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[SIREN CHIRPS, CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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Approaching Rolls-Royce,
license plate "PECKER1".
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Ma'am?
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Is there a problem, Officer?
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Uh, you were driving 95 in a 30.
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Was I? Oh.
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I can't see a damn thing
in these sunglasses.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, much better.
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Thank you for pulling me over.
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I'm Lavinia Peck-Foster.
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I know who you are.
Everyone knows who you are.
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You bought the police department
our uniforms.
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Well, I can't have our boys
in brown looking like turds.
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Uh, why don't I
just write you a warning?
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I'll tell you what...
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save the paper,
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and I'll consider myself warned.
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Okay, Ms. Peck-Foster.
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You get home safely.
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You too.
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[ENGINE REVS]
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Oh, uh, also, your taillight is out.
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Put it in the warning! Ta-ta.
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Ta-ta.
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Uh... also, you have a dead body
in your trunk.
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Oh, for [BLEEP] sake,
put it in the warning.
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- No, no, no!
- [TIRES SQUEAL]
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Lavinia Peck-Foster, the beloved
First Lady of East Peck,
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has been arrested for the murder
of her beloved husband, Edgar,
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who was found dead in a suitcase
in the trunk of her beloved car.
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For more on the town's reaction,
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we go to Associate Mayor Hayes Dinkins.
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Like all Peckers,
this morning I am numb.
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Lavinia is more than
just a beautiful woman
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with an unparalleled sense of fashion.
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Her family name is literally emblazoned
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on every square inch of this town...
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a town that her ancestors built
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with their own 200 to 300 workers.
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So, today, we ask all Peckers
to come together
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and pray that Lavinia Peck-Foster
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hires the best lawyer
her vast fortune can afford.
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Am I surprised Lavinia Peck-Foster
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hired me to defend her? Not at all.
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The fact is, we're undefeated
in murder trials.
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1-0.
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- You're coming home.
- Thank you, Josh.
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Last year was, uh,
a totally different situation.
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You know, I was an outsider
from New York...
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a "Northeasterner," as the locals say.
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Northeasterner.
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He's a Northeasterner.
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- Oh.
- Witch!
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JOSH: But after the big win,
I decided to move here,
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and I'm hoping to be
a transplanted Pecker.
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Best part is,
I still have my winning team.
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- Hey, Anne.
- Sweet Jesus!
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- [THUD]
- Aah!
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Oh!
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[WHIMPERING]
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ANNE: Oh, you noticed.
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I have a condition called "The
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine,"
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where I leap to extreme heights
when startled.
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It's very common...
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if you're a Frenchman...
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and from Maine.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh. Did you want something?
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[BELLS JINGLE]
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Attention all units,
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we have a 10-64 at the taxidermist.
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Officer stoked to have the team
back together again!
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ANNE: Dwayne! [CHUCKLES]
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JOSH: Dwayne Reed is
my lead investigator.
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He's also currently working
with the EPPD.
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Usually that would be
a conflict of interest, but...
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I got a feeling I'll be getting
him back full time soon.
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This is a Glock 17.
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Now, I am the only one
in this room professional enough
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to handle a Glock 17.
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- [GUNSHOT]
- Oh! Mother[BLEEP]
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Aaaah!
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[BLEEP]
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So, who's our new murderer?
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Lavinia Peck-Foster.
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Oh, no [BLEEP] way.
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I quit.
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What's wrong?
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If we lose this case,
Lavinia's so loved,
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we're gonna get run out of town
on a stake,
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and I'm afraid of stakes.
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Plus, the Pecks and the Reeds
have been feuding forever.
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In fact, it was the Pecks
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that connected the name "Reed"
with "feces,"
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gave us the expression,
"Oh, you stepped in Reed,"
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and, "Dang, somebody
take a Reed in here?"
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I'm about to meet my client
for the first time.
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Now, I can't imagine it's easy
for someone
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of Lavinia Peck-Foster's stature
to spend a night in jail,
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so I smuggled in a small package
of cookies
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just as a gesture
to let her know someone cares.
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[BUZZER]
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Mrs. Peck-Foster,
I am Josh Segal, your lawyer.
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I brought you these cookies,
but I see that you're covered.
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Nonsense, Lawyer.
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You can never have enough
Lorna Du-ah-nes.
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Anyway, it's a... it's
a real honor to meet you.
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The honor is mine.
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You're the one that got off
that murderer Larry Henderson.
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We had a video of an owl
killing Larry's wife,
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and yet 80% of people in East Peck
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still think Larry was guilty.
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In fairness, he didn't help his cause.
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- [BUZZER]
- [JOSH CLEARS THROAT]
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So, tell me what happened
the night Edgar was killed.
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It was the best night of
the year... the Peck Gala.
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Edgar disappeared during the party.
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Not unusual.
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I went looking for him, and the
officer found him in my trunk.
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Very unusual.
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[VOICE BREAKING] Lawyer...
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Lavinia.
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I'm so sorry.
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My last client was a hugger,
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and I just get this feeling
that you may not be.
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It's just that I feel foolish...
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crying in front of a stranger.
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I-I've never been...
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alone.
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Well, I am not a stranger,
and you are not alone.
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Why would someone do this?
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Let it out. Let it out.
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[CRYING] Whyyyyyy?!
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Why?!
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??
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It's great to be back.
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Lot of good memories
in this courthouse...
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like when the judge overturned
my client's guilty verdict
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and...
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??
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...when an extra Twix fell out
of the vending machine.
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Ohh, yes!
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[CHUCKLES]
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There's another good memory.
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That's Carol Anne Keane,
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the Assistant DA who
I'll be going up against.
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[WHISPERS] It's not the first
time I've gone up against her.
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[MOANING]
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[THUD]
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Hey, cut that last part. Really crass.
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Hey. I haven't seen you in a while.
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Forgive me if I'm a little cocky.
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What about your little cocky?
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Oh [BLEEP]
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JOSH: Did I do that baby in you?
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If I do the math, we were
together seven months ago,
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and that seems like around
seven months' worth of baby.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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You were not the only man
in my equation.
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As you recall, I was also dating Rutger.
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- Hey, so... one-in-two chance.
- Hm.
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Can you give me a ballpark?
Was it a baseball team?
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I'll tell you what,
if she comes out whining,
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we'll know she's yours.
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"She"? Awww.
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A wittle girl?
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Oh, for heaven's sakes, you just
made it throw up inside me.
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You won your lottery with this case.
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I don't expect you to win
the baby lottery, also.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Oh, you get Lavinia Peck-Foster off,
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and you will be a hero in this town.
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Hell, they'll probably
build you a statue.
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There's plenty of room
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since most of the statues
had to be torn down.
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I don't care about being a hero.
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Besides, you're running for DA.
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Don't tell me you're not excited
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to prosecute a high-profile case
like this.
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It is 100% horse-Reed that
I have to take this case.
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The District Attorney,
Atticus Ditto Jr.,
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assigned it to me because
I'm running against him for DA
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and he's trying to pin me
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with convicting the most popular
person in town.
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Or worse, losing so he
can portray me as a woman
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who is weak on crime.
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Well, guess what.
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I refuse to be defined by my gender.
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??
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Hm.
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- We love you, Lavinia!
- Free Lavinia!
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Excuse me. What happened
to Judge Horsedich?
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She's a woman, so it's against the law.
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Which law?
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DWAYNE: The East Peck Lady Laws of 1952
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were way ahead of their time.
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For example, a woman is not allowed
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to publicly judge another woman.
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Also, a female cannot drive a vehicle
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without a man with a red flag
in front warning other drivers.
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The Lady Laws are for women,
about women.
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We don't have Horsedich,
but I'm actually relieved
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since I was always afraid
of mispronouncing her name.
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- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- Oh, come on.
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All rise.
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[HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
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Yes, Your Honor, the people are.
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I'm sorry, say again?
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[HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
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I'm so sorry, Judge...
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I want to say "Gaminshov"?
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I apologize, Judge Kamiltow,
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but opposing counsel is not a Pecker.
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Excuse me, I just bought a house
on Peck Road.
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[HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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So bad. [CHUCKLING]
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[HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
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Thank you, Alexander.
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Alexander Kamiltow, and no one hears it.
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And may I further say,
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I would like to thank the entire
town for their support.
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I know this has been a very
difficult time for all of us,
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but I believe in the trial system,
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and this court will remain
unfair and biased.
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Oops!
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Fair and biased. Oops!
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Fair and unbiased.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, thank you!
- Thank you.
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Your Honor, we all appreciate
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the contributions
the Peck family has made
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to our great town.
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However, murder is illegal,
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even among the wealthiest Peckers,
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and that is exactly what
Lavinia Peck-Foster did
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the night of October 12th,
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when she brutally killed
her husband, Edgar.
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Edgar's body was found in the trunk
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of Ms. Peck-Foster's car
with fresh water in his lungs.
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Edgar's blood spatter by the pool
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indicates Ms. Peck-Foster struck
him there, then she drowned him,
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then was caught trying
to dispose of the body
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in a 1965 Rolls and a 1982 suitcase.
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Last year, Carol Anne Keane
asked for a $93 million bail.
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Even if she is carrying twin boys,
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there's no way she has the balls
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00:10:49,687 --> 00:10:51,154
to ask for something that high again.
253
00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:53,289
The people request bail of $300 million.
254
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,458
[SPECTATORS GASP]
255
00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:57,226
That's a load of Reed.
256
00:10:57,228 --> 00:10:58,294
I can hear you.
257
00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:00,797
[SIGHS] I'll give you $10.
258
00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:02,265
[HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
259
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,400
Uh, wh-what?
260
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,235
[SCOFFS] Your Honor can't be serious.
261
00:11:06,237 --> 00:11:07,637
Can you read that back?
262
00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,072
"Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
263
00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:12,303
What? Your Honor can't be serious."
264
00:11:12,328 --> 00:11:13,910
No, right before that.
265
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,001
Bail is set at $10.
266
00:11:16,335 --> 00:11:18,326
Bail was set at $10.
267
00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:20,195
I actually don't have $10.
268
00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:21,797
[HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
269
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,567
JOSH: And it was paid for by the judge.
270
00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:27,435
- Here you go.
- Thank you, Alex.
271
00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:29,971
[GAVEL BANGS]
272
00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:31,560
We're off to a pretty good start here,
273
00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:32,967
but I don't want to get ahead of myself.
274
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,026
Josh? The statue guy wants to know
275
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,261
if you still want to go with this one.
276
00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,298
Anne, that was obviously a joke.
277
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,532
[CHUCKLES]
278
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,034
[WHISPERS] Tell him yes.
279
00:11:48,281 --> 00:11:49,782
JOSH: Hey. Hey, hey. Wait up.
280
00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:51,685
I was wondering if you wanted
to grab a bite.
281
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,452
Josh, what do you want me to say?
282
00:11:53,454 --> 00:11:56,139
Huh? What, that you and I
should get married,
283
00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,202
raise a child together,
284
00:11:58,227 --> 00:11:59,827
buy a five-acre estate in Peck Woods
285
00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:02,263
where I'll build a treehouse
and you'll make hot cocoa,
286
00:12:02,265 --> 00:12:03,492
and once a week we'll have a segment
287
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,109
on "Good Morning East Peck"
where we debate the law
288
00:12:05,134 --> 00:12:06,434
called "The Legal Segals"?
289
00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:08,335
Wow, you really thought that out.
290
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,382
Listen. I'm not going anywhere.
291
00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:11,554
I'm gonna be a Pecker now.
292
00:12:11,575 --> 00:12:12,601
Buying a house in town
293
00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:14,759
doesn't change the fact
that you're an outsider.
294
00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:18,157
You can't become a Pecker.
You got to have Pecker in you.
295
00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:21,617
Trust me, I know a thing or two
about having Pecker in me.
296
00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:24,353
Why do you always have to
get crass when things get real?
297
00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:26,255
Why do you talk like you have
a [BLEEP] in your nose?
298
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,657
I have a deviated septum!
299
00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:31,193
Ugh. Never mind.
I was just trying to help.
300
00:12:31,195 --> 00:12:32,976
If you want to help someone,
help your murderer,
301
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:35,117
because I am not gonna lose this time.
302
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:38,834
And I will never take help
from you or from any man.
303
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:40,502
Flag boy! Chop-chop.
304
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:44,339
- [ENGINE STARTS]
- Lady driver!
305
00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:47,543
Lady driver coming through!
306
00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:50,879
Lady driver coming through!
307
00:12:50,881 --> 00:12:51,984
??
308
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,398
[BELLS JINGLE]
309
00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:02,796
Wow. You already got some good clues.
310
00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:06,261
This is something else.
What happened to your leg?
311
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,730
Oh, I had the taxidermist
sew my toe back on.
312
00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:12,492
Turns out you need a pinkie toe
for balance.
313
00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:14,336
- [RADIO CHATTER]
- Freeze, mother[BLEEP]
314
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:16,104
Wall, wall, wall!
315
00:13:16,106 --> 00:13:18,106
[BLEEP]
316
00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:19,608
- [BELLS JINGLE]
- Morning.
317
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:22,911
Wow. We're really close
to solving this thing.
318
00:13:22,913 --> 00:13:24,479
I'm sorry I told you yesterday
319
00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:26,515
that we had no chance in hell
of winning.
320
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:29,251
- You never told me that.
- Then who did I tell?
321
00:13:32,323 --> 00:13:34,690
Hm. I must've just been thinking it.
322
00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:36,132
Well, all right, guys.
323
00:13:36,157 --> 00:13:38,390
Let's break out the murder board.
324
00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:43,799
[CHANTING] Murder board,
murder board, murder...
325
00:13:43,801 --> 00:13:46,702
- No chanting?
- You can't force it, Josh.
326
00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:49,310
Okay. I'm just gonna
move the baby board.
327
00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:52,708
BOTH: [CHANTING] Baby board, baby board,
328
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,176
baby board, baby board.
329
00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:56,144
Okay. What do we know?
330
00:13:56,146 --> 00:14:00,882
Lavinia was found with Edgar's
body in her trunk at 1:00 a.m.
331
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,251
What time did the gala end?
332
00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:04,319
I was the last to leave at 11:00.
333
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,723
That means Lavinia had two hours
to have murdered Edgar.
334
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:09,424
Not unless she killed him earlier.
335
00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:11,593
The watch Edgar was wearing
the night he died
336
00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:14,062
stopped at 8:15 p.m.
337
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:15,931
You're wearing Edgar's watch?
338
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,232
- Yeah.
- That's evidence.
339
00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:19,234
- Isn't that illegal?
- Josh, I'm a cop.
340
00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,270
Nothing's illegal.
341
00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:22,904
Oh, man. Forgot my wallet.
342
00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,139
All right.
343
00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:25,140
[GUNSHOT]
344
00:14:25,142 --> 00:14:28,243
Hello, Mr. Twix.
345
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,845
[SIGHS] Let me see that.
346
00:14:31,849 --> 00:14:33,148
Wait.
347
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:35,917
There's... There's water
in Edgar's watch.
348
00:14:36,273 --> 00:14:38,367
I bet it stopped when he hit the pool.
349
00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:40,589
This could be time of death.
350
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:44,203
If he was killed at 8:15, that means...
351
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,297
the murderer was at the party.
352
00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:50,757
Everyone in this town is a suspect.
353
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,336
Except for Josh.
[WHISPERS] He wasn't invited.
354
00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:55,704
Okay, I'm sure I was invited.
355
00:14:55,706 --> 00:14:57,272
She probably just had my old address.
356
00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:59,678
- She sent my invite to the office.
- Mine too.
357
00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:00,902
My brother-cousin got a plus-one.
358
00:15:00,904 --> 00:15:02,312
He brought his chinchilla.
359
00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:06,540
The point is, if Lavinia
did kill him at her own party,
360
00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:08,443
there would have been
way too many witnesses.
361
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,579
I mean, this is our first big break.
362
00:15:10,581 --> 00:15:13,164
Anne, put time of death
on the murder board.
363
00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:18,720
ALL: [CHANTING]
Murder board, murder board!
364
00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:21,657
Murder board, murder board,
365
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,459
- murder board, murder board!
- [BELL JINGLING]
366
00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:25,875
Yeah, let's celebrate.
367
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,333
Drinks are on Edgar!
368
00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:29,958
- You also took his wallet?
- Yeah.
369
00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:35,296
Now that we know Edgar
was murdered during the gala,
370
00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:36,731
we need to visit the crime scene.
371
00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:39,533
If Peck Gardens is even close
to the size of a normal house,
372
00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:41,535
it would be impossible to murder someone
373
00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:43,437
at a crowded party without witnesses.
374
00:15:47,377 --> 00:15:48,742
Whoa.
375
00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:52,380
[GASPS] I hope you weren't waiting long.
376
00:15:52,726 --> 00:15:54,815
Houseboy usually answers the door,
377
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:57,593
but he went for a run
and must have gotten lost...
378
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,152
somewhere in this house.
379
00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:02,590
Hey, who's this cute little guy?
380
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:03,657
Is this your son?
381
00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,693
Oh, no. That's Edgar.
382
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:09,046
Sadly, children were the one
thing Edgar couldn't give me.
383
00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:11,265
Or anything on the top shelf
of a cabinet.
384
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:13,401
Could you show us
where you murdered him?
385
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:16,670
- Dwayne!
- Sorry. Where you drownded him?
386
00:16:16,672 --> 00:16:21,304
Dwayne... why don't you go
have a look around with Anne?
387
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:24,278
- Can I see your pool?
- Of course.
388
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,113
If we're going to the pool,
I just need to change
389
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,581
into something a bit more appropriate.
390
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:28,710
That's not necessary.
391
00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,132
Just to warn you, since Edgar died,
392
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,898
I haven't had much time
to do any... "landscaping,"
393
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:39,093
so the... shrubbery
might be a bit overgrown.
394
00:16:40,363 --> 00:16:43,831
If... you know what I mean.
395
00:16:47,201 --> 00:16:48,382
??
396
00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,572
Thank God.
397
00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:53,707
She was talking about actual shrubbery.
398
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,144
Anyway, I was hoping the pool
would be closer to the house,
399
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,712
but...
400
00:16:58,714 --> 00:17:00,147
No!
401
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,383
What?
402
00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:03,818
I'm taking a dip.
403
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,387
This is a crime scene, Mrs. Peck-Foster.
404
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,689
- Says who?
- Says the police!
405
00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:10,357
Come on in. [CHUCKLES]
406
00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,827
A little dippy-dip. Oh! Little dip-doo.
407
00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:15,329
No. Plus, I don't even
have a bathing suit.
408
00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:18,132
Mm. Everyone is born
with a bathing suit.
409
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:19,817
[SPLASH]
410
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:22,203
There are two things
Reeds don't trust...
411
00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:24,939
doctors, Pecks, and math.
412
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,942
I know she's hiding something.
I just don't know where.
413
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:31,031
Dwayne, look behind you.
414
00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:33,080
A maze!
415
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:36,109
Oh, well, well, well.
416
00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:39,203
Looks like my experience
solving puzzles on place mats
417
00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:42,256
at fancy restaurants
is about to pay for itself.
418
00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:43,546
??
419
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:50,179
Lawyer, what do you know about loss?
420
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,268
Well, I forgot to take my phone
out of my pocket, so...
421
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,004
I was just a little girl
when my father died.
422
00:17:57,335 --> 00:18:00,257
That morning, Mother brought me
to the big window.
423
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,978
She pointed to where Father
was standing on the roof.
424
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:08,182
I said, "Why is Father
standing on the roof?"
425
00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:10,985
You have to understand,
I was an inquisitive child.
426
00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:14,188
She said, "Just wave," so I did.
427
00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:16,742
[CHUCKLES] He waved back.
428
00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:23,320
Then he jumped to his death.
429
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,536
Lavinia, I am so sorry.
430
00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:32,985
I swear, I can still hear his scream.
431
00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:37,233
[MAN SCREAMS]
432
00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:41,750
Annie! Annie!
433
00:18:42,018 --> 00:18:43,751
I left you for one minute.
434
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:45,452
I took a wrong turn and got scared.
435
00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:47,521
I have a confession... usually,
I just take the crayon
436
00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:48,929
and go right to the middle.
437
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,959
Dwayne, honey, I'm going to talk to you
438
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,820
the way I talk to my daughter.
439
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:58,032
You get your black ass up.
It's time to go home.
440
00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,273
??
441
00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:06,006
First Father, then Mother,
then my brother, then Edgar?
442
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,281
Oh, Lawyer.
443
00:19:09,695 --> 00:19:11,500
I feel like I'm jinxed.
444
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,382
JOSH: Lavinia is probably the
richest person I've ever met.
445
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,553
Yet she has no one to share it with.
446
00:19:20,556 --> 00:19:21,722
Hey!
447
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,928
No one wants to be alone...
448
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:30,097
whether they want to admit it or not.
449
00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:33,601
Oh, sweet pea, please find
someplace other than my bladder
450
00:19:33,603 --> 00:19:34,935
to practice kicking.
451
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,403
[SIGHS]
452
00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:41,942
JOSH: There's no way Lavinia would kill
453
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:44,044
the last person she cared about.
454
00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:47,381
As long as I represent her,
she won't be alone,
455
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:48,849
because I won't let her down.
456
00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:51,185
Oh, God!
457
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,520
What is wrong with this pool?
458
00:19:53,522 --> 00:19:56,624
Nothing. It's a saltwater pool.
459
00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:02,396
Lavinia, this is amazing!
460
00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:03,731
I know.
461
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,099
This water and several rejuvenations
462
00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:07,368
have given me the body of a debutante.
463
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,704
I've had more lasers pointed
at my privates than James Bond.
464
00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:12,106
[SIGHS]
465
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:13,807
Very soon we need to talk
about boundaries.
466
00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:17,778
They found fresh water in Edgar's lungs,
467
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,380
which means he wasn't killed
in that pool.
468
00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:22,221
So, either Lavinia killed Edgar
somewhere else
469
00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:23,483
right in the middle of their party,
470
00:20:23,508 --> 00:20:25,600
then came back
and threw him in her trunk,
471
00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,506
or she was framed.
472
00:20:28,177 --> 00:20:30,044
Oh, I knew she didn't do it.
473
00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:34,084
DWAYNE: Anne, you did it!
474
00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:36,537
You got us to the middle.
475
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,647
Always trust a mother.
476
00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,940
I was trying to get us out.
477
00:20:42,672 --> 00:20:44,638
Hey, looky here.
478
00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:50,412
What are you hiding, July V. MDCCXIV?
479
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,268
??
480
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,893
Do I want a statue? I do not.
481
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,719
Do I want to be called a Pecker? Maybe.
482
00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:05,223
Did I make a mistake taking on
the biggest case of my life?
483
00:21:05,225 --> 00:21:06,257
Absolutely not.
484
00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:08,226
[DWAYNE SCREAMS]
485
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:11,362
There's dead bodies in the maze!
486
00:21:11,364 --> 00:21:12,862
[SCREAMS]
487
00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,003
Hopefully not.
488
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:25,955
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