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[theme music]

The "Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

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- That's what we
do at our house.

Hi.
- Hi, Dave.

- Oh, hi, Dave.
Sit down, join us.

- Thanks.
- What'll you have, Dave?

- Hi, Jack.

I think I'll have
a chocolate malt.

- Coming right up.

- What have you guys been up to?

- We just spent an exciting
evening at the movies.

- Was the picture any good?
- It wasn't bad.

There was a lot of action in it.

- Uh, there were too many
fights in it to suit me.

I like happy pictures.

- This one had a happy ending.

But besides there were only
a couple of fights in it,

and they were pretty short.
- Oh, yeah?

How about when those
two big guys jumped

on that poor little
fat guy and kept

punching him in the stomach?

Made me ache all over
just to look at it.

- Well, it was his own
fault. He shouldn't

have been walking through
that dark alley late at night,

especially carrying a
satchel full of money.

- Thanks, Jack.

- Well, haven't you ever walked
down a dark street at night?

- Well, yeah.

We did tonight but
we weren't carrying

a satchel full of money.

As a matter of fact, we've
got about $1.50 between us.

- Besides, I always feels safe
when I'm with the old karate

expert, here.

He can give them a couple of
judo cuts while I run for help.

- But what if
you're with Ginger?

- Are you kidding?

You ever see that big
handbag she carries?

I bet it weighs 25 pounds.

She ever hit some guy
over the head with that,

probably knock em cold.
[goofy laugh]

- Well, did you
ever box or anything

like that when you were a kid?
- No, I didn't have to.

You know me, I never
get into trouble.

I have a happy disposition,
and I'm a very fast runner.

[goofy laugh]

- But a guy should always
know how to protect himself,

just in case.

It gives you a
feeling of confidence.

- Well, I'll worry about
that a little later.

Besides, we happen to be
living in a civilized age

and in a civilized
country where people just

don't go around poking each
other in the eye for no reason

at all.

- And as I say, my
best friend here

is a karate expert with muscles
he hasn't even used yet.

- You're wasting your time.

I've got just about enough
money to pay for my own.

- And in case I ever
really get in trouble,

there's always
good old Dave here,

with reflexes like a tiger.

Mighty good man to have around
in case of an emergency.

- OK, give me the check.

- Oh, well, gee thanks, Dave.

[goofy laugh]

[whimsical music]

[tense music]

[books thud]

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Uh, look.

Why don't you watch
where you're going?

- Well, I said I'm sorry.

What are you getting
so tough about?

- Come on, wise guy,
pick up my books.

- Well, pick them up yourself.

- What's the trouble here?

- This guy bumped into
me and knocked my books

all over the floor.

- Look, will you stop making
such a big deal out of it?

It was an accident.
Ha, ha.

I'll pick them up.

Here you are.

- What are you going to
get for dessert, Rick?

- Oh, I think I'll get
some ice cream, why?

- Well, there's only one
piece of chocolate cake left

and that's my favorite.

- Hey!

- Something wrong?

- No, go ahead.

- What'd that guy
do, take your cake?

- Well, he just got there first.

After all, it's a free country.

- Well, yeah, but you
were ahead of him.

- Well, that's OK.

I'll get something else.

[whimsical music]

- [WHISPERING] I'm sorry.

- [WHISPERING] What
were trying to do?

Break my leg?

- [WHISPERING] Well, I didn't
see your foot sticking out

in the aisle.

- [WHISPERING] Well, why don't
you watch where you're going?

- [WHISPERING] I'm sorry!

- [SARCASTICALLY]
That's a big help.

[harp chords]

[footsteps]

- I'm sorry.

- What are you trying
to do, break my leg?

- Well, now look,
buster, you had not right

sticking your big
feet out in the aisle.

Now get out of here
before I lose my temper.

Hurry up.

[romantic music]

[dreamy sigh]

[paper rustles]

[thud]

[chair scrapes]

[door clicks]

[harp chords]

- What are you going to
get for dessert, Rick?

- Well, I think I'll
get some ice cream, why?

- Well, there's only one
piece of chocolate cake left,

and that's my favorite.

- Hey!

- Something wrong?

- What do you mean,
is something wrong?

You deliberately
reached in front of me

and took that piece
of chocolate cake.

- So what?

- So what?

I happen to be ahead
of you in line!

Now, hand it over or I'll
push it in your face.

- You don't have to
get so tough about it.

Can't you take a joke?

- That's better.

[harp chords]

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Why don't you watch
where you're going?

- Look, I said I was sorry.

What are you getting
so tough about?

- Come on, wise guy,
pick up my books.

- Well, pick them up yourself.

- What's the trouble here?

- This guy bumped into
me and knocked my books

all over the floor.

- Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?

- And why don't you
mind your own business?

- How would you like
a punch in the nose?

- All right, buddy.

You asked for it!

- Oh!

- While you're down there, you
might as well pick up my books.

And pick up his books, too.

[door thuds]

- Wally?

- [yells] Hi, Rick.

- OK, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

- Oh, that's OK.

It wasn't your fault.

- Well, what's the matter?

You look kind of worried.

- Well, to be perfectly
honest with you, I am worried.

- Well, about what?

- About myself.

- I don't get it.

- I guess I've really
known it all along,

but I haven't been willing
to admit it to myself.

I'm chicken.

- You're what?

- I'm chicken.

- About what?

- Oh, about everything.

Like today in the cafeteria.

That big guy reached
across in front of me

and took my chocolate cake and
I let him get away with it.

- Well, that wasn't
worth arguing about.

- Are you kidding?

You wouldn't have let
him get away with it,

neither would David.

Stuff like that happens
to me all the time.

- Well, you just happen to
look like an easygoing guy

with a pleasant disposition.

- Oh, that's not the point.

You know what happened to
me the other night when

I left Ginger off at her house?

A dog chased me
all the way home.

Not a big police dog or
anything like that, a little fox

terrier.

- Those little dogs can give
you a pretty nasty bite.

- Well, that's not the point.

When a guy is chicken, the
whole world seems to sense it.

It's like he were going around
with a sign, I am chicken.

- Oh, come on, now.

There's a little
cowardice in everybody

and a certain amount
of bravery, too.

It's just a question
of self-confidence.

Look, why don't you go down
to the gym and work out.

Punch the bag.

Build up your self-confidence.

- Hey, wait a second,
I got an idea.

Why don't you be my trainer?

- Oh gee, I don't know.

I've got some tests coming
up in a couple of weeks.

- Oh come on, Rick,
just to get me started,

give me a little encouragement.

I guarantee you won't be sorry.

Boy, well some of these wise
guys around here be surprised.

They start to push
me around, I'll

give them a left to
the nose, a right

to the stomach, a hook to the
ribs, a couple of karate chops

[grunts], crushing finish.

Ah!

Well, that'll teach you to
fool around with me, bud.

You know something?

I'd be a pretty tough guy
if I wasn't such a chicken.

- I'd really like
to help Wally out,

I just don't know
where to begin.

- Well, why don't you start
out with the fundamentals?

Has he ever done any boxing?

- No, apparently not.

- How about wrestling?

- No, not that I know of.

Of course, if he
ever fell on you,

he'd just about squash you
with that stomach of his.

- He has quite a
secret weapon there.

- Did I understand you and
Dave say that you're going over

to the gym tonight?

- Yeah, we're going to
get Wally down there

and see if we can
get him started.

- I- I think the main problem
is his mental attitude.

You only build up
his self-confidence.

- That's what I've
been telling him.

[doorbell buzzes]

Oh, there he is.

Be right there, Wally.

- I hope they take
it easy on him.

- Oh, sure.

They won't hurt him.

- Well, I'm all set.

But don't hit me, yet.
I'm still chicken.

Ha, ha.
- Hi, Wally.

- Oh hi, Mr. Nelson.

- [LAUGHS] That's quite an
outfit you've got on there.

- [chuckling] Thank you.
How about this?

- Uh, just tell me one thing--
how did you manage to ring

the doorbell?
- Well, it wasn't easy.

Is my nose bleeding?

[phone rings]

HARRIET: I've got it.
- Well, have fun, you guys.

- Oh, thank you.
- We better get going.

- You know, now that
I'm in the mood,

I can hardly wait
to get started.

HARRIET: Wally.

- Oh hiya, Mrs. Nelson.

- Ginger wants ya on the phone.

- Oh my gosh, I forgot.

I was supposed to go over to
the library with her tonight.

- Now is it bleeding?

- No.

Oh, thanks.

Hi, Ginger honey.

- Don't honey me.

I've been phoning all over
town trying to find you.

I thought you were going to
take me to the library tonight.

- Well gee, honey.
I was just going to call you.

I'm awful sorry,
I can't make it.

I've got to go down to the gym.

- You've got to go where?

WALLY [ON PHONE]:
Uh, to the gym.

The gymnasium.

I'm going to do a little
boxing with Dave and Rick.

- Now, wait a second.

Are you sure this is Wally?

- Well, of course.

Who do you think it is?

The fellows just want
to go down to the gym

for a little workout,
and I thought

I'd tag along give
him a few pointers.

- You are actually going
to box with Dave and Rick?

- Look, honey, will
you stop worrying?

I'll take it easy on them.

Besides, we'll be
wearing big heavy gloves.

- Well, I didn't know you
knew anything about fighting.

- Are you kidding?
Ha.

I hate to brag, but sometimes
the boys around the house

call me "The Little Tiger."

[chuckles] Naturally,
when I'm in mixed company,

I usually manage to
control my temper.

- Well, you be careful
with those boys, now.

Remember, they're your friends.

- Ah, don't worry.

I'll take it easy on 'em.

- Good.

Oh, can I speak to
Rick for a minute.

Oh OK, honey.

She wants to talk to you.

Uh, look, Rick, I may have
given her the impression--

- Yeah, I know.

I was listening.

- Hi, Ginger.

- Oh hi, Rick.

Look, I'm not quite
sure what's going on,

but please don't hit my Little
Tiger too hard in the tummy.

- OK.

- Oh hi, Rick.

- Oh hi, Dave.

- Where's Wally?

- Are you kidding?

How can you miss him?

- Oh, no.

- Oh hi, Dave.

DAVE: Hi.

- Well, what do you think?

- Well, he definitely
has a weight advantage.

Go on, throw out your chest,
let's have a look at it.

- Are you kidding?

You're looking at it.

Up here.

Hey, guys, I didn't come
down here to be insulted.

I came to learn something.

- OK, take a defensive stance.

- Uh, careful now.

- I'm not going to hit you.

I just want to see your stance.

- How's this?

- I thought you were
going to be serious.

Quit kidding.
- Who's kidding?

Watch this.

Well, you better
step back a little.

[grunting]

[thud]

Well, you can't win 'em all.

- Oh, thanks.

How did I look?

- Well, I'll say
this much for you,

you've got an unusual style.

- All you need is a piano
player and an agent.

- Yeah, I thought I
was pretty graceful

considering how clumsy I am.

- But first of all, you've
got to keep your elbows in

to protect your body.

And then when you
throw the left,

get some shoulder behind it.

Here, hold the bag.

I'll show you what I mean.

[thwack]
- Go to left.

[thwack]

Get some shoulder behind it.

Bob and weave and feint, and
then cross with the right.

Here, I'll put it
together for you.

[thwack]

Left, feint, then cross.

- Oh yeah, I see what you mean.

It's just the kind of
stuff I want to learn.

Ha.
Well, see you guys later.

- Wait a second,
where are you going?

You haven't learned
anything yet.

Uh, why don't you put the
gloves on with him, Rick?

I think you can show
him better that way.

- OK.

- Don't forget to pull
your punches, now.

Let's just concentrate
on combinations

of left jabs, left hooks,
and rights to the body.

- OK.

[loud thud]

- Wally?

Wally?

I think he's fainted.

- I have not.

But if I can't be
a chicken anymore,

at least let me play possum.

[theme music]

- All right, remember now,
always circle to the left

and keep your chin down.

And when you throw the left,
protect with your right.

When you throw the right,
protect with your left.

- Yeah, I think I got the idea.
Let me at 'em.

- Hey, keep your left up, and
keep your right elbow in close

to your body.
- OK, I know.

Come on, Dave.
Now, go easy.

- OK, wait a minute,
I'll tell you what.

I'll just defend myself, and I
won't throw any punches at all.

- Scout's honor?

- Scout's honor.

[scuffling]

- Boy, Wally, hit him again.

- Are you kidding?

I can't get him to stand still.

[thwack]

- He hits pretty hard.

WALLY: Hey, that was fun.

Come on, Dave. let
me hit you again.

- Not if I can help it.

[scuffling]

- Keep your hands
up, now, Wally.

I'm going to try a
couple of punches.

- Well, that's not fair.

Just when I was
beginning to enjoy it.

[heavy breathing, scuffling]

- Keep your hands
up higher, Wally.

- Well, I'm trying to.

It feels like somebody must have
slipped lead in these gloves.

Now, that's where
they are, and I'm

afraid that's where
they're going to stay.

- We're just getting started.

- Well, you guys better
go on without me.

I'm all through.

- I think we should concentrate
a little more on conditioning.

- Yeah, I'm afraid you're right.

How do your legs feel?

- Oh, I'm sorry you mention it.

[whimsical music]

[thwacks]

[grunting]

[clank]

[heavy breathing]

[wheels whirring]

[vibrating]

[rope slapping]

- You try it.

[galloping, slapping]

You've got to get
some rhythm into it.

- OK, if you promise
not to laugh.

- No, go ahead.

- [SINGING] Teddy bear,
teddy bear, turn around.

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear touch the ground.

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear show your shoe.

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear that will do.

- Very good.

[chuckles]

- 1, 2, 3.

GINGER: Hi, honey.

Hi, Rick.

- Oh hi, honey.

24, 25, 26.

- 1, 2, 1, 2, 1.

- Oh, OK.

Let's do some deep
breathing exercises.

Inhale on 1 and exhale on 2.

Ready?

1!

Come on, pull in that stomach.

- Oh, who are we kidding, Rick?

I'm hopeless and you know it.

- Come on, you
can't give up now.

- Oh yeah, that's
what you think.

I'm going downstairs and
raid the icebox and nobody's

going to stop me.
- That's the spirit.

See how tough you're getting?

- [ANGRILY] You're darn right.

- Have you guys seen Wally?

- Yeah, I just saw him
in the kitchen eating

a great big piece of pie.

- I thought he was
supposed to be in training?

- He was, but I guess I'm
not a very good teacher.

He quit on me.
- How come?

- Yeah, he told me yesterday
he was doing great.

- Yeah, he was.

As a matter of fact, he's
pretty well coordinated.

But he's got no
confidence in himself.

- Well, maybe we
can help him out.

- What do you suggest, hypnosis?

- Hey, here he
comes, watch this.

- I'm getting out of here.

- Hey, Wally.

- Oh hi, Fred.

FRED: Say, I understand you've
become a real good wrestler.

- Oh no, somebody's
been kidding ya.

- No, I mean it.

I heard you learned all
the holds and everything.

- Well yeah, but I'm
not very good at it.

- Oh, come on.

I bet you could
show me an arm lock.

Here, is this how you do it?

- No, that's not right.

Here, I'll show you.

It's like this.
- [cries out]

- Oh, gee.

I'm sorry.

- Boy, you could break a guy's
arm with a grip like that.

- Golly, I'm sorry, Fred.

- It's OK.

CHARLIE: Oh, no, you don't.

- What's the matter?

- I was afraid you were
going to try that on me.

- Charlie, you
know I can never--

I mean, I'd never be able to--

- Well, I'll see you guys later.

- Hey, what happened to Rick?
- I don't know.

RICK: I was hiding.

I didn't want to spoil
your performance.

You guys put on a
pretty good act.

- Yeah, we ought to
start a tag team.

You be the referee.

[scuffling]

- Oh, oof.

[grunts]

[claps]

- [WHISPERING] Here he comes.

- Oh hi, Wally.

- Oh hiya, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, here we go.

[loud exhale]
- Ha, ha.

That's pretty good, Rick.

He couldn't have done
that 20 years ago.

10 maybe, but not 20.

[chuckles]

- Wally, you're next.
- Oh no, not me.

- Well, you could
take on the loser.

- Well, I'd like to,
but I'm busy eating.

- Well, here I'll
hold that for you.

- Hey!
Cut that out.

- Oh, come one.

You got to give me a chance
to beat somebody tonight.

- Well, OK, Mr. Nelson,
if you put it that way.

After all, it's the least I can
do after drinking all your milk

and eating all your ice cream.

[tense music]

[grunt]

- It's not fair.

I was supposed to win that one.

- Sorry, Mr. Nelson.

I guess I don't know
my own strength.

Ha, ha, ha.

- I bet you could give
Rick a pretty good tussle.

- Oh, no.

- Sure, let's give
it a try, Wally.

- Oh, this is ridiculous.

- Well, maybe not.

- Any time you're ready.

- OK, go.

Hey, I did it!

- He's too strong.

- I told you you could do it.

- You put up a good
fight though, Rick.

- Oh, thanks.

Anytime you want a
rematch, let me know.

- Let's have a bad night
for the Nelson family.

- Yeah, it's too
bad Dave isn't here.

[chuckles] I think I'll
go out in the kitchen,

see if there's any more milk.

- Nice going, Pop.

- Oh, anything for
the fraternity.

You weren't so bad yourself.

I thought for a minute that
you weren't going to lose.

- It wasn't easy.

- Well, we better some ice
cream before he eats it all up.

- Well, you're not kidding.

- Well, I don't know, Wally.

I haven't done this
in quite a while.

- Well, that's OK, Mrs. Nelson.

I'll go easy on ya.

- Ready?

- OK.

[whimsical music]

- You win.

- Oh, nice work.

- Thank you.

- You put up a good
fight, though, Mom.

- She sure did.

- Boy, you're really
strong, Mrs. Nelson.

Hey, you know, you
wouldn't believe this,

but she's tougher
than you and Rick.

[whimsical music]

[scuffling]

[thud]

[scuffling]

[grunting]

[thud]

[scuffling]

[thud]

- [growls]

[tiger growling]

- Hey, you guys.

I hate to tell you this, but
the Tiger's on his way over here

right now.
- Oh, no.

- Well, who's going to
be next to take a dive?

- Not me, the coach
says I'm developing

a defeatist attitude.
- We all are.

Come on, let's get out of here.

- Wait a second, I thought we
were going to help build up

his confidence.

- Well, if you ask me,
I think we built it

up too much already.

- Yeah, we created a monster.

- Hiya, fellas!
ALL: Hi, Wally.

- Hey, getting a little
flabby aren't ya, fella?

Why don't you come
down to the gym, let

me work that off for you.
- No, thanks.

Not today, Tiger.

- Come on, Rick.
How about it?

- No thanks, Wally.

My arm's sore from
the last time.

- [chuckles] Anybody else?

Oh, come on.
You guys are getting soft.

What is this, a fraternity
house or a chicken coop?

[chuckling] Well, I guess
I'll go hit the books, then.

Got to develop the mind, too.

No sense in being all
brawn and no brains.

- Do you see what I mean?
It's getting worse.

- I guess you're right.

- Oh, we've sure got
to put an end to this.

He's beginning to
think he is a tiger.

- Well, not only that, he's
liable to challenge somebody

who isn't in on the game.

- And then get his
head knocked off.

- What do we do next?

- Well, we built
up his confidence.

Now, we just have to work out a
way to knock it down a little.

- Hey, you're getting a little
flabby there, aren't you?

- Oh, yeah?

[whimsical music]

- Hey!

[LAUGHING]

- And when he drives
into the parking lot,

you claim he's taken
your parking place.

- Right.

- And then you start
a fight with him.

- But for gosh's
sakes, don't hurt him.

- Well, don't even hit him.
Just push him around a little.

- But not too hard.

- OK, I got ya.

- I hope he takes
it easy on him.

- Oh, yeah.
I'm sure he will.

- I have a feeling Wally will
get out of there in a hurry

once he sees this
guy means business.

- Hey, you guys.

Wally just drove in and
he's got Ginger with him.

- Oh, no.

- What's wrong with that?

- Oh, that would be
too embarrassing.

We can't have this guy
pushing Wally around

in front of his girlfriend.

- Now you watch yourself
or I'll push your face in.

- Oh, yeah?

- Hey, cut that out.

- You want to make
something out of it?

- You push me one more time
and I'll knock you down.

- I'd like to see--
[bell dings]

[tense music]

[thwacking]

ALL: [shouting] Hey, hey!

Wally, stop.

- Hold it!

- You know, I'm sure glad you
jumped in there when you did,

honey.

I was all set to really
clobber that big guy.

- Oh, I know you were.
That's why I did it.

I was afraid somebody
might get hurt.

- Yeah

You mean him?

- Of course.

- You know, Rick.

I really appreciate what
you've been doing for me,

but I've been thinking
this whole thing over.

And after all, every man is
part chicken and part tiger.

I'm just afraid I've been
letting a little too much

of the tiger come out lately.

- Yeah, I think you're right.

- Yeah, I think so.

So from now on, I'm going to
start showing a little more

of my gentle side.

- That's a good idea, honey.

Suppress a little of that tiger.

- Right.

- You ready to order?

GINGER: Oh, you go ahead, Rick.

RICK: I think I'll have a bacon
and egg sandwich and a malt.

- All right, and you.

- One ham on rye,
and one chicken.

- What?

- Well, ham on rye for me, and
a chicken sandwich for you, OK?

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you by your
gas company, which helps you

live modern for less with gas.

- That's what we Nelsons do.

[jazz music]