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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,967 [When the Saints Go Marching In playing] 2 00:00:11,067 --> 00:00:13,967 - MICHELLE, NOBODY'S IN THE BAKERY. 3 00:00:14,067 --> 00:00:16,533 DID YOU FORGET TO TURN THE SIGN AROUND ON THE DOOR AGAIN? 4 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:18,667 - NO. 5 00:00:18,767 --> 00:00:20,933 NO. 6 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:22,800 I ADMIT BUSINESS HAS BEEN A LITTLE SLOW, 7 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,133 BUT THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 8 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,700 - HMM. - I FIGURE IF I MAKE THE BAKERY 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,033 A LITTLE MORE NEW ORLEANS-Y, 10 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:28,633 IT'LL BRING IN THE TOURISTS, SO... 11 00:00:28,733 --> 00:00:31,333 TA-DA! - AAGH! 12 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:33,567 - BEHOLD THE BROWN PELICAN-- 13 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:34,967 LOUISIANA'S STATE BIRD. 14 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:38,833 IT PRACTICALLY SQUAWKS THE BIG EASY. 15 00:00:38,933 --> 00:00:42,467 WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT? - BACK UNDER THE BLANKET. 16 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,367 HEY, LOUIE. 17 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:47,033 I GOT FREE TIME IF YOU STILL NEED HELP 18 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:48,767 PRACTICING YOUR POSSESSION TECHNIQUE. 19 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:50,067 - AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 20 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:51,767 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING WITH FRANKIE. 21 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:53,367 WE MADE IT A GAME. 22 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,767 - YEAH, LOUIE POSSESSES ME, AND WE SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES ME 23 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,667 TO FORCE HIM OUT. 24 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:01,233 - GERONIMO! 25 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,733 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 26 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:07,733 - REMEMBER WHEN KIDS PLAYED HIDE-AND-SEEK? 27 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:09,367 A CUSTOMER. 28 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:11,100 I KNEW THE FOUNTAIN WOULD WORK. 29 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,767 WELCOME TO PIE SQUARED. 30 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:17,833 THAT LITTLE GIRL IS NOT REACTING TO MY FOOD. 31 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:20,433 SHE'S JUST WEIRD. 32 00:01:20,533 --> 00:01:23,867 - GET OUT OF ME! 33 00:01:23,967 --> 00:01:26,400 - [screams] 34 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,933 WHERE AM I? 35 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:30,700 UH-OH. 36 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,067 - [shouting] 37 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:43,567 - SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR TODAY'S SPECIALS? 38 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,167 [spooky rock music] 39 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:51,933 - * IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE * 40 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,433 * YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT * 41 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:57,133 - * SO, IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE * 42 00:01:57,233 --> 00:02:01,167 - * YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY * 43 00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:03,400 * DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY * 44 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,067 - * BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US * 45 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:07,367 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 46 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:10,833 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 47 00:02:10,933 --> 00:02:12,767 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 48 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:16,333 * 49 00:02:16,433 --> 00:02:18,567 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 50 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,567 * 51 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,300 - HEY, TAY, WANT TO WHITTLE WOOD? 52 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,700 - I WEALLY, WEALLY WOULDN'T. 53 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,233 SORRY, I CAN'T. 54 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,267 THE GYMNASTICS TEAM IS BUILDING A FLOAT FOR HOMECOMING. 55 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:38,733 - SOUNDS FUN. COUNT ME IN. 56 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:45,067 - MILES, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM-BONDING THING. 57 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,433 INCHWORMS ONLY. 58 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:47,500 - AH, NO WORRIES. 59 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,233 I'LL JUST SPEND THE DAY WITH MOPPY. 60 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,400 - MOPPY? 61 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,600 I MADE HIM FOR WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND. 62 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,967 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MOPPY? 63 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:59,067 - I AM SO NOT TALKING TO YOU. 64 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,400 - WE'RE SORT OF HAVING A SPAT. 65 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,567 I LET MICHELLE USE HIM TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN FLOOR. 66 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,400 - IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN A BOX OF CHOCOLATES 67 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:12,100 TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS JAM, MISTER! 68 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,967 - I BETTER GO TALK TO HIM. 69 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:16,633 DRAMA QUEEN! 70 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,600 [door bells chime] 71 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,767 - JAMES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 72 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:24,200 - I'M HUNGRY. MY STOMACH'S GROWLING. 73 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,700 THAT'S MY BODY GIVING ME A MESSAGE. 74 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,067 - OOH, TOO LATE. 75 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:31,500 ALL OUR PASTRIES JUST EXPIRED. 76 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,533 OKAY, WELL, OFF YOU GO. 77 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:35,400 - HEY, IS YOUR COUSIN MILES EVER GONNA VISIT AGAIN? 78 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,233 HE WAS SO COOL. - UH, MILES? NO. 79 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,133 HE RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS. 80 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,800 HE CLEANS THE MONKEY CAGES. 81 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:45,567 - I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GUY WAS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS. 82 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:48,367 - YES, WE'RE ALL VERY PROUD. BYE. 83 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,467 - HEY, THAT WAS JAMES. 84 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,667 I SHOULD GO SAY HI. - MILES, NO. 85 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,067 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. 86 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:58,067 JAMES HAS THE ABILITY TO SEE GHOSTS. 87 00:03:58,167 --> 00:04:00,467 - YEAH, HE ALSO LIKES WOODWORKING, NINJA MOVIES. 88 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:02,600 IF HE WORE A BOW TIE, HE'D BE A TRIPLE THREAT. 89 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,733 - BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE A GHOST. 90 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:06,900 - AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW. 91 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,400 REMEMBER LAST TIME WE HUNG OUT? 92 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,167 - YEAH, YOU HAD A KARATE MATCH 93 00:04:10,267 --> 00:04:12,067 IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND I GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD. 94 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,733 - BEST DAY EVER. 95 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:18,133 - MILES, IF THE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL FOUND OUT I LIVE WITH GHOSTS, 96 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,733 I'D BE LABELED THE CLASS WEIRDO. 97 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,667 - FINE. 98 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:24,800 - THANK YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 99 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,567 [door bells chime] - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 100 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:31,067 I DESERVE BETTER THAN A STUPID MOP. 101 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:34,667 - DO YOU, SIR? DO YOU? 102 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,833 - MOM, LOUIE AND I FEEL BAD FOR BREAKING YOUR BIRD FOUNTAIN, 103 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,467 SO WE MADE A VIDEO OF OURSELVES APOLOGIZING. 104 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:46,133 - AW, THAT'S SWEET. 105 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:49,667 - BUT THAT WAS BORING, SO WE MADE A RAP VIDEO INSTEAD. 106 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,733 - OH, THAT'S TYPICAL. - CHECK IT OUT. 107 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,733 - * WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY * 108 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,633 * MOM SAYS, "NO, YOU GOT SCHOOL TODAY" * 109 00:04:57,733 --> 00:04:59,400 * YOU GET ON THE BUS, YOU LOOK FOR A SEAT * 110 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,067 * THE ONLY ONE'S NEXT TO A GUY WITH STINKY FEET * 111 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,067 * THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, WHAT CAN I SAY? * 112 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,067 * IT'S CRAZY HARD, CRAZY HARD * 113 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,733 * CRAZY HARD, CRAZY HARD * 114 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:11,900 * IT'S CRAZY HARD BEING A KID TODAY * 115 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:17,067 - THAT WAS FANTASTIC, FRANKIE. 116 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,133 THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ME. 117 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:22,067 - LOUIE POSSESSED ME AND DID ALL THE RAPPING, 118 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,467 BUT THE SWEET MOVES WERE ALL MINE. 119 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:27,333 - WE POSTED IT ONLINE AN HOUR AGO 120 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:31,067 AND ALREADY HAVE 100,000 HITS. 121 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,067 - WHOA. YOU GUYS HAVE GONE VIRAL. 122 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,567 I LOVE THE HIP-HOP NAME, "MCFOUIE." 123 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,933 - THAT'S M.C. FOUIE, MICHELLE. 124 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,067 WE'RE NOT PART OF A HAPPY MEAL. 125 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:41,500 - OH, MY GOSH. 126 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,133 WHAT IF YOU TWO PERFORMED 127 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:44,700 AT THE BAKERY THIS WEEKEND? 128 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,667 M.C. FOUIE'S DEBUT COULD BE THE PERFECT THING 129 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:48,967 TO BRING IN A YOUNGER, HIPPER CROWD... 130 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,767 OR ANY CROWD. 131 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,600 - IT WAS FUN PERFORMING TOGETHER. 132 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,333 - AND WE DO OWE IT TO OUR LOYAL FANS 133 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,933 WHO'VE TAKEN THIS JOURNEY WITH US. 134 00:05:57,067 --> 00:06:00,067 - GREAT. AND IF YOU TWO NEED AN OPENING ACT... 135 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,900 * MY NAME'S MICHELLE, I'M A PASTRY CHEF * 136 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:05,867 * MY APPLE STRUDEL IS THE MOST, MOST DEF * 137 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:08,500 [microphone thuds] OUT. 138 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:13,200 - THAT WAS AWESOME. - TOTALLY. 139 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,867 BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY START WORKING ON THE FLOAT SOON. 140 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:18,800 - SOPHIE, WE GOT THE PAINT OPEN. LET'S PACE OURSELVES. 141 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,200 WANT A DRINK? - LEMONADE SOUNDS GOOD. 142 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,533 - [screams] 143 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:26,500 - TAYLOR, LOOK WHO I RAN INTO! 144 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,067 - A CHAIR? 145 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,967 - NO. 146 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:31,400 MILES! 147 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,567 - HE LIKES TO NAME THE FURNITURE, 148 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,067 WHICH REMINDS ME--BYE! 149 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:38,067 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LEMONADE? - LET IT GO, SOPHIE. 150 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,067 THERE'S A WATER FOUNTAIN AT THE GAS STATION. 151 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:47,133 - CHECK OUT THESE COOL ANIMALS WE WHITTLED. 152 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:49,833 [chuckles] MOO. 153 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:55,067 - JAMES, COULD YOU EXCUSE US? 154 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:57,633 MILES, YOU PROMISED YOU'D STAY AWAY FROM JAMES. 155 00:06:57,733 --> 00:06:59,567 - RELAX. WE HUNG OUT ALL DAY, AND NO ONE FIGURED OUT 156 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,267 I WAS A GHOST... 157 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:04,267 ALTHOUGH WE DID GET SOME WEIRD LOOKS ON THE TANDEM BICYCLE. 158 00:07:04,367 --> 00:07:06,800 - THIS HAS TO END NOW. 159 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,233 - NO WAY. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WHITTLING? 160 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,467 THE MAN'S AN ARTIST. 161 00:07:11,567 --> 00:07:13,633 AND HE'S WAY MORE FUN THAN MOPPY, 162 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,767 WHO, FACE IT, IS JUST A MOP. 163 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:18,833 - AND YOU'RE A MONSTER. 164 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,533 - JAMES, GUESS WHAT. 165 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,167 IN TWO WEEKS, 166 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:27,967 SILENT NINJA FIVE IS COMING TO A THEATER NEAR US. 167 00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:29,233 YOU IN? 168 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,867 - TWO WEEKS? 169 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:33,967 - YEAH. IS THERE A PROBLEM? 170 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,967 - THE THING IS, I MIGHT NOT BE HERE IN TWO WEEKS. 171 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:39,467 MY FAMILY'S MOVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY... 172 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,567 TO NEW MEXICO. 173 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:45,067 - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING EARLIER? 174 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:48,167 - I WAS FOCUSED ON MY SKINNY COW. 175 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,167 - WHY ARE YOU MOVING? 176 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:54,067 - SO YOU KNOW HOW MY PARENTS OWN A BOWLING ALLEY? 177 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:57,367 WELL, THE THING IS... 178 00:07:57,467 --> 00:07:59,167 IT'S HAUNTED BY GHOSTS. 179 00:07:59,267 --> 00:08:01,800 - [laughs] OH, JAMES. 180 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,433 DON'T BE SILLY. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS. 181 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:06,167 - I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE SEEN SOME FREAKY STUFF. 182 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,533 MY PARENTS SAY IT'S HURTING OUR BUSINESS. 183 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:10,467 YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING IS? 184 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:11,833 HAVING EVERYONE AT SCHOOL TEASE YOU 185 00:08:11,933 --> 00:08:14,167 AND CALL YOU THE CLASS WEIRDO. 186 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:15,733 - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 187 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:18,533 SEE WHAT HAPPENS? 188 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:20,233 - THIS ISN'T FAIR. - NO. 189 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,200 - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MOVE. - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 190 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,467 - I WANT TO MEET THIS GHOST. I'M GOING TO YOUR BOWLING ALLEY. 191 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,533 - COME AGAIN? 192 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:29,133 - ARE YOU SURE? GHOSTS CAN BE PRETTY SCARY. 193 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,333 - NOT ALL OF THEM. SOME ARE SNAPPY DRESSERS 194 00:08:31,433 --> 00:08:33,367 AND REALLY GOOD LISTENERS. - WHAT? 195 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:35,167 - OFF WE GO. 196 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:38,833 - IF WE'RE GONNA PERFORM LIVE, 197 00:08:38,933 --> 00:08:40,900 M.C. FOUIE NEEDS ANOTHER HIT SONG. 198 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,067 - WHAT'S THE PEN AND PAPER FOR? 199 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,700 - OH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A BAKERY-THEMED RAP-- 200 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,900 ROLLIN' IN DOUGH. 201 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:50,267 * THROWING SUGAR, THROWING FLOUR * 202 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:51,500 * CINNAMON-- 203 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,167 - AND LET'S TAKE THESE AWAY. 204 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:58,167 YOU LEAVE THE RHYMING TO ME. I'M JUST GONNA FREESTYLE. 205 00:08:58,267 --> 00:09:01,633 AFTER ALL, I AM THE REASON WE WENT VIRAL. 206 00:09:01,733 --> 00:09:03,833 [clicks tongue] - YOU? 207 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:05,833 I'M THE FACE OF M.C. FOUIE, 208 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:08,600 NOT TO MENTION, MY MOVES. 209 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,300 - [chuckles] MOVES? 210 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,233 IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THIS? 211 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:20,367 - I WAS WONDERING WHEN JOHNNY JEALOUS WOULD SHOW UP. 212 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:24,067 - MY NAME IS LOUIE, SO I PRESUME YOU'RE BEING WITTY. 213 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,400 I CAN BE WITTY TOO. 214 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,767 YOU STINK! 215 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:32,833 - SO, READY FOR OPENING NIGHT? 216 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,567 I'VE COVERED THE TOWN IN FLYERS, 217 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,467 POSTERS, AND BOUGHT HALF A BUS-BENCH AD. 218 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:39,067 THANK YOU, MARKETING DEGREE. 219 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,500 - THE GIG'S OFF. 220 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,800 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 221 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,500 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO END MY DRY SPELL. 222 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,500 I BOUGHT A BUS BENCH! I'M ALL-IN! 223 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,333 - SORRY, BUT I REFUSE TO WORK WITH THIS TALENTLESS GOOFBALL. 224 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:50,800 - [scoffs] 225 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:54,133 UM, COULD A TALENTLESS GOOFBALL DO THIS? 226 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:58,467 - WHATEVER YOU JUST DID, I KNOW YOU MESSED IT UP! 227 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:00,667 [clock chimes] 228 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,967 - NO, I DIDN'T. 229 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,333 [clock chimes] 230 00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:07,800 I MEANT TO DO THIS. 231 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,133 - WELL, THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST TANDEM BIKE RIDE EVER. 232 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:19,267 - SO, JAMES, WHAT SORT OF STUFF GOES ON HERE? 233 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,933 'CAUSE THE SCARIEST THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR 234 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:22,600 IS THE COST OF THOSE SHOE RENTALS. 235 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,967 [chuckles] 236 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:27,467 I'M JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD, PEOPLE. 237 00:10:27,567 --> 00:10:30,233 - OH, MAN, LOOK AT THAT. 238 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:35,400 - WHOA. 239 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,933 - I TOLD YOU GUYS. [people screaming] 240 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:46,267 AAH! HE'S BACK! 241 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:47,767 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 242 00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:50,200 - UH, MILES, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TALK TO THIS GUY? 243 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,900 HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT FRIENDLY. 244 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,333 - I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR JAMES. 245 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,600 [bowling ball rolling] 246 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,600 [ball strikes pins] 247 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,867 - YO, SLEEPY HOLLOW, 248 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:04,700 YOU AND I HAVE A PROBLEM. 249 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,067 DAD? - RAY? 250 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,633 - HEY, YOU GUYS SEE ME ROLL THAT STRIKE? 251 00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:11,833 WHOO-HOO! I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT. 252 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,733 - WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO HAUNT A BOWLING ALLEY? 253 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,567 - BECAUSE I'M A GHOST? 254 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:27,100 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS JAMES KID WAS YOUR FRIEND. 255 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,167 - HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 256 00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:30,567 - HEY! 257 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,767 - YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX 258 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:35,067 UNTIL I SEE AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. 259 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,900 PLUS, DAD, JAMES IS SPECIAL. 260 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:39,700 HE DOESN'T JUST SEE FLOATING PINS AND HEADLESS BOWLERS. 261 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,733 HE CAN SEE GHOSTS ALL THE TIME. 262 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:44,133 - REALLY? DID HE SEE MY SHIRT? 263 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:46,267 NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN PULL OFF THIS COLOR. 264 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,767 - DAD! 265 00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:50,500 - YOUR HAUNTING IS RUINING JAMES'S FAMILY BUSINESS. 266 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,600 THEY'RE SHUTTING DOWN AND MOVING AWAY. 267 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,900 - [sighs] I GUESS I CAN HAUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 268 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:57,067 - ALL RIGHT, SO RAY DOESN'T HAUNT THE ALLEY, 269 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,500 MILES NEVER SEES JAMES AGAIN, AND EVERYONE'S HAPPY! 270 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,467 WHO'S UP FOR FROYO? 271 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,067 - UH, NOT SO FAST. 272 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,800 FOR JAMES'S PARENTS TO STOP THE MOVE, 273 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,133 THEY HAVE TO KNOW FOR SURE THE PLACE IS GHOST-FREE. 274 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:08,467 - HMM, 275 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:11,767 WELL, WHAT IF YOU CAME OVER TO THE ALLEY 276 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:15,200 AND PRETENDED TO GHOSTBUST ME OUT OF THERE IN FRONT OF JAMES? 277 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,567 - THAT COULD WORK. 278 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,367 - BUT THEN AFTER THAT, IT'S OVER. 279 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,700 I DON'T WANT PEOPLE GOSSIPING ABOUT ME LIKE THEY DO JAMES. 280 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,967 I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE. 281 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,567 - [sighs] DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. 282 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,800 - [scoffs] - YOUR LIFE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. 283 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,067 - I AGREE. 284 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,567 [snaps fingers] 285 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:33,067 NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT FROYO? 286 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,700 WHOO-HOO! 287 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,233 - YEAH, PERFECTLY NORMAL. 288 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,433 all: M.C. FOUIE! M.C. FOUIE! 289 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:42,833 - YO, YO, YO! 290 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:45,767 ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE SAY, "HEY!" 291 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,667 WELCOME ALL. 292 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,167 UH, I KNOW YOU'RE JAZZED TO SEE M.C. FOUIE, 293 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:54,333 SO SIT BACK, RELAX, MAYBE ORDER A LEMON SQUARE. 294 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:57,133 [chuckles] YOLO, AM I RIGHT? 295 00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:01,733 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 296 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,733 [elevator bell dings] 297 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,433 FRANKIE, I'VE GOT A BAKERY FULL OF PEOPLE 298 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,700 DEMANDING M.C. FOUIE. 299 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,367 HAVE YOU MADE UP WITH LOUIE YET? 300 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:11,333 - SORRY, I'VE BEEN BUSY GIVING BIG GERT A FACE TATTOO. 301 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:14,433 I NEED TO UP HER STREET CRED. 302 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,667 - OH. 303 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,733 WE ARE DISCUSSING THAT LATER. 304 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,400 BUT RIGHT NOW THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 305 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,833 - WHY WOULD I EVER AGREE 306 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,767 TO PERFORM WITH THAT EGOMANIAC AGAIN? 307 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:27,100 - BECAUSE... 308 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:32,200 BECAUSE HE FEELS HORRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 309 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,067 - HE DOES? - DEVASTATED... 310 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,433 WHICH IS WHY HE SENT ME TO TELL YOU HE'S SORRY 311 00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,233 AND WAS COMPLETELY WRONG. 312 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,600 - HE SAID THAT? - MM-HMM. 313 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,433 THOSE WERE HIS EXACT WORDS. 314 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:44,833 AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS 315 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,700 THAT YOU'RE THE ONE PEOPLE CAME TO SEE. 316 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,867 - HMM. 317 00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:51,067 I'M GLAD FRANKIE FINALLY CAME TO HER SENSES 318 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,633 AND APOLOGIZED. 319 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,533 - SHE SAID SHE JUST WANTS TO PERFORM WITH YOU TONIGHT 320 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,867 AND NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN. 321 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,667 SHE STRESSED THE "NEVER TALKING ABOUT IT" PART. 322 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,167 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 323 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:04,067 - WELL, IF FRANKIE'S BIG ENOUGH TO ADMIT 324 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:07,500 I'M THE CREATIVE GENIUS, WHO AM I TO ARGUE? 325 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,733 - MM! YEAH, BOY-EE! 326 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,067 M.C. FOUIE IN DA HIZZ-OUSE! 327 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,067 - MICHELLE, DON'T. JUST DON'T. 328 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,433 - GUYS, I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 329 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,067 THIS GHOST IS PRETTY HARD-CORE. 330 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,767 - YEAH, WELL, SO ARE WE. 331 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:34,933 - YOU'RE IN CAPABLE HANDS, MY FRIEND. 332 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:38,200 [leaf blower roars] 333 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,633 OOH, DID I GET YOU? 334 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,067 [ghostly whooshing] 335 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,733 - THERE HE IS! 336 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:49,100 I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM WITH HIS HEAD ON BEFORE. 337 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,467 HE'S HIDEOUS! 338 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,867 LOOK AT THAT GRUESOME GOATEE! 339 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,900 - REALLY? HOW ABOUT IF I TAKE THIS BOWLING BALL AND-- 340 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,200 - OKAY. 341 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,333 LET'S REMEMBER TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT WE SAY 342 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,100 IN FRONT OF THE GHOST. 343 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,467 - STAND BACK, JAMES. 344 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,533 IT'S TIME FOR THE PROS TO TAKE OVER. 345 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,533 [electricity crackling] 346 00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:07,700 - YOU THERE! 347 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,100 - [roars] - AAH! 348 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,667 - THIS IS MY ALLEY, 349 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:14,767 AND I WILL ROAM THESE LANES FOREVER 350 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,733 WITH MY INCREDIBLE HAUNTS 351 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,933 AND MY UNIVERSALLY LIKED GOATEE! 352 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,267 - SILENCE, GHOST! 353 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:25,300 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FACIAL HAIR! 354 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,700 - I'LL STOP HIM WITH MY THING 355 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,067 THAT'S LABELED "LEAF BLOWER" BUT ISN'T. 356 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,400 [leaf blower whirring] - OH, NO! 357 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,733 THIS STEADY BREEZE 358 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,400 IS WEAKENING MY GHOST POWERS! 359 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,833 - YES, IT'S WORKING! 360 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:43,400 - OKAY, YOU! IT'S GAME OVER! 361 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,533 - AAH! OH, NO! 362 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,633 - YOU DID IT! THANKS, YOU GUYS! 363 00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,233 I HAVE TO TELL MY PARENTS. 364 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:55,133 NOW THAT THE GHOST IS GONE, WE CAN STAY IN NEW ORLEANS! 365 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,400 - HOW COOL WAS THAT? 366 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,867 - THE ENERGY BALL. 367 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,767 NICE TOUCH, RIGHT? - YEAH. 368 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:07,700 - I GOT TO SAY, AS PHONY GHOSTBUSTERS, WE'RE NOT BAD. 369 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,133 - NICE WORK, DAD. JAMES DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING. 370 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:13,133 [trash clatters] 371 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,533 - I THINK HE DOES NOW. 372 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,567 - THAT WAS ALL A TRICK? 373 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,067 - JAMES, WAIT-- - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MILES. 374 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,500 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! 375 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,333 AND THEN YOU GET YOUR DAD TO PRETEND TO BE A GHOST 376 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,067 FOR SOME PRACTICAL JOKE? 377 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:30,267 WE WHITTLED TOGETHER, MAN. 378 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:31,300 - JAMES-- - YOU KNOW WHAT? 379 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,967 I'M GLAD WE'RE MOVING. 380 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:37,567 WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU, WHY WOULD I WANT TO STAY? 381 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:41,300 all: M.C. FOUIE! M.C. FOUIE! 382 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,867 - OKAY, HAVE FUN. 383 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:45,067 AND REMEMBER THE "NO TALKING" PART. 384 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,667 THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 385 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,767 - WELL, I'M GLAD WE FINALLY SEE EYE TO EYE 386 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,433 ON WHO THE REAL TALENT IS. 387 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:54,467 - YEAH, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, BUT, UH, NO HARD FEELINGS. 388 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:55,900 - AH, NONE TAKEN. 389 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:59,267 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, M.C. FOUIE! 390 00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:02,967 [cheers and applause] 391 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,600 - HELLO, NEW ORLEANS! 392 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,233 [cheers and applause] 393 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,500 I'VE GOT A SPECIAL SURPRISE-- 394 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:17,067 A NEW SONG I WROTE CALLED ROLLIN' IN DOUGH! 395 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,867 - NO, I TOLD YOU I WASN'T DOING THAT LAME SONG. 396 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,067 - BUT YOU ADMITTED I WAS THE STAR. 397 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,500 LET ME SHINE, PLEASE. 398 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,433 - I'D NEVER ADMIT THAT, YOU TALENTLESS WANNABE! 399 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:30,467 - [chuckles] WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO TALKING? 400 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:33,467 ALL-IN! BUS BENCH! 401 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:36,567 ONCE AGAIN, M.C. FOUIE. 402 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,833 [cheers and applause] - THAT'S IT. 403 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,167 I'M FREESTYLING, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! 404 00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:44,300 AAH! 405 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,467 - I'LL SHOW YOU FREESTYLING. 406 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,633 [hip-hop music playing] 407 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,367 * NOW, LISTEN, EVERYBODY 408 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,633 * M.C. FRANKIE'S MY NAME 409 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:52,067 * LOUIE'S JUST A POSER 410 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,433 * AND HE'S REALLY, REALLY LAME * 411 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:54,767 * LAME! 412 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,067 all: OH! 413 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,267 - * LAME! 414 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,400 all: OH! 415 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,467 - OH, IT'S ON NOW! 416 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:02,700 AAH! 417 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,200 - [grunts] 418 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,900 - * MY NAME IS FRANKIE, AND I POOP IN MY PANTS * 419 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:13,100 * NOW EVERYBODY DO THE FRANKIE DOO-DOO DANCE * 420 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,500 * 421 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,933 - UH... * EVERYBODY NOW 422 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:22,800 * EVERYBODY DO THE FRANKIE DOO-DOO DANCE * 423 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,067 [crowd booing] 424 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,500 - HERE COMES THE PAIN. 425 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,133 - QUIT IT, LOUIE. OH, THAT'S IT. 426 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:33,067 GET OUT OF ME! 427 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,133 [crowd booing] - WAIT, W-WAIT! DON'T GO YET! 428 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:38,700 Y-YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE NOTORIOUS M.O.M.! 429 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,867 * MY NAME'S MICHELLE, AND I'M A PASTRY CHEF * 430 00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:45,667 * MY APPLE STRUDEL IS THE MOST-- * 431 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,833 THROWING THINGS IS VERY WACK, PEOPLE. 432 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,900 - HEY, BUDDY. I BOUGHT YOU SOME WOOD. 433 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,100 YOU WANT TO WHITTLE? 434 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,967 OKAY. 435 00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:04,433 LOOK, MILES, I KNOW IT STINKS, BUT IT'S FOR THE BEST. 436 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:07,700 YOU AND JAMES BEING FRIENDS WAS NEVER GOING TO WORK OUT. 437 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,200 - HELLO, MEAN PEOPLE. - JAMES! 438 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:14,633 - YOU DROPPED A PIECE OF YOUR FAKE GHOSTBUSTING JUNK. 439 00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:18,400 - I WISH I COULD EXPLAIN... 440 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,900 BUT I CAN'T. 441 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,800 - WE'RE REALLY SORRY. - SAVE IT, TAYLOR. 442 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,767 YOU DON'T GET IT. YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY. 443 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,333 I DON'T. 444 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:31,067 MY WHOLE LIFE PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD, AND... 445 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,067 MAYBE I AM. 446 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,167 BUT I THOUGHT MILES WAS DIFFERENT. 447 00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:38,300 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 448 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,067 - JAMES, WAIT. 449 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,133 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. 450 00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,433 I HAVE A SECRET TOO. 451 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:47,067 THE TRUTH IS... 452 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,200 I... 453 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,733 I HAVE 12 TOES. 454 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:54,567 - THANKS FOR SHARING. 455 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,800 - NO, WAIT. 456 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,600 WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS... 457 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:03,467 I LIVE WITH GO...PHERS. 458 00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:06,033 - BYE, TAYLOR. 459 00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:10,733 - I LIVE WITH GHOSTS! 460 00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:13,833 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? - UH, NOTHING! 461 00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,733 SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. SHE WAS JUST-- 462 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,233 - MILES IS A GHOST. - GAH! 463 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,967 - HEY. - AAH! 464 00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:22,900 - OH, HELLO. UH, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WALK THROUGH THAT WALL. 465 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,333 YOU THOUGHT YOU DID, BUT YOU DIDN'T. 466 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,000 - AAH! 467 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,200 - HIM TOO. 468 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,900 - JAMES, YOU HAVE A GIFT. NOT EVERYBODY CAN SEE US. 469 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,667 YOU'RE NOT WEIRD. YOU'RE UNIQUE. 470 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:41,000 - THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN. 471 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:44,133 - THE POINT IS, MY DAD WILL NEVER HAUNT YOUR ALLEY AGAIN, 472 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,133 SO MAYBE YOU CAN STAY? 473 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:51,200 AND ALSO, MAYBE TRY AND BE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST? 474 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,033 - HECK, YEAH, BUDDY. UP TOP. 475 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,467 - OW! 476 00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:59,033 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 477 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,833 LISTEN, JAMES, CAN WE TRUST YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING? 478 00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,800 - ABOUT YOUR TOES? - NO. 479 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,167 - ABOUT THE GOPHERS? - THE GHOSTS. 480 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:09,100 - DON'T WORRY, TAYLOR. YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 481 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,067 MILES, WE ON FOR SILENT NINJA FIVE? 482 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,733 - ABSOLUTELY. 483 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:18,233 WOW. THANKS, TAYLOR. 484 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,900 THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME. 485 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:23,500 - COULDN'T HAVE YOU LOSE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 486 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,467 - SECOND-BEST FRIEND. 487 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,067 - REALLY? I'M OUT OF THE PENALTY BOX? 488 00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:33,967 - [clicks tongue] - NICE! 489 00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:37,733 YOU'D THINK I'D KNOW BETTER BY NOW. 490 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,767 [indistinct chatter] 491 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,067 [both laughing] 492 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,767 - GLAD TO SEE YOU TWO ARE BACK ON LAUGHING TERMS. 493 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:49,467 - WOW, MOM. THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY CROWDED. 494 00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,967 - I GUESS YOUR BIRD FOUNTAIN WORKED OUT AFTER ALL. 495 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,267 - I TOLD YOU IT WOULD. 496 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:56,100 IT'S HISTORICAL, IT'S TASTEFUL, 497 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,733 AND I FILLED THE SUCKER WITH CHOCOLATE. 498 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,633 - SO HOW'D YOU GLUE THE HEAD BACK ON? 499 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:01,500 - GLUE? 500 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,467 [clang] - AAH! 501 00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:07,167 [screaming] 502 00:22:07,267 --> 00:22:10,167 [both laughing] 35265

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