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Who are you?
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I'm a poisoner by trade.
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Specifically speaking,
I'm your poisoner.
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Do you know where the codes are?
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No. I told you.
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Okay. We're gonna try that again.
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Do you know where the codes are?
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Yes.
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How did you make me do that?
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My poison starts as a truth serum.
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Your assignment is simple,
Mr. Whitney.
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Just get me my codes.
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You have approximately three hours,
give or take, before you die.
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As soon as I have my codes...
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...I'll give you the antidote.
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- Ready?
- We're in over our heads.
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- It's time.
- It's not dangerous?
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- I'm an inch away.
- I'm scared.
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Let's go over it again.
Make sure we have our bases covered.
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God, who'd have thought going out
with my sister and her boyfriend...
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...would make me so freaked out?
- Last night we saw a movie.
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- What was my snack?
- Sprinkled Milk Duds over your popcorn.
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- What was I wearing?
- Blue top, little buttons.
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- You like that one?
- I like all of them.
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- What movie were we...?
Hey, why is this door locked?
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What are you doing? Aah!
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Wow.
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Girl on top.
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Miss Walker, when Herr Wienerlicious
signs your paycheck...
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...I doubt he's factoring in
make-out breaks with your boy toy.
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I'm sorry. I had to act fast.
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Hi.
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I press the button,
and nothing happens.
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- Is it fully charged? Because...
- My entire life is in this thing, okay?
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Names, places, dates,
times, music, photos, recipes.
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Wow, oh, boy, you cook too?
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What if I lose everything?
You know, I can't start from scratch.
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I can't be the person I was
before this thing came along.
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I'm freaking out.
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Listen to me, uh...?
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- Lou.
- Lou? Really, Lou?
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So trust me.
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Okay, go.
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I know I'm totally spazzing out.
I'm sorry.
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It's just a little overwhelming
to even consider...
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No, no, no, don't go there.
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Come back. Go to a happy place.
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Is there something you think about that
quiets the voices that are in your head?
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Um...
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Turkey, Muenster cheese...
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...egg bread, grilled.
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- Was that a sandwich?
- Yeah, they're my passion.
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It sounds pretty delicious.
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I own a deli in the mall.
I often think about meats and cheeses.
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Ah, yes. Who doesn't?
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Look, I, uh... I promise you
that if you come back tomorrow...
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...your phone will be all fixed up
and good to go.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Thank you so much.
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It's been nice talking with you, Chuck.
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Yeah, you too, Lou.
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That rhymed.
I didn't actually mean for that to rhyme.
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- I'm sorry. Okay.
- Okay.
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Mind cheater.
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Saw you.
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Saw me what?
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Saw you what? Are you kidding me?
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Mind cheating
with the broken-phone girl.
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And why wouldn't you?
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Her hair looked so much like licorice.
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I wanna chew on it
till I make myself sick.
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But you, well, gee whiz, Chuck,
you already have hair to chew on.
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What? What the hell
are you talking about?
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Name Sarah ring a...?
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Hot blonde with two big bells?
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Just because you didn't
do anything with licorice hair...
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...doesn't mean you didn't want to.
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Think about that. Mind cheater.
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Don't.
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- Saw you.
- Get out.
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Your assignment is simple,
Mr. Whitney.
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My codes. Still here.
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And also a crab hand-roll for the lady.
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Light wasabi, but "light" light,
as if you just washed your hands...
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...and only the residue
of previous orders remains.
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Didn't realize
how old-fashioned you were, Chuck.
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Because I was ordering food for my girl?
I just know what she likes.
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You sure do. Thanks, sweetie.
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Welcome, sweetie.
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No, old-fashioned,
how slow you guys are taking things.
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- Devon.
- What?
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You guys are joined at the hip, but that's
not where you're supposed to be joined.
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It's like the east wing of our apartment
took a vow of celibacy.
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That is none of our business.
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- Um, edamame?
- Oh, your sleeve.
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- Shoot.
- Are you ever gonna retire that sweater?
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- Hope not.
- It's my lucky sweater.
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More like my lucky sweater.
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Was wearing it the first time I met Ellie
in epidemiology class.
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He told me that L. L. Bean must've
stolen the color from my eyes...
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...so it really belonged to me.
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Thank you for dinner.
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Well, you guys wait here, I'll get the car.
I found a space around the corner.
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Hey! Hey, easy.
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Sir? Can you hear me?
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What's your name?
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Can someone call an ambulance?
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Can you hear me, sir?
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Shallow respiration, thready pulse.
Chuck, Chuck.
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Check for medical ID.
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Help me, please. Help me.
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Just relax.
We're doing everything we can.
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That's my sister.
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Eleanor Fay Bartowski,
saving that dude's life.
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That's my sister,
saving that bad dude's life.
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Hey, do you think Ellie's okay?
Should I call the hospital again?
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You've called 10 times
in the past 20 minutes.
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Yeah, I know,
but what about sweaty nuclear guy?
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What if he hurts her?
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Come on, people saw Ellie at the ER.
She's gonna be fine.
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Hey. You spending the night?
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My little pep talk
must've inspired you guys. Mazel tov.
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Yeah. Uh, actually, Sarah's just
hanging out till Ellie gets home.
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Why? She's a doctor, Chuck.
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Emergencies happen.
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When somebody asks, "Is there a doctor
in the house?" That's our cue.
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- I'm gonna make coffee. Want some?
- Absolutely.
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Listen, I know it's been a while...
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...since you've taken your, uh,
bike out for a ride, you know?
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But it is time
to oil up that rusty chain...
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...hop on that seat
and start pedaling away, bro.
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You never forget how to ride, okay?
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Lock it out. Come on.
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Nice.
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Oh, hey. There she is.
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- Hi, honey.
- Ellie! Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You're okay.
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Oh, my God, you're fine. You're fine.
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Why wouldn't you be fine?
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Why wouldn't she be fine?
What happened?
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We tried everything. Nothing worked.
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I think he was poisoned
or had an allergic reaction or something.
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I'm going to bed.
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- Good night, guys.
- Good night.
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- Good night.
Sleep tight.
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Night.
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I'm getting way too comfortable
lying and sneaking around.
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I'm starting to feel
that that is my real life.
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It's all to be expected.
It's an existential spy crisis.
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It used to be all compartmentalized:
Chuck world and spy world.
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When I watched
those ambulance doors close...
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...and my sister was behind them
with that sweaty, nuclear-spy freak...
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...my worlds collided.
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I put Ellie's life in danger.
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No. That guy was sick with or without
the Intersect in your head.
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Spy world or no,
Ellie helped that guy...
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...because that is
what she is trained to do.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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There's something else
I have to talk to you about.
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- What's that?
- I'm a little worried about our cover.
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I think it's time for us to make love.
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That's hot coffee.
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The Intersect was correct...
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...in identifying Whitney.
Subject had nuclear intel.
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However, Bartowski incorrectly
perceived Whitney as a threat.
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- Chuck's not wrong very often.
- But he's annoying all the time.
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Whitney was a programmer
for a top-secret project.
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Code name: Sanctuary.
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When Whitney disappeared...
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...so did the Sanctuary data
on the computer chip.
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Wait, so whoever has the chip...
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...essentially has a skeleton key
to our nuclear facilities?
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Precisely, Agent Walker.
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In the wrong hands,
this is potentially catastrophic.
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Casey, bring Chuck to the morgue.
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Maybe there's a clue only he can see
to ascertain Whitney's cause of death.
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Agent Walker,
search the body for the missing codes.
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Maybe there's a chance
he still has them on him.
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Dude. This is weird,
you're back from lunch on time.
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Man, Big Mike's working me
to the bone, dude.
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He's got me on some extra assignment,
says it's super-secret.
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Don't tell me, because if you do,
it's not gonna be a secret.
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Wants me to help Harry Tang's wife
pick out a gift for their anniversary.
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Well, that's great.
I mean, he trusts you.
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Dude, I don't have time for this.
I'm a very busy man-boy.
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Morgan, think of it as an opportunity
to learn something...
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...you'd otherwise never know
about our freakish leader.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Ms. Harry Tang?
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Thick Mike say
you help me pick prize for Harry.
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Yeah. Hi, I'm Morgan.
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Shh. Big secret.
Poopie-Cat is the jealous type.
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Keep it under your head.
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Any idea what Harry wants?
I buy him plasma TV.
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Biggest you got.
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Okay. I'm gonna go
draw up the paperwork.
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Oh! Harry be so happy!
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Give me some sugar, sugar.
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This'll be helpful to us one day, Jeffrey.
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Meet me in
the home-theater room tomorrow night.
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Knowledge is power.
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My mom used to say,
"Knowledge is powder. "
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You don't talk about your mom much.
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She's doing a stretch
up in the state pen at Chowchilla.
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Thank you so much.
- Move, move.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Okay, just give me the verdict, Chuck.
I can take it.
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- You sure?
- Lf you're teasing me, please stop.
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If you're not teasing me,
don't lie to me.
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Good as new-ish.
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I don't believe you.
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You can learn a lot about a person,
uh, through their cell phone.
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For example, I saw that you listed
your nana first, under "A Nana. "
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Heh. Thank you.
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- Hey, yeah.
- You really saved my ass, Chuck.
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You love your Nana,
and have the mouth of a trucker.
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You're a very complicated woman.
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I brought you something, for fixing it.
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Thanks.
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Uh...
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- A sandwich?
- It is, uh, the sandwich.
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Turkey, Muenster, egg bread.
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I'm even gonna call it
the Chuck Bartowski.
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I can't believe you're gonna
name a sandwich after me.
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You know, you should come by the shop
sometime and taste it fresh.
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Yeah. Yeah. Ahem. Yeah.
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Yes, I'd love that, Lou.
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This is kind of the biggest honor...
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- Sarah.
- Hi.
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I'm Sarah.
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Lou. Lou is her name.
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This is Lou.
I was fixing Lou's phone for her, Lou.
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Who's that? That's Sarah.
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Yeah, she said that. Uh, who's Sarah?
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Sarah is, hmm...
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What's the best way to describe?
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Sarah is my...
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- Girlfriend.
- Mm-hm.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, Sarah.
Uh, you should refrigerate that.
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Because it'd be a shame
for the Chuck to make you sick.
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Yes, absolutely, I... Great idea.
245
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:36,082
Uh, there's more to the Mason Whitney
incident than we thought.
246
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,512
Let's go, Chuck.
247
00:13:39,411 --> 00:13:40,926
This is just a storage room.
248
00:13:40,996 --> 00:13:43,259
They just happen to store
people in this room.
249
00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:46,306
People who are no longer breathing
and who are refrigerated.
250
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:48,681
Man up, Bartowski.
Gotta store them somewhere.
251
00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:51,811
Better than stacked up on a curb
like garbage, right?
252
00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:55,936
Eyes on the prize.
Getting any flashes?
253
00:13:56,011 --> 00:13:57,491
Good Lord, the man is naked.
254
00:13:58,597 --> 00:14:00,908
Appears rigor mortis has set in too.
255
00:14:07,522 --> 00:14:09,537
- You find anything?
Nothing yet.
256
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:12,043
No codes.
257
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,166
Hang on a second. What is this?
258
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,175
I appreciate you taking the time...
259
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,087
...to answer my questions,
Dr. Bartowski.
260
00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:19,462
Not at all.
261
00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:25,097
Okay. Now, did the deceased
hand anything to you?
262
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,350
No.
263
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,848
Say anything specific to you?
264
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,184
He just asked me to help him.
265
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,651
Did you hide anything for him?
266
00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:39,656
- I beg your pardon.
- Did he transfer anything to your person?
267
00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:45,324
Uh, I've told you everything I know,
officer. I'm sorry if I can't be more help.
268
00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:46,656
That's all right.
269
00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:48,537
I think we have everything we need.
270
00:14:48,608 --> 00:14:52,330
If you don't mind, I'd just like to get
a quick photo for the records.
271
00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,217
Bug.
272
00:15:02,288 --> 00:15:04,385
All right. Uh...
273
00:15:04,457 --> 00:15:09,223
Actually, just gonna
move your hair back a bit.
274
00:15:09,295 --> 00:15:12,685
There's a certain protocol
required for the framing.
275
00:15:14,593 --> 00:15:18,196
Now, say, "Cheesecake. "
276
00:15:18,304 --> 00:15:19,820
Uh, ha, cheesecake.
277
00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:27,124
What is it?
278
00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:30,413
The guy was poisoned.
Toxic derivative of Pentothal.
279
00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:33,250
Initially, the subject becomes
uncontrollably truthful.
280
00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:35,624
After it accumulates
in the occipital lobe...
281
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:39,087
...victim suffers from unconsciousness
and eventually death.
282
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:42,255
- What's the time line on this thing?
Can't say.
283
00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:43,464
Could be a couple hours.
284
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,639
Could be minutes,
depending on the concentration.
285
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:51,848
I just need you to sign this affidavit
and we'll be all done.
286
00:16:08,607 --> 00:16:10,869
Love the new welcome mat,
Mrs. Heditsian.
287
00:16:10,942 --> 00:16:13,335
Good to see you. Did you go biking?
288
00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:16,670
If I think of anything else,
I will be sure to let you know.
289
00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:18,048
I'm sure you will.
290
00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:22,508
Have a good day, sir.
291
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:26,343
Huh. Tiniest cop I've ever seen.
292
00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:40,942
Uh-uh. You know the rules, Walker.
293
00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:43,610
Not while the green's
out of the machine.
294
00:16:43,684 --> 00:16:46,245
Your parents did a real number on you,
didn't they?
295
00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,243
Yes, they did.
296
00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:50,789
Come here.
297
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:57,258
I just wanted to make sure
we're all set for tonight's mission.
298
00:16:57,323 --> 00:17:00,927
Yeah. I mean, it's been a while
since I've slept with someone.
299
00:17:00,994 --> 00:17:03,969
Not slept with someone,
but slept with...
300
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:07,061
It's actually been a while
since I've done either one, so...
301
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:10,185
Chuck, listen,
I know this is kind of uncomfortable.
302
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,558
- It's fine.
- It's just that we have to do it.
303
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,977
- I mean, not do it...
- I got it.
304
00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:19,063
- So we don't blow our cover.
- I got it, I got it.
305
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,739
Okay.
306
00:17:24,936 --> 00:17:26,997
Lou! Hey.
307
00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:29,879
Hey, hey. Hey, wait, wait, wait.
308
00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:32,915
Lou, listen.
About earlier with Sarah, I can explain.
309
00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:35,967
Forget it. You don't have to be single
to fix a phone.
310
00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:37,837
Maybe our signals just got crossed.
311
00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:39,174
No, no, not at all.
312
00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:42,389
That's kind of what I'm trying to say,
they weren't crossed.
313
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:46,549
You know, Sarah and I, me and Sarah,
that whole thing, it's really very...
314
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,474
It's complicated.
315
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:53,319
Well, is she your girlfriend or not?
316
00:17:53,632 --> 00:17:55,729
Well, yeah, sort of, kind of.
317
00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:59,488
Hard to explain. I really, really,
very badly wish that I could explain.
318
00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:03,657
Listen, if you're not gonna tell me
the truth, I'll tell you, okay?
319
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:05,325
I like you.
320
00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:07,575
I like almost everything about you.
321
00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:10,420
I think you're cute, you're funny.
322
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,502
Our vast height difference
intrigues me.
323
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,457
- Wanna know what I don't like?
- Very, very much.
324
00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:20,259
I think anyone who cheats on his
girlfriend is a big, fat, stupid jackass.
325
00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:23,715
Exactly. I concur.
326
00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:25,933
Of course you do,
which is why I like you.
327
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,356
Why don't we do this, okay?
328
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:35,021
If your situation
ever gets less complicated...
329
00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:37,354
...you just let me know, okay?
330
00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:38,907
Okay. Yeah.
331
00:18:39,846 --> 00:18:42,524
- Let me. I can get that.
- I got it.
332
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,612
Have a great day. Drive safe.
333
00:18:48,772 --> 00:18:51,664
Meet me in
the home-theater room tomorrow night.
334
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,498
Again.
335
00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:55,128
You sure, Harry?
336
00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:56,960
- You've watched it 20 times.
- Again!
337
00:18:58,782 --> 00:19:00,797
Oh, my little pancake.
338
00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:03,760
Meet me in the home-theater room
tomorrow night.
339
00:19:03,829 --> 00:19:05,559
Again!
340
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,436
Oh, my little pancake.
341
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,934
Meet me in the home-theater room
tomorrow night.
342
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:16,650
Let's watch it again.
343
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,221
Ellie let me in.
344
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,603
Wow, Chuck.
345
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:54,016
What do you think
is gonna happen here tonight?
346
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:57,737
Why? What do you think I think?
347
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,189
Well, I don't know.
The candles and the music.
348
00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:04,447
I mean, you do know we're just spending
the night together for cover, right?
349
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:07,830
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would I
possibly think anything else?
350
00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:12,410
By now I'd say I'm pretty familiar
with the concept of faking it, so...
351
00:20:13,985 --> 00:20:16,760
We've gotta
take this assignment seriously.
352
00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:18,628
Okay, I'll lose the music.
353
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,884
You can change in the bathroom.
354
00:20:22,995 --> 00:20:24,558
That's okay.
355
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,608
What? You give me crap
about lighting some candles...
356
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:33,850
...and you come in wearing that?
357
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:36,062
What, this? This is part of my cover.
358
00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:37,894
It doesn't cover a thing.
359
00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:40,071
What if Ellie or Awesome
were to walk in?
360
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,733
This is what a girlfriend would wear
to seduce her boyfriend.
361
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:45,034
I'm just being professional.
362
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:49,375
Yeah, the world's oldest profession.
363
00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:52,034
Oh, right. Well, that's real nice.
364
00:20:52,108 --> 00:20:55,048
What is the matter with you
tonight, anyway?
365
00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:07,886
Wanna watch some TV, babe?
366
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,387
No, read a book.
Fine, I've got work to do.
367
00:21:11,712 --> 00:21:14,521
You think Chuck's gonna seal the deal
with Sarah tonight?
368
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,522
Gross. You're talking
about my brother.
369
00:21:16,593 --> 00:21:18,404
He's got your genes, babe.
370
00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:22,025
And I ought to know, the Bartowskis
are very passionate people.
371
00:21:22,891 --> 00:21:26,779
Remember the last time we spent
the night at your parents' house?
372
00:21:26,895 --> 00:21:29,323
I found them
bouncing around in the Jacuzzi.
373
00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:31,878
Whoa, brain stamp.
374
00:21:31,983 --> 00:21:35,372
Shoe doesn't feel so great when
it's on the other foot, now does it?
375
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,968
And you know what? You know what?
376
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,712
What's up with the porno shorts, huh?
377
00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:47,889
I mean, clearly, Mrs. Heditsian
likes to enjoy all the hills and valleys...
378
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:51,763
...but really, really, they leave,
like, nothing to the imagination.
379
00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:59,186
Okay. Babe, your, uh...
Your mood tonight is super honest.
380
00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:01,319
And I think that's awesome.
381
00:22:03,015 --> 00:22:04,364
And then there's that.
382
00:22:05,684 --> 00:22:09,573
"Awesome. " Everything is
so freaking awesome!
383
00:22:09,688 --> 00:22:13,458
Let me tell you, if everything is awesome
and there is no un-awesome...
384
00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:15,711
...then awesome is just mediocre.
385
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:18,878
When is the last time
you did something nice for me?
386
00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:21,924
Bought me something for no reason,
just because it's Monday?
387
00:22:21,993 --> 00:22:23,176
Calm down, babe.
388
00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:26,136
We're starting to sound like them,
aren't we?
389
00:22:27,457 --> 00:22:29,352
A little.
390
00:22:33,922 --> 00:22:35,650
Are you okay?
391
00:22:35,715 --> 00:22:38,146
Is there anything
you wanna talk about?
392
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:50,041
What exactly are the rules with our...?
Like, you know, our thing?
393
00:22:51,565 --> 00:22:53,543
What do you mean?
394
00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:56,545
What I mean...
395
00:22:57,488 --> 00:23:00,676
Hypothetically speaking,
are we allowed to see other people?
396
00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:04,381
Well, uh,
our cover is boyfriend-girlfriend...
397
00:23:04,453 --> 00:23:06,301
...so tactically
that would be challenging.
398
00:23:06,371 --> 00:23:08,967
Plus any prospective date
would have to endure...
399
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:13,310
...a rigorous vetting process
to determine her motivation.
400
00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:16,068
Wouldn't her motivation be love?
401
00:23:16,132 --> 00:23:18,644
Ideally, but you're a very important
piece of intelligence.
402
00:23:18,718 --> 00:23:20,696
You have to be handled
with extreme care.
403
00:23:20,761 --> 00:23:23,108
Well, that sounds very nice.
404
00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:26,488
Chuck, I don't have to be a spy
to piece together the clues here.
405
00:23:26,935 --> 00:23:30,871
You're interested in that Lou girl,
aren't you?
406
00:23:31,356 --> 00:23:32,575
Well...
407
00:23:33,901 --> 00:23:35,629
Come on, babe. Get back in bed.
408
00:23:35,736 --> 00:23:37,833
I think I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
409
00:23:37,905 --> 00:23:40,216
Chuck, we can't compromise our cover.
410
00:23:40,282 --> 00:23:42,628
Well, you know what?
I feel compromised already.
411
00:23:45,454 --> 00:23:48,725
I have known him
since the day he was born, obviously.
412
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,262
When people would ask him
what he wanted to be...
413
00:23:51,335 --> 00:23:53,931
...he would always say the same thing:
"A big boy. "
414
00:23:54,047 --> 00:23:56,558
- How cute is that?
- Ellie, you're killing me here.
415
00:23:56,632 --> 00:23:58,813
And now he is a big boy.
416
00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:02,773
And I can tell that he is
because he is with a big, big girl.
417
00:24:02,847 --> 00:24:05,869
Sorry, guys.
Don't mean to muck up your mojo.
418
00:24:05,976 --> 00:24:07,741
- Tried to stop her.
- Is she drunk?
419
00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:10,447
You need a haircut.
It's making funny animal shapes.
420
00:24:10,521 --> 00:24:12,915
Let's go, babe.
These two need their privacy.
421
00:24:13,025 --> 00:24:15,964
When you were 7, that burglar
stole money from your piggy bank.
422
00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:17,211
That was a lie. It was me.
423
00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:21,761
At the time, I felt it was very important
for me to have a New Kids fanny pack.
424
00:24:21,867 --> 00:24:23,217
Ellie, are you okay?
425
00:24:23,327 --> 00:24:26,764
Have you done anything
out of the ordinary?
426
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:28,889
Words taste like peaches.
427
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,139
Okay. We're gonna go now.
428
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:34,855
Let you kids get back
to doing whatever it is you're doing.
429
00:24:34,922 --> 00:24:36,650
Have fun, all right?
430
00:24:40,302 --> 00:24:42,863
Sorry to bother you folks.
Can you spare some milk?
431
00:24:42,973 --> 00:24:45,365
Moo juice coming right up.
432
00:24:48,102 --> 00:24:50,033
Casey, what are you doing here?
433
00:24:50,146 --> 00:24:52,326
Getting some crosstalk.
434
00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:53,618
Why? What from?
435
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:56,708
Those pajamas make you look like
Dennis the Menace's father.
436
00:25:04,077 --> 00:25:05,841
Ellie. Ellie, Ellie.
437
00:25:19,968 --> 00:25:21,780
Well, she was poisoned.
438
00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,417
Hey. Pulled the video surveillance.
439
00:25:40,532 --> 00:25:43,839
A man posing as an officer
exposed your sister to the poison.
440
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,588
Why would anyone wanna hurt Ellie?
441
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,971
She doesn't know any nuclear codes.
She doesn't even want a microwave.
442
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:54,605
Good news. The person who poisoned
her is still looking for the intel chip.
443
00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:56,649
No, no, no,
there is no good news, okay?
444
00:25:56,715 --> 00:25:59,571
My sister was poisoned
by the same stuff as the dead guy.
445
00:25:59,676 --> 00:26:03,648
Medical teams are trying to identify the
poisoning agent to create an antidote.
446
00:26:03,764 --> 00:26:07,402
There's no time! If it's the same poison,
Ellie's only got a few hours.
447
00:26:07,517 --> 00:26:09,698
Look, this is easy.
We gotta find the codes.
448
00:26:09,812 --> 00:26:12,407
We get the bad guy to trade us
for the antidote.
449
00:26:12,481 --> 00:26:13,700
We do this in our sleep.
450
00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:16,037
Even if we knew where they were,
that's not practical.
451
00:26:16,152 --> 00:26:19,174
Can't risk the bad guy
endangering millions for the one.
452
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,169
This is my sister we're talking about.
We can't sit around and watch her die.
453
00:26:24,828 --> 00:26:29,309
Okay. The only clue we have so far
is the bug that we found on Ellie.
454
00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:32,521
Soundproof box. Don't want
the bad guy knowing we're onto him.
455
00:26:32,585 --> 00:26:35,098
We got a team working
on reversing the tracking signal.
456
00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:37,561
- What are you doing?
- Found the codes.
457
00:26:37,673 --> 00:26:39,403
Can't believe
where Whitney hid them.
458
00:26:39,509 --> 00:26:43,113
I'm gonna keep them on the lady doctor
until we can move them safely.
459
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,030
Now the bad guy's gonna come to us.
460
00:26:49,102 --> 00:26:50,286
Not bad, Bartowski.
461
00:26:52,147 --> 00:26:54,578
Do that ever again, and I'll kill you.
462
00:26:58,237 --> 00:27:01,011
I'm gonna fix this, Ellie. I swear.
463
00:27:02,241 --> 00:27:05,097
Look, I know that you think
I'm just Chuck...
464
00:27:05,161 --> 00:27:08,219
...your screw-up little brother.
465
00:27:08,289 --> 00:27:10,932
But there's a lot about me
you don't know.
466
00:27:14,796 --> 00:27:16,727
See, I'm...
467
00:27:18,676 --> 00:27:21,186
I'm also Chuck,
the guy with all these...
468
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:24,236
...important government secrets
in my brain.
469
00:27:25,765 --> 00:27:28,907
I can make this better.
I will make this better.
470
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:35,336
Everything is so different now.
Everything is so different now.
471
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,167
I used to be able to come to you
and ask your advice about anything.
472
00:27:40,822 --> 00:27:43,631
And now my whole life is like a lie.
473
00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:58,684
Went downstairs
to get Ellie's sweater from her locker.
474
00:27:59,384 --> 00:28:01,030
Her lucky sweater.
475
00:28:01,135 --> 00:28:03,196
She could use it.
476
00:28:03,596 --> 00:28:05,693
Thanks, Devon.
477
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,928
Freeze!
478
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,653
Okay.
479
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:23,234
I've got what you want:
480
00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:25,532
The antidote
to save your doctor friend.
481
00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,236
Give it to her, she might live.
482
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:32,245
Just trade me for the codes.
483
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:35,626
Or I can poison all of you...
484
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:38,583
...and force you to tell me
where you've hidden my codes.
485
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:42,331
And then you will die too...
486
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,798
...just like the doctor.
487
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,140
Your choice.
488
00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:49,762
I found them! I found them!
489
00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:52,804
The codes are on the necklace.
I found them.
490
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,224
The vial.
491
00:30:07,725 --> 00:30:09,620
Wait, wait!
492
00:30:12,730 --> 00:30:13,949
Hey!
493
00:30:41,552 --> 00:30:44,063
Casey, wait. What about Chuck?
494
00:30:45,139 --> 00:30:47,319
- Here.
- No. No, it's for Ellie.
495
00:30:47,433 --> 00:30:50,372
There's no debate, it has to be you.
You're the Intersect.
496
00:30:50,478 --> 00:30:53,748
I won't take it
knowing that Ellie will die without it.
497
00:30:53,855 --> 00:30:55,953
You're a good person,
but I got a job to do.
498
00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:57,872
Take it
before I shove it down your throat.
499
00:30:57,985 --> 00:31:00,166
- Okay, fine, fine, I'll do it.
- Thank you.
500
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:03,171
I'll pretend to take it,
then I'll run to my sister's room.
501
00:31:03,241 --> 00:31:06,132
- Why did I say that out loud?
- It makes you tell the truth.
502
00:31:06,202 --> 00:31:09,224
I'll put a gun to your head and
threaten to shoot if you don't take it.
503
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:10,763
- Would you shoot me?
- No.
504
00:31:10,874 --> 00:31:13,017
Don't waste the bullet.
We're already dead.
505
00:31:13,084 --> 00:31:14,931
I'm saving my sister.
506
00:31:21,885 --> 00:31:24,112
Hey. Hey, sis.
507
00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:28,533
There's some more.
There's some more.
508
00:31:41,822 --> 00:31:45,427
You know, if I had a blog,
this would be a really big day for me.
509
00:31:45,493 --> 00:31:48,004
Do my laundry. Check.
510
00:31:48,078 --> 00:31:50,472
Save my sister's life. Check.
511
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:51,758
Save my own life.
512
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,806
Final entry.
513
00:31:55,127 --> 00:31:58,601
I am so sorry about all of this.
514
00:31:58,923 --> 00:32:00,855
It's okay. It's okay.
515
00:32:00,968 --> 00:32:03,443
It's not ideal, but I've lived
a pretty good life.
516
00:32:03,511 --> 00:32:06,950
I mean, how many guys can say
they landed a helicopter...
517
00:32:07,015 --> 00:32:09,195
...and saved the lives
of innocent people?
518
00:32:09,308 --> 00:32:12,201
Courageous and honorable members
of the U.S. Military.
519
00:32:12,312 --> 00:32:16,331
And the silver lining is now I don't have
to work out my five-year plan again.
520
00:32:16,442 --> 00:32:19,581
Streamlined that down
to about five hours.
521
00:32:35,878 --> 00:32:39,067
Bad guy's name is Riordan Payne.
Used to be an Olympic gymnast.
522
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:42,522
Now he sells hard-to-find items, like
nuclear codes, to hard-to-find people.
523
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,524
People wanna spend cash
on these codes.
524
00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:46,776
- They're not gonna get the chance.
- Why not?
525
00:32:46,848 --> 00:32:49,739
Because this thing's
gonna lead us right to him.
526
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,890
- I got it, I got it.
- I got it.
527
00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:16,518
Well, who's better at it?
528
00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:18,358
- I am.
- She is. Damn truth serum.
529
00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:30,402
God, you're so pretty.
530
00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:36,121
And, Casey, your jaw was chiseled
by Michelangelo himself.
531
00:33:36,191 --> 00:33:38,169
- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah.
532
00:33:47,202 --> 00:33:48,883
Yes? Who is it?
533
00:33:48,995 --> 00:33:53,228
The NSA, CIA, and me,
who's a little tougher to explain.
534
00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:57,519
We all have our skill set.
535
00:33:59,214 --> 00:34:00,978
Freeze!
536
00:34:02,176 --> 00:34:05,067
My partner would rather shoot you
than let you get away.
537
00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:07,318
You called me your partner.
538
00:34:08,057 --> 00:34:10,995
- Where are the codes, son of a bitch?
- First, the antidote.
539
00:34:11,059 --> 00:34:15,292
Actually, I was just about
to enjoy a little antidote myself.
540
00:34:15,356 --> 00:34:19,125
What kind of host would I be
if I didn't offer you some as well?
541
00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:26,297
Careful there. I haven't killed anyone in
a little while, I'm getting a little hungry.
542
00:34:38,922 --> 00:34:41,149
No, no, wait, wait,
don't, don't, don't.
543
00:34:41,257 --> 00:34:43,319
- What, did you have a flash?
- No.
544
00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:46,111
No, I've just read
tons of comic books.
545
00:34:48,099 --> 00:34:50,871
The villain always samples it first.
546
00:34:55,272 --> 00:34:56,621
Good one, Chuck.
547
00:34:57,734 --> 00:34:59,462
All right.
548
00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,768
Very unsportsmanlike.
549
00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:19,313
I like it.
550
00:35:21,007 --> 00:35:25,275
The antidote's in the cabinet,
bottom right shelf.
551
00:35:25,345 --> 00:35:26,528
Key is in my pocket.
552
00:35:26,637 --> 00:35:28,865
Codes are in my right shoe.
553
00:35:35,981 --> 00:35:38,244
No, wait, wait, wait. Not yet, not yet.
554
00:35:38,317 --> 00:35:39,999
Why? What's the matter?
555
00:35:40,068 --> 00:35:42,415
Nothing, it's just that this...
556
00:35:44,072 --> 00:35:47,629
...will probably be the last chance
that I have to know the truth.
557
00:35:48,828 --> 00:35:50,805
I know you're just doing your job here.
558
00:35:50,871 --> 00:35:53,812
But sometimes it feels so real,
you know?
559
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,304
So tell me...
560
00:35:57,295 --> 00:35:59,688
...you and me, us...
561
00:36:00,172 --> 00:36:06,778
...our thing under the undercover thing,
is this ever going anywhere?
562
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,745
I'm sorry, Chuck.
563
00:36:20,777 --> 00:36:22,341
No.
564
00:36:29,495 --> 00:36:31,093
Got it.
565
00:36:32,373 --> 00:36:34,849
Got it. Thank you for being honest.
566
00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:40,059
Even though I guess you don't really
have a choice in the matter.
567
00:36:47,013 --> 00:36:48,777
Not bad.
568
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,410
We've received the codes.
569
00:36:57,482 --> 00:36:59,461
Our weapon sites
are more secure than ever.
570
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:01,499
Congratulations on a job well-done.
571
00:37:01,569 --> 00:37:03,252
Trying to have sex with my wife.
572
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,916
I'm gonna kick your ass.
573
00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:13,548
Okay, Morgan Grimes.
574
00:37:13,624 --> 00:37:17,892
You mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
575
00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:27,823
Major Casey,
who's infiltrated the home-theater room?
576
00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,493
I see nothing out of the ordinary here.
577
00:37:32,601 --> 00:37:34,366
Carry on, Bartowski.
578
00:37:34,479 --> 00:37:35,863
Stay right where you are.
579
00:37:35,938 --> 00:37:39,128
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you gonna do with him?
580
00:37:39,192 --> 00:37:41,040
We'll take care of it.
581
00:37:41,443 --> 00:37:43,008
You're good, Tang. Very good.
582
00:37:43,072 --> 00:37:45,133
- I am?
- Of course you are.
583
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:47,342
I know you've been onto us
for a while now.
584
00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:48,842
But you nailed us this time.
585
00:37:48,911 --> 00:37:50,260
- I did?
- Of course you did.
586
00:37:50,328 --> 00:37:53,968
You've always known that Sarah and I
worked undercover for the government.
587
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:57,311
I knew it. I knew Bartowski
couldn't bag anyone as hot as blondie.
588
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,561
Never mind Bartowski.
589
00:37:58,629 --> 00:38:01,520
He's small potatoes.
Just a pawn we used to lure you here.
590
00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:03,936
- I'm the big potato?
- You're the big potato.
591
00:38:04,635 --> 00:38:06,530
We're requesting
you relocate to Oahu.
592
00:38:06,595 --> 00:38:09,819
Await further instructions
on how to aid your country from there.
593
00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:12,153
- I'm gonna be a spy?
- No.
594
00:38:12,226 --> 00:38:13,741
That would give a name to it.
595
00:38:18,274 --> 00:38:19,956
Wow.
596
00:38:20,109 --> 00:38:23,084
Leave the Buy More.
I never thought this day would come.
597
00:38:23,196 --> 00:38:26,586
Don't know what it is about this place,
but it gets under your skin.
598
00:38:26,658 --> 00:38:27,841
Yeah.
599
00:38:29,953 --> 00:38:32,928
Proud to serve my country
in any way I can, sir.
600
00:38:40,422 --> 00:38:42,269
Hey, Big Mike, you wanted to see me.
601
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:45,564
Thanks for your help with
Harry Tang's wife. Did me a huge favor.
602
00:38:45,635 --> 00:38:47,399
Yeah, just doing my job there, sir.
603
00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:48,821
- Oh, and Grimes.
- Uh-huh.
604
00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:51,526
Change the address
on Tang's plasma delivery.
605
00:38:51,641 --> 00:38:53,822
Send it to their new place in Oahu.
606
00:38:53,894 --> 00:38:55,327
- Oahu?
- Heh.
607
00:38:55,395 --> 00:38:58,704
Tang got himself
a taste of the sweet life.
608
00:38:58,817 --> 00:39:01,874
Manager of some pineapple factory.
609
00:39:01,944 --> 00:39:05,085
Wait, so we're free?
No more Harry Tang?
610
00:39:05,197 --> 00:39:07,674
- I'm not the only one glad to see him go.
- No.
611
00:39:07,741 --> 00:39:11,381
I know he can be tough, but use
your discretion with this information.
612
00:39:11,495 --> 00:39:15,218
I got so many secrets crammed in here,
fire marshal wants to shut it down.
613
00:39:16,834 --> 00:39:20,474
Had no choice but to give Harry Tang
the assistant-manager position.
614
00:39:22,299 --> 00:39:26,650
Felt so damn guilty
about diddling his wife...
615
00:39:26,761 --> 00:39:29,108
...for the past six months.
616
00:39:29,222 --> 00:39:32,909
No, I will not miss the man at all.
617
00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:36,623
But I will forever dream...
618
00:39:37,898 --> 00:39:40,458
...about the lady Tang.
619
00:40:17,898 --> 00:40:22,082
Oh, hey.
I didn't know you were coming by.
620
00:40:24,197 --> 00:40:25,878
Um...
621
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:29,549
Sarah, you know
when you think you're gonna die...
622
00:40:29,619 --> 00:40:32,806
...and your whole life
is supposed to flash in front of you?
623
00:40:33,789 --> 00:40:36,466
That didn't exactly happen
for me yesterday.
624
00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:41,937
In fact, mostly it was
just a list that I saw.
625
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,436
A list of stuff that I haven't done...
626
00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:46,938
...and things
that I haven't had a chance to say.
627
00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:49,234
So today...
628
00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:53,450
...I wanna start
crossing things off of my list.
629
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:58,667
And this is the first thing
that I promised myself that I'd do.
630
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,047
We need to break up.
631
00:41:08,658 --> 00:41:09,962
What?
632
00:41:10,036 --> 00:41:13,175
You know, like, fake break up
our pretend relationship.
633
00:41:18,668 --> 00:41:21,775
I just can't do this anymore,
you know?
634
00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:25,237
The longer we go, the longer
we keep trying to fool people...
635
00:41:25,301 --> 00:41:27,564
...into believing
that we're a real couple...
636
00:41:29,681 --> 00:41:32,240
...the person I keep fooling
the most...
637
00:41:33,309 --> 00:41:35,074
...is me.
638
00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:58,470
- Yeah?
- I meant to ask you...
639
00:41:58,543 --> 00:42:01,733
...when you were affected, did you say
anything to compromise yourself?
640
00:42:01,796 --> 00:42:03,561
Uh, no.
641
00:42:04,633 --> 00:42:08,901
But if I hadn't been trained
to withstand Pentothal, I might have.
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