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Every act of creation begins
with an act of destruction...
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Pablo Picasso, baby.
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After my semester of
studying great minds
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and entrepreneurs alike,
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I've picked up some
great business lessons
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but also some great life ones.
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I'm proud of you, Junior.
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"Likeness rights in perpetuity"?
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No, no, no. Whose day do I have to ruin?
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Well, anyone didn't just
confirm Anderson .Paak
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and the Free Nationals
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at Bar None's school year kickoff party.
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Now I'm racking up wins
like "Nitro" -era Goldberg,
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a successful businessman
whose most powerful quote,
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"Who's next?" is also
my managerial motto.
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That is your fifth pamplemousse.
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If you stay here, you need to kick in.
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Sorry, Sofia.
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Don't be sorry. Be better.
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A-admittedly, I have sort of fumbled
the bag on the living situation.
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And where you living, in
my house, rent free, right?
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Here's an adult decision for you.
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I'm out.
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So about our holiday potluck-palooza...
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Don't you dare.
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Do you know how hard it is to line up
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the holiday schedules of an influencer,
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an East Coaster, two
locals, and a Lauryn?
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I had every intention of going,
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but I booked a gig in San Diego.
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Hmm, I didn't know there was a
booming fashion industry in San Diego.
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Well, I'm not staying in town
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for Mom and Dad's very special
marriage-saving holiday.
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Then come to New York.
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Sure, there's gonna be Luka's rant
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about the gentrification
of Christmas trees,
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but we also have a place in SoHo.
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You don't have to go to New York.
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- He livestreams those rants.
- It's a nah for me.
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I'm really excited to go to San Diego
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and be the smartest person in the city.
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Guess who got invited to host the
spin-off of "Influencer Island"!
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- Me!
- Oh, my glob.
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If Goldberg's asking, "Who's next?"...
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guess who's got two thumbs,
calves that won't quit,
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and a brand-new client.
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This guy.
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Oh, my God. Baby, I'm so proud of you.
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets ?
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? This is what I say ?
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? You can't tell me nothin' ?
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BOTH: ? My heartbeat is so loud ?
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? ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? ?
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To Annika and continuing
her dominance of social media
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on land, air, and now sea!
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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- BOTH: Whoo!
- Mm.
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To my girl, from influencer
on "Influencer Island"
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to the host of "Social Submarine."
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Oh, my God, it's officially official.
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Aw, baby's first-deal memo as a host
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and not contestant trash.
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Okay, less than I thought, but I'm
just excited for this opportunity.
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Uh, do you mind if I
peruse your contract?
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Sure, you probably
understand more than I do.
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Yeah, we'll take a look.
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Ooh.
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Boo bear, you need to get paid more.
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It's fine.
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I don't want to lose this
opportunity being greedy.
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I need to negotiate this for you.
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Awkward.
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No, I-I go to school for this,
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and I know how to bend an
ear without breaking the bank.
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Besides, you don't see
Zara complaining about me
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helping to secure her the bag, right?
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So...
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Okay, you know what?
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Why not?
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Do your thing, "baybay."
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Ooh, "baybay," I love that.
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Yes, 911? It's getting gross.
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Ahh.
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- Now don't move.
- Mm-hmm.
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I want to try something unconventional.
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Okay, cool, yeah, no,
I like unconventional.
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Unconventional is good.
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Aah!
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- Oh, my God.
- It's so good, right?
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No, it's the opposite of
good... it's unthinkable.
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I think that you broke my penis.
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- Don't look at it!
- What?
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Just close your eyes!
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- Ugh!
- What?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Hey, babe?
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Let's go over your counteroffer.
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Okay, so first off, first class.
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You are the star of "Social Submarine,"
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and you should be treated as such.
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Also, check out my
counter for your salary.
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You think you can get me that much?
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That would pay my tuition.
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Well, then call me the
Andre Johnson scholarship,
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because that is what I will get you
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and that is what you are worth.
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I have to say,
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I was a little worried about
mixing personal and business,
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but you actually know what you're doing.
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Wow, you really took the scenic
route with that compliment.
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I just want to say thank
you for keeping me company.
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- It's the least I could do.
- Yeah.
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I thought we were doing,
like, a reverse counter...
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Stop, please. Please just stop, okay?
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'Cause when you talk
about it, I think about it.
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When I think about it, it hurts.
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Where is he? Oh, God.
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I thought they were pointing
me toward the morgue.
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No, Doug, it's much
worse than the morgue.
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Okay, well, you didn't
show up for class,
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and I'm your emergency contact.
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- Edie?
- [SIGHS]
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I shattered your man's...
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man.
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I guess I didn't know my own power.
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Wait, are you saying... did you...
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to him?
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Oh, this is the X-ray
they were talking about
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at the nurses' station.
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What were they saying
at the nurses' station?
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Will I be able to walk again?
Will I have to become a priest?
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Just keep it straight with me, okay?
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I can handle it.
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Who are you texting?
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I'm getting a TA to cover my lecture.
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Do we know how long this is gonna be?
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[SNICKERS] Not as long as it was.
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This is funny?
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Look at me. No, look.
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Go ahead.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, my... It's Taylor. Are you ready?
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What time is it? Game time.
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- What time is it?
- Just answer the phone.
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Yes, you're right, okay.
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Hey, Taylor.
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So I reviewed your counter,
and this is where we're at.
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We can make the hotel
work instead of the rental.
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Mm.
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And we'll agree to first-class travel
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on a non-precedential basis, of course.
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- [PHONE BEEPS]
- Are you not entertained?
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Finally, regarding compensation,
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we don't have room in the budget,
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but we love Annika and
think she'd be amazing.
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We have a deal?
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Take it, take it.
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? ?
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I think we have a...
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I can get more.
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She is trying to play me,
but what she's about to learn
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is that Andre Johnson ain't no Game Boy.
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Uh, Taylor...
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my client won't take one
cent less than our counter.
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If you can't get there,
then you don't get her.
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- Bye, now.
- Can we...
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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- And that's how it's done.
- What the actual [BLEEP]?
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You just ignored me and
cost me my dream job.
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What were you thinking?
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Oh...
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my God.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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She is no longer entertained.
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What happened to bending the ear
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- without breaking the bank?
- I...
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I literally watched
you break the ear off
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and burn the whole bank down.
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I-if you want big money,
you have to take big swings.
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That is the business of business.
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And like my parents
used to say, "Chillax."
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- "Chillax"?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God, I cannot
believe this is happening.
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Are we, um, interrupting something?
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You know, I've seen enough
arguments between my parents
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that I know exactly what's up.
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We just saved Andre's life.
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No, no, the only thing that is
being saved is Annika's deal.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go for a walk
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and wait for Taylor to call me back,
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which she will.
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Annika, why are you
breathing through your eyes?
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My manager went rogue.
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I think I messed up by
mixing business with pleasure.
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I mean, you did trust
him to make the deal,
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so maybe you should try to just relax.
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Get out.
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Okay, done.
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? ?
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[SIGHS]
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O-okay, maybe I could have
listened to her better, right?
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But I was on a negotiation high.
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I needed to follow my instinct.
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If she thinks you owe her an apology,
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you need to give it to her.
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But I don't want to.
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Why you ask for advice
if you not gonna take it?
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I just feel like people
shouldn't apologize
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unless they mean it.
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My daddy been apologizing for all
type of stuff he ain't even do.
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He been married for 36 years.
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He mostly happy, too.
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- You think?
- I know.
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Look, bring her to the DougOut.
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I'll provide the incredible vibes.
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You provide her with the
apology that she needs to hear.
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You gonna hook me up
with some free food?
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No.
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I know you and Aaron beefing,
but we ain't free-shit close.
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? ?
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Damn.
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Okay, see you soon.
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Bye.
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Hey, what's up?
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Sorry about missing the potluck again,
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but San Diego calls.
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You would think you could pack light
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when you're just going
to San Diego for a gig,
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but, like, I have so many fun
clothes that I want to wear
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but I never get to wear,
but I will wear in San Diego.
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So...
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Why don't you just admit
you're gonna go see Drea?
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I know it's a bad idea,
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but she was just so
sweet when she asked me.
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It's cool.
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You don't need to
explain yourself to me.
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If you want to go see Drea, just go.
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We're all here trying
to figure things out,
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and sometimes you have
to experience firsthand
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if something is or isn't for you.
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? ?
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- [YELPS] Okay, yeah.
I think I should do it.
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- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just slide it right under there.
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00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,269
[SIGHS] Okay.
258
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,479
Yeah, yeah, yeah. [SIGHS]
259
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,481
My God.
260
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,359
I'm 26 years old, and I'm
sitting on a dong doughnut.
261
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,362
You know, just killing
the game, Jackson.
262
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,948
This sucks, 'cause you're gonna
be out there in them streets,
263
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,366
while I'm sitting here
264
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,535
with my business looking
like a soggy curly fry.
265
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:23,874
Okay, since I am somewhat
responsible for your predicament...
266
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,709
- Yeah.
- I won't go on any dates
267
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,713
until you are back to a
thick-cut potato wedge.
268
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,839
The thickest cut, yeah.
269
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,257
I'll even nurse you back to health.
270
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,967
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
271
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,344
I find that amenable of you.
272
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,638
You might want to just
not touch me like that
273
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,724
and maybe talk to me in my dad's voice.
274
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,684
Just a deep gravel.
275
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:45,604
[SOFT TENSE MUSIC]
276
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:49,024
? ?
277
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,776
Uh, listen, I know I screwed up.
278
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,070
So first thing tomorrow morning,
279
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,530
I'm gonna call Taylor,
280
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:58,325
and I'm gonna beg her
to take the whole deal.
281
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:02,746
I, uh, apologize, Annika.
282
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,664
Thank you, Andre.
283
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,625
I really appreciate that.
284
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:10,128
- So we're good?
- Yeah, we're good.
285
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:13,173
Okay, cool, so, uh, should we order?
286
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,967
What... what's dinner
without the food, am I right?
287
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,802
I'm glad you owned this.
288
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,397
I know I was on one, but what you did...
289
00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,308
it really got to me.
290
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,645
You do understand why this is
such a big deal to me, right?
291
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,522
One hundo P, one hundo P, but
you know what I would love?
292
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,983
I would love a refill on this water.
293
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,277
Uh, Doug, yo, Do... Do...
294
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,446
Do you get why this bothered me or not?
295
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,282
Okay, babe, I'm trying
to be a manager now, okay?
296
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,784
So I know that I have to be more direct
297
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,118
and I have to be more assertive.
298
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,454
So, as my client, I'm
gonna be up front with you.
299
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,498
You're being a little
extra about all this.
300
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,917
Well, as my boyfriend,
301
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,669
why would you apologize
if you didn't mean it?
302
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,587
Because I know you wanted me to
303
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,340
and because I knew it
would make you happy,
304
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,218
and if I'm being honest...
305
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,595
I don't regret what I did with Taylor.
306
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,972
I feel like it was the right
move to make in the moment.
307
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,350
[SCOFFS] This bullshit again.
308
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,143
You're just threatened by the fact
309
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,937
that I'm a successful influencer,
310
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,356
while you're just some
broke entrepreneur.
311
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,233
Okay, wow.
312
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,486
All right, well, with respect,
you're more like a suggester.
313
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,906
Well, with respect, go to hell, Andre.
314
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,534
? ?
315
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,202
Annika, I...
316
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,996
Annika, you know I... [SIGHS]
317
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:31,584
? ?
318
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,753
I don't think she
meant that with respect.
319
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,301
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Hey.
320
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,137
Hey, what's with all the layers?
321
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,514
You gonna go play a round of paintball?
322
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,934
Since you can't seem to handle
these curves God gave me,
323
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,145
I'm putting my light under a bushel.
324
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:53,481
Wait, so you de-sexified
yourself for me?
325
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,775
That is so sexy.
326
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,111
I brought lunch. Footlong for me...
327
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,530
- Mm.
- Boom.
328
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,032
Six-inch for you.
329
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,910
[MICKEY & SYLVIA'S "LOVE IS STRANGE"]
330
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,412
That's cold.
331
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,330
? ?
332
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,540
Eat up.
333
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,377
? ?
334
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,046
You got this.
335
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,590
No, I don't.
336
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,341
? Love is strange ?
337
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,552
I'm gonna marry into
the Burger King monarchy.
338
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,637
I'm gonna kill the Chick-fil-A cow
339
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,473
because I can't screw or
marry a cow... that's illegal.
340
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,483
And I think I'd screw Ronald McDonald,
341
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:31,394
because he gives back. That's a plus.
342
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,104
We answered exactly the same.
343
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,899
? You never wanna quit ?
344
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,068
Ooh.
345
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,861
? ?
346
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,613
- One more, one more.
- Okay, one more.
347
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,672
This one's it.
348
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,282
? ?
349
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,950
- [COUGHING]
- Are you okay?
350
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,118
I'm just kidding.
351
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,954
? Baby ?
352
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,583
? Oh, baby ?
353
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,752
? My sweet... ?
354
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,879
Thank you for putting the
target sign in the toilet.
355
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,632
100% accuracy.
356
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,051
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
- Who can aim?
357
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,260
- You, you.
- I can aim.
358
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,720
- You, you.
- I can aim straight.
359
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,680
- Okay.
- I used to aim to the side.
360
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,308
? ?
361
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,603
[SIGHS] Wow.
362
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,814
- I should get going.
- Yeah?
363
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,690
Really? Okay.
364
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,359
Hey, uh, the campus theater is showing
365
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,486
"Apocalypse Now: Extended Redux."
366
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,072
They say it's longer than
an actual flight to Vietnam.
367
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,407
So I was thinking maybe
we could catch that.
368
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,492
- Well, that sounds fun.
- Yeah.
369
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:31,246
I mean, not fun, but let's do it.
370
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,872
- I'll text you.
- All right, cool.
371
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,541
- Okay.
- Let me get that.
372
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,254
[SOFT MUSIC]
373
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,839
Have a good night.
374
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:46,839
? ?
375
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,650
[CHUCKLES]
376
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:06,650
? ?
377
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,826
You're gonna need something
stronger than beer.
378
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,202
This one's on the house.
379
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,453
Well, if that's the case,
380
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,205
then get that shit you
need the ladder for,
381
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,331
'cause this is your fault.
382
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,958
- My fault?
- Yeah.
383
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,127
When I told you to
fake-apologize to her,
384
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,005
you weren't supposed to tell
her you were fake-apologizing.
385
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,341
- What's wrong with you?
- I couldn't keep lying.
386
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,803
If anything, I should be
commended for telling the truth.
387
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,805
Look, bro, have you ever considered
388
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,766
that she has a point and you were wrong?
389
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,894
I don't know. I guess.
390
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,812
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- Maybe.
391
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,108
Or maybe I was right the whole time.
392
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,610
Taylor just emailed me,
393
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,528
and she said that she
agrees with the terms.
394
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,114
Wow, if I had a mic...
395
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,867
mmm, I would drop it.
396
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,037
[STAMMERS, SIGHS]
397
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,790
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
398
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,626
Hey.
399
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,336
What do you want?
400
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,630
I know we've been radio silent lately,
401
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,381
but I've got something to show you.
402
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,216
Is it an apology email?
403
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,177
Better, much better.
404
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,930
Uh, so the "Social Submarine" gig...
405
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,681
Taylor emailed me back,
406
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,309
and they will be able to
meet my demands on your pay.
407
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,186
[CHUCKLES]
408
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,358
Uh, we'll skip the part
where I say I told you so,
409
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,525
because that doesn't matter.
410
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,903
All that matters is that you got the gig
411
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,488
and I won the negotiation.
412
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,407
This is about so much more than the job.
413
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,619
It's about the fact that
you don't listen to me.
414
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,246
[STAMMERS] I-I do listen to you.
415
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,874
Oh, my God, this is about everything.
416
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,626
You didn't trust me with Drea.
417
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,712
You prioritize everyone
else's needs over mine.
418
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,465
And you hear what you want
to hear, never what I say.
419
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,800
Well, I do hear what you say,
420
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,219
but I-I also hear what you don't say.
421
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,137
And, clearly, you just
don't believe in me.
422
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,600
? ?
423
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,353
What are we doing?
424
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,356
Clearly, something between us is broken.
425
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,944
Can we fix it?
426
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,115
I don't know if I want to.
427
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,494
I mean, do you?
428
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:20,623
[SOFT MUSIC]
429
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:24,794
So, after all the things
that we've been through...
430
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,796
this is how we break up?
431
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,965
? ?
432
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:33,386
It's all the things we've
been through that got us here.
433
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,096
I'm sorry, Andre.
434
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:38,891
? ?
435
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,477
Yeah, me too.
436
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:47,477
? ?
437
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:53,489
While the U.S. Civil War
began on April 12, 1861...
438
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,035
Why are you firing up a
documentary on the Civil War?
439
00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,371
Shouldn't you be getting ready
for your Very Drea Christmas?
440
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,541
Mm, I decided not
to go. You were right.
441
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,501
If I felt the need to lie about it,
442
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,628
it's a red flag, and it's on fire.
443
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,213
I guess I'll just stay here
444
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,174
with the foreign kids and the orphans.
445
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,634
No, okay? No way.
446
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,803
You are spending the holidays with me.
447
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,430
Really?
448
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890
Is your family gonna be okay with that?
449
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,391
Duh, they'd love to have you.
450
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,477
But I'm just gonna let you know,
451
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,354
my uncle's, like, really
curious about lesbians,
452
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,397
so he will be asking
you a lot of questions.
453
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,941
That's just like my uncle.
Okay, I'm gonna go pack.
454
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,568
And I will be sure to leave my Birks
455
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,320
and my Ellen tees at home.
456
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,281
- Okay.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
457
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,658
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
458
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,163
You okay?
459
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,499
[SIGHS] I'm all right.
460
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,751
Sure, yeah, 'cause I'm a guy,
461
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,753
and I don't have, like, any emotions.
462
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,546
Okay, you want me to tell the truth?
463
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,839
I'm not doing great.
464
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,675
I used to complain to Aaron about Annika
465
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,636
and complain to Annika about Aaron.
466
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,097
Now I have no one to
complain about anything.
467
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,518
I know I messed up.
468
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,019
I just...
469
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:08,356
I thought I was doing
what was best for Annika.
470
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,816
It just sucks.
471
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,945
- I'm sorry. I
-I know you really liked her.
472
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,656
She was kind of... she
was kind of right about us.
473
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,325
We just didn't fit together.
474
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,619
She didn't trust or believe in me
475
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,122
to handle her negotiations.
476
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,207
I can't be with someone
who doesn't believe in me.
477
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,376
Well, um, I believe in you.
478
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,587
? ?
479
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,424
Hey, yeah, so, um, you know,
I know we're not having,
480
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,008
like, the potluck anymore,
481
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,762
but I do make, like,
a mean mac and cheese.
482
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,806
Mm, okay, no shade,
483
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,933
but if the cheese
comes in powdered form,
484
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,269
then it's just mac and
cheese product at best.
485
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,563
All right, you hungry or not?
486
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,856
I could eat.
487
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,527
It's never easy when something ends.
488
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,946
And in the chaos of it ending,
489
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,907
you look for comfort
wherever you can find it,
490
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,952
even if that means
highly processed foods.
491
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,667
You know, between ChatGPT
and automatic bidets,
492
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,836
this feels like the end-times.
493
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,754
Yeah, speaking of end-times,
I was supposed to see
494
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,007
"Apocalypse Now" with Edie,
but I haven't heard from her.
495
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,341
Mm, play it cool.
496
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,468
Even if you are thirsty,
you act quenched.
497
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,638
I didn't think we were in, like,
a playing-games-type situation,
498
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,348
You know what I mean? I
think I'm just gonna hit her.
499
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,517
- Yeah, just hit her.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
500
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,978
[EXHALING SHARPLY]
501
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,105
- Bro?
- Yeah, what?
502
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,482
Look.
503
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,859
[DRAMATIC HIP-HOP MUSIC]
504
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,235
Oh.
505
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,112
? ?
506
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,448
[LAUGHING]
507
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,533
That's got to be her brother, right?
508
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,368
? ?
509
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,496
Maybe her stepbrother.
510
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,540
I'm gonna see if they
serve alcohol to go.
511
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,875
Yeah, do that.
512
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:55,475
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