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["AS TIME GOES BY"
BY HENRY MANCINI PLAYING]
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[QUIET, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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How long you had that thing?
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Had the computer
replicate it last week.
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I'm trying to warm the place up
a little bit, you know?
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Get a nice vibe going.
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The late-night jazz,
depressed-guy-at-the-bar vibe?
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I can help you with that.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to request
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an extra monthly shipment
of this stuff just for you, Cap.
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You know what the worst days are, Olix?
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The days when you can't stay busy.
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No Krill confrontations,
no spatial anomalies,
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just nothing going on
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and all your thoughts
just march inward.
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- So most days.
- Hey.
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Mind if I join you?
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Alara. No. Pull up a chair.
I can use an extra liver.
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Xelayans don't have livers.
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I'll have a double...
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Double Xelayan tequila. Here you go.
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Oh, boy. Am I that much of a lush?
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[LAUGHS]
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If you want to be alone,
I could take off.
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No, no, you're all good.
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It's just, um, I see you in here
a lot lately, you know?
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After hours.
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Oh, my God, don't tell me
the crew is talking.
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No, no, nothing like that. It's just...
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Look, I know it's none of my business,
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but... if you ever need an ear,
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I've got two, big, pointy ones.
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No, that's nice of you, but
there's nothing I can tell you
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the whole crew doesn't already know.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Believe me, I get it.
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I'm used to people talking
about my love life.
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You know, there are times when
I feel like you and I are
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more alike than
any two people on the ship.
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How so?
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Well, we both know
we're good at our jobs
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and yet we also seem
to be the only two people
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who are haunted by this little
voice that's always whispering
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that we don't really deserve
to be here.
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- And we're both alcoholics.
- Heads up. It's a party.
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Hey, Bortus. Pull up a chair.
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I do not wish to imbibe, sir.
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I am here to request
that we alter course.
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Alter course? To where?
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- Moclus.
- ED: Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.
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This is, this is not
another baby thing, is it?
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No. Sir, you are aware
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that Moclans urinate
only once per year.
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- I am, yeah.
- It is my time.
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Well, you wanted something to do.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Okay. Now, I know this is gonna sound
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utterly insane to most of you
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and your first instinct
may be to laugh,
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but we're all going
to take this seriously,
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so I don't want to hear any jokes,
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no snide remarks, nothing.
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Now... Kelly?
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We're diverting course to Moclus
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to... watch Bortus pee.
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You want to, you want
to elaborate on that?
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- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
- I am sorry to be late, Captain.
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No, Bortus, actually,
you're just in time.
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I think it's best if you explain
the ceremony to the group.
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Yes, sir.
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Once a year, every Moclan must
prepare for his Ja'loja,
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the Great Release.
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They must travel to their N'kafas,
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a place they select during childhood.
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There, amidst family and
friends, a Moclan urinates,
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signifying a cleansing of the spirit
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and the beginning of a new year
in his life.
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As you are my closest friends,
I would like you to be there.
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What if it's, like, a windy day?
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The ceremony is followed
by a celebration
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for which the captain
has allowed the use
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of the Orville's mess hall.
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You are all invited
to attend with a mate.
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Okay. Any questions?
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Yeah, like a million,
but I'm not gonna ask.
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Union Central has granted
clearance for the diversion
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as the course aligns with outpost 58,
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where, as you all know, we're scheduled
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to take on board our new
dark matter cartographer.
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And Bortus, if you need any
time off to make preparations,
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- feel free to relieve yourself.
- [SNORTS]
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No, it's-it's okay, man.
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- He's just taking the piss out of you.
- Okay, that's it.
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Dismissed. We're done. We're done.
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- [DOOR CHIMES]
- Come in.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Listen, I know we haven't
talked much lately,
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but I want to have a
conversation with you about us.
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You know what? Stop right there.
You don't have to say it.
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- I don't?
- No, you don't.
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Look, I have been drowning
in late-night bourbons
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and I haven't been myself for a while.
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I should've communicated
with you and I didn't.
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That's totally understandable.
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But-but let me finish. Let me finish.
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If you want to give this
another shot, I'm in.
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I'm seeing someone.
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[LAUGHING]: Oh, my God.
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- I am, I am an idiot.
- No. No, you're not.
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- I am a complete and total jackass.
- Ed, you are not an idiot.
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- Listen to me.
- Who-who-who is it?
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- Who are you seeing?
- It's not important.
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- Why? Is it someone I know?
- It's not important.
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Look, you're gonna meet him.
I just, I wanted you to know.
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- Where? Where am I gonna meet him?
- I was...
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I was thinking about bringing
him to Bortus's Ja'loja party
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and I-I didn't want you
to be caught off guard.
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How long has this been going on?
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- About a month.
- A month?!
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Ed, I know what happened
between us has been hard on you
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and I don't know, I guess I just,
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I wanted to give you time
to heal a bit.
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Wow. You-you really do not know
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what is going on in my head, do you?
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Kelly, this is not a heal up
and move on kind of thing.
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Okay? I still love you.
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I-I haven't been able to function.
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I've been trying to figure out
how to keep my brain busy
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just so I can stop thinking about...
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You know, I-I played backgammon
with Isaac last week, Kelly.
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Backgammon. That is
a low point for a man.
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You're trying to tell me you still
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don't understand why this doesn't work?
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Do you still love me?
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Let me pitch a hypothetical here.
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We're orbiting a planet and you
have to assemble a landing party
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for a mission that's essential
to save lives,
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but guaranteed to be fatal to the team.
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Whoever goes down there dies.
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Bortus and I are equally
qualified to lead the mission.
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Which one do you send?
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What are the specifics of the scenario?
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Doesn't matter. Who do you pick?
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- What's the required skill set?
- We both qualify.
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See, I would have to have
more information...
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See, you can't answer
and that's the point.
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You shouldn't have to.
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Come on. Any two officers,
that would be a tough call.
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You're trying to tell me you
would send the woman you love?
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Really? And in that scenario,
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just think about how that
devalues Bortus's life.
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How do I know what I would do
in that situation? Who would?
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And I don't want either of us to
ever have to make that choice.
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Ed, timing is everything.
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Oh, come on. That's a cliché
and it's a bunch of crap.
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- No, it's not.
- It is.
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People love saying that
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but it blows free will out the airlock.
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If two people care about each other,
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the choice to love
should transcend timing
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and anything less is cowardice.
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I'm gonna go check in with outpost 58.
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[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
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[DOOR WHOOSHES SHUT]
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♪ ♪
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My God. This ship is amazing.
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Your file said
this is your first posting
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- on an exploratory vessel?
- First time. Yep. Can't wait.
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Well, it's a great crew.
You're gonna like it here.
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And this is our captain.
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Sir, this is Lieutenant Tyler,
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- our new dark matter cartographer.
- Oh, hey.
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- Pleasure to have you on board.
- Oh, please.
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Pleasure's mine, sir.
I've been posted mostly
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on science vessels and outposts,
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so I am really excited to be here.
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An explorer at heart, huh?
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Since I was a kid. You have no idea.
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Visiting uncharted planets
and meeting new species...
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this is a dream come true.
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Uh, can I ask our course heading?
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We're on our way to watch
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our second officer go to the bathroom.
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Anyway, welcome.
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[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
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Our first officer, Commander Grayson.
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Lieutenant Janel Tyler
reporting for duty, sir.
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Commander Kelly Grayson.
Welcome aboard.
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If you don't mind,
I'd like to familiarize myself
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with your navigational array.
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- It's all yours.
- Thanks.
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Hi.
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Gordon Malloy. Welcome to the Orville.
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Thank you. I was just telling
your security chief
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- how excited I am to be here.
- [CHUCKLES]: That's awesome.
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[QUIETLY]: Awesome.
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Yeah, it's... it's pretty great.
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- I bet.
- Yeah.
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I-I-I love it here.
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Like, I know for a lot of people
work is work.
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You know? But for me...
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coming... coming in here every day
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is like...
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that's not work.
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You know? I'm al... I'm always like,
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"Really? This is my job?
How did I win at life?"
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But... I did.
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I won.
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Yeah. I mean...
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look, if I'm,
if I'm not playing my guitar...
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this is where I want to be.
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Right here.
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- You play the guitar?
- Hmm?
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- I said, you play the guitar?
- I do.
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I do, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's important
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for a man to know how to play
an instrument, you know?
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[CHUCKLES]: Yeah.
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If these fingers could talk.
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[BEETHOVEN'S "FUR ELISE" PLAYING]
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Now you try.
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[PLAYING "FUR ELISE"]
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Very good, Ty.
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- You have been practicing.
- Yeah.
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Mom makes me practice
a half hour every day.
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How long did it take you
to learn piano?
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Approximately one-millionth
of a nanosecond.
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Wow.
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Hey there.
How's my little Mozart doing?
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His technique is improving, Doctor.
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I believe he is ready
to begin exploring
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more challenging pieces.
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Looking good there, big guy. Mwah!
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Isaac said I'm
"very adequate for a human."
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Oh, yeah? Well,
go get cleaned up for dinner.
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Hey, Mom, can James and I
go to the simulator?
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- I assume this is James?
- Yeah.
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Hello, James. I'm Marcus's mom.
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Hey.
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Dinner's in half an hour.
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You finish your homework?
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Let's see it.
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- I don't have it on me.
- Then where is it?
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00:12:43,118 --> 00:12:45,449
- I did it at school.
- Then go get it,
247
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,675
and maybe you can go to the simulator.
248
00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:51,064
Bro, is your mom always
such a pain in the ass?
249
00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:52,545
James...
250
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,127
do I know your parents?
251
00:12:54,162 --> 00:12:56,079
- I don't know.
- Well, I'm sure they
252
00:12:56,104 --> 00:12:58,546
want you home for dinner,
too, so I suggest
253
00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:01,299
you scoot your own ass
on out of here. Now.
254
00:13:01,939 --> 00:13:04,938
- Later, man.
- No. Mom!
255
00:13:04,973 --> 00:13:06,177
What the hell's your problem?
256
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,279
That was my friend.
257
00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:08,860
A: You watch your mouth;
258
00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:10,333
and B: That's not the kind of friend
259
00:13:10,358 --> 00:13:11,845
I want you hanging around with.
260
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,080
Well, everybody at school likes him.
261
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:16,179
And you don't even know him,
so how can you talk?
262
00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:18,070
You really want to be friends
with someone
263
00:13:18,095 --> 00:13:20,262
who calls your mother
a pain in the ass?
264
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,748
I'll be in my room.
265
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:31,278
Nobody told me it would be this bad.
266
00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:33,203
Is there a reason your son has become
267
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:35,232
uncharacteristically combative?
268
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:38,125
Isaac, I have no idea.
269
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,873
I never raised a teenager before,
270
00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:42,649
and I don't have a clue
as to how to get to him.
271
00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:45,652
It's like he hates me for no reason.
272
00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:48,297
Have you examined him
for unidentified viruses
273
00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:49,983
or neurological disease?
274
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,371
No, of course not.
275
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,901
If he is carrying
a biological foreign agent
276
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,395
that could infect
the rest of the crew...
277
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,649
No, Isaac, he's-he's not sick.
278
00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:00,900
He's just... growing up,
and I can't stop it.
279
00:14:00,936 --> 00:14:03,903
Are there not chemical compounds
that could effectively stunt
280
00:14:03,939 --> 00:14:05,238
his physical development?
281
00:14:05,273 --> 00:14:06,973
My gosh, what's the matter with you?
282
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:09,075
I am merely trying to assist.
283
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:12,845
Okay, well, then just...
play something sweet and jazzy.
284
00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:18,910
[PLAYING "AS TIME GOES BY"]
285
00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,698
♪ ♪
286
00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:45,564
♪ ♪
287
00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:49,844
[WHIRRING, BEEPING]
288
00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:53,903
We shouldn't be doing this.
289
00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:55,817
Shut up. I'm almost there.
290
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,376
What if somebody comes in?
291
00:14:57,401 --> 00:14:59,034
These are empty quarters. Chill.
292
00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:00,976
My mom's gonna kill me
if she finds out.
293
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,191
I'm gonna kill you
if you don't shut up.
294
00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,173
- [WHIRRS, BEEPS]
- Ah.
295
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,931
Ha-ha! Yes!
296
00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:11,512
One bottle of vodka.
297
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,234
Come on, let's go.
298
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:18,477
♪ ♪
299
00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:19,989
- I'm not asking for
- [SIGHS]
300
00:15:20,014 --> 00:15:21,672
a complete security manifest.
301
00:15:21,759 --> 00:15:23,927
I'm just... curious
what you know about her.
302
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,991
I don't know anything... I met
her yesterday, just like you.
303
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,047
Yeah, but... you have to clear
all incoming personnel,
304
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,696
so you see all the files.
305
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:32,964
May I join you?
306
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,165
Sure. Have a seat.
307
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,932
Okay. Did she say anything
308
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,790
that had the word "boyfriend" in it?
309
00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:40,155
[LAUGHS]: No. She literally just talked
310
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,873
about how excited she was
to be on the Orville. That's it.
311
00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:44,173
What is the problem?
312
00:15:44,273 --> 00:15:46,007
Gordon has a crush on
the new cartographer.
313
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,922
I don't have a crush, for God's sakes.
314
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,489
I... just want to know
what her deal is, you know?
315
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,218
And I thought maybe
I would see if she wanted to go
316
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,854
- to Bortus's Ja'loja party.
- Well, then ask her.
317
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,055
Well, how do you think
I should do that?
318
00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:58,875
"Hey, I'm Gordon... you like pee"?
319
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,141
Please, I am the last person
320
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,986
you should be asking for dating advice.
321
00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:04,074
You know what kind of luck
I've had on this ship.
322
00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:05,813
Maybe you should ask John?
323
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,501
This is more his department.
324
00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:12,386
John, I need to talk to you.
325
00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:14,034
Yeah, what's up?
326
00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:16,937
It's... sort of private.
327
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,705
- Okay, so what is it?
- I need your guidance.
328
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,586
You know the new cartographer, Janel?
329
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,103
I sure do. How could you miss her?
330
00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:29,894
I want to ask her to be my date
to Bortus's Ja'loja,
331
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,361
but I have, like, zero game,
and I know you're kind of, like,
332
00:16:32,386 --> 00:16:34,353
the girl guru on the ship, so...
333
00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:35,877
- I figured you could help me.
- Uh...
334
00:16:35,902 --> 00:16:38,202
- you must've heard about the Keribex.
- The what?
335
00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,718
That's why everybody thinks
I'm the guru.
336
00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:40,881
You ever met a Keribex?
337
00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:42,864
- No.
- It's an alien with two heads.
338
00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:45,804
I dated one for about two months
last year, and here's the thing:
339
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,521
I dated both heads at the same time,
340
00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:49,370
and neither of them found out
about the other one.
341
00:16:49,395 --> 00:16:51,371
- Wow.
- Yeah, it'd still be going on,
342
00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:53,329
but the left head
always wanted to go hiking,
343
00:16:53,354 --> 00:16:55,582
and that's just sort of
a deal-breaker for me.
344
00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:57,569
Well, Janel only has one head.
345
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,386
Yeah, I can help you.
346
00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:08,692
Now, the star itself has
a number of planets and moons
347
00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:12,592
in its orbit, but which one
of them caused the dispute
348
00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:15,890
that led to the Battle of Tarazed?
349
00:17:16,098 --> 00:17:18,065
Anyone?
350
00:17:18,961 --> 00:17:21,208
James. Which planet?
351
00:17:21,428 --> 00:17:23,624
- I don't know.
- It was in your reading last night.
352
00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,397
- Did you do your homework?
- Yeah, but...
353
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:29,090
- Commander Bortus ate it, so...
- [CHILDREN LAUGHING]
354
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,092
Marcus.
355
00:17:31,211 --> 00:17:33,071
Maybe you'd like to answer
that question.
356
00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:35,362
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I don't know, either.
357
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:38,018
Did Bortus eat your homework, too?
358
00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:41,338
Well, the Moclan digestive
system is indeed fascinating,
359
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,202
so for tomorrow, James, Marcus,
each of you can write
360
00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,383
a 1,000-word essay
on its internal mechanisms
361
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:48,541
and how they function.
362
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,050
Class dismissed.
363
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:54,088
Hey.
364
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,656
- Hi.
- How you doing?
365
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:57,795
Mm. Better than you, apparently.
366
00:17:57,822 --> 00:17:59,093
Man, those kids are rough.
367
00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:00,389
Yeah, I've seen a lot worse.
368
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,603
You know, I expect it from James,
369
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:02,708
but I'm a little concerned
370
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,021
Marcus is getting caught up in it.
371
00:18:04,139 --> 00:18:05,205
He's a good kid.
372
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,888
Well, he has a great mom
373
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,041
and a really great teacher.
374
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,920
- Hmm.
- So I'm not too worried.
375
00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:12,035
- We still doing dinner tonight?
- You bet.
376
00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,887
And... there's something
I want to ask you.
377
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,056
- What?
- I'll tell you at dinner.
378
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:19,948
Oh, no, no. Come on, you can't do that.
379
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,031
- It'll keep you in suspense.
- Just tell me.
380
00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,489
If you're charming enough tonight.
381
00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:25,147
- I'm always charming.
- Good.
382
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,639
- Then you'll get to hear it.
- [SCOFFS]
383
00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:35,829
[SIGHS]
384
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,499
Lieutenant.
385
00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:49,899
I'm gonna take a shuttle out...
386
00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:51,311
I'll be back in a little bit.
387
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,526
Okay, sir. Do you want me
to assign a copilot?
388
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,384
No. I'm just gonna go for a drive.
389
00:18:55,528 --> 00:18:56,917
Yes, sir.
390
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:08,062
Commander, I have the status
report on the weapons upgrade.
391
00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:10,187
Thank you, Lieutenant. Uh, Lieutenant.
392
00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:11,921
Yeah?
393
00:19:11,946 --> 00:19:15,639
I could not help overhearing
you discuss your complaint
394
00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,864
- in the mess hall.
- Complaint?
395
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,757
I am led to understand
that you are a failure
396
00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,169
in the practice of mating.
397
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:26,190
[LAUGHS]: Well, I don't think
I'd put it exactly like that,
398
00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:29,084
but yeah, things could be better.
399
00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:31,528
There is a young officer
under my command
400
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,110
who I have noticed also has no mate.
401
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,744
If you wish, I will order him
to mate with you.
402
00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:40,671
Wow, that is the sweetest
and most totally wrong thing
403
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,318
anyone has ever said to me.
404
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:44,585
I have no reason to doubt
his seed is fertile.
405
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,767
Okay. Let's just slow down.
406
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:50,437
Bortus, are you trying
to fix me up on a date?
407
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:56,076
It is bad luck to attend
a Ja'loja unaccompanied.
408
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,333
Well, we wouldn't want to invite
any bad luck, would we?
409
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,195
- Then you will accept him?
- Well, don't order him
410
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,952
to do anything, but if you want
to let him know
411
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:07,119
that I'm up for meeting him, sure.
412
00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:09,683
Only because I'm totally
and completely fascinated
413
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,808
by what's happening here right now.
414
00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:13,640
Who would've thought you were a yenta?
415
00:20:13,829 --> 00:20:16,263
- A what?
- Ask Kelly.
416
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,233
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
417
00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:24,661
Okay.
418
00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,855
Out with it. No more suspense.
419
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,881
Mm. Okay, well...
420
00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:32,125
I think...
421
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,291
I would like it a lot
if you came with me
422
00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:36,817
to Bortus's Ja'loja.
423
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,836
- Really?
- Yeah.
424
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,991
That's going public.
425
00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,991
- It's going public, yes.
- Well, what about Ed?
426
00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:47,257
- I told him I'm seeing someone.
- Does he know that it's me?
427
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,410
No, but he knows I'm gonna
have a date to the party.
428
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,195
[SIGHS]
429
00:20:51,362 --> 00:20:53,775
Guys are weird, Kel.
The first time you see your ex
430
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,501
with another man,
it can be pretty debilitating.
431
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:59,005
Well, he's gonna have to get
used to it eventually.
432
00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:01,110
And yes, Ed can be an intense guy.
433
00:21:01,163 --> 00:21:02,858
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- But he also, at the end of the day,
434
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:05,524
is very capable of adapting
to new situations.
435
00:21:05,627 --> 00:21:07,250
I mean, he may balk at first,
436
00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:11,125
but he's gonna at least want
to appear to be classy about it.
437
00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:13,793
All right.
438
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,155
You got yourself a date.
439
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,990
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
440
00:21:29,577 --> 00:21:31,911
[GROANING]: Oh, no way.
441
00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,932
What's wrong?
442
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,982
What do you say we take that
bottle of wine to the simulator?
443
00:21:42,017 --> 00:21:43,723
Fire up a little moonlight
on the beach?
444
00:21:43,825 --> 00:21:46,092
- Sounds good to me.
- Let's go.
445
00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:50,096
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
446
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:52,238
[LAUGHTER]
447
00:21:58,278 --> 00:22:00,567
Oh, man.
448
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,033
What's the big deal?
449
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,887
It was just a little vodka.
450
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,053
First of all, I will ask the questions,
451
00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:24,845
and you will answer the
questions. Do you understand?
452
00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:28,476
Do you understand?
453
00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,234
- Yes.
- And second of all,
454
00:22:30,259 --> 00:22:33,516
it is a very big deal.
Not just because you drank,
455
00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:36,270
but because you...
Ty, uh, go back to your room.
456
00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:38,175
But I want to watch Marcus
get yelled at.
457
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,986
- Now, Ty.
- [CLICKS TONGUE, GRUMBLES]
458
00:22:42,024 --> 00:22:45,557
You hacked a food synthesizer.
You're in a lot of trouble.
459
00:22:45,582 --> 00:22:48,116
James is the one who hacked it.
I didn't even touch it.
460
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,986
Oh, your new best friend James?
That James?
461
00:22:51,063 --> 00:22:52,768
Well, you're not gonna be
hanging out with him anymore,
462
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:53,882
I can tell you that.
463
00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:56,592
- Oh, come on, Mom.
- Marcus.
464
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,376
If anything else
that does not reek of contrition
465
00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:00,594
comes out of that mouth,
466
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,926
you will be grounded
for the rest of your life.
467
00:23:02,951 --> 00:23:04,217
You understand?
468
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,684
Look.
469
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,351
All I want to know
is where this is coming from.
470
00:23:10,376 --> 00:23:12,583
You haven't been
yourself at all lately,
471
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:15,156
and you're acting like
you hate the universe.
472
00:23:15,181 --> 00:23:18,130
Now, I'm pissed as hell at you,
but I love you.
473
00:23:19,449 --> 00:23:21,516
I-I...
474
00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:26,326
I just want you to talk to me.
475
00:23:33,296 --> 00:23:36,539
All right. Go to your room.
476
00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,848
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN, SHUT]
477
00:23:43,873 --> 00:23:46,907
I'm starting to think that
I suck at this parenting thing.
478
00:23:46,943 --> 00:23:48,909
I must agree with that assessment.
479
00:23:49,019 --> 00:23:50,644
Well, what would you have done?
480
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,988
My anthropological studies
have revealed
481
00:23:53,013 --> 00:23:54,782
many different methods of discipline
482
00:23:54,817 --> 00:23:56,727
employed throughout human history.
483
00:23:56,752 --> 00:24:00,654
Perhaps compulsory consumption
of further quantities of alcohol
484
00:24:00,679 --> 00:24:03,248
would diminish his desire
for the substance.
485
00:24:03,321 --> 00:24:06,588
Pour booze down his throat
until he can't handle any more?
486
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,875
- Precisely.
- Yeah, that's called murder, Isaac.
487
00:24:09,929 --> 00:24:12,266
- That's not gonna work.
- I see.
488
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,103
I thank you for allowing me to
observe this conflict, Doctor.
489
00:24:16,253 --> 00:24:18,506
It has been most illuminating.
490
00:24:19,715 --> 00:24:22,593
- Oh, always here to entertain.
- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
491
00:24:29,371 --> 00:24:31,435
Yeah. Yep.
492
00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:37,458
Yeah. Yeah, I like that. That's good.
493
00:24:37,493 --> 00:24:39,026
Yeah, you look like the guy
who's on the list
494
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,694
- 'cause you know the DJ.
- Does it work?
495
00:24:40,863 --> 00:24:42,029
It does, yeah.
496
00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:43,591
Feels like too many zippers.
497
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,366
Oh, no, no. Always go
with one more zipper
498
00:24:45,391 --> 00:24:46,553
than you're comfortable with.
499
00:24:46,578 --> 00:24:48,169
- Oh.
- You know what it says?
500
00:24:48,204 --> 00:24:49,837
- What?
- "Boom."
501
00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:51,005
- Really?
- Yeah.
502
00:24:51,497 --> 00:24:53,434
- Cool.
- And that's where you want to start.
503
00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:55,200
You want to walk in with boom.
504
00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:57,471
- Boom.
- Yeah, yeah, not like that, but yeah.
505
00:24:57,527 --> 00:24:59,497
- Right.
- Just let the threads do the work.
506
00:24:59,554 --> 00:25:01,160
Yeah, you're just a passenger,
kicking back,
507
00:25:01,184 --> 00:25:02,168
along for the ride.
508
00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:04,335
Just a guy riding a jacket.
509
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,668
- You feel good?
- Yeah, I do. I do.
510
00:25:06,748 --> 00:25:08,389
I'm still nervous, but yeah.
511
00:25:08,581 --> 00:25:11,112
Why you nervous? You're a good
looking dude, you're funny.
512
00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:13,835
- Just be yourself.
- Well, I've just...
513
00:25:13,921 --> 00:25:17,198
You know, I've-I've only ever
been with women who liked me.
514
00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:18,930
You know? Never the other way around.
515
00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:20,808
I mean, I'd ask girls out
and get rejected,
516
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:24,115
but if she made the first move,
we'd end up dating.
517
00:25:24,186 --> 00:25:26,135
- Ah, I get it.
- This is a perfect example:
518
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,930
when I lived on Earth,
I actually once had a stalker.
519
00:25:28,955 --> 00:25:30,846
- No way.
- Yeah, this girl from work.
520
00:25:30,871 --> 00:25:32,639
She used to hang around
outside my house
521
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,081
and it got really weird.
522
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,883
Then one night, she broke in,
523
00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:38,119
and I told her I was gonna
have to call Union security.
524
00:25:38,154 --> 00:25:39,887
But we ended up talking.
525
00:25:39,922 --> 00:25:41,819
Turned out, we actually had
a lot in common.
526
00:25:41,884 --> 00:25:43,368
We ended up seeing each other
for five months,
527
00:25:43,392 --> 00:25:44,792
and then she dumped me.
528
00:25:45,022 --> 00:25:46,894
- What?
- Said I was too clingy.
529
00:25:46,929 --> 00:25:48,417
You got dumped by your own stalker?
530
00:25:48,495 --> 00:25:49,894
That's nuts, huh?
531
00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:51,632
You think I should call her?
532
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,442
Yeah, I think we need,
like, one more zipper.
533
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,013
DANN: Hey.
534
00:26:02,105 --> 00:26:03,777
Hey.
535
00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:09,416
Can I help you?
536
00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:12,386
- I'm Dann.
- I know.
537
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,735
- You're Alara.
- Right again.
538
00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,067
[LAUGHS]: Wait, did...
539
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:22,059
did-did Bortus send you?
540
00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:23,521
Yeah. Can I sit down?
541
00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:25,778
- Oh, my God.
- [EXHALES]
542
00:26:27,201 --> 00:26:30,004
- He thinks we'd be a good match.
- I don't believe it.
543
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,273
I wonder what kinds of things
we have in common.
544
00:26:32,308 --> 00:26:36,840
Um, well, uh, we obviously
both know Bortus.
545
00:26:36,865 --> 00:26:38,794
[LAUGHS] Well, there's one.
546
00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:40,614
- Ha.
- So, uh,
547
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,183
want to get a drink sometime?
548
00:26:43,339 --> 00:26:46,420
Look, Dann, I'll be honest with you.
549
00:26:46,592 --> 00:26:48,022
I'm not so great
550
00:26:48,057 --> 00:26:50,634
at the whole dating thing,
and I don't think
551
00:26:50,659 --> 00:26:53,194
we're as good of a match
as Bortus thinks we are.
552
00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,596
Well, I guess you never know
until you try.
553
00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:57,264
Yeah, but I-I...
554
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,637
It's my big old stupid
dumb head, isn't it?
555
00:26:59,671 --> 00:27:02,203
No. No, it has nothing
to do with that, it's...
556
00:27:02,238 --> 00:27:03,704
You don't have to be nice.
557
00:27:03,936 --> 00:27:05,326
My species has a hard time
558
00:27:05,351 --> 00:27:07,474
meeting people outside our home planet.
559
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:10,711
We're just not
super appealing, I guess.
560
00:27:11,228 --> 00:27:15,449
But sometimes a person
can be special on the inside,
561
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,851
and if you don't look
under the surface,
562
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,853
you could miss something great.
563
00:27:20,977 --> 00:27:23,727
And possibly be single
the rest of your life.
564
00:27:23,868 --> 00:27:26,126
Or at least for Bortus' Ja'loja.
565
00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:29,129
Okay. All right, you know...
what the hell?
566
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:30,798
Let's do drinks.
567
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,503
Sweetness.
568
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,471
[DOOR CHIMES]
569
00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,006
Come in.
570
00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:39,373
Hey.
571
00:27:39,735 --> 00:27:42,676
Did you take a shuttle out last night?
572
00:27:43,255 --> 00:27:44,861
Uh, no.
573
00:27:44,921 --> 00:27:47,269
The shuttle bay log says you did.
574
00:27:48,949 --> 00:27:50,918
[LAUGHING]: Oh.
575
00:27:51,342 --> 00:27:52,353
Gordon.
576
00:27:52,388 --> 00:27:54,488
- Ha. What about Gordon?
- [CHUCKLES]: We...
577
00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:56,156
we have this running bit
that we do where we put
578
00:27:56,192 --> 00:27:57,725
each other's names in the shuttle log
579
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,200
when we didn't actually
take a shuttle out.
580
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,821
And then when the other one finds out,
581
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,030
it's just like,
"Oh, my God. Embarrassing.
582
00:28:03,065 --> 00:28:05,899
I didn't take that shuttle. Ah."
583
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,935
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
584
00:28:08,111 --> 00:28:10,377
It's... it's-it's that.
585
00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,085
- You did a drive-by.
- Huh?
586
00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:13,540
Don't deny it. I saw you.
587
00:28:13,814 --> 00:28:15,175
I did not do a drive-by.
588
00:28:15,211 --> 00:28:16,227
That's insane.
589
00:28:16,252 --> 00:28:18,112
Your name is in the log,
and you did a drive-by.
590
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:19,747
I had to get some air.
591
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,248
We're in space.
592
00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:23,187
Did you see what you needed to see?
593
00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:25,932
- Cassius. Really?
- Oh my God, I knew it.
594
00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:27,672
Is it-is it "Cassius,"
or is it "Cassius"?
595
00:28:27,697 --> 00:28:29,513
- Cassius.
- Ca... Okay, so you're dating Cassius.
596
00:28:29,537 --> 00:28:31,458
- Yes. Yes, I am.
- Okay.
597
00:28:35,286 --> 00:28:37,898
- Go ahead, say it.
- Say what?
598
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,867
Whatever snarky jab
you were about to make.
599
00:28:41,649 --> 00:28:44,851
I saw him in the mess hall
using both hands to sip his tea.
600
00:28:44,876 --> 00:28:46,414
Okay, here's what's
gonna have to happen.
601
00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:48,692
We're all living and working
on the same ship together.
602
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,222
So you're going to have
to somehow find a way
603
00:28:50,246 --> 00:28:52,530
to make peace with this because
if what happened last night
604
00:28:52,555 --> 00:28:54,988
ever happens again,
I'm going to request a transfer.
605
00:28:55,161 --> 00:28:56,694
Gosh, you know, I'm really impressed
606
00:28:56,719 --> 00:28:59,687
that you can adjust your
feelings like a knob on a radio,
607
00:28:59,712 --> 00:29:01,421
- but I can't do that.
- You think moving on
608
00:29:01,446 --> 00:29:03,390
was any easier for me
than it was for you?
609
00:29:03,426 --> 00:29:05,600
Apparently, since you're the one
dating the "two hand tea" man.
610
00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,558
We've been over this.
We cannot be together.
611
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:10,017
I still love you. Okay?
Do you still love me?
612
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,041
It's not that simple.
613
00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:12,999
Yes, it is. Kelly, it is that simple.
614
00:29:13,024 --> 00:29:15,291
If two people love each other,
it is exactly that simple.
615
00:29:15,316 --> 00:29:16,648
A captain and his first officer
616
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:18,005
cannot be in a relationship together.
617
00:29:18,114 --> 00:29:19,546
For God's sake, Ed, you know that.
618
00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:20,774
Do you love me?
619
00:29:22,786 --> 00:29:24,712
How I feel is not the issue.
620
00:29:26,035 --> 00:29:27,584
Okay, then.
621
00:29:27,817 --> 00:29:29,720
Have fun with Cassius.
622
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:31,418
You know,
623
00:29:31,601 --> 00:29:33,454
if you got to know him,
believe it or not,
624
00:29:33,489 --> 00:29:34,955
I-I think you'd actually like him.
625
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,390
I doubt it.
626
00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:41,674
I have a bunch of work
I have to do, so...
627
00:29:48,470 --> 00:29:50,437
[SIGHS]
628
00:30:05,591 --> 00:30:08,166
- [DOOR CHIMES]
- Come in.
629
00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:09,693
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
630
00:30:10,216 --> 00:30:11,462
Hi.
631
00:30:11,497 --> 00:30:12,569
Can I help you?
632
00:30:12,594 --> 00:30:14,451
Hi, Dr. Finn. I'm Jody Duncan.
633
00:30:14,476 --> 00:30:15,743
This is my husband, Nathan.
634
00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:17,134
We're James's parents.
635
00:30:17,509 --> 00:30:19,649
Oh. Nice to meet you.
636
00:30:19,674 --> 00:30:22,452
Well, I wish it were under
more ideal circumstances.
637
00:30:22,477 --> 00:30:25,652
We wanted to talk to you about
what happened, with the alcohol.
638
00:30:25,677 --> 00:30:28,399
Yeah, I know this
is uncomfortable for all of us,
639
00:30:28,424 --> 00:30:30,792
but I just think,
given the circumstances,
640
00:30:30,817 --> 00:30:35,038
that it's best if Marcus doesn't
spend time with James right now.
641
00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:37,038
Well, of course we agree with you,
642
00:30:37,063 --> 00:30:40,492
but, um, we feel
it's more serious than that.
643
00:30:40,684 --> 00:30:42,584
Well, he is your son,
644
00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:45,626
but if you're here asking
for my professional advice,
645
00:30:45,784 --> 00:30:47,907
- I think maybe talking...
- Uh, no.
646
00:30:47,943 --> 00:30:51,144
This isn't about our son.
This is about Marcus.
647
00:30:51,923 --> 00:30:53,613
What about Marcus?
648
00:30:53,775 --> 00:30:55,765
Marcus was the one
who hacked the synthesizer.
649
00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:57,190
You do know that, right?
650
00:30:57,299 --> 00:30:59,099
No, I don't.
651
00:30:59,254 --> 00:31:02,294
Oh. It was his idea to steal the vodka.
652
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,768
Now, James shouldn't have gone
along with it,
653
00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:05,392
and we will be punishing him,
654
00:31:05,578 --> 00:31:07,698
but we just don't think Marcus
is someone James should be
655
00:31:07,723 --> 00:31:09,990
spending time with right now,
all due respect to you.
656
00:31:10,131 --> 00:31:11,724
NATHAN: We're gonna request that Marcus
657
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,300
be transferred from the class.
658
00:31:13,335 --> 00:31:15,357
We just wanted to let you know first,
659
00:31:15,411 --> 00:31:17,077
out of courtesy.
660
00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:19,512
Are you on drugs?
661
00:31:19,871 --> 00:31:20,907
Excuse me?
662
00:31:20,942 --> 00:31:22,809
James was the ringleader, not Marcus.
663
00:31:23,021 --> 00:31:26,179
That's ridiculous.
James told us what happened.
664
00:31:26,214 --> 00:31:28,815
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, well,
Marcus tells a different story.
665
00:31:28,850 --> 00:31:30,283
Our son doesn't lie.
666
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,992
- How well do you know your son?
- What does that mean?
667
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:35,184
He called me a "pain in the ass"
the other day.
668
00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:36,441
JODY: That is insane.
669
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,191
There is no way James would say that.
670
00:31:38,226 --> 00:31:40,035
Now, he is a very independent,
671
00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:43,144
strong-minded young man,
but he is always respectful.
672
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,711
Respectful, my butt.
673
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,507
Dr. Finn...
674
00:31:47,803 --> 00:31:49,602
I have great admiration for you.
675
00:31:49,664 --> 00:31:51,204
Being a single mother is challenging,
676
00:31:51,239 --> 00:31:53,406
and I am sure that
it's easy to make mistakes.
677
00:31:53,431 --> 00:31:54,507
Regardless,
678
00:31:54,543 --> 00:31:56,543
we will be scheduling
a parent-teacher conference.
679
00:31:56,578 --> 00:31:58,178
You are more than welcome to join.
680
00:31:58,366 --> 00:32:00,032
Count on it.
681
00:32:08,350 --> 00:32:10,302
- Are you kidding me?
- What?
682
00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:12,525
What do you mean, what?
"We've all been there"?
683
00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:13,727
That's your response?
684
00:32:13,762 --> 00:32:15,795
I don't know. Haven't you ever
done a drive-by?
685
00:32:15,831 --> 00:32:17,130
No. Have you?
686
00:32:17,882 --> 00:32:19,905
I might've, once or twice.
687
00:32:19,963 --> 00:32:22,474
My God, every man in the galaxy
is a psychopath.
688
00:32:22,604 --> 00:32:23,772
Look, he's hurt.
689
00:32:23,797 --> 00:32:26,209
It sucks. We all can relate
to it. He acted rashly,
690
00:32:26,234 --> 00:32:28,468
but I think it's okay for us
to be understanding.
691
00:32:28,556 --> 00:32:30,770
- Do you always have to do that?
- Do what?
692
00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:32,871
Be so... evolved?
693
00:32:32,896 --> 00:32:35,028
I just don't understand
why you're upset with me.
694
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,234
Honestly? Because your
"high road" attitude
695
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:38,682
is making me feel
like I'm overreacting,
696
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,573
when I know for a fact that I'm right.
697
00:32:40,885 --> 00:32:42,121
Do you want me to be jealous?
698
00:32:42,164 --> 00:32:45,327
No. I mean, I don't know.
699
00:32:45,618 --> 00:32:47,527
Yeah. Yes, maybe a little.
700
00:32:47,562 --> 00:32:48,995
I don't see how that's productive.
701
00:32:49,182 --> 00:32:50,196
Cassius,
702
00:32:50,232 --> 00:32:51,941
this is not your classroom.
703
00:32:52,022 --> 00:32:53,482
I am your girlfriend, and right now,
704
00:32:53,507 --> 00:32:55,462
I'm feeling completely
disconnected from you.
705
00:32:55,523 --> 00:32:58,521
I am not going to be angry
with Ed if I don't feel it.
706
00:32:58,655 --> 00:33:00,985
Look, if you just calm down
a little, there's no reason...
707
00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:03,443
- Oh, man.
- What?
708
00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,898
Never mind.
709
00:33:16,024 --> 00:33:18,557
Program Lamarr 3594.
710
00:33:22,631 --> 00:33:25,131
Okay, here we go. Begin simulation.
711
00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:29,849
Be yourself, go over there,
and ask her out.
712
00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:36,929
Hi, there.
713
00:33:38,693 --> 00:33:39,808
Hi.
714
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,433
I'm Gordon. What's your name?
715
00:33:41,543 --> 00:33:42,676
Danielle.
716
00:33:42,784 --> 00:33:45,318
Hi, Danielle, I'm Gordon.
717
00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:46,907
Want to go back to my place?
718
00:33:46,932 --> 00:33:48,421
Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hold.
719
00:33:48,457 --> 00:33:51,021
Uh, what's the difficulty level?
720
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,619
COMPUTER: Difficulty level: one.
721
00:33:52,644 --> 00:33:54,077
Ah, there's the problem.
722
00:33:54,102 --> 00:33:56,403
Reset difficulty level to eight.
723
00:33:56,598 --> 00:33:58,078
COMPUTER: Resetting.
724
00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,432
Okay, go.
725
00:34:01,730 --> 00:34:02,929
Hey there.
726
00:34:03,029 --> 00:34:04,752
Oh, God, not another one.
727
00:34:04,873 --> 00:34:06,973
My name's Gordon. Mind if I sit down?
728
00:34:07,008 --> 00:34:08,979
Listen, guy, I have been hit on
by four different dudes
729
00:34:09,004 --> 00:34:10,370
from four different species tonight.
730
00:34:10,395 --> 00:34:12,361
One of them had his organs
on the outside.
731
00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:15,595
My boyfriend just dumped me, and
all I want to do is drink alone.
732
00:34:15,996 --> 00:34:18,363
Well, then... why'd you come out?
733
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,587
I like the noise.
734
00:34:20,622 --> 00:34:23,024
Well... if you just want to talk and...
735
00:34:23,049 --> 00:34:25,191
- I don't.
- Okay, this is level eight.
736
00:34:25,211 --> 00:34:26,277
What's level nine?
737
00:34:26,302 --> 00:34:27,868
Level nine, she's still dating the guy.
738
00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:30,192
- And level ten?
- She's married and has a gun.
739
00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:31,421
So what do I do?
740
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:34,401
Just be creative, be charming.
Figure it out.
741
00:34:36,638 --> 00:34:37,937
[SIGHS]
742
00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,440
I have six months left to live,
743
00:34:40,475 --> 00:34:43,443
and all I want to do
is get to know you before I die.
744
00:34:44,131 --> 00:34:46,179
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
745
00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,515
- You're dying?
- So totally dying, it's ridiculous.
746
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:50,189
Nobody's dying more than me.
747
00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:53,181
This is probably my last night
out, ever, 'cause I'm dying.
748
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:54,988
Well, I guess I'd be a jerk
749
00:34:55,023 --> 00:34:57,023
if I didn't at least
let you get me a drink.
750
00:34:57,058 --> 00:34:59,056
Boom! There it is. Hold simulation.
751
00:34:59,536 --> 00:35:02,083
- I can't tell Janel I'm dying.
- That's not the point.
752
00:35:02,108 --> 00:35:04,477
The point is, you're thinking on
your feet, you're improvising.
753
00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:07,534
- That's what it's all about.
- Okay.
754
00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:09,064
I think you're ready.
755
00:35:16,877 --> 00:35:18,855
- Hello, Doctor.
- Isaac,
756
00:35:18,954 --> 00:35:21,549
- do you think I'm a bad parent?
- Yes.
757
00:35:21,624 --> 00:35:25,259
[SCOFFS] Well, a computer doesn't lie.
758
00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:27,600
You appear displeased.
759
00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:31,338
James's parents are accusing Marcus
760
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:34,764
of hacking the food synthesizer,
and I have to ask myself:
761
00:35:34,848 --> 00:35:36,758
Is it possible they're right?
762
00:35:36,891 --> 00:35:40,026
Did I go wrong somewhere
along the line with my son?
763
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,535
Parenting is always guesswork, but...
764
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:44,630
have I made too many bad guesses?
765
00:35:44,706 --> 00:35:46,410
What do you intend to do?
766
00:35:46,482 --> 00:35:49,409
They want a parent-teacher
meeting to decide the issue.
767
00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:53,186
I would be most interested
in observing such a ritual.
768
00:35:53,309 --> 00:35:55,442
May I accompany you?
769
00:35:56,694 --> 00:35:59,419
- You'd come with me?
- Yes.
770
00:35:59,454 --> 00:36:02,433
Well, then it won't be two against one.
771
00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:03,977
"Two against one."
772
00:36:04,085 --> 00:36:06,486
Do you anticipate hand-to-hand combat?
773
00:36:06,661 --> 00:36:09,062
[CHUCKLES] Possibly.
774
00:36:17,856 --> 00:36:20,323
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]
775
00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:30,913
Hey there, Lieutenant. Hope
you're not getting stood up.
776
00:36:30,948 --> 00:36:33,507
- No, I'm actually just early.
- Would you like me to get you
777
00:36:33,532 --> 00:36:35,195
a little boozer or something
while you're waiting?
778
00:36:35,219 --> 00:36:36,719
It's okay. Thanks, Mooska.
779
00:36:36,754 --> 00:36:38,368
You got it.
780
00:36:38,909 --> 00:36:41,042
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
781
00:36:41,259 --> 00:36:42,324
H-Hey.
782
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,860
H-Hey, there. How's it going?
783
00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:48,597
Amazing. I got a massage today.
I feel like a noodle.
784
00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:51,161
- Cool.
- [SIGHS] Listen.
785
00:36:51,186 --> 00:36:54,790
I... I felt like we really
connected when we met,
786
00:36:54,917 --> 00:36:56,604
and, uh...
787
00:36:56,794 --> 00:36:58,460
I, uh...
788
00:36:59,044 --> 00:37:01,178
Wow, a little-little more nervous
789
00:37:01,231 --> 00:37:02,997
than I thought. [CHUCKLES]
790
00:37:03,145 --> 00:37:04,413
What is it?
791
00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:06,705
- I wrote a poem.
- A poem.
792
00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:08,258
I write poetry as a hobby,
793
00:37:08,283 --> 00:37:11,687
and I felt inspired. Okay, you ready?
794
00:37:12,515 --> 00:37:13,694
[DANN CLEARS THROAT]
795
00:37:13,756 --> 00:37:17,655
"Yearning. Passion. Search".
796
00:37:17,927 --> 00:37:20,029
"Who will feed the coals of joy"
797
00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:22,412
"in the stove of emotion"?
798
00:37:22,625 --> 00:37:24,736
"My fingers ache to
penetrate the hearth..."
799
00:37:24,761 --> 00:37:27,795
- [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
- "Love is the fish hook"
800
00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:30,613
"that hooks the fish."
801
00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:32,005
What do you think?
802
00:37:32,054 --> 00:37:34,304
- It's really good.
- Be brutally honest.
803
00:37:34,357 --> 00:37:37,190
I need absolute honesty
or I can't grow as an artist.
804
00:37:37,227 --> 00:37:38,526
No, it's-it's great.
805
00:37:38,581 --> 00:37:41,949
You won't offend me,
just tell me the truth.
806
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,632
W-Well, um...
807
00:37:45,288 --> 00:37:48,122
It's maybe a little surface-y.
808
00:37:48,762 --> 00:37:49,823
Oh.
809
00:37:49,848 --> 00:37:52,339
Like, i-i-it doesn't ask
anything of the listener.
810
00:37:52,364 --> 00:37:55,265
The imagery's a little obvious,
so there's nothing to unearth.
811
00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:58,224
And there's no room
for subjective interpretation.
812
00:37:58,401 --> 00:37:59,758
Okay.
813
00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:03,577
Boy, got a little chilly in here
all of a sudden, didn't it?
814
00:38:03,946 --> 00:38:05,277
You said to be honest.
815
00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:08,104
Yeah, well, I didn't say
take a dump all over my spirit.
816
00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:10,177
I didn't say that.
817
00:38:10,631 --> 00:38:12,191
I'm just...
818
00:38:13,211 --> 00:38:15,370
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
819
00:38:16,386 --> 00:38:17,852
[SIGHS]
820
00:38:18,681 --> 00:38:20,748
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
821
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,817
[COMSCANNER BEEPS]
822
00:38:29,165 --> 00:38:30,564
[EXHALES]
823
00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:33,126
[SIGHS]
824
00:38:37,786 --> 00:38:39,252
CASSIUS: Come in.
825
00:38:40,644 --> 00:38:42,868
- Captain. Hi.
- No, you don't have to get up.
826
00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:45,536
No, no, it's fine.
Can I get you a drink?
827
00:38:45,643 --> 00:38:48,010
Yeah. Actually, a drink would be good.
828
00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:53,307
So...
829
00:38:53,468 --> 00:38:56,435
- what can I do for you?
- Well, I...
830
00:38:56,555 --> 00:38:58,579
owe you an apology.
831
00:38:58,735 --> 00:39:00,623
Apology? For what?
832
00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:02,436
[CHUCKLES]: That's nice of you to say,
833
00:39:02,461 --> 00:39:04,545
but I think we both know what.
834
00:39:05,621 --> 00:39:06,721
Listen, Cas-sius...
835
00:39:06,789 --> 00:39:08,289
- Cassius.
- Damn.
836
00:39:08,324 --> 00:39:09,657
Um...
837
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,926
look, this is a small ship,
838
00:39:11,961 --> 00:39:13,027
and...
839
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,029
it's just gonna take me a minute
840
00:39:15,064 --> 00:39:17,298
to adjust to this new reality.
841
00:39:17,483 --> 00:39:18,866
Well, trust me, your learning curve
842
00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:20,401
is nothing compared to mine.
843
00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:21,469
What do you mean?
844
00:39:21,504 --> 00:39:23,304
[SIGHS]: Kelly and I had a fight,
845
00:39:23,339 --> 00:39:26,040
she walked out on me...
and I am so sorry, this is
846
00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:28,008
probably the last thing
that you want to hear.
847
00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:30,378
Well, nobody fights better
than Kelly, huh?
848
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,316
I've just, I've been independent
for so long that I think the way
849
00:39:35,351 --> 00:39:38,018
I think, and I sometimes forget
that another person's involved.
850
00:39:38,682 --> 00:39:40,174
Were you ever married?
851
00:39:40,225 --> 00:39:42,289
[SIGHS]: Yeah. Yeah, I was...
852
00:39:42,561 --> 00:39:44,725
an aspiring paleontologist...
I wanted to be the one
853
00:39:44,761 --> 00:39:47,253
to discover
the next unclassified species,
854
00:39:47,278 --> 00:39:48,619
make a name for myself.
855
00:39:48,644 --> 00:39:50,631
And my work drove me to succeed,
856
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:54,001
but it also drove a stake
right through my marriage.
857
00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:57,004
My God, she definitely has
a type, doesn't she?
858
00:39:57,319 --> 00:39:58,519
Huh?
859
00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,508
Do you love her?
860
00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:02,464
I do.
861
00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:03,971
Very much.
862
00:40:06,284 --> 00:40:07,817
What, um...
863
00:40:07,852 --> 00:40:09,962
what was it you said
that made her walk out?
864
00:40:10,094 --> 00:40:13,412
[SIGHS]: Ah, well, I...
I was actually defending you,
865
00:40:13,437 --> 00:40:15,804
and she said that
I was being "too evolved,"
866
00:40:15,906 --> 00:40:18,006
and I told her to calm down, and...
867
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,416
Ooh. Ooh, you didn't say "calm down."
868
00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:22,843
- I-I did.
- Oh, boy. Yeah, that's, um...
869
00:40:22,868 --> 00:40:24,645
Oh, well, I was just trying
to see things reasonably
870
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,063
- from all sides.
- And that's great,
871
00:40:26,088 --> 00:40:27,257
and I appreciate that.
872
00:40:27,282 --> 00:40:28,915
It's just...
873
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,848
Here's my theory.
874
00:40:31,081 --> 00:40:34,980
A woman can't really love a man
unless he's part dope.
875
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,555
Be a little stupid every day,
876
00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:39,748
and really stupid
once in a while, but...
877
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,250
just don't be perfect.
878
00:40:41,786 --> 00:40:43,519
That's not easy.
879
00:40:44,432 --> 00:40:45,885
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
880
00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:48,370
Journey.
881
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,280
- What?
- She likes Journey.
882
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,540
- Traveling?
- No, no, the old band, Journey.
883
00:40:53,565 --> 00:40:54,647
You'll find them in the archives.
884
00:40:54,671 --> 00:40:55,937
Look, just get some merlot,
885
00:40:55,962 --> 00:40:57,495
cook a dinner, put on "Open Arms."
886
00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:00,662
- And what is...
- Just do it, and...
887
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,345
You know, I'm gonna go now
888
00:41:02,370 --> 00:41:04,499
and, uh, bang my head against a wall.
889
00:41:04,524 --> 00:41:06,124
So good night.
890
00:41:08,537 --> 00:41:10,737
♪ ♪
891
00:41:11,282 --> 00:41:13,248
Whew. Okay.
892
00:41:19,927 --> 00:41:22,027
♪ ♪
893
00:41:25,147 --> 00:41:28,367
All we're asking is that Marcus
be placed in a different class.
894
00:41:28,392 --> 00:41:29,634
We want to rest easy knowing
895
00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:30,995
that James isn't being influenced
896
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,775
by negative elements at school.
897
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,721
Marcus wasn't the one who started this.
898
00:41:34,757 --> 00:41:37,940
Look, I know you think your son
is this sweet little angel,
899
00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:39,876
but trust me, he's got you snowed.
900
00:41:39,901 --> 00:41:42,322
Okay. Let's all just try to calm dow...
901
00:41:42,347 --> 00:41:45,836
try to be respectful
of the process here.
902
00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:47,578
We all want to get
to the bottom of this.
903
00:41:47,646 --> 00:41:49,021
Now, truthfully, both of your boys
904
00:41:49,046 --> 00:41:50,912
have shown
rebellious tendencies lately.
905
00:41:51,106 --> 00:41:52,873
- James?
- Yes.
906
00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:54,875
Well, then it must have begun
when he started
907
00:41:54,910 --> 00:41:56,963
- hanging around Marcus.
- ISAAC: May I ask
908
00:41:56,988 --> 00:41:58,888
how James is faring in his studies?
909
00:41:59,114 --> 00:42:00,848
James gets straight As.
910
00:42:00,883 --> 00:42:03,016
That's... not completely accurate.
911
00:42:03,135 --> 00:42:04,651
JODY: I've seen his report cards.
912
00:42:04,687 --> 00:42:06,353
Well, I mean, he-he does fine,
913
00:42:06,388 --> 00:42:08,989
but he's a B-minus student,
occasional "C."
914
00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:10,499
Not worth being overly concerned,
915
00:42:10,524 --> 00:42:11,790
but he definitely has more smarts
916
00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:13,610
- than he gives his work.
- Okay, wait.
917
00:42:13,635 --> 00:42:14,934
This doesn't make any sense.
918
00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:17,331
May I access your class files?
919
00:42:17,686 --> 00:42:19,119
Of course.
920
00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:25,572
As I suspected.
921
00:42:25,608 --> 00:42:28,542
His official report card
shows consistent As.
922
00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:30,038
- That's right.
- Mm-hmm.
923
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,112
Further analysis reveals
924
00:42:32,147 --> 00:42:35,182
a recent alteration
using external algorithms.
925
00:42:35,217 --> 00:42:36,717
The entry code corresponds
926
00:42:36,752 --> 00:42:38,752
to your comscanner, Lieutenant.
927
00:42:38,787 --> 00:42:41,549
- Mine?
- Doctor, would you describe
928
00:42:41,574 --> 00:42:43,557
Marcus's academic performance?
929
00:42:43,754 --> 00:42:46,389
Um, he gets Bs, usually,
930
00:42:46,414 --> 00:42:48,178
maybe one or two As.
931
00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:50,233
That is accurate.
932
00:42:50,392 --> 00:42:52,025
It is reasonable to surmise
933
00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:54,624
that whoever hacked
into the food synthesizer
934
00:42:54,678 --> 00:42:56,546
would also possess the resourcefulness
935
00:42:56,571 --> 00:42:58,906
to enter the student records database.
936
00:42:58,941 --> 00:43:00,850
As James's grades have been altered
937
00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:03,885
and Marcus's have not,
one must conclude
938
00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:06,046
James is the guilty party.
939
00:43:06,206 --> 00:43:07,547
NATHAN: I...
940
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:08,749
I can't believe it.
941
00:43:08,774 --> 00:43:10,574
ISAAC: It would seem
that your accusations
942
00:43:10,686 --> 00:43:13,326
were unwarranted, Nathan and Jody.
943
00:43:13,351 --> 00:43:15,947
I will be forced to report
your son's violations
944
00:43:15,972 --> 00:43:17,204
to Commander Grayson.
945
00:43:17,236 --> 00:43:18,399
In the meantime,
946
00:43:18,424 --> 00:43:21,392
I would recommend you discipline
your son accordingly.
947
00:43:26,515 --> 00:43:28,982
Oh, my gosh, you were amazing!
948
00:43:29,008 --> 00:43:30,070
I love you.
949
00:43:30,105 --> 00:43:32,649
I merely inferred
the most likely scenario
950
00:43:32,674 --> 00:43:34,383
using the available facts
951
00:43:34,408 --> 00:43:36,977
and my own observations
of the children.
952
00:43:37,395 --> 00:43:38,612
Isaac...
953
00:43:38,848 --> 00:43:41,448
would you be my date
to Bortus's Ja'loja?
954
00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:43,082
If you wish.
955
00:43:43,948 --> 00:43:45,419
I wish.
956
00:43:45,454 --> 00:43:47,387
♪ ♪
957
00:43:50,392 --> 00:43:51,658
Okay, there she is.
958
00:43:51,694 --> 00:43:53,527
She's all alone,
so this is your chance.
959
00:43:53,562 --> 00:43:56,196
- You can do this, all right?
- Yeah, okay.
960
00:43:56,871 --> 00:43:58,871
Here goes.
961
00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:06,808
Can't do it. Thanks for the help.
962
00:44:07,592 --> 00:44:09,651
[OVER COMM]:
All hands, this is the captain.
963
00:44:09,735 --> 00:44:12,269
We are entering orbit of Moclus.
964
00:44:14,493 --> 00:44:16,493
♪ ♪
965
00:44:29,228 --> 00:44:32,796
In the sight of those
who stand with me,
966
00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:37,112
and those for whom
I would sacrifice my being,
967
00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:39,272
I begin...
968
00:44:39,602 --> 00:44:41,702
the release.
969
00:44:47,504 --> 00:44:49,142
BORTUS: Kalaskacha.
970
00:44:49,573 --> 00:44:53,008
Mech-gadlas fekto
971
00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:55,902
roschas...
972
00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:58,793
[CHANTING]: bam...
973
00:44:58,818 --> 00:45:01,998
val...
974
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,066
[LAST SYLLABLE ECHOING]
975
00:45:08,546 --> 00:45:10,108
Ja'loja!
976
00:45:10,227 --> 00:45:12,661
ALL: Ja'loja!
977
00:45:12,822 --> 00:45:15,397
[PIANO PLAYS ARPEGGIO]
978
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,766
[PLAYING "AS TIME GOES BY"]
979
00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:31,616
BORTUS: I hope you enjoyed
980
00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:33,130
the ceremony, Commander.
981
00:45:33,155 --> 00:45:35,155
I did. I did very much.
982
00:45:35,259 --> 00:45:37,987
I can honestly say I've never
seen anything quite like it.
983
00:45:38,128 --> 00:45:39,794
Hope you washed your hands.
984
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,751
Well... I can't wait for the next one.
985
00:45:43,973 --> 00:45:46,941
We will certainly include you,
Commander.
986
00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:49,310
Topa, come along.
987
00:45:50,587 --> 00:45:53,197
Hey. You're the best, you know that?
988
00:45:53,222 --> 00:45:54,388
Aw, come on.
989
00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:56,553
Red wine and "Open Arms"?
990
00:45:56,813 --> 00:45:58,253
I knew I liked you, but...
991
00:45:58,307 --> 00:46:00,316
that right there was
the moment you won me over.
992
00:46:00,404 --> 00:46:03,605
What can I say?
You inspire me to be creative.
993
00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:08,340
You, sir, are forgiven.
994
00:46:09,452 --> 00:46:12,832
"My fingers ache
to penetrate the hearth".
995
00:46:13,076 --> 00:46:16,912
"Love is the fishhook
that hooks the fish."
996
00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:18,318
Oh, my God.
997
00:46:18,353 --> 00:46:19,752
- What do you think?
- Dude,
998
00:46:19,965 --> 00:46:22,612
that is just, like,
an emotional sucker punch.
999
00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:23,790
- Really?
- Yeah.
1000
00:46:23,825 --> 00:46:25,956
Like, I-I've had a really bad week
1001
00:46:25,981 --> 00:46:28,461
where I've just been grappling
with insecurity and self-doubt,
1002
00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:31,204
and then here comes
this lyrical compass
1003
00:46:31,229 --> 00:46:33,500
that just instantly guides me
to my special place
1004
00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:34,634
in the universe.
1005
00:46:34,669 --> 00:46:35,802
You should write a book.
1006
00:46:35,837 --> 00:46:37,103
I was thinking I might,
1007
00:46:37,139 --> 00:46:39,372
but now I definitely will.
1008
00:46:39,407 --> 00:46:40,997
- All right for me.
- Yeah.
1009
00:46:41,022 --> 00:46:43,169
CLAIRE: Isaac, I know it
doesn't mean anything to you,
1010
00:46:43,194 --> 00:46:44,477
but what you did for me
1011
00:46:44,513 --> 00:46:46,279
and for Marcus is really special.
1012
00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:47,847
I wish you could feel that.
1013
00:46:47,883 --> 00:46:50,717
That is not possible
for an artificial life-form.
1014
00:46:50,929 --> 00:46:53,386
But it was fascinating to observe.
1015
00:46:53,421 --> 00:46:55,985
Isaac... I owe you one.
1016
00:46:58,502 --> 00:47:00,263
I'll tell you, you know
what would be great right now?
1017
00:47:00,342 --> 00:47:03,043
- A Krill invasion.
- Well, for what it's worth,
1018
00:47:03,331 --> 00:47:05,345
it sounds like you did
the honorable thing.
1019
00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:07,183
Well, if those two
wind up together because of me,
1020
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:10,351
- you may have to shoot me.
- My friend, I have learned
1021
00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:12,071
never to make predictions
1022
00:47:12,107 --> 00:47:14,007
in matters of love.
1023
00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,042
I'm usually dead wrong.
1024
00:47:16,077 --> 00:47:18,011
Well, here's to being wrong.
1025
00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:19,245
Hmm.
1026
00:47:21,616 --> 00:47:23,016
JANEL: Hey.
1027
00:47:23,598 --> 00:47:25,084
Is anyone sitting here?
1028
00:47:25,902 --> 00:47:27,319
Uh, no.
1029
00:47:27,408 --> 00:47:30,342
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1030
00:47:32,894 --> 00:47:34,861
♪ ♪
1031
00:47:39,303 --> 00:47:43,303
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