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? MTV ?
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[both chuckling]
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[bluesy rock music]
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? ?
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Butt-Head, it's my turn
to ride the scooter.
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- We don't take turns, Beavis.
- We're not girls.
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- Oh, yeah, I forgot.
- Taking turns sucks.
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Check it out, Beavis.
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Those dudes have beers.
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Let's go party with them.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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I think you have to be, like,
an American or something
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to go in there.
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- Uh, don't worry, dumbass.
- We can blend in.
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Hold on there, boys.
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This here's the Legion Hall,
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and we're having a special
get-together for Flag Day.
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Service members only.
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Uh, we're members.
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Yeah, yeah, we're from America.
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Well, I'm glad to hear it,
but I'm talking about people
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who laid it all on the line
for this great country.
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- Were you in the service?
- Uh, yeah.
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We did, like, service.
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Thank you, drive through.
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Would you like the combo
for a dollar more?
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You boys wore the uniform?
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Yeah, we had to wear a uniform.
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There was a hat and everything.
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It was, like, a long time ago,
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but I remember
that the training sucked,
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and it was always hot,
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and you never knew
when a bunch of guys
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would be all on your ass.
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Yeah, there was one time
when the shake machine...
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Enough said, boys.
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Save the war stories
for your fellow servicemen.
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Come on in,
and enjoy the company.
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- Kickass.
- Oh, yeah.
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[both chuckling]
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Well, I tell you,
there's no better way
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to celebrate Flag Day than
with a couple of cold ones.
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Give me another beer.
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Yeah, more of these nuts too.
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Say, have y'all met
Belvis and Bunhowzen here?
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They served in... I guess
it'd be the Desert Storm?
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Yeah, like I was saying,
there's that one time
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the shake machine...
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Did Gilmore tell you the story
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about how he captured
that there flag in Vietnam?
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Uh, no.
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Well, we were hoofing it
through that godforsaken jungle
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when, all of a sudden,
the commies opened fire.
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Fire, fire, fire!
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You're still feeling it,
ain't ya?
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Yeah, he feels it all the time.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, boing!
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I got a buddy who was
in Desert Storm.
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What battalion were you in?
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- Uh...
- What?
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I said,
what battalion were you in?
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What's your battalion
number, boys?
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Uh...
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69.
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[both chuckle]
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Yeah, that's it.
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The Fighting 69th.
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Oh, you guys are the real deal.
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Must have seen a lot of action.
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Yeah, we like action.
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Well, when you're in the 69,
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you're gonna get plenty
of action when it's going down.
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[both laughing]
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Oh, boy, yeah.
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They could lick anybody.
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I heard in Iraq,
the 69 saw action
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from both sides at once.
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Yeah, that's why
they call it that.
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Here, I'll draw you a picture.
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Butt-Head explained it
to me once.
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See, the bottom
of the six is the butt.
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And then the nine is, like,
the nads or something.
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I don't know.
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[both chuckling]
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You can fool
those old men in there,
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but you can't fool me.
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You were never in the 69th.
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You guys are lying.
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Uh, okay.
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And I know why.
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You're CIA.
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Uh, what's that?
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The C who?
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I get it.
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You're still keeping
your cover, even now.
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Cool, come on, drinks on me.
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If anybody's earned it,
it's you two.
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Whoa, serving rocks.
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[both chuckling]
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So what'd you guys do,
covert ops,
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military intelligence?
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Uh, probably intelligence.
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It's, like,
one of our specialties.
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Yeah, there was this one time
when the shake machine...
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Belvis, Bunhowzen,
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I think I speak for everyone
when I say,
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it'd be a real honor
to have you be part
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of our Flag Day ceremony
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and raise Old Glory
up on the pole out there.
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- Raise.
- [both chuckle]
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Pole.
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Well, thank you.
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This beauty dates back
to the Spanish-American War.
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She's a bona fide piece
of American history.
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We'll wait outside,
give y'all some time
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to get ready and whatnot.
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- Let's do it, boys.
- Yes, sir.
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History sucks.
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- [both chuckle]
- Yeah, really.
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Oh, I'm looking forward
to watching this video.
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Fiat presents Ava Max, "Torn."
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- [both chuckling]
- Okay.
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? Li-li-light away ?
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? But, but then you give me
fireworks ?
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How come they keep showing
this car?
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Well, Beavis, that's because
it's the Fiat 500X,
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the best mid-sized Sedan
on the market today.
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? ?
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Really?
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That's right, Beavis.
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I guess it looks
pretty cool, you know,
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but it seems like
a car like that,
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like, a four-door,
wouldn't have a whole lot
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of pickup, you know,
at the lights.
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That's where you're wrong,
Beavis, stupid and wrong.
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The Fiat's 1.3 liter
multi-air turbo engine
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comes standard and is equipped
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with fuel saving engine
stop-start technology,
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offering 177 horsepower
to dominate the road ahead.
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- Wow, really?
- That sounds amazing!
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But it is a little hard
to believe, you know?
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Well, the Fiat 500X will make
a believer out of you, dumbass.
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And you know what's
even more shocking, Beavis?
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You won't have sticker shock.
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I don't know what that is,
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so I probably won't have it
anyway.
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Sticker shock means,
like, it's super expensive.
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And the Fiat 500X
is very affordable.
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? ?
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But it's probably, like,
made in some foreign country,
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like over in Europe
or something.
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Most of the parts
are made right here
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in the good old USA,
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providing jobs to people
like you and me.
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- What, like you and me?
- We don't even have jobs.
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No, we don't, and we never will.
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But if we did, we'd be
working on the Fiat 500X,
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which "Car and Driver"
recently called
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"the ultimate thrill ride."
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Could you see yourself driving
this car, Beavis?
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What does this car have
to offer someone like me,
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who had his license suspended?
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Uh, it offers you nothing.
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Fiat doesn't want you.
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The Fiat is for winners only.
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Do you see yourself
with a bus pass,
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while I bang your mom
in the back seat
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of the Fiat 500X,
with its roomy interior.
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Again, just like your mom.
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[both chuckling]
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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Uh, hey, Beavis.
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Look outside and check and see
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if there's a free Fiat
out there.
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? ?
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Why would Fiat give you
a free car?
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Just go look.
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See if you see a Fiat 500X.
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I don't see anything, Butt-Head.
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Uh, are you sure?
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Yep, no cars out here at all.
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Damn it, never mind.
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Fiats suck.
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? ?
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It's a tiny crap wagon.
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? ?
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You'd never fit
in one anyway, Butt-Head,
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'cause you're too fat.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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Dang it,
where are those two boys?
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They probably wanted
their speech to be just so.
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Ah, they're fightin' men,
not talking men.
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Huh, well,
that's mighty nice of 'em.
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[both chuckle]
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Hey, Butt-Head,
wasn't there, like,
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something we were gonna do
or something?
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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I think we were gonna,
like, hang a flag
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on a pole thing or something.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
Where'd the flag go?
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Uh...
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it's gotta be around here
somewhere.
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- Oh, there it is.
- Oh, yeah, that's it.
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Old Glory.
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? Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun,
dun-dun-dun-dun ?
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Oh, here they come.
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[rousing bugle playing]
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You know,
I like this bar, Butt-Head.
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People are really nice here,
you know?
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Yeah, they're, like,
all American and stuff.
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Yep.
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- God damn it.
- What the hell?
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- Dear God.
- You gotta be kidding me.
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Did they just fly
the Vietcong flag
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over the American Legion Hall?
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Can you, like,
get us some more beer now?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
considering we just put
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your flag up for free.
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- Stolen valor!
- God dang it!
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I'll kick your ass.
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This one's for Ho Chi Minh,
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you son of a bitchin' bastard.
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Hey, Butt-Head.
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Since we're
on this flagpole now,
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I guess that means,
like, we're Americans.
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Uh...
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I guess we are.
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[both chuckling]
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I guess you had to be
in the Army to join that place.
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Probably.
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