your car, 256 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,640 I'ma always be around. 257 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:30,230 - Listen, I'm big daddy 'round here. 258 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:34,653 I pay all the bills up and around here. 259 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:39,110 You're here, 'cause I let you be. 260 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,764 - Oh! So you're big man in charge. 261 00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:42,840 - You lookin' at him. 262 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,057 - Oh, well if you're the big man in charge, 263 00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,510 why don't you stop poppin them little blue pills 264 00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,430 to get yourself goin'? 265 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,920 - Flo! You told her about that!? 266 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,530 - She told me. We are girls! We don't keep secrets. 267 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,470 She told me something else too. 268 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,409 She said without them little blue pills, 269 00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,724 you ain't nothin' but the two minute man. 270 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:03,707 Two minutes. 271 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:05,614 - What! You told her about that? 272 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:06,447 - [Barbara] (laughing) 273 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:11,447 - Well sometimes, sometimes all Johnny need is two minutes. 274 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,209 - [Johnny] That's right! That's right! 275 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,900 - I see, (indistinct) two minutes man, the two minutes man, 276 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,737 two minutes, two and two. 277 00:15:17,737 --> 00:15:20,710 - Is anything sacred in this house? 278 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,673 - Barb! Hush it up, now! 279 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,067 - In two minutes (laughing)! 280 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,790 Two and two, two and two, you got that old medicated love. 281 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:37,590 Two and two, two, two, two, two, two, two (laughing). 282 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,391 Two and two, two and two, two, two, 283 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,474 two, two and two and two! 284 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:48,094 - That heffer has got to get out of this house. 285 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:51,344 (Hip hop music begins) 286 00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:19,886 - They need to trade that boy. 287 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,030 He ain't good for nothing! 288 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,203 Hey, wait a minute. 289 00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,343 Baby, this that fool keep talkin' to me 290 00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:34,620 about selling my house. 291 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,750 Jonas keep sendin him over here. 292 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:40,419 Talkin about, "We need to move out of the hood." 293 00:16:40,419 --> 00:16:45,419 This house is bought and paid for (chuckles). 294 00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:46,353 - Sis, you remember that song 295 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,517 that we used to sing when we was kids? 296 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,397 - You mean the one that (laughing) 297 00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:51,097 we got in so much (indistinct) in? 298 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,363 I think I do, let me see if this one (indistinct). 299 00:16:55,363 --> 00:17:00,363 ♪ Well, don't you know that everything that is good ♪ 300 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,445 ♪ ain't always good. ♪ 301 00:17:03,445 --> 00:17:05,546 - ♪ Ain't always good. ♪ 302 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,282 - ♪ Well, well, well ♪ 303 00:17:07,282 --> 00:17:12,189 - ♪ Everything that looks good, ain't always good. ♪ 304 00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:14,015 - ♪ Ain't always good. ♪ 305 00:17:14,015 --> 00:17:14,848 - ♪ Oh ♪ 306 00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:15,772 - ♪ (high note)! ♪ 307 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:19,497 ♪ Her hair could be hangin' down her back ♪ 308 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:23,529 - ♪ And her bosom may be (indistinct). ♪ 309 00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:27,383 - ♪ Well, everything that looks good ♪ 310 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:32,133 ain't always good. - ♪ Ain't always good. ♪ 311 00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,276 (both laughing) 312 00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:39,440 Girl, I got in so much trouble followin' after you. 313 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,572 - Yes, I could remember 314 00:17:40,572 --> 00:17:42,459 when mama used to whoop my tail (laughing)! 315 00:17:42,459 --> 00:17:44,970 - Girl, I stayed in some mess (indistinct). 316 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,659 - I tried to be like you. 317 00:17:46,659 --> 00:17:49,576 (sisters chatting) 318 00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:55,355 (phone dialing) 319 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,880 - Hello Charlie? Merry Christmas! 320 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,320 This is Johnny. Yeah, yeah jolly, yeah, yeah, 321 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,840 she's fine, she's fine. 322 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,410 Listen, I know you're still heartbroken 323 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:13,955 over the recent loss of your dearly beloved wife, 324 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,950 but Charlie I think it might be time for you 325 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,390 to get back on that horse... 326 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,090 or should I say that cow? 327 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,540 Now look here, I got somebody I want you to meet. 328 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:29,150 Well, she's a little hard on the eyes, Charlie. 329 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:29,983 Booty!? 330 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,420 She got two booties, Charlie. 331 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:45,155 She got a booty in the back, booty in the front. 332 00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:46,819 (chuckles) Just like you like 'em. 333 00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:48,739 Yes, sir (chuckles)! 334 00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:50,800 Look here, why don't you come over to my house tonight? 335 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,420 Around 6:00 p.m. 336 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,910 Yeah. 337 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:56,063 Yeah! I still live in a hood, yeah. 338 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,860 All right, I'll see you then. 339 00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:10,112 Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes Lord, yes Lord! Jesus! 340 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,894 Stayin here over my dead body (chuckles). 341 00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,123 - Oh, so that's something, that's funny, 342 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:21,220 because that's the same thing that my second dead husband 343 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,343 used to say and now he's dead! 344 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,010 - You here this? That's practically an admission! 345 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,290 Listen you two. - Come on now, you know 346 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,123 (indistinct). 347 00:19:29,123 --> 00:19:31,330 - (laughing) 348 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,970 - We are family, ain't nobody goin' nowhere. 349 00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,417 Families stick together no matter what 350 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:41,350 and can we please just have one day outta the year, 351 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,042 where you two don't fight!? 352 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,633 - No! - Demon breath. 353 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,350 - I ain't no kin to that! - I can't stand him, uh uh. 354 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,850 - You tell me she's some kin, she's got to get outta here! 355 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,181 I'm tellin' you now, she's got to get. 356 00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:53,186 You goin' get out of here! I'm not playin' wit you, 357 00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:54,253 I'm not kiddin'! 358 00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:56,301 I'm not shuckin' and jivin'! 359 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:57,408 - Listen, this is my sister's house 360 00:19:57,408 --> 00:20:01,040 and I'm tellin' you now, I ain't goin' nowhere. 361 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,138 (someone knocks at the door) 362 00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:05,514 - I'm not goin' nowhere. - I tell you what, I tell you 363 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:06,347 what. 364 00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:07,180 - What? What? What? - I tell you what, you gone 365 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,293 - What? What? What? - You gone... 366 00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,346 - Heyyyy! - Heyyyy, baby! 367 00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:12,610 We didn't hear you come in. 368 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,720 - Happy Birthday 369 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,553 and Merry Christmas - Thank you! 370 00:20:14,553 --> 00:20:16,304 - To you young lady. 371 00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:17,150 - You gone... - Youuuu gone. 372 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,090 - listen to what I'm tell you - You, you, yoouuu gone... 373 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,627 - Now, you know these two drivin' me crazy! 374 00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:22,460 - (chuckles) I know, all the time. 375 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,990 - Hey son! - Hey pops! 376 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,650 - Barbara, you heard me. I want you out! Out! 377 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,208 I want you out! 378 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,125 (pop music begins) 379 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,400 - Hmmm, hold on, hold on, 380 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,853 I smell that cream cheese pound cake ma. 381 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,730 - Honey, you know I made it just for you. 382 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:47,500 - Well, thank you ma. 383 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,810 Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? 384 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,875 This is my lady Jasmine. 385 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,208 (suspense music begins) 386 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,540 - Hi Jasmine. 387 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,373 - Howdy do? 388 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,573 - Hello everyone! Thank you for inviting me into your home. 389 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,033 - Invited? 390 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,310 You're welcome. 391 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,740 (some members chuckles) 392 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:11,573 - Hey pops, you over there standin' there, 393 00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:13,807 come on give me a hug old man (chuckles). 394 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,020 - All right, all right, come on now, 395 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,280 you know what I said about them long hugs. 396 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,113 - I know. - What did I tell ya? 397 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:20,946 What I say? 398 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,779 - You said three second rule, pop. 399 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,446 - That's right, you're in and you're out! 400 00:21:23,446 --> 00:21:24,917 - Okay, all right. 401 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,767 Ah, don't you turn your lip up at me. 402 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,950 There's my favorite auntie. Pretty as you wanna be, 403 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:30,860 every time I see you, look at you. 404 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:34,500 - Which is never! Ah, come on, I gotta get the love I can 405 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,180 when I see ya, huh? - (chuckling). 406 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,780 - Looka here and what is this? The new flavor? 407 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,649 - Aunt B, please, not right now. 408 00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:42,930 - No, no, no, no, no, she's right this time. 409 00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,730 You know, every time we see you, 410 00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:47,900 you on the cover of some magazine wit a different girl? 411 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,550 - Well pop, those are friends, now Jasmine here, 412 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,382 this is my fiance pops. 413 00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:53,215 - Fiance? 414 00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:54,078 - Yeah ma. 415 00:21:54,078 --> 00:21:56,578 - That boy done lost his mind. 416 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,780 - Well, Jonas has told me so much about all of you. 417 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:09,823 - Well, we haven't seent or heard about you before today! 418 00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,362 - Pop. 419 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,100 - Well, it's so quiet up in here, 420 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,250 you could hear a rat lickin' on ice. 421 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,400 - (chuckling) Peein' on cotton too. 422 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,360 - Hmm, listen, make yourself at home. 423 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,920 It's a good thing, it's not your aunt's Meatloaf Day, 424 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,400 'cause it tastes like dog food. 425 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,800 There, I said it (chuckles). 426 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,310 - I see you found my secret ingredient. 427 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,770 - Barbara! - I don't feel so bad 428 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,383 now about peein' in ya tea. 429 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,800 - Oh, you'll pee on yourself before you ever get to my tea. 430 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,710 - You know what? If you ain't - What? 431 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:44,387 - shovin' food in your mouth... 432 00:22:44,387 --> 00:22:49,220 (people begin chatting in the background) 433 00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:53,109 (R&B music begins) 434 00:23:03,558 --> 00:23:06,975 (car playing loud music) 435 00:23:15,184 --> 00:23:16,017 - Really? 436 00:23:16,943 --> 00:23:17,776 Wow! 437 00:23:22,211 --> 00:23:23,128 - Hey girl! 438 00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:42,971 - Really? 439 00:23:42,971 --> 00:23:45,304 - (screams) 440 00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:51,024 Hey girl, what's up!? 441 00:23:51,024 --> 00:23:53,499 (muffled) Look at you! 442 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,300 Oh my God! Boop, boop! (screams) 443 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,210 - Stop it! - I see them airbags done 444 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,710 activated, you look all cute and stuff! 445 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:00,878 - You know? 446 00:24:00,878 --> 00:24:02,041 - (laughing). 447 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,778 When did you get those? You went to a doctor? 448 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,838 - You know what? It's good to see you too! 449 00:24:05,838 --> 00:24:07,470 That's what I love about you. - Oh okay, I'm just sayin', I 450 00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:08,680 just remember you back in the day, 451 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,270 when you ain't had no ass or hip. 452 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:11,900 - Um hm. - Look like you don't filled 453 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,187 out all right. - Well, you know a little 454 00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:14,329 something. - You look great! 455 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,973 (screams) See, I knew you had a little hood in you. 456 00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:17,940 - A little somethin', somethin', 457 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,200 but it's good to see you and I'm glad you have not changed. 458 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,440 - Girl, change for what? I'm fabulous. 459 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,090 Let me help you wit your luggage. 460 00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:27,692 Can you walk with all that ass? 461 00:24:27,692 --> 00:24:30,818 (chuckles). 462 00:24:30,818 --> 00:24:32,130 Girl, I'm so excited. 463 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,720 Oh, girl this just my boyfriend's Boogie car. 464 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,853 He must owe Boogie some money. 465 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,197 Don't be scared. 466 00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:42,030 You know Boogie ain't gone - You know what? 467 00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:42,970 - do nothin' to him. 468 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:46,072 - It's cool. I can call an Uber, it's okay. 469 00:24:46,072 --> 00:24:49,219 - No! Girl please! Go ahead and get yo ass in the car! 470 00:24:49,219 --> 00:24:50,635 I'ma take care of this! 471 00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:53,241 Go on 'head, thickness! 472 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,491 Get yo ass out! 473 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,870 Get up! Stand up like a man! 474 00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,770 Stand up! You owe Boogie some money? 475 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,940 - Um um, (indistinct). - Don't you lie to me! 476 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,660 Do you owe Boogie some money? 477 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:06,050 I better not find out you owe him anything! 478 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:08,000 You know what? Today is your lucky day! 479 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:12,437 Stop cryin', I'ma let you go, okay? 480 00:25:12,437 --> 00:25:14,570 And you better not tell Boogie I did this, 481 00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:16,760 because if you did, I'ma tell him... 482 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,570 that I didn't and I'm goin' come after you to myself, okay? 483 00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:22,320 So, go 'head, Merry Christmas fool. 484 00:25:23,715 --> 00:25:26,060 Hold up! Get yo ass back over here! 485 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,410 Put the luggage in the car! 486 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,723 (slams luggage in the car) - Gently! Gently! 487 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:38,070 Hey girl! I know that startled you little bit, 488 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,350 but it ain't nothing. 489 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:42,267 (R&B music begins) 490 00:25:51,212 --> 00:25:52,045 - Here son. 491 00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:52,878 - Thank you, ma. 492 00:25:52,878 --> 00:25:53,940 - Jasmine, can I get you anything else? 493 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,920 - No thanks though, where's your restroom? 494 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,093 - Right down the hall. 495 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:00,713 Don't use the good towels. 496 00:26:00,713 --> 00:26:01,613 - Barbara, please. 497 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,262 - Why can't she use the good towels? 498 00:26:07,262 --> 00:26:08,095 I use the good towels. 499 00:26:08,095 --> 00:26:11,170 - Hmm, from the looks of the strains on your shirt, 500 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,113 I could've swore you was using your shirt! 501 00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:18,410 - (chuckles) Last week, I wiped with that skunk 502 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,127 you got on your head, you call it a weave (laughing). 503 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,517 (R&B music begins) 504 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:32,763 - You look real familiar. 505 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,130 - Yeah, I played basketball at Middleton, 506 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,864 maybe you seen a game or two. 507 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:40,400 - (chuckles) Nah, nah... 508 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,500 you Jonas Johnson's little brother. 509 00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:49,170 - Yeah, that's my brother. 510 00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:51,507 What that got to do wit' anything? 511 00:26:51,507 --> 00:26:53,053 - (chuckles) This dude here. 512 00:26:54,050 --> 00:26:56,370 What's that got to do wit anything? 513 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,950 Man, your brother's the top player in the NFL, 514 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,700 making mad paper! 515 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,673 Why in the hell would you be in here 516 00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:03,840 wit' a room full of killers? 517 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,220 Must be crazy. - (chuckles). 518 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:10,520 - Well, that's just it. That's his paper. 519 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,430 Ready to make my own and make a little name for myself. 520 00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:19,430 - Okay, hmm, I can dig it. This little dude got heart. 521 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,343 - Told you, man. 522 00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:22,693 - We'll see. 523 00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:34,130 I tell you what? Meet me in the park tonight at 10 524 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,280 and we'll see just how much heart you got? 525 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,380 Now get up outta here! 526 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,810 These clowns here, man! 527 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:47,260 - Boss? 528 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:48,417 - Pour me a drink, man. 529 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,723 - You got it, boss. 530 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,540 - Is this the reason why you don't come around anymore? 531 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,150 - Nah, ma, you know I'm used to it. 532 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,270 I do worry about Jasmine, 533 00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:58,233 she hasn't been around this type family before. 534 00:27:58,233 --> 00:28:00,500 (indistinct) you think about her man, she's fine, right? 535 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:05,500 - Who her? Well, I mean, if you like skin and bones, I mean, 536 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,860 she just looks like the type of girl 537 00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:13,273 if you rubbed up against her, she'd start a fire. 538 00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:14,573 (chuckling) a little twig! 539 00:28:16,121 --> 00:28:18,030 - She remind me of one of them monster high (indistinct). 540 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,481 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 541 00:28:19,481 --> 00:28:21,447 - I felt sorry for her. I wanted to hug her again. 542 00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:25,757 "Listen here baby, you can eat, here's a chicken wing." 543 00:28:25,757 --> 00:28:27,395 Here is a chicken wing. 544 00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:29,150 (laughing) 545 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:32,530 - I agree with all of that, just don't you hug her. 546 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,463 You'll suffocate the poor thing. 547 00:28:36,676 --> 00:28:37,998 - Get out of here. 548 00:28:37,998 --> 00:28:42,320 - Son, I'm the type of brother, 549 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,013 like a little meat on this bones. 550 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:46,910 You see, I'm from the dirty south. 551 00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:49,110 - Wit' a funky mouth. 552 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,478 - Shave your armpits! 553 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,790 (laughing) 554 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:53,817 Listen son! 555 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:56,185 - I'm listenin pops. 556 00:28:56,185 --> 00:28:58,080 - A brother like me, likes a woman 557 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,440 that I can cuddle up to her in the winter time 558 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,203 and keep warm. 559 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,063 Big booty! 560 00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:09,669 - Come on. 561 00:29:09,669 --> 00:29:10,897 - You understand what I'm sayin'? 562 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,980 Like your mother. 563 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:18,040 - Pause pops, that's too much information, okay? 564 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,610 - Yes, well, it's how you got here. 565 00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:21,893 - Okay, pops. 566 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,210 - Son, there's so much more to a woman 567 00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:27,500 than just how she looks. 568 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,330 - Now, I know pops, so besides that, you know, 569 00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:31,580 she is a good woman, comes from a good family, 570 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:36,510 she supports me and more importantly pops, it's no drama. 571 00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:38,400 - No drama? - No drama, no backtalk, 572 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,673 no lip. 573 00:29:39,673 --> 00:29:44,673 - No lip!? Wait, wait. 574 00:29:45,697 --> 00:29:47,210 No lip? 575 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:50,137 Son, I don't even know what that feels like. 576 00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:51,010 I don't know what it feels like, 577 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,793 I don't know what it sounds like. 578 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,254 - Quiet. 579 00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:56,070 - Quiet. Man, yo mama 580 00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:57,920 sleeps wit' her fists balled up at night 581 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,353 in case I start something. 582 00:29:59,353 --> 00:30:01,580 - And that's what I'm talkin about pops, exactly. 583 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,980 Jasmine and I, we don't fight, we don't argue. 584 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,460 There's no drama, she... - What you say? 585 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,293 - She's perfect. 586 00:30:10,286 --> 00:30:13,193 - (chuckles) There no perfect women's son. 587 00:30:14,989 --> 00:30:16,863 - Maybe, but she's close. 588 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:21,089 - Well, yeah, that's what you said about the last one 589 00:30:21,089 --> 00:30:22,956 wasn't it? Yeah, and the one before that. 590 00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:23,789 - Yes! 591 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:24,720 - The woman before that, - [Barbara] Right! 592 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,700 - Wasn't it? What happened to that white girl 593 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,040 you brought here a couple of summers ago? 594 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,940 - Can you stop with the white girl talk, it's Amy, 595 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,360 her name is Amy. 596 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,850 - Amy!? Boy, I don't care what her name is! 597 00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:37,622 She can't use our comb, why'd you bring her home? 598 00:30:37,622 --> 00:30:38,967 (everyone laughs) 599 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,078 - But do y'all remember that Asian girl? 600 00:30:41,078 --> 00:30:43,392 - Yeah, yeah, yeah (laughing)! 601 00:30:43,392 --> 00:30:44,715 - That poor thing honey, she thought the 602 00:30:44,715 --> 00:30:47,853 chitlins was pasta. - Yes she did! Yes she did. 603 00:30:47,853 --> 00:30:49,900 - That was crazy, you know she broke up wit' me? 604 00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,456 Thought we was tryin' to kill her, 605 00:30:51,456 --> 00:30:52,550 thought we was tryin' to poison her. 606 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,618 Tryin' to feed her feces or whatever. 607 00:30:55,618 --> 00:30:57,840 - Well, at least I can say this is the closest one to black 608 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,208 that you brought since this (indistinct). 609 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,521 - Now, I agree with that. 610 00:31:00,521 --> 00:31:01,610 (everyone talking at once) 611 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,730 - Okay, that's enough everybody, all right? 612 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:04,880 - It's okay ma, 'cause you know what, 613 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,687 I had to go through my share of women 614 00:31:06,687 --> 00:31:07,520 to get to the right one 615 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,770 and I feel that Jasmine's the right one. 616 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,270 - Boy, if you don't get your head 617 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,076 out of the crack of your ass! 618 00:31:13,076 --> 00:31:14,080 - Barbara! 619 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,913 - What!? 620 00:31:14,913 --> 00:31:18,530 - Now son, I'm sure Jasmine is a nice girl, 621 00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:21,633 but to bring her here to meet your family after you engage, 622 00:31:22,490 --> 00:31:24,280 don't sound like she's the one. 623 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,607 - Honey, everything that looks good ain't good for you. 624 00:31:28,607 --> 00:31:29,440 - Ain't that the truth. 625 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,223 - Um! Oh yes sir, I'm telling you. 626 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,473 - She's all right. We good. 627 00:31:35,551 --> 00:31:38,030 (doorbell rings) 628 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,267 - Baby, it's so good to see you. 629 00:31:40,267 --> 00:31:42,770 Look at you! Honey, you look just as beautiful 630 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,332 as you did five or so years ago! 631 00:31:45,332 --> 00:31:46,165 - Thank you, it has been 632 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:47,340 a long time hasn't it? - It has been. 633 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:51,647 - Awww, that's my girl! How you doin' baby? Bring it in! 634 00:31:51,647 --> 00:31:53,470 - (laughs) - Awww, 635 00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:56,660 it's good to see you baby, ooohhhhh! 636 00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:59,665 It feels good to be home, New York is phenomenal! 637 00:31:59,665 --> 00:32:00,988 Oh my gosh, you would (indistinct). 638 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:01,821 - Oooohhh, oh yes! - You know what? 639 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:02,654 we should do girls weekend. 640 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,832 Go shoppin'! - Girls trip. 641 00:32:03,832 --> 00:32:05,030 - Girls trip. - Oh I love it! 642 00:32:05,030 --> 00:32:08,820 - That would be awesome! That would be awesome. 643 00:32:10,538 --> 00:32:14,522 Hmmm, I'm ready. Um um, don't worry about that. 644 00:32:14,522 --> 00:32:17,967 - (chuckles) Stop it, you're gonna get us in trouble. 645 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:18,800 - Lisa? 646 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,437 What are you doin' here? 647 00:32:26,437 --> 00:32:27,987 I didn't expect you to be here. 648 00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:32,430 - Neither did I. 649 00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:37,340 I mean, I wasn't expecting for you to be here either. 650 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,460 Your mom said that you're hardly home 651 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,540 during football season, so... 652 00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:45,600 - Yeah, I'm on injured reserve, so coach let me fly out, 653 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,880 but mom, you didn't tell me that Lisa was gonna be here. 654 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,821 - I ain't gotta tell you nothing'! 655 00:32:51,821 --> 00:32:52,654 - Nothin'. 656 00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:55,020 - This is my birthday and it's my house! 657 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,080 - Absolutely. - Yes, it is baby. 658 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,830 - That's right and you didn't even tell us 659 00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:00,200 that she was comin'. 660 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,033 - What? 661 00:33:01,033 --> 00:33:03,270 - Honey, Lisa is my guest. 662 00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:04,120 Baby, can I take it? 663 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,327 - Yes. 664 00:33:05,327 --> 00:33:06,160 - Look at her. 665 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,365 - Ooohhhh. - Ooohhhhh. 666 00:33:07,365 --> 00:33:08,198 - Dang! 667 00:33:08,198 --> 00:33:10,010 (everyone laughs) 668 00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:12,463 Son, you are in trouble. 669 00:33:12,463 --> 00:33:13,296 - Mom, come on man. 670 00:33:13,296 --> 00:33:16,868 - Oooohhhh, she done growed up now. Ding, ding, ding! 671 00:33:16,868 --> 00:33:18,410 (everyone laughs) 672 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:22,106 - Well, this is Jasmine. 673 00:33:22,106 --> 00:33:22,939 - Awwww. 674 00:33:23,930 --> 00:33:26,313 - My fiance, my fiance. 675 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,570 - Boy why did you have to say that? 676 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:29,653 - 'Cause she is! 677 00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:31,493 - Naw, you dumb just like yo daddy. 678 00:33:32,350 --> 00:33:34,210 - No, it's okay. - Yes, he is. 679 00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:37,590 - Hi, I'm Lisa, I'm an old friend of Jonas'. 680 00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:40,200 Have we met? You look familiar. 681 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,490 - Oh no, I'm sure we don't run in the same circles. 682 00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:45,970 - Absolutely not, 'cause she runs in a pack a gold diggers. 683 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:46,873 - What did she just say? - Nothin'. 684 00:33:46,873 --> 00:33:48,918 - Yes, she does. - Barbara... 685 00:33:48,918 --> 00:33:50,620 - Barbara, will you come help me in the kitchen? 686 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:53,130 Can you please come help me out in the kitchen? 687 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:55,570 - And while you're in there, make me some popcorn baby, 688 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,700 'cause this is bouts to get good! 689 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,595 - Come on pop. - (laughing). 690 00:33:59,595 --> 00:34:02,000 - So, I hear you're quite the man on the field. 691 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,543 Some things never change. 692 00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:07,833 - You know, I do all right, you know, a little bit. 693 00:34:09,016 --> 00:34:11,520 - All right? Baby don't be so modest. 694 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,163 My man, has it goin' on. 695 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,237 These last few years have been wonderful. 696 00:34:17,237 --> 00:34:18,719 - Ha! Years? 697 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,031 - Years? - Years? 698 00:34:20,031 --> 00:34:21,983 We ain't never seent you before today! 699 00:34:21,983 --> 00:34:22,815 - Never! 700 00:34:22,815 --> 00:34:23,710 - Y'all have, come on man. 701 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,500 - We've been off and on for a few years, 702 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,960 but Jonas just popped the question just last week! 703 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,922 Look at my rock. 704 00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:32,683 - Yes, it's beautiful! 705 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,438 Jonas, what took you so long? 706 00:34:36,438 --> 00:34:37,973 - I, you know, had to make sure 707 00:34:37,973 --> 00:34:39,871 she was the right woman for me, 708 00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:43,521 so it's only goin' be one Mrs. Johnson, so... 709 00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:44,353 - That ain't even goin' happen. 710 00:34:44,353 --> 00:34:47,050 - Um um. - They didn't even set a date. 711 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,790 They didn't even set a date. - Um um, um um. 712 00:34:49,790 --> 00:34:50,840 - It ain't happenin'. 713 00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:55,130 - Hey, what's up lil bro? How's everything...? 714 00:34:55,130 --> 00:34:56,969 - Lisa! - Heyyyy! 715 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:58,278 How are you (indistinct)? 716 00:34:58,278 --> 00:34:59,111 - Hello, how are you? 717 00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:02,800 - You have grown to be such a tall, handsome young man! 718 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,710 - Yes, yes, yes, 719 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,110 I was hopin' that I'd see you around here again. 720 00:35:06,945 --> 00:35:08,850 You know, you're my favorite! - Okay. So tell me what's been 721 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:09,740 goin' on? 722 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,980 How's school? Do you have a girlfriend? 723 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,530 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, y'all can catch up a little bit 724 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:14,363 later on... 725 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,790 Derek, I want you to meet my fiance. 726 00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:20,170 - All right man, but I'm talkin' to Lisa. All right? 727 00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:21,003 I'll get to it. 728 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,926 Don't expect me to jump every time you say jump. 729 00:35:24,926 --> 00:35:27,676 - Hey man, you who you think you talkin' to little man? 730 00:35:29,915 --> 00:35:31,838 You know what? It's okay. 731 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,477 - You know what? I'm gonna run to the restroom. 732 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:35,890 You all catch up. 733 00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:37,020 - Okay. - All right. 734 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,110 - Son, why are you and your brother always goin at it? 735 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:40,353 Look, he just got home. 736 00:35:40,353 --> 00:35:41,960 - It's okay mom. - He's not gonna be here. 737 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,060 - Oh baby, listen honey, he just got home! 738 00:35:47,181 --> 00:35:50,772 (bathroom door closes) 739 00:35:50,772 --> 00:35:55,605 Come on, Lisa. You got this. 740 00:35:55,605 --> 00:35:57,205 You can do this, pull yourself together. 741 00:35:57,205 --> 00:36:00,122 (R&B music begins) 742 00:36:11,497 --> 00:36:13,914 (runs water) 743 00:36:23,134 --> 00:36:23,967 - Just get somethin' to eat, 744 00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:24,800 come on, let's go. - Yeah. 745 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,730 - Okay mom, sorry about that. 746 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,587 It's mom's birthday, let's just... 747 00:36:30,587 --> 00:36:33,337 Doin' it for her, while I'm here. 748 00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:41,699 (doorbell rings) 749 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:42,700 - Who could that be? 750 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,250 - Oh, oh, I almost forgot 751 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,000 about my surprise guest (chuckles)! 752 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,870 Baby, do me a favor... 753 00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:51,000 go open that door. 754 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,780 - Guest!? Honey, you didn't want the ones we had. 755 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,970 - Yeah, but you goin' like this one! 756 00:36:56,970 --> 00:37:00,330 Especially you big draws (chuckles) and listen, 757 00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:02,820 you can officially no longer say, 758 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,774 I've never done anything nice for you. 759 00:37:05,774 --> 00:37:08,055 - Shut up. - (chuckles). 760 00:37:08,055 --> 00:37:08,888 Whoooo! 761 00:37:11,449 --> 00:37:14,446 (laughing) Charlie!! - Hey there, Johnny! 762 00:37:14,446 --> 00:37:15,279 How you doin'? 763 00:37:15,279 --> 00:37:17,760 - Boy, looka there, lookin' like a shiny penny! 764 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:18,977 - Yeah, you know (indistinct). 765 00:37:20,142 --> 00:37:21,210 (both laughing) 766 00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:25,060 - Listen here, I got somebody I need you to meet. 767 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:25,893 - Oh yeah? 768 00:37:25,893 --> 00:37:28,530 Where she at? Is she thick? 769 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:30,143 Red bone or chocolate milk? 770 00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:33,699 Is that her right there? 771 00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:35,763 Now, you know I can't do 'em that young. 772 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,377 - Let's get a closer look (chuckles). 773 00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:46,120 Charlie, this here, my heffer in law, I mean, 774 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,177 Lord have mercy, this is my sister in law. 775 00:37:49,177 --> 00:37:51,333 - (chuckles) Hello, my name is Barbie. 776 00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:55,910 - Barbie? Listen, barbaric she might be, 777 00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:57,840 but Barbie, she is not (chuckles). 778 00:37:58,829 --> 00:38:00,280 She called herself Barbie. - It's so good to meet you. 779 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,263 - Baby, the pleasure is all mine! 780 00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:05,787 Lord Jesus, you finer than the (indistinct). 781 00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:09,686 (everyone laughs) 782 00:38:09,686 --> 00:38:12,406 Johnny, you didn't tell me she was this fine! 783 00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:13,825 - (chuckling) Ooohh, I do believe I like you. 784 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,148 (chuckling) - Um, um, um. 785 00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:16,390 - Mess around and make me fall in love. 786 00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:19,740 - Wait, wait, fine, love? 787 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:22,243 I just throwed up in my mouth a little bit. 788 00:38:28,694 --> 00:38:30,967 - Yes Lord, yes Lord. 789 00:38:31,957 --> 00:38:35,504 (chuckling) Heyyy (chuckling)! 790 00:38:35,504 --> 00:38:38,830 - Yeah, see, see, see, um hm. Mission accomplished! 791 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,833 Now, who's the matchmaker now huh (laughs)!? 792 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:44,500 - You need to be ashamed of yoself. 793 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,670 - Baby, I give it six months, she goin' be out of my house. 794 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,283 Muah! - Stop it. 795 00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:52,110 - All right, everybody, let's eat. 796 00:38:53,555 --> 00:38:57,373 (upbeat music plays) 797 00:38:57,373 --> 00:39:00,206 (family chatting) 798 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:07,186 - Dad, can you please do the honors of saying the blessings 799 00:39:07,186 --> 00:39:09,110 over my birthday dinner? 800 00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:13,170 - Of course I will, you know, I've got to get my prayer on 801 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:15,420 at least two, three times a year (chuckling). 802 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:17,793 Ahh, yeah, okay. 803 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:21,460 Dear God... 804 00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:24,562 Dear God... 805 00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:29,120 Dear God... 806 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,320 thank you for this grub, 807 00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,303 we bouts to receive and... 808 00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,200 Amen! 809 00:39:38,162 --> 00:39:39,397 - Amen! 810 00:39:39,397 --> 00:39:40,510 - Amen. - Pass me the greens 811 00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:42,090 and the big piece of chicken, 812 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,910 that's mine (laughing)! 813 00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:44,960 Happy Birthday, baby. 814 00:39:49,010 --> 00:39:51,870 - You know Jonas, you still handsome (chuckles). 815 00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:54,119 My daughter's still askin' about you. 816 00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:54,952 - Um. 817 00:39:54,952 --> 00:39:56,359 - Hell, he had all the girls runnin' after him! 818 00:39:56,359 --> 00:39:57,470 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, heyyy! 819 00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:59,760 He's just like his daddy on that one (laughing)! 820 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:05,664 - ♪ The devil is a liar. He ain't even yours. Baaa. ♪ 821 00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:07,463 (family members chuckle) 822 00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:08,660 - Hand me that chicken right there. 823 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,030 - Auntie... 824 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:13,970 so Lisa, I heard through the grapevine 825 00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:15,387 that you are a partner at a pretty big law firm 826 00:40:15,387 --> 00:40:17,330 out there in New York. 827 00:40:17,330 --> 00:40:19,921 - Well, actually I own my (indistinct), 828 00:40:19,921 --> 00:40:21,222 - (laughing). 829 00:40:21,222 --> 00:40:23,974 but yes, I've had it for a few years now. 830 00:40:23,974 --> 00:40:27,050 (family members speak at once) 831 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:30,290 - Really? Well, Congratulations on that. 832 00:40:30,290 --> 00:40:31,680 - Thank you. 833 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,920 - Starting a business can be pretty rough, huh? 834 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,670 I mean most businesses fail within like the first year. 835 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,451 - I've done fairly well. 836 00:40:39,451 --> 00:40:40,284 - (chuckles) 837 00:40:40,284 --> 00:40:42,030 Most of my clients are white collar millionaires. 838 00:40:42,030 --> 00:40:43,457 - Yessss! - Outstanding! 839 00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:47,290 (family members chatting at once) 840 00:40:47,290 --> 00:40:48,889 - Well, I am proud of you 841 00:40:48,889 --> 00:40:51,822 and I wondered what you were doin after all these years. 842 00:40:51,822 --> 00:40:54,265 - (chuckles). 843 00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:56,765 - (chuckles). 844 00:40:58,683 --> 00:41:02,520 - Well Jay and I started our own clothing line. 845 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,560 We broke a little over even this year, small profit, 846 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,610 but we're on our way. 847 00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:09,081 - Right. 848 00:41:09,081 --> 00:41:11,054 - Heffer, ain't nobody talkin' to you. 849 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,200 - Hmm. 850 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,267 - They tryin' to catch up and there you go dippin' in. 851 00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,903 (in funny voice) Small profits, but we're on our way. 852 00:41:17,903 --> 00:41:20,683 Heffer, let them catch up! Dang! 853 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:22,653 - Good Lord. 854 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,390 - Look, y'all thought it, I just said it. 855 00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:27,223 (some family members agree in unison) 856 00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:29,690 - Listen, listen, Jasmine handles my financials, 857 00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:30,540 so that's why she's (indistinct). 858 00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:31,373 - Figures... 859 00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:35,260 She's a gold digger. - (chuckling). 860 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:38,477 - Lisa, honey, I'm so proud of you. 861 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,050 Jonas and Jasmine too. 862 00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:43,133 - Thank you, mom. 863 00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:44,990 - So Jay... 864 00:41:47,928 --> 00:41:49,473 - (hesitantly) Yes, Aunt B? 865 00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:53,510 - Why did you bring her here? 866 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:56,843 Yeah, why? I mean, you don't love her. 867 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,716 She's a pretty girl and all of that, 868 00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:04,374 but look here, you and Lisa, y'all got history. 869 00:42:04,374 --> 00:42:05,750 - (laughs). 870 00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:09,802 - This is temporary, five years are goin' pass, 871 00:42:09,802 --> 00:42:12,153 you're goin' be lookin' for Lisa and it's goin' be too late! 872 00:42:13,790 --> 00:42:18,790 I'm just saying, hmm? What? What uh huh. 873 00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:21,853 Y'all know y'all thought it, I just said it. 874 00:42:24,577 --> 00:42:25,410 You know what, as a matter of fact, 875 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,830 let's get it all out there on the table, 876 00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:27,710 that's what we goin' do. 877 00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:30,530 Let's get it all out on the table, right here, right now! 878 00:42:30,530 --> 00:42:33,320 - Not on your sister's birthday Hamhock! 879 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,420 - Listen, somethin' wrong? We not good enough? 880 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:37,253 Me and your mama? 881 00:42:37,253 --> 00:42:38,880 - Hold, stop, Auntie, hold it. 882 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,440 What are you talking about right now? 883 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,370 - Listen, every time you bring a woman in this house, 884 00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:46,860 she don't never look like me and Flo, I'm tellin' ya now! 885 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:50,720 if she ain't white, I'm tellin' you, if she's a black girl, 886 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,600 - Barbara don't! 887 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,310 - Um, I'm just sayin'. 888 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:56,290 - Color has never been an issue in this house 889 00:42:56,290 --> 00:42:58,680 and definitely not colorism. 890 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,593 Honey, I taught my boys that love is colorblind. 891 00:43:03,390 --> 00:43:06,937 - Listen Flo, that's yo son, you goin' support him, 892 00:43:06,937 --> 00:43:08,817 you goin' let him slide wit everything, 893 00:43:08,817 --> 00:43:11,190 but I'm gonna say it, because see you love him, Flo, 894 00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:13,088 I love him too, but I'm goin' tell him the truth. 895 00:43:13,088 --> 00:43:14,160 - Let her get it out! 896 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,161 - Is this what fame does, huh? 897 00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,410 - She goin' say what she want anyway. 898 00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:24,290 - Is this what fame does? Is this what fame does? 899 00:43:28,110 --> 00:43:30,683 Get you so far away from your roots? 900 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,500 Get you somebody that look like me or your mama 901 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:39,143 and not some barbie, 'cause you sure as hell ain't Ken. 902 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,030 - At least get someone look like your mother. 903 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:51,570 At least your mama. 904 00:43:51,570 --> 00:43:54,963 - Whoa pops, come on, what you talkin' bout man? 905 00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:57,160 Come on, it's not even like that. 906 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,410 - No, so what is the like? 907 00:43:58,410 --> 00:44:00,260 I mean, no disrespect to you baby, 908 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,560 but (chuckles) he can do better. 909 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,733 - No disrespect, 910 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,340 just cause you, - Just because of what? 911 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,930 - Just, 'cause you say "No disrespect" at the end 912 00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:10,680 of your insults, doesn't make it any less disrespectful. 913 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,219 - See, this what I'm talkin' about. 914 00:44:12,219 --> 00:44:13,680 Get rid of her. (some family members chuckle) 915 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,573 Get rid of her nephew! 916 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,001 - Dad do something. 917 00:44:18,001 --> 00:44:19,960 - What you want me to do? 918 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,513 I tried to tell you! 919 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,320 Besides this, this better than "Iyanla fix your life." 920 00:44:30,318 --> 00:44:32,651 (laughing). 921 00:44:33,593 --> 00:44:35,289 - You know what!? 922 00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:36,513 - What!? - Let it go, just let it go, 923 00:44:36,513 --> 00:44:38,100 just let it go, leave it alone. 924 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,770 - No! I wanna address what your aunt just said. 925 00:44:40,770 --> 00:44:41,760 - Hey stop, 926 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,330 stop, stop, stop, let it go. 927 00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:44,163 - No! 928 00:44:46,041 --> 00:44:50,453 - Goin' and let her! Yeah, address me. 929 00:44:52,345 --> 00:44:53,530 - That's what's wrong wit' you people. 930 00:44:53,530 --> 00:44:55,780 - Wait. You people. Did she say "You people?" 931 00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:59,380 - See, see, see, look, I said leave it alone, right? 932 00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,533 Just sit down Jas. 933 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,661 Jasmine! Sit down now. 934 00:45:03,661 --> 00:45:05,752 - [Barbara] (chuckling) - Now! 935 00:45:05,752 --> 00:45:07,252 - Whoo hoooo, yes! 936 00:45:09,197 --> 00:45:10,030 And you're just goin' let him shut you up, 937 00:45:10,030 --> 00:45:11,620 and sit you down like that, huh? 938 00:45:12,822 --> 00:45:15,472 Let me let you understand somethin' real good, honey. 939 00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:19,863 Jay was raised to respect women 940 00:45:19,863 --> 00:45:20,696 - Um hmm. 941 00:45:20,696 --> 00:45:23,830 - Women! All right, but listen here 942 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,790 and had he talked to one of us like that? 943 00:45:27,790 --> 00:45:28,653 Lord have mercy on his soul. 944 00:45:28,653 --> 00:45:30,669 - Ain't that the truth? 945 00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:33,170 - Exactly, exactly what I'm talking about. 946 00:45:33,170 --> 00:45:34,180 You know what I'm saying? 947 00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:39,180 This is why, that I will never be with a woman like, 948 00:45:39,661 --> 00:45:40,494 you know what? 949 00:45:40,494 --> 00:45:41,327 - Say it. 950 00:45:41,327 --> 00:45:42,877 - No, no, no, no, it's okay, no, no, no. 951 00:45:42,877 --> 00:45:43,940 - No, say it. 952 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:46,447 - It's pointless, just... - No, I want you to finally 953 00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:48,273 say it so we can know who you really are! 954 00:45:48,273 --> 00:45:50,467 - THIS WHY I DON'T COME HOME, AUNTIE! 955 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,973 'Cause you're embarrassing, look what you doing! 956 00:46:03,444 --> 00:46:04,990 (slams table) - Now, I said it! 957 00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:06,990 - Now, wait a minute, huh? 958 00:46:06,990 --> 00:46:08,883 I got to draw the line right there! 959 00:46:11,382 --> 00:46:14,060 Boy, you watch how you talk to your aunt. 960 00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:15,610 - You respect your elders, boy. 961 00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:21,100 - Now, I don't like her either. 962 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,420 She's got real bad gas 963 00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:26,433 and she's chases all the neighborhood pets away, I know. 964 00:46:27,568 --> 00:46:30,650 And those claws that she calls nails, 965 00:46:30,650 --> 00:46:32,890 scraping up my hardwood floor. 966 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:37,530 These was new hardwood floors, but she is your aunt. 967 00:46:39,450 --> 00:46:41,437 She practically raised you as her own. 968 00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:43,900 - That's right. 969 00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:44,987 - Apologize, to her. 970 00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:50,270 Apologize, to her. 971 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,253 I said apologize! 972 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,793 - I'm sorry, Auntie Barbara. 973 00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:07,400 I shouldn't have talked to you like that. 974 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,520 - Right, you was wrong. 975 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,790 Let you slide this time, Jonas. 976 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,667 The next time you won't even see it coming. 977 00:47:25,777 --> 00:47:26,853 - Oh boy. 978 00:47:26,853 --> 00:47:29,403 - It'd be like a Sunday afternoon game. 979 00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:36,947 Come in like a line backer and knock you on your... 980 00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:40,110 aspirin out. You got an aspirin, Flo. 981 00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:40,943 - I need a cigarette. 982 00:47:40,943 --> 00:47:43,320 - Wait, wait, you got some weed? 983 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,103 - Charlie, what is wrong wit you? 984 00:47:45,103 --> 00:47:47,600 Charlie, what is... - I got them cataracts in 985 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,433 my eyes! 986 00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,380 - Wait, wait, now. We don't puff puff 987 00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:52,960 the magic dragon in this house. 988 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,060 You gonna have to take that mess out back, 989 00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:58,173 where your aunt buries all her bones. 990 00:48:00,257 --> 00:48:03,821 - You know what? I've had enough. You, people are crazy. 991 00:48:03,821 --> 00:48:06,334 (everyone speaks at once) 992 00:48:06,334 --> 00:48:08,447 - Jasmine, Jasmine, where you goin'? 993 00:48:08,447 --> 00:48:10,080 - I need to be alone. 994 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,770 - (chuckles), bye. 995 00:48:11,770 --> 00:48:13,120 Ain't nobody goin miss her. 996 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,753 - You know what? 997 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,690 I'm outta here too, you know what? 998 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:22,183 I am tired of everything being about you Jonas! 999 00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:26,820 Here it is mom's birthday 1000 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,073 and somehow all the focus is on you. 1001 00:48:37,524 --> 00:48:38,630 I bet you don't even know, 1002 00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:43,630 this party is also for mom being in remission from cancer. 1003 00:48:44,094 --> 00:48:44,927 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1004 00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:47,830 - Mom, you had cancer? 1005 00:48:49,570 --> 00:48:51,710 - That's right, mom had cancer 1006 00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:52,750 and they didn't wanna tell you 1007 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,200 and worry you during your little football season. 1008 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,916 - Ma, come on, had I had known, 1009 00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:00,196 then I would've been here. - Known what? You still 1010 00:49:00,196 --> 00:49:01,033 wouldn't have been here! 1011 00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:03,927 When does the superstar have time for us!? 1012 00:49:05,478 --> 00:49:09,137 Huh? Nah, while you've been off bein' a superstar, 1013 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,233 I've been here being a son. 1014 00:49:16,006 --> 00:49:17,373 You know who's name Nate called? 1015 00:49:18,890 --> 00:49:22,790 Yours, but that's all goin' to change, you know what? 1016 00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:26,973 I can't take it, mom, I'm sorry we ruined your birthday. 1017 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,107 I'm out. 1018 00:49:30,107 --> 00:49:30,940 - Don't leave. - Come on D, don't... 1019 00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:34,043 - Derek, Derek, Derek! 1020 00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,223 I'll get him. 1021 00:49:40,324 --> 00:49:43,490 - All I wanted, was to have family come together 1022 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:45,620 this weekend for my birthday 1023 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,010 and what's it come to? 1024 00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:51,053 A hot glorified mess. - Um um, um, um. 1025 00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:54,948 - Ma, can we please just talk about this later? 1026 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:57,679 - Oh yeah, we can talk about it, 1027 00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:00,240 but right now, this is my birthday dinner 1028 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,530 and I am determined to enjoy myself. 1029 00:50:03,530 --> 00:50:04,363 - Yes ma'am. 1030 00:50:06,863 --> 00:50:08,640 - All right, everybody let's eat. 1031 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,159 - All right. 1032 00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:12,992 (R&B music plays) 1033 00:50:27,428 --> 00:50:29,178 - [Johnny] Hey Derek! 1034 00:50:37,967 --> 00:50:40,543 (Barbara and Lisa talking) 1035 00:50:40,543 --> 00:50:42,720 - It's just like the men to disappear, 1036 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,127 I'm telling ya now, when it's time 1037 00:50:44,127 --> 00:50:45,840 for the domestic work to be done. 1038 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,281 - The meal was delicious, thank you. 1039 00:50:48,281 --> 00:50:49,114 - Yeah it was good. - (chuckling). 1040 00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:50,470 - Anyone for some coffee? 1041 00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:51,885 - Oh, I'll take a cup, thank you so much. 1042 00:50:51,885 --> 00:50:55,330 - Ooohhh, no honey, you know coffee don't agree wit' me. 1043 00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,930 It just keeps me up and gives me gas. 1044 00:50:58,930 --> 00:51:00,907 Y'all know what happened last time to you, don't you? 1045 00:51:00,907 --> 00:51:02,137 - Um hm. - (chuckling). 1046 00:51:02,137 --> 00:51:04,214 - Killed all the house plants too. 1047 00:51:04,214 --> 00:51:06,200 - Ooohhh (laughing)! 1048 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,470 So, where did everyone else go? 1049 00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:10,130 - They all went to go find Derek, baby. 1050 00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:12,160 I'm just so worried about my baby. 1051 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,980 - Yeah, you know he's at that age. 1052 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:16,260 Tryin' to figure it out (indistinct) isn't easy. 1053 00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:17,760 - You know, you that same sweet girl 1054 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,593 they left here years ago. 1055 00:51:18,593 --> 00:51:20,110 - Awwww. - Yes, you are. 1056 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:21,660 Yes, you are. - In some ways I am, 1057 00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:23,290 but a lot has happened since college. 1058 00:51:23,290 --> 00:51:24,670 - Um - I know. 1059 00:51:24,670 --> 00:51:25,770 - We see that. 1060 00:51:25,770 --> 00:51:27,420 You all woman now. - (laughing). 1061 00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,410 - Whhoooo, girl, you got to tell us, 1062 00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:33,070 you got to tell us about them gorgeous New York men. 1063 00:51:33,070 --> 00:51:36,220 Ooohhh, I know you got some stories to tell. 1064 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,663 Child, I got to live vicariously through you. 1065 00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:43,469 You know since my husband died, 1066 00:51:43,469 --> 00:51:45,300 I ain't been gettin' no action 1067 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:46,880 and you know, Flo. 1068 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,330 She ain't got no story that lasts longer than two minutes. 1069 00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,140 - Shut up. - (chuckling). 1070 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:52,408 - It's the truth. 1071 00:51:52,408 --> 00:51:53,593 (all laughing) 1072 00:51:53,593 --> 00:51:55,483 - Auntie, there hasn't been anyone. 1073 00:51:57,010 --> 00:51:57,843 - Nobody? 1074 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,310 - No, since college, no, I work all the time, 1075 00:52:02,310 --> 00:52:04,853 so there's no wild stories to tell. 1076 00:52:06,050 --> 00:52:09,432 - Okay, not even a little one night stand here, there huh? 1077 00:52:09,432 --> 00:52:10,957 - (chuckling) No. 1078 00:52:10,957 --> 00:52:12,617 - Oh, what about a little bump and grind? 1079 00:52:12,617 --> 00:52:15,010 Huh? I don't see nothin' wrong 1080 00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,710 wit' a little bump and grind, huh! 1081 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,293 That keeps ya focused baby. 1082 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,200 - No one. 1083 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,200 - Oh, I just assumed somebody was tearin' that up. 1084 00:52:28,674 --> 00:52:30,252 - Huh? 1085 00:52:30,252 --> 00:52:32,820 You know when a woman ain't gettin' none, I'm telling you, 1086 00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:37,820 she be mean, and cankerous like, like me. 1087 00:52:38,517 --> 00:52:40,075 - But you sweet as pie baby. 1088 00:52:40,075 --> 00:52:41,099 (everyone laughs) 1089 00:52:41,099 --> 00:52:42,650 - Yes you are, yes you are. 1090 00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:46,130 - Like many of my friends, I'm not into casual sex. 1091 00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:48,182 I connect sex with being with the person I love 1092 00:52:48,182 --> 00:52:50,134 and wanna spend the rest of my life with, 1093 00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:50,967 - Hmmm. 1094 00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,760 - but I wanna get married. 1095 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,620 - Amen baby, do it God's way. 1096 00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:58,263 - That's beautiful, but tomorrow ain't promised to you baby. 1097 00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:00,913 You better get you some, hmmm? 1098 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:06,700 Um hmm, yes. Get it while it's moist. 1099 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,150 - Ummm. - Yeah, 'cause when time 1100 00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:12,204 will pass baby and you'd be dryer than the Sahara desert. 1101 00:53:12,204 --> 00:53:13,700 (all laugh) - I'm telling you somethin', 1102 00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:16,852 I'm talkin' from experience honey, the struggle is real. 1103 00:53:16,852 --> 00:53:17,685 - (laughs) 1104 00:53:17,685 --> 00:53:18,518 - Auntie, I'll (indistinct) 1105 00:53:18,518 --> 00:53:19,990 - It's real. - I see. 1106 00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:20,918 - Yes. 1107 00:53:20,918 --> 00:53:25,014 - (chuckling) Get it baby. 1108 00:53:25,014 --> 00:53:26,514 - [Johnny] DEREK!? 1109 00:53:29,238 --> 00:53:30,071 DEREK!? 1110 00:53:40,886 --> 00:53:41,719 DEREK!? 1111 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,750 - Baby listen, you know, I try not to pry 1112 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:48,300 and I tried to stay out of you and Jonas' business, 1113 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:49,423 - Until now, hell. 1114 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,483 - Baby, what happened between you and Jonas? 1115 00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:56,060 He doesn't talk about it. 1116 00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,588 - My heart was broken. 1117 00:53:57,588 --> 00:53:58,421 - Um. 1118 00:54:00,630 --> 00:54:04,010 - It's like a whirlwind of emotions just came rushing back. 1119 00:54:04,010 --> 00:54:05,710 Feelings that I thought were gone. 1120 00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:25,440 - Where you think you goin'? 1121 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,900 - Nowhere, man. I'm here. 1122 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:28,890 - Punkin' out? 1123 00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,430 - Nah, let's go. 1124 00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:32,440 - All right, follow me. 1125 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,373 - Let's do this! 1126 00:54:36,637 --> 00:54:38,390 - But baby, you held it together. 1127 00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:39,223 - Um hm. 1128 00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:44,357 - Um hm, yes you did, 'cause I would've slapped the taste 1129 00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:47,400 out of Jasmine's mouth, I mean that, yes, I would've. 1130 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,110 - It wasn't easy. - I believe you. 1131 00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:51,450 - After all these years I can't believe I still love him. 1132 00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:56,450 - Ha! (clapping) I knew it, I knew it! Um um um. 1133 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,890 - If falling out of love is so hard, 1134 00:54:59,890 --> 00:55:02,740 why is that? Like, how do you turn love off? 1135 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:04,990 - You can't! - You can't turn that off, 1136 00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:06,379 baby. 1137 00:55:06,379 --> 00:55:09,279 And it seem like you ain't ready to just move on, are you? 1138 00:55:10,910 --> 00:55:13,093 But you got to tell us what happened. 1139 00:55:14,950 --> 00:55:19,920 - Things changed. You know, when we went to college, 1140 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,814 the us became about him. 1141 00:55:21,814 --> 00:55:23,390 - Um. 1142 00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:25,743 - Then there was a popularity and the girls. 1143 00:55:26,850 --> 00:55:30,070 Long story short. I caught him with a girl in his room. 1144 00:55:30,070 --> 00:55:32,963 - NO! And you didn't call me? 1145 00:55:34,010 --> 00:55:36,170 Came up there and set it off, you know that? 1146 00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:37,950 - Baby, I didn't know he cheated on you, 1147 00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:40,520 honey I raised him better than that. 1148 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:41,353 - Yes. 1149 00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:46,940 - Yeah, you know, I just, that day I ran back to the dorm, 1150 00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:50,020 I packed my things, I left that night. 1151 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,663 I transferred to another college, I never looked back. 1152 00:55:54,015 --> 00:55:55,770 - Um, um, um. 1153 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:58,520 - Seems to me that you two have some unresolved issues, 1154 00:56:00,426 --> 00:56:02,920 but if you two still have feelings, 1155 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,240 maybe things can work out. 1156 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,130 - Nah Flo, now I love Jonas like my own son, 1157 00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:09,660 but he was wrong, what he did was wrong baby 1158 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:12,060 and who's to say he wouldn't do it again. 1159 00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:13,710 Men, money, and power, I'm telling you, 1160 00:56:13,710 --> 00:56:15,810 that's a dangerous combination. 1161 00:56:15,810 --> 00:56:18,986 It is for you know, God forgives. 1162 00:56:18,986 --> 00:56:20,725 - Ohhhh, here we go! 1163 00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:25,725 ♪ Ohhhh Bible Study, Bible study 101, ♪ 1164 00:56:26,237 --> 00:56:28,457 ♪ please turn to your neighbor. ♪ 1165 00:56:28,457 --> 00:56:30,666 - Stop. - (laughing). 1166 00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:31,530 - What you want us to say, Flo? 1167 00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:33,600 What you want to say, always takin' us to church. 1168 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,760 - Look, all I'm tryin' to say - What? 1169 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,330 - Is that people learn from their mistakes, 1170 00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:42,270 love takes time, love is a test 1171 00:56:42,270 --> 00:56:46,780 and it's heartbreak and forgiveness. 1172 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:47,613 - Um hm, um hm. 1173 00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:55,260 - Finally goin' be one of us now, homie. 1174 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:56,263 - Make it official. 1175 00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:58,990 - Man, he ain't ready. 1176 00:56:58,990 --> 00:57:01,040 - Hit that real quick. - Yo, you scared? 1177 00:57:02,655 --> 00:57:05,280 (inhales weed) 1178 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,637 - Man, you got baby lungs. - Yeah (indistinct). 1179 00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:13,963 - Baby, you got to seize the moment. 1180 00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:16,803 Sometimes you only get one chance. 1181 00:57:18,058 --> 00:57:20,130 I remember when I was dating this other young man, 1182 00:57:20,130 --> 00:57:22,863 and Johnny had eyes for me, 1183 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,506 everybody in my family loved this young man, 1184 00:57:26,506 --> 00:57:28,042 because he was perfect. - Yes! 1185 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,390 - Good family and marked for success. 1186 00:57:30,390 --> 00:57:35,020 - Um hm, Kevin, um hm, I liked him. I wanted him. 1187 00:57:37,402 --> 00:57:40,980 Oh yeah, I did. Who didn't (chuckles). 1188 00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,710 - Then there was Johnny. 1189 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,530 Johnny was from the poor side of town, 1190 00:57:48,530 --> 00:57:49,830 didn't have much to offer. 1191 00:57:51,155 --> 00:57:54,696 Ooohhhh, sugar wugar, baby, darling, dear! 1192 00:57:54,696 --> 00:57:55,540 (chuckles) - Um. 1193 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,483 Johnny made me feel so special. 1194 00:57:59,570 --> 00:58:01,703 I loved him before I even knew I did. 1195 00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:05,810 - What do you mean by that? 1196 00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:09,200 - See, one day I heard that Johnny was leaving town 1197 00:58:10,483 --> 00:58:12,330 and I didn't know if I'd ever see him again 1198 00:58:12,330 --> 00:58:14,050 or if he'd ever come back. 1199 00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:14,883 - Um. 1200 00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:18,443 - But I knew that if I didn't seize the moment, 1201 00:58:19,690 --> 00:58:22,403 I'd lose out on my once in a lifetime love. 1202 00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:28,480 Baby, that's the day, I told him I loved him. 1203 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,723 - That is a beautiful story Mom Johnson. 1204 00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:32,820 - Thank you baby. 1205 00:58:33,735 --> 00:58:35,656 Gives me goosebumps, ooohhhh, 1206 00:58:35,656 --> 00:58:36,489 pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop! 1207 00:58:36,489 --> 00:58:37,937 (all chuckles) 1208 00:58:37,937 --> 00:58:41,040 - (yawning) Oh, excuse me. 1209 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,850 I'm getting a little restless. 1210 00:58:42,850 --> 00:58:44,430 I'm gonna go ahead and head to my parent's house 1211 00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:45,910 and get some rest. 1212 00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,590 - No baby, stay right here. - Yes. 1213 00:58:47,590 --> 00:58:48,517 - Got plenty of space. 1214 00:58:48,517 --> 00:58:49,590 - But what about Jonas? 1215 00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:53,100 - They're at a hotel. I got clothes for you, 1216 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,293 stay here with us. 1217 00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:56,090 - Oh. 1218 00:58:56,090 --> 00:58:57,290 - Stay here. 1219 00:58:57,290 --> 00:58:58,880 I tell you what we gotta do though. 1220 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,690 We got to get outta here. 1221 00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:02,060 Gotta go to Wally World, 1222 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:04,160 they gotta sale like nobody's business. 1223 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,672 I need to get some girdles and everything. 1224 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:06,505 (all laughs) 1225 00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:07,600 - Well, I have you blocked in, 1226 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,230 so you're more than welcome to take my car. 1227 00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:11,901 - Ohhhh, now that's real good of ya, 1228 00:59:11,901 --> 00:59:14,500 they acts a fool over there, you know when they say... 1229 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:17,180 this is a holiday, you know how the holiday sales are. 1230 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:21,710 Girl, I may pick me up, I mean a real good spanks 1231 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:22,543 - I'll take that baby. 1232 00:59:22,543 --> 00:59:23,920 - Have you noticed I lost some weight? 1233 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,400 - I have, you look gorgeous. 1234 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,941 - Thank you. (all laughing) 1235 00:59:26,941 --> 00:59:28,300 - I got two more bowels to move. 1236 00:59:33,579 --> 00:59:36,470 - Well, you sapsuckers get on in here. Get the losin'. 1237 00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:39,493 Get the losin' started. Get on over here. Get to it! 1238 00:59:42,522 --> 00:59:43,490 Whooo... 1239 00:59:43,490 --> 00:59:44,563 Jasmine okay? 1240 00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:47,910 - Yeah, she's at a girl's house, so I'll, 1241 00:59:47,910 --> 00:59:50,138 she'll be back later on tonight. 1242 00:59:50,138 --> 00:59:51,500 - I'm glad she's okay. 1243 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,540 - Yeah, well, I see Lisa's car's gone, 1244 00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,200 is mom and auntie still here? 1245 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,562 - Well your mama went shoppin' 1246 00:59:57,562 --> 00:59:59,320 and I don't smell Bengay around the house, 1247 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,322 so your aunt must be wit' her. 1248 01:00:01,322 --> 01:00:02,770 (laughing) 1249 01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:05,470 - Look here, we goin' play some cards or what? 1250 01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:07,960 - Yes and we'll wait for Derek while we play. 1251 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,990 - Yeah, when Chris gets here, we'll get started. 1252 01:00:09,990 --> 01:00:13,260 - Chris!? Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1253 01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:15,303 I ain't seen him in a month of Sundays. 1254 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,357 That boy was so jealous of you. 1255 01:00:18,357 --> 01:00:21,830 - Who Chris? Nah pops, come on man. 1256 01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:25,594 - Yeah, well, how is he? Better yet, how's his breath? 1257 01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:26,960 (all laughs) 1258 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,200 Charlie, this boy breath was so bad, 1259 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,220 it's like he walked in wit a stranger 1260 01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:33,290 and sat him down next to you (chuckles). 1261 01:00:33,290 --> 01:00:35,230 You're like, "(sniff) Ooohh Lord, who is this?" 1262 01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:36,680 - Crazy, you know that right? - Yeah. 1263 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,650 - Chris is good, lives up in the Hills right now, 1264 01:00:38,650 --> 01:00:39,483 - All yeah. 1265 01:00:39,483 --> 01:00:40,560 - it's good. 1266 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,830 - In the Hills with the rich folk. Yeah. 1267 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:45,270 He still acting stuck up? 1268 01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:47,020 - Stuck up? Chris? 1269 01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:50,520 - He act like a white woman in the suburbs raised him. 1270 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,727 - Matter of fact, my boy's here right now, 1271 01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:54,020 what's up big dog? - What's up brother? 1272 01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:58,480 Hey man, hey Mr. Johnson! Haven't seen you in a while. 1273 01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,530 - Well, you see this. 1274 01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:04,067 I see you grown into that big old head of yours (chuckles). 1275 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,600 Boy, I used to feel sorry for yo neck. 1276 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,693 It was like any minute (rope breaking sound) (chuckles). 1277 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:12,640 - Already goin' in man, he ain't changed. 1278 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,940 - Hey man, I'm cool, I got to get thick skin. 1279 01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,033 - Get this Spades goin' now. 1280 01:01:17,033 --> 01:01:19,509 - Look here, you ain't said nothin' but a word, 1281 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,470 now I'm ready to put in a whooping on all y'all. 1282 01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,870 We playing for money, right? 1283 01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:26,850 'Cause look here. 1284 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,117 I am ready to double my social security check (laughing)! 1285 01:01:32,290 --> 01:01:35,122 It ain't everyday, I get to play with a rich NFL` player. 1286 01:01:35,122 --> 01:01:36,357 - So, that's what it's about unc? 1287 01:01:36,357 --> 01:01:38,350 You tryin to empty my pockets, man? 1288 01:01:38,350 --> 01:01:40,400 - Hell yes! Now, let's get it (laughing)! 1289 01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:51,157 - Empty the trash, ahhhh (chuckles) um. 1290 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,930 All right, come on, deal 'em. 1291 01:01:54,930 --> 01:01:58,560 - Wait, wait, wait, you ain't gonna answer her texts? 1292 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,270 - Nope. Don't matter. 1293 01:02:00,270 --> 01:02:05,270 She goin' call regardless, five, four, three, two. 1294 01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:08,436 (phone buzzes) 1295 01:02:09,770 --> 01:02:11,100 Hello? 1296 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:12,690 Yes, Flo. 1297 01:02:12,690 --> 01:02:14,350 I sure will. 1298 01:02:14,350 --> 01:02:18,787 Upstairs? Um hm. Trouble? All right. All right bye bye. 1299 01:02:19,858 --> 01:02:21,010 Whooo. 1300 01:02:21,010 --> 01:02:23,010 - Now how'd you know she was goin' call? 1301 01:02:24,070 --> 01:02:26,370 - Simple, I married a black woman (chuckling). 1302 01:02:28,610 --> 01:02:31,629 - You need to get one of what I have. 1303 01:02:31,629 --> 01:02:32,462 - What is that? 1304 01:02:32,462 --> 01:02:34,360 I mean, is that a blow up doll? 1305 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,528 - (laughing) 1306 01:02:35,528 --> 01:02:37,283 I mean, just seems like you have trouble 1307 01:02:37,283 --> 01:02:38,760 gettin' the real thing. 1308 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,963 - Nah. Anything other than a black woman. 1309 01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:50,509 - Boy, you better get out my house, talkin' that crazy mess! 1310 01:02:50,509 --> 01:02:52,450 (laughing) Before I come over this counter. 1311 01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:54,008 - Hurry on man! 1312 01:02:54,008 --> 01:02:55,220 Come on. 1313 01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:56,053 - Let's work. 1314 01:02:57,010 --> 01:02:58,910 Man, we ain't got all night, let's go! 1315 01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:06,770 Look at him lookin' scared. 1316 01:03:06,770 --> 01:03:07,820 - Take it like a man. 1317 01:03:10,450 --> 01:03:12,163 - Yeah, that's right. 1318 01:03:13,464 --> 01:03:15,136 - You bout to get knocked out! 1319 01:03:15,136 --> 01:03:17,601 - Yeah, let's get it. - Yeah, we gone get you now. 1320 01:03:17,601 --> 01:03:19,830 - Yeah, you scared? You scared? 1321 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:21,508 - What's good? What's good? 1322 01:03:21,508 --> 01:03:23,592 - Hit him, hit him! 1323 01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:24,691 - Yeah, you scared? 1324 01:03:24,691 --> 01:03:25,725 What you goin' do now? 1325 01:03:25,725 --> 01:03:27,453 - Aight, let's get it, come on! 1326 01:03:27,453 --> 01:03:28,286 - Get off me! 1327 01:03:28,286 --> 01:03:29,127 - Yeah, let's get him! Get him! 1328 01:03:29,127 --> 01:03:29,971 - Come on man! 1329 01:03:29,971 --> 01:03:31,090 - Aight! 1330 01:03:31,090 --> 01:03:34,260 - My lady would've never even thought about interrupting me. 1331 01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:35,610 - What you say? 1332 01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:38,610 - She would've just taken the trash out herself. 1333 01:03:38,610 --> 01:03:42,310 The only interruption, is bringin' me an ice cold beer. 1334 01:03:42,310 --> 01:03:44,260 - Now he does have a point there, pops. 1335 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,460 Certain women just get it, pops. 1336 01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:50,277 Now we men, so we real simple, right? 1337 01:03:50,277 --> 01:03:52,400 All we care about is women that can cook, 1338 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,466 give us peace of mind and great sex! 1339 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:57,320 (chuckles) 1340 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,790 - Speaking of which, they really know how... 1341 01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:02,280 - Wait, stop right there (laughing), 1342 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,030 I'm not goin' sit here and listen to this. 1343 01:04:04,030 --> 01:04:07,690 You ain't never been with a black woman to compare! 1344 01:04:07,690 --> 01:04:09,447 - Man, I have! 1345 01:04:09,447 --> 01:04:11,200 - You have? - I have. 1346 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,120 - He hasn't, 'cause everybody knows 1347 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:17,477 that a sister puts it down, all right (chuckling)? 1348 01:04:18,365 --> 01:04:20,710 And that's why your mama got the championship ring. 1349 01:04:20,710 --> 01:04:22,280 I told you bout her! - Sho nuff. 1350 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,220 On our wedding night, you hear me? 1351 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:26,461 Yo mother backed that thing up on me like, 1352 01:04:26,461 --> 01:04:29,053 (brrrp)(brrrp)(brrrp) had me singing 1353 01:04:29,053 --> 01:04:32,336 ♪ My, my, my, my, my... ♪ - And you goin' chime in unc? 1354 01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:33,169 Come on pops, stop. 1355 01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:34,910 - That's how good ya mama made me feel. 1356 01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:36,370 I'm talkin' about your mama, boy. 1357 01:04:36,370 --> 01:04:37,394 - I know you talkin' about her 1358 01:04:37,394 --> 01:04:39,370 and that's why I want you to stop. 1359 01:04:39,370 --> 01:04:41,470 'Cause look pops, times have changed, right? 1360 01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:44,420 People have evolved since your ancient era. 1361 01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,090 - No, no, son. 1362 01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:49,090 The problem is young people today, 1363 01:04:49,090 --> 01:04:51,330 believe whatever the media tells them. 1364 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,640 The media lies to us son. 1365 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,680 The media, they lie to us every day to try to get us 1366 01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,393 to do what they want us to do. 1367 01:05:01,490 --> 01:05:02,573 Like puppets. 1368 01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:10,710 We see it, we believe it. Don't follow the crowd boys. 1369 01:05:12,636 --> 01:05:13,469 - AYE! 1370 01:05:15,589 --> 01:05:18,182 This yo boy, you go first! 1371 01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:19,559 - What's up!? 1372 01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:20,743 - Yeah! Let's go! 1373 01:05:20,743 --> 01:05:24,826 (gang proceeds to jump Derek in) 1374 01:05:37,959 --> 01:05:39,292 - That's enough. 1375 01:05:51,045 --> 01:05:54,295 (gang talking at once) 1376 01:06:19,516 --> 01:06:21,705 - Come on, I got you, man. 1377 01:06:21,705 --> 01:06:22,538 Come on. 1378 01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:33,180 - Okay, I hear you. Case and point, 1379 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:34,620 Jonas, remember the type of car 1380 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,820 I drove in college? - Yeah, little hoopty, Chevy 1381 01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:38,361 hatchback, yeah. - (laughing), 1382 01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:39,194 yeah that. 1383 01:06:39,194 --> 01:06:43,480 Anyway, I was tryin to holla at the sistas. 1384 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,990 They didn't wanna talk to me, 1385 01:06:44,990 --> 01:06:46,670 because the type of car I drove. 1386 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:49,270 - Wait a minute, wait, wait, how'd you get your head, 1387 01:06:49,270 --> 01:06:51,555 yo big old head in that little bitty car? 1388 01:06:51,555 --> 01:06:52,983 - (laughing). - Better yet, how'd you get 1389 01:06:52,983 --> 01:06:53,816 another brother 1390 01:06:53,816 --> 01:06:55,426 in the car wit' you? - (laughing). 1391 01:06:55,426 --> 01:06:56,930 - Wasn't no room in the car, Charlie! 1392 01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:00,063 - Any way, I didn't have a lot of money back then. 1393 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,100 I couldn't afford to take 'em places 1394 01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:05,210 and buy 'em expensive things 1395 01:07:05,210 --> 01:07:08,950 and they was always sayin' stuff like you talk too white 1396 01:07:08,950 --> 01:07:13,123 or relax, you walk too stiff. 1397 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:16,233 - You do. 1398 01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,470 - Okay, okay, but look, 1399 01:07:18,470 --> 01:07:21,747 I was never black enough for the sistas. 1400 01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:29,393 So, guess what? 1401 01:07:30,970 --> 01:07:33,005 I stopped comin' their way. 1402 01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:36,749 - Yeah, yeah, get it all out, yeah. 1403 01:07:36,749 --> 01:07:37,858 Is that it? 1404 01:07:37,858 --> 01:07:40,200 - I don't know Johnny, the boy kind of preachin'. 1405 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,380 Shut up Charlie! 1406 01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:44,893 - But, let me tell you when my life changed. 1407 01:07:47,010 --> 01:07:49,003 When I started datin' other races. 1408 01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:54,150 They didn't ridicule me for not having money. 1409 01:07:54,150 --> 01:07:57,206 In fact, they saw what I could become, 1410 01:07:57,206 --> 01:07:59,150 - What you could become? 1411 01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:00,983 - but when a brother made a come up, 1412 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,893 started driving that Bentley, 1413 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,280 all the sistas wanted one. 1414 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:12,810 I'm like, "Oh, now you wanna holla at a brotha." 1415 01:08:12,810 --> 01:08:13,713 It's too late! 1416 01:08:14,630 --> 01:08:17,633 I started throwing up my own stop sign. 1417 01:08:20,090 --> 01:08:22,590 - Boy, sit yo $5 butt down! - (laughing). 1418 01:08:22,590 --> 01:08:24,162 - Boy, I'll make change on you. 1419 01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:27,416 - Okay! - (laughing). 1420 01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:31,760 - Yeah boy, you are suffering from Black Dateless Syndrome, 1421 01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,040 that's all that is (chuckles). 1422 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,546 - Look here, my office hours are nine to five. 1423 01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:38,782 - (laughing) Maybe his shirt's too tight, Charlie. 1424 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:39,615 - (laughing). 1425 01:08:39,615 --> 01:08:42,610 - Boy I swear, does it snap in the middle, like a leotard? 1426 01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:44,250 - Yeah, I think I saw one of his balls 1427 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,728 hanging off to the side too. 1428 01:08:45,728 --> 01:08:47,764 - Ugh (laughing). 1429 01:08:47,764 --> 01:08:49,559 Ugh, ugh! - (laughing). 1430 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:52,229 - Man, don't worry about it. - (laughing). 1431 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:54,830 - What you laughin' at? With that goat shirt on. 1432 01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:57,120 Mariachi or somethin' like that (indistinct). 1433 01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,430 - Well, my sponsor pays me to wear this shirt, 1434 01:08:58,430 --> 01:08:59,733 so it don't matter, sir. 1435 01:09:02,350 --> 01:09:06,389 - Anyway, I'm tellin' you, black love, 1436 01:09:06,389 --> 01:09:08,590 good black love still exists. 1437 01:09:08,590 --> 01:09:10,036 - Um hm. 1438 01:09:10,036 --> 01:09:13,375 - And look here, no woman is perfect 1439 01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:15,840 and there's good and bad in every race, 1440 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,941 but the problem with you young fellas is, 1441 01:09:17,941 --> 01:09:20,740 y'all's too busy following the trends! 1442 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,210 You need to get with a woman that's good for you, 1443 01:09:23,210 --> 01:09:24,649 no matter what her race is. 1444 01:09:24,649 --> 01:09:28,190 - See your mother, I tell ya, man, she was with me 1445 01:09:28,190 --> 01:09:31,300 when I didn't have two nickels to rub together. 1446 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:33,843 I couldn't even afford to buy her a wedding ring. 1447 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,399 I take it in a string and I tied it around her finger, 1448 01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:42,013 promised to buy her diamond ring someday. 1449 01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:45,490 Your mother wore that string around her finger 1450 01:09:45,490 --> 01:09:48,420 proud all that time and never cared about 1451 01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:50,473 what anybody had to say about it. 1452 01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:54,559 - Wait, wait, wait, pops, this story true? 1453 01:09:54,559 --> 01:09:55,930 - Huh? - Huh? Is it true? 1454 01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:56,763 - You mean... 1455 01:09:56,763 --> 01:09:57,900 Nah, nah, it wasn't true. 1456 01:09:57,900 --> 01:09:59,570 - Johnny, man dang! - Come on pops, man! 1457 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:01,240 - You know what I'm saying? 1458 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,490 The point, listen to what I'm sayin'! 1459 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:03,730 The point is... 1460 01:10:05,639 --> 01:10:08,543 your mother is a good woman! 1461 01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:11,800 - Um hmm, Flo's a good woman and she thick too. 1462 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,870 - Hey, watch your mouth. 1463 01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,930 Hey, that's enough about my wife's onion, all right? 1464 01:10:14,930 --> 01:10:15,763 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1465 01:10:16,915 --> 01:10:20,170 - Now, at the end of the day, your mother, 1466 01:10:20,170 --> 01:10:23,710 she holds me down and at the end of the day, 1467 01:10:23,710 --> 01:10:25,021 that's what every man needs. 1468 01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:25,853 - Um hmm. 1469 01:10:25,853 --> 01:10:27,590 And you know, for years, black women 1470 01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:30,365 have been gettin' a bad rap for bein' strong, 1471 01:10:30,365 --> 01:10:31,198 - Um. 1472 01:10:31,198 --> 01:10:33,280 - but most people fail to realize why they needed to. 1473 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,800 - Educate these youngsters, Charlie. 1474 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,960 - Um hmm, well look here, they raisin' sons with no father. 1475 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:38,793 - Yes. 1476 01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:41,309 - We got 2 million imprisoned black men 1477 01:10:41,309 --> 01:10:42,700 and most with no fathers. 1478 01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:46,600 - That's right, Jay, you always tryin' to get me 1479 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,660 to move out of this neighborhood. 1480 01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:52,503 These young boys need us, but I'll make you a deal. 1481 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:55,130 You build that community center, 1482 01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:59,610 you start those programs and I'll entertain your offer 1483 01:10:59,610 --> 01:11:01,170 to buy me a house. 1484 01:11:01,170 --> 01:11:03,200 - Okay, that's a deal, pops. 1485 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,032 - All right. 1486 01:11:04,032 --> 01:11:05,180 - Hold up! 1487 01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:06,820 How did we get on this topic? 1488 01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:08,320 - You, knucklehead (laughing)! 1489 01:11:09,522 --> 01:11:11,977 - You know what? You two failed to mention 1490 01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:14,980 the two most important things in a relationship. 1491 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:17,830 - Talk about it, Charlie. - And that's love and respect. 1492 01:11:17,830 --> 01:11:18,860 - Yes, sir. 1493 01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:22,109 Now for a woman's got those two things, 1494 01:11:22,109 --> 01:11:23,959 oohh Lord, she'll do anything to you. 1495 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,100 - Charlie, you mean anything for you, right? 1496 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:27,933 - Yeah, that's what I meant. 1497 01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:29,230 - Yes. - (chuckling). 1498 01:11:29,230 --> 01:11:30,900 - Now Jonas, look here. 1499 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:33,500 I saw how you was lookin' at Lisa earlier. 1500 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:35,870 - Yeah, yeah, I had to keep my eye on Jesus 1501 01:11:35,870 --> 01:11:36,829 when she walked in. 1502 01:11:36,829 --> 01:11:38,502 - Whhoooo, oooohhhh, ooohhh, 1503 01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:40,202 little sweet tenderoni (laughing)! 1504 01:11:41,492 --> 01:11:43,360 - Yeah, she's still lookin' good, man, 1505 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,450 but look, she left me. I mean just disappeared. 1506 01:11:46,450 --> 01:11:47,960 - Well, what did you do? 1507 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,180 - Pops to this day I have no idea, man. 1508 01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:53,139 - Wait, am I missing something? 1509 01:11:53,139 --> 01:11:54,210 Lisa's in town? 1510 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,147 - Yeah and she looks amazing man 1511 01:11:56,147 --> 01:11:57,280 and the cold part about it, 1512 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,030 I couldn't even hide it from Jasmine. 1513 01:11:59,030 --> 01:12:02,164 - Sounds like y'all got unfinished business. 1514 01:12:02,164 --> 01:12:05,100 - (chuckles) Yep, you still love Lisa? 1515 01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:09,127 - Why would he go back to Lisa? Remember she left him. 1516 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:12,760 - All right, y'all ain't tryin' to play no cards. 1517 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,530 Listen, I'm startin' to feel like Dr. Phil. 1518 01:12:15,530 --> 01:12:17,230 I'm goin' to bed 1519 01:12:17,230 --> 01:12:19,397 and Derek better get his butt in this house. 1520 01:12:19,397 --> 01:12:20,980 - Wait, now I still need to deduct 1521 01:12:20,980 --> 01:12:22,430 my social security check now! 1522 01:12:25,130 --> 01:12:27,493 - I know you're not seriously considering this. 1523 01:12:28,546 --> 01:12:30,309 - Aye man, I owe it to myself to see what happened 1524 01:12:30,309 --> 01:12:32,530 between us and if they're still something between us. 1525 01:12:32,530 --> 01:12:37,020 - No man, she had a chance bro, a woman like Lisa, 1526 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,059 she doesn't deserve men like us. 1527 01:12:39,059 --> 01:12:41,889 - Hold on, why do you care who I'm with? 1528 01:12:41,889 --> 01:12:43,980 - Come on Jay, man, 1529 01:12:43,980 --> 01:12:45,780 I just don't wanna see you get hurt. 1530 01:12:47,410 --> 01:12:48,243 - I respect that 1531 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,820 - Yo Jay, what happened to D, man? 1532 01:12:58,770 --> 01:13:00,793 - Ayo pops! Pops! 1533 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,150 - What happened Jay? 1534 01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:06,120 - Derek, what happened to my son!? 1535 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,477 I'm not gonna ask you again, 1536 01:13:07,477 --> 01:13:08,895 what happened to my son!? 1537 01:13:08,895 --> 01:13:10,093 - It was a gang initiation! 1538 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,460 - Got you lil bro. - Come on Flo, answer the 1539 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,293 phone. 1540 01:13:15,293 --> 01:13:16,950 Answer the phone! 1541 01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:19,270 - Yo Chris, need you to hold the spot down for me, man. 1542 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,103 - I got you. 1543 01:13:20,103 --> 01:13:22,210 - Anybody call, we at the Bayview Hospital. 1544 01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:23,950 - Somethin' bad happened to Derek! 1545 01:13:23,950 --> 01:13:26,250 Meet us at the at the Bayview Hospital! 1546 01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:27,713 - You're goin' be all right, dog. 1547 01:13:38,555 --> 01:13:40,472 - Oh man, this place... 1548 01:14:03,367 --> 01:14:05,617 - Mama Johnson is that you? 1549 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:08,633 Who's there? 1550 01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,693 - It's Chris. 1551 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,969 Lisa!? Is that you? 1552 01:14:14,969 --> 01:14:16,230 - Chris? What are you doing here? 1553 01:14:16,230 --> 01:14:18,620 - I can ask you the same. 1554 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:21,702 - I was upstairs taking a nap when I heard noises. 1555 01:14:21,702 --> 01:14:22,840 I wasn't expecting to see you here. 1556 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,809 - I bet you weren't, 1557 01:14:24,809 --> 01:14:26,930 I reached out to you a few times, but... 1558 01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,230 - Where is everyone? 1559 01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:32,410 - You mean Jay, Jasmine (indistinct) for something, 1560 01:14:32,410 --> 01:14:34,683 but everyone else, I'm not sure. 1561 01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:39,814 - Okay, it's gettin' late, I'ma go turn it in for the night. 1562 01:14:39,814 --> 01:14:41,490 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1563 01:14:41,490 --> 01:14:44,000 You don't gotta be so quick to leave. 1564 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,300 Why don't you stay and you know, 1565 01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:47,150 keep me company til everyone returns? 1566 01:14:48,570 --> 01:14:51,943 - Why Chris? Remember? I was never good enough for Jonas. 1567 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:53,612 - Hmm. 1568 01:14:53,612 --> 01:14:57,120 You remembered that. We were kids, 1569 01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,830 let's leave the past in the past. 1570 01:14:58,830 --> 01:15:02,143 Besides, I was just tryin' to protect you from Jay. 1571 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:07,469 - Derek! Hang in there Derek! We got you man! Hang in there! 1572 01:15:07,469 --> 01:15:09,450 Go! Hurry up! Go! Go! 1573 01:15:09,450 --> 01:15:10,800 - Go home and wait for your mama, 1574 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,360 just in case she doesn't get my message. 1575 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:13,193 - Okay. 1576 01:15:13,193 --> 01:15:15,163 - Derek, hold on, son. Hold on now. 1577 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:19,937 Pull up right here in the front, right here in the front! 1578 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:02,889 - And I'm supposed to thank you? 1579 01:16:02,889 --> 01:16:05,100 And why the hell you keep sending pictures to my DM's? 1580 01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:06,593 'Cause we're not friends! 1581 01:16:06,593 --> 01:16:10,600 - I did what I did for you. You a sweet girl. 1582 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,080 - What are you doin'? 1583 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:15,570 - Remember, I liked you first, Jay just got in the way. 1584 01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:17,870 I guess you like that football star type, huh? 1585 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:22,309 Back then I was just this tall, skinny kid wit' a big head, 1586 01:16:22,309 --> 01:16:25,260 but I'm all grown up now. 1587 01:16:25,260 --> 01:16:29,397 - Um and clearly I see you've grown into your big ego too. 1588 01:16:29,397 --> 01:16:31,282 - And a bank account to match it. 1589 01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:34,760 I see the way you be lookin' at me. 1590 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,570 - I'm looking? Nah, see you got it all.. 1591 01:16:36,570 --> 01:16:39,393 - Wrong? I don't think so. 1592 01:16:41,770 --> 01:16:44,700 This is a time for us to finally be together. 1593 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,860 I don't see what you saw in Jay, anyway. 1594 01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:50,280 - What? Be together, nah Chris, see now you trippin. 1595 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,883 - Look, I was the one deserving of you, not Jay. 1596 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:59,693 Everything was given to him and he never appreciated it. 1597 01:17:01,590 --> 01:17:03,290 - I've never felt that way about you. 1598 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:06,889 It's always been about Jonas, never about you. 1599 01:17:06,889 --> 01:17:11,889 - Jonas, Jonas, Jonas. I'm so tired of that name. 1600 01:17:13,850 --> 01:17:15,853 - Leave now and maybe I won't tell him 1601 01:17:15,853 --> 01:17:18,020 what his supposedly best friend said. 1602 01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:20,750 - FORGET JAY! You know you want this! 1603 01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,800 - What!? 1604 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,633 Chris, no! 1605 01:17:23,990 --> 01:17:25,889 - Lord, I'm so glad I charged up my phone, 1606 01:17:25,889 --> 01:17:28,690 I would've never gotten that message from Johnny! 1607 01:17:28,690 --> 01:17:29,639 Oh God (panicking)! 1608 01:17:30,547 --> 01:17:33,050 - [Passenger] Now, I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord 1609 01:17:33,050 --> 01:17:34,448 my soul to keep. 1610 01:17:34,448 --> 01:17:37,280 Lord, (indistinct)! 1611 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,240 - I'll take what I want, 1612 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,793 rather you wanna give it to me or not. 1613 01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:45,730 Go ahead, go ahead. Beg for it. 1614 01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:46,733 - Chris stop! 1615 01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:52,133 - Go ahead, beg for it. 1616 01:17:53,733 --> 01:17:56,433 - You trippin'. - I'll like it even more. 1617 01:17:56,433 --> 01:17:57,540 - Get off of me! - I can't stand women 1618 01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:58,373 like you! 1619 01:17:59,611 --> 01:18:01,730 Think you're too good for a brother! 1620 01:18:01,730 --> 01:18:02,920 - Chris, think about what you're doing, 1621 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,580 you're making a big mistake. 1622 01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:05,859 Someone can walk in here, anyone. 1623 01:18:05,859 --> 01:18:07,250 - SO!! 1624 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:11,943 No one's gonna believe you! It's my word, against yours! 1625 01:18:13,584 --> 01:18:14,629 - Chris stop! 1626 01:18:14,629 --> 01:18:17,530 Chris stop it, what are you doing? 1627 01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:19,330 - Hey man! The hell's goin' on in here!? 1628 01:18:19,330 --> 01:18:20,570 - He tried to rape me! 1629 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:21,800 - Tried to rape you? What's wrong wit' you! 1630 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,737 - Man, ain't nobody try to rape that girl! 1631 01:18:23,737 --> 01:18:25,570 - Time for you to leave, Chris. 1632 01:18:25,570 --> 01:18:27,530 - So it's like that, man? 1633 01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:28,940 You just gonna believe her? - Hey hey! One thing I know 1634 01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:31,202 about Lisa, she ain't a liar, dude! 1635 01:18:32,719 --> 01:18:35,853 - So, it's like that? - Yeah, it's like that. 1636 01:18:36,858 --> 01:18:38,050 All this damn time, you've been tryin' to make me 1637 01:18:38,050 --> 01:18:39,520 stray away from Lisa, huh? 1638 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,120 Tryin' to block what God has had for me 1639 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:42,883 this whole time, right? 1640 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:47,969 - You know what you know? You know I loved her first. 1641 01:18:47,969 --> 01:18:49,070 - Huh? 1642 01:18:49,070 --> 01:18:51,719 - All through high school and college. 1643 01:18:51,719 --> 01:18:54,963 Man, you had the best girls, the nicest cars, 1644 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,463 everything came so easy to Jonas. 1645 01:19:00,070 --> 01:19:01,430 I was just 'posed to sit around 1646 01:19:01,430 --> 01:19:03,440 and get yo sloppy seconds, 1647 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:07,790 but you know what, man, she ain't all that anyway. 1648 01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:09,820 - Okay, leave now before I call the police! 1649 01:19:09,820 --> 01:19:11,020 - All right (chuckling). 1650 01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:14,124 - Hey, you okay? 1651 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:14,957 - Yeah, (indistinct). 1652 01:19:14,957 --> 01:19:18,957 - Aye (chuckling), before I go, 1653 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,688 you ever wonder why Lisa broke up with you? 1654 01:19:26,688 --> 01:19:30,500 I would know, because I set it all up. 1655 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,448 - Chris, what are you doing? Don't do this. 1656 01:19:32,448 --> 01:19:33,990 - (laughing). - What are you talking about? 1657 01:19:33,990 --> 01:19:37,219 - Nothing Chris, please. - Sweet Jasmine, glad you 1658 01:19:37,219 --> 01:19:40,027 could make it, aye, we're all here 1659 01:19:40,027 --> 01:19:41,430 and they need to know. 1660 01:19:41,430 --> 01:19:42,621 - He doesn't need to know. 1661 01:19:42,621 --> 01:19:43,650 - I don't need to know what Jasmine? 1662 01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:45,916 - Nothing, Chris, please... - Get! 1663 01:19:45,916 --> 01:19:47,350 - No. - What!? 1664 01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:50,230 You like stories? I got a doozy for you, bro. 1665 01:19:50,230 --> 01:19:51,710 - Yeah, okay. 1666 01:19:51,710 --> 01:19:53,073 - Once upon a time, 1667 01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:57,240 I paid a girl to be in your apartment naked, 1668 01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:02,240 then I called Lisa, and I told Lisa to come to your room 1669 01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:07,790 and when Lisa got there, sweet Jasmine was there. 1670 01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:10,907 She answered the door butt ass naked (chuckling). 1671 01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:12,900 - Jasmine!? 1672 01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:14,740 - So, that's where I know you from? 1673 01:20:14,740 --> 01:20:17,850 - (chuckling) Just a little confession 1674 01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:21,663 before we part ways, brother. 1675 01:20:21,663 --> 01:20:24,200 - No, he's not worth it! he's not worth it 1676 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:27,793 - Jonas, I'm sorry you had to find out like this. 1677 01:20:29,180 --> 01:20:30,730 You supposed to be my man, huh? 1678 01:20:31,820 --> 01:20:33,650 How are y'all goin' do this to me? 1679 01:20:33,650 --> 01:20:36,230 After all I did for you and you, huh!? 1680 01:20:37,340 --> 01:20:40,070 - Jasmine ain't nothing but a gold digger. 1681 01:20:40,070 --> 01:20:45,070 As for me, I got tired of seeing everything go your way. 1682 01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:49,396 Then you not giving a damn about no one, but yoself. 1683 01:20:49,396 --> 01:20:51,860 - Jonas, I was that person back then, but I'm different now. 1684 01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:53,492 I do love you. - (laughing) 1685 01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:55,173 - I do. - Love, love. 1686 01:20:56,170 --> 01:20:57,290 Is that the same love 1687 01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:59,553 that just had you in my bed earlier tonight? 1688 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,040 - You know you've been bribing me since college. 1689 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:05,420 Jonas, I do love you. 1690 01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:06,840 - Look, - I do. 1691 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:10,120 - Has he told you that he lost his $40 million contract 1692 01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,940 when he hurt himself? 1693 01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:13,833 Hey, still love him? 1694 01:21:15,219 --> 01:21:17,577 I bet you ain't even told your family, did you? 1695 01:21:21,276 --> 01:21:25,609 (clapping) The great Jonas Johnson. 1696 01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:30,860 How does it feel to be tossed aside? 1697 01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:32,460 - Feels like I'm the same 1698 01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:34,570 and you'll never be like me on your best day. 1699 01:21:34,570 --> 01:21:38,763 So, on my mama, you better get outta here dude! 1700 01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:43,763 - (chuckles) All right, I'll leave, but hey, before I go. 1701 01:21:46,910 --> 01:21:49,993 I told you I've been with a black woman. 1702 01:21:54,530 --> 01:21:55,362 - I'm sorry. 1703 01:21:56,219 --> 01:21:57,053 - Let's GO! 1704 01:21:58,480 --> 01:21:59,452 - Goodbye Jasmine. 1705 01:22:02,139 --> 01:22:03,680 No, no, no, no, no, baby, baby, it's over. 1706 01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:04,513 They're out of our lives. 1707 01:22:04,513 --> 01:22:07,350 They're out of our lives, all right? 1708 01:22:07,350 --> 01:22:09,370 Whoa, whoa, whoa, but how are you? 1709 01:22:09,370 --> 01:22:10,389 All right, did he hurt you? 1710 01:22:10,389 --> 01:22:13,110 - No, I'm fine. - Huh? 1711 01:22:23,070 --> 01:22:24,139 - Go slow. 1712 01:22:24,139 --> 01:22:25,897 - You okay little man? 1713 01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:26,730 - I'm a G. 1714 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:32,469 - Doctor said he'll be fine, just minor cuts and bruises. 1715 01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:33,370 - Let me help you. 1716 01:22:35,219 --> 01:22:36,303 You a G, huh? 1717 01:22:37,857 --> 01:22:39,743 - Easy now, easy. 1718 01:22:39,743 --> 01:22:41,130 I got you, all right. 1719 01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:42,532 - You two need to talk. 1720 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,440 Now I've had my say in the matter. 1721 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,440 - Yes ma'am. 1722 01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:48,666 - Lisa a lot's been goin' on tonight, baby I'll fill you in. 1723 01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:49,950 Are you still stayin' with us? 1724 01:22:49,950 --> 01:22:52,903 - Yes ma'am, I completely understand. 1725 01:22:54,630 --> 01:22:56,730 I'll leave you all to talk, okay? 1726 01:22:56,730 --> 01:22:57,739 Have a good night. 1727 01:22:57,739 --> 01:22:58,700 - Goodnight, I'll see you tomorrow. 1728 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,813 - Son, I meant what I said. 1729 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:05,773 I love you, son. 1730 01:23:07,927 --> 01:23:08,817 I love you, son. 1731 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,809 - I love you too pops. 1732 01:23:10,809 --> 01:23:13,202 - Hey pops, what about that three second rule? 1733 01:23:17,010 --> 01:23:20,763 - That rule no longer applies to either of my boys, 1734 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,007 come here, now. 1735 01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:36,870 Flo, I've got something that I need to go and handle. 1736 01:23:36,870 --> 01:23:37,702 - Johnny... 1737 01:23:37,702 --> 01:23:39,103 - But, I will be back shortly. 1738 01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:43,960 Goodnight everybody. - Johnny, please, please, 1739 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,013 be careful. 1740 01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:49,741 - Hey I'm goin' wit' you pops. - Oh my God. 1741 01:23:49,741 --> 01:23:51,080 - Goodnight fellas. - All right now. 1742 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:51,937 - Oh God, please. 1743 01:23:51,937 --> 01:23:53,207 Jesus, please, please. - Ay pops, can you change 1744 01:23:53,207 --> 01:23:54,040 your shirt? 1745 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,106 Can't go in the hood with this shirt on. 1746 01:23:55,106 --> 01:23:56,693 - Flo, it's goin' be all right Flo. 1747 01:23:56,693 --> 01:23:58,960 Flo, it's goin' be all right. - Oh God, oh God, oh God. 1748 01:23:59,927 --> 01:24:02,580 - Derek, you need anything, baby? 1749 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:04,490 - No, Auntie, I'm fine. 1750 01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:06,796 - Are you sure there? Looka there. Jesus. 1751 01:24:06,796 --> 01:24:07,860 - I'm gonna go to bed, actually. 1752 01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:10,882 - Baby, you got to be more careful, look here. 1753 01:24:10,882 --> 01:24:11,715 - I got it, I got it. 1754 01:24:12,642 --> 01:24:14,000 - You good? Um. 1755 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,320 - Sure you're okay? 1756 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:16,153 - I am Charlie. 1757 01:24:17,070 --> 01:24:18,559 - Let me help him a little bit. 1758 01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:20,280 Lord baby, obviously... 1759 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,730 - You guys have a good night. 1760 01:24:28,020 --> 01:24:31,380 - Get some rest now, go ahead, go in your room. 1761 01:24:31,380 --> 01:24:36,380 Don't come back down. Jesus, um, um, um, um. I tell ya. 1762 01:24:39,349 --> 01:24:40,766 Charlie, come on. 1763 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,250 (whispering) Come on up here. 1764 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,719 - Oh yeah, it's gettin' late! 1765 01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:47,380 - Yes it is, it's gettin very late. 1766 01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:48,740 - I better go too. 1767 01:24:48,740 --> 01:24:51,180 - You call, go ahead now. 1768 01:24:51,180 --> 01:24:53,219 Go ahead Charlie, I'll see you tomorrow. 1769 01:24:53,219 --> 01:24:54,340 - See y'all later. 1770 01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:59,107 - Come on Charlie, shhhh, come on. Be quiet, shhhh. 1771 01:25:00,277 --> 01:25:02,057 Get you some (indistinct). 1772 01:25:02,057 --> 01:25:05,307 (Hip hop music begins) 1773 01:25:20,626 --> 01:25:23,293 (knock on door) 1774 01:25:24,178 --> 01:25:25,011 - Door like this? 1775 01:25:25,011 --> 01:25:26,588 - Man, what the... - Who's this? 1776 01:25:26,588 --> 01:25:28,090 (knock on door) 1777 01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,257 - Who is that? 1778 01:25:32,110 --> 01:25:33,233 - Stand down. 1779 01:25:38,709 --> 01:25:41,170 What's up wit you two? We cool? 1780 01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:43,040 - That's yet to be determined, 1781 01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:44,760 - I think you know why we're here, right? 1782 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,400 Y'all jumped my little brother. 1783 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,160 - (laughing) 1784 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:49,853 - Oh, that's funny to you, huh? 1785 01:25:52,544 --> 01:25:54,553 - Well, if it ain't Mr. NFL himself. 1786 01:25:55,627 --> 01:25:58,130 You two got some heart comin' in here. 1787 01:25:58,130 --> 01:26:00,130 I could blow your brains out right here! 1788 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:03,250 - Boy, you don't scare me. 1789 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,969 Now, I know your daddy. 1790 01:26:04,969 --> 01:26:07,080 We was boys before he went off to prison 1791 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:09,290 to serve a life sentence. 1792 01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:13,300 Now, you can shoot me, but what is that going to accomplish? 1793 01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,851 You wanna die in prison like your father? 1794 01:26:15,851 --> 01:26:16,684 - (chuckles). 1795 01:26:16,684 --> 01:26:18,850 - Now, I know why you're angry, son. 1796 01:26:18,850 --> 01:26:20,450 I know why all of you are angry, 1797 01:26:21,570 --> 01:26:25,963 but you can't let the sins of your father become yours! 1798 01:26:27,712 --> 01:26:29,097 - Don't come in here actin' like you understand us 1799 01:26:29,097 --> 01:26:32,323 or better than us, especially you Mr. NFL! 1800 01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,690 I should just blow your head off! 1801 01:26:38,690 --> 01:26:40,290 You don't care nothin' about us. 1802 01:26:40,290 --> 01:26:41,867 You donate some tennis shoes around Christmas. 1803 01:26:41,867 --> 01:26:44,700 and you think that makes it right? 1804 01:26:49,690 --> 01:26:50,930 - Now, wait a minute, boy, I'm not goin' just let you... 1805 01:26:50,930 --> 01:26:54,233 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, it's okay, pops. I got it. 1806 01:26:59,350 --> 01:27:02,710 Yeah, you goin' shoot me, Boog? Hmm? 1807 01:27:02,710 --> 01:27:03,830 Pull the trigger, 1808 01:27:03,830 --> 01:27:06,303 'cause I ain't afraid to die what I believe in. 1809 01:27:07,455 --> 01:27:08,600 - What you believe in!? - Yeah. 1810 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,670 - And, what you believe in, huh? 1811 01:27:10,670 --> 01:27:11,690 - My family... 1812 01:27:14,210 --> 01:27:18,817 and you, Boog, yeah and everybody in here 1813 01:27:19,857 --> 01:27:24,833 and I believe, we stop killin' each other and work together. 1814 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:31,270 We can make things happen, man. That's what I believe. 1815 01:27:31,270 --> 01:27:32,280 - How are we goin' to do that!? 1816 01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:34,430 - First by you takin' that gun out by head. 1817 01:27:37,090 --> 01:27:39,823 And let's chop it up, I got you. 1818 01:27:44,860 --> 01:27:46,559 - We don't need no empty promises. 1819 01:27:47,410 --> 01:27:49,230 That's all people ever done is lied to us. 1820 01:27:49,230 --> 01:27:51,910 - Ay, it's me, you got my word 1821 01:27:51,910 --> 01:27:53,059 and I'ma listen to you. 1822 01:27:54,323 --> 01:27:55,690 Now, tell me what we need. 1823 01:27:55,690 --> 01:27:59,323 I wanna change this world, let's start wit' our hood. 1824 01:27:59,323 --> 01:28:00,313 What we need? 1825 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,993 - We'll see, we'll chop it up. 1826 01:28:05,993 --> 01:28:07,400 - All right, that's my word. 1827 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:08,233 - All right. 1828 01:28:10,175 --> 01:28:12,143 - Aight, let's go pops. 1829 01:28:20,090 --> 01:28:23,173 (upbeat music plays) 1830 01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:50,107 - Charlie, now I'm not a loose woman, 1831 01:28:50,107 --> 01:28:53,139 but I am havin' a loose moment. 1832 01:28:53,139 --> 01:28:56,111 - Well, I'm goin' do my best to break yo back! 1833 01:28:56,111 --> 01:28:57,645 - Oooohhhh oooohhh ooohhh - (laughing). 1834 01:28:57,645 --> 01:28:59,967 - Now my back been broke, years ago! 1835 01:29:10,590 --> 01:29:12,630 - So you... - So you... 1836 01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:14,580 - come on, sit down, you go first babe. 1837 01:29:16,300 --> 01:29:17,133 Just relax. 1838 01:29:25,910 --> 01:29:28,139 - Why didn't you come for me? 1839 01:29:29,993 --> 01:29:32,862 I know I made it virtually impossible for you to find me, 1840 01:29:34,004 --> 01:29:36,154 but I believe that love always finds a way. 1841 01:29:38,889 --> 01:29:40,903 - We found each other now, right? 1842 01:29:42,303 --> 01:29:44,160 'Cause we're here right now 1843 01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,410 and if any constellation, 1844 01:29:46,559 --> 01:29:48,373 Lisa I thought about you every day. 1845 01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,920 It was just my foolish pride 1846 01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:52,820 that stopped me from coming after you. 1847 01:29:54,630 --> 01:29:56,180 - You're engaged to be married. 1848 01:29:57,171 --> 01:29:59,230 - Yeah, well, Aunt B was right, 1849 01:29:59,230 --> 01:30:00,663 Jasmine never had my heart, 1850 01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,563 I mean, truth be told no one can ever take your place. 1851 01:30:08,490 --> 01:30:10,320 - I don't know if my heart... 1852 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,210 risk being broken. 1853 01:30:12,210 --> 01:30:13,043 - Mine either. 1854 01:30:14,130 --> 01:30:16,660 Lisa I was devastated when you left, 1855 01:30:16,660 --> 01:30:18,600 but what remained constant. 1856 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,723 Was my love for you. 1857 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,103 Woman, I love you more than I ever have. 1858 01:30:25,469 --> 01:30:27,570 I'm mature enough now to deal with my feelings, 1859 01:30:27,570 --> 01:30:28,583 I wasn't back then. 1860 01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:35,623 - I'm scared. 1861 01:30:36,718 --> 01:30:37,678 - I know. 1862 01:30:37,678 --> 01:30:40,511 (R&B music plays) 1863 01:31:23,977 --> 01:31:25,227 - Go from here? 1864 01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,263 - Let's figure it out another day. 1865 01:31:35,300 --> 01:31:36,889 What I need to know... 1866 01:31:36,889 --> 01:31:39,045 - I'm (indistinct) (chuckles). 1867 01:31:39,045 --> 01:31:41,878 (R&B music plays) 1868 01:31:57,370 --> 01:31:59,370 - And what's it come to? 1869 01:31:59,370 --> 01:32:01,678 A hot glorified mess. 1870 01:32:01,678 --> 01:32:04,910 Son, you hurt me when you said we embarrassed you. 1871 01:32:04,910 --> 01:32:07,910 We sacrificed everything so that you could be where you are. 1872 01:32:10,050 --> 01:32:10,883 - You did, ma. 1873 01:32:12,249 --> 01:32:14,889 - But you don't want nobody that looks like me. 1874 01:32:14,889 --> 01:32:17,362 Son, just who am I to you? 1875 01:32:18,361 --> 01:32:21,420 - Ma, I wasn't sayin' that about you, ma. 1876 01:32:21,420 --> 01:32:22,420 - You don't have to. 1877 01:32:23,428 --> 01:32:24,844 Your actions did. 1878 01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:44,300 - Good morning, ma. 1879 01:32:44,350 --> 01:32:47,483 - Morning son, you're up mighty early. 1880 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:55,020 - I wanna apologize 1881 01:32:56,665 --> 01:32:57,777 for not being here 1882 01:32:59,663 --> 01:33:02,023 and the way I treated you throughout the years. 1883 01:33:06,350 --> 01:33:07,600 Ma, look at me. 1884 01:33:12,462 --> 01:33:13,295 Ma. 1885 01:33:16,093 --> 01:33:18,143 I wish you would've told me you was sick. 1886 01:33:21,014 --> 01:33:22,615 - I didn't wanna worry you, son. 1887 01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:36,317 - She reminded me of you. 1888 01:33:40,130 --> 01:33:42,463 - Who are you talkin' about? 1889 01:33:44,150 --> 01:33:45,383 - A long time ago, 1890 01:33:47,150 --> 01:33:49,573 I did choose a woman just like you, 1891 01:33:52,780 --> 01:33:57,323 Lisa, but she hurt me, ma. 1892 01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:03,630 Yeah, Lisa 1893 01:34:05,969 --> 01:34:08,257 has every quality I love about you. 1894 01:34:13,486 --> 01:34:15,903 - I knew she is a good woman. 1895 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,303 - So it wasn't you, it was Lisa. 1896 01:34:22,905 --> 01:34:27,905 (indistinct), you, reminded me of everything about Lisa 1897 01:34:27,910 --> 01:34:29,200 that was familiar to us 1898 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,683 and that hurt. 1899 01:34:36,110 --> 01:34:37,889 That's why I didn't stay. 1900 01:34:42,687 --> 01:34:44,187 But I never meant to hurt you. 1901 01:34:47,260 --> 01:34:48,093 - I know, son. 1902 01:34:49,838 --> 01:34:52,433 I want you to know I'm proud of you. 1903 01:34:54,391 --> 01:34:56,558 My baby is back. 1904 01:34:56,558 --> 01:34:58,463 - (chuckles) Yes I am. 1905 01:35:00,469 --> 01:35:01,373 Yes I am. 1906 01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:07,153 You, I love you. - I love you too, baby. 1907 01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:11,097 - You still the most beautiful woman in the world to me. 1908 01:35:11,097 --> 01:35:13,294 - I know (chuckling). 1909 01:35:13,294 --> 01:35:15,020 So come on, help me make these pancakes 1910 01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,530 like we did back in the day. 1911 01:35:16,530 --> 01:35:18,260 - Sure, if only you're making your famous 1912 01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:19,588 blueberry pancakes. 1913 01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:22,389 - You better know it honey, that's you and Derek's favorite. 1914 01:35:22,389 --> 01:35:23,822 - Yeah. 1915 01:35:23,822 --> 01:35:25,401 - All right? - All right. 1916 01:35:25,401 --> 01:35:27,843 - Start off with some flour and sugar and baking powder. 1917 01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:39,357 - Woman, don't start nothin'! 1918 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:41,844 Only brought one pill with me. 1919 01:35:41,844 --> 01:35:44,374 - (whispering) Oh, I got a stash (indistinct). 1920 01:35:44,374 --> 01:35:45,707 - What? - (chuckling). 1921 01:35:45,707 --> 01:35:47,180 - Shhhh. 1922 01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:48,013 - Shhhh. 1923 01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:52,517 (whispering) 1924 01:35:59,476 --> 01:36:00,710 - (clears throat) 1925 01:36:00,710 --> 01:36:02,757 - Heyyyy! Charlie! - Hey! 1926 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:05,740 Hey, look at Charlie, Charlie, hey, 1927 01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:07,780 you just came here, just today. 1928 01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:09,250 - Uh huh. - Look at Charlie stoppin in 1929 01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:10,083 today. 1930 01:36:10,083 --> 01:36:12,290 So early to visit us, look at Charlie. 1931 01:36:12,290 --> 01:36:13,503 - You up early. 1932 01:36:13,503 --> 01:36:15,818 I just came by to, you know, take Barb to breakfast. 1933 01:36:15,818 --> 01:36:17,215 - Ohhhh. 1934 01:36:17,215 --> 01:36:19,252 So, Barb, Barbara, - Huh? 1935 01:36:19,252 --> 01:36:23,710 - So you're going to breakfast in your pajamas? 1936 01:36:23,710 --> 01:36:26,190 - Yeah, uh huh, of course, you ain't heard of the new place 1937 01:36:26,190 --> 01:36:27,600 called the Pajama House? 1938 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:28,860 - The Pajama House? 1939 01:36:28,860 --> 01:36:30,600 - Yeah, uh huh and nephew look, 1940 01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,510 you can come and just eat your pajamas, 1941 01:36:32,510 --> 01:36:33,416 eat your breakfast, yeah. 1942 01:36:33,416 --> 01:36:34,250 - Um hmm. - Yeah. 1943 01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:35,300 - Sho can. - Yup. 1944 01:36:35,300 --> 01:36:36,290 Well, church ain't the only place 1945 01:36:36,290 --> 01:36:38,010 where you can just come as you are. 1946 01:36:38,010 --> 01:36:39,530 Okay? - Yeah. 1947 01:36:39,530 --> 01:36:41,580 - Okay, I see. 1948 01:36:41,580 --> 01:36:44,830 Well Charlie, why don't you just stay for breakfast? 1949 01:36:44,830 --> 01:36:45,850 Pancakes... 1950 01:36:47,170 --> 01:36:48,775 - Sounds good to me! 1951 01:36:48,775 --> 01:36:49,618 I'm stayin'. 1952 01:36:49,618 --> 01:36:50,509 (laughter at once) 1953 01:36:50,509 --> 01:36:55,189 - All right, come on, let's eat. 1954 01:36:55,189 --> 01:37:00,189 - Whew. 1955 01:37:05,351 --> 01:37:09,809 - ♪ Self a Merry little Christmas, let your heart be... ♪ 1956 01:37:09,809 --> 01:37:10,980 - Charlie!? 1957 01:37:10,980 --> 01:37:14,530 You left yo glasses in the bathroom last night. 1958 01:37:14,530 --> 01:37:16,880 Now, how in the world did you drive home 1959 01:37:16,880 --> 01:37:18,920 without these glasses? 1960 01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:20,410 You got cataracts Charlie. 1961 01:37:20,410 --> 01:37:22,351 - It was hard, but I made it. 1962 01:37:22,351 --> 01:37:23,193 (all chuckles) 1963 01:37:23,193 --> 01:37:24,398 - Uh huh, uh huh. 1964 01:37:24,398 --> 01:37:25,764 - Good morning everyone! 1965 01:37:25,764 --> 01:37:26,630 - Good morning! 1966 01:37:26,630 --> 01:37:27,463 - Hey baby. 1967 01:37:27,463 --> 01:37:28,719 - Mr. Charlie, I apologize, 1968 01:37:28,719 --> 01:37:30,780 but my rental blocked you in last night. 1969 01:37:30,780 --> 01:37:31,612 - Yeah. 1970 01:37:33,046 --> 01:37:33,963 - Hmmm, um! 1971 01:37:36,407 --> 01:37:38,690 - All right, all right. 1972 01:37:38,690 --> 01:37:40,843 He slept with me last night in my room. 1973 01:37:43,340 --> 01:37:45,003 Look, we grown, shoot. 1974 01:37:46,370 --> 01:37:47,910 - Girl, we just messin' with you. 1975 01:37:47,910 --> 01:37:50,190 I looked in on you last night and saw him sleeping 1976 01:37:50,190 --> 01:37:51,090 on the couch. 1977 01:37:51,090 --> 01:37:52,830 - But I'll bet you he got in that bed 1978 01:37:52,830 --> 01:37:54,650 later on (laughing). 1979 01:37:54,650 --> 01:37:55,708 You know I did. 1980 01:37:55,708 --> 01:37:56,800 (laughter at once) 1981 01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:57,633 - Hey baby. 1982 01:37:57,633 --> 01:37:58,707 - Hey babe. 1983 01:37:58,707 --> 01:37:59,702 - Good morning Jonas. 1984 01:37:59,702 --> 01:38:01,873 - I have an early flight to catch. 1985 01:38:01,873 --> 01:38:02,903 - Ah, I didn't know you were leavin' this soon. 1986 01:38:02,903 --> 01:38:04,780 - I know, I forgot to mention it last night, 1987 01:38:04,780 --> 01:38:06,827 but one of my clients has an emergency. 1988 01:38:07,817 --> 01:38:09,040 - Aight. 1989 01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:11,233 - Seems that a lot happened last night. 1990 01:38:13,170 --> 01:38:15,098 You care to share. 1991 01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:16,762 - It's a long story pop... 1992 01:38:16,762 --> 01:38:18,710 - Did we miss somethin'? 1993 01:38:18,710 --> 01:38:22,160 - Let's just say, we seized the moment. 1994 01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:25,253 - Oooohhh baby, you go 'head and help yoself (laughing)! 1995 01:38:25,253 --> 01:38:27,290 - Um hmm, that's beautiful son. 1996 01:38:27,290 --> 01:38:30,757 - I told you, I told you, I told you (laughing). 1997 01:38:30,757 --> 01:38:32,090 - (indistinct). 1998 01:38:32,090 --> 01:38:32,923 Thank you pops. 1999 01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:38,980 - Lisa, can you stay a little while longer baby? 2000 01:38:40,550 --> 01:38:44,437 Yeah, baby don't go so soon, we not through celebratin'. 2001 01:38:45,430 --> 01:38:47,013 - Me either. 2002 01:38:47,013 --> 01:38:47,846 (laughter at once) 2003 01:38:47,846 --> 01:38:49,090 We just got you back. 2004 01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:52,003 - I know, but I promised I'd be back before New Year's Eve. 2005 01:38:53,541 --> 01:38:54,778 Are you okay? 2006 01:38:54,778 --> 01:38:57,413 - No, 'cause I can't bear the thought 2007 01:38:57,413 --> 01:38:59,663 of being without you again. 2008 01:39:02,303 --> 01:39:03,323 That hurt. 2009 01:39:08,830 --> 01:39:11,340 Too many years have gone by without me seeing your 2010 01:39:11,340 --> 01:39:14,480 pretty smile, pretty two brown eyes. 2011 01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:17,063 - (chuckling). 2012 01:39:18,190 --> 01:39:20,040 - Look, I don't wanna lose you again. 2013 01:39:20,912 --> 01:39:22,883 - You won't, I promise. 2014 01:39:25,830 --> 01:39:27,010 You can do one- 2015 01:39:31,482 --> 01:39:32,950 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 2016 01:39:32,950 --> 01:39:34,960 Just tryin' to work on my nerves, just... 2017 01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:38,513 - That's what's up, bro! Yeahhhh, boy! 2018 01:39:40,630 --> 01:39:41,463 - Come on... 2019 01:39:42,808 --> 01:39:43,758 y'all stop, please. 2020 01:39:45,816 --> 01:39:46,648 Okay. 2021 01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:47,482 - What are you doing? 2022 01:39:47,482 --> 01:39:49,563 - Somethin' I should've done a long time ago. 2023 01:39:52,937 --> 01:39:55,963 Okay, look, I let you get away from me once. 2024 01:39:57,320 --> 01:39:59,183 I can't let that happen again. 2025 01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:02,246 Every time I look at you, 2026 01:40:03,541 --> 01:40:05,653 I'm reminded how much God loves me. 2027 01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:09,193 He brought you back to me. 2028 01:40:09,193 --> 01:40:10,443 - I believe so. 2029 01:40:11,889 --> 01:40:14,743 - I want you wit' me all the time. 2030 01:40:14,743 --> 01:40:18,313 Lisa, I've never loved anything as much as I love you now. 2031 01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:21,014 Now look, I don't have a ring. 2032 01:40:21,014 --> 01:40:23,043 - Wait, wait, wait. 2033 01:40:23,980 --> 01:40:24,940 We can fix that. 2034 01:40:24,940 --> 01:40:26,800 - Ooohhhh. - Babe, where is it? 2035 01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:27,940 - Hold on, son. 2036 01:40:30,350 --> 01:40:31,183 Hold on, son. 2037 01:40:40,580 --> 01:40:41,800 This is for you. 2038 01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:56,323 This is the string ring I gave your mother. 2039 01:41:01,590 --> 01:41:03,053 - So the story is true, pops? 2040 01:41:04,380 --> 01:41:07,760 - Yes, I just didn't wanna look like a punk 2041 01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:09,160 at the card game (laughing). 2042 01:41:11,630 --> 01:41:12,773 - That's deep, pops. 2043 01:41:13,712 --> 01:41:14,545 Thank you, 2044 01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:25,150 - Lisa Marie (indistinct), will you do the honor 2045 01:41:26,045 --> 01:41:29,593 of spendin' the rest of your life wit' me and be my wife? 2046 01:41:33,530 --> 01:41:34,362 - On one condition. 2047 01:41:34,362 --> 01:41:35,532 - On one condition? 2048 01:41:37,181 --> 01:41:40,202 - Promise that we'll always keep God the center of us. 2049 01:41:42,070 --> 01:41:44,623 - I promise, God will always be the center. 2050 01:41:46,070 --> 01:41:49,139 - Yes, Jonas Johnson, I will marry you! 2051 01:41:49,139 --> 01:41:52,139 (family celebrates) 2052 01:41:55,752 --> 01:41:57,585 - Congratulations boy! 2053 01:41:59,037 --> 01:42:04,037 (muah) (chuckling) Smells like Infamil. 2054 01:42:06,664 --> 01:42:11,246 (family watches in awe and excitement) 2055 01:42:12,530 --> 01:42:13,730 - That's what's up, bro! 2056 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,073 - Get a room. 2057 01:42:19,645 --> 01:42:21,860 (clapping) 2058 01:42:21,860 --> 01:42:23,660 - You know what? Should we tell 'em? 2059 01:42:27,370 --> 01:42:28,520 - Tell us what Charlie? 2060 01:42:34,090 --> 01:42:38,120 - Well, you know, since everybody's sharing 2061 01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:39,653 and love is in the air. 2062 01:42:40,732 --> 01:42:41,948 I figured, I wanna share somethin' too. 2063 01:42:41,948 --> 01:42:42,781 - (chuckles) Help me up baby. 2064 01:42:42,781 --> 01:42:43,853 - Come on, baby. 2065 01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:45,873 Jesus Christ. 2066 01:42:46,769 --> 01:42:48,469 - (indistinct) three should do it. 2067 01:42:51,490 --> 01:42:52,530 - That took all day. 2068 01:42:52,530 --> 01:42:55,000 What is it that you wanna tell us, Charlie!? 2069 01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:58,090 - Well, you know, Barb and I, 2070 01:42:58,090 --> 01:43:01,600 we figure we at that age with now, where you know, 2071 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:06,396 why wait? Barb and I, we gettin' married on New Year's Eve. 2072 01:43:06,396 --> 01:43:07,708 (clapping) We want y'all to be there. 2073 01:43:07,708 --> 01:43:09,670 - All right, big dog. 2074 01:43:09,670 --> 01:43:10,705 - Thank you, thank you. 2075 01:43:10,705 --> 01:43:12,657 - (chuckling) Hopefully, I don't kill this one. 2076 01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:19,045 Y'all know I'm kiddin', he's a keeper. 2077 01:43:19,045 --> 01:43:20,529 - (indistinct). 2078 01:43:20,529 --> 01:43:21,670 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 2079 01:43:21,670 --> 01:43:23,980 Yes! This is it. 2080 01:43:23,980 --> 01:43:25,820 She's finally moving! 2081 01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:30,360 No more wet wigs in the bathroom. No more bad breath jokes. 2082 01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:34,410 No more aroma of Bengay throughout this house. 2083 01:43:34,410 --> 01:43:38,100 She's finally moving out, Flo, who's the matchmaker now? 2084 01:43:38,100 --> 01:43:39,230 Huh? - (laughing). 2085 01:43:39,230 --> 01:43:42,230 - The wicked witch of the west is finally gone. 2086 01:43:42,230 --> 01:43:45,350 She's finally movin' out. This right here, 2087 01:43:45,350 --> 01:43:47,700 is a perfect moment for a praise break! 2088 01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:50,436 Come on! (gospel music begins) 2089 01:43:50,436 --> 01:43:53,073 - Go 'head pops, go 'head. 2090 01:43:53,073 --> 01:43:54,073 - Hey, heyyy! HEY!!! 2091 01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:58,299 Who's the matchmaker now, Flo? 2092 01:43:58,299 --> 01:44:01,559 - Awww, what are you talkin' about Bubblehead? 2093 01:44:01,559 --> 01:44:03,670 - Talkin' about you gettin' out of my house. 2094 01:44:03,670 --> 01:44:05,180 - I ain't going nowhere. 2095 01:44:05,180 --> 01:44:07,450 - (chuckles) We ain't going nowhere. 2096 01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:08,282 - Right. 2097 01:44:08,282 --> 01:44:09,700 - What are you talking about Charlie, 2098 01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:11,036 of course you leavin'. 2099 01:44:11,036 --> 01:44:12,670 You're gettin' out, right? 2100 01:44:12,670 --> 01:44:15,469 - Nope! I'm selling my house and we goin' put an addition 2101 01:44:15,469 --> 01:44:17,719 right here on this here house, right here. 2102 01:44:17,719 --> 01:44:18,553 - Yes, we are. 2103 01:44:18,553 --> 01:44:19,452 - We here to stay. 2104 01:44:19,452 --> 01:44:20,891 - (chuckling) Yeah. - We ain't goin' nowhere. 2105 01:44:20,891 --> 01:44:23,010 (laughing). - 'Cause my sister Flo told me 2106 01:44:23,010 --> 01:44:26,017 if ever I got remarried, I could do that 2107 01:44:26,017 --> 01:44:28,490 and guess what I feel, Bubblehead? 2108 01:44:28,490 --> 01:44:30,342 - I feel a praise break coming on. 2109 01:44:30,342 --> 01:44:31,175 (laughter at once) 2110 01:44:31,175 --> 01:44:34,342 (gospel music begins) 2111 01:44:39,610 --> 01:44:42,230 - Well, I guess that one backfired (laughing). 2112 01:44:42,230 --> 01:44:44,300 - Well, I guess it did, yeah, yeah, 2113 01:44:44,300 --> 01:44:49,300 well, at least we now have two social security checks 2114 01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:51,680 instead of one. - (laughing). 2115 01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:55,077 - Two and two, 'member that? Two and two (laughing). 2116 01:44:57,246 --> 01:44:59,700 - Ay well I got some great news, 2117 01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:01,290 major call this morning. 2118 01:45:01,290 --> 01:45:03,040 They have cleared me to play football next year, 2119 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:07,280 so, but on top of that he re-negotiated my deal, 2120 01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:09,513 so I have 40 million for four years. 2121 01:45:09,513 --> 01:45:11,660 (family digests info at once) 2122 01:45:11,660 --> 01:45:14,740 - Wow, that's good, that's good, that's good. 2123 01:45:14,740 --> 01:45:16,900 - So pops, I'll keep my end of the deal 2124 01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:19,150 and then by the spring we goin' ground break 2125 01:45:19,150 --> 01:45:20,450 for that community center. 2126 01:45:21,660 --> 01:45:22,809 - That's great news (chuckling)! 2127 01:45:22,809 --> 01:45:24,780 - Nice, that is really nice. 2128 01:45:24,780 --> 01:45:28,510 - Son, I knew everything was gonna be all right 2129 01:45:30,342 --> 01:45:32,343 and I'm gonna hold up my end of the deal. 2130 01:45:34,440 --> 01:45:36,068 I'm gonna put the house up for sale. 2131 01:45:36,068 --> 01:45:37,985 - Whhoooo, look at God! 2132 01:45:41,110 --> 01:45:44,614 - I think this is the best birthday I ever had! 2133 01:45:44,614 --> 01:45:46,080 - Awwww. - Yes, it is! 2134 01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:48,683 - And nephew, you can get me that Benz. 2135 01:45:50,394 --> 01:45:51,939 Black on black. 2136 01:45:51,939 --> 01:45:54,272 - (laughs). 2137 01:45:55,875 --> 01:45:58,286 - Well, you know what? I smell bacon, 2138 01:45:58,286 --> 01:46:00,797 let's all have some breakfast 2139 01:46:00,797 --> 01:46:03,246 and let's get out some of those leftovers, all right? 2140 01:46:03,246 --> 01:46:04,900 - All right. 2141 01:46:04,900 --> 01:46:05,990 - Let's go. - Let's eat. 2142 01:46:05,990 --> 01:46:08,270 - I guess I can finally call one of my associates 2143 01:46:08,270 --> 01:46:10,735 and tell him I'm not leaving, I'm staying. 2144 01:46:10,735 --> 01:46:11,568 - That's right. 2145 01:46:11,568 --> 01:46:13,160 (laughter at once) 2146 01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:16,163 - Whooo, Jesus help me up, help me up, sweetheart. 2147 01:46:16,163 --> 01:46:18,202 Come on help. - One, two, there 2148 01:46:18,202 --> 01:46:19,035 we go. 2149 01:46:19,035 --> 01:46:20,797 - Let me gone on in here and help Flo get that stuff out. 2150 01:46:20,797 --> 01:46:23,820 - I smell bacon and your aunt ain't sweaty. 2151 01:46:23,820 --> 01:46:27,559 - Hey Johnny, let me talk to you for a minute. 2152 01:46:28,815 --> 01:46:30,031 Now, look here - Yeah Charlie, what's goin' 2153 01:46:30,031 --> 01:46:30,864 on. 2154 01:46:30,864 --> 01:46:33,210 - Ain't goin' be too many more jokes 2155 01:46:33,210 --> 01:46:34,760 about my woman, you understand? 2156 01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:38,059 - Yeah, I understand. 2157 01:46:38,059 --> 01:46:41,610 What about disobligements, you think that'll be okay? 2158 01:46:41,610 --> 01:46:43,059 - Yeah, I think that's all right. 2159 01:46:43,059 --> 01:46:44,148 (both laughing) 2160 01:46:44,148 --> 01:46:47,065 (R&B music begins) 2161 01:47:54,794 --> 01:47:56,427 - Thank you baby! 2162 01:47:56,427 --> 01:47:57,677 Oh my goodness. 2163 01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:00,227 Lisa? This is you? 2164 01:48:01,386 --> 01:48:02,531 - That's your favorite color. 2165 01:48:02,531 --> 01:48:04,182 - That right there, oh my God. - Oh, I love it!! 2166 01:48:04,182 --> 01:48:06,682 Oh, it's absolutely beautiful. 2167 01:48:08,276 --> 01:48:09,825 (laughing) 2168 01:48:09,825 --> 01:48:11,407 Okay, what is this? 2169 01:48:12,715 --> 01:48:15,632 (chatting at once) 2170 01:48:16,864 --> 01:48:18,058 - You goin' go somewhere special in that. 2171 01:48:18,058 --> 01:48:19,232 - Oh, I'ma go to church in this, 2172 01:48:19,232 --> 01:48:22,065 this is a church dress right here. 2173 01:48:23,663 --> 01:48:25,280 This my color too. 2174 01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:28,780 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 2175 01:48:31,123 --> 01:48:36,123 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 2176 01:48:37,558 --> 01:48:42,558 ♪ Happy Birthday my dear sister Florence ♪ 2177 01:48:45,279 --> 01:48:49,279 ♪ Whooo, Happy Birthday to you. ♪ 2178 01:48:54,639 --> 01:48:56,537 Make a wish sis, come on now! 2179 01:49:00,489 --> 01:49:02,200 (clapping) 2180 01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:05,056 Dreams come true, look at that. 2181 01:49:05,056 --> 01:49:05,889 - You can leave. 2182 01:49:05,889 --> 01:49:06,722 - Whatever. 2183 01:49:06,722 --> 01:49:07,555 - Roll out! - Whatever. 2184 01:49:07,555 --> 01:49:08,388 - Roll out! 2185 01:49:08,388 --> 01:49:09,573 - Not on her birthday. 2186 01:49:11,382 --> 01:49:13,280 - Are you happy, baby? 2187 01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,912 - Yes, I am. 2188 01:49:14,912 --> 01:49:16,553 - All right. 2189 01:49:16,553 --> 01:49:17,386 (chuckling). 2190 01:49:17,386 --> 01:49:18,666 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2191 01:49:18,666 --> 01:49:21,119 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2192 01:49:21,119 --> 01:49:23,615 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2193 01:49:23,615 --> 01:49:26,132 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2194 01:49:26,132 --> 01:49:28,298 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2195 01:49:28,298 --> 01:49:30,697 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2196 01:49:30,697 --> 01:49:33,001 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2197 01:49:33,001 --> 01:49:35,550 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2198 01:49:35,550 --> 01:49:39,914 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 2199 01:49:39,914 --> 01:49:44,692 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. ♪ 2200 01:49:44,692 --> 01:49:46,954 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2201 01:49:46,954 --> 01:49:49,353 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2202 01:49:49,353 --> 01:49:51,626 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2203 01:49:51,626 --> 01:49:53,962 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2204 01:49:53,962 --> 01:49:56,148 ♪ We want some banana pudding ♪ 2205 01:49:56,148 --> 01:49:58,580 ♪ We want some banana pudding ♪ 2206 01:49:58,580 --> 01:50:00,862 ♪ We want some banana pudding ♪ 2207 01:50:00,862 --> 01:50:03,145 ♪ So bring it right here. ♪ 2208 01:50:03,145 --> 01:50:05,448 ♪ We won't go until we get some ♪ 2209 01:50:05,448 --> 01:50:07,743 ♪ We won't go until we get some ♪ 2210 01:50:07,743 --> 01:50:10,143 ♪ We won't go until we get some ♪ 2211 01:50:10,143 --> 01:50:12,585 ♪ So bring it right here. ♪ 2212 01:50:12,585 --> 01:50:17,021 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 2213 01:50:17,021 --> 01:50:21,684 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. ♪ 2214 01:50:21,684 --> 01:50:23,999 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2215 01:50:23,999 --> 01:50:26,271 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2216 01:50:26,271 --> 01:50:28,724 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2217 01:50:28,724 --> 01:50:31,092 ♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪ 2218 01:50:31,092 --> 01:50:33,418 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2219 01:50:33,418 --> 01:50:35,924 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2220 01:50:35,924 --> 01:50:38,207 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 2221 01:50:38,207 --> 01:50:40,574 ♪ And a Happy New ♪ ♪ Happy New ♪ 2222 01:50:40,574 --> 01:50:43,572 ♪ Happy New ♪ ♪ Year! ♪ 2223 01:50:43,572 --> 01:50:45,822 (clapping) 2224 01:50:49,700 --> 01:50:52,100 - My prayer was answered. 2225 01:50:52,100 --> 01:50:55,460 My son is back with the love of his life 2226 01:50:55,460 --> 01:50:58,430 and reconnected with his family. 2227 01:50:58,430 --> 01:51:02,219 Sometimes, a mama knows what's best for her children, 2228 01:51:02,219 --> 01:51:05,706 especially a praying mama. 2229 01:51:05,706 --> 01:51:08,073 Ain't nothin' like family. 2230 01:51:08,073 --> 01:51:10,906 (R&B music plays) 2231 01:51:15,282 --> 01:51:17,683 - I told you we wasn't goin' nowhere (laughing). 2232 01:51:19,306 --> 01:51:21,040 - Well, every dog's got his day. 2233 01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:23,133 - And you oughta know (laughs) whooo, 2234 01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:27,026 this demon done got out of this house Charlie. 2235 01:51:27,026 --> 01:51:28,170 - Yes sir, yes sir (laughing). 2236 01:51:28,170 --> 01:51:30,407 - Charlie, I wanna go to the pharmacy. 2237 01:51:30,407 --> 01:51:32,945 - Oooohhh, (indistinct) pills (indistinct) (laughing). 2238 01:51:32,945 --> 01:51:35,445 - (laughing). 2239 01:51:36,561 --> 01:51:38,371 (R&B music plays) 2240 01:51:38,371 --> 01:51:40,955 (credits roll) 2241 01:51:50,160 --> 01:51:52,833 - Love is definitely in the air. 2242 01:51:53,842 --> 01:51:55,530 I guess if you think about it, 2243 01:51:55,530 --> 01:51:59,080 I caused all of this marital bliss in the first place. 2244 01:51:59,080 --> 01:52:02,030 Yeah, who's the matchmaker? 2245 01:52:02,030 --> 01:52:05,360 I am. Stay tuned. 2246 01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:08,177 Our story is not finished yet. 2247 01:52:08,177 --> 01:52:11,010 (R&B music plays) 154325

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