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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,500 Go and get dressed! 2 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:08,834 The banquet is about to start. 3 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:10,792 We all have to be there by six. 4 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,209 Get changed! 5 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,667 - Mom, can I sit out of this one? - No! 6 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,042 But I went for it every time! 7 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,000 That's why you have to go this time. 8 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,083 Chiu Dai, go and get dressed! 9 00:02:36,042 --> 00:02:39,250 If you don't get dressed right away, you're not going tonight. 10 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,166 Thank you, Dad. 11 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,166 And you won't go to school from tomorrow. 12 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:45,458 Thank you, Dad. 13 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,500 And you won't call me Dad again. 14 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,750 Thank you, Dad. 15 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,250 And since I'm not your dad anymore, 16 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,208 I won't have to buy you any more models. 17 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:55,291 I'll go get dressed now, Dad. 18 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:58,250 - Dear, is my suit ready? - Can we go now? 19 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,041 I hung it in the bedroom. Quit fussing. 20 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,749 I can't help the fussing. 21 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:05,499 Even Buddha won't do without his gold robe. 22 00:03:07,374 --> 00:03:08,458 In Hong Kong, 23 00:03:08,541 --> 00:03:10,958 - they say clothes make a person. - "They say clothes make a person." 24 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,499 You can tell someone's worth just by looking at how they dress. 25 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,458 And that's it. 26 00:03:16,624 --> 00:03:19,166 Even the best homegrown retailers 27 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,707 always lag behind Japanese department stores 28 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:23,874 because they don't look as good! 29 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:26,416 Life is so cruel in this city. 30 00:03:29,874 --> 00:03:31,707 - Give me back my comb! - No, it's mine! 31 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:32,874 Give it back! 32 00:03:32,957 --> 00:03:34,541 Knock it off! 33 00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:36,999 The Housing Department built us this apartment, 34 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:38,499 so it's not so sturdy. 35 00:03:38,582 --> 00:03:40,249 But she took my comb. 36 00:03:40,332 --> 00:03:41,707 Chiu Dai, come out! 37 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,082 She gave me this comb. 38 00:03:44,749 --> 00:03:45,749 Hey. 39 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:47,999 But she never used it, so I am taking it back. 40 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:49,624 Then, you're at fault. 41 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:52,540 You gave her the comb, so it's up to her to use it or not. 42 00:03:52,624 --> 00:03:54,540 If you want to use it, ask her to lend it to you. 43 00:03:54,624 --> 00:03:55,707 But Mom! 44 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:57,582 Ask her to lend it to you. 45 00:03:57,665 --> 00:03:59,249 Miss, may I borrow your comb? 46 00:03:59,332 --> 00:04:00,249 No! 47 00:04:05,373 --> 00:04:07,957 Little sister, could you please lend me your comb? 48 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:09,832 All right, take it. 49 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,873 So, what did you learn from this? 50 00:04:12,957 --> 00:04:15,123 I learned not to give anyone anything! 51 00:04:17,498 --> 00:04:18,790 Why do you look so skimpy? 52 00:04:18,873 --> 00:04:20,373 The old folks there won't like it. 53 00:04:20,457 --> 00:04:21,832 I'm not planning to go to the banquet. 54 00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:24,290 My boyfriend is picking me up in a while. 55 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:25,873 Can I go too? 56 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:27,290 Gosh. 57 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,540 Dear, my tie is all wrinkled. Could you please iron it? 58 00:04:51,164 --> 00:04:53,539 Done. Would you like that for your clothes as well? 59 00:04:54,164 --> 00:04:55,706 No, thanks. 60 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,748 It's Bill and his family. 61 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,581 You are all dressed up. Are you going somewhere? 62 00:04:59,748 --> 00:05:00,873 - Yes. - Don't mind them. 63 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:02,039 We're off to a banquet. 64 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:04,372 Gosh, if I were to throw a banquet, 65 00:05:04,456 --> 00:05:06,539 I'd invite all of you to come. 66 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:08,706 You know, Bill and his family 67 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:11,706 are the classiest household in at this residential estate. 68 00:05:11,831 --> 00:05:14,622 Look at their three little angels. All spick-and-span. 69 00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:15,956 Just like princesses! 70 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:18,039 Like I said, daughters pay off better! 71 00:05:18,122 --> 00:05:21,497 Just like Bill, he may have no sons, but he's blessed with three daughters. 72 00:05:21,581 --> 00:05:24,164 And he's a news anchorman on TV, 73 00:05:24,247 --> 00:05:27,039 so he's got himself a big advantage. 74 00:05:27,122 --> 00:05:28,247 So what, Mrs. Nam? 75 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,164 He'll send his daughters to beauty pageants! 76 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,997 The eldest would be Miss Hong Kong, 77 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,622 and the middle one would be Miss Asia. 78 00:05:35,705 --> 00:05:36,539 This has gotten old. 79 00:05:36,622 --> 00:05:39,455 While the lady can be Miss Get-Fit! 80 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,830 What a great figure she has. 81 00:05:41,997 --> 00:05:42,830 What's so funny? 82 00:05:42,914 --> 00:05:44,830 We were saying Bill's daughters can be Miss... 83 00:05:44,914 --> 00:05:46,997 - Miss Hooker? - Don't forget Chiu Dai. 84 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,080 She can be Miss Television! 85 00:05:49,163 --> 00:05:50,872 But she's still little. 86 00:05:50,955 --> 00:05:53,997 Pageants won't be so popular once she grows up. 87 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,580 Why not? How about Miss SAR? 88 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,288 Yes, something like that. 89 00:05:58,538 --> 00:05:59,705 Isn't that right, Bill? 90 00:06:01,497 --> 00:06:02,830 What a big mouth you have. 91 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:04,247 You deserve to get it stuffed! 92 00:06:07,996 --> 00:06:10,163 Chiu Dai, hurry up! 93 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,538 Remember. 94 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,621 Don't drink too much cola while we're there. 95 00:06:13,996 --> 00:06:15,913 The folks there might think we couldn't afford it. 96 00:06:16,163 --> 00:06:17,413 - Loi Dai! - Yes, Mom? 97 00:06:17,496 --> 00:06:20,330 Come here into the shade. They might throw something out. 98 00:06:20,538 --> 00:06:21,913 Oh, really? 99 00:06:25,371 --> 00:06:27,413 Hurry, it's safer here. 100 00:06:27,496 --> 00:06:28,621 Gosh. 101 00:06:33,038 --> 00:06:34,163 Smiley Joe! 102 00:06:34,788 --> 00:06:36,579 Mia! 103 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:38,246 This is my mom. 104 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:40,121 Mamma Mia! 105 00:06:40,204 --> 00:06:41,371 And my dad. 106 00:06:43,163 --> 00:06:45,371 - Your dad? - Hold up. Who is he? 107 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:47,454 My friend, Smiley Joe. He's taking me to a concert. 108 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,621 So screw the banquet. Goodbye! 109 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:50,704 - Hey! - I paid 500 bucks for your spot! 110 00:06:50,787 --> 00:06:52,787 Then, take away some food for me. 111 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,746 You can't even keep a grown girl at home. You should have given birth to a son. 112 00:06:56,829 --> 00:06:59,454 I didn't conceive these two, so don't blame me for that. 113 00:06:59,537 --> 00:07:00,579 What about this one? 114 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:02,912 Do you want a ride? 115 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:04,371 - Causeway Bay, please. - Like he said. 116 00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:06,704 Oh, shit. Not heading that way. 117 00:07:11,579 --> 00:07:13,079 Not so fast, kid. 118 00:07:13,162 --> 00:07:15,245 - We're taking the subway. - The subway? 119 00:07:15,954 --> 00:07:18,412 It's fast, safe, and it's air-conditioned as well. 120 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:21,162 - Good point. Come on. - Let's go. 121 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:25,995 To take the Island Line to Central, please go to platform two. 122 00:07:30,828 --> 00:07:33,245 - There are so many people. - It's peak hour now. 123 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,370 If you do not make it on time, please wait for the next train. 124 00:07:38,703 --> 00:07:41,620 Doors are closing, ladies and gentlemen. 125 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,412 Don't push! 126 00:07:53,536 --> 00:07:56,203 Hey. It's too crowded. 127 00:08:04,078 --> 00:08:06,370 Loi Dai, I found you a spot here! 128 00:08:07,411 --> 00:08:09,994 Hurry, or someone will take it. 129 00:08:10,286 --> 00:08:12,578 - You sit, Mom. - Sure, I will. 130 00:08:20,494 --> 00:08:21,494 How quaint. 131 00:08:21,786 --> 00:08:23,078 Look at that. 132 00:08:29,161 --> 00:08:33,786 Next station, Tsim Sha Tsui. 133 00:08:42,536 --> 00:08:43,827 Perverts! 134 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:49,994 Don't let me see you creeps touch my daughter again! 135 00:08:50,077 --> 00:08:51,827 I wonder where they got their education. 136 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,410 - It's written on their jerseys. - Scums of the earth. 137 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,994 Parents at the center. 138 00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:58,327 WEDDING BANQUET 139 00:08:58,410 --> 00:08:59,327 Smile. 140 00:09:09,077 --> 00:09:10,910 Sit down, Loi Dai. 141 00:09:12,493 --> 00:09:13,577 Let her be. 142 00:09:16,202 --> 00:09:18,868 Ninth grandaunt and great aunt, come right up. 143 00:09:18,952 --> 00:09:19,952 - Come on. - Come on. 144 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:43,326 You can go back to your seats now. 145 00:09:43,493 --> 00:09:45,493 It's your turn now, Chauffeur Cheung and Gardener Bing. 146 00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:47,743 And don't forget my dear nanny. Come right up. 147 00:09:47,826 --> 00:09:49,368 - Who, me? - You bet. 148 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:51,368 Let's go. They won't call us up. 149 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,284 - Let's find our seats. - Sure. 150 00:09:53,368 --> 00:09:54,368 Loi Dai. 151 00:09:55,993 --> 00:09:57,409 Has everyone taken their pictures? 152 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:59,826 Right, we missed someone! 153 00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:01,826 We missed out Lucky and Dolly. 154 00:10:02,951 --> 00:10:04,868 Look how cute those pooches are. 155 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:09,784 Bottoms up. 156 00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:12,493 - Cheers! - Cheers! 157 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,076 - Cheers. - Thanks. 158 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:15,992 That's enough. 159 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,784 Paul, your Ferrari... 160 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,701 Okay, that's more than enough. 161 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:23,409 -It's useless. In Hong Kong, -Didn't you hear me? I said that's enough! 162 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,284 - Sailing in a cruise is fun. - Stop right there! 163 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,742 You know, my new home is almost ready. 164 00:10:28,076 --> 00:10:30,201 I'll throw a housewarming party and you're all invited. 165 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,159 How much did you spend on the décor? 166 00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:33,367 - Well... - How much? 167 00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:36,242 - Just over two million. - Yes, as she said. 168 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,409 It's a nice house, but it's a little far. 169 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,784 I bet your place is more convenient, Bill. 170 00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:42,659 Are you still living at the housing development? 171 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:43,575 Right. 172 00:10:43,659 --> 00:10:44,700 - Yes. - We are. 173 00:10:44,784 --> 00:10:46,534 We'll pay you a visit someday. 174 00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:47,617 Don't bother. 175 00:10:48,492 --> 00:10:49,742 We've been renovating lately. 176 00:10:50,075 --> 00:10:51,909 - Yes. - Loi Dai. 177 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:53,575 What grade are you in this year? 178 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,117 What grade are you in? 179 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,200 - She's in 12th grade now. - She's going to college soon. 180 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,200 Why don't you send her abroad? 181 00:11:01,325 --> 00:11:02,742 - I sent my daughter... - Excuse me. 182 00:11:02,825 --> 00:11:05,158 to LA rather than put her through those "knockout tests." 183 00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:07,950 - Gosh. - She's going to UCLA next year. 184 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,450 Year 1997 is around the corner. Are you planning to migrate? 185 00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:11,908 That never crossed our minds... 186 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,616 We may be Hongkongers, 187 00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,366 but we have Chinese blood running in our veins. 188 00:11:19,908 --> 00:11:21,575 And we shall stick with our motherland. 189 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:25,033 To emigrate is an unscrupulous act. 190 00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:28,158 We shall uphold the unbreakable spirit of Hong Kong 191 00:11:28,491 --> 00:11:29,533 and stay here 192 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,491 to witness the passage of time. 193 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,450 We shall devote our energy toward the modernization of our motherland. 194 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:38,449 So, I implore all of you to stay in Hong Kong, 195 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,533 instead of ending up as pariahs elsewhere! 196 00:11:47,783 --> 00:11:49,033 Who wants another serving? 197 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:51,574 How about my cousin? He doesn't eat a lot. 198 00:11:57,574 --> 00:11:59,407 SATELLITE TV 199 00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:02,616 - Is the manager there? - That's off limits! 200 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,616 - No thanks, it's sour. - Come on. 201 00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:14,407 Sir, I've come to inform you that I bought you a Mark Six lottery. 202 00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:15,949 Very well. 203 00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:17,782 - If you'll excuse me, sir. - Okay. 204 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,199 I've compared the numbers. 205 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,990 {\an8}- I almost forgot the car keys. - Sit down. 206 00:12:31,074 --> 00:12:32,490 {\an8}CHAN HEI CHEUNG 207 00:12:32,782 --> 00:12:35,615 You didn't see anything just now, did you? 208 00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:37,240 No. 209 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,407 It was nothing but child's play compared to what I saw in the screening room. 210 00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:41,948 And then in the parking lot... 211 00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:45,532 Bill, you've been our anchor for over ten years. 212 00:12:45,615 --> 00:12:47,990 You should know better what to say 213 00:12:48,073 --> 00:12:50,365 and what not to say, shouldn't you? 214 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:52,157 - Right? - It's okay. 215 00:12:52,532 --> 00:12:56,073 I've always stuck to the script without adding anything. 216 00:12:56,157 --> 00:12:57,865 That's my boy! 217 00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:01,406 There's a Superstar Concert next week. Do you want to come along? 218 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,073 I'm not into those things. 219 00:13:04,073 --> 00:13:06,073 You should see what you ought to see 220 00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:08,448 and pretend not to see what you ought not. 221 00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:09,448 Right? 222 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,365 Yes. Thank you, sir. 223 00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:16,698 This is Bill speaking. 224 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:18,948 Bill, the producer wants to see you. 225 00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:20,531 The witch? 226 00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:22,781 Miss, do you want to see me? 227 00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:24,739 What is it? 228 00:13:26,198 --> 00:13:28,906 Bill, you've been anchoring for us for the past 18 years. 229 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,364 That surely was a lot of work. 230 00:13:30,531 --> 00:13:33,906 As per company policy, I'm obliged to inform you. 231 00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:36,323 Finally, I'm getting promoted, aren't I? 232 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:38,989 Your three-month probation begins today. 233 00:13:39,198 --> 00:13:40,114 What? 234 00:13:40,197 --> 00:13:42,739 After 18 years, I still have to be put on probation? 235 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,989 You were still in school when I started here. 236 00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,656 Let's not get into that. 237 00:13:46,739 --> 00:13:49,281 Just look back at how many goofs you've made in reading the news 238 00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:50,572 within the past month alone! 239 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,989 - Just once? - No need to count. 240 00:13:53,447 --> 00:13:55,864 We've compiled all your goofs in one tape. 241 00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:57,697 Now take a look at it yourself! 242 00:13:57,781 --> 00:13:59,656 SATELLITE TV 243 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,530 The authorities have recently launched an industrial safety campaign 244 00:14:02,614 --> 00:14:04,530 to boost the awareness of construction workers. 245 00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:06,822 Whenever you see a danger sign, do not go near... 246 00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:11,947 It was just an accident. 247 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,655 Does that mean the next one is an accident too? 248 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:17,072 I'm reporting live on the typhoon in Sha Tau Kok. 249 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,239 We've got floods around here 250 00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:21,447 and also some landslides. 251 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:24,863 The wind, it's too strong! 252 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,405 - Do you want to see more? - No, thanks. 253 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,613 I know what happened there. 254 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,988 Please return this car key to the manager for me. 255 00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:35,280 Because you're close to him. 256 00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,530 {\an8}SATELLITE TV TO: MR. LUI TAT PIU 257 00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:42,446 This is demotion speaking. 258 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,446 What? Demotion? 259 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,613 That's where I end up now. 260 00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:47,780 Bill speaking. 261 00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:50,238 Remember the concert tickets I mentioned earlier? 262 00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:52,155 I'll ask the secretary to send you one. 263 00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:54,696 Thanks but no thanks, sir. You can keep them. 264 00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:56,071 What happened? 265 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:58,071 Why don't you ask the producer? 266 00:14:58,155 --> 00:14:59,738 Now I know what they mean 267 00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:02,196 when they say that poor men are short-tempered. 268 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:04,488 Now I'm furious enough to let it all out! 269 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,571 I've got to go. 270 00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:07,863 I don't believe it. 271 00:15:08,154 --> 00:15:09,238 You tell me, Bill. 272 00:15:09,321 --> 00:15:11,279 I earned my Master in Communications in America, 273 00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:14,446 yet I'm stuck in probation here for the past 18 months! 274 00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:15,696 That isn't so bad. 275 00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:18,113 Someone here has been serving in the News Department for 18 years 276 00:15:18,196 --> 00:15:19,571 and all he gets is another probation! 277 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,029 Who's the unlucky guy? 278 00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:23,404 If I were him, I'd kill myself! 279 00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:25,237 What's the point of living? 280 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:27,404 Kill myself? You kill yourself! 281 00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:31,321 Bill, the manager called me. 282 00:15:31,946 --> 00:15:33,487 He asked me to rescind the letter. 283 00:15:35,154 --> 00:15:37,654 No, I think I'm done here. 284 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,529 I want to retire. 285 00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,237 I'll give you one more chance. 286 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,487 A lot of young people here are waiting for their chance. 287 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,695 You don't have to waste two chances on me at the same time. 288 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:51,320 Listen up. If you want to fire me, you've got to stick to your principles. 289 00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:53,237 Principles are flexible, you know. 290 00:15:53,404 --> 00:15:55,070 If they are, then they're not principles. 291 00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:58,779 Who are you going to fire besides me? 292 00:15:59,404 --> 00:16:00,987 Life at the housing development. 293 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:03,237 Four nosy witches can be seen playing a round of mahjong. 294 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,612 Here is the witch of the East, 295 00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:06,487 the witch of the South and the witch of the West. 296 00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:09,070 But someone's filling in for the witch of the North. 297 00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,362 - That's what I call a chicken hand. - Shut up! 298 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:15,237 Let's see how my mom is doing. 299 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,445 - Brilliant! - Knock it off! 300 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:20,445 - Cut it out. - Damn. 301 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,320 Mom, don't break my camcorder! 302 00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:24,570 You're wasting your time with that gadget. 303 00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:26,028 What about your studies? 304 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,528 I am carrying the flame for Hong Kong's new wave cinema. 305 00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:30,403 I want to be like Steven Spielberg. 306 00:16:30,486 --> 00:16:32,986 What did you say? You have a stash of treasure inside your ass? 307 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:34,153 You're an asshole. 308 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:35,820 Give him a break, he's an adult now. 309 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,903 I wonder why I had to give birth to that piece of shit. 310 00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:41,361 TV guy, could you get me hot tea instead of this? 311 00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:44,403 Serving a bunch of hags. How undignified. 312 00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:45,736 You piece of trash! 313 00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:48,194 Trash can be useful too, you know. 314 00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:50,611 How did it go? Did you win big? 315 00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:53,069 Just a couple of dimes. Not too good. 316 00:16:53,153 --> 00:16:54,236 You're quitting? 317 00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,861 I have no time for this. My man and I are about to look for a new home. 318 00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:58,361 My daughters are all grown up. 319 00:16:58,444 --> 00:16:59,944 This place is just not big enough. 320 00:17:00,028 --> 00:17:01,319 Bill is such a smart guy. 321 00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,319 Damn, I've lost 50 dollars today. 322 00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:05,736 - That'd buy me 20 lotteries... - Honey! 323 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:06,736 Honey! 324 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,444 Don't leave me, honey. 325 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,527 - Don't go. - Let go of me! 326 00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:12,944 I promise I'll look for a job tomorrow. 327 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:15,319 - I'll be a better man... - Foul! That's a penalty kick. 328 00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:18,027 Are you kidding me? That can earn you a penalty kick? 329 00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:21,027 Hey! Oh no, I don't have my keys. 330 00:17:21,111 --> 00:17:23,569 Hey, honey! Don't leave me! 331 00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:25,152 I can't go in without my key! 332 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:27,319 Go see Social Welfare. 333 00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:29,610 They're the best at breaking in. 334 00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:30,652 Can I? 335 00:17:30,735 --> 00:17:33,402 Just tell them you are Kwok Ah Nui's father. 336 00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:35,444 Right. 337 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,069 Hey, Chiu Dai. What are you doing? 338 00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:41,485 Dinner is about to be served. Just leave this to me. 339 00:17:41,569 --> 00:17:42,569 Slice it here. 340 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,568 Hey, give it back to me! 341 00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,943 Can I borrow a pair of silk stockings? 342 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,568 You already have them. 343 00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,860 But I've worn all of mine. Everybody has seen them. 344 00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,485 Just turn them inside-out and wear them. 345 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,610 - Come on, lend me yours... - What's going on here? 346 00:17:57,693 --> 00:18:00,693 I have a dance competition tonight, and she won't lend me her stockings! 347 00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:03,693 What's going on here? 348 00:18:04,277 --> 00:18:05,943 It's just a small cut. 349 00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:08,026 I'll get you some band-aids. Now shut up! 350 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:12,526 Lend me your purse, so that it goes well with my dress. 351 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:15,401 - Why are you always looking at my stuff? - You never use them to begin with. 352 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,735 Because you always borrow them! 353 00:18:16,818 --> 00:18:18,443 Knock it off, you two! 354 00:18:19,943 --> 00:18:20,985 Here it is. 355 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,901 You've got your dandruff all over my comb! 356 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:27,276 - They are yours. - I never had dandruff! 357 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,609 Knock it off, you two! This is a small apartment. 358 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,151 There's no need to shout. 359 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,776 I am warning you. 360 00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:36,484 If I catch any of you raising your voice in this place, you'll get it from me. 361 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:37,818 Dear. 362 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,276 Dear, I'm back! 363 00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:44,359 What are you up to? 364 00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:46,151 So you're home now. 365 00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:47,484 You don't have to shout! 366 00:18:48,318 --> 00:18:51,484 Dear, that's what everyone's doing. 367 00:18:51,859 --> 00:18:55,734 This is the beat of the city, the hip and trendy! 368 00:18:55,817 --> 00:18:56,901 What are you talking about? 369 00:18:57,317 --> 00:19:00,026 I said, we've got to catch up with the times! 370 00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:01,817 Oh, I see. Dear! 371 00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:04,609 There's a registered letter for you! 372 00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:06,151 From whom? 373 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,734 Your little brother, John in Manila! 374 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,400 That little bastard. I never read his letters. 375 00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:14,859 But you have to read them at least once. 376 00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:16,442 I hate him the most! 377 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,275 He never respected me even one bit! 378 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,859 Never say his name when I'm around! 379 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,942 So, you're going to the dance competition tonight, right? 380 00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:24,692 You won't be home for dinner then. 381 00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:26,775 You got yourself some milk? 382 00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:29,359 Be my guest, have some more! 383 00:19:31,942 --> 00:19:34,900 - Why did she have to be so loud? - The place is too small for that. 384 00:19:36,817 --> 00:19:38,858 At last, it's done. 385 00:19:38,942 --> 00:19:40,942 Loi Dai, what do you think? 386 00:19:41,025 --> 00:19:42,983 Are you taking that to the science project contest? 387 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,775 Yes, the solar system and its nine planets. 388 00:19:45,858 --> 00:19:46,817 What do you think? 389 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,775 - Not bad. - What do you mean, not bad? 390 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,108 Your Jupiter is too small. 391 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,941 And there's no Moon beside Earth. 392 00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:55,108 You're being fussy, aren't you? 393 00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:56,441 I don't know. 394 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:59,108 Wow, it's finished already? 395 00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:00,358 The balls are round 396 00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,900 - and they're colorful. - They can turn them round and round too. 397 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:06,025 You're such a whiz kid. You picked it up from me. 398 00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:08,108 Here, give me a lottery number. 399 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,733 I'm going to be number one, so it's going to be one. 400 00:20:10,816 --> 00:20:11,733 One it is. 401 00:20:12,149 --> 00:20:14,149 All of you, give me a number! 402 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:17,274 It's bad enough that you're a gambler. Don't pass that trait down to our girls. 403 00:20:17,441 --> 00:20:19,358 I'm just asking for their suggestions. 404 00:20:19,441 --> 00:20:22,149 You act as if money fall from the sky. 405 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:25,149 Chow Yun Fat is rich because he is hardworking. 406 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,358 Get the food! 407 00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:32,149 Hey, Mamma Mia! 408 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,316 What's up, kid? Do you want to come in? 409 00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:38,149 Yes, indeed! You're brilliant indeed, Mamma Mia. 410 00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:40,316 Hey, call me ma'am. 411 00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:42,357 - And call me Smiley Joe. - Smiley Joe! 412 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,482 Wait for a second, I'm getting dressed. 413 00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:47,149 Don't rush, we have two hours before the dance competition. 414 00:20:47,232 --> 00:20:49,399 - Do you dance? - I'm your sister's partner tonight. 415 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,232 We're going to win this one. 416 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,565 Then, show me your dance moves. 417 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:54,440 I don't think you look good with that dyed hair. 418 00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,565 Ma'am, it's not like that at all! 419 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,774 This one isn't dyed, the rest of the hair is. 420 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,565 Hey, you're missing an earring. 421 00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,524 Try to keep up with the times, ma'am. 422 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,690 People only wear one earring these days. 423 00:21:06,774 --> 00:21:08,774 Oh my god. You pierced your ear? 424 00:21:08,857 --> 00:21:10,857 That's what young people do, ma'am. 425 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,690 Everyone under 25 has pierced ears. 426 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,273 Then, will you fill in the holes once you turn 26? 427 00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:18,815 - You've got a great sense of humor, ma'am. - Gosh. 428 00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:20,898 Dad, are you free now? 429 00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:22,440 I'm in the midst of something. 430 00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:23,690 I smell something canny. 431 00:21:24,523 --> 00:21:26,357 Dear, are you serving canned food again? 432 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,273 Dad. 433 00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:29,273 I'd rather you call me sir. 434 00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:31,482 Sir, canned food is better than nothing. 435 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:33,607 Sometimes, I don't even get to eat leftovers. 436 00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:36,815 My mom is a gambler. She's all about mahjong and Mark Six. 437 00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:38,190 And she doesn't like to cook. 438 00:21:38,273 --> 00:21:40,773 I hate it when women gamble, but don't cook. 439 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:43,315 - I second that. - What do you think, ma'am? 440 00:21:43,398 --> 00:21:45,315 You've got hands, so why don't you cook? 441 00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:46,523 Me? Cook? 442 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,690 It's not so manly of men to cook, you know. 443 00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:50,898 Women today are not mere slaves in the kitchen. 444 00:21:50,981 --> 00:21:53,898 Because today's women haven't met tomorrow's men. 445 00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:56,439 I'm warning you now. You're not suitable for my daughter. 446 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,439 Why not? 447 00:21:57,523 --> 00:21:59,023 Mia and I go perfectly together. 448 00:21:59,106 --> 00:22:02,064 We're a match made in heaven. I'm a mimosa, and she's a social flower. 449 00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:03,731 - Says who? - Says Mr. Kan! 450 00:22:05,314 --> 00:22:08,231 - Then, what are we? - I'm the rice, and you're the cooker. 451 00:22:13,189 --> 00:22:15,481 - Something has gotten into him. - Is he possessed? 452 00:22:22,897 --> 00:22:24,522 Smiley Joe! 453 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:48,897 Gosh. 454 00:22:51,397 --> 00:22:53,189 Look at them shaking their asses. 455 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:55,272 Goodness. 456 00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:06,063 - Bye. - Bye. 457 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:08,230 Dai Dai, you forgot your purse. 458 00:23:08,313 --> 00:23:11,022 - Oh, thank you. Bye! - Bye! 459 00:23:11,563 --> 00:23:13,688 - How quaint. - Have fun! 460 00:23:13,772 --> 00:23:15,563 And take care! 461 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:27,188 What number is it? 462 00:23:29,188 --> 00:23:30,146 Twenty-six. 463 00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:32,063 Twenty-six and? 464 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:33,813 Go on. 465 00:23:35,563 --> 00:23:38,063 - How was the dance competition? - I lost. 466 00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:41,604 Men are so horrible! 467 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,938 - Did you quarrel with that greasy punk? - More than that. We broke up for good! 468 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:46,854 - Did he step on you while dancing? - Hey! 469 00:23:47,104 --> 00:23:48,813 I'm so pissed! 470 00:23:48,979 --> 00:23:50,896 We went out for a meal after the ball. 471 00:23:50,979 --> 00:23:53,354 And then, he was just staring at the waitress' thighs! 472 00:23:53,438 --> 00:23:55,354 Is the menu written on the waitress' thighs? 473 00:23:55,438 --> 00:23:56,313 Hey! 474 00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,479 Why didn't you leave on the spot? 475 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,646 Why would I? I pulled off something better! 476 00:24:01,729 --> 00:24:04,229 First, I ordered caviar. It was 250 dollars. 477 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,187 Then, I ordered New Zealand rock oysters for 280 dollars. 478 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:10,229 And then the main course, baked lobster for 480 dollars! 479 00:24:10,312 --> 00:24:11,479 Then, there was dessert. 480 00:24:11,562 --> 00:24:13,437 He must be broke. 481 00:24:13,521 --> 00:24:14,604 What a hearty meal. 482 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,104 You should've called and invited us. 483 00:24:17,187 --> 00:24:20,562 I ate a thousand bucks worth of food and made him foot the bill and buzzed off! 484 00:24:20,645 --> 00:24:23,895 That's my girl! Just like me when I was your age. 485 00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:27,062 He relentlessly followed me, so I gave him a good spank! 486 00:24:27,145 --> 00:24:28,437 Hooray for you! 487 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,145 You've grown to be exactly like me. 488 00:24:30,229 --> 00:24:32,062 I did the same to your dad back in the day. 489 00:24:32,145 --> 00:24:33,812 You're embarrassing me, fatso! 490 00:24:34,145 --> 00:24:36,354 - I'll teach you more some other day. - Yes. 491 00:24:36,437 --> 00:24:37,645 Hey, what's your number? 492 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:39,478 - Fifteen. - Fifteen. 493 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,895 Does it even work? 494 00:24:40,978 --> 00:24:43,437 Trust the whiz kid. 495 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,645 And we're done. 496 00:24:44,728 --> 00:24:46,562 Now, clean up and go to bed. 497 00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:55,687 Closer. 498 00:24:56,937 --> 00:25:00,186 Dear, our new home is very luxurious. 499 00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:01,770 How is it upstairs? 500 00:25:02,353 --> 00:25:03,561 It's really comfortable here. 501 00:25:03,895 --> 00:25:07,895 Before this, I had to fart a lot to get a pool bubbling like this. 502 00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:10,686 Come down quickly. The ball is about to begin. 503 00:25:11,853 --> 00:25:14,478 Both of you, is the feast ready? 504 00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:15,603 In a minute, my lady. 505 00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:18,311 Either it's ready or it's not. So it's not ready! 506 00:25:18,395 --> 00:25:20,811 - Now go in there and make it ready! - Yes, my lady. 507 00:25:22,894 --> 00:25:24,894 - Are the fireworks prepared for tonight? - Yes, master. 508 00:25:24,978 --> 00:25:26,144 - Give them a test. - Sure. 509 00:25:28,436 --> 00:25:30,061 Wow, it's so beautiful! 510 00:25:30,144 --> 00:25:32,519 The guests are going to be amazed tonight. 511 00:25:35,019 --> 00:25:36,686 Mom, Dad, come take a look! 512 00:25:41,686 --> 00:25:42,686 I don't get it. 513 00:25:42,769 --> 00:25:45,311 Why did you pay twice the value to acquire Crazy Bank? 514 00:25:46,102 --> 00:25:47,602 Well, just for the fun of it. 515 00:25:49,102 --> 00:25:50,144 Thank you. 516 00:25:50,561 --> 00:25:54,436 Oh no, it's nothing, really. It's not expensive. 517 00:25:54,811 --> 00:25:57,686 Hey, be careful! Don't stain the carpet. 518 00:25:57,769 --> 00:25:58,977 Where are your manners? 519 00:25:59,811 --> 00:26:02,894 Hey, my antique vases cost a fortune. Don't break them! 520 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,435 Hello? 521 00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:10,977 What's keeping you? Hurry up! 522 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:13,810 It's going to be splendid tonight. 523 00:26:14,727 --> 00:26:17,352 Honorable guests, tonight is not only our housewarming party, 524 00:26:17,435 --> 00:26:19,852 but also to celebrate my sister's victory in the model competition. 525 00:26:19,935 --> 00:26:21,769 Now, we'd like her to demonstrate her model to us. 526 00:26:24,727 --> 00:26:26,893 And her winning model is... 527 00:26:28,602 --> 00:26:31,518 The Tai Long Wan Nuclear Power Plant! 528 00:26:31,602 --> 00:26:32,977 A nuclear power plant? 529 00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:36,018 - Marvelous. - Councilman. 530 00:26:36,518 --> 00:26:38,727 There's no need to take a field trip to a nuclear plant. 531 00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:42,435 All you have to do is to look at my whiz daughter's amazing model 532 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,518 and take down your notes based on this, okay? 533 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,018 Mom, Dad. 534 00:26:49,351 --> 00:26:51,935 - Mom! - What happened? 535 00:26:52,101 --> 00:26:53,810 I just got divorced! 536 00:26:54,101 --> 00:26:55,601 - Where's that Smiley Joe? - Why? 537 00:26:55,851 --> 00:26:58,351 As soon as we're together, he went for some dumb blonde! 538 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:00,310 I'm so pissed! 539 00:27:02,935 --> 00:27:06,059 Oh no, there's smoke coming out! 540 00:27:06,476 --> 00:27:08,684 It's okay! It's completely normal. 541 00:27:08,768 --> 00:27:10,268 It's going to be fine! 542 00:27:10,601 --> 00:27:12,351 Let's get out of here! 543 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,018 - Get out of there now! - Come here! 544 00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:19,643 Hurry! 545 00:27:49,642 --> 00:27:52,559 - Next station, Central. - Please wait for the next train. 546 00:27:52,642 --> 00:27:55,017 Let the passengers get down first! 547 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,017 Stop the train! 548 00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:07,392 Next station, Central. 549 00:28:24,392 --> 00:28:26,766 It's so stuffy, I can't breathe. 550 00:28:31,808 --> 00:28:32,641 Bill? 551 00:28:34,141 --> 00:28:35,058 Bill! 552 00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:36,683 Where's Bill? 553 00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:39,266 He went to the restroom. There he is. 554 00:28:40,683 --> 00:28:42,808 You just had to sneak away every time. 555 00:28:42,891 --> 00:28:44,725 - I got thrown up at. - Look at your draft. 556 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:48,016 "1964, Kennedy assassinates." 557 00:28:48,099 --> 00:28:50,058 - What is it? - There's nothing wrong. 558 00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:53,058 It's supposed to be "assassinated." 559 00:28:53,141 --> 00:28:56,016 Don't you know grammar? This is called the passive voice. 560 00:28:56,349 --> 00:28:57,224 Say it. 561 00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,183 - Passive voice. - Revise it. 562 00:29:07,932 --> 00:29:09,766 - It hurts! - Are you going to be all right? 563 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,516 - My stomach hurts! - What's wrong? 564 00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:13,516 - Are you okay? - It's her stomach. 565 00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:14,516 Send her to the hospital. 566 00:29:14,682 --> 00:29:17,224 The news bulletin will be on air in one minute. 567 00:29:17,432 --> 00:29:20,307 VTR, could you play a couple of songs? 568 00:29:20,682 --> 00:29:22,266 Here, take it slow. 569 00:29:22,807 --> 00:29:24,349 - Careful. - Here. 570 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:26,724 This can't be. The producer has to do something. 571 00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:30,849 Bill, you take over the financial report. 572 00:29:30,932 --> 00:29:33,182 Him? After all the goofs he had made? 573 00:29:33,265 --> 00:29:34,432 Why him out of all people? 574 00:29:34,515 --> 00:29:36,015 He's made countless mistakes. 575 00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:37,515 You can't count on him. 576 00:29:38,307 --> 00:29:39,265 I'll do it. 577 00:29:47,224 --> 00:29:49,140 Going live in ten seconds. 578 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:52,640 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 579 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:56,932 six, five, four, three, 580 00:29:57,473 --> 00:29:58,932 two, one. 581 00:30:00,223 --> 00:30:02,765 LUI MO TAU, LUI TAT PIU 582 00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:05,265 You're now watching the Financial Report. 583 00:30:05,432 --> 00:30:07,432 Three, four. 584 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,515 Five, six, seven. 585 00:30:10,890 --> 00:30:13,056 Eight, one. 586 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,848 Time for the news. 587 00:30:17,306 --> 00:30:19,598 Du Du, the panda has been proven not pregnant. 588 00:30:19,681 --> 00:30:21,265 Previously, she had given birth prematurely. 589 00:30:21,348 --> 00:30:23,265 But she keeps showing signs of pregnancy. 590 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,973 According to the zoo reports, 591 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:27,640 Du Du is in the phase where she'll be looking for a mate. 592 00:30:27,848 --> 00:30:30,264 So, she might be a bit hot-tempered. 593 00:30:30,348 --> 00:30:32,181 Ms. Lui Mo Tau will take it from here. 594 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:33,514 Close up on the witch. 595 00:30:34,056 --> 00:30:36,389 Regarding Hong Kong Stock Exchange, since the shares of Ba Xi Lin 596 00:30:36,473 --> 00:30:37,681 started to rise in August, 597 00:30:37,764 --> 00:30:39,389 numerous points have been achieved. 598 00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:42,264 Last week, Hang Seng Index recorded the highest record of all time in 1997. 599 00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,764 The market closing index even went above 2,000 points. 600 00:30:44,848 --> 00:30:46,014 Thanks to Hang Seng's support, 601 00:30:46,139 --> 00:30:48,514 companies like Chan Kwong Construction, Wong Group's Newspaper, 602 00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:51,681 Chi Tuit and others have achieved 10 to 30 percent increase in their shares 603 00:30:51,764 --> 00:30:53,597 as compared to the closing period last year. 604 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:56,431 Compared to the crisis that happened two years ago, 605 00:30:56,514 --> 00:30:59,472 it has increased by three to five times. 606 00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:03,139 - We're in our last two minutes. - Before holiday started... 607 00:31:05,181 --> 00:31:07,931 The trading volume has also decreased to 3,559 transactions. 608 00:31:08,264 --> 00:31:09,806 While in September, it was still... 609 00:31:09,889 --> 00:31:11,764 Hey, how did we get two shots? 610 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:14,347 - One of the buttons is jammed! - I'll get someone to fix it. 611 00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:15,889 There he goes. 612 00:31:16,055 --> 00:31:17,097 Watch those two. 613 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,389 The market needs above 1,930 points has been insufficient. 614 00:31:19,472 --> 00:31:22,555 Since the record of having 1,930 points has yet to be broken, so as of now... 615 00:31:22,639 --> 00:31:25,180 However, Pin Rang Company still have five days to... 616 00:31:25,264 --> 00:31:28,930 For the gold market, after yesterday's recovery, the international gold price 617 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:30,805 has increased its price in the Asian market. 618 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,722 The price is ranged between 300 and 500 dollars. 619 00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:37,430 {\an8}After the setback yesterday, the dollars' currency exchange rate decreases today. 620 00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:41,680 {\an8}- What is he doing? - Beats me. 621 00:31:43,013 --> 00:31:46,097 {\an8}Bill is out of his mind. Get someone out there to stop him. 622 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,180 In the afternoon, it's 7.950. 623 00:31:49,263 --> 00:31:50,888 In the evening, it's 7.7890. 624 00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:53,138 The interest rate is decreasing. 625 00:31:53,305 --> 00:31:55,430 In the US, the joint-agreement to decrease interest rate 626 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:56,971 wasn't that effective. 627 00:31:57,055 --> 00:31:59,638 - Oh no! Why am I on screen? - With regard to the economy in the US, 628 00:31:59,721 --> 00:32:01,805 it is still not being viewed in a positive light. 629 00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:04,596 That's all for today's News and Financial Report. 630 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,180 Thank you for watching. 631 00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:11,680 You're screwed now. 632 00:32:14,304 --> 00:32:16,304 Bill, what's today's headline? 633 00:32:16,513 --> 00:32:19,179 The headline is that I won't be reading any headlines anymore. 634 00:32:19,263 --> 00:32:21,429 - I want to see the manager... - He's out of town! 635 00:32:21,513 --> 00:32:22,888 But I saw him this morning. 636 00:32:22,971 --> 00:32:25,888 He just left. He'll be back in a week. 637 00:32:29,429 --> 00:32:30,679 Pauline. 638 00:32:30,971 --> 00:32:33,638 - Hey. - Wow, your box is pretty. 639 00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:37,179 It's even prettier inside. I finished it three days ago. 640 00:32:37,262 --> 00:32:38,971 You'll surely win. 641 00:32:39,054 --> 00:32:40,971 Get ready to treat me with a milkshake. 642 00:32:41,346 --> 00:32:42,637 Where do we put it, miss? 643 00:32:42,804 --> 00:32:44,471 - On the table right across the room. - Okay. 644 00:32:48,804 --> 00:32:50,637 I wonder if that volcano is active or not. 645 00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:53,471 - I bet it's not. - Hey, look. 646 00:32:57,429 --> 00:33:00,929 My clock here is entirely made out of wood. 647 00:33:02,679 --> 00:33:04,220 There she goes! 648 00:33:05,387 --> 00:33:08,679 - Enough of your "wow," okay? - Sorry. 649 00:33:13,012 --> 00:33:14,762 Quit saying "wow" all the time. 650 00:33:14,845 --> 00:33:17,512 I can't help it. Can you show me your project? 651 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,178 I'd like to take a good look. 652 00:33:19,262 --> 00:33:20,512 Let me see yours first. 653 00:33:22,303 --> 00:33:23,303 Where did you get this? 654 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,678 - I made it myself. - Say what? 655 00:33:29,553 --> 00:33:31,803 It's just a toy, not a science project. 656 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:35,137 The most scientific part of it is the motor right here. 657 00:33:35,303 --> 00:33:37,220 And it runs on solar power. 658 00:33:37,386 --> 00:33:40,011 - A flashlight would do too. - Did your brother help you with this? 659 00:33:40,136 --> 00:33:42,511 No, I did it all by myself. 660 00:33:44,345 --> 00:33:45,636 Pauline, look over there. 661 00:33:45,886 --> 00:33:48,511 Pauline, what's your project? 662 00:33:48,761 --> 00:33:51,595 - It's a model of the solar system. - Solar system? 663 00:33:52,095 --> 00:33:54,636 I already did that in fourth grade. 664 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,636 In my model, I used a light bulb to light up the sun. 665 00:33:58,719 --> 00:34:00,886 Then, the nine planets rotated automatically. 666 00:34:00,969 --> 00:34:02,636 And it came with Halley's comet. 667 00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:06,344 But that was all nothing compared to this project. 668 00:34:06,594 --> 00:34:08,136 Take it away. 669 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:13,053 This robot is sound-activated. 670 00:34:15,594 --> 00:34:18,594 It doesn't work. 671 00:34:18,677 --> 00:34:19,552 Move! 672 00:34:26,552 --> 00:34:27,844 Would you look at that? 673 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,469 - Bravo! - Hooray! 674 00:34:35,552 --> 00:34:37,552 Stop clapping! It's going haywire. 675 00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:38,844 Hooray! 676 00:34:41,844 --> 00:34:45,552 Pauline, you ruined my project. 677 00:34:45,635 --> 00:34:47,219 Move, move, move! 678 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,760 - What should we do? - Move, move. 679 00:34:49,844 --> 00:34:52,052 I said, move! Move! 680 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:56,052 Move, move, move! 681 00:34:56,135 --> 00:34:58,135 Can I have two more days to submit my project? 682 00:34:58,218 --> 00:35:00,427 But the competition is today, you have to submit it today. 683 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:03,843 I still have lots of ideas! 684 00:35:04,052 --> 00:35:07,635 It's good to add more details, but I have to be fair to your classmates. 685 00:35:07,718 --> 00:35:09,343 - But, miss... - We're about to start judging. 686 00:35:09,427 --> 00:35:10,385 Go back to your seat. 687 00:35:13,302 --> 00:35:15,635 - Factory girl. - Two stripes, I win! 688 00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:18,552 - Now we're on to the... - You're the worst person on air! 689 00:35:19,051 --> 00:35:20,051 Dear. 690 00:35:20,926 --> 00:35:23,218 Could you buy me a chicken and two wings to stew? 691 00:35:23,301 --> 00:35:24,676 Aren't you ashamed? 692 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,843 You're fired now. Can't you see we're almost out of food? 693 00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:31,301 I'm quite upset these days. I could use something good to eat. 694 00:35:31,551 --> 00:35:33,676 How can I look for a job if I look so pale? 695 00:35:33,843 --> 00:35:36,760 You can fall sick easily when you're poor, so you have to eat well. 696 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,426 Sure! Where's the money? 697 00:35:38,593 --> 00:35:40,301 Money? I don't have any. 698 00:35:40,468 --> 00:35:42,384 I can't stand having bean sprouts every day. 699 00:35:42,468 --> 00:35:45,218 You'd better not worry because everyone knows I'm on diet. 700 00:35:45,301 --> 00:35:46,634 We're all going on a diet. 701 00:35:47,384 --> 00:35:48,718 How about some char siu? 702 00:35:49,593 --> 00:35:50,634 Keep the money! 703 00:35:57,676 --> 00:35:59,676 - Mrs. Nam. - Mr. Fung. 704 00:35:59,759 --> 00:36:01,426 Don't ask us for money. 705 00:36:01,509 --> 00:36:03,967 We're all down to chips now. 706 00:36:04,051 --> 00:36:05,967 - Yes. - If you want to borrow, 707 00:36:06,051 --> 00:36:07,592 just go and ask Bill. 708 00:36:07,676 --> 00:36:10,217 - Bill is the richest, right? - Yes. 709 00:36:12,134 --> 00:36:12,967 Bill! 710 00:36:14,176 --> 00:36:16,551 Bill. It's me, Fung! 711 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,134 - Are you staying at home? - I took leave. 712 00:36:20,217 --> 00:36:22,259 Well, I'm kind of broke lately. 713 00:36:22,675 --> 00:36:25,759 And my wife left me. You're so much better off. 714 00:36:25,842 --> 00:36:28,634 I'm so jealous of you. You see, I'd like to... 715 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,550 - Borrow money? - Yes! 716 00:36:30,634 --> 00:36:32,175 Sure thing! 717 00:36:32,384 --> 00:36:35,550 Here's 500 dollars. You can have it. 718 00:36:35,842 --> 00:36:38,675 We're all under one roof, so we should help each other. 719 00:36:38,925 --> 00:36:41,092 That's what neighbors are for. 720 00:36:41,842 --> 00:36:44,467 Lending money is like sharing coals during winter. Here, take it. 721 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:48,092 Bill, you're right. 722 00:36:48,258 --> 00:36:51,425 If everyone is like you, I'd be rich by now! 723 00:36:52,717 --> 00:36:54,258 Remember to pay me back! 724 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:59,175 Ma'am, I'm so grateful to you. 725 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:01,592 - What? - In times like this, 726 00:37:01,675 --> 00:37:03,550 your husband lent me 500 dollars to fill my stomach. 727 00:37:03,675 --> 00:37:05,300 - Thank you so much! - Hey. 728 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,675 I'm going out for a steak, see you later. 729 00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:10,925 You and your husband have hearts of gold. 730 00:37:11,008 --> 00:37:13,425 Yes, you're generous and willing to help. 731 00:37:13,508 --> 00:37:15,633 Indeed, we are. 732 00:37:16,633 --> 00:37:18,633 - He's so generous. - Wait until I get my hands on you! 733 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:26,799 Okay, I'm not eating. 734 00:37:27,674 --> 00:37:29,174 Did you lend Fung 500 dollars? 735 00:37:48,132 --> 00:37:49,716 Move your feet, I'm mopping the floor! 736 00:37:50,257 --> 00:37:51,841 Mom, you're in my way! 737 00:37:51,924 --> 00:37:53,674 Who's in whose way? 738 00:37:54,674 --> 00:37:56,424 Time for Mark Six. 739 00:37:58,591 --> 00:37:59,424 MARK SIX 740 00:38:00,757 --> 00:38:02,799 When I lent someone money, you gave me bruises all over. 741 00:38:02,882 --> 00:38:04,799 But you yourself had to go out to buy some lotteries. 742 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:06,965 When you lend someone money, what do you get out of it? 743 00:38:07,049 --> 00:38:08,299 Mark Six gives me a chance. 744 00:38:08,382 --> 00:38:09,507 - Mom. - Chance? 745 00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:11,674 - If you lose, it'd be a punch on my face. - Dad. 746 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,090 If you win, I'd be hit by a brick. 747 00:38:13,174 --> 00:38:15,507 Hey, you're talking down on me in front of our daughters! 748 00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:18,757 If you're so afraid of being hit, then I'm not betting! 749 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,674 Why quit? You bought it yourself. 750 00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:24,465 - So we have to take a gamble. - It's mine! 751 00:38:25,507 --> 00:38:27,507 You have a lot there. 752 00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:29,382 No wonder we end up with bean sprouts. 753 00:38:29,465 --> 00:38:30,757 Eyes on the screen! 754 00:38:32,465 --> 00:38:35,965 Here it comes, our first number is 22. 755 00:38:36,048 --> 00:38:38,840 - Twenty-two. - We got 22. 756 00:38:40,257 --> 00:38:42,382 I have 22 here! I'm getting rich! 757 00:38:44,965 --> 00:38:49,465 For the love of God, please let me win this one! 758 00:38:49,548 --> 00:38:51,631 I won't be greedy, just this once! I give my thanks. 759 00:38:51,715 --> 00:38:53,756 - Thanks. - And here it comes. 760 00:38:53,923 --> 00:38:57,048 The second number is six. 761 00:38:57,215 --> 00:39:00,006 - There you go. - What? I struck again! 762 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:03,256 - I got two right! - We'll be richer than Chow Yun Fat! 763 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:06,881 And the third number is 40. 764 00:39:07,256 --> 00:39:08,131 40. 765 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,006 I got three! 766 00:39:11,089 --> 00:39:13,173 We're going to be rich beyond our wildest dreams! 767 00:39:13,256 --> 00:39:15,131 - Hush! - ...three more numbers. 768 00:39:15,214 --> 00:39:19,714 Three more numbers and someone will walk home with 15 million dollars! 769 00:39:19,798 --> 00:39:22,131 Look out, here comes the fourth one. 770 00:39:22,214 --> 00:39:24,256 Now the fourth number is... 771 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:39,964 Now, I will repeat the last three numbers. It's 30, 35, and 39. 772 00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:43,631 We got three and that's it. 773 00:39:43,922 --> 00:39:45,631 Everyone, lighten up. 774 00:39:46,006 --> 00:39:47,464 You mean, "brighten up." 775 00:39:47,547 --> 00:39:49,505 Don't be discouraged. Let's do another one. 776 00:39:49,964 --> 00:39:51,005 Dear, you first. 777 00:39:51,297 --> 00:39:53,130 I give you number five. 778 00:39:53,755 --> 00:39:54,922 Five. 779 00:39:55,089 --> 00:39:56,880 - Ten. - Ten. 780 00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:59,505 - Fifteen, for the sake of it. - Fifteen. 781 00:39:59,672 --> 00:40:01,505 - Twenty. - Twenty. 782 00:40:01,589 --> 00:40:03,214 And 25 from me. 783 00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:05,005 Dear, give me another number. 784 00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:07,463 Let's top it off with 30. 785 00:40:07,547 --> 00:40:09,172 Thirty. 786 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:11,880 Dear, if we win, I don't have to work. 787 00:40:12,088 --> 00:40:14,380 Knock it off! Go find a job tomorrow. 788 00:40:21,547 --> 00:40:23,505 Miss, another cup of coffee, please. 789 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,963 Sir, you've had six. 790 00:40:26,047 --> 00:40:28,213 Aren't your hands trembling from having so much coffee? 791 00:40:35,088 --> 00:40:37,005 - No, you check out first. - Okay. 792 00:40:37,588 --> 00:40:38,671 Hey. 793 00:40:48,088 --> 00:40:49,921 - Hey! - How foolish of you. 794 00:40:53,046 --> 00:40:54,838 Hold on, I saw someone I know. 795 00:40:55,379 --> 00:40:56,546 Don't look. 796 00:40:58,921 --> 00:41:00,754 - Sir. - Bill, how do you know I'm here? 797 00:41:00,838 --> 00:41:03,629 - I've been looking for you for a while. - And you somehow got here? 798 00:41:03,921 --> 00:41:05,171 It wasn't easy. 799 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,963 They said you were out of town. I didn't think you'd be here. 800 00:41:08,463 --> 00:41:09,546 I saw her again. 801 00:41:13,879 --> 00:41:15,629 Why are you looking for me? 802 00:41:15,796 --> 00:41:17,296 She fired me. 803 00:41:17,796 --> 00:41:19,671 From now on, I can't follow you. 804 00:41:20,046 --> 00:41:22,962 That's why I feel worried. And when I'm worried, 805 00:41:23,046 --> 00:41:25,254 I'll talk in a confusing way. I'll be incoherent, dull 806 00:41:25,337 --> 00:41:26,421 and talk nonsense! 807 00:41:26,504 --> 00:41:29,546 Stop it. You can go back to the News Department starting tonight. 808 00:41:29,712 --> 00:41:32,045 This doesn't sound good. It's like I'm threatening you. 809 00:41:32,295 --> 00:41:33,670 I'm not that type of person. 810 00:41:33,837 --> 00:41:35,587 You're not threatening me. 811 00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:38,420 But I'm threatening you to threaten me! 812 00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:41,879 - You're threatening me? - Gosh! I'm threatening myself 813 00:41:41,962 --> 00:41:44,670 to threaten you to threaten me. 814 00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:46,337 Come back to work tonight. 815 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,045 It doesn't matter who threatens who. Thanks a lot! 816 00:41:50,295 --> 00:41:51,253 Dear! 817 00:41:51,837 --> 00:41:54,003 - Where are the kids? - They're still in class. 818 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,878 - I've got good news. - What? 819 00:41:55,962 --> 00:41:57,212 The manager rehired me. 820 00:41:57,337 --> 00:41:59,545 Starting tonight, I'll be working again. 821 00:41:59,628 --> 00:42:01,753 I'm glad to hear that. 822 00:42:01,837 --> 00:42:04,462 I went to Wong Tai Sin to pray just a couple of days ago. 823 00:42:04,545 --> 00:42:06,212 I knew we were going to be lucky. 824 00:42:06,295 --> 00:42:08,212 Things are looking up. 825 00:42:08,337 --> 00:42:09,253 Dear. 826 00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:13,670 I know you're going to like this shark's fin soup. 827 00:42:13,753 --> 00:42:15,836 And here's a bottle of XO. 828 00:42:23,211 --> 00:42:25,003 - Dear, this is too much. - What? 829 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:27,670 I'm not back at work yet, let alone earn anything. 830 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,461 But you're splurging already. 831 00:42:31,503 --> 00:42:32,544 Why are you chuckling? 832 00:42:32,628 --> 00:42:35,711 Why did you say I'm chuckling? You must be out of your mind. 833 00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:37,503 Don't get cheeky on me. 834 00:42:37,586 --> 00:42:39,878 Where did you get the money to buy this kind of food? 835 00:42:40,836 --> 00:42:42,211 It's my own allowance. 836 00:42:42,878 --> 00:42:46,128 You're willing to use your allowance to buy expensive food? 837 00:42:47,086 --> 00:42:49,669 Dear, I know I was wrong. 838 00:42:49,753 --> 00:42:52,044 So, I'm making it up to you. 839 00:42:52,419 --> 00:42:55,086 I won't eat until I know where you got the money. 840 00:42:55,336 --> 00:42:57,586 Tell me, where did you get the dirty money? 841 00:42:57,836 --> 00:42:58,836 Dirty money? 842 00:42:59,127 --> 00:43:01,669 So that's why you've been smirking. 843 00:43:01,961 --> 00:43:04,211 I see. You hate it when I'm poor. 844 00:43:04,294 --> 00:43:05,669 You met another guy! 845 00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:08,002 I have no idea what you're talking about. 846 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:09,961 This stuff costs us 1,000 dollars. 847 00:43:10,044 --> 00:43:12,461 With that much money, you can perm your hair, 848 00:43:12,544 --> 00:43:15,919 play mahjong, buy lotteries, and dream on about windfalls! 849 00:43:17,169 --> 00:43:20,544 It only motivates you when you see money! 850 00:43:20,627 --> 00:43:23,502 - Money is all you care about. - Hey, they're arguing. 851 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:25,460 You're getting worse by the day. 852 00:43:25,627 --> 00:43:28,127 - You'd sell your own soul for money. - Pipe down. 853 00:43:28,210 --> 00:43:30,460 - You're shameless! - That's enough! 854 00:43:31,127 --> 00:43:33,294 You're making me lay down all the cards. 855 00:43:34,335 --> 00:43:36,210 I know I can't hide anything from you. 856 00:43:36,752 --> 00:43:38,293 Finally, you admit it. 857 00:43:39,002 --> 00:43:41,835 When I tell you the truth, you'd better brace yourself. 858 00:43:41,918 --> 00:43:43,335 So you've been seeing someone? 859 00:43:43,418 --> 00:43:45,502 To be honest with you, I... 860 00:43:46,543 --> 00:43:48,085 struck the lottery. 861 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,168 What did you... 862 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,710 I can't hear what they're saying. 863 00:43:54,543 --> 00:43:56,335 Dear, you really struck the lottery? 864 00:43:56,418 --> 00:43:58,001 - That's right. - How much? 865 00:43:58,085 --> 00:44:00,168 Tell me now. How much did you win? 866 00:44:00,251 --> 00:44:02,751 - It's 190,000 dollars. - 190,000 dollars? 867 00:44:02,918 --> 00:44:05,126 I've never had so much money all my life. 868 00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:09,626 Dear, once we bring home that money, we'll count the money for many days. 869 00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:12,668 And once we're done counting, we can spend it together! 870 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,835 What do you mean by "we"? 871 00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,209 I bought the lottery myself, so the money's all mine. 872 00:44:17,293 --> 00:44:19,126 - You're not getting a share of it. - But dear, 873 00:44:19,209 --> 00:44:21,584 we're a couple. We share everything. 874 00:44:21,668 --> 00:44:23,084 What's yours is mine too. 875 00:44:23,751 --> 00:44:26,126 I got my part from having affairs, so it's dirty money. 876 00:44:26,209 --> 00:44:27,793 It doesn't matter if it's dirty money. 877 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:29,918 We'll wash it together and it will be fine. 878 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:33,251 - It stinks! - No, it smells good! 879 00:44:33,418 --> 00:44:35,334 You're really absurd, you know. 880 00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:39,209 We women don't earn like you do, let alone strike lotteries. 881 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:42,001 I was just kidding, dear. 882 00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:44,667 How could a woman like you have an affair? 883 00:44:45,001 --> 00:44:46,751 Are you saying I'm unattractive? 884 00:44:46,834 --> 00:44:48,792 No, you're gorgeous just the way you are! 885 00:44:48,876 --> 00:44:49,792 Dear! 886 00:44:50,042 --> 00:44:52,126 Dear, I can't live without you. 887 00:44:52,209 --> 00:44:54,542 I'll love you until the end of time, dear! 888 00:44:54,626 --> 00:44:59,209 - Gross! - Nothing to see here. 889 00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:04,417 190,000 dollars, isn't that a lot? 890 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:06,334 190,000 dollars, I tell you. 190,000 dollars! 891 00:45:06,417 --> 00:45:08,834 Bill, this is your last chance. 892 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:11,250 If you screw up again, pack your bags and get out of here. 893 00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:16,667 How could she possibly make 190,000 dollars in one year, right? 894 00:45:21,209 --> 00:45:22,417 Show me the ropes. 895 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:26,917 Du Du, the panda, is finally pregnant. 896 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,667 - A wonderful day at the zoo... - On to the Financial Report, now! 897 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,792 Before the Financial Report, this is just in from Mark Six. 898 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:33,584 The winning numbers are 899 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:35,625 5, 10, 15, 900 00:45:35,709 --> 00:45:38,125 20, 25, 30. 901 00:45:39,209 --> 00:45:40,959 We're rich! 902 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:45,834 The last number is 30. Only one person struck the grand prize. 903 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,250 The prize money is 199,700 dollars. 904 00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:50,625 - Hey, he said it wrong. - It's not 190,000 dollars. 905 00:45:50,709 --> 00:45:52,667 - It's 19 million dollars! - No. 906 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,542 It's 19 million dollars. 907 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Nineteen million? 908 00:45:57,209 --> 00:45:58,375 Is that true, dear? 909 00:45:58,459 --> 00:46:01,167 - It's true, dear. It's true! - It's true! 910 00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:02,917 Nineteen million. 911 00:46:04,959 --> 00:46:06,209 Nineteen million. 912 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:09,292 Why are you giggling? 913 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:10,500 Why can't I? 914 00:46:17,334 --> 00:46:18,542 Viewers. 915 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:20,292 There he goes again. 916 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,042 I'm announcing my resignation 917 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,459 from this exploitative TV station, 918 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,334 where they pick on low-wage earners. 919 00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:30,125 - I've wasted 18 years of my youth... - Hey! 920 00:46:30,209 --> 00:46:31,250 What do you want, bitch? 921 00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:33,584 - Especially scum like her. - This way, please. 922 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,209 She has an affair with the station manager, 923 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,625 but acts like nothing had happened! 924 00:46:36,709 --> 00:46:39,667 Every time I clock in, I have to endure her bullshit! 925 00:46:45,334 --> 00:46:47,292 What are you giggling about? Are you out of your mind? 926 00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:49,250 Dear, let's look for a new home tomorrow. 927 00:46:49,334 --> 00:46:51,959 I could use a bigger place. Let's get out of this stuffy apartment. 928 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,667 If we buy a bigger house, 929 00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:56,584 everyone will know we're filthy rich and start asking loans from us. 930 00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:58,959 But we can move out secretly, can't we? 931 00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:00,542 I'll think about it. Let's get some sleep. 932 00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:09,959 Hey, dear. We'll move out eventually. 933 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:13,292 So we shouldn't have to pay rent to the housing development. 934 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,834 Besides, they've been marking up the fees too high. 935 00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:17,875 Yes. Back to sleep now. 936 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,167 Hey, dear. 937 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,792 Starting tomorrow, I'll cook you chicken stew with abalone 938 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,084 and lobster for breakfast. How about that? 939 00:47:31,209 --> 00:47:32,792 That'd be too much cholesterol. 940 00:47:33,209 --> 00:47:35,000 - It'll give me a heart attack. - Oh, come on. 941 00:47:35,084 --> 00:47:37,292 I've never heard you say you don't like chicken with abalone. 942 00:47:37,417 --> 00:47:38,750 Okay, back to sleep now. 943 00:47:43,542 --> 00:47:44,709 Hey, dear. 944 00:47:45,209 --> 00:47:48,417 Promise me from now on that you'll stop playing mahjong with them. 945 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,625 You might play your hearts out until you spill the beans! 946 00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:52,542 No, I won't. 947 00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,125 Of course you will. 948 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:56,042 I have an idea. 949 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,834 Let's take some of our stuff to the pawn shop, 950 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,750 so they'd think we're poor. 951 00:47:59,834 --> 00:48:01,834 - That's a good idea. - Back to sleep! 952 00:48:09,209 --> 00:48:11,459 Hey! What are you thinking of? 953 00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:13,917 - What? - Do you think I can't tell? 954 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,375 Are you wishing for me to be dead, so you'd go after someone else? 955 00:48:16,459 --> 00:48:19,167 You're so big and strong. You won't die so easily. 956 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:20,625 Don't think about other women! 957 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:24,209 - I won't. Back to sleep. - Yes, right. 958 00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:55,959 Dear. 959 00:49:27,792 --> 00:49:28,750 Hands up! 960 00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:36,209 Dear, forgive me. I won't wish you to be dead. 961 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:45,209 Mia. 962 00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,417 Mia! 963 00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:54,709 It's Mia! Guys, I found her! 964 00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:56,750 She's all alone! 965 00:49:58,542 --> 00:50:00,834 Dai Dai, our new pool is ready. 966 00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:04,334 - Do I have a place in the new house? - You love me, 967 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:06,125 so of course you get a room. 968 00:50:06,667 --> 00:50:08,209 This is for you. 969 00:50:08,709 --> 00:50:10,167 And this is for Loi Dai. 970 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,417 - Hey, watch it! - Sorry. 971 00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:15,792 Dai Dai, why don't you get tanned somewhere else? 972 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:19,042 If you keep lying down here, I can't finish my new home. 973 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,959 Unless the boys at this beach don't grow legs. 974 00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,000 Hey! 975 00:50:22,834 --> 00:50:25,209 Smiley Joe, look what you did to my sandcastle! 976 00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:26,917 I'm sorry. 977 00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:29,917 Mia. 978 00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,875 I'm sorry for what I did at the restaurant. 979 00:50:33,959 --> 00:50:37,084 Get out of here, you heartless piece of trash. 980 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:39,584 - Go buy an ice-cream, kid. - Don't go soft on him! 981 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:43,375 You must be here because you're sick of the girls at the restaurant. 982 00:50:43,459 --> 00:50:45,125 No, it's not what you think it is. 983 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,709 I was looking at the mole on the waitress' thigh. 984 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,125 I thought it was a fly, but she didn't feel itchy at all. 985 00:50:51,209 --> 00:50:53,959 When I looked at it closely, it turned out to be a mole! 986 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,209 There are a lot of girls here with moles on their thighs. 987 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:57,500 Why don't you look for a fly then? 988 00:50:57,584 --> 00:51:00,042 I've seen them all. Those aren't moles. 989 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,584 They're all flies! 990 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:04,375 Like that will impress me. 991 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,625 Oh no, guys, it didn't work! 992 00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:22,834 Didn't work? Neither does my taxi. 993 00:51:22,917 --> 00:51:25,084 My taxi broke down because of you. 994 00:51:25,167 --> 00:51:27,084 - I'm going to be fired for sure. - Hey. 995 00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:32,000 We have to stick together, guys! 996 00:51:32,167 --> 00:51:34,584 No matter what happens, you've got to help me this time. 997 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:38,000 What can I do? 998 00:51:42,709 --> 00:51:44,792 What are you doing here all alone, miss? 999 00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:47,542 - You could use some company. - And you got a nice tan too. 1000 00:51:47,625 --> 00:51:49,917 - What do you want? - Just teasing you. 1001 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,792 Are you upset? It's dangerous not to have a man by your side. 1002 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:58,292 Mia, I'm here to save you! 1003 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:03,959 Don't be afraid, we won't do anything to you. 1004 00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:05,417 Who knows what could happen next? 1005 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,292 Mia, I'm coming to rescue you! 1006 00:52:11,167 --> 00:52:13,792 - What the hell do you want? - Quite a few, actually. 1007 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:16,292 - But now is not the time. - Mia! 1008 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:18,292 I'm coming to save you... 1009 00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:25,000 Help me. 1010 00:52:26,334 --> 00:52:28,667 - What a letdown, Smiley Joe! - Come on. 1011 00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:40,792 Smiley Joe! 1012 00:53:00,709 --> 00:53:03,417 Smiley Joe. 1013 00:53:05,459 --> 00:53:06,459 Mia. 1014 00:53:06,709 --> 00:53:09,375 Mia, I finally rescued you. 1015 00:53:09,959 --> 00:53:12,125 - Smiley Joe. - Oh, Mia! 1016 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:17,792 Dai Dai! 1017 00:53:18,584 --> 00:53:20,084 Dai Dai! 1018 00:53:20,584 --> 00:53:22,042 Dai Dai! 1019 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:27,625 What? Your parents struck the lottery? 1020 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:31,000 Yes, things will be more romantic between us now that I'm rich. 1021 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,542 I'll ask my dad to buy us a yacht, so we can go sailing! 1022 00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:40,042 Then, we can both go around the world. Oh, Mamma Mia. 1023 00:53:41,667 --> 00:53:46,167 Dad, Uncle Six sent you a postcard all the way from Manila. 1024 00:53:48,334 --> 00:53:50,000 Just read what he has to say. 1025 00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:51,792 All he has is nothing but drivel. 1026 00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:56,084 He said he'll visit Hong Kong and ask you out for dinner. 1027 00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:58,750 Could you reply to him for me? Tell him to buzz off. 1028 00:53:59,334 --> 00:54:02,667 But Dad, you are brothers. Why won't you eat with him? 1029 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,959 You always eat out with people you don't like. 1030 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:07,375 That's different. Your mom is my wife. 1031 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,875 I don't understand why you hate Uncle Six so much. 1032 00:54:09,959 --> 00:54:11,334 Of course you don't. 1033 00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:13,917 You never had chili sauce poured into your pants 1034 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,792 or black spots drawn on your face while sleeping. 1035 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:17,875 You're being so petty, Dad. 1036 00:54:17,959 --> 00:54:20,792 And the worst of all was during my birthday party. 1037 00:54:20,959 --> 00:54:23,250 He placed a cake right onto my face 1038 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,167 right in front of all my friends and relatives. 1039 00:54:31,209 --> 00:54:32,667 And he chuckled all the way. 1040 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:35,500 He really enjoys watching me suffer. 1041 00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:42,000 Dad, I want to buy a yacht. 1042 00:54:42,084 --> 00:54:43,042 Sure. 1043 00:54:43,209 --> 00:54:45,417 Thanks, Dad. You're the best. 1044 00:54:45,792 --> 00:54:47,625 Don't thank me. You have to pay it yourself. 1045 00:54:48,209 --> 00:54:51,667 - I mean the one that costs 20 million. - We're not going to spend that much! 1046 00:54:51,834 --> 00:54:54,167 - But Dad... - Dad, I need to talk to you. 1047 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,667 - Dad! - That's enough from you. 1048 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:57,375 I'm going over to you. Goodbye. 1049 00:54:57,792 --> 00:55:01,000 I've asked two friends of mine to go to a concert in Japan for Christmas. 1050 00:55:03,417 --> 00:55:05,000 But I haven't finished. 1051 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,959 To me, the conversation is over. 1052 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:09,167 I've asked my friends out to travel. 1053 00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:10,834 Why not travel to Bride's Pool? 1054 00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:13,042 You're afraid I'll spend all the money. 1055 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:15,792 It's not safe for young women to travel to Japan in small groups. 1056 00:55:15,917 --> 00:55:17,334 It is! 1057 00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:20,542 We're going to one of the safer places. 1058 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:23,667 - Can you speak Japanese? - English will do. 1059 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:27,000 When the Japanese speak English, only the Japanese understand them. 1060 00:55:27,084 --> 00:55:29,042 In Japan, both sexes bathe together. 1061 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,084 And Japanese men piss all over the place. 1062 00:55:31,167 --> 00:55:32,959 That's not a place for someone like you. 1063 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,834 We're going to study the arts in Harajuku. 1064 00:55:34,917 --> 00:55:37,417 We want to be like Seiko Matsuda and Momoko Kikuchi. 1065 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,542 If I make it big, I'll be rich! 1066 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:42,667 But what if you end up like Yuhiko Okata and commit suicide? 1067 00:55:42,834 --> 00:55:44,959 I'm going to learn about Japanese culture and history. 1068 00:55:45,042 --> 00:55:46,709 History? You're talking about history? 1069 00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:48,750 The Japanese have altered all the history they have. 1070 00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:50,875 Remember the time when Japan attacked the Chinese? 1071 00:55:50,959 --> 00:55:52,750 - Stop grumbling. Dad! - Besides, 1072 00:55:52,834 --> 00:55:55,250 they seized Diaoyutai, so we have nowhere to fish! 1073 00:55:55,334 --> 00:55:57,875 So you're not going to Japan. We're going to the mainland for Christmas. 1074 00:55:57,959 --> 00:55:58,959 To the mainland? 1075 00:55:59,042 --> 00:56:01,000 Why not? You can go anywhere you like there. 1076 00:56:01,084 --> 00:56:02,334 Your clothes will blend in there. 1077 00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,292 He's so old-fashioned. 1078 00:56:08,709 --> 00:56:10,375 See if it's Mr. Fung. If he's here for money, 1079 00:56:10,459 --> 00:56:11,584 - tell him I'm not in. - Got it. 1080 00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:24,209 What do you think, dear? 1081 00:56:25,584 --> 00:56:27,209 What did you do to your hair? 1082 00:56:27,292 --> 00:56:29,209 I had it cut, permed and highlighted. 1083 00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:30,750 It only costs 2,000 dollars. 1084 00:56:30,834 --> 00:56:32,250 Gosh, you're such a jerk. 1085 00:56:32,417 --> 00:56:34,334 This is Soir de Paris from France. Do you like it? 1086 00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:37,125 Wow, someone bought a bikini! 1087 00:56:37,209 --> 00:56:39,792 It's mine, and I'm going to wear that this year, 1088 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:42,250 so that I'll look trendy. 1089 00:56:42,334 --> 00:56:44,417 - Let me know which beach you're going to. - Sure. 1090 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:47,000 - So I can ask them to put up red flags. - Don't think about it! 1091 00:56:47,209 --> 00:56:49,667 Look at your hair. You look like a Northern lion dance. 1092 00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:52,750 You've changed a lot ever since we got married. 1093 00:56:52,834 --> 00:56:55,792 Now you are addicted to clothes and makeups. 1094 00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:57,584 Help me put on some makeup. 1095 00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,959 Hey, be careful with that! There's a diamond inside. 1096 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,875 - It costs me 3,000 dollars. - Dear. 1097 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:04,667 People wear clothes to keep warm. 1098 00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:08,417 You don't judge people from what they are wearing. 1099 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:11,625 What counts is what's inside their heart. 1100 00:57:11,709 --> 00:57:13,667 Our homegrown emporiums aren't going anywhere 1101 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:15,750 because they sell durable stuff at an affordable price! 1102 00:57:15,834 --> 00:57:18,542 Hey, I won almost 20 million dollars. 1103 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,125 We can't take it with us once we die. 1104 00:57:20,209 --> 00:57:21,834 As I expected from a housewife. 1105 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,959 None of us has an income. 1106 00:57:24,084 --> 00:57:26,500 Twenty million dollars is enough to buy us food for a lifetime. 1107 00:57:26,584 --> 00:57:28,042 - Dad. - So we can't waste that money. 1108 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:30,917 - Dad. - You'll be lost in seeking pleasures. 1109 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,250 It doesn't matter, I get lost all the time. 1110 00:57:33,334 --> 00:57:36,209 If I buy a yacht for you today, tomorrow you'd buy an ocean liner. 1111 00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:38,792 Today you'd travel east, the next day you'd go west. 1112 00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,542 - But Dad... - You may be a lion today, 1113 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,042 but you'll end up a shrew tomorrow! 1114 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,375 By the way, I found a new apartment. 1115 00:57:44,459 --> 00:57:46,125 A new apartment? What's wrong with this place? 1116 00:57:46,209 --> 00:57:48,084 It costs 500 dollars a month. Where can you get that? 1117 00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:49,792 And I just selected a Mercedes. 1118 00:57:49,875 --> 00:57:53,000 It's easy to buy a car, but to maintain it is a different story. 1119 00:57:53,084 --> 00:57:55,792 Listen, I'm planning to emigrate! 1120 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:58,959 But Dad, you once said that China is modernizing. 1121 00:57:59,042 --> 00:58:00,125 What do you know? 1122 00:58:00,209 --> 00:58:02,792 We're so rich now. What if the others find out? 1123 00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:04,084 We're like sitting ducks here. 1124 00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:07,417 - So we have to get out as soon as we can. - Hey, you're not making any sense. 1125 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,125 Remember that all of us had to pick a number, 1126 00:58:09,209 --> 00:58:10,834 so each of us has the right to spend the money. 1127 00:58:10,917 --> 00:58:11,917 Don't you remember? 1128 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,209 I picked two numbers at that time. 1129 00:58:14,292 --> 00:58:16,875 That makes me the largest stockholder, so I have the right to speak, 1130 00:58:16,959 --> 00:58:18,417 decide and execute! 1131 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,750 I object! We want democracy! 1132 00:58:20,834 --> 00:58:22,584 The Chinese are not into democracy. 1133 00:58:22,709 --> 00:58:24,500 We want freedom! 1134 00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,500 What good is freedom when your account is empty? 1135 00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:29,959 - Dad, I'll just borrow from you. - I've counted it all. 1136 00:58:30,084 --> 00:58:32,750 You owe me 368,000 dollars ever since you were born. 1137 00:58:32,834 --> 00:58:33,834 - Dad. - And you, even more! 1138 00:58:33,959 --> 00:58:35,250 - And you too! - Me? 1139 00:58:35,334 --> 00:58:36,709 You owe me 138,000 dollars. 1140 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,209 So I'll deduct that from your stock value. 1141 00:58:39,292 --> 00:58:41,500 Starting tomorrow, each of you will be allocated 1142 00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:43,542 - only 36 dollars every day. - Hey! 1143 00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:47,250 - Whether we work or not... - We only get 36 dollars! 1144 00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,875 You're one crazy bastard. 1145 01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:08,417 WISHING WELL 1146 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:14,709 Hey, I don't know what naughty things you are up to tonight. 1147 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:17,459 I am not sure if you caused my loss of money and keys. 1148 01:00:50,834 --> 01:00:51,709 Dear. 1149 01:00:54,209 --> 01:00:55,084 Dear. 1150 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,125 Dear, you're the best. 1151 01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:01,125 Of course I am, now get back to sleep. 1152 01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:06,500 There'll be a lot of soda over there, so don't drink what we have at home. 1153 01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:12,667 Wow, what a nice suit you're wearing. 1154 01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:16,750 Mr. Fung, we're not really that well off. 1155 01:01:16,834 --> 01:01:19,042 You don't judge a person by his clothes. 1156 01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:21,750 We're going to a banquet, so we have to be at our very best. 1157 01:01:21,834 --> 01:01:23,084 In fact, we're poor. 1158 01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:24,667 Don't get us wrong. 1159 01:01:24,792 --> 01:01:25,792 Let's go. 1160 01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:27,917 - Good for you to know. - Let's go. 1161 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,667 - Same goes for the rest of the block. - Let's go. 1162 01:01:30,917 --> 01:01:32,500 Did he ask me to return his money? 1163 01:01:32,917 --> 01:01:34,542 Look, it's an aquatic show. 1164 01:01:35,542 --> 01:01:37,542 - Have a drink. - Thanks. 1165 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:43,334 My two daughters have been training synchronized swimming for three months. 1166 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,917 Even their instructor invited them to represent Hong Kong. 1167 01:01:47,209 --> 01:01:48,875 - I see. - What they're doing right now, 1168 01:01:48,959 --> 01:01:50,959 it's called the Lobster move. 1169 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,084 - Looks like a lobster, doesn't it? - Yes. 1170 01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:57,709 Damn! They invited us all the way here but they didn't even serve us soda. 1171 01:01:58,209 --> 01:02:00,000 There's no need to complain. 1172 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:03,584 Now, we have 20 million dollars while they only have a couple million. 1173 01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,625 Just bear with it. It's not worth arguing with them. 1174 01:02:05,709 --> 01:02:07,750 The living standards in Hong Kong are truly astounding. 1175 01:02:08,084 --> 01:02:09,750 Your villa property is so expensive. 1176 01:02:10,042 --> 01:02:12,042 You're indeed living a lavish life, my cousin. 1177 01:02:12,167 --> 01:02:14,584 I've lived more than half my life in this property. 1178 01:02:14,667 --> 01:02:16,834 What matters most is I get to live comfortably. 1179 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,917 Bill. 1180 01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:22,625 Hi, John. 1181 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:25,667 John, go talk to your big brother. 1182 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,917 - Come on. - Dear! 1183 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 - So that's my brother-in-law. - Dear! 1184 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,792 So my in-laws are here as well. 1185 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,000 I didn't notice you sitting here. 1186 01:02:35,209 --> 01:02:38,917 Of course you didn't notice us with your nose stuck up in the air. 1187 01:02:39,709 --> 01:02:41,750 Bill, ma'am. 1188 01:02:41,834 --> 01:02:43,250 - John. - It's not every day 1189 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:45,209 that we have so many relatives gathering here. 1190 01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:47,500 It really helps when you're rich. 1191 01:02:47,584 --> 01:02:49,875 Otherwise, you wouldn't meet us like this. 1192 01:02:50,792 --> 01:02:52,542 Because we're not poor anymore... 1193 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:55,750 Ma'am, your cheongsam is gorgeous. 1194 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,084 I remember you wore it at the last two banquets. 1195 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:00,792 It's so finely crafted. 1196 01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:03,792 No wonder you had to wear it every time. 1197 01:03:04,042 --> 01:03:05,584 This is the last time I'm wearing it. 1198 01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:07,500 I'm going to switch to fur once it gets colder. 1199 01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:08,792 Too bad. 1200 01:03:09,292 --> 01:03:11,834 If not, how am I going to spend my 20 million dollars? 1201 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,750 - What? Twenty million? - Twenty million? 1202 01:03:13,834 --> 01:03:16,875 - Yes, the other day I struck... - She had a stroke. 1203 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,542 So she's just babbling. 1204 01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:20,709 - Are you nuts? - We need to attend to our guests. 1205 01:03:20,834 --> 01:03:21,917 See you around. 1206 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,125 Mom, the pool is so huge! 1207 01:03:26,209 --> 01:03:29,000 Nothing to be envious about. Our pool is going to be bigger! 1208 01:03:29,084 --> 01:03:30,542 That's what she said. I'm not with her. 1209 01:03:31,792 --> 01:03:33,667 - Meet your Uncle Six. - Uncle Six. 1210 01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:36,375 Is she the youngest one? 1211 01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:39,584 We haven't seen each other for a long time. 1212 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,875 You deserve a welcome dinner. Right, dear? 1213 01:03:45,417 --> 01:03:48,042 How about I invite you all for dinner tomorrow? 1214 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,417 That won't be necessary. 1215 01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:53,459 You can drop by at ours for dinner tomorrow. 1216 01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:57,334 Really? Well, I appreciate that. 1217 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,625 - Sure, be there or be square. - Come early, alright? 1218 01:04:03,959 --> 01:04:06,042 - It's Koji Tamaki! - It's Koji Tamaki! 1219 01:04:06,959 --> 01:04:08,500 Turn it up. 1220 01:04:10,209 --> 01:04:12,375 Hey! Keep it down, will you? 1221 01:04:20,292 --> 01:04:21,750 Your TV keeps breaking down. 1222 01:04:21,834 --> 01:04:23,959 - I'd better go watch it at home. - Me too! 1223 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:26,209 - You're outdated. - Talk to your dad 1224 01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:28,667 - about the Japan trip, okay? - Or we're not waiting for you. 1225 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,459 Goodbye, little fella. 1226 01:04:41,459 --> 01:04:43,084 Keep it down, you bitch! 1227 01:04:47,334 --> 01:04:48,917 Or I'm going to blow up your room... 1228 01:05:37,042 --> 01:05:39,709 What made you change your mind to invite your brother over for dinner? 1229 01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:42,250 Well, I've prepared a delightful feast especially for him. 1230 01:05:42,334 --> 01:05:43,625 Get out of here! 1231 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,084 - What's going on? - Mia. 1232 01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:49,000 - Weren't you at the movies? - He's horrible! 1233 01:05:49,084 --> 01:05:51,667 He was glaring at the ticket seller when we were at the box office. 1234 01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:54,334 - Damn, you're such a pervert! - No. 1235 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:56,375 I was just looking at the mole. 1236 01:05:56,459 --> 01:05:58,167 I've been studying fortune-telling lately. 1237 01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:01,042 From what I gathered, a person carries a certain and distinct fate 1238 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,875 depending on where their mole is located. 1239 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,875 Why did you have to stare at the chest? 1240 01:06:05,084 --> 01:06:08,625 - Because there were two moles there. - Everyone has two "moles" on their chests. 1241 01:06:08,709 --> 01:06:09,875 But those were way bigger. 1242 01:06:09,959 --> 01:06:11,459 It signifies high ambitions. 1243 01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:13,250 Hey, you're such a pervert! 1244 01:06:13,417 --> 01:06:16,875 It's not that he's a pervert. The ticket seller was a man! 1245 01:06:18,209 --> 01:06:20,000 So, are you gay? 1246 01:06:20,709 --> 01:06:21,584 It was a man? 1247 01:06:22,334 --> 01:06:23,209 I didn't notice. 1248 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:24,792 Smiley Joe, let me ask you something. 1249 01:06:24,959 --> 01:06:26,542 Do you like men or women? 1250 01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:28,750 - Women, of course! - Then, prove it. 1251 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,084 I like you, Mia! 1252 01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:33,750 - I really like her. - You creep! 1253 01:06:35,084 --> 01:06:36,292 You sex-crazed freak. 1254 01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:38,667 I don't want to see you come near my daughter ever, you punk! 1255 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:39,709 Come on! 1256 01:06:39,792 --> 01:06:41,875 It doesn't matter if your boyfriend is rich or not, 1257 01:06:41,959 --> 01:06:43,917 as long as he cares for you and treats you well. 1258 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,750 You'd better keep punks like him out of your life! 1259 01:06:45,834 --> 01:06:46,792 Mia! 1260 01:07:04,209 --> 01:07:06,542 - You are now watching... - Men are nothing but jerks! 1261 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:13,125 We should've thrown this TV away by now. 1262 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:16,459 Audio. 1263 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,292 What a nutcase. 1264 01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:23,209 Video. 1265 01:07:23,292 --> 01:07:26,167 This is a baboon from Africa. It's only a couple of months old. 1266 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:27,750 Look how amazing it is. 1267 01:07:28,459 --> 01:07:30,375 All set. Now take this. 1268 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,375 What's Loi Dai doing on TV? 1269 01:07:39,792 --> 01:07:40,834 What the hell? 1270 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,417 Where have I seen her before? 1271 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,000 It's one of Bill's daughters. 1272 01:07:45,542 --> 01:07:46,834 Damn! 1273 01:07:48,917 --> 01:07:50,417 How did you like the baboon? 1274 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,917 Up next on Animal Wonders, we will take you to Denmark 1275 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,250 to see the jumping spider. 1276 01:07:58,334 --> 01:08:00,625 Gosh, that was embarrassing! 1277 01:08:02,209 --> 01:08:03,084 What happened? 1278 01:08:03,292 --> 01:08:05,500 -The moment we say goodbye -I don't know. 1279 01:08:05,584 --> 01:08:07,667 -We have to say it eventually -The ladies' man is here! 1280 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:12,292 I say from the very bottom of my heart 1281 01:08:12,375 --> 01:08:14,417 Amor, amor, amor 1282 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,375 Damn it! 1283 01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:17,125 Amor, amor, amor 1284 01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:18,667 What do you mean by amor? 1285 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,417 You sing like a broken record! Geez. 1286 01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:22,417 I love you so much 1287 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:26,000 But you said farewell 1288 01:08:26,084 --> 01:08:28,042 -Amor, amor, amor -Pick a tile. 1289 01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:30,584 Amor, amor, amor 1290 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:32,167 Oh, a self-pick! 1291 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,875 - I won. - That song screwed me over. 1292 01:08:34,959 --> 01:08:37,084 -I really love you -You creep! 1293 01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:39,167 We've broken up, so you better drop dead! 1294 01:08:39,292 --> 01:08:41,542 But he's still useful to me. 1295 01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:43,917 Amor, amor, amor 1296 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,750 What more do you want, Smiley Joe? 1297 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,709 - Do you really like my daughter? - I really do. 1298 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,500 Leave us alone. 1299 01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:54,625 - Then promise me one thing. - What is it? 1300 01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:56,334 It's not like I like you. 1301 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,042 If you like my daughter, you have to go through me. 1302 01:08:59,125 --> 01:09:01,417 No problem, sir. Just say it. 1303 01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,000 Are you free tomorrow? 1304 01:09:03,334 --> 01:09:04,375 I'm not so sure. 1305 01:09:04,459 --> 01:09:07,292 If I'm busy in the afternoon, then I'll be free in the morning. 1306 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:09,709 If I'm busy in the morning, then I'll be free in the afternoon. 1307 01:09:09,792 --> 01:09:12,459 If I'm busy all day, then I'll be free at night! 1308 01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:14,709 - So are you busy tomorrow? - Tomorrow is a Sunday, 1309 01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,125 so I'll be free all day! 1310 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,667 Get a pen and paper and write this down. 1311 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,667 Tomorrow, you'll be disguising as a bakery deliveryman 1312 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:25,042 - and then help me deliver a cake. - Do I get to wear a tie? 1313 01:09:25,334 --> 01:09:27,542 - It doesn't matter. - It does to me. 1314 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:29,875 The smarter you look, the more tips you get. 1315 01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:32,917 You won't get any tips. You just have to buy me a cream cake. 1316 01:09:33,084 --> 01:09:35,417 - Should I write "Happy Birthday" on it? - Don't write anything! 1317 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:36,750 Make sure it has lots of cream! 1318 01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:39,167 "No tie, no tips." 1319 01:09:39,292 --> 01:09:40,959 "Add cream." 1320 01:09:41,042 --> 01:09:43,167 Bring the cake to my place tomorrow. 1321 01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:45,084 "Bring it to my place." 1322 01:09:45,292 --> 01:09:47,375 - It's my place. - Of course it's my place. 1323 01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,084 Just write "your place". 1324 01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:50,709 "To your place." 1325 01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:52,667 Remember this man. 1326 01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:55,959 Once you see him, throw the cake into his face! 1327 01:09:56,667 --> 01:09:58,000 That'd be fun! 1328 01:09:58,542 --> 01:10:00,167 So that's why there are no tips. 1329 01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:05,125 I've waited ten years for this. 1330 01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:07,750 Bill. 1331 01:10:10,709 --> 01:10:12,334 You think I'd do it again? 1332 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,167 John, this is Loi Dai. 1333 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,459 Say hello to him. This is my second daughter. 1334 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,084 And that's my eldest, Dai Dai. 1335 01:10:19,792 --> 01:10:21,000 Uncle Six. 1336 01:10:21,709 --> 01:10:22,667 What's with her? 1337 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:25,750 She had a quarrel with her boyfriend, so she ended up wailing all day. 1338 01:10:25,834 --> 01:10:27,084 - Uncle! - Good girl. 1339 01:10:27,167 --> 01:10:28,250 This is for you. 1340 01:10:28,334 --> 01:10:29,584 - Say thank you. - Thank you, uncle! 1341 01:10:29,667 --> 01:10:31,375 Look out, there could be a dead mouse inside. 1342 01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:33,542 - Stop it. - You remember that time? 1343 01:10:34,084 --> 01:10:35,334 Of course I do. 1344 01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:38,667 Ever since you came to this world, I had to go through a world of misery! 1345 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,209 Come on, dear. 1346 01:10:41,084 --> 01:10:44,250 Bill, I want to apologize for all that I've done to you. 1347 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,459 You never apologized to me! 1348 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:49,125 But I had to do it today, because 1349 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,875 time has caught up with me. 1350 01:10:51,542 --> 01:10:52,917 I don't have much time to live. 1351 01:10:53,334 --> 01:10:55,209 I wonder what trick he's up to now. 1352 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:56,917 I'm serious this time. 1353 01:10:58,209 --> 01:10:59,500 I have leg cancer. 1354 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:02,167 The doctor said I have only a few months. 1355 01:11:04,292 --> 01:11:05,584 And you're the closest to me. 1356 01:11:06,084 --> 01:11:08,167 So I have to inform you tonight. 1357 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:10,459 This is awesome! 1358 01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,375 I'm so elated! 1359 01:11:15,584 --> 01:11:18,334 Pity him! He's still young and unmarried. 1360 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,292 I've always considered him an enemy, 1361 01:11:21,459 --> 01:11:23,167 so I never treated him well. 1362 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:25,542 But this could be the last time we see him. 1363 01:11:27,834 --> 01:11:29,667 Get a hold of yourself. 1364 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:31,209 But I can't! 1365 01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:38,209 - Have a seat. - Dai Dai, are you joining us for dinner? 1366 01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:40,459 - No, thank you! - Good thing I didn't cook for you. 1367 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:42,000 Loi Dai, see if the soup is ready. 1368 01:11:43,834 --> 01:11:44,709 SMILEY JOE 1369 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:47,667 - Hurry up, uncle. - Okay. 1370 01:11:49,667 --> 01:11:52,334 Have you ever thought of buying a house and a car? 1371 01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:54,209 Yes, we do. Do you have any suggestions? 1372 01:11:54,709 --> 01:11:57,875 I've worked at Hang Fung Bank for over a decade, and I have a few quotas left. 1373 01:11:57,959 --> 01:11:59,167 I could give them all to you. 1374 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:02,000 So you'll enjoy a really low-interest rate for your house and car purchase. 1375 01:12:02,917 --> 01:12:05,334 I hope you'll gladly accept my sincere offer. 1376 01:12:05,584 --> 01:12:07,834 Have some chicken feet, it could help with your leg. 1377 01:12:08,959 --> 01:12:11,667 - Go take your seat. - Eat with us. 1378 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:19,709 Why are you all looking so glum? 1379 01:12:20,084 --> 01:12:22,500 How about I tell a joke? It's funny. 1380 01:12:22,834 --> 01:12:23,792 Sure. 1381 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:26,792 There was once this silly guy who has a tumor on his left leg. 1382 01:12:27,917 --> 01:12:30,917 - Is it really funny? - It is! 1383 01:12:31,292 --> 01:12:34,334 So he went to the hospital and had his leg cut off. 1384 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:37,209 After the operation, the patient woke up 1385 01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:39,334 and the doctor greeted him miserably. 1386 01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:42,292 The doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." 1387 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:44,000 "Which one would you like to hear first?" 1388 01:12:44,084 --> 01:12:47,667 The patient said, "Tell me the bad news first." 1389 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:52,125 So the doctor said, "The bad news is, I cut off your right leg." 1390 01:12:55,459 --> 01:12:56,625 What's the good news? 1391 01:12:57,625 --> 01:13:01,209 The doctor said, "The good news is, your left leg is cancer-free!" 1392 01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:08,459 - Go get the soy sauce. - And the saucers. 1393 01:13:08,542 --> 01:13:11,000 Why do you need four people to get the soy sauce? 1394 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,000 Now you'd better watch your mouths. 1395 01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:14,625 Tonight, we have to treat him really nicely. 1396 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:16,709 And we're going to be nice to him from now on. 1397 01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:19,334 I'll go get it. 1398 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:22,750 Who is this for? 1399 01:13:24,917 --> 01:13:26,667 - It's you. - No, Joe. Don't! 1400 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:33,959 It's him. It's the man in the picture! 1401 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:43,917 With a luxurious car like this, it really makes me proud! 1402 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,209 Well, you could always hire a chauffeur. 1403 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,625 But it'll cost me a fortune, right? 1404 01:13:47,709 --> 01:13:49,375 You could use one of my quotas. 1405 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,792 The car now costs half its value, so it's worth it. 1406 01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:55,250 Dear, it would make us even prouder if you hire a chauffeur. 1407 01:13:56,209 --> 01:13:58,459 Mom, there's a big swimming pool. 1408 01:13:58,542 --> 01:14:00,084 I love it! 1409 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,250 Of course. 1410 01:14:03,084 --> 01:14:05,917 After buying a house and a car, we have ten million dollars left. 1411 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,667 I suggest you save it in my bank. I'll open a foreign deposit for you 1412 01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:09,959 with 18 percent interest. 1413 01:14:10,167 --> 01:14:12,917 Dear, that would earn us a million dollars per year. 1414 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,084 I may not spend them all. 1415 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,000 I could also manage it for you. 1416 01:14:16,084 --> 01:14:18,125 I'll buy you whichever currency that goes up in value. 1417 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,834 That's great, dear. We're making money out of money. 1418 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,667 Too bad I won't stick around for so long. 1419 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,750 Don't shake your leg, it's bad luck. 1420 01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:33,667 You're shaking your wealth away. 1421 01:14:34,292 --> 01:14:35,292 How superstitious. 1422 01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:37,000 Loi Dai. 1423 01:14:38,084 --> 01:14:39,959 When I found out that I have cancer 1424 01:14:40,334 --> 01:14:41,917 and only a few months to live, 1425 01:14:42,584 --> 01:14:44,334 I wanted to record a video 1426 01:14:45,209 --> 01:14:46,792 to tell all my relatives 1427 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,292 not to shake their legs. 1428 01:14:50,459 --> 01:14:51,500 No matter what. 1429 01:14:52,667 --> 01:14:54,292 Never ever shake your legs. 1430 01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:58,709 If I hadn't shaken my legs, I wouldn't be here now, 1431 01:14:59,334 --> 01:15:01,667 telling you all about my leg cancer. 1432 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:05,292 Don't be sad, my brother-in-law. We gain some, we lose some. 1433 01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:07,292 Life is like money. 1434 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,042 It comes, then it goes. That's how the world works. 1435 01:15:11,584 --> 01:15:13,542 So you're here to see the new house! 1436 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:16,000 I thought you were bluffing. 1437 01:15:16,084 --> 01:15:18,667 What a gorgeous place. Do you have any room for me? 1438 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:20,667 - Where's your sister? - Inside. 1439 01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:23,625 - You can't go in! - Why? 1440 01:15:23,709 --> 01:15:25,959 You're supposed to ask before entering. What are you here for? 1441 01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:29,125 - Can I use the bathroom? - Sure you can. 1442 01:15:29,209 --> 01:15:30,792 It's right over there. 1443 01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:38,125 Where's the bathroom? 1444 01:15:38,209 --> 01:15:39,250 - Inside. - Thanks! 1445 01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:41,750 Young men like him just won't grow up. 1446 01:15:41,834 --> 01:15:44,375 - Is Smiley Joe here? - Yes, he's using the bathroom. 1447 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:50,875 Look at your boyfriend. He's so humiliating! 1448 01:15:57,042 --> 01:15:58,042 That was a big bathroom. 1449 01:15:58,167 --> 01:15:59,667 - Your fly is open. - Right. 1450 01:16:03,584 --> 01:16:05,667 Mia. 1451 01:16:07,708 --> 01:16:09,458 How could you take a piss like that? 1452 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,250 - There's only one way to piss. - You flasher! 1453 01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:14,583 How can I piss if I don't flash? 1454 01:16:14,667 --> 01:16:16,375 Do you expect me to piss with my fly shut? 1455 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:18,000 Go away, you lowlife! 1456 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,375 How does that make me a lowlife? 1457 01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:22,875 You all are! 1458 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:32,917 You flasher! 1459 01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:36,333 You're not only a flasher, but also a lecher! 1460 01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,542 It's not what you think. 1461 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:41,958 Are you trying to be a gold digger by hitting on my daughter? 1462 01:16:43,417 --> 01:16:46,167 You know that love can't be bought cheaply. 1463 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,417 You have to make sure your man is a perfect match for you. 1464 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,708 Some men would treat you nicely, so they'd live off you! 1465 01:16:51,792 --> 01:16:52,750 Hop on. 1466 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,542 Mia! 1467 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,917 So what if you've got 19 million? 1468 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:08,000 - Show-offs! - Who struck the lottery? 1469 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,125 - Why should I tell you? - Drink up. 1470 01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:14,000 - Hey, pal. - Coming. 1471 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:17,375 - It's only for you. - Give me another round. 1472 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:20,542 I've never been so humiliated. 1473 01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:25,458 If I get rich like you one day, I'll show your daughter a perfect match! 1474 01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,375 Drink up. 1475 01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:33,292 - Did your girlfriend strike a lottery? - It's Mamma Mia! 1476 01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:35,750 - Who? - It's her mom, she struck the lottery. 1477 01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:40,125 Mamma Mia be damned! 1478 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:44,958 Pal, we got to do something. 1479 01:17:45,417 --> 01:17:46,583 Let's do something to her mom. 1480 01:17:46,667 --> 01:17:47,542 That's right! 1481 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,708 Let's do something to her mom! 1482 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,000 That's her! 1483 01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:02,708 No, let's turn back. Call it off for now. 1484 01:18:02,792 --> 01:18:04,208 What now? 1485 01:18:04,292 --> 01:18:05,875 She recognizes me. 1486 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,000 I see. 1487 01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:11,292 Let's drive by and grab some pantyhose. 1488 01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:16,417 Wear it. 1489 01:18:16,667 --> 01:18:17,958 Good call. 1490 01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:20,417 No, this is not the right size. 1491 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,417 This is size two, I need size four! 1492 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,125 - Over your head! - I see. 1493 01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:26,833 - Bye. - Bye. 1494 01:18:30,542 --> 01:18:32,833 The European size two fits me. 1495 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:35,750 - But mine doesn't fit. - Look, she's leaving! 1496 01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:37,917 Get moving! 1497 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:45,917 Over here! 1498 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,792 - The door is locked. - This side! 1499 01:18:51,667 --> 01:18:52,667 Help! 1500 01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:54,625 - Catch her! - Help me! 1501 01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:57,625 - Help! - She's over there! 1502 01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:00,667 Help! 1503 01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:02,542 Help! 1504 01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:05,542 - Help! - I got her! 1505 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:09,042 Help! 1506 01:19:10,042 --> 01:19:10,958 Hurry! 1507 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:14,458 Help! 1508 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:24,958 Loi Dai, have you finished packing for your Japan trip? 1509 01:19:25,042 --> 01:19:27,167 There's nothing to pack. Just a few more empty suitcases 1510 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,792 and credit cards to boot. 1511 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:31,292 Now you can buy whatever you want. 1512 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:33,875 You better not be so stingy and mean. 1513 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:35,833 Dad, I bought us a new TV set. 1514 01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:37,375 It has a stereo. 1515 01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:40,000 - Turn it up. - After 19 years, Hang Fung Bank 1516 01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:41,292 has been declared bankrupt. 1517 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:42,667 - What bank? - Experts estimate that 1518 01:19:42,750 --> 01:19:44,833 - It's the one where we saved our money. - It involves funds 1519 01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,333 about 30 billion dollars. 1520 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:49,583 The collapse of the bank is the ninth case 1521 01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:52,708 in a string of banks running into financial difficulties since 1985. 1522 01:19:52,792 --> 01:19:55,542 Guys, I have good news and bad news. 1523 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:58,167 - Which one would you like first? - Tell me the good news. 1524 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:00,667 The good news is, I don't have leg cancer. 1525 01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:03,542 - The doctor told me. - And the bad news? 1526 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:07,792 The bad news is, your 19 million dollars are gone. 1527 01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:13,583 - Oh no, ma'am! - Dear. 1528 01:20:13,667 --> 01:20:14,792 Don't be sad. 1529 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,292 "We gain some, we lose some." Just like you said, "Life is like money." 1530 01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:20,333 "It comes, then it goes. 1531 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:23,625 - That's how the world works." - Quit sneering at us! 1532 01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:25,125 You're nothing but trouble! 1533 01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:27,542 I'm a victim, too. I lost my job. 1534 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:29,583 Give me back my 19 million dollars! 1535 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,208 Give it back! 1536 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,083 Dad. 1537 01:20:41,792 --> 01:20:44,667 - Stop it! Don't fight! - I'll strangle you! 1538 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:46,583 Stop it! 1539 01:20:46,667 --> 01:20:48,625 - Calm down! - Give it all you've got! 1540 01:20:51,958 --> 01:20:54,333 - Calm down, please! - Go to hell! 1541 01:20:55,542 --> 01:20:58,833 I'm going to choke you to death! 1542 01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:02,667 I'm going to choke you to death! 1543 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:04,667 You better give it back to me! 1544 01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:06,750 Hello? 1545 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:09,042 Give us back our money. 1546 01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,375 Give it back, you bitch. 1547 01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:11,500 Kidnapped? 1548 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:16,292 Stop fighting! Chiu Dai has been kidnapped! 1549 01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,292 We're not playing around this time. 1550 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,542 We'll show you we're serious! 1551 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:25,125 Dad, help me! You may not like me so much, 1552 01:21:25,208 --> 01:21:27,500 but I'll support you all my life. Don't let me die! 1553 01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:30,667 Did you hear that? We want 19 million in ransom. 1554 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:32,958 Are you kidding? We live in a housing development. 1555 01:21:33,167 --> 01:21:35,500 What? I thought you said you struck a lottery. 1556 01:21:35,583 --> 01:21:38,292 The prize money's all gone. Didn't you watch the news? 1557 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:40,125 Hang Fung Bank went bust! 1558 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,958 Really? Turn on the TV. 1559 01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:46,708 Don't pretend you're poor. 1560 01:21:46,792 --> 01:21:48,583 No, this is for real! 1561 01:21:48,667 --> 01:21:51,208 Quit the pretense and get us the money. 1562 01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:52,917 If you call the cops, I'll kill her! 1563 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:54,667 Bill, call the cops. 1564 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:57,458 No. If I do that, they'll kill her. 1565 01:21:58,292 --> 01:21:59,667 What do you care? Scram! 1566 01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:07,000 What should we do now? 1567 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:09,875 A mouse bit me, I'm scared! 1568 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:12,042 Looks like it's only getting worse. 1569 01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,667 What do you mean by "looks like"? It's really, really bad! 1570 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:17,167 It's all because of you, Joe. 1571 01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:20,125 You planned it, you handled it, and you carried it out! 1572 01:22:20,208 --> 01:22:21,750 I just wanted to scare the fat woman. 1573 01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:24,042 I was impulsive, and now it came to this. 1574 01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:26,625 See? You act without thinking. 1575 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:29,542 All it takes is one impulsive act and everyone knows about it. 1576 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:31,833 - There you go. - Then let's release her. 1577 01:22:31,917 --> 01:22:33,958 - You got to be kidding me. - Hey. 1578 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,417 - Are you nuts? - Don't be stupid. 1579 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,667 If we let her off, we're still kidnappers! 1580 01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:40,375 If we receive the ransom, we're still kidnappers. 1581 01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:43,208 We should get the money before letting her go, you idiot! 1582 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:45,500 I'm done. 1583 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,500 We're all drenched now. 1584 01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:52,042 We can't wipe ourselves out of it. 1585 01:22:52,125 --> 01:22:54,125 Since your cover is not blown yet, 1586 01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,917 you should go spy on them. 1587 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,125 Let us know if they've called the cops. 1588 01:23:00,542 --> 01:23:03,958 - I got to go wash my hair. - Go ahead, get drenched. 1589 01:23:05,667 --> 01:23:06,917 Smiley Joe. 1590 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:10,125 Do you know that someone kidnapped my daughter? 1591 01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:12,500 Do you know who did it? 1592 01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,958 I have no idea. 1593 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,167 That's a relief. 1594 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,458 This is all your fault! 1595 01:23:19,417 --> 01:23:21,625 Why did you open that foreign deposit? 1596 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:23,583 Now we've lost all our 20 million dollars! 1597 01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,292 We can pretend this never happened. 1598 01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,833 - I mean, like we never won it. - Pretend what? 1599 01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:32,208 - We won that money! - Of course you had 20 million. 1600 01:23:32,292 --> 01:23:34,083 Not many were as lucky as you. 1601 01:23:34,167 --> 01:23:37,125 Now is not the time to whine over money. We have to save our daughter. 1602 01:23:37,292 --> 01:23:39,667 How are we going to save her if we don't have the money? 1603 01:23:42,542 --> 01:23:44,042 I've returned my plane ticket. 1604 01:23:44,333 --> 01:23:46,792 These are all the savings I've had since I was a girl. 1605 01:23:47,667 --> 01:23:48,625 Loi Dai. 1606 01:23:49,167 --> 01:23:50,667 I hope it's enough to save her. 1607 01:23:51,542 --> 01:23:53,750 - Thanks, but you shouldn't have. - Loi Dai. 1608 01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:57,250 You're a good girl. 1609 01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,125 - Don't touch the phone! - I'm sorry. 1610 01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,375 Bad news, they're broke! 1611 01:24:09,667 --> 01:24:12,917 The bank went bankrupt, so they lost their savings. 1612 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:14,792 So we did this for nothing? 1613 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,667 Ouch, there are a lot of mosquitoes here! 1614 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:18,292 Why don't we just let her go? 1615 01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,417 Let her go? That'd be very risky. 1616 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:23,250 How much money do they have left? 1617 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,583 - About 10,000 dollars. - 10,000 dollars? 1618 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:27,458 What an insult. We're keeping her! 1619 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:29,917 Unless they want to insult us several times. 1620 01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:33,167 It's like taking rice from a beggar's bowl. 1621 01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:35,833 Once you get some, you're part of it. 1622 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:39,250 Don't be impetuous. I know her sister is your girlfriend. 1623 01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:41,208 But we're a gang! 1624 01:24:41,292 --> 01:24:42,708 - Really? - Is that right? 1625 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:45,125 - Of course! - Ask for 500,000 dollars from them. 1626 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:47,750 Hello? 1627 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,125 Hello, this is Bill. 1628 01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:52,500 You've heard about the bank. 1629 01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:55,708 What? 500,000? We don't even have 50,000. 1630 01:24:55,792 --> 01:24:58,875 Please don't hurt my daughter. I'll pay up! 1631 01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:02,208 - How's my daughter? - She's fine! 1632 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:05,292 I'm letting her watch some TV while giving her candy. 1633 01:25:05,375 --> 01:25:07,250 It comes in sweet chunks. 1634 01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:10,875 I want to hear from her before I pay. Chiu Dai! 1635 01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:12,875 Mom. there are a lot of mice here! 1636 01:25:13,417 --> 01:25:14,417 You heard that? 1637 01:25:15,250 --> 01:25:16,792 Why don't you borrow 500,000? 1638 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,208 Tomorrow afternoon, put the money in a two-inch-thick briefcase 1639 01:25:20,292 --> 01:25:21,750 and take a cellphone with you. 1640 01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:24,875 Go to Kowloon Tong station and take the train at 3:45. 1641 01:25:24,958 --> 01:25:26,458 You'll see your daughter there. 1642 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:28,708 We're going to tape them in secret. 1643 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,583 John, are we going to hand in the ransom in a train? 1644 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,750 I looked all over, but I still can't see the kidnapper. 1645 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:43,792 - Hello? - Where are you now? 1646 01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:47,208 - We just went by the Chinese school. - There's a highway ahead. 1647 01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:48,958 You'll see your daughter there. 1648 01:25:49,042 --> 01:25:51,292 Once you arrive here, throw the ransom out of the train. 1649 01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:54,083 How can we do that? The windows are all sealed. 1650 01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:56,667 You can throw it out through the washroom window. 1651 01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:02,000 It's this window. 1652 01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:05,458 It's two-inches thick, perfect. 1653 01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:07,833 The train will stop at Tai Po. 1654 01:26:07,917 --> 01:26:10,417 Even if we call the cops, they'll have plenty of time. 1655 01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:12,750 Then I won't be able to rescue my daughter! 1656 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:13,833 They're so cunning. 1657 01:26:13,917 --> 01:26:15,958 - I'll go record them as evidence. - Okay. 1658 01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:19,875 Dad! 1659 01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:22,792 - Chiu Dai! - Toss out the bag. 1660 01:26:22,875 --> 01:26:25,375 - Toss out? - Dad! 1661 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:27,375 - Dad! - Okay. 1662 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:30,000 Dad! 1663 01:26:31,042 --> 01:26:32,208 Hurry! 1664 01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,375 I'll get you out of there! 1665 01:26:35,042 --> 01:26:37,333 Dad! 1666 01:26:40,042 --> 01:26:41,375 Bill. 1667 01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:44,250 I've lost all my fortune! 1668 01:26:47,042 --> 01:26:49,167 You've got your ransom now. Are you happy? 1669 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:52,375 Bill, I'm so sorry. I'll let her off soon. 1670 01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:53,375 Who are you? 1671 01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:59,667 Oh no! Now, get off at Tai Po station and go to Ma On Shan quarry. 1672 01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:01,917 Head to Ma On Shan quarry. 1673 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,875 Here comes the money! 1674 01:27:04,292 --> 01:27:07,792 Now that the rear wheel has sunk, can you push the car? 1675 01:27:13,542 --> 01:27:16,417 Hey, kid, listen. I'll push you in a moment. 1676 01:27:16,625 --> 01:27:19,375 You say "pee-pee," and I'll let you go. 1677 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,875 I get it, Smiley Joe. 1678 01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:24,833 - How did you know it was me? - I figured it out long ago. 1679 01:27:24,917 --> 01:27:28,167 I knew it all along, but I didn't expose you. 1680 01:27:33,667 --> 01:27:36,750 Oh no, I need to use the restroom real quick! 1681 01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:38,833 - Shut up! - I can't hold it much longer. 1682 01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:39,750 Stop it! 1683 01:27:39,833 --> 01:27:42,750 - You got to hold, hold, hold it! - I can't. 1684 01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,167 Let her go do her stuff. 1685 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:45,542 She'll be back in a short while. 1686 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:48,333 What a pain in the ass. 1687 01:27:48,417 --> 01:27:50,583 QUARRY AREA NO ENTRY FOR UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL 1688 01:27:50,667 --> 01:27:51,875 You didn't even close the door. 1689 01:27:54,292 --> 01:27:55,292 Hurry. 1690 01:27:57,833 --> 01:28:00,791 Run as fast as you can! 1691 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,458 Run along! 1692 01:28:02,541 --> 01:28:04,291 Why did you let her go? Are you nuts? 1693 01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:07,125 - We'll kill her once we catch her. - Please don't, she's still a kid. 1694 01:28:07,291 --> 01:28:08,250 Hey! 1695 01:28:11,916 --> 01:28:13,750 Don't kill her. She's still a child. 1696 01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:16,750 Shame on you! Shit! 1697 01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:27,333 You aren't going anywhere! 1698 01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:34,291 {\an8}NO ENTRY FOR UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL 1699 01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:36,875 There's an opening. 1700 01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:49,041 - I got to call my wife. - Bill, call the cops. 1701 01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:50,541 - Call them? - Yes. 1702 01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:07,375 I'll kill you! 1703 01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:44,541 Chiu Dai? 1704 01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:53,166 Help! 1705 01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:54,166 MAIN SWITCH 1706 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:55,541 Help! 1707 01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:58,708 Help! 1708 01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:00,083 Help! 1709 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:20,791 Dad, save me! 1710 01:30:20,875 --> 01:30:22,833 Chiu Dai! 1711 01:30:22,916 --> 01:30:25,625 Dad, help me! 1712 01:30:37,041 --> 01:30:38,041 Uncle John! 1713 01:30:38,791 --> 01:30:39,791 Uncle John! 1714 01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:41,875 - Chiu Dai. - Uncle John. 1715 01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:44,666 Chiu Dai! 1716 01:30:47,666 --> 01:30:49,583 - Bill. - Dad! 1717 01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:51,291 - Chiu Dai! - Dad! 1718 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:52,958 Don't ever leave me again. 1719 01:30:53,041 --> 01:30:54,000 Chiu Dai! 1720 01:31:00,041 --> 01:31:02,250 There's one under the pile of rocks and another at the gateway. 1721 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,416 The rest, follow me! 1722 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:05,333 - I love you, sweetheart. - Dad. 1723 01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:07,416 - Chiu Dai. - Dai Dai! 1724 01:31:10,083 --> 01:31:14,125 Chiu Dai! 1725 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:15,666 - Mom! - You scared me to death! 1726 01:31:15,750 --> 01:31:17,208 - Are you okay? - Mom. 1727 01:31:18,041 --> 01:31:19,041 Good girl. 1728 01:31:19,125 --> 01:31:21,250 You bastard, you scum. 1729 01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:24,625 - You kidnapped my daughter, you scum. - I want to beat you to death! 1730 01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:25,791 There's another one. 1731 01:31:29,666 --> 01:31:32,166 Leave him alone! He saved me. 1732 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:34,000 He's a nice guy. 1733 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:36,666 Only those two are the kidnappers. 1734 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,083 Smiley Joe. 1735 01:31:41,708 --> 01:31:42,583 Smiley Joe. 1736 01:31:42,666 --> 01:31:45,250 - He's part of this! - He's part of this! 1737 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,041 Don't let him get away! 1738 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:50,041 Smiley Joe, I misunderstood you. You're such a great man. 1739 01:31:50,125 --> 01:31:52,625 You're a hero to me. You're brilliant! 1740 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:56,000 He's part of this, too! Don't let him get away! 1741 01:32:06,875 --> 01:32:08,750 - Hooray. - Hooray. 1742 01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:13,875 - Smiley Joe, are you washing the rice? - I'm cooking. 1743 01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:17,291 About the abduction, it's between you and me. 1744 01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:18,750 Don't tell anyone else. 1745 01:32:19,375 --> 01:32:20,875 I won't do anything bad anymore. 1746 01:32:21,708 --> 01:32:22,791 Chiu Dai. 1747 01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:24,833 Smiley Joe. 1748 01:32:24,916 --> 01:32:26,708 - Mia wants to see you. - Mia. 1749 01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:29,375 - My Mia... - Hey, Smiley Joe. 1750 01:32:30,875 --> 01:32:32,541 It's payback time! 1751 01:32:32,791 --> 01:32:34,958 Hey, go wash yourself. 1752 01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:40,166 I don't want to be filthy rich anymore. 1753 01:32:40,333 --> 01:32:43,000 I'd rather be poor than to be a kidnapper's target. 1754 01:32:43,083 --> 01:32:45,833 At least, I have my three precious daughters. 1755 01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:47,833 More than three. 1756 01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,583 - What, did you... - Congrats, Bill! 1757 01:32:52,875 --> 01:32:54,375 I bet it's a boy this time. 1758 01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:55,666 If it's another girl... 1759 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,208 - You'll return it to the hospital! - You'll return it to the hospital! 1760 01:32:58,291 --> 01:32:59,208 That's right. 1761 01:32:59,291 --> 01:33:00,916 This just came in. 1762 01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:03,958 The Finance Secretary made an official statement an hour ago 1763 01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:05,750 that foreign reserves will be utilized 1764 01:33:05,833 --> 01:33:07,500 - to bail out Hang Fung Bank. - Thank you. What? 1765 01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:09,875 Despite facing numerous objections from among the council, 1766 01:33:09,958 --> 01:33:12,708 Hang Fung has accepted a government takeover 1767 01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:14,250 and will resume operations tomorrow. 1768 01:33:14,375 --> 01:33:17,166 Hence, Hang Fung account holders will have their deposits restored. 1769 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,125 Keep it down. 1770 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:30,125 Let's not let anyone else find out about this. 1771 01:33:32,958 --> 01:33:35,208 Mr. Fung, we're out of funds to lend you. 1772 01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:38,500 No, I'm here to return the money I borrowed. 1773 01:33:38,708 --> 01:33:42,625 My wife came back with another man and they're staying together. 1774 01:33:42,916 --> 01:33:44,916 Why are you so happy about it? 1775 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,916 I'm so happy because he's rich! 1776 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,791 Mr. Fung. 1777 01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:52,833 What? 1778 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:55,166 You call yourself a man? 1779 01:35:12,708 --> 01:35:14,708 Subtitle translation by Cheo Lek Tan 134368

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