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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, my neighbor died,
and he left me this cool couch.
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I thought it would be good
in the break room.
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Let me give you a hand.
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No, no, no.
I got it.
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Boy, you don't need anybody,
do you?
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You know, sometimes it's okay
to let someone help you.
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Yeah, I'll remember that.
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You've got some nodes
on your vocal cords.
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Nodes?!
What the hell are nodes?
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You wanted to see us, sir?
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Yeah, don't mind
the butcher here.
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I'm just having
my insurance physical.
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Afraid we got a killing spree
on our hands.
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The word "spree" makes
it sound fun, but it isn't.
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There's been a murder
on the last three
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Thursday night evening flights
from New York to I.A.,
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all in first class.
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Sounds like someone has it out
for rich people.
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When are rich people gonna get
a break?
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You two,
head over to l.A.X.,
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figure out
what the hell is going on.
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Meanwhile,
the plane's been grounded. Why?
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Got in late.
Didn't do its homework.
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We're on it, lieutenant.
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How's the pressure, doc?
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400/300.
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The yoga's really working.
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Welcome aboard.
May I see your boarding pass?
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3a. 3b.
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Enjoy your investigation.
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What do we got, scholls?
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The deceased's name is
George prickly...
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42, Caucasian, white, early 40s.
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Is this gonna take long?
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I have a meeting
in playa vista in 15 minutes.
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Wait, are we sure he's dead?
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Yes, the nerves are
the last thing to die,
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so the body may experience some
postmortem reflexive movement.
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If he were alive,
would I do this?
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Where's my warm cookie?
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Do we know how he died?
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I do.
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Is there anyone
from the flight crew
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we can talk to who might have
witnessed the murder?
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The first-class flight attendant
was on duty the entire time,
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a Vivian Tribeca.
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Oh, no.
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My ears are burning!
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Angie Tribeca,
as I live and breathe.
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Are you guys related?
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She's my second cousin
once removed.
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Why was she removed?
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Because she's really annoying.
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Hey, Vivian.
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And who is this extra-large
helping of banana man pie?
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Those flirtatious gestures are
making me really like her.
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So, Vivian, I forgot
that you work at air Jordan now.
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It does help me stay
out of trouble.
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What helps you stay
out of trouble?
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Well, I've got my police work.
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I like to go to the gym
as often as I can.
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Whatever you're doing,
it's working for you.
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Okay, Vivian, what can you
tell us about Mr. Prickly?
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Excuse my language,
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but he was a real bee
in my bonnet.
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"More this.
Less that."
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But I certainly didn't wish
any harm on him.
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Oh, I just feel woozy
thinking about it.
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Ohh.
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Let me help you.
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Vivian:
Thank you, sir.
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I don't know
what's wrong with me.
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Well, you've been through a very
traumatic situation, ma'am.
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It's brave of you
to even talk to us.
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Me? Brave?
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My goodness gracious
to bitsy Betsy,
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if you aren't
the most wonderful gentleman
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on god's great big blue marble.
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Vivian, we need you to focus up
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and answer some questions
about what happened.
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Take it easy, Tribeca.
She's been through a lot.
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Do you need a ride home, Vivian?
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Yes, I think taken to bed would
be in my best interest.
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I'm just so scared.
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Why don't I drive
your cousin home,
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and you finish up here?
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We're in the middle
of an investigation, geils.
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You don't need me.
You're fine on your own.
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Vivian: Oh, my word.
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My buttons seem
to have come undone.
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I can't believe that works.
It's so obvious.
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"Ooh, I'm so sweaty.
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My underwear
just went sliding off."
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Want to grab
a cup of coffee sometime?
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Did you come up with anything
from the passenger manifests?
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Two.
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There's 800 names
on the manifest.
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And how many
were on all three flights?
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40. And then we eliminated
the kids, the elderly,
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and members of the clergy.
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And how many did that leave?
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Two... Julia gaffney
and Gordon Manhattan.
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Why don't you interview gaffney?
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I'll take Manhattan with geils,
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if I can ever pry him
away from my cousin.
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Hi.
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Uh, two chicken and two carne
fish for my friend here.
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Wait a minute.
Are you jealous, Tribeca?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Don't sweat it, Tribeca.
There's nothing wrong
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with admitting
that you need somebody.
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I don't need anybody,
and I never will.
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Never say "never."
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Uh, I take the kids to New York
because my mother lives there.
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Uh, Julian, for god's sakes,
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get the detective's pen
out of your nose.
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He's not contagious anymore.
You're fine.
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Do you recall seeing this man
on last week's flight?
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That guy... yeah.
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That guy... you know...
Oh, grace, come on!
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Leave the detective alone.
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Uh, sorry. Yes.
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So, we were at the airport,
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and that's the guy
who started yelling at my kids.
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I mean, nobody yells at my kids.
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For god's sakes, Philip!
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Here, take her, will you?
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Come here.
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Do you remember
what happened last time?
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You were 7.
Now you're 5.
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Let me cut to the chase, ma'am.
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Um, this guy was found murdered
on your flight.
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Oh, and you think ihave the time
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to put together a murder?
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I mean, I wish I c...
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Keith urban
Harrison Ford gaffney!
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What have I told you about
the riding mower in the house?!
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Okay, ma'am.
No further questions.
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Grace: You're
the cutest puppy.
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Man:
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Sorry I'm late.
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Vivian came down
with a case of the vapors...
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At least,
that's what she declared.
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I couldn't care less.
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Let's just find out
what this guy knows.
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Excuse me, we're looking
for Gordon Manhattan.
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Gordon: That's me.
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L.a.p.d., sir.
We want to talk to you
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about your recent flight
from New York.
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Are you aware that someone was
murdered on that flight
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and now he's dead?
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We need you to tell us
if you recognize this man.
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Hold on.
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Oh, that guy?
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Whoever killed him deserves
an award.
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What makes you say that?
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I've been saving miles
for years now,
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commuting back and forth to
New York to see the girlfriend.
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I finally get the upgrade.
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That's when
this jackass steps up
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and pays cash for the last seat
in first class.
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He actually turned to me
and said, "boo-hoo."
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So that's why you killed him.
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Believe me...
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Gordon: I would have killed him,
but they don't let
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people in coach kill people
in first class.
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That's true.
That's a rule.
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So this is a dead end.
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Why don't we get
back to the precinct
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and see if forensics had
better luck?
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Thank you for your time, sir.
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You're welcome.
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I hope you found something
because we have no leads
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and the next murder flight
leaves in three hours.
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I hope you found something
because we have no leads
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and the next murder flight
leaves in three hours.
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As a matter of fact, we did.
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Dr. Edelweiss?
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Edelweiss: Ah, detectives.
I'll be right with you.
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Dr. Scholls,
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show the detectives
what you showed me.
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We found something interesting
in the victim's lungs.
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Phew!
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Killed by a chicken.
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Unlikely.
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There were only two chickens
on that flight,
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and they both have alibis.
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However, these feathers match
exactly the ones found
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in an airplane pillow.
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The cause of death was
asphyxiation,
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or smothering in layman's terms.
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What does "layman's terms" mean?
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So, who's the killer?
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Well, perhaps if we test
one of these feathers
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in the gas chromatograph,
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it may point us to something
the killer was exposed to.
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Traces of, um, salbutamol.
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And traces
of ipratropium bromide...
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Chemicals commonly found
in standard inhalers.
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Mm.
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Your killer's an asthmatic.
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The two of you on a plane
cut off from backup?
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It's too risky!
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You don't even know
what you're looking for.
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We know
the murderer is asthmatic,
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and if the pattern holds,
he's gonna kill
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another first-class
passenger tonight.
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Also, I'm really worried
about Vivian
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on that plane all by herself.
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She's a flight attendant.
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What's your problem with Vivian?
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I'm just so sick
of her helpless routine.
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You know what I like
about your cousin, Angie?
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She's not afraid of admitting
she needs somebody.
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Also, amazing breasts.
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I felt like that had to be said.
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If you kids are finished,
we have a murderer to catch.
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You, me, Tanner, and geils are
going undercover on that flight,
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that is, if you two think
you can work together.
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Mumble, mumble.
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I'm sorry?
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I said, "mumble, mumble."
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All right.
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Let's go stop a murder.
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Now?
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Wait.
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Now.
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Pilot.
Co-pilot.
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Flight attendant. Flight attendant.
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43d.
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Yes!
A row to myself!
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43c and "e."
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Oh, look who it is.
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Grace, Julian, go sit
next to your uncle detective.
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Here you go.
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Grab that for me.
Okay.
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Uh, yeah, Keith, to the back.
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Ben, James.
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Can I have a hot towel, please?
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Of course, sir.
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Thank you.
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Vivian: There is no need
to raise your voice
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at me like that, sir.
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Now, you may use your leaf blower
when we have reached 10,000 feet
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and not a moment before.
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If you're not careful,
they'll drive you crazy.
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Sometimes, just to amuse myself,
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I serve them toilet water.
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Here you go, sir.
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Mmm, air juice.
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I guess we should take off.
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I didn't know
you could fly a plane.
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I can't.
I thought you could.
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How hard could it be?
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How do you fly a 767?
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Female voice: Playing James
Taylor, "you've got a friend."
258
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,440
No!
259
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:32,310
Give it a shot.
260
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,010
Good job, geils.
261
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:39,410
You know, this actually
might be fun.
262
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,280
What about a little music?
263
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,500
Absolutely.
264
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,500
Play James Taylor's
"you've got a friend."
265
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:50,460
The boeing 767 is one of the
most user-friendly aircraft
266
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,640
in the fleet.
267
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,290
This is your pilot!
268
00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,910
It looks like we've reached
our cruising altitude of...
269
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,650
Atkins:
35,000 feet.
270
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,040
Looks like a smooth flight
to New York, so relax,
271
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,390
enjoy the ride,
and watch out for the murderer.
272
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,570
Psst.
273
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,440
It's me.
274
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,880
See anything suspicious?
275
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,100
Negative.
276
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,920
Still on the lookout
for an inhaler
277
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,360
and anyone trying
to kill someone with a pillow.
278
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,880
Good thinking.
279
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,230
I'm gonna go study up on landing
before we get there.
280
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,410
Hey, geils.
281
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,720
Yeah, you need something?
282
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,200
No.
283
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,240
Just be careful.
284
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,770
Will do.
285
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,420
Ohh!
286
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,650
Aah.
287
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:49,390
Hey!
288
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:52,610
Never mind.
289
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,580
Excuse me.
290
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,540
Hm? Could I get
another diet soda?
291
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,060
Sure thing, sugar blossom.
292
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,370
And can I get the can?
293
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,330
I'm so sorry, sir,
but it is our policy
294
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,980
to serve you a small cup of soda
295
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,030
and leave the mostly full can
on the cart.
296
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,680
This is b.S.
297
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,720
How come sometimes you get
the can and sometimes you don't?
298
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,990
Sir, I'm gonna ask you not
to use that language with me.
299
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,340
You are in the presence
of a lady, after all.
300
00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:27,690
This is first class,
and you're a waitress,
301
00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:30,210
so bring me the can
or bring me the pilot.
302
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,780
Sir, I declare you are being
303
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,820
as rude as a crocodile
with a bellyache.
304
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,520
Bring me the can, sky whore.
305
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,400
I'll give you the can!
Here's your can! You like it?!
306
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,400
You like that can?!
307
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,270
You got the whole can
all to yourself!
308
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,980
Would you be a dear
and hold this for a minute?
309
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,320
It was you, Vivian!
310
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,760
You're the murderer.
311
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,500
These people
just have no manners,
312
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,540
and that is something
I will not tolerate.
313
00:14:57,540 --> 00:15:00,240
Hand over the pillow, Vivian.
314
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,460
Ohh!
315
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:06,120
Ohh!
316
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,690
Oh, can I get a blanket, please?
317
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:10,950
Yes, of course.
318
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,560
Excuse me.
I ordered the kosher meal.
319
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,870
Oh, I am so sorry, ma'am.
320
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,050
Excuse me.
My movie's not loading.
321
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,440
We had to reset the system.
322
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,830
It's gonna take
about 10 minutes, sir.
323
00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:26,880
This is the worst day
of my life.
324
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:30,930
Excuse me.
I'm having chest pains.
325
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,710
Clear!
326
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,540
Oh, that's much better.
Thank you.
327
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,590
Freeze, Vivian!
328
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:50,990
Put your hands
in the full upright position!
329
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,960
We'll be right with you.
330
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,840
I spy with my little eye
331
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,320
something that starts with
a... "C."
332
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,410
Cloud.
333
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:24,150
You're good at this.
334
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,110
Tribeca, report in.
335
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,160
It's Vivian!
She's the murderer!
336
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,680
She's jealous.
337
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,590
Okay, Tribeca,
Vivian's the murderer.
338
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,160
Copy that.
Talk to you later.
339
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,770
No, it's true!
340
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:37,170
She tried to smother a passenger
and used an inhaler.
341
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,730
Oh, my god, what have I done?
342
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,130
Tribeca, hang on.
Geils is gonna back you up.
343
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,080
No! I've got it!
344
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,650
She's impossible!
Go!
345
00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:50,440
Try not to be afraid.
346
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,090
Angie Tribeca,
open this door right now.
347
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,350
I'm fine.
348
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,350
If you need help,
you better say so.
349
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:21,050
I'm not kidding around. I'm good.
350
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,710
You're skating on thin ice,
young lady.
351
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,100
You sure you don't need my help?
352
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,530
Oh, yeah.
353
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,320
That's it.
I'm coming in.
354
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,410
Aah!
355
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,930
Vivian, why?!
356
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,630
Because these people are
a bunch of ungrateful pigs!
357
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,150
"Bring me a pillow!
Make it hotter!
358
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,760
Make it colder!
Stop it. You're killing me!"
359
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,030
Oh, blow it out your ass!
360
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,770
Vivian Tribeca,
you're under arrest.
361
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,900
Never!
362
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,030
L.a.p.d.
363
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,420
Hang on.
Let me get my gun.
364
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:47,900
That's my gun. I'm cuffing her.
365
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,560
Oh, wait.
No, that's my hand.
366
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,210
Who's touching my leg?
Someone is touching my leg.
367
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,210
Sorry.
368
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:59,610
Yeah, it's a real pay phone.
I'll call you back.
369
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,700
Hey, good work last night.
370
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,180
Oh, you, too.
371
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,920
Let me help you with that.
372
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,880
Sure.
That would be nice.
373
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,150
Holy shit!
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