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- I almost caught this spoon.
- (Cell phone rings)
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- Phone.
- Hello.
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Yo, E-dog!
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You've got 20 minutes before
MC Monsterbat drops the
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beats from the streets
and schools these fools!
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Who is it?
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MC Monsterbat.
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That's me.
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Rory!
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I'm tuning up for the school talent show!
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Rory says he's gonna "drop some
beats" at the open mic tonight.
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- Do we want to go? - (Laughs)
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There's a really hot girl going on first.
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He says there's a really
hot girl going on first.
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Does she have one of those wicked,
awesome flying V guitars?
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No.
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I'm out. Sounds emo.
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Sorry, Rory.
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This song is about how I hurt sometimes.
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Maybe you'll hurt too.
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La, la, la.
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Ta, ta, ta.
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Inside is the dark.
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The dark is inside.
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I run out of room,
no places to hide.
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And all I can do..
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Is drag you into..
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The da-da-dark!
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The da-da-dark! The da-da-dark!
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- The da-da-dark!
- (Cell phone rings)
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The da-da-dark! The da-da-dark!
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The dark.
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Hey, mom. No, don't worry about dinner.
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I'll grab a rat.. Ratsa.. Pasta!
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And all I can do..
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Is drag you into..
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(Chuckles)
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Love you too.
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Everybody get home safely.
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Great. How am I supposed to follow that?
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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What you get is what you see.
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No more "maybe it's Maybelline".
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She can give you
everything you need.
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice, but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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She destroyed the audience!
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I tried to destroy the
paramedics when they showed up,
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but they asked me to be
quiet while they worked.
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So the entire football
team is in the hospital?
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No wonder there's so much
room in the hallway.
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Yeah! Luxurious!
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And wedgie-free!
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If she can work a crowd like that, she's
gonna own the talent show this week.
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(Scoffs)
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You're assuming the judges will have
any unblown minds after they see my..
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Fruit juggling.
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(Humming)
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Pretty good, huh?
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There she is.
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Her name is Serena.
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La!
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Take that, old man Carter! (Grunts)
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Whoa!
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Marty's usually not the wedge-er.
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Man: (On pa) Attention, students.
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The talent show tryouts are
starting in the school auditorium.
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I know I can't wait.
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And yet somehow I will.
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- All right.
- That is all.
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Time to get my juggle on.
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Better hope you juggle
better than I spin, bro!
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MC Monsterbat takes no..
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P-p-p-p-p-prisoners!
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(Mimics scratching)
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Buddy.
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La!
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(Grunting)
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Did she just tell those two
guys to fight each other?
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Aw! Why won't people fight
over me when I tell them to?
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I gotta figure out that
Vampire mind control.
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- You mean "glamouring?" Because I doubt..
- Ethan.
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(Echoing) Do my homework.
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- Erica.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- Six, seven, eight.
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Spin. Pop. No-slide!
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Bust?
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What's happening here?
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Sarah made me work on a dance
routine for the talent show.
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She's practicing for the tryout.
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(Whispers) But I'm ditching her.
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So, are you gonna come see me
and Erica dance up a storm?
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No. I'm not really much for
storms of the dancing variety.
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Oh, and one.
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I don't know most of your names,
so I don't have a list.
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Who's first?
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I'll go first, Mr. Stern! Yeah.
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Hey! My apples!
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Don't worry. I saved you one.
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I can't juggle just one apple!
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I gotta hit the cafeteria. Excuse me.
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Make way.
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I have a thousand screams in my soul.
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I yearn to share them all with you.
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Go for it.
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This is gonna rock.
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I'd better record this.
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Test. Test.
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(Vocalizing)
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Feel my pain.
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Feel my pain.
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Feel my pain.
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Feel my pain.
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(Electricity crackling)
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(Music playing on earphones)
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What just happened?
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The depths of my pain require more bass.
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That's the first time a song has
given me an ice cream headache.
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You're in.
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Sorry the power went out.
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I just got the urge to bite something.
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Whatever it was tasted really sparky.
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So. What's your secret?
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I only rinse out half the conditioner.
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No. Not your hair.
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Wait, does that work?
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Never mind.
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How did you get two guys to fight over you?
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I sang to them.
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They felt my pain.
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I need everyone to feel my pain.
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How do I do that?
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With a talent you'll never have.
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Soon the whole world will feel my pain.
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No, Rory. You don't have
electricity stuck in your teeth.
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Phew!
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So I come back from my apple run
and all the auditions are over.
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And the line for the nurse's
office is out the door.
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What happened?
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Oh. Serena sang a beautiful song!
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Test. Test.
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(Shrill noise)
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That's not what I heard.
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There must be something
wrong with my phone.
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Or something wrong with Serena.
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First, the football team
riots in the lounge,
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and then a talent show tryout turns
into the boss level Megafightaloid IV.
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Quit making video game
references I don't understand.
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I felt like I was in a trance, but I
forgot the song as soon as it was over.
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Maybe she's Justin Bieber.
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Maybe she's a mermaid!
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The Bieber joke was funnier.
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No, I'm serious.
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Mermaids can mess with people's minds,
and hide their tails on land.
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We just need to splash some water on her
and see if she grows fins. It's easy.
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Whatever the songbird is, just call me
when you want me to kick her butt, okay?
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She doesn't have a butt.
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Mermaids don't have butts.
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(Door slams)
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(Sighs)
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There you are.
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Did you punch that?
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I know you're really mad at me
for ditching you at the tryouts
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because I thought our dance routine
was lame and I didn't want to do it.
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You did what?
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But now, I am totally into it.
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Serena's going to see who has talent!
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Wait. You ditched me?
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Oh, stop living in the past, Sarah.
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What matters now is that
we've got moves to bust!
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Oh, yeah, buddy.
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Oh, yeah!
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(Sighs)
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(Both screaming)
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Okay, fine. Not a mermaid. My bad.
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(Shrill screaming)
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- I can't waste time with dweebs.
- (Ethan groaning)
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I've got songs of pain
to bring to everyone.
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- Help me out here.
- Okay.
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Definitely not a mermaid.
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Your eyes are fine, your ears are good.
You're gonna be fine.
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Okay, look, look, look.
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- Huh?
- It's quiet and dark in here.
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Like a sensory deprivation chamber.
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- What?
- Stay in until your ears stop ringing!
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Put this on. In you go.
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Good boy. That's it. That's a good boy.
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- It's dark in here.
- No, no, don't worry.
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I'll be right here if you need me.
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- Smells like shoes.
- Playing your video games!
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I got that new myth monster game!
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You bought Myth Monster Mayhem?
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- These monsters are so lame!
- Can't wait to play it.
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You know, in a Pixie vs.
Leprechaun cage match, everyone loses.
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I mean, look at this..
"The mythical Siren's song".
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"Blasts the brains of her opponents,
making them go berserk".
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Yeah, like that would ever happen.
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(Game noises)
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Dude! What if Serena is a Siren?
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We should analyze one of her songs
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and see if it has any supernatural
mojo coming off of it!
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Benny, I just had an idea!
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Maybe Serena is a Siren!
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Like from ancient Greece?
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We should analyze her song!
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No! That was my idea!
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Benny thought of it first!
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And I'm going to build the equipment!
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I have to get started on that equipment!
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Come on!
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Rory. This is what my name looks like.
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Rory.
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Will you grow up?
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This is serious.
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- Okay.
- Is that a tinfoil hat?
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Aluminum foil.
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To keep Serena's crazy
waves out of my brain.
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Duh.
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Ethan said earplugs are fine but
I'm not taking any chances.
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Where is Ethan?
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I ordered him to sit this one out.
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He needs to recover after
his showdown with Serena.
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Benny, is my hat tight enough?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, pal.
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Hey, guys.
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What are you doing here?
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You can't risk more
exposure to Serena's song.
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When we were eight and we went to see
Buzzy and the Big Bee Band, and I cried..
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(Chuckles) He cried?
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Did you let me face the music alone?
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Thank you. Brother.
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Earplugs, engage.
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- It was you that I knew.
- Good job, guys. Good job.
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But it hurts when I care.
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My red heart is blue, and
that just ain't fair.
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The heart that's in you.
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The ultrasonics are off the scale.
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What?
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There's definitely something going on here.
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Your heart is mostly meat!
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Yes, your heart is mostly meat..
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- Ethan!
- Oh.
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It's just biscotti.
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- Man, I hate this emo junk!
- What?
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- Benny: What?
- Rory: What?
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What's wrong with you?
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Thanks for listening.
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If Ethan's mom finds out
about this, I am so fired!
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(Ethan groans)
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Serena's voice is full of
paranormal acoustic energy.
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She's affecting people's brains.
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Rory?
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Okay, so this is Rory's
normal brainwave pattern.
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Pretty dead.
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I'm laid back, dude. Why stress?
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00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:43,109
Play a bit of classical music.
264
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,587
(Classical music playing)
Rory is nice and calm.
265
00:13:46,588 --> 00:13:50,236
But, as soon as I play even
a second of Serena's song..
266
00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:53,008
(Serena vocalizing)
267
00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:55,993
And Rory tries to bite his arm off.
268
00:13:55,994 --> 00:13:59,063
So Serena is a Siren. How do we stop her?
269
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:02,066
Well, according to Greek
Mythology, and Whata-pedia,
270
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,870
the sirens lost a singing
contest to the Muses
271
00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:07,939
and were destroyed by their own jealousy.
272
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:11,209
Too bad we don't know the Muses' Agent.
273
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:14,345
What if we become the Muses?
274
00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:17,882
We get into that talent show,
and when she turns on us,
275
00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,951
we use her own song against her.
276
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,152
How?
277
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,155
I mean, what if she likes her
own (Screams) "Yeah" voice?
278
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,076
Yeah.
279
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,093
But we could rig up a phase inverter
280
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:33,898
and send a negative image of her own
evil harmonics right back at her!
281
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:36,945
Yeah! The old evil-harmonic-
phase-inverter trick!
282
00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:37,794
Could work.
283
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:41,072
Yeah! We should totally invert her face.
284
00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:45,683
But how do we get on the show and
be good enough to make her jealous?
285
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:49,496
And we'd have to get really close for
the phase inverter to even work.
286
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,829
Simple. Music today is
all done on computers.
287
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,668
We just gotta figure out the
formula for the perfect song.
288
00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:56,867
Okay.
289
00:14:56,868 --> 00:15:00,771
Well, just in case you three don't
become the hottest boy band of all time,
290
00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:04,073
I'll go tell Erica we may need some
more kicks in our dance routine.
291
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,354
Good idea.
292
00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:12,749
Guys, we should totally drop
one of MC Monsterbat's tracks.
293
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,951
My beats make people feel good.
294
00:15:14,952 --> 00:15:18,340
We'd be called MC Monsterbat..
295
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:20,921
And the Muses.
296
00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:23,399
- No.
- Both: Muse-atronics!
297
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,537
Muse-atronics! Yeah!
298
00:15:25,538 --> 00:15:27,445
I agree.
299
00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:30,659
Okay. Our music is mathematically perfect,
300
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:36,014
our lyrics use only the most popular words
from hit songs of the last 10 years.
301
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:37,935
And..
302
00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:42,032
We are robo-tuuuuuunnned!
303
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,513
MC Monsterbat in the house!
304
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,343
One, three, five, seven!
305
00:15:50,942 --> 00:15:53,009
You! Me! Never and always!
306
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,045
Baby! Maybe together!
307
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,113
- Love, kiss hurt, pain.
- Thank you.
308
00:15:57,114 --> 00:15:59,182
Stay-go, sun, rain..
309
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,103
Stop!
310
00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,019
That was terrible.
311
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,220
No, truly.
312
00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:06,346
Now, I can either ask you to leave,
313
00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:10,357
or I can give you the last
slot in the show and..
314
00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:13,178
Then I can leave.
315
00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:15,198
So, congratulations.
316
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,967
(Laughs)
317
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,234
All: Muse-atronics!
318
00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:23,575
Hey, Mr. Stern, are you ready
for a dance explosion?
319
00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:28,911
No! I'm ready to have a hot cup
of tea and my ears flushed.
320
00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,697
Goodbye.
321
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,783
(Hisses)
322
00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:32,949
Erica!
323
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,750
No!
324
00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:39,922
So, we're just gonna hang
around backstage like losers?
325
00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:41,026
We're here to help.
326
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:43,569
When Serena hits the stage,
things are going to get crazy.
327
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,230
If she opens her mouth again,
things will get crazy.
328
00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:48,498
You're really mad.
329
00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:50,466
Yeah, well?
330
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,998
Rory is just so talented.
331
00:16:52,999 --> 00:16:55,349
He can't stick with a single
hobby for more than a week
332
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,866
because it doesn't challenge him any more.
333
00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:01,377
Recently, he's very into
volunteering at petting zoos.
334
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:03,312
That's great stuff, Vivian.
335
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,315
He really likes the smaller animals.
336
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,417
I bet you he's going to be
a vet when he grows up.
337
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,178
(Crowd applauding)
338
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,150
Good evening.
339
00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:20,051
Good evening and welcome to the 15th
annual Whitechapel High talent show.
340
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:25,201
If you could keep your applause to a
minimum, we'll get out of here in no time.
341
00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:26,518
Okay.
342
00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:29,430
Our students will now display
a variety of skills,
343
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:32,275
none of which will land
them jobs in the future.
344
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,057
Thanks for helping with my hair.
345
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,011
I can't really use a mirror.
346
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,446
Any time, champ.
347
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,748
Hey, Rory, your mom's here.
348
00:17:39,749 --> 00:17:40,866
Right next to your Grandmother.
349
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:41,899
Oh, that's not good.
350
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,419
Yeah, I'm worried about my Grandma, too.
351
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:46,355
No, you don't understand.
I'm worried about everyone else.
352
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,158
My mom can really throw 'em.
353
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:51,260
Will your Grandma back us up
when the magic starts flying?
354
00:17:51,261 --> 00:17:55,298
No chance. As soon as that music starts
playing, that hearing aid is going off.
355
00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,200
She hates anything without
an accordion in it.
356
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,961
(Crowd applauding)
357
00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:05,631
Thank you, Marty. Now, if you could
disappear, that would be great.
358
00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:07,886
- Before we get to our show stopper..
- Hi, mom!
359
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:12,816
Here is an act that can
only be described as..
360
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,049
.. Next.
361
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,252
(Noise dies out)
362
00:18:16,253 --> 00:18:17,566
Muse-atronic.
363
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:20,447
All: Muse-atronics!
364
00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:23,468
Hit it, Benny!
365
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:25,923
You! Me! Never and always!
366
00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:28,197
Baby! Maybe together!
367
00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:31,479
Hey, I heard about your
little dance implosion.
368
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,434
Whoops.
369
00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:34,716
(Hissing)
370
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,012
Ignore her.
371
00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:39,151
She'll be toast in a few minutes.
372
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,378
There's a thing after dinner
that ya waitin' for..
373
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,529
The flava gets your feet
tappin' on that floor..
374
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,841
You never wanna finish all
your brussel sprouts..
375
00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:48,204
But the treat that's coming,
makes you scream and shout!
376
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,260
Uh! Uh! Gotta get that cake!
377
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,392
Yeah! Yeah! Gotta eat that cake!
378
00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:54,460
Yeah! Pop and lock, honey!
379
00:18:54,461 --> 00:18:56,882
Come on now, who wants some cake?
380
00:18:56,883 --> 00:19:01,011
I want some cake!
381
00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,272
These people are mine!
382
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,107
Okay, well, she's mad.
383
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,375
I guess we got that right.
384
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:14,396
(Vocalizing)
385
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:16,557
Earplugs!
386
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:22,352
Stop it! These people need to feel my pain!
387
00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:24,993
And so do you!
388
00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:27,529
(Vocalizing)
389
00:19:29,159 --> 00:19:30,959
Ow!
390
00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,657
(Growls)
391
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,401
Erica, stop!
392
00:19:38,402 --> 00:19:40,937
The dark is inside..
393
00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:44,576
I drag you into..
394
00:19:44,577 --> 00:19:46,309
- Benny!
- The dark.
395
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,590
(Screaming)
396
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,704
I got her! You deal with Serena!
397
00:19:51,705 --> 00:19:54,117
The da-da-dark..
398
00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:57,601
The da-da-dark..
399
00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:59,927
The da-da-dark..
400
00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:02,158
The da-da-dark..
401
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:06,481
The da-da-dark..
402
00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:10,702
The da-da-dark..
403
00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:13,403
Ethan! Hurry up!
404
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:16,016
The da-da-dark..
405
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,074
- The da-da-dark..
- Ow!
406
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,342
Ethan, do it now!
407
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,144
- I got it.
- That's it!
408
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:24,381
Here's a real magic show!
409
00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:25,868
Yeah, Marty!
410
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,318
The da-da-dark..
411
00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:31,988
The da-da-dark..
412
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:34,569
(Pained scream)
413
00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:37,505
(Screaming)
414
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,369
You can't keep me quiet!
415
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,272
Sorry? What was that?
416
00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:51,913
(Drowned scream)
417
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:05,988
(All gasping)
418
00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:07,317
That was intense.
419
00:21:07,318 --> 00:21:11,294
Well, guys, I think we just
recorded our first number one!
420
00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:13,815
- Yes!
- Woo!
421
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,807
(All applauding)
422
00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:26,836
Very interesting act, boys.
Very interesting.
423
00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:27,733
Take a bow.
424
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:30,254
Muse-atronics!
425
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,990
Ethan: I think that's the
last we'll hear from Serena.
426
00:21:40,991 --> 00:21:43,591
And MC Monsterbat.
427
00:21:43,592 --> 00:21:46,329
Rory: (On pa) Yeah, buddy!
Whitechapel High, this ain't no lie!
428
00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:49,068
Monsterbat morning meltdown,
don't even ask why!
429
00:21:49,069 --> 00:21:50,704
Chi-chi.
430
00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:53,302
Intramural volleyball begins at 4:00 today.
431
00:21:53,303 --> 00:21:56,072
You can pick up your team vests at lunch,
432
00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:58,307
but don't use them as bibs!
I'm just kidding!
433
00:21:58,308 --> 00:22:00,042
- See you later.
- You can use them for bibs.
434
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:03,163
Let's go for a bite.
435
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:09,067
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