All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S12E11.June.Is.Always.Late.1080p.WEB-DL.AMZN.H.264.DDP.2.0_track3_[eng]

[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode, here's June.

[music playing]

- Oh, just leave those, honey.
I'll take care of them.

- Oh, that's OK.
Why don't you get ready to go?

- Well, I'm all ready.
I just have to put on a dress.

Besides, we have lots of time.

I don't have to meet
Doris till 9 o'clock,

and she doesn't care
if I'm a little late.

- Oh, yeah, but I've
got an appointment

at the office at 9:30.

- Well, you'll make it.

- Not unless you hurry up.

I have to drop you
off at Doris' and then

drive clear across
town to the office.

- Oh, well, I'll
just be a second.

[music playing]

- OK.

Here we go.

- Honey, could you zip me up?

Wait.

You forgot to hook it.

- OK.

It's hooked.

- Thanks.

[music playing]

- June?

Ju-une?

- This will just
take a minute, honey.

Well, I'm trying
as best as I can.

- I haven't said a word.

- I know, but I don't like the
tone of what you're not saying.

[music playing]

- Well, I'll make
all the revisions,

and have everything
ready for you tomorrow.

- OK.
I'll let when I can stop by.

It'll be sometime
in the afternoon.

- Or I could drop it by
your house, whichever

would be more convenient.
- Well, no.

I'll phone I'll let you know.
- OK, fine.

- Well, I've got to
get back to the office.

I have an appointment and
I don't want to be late.

- Well, I hope I
didn't hold you up.

- That's, OK.

I think I can make it.

- Bye, Mr. Benson.

- Thank you.

I'll call you tomorrow.

- Yes, sir.

I hope I didn't
upset him too much.

- What do you mean?

- Well, he's kind of a
stickler for being on time,

and I was five minutes late.

- Well, he seemed in a good
enough mood when he left.

- Yeah, but it took me
a while to defrost him.

- Of course, now
that you mention it,

he did get in a little dig
about not wanting to be late.

- Yeah, I know it.

- Next time I have an
appointment with him,

I'll make sure I'm a
half an hour early.

- Well, speaking
of appointments,

don't forget you've got a date
to have lunch with your dad.

- Oh, yeah.
That's right.

Well, could you get
right at those revisions?

- OK.

[lightly muted trumpet]

- They have to be finished
by tomorrow afternoon.

- OK.

In fact, I may even have them
ready by tomorrow morning.

- You know what I mean.

- And you say the client
seemed a little upset?

- Well, it was kind
of hard to tell.

He seemed agreeable enough
once we got down to business.

I think he's just one of those
people who live by the clock.

- Well, of course,
there are a lot

of people who feel
that being on time

is pretty important,
especially in business matters.

You're usually
pretty good at that.

What happened?

- Well, I promised
June I'd drop her off

at a girlfriend's house
on the way to the office.

- That explains it.

I see what you mean.

- It's really amazing.

She just couldn't seem
to get out of the house.

It's getting so we're
never on time for anything.

- I think you'll find
most husbands complaining

about the same thing.

- Yeah.

I wonder why women
are always late.

- I don't think it's
anything intentional.

It's just they don't seem to
have any conception of time.

- Well, Mom usually seems to
be on time for everything.

- Well, that's because I've
got her pretty well trained.

- How'd you manage that?

- Well, it wasn't easy.

See, one night, a
few years back when

I was a little younger
and a lot more daring,

your mother and I were getting
ready to go to this dinner.

She kept fooling
around, fooling around,

and it kept getting
later and later.

Finally I said, look,
if you don't hurry up,

I'm going to go without you.

- I pull that on
June all the time,

but she doesn't even
seem to hear me.

- Well, the difference
is I actually did it.

- You mean you left without Mom?

- Well, not exactly.

See, I left the
house and drove away.

Then I looped around the
block and by the time

I came back, she was
standing outside,

and she was pretty worried.

She's been on time ever since.

If she's going to be late,
she hides the car keys.

- That's OK for you,
Pop, but I don't

think that'd work for June.

- Well, I don't know why.

It worked with your mother.
- I know.

But times have changed.

Women have the vote and all.

- Yeah, well, if
you get desperate,

it might be worth a try.

And if it doesn't
work, your old room

is still there if you need it.

Oh, by the way, don't
forget we're expecting you

and June to dinner tonight.

- Yeah, I know.

What time do you
want us to be there?

- I think your mother's
figuring on 7 o'clock.

- 7, huh?

Maybe I ought to tell June 6:30.

- Well, no.

That won't be necessary.

I said 7, but it's really 7:30.

- Oh, thanks, honey.

How are you doing?
- Fine.

- We're in pretty
good shape tonight.

Looks like we'll be on time.

[water running]

June, are you taking a shower?

- [SHOUTING] I can't hear you.

I'm taking a shower.

What did you say, honey?

- Never mind.

Aren't you ready yet?

- You said we had
plenty of time.

- That was a half an hour ago.

- Well, I'm almost ready.

- Can you see if you can
get the top off this?

It's stuck.

- You mean you still have
your fingernails to do?

- Well, yeah.

You want me to look
nice, don't you?

- Well, of course I do.

But we're just going
over to Mom and Dad's.

They don't care what color
your fingernails are.

- Oh.

Don't be such a grouch.

- I'm not being a grouch.

I'd just like to be
on time for a change.

- Thanks.

Well, don't stand
there and watch me.

You're making me nervous.
- OK.

But will you try and
hurry it up, please?

- I'm hurrying as fast as I can.

Besides, I don't see what
you're so upset about.

We're not going to be any
later than we usually are.

[music playing]

OK.

Well, maybe we can
make next week.

- What are you
doing on the phone?

- I just called
Doris up to thank her

for taking me to lunch.

I have to go now, Doris.

OK.

Bye-bye.

She said to say hello.

- I don't understand it.

You haven't even got
your dress on yet,

and you're talking
on the telephone.

- Oh, golly, I don't see what
the big deal is all about.

- OK.

You win.

I won't say another word.

How much longer do
you think you'll be?

- Just a few minutes.
- OK.

It's up to you.

If you're not ready
in two minutes,

I'm going to leave without you.

Five seconds to go,
four, three, two, one.

One second to go.

OK, I'm leaving.

- I'll be right there honey.

Just a minute.

- All ready, Dave.

Dave?

Dave?

[music playing]

[car engine starts]

Taxi!

[engine starts]

[music playing]

- Oh, hi, June.
And come on in.

- Hi, Dad.
- Hi Junie.

- Hi, Mom.

Well, where's Dave?

Oh come on now, Mom,
I know he's here.

Come on out, Dave.

Wherever you are.

That's a pretty dirty trick.

I was just lucky a cab
happen to come along.

- Now, wait a second.

You mean you came
over here in a cab?

- Well, yeah.
Dave came in the car.

- Well, honey, Dave's not here.

- Well, then where is he?

- Well, now wait a second.

Suppose you tell us
just what happened.

- Well, I guess I was a little
slow in getting dressed,

and he said if I wasn't
ready in two minutes he

was going to leave without me.

- Oh.

- At first I thought
he was kidding,

and then when I came
out and saw he was gone,

I thought for sure
he came over here.

- No, he really didn't.
We haven't seen him.

- I don't understand it.

It's just not like David.

- Uh, well, uh, if
you'll excuse me,

I think maybe I can find him.

- Gee, I hope so.

- Yeah, I have a pretty
good idea of where he is

and what he's doing.

- Well, gosh, I hope
dad can find him.

I have a hunch he's circling the
block over at your apartment.

I'm sure he's OK.

- Is dinner ready?

- Just about.
- Good.

Hey, dad!

- Yeah?

- Be sure and tell him I
was here on time, almost.

[military flute music]

[beating drums]

- Dave?
- Hi, Pop.

Quick, over here.

- [WHISPERING]
What's the matter?

- June will be coming
out any minute now.

- No, she won't.
- Yes, she will.

I pulled that trick
you suggested,

and I think it worked.
- And, that's just it.

It didn't work.

She's over at our house.
- Your house?

- Yeah, evidently you
must have missed her.

She took a cab.

- Oh, gee.

- Oh, but cheer up, son.

You can't win them all.

[water spraying]

- Would you like
some more toast?

- Yeah, thanks.

Oh, that's OK, honey.

I thought you had
some already made.

- Well, it will
just take a minute.

- Well, I have to
get going right away.

- Well, you're not late.

I mean, I haven't made
you late this morning.

- Oh I know.

Relax, will you?

- I just want you
to know I'm trying.

Of course, it's a lot
easier to be on time

when you're not going anywhere.

- Well, this suit
sure is a mess.

- How did you say
that got soaked again?

- I've told you about six times.

- I know, but it's so funny,
I'd like to hear it again.

- If you'd been ready
to leave on time

it wouldn't have happened.

- You promised not to
mention my being late again.

- And you promised not to
mention the suit again.

- I'll tell you what.

You can mention my
being late one more time

if I can tell Doris how you
got caught in the sprinklers.

- I have a better idea.

Let's just forget
the whole thing.

I've got to take
this to the cleaners.

- Could you do me a favor?

- Like what?

- Like pick up my blue shoes
at the shoe repair shop?

- OK.
Anything else?

- No, I don't think so.

Except that I really am
sorry about last night.

Oh that's OK.

I shouldn't have done it.

It was really my fault.

- No, you were right.

And from now on, I'm going
to be all dressed and ready

to go on time.

- OK.

- I mean it.

- I know what you do.

- You don't believe me,
but you wait and see.

- I know.

I have to get going, hon.

Bye.

- Hey, there is something
else you could do for me.

- What's that?

- Buy a box of candy
and some flowers.

- For what?

- For me.

After all, you did go swimming
last night without me.

You're going to
be late for work.

[phone ringing]

- Dobson Kelley.

Oh, yes, Mr. Benson,
he's right here.

Just a moment.
- I'll take it in the office.

- Better hurry up.

You'll be late.

- Hello, Mr. Benson.

Oh, fine.
Thank you.

How are you?

Oh, good.

Yes, sir.

I've got them right here.

I made all the revisions.

Oh, that would be fine.

I'll just check with
my wife, but I'm

sure she'd be delighted.

About what time?

8 o'clock.

Well, thank you very much.

Yes sir, 8 o'clock sharp.

Thank you.

Bye.

- Oh, you look like
you got some good news.

Well, it was kind of
a pleasant surprise.

Mr. Benson just
invited June and me

over to his house
for dinner tonight.

- Oh, gee.
That's real nice.

Yeah, he said to bring the
contracts and he'd sign them.

- I guess you made a better
impression than you thought.

- Yeah.

Well, wait a minute.

Maybe this isn't
so good after all.

- Why not?

- Well, you know how he feels
about people being on time.

This could turn into a disaster.
- Why?

What time are you
supposed to be there?

- Not till 8 o'clock,
but you know how June is.

She tries.
But she's always late.

- Oh, I'm sure she'll
make it, especially

if you let her know
how important it is.

- Yeah, except
that I promised her

I wouldn't bug her
about that anymore.

- Well, I must admit that
does make for a rather

interesting situation.

- Yeah.

- Well, maybe I better call
her right away and give

her as much notice as possible.

- I'll get her for you.

- OK, thanks.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Say, we don't have any
plans for tonight, do we?

I mean for dinner?
- No, why?

- Well, one of our new
clients has invited us over

to his house, and I told him OK.

I hope you don't mind.

- No, that sounds fine.

- Well, we're supposed
to be there at 8 o'clock.

- OK.

- You sure you don't mind now?
- Oh, no.

It sounds like fun.

- Oh, we're supposed to
be there at 8 o'clock.

- Yes, I know.

I heard you.

That's E-I-G-H-T, isn't it?

I'm just writing that
down so I won't forget it.

- OK.

- Actually, that'll
work out fine.

I have an appointment to
get my hair done at 4:30.

- Oh, good.

Well, not that you
really needed it.

I mean, you always
look great whether it's

8 o'clock in the
morning or 8 o'clock

at the client's house for
dinner, that's 8 o'clock sharp.

- Yes, I know.

I heard you.

Well, I'll see you later.

- OK.

Connie, what time do you have?

- 20 to 4:00.

- I just want to make sure
my watch hasn't stopped.

- Well, I can call and check
with the operator if you want.

- No, that's OK.
- Then stop worrying about June.

She'll be ready on time.

- I hope so.

- Are you calling her?

- Yeah.

[dialing phone]

Well, that takes care
of the afternoon.

She's talking to Doris.

Watch, I'll call her and
her line will be busy, too.

[dialing phone]

Hello?

Hi, Doris.

This is Dave.

No, I was trying to
get a hold of June.

Her line's busy I thought maybe
she might be talking to you.

No, it's not important.

OK.

Bye.

- I take it she wasn't
talking to Doris.

No.

She's probably
talking to my mother.

[dialing phone]

Hello?

Hi, Mom.

It's Dave.

Look, I was just trying
to get a hold of June.

No, I know she's not there.

She's at home, but
her line is busy.

Look, Mom.

Everything's fine.

Oh, OK.

I'll talk to you later.

She says I'm getting more
like my father every day.

Who you dialing?

- Operator.

Oh, operator, could you
check a number for me

and see if it's busy?

OL9, 6859.

Thank you.

There's nobody on the line.

- The phone's
probably off the hook.

She always does that
when she's taking a nap.

Wait a minute.

She can't take a nap.

She's got an appointment
at the beauty shop at 4:30.

Well, I'll be right back.

June?

- Oh, David.

You scared me to death.

- You're up?

- Well, of course I'm up.

What are you doing home?

- Well, I just
stopped by to tell you

that the phone is off the hook.
- Oh, I know it.

I took it off because
I had so much to do,

and it just kept ringing.

- Oh.
- Hey, look.

As long as you're home,
could I use the car?

I have to be at the
beauty shop in 10 minutes.

- Well, no.

I have to get back
to the office.

I can drop you off.
- Oh, OK.

- You mean you drove
all the way home just

to tell me the phone
was off the hook?

- We can talk about that later.

Come on.

[phone rings]

- Hello?

Oh hi, Doris.

Everything's fine.

He did?

Can I call you back later?

I'm kind of in a
hurry right now.

OK?

OK.

Bye-bye.

How come you phoned Doris?

- Well, it was
nothing important.

[phone rings]

- Hello?

Oh hi, Mom.

Just fine.

He did?

- What are you looking for?

- The Benson contracts.

I know I left them
in here someplace.

Oh, here they are.

What time do you have?

- 5:25 and 30 seconds.

- Yeah, it's what I have.

How long does it take you
to get your hair done?

- Oh, what would you like,
a permanent or just a set?

- I don't know, whatever
you think she's having done.

Oh, about an hour,
hour and a half.

That's really shaving it close.

She's going to run
into all that traffic.

- Look, I think I'll leave now,
and stop by the beauty shop

and pick her up.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'll see you tomorrow.

- OK.
And good luck.

- Thanks.

- Oh, Dave, the contracts.

- Thanks.

- May I help you?

- Oh, uh, yes.

I just stopped by
to pick up my wife.

Oh, I think I see
her over there.

- Oh, OK.

- Thank you.

Hi, honey.

- What did you say?
- Sorry.

I thought you were my wife.

- Oh, that's OK.
- Here.

Let me help you with that.

- Are you Mr. Freddy?

No, I'm not.

I'm just looking for somebody.

- Well, I wish one of you boys
would get busy and set my hair.

I'm in a hurry.
Oh, well.

I'm sure somebody
will take care of you.

- I think this rinse they
put on these turning purple.

- Yes, it does look
a little strange.

- Mr. Freddy was supposed
to take care of me.

- Oh.
- Did you find your wife?

- No, I didn't.
Her name is June Nelson.

You don't know what
happened to her, do you?

- Oh, yes.

She left about 25 minutes ago.
- Oh.

- Will you please get
Mr. Freddy for me?

This young man thinks my
hair is turning purple.

- This young man?

- Yes.

- Excuse me.

- Well, just a minute.

Mr. Freddy?

Mr. Freddy?

- June?

I'm in the bedroom.

How are you doing?

- Well, you're not
going to believe this,

but I'm all ready.
- Oh, what a pleasant surprise.

You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

You're not only on
time, you're early.

- See?

I told you I could do it.

- Of course, you forgot
to put your shoes on.

That ought to give me
time to take a bath

and change my clothes.

- Oh, you're just
jealous because I'm ready

and you're not.
Now, where are my shoes?

- What shoes?

- My blue shoes, the ones
you were going to pick up

at the shoe repair shop.

- Oh, gee, honey.

I'm sorry, I forgot.

I'll pick them up tomorrow.

- But I need them tonight.

- You've got lots
of other shoes.

- I know.

But they don't go
with this outfit.

- You're kidding.

- I'm not kidding.
Well, give me the car keys.

I'll run down and
get them myself.

- Well, it's too late for that.

I'm sure they're closed.

- Well, what am I going to do?

- Wear something else.

- Well, like what?

- Oh, are you kidding?

You've got a whole
closet full of clothes.

- I know.

But I don't have
anything I can wear.

- What's wrong with this?

- I can't wear that,
that's a muumuu.

- I'm sorry I didn't
pick up your shoes,

but you've got to
wear something.

- Well, here.

What do you think of this?
- It's great.

It'll be perfect.

- You didn't even look at it.

- Yes, I did.

It looks fine.

- Well, OK.

I have to change this jewelry.

- Relax, will you, honey?

We still have plenty of time.

- I have a lot of things to do.

Oh, dear, I have to change
this nail polish, too.

- Change your nail polish?

What for?

- Well, this has too
much orange in it,

and it won't go with this dress.

- Who cares?

- Well, I do, and I
thought you did, too.

- Well, I do.

- Here.

- I'll get the nail
polish remover.

- Honey, would you run
a bath for me, please?

- OK.

[water splashing]

[screams]

- Oh, David.

- What happened?

- I got soaked.

That's what happened.

Oh, my God.
- What happened to you.

You're bleeding.

- That's the nail polish.

- Look at me, I'm a mess.

I hope I look all right.

- Believe me, honey,
you look great.

In fact, I think your hair
looks better straight like that.

- We're awfully late, aren't we?
- No.

We're right on time.

I don't know how we
did it, but we did.

- If anybody wants to
shake hands, I'm sunk.

My nails aren't dry.

- Just wave them
around a little.

- Oh, I hope I look all right.

I dressed in such a hurry.

I feel like I'm thrown together.

- Oh look, honey.

It really isn't that important.

- Well, of course it is.

He's an important client.

You said so yourself.

- Well, I don't mean
just Mr. Benson.

I mean the whole idea.

Look, I married you
because I loved you.

And if being late occasionally
is part of being you,

then what difference
does it make?

The important thing is that
I love you and you love me,

and we don't want anything
ever to change that.

- Oh, David, I do
love you, and I

promise I'll never be late
for anything again ever

in my whole life.

- Oh, I've got
lipstick all over you.

- I guess I kind of
smeared you a little, too.

Hey!

Somebody's coming.

- Are you sure you
heard the bell, Edna?

There's nobody out here.

- Well, thank goodness for that.

My nail polish isn't
dry yet, I've still

got to comb out my hair, and
I'm not sure I like this dress.

- At least put your shoes on.

They'll be here any minute.

- Does that sound familiar?

- It sure does.

- Oh, dear.

I have a repair job to do here.

- Well, let's give him
a little more time.

[closing music]

- Tonight's Adventures
of "Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you
by your gas company--

- Which helps you live
modern for less with gas.

- That's what we Nelsons do.

[music playing]