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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Woman on TV: The shark truly
is nature's underwater chainsaw.
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(All exclaiming) That was sick!
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That was disgusting.
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- What?
- And so boring.
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I thought this was a pool party.
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Come on! Last one in's a rotten egg!
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Tad? Are you coming?
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Cool. Um.. I.. I.. I..
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I'm making nachos.
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Rows of razor-sharp
teeth make the shark..
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(Splashing)
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I knew you'd change your mind.
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(Splashing)
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Tad. You can't scare me.
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Sharks don't live in pools.
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Let's see a shark eat this many nachos!
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Am I right?
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Seriously, Tad, cut it out.
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If you find carnivorous
terror machines..
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Hey, Heather. You gotta
get in on these nachos.
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Heather?
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice, but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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What you get is what you see.
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No more "maybe it's Maybelline".
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She can give you
everything you need.
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice, but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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(Shower running) Ethan: I am so
clean, do you know what I mean?
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My friends are kind of
freaky. That doesn't bother me.
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(Water stops)
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Hey!
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What happened to the water?
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Hey?
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Dad?
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Dad!
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Nice look, guys!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Our shower cut out right
before we could rinse.
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Whole street lost water pressure.
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You were both in the
shower at the same time?
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Different showers, Rory. Different.
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Well, actually, I was in the middle
of this deep conditioning treatment.
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People aren't just born with hair
this thick and shiny, all right?
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Benny: Hey, 'sup, hottie?
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There is no one at this school
that's got it worse than us.
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Hey, baby freshmen, it's nap time!
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(Clearing throat)
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That was pathetic!
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- Wake up!
- Ok.
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Nice jacket.
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Nap time!
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Thanks. I picked it up
last night at dinner.
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Oh, relax, I didn't drain her!
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You're such a square.
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Excuse me, your highness.
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Can I please go to the bathroom?
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Sure. That's what the diaper's for.
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Huh?
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Hey, Derfnerders! Did
I say you could get up?
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One hundred jumping jacks!
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- Of course you can go.
- Oh, thank you!
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You could be a little easier on them.
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Arms higher!
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Please, our seniors
did it to us and one day
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these little Noobs will
abuse their freshmen.
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It's the circle of life.
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I just think you could be a little bit..
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(Farting)
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- Was that a..
- Shh! Yes, it was!
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I've been volunteering at the Blood Bank.
It's like an all-you-can-drink buffet.
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What? How much did you drink?
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I don't know, like, six pints?
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Six? Sarah!
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Anything more than a pint every
few days can make you nauseous and..
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(Farting) Girl: Disgusting!
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Wow! That one had some bass in it.
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"O-M-G," this is
so humiliating!
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(All exclaiming in disgust)
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What are you looking at?
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Nap time!
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Good babies!
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(Chuckles)
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Noodles.
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Cheap, easy noodles.
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Learning to boil noodles is good because
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some of you will be living alone..
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For a long time.
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Dude, this looks impossible!
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- I knew Home-Ec was a bad idea!
- Benny. Calm yourself.
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We just need water.
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See? We're gonna fail noodles!
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Sorry! It's an emergency!
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(Stomach gurgling) (Groaning)
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(Kate groaning)
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(Metal rattling)
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(Loud banging)
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(Kate screaming)
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Kate? Are you okay in there?
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Kate: Help me! Somebody
help me! (Loud clanging)
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Okay! I'll try and find a
nurse. Just hang in there, okay?
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(Kate whimpers) (Noises stop)
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(Water gurgling)
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(Cell phone chimes)
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Oh, as if.
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"J.J. Abrams was referential
without being reverential".
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If you're so worried about
failing noodles, you could help me.
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"He conjured nostalgia without
being constrained by it, Derfnerder".
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Whoa!
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Benny, something moved down there.
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Dude, this is Home-Ec class.
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Food gets spilled
around here all the time.
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See? It's probably just a rat.
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(Both exclaiming)
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Gentlemen!
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Don't make me come over there.
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I am not as sweet as I used to be.
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Both: Sorry, Mrs. Oppenheimer.
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What the heck was that?
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Ethan: Wow.
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The pipes are wrecked.
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What kind of a school system is this?
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You'd think they'd have better plumbing.
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(Both exclaiming)
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I weep for the future of the human race.
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(Bell rings)
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Okay, what was that?
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And how did it make
that hole in the sink?
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And why won't Mrs. Oppenheimer
shave that one hair off her chin?
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Whatever it was, it wasn't friendly.
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I know. It just points right at
you, no matter where you stand.
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We have to find Sarah.
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In here. She didn't sound good.
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Kate? You okay?
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(Gasps)
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Um, I guess she went home. You
really don't want to go in there.
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It's the janitor's problem now.
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Oh! "O-M-G," you scared me!
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- Look, we need to talk.
- No, we need to talk.
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Benny, we're the same we. What is it?
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Something terrible just
happened to Kate in the bathroom.
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It's like something evil just..
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Came up through the pipes?
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I think whatever it was came to the
Home-Ec room looking for dessert.
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(Bell rings)
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I found this instead of Kate.
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We need to go where the pipes go.
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Come on.
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Benny: Maybe there's a reason
the basement's off-limits.
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(Loud clanging)
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(Gasps)
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Whatever it is must have hit
a power line or something.
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I don't like this.
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Okay, come on.
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Benny: Sure, dying young could be fun.
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Benny, Sarah, we'll just take a look.
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Benny: That's what they always say in
scary movies before they get eaten alive!
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(Clattering)
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That thing is nature's greatest klutz.
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- Hey, guys!
- (All gasping)
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What are you doing here?
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Looking for a snack. What else?
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We thought you were..
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That!
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Dah!
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(Creature growling)
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Was that an alligator?
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How was that an alligator?
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Benny: I mean, in Whitechapel?
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Uh, guys? Remember that locker
search a couple of months back?
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Goodbye super jock potion.
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Come on, Benny. I gotta go!
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Woman: (On P.A.) Attention, all students
must comply with the random locker search.
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Don't worry guys. I'll be back to
get you as soon as this raid's over.
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(Creatures chattering)
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Rory! You have to flush it!
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No, wait! (Flushing)
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Duh!
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You flushed live alligators?
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I didn't mean to!
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What? They obviously survived.
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- Where did you get them?
- Uh, Florida.
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I thought they were iguanas!
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When they called the
locker raid, I panicked.
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I thought they'd be safe in there.
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Yeah, because nothing says
"home" like a school toilet.
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Sarah: Yeah, it
definitely went this way.
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Uh, how do you know?
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Vampires have a really
good sense of smell.
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She's right. It was here.
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(Liquid sloshing)
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Ugh!
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Is this normal for an alligator?
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Ugh.
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It's grown a lot in four months.
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This is no normal alligator.
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The potion must have mutated them.
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Potion? What potion?
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The potion I dumped that
day was called Jock Star.
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It gives you the
combined athletic mojo of
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Sidney Crosby, Kobe Bryant,
and a circus dolphin.
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Ethan: A dolphin?
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What? Chicks dig dolphins.
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Sarah: I need new friends.
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I can't believe you were going
to take something like that!
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- I'm telling your Grandmother.
- No, no, no! Please don't tell her!
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- I'm telling her!
- Guys!
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Not now. We're trying
to find a huge alligator.
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(Alligator growling)
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Don't surprise it. They
don't like to be surprised.
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- Okay.
- Benny: I've got a bad feeling about this.
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We got it cornered. Let's go.
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What?
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Yeah okay, no, we
don't have it cornered!
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Sarah: Rory, get back!
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- Got you!
- Rory! What are you doing?
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No, let him do it! Or
else we'll have to do it!
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(In Australian accent) Guys! I
saw this on The Crocodile Hunter!
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Help me burrito this thing!
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Rory: Hold still, buddy!
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- I'll get his tail!
- Watch his teeth!
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Ethan: That's it, you got him!
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Benny: You're not so bad.
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- Get his head!
- Yeah!
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Stop with the flashlight, Benny!
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(All grunting)
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Yeah! Woo! Yes!
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Bring it in.
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- Humans 1, gator, 0.
- Zero!
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That's what happens when
you mess with thumbs!
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(Loud bang)
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I think we made our point.
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This is the gator that attacked Kate!
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How did it get through those pipes?
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Well, grown mice can flatten themselves
down to half an inch to get under doorways.
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It must have evolved.
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You evolved? Aw. Daddy's so proud!
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(Loud growling)
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Man on TV: A large,
scaly creature was spotted
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lurking outside a Hunter
Hills home two nights ago.
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Police warn if anyone
spots it.. (Door slams)
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Erica? What happened to you?
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You guys are the ones
with your finger on
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all that's weird around
here. You tell me.
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I was driving the
freshmen through the car
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wash in the back of my Dad's pickup..
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You drove them through a car wash?
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Well, after she made them all roll around
in manure someone had to hose them off.
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Right?
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And then something huge and scaly
jumped out of the pipes and attacked me!
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Hey, hey, is this a
dig on Sheila Botner?
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Because she's actually
a really nice girl who
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00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,814
just happens to have
a minor skin condition.
261
00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:08,527
No! It was some kind of
mutant alligator thing..
262
00:13:08,528 --> 00:13:10,224
And it came out biting!
263
00:13:10,225 --> 00:13:13,967
Now I know how my food
feels. And I don't like it.
264
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,222
Are the girls okay?
265
00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:18,805
They're fine. My new leather
jacket is trashed, though.
266
00:13:18,806 --> 00:13:21,699
Hey, guys, looks like
they found Thor's buddy.
267
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:25,407
This just in. The 250-pound
gator was captured in a local
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00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:28,882
pool after a close encounter
with a Mother and her toddler.
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The rampageous reptile
was heavily sedated
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00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:33,882
and sent to a local zoo for testing.
271
00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:37,577
Local officials say all city
pools are now considered safe
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00:13:37,578 --> 00:13:38,960
and gator-free.
273
00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:41,567
Well, that's both my little guys.
274
00:13:41,568 --> 00:13:43,153
It's all over.
275
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:45,033
Who wants pretzels?
276
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:46,908
That's not the one that attacked me.
277
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,866
The one that I saw was bigger than that.
278
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,858
That means Thor didn't have a buddy.
279
00:13:50,859 --> 00:13:52,776
He had a special lady.
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00:13:52,777 --> 00:13:56,258
They're breeding. And if Erica's
right, them babies ain't pretty.
281
00:13:56,259 --> 00:13:58,672
Yes! I'm a matchmaker!
282
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:01,590
We're talking about an
entirely different species.
283
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:06,395
One capable of incredible strength,
of growing to who knows what size.
284
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:07,908
The possibilities are endless.
285
00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:09,436
And thanks to the dork squad, they're
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00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:11,600
loose in our city sewer system!
287
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,541
(Cell phone ringing)
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00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,063
Erica, are you calling me?
289
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,550
No.
290
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:22,375
Oh, darn it! That swamp
thing must have taken
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00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:24,613
my new phone when it
tried to bite my arm off!
292
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,615
I just got that phone!
293
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:30,216
Let me guess, you got it while you
were trying to bite somebody else's arm?
294
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,389
Yeah. It's a 6G!
295
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:35,801
Erica, you need to stop stealing
from your dinner guests, okay?
296
00:14:35,802 --> 00:14:37,996
You're gonna draw too
much attention to yourself!
297
00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:40,948
Fine. Okay. They're just souvenirs.
298
00:14:40,949 --> 00:14:42,345
(Farting)
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00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:43,741
Did you hear something?
300
00:14:43,742 --> 00:14:45,542
No! Nobody did!
301
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:46,434
Nope, me neither.
302
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,125
(Cell phone chimes)
303
00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:50,024
Is the gator's stomach
calling you again?
304
00:14:50,025 --> 00:14:53,625
No, stomach-texting, actually.
305
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,893
But I just got an idea.
306
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:59,150
Okay, as long as Erica's phone is
still in the alligator's stomach..
307
00:14:59,151 --> 00:15:01,701
Then we call anyone who got eaten,
and find out where they were!
308
00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:06,047
That'll never work! The reception inside
an alligator would be like, one bar, max!
309
00:15:06,048 --> 00:15:08,930
That's just enough to track
the phone's GPS signal.
310
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:12,099
I can hack into the satellite and pinpoint
the exact location of the alligator.
311
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,020
And..
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00:15:16,151 --> 00:15:18,131
Voila!
313
00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:21,304
Oh, come on!
314
00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:22,615
No reactions?
315
00:15:22,616 --> 00:15:24,887
That was a lot harder than it looks.
316
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:27,473
Sarah: That thing's working its way
up into Hunter Hills mansion country.
317
00:15:27,474 --> 00:15:30,218
Mm, very high class. Lots of hot tubs.
318
00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:33,482
That was 126-bit encryption
I just hacked through!
319
00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:35,013
I thought it was awesome.
320
00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:36,319
Thank you, Benny!
321
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,620
Wait. Where was Heather last seen again?
322
00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:40,731
Tad McGillis' mansion.
323
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,137
That's it!
324
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:44,341
Where else would a
tropical sewer-dwelling
325
00:15:44,342 --> 00:15:47,518
lizard be able to make
it through the winter?
326
00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:50,401
Under a hot tub! That's
where the nest is!
327
00:15:50,402 --> 00:15:54,090
Isn't Tad having another party today?
328
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:56,572
A pool party.
329
00:15:56,573 --> 00:16:00,609
And the baby is heading right home.
Right back to Tad's! We have to warn them!
330
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:04,630
Hot girls in danger, here we come!
331
00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:09,304
Are the costumes really necessary?
332
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:12,702
What? We need to be prepared when
we get down and dirty with this croc.
333
00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:18,556
Hey, I refuse to enter a senior
party with them dressed like this.
334
00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,654
Hey. Dude.
335
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,658
- Great.
- What up?
336
00:16:22,659 --> 00:16:24,652
Dudes. Where's the party at?
337
00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:26,933
No? Well..
338
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,206
We're with the girls!
339
00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,187
Great.
340
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:34,461
Whatever. Let's go in the back way.
341
00:16:34,462 --> 00:16:37,462
(House music playing)
342
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:44,697
So many dining choices.
343
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:47,846
Kind of like picking your own
lobster at Captain Pinchy's.
344
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:49,368
(Farting)
345
00:16:49,369 --> 00:16:50,668
Hey.
346
00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:53,671
Oh! Ugh! What is that?
347
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:55,923
Ugh, it smells like a burning tire!
348
00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,386
I'm going to go to the bathroom!
349
00:16:57,387 --> 00:17:00,296
She's gassy. It's an overeating thing.
350
00:17:00,297 --> 00:17:04,077
I'm going to go find a snack.
351
00:17:04,468 --> 00:17:07,254
I think I'm in the mood for a blonde.
352
00:17:07,255 --> 00:17:08,886
"T-M-I".
353
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:12,360
Come on. Let's give
these seniors "J-E-I".
354
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,128
Just enough information?
355
00:17:14,129 --> 00:17:16,011
You know, to save themselves?
356
00:17:16,012 --> 00:17:20,392
- From the alligator..
- Just go do it!
357
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:26,910
(Feedback whining) Hey!
358
00:17:26,911 --> 00:17:30,505
Uh, hey, sorry about that. Um..
359
00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:33,410
There is a man-eating mutant alligator
headed right toward this house!
360
00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:34,387
(All laughing)
361
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,718
Girl: Yeah!
362
00:17:35,719 --> 00:17:37,630
Everyone get out of the water!
363
00:17:37,631 --> 00:17:38,894
(Feedback whining)
364
00:17:38,895 --> 00:17:40,433
Get!
365
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,191
Okay. I guess we're gonna have
to do it the old-fashioned way.
366
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:45,739
Run and call the police.
367
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,636
No.
368
00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:47,867
We wait for it to show itself,
369
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:51,514
then we give that mutant
gator some wicked indigestion.
370
00:17:51,515 --> 00:17:54,267
Good snacks at this party.
371
00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:56,571
Anyone got any more SPF 1,000?
372
00:17:56,572 --> 00:17:58,455
Not me, I'm all out.
373
00:17:58,456 --> 00:17:59,768
No?
374
00:17:59,769 --> 00:18:02,389
So, what's the dork squad up to now?
375
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:05,249
Well, the alligator should
come up right under the hot tub.
376
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,313
Then, all we have to do is get it to
come up through the grate and open wide.
377
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,610
Then in goes the liquid kaboom.
378
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:16,540
You know it's pathetic how
good you guys are at this stuff.
379
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:18,220
But your proportions are off.
380
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:20,410
You need more soda.
381
00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:21,934
Rory: She's right.
382
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,480
How did you know that?
383
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,673
Because before she was
a smoking-hot vampire,
384
00:18:25,674 --> 00:18:27,450
she was a mega nerd, remember?
385
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:28,618
(Hissing)
386
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:31,984
Remind anyone of that again
and you're toast, get it?
387
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,805
- Got it!
- Good.
388
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:40,090
Whoa, that thing's getting close.
389
00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:42,791
Who's the bait?
390
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:47,888
Okay, who's gonna be the bait, guys?
391
00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:50,955
All: Rock, paper,
scissors, lizard, Spock!
392
00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:52,655
- Darn it!
- Yes!
393
00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:54,913
See, I win because lizard poisons Spock.
394
00:18:54,914 --> 00:18:56,693
- Ergo, I'm the champion.
- Yeah, I don't care.
395
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:59,274
I don't care.
396
00:19:02,453 --> 00:19:05,753
Hello, my fellow tubbies.
397
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,490
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait!
398
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:10,759
I meant we all like hot tubs!
399
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,063
Oh, good, you got rid of them.
400
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,959
The less bodies at risk, the better.
401
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:19,100
Guys, it's right under us. (Beeping)
402
00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:21,133
Maybe we're doing this wrong.
403
00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:24,131
I mean what if the cell phone's
just drifting underneath and we..
404
00:19:24,132 --> 00:19:27,220
(Growling) (All exclaim)
405
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:29,441
(Growling)
406
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:31,910
- Now! Ethan, now!
- I'm not ready!
407
00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:33,622
Rory! Grab that hot-tub cover!
408
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:36,419
- Why?
- Just do it!
409
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,060
(Both screaming)
410
00:19:41,272 --> 00:19:43,493
I don't like this plan!
411
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,997
- Hurry up!
- Ready!
412
00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:48,218
(Growling)
413
00:19:48,768 --> 00:19:50,905
I forgot about the biting!
414
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:52,878
I'll do it.
415
00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:55,879
Eat science! (Hisses)
416
00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:58,497
Benny: Run!
417
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,357
Did we win?
418
00:20:10,387 --> 00:20:11,588
We're alive.
419
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:13,809
(Shudders)
420
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:17,256
I got my phone back!
421
00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:20,072
We kicked that alligator's..
422
00:20:20,073 --> 00:20:22,113
(Gasps)
423
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:26,049
We won't be seeing you later, alligator.
424
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,382
I just peed my swimsuit, can you tell?
425
00:20:28,383 --> 00:20:31,983
It's cool. Just go with it.
426
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:39,420
We took a vote and you nerds can stay!
427
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:41,941
- Yes!
- Yes!
428
00:20:42,348 --> 00:20:45,179
But you gotta tell your girlfriend
to stop polluting the bathroom..
429
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:48,167
Because it smells like
a dead skunk in there.
430
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:49,559
Ewe!
431
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,846
He thinks Sarah's my girlfriend!
432
00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,884
Benny: Yes!
433
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,092
Yeah.
434
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:56,893
Ow.
435
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:05,915
So, did you fix that
little problem you had?
436
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,439
Problem is solved. I'm
eating a lot less now.
437
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,988
- Mm-hum.
- No more blood buffets.
438
00:21:11,989 --> 00:21:14,149
Oh, boy.
439
00:21:25,526 --> 00:21:28,611
Wow. I can't unsee this.
440
00:21:28,612 --> 00:21:29,860
Pretty sweet boots, huh?
441
00:21:29,861 --> 00:21:31,022
I have alligator socks.
442
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,154
I'm wearing alligator under..
443
00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:36,087
Wah! Okay, normally, I have a
problem with wearing animal skins..
444
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:40,528
But since it was an evil mutant
toilet gator, I guess it's okay.
445
00:21:40,529 --> 00:21:45,360
Oh, sure, so they're allowed to
steal things from their victims?
446
00:21:45,361 --> 00:21:47,954
What a double standard.
447
00:21:47,955 --> 00:21:51,344
So, Fashionistas, everything's good..
448
00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:53,210
Except for one thing.
449
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:57,081
What are you going to do about that
gator locked in the supply closet?
450
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,202
- Uh..
- We gotta go.
451
00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:06,690
Subs created by: David Coleman.
452
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:14,516
She's the girl next door.
453
00:22:14,517 --> 00:22:17,578
Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
454
00:22:17,579 --> 00:22:20,987
She's the girl next door.
455
00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:25,086
Just for me.
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