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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:06,172 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,844 - Something happened with me and Taylor. 3 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,262 - What? 4 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,808 - [chuckles] 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,309 Is the sky blue? 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,602 - * Ba-ba-do * 7 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:21,354 - If y'all hooked up, would you tell me? 8 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,565 - Define hooked up. 9 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,191 - I don't know. 10 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,235 I still haven't reconciled that. 11 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,070 I still don't know what to say about that. 12 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:32,157 - This is what happens when you muddy the ----ing waters. 13 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,160 It will rear its ugly head at some point. 14 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,203 - I know how Charleston is. 15 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,205 I mean, you know, rumor mill, 16 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,125 spreads like wildfire, right? 17 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,210 - Did y'all ever hook up or anything? 18 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,046 - Never hooked up. Never anything. 19 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,547 I swear on my life. 20 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,008 Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,344 * * 22 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,055 - Believe everything that you read online all the time. 23 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,473 - * Ba-ba-dee-dee * 24 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,392 - She's getting a little reputation around here, 25 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,895 and then there's the nude photograph she sent you. 26 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,480 - I don't know what you're talking about. 27 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,106 - We're not talking about that. 28 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:09,819 - Between the two of y'all, the lies, it's un-----ing-real. 29 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,404 - She's so ----ing stupid. 30 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,490 - You can't allow yourself to stoop to her level. 31 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,742 - Did you (BLEEP) Taylor or not? 32 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,494 - Madison. 33 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:20,330 - You told me, listen, shove my apology up my ----ing ass. 34 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,415 - If y'all had just been honest from the start-- 35 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,958 - Facts! It's not what happened! 36 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,794 - Let her go to ----ing Taylor. You just talked to Austen. 37 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:29,381 - Shut the (BLEEP) up for once. - You are a sloppy mess. 38 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,300 And you always have been. - I will rip your ass apart. 39 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,429 - [sighs] So I wonder what's going to happen 40 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,224 when this ----ing spills, you know? 41 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,810 - * Mm-hmm * 42 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,856 [upbeat music] 43 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:50,944 * * 44 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:53,446 [tool whirring] 45 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,368 - Yeah, but it's exciting, because every time 46 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,828 we go down the stairs, there's something new. 47 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,372 - It's just, like, not the morning lullaby 48 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,833 I love waking up to. [tool whirring] 49 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,088 - Well, your tenant is out here picking up dog poop. 50 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,673 I don't know what to do with it. 51 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,841 I mean, how-- 52 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,217 There's so much of it. 53 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,970 I thought yard people handle this. 54 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:23,852 * * 55 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,731 - Perfect. 56 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,859 * * 57 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,527 - [chuckles] 58 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:36,031 This is why I need a lid on every single thing I drink. 59 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,574 - Hey, you. [smooches] 60 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:38,908 All right. 61 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,369 God damn it. 62 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,080 - Sorry about that. - It's okay. 63 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,375 All in a day's work. 64 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,294 - [sniffles] My nose keeps running. 65 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,921 [grunts, sniffles] 66 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,841 [sighs, blows nose] 67 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,177 * * 68 00:02:57,218 --> 00:03:00,138 - I know you don't like wearing clothes, but you're so cute. 69 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,598 Ready? 70 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,850 [camera shutter clicks, whirs] 71 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,519 Your ears perked up after I took the photo, Charles. 72 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,856 - Penny... [smooches] Come get your food. 73 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,191 Sit. 74 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,694 Good girl. [laughs] 75 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,405 Don't run away with that. Eat your food. 76 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:24,412 * * 77 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,003 - My God... 78 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:36,675 [laughing] These new stairs are so much nicer than they were. 79 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,385 [sighs] 80 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,970 Hey, Paige, do you want iced coffee? 81 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,890 - Yeah. Regular milk. 82 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,892 I think me and you are the only people in the world 83 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,894 that still drink milk from a cow. 84 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:48,978 - I love milk. 85 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,355 - I know. So do I. 86 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,357 [tool whirring] 87 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,150 - But whatever. 88 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,695 - Let's go outside. - Okay. 89 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,446 When me and Paige first started to date, 90 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,365 the house was still in shambles. 91 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,283 - I feel like there's a time where we're 92 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,827 going to be like, remember when we... 93 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:04,911 - Yeah. 94 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,830 - Had the kitchen in the living room? 95 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,081 [tool whirring] 96 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,749 - I think this house is finally to the level 97 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,543 where I can start to look at the future 98 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,962 and the future of me and Paige's relationship. 99 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,755 [tool whirring] 100 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,090 - Wow. 101 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,552 * * 102 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,762 - Oh, my God, this is so awesome. 103 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,806 - This is crazy. - Baby, this is sick. 104 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,391 - It looks so big. 105 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,436 - The sun shelf is my favorite part so far. 106 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,271 Like, that's for kids and stuff, right? 107 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,815 - That's for tanning. 108 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,359 - Are you ever going to get in the hot tub with me? 109 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,612 - I don't like hot tubs. They breed bacteria. 110 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,991 - But it's ourhot tub. 111 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,494 - I'm susceptible to urinary tract infections. 112 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:51,499 - Okay, so outdoor furniture, we do need to talk about. 113 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,877 - Okay, I think it should be black and white. 114 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,045 - What? 115 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,630 - I want it to be like Palm Beach, Miami. 116 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,050 - What about, like, purple for the Ravens? 117 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,926 - I'll move out. 118 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,511 * * 119 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,096 [motor starts] 120 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,265 Craig, let's go in here. 121 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,850 - Yeah. 122 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:12,395 * * 123 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,855 Are we going to sit? 124 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,524 - Yeah, I'm going to sit in our new chairs. 125 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,984 - Do you love it? 126 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,361 - Look, I even match it. 127 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,529 - I came home the other night, 128 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,698 and it, like, really feels like a home... 129 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,908 - Yeah. 130 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,659 - For the first time since I've lived here. 131 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,536 So I'm glad you're a part of it, 132 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,372 'cause I want you to be comfortable down here, 133 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,998 'cause, obviously-- 134 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,334 I figured out a way to work from New York, which was good, 135 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,711 and that's what I kind of want to see from you down here. 136 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,962 - Yeah, but, like, two weeks ago, 137 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,464 I was here for, like, two full weeks. 138 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,008 - I mean, we've never really spent that much time apart. 139 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,219 We've always been, like, four or five days at the most. 140 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:48,431 So being away from each other for, like, three days now 141 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,974 feels like a lot. 142 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,018 - Yeah, but you can't just, like, plant, like, okay, 143 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,772 and now you'll be in Charleston forever. 144 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,651 - [sighs] Paige and I are in a tough spot. 145 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,820 - I will be changing my whole life. 146 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,613 I have no friends in Charleston. 147 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,948 I don't know anyone. 148 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:06,700 [voice breaking] My family is in New York. 149 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,576 I don't want to leave my mom. [cries] 150 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,830 * * 151 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,666 - But, you know, we've been dating for over a year, 152 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,084 and we're kind of in the same spot, 153 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,129 so it's getting a little frustrating. 154 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,632 - So Madison's party-- I told her I can't go. 155 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,884 [dramatic music] 156 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,886 - So when are you coming back? 157 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,389 - Not till Saturday, but then I'm only here-- 158 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,974 - What do you mean not till Saturday? 159 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,225 - I have a job. 160 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,269 - This would be the longest we've been apart 161 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,645 in a long time, then. 162 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,690 Like, I can't fly to meet you that much. 163 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,026 - I don't need-- Yeah, I don't. 164 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,236 - What do you mean? You don't want me to meet you? 165 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,196 - [laughing] I didn't ask you. 166 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:53,747 * * 167 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,844 - Wow, they're really going for it. 168 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,263 [toy guns firing] - [laughs] 169 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:17,103 * * 170 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,773 - You haven't hit me yet. 171 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,067 - Get him! Aah! [laughter] 172 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,652 Listen, I mean, I've been a single mom for seven years, 173 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,739 so to see Hudson and Brett play together 174 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,907 means the world to me. 175 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,909 I mean, before Brett, 176 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,495 I hadn't brought any guys around Hudson. 177 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,375 Well, Austen, you know, was around Hudson 178 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,670 here and there, of course, but nothing serious. 179 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,172 - What kind of dating advice does Hudson give you? 180 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,676 - Well, he's not--he doesn't really like Austen that much. 181 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,095 Austen only tried to play house when filming was 182 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,263 about to start, and he only offered to help me 183 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,932 when we were doing all this. 184 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,934 And that is the God honest truth. 185 00:07:55,975 --> 00:08:00,105 When Hudson met Brett, it was complete night and day. 186 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,441 I mean, Brett is just a family guy. 187 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,902 - Ha! You're wetting my shirt. 188 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,614 - This is the first time that my son has had this family. 189 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,491 You know, like his dad is very involved, 190 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:15,578 but to have us all in the house and be together in that unit, 191 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,664 I think he really does love that. 192 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,499 [toy guns firing, laughter] 193 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,126 - All right, let's go inside. 194 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,419 [toy gun fires] 195 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,170 [chuckles] Do you have more of these to fill up? 196 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,088 - Yeah. 197 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,632 - So we can have a lot more wars. 198 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,592 [toy gun fires] 199 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,469 [laughs] Got ya. 200 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,096 - Wow. Who won? 201 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,431 - Me. 202 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,682 - Oh, you did? - Yeah, I did. 203 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,350 - You ran out of ammo. 204 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,978 - Yeah, 'cause Hudson wouldn't let off the trigger. 205 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:44,941 Brett and I got married in Mexico in November of 2022. 206 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,819 Hudson was holding my veil and the rings. 207 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,654 No bridesmaids or anything like that. 208 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,364 It was just him and Brett. 209 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:55,452 It took everything in me to just not start bawling crying. 210 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,954 Are you ready for the party? 211 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,165 - Yeah, I think it will be fun. 212 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,750 - It's going to be great. 213 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,793 We had a really small wedding-- 214 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,379 just Brett's whole family and my family. 215 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:09,466 So we wanted to have a party just so I could celebrate 216 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,967 with friends in Charleston. 217 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,680 You don't eat like that in public, do you? 218 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,432 - Why don't you sit down? 219 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,726 - Yeah. - You got time to eat. 220 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:22,145 - I want to be Hudson when I grow up. 221 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,898 [both laugh] 222 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,608 Oh, God. 223 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,069 Brett is a chief firefighter. 224 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,279 It's a great job, but it's in California, 225 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,824 so he's gone for about three days, 226 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,660 home for eight. 227 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:41,247 So I want to make sure that every time Brett comes home, 228 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,041 he feels like I've made it special. 229 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,085 I'm not kidding you right now, 230 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,462 but I'm trying to be Martha Stewart. 231 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,172 Like, that is my goal. 232 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:55,178 Well, Madison is different these days. 233 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,347 [laughs] 234 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:02,185 * * 235 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,813 [upbeat music] 236 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:11,986 * * 237 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,885 [cell phone ringing] 238 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,847 - Yo. - Yo. 239 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,266 - I mean, I can't tell you that this past weekend-- 240 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,767 how bored I was, 241 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,395 because you were off doing, you know, whatever the hell. 242 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,606 Shep was off, you know, in frickin' South Africa, 243 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,901 and I was like, that's like two of my five friends 244 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,194 ----ing right there. 245 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,405 And then every other one is, like, married. 246 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,202 - I know. 247 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,329 And, like, my good friends are, like, all frickin' 248 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,956 having kids and stuff. 249 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,251 When I call people to go drinking, they're like, well... 250 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,923 - All right, well, you know, how about this 251 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,176 for structure and people, you know, that are married? 252 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,721 Madison called me and invited me to a, you know, 253 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,223 wedding after-party sort of deal. 254 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,309 Um... 255 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,936 have to you spoken to your husband about this? 256 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,066 Yeah. Okay, good. 257 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,822 To be quite frank, it is pretty surreal and weird 258 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:41,201 to be invited to celebrate the relationship of someone 259 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,952 who I thought that I was going to marry. 260 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,246 - I have tried so hard to make this work, like, 261 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:48,375 over and over again, but there's some times when you 262 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,836 hit that ----ing wall where you can't move past, 263 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,381 and I feel like we hit it. 264 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,592 And that's a ----ing shame 265 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:01,137 because I wanted to be with you. 266 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,347 - I hear what you're saying, Madison. 267 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,848 [voice breaking] I just don't know how-- 268 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,809 I just don't know how to let you go. 269 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,394 I just don't. 270 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,443 See? There's so many ----ing moving parts. 271 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,122 What about all black? 272 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,585 * * 273 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,628 - Coming up... 274 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,963 - You laughed about it. 275 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,256 - Jesus, stop ----ing yelling at me. 276 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,049 If it wasn't for me, he would have slept 277 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,759 with the ----ing girl, and I should have let him. 278 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,970 - What about your girl cheated on you? 279 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,393 [upbeat music] 280 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,605 * * 281 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,649 - Hello, my queen. - Hi. 282 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,526 - Hi. How are you? - Good. 283 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,778 How are you? - Good. 284 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,280 I brought two different socks 285 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,282 in case you want to pick a color. 286 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,451 - You probably brought me like, wrist band, helmet. 287 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,618 - Hey, you got options. 288 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,078 What's gonna look good with your outfit? 289 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,288 - Look at you. - Let's strap up. 290 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,331 - Like, let's get physical with that outfit. 291 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,292 - I know. I feel like an '80s Workout Barbie. 292 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,626 - I love it. - [laughs] 293 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,087 - I need to do squats. My butt is getting flat. 294 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,756 - Yeah, your butt is super flat. 295 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,632 [laughter] 296 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,551 Oh, Lord. 297 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,178 Whoa! [laughs] 298 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,138 - My gosh, this is so nice. 299 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,931 I don't think we can get a better day. 300 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,391 - I know. Yeah. 301 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,518 Are you not entertained? - Nice! 302 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,063 You look-- 303 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,814 Oh, sh--. Speed bump. 304 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,609 - Oh, my God. We got this. 305 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,861 [laughter] 306 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,406 - That was good. - That was some skill. 307 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,325 - I was just driving around this way, 308 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,911 and there was a guy on a bike-- very attractive. 309 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,580 - Yeah? - I was like, hello, sir. 310 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,249 Hello. I was like, you can come bike around later. 311 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,168 - Honestly, I was thinking about it the other day. 312 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,586 Like, it dawned on me. 313 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,380 I was like, I've never been single living here. 314 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,090 - I know. Isn't it nice? - Yeah, it is kind of fun. 315 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,925 - I'm loving being single. 316 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,802 - You feel like he used you? - Yes. 317 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,303 - How? 318 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,722 - I was the whore that stuck around. 319 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,350 - Are y'all in a relationship, or are you not? 320 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,936 - We're not in a relationship. 321 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,397 - The breakups with Shep and Austen 322 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,315 kind of brought Taylor and I closer. 323 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,442 We're pretty much glued to the hip at this point, 324 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,195 and neither one of us have been single in this town before, 325 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,364 so we're kind of navigating it together. 326 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,659 - Honestly, she's definitely a sister to me. 327 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,369 Ride or die. [chuckles] 328 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,496 Well, let's go find ourselves some men. 329 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,915 - Not in these skates. - Men, not boys. 330 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,375 Men. - [laughs] 331 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:40,171 - Yeah, I literally have only been on one date. 332 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,590 - All right, well, there's a line back there. 333 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,927 - [laughs] There's zero line. - Oh, please. 334 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,929 - All right, but, like, it's nice 335 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,472 to not have to worry about somebody. 336 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,225 I feel like I'm still catching my breath after Shep, 337 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,978 so I'm like, Hang on. Give me a moment. 338 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,105 - [laughs] - [exhales sharply] My God. 339 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,524 - I was carrying... - A lot of work. 340 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,861 - Quite the ball and chain before you got here. 341 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,571 - No. 342 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,239 I mean, of course, I'll always, like, cherish the time 343 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,741 that Shep and I had together, 344 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,202 but, like, for it to come spiraling down so quickly 345 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,914 was totally a mind(BLEEP). 346 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,207 I was in love with Shep. 347 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,085 And I wanted to go full force, 348 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,421 like, no turning back, let's do it. 349 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,381 Let's get married. Let's have a family. 350 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,966 Let's do all these things. 351 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,718 And after Shep and I broke up, 352 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,637 I still really wanted to try to make things work, 353 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,307 and he said, I will not change. 354 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,435 - You ----ed another person in Texas, Shep. 355 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:39,147 Like, goddamn, it's been two ----ing months. 356 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,316 [voice breaking] So it's hard for me 357 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:45,528 to understand his emotions and all of that... 358 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:50,116 Because I felt like I was constantly fighting, 359 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,203 and he didn't want to do that. 360 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,040 He didn't want to fight for it. 361 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,126 I don't know. 362 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,419 I don't even know if he's in town. 363 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,338 - Shep? - I don't know. 364 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,632 I'm like, do you even live at your house anymore? 365 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,093 - I haven't seen anyone in his driveway. 366 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:13,056 * * 367 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,475 - Hey, buddy. Remember this? 368 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,561 Craig, look, it's Isle of Palms. 369 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,979 We're home. 370 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,481 Take you out on the beach. 371 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,150 Go for long walks. - [panting noisily] 372 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:27,028 - Chase the ball around in the ocean. 373 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,866 Look, bud, we're here. 374 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,119 You recognize it? 375 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,329 It's been a little while. 376 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,457 Okay, come on. Let's do it. 377 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,001 Come here. [car horn honks] 378 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,544 Come on. 379 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,920 All right. 380 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,296 I'll be right there, bud. 381 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,841 Get some stuff. 382 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:54,806 * * 383 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,144 Ah. 384 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,395 Do you recognize this? 385 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,355 It's kind of changed, hasn't it? 386 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,274 After Taylor and I broke up, 387 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,067 I was a little bit broken, frankly. 388 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,194 - Shep, do you still love Taylor? 389 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,696 - I'll always love Taylor. 390 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:13,199 - Are you in love with her now? - Not right now, no. 391 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,036 I just wanted to travel, get out of Charleston 392 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,079 to try to clear my head. 393 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,956 So I went to Australia. 394 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,585 And Austen came and met me, and we had a lot of fun. 395 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,253 You know, I love traveling. 396 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,547 You're like a child. It's childlike wonderment. 397 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,758 And I am like a child anyway. 398 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,594 * * 399 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,555 Who knows what the day holds, right, Austen? 400 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,016 It's our oyster. - Whatever you want, dear. 401 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,559 - Let's shuck it. 402 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,312 And then he went home, and I went to South Africa. 403 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,773 So here I am at the top of Table Mountain. 404 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,525 I loved getting away from Charleston, 405 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,237 but I'd be lying if I didn't say Taylor was on my mind, 406 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:55,033 at least a few times a day, so... 407 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,535 * * 408 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,913 [sighs] 409 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,832 [cell phone ringing] 410 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:04,918 Hello. 411 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,628 - Welcome home. 412 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,339 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm back. 413 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,842 It's a little surreal, honestly, you know, 414 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:16,346 because I've been gone for so long, you know? 415 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,811 Yeah, yeah, but I think he probably 416 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,187 misses his time with y'all. 417 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,689 I'm sure you'll-- 418 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,861 Yeah, but another thing is kind of is, 419 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,446 he's never been in Charleston 420 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,116 where Taylor wasn't in his life. 421 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,701 He kind of likes it. 422 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,744 - [laughs] Yeah, look at his face. 423 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,329 He loves it. 424 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,997 - He is Baby Yoda. 425 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,791 - Just a wet Baby Yoda. 426 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,126 - Mr. Craig. 427 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,585 Taylor has a new dog, Penny. 428 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,295 Hopefully they can get together 429 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,047 and everything can be copacetic. 430 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,465 I want to be like that, you know? 431 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,384 But I understand that people deal 432 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,261 with things in different ways and different timelines, 433 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,679 you know? 434 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,765 I don't know if time has healed anything for Taylor, 435 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,227 but I hope she's willing to try to patch things up 436 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,520 and be friends. 437 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,942 It will be out there, so we'll see. 438 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,319 [sniffles] 439 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,864 - Hi, cutey. 440 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,157 Hi. 441 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,908 Come say hello. 442 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,452 Hi. Oh, okay. 443 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,328 - Time's up. - Bye. 444 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,497 - Bye. - She looks like a skateboard. 445 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:27,125 - Scooter. She does look like skateboard. 446 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,752 - So Madison's party-- 447 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,670 I can't imagine Austen being there. 448 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,672 That would be odd, right? - Without a doubt. 449 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,549 - He's back from the land Down Under. 450 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,177 - He's back from Down Under. - I bet he was down under. 451 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,179 - [chuckles] 452 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,680 - I just don't-- 453 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,515 It's hard to say, because I know you're friends with him. 454 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,559 Every turn, he would let me down. 455 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,602 - Yeah. 456 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,145 - Like, when we were all in New York, 457 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,355 everyone was telling me, 458 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,689 you can trust that he loves you. 459 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,191 Like, y'all need to give it 100%. 460 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,068 I was ready to be in the relationship. 461 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,695 It was him that, like, couldn't figure it out. 462 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,531 To tell, like, y'all that he loved me 463 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,492 and he, like, wanted to lock it down 464 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,535 and then I finally got to that point 465 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:06,373 where I trusted him to do that, and then just, like, 466 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,707 oh, I changed my mind. 467 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,000 - Ripped it right out from under you. 468 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,543 - When we got back from New York, 469 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,754 he just kept telling me to give him a chance 470 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,840 to be the guy that I knew and thought he was. 471 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,592 I said, okay. 472 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,054 And then not even a week later, he told me 473 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,347 that his feelings had changed. 474 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,016 Mind you, it had been a week. 475 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,726 You know, it's just-- 476 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,187 Falling for Austen is, like, the equivalent 477 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,689 of like going in a fun house. 478 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,358 Like, you see it, you're all excited, 479 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,861 and then you walk in, and it's, like, your distorted image. 480 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,447 There's a ----ing clown running by. 481 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,075 And then you get out, and you're all discombobulated, 482 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,576 and you want to vomit. 483 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,912 That's the equivalent... - That was a perfect analogy. 484 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,997 - Of dating Austen. - Oh, my God. 485 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,334 [laughter] 486 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,961 - Coming up... 487 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,671 - We're picking out clothes for your ex-girlfriend's wedding. 488 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,506 - I'll be damned if I overthink this. 489 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,716 - But are you? - Oh, yes, you are. 490 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,092 - But are you? I know you don't want to. 491 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:05,515 [upbeat music] 492 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,937 - This dress is going to look so good. 493 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,731 My little blue earrings. 494 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,816 Charles, you like my dress? 495 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,529 I guess that's a no. [chuckles] 496 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,490 [cell phone ringing] 497 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,118 [cell phone thuds] [chuckles] 498 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,494 Hi. 499 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,705 Sorry, I just dropped my phone. 500 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,749 I was calling you because I want to show you the dress 501 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,959 that I'm wearing to Madison's. 502 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,794 - Oh. 503 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,504 - Okay. 504 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,881 Voilà. 505 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,676 Um... 506 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,845 Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. 507 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,805 Madison and I had a really good chat the other day, 508 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,183 so I'm excited for us to, like, be, like, friends again. 509 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,852 So it'll be good. 510 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,562 Last year, Madison was upset at me 511 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:53,980 because she was getting from the girls 512 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,940 that I was talking sh-- about her. 513 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,526 - I expected this from anyone else sitting on this couch, 514 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,488 but this person here to ever say 515 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,156 one horrible thing about me. 516 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,783 - But how did I throw you out of the bus by saying-- 517 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,159 - Because you just sat there and literally 518 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,120 talked sh-- about me. 519 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,081 - Oh, it was bad. 520 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:13,249 But having a friend for that long 521 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,876 is almost like having a sister. 522 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,670 You know, we'll be mad at each other for three months, 523 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,630 and then we'll be over it. 524 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,342 Yeah. 525 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,718 Yeah, me too. 526 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,929 But hopefully you'll be coming home soon enough. 527 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,060 Manny is God's gift to me. 528 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,478 That's what Manny is. 529 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,774 He is a musician, so he's traveling all the time. 530 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:41,236 We were friends first, and about eight months ago now, 531 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,488 he asked me to be his girlfriend. 532 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,198 He's perfect. 533 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,409 Yeah. 534 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,619 Why are you smiling like that? 535 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,582 [laughing] 536 00:22:54,624 --> 00:23:01,673 * * 537 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,888 - Whew. - Hey. 538 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,432 - Hello, sir. - Welcome to 319 Men. 539 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,017 - Hey, I'm Austen. Good to see you. 540 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,145 - Good to see you, Austen. - I'm waiting on a few buddies. 541 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,939 We're shopping for a daytime cocktail event. 542 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,692 - Well, you know what? Take your time. Have a look. 543 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,695 [smooth jazz music] 544 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,489 * * 545 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,366 - Hey, the prodigal son returns. 546 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,534 - Hello. 547 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,953 This is cool. It smells good. 548 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,496 - Yeah, welcome to the store. - Yeah. 549 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:34,914 - Lots of good stuff in here. - Cool. 550 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,416 - Hey, buddy. How we doing? 551 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,459 - This guy kind of looks like me. 552 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,626 Sorry. - Yeah, he does. 553 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,128 - Holy sh-- - Kind of? 554 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,589 - You know who that is? - No, but he's a handsome man. 555 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,591 - That's Errol Flynn. 556 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:45,800 - Who's that? 557 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:47,302 - He's a famous actor. - Oh. 558 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,680 - He was known as the swashbuckling pirate guy. 559 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,974 - I wish I had his hair. 560 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,644 - "Errol Leslie Thompson Flynn achieved worldwide fame 561 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,688 "during the Golden Age of Hollywood. 562 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,648 "He was known for his frequent partnerships 563 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:05,945 "with Olivia de Havilland... 564 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,781 and reputation for his womanizing 565 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,867 and hedonistic personal life." 566 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:13,495 - This man is handsome. - Yeah. 567 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,830 This man is my grandfather. 568 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,248 - Shep, I think I really like this. 569 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,541 - It's sharp. 570 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,876 - I must wear the collar like this, too, 571 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,961 so you can get that red. - Yeah, it has attitude. 572 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,922 - Might have to go unconventional. 573 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,215 - Yes. 574 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,010 - What's up, guys? - What's up, brother? 575 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,887 - Good to see you. Long time, no see. 576 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,348 - Welcome back to this part of the world. 577 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,016 - Thank you. Thank you. 578 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,394 - How long have you been here? - Two, three days. 579 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,937 - Hey, buddy. What's up? 580 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:42,482 - It's good to be back. It's kind of surreal, though. 581 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,693 - So daytime cocktails, the theme. 582 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,319 - I don't know what I'm wearing tomorrow, man, 583 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,654 but I'm not going to overthink. 584 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,780 - Well, we're picking out clothes 585 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:49,906 for your ex-girlfriend's wedding. 586 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,783 - That's what I'm saying. 587 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,576 Like, I'll be damned if I overthink this. 588 00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,036 - But are you? - Oh, yes, you are. 589 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,038 - But are you? I know you don't want to, but are you? 590 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,998 - You're already overthinking it. 591 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,042 - I think there's a certain closure, 592 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,628 even though I dislike that word, here. 593 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,797 This is an important seminal moment 594 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,924 for Madison and Austen's-- 595 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:11,469 I mean, definitely failed relationship. 596 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,847 - $250. - $210. 597 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,974 - I'm dreading tomorrow on a certain level. 598 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,726 - Oh, is this the first time you're going to see Taylor? 599 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,227 - In a while, yeah. 600 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,855 I really want it to be friends and cordial. 601 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,231 - But there's not going to be friends. 602 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:24,691 - Why not? 603 00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,317 - Because that's not how it works, Shep. 604 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,069 She thought she was going to get married to you. 605 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,071 - How about people who actually did get married 606 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,073 and then they're friends after the divorce? 607 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,242 - Well, that's usually for kids. 608 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,785 - [laughs] No. 609 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,787 - [laughs] You're an idealist, man. 610 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,372 You're not a realist. 611 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:41,916 Shep and Austen have always tried to normalize 612 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,293 being around your exes. 613 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,295 And last year they just wanted me 614 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:49,758 to integrate Naomie back into my life like nothing happened. 615 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,302 Look, actually, here it is. I'm sorry. 616 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:54,346 This is why I don't hang out with you, 617 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:57,057 because this brings me to a level that I don't like. 618 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,392 It's just not how things work. 619 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:04,272 A lot of those, like, you know, unresolved feelings resurface. 620 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,775 Have you seen Olivia since-- in a while? 621 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:07,942 - [clears throat] No. 622 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,235 I haven't seen her in, like, a month. 623 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:11,071 So, you know, according to Taylor, 624 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,906 like, if I want to make it work with Olivia, 625 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,824 then I'm going to have to, like, put in the effort-- 626 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,284 - What do you mean work? 627 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,786 - Like, if I want to be friends with her. 628 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,120 - Oh, is that what you guys want? 629 00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:22,707 - It's on me. Yeah, I'm like, I am fine 630 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,250 if she's fine, you know? 631 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,335 - Right. - TBD. 632 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,087 In all of my past relationships, 633 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,339 I have asked the question of what have I done wrong 634 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:31,132 so many times, 635 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,260 and it's been beat into my brain 636 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,012 that it's me and that I'm the problem. 637 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:39,808 It hasn't been sexual since we broke up. 638 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,519 - So her sneaking across the hall isn't sexual? 639 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,521 - That was a drunken-- - Drunk? 640 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,649 Take your drunken whatever and shove it up your ass. 641 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:51,069 This is ----ing bullsh--. - Madison. 642 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,320 Madison. 643 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,405 - You're a beta! 644 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,489 - Oh, my God. 645 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,783 - You're a pussy! Own it. 646 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:58,993 I think if you stay in that arena 647 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:01,287 too long of just having fun or the gray area, 648 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,540 if you want to call it, after a while, 649 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:06,126 it chips away at your confidence. 650 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:08,920 - I need to figure out why my relationships 651 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,380 are the way that they are. 652 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:12,257 I don't think that I'm supposed to be 653 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,176 like that guy that just never has a plus-one at the wedding. 654 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:16,511 - It's just going to be tough... 655 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:17,679 - Yeah. - To navigate. 656 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,180 - I think so, too. 657 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:22,225 - Yeah, so that's why tomorrow we're treading carefully. 658 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,185 You are-- 659 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:26,229 - Triangle. - Oh, my God. 660 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,399 [laughter] Don't ever do that again. 661 00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:30,734 - Coming up... 662 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:32,694 - Well, I brought you this. - Okay. 663 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:35,780 - If it's ticking, well... 664 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:43,621 [upbeat music] 665 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:51,254 * * 666 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,843 - [giggles] 667 00:27:56,885 --> 00:28:02,932 * * 668 00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:05,477 [Shep gargling, spits] 669 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:10,690 * * 670 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:11,941 - Ooh. 671 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:14,444 - Perfect. She's colorful. 672 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:17,572 - Yeah, I love that. 673 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:21,409 - That's so cute. And your boobies look so good. 674 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,120 * * 675 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,623 - Not bad, not bad. 676 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:29,542 * * 677 00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:32,337 [grunts] A little tight. 678 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:35,507 * * 679 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:36,925 - That's not bad. 680 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,343 [sighs] Boy. 681 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,223 - Whoo. 682 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,059 - I like it. 683 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:54,067 * * 684 00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,240 Whoo! 685 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:01,366 Wow. 686 00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:10,500 * * 687 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,432 Hi. 688 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:26,766 Good. 689 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,351 Yes. 690 00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:30,645 Thank you. [elegant piano music playing] 691 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:33,314 Whoo. 692 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:34,441 Oh, my gosh. 693 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,151 Look! - Hey. 694 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:38,111 - Hey. Look at you. 695 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,613 - Yeah, you look so good. - You look so good. 696 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,365 - Oh, sorry about that. - You're good. 697 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,159 - Hey. You look great. - Hi. 698 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,577 - Thanks, so do you. - Well, welcome. 699 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,078 - Yes. 700 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,663 - Do you need me to take your glasses? 701 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,081 - Yeah. 702 00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:51,541 - Do you want me to take yours? - Yeah, please. 703 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:52,959 - Y'all come on in. I'll show you around. 704 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,586 So we did little mini petite cakes. 705 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,004 - Cute. 706 00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:58,256 - I did y'all's wedding monogram on the bar. 707 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,550 - You just outdo yourself every time. 708 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:02,469 - I know. Seriously. 709 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,095 - We'll have most of the party outside. 710 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,931 I have the martini bar. - Oh, cool. 711 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,726 - And then we'll just pass all the food around. 712 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,436 And then I did the Oysters XO, 713 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:14,022 so he will walk around and shuck the oysters 714 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,148 right for everybody. 715 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,232 - Whoa. - I love that. 716 00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:17,400 Oh, my God! - You like it? 717 00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:19,986 - You look so cute! - I love this! 718 00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,905 - Thank you. 719 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,239 - Hi! - How beautiful. 720 00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:25,158 - Oh, I'm so happy you're here. 721 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,368 You look so handsome. 722 00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:28,036 - I know. - I like that jacket. 723 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,246 - So do we have a RSVP list? 724 00:30:30,288 --> 00:30:32,248 Anybody who's not coming? 725 00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,042 - I think Patricia is not coming. 726 00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:35,710 - Yeah. 727 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:38,546 She's not feeling well, so Whitney's taking care of her. 728 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:39,881 [bell rings] - Whitney? 729 00:30:39,923 --> 00:30:41,091 - Yeah, Mom. 730 00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:42,592 [bell rings] - Whitney? 731 00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:44,719 - Yes, Mother. [bell rings] 732 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:46,388 Oh, God. 733 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:48,264 - I got a thanks from Craig, 734 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:50,141 so I guess that means he's coming. 735 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:51,601 - Okay, that means he's coming. Either way-- 736 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,103 - We'll get the party started. - Right. 737 00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:55,355 I think we already have. Cheers, Brett. 738 00:30:55,397 --> 00:30:56,773 - Cheers. 739 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:59,442 [upbeat music] 740 00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:02,153 * * 741 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:03,238 - What's up? 742 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,740 - How are you? - Good. 743 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:07,450 Hey. 744 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,452 How are you? Thanks for coming. 745 00:31:09,494 --> 00:31:10,704 - Of course. 746 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:19,129 * * 747 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,798 - I love you. - I love you. 748 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:27,804 * * 749 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:30,974 - This is a beautiful house. - It's very nice. 750 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:33,560 - Oh, wow. - [laughs] 751 00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:35,687 - Goodness gracious. - Veuve Clicquot. 752 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:37,814 - Oh, thank you very much. 753 00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:39,399 - Hello. 754 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:41,818 - Goodness, a piano. - Do you know any Billy Joel? 755 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,111 - A pianist. - Stop. 756 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:46,489 [elegant piano music playing] 757 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:47,407 - Hello. 758 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:48,908 - Hey. - How are you? 759 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,493 - How are you? - This is lovely. 760 00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:53,246 - How was your trip? - The trip was good. 761 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:54,789 Hey, man, I'm Shep. - How's it going? Brett. 762 00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:56,416 both: Nice to meet you. - This is my husband, Brett. 763 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,960 - It's a long time. I've been wanting to meet you. 764 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,962 - Thank y'all for coming. - Yeah. 765 00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:03,631 - He exists. - Yeah, he does exist. 766 00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:06,843 - Yeah, I'm real. - What, is this a hologram? 767 00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:10,347 - They were supposed to come at 10:00, but my girlfriend-- 768 00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:12,140 - I've bitten my nails my whole life. 769 00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:14,309 - [gasps] Yes. - And I went on this trip, 770 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:16,186 and I just stopped. 771 00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:17,479 - Sorry. - Hey. 772 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,272 - Hi. - Hi, good to see you. 773 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,357 - Good to see you. - How are you? 774 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:21,566 - Good, - Hey, man, Austen. 775 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,109 - Austen, Brett, nice to meet you. 776 00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,986 - Nice to meet you, too. Well, I brought you this. 777 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:26,237 - Okay. 778 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:27,947 - Whatever you do, do not shake it. 779 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,991 - Oh. 780 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:33,828 - If it's ticking, that means... 781 00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:36,081 - It's a bomb. [laughter] 782 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,625 - Anyway, um, so... 783 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,877 But, yeah, it's just like a celebratory congratulations. 784 00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,880 - That's so nice. Thank you. Don't shake it. 785 00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:46,716 [Brett chuckles] 786 00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:48,218 - [stammers] 787 00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,387 But, anyways, thank you for-- - Yes. 788 00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:52,389 - Thank you for both inviting me. 789 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:53,515 - Of course. - It was kind and-- 790 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:55,225 - Yeah, this is really nice. 791 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:57,560 - I thought that this guy was going to be like a Greek God. 792 00:32:57,602 --> 00:33:01,189 I mean, the way that Madison talks about Brett. 793 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,982 She's like, oh, you know, his dick is so big, 794 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,651 and he's so ----ing hot. 795 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:07,654 Seriously, what does this guy have that I don't have? 796 00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:10,865 - He is good-looking. He is an adult. 797 00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:13,076 He cares about other people other than himself. 798 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,161 He's perfect in bed. 799 00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:16,705 The list goes on and on. 800 00:33:16,746 --> 00:33:17,622 - Whatever. 801 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,958 - Craig. - Wait Craig is here? 802 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,209 - Hey, guys. - Oh, my gosh. 803 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,211 You look so good. 804 00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:24,421 - What's up, Brett? 805 00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:25,839 Congratulations. - Thanks, man. 806 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,840 I appreciate it. - Aw. 807 00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:28,174 - Well, how was Mexico? 808 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:29,426 That's where y'all were, right? 809 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:32,345 - Yeah, then we went to Singapore. 810 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:33,596 - To Singapore? - Yeah. 811 00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:35,056 - You've always wanted to go to Singapore. 812 00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,266 - I know. 813 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:37,976 - Well, after "Crazy Rich Asians," 814 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:39,894 she was like, Singapore. - Yeah. 815 00:33:39,936 --> 00:33:42,230 - Yeah. - Singapore, Dubai, and Bali. 816 00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:43,732 - And Bali. - What? 817 00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:45,108 How long was your honeymoon? - Three weeks. 818 00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:47,110 - It was long, yeah. It was good. 819 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,779 - I'm going to do that, too... 820 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,114 if it ever happens. 821 00:33:51,156 --> 00:33:52,574 - You should copy their honeymoon. 822 00:33:52,615 --> 00:33:53,867 - Yeah, we'll give you the itinerary. 823 00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:56,578 - Send me the itinerary, and-- 824 00:33:56,619 --> 00:33:57,787 - Yeah. 825 00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:59,622 - It's just such a beautiful train wreck. 826 00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:01,624 You know, no one really gets hurt in the train wreck, 827 00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:04,461 but like, a lot of things catch on fire and blow up. 828 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:06,296 Well, thanks for having us. - Yeah. 829 00:34:06,338 --> 00:34:07,964 - I'm excited. - Cheers, guys. 830 00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:10,133 - Listen, y'all don't embarrass me, but have a lovely time. 831 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:12,177 - No promises whatsoever. - Yeah. 832 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:13,803 We'll put this away. 833 00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:15,638 - Oh, come this way. 834 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,266 * * 835 00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:20,101 - Put it in a safe in case it blows up. 836 00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:21,144 - Okay. 837 00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:22,937 - Coming up... 838 00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:25,065 - Shep doesn't give a sh--, and it makes me hurt 839 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,274 that you don't give a sh--. 840 00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:27,484 I think the only person 841 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:34,783 [upbeat music] 842 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:43,291 * * 843 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,710 - Hi. - Venita. 844 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:48,963 - How you doing? This is so fabulous. 845 00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:51,132 Hi. - Oh, my gosh. 846 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,301 Look. both: Good to see you. 847 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,220 - I am, like, blown away right now. 848 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,389 - Thanks. I got you something. 849 00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:59,724 - Thank you. You're so sweet. - You're welcome. 850 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,726 - I mean, anything this color is-- 851 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:04,479 - Is a win. - Is a win. 852 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:06,856 Honestly, I did miss my friendship with Venita. 853 00:35:06,898 --> 00:35:08,024 both: Cheers. 854 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:10,276 - So I am happy that we squashed the beef 855 00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:11,820 and we're friends again. 856 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:13,405 - Hey. - Hey, Shep. How you doing? 857 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:14,698 - Venita. - Good to see you. 858 00:35:14,739 --> 00:35:16,282 - Good to see you. - You went to Australia? 859 00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:17,742 - Australia is great. 860 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,452 It's like a giant beach town, Australia. 861 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:20,745 - I feel like I would be afraid to go to Australia 862 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,080 because their bugs are different. 863 00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:23,331 - Bugs? 864 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:24,416 - Yeah, the bugs and, like, spiders. 865 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:25,542 Hi. - Hey, darling. 866 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:26,918 How are you? - How you doing? 867 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,586 - I'm wonderful. - I didn't see one spider 868 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:29,921 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. 869 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:31,423 - Hello. Hello. Hello. - Hey, Leva. 870 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:32,966 - Hi. Hi. Hi, Brett. 871 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:35,093 - Hi. 872 00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:36,428 - Thank you. 873 00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:37,887 Hey, thanks for coming. 874 00:35:37,929 --> 00:35:40,140 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. So do you. 875 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,266 - Hi. - Hello. 876 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,267 - You look great. - Thank you. 877 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,643 Good to see you. 878 00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:45,395 I didn't even know Shep was back in town. 879 00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:48,314 - Shep, when did you get back? I thought you were still gone. 880 00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:50,525 - I got back four days ago. 881 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,110 I had a great time. - Oh, good. 882 00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,361 I know it was, like-- 883 00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:54,571 last year was a little bit rough. 884 00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:57,949 - It's been a rough, rough... 885 00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:00,493 yeah, last six months. 886 00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:05,373 * * 887 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,250 - Holy moly. - All right. 888 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:08,418 - Okay. 889 00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:13,465 - I haven't spoken to Olivia in, like, a month. 890 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,300 - What? - I know. 891 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,010 It was because of her, Rod. 892 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:19,054 She was like, I don't want to talk to you. 893 00:36:19,095 --> 00:36:20,472 - Well, it's a new day. 894 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:22,557 - Wait for me, Thelma. 895 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,517 - [chuckles] My girl. - My girl. 896 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:30,398 - And she's somehow, I guess-- - I saw her, yeah. 897 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,067 - Everybody says, like, it takes time, 898 00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:34,527 different timetables for different people. Okay. 899 00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:35,779 - I think she's still in a space where she 900 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,447 feels very betrayed, but I do think 901 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:39,532 she also wants to move on. 902 00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:42,327 - Sure. We would love that. 903 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:44,371 Thank you. - Hi. 904 00:36:44,412 --> 00:36:46,915 - Oh, cute. 905 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:50,293 [dramatic music] 906 00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:51,920 - Hi. 907 00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:54,673 I was like, my boobs are gonna, like, pop out of this dress. 908 00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:56,675 - What's happening outside, anything? 909 00:36:56,716 --> 00:36:58,843 - Well, everyone is here. Shep is here. 910 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:00,679 - Okay. - He seems in good spirits. 911 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,555 He said he-- - I'm sure he totally is. 912 00:37:02,597 --> 00:37:04,766 - Austen is here. - [blows raspberry] 913 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:07,477 - It's like, no, it's good. 914 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:09,479 - Go scope it out. I'll be right there. 915 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:11,773 - Yeah, we'll scope it out. We're ready. 916 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:14,192 - Hello, hello. How are you? 917 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,694 Good to see you. 918 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:18,446 - Olivia, hi. - Good to see you. 919 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:21,032 - How are you? You look wonderful. 920 00:37:21,074 --> 00:37:23,284 Yeah, thank you. - Can I have my drink? 921 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:24,619 What's up? 922 00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:25,870 - How are you? - Good. How are you, Olivia? 923 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,205 - Good to see you. - You too. You look nice. 924 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:28,748 - Okay. 925 00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:32,210 - I keep being the last one that anyone says hi to. 926 00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:33,461 - Hi. - Hi. 927 00:37:33,503 --> 00:37:35,213 - That color looks great on you. 928 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:36,423 - Thank you. 929 00:37:36,464 --> 00:37:38,675 Thanks for having us. - Yes, of course. 930 00:37:38,717 --> 00:37:40,802 [indistinct chatter] 931 00:37:44,055 --> 00:37:45,473 - Well, hey-- 932 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,103 - I might take this off, 933 00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:51,730 because I'm trying to shake my tail feather. 934 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,481 - Put it inside the top of mine. 935 00:37:53,523 --> 00:37:55,108 - I'm going to take my shirt off. 936 00:37:59,237 --> 00:38:00,572 - We're going to do a toast. 937 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:02,365 We're going to all step outside, 938 00:38:02,407 --> 00:38:03,491 and we'll just do it right here. 939 00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:06,411 - I am a little drunk. - [chuckles] 940 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:09,164 * * 941 00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:10,540 - All right. 942 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,917 Well, thank you for all coming today. 943 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,836 And, Brett, I am so lucky to have you. 944 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:17,088 You are my dream come true. 945 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:20,925 And, I mean, seriously, I could cry even thinking about it. 946 00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:25,430 And to all of you, thanks again, and let's have a blast. 947 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:28,767 [all cheering] 948 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:30,518 - If I could just say-- No, I'm kidding. 949 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,270 [record scratches] 950 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:33,396 [laughter] 951 00:38:33,438 --> 00:38:34,939 - Austen. - Austen. 952 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:37,275 - Yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it. 953 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:38,985 - Come on. - I'm kidding. 954 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:42,447 - No, but, really, let's do it. - Now you have to do it. 955 00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:43,823 - Yeah. - Okay, fine. 956 00:38:43,865 --> 00:38:46,409 Cheers to the happy couple. Yeah, of course. 957 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:49,371 [all cheering] - Wow, very formal. 958 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:53,249 [laughter] 959 00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,377 [indistinct chatter] 960 00:38:55,418 --> 00:38:57,337 [elegant piano music playing] 961 00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:59,130 - All right, hold on. Make sure my bra is on. 962 00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:00,590 - Let me see. 963 00:39:00,632 --> 00:39:01,800 - This thing just slips out. - Hold that. 964 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:04,552 - Who would have thunk it? both: Listen... 965 00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:05,929 - Could you fix my dress? 966 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:08,390 * * 967 00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:09,974 - Are you having fun? - Mm-hmm. 968 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,351 - Okay, good. 969 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:12,894 You're going to like the gift that I got you guys. 970 00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:14,229 - Yeah? 971 00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,814 - I got gifted a lot of these after the breakup. 972 00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:17,649 - Oh. Oh, my God. 973 00:39:17,691 --> 00:39:20,402 What is that? - [laughs] 974 00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:23,822 - We get casserole dishes, and Taylor gets us a dildo. 975 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:26,366 - Y'all are doing long distance, 976 00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:28,493 so I thought that maybe. - No. 977 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:31,162 Yeah. No. Thank you. 978 00:39:31,204 --> 00:39:33,123 We won't ever forget it. - [chuckles awkwardly] 979 00:39:33,164 --> 00:39:35,917 - You're welcome. 980 00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,836 - I feel like a freakin' hypocrite here talking 981 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:39,838 about how should a Southern lady act, 982 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:42,173 but, like, come on, Taylor. 983 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:45,343 I just thought that she was just this godly girl, 984 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:46,678 little Jesus freak. 985 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,722 I never used one, though, surprisingly. 986 00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:50,223 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 987 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:51,349 All right. - Bye. 988 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,351 - Have fun with it. - Yes. 989 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:55,645 I mean, WWJD, girl. 990 00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,188 - Hmm. 991 00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:59,649 Actually, I'm going to get another drink. 992 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,526 - Yeah. 993 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:04,696 [upbeat music] 994 00:40:07,532 --> 00:40:09,993 - Touch his body, y'all. 995 00:40:14,664 --> 00:40:21,421 * * 996 00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:23,214 - Cheers. It's my water. 997 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:24,632 - I was like, are you double-fisting? 998 00:40:24,674 --> 00:40:26,009 - No, not yet. 999 00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:27,677 - When did you get back? - How's Mom and Dad? 1000 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,012 - They're good. They're moving to Houston. 1001 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:30,180 - What? 1002 00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:31,723 - So I'm going to be king of the castle. 1003 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:33,475 - House party. - That's what I'm saying. 1004 00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:35,101 - Hey, let's trash the place. 1005 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:39,731 - I'm down. I'm down. [laughter] 1006 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,192 - Quick question. - Yeah. 1007 00:40:42,233 --> 00:40:45,695 - What's--How do I approach and say hello to Taylor? 1008 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:46,738 Like, I'm lost. 1009 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,990 - Okay. I appreciate that. 1010 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,742 - She's in a much better headspace, but... 1011 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,285 - Good. That's good to hear. 1012 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:54,245 - But, yeah, don't do the whole, like, 1013 00:40:54,287 --> 00:40:56,164 oh, it was a fun chapter, right? 1014 00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:57,957 We had a good time. Like, that's where it's, like-- 1015 00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:00,293 - I'm not going to do that. 1016 00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,504 [dramatic music] 1017 00:41:02,545 --> 00:41:04,047 Ah. Okay. 1018 00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:05,965 - Here we go. - Here we go. Here we go. 1019 00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:07,592 Nope. 1020 00:41:16,434 --> 00:41:16,893 [dramatic music] 1021 00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:22,649 - Quick question-- what's-- 1022 00:41:22,691 --> 00:41:25,193 How do I approach and say hello to Taylor? 1023 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:26,653 Like, I'm lost. 1024 00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:29,030 - Okay. I appreciate that. 1025 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,198 - Hi. 1026 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,576 * * 1027 00:41:33,618 --> 00:41:35,328 - Ah. Okay. 1028 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,288 - Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 1029 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:38,373 Here we go. Nope. 1030 00:41:38,415 --> 00:41:40,208 - Here, come on, let's get another drink. 1031 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:42,002 - No, no, just watch from afar. 1032 00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:43,586 - A little water, maybe. 1033 00:41:43,628 --> 00:41:45,922 - Hey. - Hi. How's it going? 1034 00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,507 - How are you? - Good to see you. 1035 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:48,633 - Good to see you. 1036 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:50,343 You look great. 1037 00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:53,805 - Thank you. 1038 00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:55,598 - How's it going? You're looking dapper as always. 1039 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,017 - Was he asking advice? 1040 00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:58,560 - He wasn't asking me about the weather. 1041 00:41:58,601 --> 00:41:59,811 - He was rehearsing. 1042 00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:01,730 - He was like, how do I approach this? 1043 00:42:01,771 --> 00:42:05,233 I was like, just speak. - Just say hi. 1044 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:08,987 - What's been going on? - I've been in Europe, and-- 1045 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:11,239 - Where in Europe? 1046 00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:13,992 - We're in London and Paris and-- 1047 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,535 - Which one did you like better? 1048 00:42:15,577 --> 00:42:17,078 - London. 1049 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,456 - Oh, because of the French-- the language barrier? 1050 00:42:19,497 --> 00:42:21,374 - No. No, I just liked London better. 1051 00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:22,792 - Okay. 1052 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,544 I mean, you hated that part, when we were in France. 1053 00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:27,047 - No, I didn't. You were the one that was speaking Spanish 1054 00:42:27,088 --> 00:42:28,548 while we were in France. 1055 00:42:28,590 --> 00:42:29,841 - [laughing] That's true. 1056 00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,218 - Yeah. 1057 00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:34,220 - And, uh... 1058 00:42:34,262 --> 00:42:35,889 - Want to get a drink? You guys need drinks? 1059 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,223 - No. - Nope. Olivia. 1060 00:42:37,265 --> 00:42:39,059 - Well, how have you been in the month of December, 1061 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,810 since I haven't spoken to you? 1062 00:42:40,852 --> 00:42:42,937 - Good. Had a good Christmas. 1063 00:42:42,979 --> 00:42:46,733 We spent Christmas in Sedona. - Okay. 1064 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:49,402 You could have texted me that, but you chose not to. 1065 00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:52,280 And you instead, just decided to thumbs-up me 1066 00:42:52,322 --> 00:42:54,657 when I said, hey, I hope you're having a Merry Christmas. 1067 00:42:54,699 --> 00:42:56,951 - Well, that was the first time you'd reached out to me 1068 00:42:56,993 --> 00:42:59,871 in a very long time. 1069 00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:06,753 - I didn't feel the need to respond. 1070 00:43:06,795 --> 00:43:08,421 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 1071 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:10,548 What do you need from me in this moment 1072 00:43:10,590 --> 00:43:12,467 to, like, enjoy the day? - Nothing in this moment. 1073 00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:14,678 Nothing in this moment. - Then we can... 1074 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,970 - Okay. 1075 00:43:16,012 --> 00:43:18,306 - --go our separate ----ing ways. 1076 00:43:18,348 --> 00:43:20,433 * * 1077 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:21,768 [laughter] - Hey. 1078 00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:23,269 Well, that didn't go well. 1079 00:43:23,311 --> 00:43:24,938 - But I'm glad you're doing well. 1080 00:43:24,979 --> 00:43:26,773 - I'm glad you're doing well, too. 1081 00:43:26,815 --> 00:43:28,274 - Yeah, thank you. - Good. 1082 00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:29,859 It's good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 1083 00:43:29,901 --> 00:43:31,611 - Cheers. 1084 00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:37,617 * * 1085 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:40,036 [indistinct chatter] 1086 00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,746 - [chuckles] - You coming over here? 1087 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:43,832 - Yeah, I'm just going to say, hey. 1088 00:43:43,873 --> 00:43:45,125 - You good? - Yeah. 1089 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:46,626 - How was that? - I don't know. 1090 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,669 - Okay. 1091 00:43:47,711 --> 00:43:49,838 * * 1092 00:43:49,879 --> 00:43:52,841 - Oh, boy, that was very intense. 1093 00:43:52,882 --> 00:43:55,969 Her whole demeanor is different than when I've ever known her. 1094 00:43:56,011 --> 00:43:57,762 It's combative. 1095 00:43:57,804 --> 00:44:01,641 Some of the things she said were derisive towards me. 1096 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:03,059 I don't know. 1097 00:44:03,101 --> 00:44:05,145 I just feel responsible, 1098 00:44:05,186 --> 00:44:08,231 and that makes me really sad. 1099 00:44:10,191 --> 00:44:13,445 [upbeat music] 1100 00:44:13,486 --> 00:44:16,114 * * 1101 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:18,116 [camera shutter clicks] 1102 00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:19,909 - Are you going to join me in my little safe spot? 1103 00:44:19,951 --> 00:44:21,494 - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming over. 1104 00:44:21,536 --> 00:44:22,912 - Well, it says a lot 1105 00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:25,623 that the least awkward conversations of the day 1106 00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:29,085 are Austen and you and Madison. - Yeah. 1107 00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:30,462 - Says a lot. 1108 00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,339 - I'm getting a lychee martini light. 1109 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:33,882 - I'll have an espresso Martini. 1110 00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:36,468 I deserve it. - And his will be heavy. 1111 00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:38,053 - [chuckles] I think I deserve everything. 1112 00:44:38,094 --> 00:44:39,596 - He has more of a tolerance. 1113 00:44:42,432 --> 00:44:44,601 - I just know that, like, his conversation 1114 00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:47,187 is trying to make himself feel better about himself. 1115 00:44:47,228 --> 00:44:49,189 He's like, I ----ed so many people, 1116 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:50,815 and I cheated on you so many times. 1117 00:44:50,857 --> 00:44:53,735 I'm going to make myself feel better by being nice to you. 1118 00:44:53,777 --> 00:44:56,363 - To experiencing new things, 1119 00:44:56,404 --> 00:44:58,365 taking chances, taking risks, 1120 00:44:58,406 --> 00:45:00,367 and enjoying the hell out of it all. 1121 00:45:00,408 --> 00:45:02,369 - Yes. - Yeah. That sounds great. 1122 00:45:02,410 --> 00:45:04,204 - I like that. Sounds great. 1123 00:45:04,245 --> 00:45:06,039 - I just don't want to play into it. 1124 00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:08,249 You cheated on me tenfold, 1125 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,127 and I know some of y'all know about it. 1126 00:45:11,169 --> 00:45:12,796 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 1127 00:45:12,837 --> 00:45:14,881 - He ----ed some random girl. - I have no idea-- 1128 00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:16,549 Who? 1129 00:45:16,591 --> 00:45:19,552 - And he also ----ed some girl in California. 1130 00:45:19,594 --> 00:45:21,721 So that's what makes me think, like, our whole relationship 1131 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:23,264 he was cheating on me. 1132 00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:26,017 - Things that you're talking about never, ever happened, 1133 00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:27,268 not to my knowledge. 1134 00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:30,105 - What about Craig calling you about Mia? 1135 00:45:30,146 --> 00:45:32,190 - Shep, you were caught trying to kiss 1136 00:45:32,232 --> 00:45:34,359 one of Leva's employees. 1137 00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:36,695 - Craig can speak to that. I don't remember. 1138 00:45:36,736 --> 00:45:38,446 I was drunk. 1139 00:45:38,488 --> 00:45:39,948 - I don't think he knew what he was doing, 1140 00:45:39,989 --> 00:45:41,241 but when he tried to kiss the girl, 1141 00:45:41,282 --> 00:45:42,826 I sat him down forcefully. 1142 00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:45,620 - Was that the straw that broke the camel's back 1143 00:45:45,662 --> 00:45:47,997 for you, Taylor? 1144 00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:50,417 - Yeah. 1145 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,293 Craig was sitting on that information 1146 00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:53,586 that he should have shared with me 1147 00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:56,047 but didn't have the balls to come and tell me. 1148 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:57,298 And he's just sitting over there 1149 00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:58,591 with a smile on his face. 1150 00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:01,136 Like, wipe the smile off your face 1151 00:46:01,177 --> 00:46:02,595 before I wipe it off for you. 1152 00:46:02,637 --> 00:46:04,931 - Look-- - Craig was laughing about it. 1153 00:46:04,973 --> 00:46:06,891 He thought it was hysterical. 1154 00:46:06,933 --> 00:46:09,102 * * 1155 00:46:09,144 --> 00:46:11,646 - Shep, Taylor is over there yelling both of our names, 1156 00:46:11,688 --> 00:46:13,356 screaming at Austen. 1157 00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:15,817 Like, Jesus Christ, Taylor, let it ----ing go. 1158 00:46:15,859 --> 00:46:17,152 - About what? - The trio thing. 1159 00:46:17,193 --> 00:46:18,445 I was like, I was the one that stopped 1160 00:46:18,486 --> 00:46:20,488 the whole ----ing thing. I never laughed. 1161 00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:22,157 - Stop. Don't-- 1162 00:46:22,198 --> 00:46:25,201 don't feed my brain that she's, like, 1163 00:46:25,243 --> 00:46:26,619 freaking out. 1164 00:46:26,661 --> 00:46:29,330 - You want me to lie to you? - I don't know. 1165 00:46:29,372 --> 00:46:32,417 - Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that, like-- 1166 00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,961 I've just found out so many-- like, multiple things 1167 00:46:35,003 --> 00:46:36,421 while we were dating. 1168 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:37,714 He doesn't care. 1169 00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:40,008 - I was not Mr. Cheat Guy. 1170 00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:41,801 I just wasn't. I mean, you know me. 1171 00:46:41,843 --> 00:46:43,928 I'm a weak man when it comes to other women, 1172 00:46:43,970 --> 00:46:47,766 but, like, I was not like, hey, she's gone, come over. 1173 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,601 - It's like you and Olivia-- 1174 00:46:49,642 --> 00:46:51,895 it's not like you cheated on her multiple times. 1175 00:46:51,936 --> 00:46:53,980 I told her--I was like, Shep cheated on me multiple times. 1176 00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:56,316 Austen didn't do that to you. - Okay, hey, hey, hey-- 1177 00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:59,861 - Can I just be-- - Once again, once again-- 1178 00:46:59,903 --> 00:47:02,280 - She's just like, I've found out so many times 1179 00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:04,115 that he, like, did this and this. 1180 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,492 She doesn't know sh--. 1181 00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:07,327 - Like, you're not even ----ing together anymore. 1182 00:47:07,369 --> 00:47:09,662 I mean, like, if every event we go to 1183 00:47:09,704 --> 00:47:11,373 she's going to be talking 1184 00:47:11,414 --> 00:47:12,999 about how you cheated on her all the time, 1185 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,251 I'd be like, get the (BLEEP) over it. 1186 00:47:17,379 --> 00:47:21,091 I tried to be nice, but, like, I don't owe you sh--. 1187 00:47:26,805 --> 00:47:29,766 [upbeat music] 1188 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:30,100 * * 1189 00:47:34,396 --> 00:47:36,439 - We're passing out cake. 1190 00:47:36,481 --> 00:47:37,565 - Hey. 1191 00:47:37,607 --> 00:47:38,817 - Thank you. 1192 00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:41,569 - Wait, this is so cute. I need a little photo. 1193 00:47:41,611 --> 00:47:44,656 [camera shutter clicks] - They're so cute. 1194 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,537 - Peachy. Rosy. 1195 00:47:50,578 --> 00:47:52,330 [laughter] 1196 00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:54,624 - We're so classy. 1197 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:57,752 - Get a dildo, whip it out, and swing it around. 1198 00:47:57,794 --> 00:47:59,421 - So my parents, they moved to Houston. 1199 00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:01,256 - So you're at the house by yourself? 1200 00:48:01,297 --> 00:48:03,383 - Yes, I'm keeping an eye on things. 1201 00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:04,759 - I'm coming tomorrow. - Yeah, that's cool. 1202 00:48:04,801 --> 00:48:06,052 - Yeah, seriously, I want to throw a party 1203 00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:07,262 and, like, have everyone there. 1204 00:48:07,303 --> 00:48:09,222 - Yeah, and when Paige is back in town-- 1205 00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:10,765 She's not struggling, 1206 00:48:10,807 --> 00:48:13,393 but she's like, look, I don't have friends in Charleston, 1207 00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:14,936 and you have friends in New York. 1208 00:48:14,978 --> 00:48:17,480 So maybe I can bring her over, and you guys can hang. 1209 00:48:17,522 --> 00:48:19,024 - Yeah, I've been around her. 1210 00:48:19,065 --> 00:48:21,026 Taylor and I were talking about that before we got here. 1211 00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:23,153 Like, we don't know here. - Yeah. 1212 00:48:23,194 --> 00:48:25,405 Well, you guys, no one has had a chance to hang out yet. 1213 00:48:25,447 --> 00:48:27,073 - Shepherd, can we get out of here? 1214 00:48:27,115 --> 00:48:28,575 I'm going to go grab-- 1215 00:48:28,616 --> 00:48:30,785 Or I'm going to say something to Craig. 1216 00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:33,121 - I hope that you know that, like, when we are here, like, 1217 00:48:33,163 --> 00:48:34,789 we don't leave the house. 1218 00:48:34,831 --> 00:48:36,332 So I hope you never thought that it was like we don't want 1219 00:48:36,374 --> 00:48:38,793 to hang with you guys. 1220 00:48:38,835 --> 00:48:40,295 - God damn it, Craig. 1221 00:48:40,337 --> 00:48:41,963 Quit talking. - Austen. 1222 00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,131 - I'm trying. 1223 00:48:43,173 --> 00:48:45,258 He's just talking about cats and sh--. 1224 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:48,136 - No, but, I mean-- - But does Paige like us? 1225 00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:49,846 Like, would she want to? 1226 00:48:49,888 --> 00:48:51,765 Because, I mean, we've been around her a few times, 1227 00:48:51,806 --> 00:48:53,224 and so we still don't know each other. 1228 00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:56,353 - I know, but look, if you guys are open to it, 1229 00:48:56,394 --> 00:48:58,188 we would love to come and hang. 1230 00:48:58,229 --> 00:49:00,648 - Yeah. 1231 00:49:00,690 --> 00:49:02,650 - God damn it, I was about to snap. 1232 00:49:02,692 --> 00:49:04,444 He started talking to someone else now. 1233 00:49:04,486 --> 00:49:05,904 - What are we talking about? 1234 00:49:07,530 --> 00:49:09,157 - I was saying I'd like to reconnect. 1235 00:49:09,199 --> 00:49:11,409 And then Olivia was like, well, does Paige even like us? 1236 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:12,994 - Okay, fine. (BLEEP) this. 1237 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:15,580 - And I was like, if that's the impression that we've given, 1238 00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:17,665 then I feel bad, because that's-- 1239 00:49:17,707 --> 00:49:20,043 Yes, she likes you guys. Like, that's not-- 1240 00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:22,504 - Well, I think this is something 1241 00:49:22,545 --> 00:49:24,547 that would be really-- - We are leaving. 1242 00:49:24,589 --> 00:49:25,799 - Okay, hold on one second. 1243 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,467 - Well, I just wanted you to know. 1244 00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:29,344 - Okay, I'm just going to finish up a convo. 1245 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:31,096 - The timer is on. both: Okay. 1246 00:49:31,137 --> 00:49:33,431 - [chuckles] 1247 00:49:33,473 --> 00:49:36,142 - Obviously, we have missed your friendship. 1248 00:49:36,184 --> 00:49:37,852 Y'all aren't here. 1249 00:49:37,894 --> 00:49:40,980 - No, but now, like, we want to get it to, like, 70% here, 1250 00:49:41,022 --> 00:49:42,357 30% there. 1251 00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:45,777 And so she's open to, like, hanging. 1252 00:49:45,819 --> 00:49:47,445 - And we're totally open to that. 1253 00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:51,700 But I will say, just from my perspective, 1254 00:49:51,741 --> 00:49:55,537 the way that you approached our breakup 1255 00:49:55,578 --> 00:49:57,872 was, like, very sh---y.. - Okay, but-- 1256 00:49:57,914 --> 00:50:00,417 - When the breakup happened, when we separated ways... 1257 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:01,793 - Taylor, that-- 1258 00:50:01,835 --> 00:50:04,379 - Like, that was very-- and you didn't--Madison. 1259 00:50:04,421 --> 00:50:05,797 I'm not even, like... - Taylor-- 1260 00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:07,340 - Best friends with Madison. She texted me. 1261 00:50:07,382 --> 00:50:08,717 - No one did anything bad except him, 1262 00:50:08,758 --> 00:50:10,218 and I'm the one that stopped it. 1263 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:11,678 - She texted me and said, I hope that you're doing okay. 1264 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:13,054 - Oh, boy. - I told you that. 1265 00:50:13,096 --> 00:50:14,931 - And then you called Austen the day after 1266 00:50:14,973 --> 00:50:16,933 and laughed about Shep trying to cheat on me. 1267 00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:18,393 - Well, that's not true. If he told you that-- 1268 00:50:18,435 --> 00:50:20,061 - Yes, you did. 1269 00:50:20,103 --> 00:50:22,063 - Austen, did I ever laugh about Shep cheating on Taylor? 1270 00:50:22,105 --> 00:50:23,231 - Yes. Tell him. 1271 00:50:23,273 --> 00:50:24,691 - You laughed at Shep's behavior. 1272 00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:26,276 That's it. - Because he's a clown. 1273 00:50:26,317 --> 00:50:28,361 - You laughed about it! 1274 00:50:28,403 --> 00:50:30,739 Was my relationship a joke to you? 1275 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:32,699 - Stop it. I don't want to raise my-- 1276 00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:34,701 Taylor. - Like, can we not do this? 1277 00:50:34,743 --> 00:50:36,578 - That's why I want to get the hell out of here, man. 1278 00:50:36,619 --> 00:50:38,204 I tried to go 30 minutes ago. 1279 00:50:38,246 --> 00:50:40,206 Dude, when you linger at a party, this sh-- happens. 1280 00:50:40,248 --> 00:50:42,751 - Dude, do you realize how, like, sh---y that is? 1281 00:50:42,792 --> 00:50:44,753 Like, we used to be friends, dude. 1282 00:50:44,794 --> 00:50:47,339 - I didn't cheat on you. - I don't care. 1283 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:49,257 I used to be, like, good friends with you, 1284 00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:50,675 and, like, I haven't heard from you. 1285 00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:52,510 I haven't talked to you. You-- 1286 00:50:52,552 --> 00:50:55,889 After the whole breakup, you didn't even talk to me. 1287 00:50:55,930 --> 00:50:57,932 - Because you're my friend's girlfriend, 1288 00:50:57,974 --> 00:50:59,267 but he's my friend! 1289 00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:02,020 - But he's a ----ed-up human being! 1290 00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:03,897 - Yes, but I can't go behind his back. 1291 00:51:03,938 --> 00:51:05,148 - Oh, Tay. 1292 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:06,941 - You are mad at him. - Go hug your friend. 1293 00:51:06,983 --> 00:51:09,486 - You don't care about him! - But I don't-- 1294 00:51:09,527 --> 00:51:10,695 I can't go behind his back and tell you that. 1295 00:51:10,737 --> 00:51:12,322 - So why not? You need to. 1296 00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:14,282 - You're mad at him, not me. 1297 00:51:14,324 --> 00:51:15,492 - Don't date me. [chuckles] 1298 00:51:15,533 --> 00:51:17,077 Simple solution. 1299 00:51:17,118 --> 00:51:19,245 - Well, I thought that he can sit over there 1300 00:51:19,287 --> 00:51:20,663 and laugh about it, too. 1301 00:51:20,705 --> 00:51:22,374 - Oh, God. Oh, jeez. 1302 00:51:22,415 --> 00:51:24,542 - Maybe y'all should all just go laugh about it together. 1303 00:51:24,584 --> 00:51:26,127 - You're deflecting from the fact that Shep hurt you. 1304 00:51:26,169 --> 00:51:28,088 No one else. - Four of them, four of them. 1305 00:51:28,129 --> 00:51:30,465 - Shep doesn't give a sh--, and it makes me hurt 1306 00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:31,966 that you don't give a sh--. 1307 00:51:32,008 --> 00:51:34,219 I think the only person that actually gives a sh-- 1308 00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:35,970 that it hurt me was Austen. 1309 00:51:36,012 --> 00:51:38,807 Obviously, Olivia, too, but the girls 1310 00:51:38,848 --> 00:51:41,518 have, like, had my back, always. 1311 00:51:41,559 --> 00:51:43,645 The only guy that's had my back is Austen. 1312 00:51:43,687 --> 00:51:44,854 Like, you didn't have my back. 1313 00:51:44,896 --> 00:51:46,731 - Well, you don't know what's happened. 1314 00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:48,400 - Shep doesn't give a sh-- about anyone but himself. 1315 00:51:48,441 --> 00:51:49,984 - Taylor, I'm sorry you're upset, 1316 00:51:50,026 --> 00:51:51,319 but you don't know what I've said to Shep. 1317 00:51:51,361 --> 00:51:52,821 You don't know how many times I've cut him off. 1318 00:51:52,862 --> 00:51:54,364 - What have you said to Shep? 1319 00:51:54,406 --> 00:51:55,657 - You weren't there the night he did it. 1320 00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:56,950 Okay? - What did you say? 1321 00:51:56,991 --> 00:51:59,369 - I ----ing threw him through a ----ing wall. 1322 00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:00,453 All right? - Really, you did? 1323 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:01,705 - So screw you. 1324 00:52:01,746 --> 00:52:03,415 I'm the one that-- if it wasn't for me, 1325 00:52:03,456 --> 00:52:04,499 you would have slept with the ----ing girl, 1326 00:52:04,541 --> 00:52:05,792 and I should have let him. 1327 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:07,293 Jesus, stop ----ing yelling at me. 1328 00:52:07,335 --> 00:52:08,920 I didn't cheat on you, all right? 1329 00:52:08,962 --> 00:52:10,422 My friend did. 1330 00:52:10,463 --> 00:52:12,716 So stop ----ing yelling about sh-- you don't know about. 1331 00:52:12,757 --> 00:52:15,385 - What about your girl cheating on you? 1332 00:52:15,427 --> 00:52:19,514 - No, Taylor, you can't say that. 1333 00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:22,392 - You're embarrassing yourself. 1334 00:52:22,434 --> 00:52:24,185 - * Ba-ba-do * 1335 00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:25,645 * Ba-ba-dee * 1336 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:29,482 * It's easy, ask the birds and bees * 1337 00:52:29,524 --> 00:52:31,693 [dramatic music] 1338 00:52:31,735 --> 00:52:35,405 - This season on "Southern Charm"... 1339 00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:37,490 - Damn. - Oh, my gosh. 1340 00:52:37,532 --> 00:52:38,867 It looks so pretty. 1341 00:52:38,908 --> 00:52:41,369 - Oh, wow, this looks very nice. 1342 00:52:41,411 --> 00:52:44,289 - Oh. Whoo. That's cold. 1343 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:46,249 - It's all in the wrist. - [laughs] 1344 00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:48,793 - I'm in Jamaica. 1345 00:52:48,835 --> 00:52:50,045 - Oh! 1346 00:52:50,086 --> 00:52:51,129 - Ooh. - Aah! 1347 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:52,505 - You okay, baby? 1348 00:52:52,547 --> 00:52:55,800 - Hey, my name's Dieter. I'm from Dusseldorf. 1349 00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:58,303 both: Mm... - Mwah! 1350 00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:00,555 - Why do I feel so nauseous? 1351 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:02,682 [spits] Oh, my God. 1352 00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:04,934 - Tell me about your first pregnancy? 1353 00:53:04,976 --> 00:53:07,812 - I had a pelvic fracture during the delivery. 1354 00:53:07,854 --> 00:53:09,064 - Oh. 1355 00:53:09,105 --> 00:53:10,565 - Like, I'm not trying to plan a wedding. 1356 00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:11,858 - Well, why would we date 1357 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:14,277 if we're not going to take the next step? 1358 00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:17,030 - I feel like our souls connected. 1359 00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:19,115 - [laughs] 1360 00:53:19,157 --> 00:53:21,493 - Whoa. Whoa. 1361 00:53:21,534 --> 00:53:24,329 - I have been out with Olivia. 1362 00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:26,414 - So, like, you're going to ask her out or something? 1363 00:53:26,456 --> 00:53:27,582 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1364 00:53:27,624 --> 00:53:28,583 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1365 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:29,834 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1366 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:30,710 - Yeah. 1367 00:53:30,752 --> 00:53:32,420 - Taylor is in Shep's room. 1368 00:53:32,462 --> 00:53:33,755 - What happened? 1369 00:53:33,797 --> 00:53:36,633 - Shep and Taylor banged. - Last night? 1370 00:53:36,675 --> 00:53:39,427 - This kissing bandit last night-- 1371 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:41,638 - It was a real naked picture. 1372 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,515 He's going to freak the (BLEEP) out. 1373 00:53:43,556 --> 00:53:44,766 - Shep, chill out. 1374 00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:46,309 Don't ----ing bring up our relationship. 1375 00:53:46,351 --> 00:53:48,895 - You wound up cheating on me! both: You did! 1376 00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:50,730 - Be the bigger man. - I'm trying. 1377 00:53:50,772 --> 00:53:52,273 - You're the oldest guy in the room. 1378 00:53:52,315 --> 00:53:54,442 Grow up. 1379 00:53:54,484 --> 00:53:58,446 - To even sit there and be saying that kind of stuff... 1380 00:53:58,488 --> 00:54:00,407 - That is not your best friend. 1381 00:54:00,448 --> 00:54:02,367 - I just don't want to make it worse. 1382 00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:04,035 [sighs] 1383 00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:06,287 - Guess what! Do it again! 1384 00:54:06,329 --> 00:54:07,872 Boy! 1385 00:54:07,914 --> 00:54:09,958 - Ahh... - Here's to that. 1386 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,712 - Yeah, here's to that. - [chuckles] Hmm. 99220

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