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- www.addic7ed.com -
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Who are those people,
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and why do they keep taking our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature on Bottom Dollar.
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I didn't come here to write
about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
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I came here to write about you.
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There's a whisper campaign that
a good number of our readers
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- are homosexuals.
- Isn't it better
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if our work is interesting
to all kinds of people?
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We have advertisers that are paying
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specifically to reach women.
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Tonight, ladies choose their partners.
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Len, I was, um, thinking
about going back to Minx.
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Oh. It's about time.
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I would like you to consider it
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my application to be your secretary.
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But I need you to come up
with more ideas for Minx.
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I've gotten
everything I've ever wanted,
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and it's happened so fast.
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Have you ever
considered that maybe
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you are exactly where you belong?
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♪ Young woman ♪
♪ Share your fire with me ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ My heart is cold ♪
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♪ My soul is free ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I am a stranger in your land ♪
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♪ A wandering man ♪
♪ Call me sand ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh sir ♪
♪ My fire is very small ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪
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♪ At all ♪
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Ow!
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♪ ♪
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I could've sworn I set
my wake-up call for noon.
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Oh.
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I can send up the concierge
if you would prefer.
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You do know that I have a thing
for a man with a comb-over.
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Did I tell you this?
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Come here.
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I am very late.
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I have back-to-back meetings.
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You're not gonna look very professional
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without your knickers on, are you?
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Just saying. Do you want these back?
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Mm...
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We're shooting the album cover today.
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I could use your eye.
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If you want to add another
shoot to my schedule,
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then I am going to
require payment in advance.
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Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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You got five minutes.
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- Five minutes?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but what if I want to, you know...
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Okay, 25.
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♪ ♪
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♪ If I was a boat on a river ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I guess I'd know right where I was ♪
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♪ ♪
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Jogging!
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♪ Well, you won't see me ♪
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♪ Floating by facedown ♪
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♪ You just float and then ♪
♪ You know you're feeling fine ♪
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That's three days this week.
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43 minutes.
It's my personal best.
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I'm telling you,
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you gotta try this jogging thing.
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You really do. This is the...
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well, it's the healthiest I've
ever felt in my whole life.
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Hey, boss.
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I covered your office windows
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so no one can sneak a peek of...
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... Secret Project X.
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Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
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We know.
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- Doug?
- Mm?
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As your probationary secretary,
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can I ask you a question
about Secret Project X?
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You can ask me anything.
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Um, does it have to be a secret?
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I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
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if people knew what
they were excited about?
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Well, it's about, you know,
keeping people guessing,
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so that's kind of the idea.
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Oh, but...
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they're not.
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Well, maybe not out loud, Bambs, but...
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but inside, they are.
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I mean, look at them.
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They've got an itch inside their brains,
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and they don't know how to scratch it.
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♪ ♪
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But none of these people
matter anyhow, right?
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We've got an audience of one,
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and when Connie sees
what we are cooking up,
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we're gonna be writing our own ticket.
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And then I'll officially
be your gal Friday?
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Absolutely... we pull this off,
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you're gonna get a raise and benefits.
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Yes!
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Oh, but can I still do my own dental?
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Yeah, whatever you want.
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I can't believe it's real!
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It just needs
Bella's signature.
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And also, you need to
trim about 100 words
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'cause I don't want to
mess with the design.
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Oh.
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Maybe lose the bit
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about Bella finding the earring?
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What? It's the soul of the piece.
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Ugh, you really are a writer.
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Yeah!
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Oh, it feels great to be back.
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I have missed this place.
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Aw. Well, we missed you too.
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A lot of people here care about you,
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and you sort of disappeared on us.
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Well, I... I needed to figure
some stuff out, you know?
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Mm. Like Bella?
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And her escapades seem to
have brought some stability.
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And adventure.
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Yeah, Bella's been around the block now.
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Those San Marino blocks
are long and leafy.
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You don't know the half of it.
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But Bella started her journey
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through some other neighborhoods too.
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Ones with more
experimental architecture.
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Think she's tempted to revisit those?
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Well, Bella is in a... a better place
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with her husband, Gian-Paul,
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and uh, Bella needs to focus on her work
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while at work
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and nothing else.
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Do you get what I'm saying?
I'm not good at this.
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No, I get it.
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♪ But I woke up this morning ♪
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♪ With that taste in my mouth ♪
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- Oh, what's going on here?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just finishing up
some stuff for tonight.
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Oh, right. Your secret
special something.
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- What time is it again?
- Uh...
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Doors open at 8:00.
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Don't worry
if you can't make it.
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You work hard, you play hard.
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You deserve a quiet night in.
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No, I can spare 90 minutes.
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That's just an estimate.
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I didn't factor in applause breaks.
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Okay, you mind heading
in and finishing up?
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Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
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I mean, Connie's coming tonight,
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and those are really
the only eyes I need,
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so honestly, don't worry about it.
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- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Hey!
- Oh, hi! Mwah!
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Oh, both cheeks! That's new.
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Maybe I'll use that for Bella.
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- Oh, you should!
- Yeah.
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Listen, um, I'm just popping in.
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I'm gonna drop these off,
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and then I'm gonna go meet
Constance in Beverly Hills.
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Oh, excuse me.
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- Field trip with the boss?
- Mm-hmm.
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Somebody's making an impression.
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I think she just wants to give me notes
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on the August issue in her,
you know, natural habitat.
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But anyway, it's so
good that you're back.
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Oh, well, it feels great.
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Everything got so shiny.
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- I know.
- Right?
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Oh, did you look at those revisions?
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No, not yet, but I will.
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I'm just... you know, I'm swamped.
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There's just... there's
so much going on here,
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and... and I... I'm
trying to write my book,
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and I have the... the
renovations on the new condo...
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And?
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Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes,
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so I'm just getting no sleep.
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Now, is that the hotel's fault
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or your rock star boyfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend. He is just...
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The famous musician
you're shacking up with.
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I cannot believe this is my life
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and not some story that
I'm writing in my head.
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It's wild! It's almost as wild as Bella.
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Where do you come up with that stuff?
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Oh, well, actually...
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Does my hair look okay, by the way?
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I did not have time
to wash it this morning
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because I was having sex.
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Yes, yes.
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It looks perfect.
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I'm here, I'm
here, I'm here, I'm here.
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Okay, I hope you can uh, read my notes.
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They got a little bit smudged.
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Whiskey and, uh...
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... mint chip.
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What a Wednesday.
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Well, I learned from the best.
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Yes, you did. Okay, I call it...
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... Good Clean Fun.
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Oh, your dream shoot.
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Okay, I am ready. Tell me everything.
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A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
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More men that we know what to do with.
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A bathhouse? Very sexy.
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Okay, what's the angle?
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Okay.
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Communal bathing.
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Men lounging, reading,
playing board games.
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It's an exploration of the male form
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without artifice, out in the wild.
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Huh.
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Do you think it might be too, um...
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... straightforward for Minx?
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It's real.
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You know, actual male desire.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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It's, uh, it's... it's very, um...
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Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay.
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Richie's been waiting
weeks to pitch this to you.
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We've already rescheduled twice.
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- We have to pull the trigger.
- Yeah.
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I just... I don't see how, um,
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this slots into a women's magazine.
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What if, you know,
it's not in a bathhouse?
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What if it's the same,
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but just, you know, somewhere else?
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Then it would be different.
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I think that we should put a pin in it
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and we should think about
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something more aspirational, okay?
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Our centerfolds are
the ultimate fantasy.
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For our female readers.
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Sounds like you
have a very clear vision.
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Any fixes?
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Uh...
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... what about backstage?
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A-a stolen moment with a rock
star in his dressing room?
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Wow. Lightning strikes.
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How'd you come up with that one?
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I guess I'll go find us a rock star.
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Didn't your mama ever teach
you how to turn someone down?
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My mother? No.
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My mother...
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My mother wasn't around
for that kind of stuff.
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Not something you want to talk about?
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No, not really.
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Well, my mama is a serious bitch,
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and she taught me that
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if you don't like
something, you just say no.
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- Who says I didn't like it?
- You, in 40 ways.
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Body language, tone
of voice, even the way
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you keep scratching
the back of your head.
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Okay, I feel observed.
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You think it's nicer,
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but it only makes everything worse.
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00:09:33,925 --> 00:09:35,927
Just be direct.
266
00:09:36,094 --> 00:09:37,970
By the way, I've looked
over your work expenses.
267
00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:39,138
Mm-hmm?
268
00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:41,141
14 valet stubs from the Margaux.
269
00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:42,309
I'm living out of a suitcase.
270
00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:43,474
I... I... I need a place to work.
271
00:09:43,601 --> 00:09:44,811
You have an office.
272
00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:46,312
I'm not accepting these.
273
00:09:46,479 --> 00:09:47,480
- Yeah, but I'm staying...
- No.
274
00:09:48,857 --> 00:09:50,067
See how easy that was?
275
00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:52,319
Not a problem.
276
00:09:52,486 --> 00:09:53,779
Bella quivered
277
00:09:53,946 --> 00:09:55,907
as Gian-Paul shivered.
278
00:09:56,074 --> 00:09:58,493
Ooh, that's good.
279
00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,202
- Shel.
- Hi, Doug.
280
00:10:00,369 --> 00:10:01,369
Can I talk to you?
281
00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:04,582
That Bella LaRouche stuff is sexy stuff.
282
00:10:04,749 --> 00:10:05,959
It really is.
283
00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,126
I didn't expect it from a Prigger.
284
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,046
Oh, well, I've always
had a wild imagination.
285
00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:12,007
Imagination... she's married to
an orthodontist from La Cañada.
286
00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:13,592
It's actually San Marino, so...
287
00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:15,635
Either way, I need a
little bit of that sexiness
288
00:10:15,802 --> 00:10:16,846
on my special project.
289
00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,681
My copy could use a spark.
290
00:10:18,848 --> 00:10:20,599
Well, my spark doesn't come cheap.
291
00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:22,226
How's a hundred bucks
and a peek on the inside?
292
00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,394
I'm in.
293
00:10:26,439 --> 00:10:27,732
Shellfish!
294
00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:28,900
You're gonna be working pretty closely
295
00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:30,276
- with Bambs on this one.
- You know what?
296
00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:32,112
I'm on a deadline,
actually, so I should just...
297
00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:34,823
Oh, come on. It's an
afternoon, and that's...
298
00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:36,950
Well, that's
really all the time we've got.
299
00:10:37,117 --> 00:10:38,661
So I'm gonna lock you
two girls in this room,
300
00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:40,454
and please make some magic.
301
00:10:40,621 --> 00:10:42,415
Magic's on hold.
We have a huge problem.
302
00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:44,792
The archdiocese said we
can't use their venue anymore.
303
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,586
Oh, no. I guess it's all falling apart.
304
00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:47,920
- I'll just get back to...
- No, no.
305
00:10:48,087 --> 00:10:49,610
Just a little speed bump. It's a hiccup.
306
00:10:49,611 --> 00:10:51,132
- Everything's gonna be just fine.
- I'm so sorry.
307
00:10:51,299 --> 00:10:52,415
You give me one thing to do,
308
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:53,486
and I already screwed it up.
309
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,487
Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
310
00:10:54,495 --> 00:10:55,762
I'll have a new venue by lunch.
311
00:10:55,929 --> 00:10:57,097
But here's what I need you girls to do:
312
00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:58,974
just stay in this room and grind it out
313
00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,435
until you make something
great together, okay?
314
00:11:00,601 --> 00:11:01,643
Please.
315
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,824
♪ ♪
316
00:11:13,991 --> 00:11:15,409
Sorry, appointment only.
317
00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:16,618
She has one.
318
00:11:16,784 --> 00:11:19,245
♪ ♪
319
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,874
- This is Betty, the designer.
- Hi.
320
00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,834
My latest discovery.
321
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:28,172
An all-female staff
confronting the sartorial ennui
322
00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:29,841
of the working women's wardrobe.
323
00:11:30,008 --> 00:11:31,884
Right. Uh...
324
00:11:32,051 --> 00:11:33,677
okay, well, while I agree
325
00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:36,514
that professional women do
need more clothing options,
326
00:11:36,681 --> 00:11:40,518
I wonder if uh, fashion coverage
is beyond the scope of...
327
00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:43,397
No, we're
not here for the magazine.
328
00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:46,734
We're actually here for you.
329
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,900
I'll grab the second rack.
330
00:11:47,901 --> 00:11:49,402
A little wardrobe rethink.
331
00:11:49,569 --> 00:11:51,739
Multiple racks?
332
00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:53,658
Didn't realize my wardrobe was so stale.
333
00:11:53,824 --> 00:11:55,493
Oh, you have beautiful style. You do.
334
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:59,039
It just needs to catch up to
the woman that you've become
335
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:01,625
and the magazine that you've
elevated so beautifully.
336
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,459
Okay. That's very kind.
337
00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,379
Thank you, Constance, but it's...
338
00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:06,755
I actually put a lot of
thought into what I wear.
339
00:12:06,922 --> 00:12:09,216
Right.
340
00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:13,346
Navy suits and pussy
bows, they got you here,
341
00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:15,723
but you do not need to dress like a man
342
00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:17,350
to earn the respect of one.
343
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,558
Mm-mm.
344
00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:20,561
Not anymore.
345
00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:23,231
Surely, there is something
here that catches your eye.
346
00:12:23,398 --> 00:12:26,235
♪ ♪
347
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:28,070
Huh.
348
00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:31,490
What a figure!
349
00:12:31,657 --> 00:12:33,075
See, I had a feeling.
350
00:12:33,242 --> 00:12:34,535
Y... yeah.
351
00:12:34,702 --> 00:12:37,413
It feels like a bit of a departure.
352
00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:40,709
No one at your level
353
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,878
is claiming sexuality and intelligence
354
00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:45,588
with equal confidence.
355
00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:49,884
We can be powerful and feminine.
356
00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:53,596
Give our girls something to aspire to.
357
00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:55,933
See, I had to make this
all up as I went along.
358
00:12:56,100 --> 00:13:00,021
And boy, do I have
the scars to prove it.
359
00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:03,275
Let me ease your path a little.
360
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:07,028
I have loved having you to look to.
361
00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:08,988
It's not something I'm used to.
362
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:13,535
And I have really enjoyed having
a smart younger woman to fuss over.
363
00:13:15,579 --> 00:13:16,956
No one is gonna force
you to do something
364
00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:18,124
that you don't want to do.
365
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,084
Ah.
366
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:24,630
Why don't you wear this
out, see how you feel?
367
00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:27,550
If you don't like it,
we'll scrap the whole thing.
368
00:13:27,717 --> 00:13:30,595
♪ ♪
369
00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:31,930
You know what?
370
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:34,141
I think we might have room after all.
371
00:13:34,308 --> 00:13:36,142
Bring back one of those
chunky books for her to read.
372
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,148
Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
373
00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:44,151
♪ ♪
374
00:13:47,155 --> 00:13:49,949
She's not dumb. This
can't be in the magazine.
375
00:13:50,116 --> 00:13:51,241
Honey, lift up your chin a little bit.
376
00:13:51,408 --> 00:13:53,536
Less bored, more judgmental.
377
00:13:53,703 --> 00:13:56,373
You don't care how hard
he worked on that song.
378
00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:57,999
You're at 90% fuck you.
379
00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,960
You need to bring this
thing down to about ten.
380
00:14:00,127 --> 00:14:01,295
Only 90?
381
00:14:01,462 --> 00:14:03,130
Hey, Danny, fly in that typewriter.
382
00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:04,757
She wants everyone to
know how busy she is.
383
00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,674
Oh, um, typewriting costs extra.
384
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:09,053
- Richie?
- Excuse me.
385
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,013
What?
386
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,556
We both know I should be
shooting Bathhouse right now.
387
00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:15,602
She's the boss, remember?
388
00:14:15,769 --> 00:14:17,270
Joyce and I used to have a dialogue.
389
00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:19,689
Now it feels like a lecture.
390
00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:22,192
I understand your frustration.
391
00:14:22,359 --> 00:14:25,028
If you can't do this
concept, just scrap the shoot.
392
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,905
We'll go with a retrospective.
393
00:14:27,072 --> 00:14:28,156
Easy.
394
00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:30,034
The magazine isn't even a year old.
395
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,744
That's creative bankruptcy.
396
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:34,414
Telling your boss to go screw
herself is career suicide.
397
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,208
Don't sweat it.
398
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,459
I already pulled some goofy,
behind-the-scenes shots.
399
00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,878
- We can just...
- Stop hurting me.
400
00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:42,672
Okay.
401
00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:44,883
I'll figure it out.
402
00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:51,474
What?
403
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,058
No, I swear.
404
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,852
I thought I was done,
but she kept squealing,
405
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,895
so I shoved both my hands back inside
406
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,064
and pulled out another piglet.
407
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,566
Oh, my God.
408
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,985
The things that happen
to you on the 405.
409
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,028
Oh, I have missed these stories.
410
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,073
Oh, my God, and look
how fast the work went.
411
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,241
Is there anything else? Are we...
412
00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:09,325
- No, I think that's it.
- Okay.
413
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,618
Should we have sex now?
414
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,372
Oh, n... no. Uh, but... no.
415
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,083
I... um, I... I can't do that again.
416
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,877
I just thought with you
coming back here, just...
417
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,546
Yeah, well, I'm...
418
00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:23,048
Bambi, I'm back, but
we need to be friends.
419
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,550
No more... you know.
420
00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:26,761
- Orgasms.
- Yes, that.
421
00:15:26,928 --> 00:15:29,264
Or any associated behaviors.
422
00:15:29,431 --> 00:15:30,724
That's okay.
423
00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:32,058
I love friends.
424
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:33,225
Friends are the family you choose,
425
00:15:33,351 --> 00:15:35,188
and you don't have sex with family.
426
00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:36,772
Unless it's your stepsibling.
427
00:15:36,939 --> 00:15:38,857
And even then, you
have to keep it a secret
428
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:40,275
because of his political career.
429
00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:42,694
I just want you to be happy.
430
00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:44,655
Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
431
00:15:44,822 --> 00:15:45,822
Good.
432
00:15:45,907 --> 00:15:47,283
So am I.
433
00:15:50,204 --> 00:15:52,122
Beautiful, beautiful.
434
00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:56,043
Yeah, you've got a lot of girls
out there that'll wanna see this.
435
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,295
That's nice. That's great.
436
00:15:58,462 --> 00:15:59,880
That's excellent.
437
00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:02,049
David, shoot more toward the camera.
438
00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:08,389
Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
439
00:16:08,556 --> 00:16:13,102
♪ She taught me to run ♪
440
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:14,270
♪ ♪
441
00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:16,481
My day opened up.
442
00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:19,068
Let's get you in the shot.
443
00:16:19,235 --> 00:16:20,486
Hey, Andy, let's get her in the shot.
444
00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:21,611
She already is.
445
00:16:21,612 --> 00:16:22,780
We're on the clock, hon'. Budge up.
446
00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:24,240
Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
447
00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:26,075
Yes, um, where do you want me to...
448
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:27,993
Um, yeah, you should go over there.
449
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,372
Back there in the gazebo, cabana thing.
450
00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:34,751
♪ ♪
451
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:36,670
- Hi, I'm...
- Joyce Prigger.
452
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:37,879
- Yeah, that's me.
- Fun.
453
00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:40,590
- You writing a story?
- Uh, yeah.
454
00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:42,092
Yeah, I could be if there's,
you know, one to tell.
455
00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:43,259
You want any nuggets included?
456
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,636
Just make it clear
457
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,931
Carrie and Neil are very happy together.
458
00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:48,933
- Mm-hmm.
- Groupies are always circling.
459
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,101
Move quick if you want a drink.
460
00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:52,311
They devour everything.
461
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,940
Well, you're just
in time 'cause we're all out.
462
00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:57,942
- There you go.
- Mm, thank you.
463
00:16:58,109 --> 00:17:01,488
- Love your dress.
- Thank you.
464
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,657
Um, so...
465
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,409
We're with Graham.
466
00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:07,160
He wanted our eyes on this.
467
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,580
Did he?
468
00:17:08,746 --> 00:17:10,031
And how do you know Graham?
469
00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:12,748
I was at this party and got
invited onstage to play the shakers.
470
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,209
You don't say?
471
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:16,004
He told her that she had the best rhythm
472
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,047
- of any girl he'd ever met.
- Stop.
473
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:19,214
Joyce, my minx,
474
00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:20,257
you want something from the kitchen?
475
00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,258
We're putting in an order.
476
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,678
- Um...
- Oh, my God.
477
00:17:22,845 --> 00:17:24,221
- You're the Minx lady?
- Mm-hmm.
478
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,597
Oh, my God!
479
00:17:25,764 --> 00:17:27,265
My mom loves your magazine.
480
00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,225
Your mom? That is great.
481
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,686
That's so... that's so great.
482
00:17:30,853 --> 00:17:33,272
We have a lot of older, um, readers.
483
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,608
- How old is your mom?
- 32 next week.
484
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:37,027
And you're dating Graham?
485
00:17:37,193 --> 00:17:40,405
Uh, would definitely not say dating.
486
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:43,198
So what about you?
487
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:46,244
I mean, what is Joyce Prigger
doing in the fun time cabana?
488
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,001
You know, that is a great question.
489
00:17:58,841 --> 00:18:01,636
♪ ♪
490
00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:11,480
♪ Listen to the music ♪
491
00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:12,647
♪ Listen to the music ♪
492
00:18:12,731 --> 00:18:13,774
- Hey.
- Hi.
493
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,025
VIPs this way.
494
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,738
♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪
495
00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,491
♪ ♪
496
00:18:21,658 --> 00:18:22,658
Ooh, Joyce!
497
00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:24,327
Looking good.
498
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:27,414
Tina! Oh, I am touched.
499
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,374
- Don't make me regret the compliment.
- Oh.
500
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,875
- Isn't she stunning?
- Mm-hmm.
501
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,710
How do you feel?
502
00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:34,045
♪ ♪
503
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:35,881
Like myself.
504
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,092
You were right. You were right.
505
00:18:38,258 --> 00:18:39,258
Thank you for the push.
506
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,011
Aw, that's my girl.
507
00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:42,806
All right, a toast.
508
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:45,140
Doug even got me my favorite. Drambuie.
509
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:47,393
Oh, thank you.
510
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,938
Cheers.
511
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:51,105
What do you think this is?
512
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,982
Mm.
513
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:55,860
Ladies and gentleladies,
the show is about to begin...
514
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:57,655
That is strong.
515
00:18:57,822 --> 00:19:00,573
... and so please take
your seats and clear your minds,
516
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,494
because the journey starts now.
517
00:19:08,207 --> 00:19:09,834
And that's why I deserve a raise.
518
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,586
Quit yer yappin'!
519
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:14,423
Hike up that skirt
and show me those legs.
520
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:15,588
Where's my dinner?
521
00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:17,425
You promised me ham!
522
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,428
If God
wanted your opinion,
523
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:20,721
he would've made you a man.
524
00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:22,973
Et tu, padre?
525
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,601
Oh!
526
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,730
It's so hard being a woman in 1973.
527
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:31,898
If only there was a
way to make a change.
528
00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:38,865
I said, if only there was a way
529
00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:40,325
to make a change!
530
00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,954
A dirty lamp?
531
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:45,955
A woman's job is never done.
532
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,503
A magic genie?
533
00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:57,844
I'm here to grant you three wishes.
534
00:19:58,011 --> 00:20:00,430
Hmm, wow.
535
00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:04,517
I guess my first wish would
be to find a man who gets it.
536
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:06,460
Your wish is my command...
537
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,564
at Club Minx!
538
00:20:10,816 --> 00:20:12,443
That's right, ladies!
539
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:15,529
Welcome to the club where
you come first and often!
540
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:16,864
♪ When you gonna wake up ♪
541
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,408
Don't worry about dinner tonight,
542
00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:22,703
because what Maurice has
cooking is piping hot!
543
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,664
♪ ♪
544
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,003
♪ ♪
545
00:20:33,423 --> 00:20:35,091
Don't get your panties in a bunch.
546
00:20:35,258 --> 00:20:37,553
Ivan's here to take 'em off...
547
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,597
... and iron them.
548
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,766
♪ Hollywood high ♪
549
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,980
♪ Hollywood high ♪
550
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,064
Oh...
551
00:20:49,065 --> 00:20:51,108
♪ ♪
552
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,904
Are you feeling
underappreciated, ladies?
553
00:20:54,071 --> 00:20:57,324
Well maybe tonight Nestor can help,
554
00:20:57,491 --> 00:21:01,204
'cause he's gonna take really
good care of your children.
555
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,833
And last but definitely
not least, ladies,
556
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,461
remember you're not
alone in this revolution.
557
00:21:08,628 --> 00:21:10,463
Oh, no!
558
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:14,844
Because my guy Xavier
isn't afraid to fight...
559
00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:16,679
for your rights!
560
00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:21,600
♪ ♪
561
00:21:25,813 --> 00:21:27,731
♪ ♪
562
00:21:27,899 --> 00:21:31,862
♪ They say in
Hollywood the garden grows ♪
563
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:35,156
♪ They say in Hollywood
that everyone knows ♪
564
00:21:35,323 --> 00:21:36,992
♪ Oh ♪
565
00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:39,286
♪ ♪
566
00:21:41,454 --> 00:21:43,291
♪ ♪
567
00:21:43,457 --> 00:21:46,085
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
568
00:21:46,252 --> 00:21:48,296
That's how you start a show, boys!
569
00:21:48,462 --> 00:21:49,839
Sexy, sexy! Keep
fluffing, keep fluffing!
570
00:21:50,006 --> 00:21:51,549
Doug, last looks on Maurice.
571
00:21:57,514 --> 00:21:58,932
Let's just see.
572
00:21:59,099 --> 00:22:00,767
Stick this in there. Don't be shy.
573
00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:02,352
- For real?
- It's not a judgment.
574
00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:04,897
It's stagecraft, Mo.
Just do what I'm asking.
575
00:22:08,984 --> 00:22:10,569
All the letters I can write
576
00:22:10,736 --> 00:22:12,280
are not as fair as this.
577
00:22:12,447 --> 00:22:14,073
Syllables of velvet,
578
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,451
depths of ruby, undrained.
579
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,123
♪ ♪
580
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,015
And a bathhouse was too much?
581
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:40,435
♪ ♪
582
00:22:40,602 --> 00:22:42,479
- Where's Joyce?
- Depends.
583
00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:45,482
Where'd you land on the shoot?
584
00:22:45,649 --> 00:22:48,152
Deadline's a deadline.
585
00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:50,904
♪ ♪
586
00:22:51,071 --> 00:22:53,907
Now, am I supposed to
find the baby attractive?
587
00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:55,368
Because I do.
588
00:22:55,534 --> 00:22:58,746
But is that the intention of the piece?
589
00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:00,998
Probably best to not
think about it too hard.
590
00:23:01,165 --> 00:23:02,584
Hey, Xavier. Come here
for a sec, would ya?
591
00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:03,794
Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
592
00:23:03,795 --> 00:23:04,877
Okay, you see that woman over there?
593
00:23:04,878 --> 00:23:06,212
Mm.
594
00:23:06,379 --> 00:23:07,379
See the one I'm pointing at?
595
00:23:07,463 --> 00:23:09,049
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
596
00:23:09,216 --> 00:23:11,009
You got something special in you, man.
597
00:23:11,176 --> 00:23:12,552
- Know what I mean?
- Mm.
598
00:23:12,719 --> 00:23:13,769
You've been working
your whole life for it.
599
00:23:13,887 --> 00:23:15,055
Well, now's the moment.
600
00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:17,517
I want you to go make
that woman feel alive
601
00:23:17,684 --> 00:23:19,602
the way only the X-man can.
602
00:23:21,895 --> 00:23:23,146
You know, my name actually isn't Xavier.
603
00:23:23,313 --> 00:23:24,440
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
- Okay.
604
00:23:24,441 --> 00:23:25,565
But that's what I'm
gonna need from you, okay?
605
00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:26,818
Okay.
606
00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:28,277
No, no, no, no, no.
607
00:23:28,444 --> 00:23:29,654
Sexy baby's on stage.
Just give him a second.
608
00:23:29,821 --> 00:23:32,366
You have one final wish.
609
00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:34,785
Use it wisely.
610
00:23:34,952 --> 00:23:38,163
I wish women ruled the world.
611
00:23:39,748 --> 00:23:41,250
As the next President
of the United States,
612
00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,502
do you promise to protect life, liberty,
613
00:23:43,669 --> 00:23:45,380
and the pursuit of...
614
00:23:45,547 --> 00:23:46,631
sexiness?
615
00:23:46,798 --> 00:23:49,092
I do, America.
616
00:23:52,053 --> 00:23:53,513
♪ ♪
617
00:23:55,098 --> 00:23:57,934
♪ ♪
618
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,572
♪ Friends say it's fine ♪
619
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,240
♪ Friends say it's good ♪
620
00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:12,742
♪ Everybody says ♪
621
00:24:12,908 --> 00:24:16,121
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
622
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,290
♪ ♪
623
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,045
♪ I move like a cat ♪
♪ Charge like a ram ♪
624
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:26,423
♪ Sting like a bee, babe
I wanna be your man ♪
625
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,385
♪ ♪
626
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,931
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
627
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,558
♪ You were meant for me ♪
628
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,352
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪
629
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,479
♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪
630
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,440
♪ ♪
631
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:50,115
♪ Friends say it's fine ♪
♪ Friends say it's good ♪
632
00:24:50,283 --> 00:24:51,785
♪ Everybody says ♪
633
00:24:51,951 --> 00:24:56,580
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
634
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:58,208
♪ ♪
635
00:24:58,374 --> 00:24:59,667
M-I-N-X!
636
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,586
M-I-N-X!
637
00:25:01,753 --> 00:25:03,880
- What club is this?
- Club Minx!
638
00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:05,800
Yeah! So good!
639
00:25:05,966 --> 00:25:07,551
So sexy, guys!
640
00:25:07,718 --> 00:25:10,053
That was excellent.
Really good, really good.
641
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,014
Hey, tip these guys out,
okay? Give 'em some real money.
642
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:13,265
I'm so proud of you guys!
643
00:25:13,432 --> 00:25:16,310
Block off '73 and '74!
644
00:25:16,477 --> 00:25:19,021
We got a fucking hit!
I love you guys so much.
645
00:25:19,189 --> 00:25:20,190
Hey!
646
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,986
You said you wanted a big
idea, I gave you gravity, huh?
647
00:25:26,153 --> 00:25:27,447
I haven't been this entertained
648
00:25:27,614 --> 00:25:29,449
since Nat King Cole sung at my wedding.
649
00:25:29,616 --> 00:25:30,784
Oh, I knew it!
650
00:25:30,951 --> 00:25:32,369
But this is just the start!
651
00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:34,372
I want to start with
medium-size markets,
652
00:25:34,539 --> 00:25:36,582
two troupes, East Coast, West Coast.
653
00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:38,793
- Really just...
- Joyce has some concerns.
654
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,419
Oh, yeah. I saw you.
655
00:25:40,585 --> 00:25:43,172
You seemed to be very
concerned with my pal Xavier.
656
00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:45,091
The show was really fun.
657
00:25:45,258 --> 00:25:47,218
It was acrobatic,
658
00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:50,222
and the men had impressive physiques.
659
00:25:50,389 --> 00:25:52,057
Oh, these boys have rock-hard bodies.
660
00:25:52,224 --> 00:25:55,060
It takes real dedication,
and they got it.
661
00:25:55,227 --> 00:25:56,812
I saw you liking it.
662
00:25:56,979 --> 00:25:58,313
You throw a great party.
663
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,065
Oh, thank you.
664
00:26:00,232 --> 00:26:02,485
But I don't want to be the host of it.
665
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:05,572
It just... it wasn't Minx.
666
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,533
Well, what are you talking about, right?
667
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,411
Minx is so much more
than a magazine now.
668
00:26:10,578 --> 00:26:12,453
We can be whatever the
fuck we want, right?
669
00:26:13,997 --> 00:26:15,165
No one at our level
670
00:26:15,331 --> 00:26:19,795
is claiming sexuality and
intelligence with equal confidence,
671
00:26:19,962 --> 00:26:23,716
and this was one of those
things, but it just...
672
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,720
I don't see a world where
it ever becomes both.
673
00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:33,602
You said you wanted to be wowed, right?
674
00:26:33,768 --> 00:26:35,729
Well, were you fucking wowed tonight?
675
00:26:35,896 --> 00:26:38,356
Yes, and as much as I enjoyed myself,
676
00:26:38,523 --> 00:26:39,859
I have to defer to Joyce.
677
00:26:40,026 --> 00:26:42,360
That was our deal.
678
00:26:42,527 --> 00:26:45,071
But Joyce, you look at that.
679
00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:49,118
Sexual liberation on display.
680
00:26:49,285 --> 00:26:51,245
Doug, the answer is no.
681
00:26:51,412 --> 00:26:52,496
I'm sorry.
682
00:26:58,169 --> 00:27:00,547
♪ And she treats me ♪
683
00:27:00,714 --> 00:27:02,257
♪ Like I don't care ♪
684
00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:04,551
I can barely hear the "fuck you."
685
00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:06,595
- Joyce loved them.
- Of course she did.
686
00:27:06,762 --> 00:27:08,473
- These are amazing.
- Mm.
687
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,142
Bathhouse would've been better.
688
00:27:11,309 --> 00:27:12,936
You weren't really gonna do
a retrospective, were you?
689
00:27:13,102 --> 00:27:14,854
No. Even I know that's a bad idea.
690
00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:17,357
Hmm.
691
00:27:17,523 --> 00:27:18,650
You know, you're really good
692
00:27:18,816 --> 00:27:20,568
at this whole managing people thing.
693
00:27:20,735 --> 00:27:22,071
It's my job.
694
00:27:22,238 --> 00:27:23,279
But I'm not sure I like
it when you do it to me.
695
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,740
Sometimes you're the job.
696
00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,285
But you're worth it.
697
00:27:28,452 --> 00:27:29,912
Look what you can do.
698
00:27:32,873 --> 00:27:34,333
You think anyone else
knows how good we are?
699
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:37,337
♪ ♪
700
00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,798
Not a chance.
701
00:27:39,965 --> 00:27:42,300
♪ To have and to hold ♪
702
00:27:42,467 --> 00:27:44,177
♪ To say in my soul ♪
703
00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:45,679
Chin up, okay?
704
00:27:45,845 --> 00:27:47,430
No one can take away
what you did out there.
705
00:27:50,684 --> 00:27:51,769
Oh...
706
00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:53,271
Hey, I know it hurts.
707
00:27:53,437 --> 00:27:54,563
I mean, I only worked on it a day,
708
00:27:54,730 --> 00:27:55,856
and I'm very disappointed.
709
00:27:56,023 --> 00:27:57,775
I can't imagine how you're feeling.
710
00:27:59,236 --> 00:28:00,987
When you dream something up
711
00:28:01,153 --> 00:28:03,322
and someone just takes it away...
712
00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:05,450
I don't think I have it in me.
713
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:07,077
Business is so mean.
714
00:28:07,244 --> 00:28:08,745
It is mean,
715
00:28:08,912 --> 00:28:10,580
but you just need a good
night's sleep, you know?
716
00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:12,542
Oh.
717
00:28:12,709 --> 00:28:14,877
Will you stay a little longer?
718
00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:16,044
I just need a friend.
719
00:28:16,211 --> 00:28:17,713
I don't want to be alone tonight.
720
00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:20,675
♪ ♪
721
00:28:20,842 --> 00:28:22,302
You know what? I wish
I could, but I just...
722
00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:23,928
I... I have to get home.
723
00:28:24,095 --> 00:28:25,596
I'm sorry.
724
00:28:25,763 --> 00:28:27,099
It's okay.
725
00:28:27,266 --> 00:28:30,102
♪ ♪
726
00:28:35,858 --> 00:28:37,526
What a waste.
727
00:28:42,073 --> 00:28:46,160
You know, I haven't had a
boss since I was 16 years old,
728
00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:48,245
and now I have two,
729
00:28:48,412 --> 00:28:50,790
and one of them is
Joyce fucking Prigger.
730
00:28:50,957 --> 00:28:52,375
I was wondering when you
were gonna figure that out.
731
00:28:52,542 --> 00:28:54,377
I have been busting my ass.
732
00:28:54,544 --> 00:28:56,505
I've been working so hard, Tines.
733
00:28:56,672 --> 00:28:58,215
And what do I have to show for it?
734
00:28:58,382 --> 00:29:00,926
A Rolls-Royce, a six-figure deal,
735
00:29:01,093 --> 00:29:03,429
and... how many Speedos did you buy?
736
00:29:03,596 --> 00:29:04,680
Minimum was 2,000.
737
00:29:04,847 --> 00:29:06,599
I got a little cocky and bought 4,000.
738
00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:08,976
You could uh, slap a Minx logo on 'em.
739
00:29:09,143 --> 00:29:10,604
Please don't.
740
00:29:10,771 --> 00:29:14,191
What do you say we
hop in your fancy car,
741
00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:16,234
drive up the coast,
742
00:29:16,401 --> 00:29:18,362
get lost where no one can reach us?
743
00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:23,658
Only if you drive so I
can get drunk in the car.
744
00:29:23,825 --> 00:29:25,119
Deal.
745
00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:31,000
You never said goodbye.
746
00:29:32,627 --> 00:29:34,587
I was told not to interrupt the talent.
747
00:29:34,754 --> 00:29:36,172
I made a mistake.
748
00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:37,965
I wanted you there, it's
just... I don't know.
749
00:29:38,132 --> 00:29:41,053
Sometimes... sometimes I get caught up.
750
00:29:43,555 --> 00:29:46,100
You're a star, Graham.
751
00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:47,893
And you should enjoy that.
752
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:50,646
I plan on doing the same.
753
00:29:50,813 --> 00:29:51,814
Just not with you.
754
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:53,733
Come on.
755
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,443
- Don't be mad.
- I'm not.
756
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,114
Look, we had a lot of fun,
757
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,033
and you introduced me
to my new favorite hotel.
758
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,994
All right. Okay.
759
00:30:05,161 --> 00:30:07,038
Yeah.
760
00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:08,206
Well, can we at least just...
761
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,959
- Good night, Graham.
- Okay.
762
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,839
If you change your mind...
763
00:30:15,005 --> 00:30:16,216
I'll be over here.
764
00:30:26,184 --> 00:30:27,419
- Was that...
- Yeah.
765
00:30:29,965 --> 00:30:32,762
♪ ♪
766
00:30:33,635 --> 00:30:36,579
♪ Thunder and
lightning in my eyes ♪
767
00:30:36,724 --> 00:30:38,905
♪ And when the train ♪
768
00:30:39,051 --> 00:30:40,504
♪ Began to move ♪
769
00:30:40,649 --> 00:30:44,430
♪ Then she waved goodbye ♪
♪ To being for a while ♪
770
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:45,847
♪ ♪
771
00:30:45,992 --> 00:30:48,137
♪ All the air ♪
772
00:30:48,282 --> 00:30:51,225
♪ Just seemed quite foggy ♪
♪ To me ♪
773
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,843
♪ ♪
774
00:31:00,386 --> 00:31:03,729
♪ We have spoken in a way ♪
775
00:31:03,874 --> 00:31:06,055
♪ And I knew ♪
776
00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:09,871
♪ That I had known her before this day ♪
777
00:31:10,017 --> 00:31:12,851
♪ Echoing inside the ♪
778
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:15,032
♪ Memories ♪
779
00:31:15,178 --> 00:31:17,758
♪ Still unknown to me ♪
780
00:31:17,903 --> 00:31:19,612
♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪
781
00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:21,865
♪ Can you love someone ♪
782
00:31:22,011 --> 00:31:25,427
♪ You've only met ♪
♪ A while ago ♪
783
00:31:25,572 --> 00:31:27,571
♪ ♪
784
00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:29,934
♪ Is it just a life ♪
785
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,442
♪ A lifetime gone ♪
786
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:35,277
♪ ♪
787
00:31:36,331 --> 00:31:38,802
♪ Sing ba-da-da-da ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
788
00:31:38,947 --> 00:31:41,672
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
789
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:44,145
♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
790
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:45,388
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