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Now, I've noticed recently
that you guys have
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had some trouble concentrating,
mm-kay.
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Um, what?
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And believe me,
I understand why.
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The world is so full
of injustices,
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and worrying about them
can cause your generation
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a lot of stress.
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Uh, huh?
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What?
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You know, I was hoping your
parents would come
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to this conference,
but since they're not here,
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it makes it easier
for me to recommend
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non-Western medicine.
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Have you boys
ever tried acupuncture?
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It's the only thing that
helped me with my vegan gout.
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Now, don't worry.
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This won't hurt a bit.
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Uh, okay.
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I'm going to put
a small number of needles
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- in your skin...
- Uh-huh.
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To balance your body's energy.
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- Okay.
- And these needles will
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make you feel relaxed and calm...
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- Uh-huh.
- With a general sense
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- of well-being.
- That sounds like it sucks.
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Okay.
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I'm getting the first needle
ready for insertion.
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Insertion.
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Now just hold still.
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Here comes the first needle.
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Hey, that's a needle!
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Ahh!
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Um, so when are you gonna
put those needles in?
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I did.
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I put in about 50 needles.
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Oh, so you did.
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What do you know.
Feels pretty good.
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Very relaxed and calm
and, like, some other stuff.
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Yeah.
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He tried to stab me!
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- I'll kick your ass!
- Someone call the police!
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Can you excuse me for a minute?
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Stop choking me, you butthole!
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Oh, my God!
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- Ahh.
- No!
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It feels so good,
I'm gonna go outside
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and walk around
and enjoy the day.
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Don't touch me!
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Me and my needles.
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Oops.
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Hey, Beavis.
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You won't believe what
that acupuncture butthole tried
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to stick in my face.
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I was gonna...
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- What was it?
- Sounds interesting.
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What the hell
is on your face, Beavis?
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What do you mean?
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It's full of needles.
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Oh, you mean the needles.
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Yeah.
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Of course I'm talking
about the needles, dumbass.
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Oh yeah, they're just sitting
in my face, I guess.
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You know, it feels really nice.
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It's like my energy
is balanced or something.
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What are we watching?
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Get those needles out
of your face right now.
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Oh, no, no.
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No, why would I do that?
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I've never felt better
in my life.
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Beavis, you weird
son of a bitch.
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I'm gonna kick your ass.
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You know, Butt-Head,
you might feel calmer
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if you had some needles
in your face.
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Ahh!
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Ow.
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Ahh, I sure do love my needles.
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Yeah.
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Hey, everyone. It's Doug.
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I hope you're doing well.
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In today's video, what I'm
actually gonna be showing you
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is the basic fry scream sound,
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how it's made, how it's created.
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Uh, ice cream sound?
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Yeah, what's that?
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Whoa. Did you hear that?
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He just sang "Butt-Head sucks."
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Uh...
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he did?
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Uh...
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damn it.
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I'm gonna kill this guy.
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Yeah, I've been saying
"Butt-Head sucks"
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for a long time, but, you know,
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I never thought about,
you know, singing it, you know?
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Like, really belting it out,
you know?
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Beavis, I'm gonna belt
your face out.
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You know, I gotta hand it
to this guy.
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I don't sing it as good
as he does, you know?
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You know, I say just, you know,
"Butt-Head sucks,"
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but he says...
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Damn it, Beavis.
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That's not even what
he's saying.
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He's saying, like,
"a-vuv a sock"
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or something.
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No, no. That's just
his Australian accent.
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I think there's, like,
a number-one song in Australia
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called "Butt-Head sucks."
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Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.
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And I'll show you even close up.
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Whoa.
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What is that thing back there?
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Looks like a nut sack
or something.
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Um, actually Butt-Head,
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that's called your "uvulvia."
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It's actually really useful
'cause, um...
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'Cause it helps you go...
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Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.
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So it's step two now.
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We actually wanna create
the fry sound.
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And it's like this. Like...
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Uh, he's trying to make
a fry sound?
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Like when you put the fries
in the fryer
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at Burger World?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you know what that
sounds like?
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It sounds like this:
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- Damn it, Beavis.
- I'm gonna clobber you.
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Remember the one time
that customer came in?
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He said, um,
"I'll have the, uh"...
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- Damn it, Beavis.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
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I-I'm not saying you suck,
Butt-Head.
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I'm just singing the song.
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And, you know, the words
to the song just happen to be...
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Ahh!
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- Damn it, Beavis.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Why would anyone wanna learn
to talk like that, you know?
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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I can do it longer than that.
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Check this out.
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Uh...
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okay, Beavis. You win.
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Uh... Beavis, you already did
it longer than me.
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You don't need to keep going.
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Uh...
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Damn it, Beavis. Stop.
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I win.
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Anyway, uh...
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This guy should...
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Cut it out.
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You're gonna, like,
suffocate or something.
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That would be cool.
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Are you ever gonna stop, Beavis?
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Butt-Head...
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Butt-Head...
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I can't talk.
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You look kinda, like,
purple or something.
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It looks cool.
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I think my uvula fell off.
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It's on the floor.
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I think it rolled
under the couch.
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Cool.
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Butt-Head...
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I... I need to go
to the hospital or something.
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Uh...
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no way, Beavis.
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He warned you.
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
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Come closer.
I gotta tell you something.
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Uh, what?
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- No, closer.
- I can't talk very loud.
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Is that as close as you can
possibly get?
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Uh, yes, Beavis.
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Okay.
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If I die,
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there's something
I want you to tell my mom.
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Put your ear right next
to my mouth so you can hear.
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I want you to tell her...
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Ahh! Ow!
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Damn it, Beavis.
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God damn it, Beavis.
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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Ahh. Feeling good.
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- Damn it, Beavis.
- You're embarrassing me.
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What's your problem?
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- You're right, Butt-Head.
- I do have a problem.
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My problem is that
I need more needles.
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These are great.
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This oughta do it, yeah.
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Do you have a dressing room
where I can try these on?
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W-what?
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No, I'll just try them on
in the bathroom.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. This is gonna be cool.
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I feel good today. Yeah.
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I'm not even gonna
look at you, Beavis.
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Guess why.
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I'm not gonna give you
the satisfaction.
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Check this out, Butt-Head.
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I can play "Enter Sandman"
on my face.
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Look at this.
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See that?
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See?
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I feel the best I've ever felt,
Butt-Head.
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But you know what's gonna
make me feel even better?
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Beavis, if you say
"more needles,"
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I'm gonna beat the living crap
out of you.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no. That would be silly. No.
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No, I'm talking about
spanking my monkey.
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Yeah.
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Make a great day even better.
Yeah.
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Okay. Just gonna sit down here.
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Go ahead and pull down my pants.
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It's not easy
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'cause my hands have
all these needles.
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It's tricky.
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And here we go.
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Ahh!
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My schlong!
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Ahhhh!
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There's needles in my schlong!
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Dahh!
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Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help!
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I-I mean, no, wait.
Don't come in here.
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- That kid is a dumbass.
- No! No!
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Chirp.
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