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Sookie, are you okay?
You want some water?
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Four?
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You're sure you found 4 bodies?
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- We shouldn't even be telling you this.
- Not now. Not with me.
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There's 4 sets of remains
inside four coffins.
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Oh, my God.
We can't let you go in there.
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If you don't take
your hands off me right now,
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I swear to God, I will kill you.
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Sweetheart,
you don't wanna come up here.
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Jiminy Christmas.
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- That's what happens to vampires?
- Evidently.
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Plus, we got three more.
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I hope you skipped breakfast.
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Did Bud send you up here
to make an ID? 'Cause...
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Sookie, you okay?
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Synchro: mpm, Arrow
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True Blood 1x08
- The Fourth Man In The Fire -
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www.sub-way.fr
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- Bill Compton.
- To leave a voice message,
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press one or just wait...
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Shit!
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Mama, it's not even 8.
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Good morning, baby.
Did I wake you?
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I'm almost done.
Just a couple more loads.
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- These are half full.
- Useless to me.
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Just fuel for demon fire.
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The bottle kept him alive
for 40 years.
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As long as I keep the stuff out of my house,
he ain't never coming back.
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- Let's see how long you can keep it up.
- Forever.
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Gotta be.
I'm down to my last chance.
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- You didn't have a drink today?
- Didn't need one. Didn't even want one.
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- Is that maple syrup?
- Check the kitchen. I made hoecakes.
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Are you serious?
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- I haven't had hoecakes since...
- Since your grandmama was alive.
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I always could make 'em,
just never did.
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The demon never let me.
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- You made these with bacon grease.
- It's the only way.
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You eat, baby girl.
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I got me some more devil juice
to take out.
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Goddamn.
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You...
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You are not like anybody
I ever met.
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I was just gonna say
the same thing.
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Jesus.
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It felt like the whole world
came together.
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Me, you,
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the bed, the house.
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- We were all one big giant...
- Organism.
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Yeah, mine was huge.
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I never knew vamp blood could do
something like this to you.
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You know what?
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Neither did I. I mean...
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I've had V partners before,
but this was...
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on a totally different planet.
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You're an extraordinary being.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- I mean, in some ways, we barely
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know each other, right?
But you felt that.
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Tell me that that wasn't just me.
We tapped into each other.
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No, I felt it. We tapped.
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There's something old
and good and wise
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deep down in you.
I have to know that person.
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Come on, cut it out.
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Nobody who knows me
has ever called me wise.
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Then nobody really knows you.
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Are you blushing?
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I don't want you to go.
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I was planning on
just burning through,
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but if you have a place
for me to crash
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then for you,
I might just stick around
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- for a little bit.
- Stay.
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Stay with me.
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I don't wanna ever leave this bed.
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Let's just screw
and do V until we starve.
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Sure. But, I mean,
let's hold off on the screwing.
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I'm a respectable girl.
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What?
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Did I hurt you?
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I'm sorry if I got carried away,
it was just so amazing.
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We didn't have sex.
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What do you call what we been doin'
for the past six hours?
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We were together on V,
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deeper than I've ever felt
with anybody ever before.
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But physically, we barely touched.
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- I promise.
- That's not possible.
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Panties still on.
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- What... the fuck?
- I told you.
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It's better than sex.
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Jesus Christ,
what the hell are you doing?
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Opith the J.C.
I'm cleanin', what does it look like?
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- Watch your feet. I just waxed.
- I hope you mean the floor.
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- Can I help you?
- I'm up to my elbows in Easy-Off.
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- My mama made me hoecakes this morning.
- So?
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She cooked me breakfast.
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When's the last time you saw
my mama lift a finger before noon
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for anything besides Mad Dog 20/20?
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We went into the woods
to get a $445
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hoodoo exorcism last night.
You do not wanna get me started
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- on that.
- My grandmother's dead.
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At least you got someone
to make breakfast for you.
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You ever stop thinkin' about
what's happening with others
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- before you barge in on them?
- Sorry. I didn't me...
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Oh, my God, are those fang marks?
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So what? It means someone cared for me
when everyone else left me high and dry.
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No wonder you're crazy.
A vampire made a meal of you.
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Why am I the only person that doesn't
think vampires are monsters?
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They drink our blood.
What's to say Bill won't leave you
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- once he's had his fill?
- Do you have any idea
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what I've been through today?
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- A friend would ask.
- Don't tell me how to be your friend.
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- I'm the only one you got, goddamn...
- Lord's name in vain.
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- Fuck off.
- Get out of my house!
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I've gotten very good at losing people like you.
You are only making it easier for me.
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Bitch, I don't even wanna be here.
If you are hell-bent on being alone
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in this world,
I ain't gonna stop you.
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Oh, man.
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I wanna not have sex
with you again so bad,
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you don't even know.
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I think I got some idea.
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But that V that we did
was the last I had.
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Where do we score some more?
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When we need more,
we'll go out and get it.
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Don't be greedy.
We'll be okay for a while.
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- Just eat your breakfast.
- You sure you don't want some?
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- Pepperoni and sausage.
- No, thank you. I only eat organic.
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The cleaner my body is,
the more intensely I feel the V.
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Why do you have two televisions
in the same room?
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The bottom one's busted. I just
keep it 'cause it was my parents'.
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Can I ask you how they died?
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- I don't like to talk about it.
- Okay.
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It was a flash flood.
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They were caught on the bridge
down by the Parish Road
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and got swept out in the river.
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My little sister and I...
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were staying at our gran's
while they went out.
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They didn't think I could
look after Sookie by myself,
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even though I was almost 11.
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Sometimes I think,
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if I was a better kid,
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they wouldn't have had
to drop us off at gran's.
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Then they wouldn't have been
on the bridge at the exact point
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when...
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So your grandma raised you
after that?
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Yeah, I moved back here
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when I was 18,
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even though gran would have
rather kept an eye on me.
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Yeah, she passed too.
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Last week.
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God, I'm so sorry.
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Goddamn.
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I don't mean to be spillin'.
I never do this.
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You never talk about things
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with anybody?
You don't talk to your sister?
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Least of all her.
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She brings out the worst in me.
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We had this big fight
after gran died
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and I hit her.
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I tell you,
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I am
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the worst brother in the world.
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That's ridiculous.
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I've seen who you are inside.
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I've been there.
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And you're good.
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Do you hear me?
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She's a beauty.
You want it for your office?
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We'll put it over the bar.
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Drunks like talking
to the animals.
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Check it out.
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Possum prick.
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- Where'd you get that?
- Shot one last week.
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It was gonna stuff it but I left it
back out. It got to raining,
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then three days later, ain't nothing
left but possum sludge and bones.
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I saved this, though.
Possums have a two-pronged penis.
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It's supposed to bring good luck.
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Terry, let's keep
that story between us.
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The girls might get the wrong idea.
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- What was you doing out this morning?
- Why?
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You wouldn't have been running through
the woods without no clothes on, would you?
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- Why would I do that?
- I don't know.
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That's why I'm asking.
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I was out fishin'
and I could have swore
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I saw you blazing buck-naked
through the trees.
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It wasn't me.
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I was working on my car.
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It looked an awful lot like you.
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Except you wear clothes.
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I don't know.
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Maybe I'm seein' things again.
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Except usually when I see people
who ain't there, it's...
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- It's the insurgents.
- Yeah.
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Only this fella I saw,
he didn't look like no insurgent.
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But you said he was running,
though, huh?
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Plenty of cover in the trees.
How could you tell for sure?
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And I believe you saw what you saw.
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I just don't know why anyone would
run naked through the woods
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- in broad daylight.
- Yeah.
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Maybe you're right.
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Shit.
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I hate bein' this way.
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It's all right, buddy.
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Come on.
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We're a long way from Fallujah.
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COMPTON BELOVED HUSBAND - BRAVE SOLDIER
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Not the neck.
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Where the hell is Sookie today?
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Here you go, honey.
Sorry it took so long.
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Intense.
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All these animals on the wall,
it's like a natural history museum.
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- I never noticed them.
- How could you not?
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Every one of these animals
lived a life full of experiences
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that we can't even imagine.
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Does it weird you out?
We could go someplace else.
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Everyone has to eat, right?
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We're all links
on the universal food chain.
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See? Squirrel eats nuts,
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snake eats the squirrel,
gator eats the snake.
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And we can eat pretty much
anything we want.
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It's the circle of life.
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Jesus Christ.
I wanna lick your mind.
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Let's have lunch first.
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Order up.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I know I'm late.
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Listen, I heard about the fire.
I'm real, real sorry.
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- How you holding up?
- He's alive.
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- What?
- Bill.
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They said four bodies.
I thought Bill was one of 'em.
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- He wasn't?
- He's fine. In fact,
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he's wonderful.
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- That must be quite a relief for you.
- You have no idea. Anyways,
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no need to worry about me.
I'm great.
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Sweetie, where you been?
I'm up to my eyeballs in tickets.
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You look so beautiful today.
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I love you, even if you are
a bigot sometimes.
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What's with her?
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Bill's alive.
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What? But I thought...
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I know. So did I.
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Order up.
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I'm comin'. Hold your horses.
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He got my message that something bad
might be brewing, so he figured
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- he spent the night in the graveyard.
- Doesn't it get cold out there?
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He was in the ground.
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So after I couldn't find him,
then hearing about those four bodies
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at that burnt-up house, you can imagine
what I was going through.
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I mean, that must have been
something terrible.
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You don't know.
247
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:36,051
They said there was three vampires
that come in the other night.
248
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:39,631
- Who's the fourth body?
- Some fangbanger, they're saying now.
249
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,998
Some vampires like to keep
a human around for sex...
250
00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:44,249
and blood.
251
00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:48,889
I'll get your Cokes.
252
00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:54,486
- I Thought you said "order up".
- I did. New girl took 'em.
253
00:18:54,606 --> 00:18:55,606
New girl?
254
00:18:56,984 --> 00:18:58,847
BLT, cheeseburger, well-done,
255
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:01,182
fried egg on white, hot wings,
256
00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:02,769
smoked sausage,
257
00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:04,732
tuna melt,
258
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:08,059
and the chicken fried steak
must be for you.
259
00:19:08,852 --> 00:19:12,328
- Thank you. We've got a four-top open.
- Isn't she something?
260
00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:17,218
- She's with you.
- I know you're pissed at me, but...
261
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,666
I really want you to like her.
262
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,957
Sorry about that.
You looked really swamped
263
00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:27,415
and the natives
were gettin' restless so...
264
00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,629
You're Jason's sister, right?
It's...
265
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,509
I've heard so much about you.
266
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,174
- Who are you?
- My name's Amy.
267
00:19:33,446 --> 00:19:35,277
- Amy Burley. I'm with Jason.
- With me.
268
00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:38,681
You must be Arlene with the beautiful
red hair. It's so nice to meet you.
269
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,286
How'd you know
all the table numbers?
270
00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:44,347
I waited tables in college
so I just assumed clockwise.
271
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,486
You know, table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
272
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:51,044
I think the guys at table 5 like you,
'cause they left you a really nice tip.
273
00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:55,191
I think we might have found
a replacement for Dawn.
274
00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:56,697
Looks like you did too.
275
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,457
What?
276
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,756
Don't you touch that, sweetie pie.
Mama'll take care of the laundry.
277
00:20:14,876 --> 00:20:18,417
My goodness. Lettie Mae,
ain't she the spittin' image of you.
278
00:20:18,537 --> 00:20:20,078
That's a compliment.
279
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:22,849
Tara Mae, you remember
Mable Simpkins, don't you?
280
00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:25,213
- From the church.
- That's right. And why don't we see
281
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,613
- your smiling face there no more?
- 'Cause I stopped goin'.
282
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,350
It's never too late to come back.
283
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:34,838
Lettie Mae left us for two years
and we welcomed her back today
284
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,863
- like she had never gone.
- I heard the call.
285
00:20:37,023 --> 00:20:38,865
The good Lord said, "Lettie Mae,
286
00:20:39,025 --> 00:20:41,467
"you been away too long.
Your church needs you. "
287
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,256
You should have heard her testify.
288
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,888
The entire congregation
was filled with the spirit.
289
00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:47,940
Yeah, I bet she was full of it.
290
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:51,502
- Your mama's an inspiration to us all.
- Glory to God.
291
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:55,590
Girl, why don't you come
to Bible group on Tuesday?
292
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,147
Got plenty of nice young men
and fruit punch.
293
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,365
A little religion do you
a world of good, baby girl.
294
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,889
Shit. Are you even listening
to what you're sayin'?
295
00:21:03,302 --> 00:21:06,186
You can lie to yourself and
everyone else but when you go to bed,
296
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,773
you are just as fucked up
and miserable as I am.
297
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,321
And goin' to church
and wearing a crazy-ass hat
298
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,149
ain't gonna make you
a better person.
299
00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:16,692
She got a demon in her.
300
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,175
My granddaughter had
a demon in her.
301
00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:20,643
They everywhere.
302
00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,998
Sure, I understand.
303
00:21:23,547 --> 00:21:24,862
It's no problem.
304
00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:32,835
Every time I get a night off,
my babysitter falls through on me.
305
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,587
You know,
306
00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,630
I like kids, Arlene.
307
00:21:38,556 --> 00:21:39,613
Donuts too.
308
00:21:41,179 --> 00:21:42,130
Maybe,
309
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,598
if you brought a lady friend along.
Lisa likes a female in the house.
310
00:21:45,984 --> 00:21:48,017
I ain't had a lady friend
since I come home.
311
00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:51,270
That's some bad luck for you,
I guess.
312
00:21:53,608 --> 00:21:55,316
Did something happen there
313
00:21:55,479 --> 00:21:58,122
that you been...
keeping to yourself?
314
00:21:58,671 --> 00:22:01,490
'Cause you could talk to me,
you know, if you're wantin' to.
315
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:04,503
No, I'd...
316
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,151
I'd just as soon sit here
and listen at you.
317
00:22:07,765 --> 00:22:09,070
I like your voice.
318
00:22:09,908 --> 00:22:11,339
And your clavicles.
319
00:22:15,573 --> 00:22:17,686
I've been admiring
your necklace all day.
320
00:22:18,132 --> 00:22:20,936
Oh, thanks, it's a lariat.
I made it.
321
00:22:22,681 --> 00:22:24,246
You make jewelry?
322
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:28,746
It's a easy way to earn extra money.
I can make you one, if you want.
323
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,708
Thanks, but I don't think
my boyfriend much likes silver.
324
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,522
You know my brother's a dog,
don't you?
325
00:22:39,642 --> 00:22:40,642
I'm sorry?
326
00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:43,491
He's all charm and smiles
in the beginning,
327
00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:45,499
but the second he gets
tired of you,
328
00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:47,464
he's gonna stop callin'.
329
00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:50,372
Before you know it,
he's off with some other floozy.
330
00:22:52,535 --> 00:22:54,413
Not... not that you are one.
331
00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:57,622
But trust me, it's as regular
as the seasons.
332
00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:01,216
You seem like a sweet girl.
I don't want you to get hurt.
333
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,713
You know,
334
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:08,932
I don't think Jason's realized
even half of what he's going to be.
335
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:13,519
I wouldn't be so quick to judge. You
might be surprised at what he's capable.
336
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,512
- I've been meaning to talk to you.
- What's the matter?
337
00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:26,621
I've just been a mess lately.
338
00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:29,183
You know, with the kids
and the double shifts
339
00:23:29,303 --> 00:23:32,565
and Rene and everything,
it's been awful hard.
340
00:23:32,685 --> 00:23:35,923
And I've probably said
some things that I don't mean,
341
00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:37,962
but that's the pressure talking.
342
00:23:38,419 --> 00:23:40,284
I love you like my own sister.
343
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,516
And you know that, right?
344
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,427
I appreciate that. Thank you.
345
00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:50,297
And sure, I'll babysit
your kids tonight.
346
00:23:50,623 --> 00:23:53,689
- I... I didn't... I mean...
- I heard you talkin' to Terry.
347
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,362
I'm a better choice.
348
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,398
We'll drop 'em off at 8.
349
00:23:59,518 --> 00:24:03,278
Rene's taking me to Ruston
to see that Oak Ridge Boys tribute band.
350
00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:05,005
Ooh. Fun.
351
00:24:18,786 --> 00:24:21,778
You look mighty pretty tonight, Tara.
That's a nice color on you.
352
00:24:21,898 --> 00:24:22,908
Fuck you.
353
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,088
I'm sorry, w...
354
00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:25,759
was that sexist?
355
00:24:27,539 --> 00:24:29,028
May I have a word with you?
356
00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:30,191
In my office.
357
00:24:35,252 --> 00:24:38,086
Hey, I get it. You said yourself
hirin' me might not work out.
358
00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:39,352
I piss people off.
359
00:24:39,472 --> 00:24:42,312
If you wanna fire me, fire me.
I totally understand.
360
00:24:42,687 --> 00:24:45,152
You and I are the only ones
who get it.
361
00:24:47,249 --> 00:24:49,649
It's everybody else
who's fuckin' themselves up.
362
00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:08,295
I mean, you've been doin' it
for over a hundred years.
363
00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:10,982
Doesn't it get predictable?
364
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,568
Not with you, it doesn't.
365
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,343
You're entirely different.
366
00:25:19,263 --> 00:25:22,107
And the beauty
and the tragedy of it is...
367
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:26,348
Is that you don't know
just how different you are.
368
00:25:28,865 --> 00:25:31,396
Please tell me
if I'm doin' something wrong.
369
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,670
There's nothing more natural
than the act of makin' love.
370
00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:42,023
Who am I to try to change
what comes naturally to you?
371
00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:44,228
But if you could change something...
372
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:47,314
I wouldn't change a thing.
373
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,646
What's it like
to sleep in the ground?
374
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,939
It's not exactly comfortable.
375
00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:10,877
But it is safe.
376
00:26:12,978 --> 00:26:16,786
Which, if I recall, is what the three
voice mails required of me that night.
377
00:26:20,472 --> 00:26:21,528
Oh, crap.
378
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,293
Arlene. I forgot, I told her
I'd babysit the kids.
379
00:26:25,706 --> 00:26:26,750
Shall I go?
380
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,416
Stay. It'll be good for her.
381
00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:33,890
You can put some pants on, though.
382
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,819
What's wrong?
What took you so long?
383
00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:50,818
I was out back in the yard.
384
00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:53,323
- In your nightie?
- The cat got out.
385
00:26:53,944 --> 00:26:56,450
- Made friends with a squirrel.
- Mommy, look, it's a vampire.
386
00:26:58,096 --> 00:26:59,996
You didn't mention
that you had company.
387
00:27:00,281 --> 00:27:01,923
I didn't think I had to.
388
00:27:02,043 --> 00:27:05,056
Well, I got a right to know
who's looking after my children.
389
00:27:06,455 --> 00:27:07,524
Here we are.
390
00:27:08,216 --> 00:27:09,455
Is there a problem?
391
00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:13,374
Take it easy, ch�re.
392
00:27:13,494 --> 00:27:16,778
Mr. Compton's raised a couple of them
little ones himself maybe, yeah?
393
00:27:17,028 --> 00:27:18,267
That's quite right.
394
00:27:21,528 --> 00:27:23,156
Keep these on you,
395
00:27:23,506 --> 00:27:24,506
you hear?
396
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,640
And...
397
00:27:27,264 --> 00:27:29,190
stay close to your Aunt Sookie.
398
00:27:29,487 --> 00:27:31,222
They'll be fine, I promise.
399
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,535
- Who wants pizza?
- Me.
400
00:27:33,655 --> 00:27:35,321
Good, 'cause that's what
we're havin'.
401
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:36,809
You can eat pizza?
402
00:27:36,929 --> 00:27:38,703
Well, unfortunately, no,
403
00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:40,861
but I understand it's delicious.
404
00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:46,465
You know what's good about sex
that people never mention?
405
00:27:47,095 --> 00:27:49,782
For anywhere between five minutes
to an hour,
406
00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:51,980
you forget your own fucked-up life.
407
00:27:52,568 --> 00:27:53,881
Only if it's good.
408
00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:57,470
If it's not, it reminds you
just how bad your life really is.
409
00:27:57,796 --> 00:27:59,729
Then I guess you're pretty good.
410
00:27:59,849 --> 00:28:01,933
Thanks, you're not bad yourself.
411
00:28:04,045 --> 00:28:05,746
Easy on the praise, honey.
412
00:28:08,244 --> 00:28:09,244
What?
413
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:12,319
- No, you're good.
- But?
414
00:28:12,645 --> 00:28:15,805
Nothing.
It's good. You're good.
415
00:28:16,156 --> 00:28:18,237
- What am I doin' wrong?
- Nothin'.
416
00:28:20,392 --> 00:28:23,204
I... see... It's so minor,
it doesn't even matter.
417
00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:24,371
What is it?
418
00:28:24,617 --> 00:28:26,581
- Don't do this to me.
- Spit it out.
419
00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:28,371
Sometimes...
420
00:28:30,094 --> 00:28:31,094
you grunt.
421
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:32,747
- I what?
422
00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:35,791
It's... It's natural. Nothing to get
worked up over. It's just a sound.
423
00:28:35,911 --> 00:28:38,165
A gruntin' sound?
Like a farm animal?
424
00:28:39,727 --> 00:28:41,513
No, it's... it's... it's athletic.
425
00:28:41,842 --> 00:28:43,898
Like tennis players when they serve.
426
00:28:44,109 --> 00:28:45,492
You mean like Serena?
427
00:28:47,262 --> 00:28:49,354
What, because I'm black,
I sound like Serena Williams?
428
00:28:49,514 --> 00:28:52,566
- That's not what I said.
- You racist son of a bitch.
429
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:55,437
How can I be racist?
I just had sex with you.
430
00:28:55,557 --> 00:28:56,711
You asshole.
431
00:28:56,831 --> 00:28:59,113
Why'd you have to go and take
the only good 10 minutes
432
00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:01,515
of my entire day
and ruin it like that?
433
00:29:02,578 --> 00:29:06,198
- I think it was more than 10 minutes.
- Oh, fuck you. Fuck you all.
434
00:29:06,590 --> 00:29:09,285
- All who?
- Everybody. Fuck everybody!
435
00:29:15,479 --> 00:29:16,547
Whipped cream.
436
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,966
- Yeah.
- Me too.
437
00:29:18,086 --> 00:29:20,303
I hope you can finish this
before your mother comes back.
438
00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:22,639
No problem. I ate a whole jar
of mayonnaise once.
439
00:29:23,257 --> 00:29:24,592
I had to watch.
440
00:29:25,175 --> 00:29:26,861
How come you can't have ice cream?
441
00:29:26,981 --> 00:29:29,813
You might say
that I'm lactose intolerant.
442
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,987
Just like my Aunt Fern.
443
00:29:32,107 --> 00:29:34,515
Except she don't tolerate Mexicans.
444
00:29:35,054 --> 00:29:37,118
Aunt Sookie, is Bill your boyfriend?
445
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,095
Bill, would you say
that you're my boyfriend?
446
00:29:41,743 --> 00:29:44,642
Well, I suppose I'd have to ask
permission from Coby and Lisa.
447
00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,752
Would it be all right if I was
Aunt Sookie's boyfriend?
448
00:29:47,872 --> 00:29:49,230
Do you buy her flowers?
449
00:29:50,108 --> 00:29:51,542
Why, no, I haven't yet.
450
00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:54,252
You better. Rene buys flowers
for mama all the time.
451
00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:56,292
Then I will have to mend my ways.
452
00:29:56,412 --> 00:29:58,140
You do that. Then we'll talk.
453
00:29:58,959 --> 00:30:00,342
Can we see your fangs?
454
00:30:00,657 --> 00:30:02,510
I don't think
that's gonna be possible.
455
00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:03,964
Why, certainly.
456
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,443
I think we got a flat tire.
457
00:30:16,768 --> 00:30:18,807
Come on, baby,
the kids are waitin' on us.
458
00:30:18,927 --> 00:30:22,263
I don't wanna leave them with
that vampire longer than I have to.
459
00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:25,034
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm gettin' to it, woman.
460
00:30:31,215 --> 00:30:32,215
Baby.
461
00:30:32,441 --> 00:30:33,441
What?
462
00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,262
Pass me that Maglite, will you?
463
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,215
Crap, it's burnt out.
464
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,231
Are you sure?
465
00:30:53,096 --> 00:30:54,274
You better check it.
466
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,274
I just put some fresh batteries
in there.
467
00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:09,098
Arlene Fowler...
468
00:31:10,905 --> 00:31:12,280
would you do me the honor
469
00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:14,250
of bein' my wife?
470
00:31:26,192 --> 00:31:28,949
Why didn't you say anything
at the Red Lobster?
471
00:31:30,811 --> 00:31:32,500
I know I've done it
four other times,
472
00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:33,901
but it never gets old.
473
00:31:34,021 --> 00:31:36,480
Oh, I'm so thrilled for you two.
474
00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:39,231
Would you be a bridesmaid
for me again?
475
00:31:39,392 --> 00:31:42,310
Why, of course.
You hardly have to ask.
476
00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:45,236
Oh, honey, I love you so much.
477
00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:49,248
Maybe you two are next, huh?
478
00:31:52,071 --> 00:31:54,002
Well, I mean, when it becomes legal.
479
00:31:57,311 --> 00:31:59,047
Mommy, what's going on?
480
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,456
Sweetie,
481
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:02,726
you're gonna be my flower girl.
482
00:32:11,435 --> 00:32:12,517
Morning, dear.
483
00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:16,911
Did you make all this?
484
00:32:17,031 --> 00:32:19,516
I borrowed some
of your grandmother's old recipes.
485
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:21,850
But the handiwork is all mine.
486
00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:24,316
I don't even know where to begin.
487
00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:27,753
Well, I would start with the biscuits.
They just came out of the oven.
488
00:32:31,611 --> 00:32:33,162
Gonna be clear skies all day.
489
00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:35,157
Wait, Bill, it's light out.
490
00:32:39,101 --> 00:32:40,483
I suppose it is.
491
00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:55,439
No. No, I'll make the call.
492
00:32:56,096 --> 00:32:58,600
His mama passed a couple years back,
but he had some
493
00:32:58,913 --> 00:33:00,257
family in Kentucky.
494
00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:02,590
His dentist confirmed the match
just a bit ago.
495
00:33:02,710 --> 00:33:04,678
I thought you should be
the first to know.
496
00:33:06,034 --> 00:33:07,034
Goddammit.
497
00:33:07,773 --> 00:33:08,773
Why Neil?
498
00:33:09,745 --> 00:33:11,428
He was such a quiet kid.
499
00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:14,076
I'd have never thought
he'd get mixed up with fangers.
500
00:33:15,928 --> 00:33:16,745
Damn.
501
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,490
To have nothing left of you
to ID but teeth.
502
00:33:20,464 --> 00:33:23,663
You wanna maybe let one
of the homes in Monroe handle him?
503
00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:32,151
He worked for me. I owe it to him.
504
00:33:33,049 --> 00:33:35,558
Give me a couple hours,
I'll come over and claim him, okay?
505
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,640
Okay. Thanks, Mike.
506
00:33:46,574 --> 00:33:47,581
Pretty tore up?
507
00:33:47,701 --> 00:33:48,911
Blind-sided him.
508
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,520
Had no idea Neil was a fangbanger.
509
00:33:52,427 --> 00:33:54,280
Jesus, Bud, the kid was creepy.
510
00:33:55,062 --> 00:33:57,827
What 19 year-old goes to work
for a funeral home?
511
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,792
I worked in a slaughterhouse
when I was 15.
512
00:34:01,405 --> 00:34:03,140
They made me clean chitlins.
513
00:34:05,706 --> 00:34:08,875
Speaking of freaks...
514
00:34:15,963 --> 00:34:16,963
And that's it.
515
00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:20,399
I got no control over what people do
after they leave the bar.
516
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:23,004
You remember anyone
being unusually angry
517
00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:25,148
over what those vampires
did to your bar?
518
00:34:25,268 --> 00:34:26,734
Everyone.
We were all angry.
519
00:34:27,189 --> 00:34:29,524
Heck, you might as well
interrogate the whole town.
520
00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:32,078
Between you and me,
521
00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:34,797
I wouldn't be heartbroken
if you didn't find who did it.
522
00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:36,310
You know what I'm sayin'?
523
00:34:36,934 --> 00:34:40,211
Old Mrs. Stackhouse, on the other hand,
now that's a real tragedy.
524
00:34:41,202 --> 00:34:44,136
Her and Dawn and Maudette Pickens,
one right after the other.
525
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,005
You fellas got any leads on that?
526
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:50,343
We're workin' on some right now.
527
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,574
Good. I'm pullin' for you guys.
528
00:34:56,071 --> 00:34:58,725
You remember anything else,
we'll be havin' a burger inside.
529
00:34:59,475 --> 00:35:00,662
Come on, Andy.
530
00:35:10,671 --> 00:35:12,119
One other thing.
531
00:35:13,339 --> 00:35:16,509
You recall spendin' any time
out in the woods lately?
532
00:35:20,088 --> 00:35:21,088
Some.
533
00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:24,501
But you knew that already,
didn't you?
534
00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:31,143
If...
535
00:35:31,471 --> 00:35:32,843
If I tell you,
536
00:35:34,022 --> 00:35:35,601
You have to keep this a secret.
537
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,209
All right, nobody in town knows.
538
00:35:40,711 --> 00:35:43,811
But, I come from
a family of naturists.
539
00:35:44,137 --> 00:35:45,429
Like bird watchers?
540
00:35:45,549 --> 00:35:47,829
No. No, not naturalists.
Naturists.
541
00:35:49,055 --> 00:35:50,718
Naturists believe in
542
00:35:51,056 --> 00:35:51,957
a freer
543
00:35:52,077 --> 00:35:54,363
clothing-optional kind of lifestyle.
544
00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:56,798
You're a nudist?
545
00:35:57,381 --> 00:35:59,168
No. Good Lord, no.
546
00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:01,997
But my folks were,
547
00:36:02,266 --> 00:36:04,071
I'm embarrassed to say.
548
00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:07,410
They spent most of their lives
at a nudist colony.
549
00:36:07,829 --> 00:36:09,378
Oh, yeah? Around here?
550
00:36:10,651 --> 00:36:12,757
No, in Texas, just outside Beaumont.
551
00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:15,469
But,
552
00:36:16,868 --> 00:36:18,329
ever since they passed,
553
00:36:18,449 --> 00:36:20,641
I honor their memory
once a year by...
554
00:36:21,358 --> 00:36:24,475
taking a run through the woods
the way they used to. It's...
555
00:36:25,146 --> 00:36:26,813
It's my private way of mourning.
556
00:36:27,261 --> 00:36:29,009
I'm sorry if anybody had to see it.
557
00:36:40,228 --> 00:36:41,228
What?
558
00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:44,063
Hooker, you done got took.
559
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:48,399
That was no damn exorcism,
that was a straight-up con job.
560
00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:50,318
You know what
the fucked-up thing is?
561
00:36:50,438 --> 00:36:51,788
- What?
- It worked.
562
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:55,023
It was like aliens beamed down
and switched out her brain.
563
00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:57,525
Then that was 445 well-spent.
564
00:36:57,929 --> 00:36:59,872
Shit. Happy dance.
565
00:37:00,617 --> 00:37:02,482
You should be glad
to be rid of that...
566
00:37:02,937 --> 00:37:05,016
- That's your mom. I ain't gonna say it.
- Fuck that.
567
00:37:05,345 --> 00:37:07,201
All the shit you've built up
568
00:37:07,321 --> 00:37:10,770
doesn't go away because a hoodoo woman
moves some rocks around on your belly.
569
00:37:11,022 --> 00:37:12,624
I thought you said it worked.
570
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:15,024
I thought you said it was
a con job.
571
00:37:15,144 --> 00:37:17,888
Heifer, it's not a con job
if you got your money's worth.
572
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:19,683
Hell.
573
00:37:19,803 --> 00:37:21,055
And who knows?
574
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,468
It might do you some good too.
575
00:37:23,588 --> 00:37:26,494
I don't have another 445
to waste on bullshit.
576
00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:29,367
You just saying that
'cause you don't understand it.
577
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:31,244
And trust me,
578
00:37:31,579 --> 00:37:34,572
this world is filled with things
we will never understand.
579
00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:39,418
Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft,
445's a bargain.
580
00:37:46,494 --> 00:37:48,684
- Hey, what you doing?
- Vitamin.
581
00:37:49,197 --> 00:37:51,279
I've never seen you
take a vitamin before.
582
00:37:51,718 --> 00:37:52,809
So what?
583
00:37:52,929 --> 00:37:55,681
You've never seen me
put on deodorant or wash my hair
584
00:37:55,801 --> 00:37:58,710
or feed my cat, have you?
But I do all those things.
585
00:37:59,035 --> 00:38:01,193
I don't need a permission slip
from you.
586
00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:17,563
Christ.
587
00:38:26,019 --> 00:38:27,019
Good day?
588
00:38:29,504 --> 00:38:30,621
I need V.
589
00:38:31,899 --> 00:38:33,140
What?
590
00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,987
I thought you said
you didn't need any again until...
591
00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:38,075
- you needed it again.
- Well, I need it.
592
00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:44,176
Look me in the eye.
593
00:38:44,678 --> 00:38:46,331
Tell me that you
don't want it too.
594
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,911
Yeah, of course I do,
595
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,030
but Lafayette won't
sell it to me.
596
00:39:32,668 --> 00:39:34,443
I texted you three times.
597
00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:38,981
- Why didn't you reply?
- I hate using the number keys to type.
598
00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,048
What are you listenin' to?
599
00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,690
From my younger days.
600
00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:48,053
It's really quite beautiful
if you know Old Swedish.
601
00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:53,167
I have a favor to ask of you.
602
00:39:53,986 --> 00:39:55,486
A favor or an order?
603
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,524
Depends on how you look at it.
604
00:40:03,629 --> 00:40:04,731
Honestly,
605
00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:07,489
did you think
you could keep her to yourself?
606
00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:15,664
It feels a little like stalking,
don't it?
607
00:40:18,957 --> 00:40:21,255
It's the most natural thing
in the world.
608
00:40:21,529 --> 00:40:22,539
The hunt.
609
00:40:23,299 --> 00:40:26,662
People used to do this all the time
before we got complacent with cloned beef
610
00:40:26,782 --> 00:40:28,653
and prepackaged dinners.
611
00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:53,077
Headlights off.
612
00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:54,873
You done this before?
613
00:40:54,993 --> 00:40:57,444
Stay five lengths behind,
10 if we get on the Parish Road.
614
00:41:26,668 --> 00:41:28,321
Well, hey there, sweetness.
615
00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:29,863
You ready to party?
616
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:34,215
I'll take that as a yes.
617
00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:35,786
Nasty.
618
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,683
I bought this specially for you.
619
00:41:58,578 --> 00:42:00,185
I remember you said
620
00:42:00,553 --> 00:42:02,437
you go for merlot.
621
00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:04,766
I said I worked at Merlotte's.
622
00:42:05,204 --> 00:42:07,276
But whatever.
Pour me some anyhow.
623
00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:45,100
All right, baby.
Eddie juice first.
624
00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:47,151
Then we play.
625
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:13,843
Oh, there it is.
626
00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:27,286
I always look forward
to Monday nights.
627
00:43:28,269 --> 00:43:30,065
First Heroes, then...
628
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:31,652
you.
629
00:43:34,757 --> 00:43:37,908
What fun is it being a vampire
if all you do is watch TV?
630
00:43:38,413 --> 00:43:39,944
Well, I like TV.
631
00:43:41,903 --> 00:43:43,936
I'm just sayin'
you should try the bars.
632
00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:46,084
I know you like getting laid too.
633
00:43:46,204 --> 00:43:48,086
Why should I go to the bars?
634
00:43:48,897 --> 00:43:50,087
I got this.
635
00:43:58,181 --> 00:44:00,094
You like me, don't you, Lafayette?
636
00:44:04,573 --> 00:44:06,058
Sure, I like you.
637
00:44:08,509 --> 00:44:09,530
I mean...
638
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:13,996
even if I wasn't helping out
with the blood, you'd still
639
00:44:14,729 --> 00:44:15,909
want me, right?
640
00:44:17,338 --> 00:44:19,199
Why you even got to ask me that?
641
00:44:21,547 --> 00:44:22,954
I'd hate to think
642
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,652
it's just business for you
when you come over.
643
00:44:25,772 --> 00:44:26,839
Of course not.
644
00:44:27,909 --> 00:44:30,669
What, you think I fool around
with all my business associates?
645
00:44:32,558 --> 00:44:33,982
Ah, there we go.
646
00:44:42,149 --> 00:44:45,809
Now show me what
a dirty old vampire you is.
647
00:45:10,463 --> 00:45:12,147
I want you so bad...
648
00:45:13,663 --> 00:45:14,726
I ache.
649
00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:23,911
Well, come on, baby.
650
00:45:24,951 --> 00:45:26,527
I'll take care of you.
651
00:45:34,406 --> 00:45:36,193
You said you wanted
to go out tonight.
652
00:45:36,564 --> 00:45:38,602
I did not mean Fangtasia.
653
00:45:38,785 --> 00:45:40,581
I mean, really,
all those pathetic people
654
00:45:40,701 --> 00:45:43,316
who come here looking
for sex with vampires.
655
00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:45,118
I know. It's despicable.
656
00:45:45,861 --> 00:45:47,330
You know what I mean.
657
00:45:47,805 --> 00:45:50,024
So, what, five, 10 minutes?
658
00:45:50,193 --> 00:45:52,258
As long as Eric requires us.
659
00:45:52,378 --> 00:45:54,586
You mean as long as he requires me.
660
00:45:54,871 --> 00:45:57,289
Didn't even have the decency
to ask me himself.
661
00:45:57,409 --> 00:46:00,133
You are mine. He didn't need
to ask your permission.
662
00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:02,386
He cannot check me out
like a library book.
663
00:46:02,506 --> 00:46:04,304
Unfortunately, Sookie, he can.
664
00:46:04,693 --> 00:46:07,295
- Eric is sheriff of Area 5.
- Sheriff?
665
00:46:07,555 --> 00:46:09,632
It's a position of great power
among our kind.
666
00:46:09,752 --> 00:46:11,407
We do not wanna anger him.
667
00:46:11,851 --> 00:46:15,779
As long as the requests are reasonable,
we should accede to his wishes.
668
00:46:35,992 --> 00:46:38,517
I had this crazy dream this morning.
669
00:46:39,436 --> 00:46:41,441
We were sitting, eating breakfast,
670
00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:44,994
and all of a sudden
the sunlight set you on fire.
671
00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:52,774
It wouldn't happen quite that way.
672
00:46:55,593 --> 00:46:57,524
The sunlight would
severely weaken me
673
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:00,417
and eventually, of course,
I would die.
674
00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:03,740
But I wouldn't burst into flames.
675
00:47:07,364 --> 00:47:08,910
Not right away, at least.
676
00:47:11,359 --> 00:47:12,599
So I guess
677
00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:15,522
we'll never have breakfast together.
678
00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:39,596
I knew you'd come.
679
00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,111
Let's go inside.
680
00:47:48,109 --> 00:47:49,742
No, I'm quite certain.
681
00:47:49,902 --> 00:47:51,935
We keep extensive records here.
682
00:47:52,055 --> 00:47:55,226
All the way back to 1958.
683
00:47:56,245 --> 00:47:58,209
Never had anybody
by the name of Merlotte here.
684
00:47:58,479 --> 00:48:01,045
And you're sure you're the only
nudist colony in the area?
685
00:48:01,329 --> 00:48:02,505
Naturist community.
686
00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:04,299
We're the first, finest and only
687
00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,196
clothing-optional sanctuary
in all of Jefferson County.
688
00:48:07,316 --> 00:48:08,375
All right.
689
00:48:08,742 --> 00:48:11,432
- Thanks very much.
- You come visit us, you hear?
690
00:48:11,799 --> 00:48:13,099
Got a barbecue every month.
691
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:22,140
Pam, Longshadow and I
are partners in this club.
692
00:48:23,089 --> 00:48:27,032
And we recently noticed that $60,000
has gone missing from our books.
693
00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:30,258
And Bruce...
694
00:48:32,464 --> 00:48:34,055
is our accountant.
695
00:48:34,447 --> 00:48:36,998
- Perhaps you can listen to him.
- He's not saying anything.
696
00:48:37,284 --> 00:48:38,445
Don't be coy.
697
00:48:40,078 --> 00:48:42,794
It's humbling enough to turn
to a human for assistance.
698
00:48:45,186 --> 00:48:48,092
- We know what you can do.
- And I know what you can do too.
699
00:48:48,822 --> 00:48:50,451
Why don't you just glamour him?
700
00:48:50,571 --> 00:48:53,553
Now, don't you think we tried
everything before summoning you?
701
00:48:54,762 --> 00:48:55,762
So...
702
00:48:55,921 --> 00:48:57,972
it would be a great favor to me
703
00:48:59,931 --> 00:49:01,522
and to Mr. Compton if you help us.
704
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:06,611
If I find out who did it,
then what?
705
00:49:06,995 --> 00:49:10,761
We'll turn that person over to police
and let the authorities handle it.
706
00:49:11,183 --> 00:49:13,867
Hundreds of years old
and you're still a terrible liar.
707
00:49:14,029 --> 00:49:15,039
Come on.
708
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,690
I'll make you a deal.
709
00:49:18,704 --> 00:49:22,163
If you promise to hand over
the person who did this to the police,
710
00:49:22,909 --> 00:49:25,266
I'll agree to help you
any time you want.
711
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,346
All right.
712
00:49:28,993 --> 00:49:29,801
Why not?
713
00:49:36,801 --> 00:49:40,458
Shit, what's this crazy bitch doing?
Why did I agree to work for vampires?
714
00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:44,340
Goddamn it, I knew it was a bad idea.
I've been straight with these fuckers.
715
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,067
Gotta be an idiot
to steal from them.
716
00:49:46,228 --> 00:49:48,861
Jesus Christ, I was the one
who reported it.
717
00:49:49,215 --> 00:49:51,434
Bruce, it's okay.
Take a deep breath.
718
00:49:53,473 --> 00:49:55,110
Did you steal their money?
719
00:50:00,399 --> 00:50:03,042
No, no. You gotta believe me.
I didn't do it. I swear to...
720
00:50:04,593 --> 00:50:06,093
Do you know who did?
721
00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:12,042
No, I wish. I would turn
that fucker in. Who was it?
722
00:50:12,162 --> 00:50:14,083
Couldn't have been Ginger.
She's too dumb.
723
00:50:14,203 --> 00:50:16,654
Although she's hot as shit.
I'd fuck her if I could.
724
00:50:16,774 --> 00:50:18,382
He's tellin' the truth.
725
00:50:18,502 --> 00:50:21,060
You trust the skinny human
to clear the fat one?
726
00:50:25,542 --> 00:50:26,889
Bring the next one in.
727
00:51:23,953 --> 00:51:25,441
You got cash?
Are you buying?
728
00:51:25,561 --> 00:51:29,038
Just remember your lines, that's all
I need from you. I'll handle the rest.
729
00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:30,954
I'm not gonna
have to have sex with him?
730
00:51:31,074 --> 00:51:32,984
I said that I will handle it.
731
00:51:36,925 --> 00:51:39,124
I know you probably don't think
I'm all that smart,
732
00:51:39,244 --> 00:51:41,599
but I do know that that vampire
can kill us both
733
00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:43,441
before we even get in the door.
734
00:51:45,765 --> 00:51:46,944
You'll handle it.
735
00:51:49,632 --> 00:51:50,608
What the hell is that?
736
00:51:51,076 --> 00:51:54,213
While the wing nuts on the left
keep pushing their so-called
737
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:56,030
vampire-rights legislation,
738
00:51:56,611 --> 00:51:59,360
I'm more concerned
with basic human rights.
739
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,262
The right for our sons
and daughters
740
00:52:01,382 --> 00:52:04,306
to go to school without fear
of molestation
741
00:52:04,426 --> 00:52:06,648
by a bloodthirsty predator
in the playground
742
00:52:07,221 --> 00:52:08,461
or in the classroom.
743
00:52:08,581 --> 00:52:11,428
Someone has got to take a stand
for public safety
744
00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,739
over permissiveness and immorality.
745
00:52:14,144 --> 00:52:17,053
If you ask me, he's protesting
a little too hard.
746
00:52:17,422 --> 00:52:19,414
Come out of the closet,
Reverend Steve.
747
00:52:19,534 --> 00:52:22,765
I know plenty of friendly vampires
who'd like to take a bite out of you.
748
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,895
Oh, but truly, it's inflammatory talk
from folks like Steve Newlin
749
00:52:29,328 --> 00:52:32,113
who make me ashamed
to call myself a human.
750
00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:34,883
Thanks for watching.
751
00:52:35,003 --> 00:52:36,289
We'll be bite back.
752
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:47,588
Who is it?
753
00:52:48,262 --> 00:52:50,242
I'm a friend of Lafayette Reynolds.
754
00:52:50,362 --> 00:52:52,033
He sent me for you.
755
00:53:00,196 --> 00:53:01,429
Jesus Christ.
756
00:53:01,589 --> 00:53:03,124
- Get his feet.
- Are you kidding?
757
00:53:03,244 --> 00:53:04,724
- Get his feet!
- Okay, okay.
758
00:53:05,008 --> 00:53:07,518
No, please! I'll give you
anything you want.
759
00:53:07,638 --> 00:53:09,520
- Shut up!
- Amy, what the hell?
760
00:53:09,696 --> 00:53:10,938
No names, dumb ass.
761
00:53:11,098 --> 00:53:12,898
I thought we'd take
a little blood and go.
762
00:53:13,058 --> 00:53:14,763
- Shut the fuck up.
- Jeez.
763
00:53:14,883 --> 00:53:16,711
- Now, come on, lift.
- What?
764
00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:17,737
Lift him up.
765
00:53:21,562 --> 00:53:23,159
Please! No!
766
00:53:23,698 --> 00:53:26,465
No! I'll do anything you want.
Please.
767
00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,635
This is the last of our humans.
768
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,763
Yummy.
769
00:53:45,745 --> 00:53:47,934
This woman has some
questions for you.
770
00:53:48,104 --> 00:53:50,071
Be a good girl and answer them,
will you?
771
00:53:50,191 --> 00:53:51,638
Aye, aye, master.
772
00:53:52,681 --> 00:53:53,856
Don't you touch me.
773
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:56,624
Hold her still.
774
00:54:00,349 --> 00:54:02,531
Ginger, someone's been
stealing money from the bar.
775
00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:03,991
Really?
776
00:54:05,145 --> 00:54:07,052
Don't look at me.
I didn't do nothing.
777
00:54:07,172 --> 00:54:09,057
I'll beat the shit out of you
if you say I did.
778
00:54:09,177 --> 00:54:10,892
It wasn't me that took it.
779
00:54:11,012 --> 00:54:12,505
She didn't do it...
780
00:54:13,472 --> 00:54:15,044
- but she knows who did.
- What?
781
00:54:15,949 --> 00:54:16,965
Fuck you.
782
00:54:17,085 --> 00:54:19,500
Shit. How'd she know?
I didn't tell anyone, I swear.
783
00:54:19,930 --> 00:54:22,537
Fuck, he's gonna kill me.
784
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:25,093
Who? Who's gonna kill you?
785
00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:27,098
Ginger, honey, what's his name?
786
00:54:30,135 --> 00:54:31,913
It's blank,
like her memory's been erased.
787
00:54:32,033 --> 00:54:33,813
I don't know anything, I swear.
788
00:54:33,973 --> 00:54:36,030
- She's been glamoured.
- It's a vampire.
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