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I don't know why you speak to him.
You know he insults me.
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Ask him what he does in the bedroom
with them binoculars!
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Got so as I daren't wear a blouse!
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Don't you turn your back on me!
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- He leered at me!
- He's entitled to leer!
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You'll let a man leer at your wife?!
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I just marvel
at the quirkiness of his taste!
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But tha's got used to her, Wally.
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Familiarity breeds contempt.
To me she's a thing of mystery.
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An unknown quantity. A strange...
Strange? Funny you should say that!
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- Tell me what you're plotting.
- We didn't want to bother you.
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I'll be back when you're not busy.
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I'M not doing anything! Well, you
keep poking Wally with that brush!
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Tell her. You tell her.
Somebody had better tell her!
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That whiter than white washing
that tha's just taken off the line.
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What about it? Where is it?
Inside. Tha's ironed it yet?
What's it to you?!
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- Just answer him!
- No, not yet.
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Thank the Lord for that!
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I've his dinner to get and my
windows are all steamed up. What are
YOU worried about? ..Back 'ere, you!
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Tell her, why don't you?!
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Nora...!
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Nora...
when tha' does tha' ironing
and puts tha' hand in the basket,
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if it comes out with
a small garment trimmed with fur,
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look at it before you iron it. Why?
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One of my ferrets
was heading this way!
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What...? What on earth...?!
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Now, you get up...! That man! Halt!
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Can you understand any adult human
being rushing about like that?
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Yes! Well, I'm...
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Go on, you lazy lot!
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Go on! Get out of 'ere!
And keep out!
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You're worse than school-kids!
Make me tired!
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Ahem.
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Ahem!
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..A paper napkin.
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What? One of your softest
paper napkins, please.
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Three teas between you
and you want a napkin?!
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Just a paper napkin.
With egg and chips you get one.
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You've got an inflexible system
for issuing napkins?!
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A business needs good stock control.
Other places put them in a glass on
the table! You just pick one out!
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YOU should've picked TWO out
and brought one with you!
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Funny things, feet.
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If they were turned
the other way round, we'd be able
to stand much closer to walls.
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It's me toecap. Some idiot stood
all over it. Tha' nearly put tha'
knee in me groin! Soldier's reflex.
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OK, tha' nearly put tha' knee in
me soldier's reflex. You should...
Oh, sit down!
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The fact that feet are not turned
the other way round suggests
that the evolutionary plan...
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The what? The divine plan...
The divine plan!
HE won't know what you're on about!
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He picks up things in his own way.
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That's what worried that
store detective in Woolworth's!
It FELL into me pocket!
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I knocked it off with me elbow!
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You're always knocking things off!
Will you please keep quiet!
Wriggling out of it?
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Shut tha' cake hole!
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The implications of feet
in the evolutionary pattern...
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Ready when you are, Norm.
Look, drink your tea. Hm?
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..OK.
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Ready when you are.
I've forgotten.
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The divine plan. Oh, yes!
Thank you. Well, look.
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From the position of our feet, it
is clear that Nature never intended
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that we should fit snugly
against smooth, flat surfaces.
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And yet the rectangle is all
we ever get from the planners.
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Now, when future archaeologists dig
out the remains of our buildings,
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they'll think that all inhabitants
were composed of right angles.
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Yeah...
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Ready when you are, Norm.
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..You know, personally,
I find the modern bed too short.
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Never tried shortening your legs?
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Look, all I'm getting is
antagonism - first Nora, then him
behind the counter, and now him!
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There's none of the comradeship
of army life. What?
The brotherhood of sharing danger.
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We could share a beefburger.
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Comradeship in the army? Yes.
Gerroff! They'd steal the spit
off your boots!
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Listen to him!
The Huddersfield Raffles!
Comradeship, my RSM!
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What happens when two armies meet?
They knock hell out of each other!
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Walls come to an end, but...
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how do you stop the beefburger?
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D'you realise that there are
generations growing up who think
that meat really tastes like that?
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Well, at least you get a napkin!
He won't part with a paper napkin!
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With egg and chips you get a napkin.
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I USED to put them out. Four clean,
white, paper napkins in a glass.
What happened?
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People started using them.
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Wiping things up with them and
scrunching them into little balls.
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Must live like pigs, some folk.
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Nah... there's no class.
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Oh, close your mouth!
How can you when you yawn?
You needn't open it THAT wide.
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If this was a battlefield, they'd
have two men and a gun in there!
I couldn't sleep last night. Oh?
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Had a few people in. YOU did?!
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Like who? Like three policemen.
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They had this idea
I'd been out poaching.
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When you blink, can you see
little bobbles in your eye?
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Oh, all right! There's not much
you can do with them, anyway.
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When I blink, I see them policemen.
Serves you right!
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He had more meat on his notebook
than I had on me pheasant!
..Pardon?
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Don't upset the woman!
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I'm looking for Wally.
See if he's found my ferret.
"Greater love hath no man..."
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Why don't you keep the damn things
under control?! They're wild
killers! Not like your guinea-pigs!
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Must be about the only thing
that's never gone up.
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What is? The guinea-pig.
Wally! Come on!
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And politicians want
to get rid of everything British.
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Even the word "guinea"
has to become "105p".
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Wally! Hey-up! Wally!
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What kind of a name is "105p"?
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Sounds like a geriatric malfunction.
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Come away from there!
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You're making more noise
through that letter box...!
I were only whispering!
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Whispering? I've heard
quieter bayonet charges!
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Quieter bayonet charges?! When's
HE ever heard a bayonet charge?
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Sat in t'Corporal's side-rider?
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I can just see his lot - advancing
through the smoke of battle,
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the sunlight glinting
off the end of their pen-nibs!
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Look at him flapping his arms
for a vertical take-off!
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It's essential to take advantage
of every bit of natural cover.
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You're getting as daft as him!
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Don't you show your face again!
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The woman is totally unreasonable!
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Ah, but so sexy!
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You mean there's something about an
evil temper, wrinkled stockings and
hair curlers that you can't resist?
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Oh, there is! There is!
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Well, she certainly made
an impression on Foggy!
She's totally unreasonable!
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AND while he was making use
of every bit of "natural cover"!
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You might've warned me
she was behind me.
You were my mobile rear-guard.
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We WERE mobile, Foggy. You can't
fault us on mobility. Well, that
kind of behaviour is VERY civilian.
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I suppose it's living next-door
all these years.
I've got used to her little moods.
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From nasty to atrocious!
That's a photo of Nora Batty?! Aye!
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She didn't want her photo took.
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I think she's shy.
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Yes, the Waffen SS
were very similar!
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Dost tha' think I'm in love?
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At our age, the most you're likely
to be in is a draught! This is very
improper - the woman IS married!
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Only to Wally!
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That's not like having a husband.
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It's like keeping a lame whippet!
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I mean, she feeds him regularly,
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but she knows
she won't win anything with him.
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I hope HE were faster
getting to my ferret than SHE were!
Agreed. Much as I admire Nora,
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I couldn't trust her with
the welfare of my ferret! It's the
stuff of classical romance, eh?
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It's moving to see you torn between
passion and animal husbandry.
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Passion?! Passion for Nora Batty?!
Why not?!
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Well, to be blunt,
because she's ugly.
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True... But what else?
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Isn't that enough? Hardly, Foggy.
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Most women are ugly. Are they?
Of course.
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That shows you how much notice
HE takes! The big fairy!
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A life dedicated to the martial
arts requires certain sacrifices.
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It's like a call to the cloister.
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More like an oyster,
clamming shut when a woman appears!
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Yes, a military man must forgo the
pleasures of the domestic hearth.
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Quite often a MARRIED man must
forgo those pleasures too! In fact,
marriage can be the quickest way!
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Now what are you up to? Ssh!
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Sometimes when she leaves Wally
alone, me and him can get in touch.
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The old wall telephone on the ear,
you see? That part on the ear,
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this part on the wall, like so.
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Are you getting enough?
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I see the inflated prices
paid for the French Impressionists
are going down.
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I should think so.
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Funny how the visual arts reflect
the cultural changes
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much more clearly than the writing
on the local urinal walls.
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Not much change since I was there
in short trousers.
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When I was painting regimental
badges on regimental doors,
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I never felt a need
to be innovative or revolutionary.
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Tradition is everything on army
doors, rather like icon painting.
Byzantine...
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Mmm, very interesting.
Of course, I can read the walls
higher up these days,
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but it hardly seems worth
growing up for.
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One's work improved, of course,
but always within the tradition.
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I was greatly influenced
by acting Sergeant Paignton Moffat,
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a man very demanding in respect
of his curly hues. Overdo it by so
much as an extra trefoil or crocket
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and his sensitivity was such
that he'd whop you up the crutch
with a 3-foot ruler!
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Suppose he's not there. He must be.
She keeps him on a very tight rein.
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Why are you tapping down there?
I've reached him here before.
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What was he doing down there?
I don't know. You didn't ask?
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If he wants to come down here,
that's his affair!
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That's Wally.
By George, he's down there again!
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How do you know it's Wally? Who
else would be tapping down here?
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The Count of Monte Cristo?
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If I give him three long
and two short, like this...
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that means I want to see him
and he'll nip round
once he finishes what he's doing.
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That's Wally!
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What IS he doing? Finding my ferret
to bring it round.
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Bring it round?
Oh, an unconscious ferret!
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Hello, Wally.
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Perhaps... he can throw... his tap.
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..Pardon?
Some people can throw their voices.
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Perhaps he can throw his tap. He
knocks at the window and it sounds
like it's coming from the pantry!
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..Oh! Now where's he gone?
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Just checking on HER.
He'll be back here in a minute.
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I'm surprised she misses him at all
if he spends his life on the floor!
Why on the floor?! My point exactly.
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Well, that's where the tapping
came from, isn't...?
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Can't he stop screaming? Screaming?!
Keep quiet, she'll hear you!
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Very excitable, isn't he?
Excitable?! Has tha' got me ferret?
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I'M not excitable! Excitable?!
He's off again! I've got nerves
like Sheffield steel!
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I always get lost in Sheffield.
Promises!
Nerves like steel?!
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Screaming when a bloke comes up
behind him?! Come on, we've all done
that, queuing for foreign films!
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You should never creep up behind
a soldier. Ssh, I can hear her!
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Had I had a weapon, I daren't
think of the consequences!
Talking of anxious moments,
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remember Thoroughgood from Oswald
Street? Nearly went demented before
they cut him out of that zip fly!
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And that wasn't a scream.
It was the trained fighter's
instinctive battle-cry!
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There were several volunteers but
he wouldn't let a stranger near him.
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The bayonet charge is accompanied
by a kind of "AAAAH, AAAAH!" AAAAH!
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Even in the depths of his agony, he
insisted they send for a workmate
who was working at the time.
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It sounds quiet,
but I'd better not stop.
Hey, just a minute... Where is she?
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Baking! Me ferret!
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Why should she be baking
your ferret?
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Wally, WHERE is me ferret?!
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Upstairs. What is it doing upstairs?
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I daren't flaming think!
Why d'you let it go up there?
That's a free, wild spirit, that!
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It's not what I'd call obedient!
It's more like stupid!
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Yes, I'd expect his livestock to be
in an untrained, unruly condition.
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Conkers! Ah, le conker!
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I congratulate you, monsieur,
on the condition of your conker!
Don't encourage him! Listen...
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I think you've made a muck-up
of looking after my ferret!
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No, the missis made me flush it!
She's flushed it...?! No, no!
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From out of the clothes basket!
Ever tried flushing a ferret from
a pair of WX flannelette knickers?!
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It can be nasty in all that elastic!
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Wally, you've done all you could.
Rubbish! But YOU let her get loose!
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No man who is sober should ever
tango with WX flannelette knickers!
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00:22:17,556 --> 00:22:23,995
It shot up one of the legs
like smoke from a musket,
straight upstairs!
215
00:22:23,996 --> 00:22:30,755
Right, we're going upstairs!
What? I daren't go upstairs
in the daytime!
216
00:22:30,756 --> 00:22:37,675
Ooh, she'd think that were very
sinister. What excuse could I give?
217
00:22:37,676 --> 00:22:45,215
Couldn't you go for a lie-down?
Lie down?! If I'm standing up,
I daren't stop moving!
218
00:22:45,216 --> 00:22:49,196
Listen,
I'll have to be getting back.
219
00:22:50,216 --> 00:22:53,176
How am I going to get my ferret?!
220
00:23:03,996 --> 00:23:08,775
Come back, that man!
I'm only going to peep.
221
00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:13,735
Oh, le peep! I congratuate you,
monsieur, on your peep!
222
00:23:13,736 --> 00:23:15,715
Peep-peep!
223
00:23:15,716 --> 00:23:19,596
Look, we have to wait
for Wally's signal.
224
00:23:36,836 --> 00:23:41,955
Oh, eh, I... They've done that
very well considering the, eh...
225
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:48,155
If you, eh, could get the lads to,
eh, chip it, chip it out with a...
226
00:23:48,156 --> 00:23:53,315
and then mix some, eh, you know...
in a bucket and, eh...
227
00:23:53,316 --> 00:23:58,395
You can't say you came for your
ferret until you get his signal.
228
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:05,775
We can't just stand looking
suspicious. We need a cover story
to explain our being here.
229
00:24:05,776 --> 00:24:09,455
Some simple rules, just in case.
230
00:24:09,456 --> 00:24:12,335
We're waiting for somebody?
231
00:24:12,336 --> 00:24:20,235
Then why wouldn't we wait in
your house? No. It has to be simple
but plausible. Like your Ernie.
232
00:24:20,236 --> 00:24:23,615
Oh! I've got it!
233
00:24:23,616 --> 00:24:29,056
It'll be the first time for years!
We're LOOKING for something.
234
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:35,475
Aye... my FERRET!
Has tha' just woken up?!
235
00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:38,675
No, no. Something ELSE.
236
00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:43,136
Could be inner peace
and things of the spirit.
237
00:24:44,176 --> 00:24:46,835
..Sorry.
238
00:24:46,836 --> 00:24:53,855
If we just stand here,
it looks suspicious. But if we
look for something on the ground...
239
00:24:53,856 --> 00:24:58,355
On the ground? Yes.
The situation will explain itself.
240
00:24:58,356 --> 00:25:02,576
People will pass on by
without a second glance!
241
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:07,056
Well, come on, then. Join in.
242
00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:15,615
We've got to have the same story.
She's got to be something small
and difficult to find.
243
00:25:15,616 --> 00:25:18,375
Like your first mortgage.
244
00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:21,215
I know! A contact lens.
245
00:25:21,216 --> 00:25:25,355
I've lost a contact lens.
Very tiny.
246
00:25:25,356 --> 00:25:33,356
I mean, you can't go marching
about flat-footed. They won't bear
treading on. You've got to tiptoe.
247
00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:07,976
Right, she's in the kitchen.
248
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:12,555
What are you looking for?
249
00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:15,136
Nowt.
250
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:19,175
It's... it's a contact lens.
251
00:26:19,176 --> 00:26:25,336
Be careful how you tread because
they're very fragile, very small.
252
00:26:27,356 --> 00:26:34,235
Don't you start, tha' dozy begger!
You're supposed to be letting me in
for me ferret!
253
00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:39,136
No! We've got to give him a hand
to find his contact lens!
254
00:28:00,176 --> 00:28:03,076
How'do, Charlie?
255
00:28:04,636 --> 00:28:08,655
That wasn't their Charlie.
That was their Eric.
256
00:28:08,656 --> 00:28:11,456
There's not much to go by.
257
00:28:12,496 --> 00:28:15,595
Their Eric's got thicker ankles.
258
00:28:15,596 --> 00:28:18,356
You just made that up.
259
00:28:24,696 --> 00:28:27,375
Here, wait a minute...
260
00:28:27,376 --> 00:28:30,256
Don't they live in the next street?
261
00:28:33,076 --> 00:28:36,556
Oh, eh... Ahem...
262
00:28:41,736 --> 00:28:44,776
Well, I knew it weren't their Eric!
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