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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,693 --> 00:00:05,627 ["AS TIME GOES BY" BY HENRY MANCINI PLAYING] 2 00:00:15,772 --> 00:00:17,772 [QUIET, INDISTINCT CHATTER] 3 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,778 How long you had that thing? 4 00:00:23,813 --> 00:00:25,871 Had the computer replicate it last week. 5 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:27,951 I'm trying to warm the place up a little bit, you know? 6 00:00:27,976 --> 00:00:29,810 Get a nice vibe going. 7 00:00:30,287 --> 00:00:33,702 The late-night jazz, depressed-guy-at-the-bar vibe? 8 00:00:33,727 --> 00:00:35,089 I can help you with that. 9 00:00:35,191 --> 00:00:37,727 - There you go. - Thanks. 10 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:39,749 Yeah, I'm gonna have to request 11 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,918 an extra monthly shipment of this stuff just for you, Cap. 12 00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:48,269 You know what the worst days are, Olix? 13 00:00:48,688 --> 00:00:50,921 The days when you can't stay busy. 14 00:00:51,368 --> 00:00:55,043 No Krill confrontations, no spatial anomalies, 15 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:57,035 just nothing going on 16 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,907 and all your thoughts just march inward. 17 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:03,030 - So most days. - Hey. 18 00:01:03,286 --> 00:01:04,516 Mind if I join you? 19 00:01:04,541 --> 00:01:07,509 Alara. No. Pull up a chair. I can use an extra liver. 20 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,501 Xelayans don't have livers. 21 00:01:10,126 --> 00:01:11,685 I'll have a double... 22 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:15,218 Double Xelayan tequila. Here you go. 23 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,976 Oh, boy. Am I that much of a lush? 24 00:01:17,081 --> 00:01:19,247 [LAUGHS] 25 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,691 If you want to be alone, I could take off. 26 00:01:24,716 --> 00:01:26,338 No, no, you're all good. 27 00:01:26,516 --> 00:01:30,290 It's just, um, I see you in here a lot lately, you know? 28 00:01:30,315 --> 00:01:31,463 After hours. 29 00:01:31,488 --> 00:01:32,968 Oh, my God, don't tell me the crew is talking. 30 00:01:33,048 --> 00:01:35,981 No, no, nothing like that. It's just... 31 00:01:36,771 --> 00:01:39,952 Look, I know it's none of my business, 32 00:01:40,094 --> 00:01:42,935 but... if you ever need an ear, 33 00:01:43,074 --> 00:01:45,387 I've got two, big, pointy ones. 34 00:01:45,934 --> 00:01:47,826 No, that's nice of you, but there's nothing I can tell you 35 00:01:47,861 --> 00:01:49,256 the whole crew doesn't already know. 36 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:50,401 [CHUCKLES] 37 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:52,931 Believe me, I get it. 38 00:01:53,171 --> 00:01:56,268 I'm used to people talking about my love life. 39 00:01:57,579 --> 00:02:00,450 You know, there are times when I feel like you and I are 40 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:02,975 more alike than any two people on the ship. 41 00:02:03,069 --> 00:02:04,529 How so? 42 00:02:04,935 --> 00:02:07,995 Well, we both know we're good at our jobs 43 00:02:08,078 --> 00:02:10,711 and yet we also seem to be the only two people 44 00:02:10,736 --> 00:02:14,369 who are haunted by this little voice that's always whispering 45 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:17,219 that we don't really deserve to be here. 46 00:02:17,795 --> 00:02:21,713 - And we're both alcoholics. - Heads up. It's a party. 47 00:02:22,258 --> 00:02:24,329 Hey, Bortus. Pull up a chair. 48 00:02:24,365 --> 00:02:26,398 I do not wish to imbibe, sir. 49 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:29,291 I am here to request that we alter course. 50 00:02:29,519 --> 00:02:30,944 Alter course? To where? 51 00:02:31,015 --> 00:02:33,225 - Moclus. - ED: Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up. 52 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,978 This is, this is not another baby thing, is it? 53 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:37,280 No. Sir, you are aware 54 00:02:37,305 --> 00:02:40,005 that Moclans urinate only once per year. 55 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:43,815 - I am, yeah. - It is my time. 56 00:02:46,679 --> 00:02:49,256 Well, you wanted something to do. 57 00:02:55,462 --> 00:02:57,429 ♪ ♪ 58 00:03:27,227 --> 00:03:29,227 ♪ ♪ 59 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,157 ♪ ♪ 60 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:10,014 Okay. Now, I know this is gonna sound 61 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:11,600 utterly insane to most of you 62 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,759 and your first instinct may be to laugh, 63 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:15,961 but we're all going to take this seriously, 64 00:04:15,996 --> 00:04:17,662 so I don't want to hear any jokes, 65 00:04:17,698 --> 00:04:19,831 no snide remarks, nothing. 66 00:04:20,376 --> 00:04:24,111 Now... Kelly? 67 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:28,233 We're diverting course to Moclus 68 00:04:28,345 --> 00:04:31,679 to... watch Bortus pee. 69 00:04:32,035 --> 00:04:34,027 You want to, you want to elaborate on that? 70 00:04:34,052 --> 00:04:37,783 - [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] - I am sorry to be late, Captain. 71 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,742 No, Bortus, actually, you're just in time. 72 00:04:39,777 --> 00:04:43,379 I think it's best if you explain the ceremony to the group. 73 00:04:43,414 --> 00:04:45,074 Yes, sir. 74 00:04:46,492 --> 00:04:50,820 Once a year, every Moclan must prepare for his Ja'loja, 75 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:52,586 the Great Release. 76 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,810 They must travel to their N'kafas, 77 00:04:54,845 --> 00:04:57,071 a place they select during childhood. 78 00:04:57,195 --> 00:05:01,047 There, amidst family and friends, a Moclan urinates, 79 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,566 signifying a cleansing of the spirit 80 00:05:03,601 --> 00:05:06,432 and the beginning of a new year in his life. 81 00:05:06,658 --> 00:05:09,625 As you are my closest friends, I would like you to be there. 82 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,076 What if it's, like, a windy day? 83 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,978 The ceremony is followed by a celebration 84 00:05:17,045 --> 00:05:18,714 for which the captain has allowed the use 85 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,182 of the Orville's mess hall. 86 00:05:20,218 --> 00:05:22,785 You are all invited to attend with a mate. 87 00:05:23,305 --> 00:05:25,187 Okay. Any questions? 88 00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:27,890 Yeah, like a million, but I'm not gonna ask. 89 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:30,226 Union Central has granted clearance for the diversion 90 00:05:30,261 --> 00:05:32,628 as the course aligns with outpost 58, 91 00:05:32,664 --> 00:05:34,430 where, as you all know, we're scheduled 92 00:05:34,465 --> 00:05:37,014 to take on board our new dark matter cartographer. 93 00:05:37,101 --> 00:05:40,294 And Bortus, if you need any time off to make preparations, 94 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,638 - feel free to relieve yourself. - [SNORTS] 95 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:45,169 No, it's-it's okay, man. 96 00:05:45,194 --> 00:05:47,666 - He's just taking the piss out of you. - Okay, that's it. 97 00:05:47,691 --> 00:05:49,625 Dismissed. We're done. We're done. 98 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:07,830 - [DOOR CHIMES] - Come in. 99 00:06:09,675 --> 00:06:11,467 - Hey. - Hey. 100 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:15,404 Listen, I know we haven't talked much lately, 101 00:06:15,732 --> 00:06:20,325 but I want to have a conversation with you about us. 102 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,778 You know what? Stop right there. You don't have to say it. 103 00:06:23,045 --> 00:06:24,747 - I don't? - No, you don't. 104 00:06:25,768 --> 00:06:28,755 Look, I have been drowning in late-night bourbons 105 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:31,297 and I haven't been myself for a while. 106 00:06:31,322 --> 00:06:33,089 I should've communicated with you and I didn't. 107 00:06:33,124 --> 00:06:34,229 That's totally understandable. 108 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:36,720 But-but let me finish. Let me finish. 109 00:06:37,121 --> 00:06:40,522 If you want to give this another shot, I'm in. 110 00:06:42,714 --> 00:06:44,380 I'm seeing someone. 111 00:06:47,056 --> 00:06:48,290 [LAUGHING]: Oh, my God. 112 00:06:48,315 --> 00:06:51,217 - I am, I am an idiot. - No. No, you're not. 113 00:06:51,242 --> 00:06:52,451 - I am a complete and total jackass. - Ed, you are not an idiot. 114 00:06:52,475 --> 00:06:53,787 - Listen to me. - Who-who-who is it? 115 00:06:53,811 --> 00:06:55,277 - Who are you seeing? - It's not important. 116 00:06:55,313 --> 00:06:56,979 - Why? Is it someone I know? - It's not important. 117 00:06:57,014 --> 00:06:58,716 Look, you're gonna meet him. I just, I wanted you to know. 118 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:01,248 - Where? Where am I gonna meet him? - I was... 119 00:07:01,808 --> 00:07:04,720 I was thinking about bringing him to Bortus's Ja'loja party 120 00:07:04,756 --> 00:07:06,622 and I-I didn't want you to be caught off guard. 121 00:07:07,412 --> 00:07:09,325 How long has this been going on? 122 00:07:09,617 --> 00:07:11,343 - About a month. - A month?! 123 00:07:11,368 --> 00:07:13,879 Ed, I know what happened between us has been hard on you 124 00:07:13,904 --> 00:07:15,971 and I don't know, I guess I just, 125 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,300 I wanted to give you time to heal a bit. 126 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:20,454 Wow. You-you really do not know 127 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:21,804 what is going on in my head, do you? 128 00:07:21,839 --> 00:07:24,473 Kelly, this is not a heal up and move on kind of thing. 129 00:07:24,985 --> 00:07:26,742 Okay? I still love you. 130 00:07:26,778 --> 00:07:28,532 I-I haven't been able to function. 131 00:07:28,557 --> 00:07:30,691 I've been trying to figure out how to keep my brain busy 132 00:07:30,715 --> 00:07:32,305 just so I can stop thinking about... 133 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:35,205 You know, I-I played backgammon with Isaac last week, Kelly. 134 00:07:35,278 --> 00:07:37,386 Backgammon. That is a low point for a man. 135 00:07:37,421 --> 00:07:38,682 You're trying to tell me you still 136 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:39,870 don't understand why this doesn't work? 137 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,190 Do you still love me? 138 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:44,912 Let me pitch a hypothetical here. 139 00:07:45,396 --> 00:07:48,898 We're orbiting a planet and you have to assemble a landing party 140 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:50,933 for a mission that's essential to save lives, 141 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,582 but guaranteed to be fatal to the team. 142 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:55,371 Whoever goes down there dies. 143 00:07:55,406 --> 00:07:58,340 Bortus and I are equally qualified to lead the mission. 144 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,095 Which one do you send? 145 00:08:00,671 --> 00:08:02,344 What are the specifics of the scenario? 146 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,679 Doesn't matter. Who do you pick? 147 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:05,834 - What's the required skill set? - We both qualify. 148 00:08:05,859 --> 00:08:07,146 See, I would have to have more information... 149 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,610 See, you can't answer and that's the point. 150 00:08:08,669 --> 00:08:09,801 You shouldn't have to. 151 00:08:09,826 --> 00:08:11,921 Come on. Any two officers, that would be a tough call. 152 00:08:11,956 --> 00:08:14,093 You're trying to tell me you would send the woman you love? 153 00:08:14,151 --> 00:08:16,202 Really? And in that scenario, 154 00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:18,527 just think about how that devalues Bortus's life. 155 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:20,896 How do I know what I would do in that situation? Who would? 156 00:08:20,932 --> 00:08:23,399 And I don't want either of us to ever have to make that choice. 157 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,267 Ed, timing is everything. 158 00:08:25,303 --> 00:08:27,269 Oh, come on. That's a cliché and it's a bunch of crap. 159 00:08:27,305 --> 00:08:28,370 - No, it's not. - It is. 160 00:08:28,406 --> 00:08:29,518 People love saying that 161 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,004 but it blows free will out the airlock. 162 00:08:31,029 --> 00:08:32,631 If two people care about each other, 163 00:08:32,924 --> 00:08:35,211 the choice to love should transcend timing 164 00:08:35,246 --> 00:08:37,531 and anything less is cowardice. 165 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:42,595 I'm gonna go check in with outpost 58. 166 00:08:43,454 --> 00:08:46,157 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 167 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:48,424 [DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT] 168 00:09:08,279 --> 00:09:10,246 ♪ ♪ 169 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:25,594 My God. This ship is amazing. 170 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:27,293 Your file said this is your first posting 171 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:30,573 - on an exploratory vessel? - First time. Yep. Can't wait. 172 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:33,435 Well, it's a great crew. You're gonna like it here. 173 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,640 And this is our captain. 174 00:09:35,665 --> 00:09:37,575 Sir, this is Lieutenant Tyler, 175 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,769 - our new dark matter cartographer. - Oh, hey. 176 00:09:39,794 --> 00:09:41,510 - Pleasure to have you on board. - Oh, please. 177 00:09:41,545 --> 00:09:43,545 Pleasure's mine, sir. I've been posted mostly 178 00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:45,281 on science vessels and outposts, 179 00:09:45,316 --> 00:09:47,449 so I am really excited to be here. 180 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:48,817 An explorer at heart, huh? 181 00:09:48,853 --> 00:09:51,378 Since I was a kid. You have no idea. 182 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,790 Visiting uncharted planets and meeting new species... 183 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:56,292 this is a dream come true. 184 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,861 Uh, can I ask our course heading? 185 00:09:59,025 --> 00:10:00,396 We're on our way to watch 186 00:10:00,431 --> 00:10:02,264 our second officer go to the bathroom. 187 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,333 Anyway, welcome. 188 00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:06,214 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 189 00:10:08,372 --> 00:10:10,739 Our first officer, Commander Grayson. 190 00:10:10,775 --> 00:10:13,233 Lieutenant Janel Tyler reporting for duty, sir. 191 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:15,177 Commander Kelly Grayson. Welcome aboard. 192 00:10:15,478 --> 00:10:17,802 If you don't mind, I'd like to familiarize myself 193 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,548 with your navigational array. 194 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:22,123 - It's all yours. - Thanks. 195 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,440 Hi. 196 00:10:27,106 --> 00:10:29,434 Gordon Malloy. Welcome to the Orville. 197 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,161 Thank you. I was just telling your security chief 198 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:34,406 - how excited I am to be here. - [CHUCKLES]: That's awesome. 199 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,903 [QUIETLY]: Awesome. 200 00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:37,766 Yeah, it's... it's pretty great. 201 00:10:38,151 --> 00:10:40,035 - I bet. - Yeah. 202 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,156 I-I-I love it here. 203 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,605 Like, I know for a lot of people work is work. 204 00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:50,379 You know? But for me... 205 00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:53,063 coming... coming in here every day 206 00:10:53,149 --> 00:10:54,962 is like... 207 00:10:55,899 --> 00:10:57,699 that's not work. 208 00:10:57,997 --> 00:10:59,366 You know? I'm al... I'm always like, 209 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:02,017 "Really? This is my job? How did I win at life?" 210 00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:04,426 But... I did. 211 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,454 I won. 212 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:09,698 Yeah. I mean... 213 00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:13,268 look, if I'm, if I'm not playing my guitar... 214 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,404 this is where I want to be. 215 00:11:16,059 --> 00:11:17,492 Right here. 216 00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:19,714 - You play the guitar? - Hmm? 217 00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:21,606 - I said, you play the guitar? - I do. 218 00:11:21,658 --> 00:11:24,452 I do, yeah. Yeah, I think it's important 219 00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:27,507 for a man to know how to play an instrument, you know? 220 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:29,107 [CHUCKLES]: Yeah. 221 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:31,390 If these fingers could talk. 222 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:40,005 [BEETHOVEN'S "FUR ELISE" PLAYING] 223 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,008 Now you try. 224 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,227 [PLAYING "FUR ELISE"] 225 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,940 Very good, Ty. 226 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,939 - You have been practicing. - Yeah. 227 00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:58,231 Mom makes me practice a half hour every day. 228 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,565 How long did it take you to learn piano? 229 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:03,338 Approximately one-millionth of a nanosecond. 230 00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:04,911 Wow. 231 00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:09,848 Hey there. How's my little Mozart doing? 232 00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,831 His technique is improving, Doctor. 233 00:12:11,893 --> 00:12:13,957 I believe he is ready to begin exploring 234 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,389 more challenging pieces. 235 00:12:15,414 --> 00:12:18,109 Looking good there, big guy. Mwah! 236 00:12:18,261 --> 00:12:20,784 Isaac said I'm "very adequate for a human." 237 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:23,502 Oh, yeah? Well, go get cleaned up for dinner. 238 00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:28,951 Hey, Mom, can James and I go to the simulator? 239 00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,182 - I assume this is James? - Yeah. 240 00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:33,479 Hello, James. I'm Marcus's mom. 241 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,908 Hey. 242 00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,205 Dinner's in half an hour. 243 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,378 You finish your homework? 244 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,239 - Yeah. - Okay. Let's see it. 245 00:12:40,315 --> 00:12:43,062 - I don't have it on me. - Then where is it? 246 00:12:43,118 --> 00:12:45,449 - I did it at school. - Then go get it, 247 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,675 and maybe you can go to the simulator. 248 00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:51,064 Bro, is your mom always such a pain in the ass? 249 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:52,545 James... 250 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,127 do I know your parents? 251 00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:56,079 - I don't know. - Well, I'm sure they 252 00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:58,546 want you home for dinner, too, so I suggest 253 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:01,299 you scoot your own ass on out of here. Now. 254 00:13:01,939 --> 00:13:04,938 - Later, man. - No. Mom! 255 00:13:04,973 --> 00:13:06,177 What the hell's your problem? 256 00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,279 That was my friend. 257 00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:08,860 A: You watch your mouth; 258 00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:10,333 and B: That's not the kind of friend 259 00:13:10,358 --> 00:13:11,845 I want you hanging around with. 260 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,080 Well, everybody at school likes him. 261 00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:16,179 And you don't even know him, so how can you talk? 262 00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:18,070 You really want to be friends with someone 263 00:13:18,095 --> 00:13:20,262 who calls your mother a pain in the ass? 264 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,748 I'll be in my room. 265 00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,278 Nobody told me it would be this bad. 266 00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:33,203 Is there a reason your son has become 267 00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:35,232 uncharacteristically combative? 268 00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:38,125 Isaac, I have no idea. 269 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,873 I never raised a teenager before, 270 00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:42,649 and I don't have a clue as to how to get to him. 271 00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:45,652 It's like he hates me for no reason. 272 00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:48,297 Have you examined him for unidentified viruses 273 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:49,983 or neurological disease? 274 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,371 No, of course not. 275 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,901 If he is carrying a biological foreign agent 276 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,395 that could infect the rest of the crew... 277 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,649 No, Isaac, he's-he's not sick. 278 00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:00,900 He's just... growing up, and I can't stop it. 279 00:14:00,936 --> 00:14:03,903 Are there not chemical compounds that could effectively stunt 280 00:14:03,939 --> 00:14:05,238 his physical development? 281 00:14:05,273 --> 00:14:06,973 My gosh, what's the matter with you? 282 00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:09,075 I am merely trying to assist. 283 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:12,845 Okay, well, then just... play something sweet and jazzy. 284 00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:18,910 [PLAYING "AS TIME GOES BY"] 285 00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,698 ♪ ♪ 286 00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:45,564 ♪ ♪ 287 00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:49,844 [WHIRRING, BEEPING] 288 00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:53,903 We shouldn't be doing this. 289 00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:55,817 Shut up. I'm almost there. 290 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,376 What if somebody comes in? 291 00:14:57,401 --> 00:14:59,034 These are empty quarters. Chill. 292 00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:00,976 My mom's gonna kill me if she finds out. 293 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,191 I'm gonna kill you if you don't shut up. 294 00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,173 - [WHIRRS, BEEPS] - Ah. 295 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,931 Ha-ha! Yes! 296 00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:11,512 One bottle of vodka. 297 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,234 Come on, let's go. 298 00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:18,477 ♪ ♪ 299 00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:19,989 - I'm not asking for - [SIGHS] 300 00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:21,672 a complete security manifest. 301 00:15:21,759 --> 00:15:23,927 I'm just... curious what you know about her. 302 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,991 I don't know anything... I met her yesterday, just like you. 303 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,047 Yeah, but... you have to clear all incoming personnel, 304 00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,696 so you see all the files. 305 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:32,964 May I join you? 306 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,165 Sure. Have a seat. 307 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,932 Okay. Did she say anything 308 00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,790 that had the word "boyfriend" in it? 309 00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:40,155 [LAUGHS]: No. She literally just talked 310 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,873 about how excited she was to be on the Orville. That's it. 311 00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:44,173 What is the problem? 312 00:15:44,273 --> 00:15:46,007 Gordon has a crush on the new cartographer. 313 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,922 I don't have a crush, for God's sakes. 314 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,489 I... just want to know what her deal is, you know? 315 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,218 And I thought maybe I would see if she wanted to go 316 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,854 - to Bortus's Ja'loja party. - Well, then ask her. 317 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,055 Well, how do you think I should do that? 318 00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:58,875 "Hey, I'm Gordon... you like pee"? 319 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,141 Please, I am the last person 320 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,986 you should be asking for dating advice. 321 00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:04,074 You know what kind of luck I've had on this ship. 322 00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:05,813 Maybe you should ask John? 323 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,501 This is more his department. 324 00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:12,386 John, I need to talk to you. 325 00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:14,034 Yeah, what's up? 326 00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:16,937 It's... sort of private. 327 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,705 - Okay, so what is it? - I need your guidance. 328 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,586 You know the new cartographer, Janel? 329 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,103 I sure do. How could you miss her? 330 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:29,894 I want to ask her to be my date to Bortus's Ja'loja, 331 00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,361 but I have, like, zero game, and I know you're kind of, like, 332 00:16:32,386 --> 00:16:34,353 the girl guru on the ship, so... 333 00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:35,877 - I figured you could help me. - Uh... 334 00:16:35,902 --> 00:16:38,202 - you must've heard about the Keribex. - The what? 335 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,718 That's why everybody thinks I'm the guru. 336 00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:40,881 You ever met a Keribex? 337 00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:42,864 - No. - It's an alien with two heads. 338 00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:45,804 I dated one for about two months last year, and here's the thing: 339 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,521 I dated both heads at the same time, 340 00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:49,370 and neither of them found out about the other one. 341 00:16:49,395 --> 00:16:51,371 - Wow. - Yeah, it'd still be going on, 342 00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:53,329 but the left head always wanted to go hiking, 343 00:16:53,354 --> 00:16:55,582 and that's just sort of a deal-breaker for me. 344 00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:57,569 Well, Janel only has one head. 345 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,386 Yeah, I can help you. 346 00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:08,692 Now, the star itself has a number of planets and moons 347 00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:12,592 in its orbit, but which one of them caused the dispute 348 00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:15,890 that led to the Battle of Tarazed? 349 00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:18,065 Anyone? 350 00:17:18,961 --> 00:17:21,208 James. Which planet? 351 00:17:21,428 --> 00:17:23,624 - I don't know. - It was in your reading last night. 352 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,397 - Did you do your homework? - Yeah, but... 353 00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:29,090 - Commander Bortus ate it, so... - [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 354 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,092 Marcus. 355 00:17:31,211 --> 00:17:33,071 Maybe you'd like to answer that question. 356 00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:35,362 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I don't know, either. 357 00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:38,018 Did Bortus eat your homework, too? 358 00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:41,338 Well, the Moclan digestive system is indeed fascinating, 359 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,202 so for tomorrow, James, Marcus, each of you can write 360 00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,383 a 1,000-word essay on its internal mechanisms 361 00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:48,541 and how they function. 362 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,050 Class dismissed. 363 00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:54,088 Hey. 364 00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,656 - Hi. - How you doing? 365 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:57,795 Mm. Better than you, apparently. 366 00:17:57,822 --> 00:17:59,093 Man, those kids are rough. 367 00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:00,389 Yeah, I've seen a lot worse. 368 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,603 You know, I expect it from James, 369 00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:02,708 but I'm a little concerned 370 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,021 Marcus is getting caught up in it. 371 00:18:04,139 --> 00:18:05,205 He's a good kid. 372 00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,888 Well, he has a great mom 373 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,041 and a really great teacher. 374 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,920 - Hmm. - So I'm not too worried. 375 00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:12,035 - We still doing dinner tonight? - You bet. 376 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,887 And... there's something I want to ask you. 377 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,056 - What? - I'll tell you at dinner. 378 00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:19,948 Oh, no, no. Come on, you can't do that. 379 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,031 - It'll keep you in suspense. - Just tell me. 380 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,489 If you're charming enough tonight. 381 00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:25,147 - I'm always charming. - Good. 382 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,639 - Then you'll get to hear it. - [SCOFFS] 383 00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:35,829 [SIGHS] 384 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,499 Lieutenant. 385 00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:49,899 I'm gonna take a shuttle out... 386 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:51,311 I'll be back in a little bit. 387 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,526 Okay, sir. Do you want me to assign a copilot? 388 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,384 No. I'm just gonna go for a drive. 389 00:18:55,528 --> 00:18:56,917 Yes, sir. 390 00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:08,062 Commander, I have the status report on the weapons upgrade. 391 00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:10,187 Thank you, Lieutenant. Uh, Lieutenant. 392 00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:11,921 Yeah? 393 00:19:11,946 --> 00:19:15,639 I could not help overhearing you discuss your complaint 394 00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,864 - in the mess hall. - Complaint? 395 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,757 I am led to understand that you are a failure 396 00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,169 in the practice of mating. 397 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:26,190 [LAUGHS]: Well, I don't think I'd put it exactly like that, 398 00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:29,084 but yeah, things could be better. 399 00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:31,528 There is a young officer under my command 400 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,110 who I have noticed also has no mate. 401 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,744 If you wish, I will order him to mate with you. 402 00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:40,671 Wow, that is the sweetest and most totally wrong thing 403 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,318 anyone has ever said to me. 404 00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:44,585 I have no reason to doubt his seed is fertile. 405 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,767 Okay. Let's just slow down. 406 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:50,437 Bortus, are you trying to fix me up on a date? 407 00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:56,076 It is bad luck to attend a Ja'loja unaccompanied. 408 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,333 Well, we wouldn't want to invite any bad luck, would we? 409 00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,195 - Then you will accept him? - Well, don't order him 410 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,952 to do anything, but if you want to let him know 411 00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:07,119 that I'm up for meeting him, sure. 412 00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:09,683 Only because I'm totally and completely fascinated 413 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,808 by what's happening here right now. 414 00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:13,640 Who would've thought you were a yenta? 415 00:20:13,829 --> 00:20:16,263 - A what? - Ask Kelly. 416 00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,233 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 417 00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:24,661 Okay. 418 00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,855 Out with it. No more suspense. 419 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,881 Mm. Okay, well... 420 00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:32,125 I think... 421 00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,291 I would like it a lot if you came with me 422 00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:36,817 to Bortus's Ja'loja. 423 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,836 - Really? - Yeah. 424 00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,991 That's going public. 425 00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,991 - It's going public, yes. - Well, what about Ed? 426 00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:47,257 - I told him I'm seeing someone. - Does he know that it's me? 427 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,410 No, but he knows I'm gonna have a date to the party. 428 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,195 [SIGHS] 429 00:20:51,362 --> 00:20:53,775 Guys are weird, Kel. The first time you see your ex 430 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,501 with another man, it can be pretty debilitating. 431 00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:59,005 Well, he's gonna have to get used to it eventually. 432 00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:01,110 And yes, Ed can be an intense guy. 433 00:21:01,163 --> 00:21:02,858 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - But he also, at the end of the day, 434 00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:05,524 is very capable of adapting to new situations. 435 00:21:05,627 --> 00:21:07,250 I mean, he may balk at first, 436 00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:11,125 but he's gonna at least want to appear to be classy about it. 437 00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:13,793 All right. 438 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,155 You got yourself a date. 439 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,990 - Yeah? - Yeah. 440 00:21:29,577 --> 00:21:31,911 [GROANING]: Oh, no way. 441 00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,932 What's wrong? 442 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,982 What do you say we take that bottle of wine to the simulator? 443 00:21:42,017 --> 00:21:43,723 Fire up a little moonlight on the beach? 444 00:21:43,825 --> 00:21:46,092 - Sounds good to me. - Let's go. 445 00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:50,096 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 446 00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:52,238 [LAUGHTER] 447 00:21:58,278 --> 00:22:00,567 Oh, man. 448 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,033 What's the big deal? 449 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,887 It was just a little vodka. 450 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,053 First of all, I will ask the questions, 451 00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:24,845 and you will answer the questions. Do you understand? 452 00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:28,476 Do you understand? 453 00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,234 - Yes. - And second of all, 454 00:22:30,259 --> 00:22:33,516 it is a very big deal. Not just because you drank, 455 00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:36,270 but because you... Ty, uh, go back to your room. 456 00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:38,175 But I want to watch Marcus get yelled at. 457 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,986 - Now, Ty. - [CLICKS TONGUE, GRUMBLES] 458 00:22:42,024 --> 00:22:45,557 You hacked a food synthesizer. You're in a lot of trouble. 459 00:22:45,582 --> 00:22:48,116 James is the one who hacked it. I didn't even touch it. 460 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,986 Oh, your new best friend James? That James? 461 00:22:51,063 --> 00:22:52,768 Well, you're not gonna be hanging out with him anymore, 462 00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:53,882 I can tell you that. 463 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:56,592 - Oh, come on, Mom. - Marcus. 464 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,376 If anything else that does not reek of contrition 465 00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:00,594 comes out of that mouth, 466 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,926 you will be grounded for the rest of your life. 467 00:23:02,951 --> 00:23:04,217 You understand? 468 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,684 Look. 469 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,351 All I want to know is where this is coming from. 470 00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,583 You haven't been yourself at all lately, 471 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:15,156 and you're acting like you hate the universe. 472 00:23:15,181 --> 00:23:18,130 Now, I'm pissed as hell at you, but I love you. 473 00:23:19,449 --> 00:23:21,516 I-I... 474 00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:26,326 I just want you to talk to me. 475 00:23:33,296 --> 00:23:36,539 All right. Go to your room. 476 00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,848 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN, SHUT] 477 00:23:43,873 --> 00:23:46,907 I'm starting to think that I suck at this parenting thing. 478 00:23:46,943 --> 00:23:48,909 I must agree with that assessment. 479 00:23:49,019 --> 00:23:50,644 Well, what would you have done? 480 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,988 My anthropological studies have revealed 481 00:23:53,013 --> 00:23:54,782 many different methods of discipline 482 00:23:54,817 --> 00:23:56,727 employed throughout human history. 483 00:23:56,752 --> 00:24:00,654 Perhaps compulsory consumption of further quantities of alcohol 484 00:24:00,679 --> 00:24:03,248 would diminish his desire for the substance. 485 00:24:03,321 --> 00:24:06,588 Pour booze down his throat until he can't handle any more? 486 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,875 - Precisely. - Yeah, that's called murder, Isaac. 487 00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:12,266 - That's not gonna work. - I see. 488 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,103 I thank you for allowing me to observe this conflict, Doctor. 489 00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:18,506 It has been most illuminating. 490 00:24:19,715 --> 00:24:22,593 - Oh, always here to entertain. - [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 491 00:24:29,371 --> 00:24:31,435 Yeah. Yep. 492 00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:37,458 Yeah. Yeah, I like that. That's good. 493 00:24:37,493 --> 00:24:39,026 Yeah, you look like the guy who's on the list 494 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,694 - 'cause you know the DJ. - Does it work? 495 00:24:40,863 --> 00:24:42,029 It does, yeah. 496 00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:43,591 Feels like too many zippers. 497 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,366 Oh, no, no. Always go with one more zipper 498 00:24:45,391 --> 00:24:46,553 than you're comfortable with. 499 00:24:46,578 --> 00:24:48,169 - Oh. - You know what it says? 500 00:24:48,204 --> 00:24:49,837 - What? - "Boom." 501 00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:51,005 - Really? - Yeah. 502 00:24:51,497 --> 00:24:53,434 - Cool. - And that's where you want to start. 503 00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:55,200 You want to walk in with boom. 504 00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:57,471 - Boom. - Yeah, yeah, not like that, but yeah. 505 00:24:57,527 --> 00:24:59,497 - Right. - Just let the threads do the work. 506 00:24:59,554 --> 00:25:01,160 Yeah, you're just a passenger, kicking back, 507 00:25:01,184 --> 00:25:02,168 along for the ride. 508 00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:04,335 Just a guy riding a jacket. 509 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,668 - You feel good? - Yeah, I do. I do. 510 00:25:06,748 --> 00:25:08,389 I'm still nervous, but yeah. 511 00:25:08,581 --> 00:25:11,112 Why you nervous? You're a good looking dude, you're funny. 512 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:13,835 - Just be yourself. - Well, I've just... 513 00:25:13,921 --> 00:25:17,198 You know, I've-I've only ever been with women who liked me. 514 00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:18,930 You know? Never the other way around. 515 00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:20,808 I mean, I'd ask girls out and get rejected, 516 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:24,115 but if she made the first move, we'd end up dating. 517 00:25:24,186 --> 00:25:26,135 - Ah, I get it. - This is a perfect example: 518 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,930 when I lived on Earth, I actually once had a stalker. 519 00:25:28,955 --> 00:25:30,846 - No way. - Yeah, this girl from work. 520 00:25:30,871 --> 00:25:32,639 She used to hang around outside my house 521 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,081 and it got really weird. 522 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,883 Then one night, she broke in, 523 00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:38,119 and I told her I was gonna have to call Union security. 524 00:25:38,154 --> 00:25:39,887 But we ended up talking. 525 00:25:39,922 --> 00:25:41,819 Turned out, we actually had a lot in common. 526 00:25:41,884 --> 00:25:43,368 We ended up seeing each other for five months, 527 00:25:43,392 --> 00:25:44,792 and then she dumped me. 528 00:25:45,022 --> 00:25:46,894 - What? - Said I was too clingy. 529 00:25:46,929 --> 00:25:48,417 You got dumped by your own stalker? 530 00:25:48,495 --> 00:25:49,894 That's nuts, huh? 531 00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:51,632 You think I should call her? 532 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,442 Yeah, I think we need, like, one more zipper. 533 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,013 DANN: Hey. 534 00:26:02,105 --> 00:26:03,777 Hey. 535 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:09,416 Can I help you? 536 00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:12,386 - I'm Dann. - I know. 537 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,735 - You're Alara. - Right again. 538 00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,067 [LAUGHS]: Wait, did... 539 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:22,059 did-did Bortus send you? 540 00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:23,521 Yeah. Can I sit down? 541 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:25,778 - Oh, my God. - [EXHALES] 542 00:26:27,201 --> 00:26:30,004 - He thinks we'd be a good match. - I don't believe it. 543 00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,273 I wonder what kinds of things we have in common. 544 00:26:32,308 --> 00:26:36,840 Um, well, uh, we obviously both know Bortus. 545 00:26:36,865 --> 00:26:38,794 [LAUGHS] Well, there's one. 546 00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:40,614 - Ha. - So, uh, 547 00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,183 want to get a drink sometime? 548 00:26:43,339 --> 00:26:46,420 Look, Dann, I'll be honest with you. 549 00:26:46,592 --> 00:26:48,022 I'm not so great 550 00:26:48,057 --> 00:26:50,634 at the whole dating thing, and I don't think 551 00:26:50,659 --> 00:26:53,194 we're as good of a match as Bortus thinks we are. 552 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,596 Well, I guess you never know until you try. 553 00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:57,264 Yeah, but I-I... 554 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,637 It's my big old stupid dumb head, isn't it? 555 00:26:59,671 --> 00:27:02,203 No. No, it has nothing to do with that, it's... 556 00:27:02,238 --> 00:27:03,704 You don't have to be nice. 557 00:27:03,936 --> 00:27:05,326 My species has a hard time 558 00:27:05,351 --> 00:27:07,474 meeting people outside our home planet. 559 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:10,711 We're just not super appealing, I guess. 560 00:27:11,228 --> 00:27:15,449 But sometimes a person can be special on the inside, 561 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,851 and if you don't look under the surface, 562 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,853 you could miss something great. 563 00:27:20,977 --> 00:27:23,727 And possibly be single the rest of your life. 564 00:27:23,868 --> 00:27:26,126 Or at least for Bortus' Ja'loja. 565 00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:29,129 Okay. All right, you know... what the hell? 566 00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:30,798 Let's do drinks. 567 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,503 Sweetness. 568 00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,471 [DOOR CHIMES] 569 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,006 Come in. 570 00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:39,373 Hey. 571 00:27:39,735 --> 00:27:42,676 Did you take a shuttle out last night? 572 00:27:43,255 --> 00:27:44,861 Uh, no. 573 00:27:44,921 --> 00:27:47,269 The shuttle bay log says you did. 574 00:27:48,949 --> 00:27:50,918 [LAUGHING]: Oh. 575 00:27:51,342 --> 00:27:52,353 Gordon. 576 00:27:52,388 --> 00:27:54,488 - Ha. What about Gordon? - [CHUCKLES]: We... 577 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:56,156 we have this running bit that we do where we put 578 00:27:56,192 --> 00:27:57,725 each other's names in the shuttle log 579 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,200 when we didn't actually take a shuttle out. 580 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,821 And then when the other one finds out, 581 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,030 it's just like, "Oh, my God. Embarrassing. 582 00:28:03,065 --> 00:28:05,899 I didn't take that shuttle. Ah." 583 00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,935 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 584 00:28:08,111 --> 00:28:10,377 It's... it's-it's that. 585 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,085 - You did a drive-by. - Huh? 586 00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:13,540 Don't deny it. I saw you. 587 00:28:13,814 --> 00:28:15,175 I did not do a drive-by. 588 00:28:15,211 --> 00:28:16,227 That's insane. 589 00:28:16,252 --> 00:28:18,112 Your name is in the log, and you did a drive-by. 590 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:19,747 I had to get some air. 591 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,248 We're in space. 592 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:23,187 Did you see what you needed to see? 593 00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:25,932 - Cassius. Really? - Oh my God, I knew it. 594 00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:27,672 Is it-is it "Cassius," or is it "Cassius"? 595 00:28:27,697 --> 00:28:29,513 - Cassius. - Ca... Okay, so you're dating Cassius. 596 00:28:29,537 --> 00:28:31,458 - Yes. Yes, I am. - Okay. 597 00:28:35,286 --> 00:28:37,898 - Go ahead, say it. - Say what? 598 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,867 Whatever snarky jab you were about to make. 599 00:28:41,649 --> 00:28:44,851 I saw him in the mess hall using both hands to sip his tea. 600 00:28:44,876 --> 00:28:46,414 Okay, here's what's gonna have to happen. 601 00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:48,692 We're all living and working on the same ship together. 602 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,222 So you're going to have to somehow find a way 603 00:28:50,246 --> 00:28:52,530 to make peace with this because if what happened last night 604 00:28:52,555 --> 00:28:54,988 ever happens again, I'm going to request a transfer. 605 00:28:55,161 --> 00:28:56,694 Gosh, you know, I'm really impressed 606 00:28:56,719 --> 00:28:59,687 that you can adjust your feelings like a knob on a radio, 607 00:28:59,712 --> 00:29:01,421 - but I can't do that. - You think moving on 608 00:29:01,446 --> 00:29:03,390 was any easier for me than it was for you? 609 00:29:03,426 --> 00:29:05,600 Apparently, since you're the one dating the "two hand tea" man. 610 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,558 We've been over this. We cannot be together. 611 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:10,017 I still love you. Okay? Do you still love me? 612 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,041 It's not that simple. 613 00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:12,999 Yes, it is. Kelly, it is that simple. 614 00:29:13,024 --> 00:29:15,291 If two people love each other, it is exactly that simple. 615 00:29:15,316 --> 00:29:16,648 A captain and his first officer 616 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:18,005 cannot be in a relationship together. 617 00:29:18,114 --> 00:29:19,546 For God's sake, Ed, you know that. 618 00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:20,774 Do you love me? 619 00:29:22,786 --> 00:29:24,712 How I feel is not the issue. 620 00:29:26,035 --> 00:29:27,584 Okay, then. 621 00:29:27,817 --> 00:29:29,720 Have fun with Cassius. 622 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,418 You know, 623 00:29:31,601 --> 00:29:33,454 if you got to know him, believe it or not, 624 00:29:33,489 --> 00:29:34,955 I-I think you'd actually like him. 625 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,390 I doubt it. 626 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:41,674 I have a bunch of work I have to do, so... 627 00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:50,437 [SIGHS] 628 00:30:05,591 --> 00:30:08,166 - [DOOR CHIMES] - Come in. 629 00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:09,693 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 630 00:30:10,216 --> 00:30:11,462 Hi. 631 00:30:11,497 --> 00:30:12,569 Can I help you? 632 00:30:12,594 --> 00:30:14,451 Hi, Dr. Finn. I'm Jody Duncan. 633 00:30:14,476 --> 00:30:15,743 This is my husband, Nathan. 634 00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:17,134 We're James's parents. 635 00:30:17,509 --> 00:30:19,649 Oh. Nice to meet you. 636 00:30:19,674 --> 00:30:22,452 Well, I wish it were under more ideal circumstances. 637 00:30:22,477 --> 00:30:25,652 We wanted to talk to you about what happened, with the alcohol. 638 00:30:25,677 --> 00:30:28,399 Yeah, I know this is uncomfortable for all of us, 639 00:30:28,424 --> 00:30:30,792 but I just think, given the circumstances, 640 00:30:30,817 --> 00:30:35,038 that it's best if Marcus doesn't spend time with James right now. 641 00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:37,038 Well, of course we agree with you, 642 00:30:37,063 --> 00:30:40,492 but, um, we feel it's more serious than that. 643 00:30:40,684 --> 00:30:42,584 Well, he is your son, 644 00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:45,626 but if you're here asking for my professional advice, 645 00:30:45,784 --> 00:30:47,907 - I think maybe talking... - Uh, no. 646 00:30:47,943 --> 00:30:51,144 This isn't about our son. This is about Marcus. 647 00:30:51,923 --> 00:30:53,613 What about Marcus? 648 00:30:53,775 --> 00:30:55,765 Marcus was the one who hacked the synthesizer. 649 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,190 You do know that, right? 650 00:30:57,299 --> 00:30:59,099 No, I don't. 651 00:30:59,254 --> 00:31:02,294 Oh. It was his idea to steal the vodka. 652 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,768 Now, James shouldn't have gone along with it, 653 00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:05,392 and we will be punishing him, 654 00:31:05,578 --> 00:31:07,698 but we just don't think Marcus is someone James should be 655 00:31:07,723 --> 00:31:09,990 spending time with right now, all due respect to you. 656 00:31:10,131 --> 00:31:11,724 NATHAN: We're gonna request that Marcus 657 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,300 be transferred from the class. 658 00:31:13,335 --> 00:31:15,357 We just wanted to let you know first, 659 00:31:15,411 --> 00:31:17,077 out of courtesy. 660 00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:19,512 Are you on drugs? 661 00:31:19,871 --> 00:31:20,907 Excuse me? 662 00:31:20,942 --> 00:31:22,809 James was the ringleader, not Marcus. 663 00:31:23,021 --> 00:31:26,179 That's ridiculous. James told us what happened. 664 00:31:26,214 --> 00:31:28,815 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, well, Marcus tells a different story. 665 00:31:28,850 --> 00:31:30,283 Our son doesn't lie. 666 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,992 - How well do you know your son? - What does that mean? 667 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:35,184 He called me a "pain in the ass" the other day. 668 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:36,441 JODY: That is insane. 669 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,191 There is no way James would say that. 670 00:31:38,226 --> 00:31:40,035 Now, he is a very independent, 671 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:43,144 strong-minded young man, but he is always respectful. 672 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,711 Respectful, my butt. 673 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,507 Dr. Finn... 674 00:31:47,803 --> 00:31:49,602 I have great admiration for you. 675 00:31:49,664 --> 00:31:51,204 Being a single mother is challenging, 676 00:31:51,239 --> 00:31:53,406 and I am sure that it's easy to make mistakes. 677 00:31:53,431 --> 00:31:54,507 Regardless, 678 00:31:54,543 --> 00:31:56,543 we will be scheduling a parent-teacher conference. 679 00:31:56,578 --> 00:31:58,178 You are more than welcome to join. 680 00:31:58,366 --> 00:32:00,032 Count on it. 681 00:32:08,350 --> 00:32:10,302 - Are you kidding me? - What? 682 00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:12,525 What do you mean, what? "We've all been there"? 683 00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:13,727 That's your response? 684 00:32:13,762 --> 00:32:15,795 I don't know. Haven't you ever done a drive-by? 685 00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:17,130 No. Have you? 686 00:32:17,882 --> 00:32:19,905 I might've, once or twice. 687 00:32:19,963 --> 00:32:22,474 My God, every man in the galaxy is a psychopath. 688 00:32:22,604 --> 00:32:23,772 Look, he's hurt. 689 00:32:23,797 --> 00:32:26,209 It sucks. We all can relate to it. He acted rashly, 690 00:32:26,234 --> 00:32:28,468 but I think it's okay for us to be understanding. 691 00:32:28,556 --> 00:32:30,770 - Do you always have to do that? - Do what? 692 00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:32,871 Be so... evolved? 693 00:32:32,896 --> 00:32:35,028 I just don't understand why you're upset with me. 694 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,234 Honestly? Because your "high road" attitude 695 00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:38,682 is making me feel like I'm overreacting, 696 00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,573 when I know for a fact that I'm right. 697 00:32:40,885 --> 00:32:42,121 Do you want me to be jealous? 698 00:32:42,164 --> 00:32:45,327 No. I mean, I don't know. 699 00:32:45,618 --> 00:32:47,527 Yeah. Yes, maybe a little. 700 00:32:47,562 --> 00:32:48,995 I don't see how that's productive. 701 00:32:49,182 --> 00:32:50,196 Cassius, 702 00:32:50,232 --> 00:32:51,941 this is not your classroom. 703 00:32:52,022 --> 00:32:53,482 I am your girlfriend, and right now, 704 00:32:53,507 --> 00:32:55,462 I'm feeling completely disconnected from you. 705 00:32:55,523 --> 00:32:58,521 I am not going to be angry with Ed if I don't feel it. 706 00:32:58,655 --> 00:33:00,985 Look, if you just calm down a little, there's no reason... 707 00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:03,443 - Oh, man. - What? 708 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,898 Never mind. 709 00:33:16,024 --> 00:33:18,557 Program Lamarr 3594. 710 00:33:22,631 --> 00:33:25,131 Okay, here we go. Begin simulation. 711 00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:29,849 Be yourself, go over there, and ask her out. 712 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:36,929 Hi, there. 713 00:33:38,693 --> 00:33:39,808 Hi. 714 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,433 I'm Gordon. What's your name? 715 00:33:41,543 --> 00:33:42,676 Danielle. 716 00:33:42,784 --> 00:33:45,318 Hi, Danielle, I'm Gordon. 717 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:46,907 Want to go back to my place? 718 00:33:46,932 --> 00:33:48,421 Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hold. 719 00:33:48,457 --> 00:33:51,021 Uh, what's the difficulty level? 720 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,619 COMPUTER: Difficulty level: one. 721 00:33:52,644 --> 00:33:54,077 Ah, there's the problem. 722 00:33:54,102 --> 00:33:56,403 Reset difficulty level to eight. 723 00:33:56,598 --> 00:33:58,078 COMPUTER: Resetting. 724 00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,432 Okay, go. 725 00:34:01,730 --> 00:34:02,929 Hey there. 726 00:34:03,029 --> 00:34:04,752 Oh, God, not another one. 727 00:34:04,873 --> 00:34:06,973 My name's Gordon. Mind if I sit down? 728 00:34:07,008 --> 00:34:08,979 Listen, guy, I have been hit on by four different dudes 729 00:34:09,004 --> 00:34:10,370 from four different species tonight. 730 00:34:10,395 --> 00:34:12,361 One of them had his organs on the outside. 731 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:15,595 My boyfriend just dumped me, and all I want to do is drink alone. 732 00:34:15,996 --> 00:34:18,363 Well, then... why'd you come out? 733 00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,587 I like the noise. 734 00:34:20,622 --> 00:34:23,024 Well... if you just want to talk and... 735 00:34:23,049 --> 00:34:25,191 - I don't. - Okay, this is level eight. 736 00:34:25,211 --> 00:34:26,277 What's level nine? 737 00:34:26,302 --> 00:34:27,868 Level nine, she's still dating the guy. 738 00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:30,192 - And level ten? - She's married and has a gun. 739 00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:31,421 So what do I do? 740 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:34,401 Just be creative, be charming. Figure it out. 741 00:34:36,638 --> 00:34:37,937 [SIGHS] 742 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,440 I have six months left to live, 743 00:34:40,475 --> 00:34:43,443 and all I want to do is get to know you before I die. 744 00:34:44,131 --> 00:34:46,179 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 745 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,515 - You're dying? - So totally dying, it's ridiculous. 746 00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:50,189 Nobody's dying more than me. 747 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:53,181 This is probably my last night out, ever, 'cause I'm dying. 748 00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:54,988 Well, I guess I'd be a jerk 749 00:34:55,023 --> 00:34:57,023 if I didn't at least let you get me a drink. 750 00:34:57,058 --> 00:34:59,056 Boom! There it is. Hold simulation. 751 00:34:59,536 --> 00:35:02,083 - I can't tell Janel I'm dying. - That's not the point. 752 00:35:02,108 --> 00:35:04,477 The point is, you're thinking on your feet, you're improvising. 753 00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:07,534 - That's what it's all about. - Okay. 754 00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:09,064 I think you're ready. 755 00:35:16,877 --> 00:35:18,855 - Hello, Doctor. - Isaac, 756 00:35:18,954 --> 00:35:21,549 - do you think I'm a bad parent? - Yes. 757 00:35:21,624 --> 00:35:25,259 [SCOFFS] Well, a computer doesn't lie. 758 00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:27,600 You appear displeased. 759 00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:31,338 James's parents are accusing Marcus 760 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:34,764 of hacking the food synthesizer, and I have to ask myself: 761 00:35:34,848 --> 00:35:36,758 Is it possible they're right? 762 00:35:36,891 --> 00:35:40,026 Did I go wrong somewhere along the line with my son? 763 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,535 Parenting is always guesswork, but... 764 00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:44,630 have I made too many bad guesses? 765 00:35:44,706 --> 00:35:46,410 What do you intend to do? 766 00:35:46,482 --> 00:35:49,409 They want a parent-teacher meeting to decide the issue. 767 00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:53,186 I would be most interested in observing such a ritual. 768 00:35:53,309 --> 00:35:55,442 May I accompany you? 769 00:35:56,694 --> 00:35:59,419 - You'd come with me? - Yes. 770 00:35:59,454 --> 00:36:02,433 Well, then it won't be two against one. 771 00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:03,977 "Two against one." 772 00:36:04,085 --> 00:36:06,486 Do you anticipate hand-to-hand combat? 773 00:36:06,661 --> 00:36:09,062 [CHUCKLES] Possibly. 774 00:36:17,856 --> 00:36:20,323 [LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS] 775 00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:30,913 Hey there, Lieutenant. Hope you're not getting stood up. 776 00:36:30,948 --> 00:36:33,507 - No, I'm actually just early. - Would you like me to get you 777 00:36:33,532 --> 00:36:35,195 a little boozer or something while you're waiting? 778 00:36:35,219 --> 00:36:36,719 It's okay. Thanks, Mooska. 779 00:36:36,754 --> 00:36:38,368 You got it. 780 00:36:38,909 --> 00:36:41,042 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 781 00:36:41,259 --> 00:36:42,324 H-Hey. 782 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,860 H-Hey, there. How's it going? 783 00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:48,597 Amazing. I got a massage today. I feel like a noodle. 784 00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:51,161 - Cool. - [SIGHS] Listen. 785 00:36:51,186 --> 00:36:54,790 I... I felt like we really connected when we met, 786 00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:56,604 and, uh... 787 00:36:56,794 --> 00:36:58,460 I, uh... 788 00:36:59,044 --> 00:37:01,178 Wow, a little-little more nervous 789 00:37:01,231 --> 00:37:02,997 than I thought. [CHUCKLES] 790 00:37:03,145 --> 00:37:04,413 What is it? 791 00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:06,705 - I wrote a poem. - A poem. 792 00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:08,258 I write poetry as a hobby, 793 00:37:08,283 --> 00:37:11,687 and I felt inspired. Okay, you ready? 794 00:37:12,515 --> 00:37:13,694 [DANN CLEARS THROAT] 795 00:37:13,756 --> 00:37:17,655 "Yearning. Passion. Search". 796 00:37:17,927 --> 00:37:20,029 "Who will feed the coals of joy" 797 00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:22,412 "in the stove of emotion"? 798 00:37:22,625 --> 00:37:24,736 "My fingers ache to penetrate the hearth..." 799 00:37:24,761 --> 00:37:27,795 - [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] - "Love is the fish hook" 800 00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:30,613 "that hooks the fish." 801 00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:32,005 What do you think? 802 00:37:32,054 --> 00:37:34,304 - It's really good. - Be brutally honest. 803 00:37:34,357 --> 00:37:37,190 I need absolute honesty or I can't grow as an artist. 804 00:37:37,227 --> 00:37:38,526 No, it's-it's great. 805 00:37:38,581 --> 00:37:41,949 You won't offend me, just tell me the truth. 806 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,632 W-Well, um... 807 00:37:45,288 --> 00:37:48,122 It's maybe a little surface-y. 808 00:37:48,762 --> 00:37:49,823 Oh. 809 00:37:49,848 --> 00:37:52,339 Like, i-i-it doesn't ask anything of the listener. 810 00:37:52,364 --> 00:37:55,265 The imagery's a little obvious, so there's nothing to unearth. 811 00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:58,224 And there's no room for subjective interpretation. 812 00:37:58,401 --> 00:37:59,758 Okay. 813 00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:03,577 Boy, got a little chilly in here all of a sudden, didn't it? 814 00:38:03,946 --> 00:38:05,277 You said to be honest. 815 00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:08,104 Yeah, well, I didn't say take a dump all over my spirit. 816 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:10,177 I didn't say that. 817 00:38:10,631 --> 00:38:12,191 I'm just... 818 00:38:13,211 --> 00:38:15,370 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 819 00:38:16,386 --> 00:38:17,852 [SIGHS] 820 00:38:18,681 --> 00:38:20,748 [SIGHS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 821 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,817 [COMSCANNER BEEPS] 822 00:38:29,165 --> 00:38:30,564 [EXHALES] 823 00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:33,126 [SIGHS] 824 00:38:37,786 --> 00:38:39,252 CASSIUS: Come in. 825 00:38:40,644 --> 00:38:42,868 - Captain. Hi. - No, you don't have to get up. 826 00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:45,536 No, no, it's fine. Can I get you a drink? 827 00:38:45,643 --> 00:38:48,010 Yeah. Actually, a drink would be good. 828 00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:53,307 So... 829 00:38:53,468 --> 00:38:56,435 - what can I do for you? - Well, I... 830 00:38:56,555 --> 00:38:58,579 owe you an apology. 831 00:38:58,735 --> 00:39:00,623 Apology? For what? 832 00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:02,436 [CHUCKLES]: That's nice of you to say, 833 00:39:02,461 --> 00:39:04,545 but I think we both know what. 834 00:39:05,621 --> 00:39:06,721 Listen, Cas-sius... 835 00:39:06,789 --> 00:39:08,289 - Cassius. - Damn. 836 00:39:08,324 --> 00:39:09,657 Um... 837 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,926 look, this is a small ship, 838 00:39:11,961 --> 00:39:13,027 and... 839 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,029 it's just gonna take me a minute 840 00:39:15,064 --> 00:39:17,298 to adjust to this new reality. 841 00:39:17,483 --> 00:39:18,866 Well, trust me, your learning curve 842 00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:20,401 is nothing compared to mine. 843 00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:21,469 What do you mean? 844 00:39:21,504 --> 00:39:23,304 [SIGHS]: Kelly and I had a fight, 845 00:39:23,339 --> 00:39:26,040 she walked out on me... and I am so sorry, this is 846 00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:28,008 probably the last thing that you want to hear. 847 00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:30,378 Well, nobody fights better than Kelly, huh? 848 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,316 I've just, I've been independent for so long that I think the way 849 00:39:35,351 --> 00:39:38,018 I think, and I sometimes forget that another person's involved. 850 00:39:38,682 --> 00:39:40,174 Were you ever married? 851 00:39:40,225 --> 00:39:42,289 [SIGHS]: Yeah. Yeah, I was... 852 00:39:42,561 --> 00:39:44,725 an aspiring paleontologist... I wanted to be the one 853 00:39:44,761 --> 00:39:47,253 to discover the next unclassified species, 854 00:39:47,278 --> 00:39:48,619 make a name for myself. 855 00:39:48,644 --> 00:39:50,631 And my work drove me to succeed, 856 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:54,001 but it also drove a stake right through my marriage. 857 00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:57,004 My God, she definitely has a type, doesn't she? 858 00:39:57,319 --> 00:39:58,519 Huh? 859 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,508 Do you love her? 860 00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:02,464 I do. 861 00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:03,971 Very much. 862 00:40:06,284 --> 00:40:07,817 What, um... 863 00:40:07,852 --> 00:40:09,962 what was it you said that made her walk out? 864 00:40:10,094 --> 00:40:13,412 [SIGHS]: Ah, well, I... I was actually defending you, 865 00:40:13,437 --> 00:40:15,804 and she said that I was being "too evolved," 866 00:40:15,906 --> 00:40:18,006 and I told her to calm down, and... 867 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,416 Ooh. Ooh, you didn't say "calm down." 868 00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:22,843 - I-I did. - Oh, boy. Yeah, that's, um... 869 00:40:22,868 --> 00:40:24,645 Oh, well, I was just trying to see things reasonably 870 00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,063 - from all sides. - And that's great, 871 00:40:26,088 --> 00:40:27,257 and I appreciate that. 872 00:40:27,282 --> 00:40:28,915 It's just... 873 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,848 Here's my theory. 874 00:40:31,081 --> 00:40:34,980 A woman can't really love a man unless he's part dope. 875 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,555 Be a little stupid every day, 876 00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:39,748 and really stupid once in a while, but... 877 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,250 just don't be perfect. 878 00:40:41,786 --> 00:40:43,519 That's not easy. 879 00:40:44,432 --> 00:40:45,885 [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 880 00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:48,370 Journey. 881 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,280 - What? - She likes Journey. 882 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,540 - Traveling? - No, no, the old band, Journey. 883 00:40:53,565 --> 00:40:54,647 You'll find them in the archives. 884 00:40:54,671 --> 00:40:55,937 Look, just get some merlot, 885 00:40:55,962 --> 00:40:57,495 cook a dinner, put on "Open Arms." 886 00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:00,662 - And what is... - Just do it, and... 887 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,345 You know, I'm gonna go now 888 00:41:02,370 --> 00:41:04,499 and, uh, bang my head against a wall. 889 00:41:04,524 --> 00:41:06,124 So good night. 890 00:41:08,537 --> 00:41:10,737 ♪ ♪ 891 00:41:11,282 --> 00:41:13,248 Whew. Okay. 892 00:41:19,927 --> 00:41:22,027 ♪ ♪ 893 00:41:25,147 --> 00:41:28,367 All we're asking is that Marcus be placed in a different class. 894 00:41:28,392 --> 00:41:29,634 We want to rest easy knowing 895 00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:30,995 that James isn't being influenced 896 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,775 by negative elements at school. 897 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,721 Marcus wasn't the one who started this. 898 00:41:34,757 --> 00:41:37,940 Look, I know you think your son is this sweet little angel, 899 00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:39,876 but trust me, he's got you snowed. 900 00:41:39,901 --> 00:41:42,322 Okay. Let's all just try to calm dow... 901 00:41:42,347 --> 00:41:45,836 try to be respectful of the process here. 902 00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,578 We all want to get to the bottom of this. 903 00:41:47,646 --> 00:41:49,021 Now, truthfully, both of your boys 904 00:41:49,046 --> 00:41:50,912 have shown rebellious tendencies lately. 905 00:41:51,106 --> 00:41:52,873 - James? - Yes. 906 00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:54,875 Well, then it must have begun when he started 907 00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:56,963 - hanging around Marcus. - ISAAC: May I ask 908 00:41:56,988 --> 00:41:58,888 how James is faring in his studies? 909 00:41:59,114 --> 00:42:00,848 James gets straight As. 910 00:42:00,883 --> 00:42:03,016 That's... not completely accurate. 911 00:42:03,135 --> 00:42:04,651 JODY: I've seen his report cards. 912 00:42:04,687 --> 00:42:06,353 Well, I mean, he-he does fine, 913 00:42:06,388 --> 00:42:08,989 but he's a B-minus student, occasional "C." 914 00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:10,499 Not worth being overly concerned, 915 00:42:10,524 --> 00:42:11,790 but he definitely has more smarts 916 00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:13,610 - than he gives his work. - Okay, wait. 917 00:42:13,635 --> 00:42:14,934 This doesn't make any sense. 918 00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:17,331 May I access your class files? 919 00:42:17,686 --> 00:42:19,119 Of course. 920 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:25,572 As I suspected. 921 00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:28,542 His official report card shows consistent As. 922 00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:30,038 - That's right. - Mm-hmm. 923 00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,112 Further analysis reveals 924 00:42:32,147 --> 00:42:35,182 a recent alteration using external algorithms. 925 00:42:35,217 --> 00:42:36,717 The entry code corresponds 926 00:42:36,752 --> 00:42:38,752 to your comscanner, Lieutenant. 927 00:42:38,787 --> 00:42:41,549 - Mine? - Doctor, would you describe 928 00:42:41,574 --> 00:42:43,557 Marcus's academic performance? 929 00:42:43,754 --> 00:42:46,389 Um, he gets Bs, usually, 930 00:42:46,414 --> 00:42:48,178 maybe one or two As. 931 00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:50,233 That is accurate. 932 00:42:50,392 --> 00:42:52,025 It is reasonable to surmise 933 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:54,624 that whoever hacked into the food synthesizer 934 00:42:54,678 --> 00:42:56,546 would also possess the resourcefulness 935 00:42:56,571 --> 00:42:58,906 to enter the student records database. 936 00:42:58,941 --> 00:43:00,850 As James's grades have been altered 937 00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:03,885 and Marcus's have not, one must conclude 938 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:06,046 James is the guilty party. 939 00:43:06,206 --> 00:43:07,547 NATHAN: I... 940 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:08,749 I can't believe it. 941 00:43:08,774 --> 00:43:10,574 ISAAC: It would seem that your accusations 942 00:43:10,686 --> 00:43:13,326 were unwarranted, Nathan and Jody. 943 00:43:13,351 --> 00:43:15,947 I will be forced to report your son's violations 944 00:43:15,972 --> 00:43:17,204 to Commander Grayson. 945 00:43:17,236 --> 00:43:18,399 In the meantime, 946 00:43:18,424 --> 00:43:21,392 I would recommend you discipline your son accordingly. 947 00:43:26,515 --> 00:43:28,982 Oh, my gosh, you were amazing! 948 00:43:29,008 --> 00:43:30,070 I love you. 949 00:43:30,105 --> 00:43:32,649 I merely inferred the most likely scenario 950 00:43:32,674 --> 00:43:34,383 using the available facts 951 00:43:34,408 --> 00:43:36,977 and my own observations of the children. 952 00:43:37,395 --> 00:43:38,612 Isaac... 953 00:43:38,848 --> 00:43:41,448 would you be my date to Bortus's Ja'loja? 954 00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:43,082 If you wish. 955 00:43:43,948 --> 00:43:45,419 I wish. 956 00:43:45,454 --> 00:43:47,387 ♪ ♪ 957 00:43:50,392 --> 00:43:51,658 Okay, there she is. 958 00:43:51,694 --> 00:43:53,527 She's all alone, so this is your chance. 959 00:43:53,562 --> 00:43:56,196 - You can do this, all right? - Yeah, okay. 960 00:43:56,871 --> 00:43:58,871 Here goes. 961 00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:06,808 Can't do it. Thanks for the help. 962 00:44:07,592 --> 00:44:09,651 [OVER COMM]: All hands, this is the captain. 963 00:44:09,735 --> 00:44:12,269 We are entering orbit of Moclus. 964 00:44:14,493 --> 00:44:16,493 ♪ ♪ 965 00:44:29,228 --> 00:44:32,796 In the sight of those who stand with me, 966 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:37,112 and those for whom I would sacrifice my being, 967 00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:39,272 I begin... 968 00:44:39,602 --> 00:44:41,702 the release. 969 00:44:47,504 --> 00:44:49,142 BORTUS: Kalaskacha. 970 00:44:49,573 --> 00:44:53,008 Mech-gadlas fekto 971 00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:55,902 roschas... 972 00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:58,793 [CHANTING]: bam... 973 00:44:58,818 --> 00:45:01,998 val... 974 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,066 [LAST SYLLABLE ECHOING] 975 00:45:08,546 --> 00:45:10,108 Ja'loja! 976 00:45:10,227 --> 00:45:12,661 ALL: Ja'loja! 977 00:45:12,822 --> 00:45:15,397 [PIANO PLAYS ARPEGGIO] 978 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,766 [PLAYING "AS TIME GOES BY"] 979 00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:31,616 BORTUS: I hope you enjoyed 980 00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:33,130 the ceremony, Commander. 981 00:45:33,155 --> 00:45:35,155 I did. I did very much. 982 00:45:35,259 --> 00:45:37,987 I can honestly say I've never seen anything quite like it. 983 00:45:38,128 --> 00:45:39,794 Hope you washed your hands. 984 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,751 Well... I can't wait for the next one. 985 00:45:43,973 --> 00:45:46,941 We will certainly include you, Commander. 986 00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:49,310 Topa, come along. 987 00:45:50,587 --> 00:45:53,197 Hey. You're the best, you know that? 988 00:45:53,222 --> 00:45:54,388 Aw, come on. 989 00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:56,553 Red wine and "Open Arms"? 990 00:45:56,813 --> 00:45:58,253 I knew I liked you, but... 991 00:45:58,307 --> 00:46:00,316 that right there was the moment you won me over. 992 00:46:00,404 --> 00:46:03,605 What can I say? You inspire me to be creative. 993 00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,340 You, sir, are forgiven. 994 00:46:09,452 --> 00:46:12,832 "My fingers ache to penetrate the hearth". 995 00:46:13,076 --> 00:46:16,912 "Love is the fishhook that hooks the fish." 996 00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:18,318 Oh, my God. 997 00:46:18,353 --> 00:46:19,752 - What do you think? - Dude, 998 00:46:19,965 --> 00:46:22,612 that is just, like, an emotional sucker punch. 999 00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:23,790 - Really? - Yeah. 1000 00:46:23,825 --> 00:46:25,956 Like, I-I've had a really bad week 1001 00:46:25,981 --> 00:46:28,461 where I've just been grappling with insecurity and self-doubt, 1002 00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:31,204 and then here comes this lyrical compass 1003 00:46:31,229 --> 00:46:33,500 that just instantly guides me to my special place 1004 00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:34,634 in the universe. 1005 00:46:34,669 --> 00:46:35,802 You should write a book. 1006 00:46:35,837 --> 00:46:37,103 I was thinking I might, 1007 00:46:37,139 --> 00:46:39,372 but now I definitely will. 1008 00:46:39,407 --> 00:46:40,997 - All right for me. - Yeah. 1009 00:46:41,022 --> 00:46:43,169 CLAIRE: Isaac, I know it doesn't mean anything to you, 1010 00:46:43,194 --> 00:46:44,477 but what you did for me 1011 00:46:44,513 --> 00:46:46,279 and for Marcus is really special. 1012 00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:47,847 I wish you could feel that. 1013 00:46:47,883 --> 00:46:50,717 That is not possible for an artificial life-form. 1014 00:46:50,929 --> 00:46:53,386 But it was fascinating to observe. 1015 00:46:53,421 --> 00:46:55,985 Isaac... I owe you one. 1016 00:46:58,502 --> 00:47:00,263 I'll tell you, you know what would be great right now? 1017 00:47:00,342 --> 00:47:03,043 - A Krill invasion. - Well, for what it's worth, 1018 00:47:03,331 --> 00:47:05,345 it sounds like you did the honorable thing. 1019 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,183 Well, if those two wind up together because of me, 1020 00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:10,351 - you may have to shoot me. - My friend, I have learned 1021 00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:12,071 never to make predictions 1022 00:47:12,107 --> 00:47:14,007 in matters of love. 1023 00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,042 I'm usually dead wrong. 1024 00:47:16,077 --> 00:47:18,011 Well, here's to being wrong. 1025 00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:19,245 Hmm. 1026 00:47:21,616 --> 00:47:23,016 JANEL: Hey. 1027 00:47:23,598 --> 00:47:25,084 Is anyone sitting here? 1028 00:47:25,902 --> 00:47:27,319 Uh, no. 1029 00:47:27,408 --> 00:47:30,342 [PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING "AS TIME GOES BY"] 1030 00:47:32,894 --> 00:47:34,861 ♪ ♪ 1031 00:47:39,303 --> 00:47:43,303 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com 76129

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