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? MTV ?
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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The floor sucks.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, we're running
a new promo campaign
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for the new
ciabatta maple burger,
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so we need somebody to stand
out in front in this costume
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and say,
"Welcome to the Ciabatta Zone."
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- [chuckles]
- That's the dumbest thing
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- I ever saw.
- Oh, cool.
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I wanna wear the hamburger...
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- Head.
- Great, it fits.
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Now, get in the bathroom and
put the rest of the costume on.
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- Uh, okay.
- [chuckles]
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[loud crash]
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Um, sir?
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I wanted to wear the hamburger...
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You keep mopping this floor.
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Okay, but, um, later, is it
okay if I wear the hamburger...
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Let's meet our team goals
today, all right?
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Ugh, yeah, okay, yeah.
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This sucks.
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[chuckles] This sucks.
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- [chuckles]
- Hey, look,
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it's, like, Hamburger Man.
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Uh, welcome to, like,
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the Ciabatta Zone or something.
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- [laughs]
- Take my picture with him.
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- Uh, whoa, hi, baby.
- [laughter]
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- Now it's my turn.
- Ooh, yeah, baby.
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[laughter]
Come to my Ciabatta Zone.
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Hey!
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Can we take a picture where
I'm sitting in your lap?
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- Uh, yeah.
- [chuckles]
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The Ciabatta Zone kicks ass.
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- [laughter]
- Okay, one more.
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[somber music]
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Look, I'm Mrs. Hamburger.
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[laughter]
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- Ooh, yeah.
- [chuckles]
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This guy gets it.
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? I'm about to pull up,
hit switch ?
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Boy, when Post Malone smokes,
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he smokes.
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? Now I gotta resurface ?
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- And smokes and smokes.
- [chuckles]
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Yeah, he just smokes the bejesus
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out of those cigarettes, yeah.
[chuckles]
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When Post Malone
smokes a cigarette,
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that cigarette knows
it's been smoked.
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[chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
- If you're a cigarette
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and you see Post Malone coming,
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you can kiss your butt goodbye.
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[chuckles]
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? With a warrant ?
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Pretty soon, he's gonna
have to have one of those
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throat-voice box things,
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where you have a hole
in your throat.
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Yeah, then he'll
probably sound like,
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you know... well, I mean,
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maybe he'll probably
sound the same, you know?
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Just like this, you know?
[chuckles]
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? Flushin' something
down the toilet ?
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[raps gibberish]
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? Toilet ?
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[chuckles]
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Uh, wait a minute,
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maybe he's had one of those
all along.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
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that's why he's wearing
that turtleneck.
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? And I been waiting so long ?
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You know, I used to think
smoking was really cool
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until you get that hole
in your throat,
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but now
he's even made that cool.
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[chuckles]
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- Yep.
- [chuckles]
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He kicks ass. [Chuckles]
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But he also
gets tired really fast.
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[chuckles]
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And that's why he sounds
all lazy when he sings.
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[chuckles]
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He's like, "Ugh, my back, ugh."
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[chuckles]
"You take it for a minute,
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"Roddy Ricch.
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"I am exhausted." [chuckles]
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- [groans]
- "I just need to sit down
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and have a cigarette, yeah."
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[chuckles]
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"Yeah, I've been
working real hard smoking.
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I'm gonna have
a little smoke break here."
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- [chuckles]
- Yup, the best time
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to have a cigarette
is right after a cigarette.
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[chuckles]
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He's like... "[sighs]
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I'm glad we shot
this video in an IKEA."
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[chuckles]
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"Plenty of places
to sit down and smoke."
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[chuckles]
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? And I been waiting so long ?
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? Now I gotta resurface ?
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Look at that old guy
down at the bottom,
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trying to weasel into the party.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, I think that's,
like, his doctor.
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He's trying to dance his way up
to Post Malone
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to tell him he only
has six weeks to live.
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Like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hey, everybody, yeah."
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"Hey, Post, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's kind of important."
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, he's like,
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"Uh, Roddy Ricch,
can you tell Post Malone
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to come over here for a minute?"
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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"Post! Post, the X-rays
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"don't look good.
I need to talk to you
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right now."
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[chuckles]
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- Well, never mind.
- He'll find out soon enough.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, nothing we can do anyway.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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And then this other chick
came by, and she's all,
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"What's up, Hamburger Man?"
[chuckles]
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- Uh-huh.
- [chuckles]
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And then her friend
gave me a hug,
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and I think the friend
was a chick too.
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But I can't really see too good
out of my lettuce.
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- [chuckles]
- That's great, Butt-Head.
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Good for you. [Chuckles]
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And then this girl
accidentally sat on my hand,
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like, with her butt. [Chuckles]
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And she was only sitting
on the foam part,
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but it kind of looked
like I got some.
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[chuckles]
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I'm glad you're having
such a good time, Butt-Head.
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- [chuckles]
- It's just too bad
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that when I'm in the suit,
the chicks can't see my face,
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or I bet they'd like me
even more.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, Butt-Head, um,
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I just wanted to ask if
maybe sometime I could wear...
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I'm gonna wear this suit
every day
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until the end of time, Beavis.
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[chuckles]
I will never take it off.
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[chuckles] Except sometimes,
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I will unzip it so the chicks
can see my Ciabatta Zone.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles] Yeah, I see.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah.
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[chuckles]
You see, my Ciabatta Zone
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- is actually my...
- I know
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what your Ciabatta Zone is,
Butt-Head.
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[chuckles]
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- It's my wiener.
- [chuckles]
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, it's time for the two
of us to get to work.
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- [chuckles]
- Are we working today?
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I was talking about me
and the costume, butthole.
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Now, zip me up. [Chuckles]
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- Eh, okay.
- [chuckles]
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Stay in school or something.
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[chuckles]
See you in the Ciabatta Zone.
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[chuckles]
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[somber music]
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Welcome to the Ciabatta Zone.
[chuckles]
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Don't do drugs... or something.
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- [chuckles]
- Hey, Butt-Head.
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[striking dramatic note]
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[chuckles]
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And look,
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I made my own costume.
Check it out.
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[chuckles]
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What the hell are you
supposed to be, dumbass?
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- [chuckles]
- I'm, like, pizza.
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[chuckles]
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You can't just stand
in front of Burger World
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dressed as pizza.
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- Yes, I can.
- [chuckles]
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Welcome to the pizza.
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Wait, um, the... the, um...
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The Pizza World of Ciabatta...
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What... wait, what is it again?
[chuckles]
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Dude, it's 2021.
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Imagine what life
is gonna be like in 2025.
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"Where is... where... where... what
is Ryan at 40 gonna be doing
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on a Tuesday?"
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Wait, um, who's Ryan?
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Uh, he's Ryan.
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- Hey, my name is Ryan.
- He's doing that thing
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where he talks about himself.
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"What is Ryan gonna be
doing on a Tuesday?"
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- [chuckles]
- You know, I think, um...
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Think I might start doing that,
you know?
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I mean, I think Beavis
might do that, yeah.
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You know, in 2025,
I think Beavis is gonna be
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spanking his monkey
more than ever...
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[chuckles] Yeah, on a Tuesday.
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Yeah, and maybe
Wednesday, Thursday.
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[chuckles]
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'Cause you know,
the day I get to... I mean,
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the day Beavis gets tired
of spanking my... I mean,
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the day Beavis gets tired
of spanking Beavis' monkey
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then, um, you know,
he's just not Beavis anymore.
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[chuckles]
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- SERHANT Studios?
- [chuckles]
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No, I think
it's SERHANT SERHANT.
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Isn't he the guy that
assassinated the president?
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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You said "ass."
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[both chuckle]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I said it twice, actually.
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[chuckles]
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SERHANT SERHANT ass-ass-inated
the president.
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By 7:45.
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Uh, I didn't know you knew
about history, Beavis.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, mostly just gun stuff,
you know?
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[chuckles] That's about it.
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So I know we did
this daily routine video
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a little while ago,
but my life has changed...
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Namely, I'm now a dad,
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and I'm a CEO.
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Whoa. He's way more excited
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about being a CEO
than he is about being a dad.
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Let's go.
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Well, it's not his fault.
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His baby sucks.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, you know,
they're not all good, you know?
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I mean, who needs dads anyway,
you know?
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We don't.
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We turned out just fine.
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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[percussive beat]
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[sarcastically laughs]
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"It's not all serious here
at SERHANT SERHANT.
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We like to have
a little fun too."
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"You can't take yourself
too seriously in life,
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"you know?" [chuckles]
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"Unless you're me,
Ryan SERHANT SERHANT,
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two-time New York Douchebag
of the Year."
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[both chuckle]
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Everybody here
has a story to tell,
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and everyone here
is an important piece.
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[chuckles] I hate Ryan.
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[chuckles]
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Brand.
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This is, like, pepperoni,
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and this is
a sausage or something,
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00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,842
and the cone is something else
they put on pizza.
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I don't know,
it's, like, fruit or something.
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[chuckles]
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Welcome Ciabatta Pizza.
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Yeah, uh,
we don't have any change.
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- Yeah, this sucks.
- [chuckles]
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- Pizza sucks.
- Welcome to the Ciabatta Zone.
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00:10:18,938 --> 00:10:21,865
Hey, man, did you touch
Angela Dattilo's butt yesterday
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with that dumbass glove?
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00:10:23,608 --> 00:10:26,157
Uh, yeah, I sure did.
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[chuckles]
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Well, her boyfriend's on his
way here to kick your ass.
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Uh,
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really?
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00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:36,284
Hmm. [Chuckles]
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- Welcome to Pizza.
- Do you know what a zone is?
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[chuckles]
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Uh, Beavis,
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I've decided to let you
wear the hamburger costume.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, really, Butt-Head?
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00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,783
You're gonna let me wear
the hamburger, for real?
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00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,229
Yes, Beavis.
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I know you've wanted this
for a long time.
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00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:59,097
Now hurry up and put it on
as fast as you can
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00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:00,360
before I change my mind.
284
00:11:00,439 --> 00:11:02,310
Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
285
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,508
Yeah, this is pretty cool, yeah.
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00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,050
I'm in the Ciabatto Zone.
[chuckles]
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00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,744
Keep it on for a long time.
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00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:11,865
[chuckles]
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00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,636
[humming]
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- ? Ciabatta ?
- Hey, you.
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00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:16,315
Where's that Hamburger Man?
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00:11:16,391 --> 00:11:19,150
- He's right that way, sir.
- [chuckles]
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Hey, Hamburger Man!
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Welcome to the Ciabatta Zone.
295
00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:23,531
Touch her butt, man?
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00:11:23,611 --> 00:11:25,090
- [grunts]
- Wanna take a picture?
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00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,246
Wait... hey, wait a minute.
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00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,597
I think he's kicking my ass.
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00:11:27,673 --> 00:11:29,370
- This is what you get.
- Butt-Head, help.
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00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:30,796
[chuckles] [punches thudding]
301
00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:32,113
I can't see. Is that a chick?
302
00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:33,389
- [chuckles]
- Hey, cut it out!
303
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:34,685
Hey! Ow.
304
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,111
[screams] Ow!
305
00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:39,225
You wanted to be the hamburger,
306
00:11:39,302 --> 00:11:40,807
and I wanted to see you
get your ass kicked.
307
00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,426
[chuckles]
308
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,677
Everyone wins.
309
00:11:43,755 --> 00:11:45,365
Pretty cool, yeah.
310
00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:46,660
It was a great day.
311
00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:48,994
It sure was, yeah,
312
00:11:49,071 --> 00:11:50,702
and some guy said he's gonna
send the video to WorldStar.
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00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,325
[chuckles]
314
00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:54,055
Not too bad, yeah. [Chuckles]
315
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,387
- Not bad at all.
- [chuckles]
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00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:58,304
I miss when this couch
had cushions though, you know?
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00:11:58,366 --> 00:11:59,628
[chuckles]
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00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:01,253
I'll kick your ass
about that another time,
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00:12:01,307 --> 00:12:03,899
Beavis. For now, let's just
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00:12:03,986 --> 00:12:05,553
enjoy this moment.
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00:12:05,629 --> 00:12:10,808
[rock music plays]
322
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[military music]
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00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:22,907
? ?
324
00:12:23,094 --> 00:12:26,481
So there I was,
trapped behind enemy lines,
325
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,727
pinned down
in a Korean farmhouse
326
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,769
by 50 Commie soldiers...
327
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:36,259
Just me and three of my
brothers in the Marine Corps,
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00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,711
and let's not forget
a brave Korean farmer
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00:12:39,824 --> 00:12:42,625
by the name of Hon-yong.
330
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:45,331
[gunshots firing]
331
00:12:48,426 --> 00:12:51,143
Hon-yong, I don't know
who fixed this for you
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00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:53,912
the last time, but oh, boy...
333
00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:56,595
I ought to be able
to just clean out the P trap
334
00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:58,163
and the pop-out drain,
335
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,585
but this one here is
a 1 1/2 inch galvanized,
336
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,460
and this one... well,
that there is metric.
337
00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:07,888
[sighs]
Well, that's one way to do it.
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00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:10,181
- I'm running out of ammo!
- There's more of them coming!
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00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,392
- [gunshots firing]
- [grunts]
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00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:15,414
- [speaks Korean]
- Yeah, I bet the last guy
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00:13:15,488 --> 00:13:17,620
told you he could
save you a few won
342
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:20,410
if you just used whatever
he had in the truck.
343
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:24,140
Well, I always say
there's nothing more expensive
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00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,395
than saving a little money
on home maintenance.
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00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,165
[bullet dings]
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00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,665
Okay, Hon-yong, where's
the main water shutoff
347
00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:32,184
to the house?
348
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,261
[gunshots firing]
349
00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:34,647
Hon-yong?
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00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,812
Well, it ought to be
by the water heater...
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00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:40,870
Usually is.
352
00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:42,255
- [bullets thud]
- [grunts]
353
00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:47,037
And that's exactly where it was.
354
00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:49,974
But I bet you wanna hear
the rest of the story...
355
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,286
How the idiot
who fixed that sink
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00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:55,832
screwed up the T and P valve
on the water heater.
357
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,417
If Hon-yong wasn't already dead,
358
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,242
he could've been
seriously burned.
359
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:05,842
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