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- I now sentence you to twelve years.
- Objection!
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I didn't kill Eric Bridges, I...
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What about Justin?
He wouldn't just leave me here to rot.
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I need to unlock here
before I can unlock her.
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Call it women's intuition,
but that bitch is all over this.
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- Oh, nice one.
- Yes!
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You need to tell me exactly
what is going on.
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Sync, corrected by icephoenix
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Dear Maurice, thank you for your postcard.
In answer to your query,
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yes, I have seen
Last Tango in Paris
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but not recently enough to recall
that particular scene
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you described in such vivid,
vivid detail.
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So what news?
My lawyer Tony is now back on the case
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and I'm all for second chances,
except with epilators.
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What a waste of 30 quid.
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He seems to believe
he's made a breakthrough.
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What money?
I don't know anything about any money.
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- Well, your colleagues will beg to differ.
- Which colleagues? Who?
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I couldn't see their faces but
one of them seemed to be suggesting
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you were a "lying slag"...
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Tony! My reputation at work was
second-to-none.
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Everyone respected me.
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There is not one person in there who
thought anything other...
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I bet it was Mary. Or Claire.
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Well, the lawyer instinct
in me is strong.
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- Could have been Sjilla.
- It tells me something fishy's happening there.
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Well, what about Henry? We could
get him to find out what's going on.
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No, we can't trust anybody!
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Except maybe family.
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Let's get Laura back in that office.
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Working from the inside.
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Henry, if you're not standing
in front of my desk in five seconds,
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I will be using your arsehole
as a pencil sharpener
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or your cock as a hole-punch.
Your choice.
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Yes.
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I caught this shady bitch snooping
around the office last night.
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And she ain't saying diddly squat so
you better tell me what's going on.
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Mary, what were you doing snooping
around the office last night?
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As I told Mrs Bridges 72 times,
I was doing some research
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for Secret Santa's bunny.
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That explains everything, right?
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If that's all, I've got an order of
cappuccino marble tiles to get off, so...
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Of course.
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Hello, is that the police?
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Yeah, I'd like to report a break-in.
Oh, yeah, I did.
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I got a really good look at her.
Yeah. 5'2'. Very late 40s.
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Shifty-looking rat eyes. Virgin.
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Looks like one of them witches
out of that kid's book The Witches.
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Oh, hang on, I'll just ask her.
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What were you doing breaking in
to the office, Mary?
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I think we should talk.
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- I'm still connected, Henry.
- Cheeseballs!
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Well, it's that time of year again,
officers.
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The annual prison choir sing-off.
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This year we've been drawn against
HMP Woolley Grange Prison.
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They have a reputation for
choral excellence
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and reforming some of the most
disgusting nonces
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and bum ticklers in the country.
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Which means we are going to
have to up our game.
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Can't have a repeat of last year,
can we, Frank?
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Oh, come on. Everyone loves
nine fat girls on a see-saw.
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So, Tim, I'd like you to conduct
the choir this year.
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- You're pulling my dong.
- Wow!
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I was not expecting this.
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Oh, ma'am, I'd be honoured.
I will not let you down.
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I would like, with your permission,
to refer to the choir
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as the glee club.
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You can call it what you like.
I don't give a monkey's armpit,
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as long as you bring home
the silver.
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Have you got what it takes to sing for
your prison against HMP Woolley Grange?!
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Ooh! Woolley Grange boys! Nigel!
Who's got a pen? Who's got a pen?!
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Give me the pen!
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I'm telling you, Helen,
this is our moment.
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It's like Martine McCutcheon said...
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Yeah, well, Martine McCutcheon was
also knocked down and killed
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in a Christmas special so...
you know,
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she's not exactly one to talk.
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Oh, but the Woolley Grange boys
are coming!
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- Nigel's back this year. Oh. My. God.
- Stop!
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I need to focus on getting
out of here, OK.
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Not some stupid,
silly singing competition.
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I'm stuck in prison for a crime
I didn't commit.
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There is no music in my world.
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But it's singing, Helen!
It's singing.
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Who doesn't enjoy a good
sing-song?
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This girl.
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Her performing days are over.
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Sure, she used to sing.
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She was once compared to a young
Michael Ball.
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But she's done with that razzmatazz.
And she's never...
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Never going baaaaaacccck!
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- Are you about to burst into song?
- No!
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Look, good luck with it all, Christine,
but singing's not for me.
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Me, me, me, me, me...
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- I-I-I-I... Honestly, I've no idea.
- Oh, come on.
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So, you're re-capping to me that my
late husband stole nearly
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?1 million from the lotto winnings
and now he's dead,
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the money's gone and you have
no idea where it is?
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It's true!
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Well, how about this for a bit
of brainwork,
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the woman who's behind bars
for killing my husband,
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who ran the bloody lotto,
might know a little summink about it,
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don't you think?
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Yes! That's what I said!
That bitch's paws are all over this.
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So... Sorry, just to re-recap,
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are you saying you're not going to
call the police?
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What I'm saying is,
if you should find the money,
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I want half of it!
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When you say half, do you mean half of half,
because we've already halved...
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I want a whole half.
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Anyway, I've got a little summink up
my sleeve that might just find
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this cash quicker than you two
festival turds have managed.
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I'm just gonna have to
pick my moment.
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Yeah, no. I'm in the flat. I just...
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We need to talk about Piccalilli.
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I think he's pregnant.
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How can you sit there
so calmly on the toilet?
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We can barely look after ourselves, how are
we going to support a family of baby dogs?
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We'll be fine.
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Justin, in case you hadn't noticed,
dog food doesn't grow on trees.
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And neither does pizza.
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Didn't you and Helen have
a joint account or something?
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It's, ehhh...
I've lost all the cards and stuff.
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Well, that's just another
reason to go and see her, then.
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- You have to tell her you're back.
- Trust me, OK? I've got a plan.
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Pizza, dog food and magazines...?
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Oh, and some of those little
sesame snap things.
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- OK. Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
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I got a bottle of Yop!
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- Your name, please?
- When's Nigel getting here?
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Not until the big day.
Er, what will you be singing for us?
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Dip it
by G Child Sovereign Princess.
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OK.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Dip your BLEEP in my
motherfucking BLEEP BLEEP!
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Dip your BLEEP in my
motherfucking BLEEP BLEEP!
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Dip it, dip it!
Lick it, lick it...
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Say you will, say you won't!
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Say you'll do what I don't!
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Say you're true, say to me...
Ha! Ha! C'est la vie...
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What are ya Loike?
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We'll meet again.
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Don't know where,
don't know when,
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but I know we'll meet again
some sunny day...
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I need some stimulation, baby.
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A little conversation, maybe.
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You got me spinning 'round
like crazy.
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So, so, so scandalous!
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When's Nigel getting here?
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Are you here to audition, Stephens?
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No, no, I'm just here to support
Christine.
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Well, maybe I will as I'm here.
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I think this CV sings for itself.
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I was compared to a young
Michael Ball.
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Come a little bit closer, baby.
Get it on, get it on.
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Cos tonight is the night
when two become one.
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I need some love like I never
needed love before.
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Wanna make love to ya, baby.
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I had a little love,
now I'm back for more.
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Wanna make love to ya, baby.
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Set your spirit free.
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It's the only way to be.
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Oooooooo, ohhhhhhh...
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Eeeeeeeeee!
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Helen, that audition is exactly
why I do this job.
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It's 1,000,000% yes from me.
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Is this the auditions?
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Yes, but I don't see any other name
on the list.
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Virna. I'm new.
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Have you got a piece of music?
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I'll do it wi' nae music.
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- A cappella?
- Nah, I've already eaten.
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I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
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When hope was high
and life worth living.
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I dreamed that love would never die.
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I dreamed that God would
be forgiving.
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I had a dream my life would be...
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THEY BREATHE HEAVILY
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So different from this hell
I'm living.
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So different now
from what it seemed.
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Now life has killed the dream
I dreamed.
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Virna, I knew from the minute
you walked out onto that stage
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we were going to hear
something extraordinary
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and I was right.
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What a load of tosh.
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- You're a little tiger, aren't you?
- I don't know 'bout that.
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You are.
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Yes! Come on! Get in!
You made the list too.
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Oh, my God!
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Tony? What are you doing here?
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Who's this?
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This? This is... This is...
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I'm Laura's...
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- Lodger.
- Lover.
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- Lodger.
- Love-ger?
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Pleased to meet you. Tony.
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Did you want something, Uncle Tony?
It's just we're unpacking our spoils.
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Yes, I did. I need you
to go to Entirely Tiles
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and get your job back.
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Helen needs someone working
on the inside.
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That was quite the performance
yesterday.
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Right enough.
I was always on the karaoke
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down in me dad's pub.
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Well, it's not a karaoke
competition but, er,
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let's see who they choose
to do lead vocals.
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We don't know what they're
looking for, I suppose.
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Singers.
They're looking for singers.
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Oh, I think they're after
the whole package.
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You're probably right.
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Shit!
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OK, let's get this
glee club started.
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Oh, what's a glee club?
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- It's like a choir.
- Why don't you just call it a choir, then?
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Why don't you just stop
shoplifting from Dixons?
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OK, ladies, we've only got a couple
of days to get this together
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but I have total faith in you that
you'll pull this one out the bag.
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But first we've got to nail the basics,
so we'll start with some scales,
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then we'll move onto the polyphonic
harmonies. All right, everyone!
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Give me a G!
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G!
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No, the note.
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Helen.
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Could you give us a scale?
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Do re mi fa sooooooo
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Laaaa ti dohoooohooo
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Hoooooooooo...
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OK. OK.
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Virna, could we hear your scale?
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Aye. I used tae sing scales
in church.
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Church-e-oke more like.
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Helen. He...
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Helen...
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Helen.
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Can you not?
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Wow! Well, I think we've found
our lead vocalist.
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Helen...
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I would like you to...
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understudy Virna.
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Congratulations, Virna,
you're our soloist!
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00:16:04,236 --> 00:16:06,398
OK, everyone,
let's work on our moves!
241
00:16:10,276 --> 00:16:12,155
And I haven't eaten in weeks,
242
00:16:12,156 --> 00:16:15,435
and neither has Piccalilli
and he is with child.
243
00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:17,635
So I really need this job back.
244
00:16:17,636 --> 00:16:20,378
If not for me, then for
the impending baby dogs.
245
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,485
- Course you can have your job back.
- Oh, thank you.
246
00:16:24,486 --> 00:16:26,965
Why are you looking so agog, Mary?
247
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:29,378
We could do with someone of Laura's
skills around here.
248
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,465
What are your skills again?
249
00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:35,635
Well, I've got a head for business
and a bod for sin.
250
00:16:35,636 --> 00:16:38,215
Well, you are re-hired.
Can you start now?
251
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,045
Yeah!
252
00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:42,805
Oh, just let me clean up here first.
253
00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:45,475
I think the baby dogs
are bearing down on his bladder.
254
00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:48,730
Oh, don't worry about that.
Mary will deal with it.
255
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,885
So how's that sister of yours
gettin' on?
256
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:56,075
I was finkin' I'd like to pay her
a little visit.
257
00:16:56,076 --> 00:17:01,571
Nigel! Nigel! Nigel! Nigel!
258
00:17:05,686 --> 00:17:07,695
Nigel!
259
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:11,545
You bitches are the reason I do this.
I love you all.
260
00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:18,005
We won UK Prisons Tug of War,
we won Best Float at the Lord Mayor's Show,
261
00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:21,005
and we then we took a gold at
the Prison Vegetable Awards
262
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,192
for the fourth year running.
263
00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:24,404
I don't know what it is about
Woolley Grange soil
264
00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:27,295
but it sure knows
how to treat a parsnip.
265
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,715
I see you've got Nigel again this year.
Machete-ing that bouncer
266
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,385
was the best thing that ever
happened to your choir.
267
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,585
Everyone loves Nigel.
268
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,585
But it's all about the choir today,
269
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:41,255
and our girls have
been in training for months.
270
00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:43,795
And I think there's one in
particular
271
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,015
who'll really stand out for us.
272
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:50,305
A little dicky bird told me
that Tony Blackburn is judging,
273
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,695
so who knows what could happen.
274
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:57,105
You know Blackburn displays 95% of
the characteristics of a sociopath?
275
00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:59,825
He's dangerously unpredictable.
276
00:17:59,826 --> 00:18:04,798
I suppose that means it's...
all for the taking.
277
00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:22,415
Laura.
Don't look at me. Act normal.
278
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,965
- How's it going?
- Oh, great.
279
00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:26,495
Day two and I've been made
Head of Adhesives!
280
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:30,105
But did you find out anything about
Mrs Bridges? Anything suspicious?
281
00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:34,745
Not yet, but I did give her
my visitor's pass to see Helen.
282
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,659
- What did you do that for?
- Cos she made me Head of Adhesives.
283
00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:42,121
- Give us a lift?
- Sorry, Laura, I've got to follow a lead.
284
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,835
The performance is this afternoon.
You can't drop out now.
285
00:19:25,836 --> 00:19:27,945
I can and I have.
286
00:19:27,946 --> 00:19:30,565
Virna seems to be happy to put up
with a lack of professionalism
287
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,445
but I'm not.
288
00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:35,552
Sorry for having standards.
So, y'know, not interested.
289
00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:38,323
- Unless...
- Unless what?
290
00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:42,385
Well, I don't even know why I'm
saying this
291
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:46,275
because I just want to concentrate
on my case and my solo stuff
292
00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:50,255
but, I dunno, if the lead vocal
was to become a duet
293
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,135
then maybe I might
consider coming...
294
00:19:57,846 --> 00:20:01,785
Virna, I think if we've learnt
one thing from Blue and Elton john,
295
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:04,175
it's that a duet is always more...
296
00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:08,445
If they want me to play Rosamund Pike's
mother they can stick it up their arseholes.
297
00:20:08,446 --> 00:20:11,255
To be honest, that bastard hasn't
offered me a decent role
298
00:20:11,256 --> 00:20:14,675
since I refused to suck it
at Chichester.
299
00:20:14,676 --> 00:20:17,305
OK, yeah. Ciao.
300
00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:19,175
Oh!
301
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,095
Christine... I...
302
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,915
There's a moose loose
aboot this hoose.
303
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:28,265
- Ah was, errr...
- We're not allowed phones in here.
304
00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:30,166
Or agents.
305
00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:34,835
Well, I'm as shocked as you,
Margaret.
306
00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:38,395
I mean, you'd think a professional
actor would know better.
307
00:20:38,396 --> 00:20:40,735
But I suppose what's important
right now
308
00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:42,845
is just to try and salvage
the show.
309
00:20:44,296 --> 00:20:46,947
If only there was some way
we could do that.
310
00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:53,485
If only someone could step up
to the plate.
311
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,645
Someone who had
understudied the songs
312
00:20:55,646 --> 00:20:58,058
- and was compared to a young Michael Crawford.
- Ball.
313
00:20:58,059 --> 00:21:02,295
Umm. Well, I mean,
I've understudied the songs
314
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:05,675
and I have been compared to
a young Michael Ball
315
00:21:05,676 --> 00:21:08,828
so I suppose I could do it.
316
00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:16,455
Well, girls, thank you for bringing
this embarrassing situation
317
00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:18,208
to my attention.
318
00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,756
And thank you for volunteering to help.
What a thoughtful offer.
319
00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:27,475
Although I think I might have
another solution.
320
00:21:27,476 --> 00:21:34,365
Tonight, I'm gonna have
myself a real good time.
321
00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:40,125
I feel alive.
322
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:47,535
And the world's turning inside out.
Yeah!
323
00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:52,405
I'm floating around in ecstasy.
324
00:21:52,406 --> 00:21:56,675
So, don't stop me now.
325
00:21:58,596 --> 00:22:02,065
Don't stop me now,
cos I'm having a good time.
326
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:06,795
I don't want to stop at all.
327
00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:09,655
Don't stop me, don't stop me,
don't stop me, hey, hey, hey.
328
00:22:09,656 --> 00:22:12,114
Don't stop me, don't stop me.
Hoo, hoo, hoo...
329
00:22:12,115 --> 00:22:15,465
Just so you know,
there is a lot riding on this.
330
00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:17,855
You already said, darling.
331
00:22:17,856 --> 00:22:19,875
Wooooooo...
332
00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:23,395
Don't stop me now.
We're having such a good time.
333
00:22:23,396 --> 00:22:26,205
I'm having a ball.
334
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:28,698
Don't stop me now.
If you wanna have a good time,
335
00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:31,455
just give me a call.
336
00:22:31,456 --> 00:22:33,895
Don't stop me now,
cos I'm having a good time.
337
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:37,215
Don't stop me now,
cos I'm having a good time.
338
00:22:37,216 --> 00:22:41,535
I don't want to stop at all.
339
00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:43,125
Don't stop me now.
340
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,495
Five, six, seven, eight.
341
00:22:56,386 --> 00:23:00,606
There's a fire starting in my heart.
342
00:23:00,607 --> 00:23:04,776
Reaching a fever pitch,
it's bringing me out the dark.
343
00:23:04,777 --> 00:23:09,926
Finally I can see you crystal clear.
344
00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:13,636
Go ahead and sell me out
and I'll lay your shit bare.
345
00:23:13,637 --> 00:23:18,836
See how I leave
with every piece of you.
346
00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:24,316
Don't underestimate
the things that I will do.
347
00:23:24,317 --> 00:23:27,646
There's a fire starting in my heart.
348
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:33,886
Reaching a fever pitch,
and it's bringing me out the dark.
349
00:23:33,887 --> 00:23:38,056
The scars of your love,
they leave me breathless.
350
00:23:38,057 --> 00:23:39,786
I can't help feeling
351
00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:45,086
we could have had it all.
Oooooooo!
352
00:23:45,087 --> 00:23:48,456
Rolling in the deep.
Rolling in the deep.
353
00:23:48,457 --> 00:23:53,846
You had my heart and soul
in your hand,
354
00:23:53,847 --> 00:23:58,256
But you played it,
you played it, you played it.
355
00:23:58,257 --> 00:24:02,526
You played it to the beat.
356
00:24:16,677 --> 00:24:18,226
Yes?
357
00:24:18,227 --> 00:24:20,846
It's Tony Norman,
Helen Stephens' lawyer.
358
00:24:20,847 --> 00:24:25,227
Can I come in? I want to ask you what you
know about the murder of Eric Bridges.
359
00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:28,698
I'm in the bath.
360
00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:34,166
What do you know about
the missing money?
361
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:37,501
I'm going to have to go in now.
Thank you. Bye now.
362
00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:49,066
This has been a difficult decision.
363
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:52,836
I mean, there is so much talent
it's criminal.
364
00:24:54,247 --> 00:24:56,586
But there can only be one
winning choir
365
00:24:56,587 --> 00:24:59,306
going through to the regionals.
And that is...
366
00:25:14,637 --> 00:25:16,176
Broadmarsh Women's Prison!
367
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:49,786
Dear Maurice, I've been in solitary
for ten days now,
368
00:25:49,787 --> 00:25:53,536
with only your letters and my new
moustache for solace.
369
00:25:53,537 --> 00:25:56,866
I always wondered how I'd cope with
this sort of sensory deprivation,
370
00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:59,116
and the answer is pretty good.
371
00:25:59,117 --> 00:26:01,620
Apart from the fact I got
the We Buy Any Car jingle
372
00:26:01,621 --> 00:26:03,336
stuck in my head on day two.
373
00:26:03,337 --> 00:26:05,956
People say you can start having
hallucinations in here,
374
00:26:05,957 --> 00:26:08,496
but luckily
I've not suffered from that yet.
375
00:26:08,497 --> 00:26:10,625
Isn't that right, Senorita Snailima?
376
00:26:16,837 --> 00:26:20,536
Better get plucking, Stephens.
You got a visitor.
377
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,198
You coming?
378
00:26:23,537 --> 00:26:25,574
Suit yourself.
379
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,886
Erm...
380
00:26:40,887 --> 00:26:43,299
Hello. How are you?
381
00:26:50,487 --> 00:26:54,666
You look well. Have you had
something done? Your hair or neck?
382
00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,256
Oh, God!
383
00:26:56,257 --> 00:27:01,316
Elaine, Mrs Bridges, I'm so sorry
about what happened to Eric,
384
00:27:01,317 --> 00:27:04,836
but I need you to know that
I didn't do it, I did not do it.
385
00:27:04,837 --> 00:27:09,336
I didn't do it. Did not do it.
386
00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:12,666
Do you know what I was doing
last night, Helen?
387
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:14,916
Homemade pizzas?
388
00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:17,396
I was celebrating.
389
00:27:17,397 --> 00:27:20,116
The hospice two doors down from us
390
00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:23,396
have been trying to raise money for
years to build an extension,
391
00:27:23,397 --> 00:27:28,086
accommodation for the family,
a little memorial fountain,
392
00:27:28,087 --> 00:27:30,006
that sort of fing.
393
00:27:30,007 --> 00:27:32,016
Yesterday, I received news
394
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:35,116
that the council had rejected
planning permission.
395
00:27:35,117 --> 00:27:39,236
My Eric, he'd have loved
to've seen that.
396
00:27:39,237 --> 00:27:43,696
He was doing everything in his power
to make sure that carbuncle
397
00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:46,406
did not block our view
of the golf course.
398
00:27:46,407 --> 00:27:51,426
But it is a bittersweet victory,
Helen,
399
00:27:51,427 --> 00:27:54,249
cos he ain't here to
celebrate with me.
400
00:27:55,407 --> 00:28:02,296
All right, but even knowing that,
I still didn't kill him.
401
00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:06,046
The thing is Helen,
when you tell me stuff,
402
00:28:06,047 --> 00:28:08,436
I don't know if I can believe you.
403
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:14,649
Especially since I found this
in my husband's office.
404
00:28:15,757 --> 00:28:17,536
What's that?
405
00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:20,780
It's a tiny little sex tape, Helen.
406
00:28:21,937 --> 00:28:25,786
it's 90 minutes of dirty talk and
what sounds like someone
407
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,596
trying to mend a squeaky gate.
408
00:28:28,597 --> 00:28:30,706
I think I can, I think I can.
409
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:34,646
I know I can, I know I can!
410
00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:37,176
That's not me, that's...
That's somebody else, that's...
411
00:28:37,177 --> 00:28:39,516
You should get that, Helen.
412
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:42,111
It could be
the Purbeck Marble people.
413
00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:46,249
Sync, corrected by icephoenix
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414
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,486
I think you have a little
explaining to do.
415
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:54,067
Now, where's my husband's money?
416
00:28:54,117 --> 00:28:58,667
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