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Aah!
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Come on.
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Wow. This is one of the
nicest sewers we've been in.
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It's stinky.
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No, darlin'. That's me.
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Simon!
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Aww.
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Not to worry.
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Guess who always carries
around a sewing kit?
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Simon, what would
I do without you?
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Oh, you'd be just
fine, I promise.
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Better than fine. You're
so great, Marceline.
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Someone else would definitely
find you and take care of you.
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Maybe even someone rich.
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Yeah, you'd be
living in a castle
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with food and medicine
and... And trained squirrels
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to tend to your every need.
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As for me, I'd, uh...
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I don't know. Oh.
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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Ah...
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♪ You want to be
where you can see ♪
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{\an8}♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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{\an8}♪ You want to be where
everybody knows your name ♪
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♪ You want to go
where people know ♪
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♪ People are all the same ♪
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♪ You want to go where
everybody knows your name ♪
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Ah, is that supposed to happen?
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Ah!
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Is the burning of the pants
a 20th-century ritual?
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Man: I liked the
cave folks in there.
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Woman: Yeah, the cave
folks were great.
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Greetings, visitors.
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My name is Simon Petrikov,
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and I'm an antiquarian
living in the 20th century.
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Burning pants is a daily ritual
observed by everyone in my time.
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Now, I'd be happy to answer any
other questions you might have.
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Mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
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Anyone?
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Yeah, I got a question.
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Down here.
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What's that?
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Great question.
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By the way,
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did you know that in the 20th
century, you dogs couldn't talk?
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Answer the question!
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Oh. Uh, it's a phone.
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What's that above it?
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Also a phone.
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It's shaped like a
football, but it's a phone.
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Is this also a phone?
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It's a blow dryer.
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Why isn't it a phone?
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Next question.
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What's it like to
have ice powers?
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Uh, it's great.
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Our 20th-century refrigerators
had freezer compartments,
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many of which made
their own ice.
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Why did you stop writing
Fionna and Cake stories?
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Look,
I told you yesterday
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and the day before that...
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I didn't write those.
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Ice King wrote those.
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But
if you're interested
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in reading something
actually good,
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I wrote a book about
ancient artifacts.
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He used to be a
really cool ice wizard
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who wrote my
favorite book series,
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but then his girlfriend
or fiancée or something
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did something bonkers
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and turned him into
a boring sad guy.
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Ha!
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Uh.
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Can you at least sign my book?
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Aw. Oh, jeez.
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What's under here?
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Huh?
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No! That's private!
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Hey! Let go!
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Uh, sorry, doggy.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, everybody.
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The exhibit is
closing early today.
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Uh...
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Sorry. Uh...
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Uh...
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Please leave!
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Tourist: What's this room for?
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Walls down!
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People in the 20th century
were real tranches.
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Hey there, Mr. Petrikov.
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What can I get started for you?
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Just the usual.
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Wait, extra olives
and cocktail onions.
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No ice!
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Just... Just no more
ice, ever. Okay?
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All right. Straight
up. You got it.
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Olives.
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Onions.
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Thanks, Dirt Beer Guy.
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Shall I put it on your tab?
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Yeah.
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Actually, I think
I'll close it out.
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What's up? You seem
a little tense.
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No, everything's fine.
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Same old, same old.
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Huh. That's really something.
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So...
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about the latest "Joe Milkshake"
manuscript I gave you.
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Did you get a chance
to look it over?
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Oh, uh, no pressure or anything.
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But your old stuff,
Fionna and Cake,
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I mean, honest to Glob, man,
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it is such an inspiration to me.
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My old stuff.
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I don't really want to
talk about my old stuff.
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Why not? You should be proud.
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You wrote an entire
extended universe...
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In a fugue state, if
you think about it.
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You know, Simon,
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I used to bust your balls
about those old stories,
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but I really came
around to them.
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Oh, Finn. You too?
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Yeah. Jake loved them.
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Yeah, he's the one who
convinced us they were good.
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Honestly, I like them
better than Finn and Dad.
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No, no, no. I'm serious.
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I don't want to talk about them.
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I'm not proud of them.
No more Fionna and Cake.
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Dude, what's wrong?
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I'm not Ice King.
I'm not magic.
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I can't relate to
Fionna and Cake anymore.
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I can't relate to any
of this anymore...
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This world, these people.
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But there's more
humans than ever now.
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Not just your boy Finn the H.
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Heh, sure. Cool,
funky future humans.
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I might as well be a
dinosaur to you all.
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I'm sorry, Simon.
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Sometimes I used to
dress up like Ice King
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after I became me again.
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I guess I missed
being him, in a way.
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Things felt simpler
back then. I...
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I was too out of
it to understand
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how screwed up my life was.
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Ah, but even that stopped
working after a while.
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Have you talked to
Marcy about any of this?
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Nah. I-I didn't want
to freak her out.
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Well, hey, there's
always tomorrow, right?
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You don't understand.
It's all the same for me.
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Every day is just an
unending slog towards...
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towards what?
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A quest!
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Friend, I'm taking
you on a quest!
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That's just the thing
to make you feel better!
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That sounds hazardous.
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Yes! Exactly!
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Once I take you to
the edge of death,
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you'll feel alive again!
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Come on, TV. It's
questin' time!
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Okay. Coming.
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F-Finn, are you sure about...
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Whoa-oa!
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Hmm. Maybe we can
take it down a notch.
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Uh!
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Finn, is this blindfold
really necessary?
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Totally necessary,
man. Onward!
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Oh!
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What the...
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Why didn't you tell
me about the tree?
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What tree?
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Finn! I thought
you were leading.
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Come on! Trust in fate.
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The invisible forces
of the universe
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will guide us right
where we need to be.
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Huh? You know where we are?
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We're in the most
ancient part of Ooo.
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Huntress Wizard calls it
the heart of the forest.
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The heart, huh? Yeah.
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She said no one should
ever, ever, ever come here.
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Well, let's set up camp.
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Why don't you catch us a fish
from that creek we passed?
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Yeah, okay.
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Ohh.
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Uhh!
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Oh!
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Don't eat me!
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La la la la la!
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Third nostril.
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Good job, bait.
Feel better yet?
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Huh?
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There was a little guy in there.
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Thank you for your
sacrifice, O majestic one.
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The little guy and
a third nostril.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Simon, we have like a
ton of mudskipper here.
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You're just gonna eat an egg?
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Hmm?
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Oh, I'm not going to eat it.
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It's for the coffee.
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It's a little trick I learned
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to help the grounds settle
and clarify the brew.
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Or you can just use
cold water, too.
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It's a secret to cowboy coffee.
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Neat! Where'd
you pick that up?
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It might surprise you to learn
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I used to be quite the
outdoorsman in my day.
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Mmm!
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So that's what
cowboy tastes like.
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Huh.
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This place reminds
me of a forest
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I camped out in once years ago.
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We were on an
expedition in Java,
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searching for a lost temple,
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when we were caught
in a freak rainstorm.
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Rainstorm?
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Huh. Half our
supplies washed away.
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Ah, but Betty somehow put
together a four-star dinner.
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Betty.
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Hey, now.
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Talking about sad
stuff gets you nowhere.
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Forget about it.
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Uh...
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Uh.
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Hey! The fire's
getting awful low.
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Why don't you gather
us some more firewood?
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Firewood.
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Sure.
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Yeah, Finn. Just keep him busy,
and everything will be fine.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uhh!
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Ooh!
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What am I doing here?
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Gah!
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Now, them some sticks.
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Aah!
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T-Think fast. B-Bear.
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M-Make yourself bigger.
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Raaar!
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Hey, it worked.
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Oh, no.
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Simon: Aaaaah! Simon!
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Go, Simon! Hit it in the face!
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Aaah!
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Evil bear!
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Suck these knunks!
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Finn! Be careful!
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Simon! You got this.
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Stab it in the heart.
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Uh... okay.
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This is your kill window.
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Kill window!
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Ah!
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Aaah!
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Uh.
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Time to finish this.
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Ooh!
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Oof.
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Finn?
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Are you okay? Your
back's kind of...
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Huh?
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Does it look cool?
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I've seen worse.
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How about you? Are
your bad feelings gone?
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Uh, yeah. Much better.
270
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:30,948
But I think I'm
ready to go back now.
271
00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:35,524
Cool, cool, cool. I'll
walk you part way.
272
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,664
Okay, let's go.
273
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:54,577
Oh, yeah.
274
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,615
Looks like here
is where we part.
275
00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:07,490
I'm gonna stop off and
see Huntress Wizard.
276
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,355
Where do I go?
277
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:13,625
Just follow the river from here.
278
00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:17,795
It'll take you back to
where you want to be.
279
00:19:17,796 --> 00:19:22,367
Yeah, right. Where
I want to be.
280
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:25,308
No, for real. The
human city is that way.
281
00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:31,242
Well, thanks, Finn,
for... everything.
282
00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:34,817
No prob, Bob. I
love fixing people.
283
00:19:36,117 --> 00:19:37,320
Later!
284
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:43,387
♪ Does somebody
jump for joy? ♪
285
00:19:43,388 --> 00:19:47,125
♪ Does somebody cry? ♪
286
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:53,669
♪ Now that I'm not
part of that sadness? ♪
287
00:19:55,336 --> 00:19:59,170
♪ Does somebody want me now? ♪
288
00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:02,840
♪ Now that I can't fly? ♪
289
00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:09,581
♪ Now that I'm not
part of the madness? ♪
290
00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:12,455
♪ Part of the madness? ♪
291
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,987
♪ Part of the madness? ♪
292
00:20:17,489 --> 00:20:19,491
♪ Part of the madness? ♪
293
00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:21,659
Whee!
294
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:25,930
♪ Laughter and screams
seem to echo faintly ♪
295
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:29,733
♪ I can still
hear them around ♪
296
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:34,572
♪ Somewhere the roller
coaster climbs and dives ♪
297
00:20:34,573 --> 00:20:37,975
♪ While I've got my
feet on the ground ♪
298
00:20:37,976 --> 00:20:45,045
♪ Aren't I so much better now
that I'm just a normal guy? ♪
299
00:20:45,687 --> 00:20:52,295
♪ Now that I'm not ♪
300
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:57,595
♪ Now that I'm not ♪
301
00:20:57,596 --> 00:21:03,233
♪ Part of the madness ♪
[ Line ringing ]
302
00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:05,569
Simon! Marceline.
303
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:08,373
Simon, you won't believe
what I'm doing right now.
304
00:21:08,374 --> 00:21:10,843
Me and P.B. are getting
matching tattoos!
305
00:21:10,844 --> 00:21:12,510
Hey, Simon!
306
00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:16,348
Well, trying to get tattoos.
307
00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:18,116
My skin keeps healing over.
308
00:21:19,352 --> 00:21:20,551
Whatever.
309
00:21:20,552 --> 00:21:23,054
So, h-how you
been? How's work?
310
00:21:23,055 --> 00:21:26,757
Um, I'm good. Work's great.
311
00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:30,027
Uh, I made a little
girl cry earlier today.
312
00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:33,866
Wait, what was that? Can
you say it again, louder?
313
00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:36,600
It's nothing.
Everything's fine.
314
00:21:36,601 --> 00:21:39,938
Hey, you're doing good, right?
315
00:21:39,939 --> 00:21:41,239
Marceline?
316
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,574
Marce... Simon!
317
00:21:42,575 --> 00:21:44,509
Phoebe's arm is
gumming up the machine.
318
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:47,312
And
it's hilarious!
319
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:48,947
Oh, that tickles!
320
00:21:49,949 --> 00:21:51,617
It's so gross!
321
00:21:51,618 --> 00:21:52,951
Oh, uh, got to go.
322
00:21:52,952 --> 00:21:55,853
The tattoo artist is
getting really pissed.
323
00:21:55,854 --> 00:21:58,389
But let's hang out
soon, for real! Bye!
324
00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:01,864
Bye.
325
00:22:04,064 --> 00:22:11,064
♪ Aren't I so much better now
that I'm just a normal guy? ♪
326
00:22:12,507 --> 00:22:20,011
♪ Now that I'm not ♪
327
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:27,081
♪ Now that I'm not
part of the sadness ♪
328
00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:32,257
♪ Part of the badness ♪
329
00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:36,155
♪ Part of the radness ♪
330
00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:43,225
♪ Part of the ma-a-a-dness ♪
331
00:23:03,789 --> 00:23:08,226
"Fionna didn't know what
secrets lay in the Crystal City
332
00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:09,894
at the bottom of the lake.
333
00:23:09,895 --> 00:23:15,433
But she knew there was
only one way to find out."
334
00:23:15,434 --> 00:23:17,640
You're right, Fionna.
335
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,440
Evil Choose Goose: Bury
the past or even burn,
336
00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:25,411
the suffering you can't unlearn.
337
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,416
You shut up!
338
00:23:32,284 --> 00:23:33,718
Shut up, or I'll stuff you!
339
00:23:33,719 --> 00:23:37,588
Stuff me with lemons
and savory spices.
340
00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:42,031
It won't snuff out your
existential crisis.
341
00:23:54,442 --> 00:23:57,609
Forever she will languish
342
00:23:57,610 --> 00:24:01,517
while you wallow in anguish.
343
00:24:02,784 --> 00:24:05,383
Why act so stricken?
344
00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:07,285
You know you're too...
345
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:30,870
Reveal the path and
grant me passage.
346
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,685
Reveal the path and grant...
347
00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:43,688
The portal won't open,
you massive fake.
348
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:48,426
You belong in the trash
with Fionna and Cake!
349
00:24:48,427 --> 00:24:50,694
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
350
00:24:50,695 --> 00:24:55,633
Reveal the path and
grant me passage!
351
00:24:55,634 --> 00:24:58,102
Reveal the path!
352
00:25:00,139 --> 00:25:02,711
No.
353
00:25:06,309 --> 00:25:09,718
I failed you again, Betty.
354
00:25:16,188 --> 00:25:18,827
Wha... huh?
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