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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:05,993 --> 00:00:07,036 [DOUG] You said you wanted splashy. 3 00:00:07,203 --> 00:00:09,038 - Is this splashy enough? - Well, it's a beginning. 4 00:00:09,163 --> 00:00:11,249 I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer. 5 00:00:11,415 --> 00:00:13,459 And I'm art director, which is an actual title. 6 00:00:13,584 --> 00:00:14,669 I have fans now. 7 00:00:14,835 --> 00:00:16,587 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy 8 00:00:16,754 --> 00:00:18,089 and they live in castles 9 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:19,590 and hire me to shoot their playthings. 10 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,300 [DOUG] We could turn Minx into so much more 11 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:22,467 than just a magazine. 12 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:24,262 Merchandising, uh, events, 13 00:00:24,428 --> 00:00:26,973 international editions, taking this thing global. 14 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:29,100 Something is going on with you. 15 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:31,185 Whatever this is, I want to figure it out with you. 16 00:00:33,104 --> 00:00:34,605 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 17 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,691 - Am I a celebrity? - Sure, you're a celebrity. 18 00:00:36,857 --> 00:00:38,484 [JOYCE] Doesn't it seem like people are longing 19 00:00:38,651 --> 00:00:41,028 for a way to be more open about sexuality 20 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:42,613 without feeling shame? 21 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,991 God save the queen of dicks. 22 00:00:45,116 --> 00:00:46,659 [JOYCE] And, you know, I don't think it stops there. 23 00:00:46,784 --> 00:00:49,120 I-I think this feels like the beginning of something. 24 00:00:51,706 --> 00:00:54,375 [EUGENE BLACKNELL'S "GET IN A HURRY" PLAYING] 25 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:57,169 ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:57,295 --> 00:00:59,088 [EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 27 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:02,300 [MODEL] Hey. 28 00:01:02,466 --> 00:01:04,176 [EUGENE] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪ 29 00:01:04,302 --> 00:01:07,430 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:07,972 --> 00:01:12,143 ♪ I can't believe ♪ 31 00:01:13,227 --> 00:01:15,438 - ♪ My baby done put me down ♪ - Thank you. 32 00:01:15,563 --> 00:01:17,815 [LAUGHTER] 33 00:01:17,982 --> 00:01:20,651 [DOUG] Sunset Boulevard. You got 90,000 eyes a day. 34 00:01:20,818 --> 00:01:22,278 That is a wonderful idea, Doug. 35 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:23,821 Truly inspired. 36 00:01:23,988 --> 00:01:25,364 Really? 'Cause yesterday you said 37 00:01:25,531 --> 00:01:28,618 that billboards were "a blight on the public commons." 38 00:01:28,783 --> 00:01:29,952 Well, you know what, I slept on it, 39 00:01:30,119 --> 00:01:31,370 and it's a winner. [LAUGHS] 40 00:01:31,537 --> 00:01:33,497 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 41 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:36,583 [TINA] Yes, Bambi. 42 00:01:36,584 --> 00:01:38,002 Um, who are those people 43 00:01:38,127 --> 00:01:39,420 and why do they keep taking our picture? 44 00:01:39,587 --> 00:01:41,380 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 45 00:01:41,505 --> 00:01:42,840 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 46 00:01:43,007 --> 00:01:44,884 You really need to read my memos, Bambi. 47 00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:46,510 Oh, I don't read memos on principle. 48 00:01:46,676 --> 00:01:47,887 But fun. 49 00:01:48,054 --> 00:01:49,054 Yes, it is. 50 00:01:49,096 --> 00:01:51,307 It's... so much fun. 51 00:01:51,474 --> 00:01:53,434 [TINA] Big day today, big shoot, big issue. 52 00:01:53,601 --> 00:01:55,019 Does anyone know where Richie is? 53 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:56,520 Art department's still waiting on his approval, 54 00:01:56,687 --> 00:01:58,146 and I don't know why he's not here. 55 00:01:58,313 --> 00:01:59,357 I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. 56 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:02,026 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, more. 57 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:03,527 Both. Also both. 58 00:02:03,694 --> 00:02:05,696 You know my budgets aren't suggestions, right? 59 00:02:05,863 --> 00:02:07,114 Just how over are we? 60 00:02:07,281 --> 00:02:08,908 Twenty percent and counting. 61 00:02:09,075 --> 00:02:11,369 Eh, that's a rounding error in my book. 62 00:02:11,494 --> 00:02:14,080 I think we need to support this man's vision. 63 00:02:14,246 --> 00:02:15,246 You've earned it. 64 00:02:15,373 --> 00:02:17,416 Thank you, Connie. 65 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,460 And in other news, the, uh, comment cards 66 00:02:19,627 --> 00:02:23,172 for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond, 67 00:02:23,339 --> 00:02:24,340 came out, and they're, uh... 68 00:02:26,341 --> 00:02:28,511 ... they're very positive. [LAUGHS] 69 00:02:28,678 --> 00:02:30,179 Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you. 70 00:02:30,346 --> 00:02:32,139 Somebody said, "Original." 71 00:02:32,306 --> 00:02:33,724 "Mind-blowing." 72 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,643 "The biggest development in science 73 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:36,894 since the Punnett square." 74 00:02:37,061 --> 00:02:38,396 I wrote that one. 75 00:02:38,562 --> 00:02:40,398 And how are we looking on the calendars? 76 00:02:40,564 --> 00:02:42,650 [DOUG] I think we've got some really sexy options. 77 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:44,901 Oh, Joycie, I pulled off the lady quotes. 78 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:48,364 So now it's just thick and juicy slices of beefcake. 79 00:02:50,032 --> 00:02:51,492 Yum. 80 00:02:51,659 --> 00:02:53,452 [EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 81 00:02:53,619 --> 00:02:56,580 ♪ ♪ 82 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:58,416 ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 83 00:02:58,582 --> 00:03:00,376 What the hell was that? 84 00:03:00,543 --> 00:03:03,087 We've got Rolling Stone posted up, 85 00:03:03,212 --> 00:03:06,215 and all of a sudden you decide to respect me? 86 00:03:06,382 --> 00:03:08,008 Well, I-I don't... I don't know what you mean. 87 00:03:08,175 --> 00:03:09,844 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 88 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:11,762 [DOUG] Come on, Prigger, please. 89 00:03:11,929 --> 00:03:13,597 What are you doing? 90 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:15,433 This is our thing. 91 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:16,767 We fight, we bang heads, 92 00:03:16,934 --> 00:03:18,561 but then we come together and we make magic. 93 00:03:18,728 --> 00:03:20,771 It is very Minx-y. 94 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:22,440 When did that become an adjective? 95 00:03:22,606 --> 00:03:23,983 I just don't understand why you're trying 96 00:03:24,108 --> 00:03:25,609 to bore this reporter out of a story. 97 00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:28,779 Do you have any idea who Simon Michaels is? 98 00:03:28,946 --> 00:03:30,906 Y-you-you've brought death to our door. 99 00:03:31,073 --> 00:03:33,868 Okay, this guy, he writes searing exposés. 100 00:03:33,993 --> 00:03:35,202 He uncovers malfeasance. 101 00:03:35,369 --> 00:03:37,037 He topples despots. 102 00:03:37,204 --> 00:03:39,498 Last I checked, you are not a third world dictator, Joyce. 103 00:03:39,623 --> 00:03:40,833 I think we'll be okay. 104 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:42,501 [JOYCE] Yeah, well, still, one never knows 105 00:03:42,626 --> 00:03:44,377 what's going to bring 'em down, you know? 106 00:03:44,545 --> 00:03:45,963 Have you read a word about Nixon? 107 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:48,549 He's the president of the United States. 108 00:03:48,716 --> 00:03:50,760 We publish a dick mag. 109 00:03:50,885 --> 00:03:52,052 Although right now, 110 00:03:52,219 --> 00:03:53,846 I don't know who's more paranoid. 111 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:56,140 In just six months, sales are through the roof. 112 00:03:56,307 --> 00:03:58,392 Okay, writers beg to contribute. 113 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:00,811 We're on top. I mean, come on, why risk that? 114 00:04:00,978 --> 00:04:04,523 Because, Joycie, if we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 115 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:07,485 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 116 00:04:07,651 --> 00:04:09,487 No... you mean launch Beyond. 117 00:04:09,612 --> 00:04:10,612 Okay? I'm not an idiot. 118 00:04:10,696 --> 00:04:12,490 I'm not risking Minx 119 00:04:12,656 --> 00:04:15,201 just so you can give your pet project a boost. 120 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:16,660 So this is about jealousy? 121 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:19,038 Oh, my God, no. I'm very... I'm very happy 122 00:04:19,163 --> 00:04:20,581 for you and your new celebrity friend... 123 00:04:20,748 --> 00:04:21,874 [DOUG] My editor, Joyce, 124 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,334 Carl Sagan. 125 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,252 Yeah, that kind of press is a distraction. 126 00:04:25,419 --> 00:04:27,671 And what was that hatchet job you did on my calendar? 127 00:04:27,838 --> 00:04:29,298 There it is. So you were pissed. 128 00:04:29,423 --> 00:04:30,925 Doug, I spent hours curating 129 00:04:31,091 --> 00:04:33,010 this-this treasure trove of feminist witticisms. 130 00:04:33,135 --> 00:04:34,844 It pulled focus from the schlongs. 131 00:04:35,012 --> 00:04:36,847 Schlongs without context are just schlongs, okay? 132 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:38,349 It's the quotes that make them Minx-y. 133 00:04:38,516 --> 00:04:39,642 God damn it. 134 00:04:39,809 --> 00:04:41,811 There it is, kid! There's the pepper! 135 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:43,479 Where was that in the meeting? 136 00:04:43,604 --> 00:04:44,897 [LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 137 00:04:44,964 --> 00:04:46,022 - [SHELLY] Okay. - [LENNY] We gotta go. 138 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:47,650 Hey, and remember Grandma's picking you up 139 00:04:47,817 --> 00:04:49,527 after school for the sleepover today, okay? 140 00:04:49,693 --> 00:04:51,529 And if she pops that second jug of wine, 141 00:04:51,695 --> 00:04:52,947 I want you to call. 142 00:04:53,113 --> 00:04:55,157 Well, Tommy has a standing order 143 00:04:55,324 --> 00:04:56,700 to water down the Carlo Rossi after 9:00. 144 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,452 Oh, and don't worry about going to the store. 145 00:04:58,619 --> 00:05:00,371 - I have time today. - No way. 146 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:02,373 You got enough on your plate as hostess. 147 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,665 And besides, I want to make sure that you have 148 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,292 plenty of energy for later. 149 00:05:05,459 --> 00:05:06,669 Oh, excuse me. 150 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:08,420 [LENNY] Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:08,587 --> 00:05:10,297 [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 152 00:05:10,464 --> 00:05:12,049 - [LENNY] Mm. - [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 153 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:14,051 I have a test first period. 154 00:05:14,218 --> 00:05:16,011 Okay. All right, get out of here. 155 00:05:16,178 --> 00:05:17,847 [LENNY] All right. 156 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,224 Well, well, good morning, lovebirds. 157 00:05:20,391 --> 00:05:21,809 [LAUGHS] 158 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:24,520 Hey, Harold and I were wondering if you had 159 00:05:24,687 --> 00:05:27,481 a couple spots open at your table for dinner tonight. 160 00:05:27,648 --> 00:05:29,441 You guys throw the best parties. 161 00:05:29,608 --> 00:05:30,901 Right, Harold? [LAUGHS] 162 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:32,736 Driving the bus today, Lenny? 163 00:05:32,903 --> 00:05:34,613 Must be in the doghouse. 164 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:35,823 [LENNY] Nope, just, uh, 165 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,241 enjoy spending time with my children. 166 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:38,701 [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 167 00:05:38,826 --> 00:05:40,286 I'm so sorry... even with the leaf, 168 00:05:40,452 --> 00:05:41,453 we can only fit eight. 169 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:42,913 Maybe next time? 170 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,080 Okay. 171 00:05:45,165 --> 00:05:46,917 [ENGINE TURNS OVER] 172 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:48,586 You had one line, Harold. 173 00:05:48,752 --> 00:05:49,795 One. 174 00:05:50,754 --> 00:05:52,089 [SINGER] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪ 175 00:05:52,256 --> 00:05:53,591 [BAMBI] And this is where Richie sits. 176 00:05:53,757 --> 00:05:54,758 He used to be in the studio, 177 00:05:54,925 --> 00:05:56,427 but then Life magazine called him 178 00:05:56,552 --> 00:05:58,679 "America's Picasso of the Pecker." 179 00:05:58,846 --> 00:06:01,599 So, I gave him a work station and two assistants. 180 00:06:01,765 --> 00:06:03,267 And over here is Tina. 181 00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:05,102 She got to choose her own carpet. 182 00:06:05,227 --> 00:06:07,146 She went with the short pile 'cause she's classy. 183 00:06:07,313 --> 00:06:08,939 Is that you right there? 184 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:10,107 [BAMBI] Yeah. 185 00:06:10,274 --> 00:06:12,359 That was from before my CFO days. 186 00:06:12,526 --> 00:06:13,611 [SIMON] You went from nude model 187 00:06:13,777 --> 00:06:14,862 to Chief Financial Officer? 188 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:16,530 Chief Fun Officer. 189 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:18,324 Yours sounds made-up. [LAUGHS] 190 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:20,075 Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating, 191 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,660 which is a real job. 192 00:06:21,785 --> 00:06:23,787 But I'm looking for my next gig here. 193 00:06:23,954 --> 00:06:25,956 Just waiting for the stars to align. 194 00:06:26,123 --> 00:06:27,791 Speaking of stars, 195 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,209 who do we have here? 196 00:06:29,376 --> 00:06:31,503 Astrologer, cosmetologist, 197 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:34,673 and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus, 198 00:06:34,798 --> 00:06:36,592 Mr. Carl Sagan. 199 00:06:36,759 --> 00:06:37,759 Hello. 200 00:06:37,843 --> 00:06:39,178 I'm almost none of those things. 201 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:40,554 Okay, bye, guys. 202 00:06:40,679 --> 00:06:42,264 Bye, Annie. 203 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:43,933 Do you know where I could find Joyce Prigger? 204 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:48,395 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 205 00:06:54,276 --> 00:06:55,319 You one of those people who can only write 206 00:06:55,486 --> 00:06:56,779 in the midst of chaos? 207 00:06:56,904 --> 00:06:57,947 [TYPEWRITER DINGS] 208 00:06:59,239 --> 00:07:00,282 Here you go. 209 00:07:00,449 --> 00:07:01,450 This should have everything you need. 210 00:07:03,994 --> 00:07:05,871 Yeah, I-I think I missed something. 211 00:07:05,996 --> 00:07:07,915 Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance. 212 00:07:08,082 --> 00:07:09,333 [SIMON] Right, but I didn't submit any questions. 213 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,793 I've done dozens of interviews, 214 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,337 and 95% of the questions are exactly the same. 215 00:07:16,548 --> 00:07:18,384 Um, I'm so sorry. What was your name again? 216 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:20,010 Annie Leibovitz. 217 00:07:20,177 --> 00:07:21,679 Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz, 218 00:07:21,844 --> 00:07:23,013 could you please not take my picture? 219 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,848 It's her job. 220 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:26,015 [JOYCE] Well, I'm trying to do mine. 221 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,852 And you have caught me on a very busy day. 222 00:07:29,019 --> 00:07:30,521 - "Where do you get your ideas?" - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 223 00:07:30,688 --> 00:07:32,481 "How do you find your models? 224 00:07:32,648 --> 00:07:34,274 What does your boyfriend think about your job?" 225 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:36,735 On that last one, I push back firmly but gently. 226 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,862 [SIMON] I would never ask that question. 227 00:07:38,988 --> 00:07:40,197 Well, you'd be the first. 228 00:07:40,364 --> 00:07:41,782 Then why don't you let me be? 229 00:07:41,949 --> 00:07:44,076 Talk to me about your book. That's a big advance. 230 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:45,243 Wh-what are you spending it on? 231 00:07:45,411 --> 00:07:47,121 Uh, T-bills and a new condo. 232 00:07:47,287 --> 00:07:49,540 Page three, halfway down. 233 00:07:49,707 --> 00:07:50,708 And if you'll excuse me, 234 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,042 it looks like I'm needed in a meeting. 235 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:53,377 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS] 236 00:07:53,444 --> 00:07:54,502 I'm getting a bounce. 237 00:07:54,503 --> 00:07:55,713 That's dead skin. 238 00:07:56,714 --> 00:07:57,881 Son of a bitch. 239 00:07:58,048 --> 00:07:59,174 Pumice. 240 00:07:59,341 --> 00:08:02,219 ♪ ♪ 241 00:08:02,386 --> 00:08:04,388 Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone. 242 00:08:07,516 --> 00:08:08,559 Technically not a stone. 243 00:08:08,726 --> 00:08:10,728 It's a mineral slurry. 244 00:08:10,894 --> 00:08:12,855 [DOUG] There's my handsome genius. 245 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:14,023 Hey, you want something to drink? 246 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,232 A Fanta? You wanna get high? 247 00:08:15,399 --> 00:08:16,942 Richie's got some great grass. 248 00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:18,736 Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse, 249 00:08:18,902 --> 00:08:21,030 two connecting flights in coach, 250 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,614 all for an interview that doesn't seem to be happening. 251 00:08:22,739 --> 00:08:24,491 Oh, it's happening. It is happening. 252 00:08:24,657 --> 00:08:26,325 Believe me, believe me. When I told this reporter 253 00:08:26,493 --> 00:08:27,744 you were here, he flipped his lid. 254 00:08:27,911 --> 00:08:29,079 Betrayed none of that excitement 255 00:08:29,246 --> 00:08:30,329 - in our brief encounter. - Oh, he's just nervous. 256 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,248 He is beyond excited. 257 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,334 [LAUGHING] Beyond. 258 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:36,086 Okay. I would like to get high. 259 00:08:36,253 --> 00:08:37,254 Okay, good. 260 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:39,298 [COUNTRY BLUES MUSIC PLAYS] 261 00:08:39,465 --> 00:08:41,091 [PA GRUNTING] 262 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,261 ♪ ♪ 263 00:08:44,428 --> 00:08:46,972 Why are there so many tumbleweeds? 264 00:08:47,139 --> 00:08:48,974 I asked you earlier. You said more. 265 00:08:49,141 --> 00:08:50,434 I meant metaphorically. 266 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:53,145 This is supposed to be a lone tumbleweed. 267 00:08:53,312 --> 00:08:55,981 Well, you're not gonna like that. 268 00:08:56,106 --> 00:08:57,107 - [RICHIE] Oh, my God. - [BAMBI] Babes... 269 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:59,651 Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan? 270 00:08:59,818 --> 00:09:01,361 - What? - [BAMBI] The models are upset. 271 00:09:01,487 --> 00:09:03,489 [RICHIE] Good. The concept is Dudes in Distress. 272 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:05,199 No, they're model upset. 273 00:09:06,742 --> 00:09:08,911 The only way I can transform into character 274 00:09:09,078 --> 00:09:10,871 is to know who tied me up. 275 00:09:11,038 --> 00:09:12,039 What's my moment before? 276 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,666 Plus, my cock's gonna look smaller if I'm further away. 277 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,335 Even though we all know it's not. 278 00:09:16,502 --> 00:09:18,629 Okay, everyone take five. 279 00:09:18,796 --> 00:09:20,881 And can someone give the talent some umbrellas, please? 280 00:09:21,006 --> 00:09:22,466 [BAMBI] Robert, Charlie. 281 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,804 [JOYCE] I hear we're having model drama. 282 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:29,348 Brando over here is requesting special makeup. 283 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:32,184 He's convinced his character would be uncircumcised. 284 00:09:32,309 --> 00:09:34,311 Well, he's not wrong from a historical perspective. 285 00:09:34,478 --> 00:09:36,480 But, uh, that's not the problem here, right? 286 00:09:36,605 --> 00:09:37,731 The setup is not working. 287 00:09:37,898 --> 00:09:39,274 I know. Something's missing. 288 00:09:39,441 --> 00:09:41,193 - I just don't know what it is. - It's not tumbleweeds. 289 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:42,861 Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied. 290 00:09:43,028 --> 00:09:44,988 Right, yes. 291 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,742 How about this? 292 00:09:48,909 --> 00:09:50,452 You move on to your secondary setups, 293 00:09:50,619 --> 00:09:51,954 and then by the time we're ready for our centerfold, 294 00:09:52,121 --> 00:09:54,498 I will have a fix. 295 00:09:54,623 --> 00:09:55,623 Okay. 296 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,042 [LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 297 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,628 You know, I'm not one to comment on creative, 298 00:09:59,795 --> 00:10:01,713 but this all seems a bit... 299 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,965 Off. Yes, I know. 300 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,341 - We're handling it. - Yeah. 301 00:10:04,508 --> 00:10:06,802 I just don't want to lose sight of our audience. 302 00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:10,180 I mean, Minx is a very successful women's magazine. 303 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:12,474 And this, two men together, 304 00:10:12,641 --> 00:10:14,852 I feel like this puts a target on our back. 305 00:10:15,018 --> 00:10:16,395 A target? 306 00:10:16,562 --> 00:10:18,272 Well, there's a whisper campaign 307 00:10:18,397 --> 00:10:21,441 that a good number of our readers are homosexuals. 308 00:10:21,608 --> 00:10:23,110 Oh. Right, yeah. 309 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:25,445 But, I don't know, isn't it better if our work 310 00:10:25,612 --> 00:10:27,614 is interesting to all kinds of different people? 311 00:10:27,781 --> 00:10:30,659 I mean, in an ideal world, but we have advertisers 312 00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:33,871 that are paying specifically to reach women. 313 00:10:34,037 --> 00:10:36,290 Let's not give them a reason to question that. 314 00:10:36,456 --> 00:10:37,916 I will take care of it. 315 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,251 I have complete confidence in you. 316 00:10:39,418 --> 00:10:41,253 [JOYCE CHUCKLES] 317 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,213 Doug wanted me to tell you he solved the problem 318 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:44,548 with the glow-in-the-dark mugs. 319 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:46,592 He doesn't need you. 320 00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:47,758 The what? 321 00:10:48,844 --> 00:10:50,888 Why am I just hearing about glow-in-the-dark mugs now? 322 00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:52,389 And who drinks coffee in the dark? 323 00:10:52,556 --> 00:10:53,765 No one, because it doesn't work. 324 00:10:53,932 --> 00:10:55,082 Consider it dead. Here, go ahead with your day. 325 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:56,225 - What? - No, no, you're having a really 326 00:10:56,226 --> 00:10:57,394 - busy day. - What are you doing? 327 00:10:57,561 --> 00:10:58,561 - You just go do your thing. - Is that Carl Sa... 328 00:10:58,562 --> 00:10:59,897 - [DOUG] No, no, no, no. - Doug! 329 00:11:00,063 --> 00:11:01,440 Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 330 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,400 Come on in. Carl, hit the lights, please. 331 00:11:03,525 --> 00:11:04,943 - I should probably... - [DOUG] I agree. 332 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,403 [CARL] Black holes, 333 00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:09,281 infinitely dense, 334 00:11:09,406 --> 00:11:12,326 but exponentially fascinating. 335 00:11:12,492 --> 00:11:14,077 Oh, sweet Jesus. 336 00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:16,246 [JOYCE HUFFS] 337 00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,081 - Where's Simon? - He's in there with Doug. 338 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:19,750 I just got used as reporter bait. 339 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:20,918 You need to talk to him. 340 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:22,377 Oh, God, you too? 341 00:11:22,544 --> 00:11:23,962 I have enough on my plate without Jann Wenner 342 00:11:24,129 --> 00:11:25,422 calling me complaining. 343 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:26,673 We agreed to let Rolling Stone do 344 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,425 a feature about Bottom Dollar. 345 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,427 You've got to give them an angle. 346 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,888 The point of view of the woman at the center of it all. 347 00:11:34,223 --> 00:11:35,933 You're right. 348 00:11:36,099 --> 00:11:38,227 Point of view is everything. 349 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,393 Yeah, right, okay. 350 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:40,979 Um, I'll talk to Simon, 351 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:43,815 but in return, I'm gonna need some horses. 352 00:11:43,982 --> 00:11:45,192 How many horses? 353 00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:46,360 - Four. - [TINA] One. 354 00:11:46,526 --> 00:11:47,819 - Three? - One. 355 00:11:47,986 --> 00:11:49,780 Fine, one, but no Clydesdales. 356 00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:51,657 They're too cloppy. 357 00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:52,824 I was gonna give you two. 358 00:11:52,991 --> 00:11:54,076 - Is it too late to... - Yes. 359 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,288 Hello. [CHUCKLES] 360 00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:00,791 [TWANGY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS] 361 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,502 [BAMBI] Richie. 362 00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:05,254 You need to take better care of yourself. 363 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,420 Here. 364 00:12:06,546 --> 00:12:08,048 OJ and speed. 365 00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:11,468 I had an interesting chat 366 00:12:11,635 --> 00:12:14,012 with one of our cowboys earlier. 367 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,137 Which one? 368 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:17,307 The one you slept with. 369 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,432 More specific? 370 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:19,935 Richie. 371 00:12:20,102 --> 00:12:22,187 [LAUGHS] At the same time? 372 00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:23,981 When all the doors finally open up for you, 373 00:12:24,147 --> 00:12:25,315 it's kind of hard not to go through them. 374 00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:26,483 Been there. 375 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:27,693 When Elvis pulled me 376 00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:29,111 out of that audience in seventh grade, 377 00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:31,154 it was the start of a fun few years. 378 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,699 Then I cleaned up my act, and look at him now. 379 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,575 Slurring his words in a sequined cape 380 00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:37,160 on a sad Vegas stage. 381 00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:38,328 I don't want that for you. 382 00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:40,247 I know. 383 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,040 But we get invited 384 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:44,626 to all these amazing events every single night, 385 00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:47,546 and I can't believe I get to be a part of it. 386 00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:49,006 Linda Ronstadt is having 387 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:50,882 a private listening party tonight. 388 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,342 How can I skip that? 389 00:12:52,509 --> 00:12:55,012 Linda's having a moment, and so are you. 390 00:12:55,178 --> 00:12:57,389 But Linda is still putting out music, 391 00:12:57,514 --> 00:13:00,183 and you can't get your butt through one photo shoot. 392 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,561 You know you need to lay low every once in a while. 393 00:13:02,686 --> 00:13:03,895 Rein it in, buddy. 394 00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:05,314 [HORSE WHINNIES] 395 00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:10,569 I had nothing to do with that. 396 00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:13,405 [POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO] 397 00:13:13,572 --> 00:13:16,325 ♪ ♪ 398 00:13:32,007 --> 00:13:33,007 [RICHIE] That's right. 399 00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:34,050 And when you look at them, 400 00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:35,427 more powerful, please. 401 00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:36,595 More anguish. 402 00:13:36,762 --> 00:13:38,055 [HORSE WHINNIES] 403 00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:41,058 [QUIRKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 404 00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:42,434 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,519 You squared the circle. 406 00:13:44,644 --> 00:13:45,896 Well done. 407 00:13:54,279 --> 00:13:55,906 It was missing a point of view. 408 00:13:56,073 --> 00:13:58,075 Needed a way in for the audience. 409 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,535 She speaks. 410 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:01,703 Please, don't stop. 411 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,663 Maybe she's there to rescue them. 412 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,416 Maybe she's there to torment them. 413 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,919 All we know is that she has the power. 414 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:11,129 What'd you have to do to get a horse here in 30 minutes? 415 00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:13,131 Talk to you. 416 00:14:13,882 --> 00:14:15,217 - [DOOR CLICKS SHUT] - [SIMON] Uh-huh. 417 00:14:15,384 --> 00:14:16,385 - All right. - Not what I thought of 418 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,095 when you said supply closet. 419 00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,263 Work here long enough, this becomes Wite-Out and staplers. 420 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:21,598 - [CHUCKLES] - You know, you've been doing 421 00:14:21,765 --> 00:14:23,433 an inelegant job of avoiding me. 422 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:24,768 I wasn't trying to hide it. 423 00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,019 I'd think you'd be a little less squeamish 424 00:14:26,186 --> 00:14:27,437 for all the press you've done. 425 00:14:27,604 --> 00:14:28,980 Those were puff pieces, okay? 426 00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:31,316 We both know that a shrewd journalist, 427 00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:34,152 someone who, I don't know, say, interviewed Idi Amin, 428 00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:36,738 can take any little detail about a powerful woman, 429 00:14:36,905 --> 00:14:38,615 and then use it against her. 430 00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:40,951 Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice, 431 00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:42,786 "Abusive Bitch Claws Her Way to the Top." 432 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,996 I wear my heels too high, 433 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:46,915 "Conniving Slut Sleeps Her Way to the Middle." 434 00:14:47,082 --> 00:14:48,166 Look, I get it. 435 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,626 We all want to control the narrative. 436 00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,503 But you're leaving me to fill in the blanks. 437 00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,922 Mm-hmm, and what is it that you think you see? 438 00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:55,465 - Honestly? - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 439 00:14:55,632 --> 00:14:57,092 A woman gripping the wheel so tight 440 00:14:57,259 --> 00:14:58,552 her fingers are about to snap off. 441 00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:01,304 So what, 442 00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:03,640 "Skittish Control Freak Refuses to Have Fun"? 443 00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:05,809 Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here 444 00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,061 to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 445 00:15:08,186 --> 00:15:09,729 I came here to write about you. 446 00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:11,523 Because I think we're in the middle of a revolution, 447 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:12,983 and I thought you were at the center of it. 448 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:15,444 But you're just watching from the sidelines. 449 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,862 Okay, come on. We're journalists. 450 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,321 Observing is our job. 451 00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:19,823 Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story 452 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,450 only to realize there's nothing there. 453 00:15:24,453 --> 00:15:25,996 Uh, I... 454 00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:27,497 okay. 455 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,000 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 456 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,501 I'm so glad you finally 457 00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:32,878 sat down with our friend, Simon. 458 00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:35,005 I'm sure it went swimmingly. 459 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:37,007 Yes, very, very well. 460 00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:38,884 Well, I know you were hesitant to do the interview, 461 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,094 but you did it because you understand 462 00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:43,680 the value of visibility. 463 00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,974 I was always more comfortable in the shadows. 464 00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:47,559 It's safer there. 465 00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:50,187 Well, the world does love to watch a strong woman fall. 466 00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:53,857 Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed. 467 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:55,150 Mm? 468 00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:57,027 I'm proud of you for taking that risk. 469 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:58,695 I can't wait to read it. 470 00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:01,698 ♪ ♪ 471 00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:07,454 [BAMBI] Hey. 472 00:16:07,579 --> 00:16:09,414 I just had an interesting conversation 473 00:16:09,581 --> 00:16:10,874 with one of our Rolling Stone friends. 474 00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:12,417 [SIGHS] Which one? 475 00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:14,753 The one you were rude to. 476 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,920 More specific. 477 00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,255 [BAMBI] Joyce. 478 00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:18,422 At the same time? 479 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:19,591 What? 480 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:22,177 No, it... I... 481 00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:24,471 look, when the world is knocking at your door, 482 00:16:24,596 --> 00:16:27,557 it's very hard not to put up a wall... with spikes. 483 00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:29,893 Okay, listen, I get it. 484 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,312 Okay? You're having a moment. 485 00:16:32,479 --> 00:16:33,730 But there's more to this job 486 00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:35,607 than just putting out a magazine. 487 00:16:35,774 --> 00:16:37,943 You're like the front woman of a band, 488 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,778 if bands had front women. 489 00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:41,029 - [CHUCKLES] - [BAMBI] You need to take 490 00:16:41,196 --> 00:16:42,280 a night every once in a while 491 00:16:42,405 --> 00:16:44,616 and just have a little fun, okay? 492 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:45,951 I know you're that person too. 493 00:16:46,117 --> 00:16:48,328 Am I, though? Am I fun? 494 00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:50,580 For a successful person with a big job, 495 00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,832 I'd say that you're... pretty fun. 496 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:57,003 You know, we do get invited to a lot of cool stuff. 497 00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,755 Now's your chance to show Simon that you're not just spikes. 498 00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:01,841 It was touch and go at the start, 499 00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:04,469 a-and then ol' Carl, he really turned on the charm. 500 00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:07,472 Tins, by the end, it was like Simon was almost in tears. 501 00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:09,474 A hostage situation with a happy ending. 502 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,100 [DOUG] Yeah, but that's not even the best part. 503 00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:13,186 Carl was so happy that he called his buddies 504 00:17:13,352 --> 00:17:16,188 over at NASA, a-and guess what? 505 00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:17,440 Beyond is going to be 506 00:17:17,607 --> 00:17:20,527 the official magazine of Skylab. 507 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:23,446 Look at you publishing the first magazine in space. 508 00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:24,698 I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow, 509 00:17:24,864 --> 00:17:25,864 and I'm gonna seal the deal, 510 00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:26,992 and I want you to come with me. 511 00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,368 I want to turn it into 512 00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:30,495 a Doug and Tina romantic weekend. 513 00:17:30,662 --> 00:17:32,372 Houston in July? Sounds sweaty. 514 00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:33,957 [LAUGHS] Think of this. 515 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:37,752 The air-conditioned suite. The pool. 516 00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:39,129 And if you play your cards right, 517 00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:42,007 I'll take you on a day trip to Galveston. 518 00:17:42,173 --> 00:17:43,341 All right, I'll come... 519 00:17:43,508 --> 00:17:45,135 if you finish the Minx calendars. 520 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:47,887 Bottom Dollar is going interstellar, Tins. 521 00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:49,389 The calendars can wait. 522 00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:51,349 They're literally the most time-sensitive product. 523 00:17:51,516 --> 00:17:53,560 You are killing me with these calendars. 524 00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:56,563 I don't care about the merch. I care about the magazines. 525 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,773 And I know they call me Mug Renetti behind my back 526 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,650 like I'm some sort of flea market peddler. 527 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:02,736 It hurts my feelings. 528 00:18:02,902 --> 00:18:04,988 We all have parts of our jobs we don't like. 529 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:06,406 - Yeah. - [TINA] Like reminding you 530 00:18:06,531 --> 00:18:08,158 to do your work, 531 00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:09,868 which is the job of a secretary, 532 00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:11,286 if you kept one for longer than a week. 533 00:18:11,453 --> 00:18:13,496 I would if one of 'em was half as good as you, 534 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:14,998 believe me, but I can't find a good one. 535 00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:16,958 Hey, um, Doug, quick question. 536 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,668 I hope it's not about merchandise. 537 00:18:18,835 --> 00:18:20,503 Um, it's about the fires in the parking lot. 538 00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:23,214 - What? - Yeah, loose hay, smokers. 539 00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:25,133 Do you make a Minx ashtray? 540 00:18:27,302 --> 00:18:28,887 Glass or ceramic? 541 00:18:29,054 --> 00:18:31,014 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 542 00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,850 [GLASS CLINKING] 543 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:39,356 We're all friends here. 544 00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:42,484 Some might say the closest of friends. 545 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:45,028 So I have to ask, 546 00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:49,449 which one of you had sex with my husband in our house? 547 00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:54,913 No, I mean last month. 548 00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:58,792 Mm-hmm. Okay. 549 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:01,169 What did we say about loose-fitting jewelry, hmm? 550 00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:04,297 Come on, guys, French clasps and studs only. 551 00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:06,549 We still have a toddler who will put anything in her mouth. 552 00:19:06,716 --> 00:19:07,759 Sounds like Henrietta. 553 00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:10,887 [LAUGHTER] 554 00:19:11,054 --> 00:19:12,347 [HENRIETTA] Sorry, Shelly. 555 00:19:12,514 --> 00:19:13,890 Oh, I mean Mistress Bella. 556 00:19:14,057 --> 00:19:15,809 I'll forgive it this time. 557 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:17,143 [CLEARS THROAT] 558 00:19:19,688 --> 00:19:23,566 Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 559 00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:25,902 Sadie Hawkins. 560 00:19:26,069 --> 00:19:29,239 Ladies choose their partners. 561 00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:34,869 Eeny... 562 00:19:35,036 --> 00:19:37,372 meeny... 563 00:19:37,539 --> 00:19:39,249 miny... 564 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,085 miny... 565 00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:43,712 mine. 566 00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,967 Ugh, stop pouring that swill immediately. 567 00:19:50,385 --> 00:19:54,264 A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me, 568 00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:56,182 and now from me to you. 569 00:19:56,349 --> 00:19:58,601 I'll save my "Jacques Daniels" for another day. 570 00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:04,190 You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less. 571 00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:05,900 I feel that way about everyone. 572 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,485 [CONSTANCE] Mm. 573 00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:10,113 If I overstepped this morning, 574 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,740 I apologize. 575 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,700 On the bright side, you're the proud owner 576 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,995 of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds. 577 00:20:17,162 --> 00:20:21,207 You know, you're the only one that Joyce and Doug listen to. 578 00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:24,919 And if powerful people listen only to you, 579 00:20:25,086 --> 00:20:27,714 that means you're the one with all the power. 580 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,215 It only works if no one notices. 581 00:20:29,382 --> 00:20:31,134 Hmm. Well, how about you let me in 582 00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:33,803 on a few more secrets? 583 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:36,139 I've been looking into Minx's revenue projection 584 00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:38,641 for the next 24 months. 585 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:40,769 What are your comps? 586 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,145 Nothing. 587 00:20:42,312 --> 00:20:43,396 Nothing? 588 00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,898 [TINA] I had to create my own. 589 00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:50,862 These are sales for every BDP title. 590 00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:52,655 Kung Fu Cuties. 591 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:54,866 Feet! Feet! Feet! 592 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,493 Yank My Doodle. 593 00:20:56,659 --> 00:20:58,328 Oh, vulgar and patriotic. 594 00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:00,330 All high floor, low ceiling. 595 00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:03,875 Dependable, but marginal profit. 596 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,503 Minx is different. 597 00:21:06,669 --> 00:21:09,380 If there's a ceiling, I don't know where it is. 598 00:21:09,547 --> 00:21:12,467 That's the first time I've seen you smile all day. 599 00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:15,261 Huge margins have that effect on me. 600 00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:16,930 We're gonna get along just fine. 601 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,057 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 602 00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:21,851 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 603 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,311 ♪ ♪ 604 00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:25,605 I haven't spent enough time in the desert. 605 00:21:25,772 --> 00:21:27,857 You are making a compelling case. 606 00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:29,484 You gotta come next time. 607 00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:31,277 There's always room on the bus. 608 00:21:31,444 --> 00:21:34,280 - [MUSICIAN] We're on soon. - Okay. [LAUGHS] 609 00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:35,406 How do you two know each other? 610 00:21:35,573 --> 00:21:36,991 Oh, come on. How can you live in LA 611 00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:39,160 and not know Jackson Browne? 612 00:21:39,285 --> 00:21:40,370 Sure, sure. 613 00:21:40,537 --> 00:21:42,205 That was Glenn Frey. 614 00:21:42,372 --> 00:21:45,375 Of the Eagles. 615 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:47,752 Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone. 616 00:21:47,919 --> 00:21:49,546 I know every person in this place. 617 00:21:49,712 --> 00:21:50,880 Okay, if you're trying to prove something, 618 00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:52,590 you picked the wrong place to do it. 619 00:21:52,715 --> 00:21:54,676 Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe. 620 00:21:54,843 --> 00:21:56,886 Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt. 621 00:21:57,053 --> 00:21:58,888 - Richie sends his regard. - [LINDA] Mwah. 622 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,599 You and Simon Michaels. 623 00:22:01,724 --> 00:22:03,059 Don't tell this man anything. 624 00:22:03,226 --> 00:22:05,436 [LAUGHS] Don't worry, she hasn't. 625 00:22:05,603 --> 00:22:08,398 We've been having a raging debate on the pay gap in music. 626 00:22:08,565 --> 00:22:10,233 Sonny and Cher are in a bad place. 627 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,901 We need your help. 628 00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:13,862 - I got you, babe. - [LINDA] Okay. 629 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,655 [JOYCE] You get it? You get that? 630 00:22:15,822 --> 00:22:17,657 I'm so glad we finally got you out to one of these things. 631 00:22:17,824 --> 00:22:19,784 Me too, Linda. 632 00:22:19,951 --> 00:22:22,579 And as the black hole pulls your body apart, 633 00:22:22,745 --> 00:22:27,458 galaxies form and explode before you over the span 634 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:31,963 of tens of thousands of years. 635 00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:34,299 [PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS] 636 00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:37,343 Well, that is the fifth time I've heard that today, 637 00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:39,596 and, uh... 638 00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:42,056 I still don't get it. [LAUGHS] 639 00:22:42,223 --> 00:22:44,142 [CONSTANCE] Oh, you're so much more fun to get high with 640 00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:46,686 than that drip, Arthur Miller. 641 00:22:48,813 --> 00:22:49,813 [TIMER RINGING] 642 00:22:49,939 --> 00:22:51,357 Oh, that's my cue. 643 00:22:51,524 --> 00:22:53,234 Burbank airport awaits. 644 00:22:53,401 --> 00:22:55,778 [DOUG] Well, guess who's flying first class? 645 00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:58,197 She sprung for it, all three legs. 646 00:22:58,323 --> 00:22:59,323 That's nice. 647 00:22:59,365 --> 00:23:01,117 Fly safe, my dear. 648 00:23:04,454 --> 00:23:06,247 [DOUG] Huh? Huh? 649 00:23:06,414 --> 00:23:08,374 He is a treasure. 650 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:10,376 He's ours too. We've got him. 651 00:23:10,543 --> 00:23:11,543 - [CHUCKLES] - [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm. 652 00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:13,922 If you like that, I got another magazine idea 653 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:15,340 that's gonna knock your socks off. 654 00:23:15,506 --> 00:23:18,009 - Okay. - It's about the working rich. 655 00:23:18,176 --> 00:23:19,761 I wanna call it Jetset. 656 00:23:19,928 --> 00:23:21,679 That's very niche. 657 00:23:21,846 --> 00:23:23,431 No, I say targeted. 658 00:23:23,598 --> 00:23:26,726 I think it's time that we start streamlining operations, 659 00:23:26,893 --> 00:23:28,519 cut loose some of the underperformers. 660 00:23:28,686 --> 00:23:29,812 Yeah, I agree. 661 00:23:31,481 --> 00:23:34,317 What, uh... which ones are you thinking? 662 00:23:34,484 --> 00:23:35,902 - Kung Fu Cuties. - Kung Fu Cuties. 663 00:23:36,069 --> 00:23:39,155 And Feet! Feet! Feet! 664 00:23:39,322 --> 00:23:40,573 - Really? - [CONSTANCE] Yeah. 665 00:23:42,283 --> 00:23:44,369 Well, that one stings, I'm gonna be honest. 666 00:23:44,494 --> 00:23:46,788 This one's gonna sting the most, then. 667 00:23:46,955 --> 00:23:49,415 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 668 00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:54,462 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 669 00:23:54,587 --> 00:23:55,587 You're kidding me. 670 00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:56,839 No. 671 00:23:57,006 --> 00:23:59,425 But you just sent Carl first class. 672 00:24:01,719 --> 00:24:04,013 You just sent Carl first class. 673 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:06,683 The ceiling for science is just not high, 674 00:24:06,849 --> 00:24:09,686 and it's a misuse of our most valuable resource. 675 00:24:09,852 --> 00:24:10,895 Which would be what? 676 00:24:11,062 --> 00:24:12,647 You. 677 00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:16,192 Your merchandise has made more money for this company 678 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,487 in the last six months than anything in its entire history. 679 00:24:19,654 --> 00:24:21,572 I could just do so much more, I promise you. 680 00:24:21,739 --> 00:24:24,075 No, but I need you to come up with more ideas, 681 00:24:24,242 --> 00:24:26,577 your big Renetti ideas, 682 00:24:26,744 --> 00:24:29,372 for Minx. 683 00:24:29,539 --> 00:24:31,040 - All right? - Yeah, okay. 684 00:24:31,207 --> 00:24:32,875 Carl Sagan is not the only genius 685 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:35,420 that I got high with tonight. 686 00:24:35,586 --> 00:24:38,089 You know, they're calling you Mug Renetti around the office. 687 00:24:38,256 --> 00:24:39,757 You're goddamn right, they are. 688 00:24:42,218 --> 00:24:44,387 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 689 00:24:50,893 --> 00:24:53,187 I could never date a civilian. 690 00:24:53,354 --> 00:24:55,106 But I really shouldn't date musicians either. 691 00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:57,358 So you have to find someone that's close enough 692 00:24:57,525 --> 00:24:58,525 to what you do that they get it... 693 00:24:58,526 --> 00:25:00,236 - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. - [LINDA] But far enough away 694 00:25:00,403 --> 00:25:03,031 that they're cool riding in the passenger seat. 695 00:25:03,156 --> 00:25:04,741 So I could date a musician. 696 00:25:04,907 --> 00:25:06,367 Only if you want herpes. 697 00:25:06,492 --> 00:25:07,493 - Oh, my God. - [BOTH GIGGLE] 698 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:08,660 [PERSON] Linda, you're on, babe. 699 00:25:08,661 --> 00:25:10,246 - That's me. - Okay. 700 00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:13,750 [SIGHS] 701 00:25:15,418 --> 00:25:18,087 Oh, hi. Me? Um... 702 00:25:18,254 --> 00:25:21,049 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 703 00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:22,633 ♪ ♪ 704 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,926 Yes. [LAUGHS] 705 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,263 [SNIFFS] Oh, fuck. 706 00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:28,723 [CLEARS THROAT] That's like night coffee. 707 00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:29,932 [LINDA] All right. 708 00:25:30,058 --> 00:25:31,601 I am gonna play a few songs 709 00:25:31,726 --> 00:25:32,769 off the new album tonight. 710 00:25:32,935 --> 00:25:34,270 But I thought first, 711 00:25:34,437 --> 00:25:36,314 we could warm things up with a little jam. 712 00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:38,524 So, Graham, get up here. 713 00:25:38,691 --> 00:25:40,943 Uh, JD, where is my baby? 714 00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:43,446 And... oh, Judee Sill, I know you're mad at me, 715 00:25:43,613 --> 00:25:45,448 but I need you on guitar. 716 00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:47,200 And I need a volunteer for shakers. 717 00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:48,576 Me! 718 00:25:48,743 --> 00:25:50,328 - Get up here, Joyce Prigger. - Okay. 719 00:25:50,495 --> 00:25:52,121 - [LINDA] Are you guys ready? - [DRUM BEATING] 720 00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:54,082 First chair French horn. [LAUGHS] 721 00:25:57,126 --> 00:26:00,671 ♪ I've been cheated ♪ 722 00:26:00,838 --> 00:26:04,092 ♪ Been mistreated ♪ 723 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:09,263 ♪ When will I be loved? ♪ 724 00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:10,640 [SHELLY] Don't finish yet. 725 00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:13,017 Hold it. Hold it. 726 00:26:13,184 --> 00:26:15,645 Wallace. Look at me. 727 00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:17,480 Not in the eyes. 728 00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:20,149 I said look away, you little shit. 729 00:26:20,316 --> 00:26:21,818 [BAMBI] Hey, Doug. 730 00:26:21,984 --> 00:26:23,194 Um, I took some initiative 731 00:26:23,361 --> 00:26:24,737 and finished the Minx calendars for you. 732 00:26:24,904 --> 00:26:26,572 Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs. 733 00:26:26,739 --> 00:26:29,325 It's pretty complicated work 734 00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:31,160 to do all that stuff, but, uh... 735 00:26:34,455 --> 00:26:36,499 - You did this? - Yeah. 736 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:38,042 - [DOUG] It's great. - Thank you. 737 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,544 You kept the pictures big, 738 00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:42,380 and you even got Joyce's boring quotes in there, Bambs. 739 00:26:42,547 --> 00:26:44,507 Yeah, well, the image is the real draw, 740 00:26:44,632 --> 00:26:46,384 so I put the quotes in complimentary colors 741 00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:47,885 so they fade into the background. 742 00:26:48,052 --> 00:26:50,054 It's excellent. 743 00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:51,681 I would like you to consider it 744 00:26:51,848 --> 00:26:54,267 my application to be your secretary. 745 00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:57,061 If I'm gonna be Bottom Dollar CFO for real someday, 746 00:26:57,228 --> 00:26:59,313 I need to apprentice with the smartest man I know. 747 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,857 And that's you. 748 00:27:01,023 --> 00:27:03,276 And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy. 749 00:27:04,902 --> 00:27:05,987 Think about it. 750 00:27:08,197 --> 00:27:09,240 [SIGHS] 751 00:27:10,575 --> 00:27:11,659 [LENNY HUFFS] 752 00:27:11,784 --> 00:27:13,786 I'm really giving it to her in there. 753 00:27:13,911 --> 00:27:16,038 Hey, Wallace is crying... 754 00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:17,790 - in a good way. - [LAUGHS] 755 00:27:17,957 --> 00:27:21,294 [LINDA] ♪ When I find a new man ♪ 756 00:27:21,419 --> 00:27:24,589 ♪ That I want for mine ♪ 757 00:27:24,714 --> 00:27:28,050 ♪ He always breaks my heart in two ♪ 758 00:27:28,217 --> 00:27:33,097 ♪ It happens every time ♪ 759 00:27:33,264 --> 00:27:37,727 ♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪ 760 00:27:37,894 --> 00:27:40,855 ♪ Been mistreated... ♪ 761 00:27:43,024 --> 00:27:44,108 Great party tonight, hon. 762 00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:45,318 [SHELLY] Mm. 763 00:27:45,484 --> 00:27:46,777 Don't stay up too late. 764 00:27:46,903 --> 00:27:49,739 Len, I was, um, 765 00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:52,074 thinking about going back to Minx. 766 00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:54,577 Oh. It's about time. 767 00:27:54,744 --> 00:27:58,581 [LINDA] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪ 768 00:27:58,748 --> 00:28:01,584 ♪ Be ♪ 769 00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:07,590 ♪ Loved? ♪ 770 00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:08,799 You know, you looked dangerously close 771 00:28:08,966 --> 00:28:10,218 to having a good time tonight. 772 00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:13,596 [SCOFFS] Yeah, I think that was the cocaine. 773 00:28:13,763 --> 00:28:14,931 [CHUCKLES] 774 00:28:19,101 --> 00:28:21,729 Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today. 775 00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:23,481 I've actually been tortured. 776 00:28:23,606 --> 00:28:24,606 Today was fun. 777 00:28:24,690 --> 00:28:26,275 I met Carl Sagan. 778 00:28:26,442 --> 00:28:28,444 [JOYCE LAUGHS] 779 00:28:28,611 --> 00:28:29,946 It's just... 780 00:28:32,531 --> 00:28:34,325 Look, a lot of the people that you've profiled 781 00:28:34,492 --> 00:28:36,744 have then taken a fall. 782 00:28:36,911 --> 00:28:39,705 You mean the ones with death camps. 783 00:28:39,872 --> 00:28:41,624 Yeah, and others. [SCOFFS] 784 00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:43,668 I see. 785 00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:49,757 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 786 00:28:49,924 --> 00:28:53,886 and it's happened so fast, and... 787 00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:56,264 And now you're thinking, what if you just got lucky? 788 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:01,978 Like, what if I screw it up? 789 00:29:02,144 --> 00:29:04,563 And then it's just all just gone again. 790 00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:06,857 [SIGHS] What then? 791 00:29:08,484 --> 00:29:09,484 I mean, it's possible. 792 00:29:09,568 --> 00:29:11,362 [JOYCE SCOFFS] 793 00:29:11,529 --> 00:29:13,990 But I have been testing another theory. 794 00:29:14,115 --> 00:29:15,157 Yeah? 795 00:29:15,324 --> 00:29:16,742 Watching you, 796 00:29:16,909 --> 00:29:18,577 reading your magazines, 797 00:29:18,744 --> 00:29:21,247 talking to just about everyone who knows you... 798 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:26,294 ... have you ever considered that maybe 799 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,504 you are exactly where you belong? 800 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,383 It's okay to like it. 801 00:29:37,013 --> 00:29:40,683 [MICK RONSON'S "ONLY AFTER DARK" PLAYING] 802 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:44,353 [MICK] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪ 803 00:29:46,147 --> 00:29:47,606 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 804 00:29:49,692 --> 00:29:53,946 [VOCALIZING] 805 00:29:54,113 --> 00:29:57,742 ♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪ 806 00:29:59,368 --> 00:30:00,995 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 807 00:30:02,997 --> 00:30:07,126 [VOCALIZING] 808 00:30:07,293 --> 00:30:10,880 ♪ Nights ♪ ♪ With the city lights ♪ 809 00:30:12,548 --> 00:30:14,300 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 810 00:30:16,052 --> 00:30:20,431 [VOCALIZING] 811 00:30:20,556 --> 00:30:24,143 ♪ Run like the wonder way ♪ 812 00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:28,564 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 813 00:30:28,731 --> 00:30:33,569 [VOCALIZING] 814 00:30:33,694 --> 00:30:38,949 ♪ Won't you disappear ♪ 815 00:30:39,116 --> 00:30:41,035 ♪ Into midnight with me? ♪ 816 00:30:41,202 --> 00:30:42,745 ♪ Why don't you come? ♪ 817 00:30:42,870 --> 00:30:44,246 ♪ Why won't you come? ♪ 818 00:30:44,413 --> 00:30:46,707 ♪ Why won't you fly ♪ ♪ Fly, fly? ♪ 819 00:30:46,874 --> 00:30:51,712 ♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪ 820 00:30:51,837 --> 00:30:55,257 ♪ Will be our company ♪ 821 00:30:55,424 --> 00:30:58,260 ♪ ♪ 822 00:30:58,261 --> 00:31:03,261 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 54643

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