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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,234 ?? 2 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:06,241 [SIREN CHIRPS, CAR DOOR CLOSES] 3 00:00:06,243 --> 00:00:08,911 Approaching Rolls-Royce, license plate "PECKER1". 4 00:00:12,578 --> 00:00:13,710 Ma'am? 5 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:15,156 Is there a problem, Officer? 6 00:00:15,164 --> 00:00:17,565 Uh, you were driving 95 in a 30. 7 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:19,433 Was I? Oh. 8 00:00:19,435 --> 00:00:22,002 I can't see a damn thing in these sunglasses. 9 00:00:22,004 --> 00:00:23,404 [CHUCKLES] 10 00:00:23,797 --> 00:00:25,496 Oh, much better. 11 00:00:25,498 --> 00:00:27,599 Thank you for pulling me over. 12 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,534 I'm Lavinia Peck-Foster. 13 00:00:29,536 --> 00:00:32,607 I know who you are. Everyone knows who you are. 14 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,671 You bought the police department our uniforms. 15 00:00:34,696 --> 00:00:36,953 Well, I can't have our boys in brown looking like turds. 16 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:39,194 Uh, why don't I just write you a warning? 17 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:40,418 I'll tell you what... 18 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:42,486 save the paper, 19 00:00:42,488 --> 00:00:44,822 and I'll consider myself warned. 20 00:00:44,824 --> 00:00:46,657 Okay, Ms. Peck-Foster. 21 00:00:46,659 --> 00:00:47,959 You get home safely. 22 00:00:47,961 --> 00:00:49,126 You too. 23 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:51,996 [ENGINE REVS] 24 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:55,633 Oh, uh, also, your taillight is out. 25 00:00:56,078 --> 00:00:58,226 Put it in the warning! Ta-ta. 26 00:00:58,543 --> 00:01:00,010 Ta-ta. 27 00:01:01,107 --> 00:01:06,843 Uh... also, you have a dead body in your trunk. 28 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:09,213 Oh, for [BLEEP] sake, put it in the warning. 29 00:01:10,617 --> 00:01:12,183 - No, no, no! - [TIRES SQUEAL] 30 00:01:12,695 --> 00:01:18,726 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 31 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:23,668 Lavinia Peck-Foster, the beloved First Lady of East Peck, 32 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:27,505 has been arrested for the murder of her beloved husband, Edgar, 33 00:01:27,507 --> 00:01:32,310 who was found dead in a suitcase in the trunk of her beloved car. 34 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:34,245 For more on the town's reaction, 35 00:01:34,247 --> 00:01:36,937 we go to Associate Mayor Hayes Dinkins. 36 00:01:37,328 --> 00:01:40,460 Like all Peckers, this morning I am numb. 37 00:01:40,863 --> 00:01:43,468 Lavinia is more than just a beautiful woman 38 00:01:43,501 --> 00:01:45,467 with an unparalleled sense of fashion. 39 00:01:45,469 --> 00:01:47,836 Her family name is literally emblazoned 40 00:01:47,838 --> 00:01:50,105 on every square inch of this town... 41 00:01:50,107 --> 00:01:52,107 a town that her ancestors built 42 00:01:52,109 --> 00:01:56,278 with their own 200 to 300 workers. 43 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,947 So, today, we ask all Peckers to come together 44 00:01:58,949 --> 00:02:01,016 and pray that Lavinia Peck-Foster 45 00:02:01,018 --> 00:02:04,653 hires the best lawyer her vast fortune can afford. 46 00:02:05,086 --> 00:02:07,253 Am I surprised Lavinia Peck-Foster 47 00:02:07,255 --> 00:02:09,488 hired me to defend her? Not at all. 48 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:11,757 The fact is, we're undefeated in murder trials. 49 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:13,092 1-0. 50 00:02:13,094 --> 00:02:15,561 - You're coming home. - Thank you, Josh. 51 00:02:15,563 --> 00:02:17,964 Last year was, uh, a totally different situation. 52 00:02:17,966 --> 00:02:20,099 You know, I was an outsider from New York... 53 00:02:20,101 --> 00:02:22,001 a "Northeasterner," as the locals say. 54 00:02:22,585 --> 00:02:23,836 Northeasterner. 55 00:02:23,838 --> 00:02:25,071 He's a Northeasterner. 56 00:02:25,073 --> 00:02:26,906 - Oh. - Witch! 57 00:02:26,908 --> 00:02:30,242 JOSH: But after the big win, I decided to move here, 58 00:02:30,244 --> 00:02:34,480 and I'm hoping to be a transplanted Pecker. 59 00:02:34,482 --> 00:02:37,616 Best part is, I still have my winning team. 60 00:02:38,343 --> 00:02:39,819 - Hey, Anne. - Sweet Jesus! 61 00:02:39,821 --> 00:02:40,786 - [THUD] - Aah! 62 00:02:40,788 --> 00:02:42,188 Oh! 63 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:43,789 [WHIMPERING] 64 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:45,558 ANNE: Oh, you noticed. 65 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,107 I have a condition called "The Jumping Frenchmen of Maine," 66 00:02:49,132 --> 00:02:51,850 where I leap to extreme heights when startled. 67 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,242 It's very common... 68 00:02:53,244 --> 00:02:54,843 if you're a Frenchman... 69 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:56,545 and from Maine. 70 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:58,146 [CLEARS THROAT] 71 00:02:58,609 --> 00:03:00,215 Oh. Did you want something? 72 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:01,383 [BELLS JINGLE] 73 00:03:01,385 --> 00:03:02,684 Attention all units, 74 00:03:02,686 --> 00:03:05,318 we have a 10-64 at the taxidermist. 75 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:07,959 Officer stoked to have the team back together again! 76 00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:09,450 ANNE: Dwayne! [CHUCKLES] 77 00:03:09,452 --> 00:03:11,786 JOSH: Dwayne Reed is my lead investigator. 78 00:03:11,788 --> 00:03:13,655 He's also currently working with the EPPD. 79 00:03:13,657 --> 00:03:16,492 Usually that would be a conflict of interest, but... 80 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:20,461 I got a feeling I'll be getting him back full time soon. 81 00:03:20,463 --> 00:03:24,198 This is a Glock 17. 82 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,636 Now, I am the only one in this room professional enough 83 00:03:28,638 --> 00:03:30,905 to handle a Glock 17. 84 00:03:30,907 --> 00:03:33,908 - [GUNSHOT] - Oh! Mother[BLEEP] 85 00:03:34,359 --> 00:03:35,910 Aaaah! 86 00:03:35,912 --> 00:03:38,146 [BLEEP] 87 00:03:38,476 --> 00:03:40,576 So, who's our new murderer? 88 00:03:41,969 --> 00:03:43,789 Lavinia Peck-Foster. 89 00:03:43,968 --> 00:03:45,307 Oh, no [BLEEP] way. 90 00:03:45,332 --> 00:03:46,364 I quit. 91 00:03:46,453 --> 00:03:47,540 What's wrong? 92 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:50,444 If we lose this case, Lavinia's so loved, 93 00:03:50,469 --> 00:03:53,069 we're gonna get run out of town on a stake, 94 00:03:53,071 --> 00:03:54,804 and I'm afraid of stakes. 95 00:03:54,806 --> 00:03:57,640 Plus, the Pecks and the Reeds have been feuding forever. 96 00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:59,008 In fact, it was the Pecks 97 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:00,910 that connected the name "Reed" with "feces," 98 00:04:00,912 --> 00:04:03,780 gave us the expression, "Oh, you stepped in Reed," 99 00:04:03,782 --> 00:04:06,109 and, "Dang, somebody take a Reed in here?" 100 00:04:07,085 --> 00:04:09,185 I'm about to meet my client for the first time. 101 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:11,387 Now, I can't imagine it's easy for someone 102 00:04:11,389 --> 00:04:14,467 of Lavinia Peck-Foster's stature to spend a night in jail, 103 00:04:14,492 --> 00:04:18,771 so I smuggled in a small package of cookies 104 00:04:18,796 --> 00:04:22,432 just as a gesture to let her know someone cares. 105 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:27,905 [BUZZER] 106 00:04:27,907 --> 00:04:31,632 Mrs. Peck-Foster, I am Josh Segal, your lawyer. 107 00:04:31,657 --> 00:04:35,242 I brought you these cookies, but I see that you're covered. 108 00:04:35,267 --> 00:04:36,900 Nonsense, Lawyer. 109 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:40,989 You can never have enough Lorna Du-ah-nes. 110 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:43,320 Anyway, it's a... it's a real honor to meet you. 111 00:04:43,322 --> 00:04:44,734 The honor is mine. 112 00:04:46,092 --> 00:04:49,593 You're the one that got off that murderer Larry Henderson. 113 00:04:49,595 --> 00:04:53,363 We had a video of an owl killing Larry's wife, 114 00:04:53,365 --> 00:04:56,166 and yet 80% of people in East Peck 115 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:57,601 still think Larry was guilty. 116 00:04:57,603 --> 00:05:00,404 In fairness, he didn't help his cause. 117 00:05:01,707 --> 00:05:03,273 - [BUZZER] - [JOSH CLEARS THROAT] 118 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:06,610 So, tell me what happened the night Edgar was killed. 119 00:05:06,612 --> 00:05:11,515 It was the best night of the year... the Peck Gala. 120 00:05:11,804 --> 00:05:14,326 Edgar disappeared during the party. 121 00:05:14,351 --> 00:05:15,586 Not unusual. 122 00:05:15,843 --> 00:05:18,956 I went looking for him, and the officer found him in my trunk. 123 00:05:19,429 --> 00:05:21,765 Very unusual. 124 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,968 [VOICE BREAKING] Lawyer... 125 00:05:24,929 --> 00:05:26,407 Lavinia. 126 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:28,799 I'm so sorry. 127 00:05:29,922 --> 00:05:31,455 My last client was a hugger, 128 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,757 and I just get this feeling that you may not be. 129 00:05:33,759 --> 00:05:35,914 It's just that I feel foolish... 130 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,596 crying in front of a stranger. 131 00:05:39,598 --> 00:05:42,164 I-I've never been... 132 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,593 alone. 133 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:50,941 Well, I am not a stranger, and you are not alone. 134 00:05:50,943 --> 00:05:52,743 Why would someone do this? 135 00:05:52,745 --> 00:05:54,444 Let it out. Let it out. 136 00:05:54,446 --> 00:05:59,234 [CRYING] Whyyyyyy?! 137 00:05:59,879 --> 00:06:03,347 Why?! 138 00:06:03,522 --> 00:06:04,679 ?? 139 00:06:08,086 --> 00:06:09,552 It's great to be back. 140 00:06:09,554 --> 00:06:12,355 Lot of good memories in this courthouse... 141 00:06:12,357 --> 00:06:15,825 like when the judge overturned my client's guilty verdict 142 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:17,527 and... 143 00:06:17,529 --> 00:06:18,875 ?? 144 00:06:23,868 --> 00:06:25,984 ...when an extra Twix fell out of the vending machine. 145 00:06:26,538 --> 00:06:28,204 Ohh, yes! 146 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:29,546 [CHUCKLES] 147 00:06:30,601 --> 00:06:32,074 There's another good memory. 148 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:33,800 That's Carol Anne Keane, 149 00:06:33,802 --> 00:06:35,669 the Assistant DA who I'll be going up against. 150 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:38,305 [WHISPERS] It's not the first time I've gone up against her. 151 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:39,873 [MOANING] 152 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:40,974 [THUD] 153 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:46,160 Hey, cut that last part. Really crass. 154 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,626 Hey. I haven't seen you in a while. 155 00:06:50,046 --> 00:06:51,985 Forgive me if I'm a little cocky. 156 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,854 What about your little cocky? 157 00:06:53,856 --> 00:06:55,755 Oh [BLEEP] 158 00:06:58,664 --> 00:07:00,999 JOSH: Did I do that baby in you? 159 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:02,952 If I do the math, we were together seven months ago, 160 00:07:02,977 --> 00:07:04,543 and that seems like around seven months' worth of baby. 161 00:07:04,545 --> 00:07:06,011 Don't flatter yourself. 162 00:07:06,013 --> 00:07:07,379 You were not the only man in my equation. 163 00:07:07,381 --> 00:07:08,814 As you recall, I was also dating Rutger. 164 00:07:08,816 --> 00:07:11,784 - Hey, so... one-in-two chance. - Hm. 165 00:07:11,786 --> 00:07:14,920 Can you give me a ballpark? Was it a baseball team? 166 00:07:14,922 --> 00:07:16,322 I'll tell you what, if she comes out whining, 167 00:07:16,324 --> 00:07:17,323 we'll know she's yours. 168 00:07:17,325 --> 00:07:19,291 "She"? Awww. 169 00:07:19,293 --> 00:07:21,026 A wittle girl? 170 00:07:21,028 --> 00:07:22,995 Oh, for heaven's sakes, you just made it throw up inside me. 171 00:07:22,997 --> 00:07:24,630 You won your lottery with this case. 172 00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:26,499 I don't expect you to win the baby lottery, also. 173 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:27,833 What is that supposed to mean? 174 00:07:27,835 --> 00:07:29,335 Oh, you get Lavinia Peck-Foster off, 175 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:30,903 and you will be a hero in this town. 176 00:07:30,905 --> 00:07:32,605 Hell, they'll probably build you a statue. 177 00:07:32,607 --> 00:07:34,039 There's plenty of room 178 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,508 since most of the statues had to be torn down. 179 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:38,929 I don't care about being a hero. 180 00:07:39,818 --> 00:07:41,553 Besides, you're running for DA. 181 00:07:41,578 --> 00:07:43,045 Don't tell me you're not excited 182 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:45,013 to prosecute a high-profile case like this. 183 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:47,582 It is 100% horse-Reed that I have to take this case. 184 00:07:47,584 --> 00:07:50,786 The District Attorney, Atticus Ditto Jr., 185 00:07:50,788 --> 00:07:53,288 assigned it to me because I'm running against him for DA 186 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:54,756 and he's trying to pin me 187 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:56,591 with convicting the most popular person in town. 188 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:59,428 Or worse, losing so he can portray me as a woman 189 00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:00,762 who is weak on crime. 190 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:02,164 Well, guess what. 191 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:05,200 I refuse to be defined by my gender. 192 00:08:05,202 --> 00:08:06,320 ?? 193 00:08:13,906 --> 00:08:14,826 Hm. 194 00:08:14,851 --> 00:08:17,646 - We love you, Lavinia! - Free Lavinia! 195 00:08:17,648 --> 00:08:19,312 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 196 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:25,172 Excuse me. What happened to Judge Horsedich? 197 00:08:25,174 --> 00:08:28,942 She's a woman, so it's against the law. 198 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:31,244 Which law? 199 00:08:31,246 --> 00:08:34,581 DWAYNE: The East Peck Lady Laws of 1952 200 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,316 were way ahead of their time. 201 00:08:36,318 --> 00:08:38,885 For example, a woman is not allowed 202 00:08:38,887 --> 00:08:41,087 to publicly judge another woman. 203 00:08:41,089 --> 00:08:43,590 Also, a female cannot drive a vehicle 204 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:47,060 without a man with a red flag in front warning other drivers. 205 00:08:47,062 --> 00:08:50,843 The Lady Laws are for women, about women. 206 00:08:52,438 --> 00:08:54,838 We don't have Horsedich, but I'm actually relieved 207 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,474 since I was always afraid of mispronouncing her name. 208 00:08:59,044 --> 00:09:01,203 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - Oh, come on. 209 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,840 All rise. 210 00:09:07,363 --> 00:09:09,763 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 211 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,090 Yes, Your Honor, the people are. 212 00:09:15,316 --> 00:09:16,748 I'm sorry, say again? 213 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,962 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 214 00:09:19,648 --> 00:09:22,432 I'm so sorry, Judge... 215 00:09:24,914 --> 00:09:28,605 I want to say "Gaminshov"? 216 00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:30,707 I apologize, Judge Kamiltow, 217 00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:32,577 but opposing counsel is not a Pecker. 218 00:09:32,602 --> 00:09:35,002 Excuse me, I just bought a house on Peck Road. 219 00:09:35,004 --> 00:09:36,671 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 220 00:09:36,673 --> 00:09:38,773 [LAUGHTER] 221 00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:40,641 So bad. [CHUCKLING] 222 00:09:40,643 --> 00:09:43,244 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 223 00:09:43,246 --> 00:09:44,757 Thank you, Alexander. 224 00:09:44,906 --> 00:09:48,216 Alexander Kamiltow, and no one hears it. 225 00:09:49,078 --> 00:09:50,685 And may I further say, 226 00:09:50,687 --> 00:09:54,322 I would like to thank the entire town for their support. 227 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:58,126 I know this has been a very difficult time for all of us, 228 00:09:58,128 --> 00:09:59,927 but I believe in the trial system, 229 00:09:59,929 --> 00:10:03,671 and this court will remain unfair and biased. 230 00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:04,968 Oops! 231 00:10:04,993 --> 00:10:06,826 Fair and biased. Oops! 232 00:10:06,851 --> 00:10:08,317 Fair and unbiased. 233 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,508 Thank you. 234 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,765 - Oh, thank you! - Thank you. 235 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:12,157 Your Honor, we all appreciate 236 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:14,081 the contributions the Peck family has made 237 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:15,187 to our great town. 238 00:10:15,212 --> 00:10:17,854 However, murder is illegal, 239 00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:19,622 even among the wealthiest Peckers, 240 00:10:19,624 --> 00:10:22,191 and that is exactly what Lavinia Peck-Foster did 241 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:23,626 the night of October 12th, 242 00:10:23,628 --> 00:10:26,062 when she brutally killed her husband, Edgar. 243 00:10:26,064 --> 00:10:28,531 Edgar's body was found in the trunk 244 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:31,701 of Ms. Peck-Foster's car with fresh water in his lungs. 245 00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:33,536 Edgar's blood spatter by the pool 246 00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:36,639 indicates Ms. Peck-Foster struck him there, then she drowned him, 247 00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:38,841 then was caught trying to dispose of the body 248 00:10:38,843 --> 00:10:41,811 in a 1965 Rolls and a 1982 suitcase. 249 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:45,882 Last year, Carol Anne Keane asked for a $93 million bail. 250 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:48,007 Even if she is carrying twin boys, 251 00:10:48,226 --> 00:10:49,685 there's no way she has the balls 252 00:10:49,687 --> 00:10:51,154 to ask for something that high again. 253 00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:53,289 The people request bail of $300 million. 254 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:55,458 [SPECTATORS GASP] 255 00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:57,226 That's a load of Reed. 256 00:10:57,228 --> 00:10:58,294 I can hear you. 257 00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:00,797 [SIGHS] I'll give you $10. 258 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:02,265 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 259 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,400 Uh, wh-what? 260 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,235 [SCOFFS] Your Honor can't be serious. 261 00:11:06,237 --> 00:11:07,637 Can you read that back? 262 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,072 "Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 263 00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:12,303 What? Your Honor can't be serious." 264 00:11:12,328 --> 00:11:13,910 No, right before that. 265 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,001 Bail is set at $10. 266 00:11:16,335 --> 00:11:18,326 Bail was set at $10. 267 00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:20,195 I actually don't have $10. 268 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:21,797 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 269 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,567 JOSH: And it was paid for by the judge. 270 00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:27,435 - Here you go. - Thank you, Alex. 271 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:29,971 [GAVEL BANGS] 272 00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:31,560 We're off to a pretty good start here, 273 00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:32,967 but I don't want to get ahead of myself. 274 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,026 Josh? The statue guy wants to know 275 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,261 if you still want to go with this one. 276 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:40,298 Anne, that was obviously a joke. 277 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,532 [CHUCKLES] 278 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,034 [WHISPERS] Tell him yes. 279 00:11:48,281 --> 00:11:49,782 JOSH: Hey. Hey, hey. Wait up. 280 00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:51,685 I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite. 281 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,452 Josh, what do you want me to say? 282 00:11:53,454 --> 00:11:56,139 Huh? What, that you and I should get married, 283 00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,202 raise a child together, 284 00:11:58,227 --> 00:11:59,827 buy a five-acre estate in Peck Woods 285 00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:02,263 where I'll build a treehouse and you'll make hot cocoa, 286 00:12:02,265 --> 00:12:03,492 and once a week we'll have a segment 287 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,109 on "Good Morning East Peck" where we debate the law 288 00:12:05,134 --> 00:12:06,434 called "The Legal Segals"? 289 00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:08,335 Wow, you really thought that out. 290 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,382 Listen. I'm not going anywhere. 291 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:11,554 I'm gonna be a Pecker now. 292 00:12:11,575 --> 00:12:12,601 Buying a house in town 293 00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:14,759 doesn't change the fact that you're an outsider. 294 00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:18,157 You can't become a Pecker. You got to have Pecker in you. 295 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:21,617 Trust me, I know a thing or two about having Pecker in me. 296 00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:24,353 Why do you always have to get crass when things get real? 297 00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:26,255 Why do you talk like you have a [BLEEP] in your nose? 298 00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,657 I have a deviated septum! 299 00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:31,193 Ugh. Never mind. I was just trying to help. 300 00:12:31,195 --> 00:12:32,976 If you want to help someone, help your murderer, 301 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:35,117 because I am not gonna lose this time. 302 00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:38,834 And I will never take help from you or from any man. 303 00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:40,502 Flag boy! Chop-chop. 304 00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:44,339 - [ENGINE STARTS] - Lady driver! 305 00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:47,543 Lady driver coming through! 306 00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:50,879 Lady driver coming through! 307 00:12:50,881 --> 00:12:51,984 ?? 308 00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,398 [BELLS JINGLE] 309 00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:02,796 Wow. You already got some good clues. 310 00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:06,261 This is something else. What happened to your leg? 311 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,730 Oh, I had the taxidermist sew my toe back on. 312 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:12,492 Turns out you need a pinkie toe for balance. 313 00:13:12,903 --> 00:13:14,336 - [RADIO CHATTER] - Freeze, mother[BLEEP] 314 00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:16,104 Wall, wall, wall! 315 00:13:16,106 --> 00:13:18,106 [BLEEP] 316 00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:19,608 - [BELLS JINGLE] - Morning. 317 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:22,911 Wow. We're really close to solving this thing. 318 00:13:22,913 --> 00:13:24,479 I'm sorry I told you yesterday 319 00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:26,515 that we had no chance in hell of winning. 320 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:29,251 - You never told me that. - Then who did I tell? 321 00:13:32,323 --> 00:13:34,690 Hm. I must've just been thinking it. 322 00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:36,132 Well, all right, guys. 323 00:13:36,157 --> 00:13:38,390 Let's break out the murder board. 324 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:43,799 [CHANTING] Murder board, murder board, murder... 325 00:13:43,801 --> 00:13:46,702 - No chanting? - You can't force it, Josh. 326 00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:49,310 Okay. I'm just gonna move the baby board. 327 00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:52,708 BOTH: [CHANTING] Baby board, baby board, 328 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,176 baby board, baby board. 329 00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:56,144 Okay. What do we know? 330 00:13:56,146 --> 00:14:00,882 Lavinia was found with Edgar's body in her trunk at 1:00 a.m. 331 00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,251 What time did the gala end? 332 00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:04,319 I was the last to leave at 11:00. 333 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,723 That means Lavinia had two hours to have murdered Edgar. 334 00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:09,424 Not unless she killed him earlier. 335 00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:11,593 The watch Edgar was wearing the night he died 336 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:14,062 stopped at 8:15 p.m. 337 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:15,931 You're wearing Edgar's watch? 338 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,232 - Yeah. - That's evidence. 339 00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:19,234 - Isn't that illegal? - Josh, I'm a cop. 340 00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,270 Nothing's illegal. 341 00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:22,904 Oh, man. Forgot my wallet. 342 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,139 All right. 343 00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:25,140 [GUNSHOT] 344 00:14:25,142 --> 00:14:28,243 Hello, Mr. Twix. 345 00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,845 [SIGHS] Let me see that. 346 00:14:31,849 --> 00:14:33,148 Wait. 347 00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:35,917 There's... There's water in Edgar's watch. 348 00:14:36,273 --> 00:14:38,367 I bet it stopped when he hit the pool. 349 00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:40,589 This could be time of death. 350 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:44,203 If he was killed at 8:15, that means... 351 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,297 the murderer was at the party. 352 00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:50,757 Everyone in this town is a suspect. 353 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,336 Except for Josh. [WHISPERS] He wasn't invited. 354 00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:55,704 Okay, I'm sure I was invited. 355 00:14:55,706 --> 00:14:57,272 She probably just had my old address. 356 00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:59,678 - She sent my invite to the office. - Mine too. 357 00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:00,902 My brother-cousin got a plus-one. 358 00:15:00,904 --> 00:15:02,312 He brought his chinchilla. 359 00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:06,540 The point is, if Lavinia did kill him at her own party, 360 00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:08,443 there would have been way too many witnesses. 361 00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,579 I mean, this is our first big break. 362 00:15:10,581 --> 00:15:13,164 Anne, put time of death on the murder board. 363 00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:18,720 ALL: [CHANTING] Murder board, murder board! 364 00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:21,657 Murder board, murder board, 365 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,459 - murder board, murder board! - [BELL JINGLING] 366 00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:25,875 Yeah, let's celebrate. 367 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,333 Drinks are on Edgar! 368 00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:29,958 - You also took his wallet? - Yeah. 369 00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:35,296 Now that we know Edgar was murdered during the gala, 370 00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:36,731 we need to visit the crime scene. 371 00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:39,533 If Peck Gardens is even close to the size of a normal house, 372 00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:41,535 it would be impossible to murder someone 373 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:43,437 at a crowded party without witnesses. 374 00:15:47,377 --> 00:15:48,742 Whoa. 375 00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:52,380 [GASPS] I hope you weren't waiting long. 376 00:15:52,726 --> 00:15:54,815 Houseboy usually answers the door, 377 00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:57,593 but he went for a run and must have gotten lost... 378 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,152 somewhere in this house. 379 00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:02,590 Hey, who's this cute little guy? 380 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:03,657 Is this your son? 381 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,693 Oh, no. That's Edgar. 382 00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:09,046 Sadly, children were the one thing Edgar couldn't give me. 383 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:11,265 Or anything on the top shelf of a cabinet. 384 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:13,401 Could you show us where you murdered him? 385 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:16,670 - Dwayne! - Sorry. Where you drownded him? 386 00:16:16,672 --> 00:16:21,304 Dwayne... why don't you go have a look around with Anne? 387 00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:24,278 - Can I see your pool? - Of course. 388 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,113 If we're going to the pool, I just need to change 389 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,581 into something a bit more appropriate. 390 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:28,710 That's not necessary. 391 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,132 Just to warn you, since Edgar died, 392 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,898 I haven't had much time to do any... "landscaping," 393 00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:39,093 so the... shrubbery might be a bit overgrown. 394 00:16:40,363 --> 00:16:43,831 If... you know what I mean. 395 00:16:47,201 --> 00:16:48,382 ?? 396 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,572 Thank God. 397 00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:53,707 She was talking about actual shrubbery. 398 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,144 Anyway, I was hoping the pool would be closer to the house, 399 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,712 but... 400 00:16:58,714 --> 00:17:00,147 No! 401 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,383 What? 402 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:03,818 I'm taking a dip. 403 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,387 This is a crime scene, Mrs. Peck-Foster. 404 00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,689 - Says who? - Says the police! 405 00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:10,357 Come on in. [CHUCKLES] 406 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,827 A little dippy-dip. Oh! Little dip-doo. 407 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:15,329 No. Plus, I don't even have a bathing suit. 408 00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:18,132 Mm. Everyone is born with a bathing suit. 409 00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:19,817 [SPLASH] 410 00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:22,203 There are two things Reeds don't trust... 411 00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:24,939 doctors, Pecks, and math. 412 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,942 I know she's hiding something. I just don't know where. 413 00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:31,031 Dwayne, look behind you. 414 00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:33,080 A maze! 415 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:36,109 Oh, well, well, well. 416 00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:39,203 Looks like my experience solving puzzles on place mats 417 00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:42,256 at fancy restaurants is about to pay for itself. 418 00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:43,546 ?? 419 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:50,179 Lawyer, what do you know about loss? 420 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:54,268 Well, I forgot to take my phone out of my pocket, so... 421 00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,004 I was just a little girl when my father died. 422 00:17:57,335 --> 00:18:00,257 That morning, Mother brought me to the big window. 423 00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,978 She pointed to where Father was standing on the roof. 424 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:08,182 I said, "Why is Father standing on the roof?" 425 00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:10,985 You have to understand, I was an inquisitive child. 426 00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:14,188 She said, "Just wave," so I did. 427 00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:16,742 [CHUCKLES] He waved back. 428 00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:23,320 Then he jumped to his death. 429 00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,536 Lavinia, I am so sorry. 430 00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:32,985 I swear, I can still hear his scream. 431 00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:37,233 [MAN SCREAMS] 432 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:41,750 Annie! Annie! 433 00:18:42,018 --> 00:18:43,751 I left you for one minute. 434 00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:45,452 I took a wrong turn and got scared. 435 00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:47,521 I have a confession... usually, I just take the crayon 436 00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:48,929 and go right to the middle. 437 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,959 Dwayne, honey, I'm going to talk to you 438 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,820 the way I talk to my daughter. 439 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:58,032 You get your black ass up. It's time to go home. 440 00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,273 ?? 441 00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:06,006 First Father, then Mother, then my brother, then Edgar? 442 00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:08,281 Oh, Lawyer. 443 00:19:09,695 --> 00:19:11,500 I feel like I'm jinxed. 444 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,382 JOSH: Lavinia is probably the richest person I've ever met. 445 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,553 Yet she has no one to share it with. 446 00:19:20,556 --> 00:19:21,722 Hey! 447 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,928 No one wants to be alone... 448 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:30,097 whether they want to admit it or not. 449 00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:33,601 Oh, sweet pea, please find someplace other than my bladder 450 00:19:33,603 --> 00:19:34,935 to practice kicking. 451 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,403 [SIGHS] 452 00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:41,942 JOSH: There's no way Lavinia would kill 453 00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:44,044 the last person she cared about. 454 00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:47,381 As long as I represent her, she won't be alone, 455 00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:48,849 because I won't let her down. 456 00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:51,185 Oh, God! 457 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,520 What is wrong with this pool? 458 00:19:53,522 --> 00:19:56,624 Nothing. It's a saltwater pool. 459 00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:02,396 Lavinia, this is amazing! 460 00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:03,731 I know. 461 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,099 This water and several rejuvenations 462 00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:07,368 have given me the body of a debutante. 463 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:10,704 I've had more lasers pointed at my privates than James Bond. 464 00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:12,106 [SIGHS] 465 00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:13,807 Very soon we need to talk about boundaries. 466 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:17,778 They found fresh water in Edgar's lungs, 467 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,380 which means he wasn't killed in that pool. 468 00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:22,221 So, either Lavinia killed Edgar somewhere else 469 00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:23,483 right in the middle of their party, 470 00:20:23,508 --> 00:20:25,600 then came back and threw him in her trunk, 471 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,506 or she was framed. 472 00:20:28,177 --> 00:20:30,044 Oh, I knew she didn't do it. 473 00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:34,084 DWAYNE: Anne, you did it! 474 00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:36,537 You got us to the middle. 475 00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,647 Always trust a mother. 476 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,940 I was trying to get us out. 477 00:20:42,672 --> 00:20:44,638 Hey, looky here. 478 00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:50,412 What are you hiding, July V. MDCCXIV? 479 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,268 ?? 480 00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,893 Do I want a statue? I do not. 481 00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,719 Do I want to be called a Pecker? Maybe. 482 00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:05,223 Did I make a mistake taking on the biggest case of my life? 483 00:21:05,225 --> 00:21:06,257 Absolutely not. 484 00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:08,226 [DWAYNE SCREAMS] 485 00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:11,362 There's dead bodies in the maze! 486 00:21:11,364 --> 00:21:12,862 [SCREAMS] 487 00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,003 Hopefully not. 488 00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:25,955 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 489 00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:30,555 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35564

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