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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Mr. G: Our young Prince Ho-tep
died at the tender age of 18 but,
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the ancient Egyptians viewed death as
merely a journey into another world.
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Um, what's with the ancient supper ware?
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Oh, you know the expression,
"you can't take it with you"?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, uh, they didn't. Yup.
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Anyways, uh, this gift-wrapped
fellow here was, uh,
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arranged to marry a Pharaoh's daughter.
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But when he refused because
he wasn't in love with her,
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the Pharaoh had him executed.
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I bet she had one killer uni brow.
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(Giggles)
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Ah!
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According to these
hieroglyphics, he vowed to
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never enter the afterlife
without his true love.
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Ewe.
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It's either that or these
are cleaning instructions.
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Can I make a mummy for extra credit?
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Ooh, that wouldn't be encouraged.
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Yes! That was not a no!
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Anyways, guys, that is the end of the tour.
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But, uh, you know, feel free to
stay around as long as you like.
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Or you could leave,
because that's okay too.
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(Sighs) He actually chose death
over a life without love.
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That's so romantic.
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It probably got less romantic
when they bottled up his organs.
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And if I'm lucky, one of these
jars will have pancreas.
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I used all my Grandma's
ancient pancreas in a potion.
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I have to top it up before she finds out.
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Gross. What was it for?
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Oh, Benny.
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You look so good with that beard.
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Wizard stuff.
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You wouldn't understand. Cover me!
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Okay, but just make it quick.
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Sarah: You guys are asking for trouble!
I don't want any part of this.
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Benny, maybe she's right.
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It is stealing.
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So? The museum stole it first.
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You think they asked raggedy
Andy here to raid his tomb?
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Didn't think so.
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Hurry up.
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Ugh.
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(Coughs)
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Oh, that's hideous.
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(Coughs)
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(Wheezes loudly)
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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What you get is what you see.
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No more "maybe it's Maybelline".
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She can give you
everything you need.
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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What is the big deal?
We collect weird stuff all the time.
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Yeah, when we're fighting monsters.
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This time getting groceries.
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Oh come on, it's nothing like that.
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Okay, so it is.
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But it's okay. Everything worked out fine.
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(Growls)
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(Screaming)
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(Growls) (Screaming)
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(Growls)
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(Screaming meekly)
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(Mummy coughs)
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Okay, this is just getting pathetic.
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That last one was just a pity scream.
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Sarah: What do we do?
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Here, mummy, mummy.
This is what you want, isn't it?
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Good mummy. Go get it. Yeah.
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Problem solved.
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Benny, we have to get this
thing back to the museum.
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Uh, Sarah could fly him back in seconds!
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Sounds fun!
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Or I could go to class and let
you clean up your own mess.
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What? There's a monster on the loose
and you're not gonna help us?
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Monster?
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Ooh, the mummy's attacking me.
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I'm so scared. Have fun.
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Great. What do we do now?
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I don't know.
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Get its pancreas back to the museum
and let the mummy follow it back?
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Right. That should work.
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Actually.
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- Hey, Ethan.
- Hey.
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Heard you were having mummy issues.
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Hang in there.
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(Sighs)
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Okay, for the record, I
would've never let Benny play
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organ donor if I'd have
known the mummy was cursed.
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The words "mummy" and
"curse" always go together!
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Have you ever heard of "mummy parade"?
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Or "mummy rodeo"?
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That's true.
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Though mummy rodeo does sound pretty fun.
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But we've got it all under control.
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Don't worry. (Cell phone ringing)
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Benny, what's up?
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The mummy is missing!
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I've gotta take this call.
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- What?
- (Sighs)
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Maybe he just..
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You know, limped home.
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No, but it also ate my Grandma's
freaky bio-leftovers!
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So, it has a weird diet. Who cares?
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Well, I checked to see if any of them
could regenerate a mummy's body..
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- Could one of them do that?
- Try 10!
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Dude, we have a fully fleshed-out
mummy walking around!
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Where would it go?
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What am I, the mummy whisperer?
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Pardon me, I came from the museum.
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I wanted to return this to you.
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Oh, thanks!
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How did you know it was mine?
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The gems. They sparkle like your eyes.
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Ethan: I think I just found him.
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- Bennie: Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, it's him.
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How can you tell?
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Because he's got the mummy
version of a toilet paper tail.
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I can't believe he stole my clothes!
Who does that?
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You stole the guy's pancreas!
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It's not like he was using it!
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- Who's the new guy?
- (Gasps)
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Cute.
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Oh, I guess, if you're into
older, charming, handsome guys.
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Sarah is. She's flirting up a storm.
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Flirting?
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You think?
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Wow, guys are so oblivious.
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Oh, maybe he's just, you know,
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helping her with her Egypt homework.
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Dude, he's the mummy.
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I..
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We kind of gave him a makeover.
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Really?
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Can you make over another one for me?
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I don't see why not.
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Guys, we have to warn Sarah.
This guy is clearly too old for her.
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Oh, come on. What's the rush?
She's finally found a guy that she likes.
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If you tell her now, she'll just pull
a Sarah and get all freaked out.
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No! I have to put a stop to this!
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For Sarah's safety, guys.
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(Giggling)
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No..
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Hey, Sarah.
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Who's your friend?
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My name is Hottie Ho-tep.
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It's Egyptian.
I call him "hottie" for short.
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He's so romantic.
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She is the light of a morning sun
that wakes my heart to life.
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Oh, come on!
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I mean, over here..
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Because we need to talk.
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Okay, captain awkward. What's up?
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Well..
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This better not be about
your stupid mummy again!
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I guess it can wait.
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(Laughs)
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(Scoffs)
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Guy's alive one day and already
he's getting more ladies than you.
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This is by far the worst
monster we have ever faced.
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We have been summoned back to Earth!
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Yes.
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Our tomb is a lot more
spacious than I recall.
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Hottie Ho-tep has escaped!
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We must capture him at once!
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And punish those who dared free him.
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Me? I didn't steal the mummy!
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I didn't! It wasn't me, I swear!
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Relax, Rory. It's just a locker search.
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We're only doing it because
we were at the museum today.
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That and you have soiled rags
hanging from your locker.
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Oh, these? I brought them from home.
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Let's see. Oh, I have a squirrel..
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A pigeon..
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- And a cat!
- (Meows)
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Oops!
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This one's not ready yet.
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Well, Rory, you get an "A" for effort,
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but an "F" for freaking me out.
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Yeah, it must get boring
working in a museum all day.
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Yes.
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But I would gladly cross the world
over again to be next to you.
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Can I see you tonight?
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Okay!
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Oh, but I might have to babysit.
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Sit? On a baby?
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That's most strange.
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But no matter, if we may do it together.
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You and I shall outshine the stars.
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(Sighs)
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- Oh!
- Hey, guys.
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- Hey!
- Hottie is so sweet!
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We're really hitting it off.
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Really? I didn't notice.
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I'm just afraid to tell him I'm a Vampire.
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I mean, who wants to date
some freaky undead creature?
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(Snickers) You know, I think
he'd be cool with that.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Thanks, Benny!
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(Groans)
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Okay, we need to get Prince pyramid back to
the museum before Sarah gets too attached.
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Hmm?
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For her sake!
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You mean for your sake.
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- You gonna help me or not?
- Okay, okay.
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I found this mummifying/de-mummifying
spell, but I have to test it.
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For all I know, it could
turn him into someone's Mom.
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Where are we going to find
another mummy to test it on?
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Rory: Check it out! Can I mummy or what?
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Hey, Rory.
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Rory: Careful, you'll hurt him!
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Okay, I'm no veterinarian, but I'm
pretty sure he can't feel a thing.
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Nuh-uh!
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A mummy's spirit, or "Ka,"
is connected to its body.
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Mr. Kitty feels all.
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What? I did my homework.
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Watch out.
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This Kitty Ka is about to make a comeback.
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Osiris..
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Mortus..
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Resurrecti!
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(Meows)
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Mr. Kitty, you're back!
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- Now time for repackaging.
- (Meows)
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I forgot. Alive kitties can do that.
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(Both grunt)
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(Door opens)
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Hey!
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What's he doing here?
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Your Mom said I could bring him.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're chasing Mr. Kitty!
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And, you know, other cool stuff.
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Sarah, can I talk to you for a sec?
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I don't think you should be
hanging with hottie so much.
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What? Are you like my guidance
counselor or something?
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Just trust me.
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You never know when his
past might catch up to him.
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We have found you at last!
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You may have vowed never to join
the underworld without a bride,
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but you may not join the living.
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You sure you got the right house?
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The eternal guards of the Pharaoh.
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They have sworn to ensure that I
serve my sentence for eternity.
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Otherwise, what is the point
in executing someone?
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It's time for a new line of work. (Hisses)
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Fear not, Sarah.
I shall deal with these vermin.
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The Crook of Osiris!
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I sensed it might come
in useful in my travel.
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A'nen spi!
259
00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:17,456
Nice moves.
260
00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:20,693
I was totally about to do all that!
261
00:13:20,694 --> 00:13:24,430
Our victory is short-lived.
But the guards, they'll live again.
262
00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:26,498
I've merely returned them to their tombs.
263
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:31,599
But they will not rest
until I've returned home.
264
00:13:34,407 --> 00:13:37,164
So, you're the mummy?
265
00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:39,311
We tried to tell you.
266
00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:41,714
You knew about this?
267
00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:43,232
(Snarls)
268
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:45,624
I wanted to tell you, but..
269
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,420
I feared my being an undead
creature might frighten you away.
270
00:13:49,421 --> 00:13:52,522
I see now you have secrets of your own.
271
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:54,460
No, don't.
272
00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:56,801
They're beautiful.
273
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,409
(Mr. Kitty meows)
274
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,570
(Purring)
275
00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:02,501
- (Exhales sharply)
- What's wrong?
276
00:14:02,502 --> 00:14:04,403
Are you allergic or something?
277
00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:07,148
Cats are the guardians of the afterlife!
278
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,132
This one speaks to me.
279
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,543
Is it nap time?
280
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:14,400
In a manner of speaking.
281
00:14:14,401 --> 00:14:18,350
My apologies for bringing
this trouble to your house.
282
00:14:18,351 --> 00:14:21,487
- I must go.
- Wait, hottie!
283
00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:22,588
Where are you going?
284
00:14:22,589 --> 00:14:25,491
I have angered the Gods
by remaining on Earth.
285
00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:28,327
It is time I departed
this world for the next.
286
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:31,630
But we were just getting
to know each other.
287
00:14:31,631 --> 00:14:34,151
Sarah, these..
288
00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,431
Large children you sit on..
289
00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:40,334
May have stolen my pancreas..
290
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:43,995
But you have stolen my heart.
291
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:49,548
Might we meet again, so that we
may seal our fate in the stars?
292
00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:51,829
Of course.
293
00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,819
Here, Mr. Kitty-Kitty-Kitty!
294
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,814
(Meows)
295
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:03,595
Hey, guys. Did I miss anything?
296
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:06,090
Can you believe that guy?
297
00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:08,467
"Seal our fate in the stars". Really?
298
00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:11,233
I know, right? Sarah totally ate it up!
299
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:15,872
Yeah, well, I bet he stole it from some
corny, old Egyptian pop song or something!
300
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,750
Oh, dude let it go, Look..
301
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:22,481
Rotting Romeo's going back to ragsville,
and for once we don't have to do anything.
302
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:25,139
Yeah, you're right.
303
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,519
Well, I promise, from now
on, he's out of my mind.
304
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,917
Oh, thank goodness!
305
00:15:29,918 --> 00:15:33,425
- Ha, I got him!
- Oh, for goodness' sake! What?
306
00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:36,628
That "fate in the stars" line!
He did steal it!
307
00:15:36,629 --> 00:15:40,082
- I'm so telling Sarah.
- Ancient Egypt had pop songs?
308
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:43,635
Well, not quite. It's from some ritual.
309
00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:47,473
Uh-oh. Looks like it means he's
taking Sarah to the underworld!
310
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:51,254
That club on Main Street? Lame.
311
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:55,261
The other underworld.
312
00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:59,488
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
What did I do?
313
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:01,289
Ah!
314
00:16:01,558 --> 00:16:03,392
Oh, yeah, that.
315
00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,907
What did you do with all the pancreas?
316
00:16:05,908 --> 00:16:08,296
How am I supposed to
make my special lasagna?
317
00:16:08,297 --> 00:16:09,785
I was just..
318
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,122
Wait, lasagna?
319
00:16:11,123 --> 00:16:13,632
- Speak!
- Okay, okay!
320
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,405
This all started when I
wanted to grow a beard..
321
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:18,374
And now Sarah's dating a mummy.
322
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,093
Poor girl.
323
00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:21,583
I dated a mummy once.
324
00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:23,877
One minute they're romancing,
and the next minute
325
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:26,448
they're dragging you
down to the underworld.
326
00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:28,450
Great kisser, though.
327
00:16:28,451 --> 00:16:30,911
Ewe, Grandma!
328
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,816
Anyway, Sarah can't really
die, so she's in the clear.
329
00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:37,158
Dying's not the problem.
330
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:40,001
He'll offer her his sacred
tea, and next minute
331
00:16:40,002 --> 00:16:44,433
she'll be sucked down a
portal into the underworld.
332
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,954
Good to know.
333
00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:53,509
Hey, dude.
334
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,390
We have a problem!
335
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,912
You look beautiful.
336
00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:05,797
You're not too bad yourself.
Not a lot of guys can pull off eyeliner.
337
00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:08,660
It was more fashionable
a few millennia ago.
338
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,428
Speaking of millennia, I was wondering.
339
00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:15,931
How much further do you see
this relationship going?
340
00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:20,843
Sarah, I just wanted my last
drink on Earth to be with you.
341
00:17:20,844 --> 00:17:21,883
(Sighs)
342
00:17:21,884 --> 00:17:23,584
Oh, okay, good.
343
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:27,311
Then Anubis, the God of death, will
pull our souls into the underworld.
344
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,546
Yeah, about that.
345
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,987
I think we're moving a little too fast.
346
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:37,138
Make sure we're not disturbed.
347
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,326
(Both gasping)
348
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:47,084
- Thanks for the lift, Rory.
- Oh, I think I'm gonna be Rory-sick.
349
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:48,633
Halt!
350
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:52,081
None may disrupt Hottie Ho-tep's
journey to the underworld!
351
00:17:52,082 --> 00:17:55,080
Especially Sarah's male friend
who cannot take a hint!
352
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:57,208
- What?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
353
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,545
First you're trying to take him out,
and now you're chaperoning his date?
354
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,900
What gives?
355
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:05,046
It is our duty to make sure
he returns to the underworld.
356
00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:07,451
He is doing so.
357
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:09,559
I'll handle this.
358
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,659
(Mr. Kitty meows)
359
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,811
Mr. Kitty! (Gasps)
360
00:18:12,812 --> 00:18:16,013
Rory! Now's not the time!
361
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:18,118
- Rory: There you are, Mr. Kitty!
- (Mr. Kitty hisses)
362
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,369
I'm just not ready for
this type of commitment!
363
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:23,949
And the whole after world
thing is a little freaky.
364
00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,102
Sarah, you have nothing to fear.
365
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:31,307
If your heart is free of sin,
you will get into paradise.
366
00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:33,243
Yeah, this isn't gonna work out.
367
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,311
Very well.
368
00:18:35,312 --> 00:18:40,172
I have no choice but to
accept your decision.
369
00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:44,287
- Ow! Mr. Kitty! Stop it!
- (Meowing angrily)
370
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:46,448
Come on!
371
00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:49,765
- You got a spell for this?
- Like what?
372
00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:54,332
- I don't know, do something!
- How about running? Running is something!
373
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,167
Wait! What is that?
374
00:18:56,168 --> 00:19:02,068
It is as though two stars have
fallen from the heavens and are..
375
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,922
Well..
376
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,753
We showed them.
377
00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:17,906
Now it is your turn.
378
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:22,736
Please. If you care for me, you will drink.
379
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,703
Sarah, no!
380
00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:27,346
Seriously, guys?
381
00:19:27,347 --> 00:19:32,236
Sarah, if you drink that death juice,
it's a one-way ticket to the underworld!
382
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,005
Hottie, is that true?
383
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:38,825
My Sarah. Earthly life
is but a fleeting dream.
384
00:19:38,826 --> 00:19:41,245
A new life awaits.
385
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:44,886
Save it for the afterlife. We're done.
386
00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:49,927
I will not let you just
walk away from destiny.
387
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,023
Hottie, you're cute.
388
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,225
But you're not gonna stay
cute if you don't let me go!
389
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,227
(Hisses)
390
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,028
Ha!
391
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,698
Time to man up!
392
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,525
Ewe, bugs! Bugs, bugs!
393
00:20:10,656 --> 00:20:12,693
(Groans)
394
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:16,174
Sarah, we all have to go..
395
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:18,249
Eventually.
396
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,710
Anubis-resut!
397
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,256
Why do all hot guys have to be such jerks?
398
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,553
Headgear! This yours?
399
00:20:27,554 --> 00:20:29,954
No, don't..
400
00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:35,166
Cool, it's like a voodoo doll in a jar!
401
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,134
Sarah, please!
402
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,003
You're breaking my heart!
403
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,272
I'd say "see you in the next life,"
404
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,873
but that's not gonna happen.
405
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,442
That was a harsh breakup.
406
00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:57,550
(Sighs)
407
00:20:57,551 --> 00:21:00,257
Hey, Rory. Is that your cat?
408
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:03,182
Yeah. He's not as playful as he used to be.
409
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:07,731
But I decided it was for the best
after he kept clawing my eyes out.
410
00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:11,184
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
you deserve an "A" in that class.
411
00:21:11,185 --> 00:21:13,765
Really? Thanks!
412
00:21:14,243 --> 00:21:18,383
Let's go catch some birds, Mr. Cat.
413
00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:23,518
Hey, thanks for helping
me with my boy troubles.
414
00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:25,917
I can't even believe I
almost fell for that guy.
415
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:29,758
I can't really blame you.
That guy was a romantic superstar.
416
00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:35,108
- So I'm told.
- If anyone's the romantic, it's you.
417
00:21:35,109 --> 00:21:37,410
I guess I have my moments.
418
00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:41,081
As for me, I'm done with
romance for a long time.
419
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,350
It's way better to have friends.
420
00:21:43,351 --> 00:21:46,954
Yeah, yeah, I couldn't agree more.
421
00:21:46,955 --> 00:21:49,055
See ya.
422
00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:59,890
Guess I don't need this poem about how
your eyes shine like light-sabers.
423
00:21:59,891 --> 00:22:01,991
(Sniffs)
424
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:14,188
She's the girl next door.
425
00:22:14,189 --> 00:22:17,224
Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
426
00:22:17,225 --> 00:22:20,764
She's the girl next door.
427
00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:23,227
Just for me.
428
00:22:23,228 --> 00:22:29,128
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