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ON THE WEB? 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,133 - WHERE'D YOU GET YOURS, 16 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:49,533 A STUPID... 17 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:51,300 SHOE STORE? 18 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,500 [groans] 19 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:56,200 - DON'T SPEAK TO ME. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 20 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:58,167 - OKAY. HEY, CHECK OUT MY NEW-- 21 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,433 - SO THE THREE CHADS ARE AT THE MALL TODAY 22 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:00,833 PROMOTING THEIR NEW CD, 23 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:03,167 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. OUR NEW CD. 24 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,700 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING, BUT I CAN'T 25 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,867 'CAUSE I HAVE TO WRITE A REPORT ON SOME DUMB VIKING. 26 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,733 - [gasps] - I KNOW. 27 00:01:08,767 --> 00:01:10,300 MY LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. 28 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:13,267 - THAT... [gasps] 29 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,500 WAS FOR WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT VIKINGS. 30 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,100 THEY'RE NOT DUMB. 31 00:01:17,133 --> 00:01:19,100 THEY WERE INTREPID EXPLORERS... 32 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:21,867 WITH THE OCCASIONAL ACT OF UNBRIDLED SAVAGERY. 33 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,733 - GREAT, DO YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH TO TURN IN? 34 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:25,600 MAYBE IF I DOUBLE-SPACE IT. 35 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:28,300 - [scoffs] 36 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,633 AH, LEIF ERIKSON, 37 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:32,633 THE NOBLEST VIKING TO SAIL THE NORTH ATLANTIC. 38 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,400 I ACTUALLY MET LEIF IN GHOST WORLD. 39 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:37,633 COOL GUY. LOVES ICE-BLENDED MOCHAS. 40 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:40,867 NEVER PAYS. 41 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,400 - WAIT, MILES, THAT'S IT. 42 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:44,400 YOU GO GET LEIF AND BRING HIM BACK HERE. 43 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:45,700 HE CAN YAMMER ON ABOUT VIKING STUFF 44 00:01:45,733 --> 00:01:47,267 AND SAVE ME HOURS OF READING. 45 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,867 I'LL BE AT THE MALL IN NO TIME. 46 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,267 - I WEEP FOR THE FUTURE OF AMERICA. 47 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,700 - WHAT? 48 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:55,700 - LOOK, YOU CAN'T TAKE ACADEMIC SHORTCUTS. 49 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:58,833 THAT WOULD ROB YOU OF A VALUABLE LEARNING EXPERIENCE. 50 00:01:58,867 --> 00:02:01,533 - [snickers] GOOD ONE, MILES. 51 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:03,267 OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS. 52 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,633 - BESIDES, I'VE GOTTA GET READY FOR A BIG DATE. 53 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,600 - [laughs] GOOD ONE, MILES. 54 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:10,733 OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS. 55 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,367 - ARE YOU DONE? 56 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,433 GOOD, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME GHOST IRONING TO DO. 57 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,533 AND YES! I'M SERIOUS. 58 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,567 - SO, A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME 59 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,500 YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE. 60 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,867 - I'D DO ANYTHING TO GET THAT VIKING HERE. 61 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,233 - TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A TOP-NOTCH SUPER GHOST 62 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:37,100 WITH BOYISH GOOD LOOKS WHO COULD MAKE THAT VIKING 63 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,300 APPEAR FOR YA. 64 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,367 - YEAH, BUT RAY WOULD NEVER DO IT. 65 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,867 - OH, SHE DID NOT JUST DIS ME. 66 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,733 I DEMAND RESPECT! 67 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:47,400 RESPECT, I SAY! 68 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:49,867 [duck quacks] 69 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,267 [spooky rock music] 70 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,800 - * IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE * 71 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:58,467 * YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT * 72 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,833 - * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE * 73 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:04,667 - * YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY * 74 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,167 - * DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY * 75 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,367 - * BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US * 76 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,433 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 77 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:14,167 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 78 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,533 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 79 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:19,800 * 80 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,333 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 81 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:24,333 * 82 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:30,167 - WHATEVER THIS IS, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO-- 83 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,300 - SIT. 84 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:34,567 WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU GET HELP FROM A TOP-NOTCH GHOST, 85 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,367 I MEANT ME. 86 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,567 SO EITHER I DIDN'T GIVE YOU ENOUGH CLUES, 87 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,067 OR YOU DON'T THINK I'M CAPABLE. 88 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:44,267 WHOA! 89 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:47,067 - I'M LEANING TOWARDS NUMBER TWO. 90 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,833 - IT'S AN OUTRAGE. 91 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:51,067 WHENEVER SOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE HAS A PROBLEM, 92 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,533 THEY CALL ON MY DAD OR MILES. 93 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,800 - DO YOU NEED HELP GETTING UP? 94 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:59,067 SHOULD I CALL YOUR DAD OR MILES? 95 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,400 - I'M FINE. 96 00:04:00,433 --> 00:04:02,133 LOUIE PRESTON IS A GHOST 97 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,833 WHO CAN GET THE JOB DONE. 98 00:04:04,867 --> 00:04:06,300 NOW WAIT HERE, AND I'LL GO TO GHOST WORLD 99 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,633 AND BE BACK WITH... 100 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:10,233 UM... 101 00:04:10,267 --> 00:04:11,867 UH...DON'T TELL ME. 102 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,467 - LEIF. LEIF ERIKSON. 103 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:17,233 - OOH--NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 104 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:19,767 - LOUIE. - ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. 105 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,800 I GOT THIS. OFF I GO. 106 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,467 HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 107 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,133 I THINK THIS PORTAL HAS A FAULTY-- 108 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,533 [screams] 109 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:38,500 - YOU'RE OPENING THE CUSTOMER COMMENT BOX ALREADY? 110 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:39,700 - IT'S BEEN A WEEK SINCE I PUT IT OUT. 111 00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:41,133 WHY WOULDN'T I? AAH! 112 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:42,800 SOMEONE ELSE DO IT. NO, I WILL. 113 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:46,400 I CAN'T. I MUST. AAH! NO. 114 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:48,333 - THAT'S WHY. 115 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:51,100 - I'M GOING IN. - [sighs] 116 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,333 WHAT DOES IT SAY? 117 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,067 DO THEY LIKE ME? 118 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,733 - "YUMMY PASTRIES. NICE DECOR." 119 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:59,367 - LOVE MY CUSTOMERS. THEY ARE SO KIND. 120 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,867 - "BUT THE OWNER SEEMS SLIGHTLY OUT OF HER GOURD." 121 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,300 - LIARS! 122 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:07,267 - "SLIGHTLY"? THEY ARE KIND. 123 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,867 - GIVE ME THE BOX. 124 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,700 OH! "CRAZY EYES"? 125 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:16,600 CLEARLY, SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HARD WORK LOOKS LIKE. 126 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,400 [chuckles] 127 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:21,133 LOOK HOW THIS GUY SPELLED "NERVOUS BREAKDOWN." 128 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:24,567 JOKE'S ON HIM, AM I RIGHT? [chuckles] 129 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,667 - AND THIS IS JUST A THERAPIST'S CARD. 130 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,600 WE'LL HOLD ONTO THAT ONE. - WHAT? 131 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:29,833 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 132 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:32,367 - NOT TO CALL DR. SHELTON. 133 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,700 THAT'S FOR SURE. 134 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:37,400 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST SOME TEENAGERS FOOLING AROUND. 135 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:38,633 - EXACTLY. 136 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:40,667 AND, ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SUBJECT, 137 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,400 I HAVE SOME GREAT RELAXATION TAPES YOU CAN BORROW. 138 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:47,667 OR KEEP. [chuckles] 139 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,067 IT'S THE DR. VICKIE SERIES, 140 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,733 FIND YOUR INNER BUTTERFLY. 141 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,300 - YOU FOUND YOUR INNER BUTTERFLY? 142 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,533 - MORE LIKE MY INNER SUPERFLY. 143 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:01,600 [chuckles] YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT'S ME. 144 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:04,567 - HEY, CHECK OUT THE FLOWERS. 145 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,633 MY DATE, MIRABELLE, WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 146 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,533 - OH, MILES, HOW SWEET. 147 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:09,900 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 148 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:12,333 SOMEONE GAVE ME FLOWERS, OR CANDY, 149 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:16,467 OR JUST A COMMENT REGARDING A JOB WELL DONE! 150 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,600 I AM BUT A BUTTERFLY. 151 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:24,467 FLY, BUTTERFLY, FLY. 152 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,533 - SO, TELL ME ABOUT THIS MIRABELLE. 153 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,800 - SHE'S THE GHOST GIRL YOU MET 154 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,567 AT MY SUNSCREEN AWARENESS RALLY. 155 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,833 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT! THAT WAS... 156 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:35,433 FUN. 157 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,833 OH, WAIT. 158 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:38,367 MIRABELLE. 159 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,267 I REMEMBER. SHE WAS REALLY CUTE. 160 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,400 THAT'S MY BOY. [laughs] 161 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:47,167 - HOLY WARDROBE MISHAP! 162 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,433 I'M NOT WEARING MY LAVENDER BOW TIE! 163 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:54,833 - YEP. THAT'S MY BOY. 164 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,667 - EMMA, GUESS WHO'S GONNA FINISH HER PAPER 165 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,600 IN TIME TO JOIN YOU GUYS AT THE MALL 166 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:03,167 TO SEE THE THREE CHADS. 167 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,200 NO. NO. 168 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:09,833 NO, STOP GUESSING. IT'S ME. 169 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:13,767 TAYLOR. 170 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,167 LOUIE, DID YOU GET HIM? 171 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,533 - [scoffs] OF COURSE I DID. 172 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:19,400 LOUIE PRESTON ALWAYS GETS HIS GHOST. 173 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:24,600 PRESENTING THE MOST NOBLE VIKING IN HISTORY! 174 00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:27,833 - [roars] 175 00:07:27,867 --> 00:07:29,233 MM. 176 00:07:29,267 --> 00:07:32,567 [belches] 177 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,300 - UH, WHO IS THIS? 178 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:37,333 - HORACE THE HORRIBLE. - I SAID LEIF ERIKSON! 179 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:39,367 - I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID HORACE THE HORRIBLE, 180 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,600 AND I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, SO-- 181 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:48,133 - AFTER-DINNER MINT. [growls] 182 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,767 - FINE, I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORK. 183 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,267 UH, HORACE, IF I COULD ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS-- 184 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,867 - [growls] 185 00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,333 - WOW. 186 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:04,767 SO SOAP, I'M GUESSING, NOT AVAILABLE IN VIKING TIMES? 187 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,533 ANYWAY, QUESTION ONE: 188 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:08,567 WHAT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING A VIKING? 189 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,600 - [thunderous fart] 190 00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:15,667 - I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT. 191 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,267 - OOH! SHINY OBJECT. 192 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:21,367 [roars] 193 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,667 [metal clatters] 194 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,433 - LOUIE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 195 00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:29,200 I'LL GO FIND RAY. - NO! I'LL FIX THIS. 196 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:30,667 HORACE, SWEETHEART. 197 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,867 [chuckles] WALK WITH ME, TALK WITH ME. 198 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,767 - HORACE CLAIM THIS LAND TO BE NEW HOME. 199 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,333 CALL IT... 200 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:39,200 HORACE-LANDIA! 201 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,633 NOW, ME PLUNDER. 202 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,167 [roars] 203 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,233 - MAN, HE'S A LITTLE PRICKLY. 204 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:52,267 - YA THINK? 205 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:59,633 - YES! ANOTHER MOUTH-IN-ONE. 206 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,333 - HELLO? EXCUSE ME-- 207 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:06,667 - GOLF VOICE, PLEASE. I'M PUTTING. 208 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,567 - I'M HERE TO SEE MILES. 209 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,733 WOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF FLOWERS IN HERE. 210 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,200 - UGH. YEP, THAT'S MILES. 211 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:15,400 WHAT CAN YOU SAY? THE KID'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 212 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,200 - DIFFERENT? UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 213 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:20,300 - YOU KNOW, HE'S A GUY WHO ACTUALLY LIKES SOCK PUPPETS. 214 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,833 VERY ODD, AM I RIGHT? 215 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:24,533 - ARE YOU PUTTING GOLF BALLS INTO A MANNEQUIN HEAD? 216 00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:29,267 - WELL, SOMEONE'S A LITTLE JUDGEY. 217 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,133 WE'VE GOTTEN PRETTY USED TO MILES'S QUIRKS, THOUGH. 218 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,300 - QUIRKS? - LIKE SETTING AN EXTRA PLACE 219 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,867 AT THE DINNER TABLE FOR HIS FRIEND, MOPPY, 220 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,633 WHO, YES, IS A MOP. 221 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,400 AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S HIS LOVE OF LAVENDER. 222 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:44,267 - YEAH, HE CLEARLY LOVES LAVENDER. 223 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:47,300 I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. 224 00:09:48,733 --> 00:09:49,900 - HEY, FRANKENBERRY. 225 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,733 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FLOWERS? 226 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:54,300 I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS A GIRL WHO'S ON HER WAY OVER. 227 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,767 - OH... 228 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,767 IS SHE A QUIET, CURLY-HAIRED, 229 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,533 SHOWS-UP-EARLY KIND OF GIRL? 230 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,367 - [chuckles] YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW? 231 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,700 - JUST A GUESS. 232 00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:06,133 - HER NAME'S MIRABELLE. 233 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,333 I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT 234 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,133 FOR WHEN SHE GETS HERE. 235 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,767 THEY SAY A GIRL CAN MAKE UP HER MIND IF SHE LIKES YOU OR NOT 236 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,167 IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A DATE. 237 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,400 - SOMETIMES LESS. 238 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,700 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 239 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:18,900 THIS BOW TIE'S TOO MATCHY-MATCHY. 240 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:20,300 BE RIGHT BACK. 241 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,333 OH, HEY, IF SHE SHOWS UP... 242 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:24,833 [chuckles] TALK UP HOW COOL I AM. 243 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,700 [clicks tongue] 244 00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:29,533 - ALWAYS DO. 245 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:32,167 - [humming] - RAY, I NEED YOUR HELP. 246 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,867 I THINK I MESSED UP. 247 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,333 - BROKE A VASE MESSED UP 248 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:39,233 OR THE COPS'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE MESSED UP? 249 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:40,667 - IT'S ABOUT MILES. 250 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,400 I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY CHASED HIS DATE AWAY. 251 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,733 - WHAT'D YOU DO? 252 00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:47,567 - I WAS JUST TELLING HER SOME STUFF ABOUT MILES. 253 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,767 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE LEFT. 254 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,500 - FRANKIE! MILES IS GONNA BE CRUSHED. 255 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:55,133 - MAYBE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HER THAT MUCH. 256 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,400 - * SHA-DEEP DOO-BOP 257 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,200 * FEELING SWELL 258 00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,400 * SHA-DEEP DOO-BOP 259 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:01,233 * MIRABELLE! 260 00:11:01,267 --> 00:11:03,333 - OKAY, HE DOES. 261 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,833 WHAT DO WE DO, RAY? 262 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:06,367 YAH! 263 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,700 - [Ray's voice] CALM DOWN. IT'S ME. 264 00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:11,133 - IT JUST GOT VERY WEIRD IN HERE. 265 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,667 - I MET THIS GIRL AT MILES'S EVENT. 266 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,867 [Mirabelle's voice] THIS IS HOW SHE SOUNDS 267 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,367 AND LOOKS. 268 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,133 - OH. NOW IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL. 269 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,800 - * DO DO-BOP 270 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:24,133 OH, MIRABELLE! SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 271 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,533 - 'SUP, MILES? - [laughing] YEAH. 272 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,833 OW. 273 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:28,500 WHOA. 274 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,900 YOU'RE STRONG. 275 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,700 - WHAT'S STRONG IS YOUR CHOICE OF BOW TIE. 276 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,367 - OH. 277 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,400 - DIAL IT DOWN, MIRABELLE. 278 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,800 - WE HAVE TO GET THAT BARBARIAN 279 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,667 OUT OF HERE BEFORE MY MOM SEES HIM. 280 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,067 - WOULD YOU RELAX? 281 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,233 HAVE I LET YOU DOWN YET? 282 00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:47,433 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 283 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:48,633 - [roars] - [screams] 284 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,733 - YOU ON HORACE LAND! 285 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:54,533 WELCOME. TUESDAY BINGO NIGHT. 286 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:58,467 - LOUIE, PLEASE TELL HIM TO STOP CONQUERING ROOMS. 287 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,667 - LET'S GO, BUDDY. 288 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:03,133 BACK TO GHOST WORLD. - [growls] 289 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,633 NOBODY BOSS HORACE. 290 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:08,267 - NOT COOL, HORACE. NOT COOL. 291 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,233 - LOUIE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 292 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,500 IF MOM FINDS OUT, SHE'LL GROUND ME FOR LIFE. 293 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:15,233 - ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS KEEP HIM AWAY FROM HER 294 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,200 TILL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO KICK HIS VIKING BUTT 295 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,767 BACK TO GHOST WORLD. 296 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,200 - HORACE SMELL TASTY TREATS. 297 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:24,700 [grunts] TIME TO GET MY PILLAGE ON! 298 00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:28,467 [roars] 299 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,633 - WHAT DOES "PILLAGE" MEAN? 300 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,600 - TO RUTHLESSLY DESTROY. 301 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,867 - WHAT DOES "RUTHLESSLY" MEAN? 302 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,500 - [growling] 303 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:50,167 - OH. THIS IS PILLAGING. 304 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,233 - OH, MAN, MOM'S GONNA GO BERSERK. 305 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:55,133 - EVERY DAY, IN EVERY WAY, 306 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:58,167 I'M GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. 307 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,200 - LOUIE, DO SOMETHING. 308 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,533 - ONE SNAP, AND I'LL HAVE THIS PLACE 309 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,567 LOOKING GOOD AS NEW. 310 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,533 - WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE READY FOR CHRISTMAS... 311 00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,200 NINE MONTHS EARLY. 312 00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:15,233 - HEY, TAY, DO YOU HAVE--OH! 313 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,667 OW. 314 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:18,867 [exhales gently] 315 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,500 - DID I GET YA? 316 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,133 - DR. VICKIE SAYS THE DOOR OF LIFE 317 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,500 SWINGS BOTH WAYS-- 318 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:24,867 ALTHOUGH SHE FAILED TO MENTION THE PART 319 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,200 ABOUT IT SWINGING INTO MY HEAD. 320 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:29,100 - YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 321 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,333 [crash] 322 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,767 - NOT MY REINDEER ORNAMENTS! 323 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,533 - THERE'S-- - MOM! 324 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,367 UH, SHOW ME HOW THESE MEDITATIONS WORK. 325 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,833 BEING A TEEN TODAY IS A LOT OF PRESSURE 326 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,233 AND I COULD USE SOME TIPS. 327 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:40,700 - OH, ABSOLUTELY, SWEETIE. 328 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:44,467 FIRST, WE CLOSE OUR EYES AND OPEN OUR SOULS. 329 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,667 [inhales] OHMMM... 330 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,233 - [screaming] 331 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:52,567 - HOW RELAXING IS THIS? 332 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,267 - LOUIE, GET OUT OF HERE! - [screaming] 333 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,867 - PEACE COMES FROM WITHIN, 334 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,800 A SUN THAT NEVER SETS, BRINGING ORDER AND TRANQUILITY 335 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,200 TO OUR LIVES. 336 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,300 OH, SO TRUE, DR. VICKIE. SO TRUE. 337 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,200 ALL AROUND ME IS PEACE. 338 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:12,200 I FLOAT ON A CLOUD OF SERENITY. 339 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:15,633 OHMMM... 340 00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:24,433 - AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO A 17-MINUTE SAXOPHONE SOLO. 341 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:25,633 [chuckles] 342 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,167 - UH, MIRABELLE, ARE YOU OKAY? 343 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,400 YOU DON'T SEEM YOURSELF TODAY. 344 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:33,767 AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY FLOWERS? 345 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,733 - THEY WERE A LITTLE MUCH. 346 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,400 - [Ray's voice] DEFINITELY. 347 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,233 [Mirabelle's voice] UM--AHEM. 348 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:45,200 I MEAN, I LIKED THEM. 349 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:48,100 - OH, BROTHER. 350 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,333 HEY, MILES, YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE FUN? 351 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,867 IF YOU SHOWED MIRABELLE YOUR NEW SUSPENDERS. 352 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,867 - GREAT IDEA! 353 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,800 WHY SAVE THOSE BABIES FOR FLAG DAY 354 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,367 WHEN I CAN BREAK 'EM OUT NOW? 355 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,167 [hums] 356 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,167 - RAY, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE GIRL. 357 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,733 - I DON'T CARE. 358 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:07,233 THIS IS BETTER THAN MILES FINDING OUT HE GOT STOOD UP. 359 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:09,867 - I KNOW, BUT WHAT DO WE DO IF HE WANTS A SECOND DATE? 360 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,467 - HMM, THERE'S A NEW SCI-FI MOVIE 361 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,733 I REALLY WANT TO SEE. 362 00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:20,400 - WE'VE REALLY VEERED INTO A WEIRD AREA HERE. 363 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:23,500 WAIT! IF WE MAKE IT SO MILES DOESN'T LIKE HER, 364 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,200 HE WON'T WANT TO SEE MIRABELLE AGAIN. 365 00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:27,167 HE NEVER HAS HIS HEART BROKEN, AND THE ONLY PERSON 366 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,600 I HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH IS DR. SHELTON. 367 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:33,500 - MAKE MILES NOT LIKE ME? 368 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,667 BUT I'M SO ADORABLE. 369 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,433 - JUST DO IT. GROSS HIM OUT. 370 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,600 IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 371 00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:45,333 AND GET RID OF YOUR MAN HEAD. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT. 372 00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:47,133 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 373 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,100 SUSPENDERS THAT CALL FOR WORLD UNITY. 374 00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:52,133 NOW, THAT'S A CAUSE THAT CAN SUPPORT ME. 375 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:57,167 - [belches] 376 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,567 - [coughs] - [sniffs] 377 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,167 AH. 378 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,700 - DID YOU JUST-- 379 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:05,533 - PICK MY NOSE? YEAH-HUH. 380 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:09,600 - MILES, THIS ONE'S QUITE A LADY. 381 00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,867 - YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE? 382 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,867 - PLEASE SAY HAND SANITIZER. 383 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,867 - LITTERING AND NOT COMPLIMENTING PEOPLE 384 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,400 ON THEIR NEW HAIRCUTS. 385 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,433 - [gasps] 386 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,300 BUT A CHEERY HAIR COMPLIMENT 387 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,800 CAN TURN A PERSON'S DAY AROUND. 388 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,100 - THIS IS GREAT. 389 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,300 NOW THAT YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND, 390 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,633 I CAN REALLY RELAX AND BE MYSELF. 391 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,133 [sniffs] 392 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,333 - BOYFRIEND? I-I'M NOT REALLY... 393 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,533 [chuckles] READY FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS, SO-- 394 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,200 - OH, I FIGURED AS MUCH. 395 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,400 YOU'RE WAY TOO GOOD FOR ME. 396 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,433 WELP, I'LL JUST BE ON MY WAY. 397 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:48,167 - OOH, BOY. 398 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,733 - THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN HERE 399 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,233 TO HELP US GET RID OF HORACE. 400 00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,833 - CUSHY BENCH MAKE GOOD FIREWOOD. 401 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:58,233 [roars] 402 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,167 - IT SAYS, "VIKINGS WERE TERRIFIED OF THOR, 403 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,433 THE GOD OF THUNDER, WHO WIELDED A GIANT HAMMER." 404 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,333 - YOU ASK. LOUIE ANSWERS. 405 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,833 ONE THUNDER GOD COMING UP. 406 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:09,667 - WAIT. 407 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:13,267 AND THERE IT IS. 408 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,533 - PUNY CLOWN GHOST, GIVE HORACE PINWHEEL. 409 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,833 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED MY DAD OR MILES FOR HELP. 410 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:24,433 I GUESS I'M NOT THE TOP-NOTCH GHOST I THOUGHT I WAS. 411 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,767 - OOH, PRETTY. 412 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,633 [roars] 413 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,533 - SO, WAIT. MILES, THIS IS YOUR DAD? 414 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:38,567 - [Ray's voice] 'SUP? 415 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,467 - I THINK MIRABELLE AND I DESERVE AN EXPLANATION. 416 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,100 - LIKE I'M THE FIRST FATHER WHO'S EVER MORPHED 417 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,467 INTO HIS SON'S DATE. 418 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,800 - I THINK WE'RE THE ONES WHO DESERVE AN EXPLANATION 419 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,333 FOR MIRABELLE WALKING OUT ON MILES. 420 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,600 - I DIDN'T WALK OUT. 421 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,167 I WENT HOME TO CHANGE BECAUSE YOU SAID 422 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,233 MILES LOVES LAVENDER. 423 00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:58,633 I WANTED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION 424 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:02,367 BECAUSE, WELL, I LIKE HIM. 425 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,733 - YOU WHAT? [thud] 426 00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,867 - MILES? - I'M GOOD. 427 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,367 ALL GOOD. 428 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,867 - I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS MY REMARKS 429 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,233 ABOUT MILES' BIZARRE LOVE OF SOCK PUPPETS 430 00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,667 THAT MADE YOU LEAVE. 431 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,833 - EXCUSE ME? SOCK PUPPETS ROCK THE HARDEST. 432 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:21,567 - UH-OH, HERE I GO AGAIN. [thud] 433 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,500 DO YOU WANT TO GO AND WRITE A SONG WITH ME 434 00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:27,867 ABOUT THE DANGERS OF LITTERING? 435 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,400 - DO I! 436 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,433 - I THINK THOSE CRAZY KIDS ARE GONNA MAKE IT. 437 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,167 - I FINALLY FOUND A PARAGRAPH ON HORACE, 438 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,467 BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH TO GO ON. 439 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,867 WASN'T MUCH OF A BATHER. KNEW THAT. 440 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,600 AFRAID OF HIS MOTHER, ANNIE THE ANGRY, 441 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,833 AND IT SAYS HE'S A SKILLED SEAMSTRESS. 442 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:51,633 - HORACE MAKE SAIL AND MATCHING VEST. 443 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,633 NEXT MONTH, GO TO DAYTONA. 444 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:57,233 SPRING BREAK! 445 00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,567 - THOSE ARE MOM'S FAVORITE DRAPES. 446 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,900 - [growls] 447 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,867 - WERE MOM'S FAVORITE DRAPES. 448 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,533 [bell rings] - AAH! 449 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,167 - [laughing nervously] - OH, HEY, KIDS. 450 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,533 I'VE BEEN OUT WALKING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 451 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,333 GIVING OUT HUGS TO STRANGERS, 452 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,367 AND IT FELT GREAT! 453 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,833 UNTIL A POLICEMAN TOLD ME TO STOP. 454 00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:17,200 - MM. - LAND HO! 455 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,400 - WHO IS THAT? - WHAT? WHAT? 456 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,200 OH. [clears throat, chuckles] 457 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,333 THAT'S HORACE. HE'S HARMLESS. 458 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,633 - [grunts] 459 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,433 - HARMLESS? HE IS DESTROYING MY BAKERY! 460 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,667 BREATHE, MICHELLE. YOU OWN YOUR OWN ANGER. 461 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,700 WHY IS THERE A CHRISTMAS TREE? 462 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:36,233 - I SORT OF ASKED LOUIE TO HELP ME 463 00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:37,733 WITH MY HISTORY PAPER. 464 00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,567 - AND, ONCE AGAIN, I BLEW IT. 465 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,400 I'M A CRUMMY GHOST. GO AHEAD AND FREAK OUT. 466 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,367 - I AM NOT GONNA FREAK OUT. 467 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,367 THIS IS THE UNIVERSE TESTING ME. 468 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,200 GUIDE ME, DR. VICKIE. GUIDE ME. 469 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,200 PLEASE ASK YOUR GUEST TO LEAVE. 470 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:02,300 - WOW, I WAS EXPECTING MOM TO HAVE A MELTDOWN. 471 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,700 - WAIT! 472 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,900 YOUR BOOK SAID THE ONE PERSON HORACE FEARED 473 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:08,200 WAS HIS MOTHER, ANNIE THE ANGRY. 474 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,700 WE DON'T HAVE HER, 475 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:14,200 BUT MAYBE HE'D LISTEN TO AN ANGRY MICHELLE. 476 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,833 - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN. 477 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,300 - HUH? - DON'T SLOUCH. 478 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,300 STAND UP STRAIGHT. - HORACE CONFUSED. 479 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,867 - PUT THOSE DRAPES DOWN THIS INSTANT. 480 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:25,367 YOU ARE A BAD, BAD CAVEMAN. 481 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,200 - VIKING. - VIKING. 482 00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,100 LOOK AT THIS MESS. 483 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:31,100 - HORACE NO LIKE YELL-Y WOMAN. 484 00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,333 - DON'T YOU SASS ME, OR SO HELP ME, 485 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:33,767 I WILL GRAB A SPATULA AND PUT YOU 486 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,267 OVER MY KNEE THIS INSTANT! 487 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,200 - YOU SOUND LIKE MOMMY. 488 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,833 - GO HOME, AND THINK LONG AND HARD 489 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,300 ABOUT WHAT YOU DID. 490 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,500 OUT, NOW! 491 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,900 - HORACE GO BYE-BYE. 492 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:50,133 - IT WORKED. HE'S GONE. 493 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,567 WELL, GUESS EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL, SO-- 494 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,600 - EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL? 495 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,133 I JUST SPENT THE LAST FEW MINUTES 496 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,200 POSSESSED BY A GHOST AND YELLING AT A VIKING 497 00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:02,567 WITH MOMMY ISSUES. 498 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,467 YOU TWO, CLEAN THIS PLACE UP, 499 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,900 AND THEN YOU ARE GROUNDED. 500 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:09,167 SORRY, DR. VICKIE! CRAZY EYES IS BACK! 501 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,700 OH, THAT FELT GOOD. 502 00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:13,100 - [sighs] 503 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,367 SORRY I MESSED THINGS UP FOR YOU. 504 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,233 - ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT SO BAD. 505 00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:18,800 BECAUSE OF YOU, I READ MY TEXTBOOKS, 506 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,333 AND NOW I KNOW MORE ABOUT VIKINGS 507 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,533 THAN I EVER WOULD HAVE. 508 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,433 THANKS FOR THE HELP, L-TRAIN. 509 00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,700 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 510 00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:28,367 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 511 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,367 I'M A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE GHOST. 512 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,333 NOW, LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS MESS. 513 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:35,200 AFTER ALL, I AM THE MAN. 514 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:39,100 - WAIT. [snaps fingers] 515 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:42,133 AND THERE IT IS. 516 00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:49,100 TEN IN A ROW? 517 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:52,100 WHAT CLUB ARE YOU USING? 518 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,500 - HORACE USES PILLAGE CLUB. 519 00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,933 PERFECT FOR SHORT GAME. 520 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,333 - FRANKIE, YOU UP THERE? 521 00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:01,267 - YELL-Y WOMAN SCARE HORACE. HORACE LEAVE. 522 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,333 THEN HIT THREE CHADS CONCERT. [laughs] 523 00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:04,633 [rock music] 524 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,400 - ROCK OUT, DUDE. 525 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:09,367 * 35840

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