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[theme music]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- 11, 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18.

- How you doing, Clara?

- 22-- oh, fine.

Let's see.
1, 2--

- What will we do with
all these signs, Harriet?

- Oh, gee, I don't know.

Do you think they're
worth saving?

- Oh, sure, they're
worth saving.

We'll be having another
bazaar next year.

- Have you counted the money?

How much did we make?

- Well, we're over
$1,600 so far.

- Oh, that's wonderful.

- Are you almost finished?

We want to get some
publicity pictures.

- Oh, not now.

My hair is a mess.

- Oh, here, let me help you.

- I'll get the photographer.

- You know, I think this has
been the most successful bazaar

we've ever had.

- Well, you can take a
bow for that, Harriet.

You were a very good chairman.

- Oh, thank you, Clara.

I think everybody
did a good job.

- And we had such a
wonderful turnout.

- Janet!
- It's OK.

It's all counted,
and I wrote it down.

- Oh, show off.

- What'd you get, Janet?

- $53.

- $53.

That makes a grand
total of $1,728.

- Oh, that's wonderful!

- It sure is.

It's almost double last year's.

- OK, girls, are you ready?

Everybody grab a
handful of money.

- Oh, this is going to be fun.
- Wait a minute.

- What's the matter?

- What happened to
my grocery money?

- Did you lose it?

- Yes.

- Oh, I know.

When I collected the
money for the dart game,

I put it in my
purse, then I must

have taken it all out together.

- Well, how much did you have?

- Well, let's see.

I had $10 when I
went to the market.

And then I bought a half a
dozen tomatoes at $0.29 a pound.

But I returned two of them
because they were too soft.

And I bought a box
of pancake mix,

but I had a coupon worth $0.12.

Then I got some change
for the parking meter.

Oh, I give up.

- Well, let's look
at it this way.

It's for a worthy cause.

You all set?

- OK, hold the money up.

Smile.

Look right at me.

Hold it still.

Thank you.

- OK, now let's get one in
front of the Women's Club sign,

and then one over by the clock.

- Oh, OK.

- Harriet, I'm home.

- Hi.

Clara and I are upstairs.

- Oh, well, tell
Clara I'm down here.

- OK, Joe.

- Hi, honey.

- Hi, Clara.

- Don't forget we're
going bowling tonight.

- I'm counting on it.

- Oh, which reminds
me, you still

owe me $2 from the
last time we played.

- You sound like
you don't trust me.

- I don't.

- I'll pay you right now.

- I'll take it.

- Oh, well, let's see.

- Ah, you can pay me later.

- No.

No, wait a minute.

Maybe I can steal
some from Clara.

After all, it's
community property.

Holy smokes, look at this.

- Is it counterfeit?

- No, it's real.

There must be over
$1,000 in here.

You suppose she's been playing
the horses with our grocery

money?

- Well, whatever she's been
doing, she sure had a good day.

- All right, you guys,
leave the money alone.

- Hey, where'd all
this come from?

- It's from the
Women's Club bazaar.

- Oh, darn it.

For a minute, I thought
you'd robbed a bank.

- Isn't it wonderful?

It's the most money we've
ever taken in $1,728.

- Hey, that's all right.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, thank you.

- Just goes to
show you what they

can do with a ring toss, a
dart game, and a crap table.

- Never mind.

- Here, you better let
me take that before you

get attached to it.

- How come you two girls
wound up with the money?

- Because I'm the
treasurer, that's why.

- Well, don't you think you
should have put it in the bank?

- It was too late.

By the time we collected
it and counted it,

the banks were closed.

- Better take it down there
the first thing in the morning.

- Well, what are you
guys so scared about?

You think we're going
to lose it or something?

- Here you are.

- Oh, no, you take it.

- Well, you're the treasurer.

- Yeah, well, you're the
chairman of the whole bazaar.

- That's right, and
as the chairman,

it's part of my duty to
deliver it to the treasurer.

Here.

- Well, you can give it
to me tomorrow morning.

- I'd rather you'd have
the responsibility.

- Well, OK.

- Well, now that that's
settled, come on.

Let's go.
I'll pick you up later, Oz.

- OK.

- Are you guys
going out tonight?

- Yeah, we're going bowling.
I told you about it.

- When was that?
- A couple of nights ago.

Come on.
Let's go.

- Wait a minute.

Whose car is that?

- It's our car.

- OK, I'll see you later.

- Good night, Clara.

Good night, Joe.

- See ya later, Joe.

- All right, see you later.

[phone rings]

- I'll get it.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Joe.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here's Harriet.

Mrs. Peabody from
the Women's Club.

- Oh, thanks.

Hello, Mrs. Peabody.

Oh, really?

Well, thanks for calling.

Bye bye.

Hey, we're on television.
- What?

We have less cavities
or something?

- No, Clara and me.

It's on the news.

It's coming up right now.

- You mean from the bazaar?

- Yeah, they took pictures
of us counting the money.

- Oh, good for you.

[doorbell]

Hi, Joe.
- Hi, Oz.

Ready to go?
- Yeah, we're on television.

- We are?

- No, no, not us.

The girls from the Women's Club.

- Oh

- Well, it was
charity bazaar time

at the Women's Club
this week, and we're

happy to report the affair
was a rousing success.

Here we see Mrs. Ozzie Nelson,
chairman of the bazaar,

and Mrs. Joe
Randolph, treasurer.

And in case you don't
have a color set at home,

that stuff they're holding up
is green, all $1,728 of it.

Congratulations, ladies,
on a job well done.

- How about that?

The wives are celebrities.

- Yeah.

- I wonder if Clara saw it.

- Why don't you phone her?
- That's what I'm going to do.

- We better get going.

We won't get an alley.

- That's funny.

- What's the matter?

- Well, there's no answer.

Clara's home, isn't she?

- Well, she was when I left.

- You don't think
anything's happened, do you?

- No.

- Are you sure you
dialed the right number?

- Oh, I think so.
- Here, let me try.

No answer.

[doorbell]

- Oh, hi, Clara.

- Hey, you missed it.

You and Harriet were
just on television.

- I did not miss it.

That's why I'm here.

Did you hear that announcer?

He said "Mrs. Joe Randolph."

- Naturally.
That's your name, isn't it?

- Well, of course it
is, but now if anybody

wants to know where I
live, all they have to do

is look it up in the phonebook.

- Well, why should
anybody want to do that?

- To steal this
money, that's why.

Now every burglar in
town knows I've got it.

- I was in the picture, too.

They might think I have it.

- Now, you see?

Harriet is worried, too.
- Well, not really.

I'm sure most people figured
it had been put in the bank

by now.

- Everybody knows the
banks are closed by 4:30,

and you can see the clock
on the wall as plain as day.

- You mean in the picture?

- Yes.

- Oh, Clara, for
goodness sakes, who's

going to be looking
at the clock?

- Well, I was too busy
looking at you girls.

- Yeah, and the money.

- Well, now, wait
a minute, if Clara

noticed the clock, maybe
somebody else did, too.

- Oh, come on, Harriet.

- Well, that's a lot of
money to leave lying around.

- OK, it's a lot of money.

So why don't you girls just
lock yourselves in the house

and don't let anybody in
unless he gives the password.

- What's the password?

- Oh, how about "stick em up"?

- Oh, that's not very funny.

- I think it is.
- Come on, Joe.

Let's go.
- See you later.

- Oh, no you don't.

You're not going to leave us
here alone with all this money.

- You must be kidding.

- Well, do you have
to go bowling tonight?

- Look, I tell you what.

Why don't you just hide it in a
safe place and go to the movies

and forget about it?

- Hey, you know,
that's not a bad idea.

- Yeah, but where
will we hide it?

- Oh, come on, Clara.

There must be a hundred
places around here.

Just pick out one where
nobody will find it.

- Come on, Oz.

- Well, now wait a second.

We haven't had a
chance to hide it yet.

- Well, what's that
got to do with us?

We don't have to be
here when you hide it.

- Of course you do.

How else are we going to know if
we picked a good hiding place?

- Hey, that's a wonderful idea.

We'll hide the money, and you
guys pretend you're burglars

and see if you can find it.

- We want to go bowling.

We don't want to stay home
and play cops and robbers.

- Ah, come on, Oz.

We might as well and
get it over with.

- I guess you're right.
- That's the spirit.

No fair peeking.

- Now, you go in the
den and close your eyes.

Keep them closed now.

- Look, whatever you
do, don't find it.

We'll be here all night.

- That's for sure.

- I think we're supposed
to close our eyes.

- Oh, that's right.

- What do you say girls?

How about it?

- OK, we're ready.

- It's ridiculous.

There must be a million
places you could hide it.

- It's not on the stairs.

- Or under this table.

- Not under here.

- It's not under here.

- Not behind here.

- Oh, they found it.

- I thought it was
such a good place, too.

- [WHISPERING] Joe.
- [WHISPERING] I'm sorry.

- Well, uh, you girls were
just unlucky that time.

Why don't you try it again?

- Oh.

- It's not in the pot.

- It's not in the breadbox.

Oh.

- I'm sorry, Oz.

- Will you stop finding it?

We'll be here all night.

- I said I'm sorry.

Not under here.

- Not under here.

- Oh, Harriet, they
found it again.

- No, no, no, no, no,
no, it's not under here.

- It's not there!

Somebody stole it!

- No, it's under this pillow.

- Oh, thank goodness.

- Look, girls, we want to go
bowling tonight, remember?

- That's right.

Now, either find a good place
to hide that or forget it.

- Well, we don't want to pick
out too good a place here we'll

never find it again ourself.

- [chuckle] Now that
makes a lot of sense.

- Well, no matter
where we hide it,

I still don't like
the idea of keeping

that much money in the house.

- Wait a minute!

I've got it.

This is a wonderful idea.

Everybody stay here.

- How about playing
Finders Keepers this time?

- Well, I can't find it.

- Me, either.

I give up.

- Well, I can't find it, either,
and I've really been trying.

- Well, as far as I'm
concerned, you guys

can go bowling right now.

- Well, come on, Joe, before
they change their minds.

- See you later, girls.

- Where do you think it is?
- Who cares?

Let's get out of here
while we're ahead.

- OK, where'd you hide it?

- In a perfect place.

- Well, where?

- Well, even you said
it made you nervous

having it lying around
the house, remember?

- Yeah.

- Well, it's not lying
around the house anymore.

- Well, where is it?

- It's on the way to the bowling
alley in Ozzie's bowling bag.

- Oh, Clara.

- Well, don't worry about it.

We'll call the bowling alley
as soon as they get there

and let them know
they've got it.

And then they can
worry about it.

Isn't that a wonderful idea?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Hey, it looks pretty busy.

- Yeah.

Good evening.
- Good evening, gentlemen.

- Hi.

- Looks like you're
pretty crowded.

- Yeah, we've got a
full house tonight.

- Nothing open at all?

- I'm afraid not, not right now.
Sorry.

- I knew we shouldn't have
wasted all that time playing

Hide and Seek.

- Do you have any
idea when there

will be something available?

- Well, we've got
quite a waiting list.

I'm afraid it'll be about
45 minutes to an hour.

You want me to put
your name down?

- Oh, gee, I don't know.

What do you think?

- It's an awful long wait.

- Yeah, well, we'll think
it over and let you know.

- OK.

- How about it?

You want to find someplace else?

- Why don't we go on back home?

The girls seemed
pretty worried to me.

- I didn't think so,
not when we left.

Where's your bowling ball?

- Oh.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

How about shooting some pool?

- Gee, I haven't
shot pool in years.

- Neither have I. It
might be a lot of fun.

There's a little pool hall
down the street a ways.

- Well, OK.

- Let's go.

- Oh, I'll be right back.

- Where you going?

- Well, I think I'll phone home
just to make sure everything's

OK.

- Will you stop worrying?

You're worse than the girls.

- I'll be right back.

- What happened?

- They're still home.

The line is busy.
- Well, come on.

Let's go.

- Mr. Ozzie Nelson?

Mr. Ozzie Nelson?

Telephone call for Ozzie Nelson.

I'm sorry.

He doesn't seem to be here.

- OK, thank you.

They're not there.

- Well, they should be by now.

- Maybe they went to a
different bowling alley.

- You don't think
they were hijacked

or ambushed or something?

- Oh, Clara, don't be silly.

- Good evening.

- Hi.

The bowling alley
is down the street.

- Yes, I know.
We want to shoot a little pool.

- OK, right this way.

You new in town?

- Oh, no, we've both
lived here for years.

- It's just we haven't shot
pool for quite a while.

- You, uh, looking
for a little action?

- Oh, no, just a friendly
game, just the two of us.

- Whatever you say.

Look, no cigarette butts
or beer cans on the table,

and positively no gambling.

- No, of course not.
- I'm supposed to tell you that.

It's a city ordinance.

- Oh.

- Go ahead.

Break them, Oz.

- I like a safe break.

- That was safe enough.

- I haven't played
in quite a while.

- Go ahead.

You try it.

If you go, you get on the break.

You think maybe we
ought to get the manager

to break them for us?

[laughing]

- Your shot, Oz.

- Oh, sorry.

- Something the matter?

- I'm still kind of
worried about the girls.

- Oh, they're fine.

What's there to worry about?

They were talking on the phone
when you called, weren't they?

- Yeah, but who were
they talking to?

It's just possible they could
have been calling the police.

- Oh, sure, they were
both bound and gagged,

and Harriet dialed the
phone with her nose.

[sirens]

- Yeah, I guess it
is kind of silly.

Was that going in our
direction toward our house?

- I think it was.

- Let's go.

Keep the change.

- Thanks.

- See anything?

- No, but from the sound of it,
it was going in our direction.

- Uh, pardon me,
ladies, did you happen

to notice that car that just
drove by with the siren?

- Well, yes, I did.
- Yes.

- What direction was it going?

- It went that way.
- You see?

I told you.
It was a police car, wasn't it?

- Yes, it was.
- Oh, no, it wasn't.

It was a fire chief's car.
It was red.

- It just looked red because the
red light on top was flashing.

- Oh, Martha, who ever
heard of a police car

with curtains in the back?

- Curtains?

Well, that sounds
like an ambulance.

- Well, at any rate,
it wasn't a police car.

- How do you know?

You didn't even see it.

- Oh, yes, I did.

- You did not.

- Ladies, please.

- Well, if it
wasn't a police car,

we don't have anything
to worry about.

- Are you in trouble
with the police?

- Oh, no.

No, nothing like that.

- Are you sure?

- I'm positive.

- Well, do you want to go
back and shoot some more pool,

or do you want to go home?

- Oh, let's go home.

I really am worried
about the girls

alone there with all that money.

- I guess maybe you're right.

That joint kind of gives
me the creeps, anyway.

- Yeah, me, too.

- Is there gambling
going on in there?

- Oh, no, not really.

- Come on, Oz.

Good night, ladies.
- Good night, ladies.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Well, what do you think?

- I think they were
acting very strange.

Did you notice how evasive they
were when I mentioned gambling?

- I always said this place
attracted undesirables.

- I think it's our civic
duty to report this.

- For once, I agree with you.

- Hi, girls.

- Hi.

- Hey, we were worried
about you fellas.

- We were worried about you.
See, I was right.

They're not bound and gagged.

- No, I guess we
got back too soon.

- Oh, never mind the jokes.

Where's the money?
- Why?

Are you kidding?

- [chuckle] What did I tell you?

Clara did such a good
job of hiding it,

she forgot where she put it.

- I did not.

I know exactly where I put it.
Come on.

Hand it over.

- Clara, where did you hide it?

- You mean you really
didn't find it?

- Well, no.

- Well, she put it
in your bowling bag.

- Oh!

- Oh, well, why
didn't you say so.

No wonder we didn't find it.

- You girls had us worried
there for a minute.

- Where's your bowling bag, Oz?

- It's right out--

Holy smokes!

I left it at the pool hall!

- The pool hall?

- Pool hall?

You mean you left our
$1,700 in a pool hall?

- Don't worry, I'll get it back!

- I have a feeling
we'd better not

advertise what we're here for.
- Yeah, I know what you mean.

I think you're right.

- Where'd you leave it?

- In the chair over there.

Act nonchalant.

[whistling]

- It's not here.

- I left it right
here on the chair.

Pardon me, I left my bowling
bag on the chair here.

Did you happen to see it?

- I ain't seen nothing.

I just-- Oh, wait a second.

Now I remember.

I left it over by the counter.

- Hey, is this what
you're looking for?

- Oh, gee, thank you very much.

- Wait a minute, Mack.

How do I know it's yours?

- Well, for one thing, it's
got my initials on it--

O.N.

- O.N. It could be Otis Newtbar.

- Otis Newtbar?

Who's Otis Newtbar?

- Hey, Otis.

This your bag?
- I don't know.

It might be.
What's in it?

- Now, now, just a second.

That's my bag, I tell you!

I came in here, I
was shooting pool,

and I put the bag
on the chair there.

- That's right,
and I was with him.

- He was-- in fact, he gave
it to me for my birthday.

- OK, then what's in the bag?

- Well, a black bowling ball--

with three holes in
it, one for the thumb

and two for the fingers.

- Let's see.

Looks like a bowling
ball, all right.

Hey, wait a minute.

What's this?

- Oh, that's just an envelope.

- Wait a minute.

Not so fast, Mack.

What's in the envelope?

- Well--

- Just some green papers.

- [stammering] green papers.

- Look, look, if this
is your envelope,

you must know what's in it.

- Uh, OK, some money--

$1,728.

- $1,728?

- It's for charity.

- One, two, three--

- OK, boys, don't anybody move.

Just hold it right there.

Police officer.

- What's this all about?

- We got a tip that there's
gambling going on in here.

- It's just penny ante stuff.

- You kidding?

You must have two grand here.

- Uh, $1,728.

- And, officer, those
two are the ringleaders.

- That's right.

- Yes, ma'am.

- See, this money
is for charity.

- That's right.

Our wives collected it, and
they hid it in this bowling bag.

- That's the first time
I've heard that one.

- OK, boys, let's go.

- I'll have you know I'm
allowed to make one phone call.

- That's right, at
the police station.

[sirens]

- OK, ladies.

Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Ben.
- Yes, sergeant?

- You can let them out now.

- OK.

OK, you guys, come on out.

You're free.

- I told you it was a bum rap.

- I'll rap you, you bum.

- I suppose now you're
going to tell me

you were sitting up with a
sick friend in a pool hall.

- Who do you think
you're shoving at?

- Just wait till I
get you home, you rat.

- There they are.

- Public enemy number
1 and 1 and 1/2.

- Did you explain
everything to the sergeant?

- Yeah, it's all right.
You're sprung.

- Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.

- Well, we're glad
to see the money.

- Let's get out of here
before something else happens.

- Now hold on to this.

- Oh, no you don't.

I've had enough trouble
with that tonight.

- Ozzie?

- Oh, no, you keep
it to yourself.

- Hey, wait a minute.

I know a real safe place for it.

Sergeant, would you mind
putting the money in your safe?

We can stop by in the
morning and pick it up.

- Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Nelson.

We could keep it
if it was evidence,

but now that the charges
have been dropped,

I'm afraid you'll have
to take it with you.

- You mean if we hadn't
sprung these guys,

you could have kept
the money overnight?

- Yes, ma'am.

I'm sorry, but
those are the rules.

- OK, Oz, I'll toss
you for the lower bunk.

- Now, wait a second, did
you girls tell the sergeant

that the Women's Club is
donating some of this money

to the police relief fund?

- We are?

Joe, you're stepping on my foot.

- Oh, I'm sorry, dear.

- That is provided
nobody steals it

before we get it to the bank.

- Oh, I see.

Well, maybe you're right.

Why don't you just leave
this here overnight, and I'll

check the rules with the
chief in the morning.

- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.

- Thank you very much.
- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Good night.

[ricky nelson, "for you"]

- [SINGING] I will gather stars
out of the blue for you, yes,

baby, for you.

I'll make a string of pearls out
of the dew for you, yes, baby,

for you.

Over the highway and over the
street, carpets of clover I'll

lay at your feet.

Oh, well, there's nothing
in this world I wouldn't

do for you, yes, baby, for you.

Oh, I wouldn't do,
yes, baby, for you.

Oh, I wouldn't do,
yes, baby, for you.

[cheering]

- Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

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