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[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And tonight, we introduce
the newest member

of the family, Kris,
Mrs. Rick Nelson.

[music playing]

- I was sure I had
it in my pocket.

- Why don't you keep
it on your finger?

- I do most of the time.

I keep forgetting it.

- Well, I sure don't see
it around here, Rick.

- Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Wally.

- Hi, Wally.

- How much money
are we looking for?

- We're looking for
my wedding ring.

- Oh, is that all?
It's not on your finger, is it?

- No, it's the first
place I looked.

I guess I left it at home.
- Oh, yeah.

Come to think of
it, I noticed you

didn't have it on
your finger when

I picked you up this morning.
- Why don't you say something?

- Are you kidding?

I figured if you and Kris
had a little argument

and you threw your ring at her,
it was none of my business.

- No, it's nothing like that.

- Well, then why
don't you call her

and see if you left it at home?
- No, I can't do that.

- Oh, ho.
You did have a fight.

- It's just that I'm always
leaving at some place

and Kris keeps
kidding me about it.

- Kind of a happy fight.

- Well, yeah.
Something like that.

- Hi, fellas.
- Oh, hi, Terry.

- Hi, Terry.

- This is Virginia Stewart,
Rick Nelson, Wally Plumstead.

Fred Stacy.
- Hi.

- Hello.

- I heard you sing at
the rally last week.

It was great.
- Oh, thank you.

- Of course, you haven't
heard me sing yet.

- No, I don't believe I have.

- Oh, you don't know
how lucky you are.

- Please.

I have a rich resonant
baritone. [SINGING] Fools rush

in, where--

- Is this your
first semester here?

- Yes, it is.
I'm a transfer.

- Naturally, she's a Theta.

Best sorority on campus.

- Oh, good.
Well, I hope you like it here.

- Thank you.

I'm sure I will.

- Well, we'll be seeing you.
- Goodbye.

- Nice to have met you.
- Same here.

- Nice meeting you.

- Bye.

- Hey, she's a real
cute girl, isn't she?

- Boy, you aren't kidding.
- And she's very nice.

- Yeah, you better watch out.

An old married man like you?

What'll Kris say?

- Please, she was smiling at me!

- Who was smiling at you, fatso?

Who was smiling at you?

- Oh, nobody.

- Yeah, Virginia nobody.

- Oh, so that's her name?
Virginia.

- Thanks a lot, pal.

Now, sweetie pie--

- Don't you sweetie pie me, you
two timer, you phony baloney.

- Honey, watch your language.

- Drop dead.

- Honey, wait a second.

- I hope this is one
of those happy fights.

- Yeah, happy fight!

- OK, you guys.

Ginger!

Ginger, honey!

[music playing]

- Hey, don't look now,
but here comes Virginia.

Boy, I sure hope
Ginger isn't around.

Why are the girls
always chasing me?

- 'Cause you're irresistible.
- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi, Fred.

- Oh, no.
He's Wally.

- Yeah, Fred's the skinny guy.

- Of course, I'm sorry.

Say, I've been looking for you.
- Oh, really?

- Yeah, well, the
thing is I realized

I just met you and all, but I
really feel as if I know you.

- Well, that's OK.
What's on your mind?

- Well, we're having a dance
at the sorority this weekend,

with refreshments and
entertainment and all.

It's a benefit for
the scholarship fund.

I thought you might
be interested.

I think it'll be a lot of fun.

- Yeah, I guess so.
It sounds good.

- Oh, wonderful.

Then I can count on it?
- OK.

Thanks a lot.
- Thank you.

I'll see you Saturday then.
- OK, Goodbye.

- Goodbye, Rick.
- Goodbye, Charlie.

- Wally.

- That sounds like it
might be a lot of fun.

- Fun?
- Well, sure.

Why not?

- Well, what are you
going to do about Kris?

- What do you mean?
She loves to go to dances.

- Well, yeah.

That may be so, but
the way I heard it,

you just accepted a date to
go to the dance with Virginia.

- Are you kidding?

She meant both of
us, Kris and me.

- She didn't even mention
Kris, and you know it.

- Well, that's what she meant.

I'm sure she did.

A girl just doesn't
come up to a guy

and ask him to take
her to a dance.

- She does if it's a
girl-ask-boy dance,

and this one is.

- Well, who said so?
- Oh, it was in the campus news.

It's going to be one of the
biggest parties of the year.

You mean you haven't
heard about it?

- No.

You don't pay much
attention to those things

after you get married.

- Well, apparently,
this girl doesn't even

know you're married.
- Well, sure she does.

Why shouldn't she?

- She just met you this morning.

- Well, she could see I
was wearing a wedding ring.

- What was that?

- That's right.

I left it at home, didn't I?

- Well, see you around.

- Oh, Wally?

- Happy fight!

[laughs]

- Then she turned to him
and said, "Oh, Ricky dear,

even though we've just met,
I can't live without you.

My breath is coming
in short pants.

Please, please, take me to
the dance or I shall die."

- Gosh, what did he say?

- He said, "OK."

- Wally.

- Well, that may not be
exactly the way it happened.

But the point of it is, you
accepted a date with a woman

other than your wife.

And that is something up
with which we cannot put.

Never end a sentence
with a preposition.

- Yes, sir.
- This is ridiculous.

- Please, I was there.

- Doesn't this poor girl
know Rick's married?

- Well, how could she?

He wasn't even wearing
his wedding ring.

- Oh, so that's why you left
it at home this morning.

A fine thing.

Make him believe you lost it.

- Will you knock
it off, you guys?

Somebody's liable to
think you're not kidding.

- Yeah, somebody like Kris.

- And besides, who's kidding?
- Not me.

- Me either.

- Well, it's up to you, Rick, if
you want to ruin your own life.

But remember, whatever you do
reflects on the fraternity.

- Yeah, keep up the good work.

- Don't you have some
homework to do or something?

- Yes, sir.

- Look, I know you guys
are kidding and all that,

but let's get one
thing straight.

This girl did not
invite me to the dance.

The invitation was
for Kris and me.

- Anything you say, brother.
- That's right.

We're behind you
all the way, Rick.

- And remember, boys, not a
word about this to anybody.

Let's try to keep it quiet.

By the way, what's the
number of the campus news?

- Oh, that'll take too long.

Why don't we just post
it on the bulletin board?

- Come on, you guys.

Let's play.

- So naturally, I
just assumed she

was inviting both Kris and
me, which she probably was.

- You hope.

- Yeah, something like that.

- Are you sure this girl
knows you're married?

- No, actually, I'm not sure.

See, I just met
her this morning,

and I wasn't wearing
my wedding ring.

- Well, don't you
usually wear it?

- Well, yes and no.

I do when I don't forget it.

But this happens to be one of
those days I left it at home.

- Well, don't let
that happen too often.

- It already has.

In fact, Kris thinks there's
something Freudian about it.

That subconsciously I'm
resisting my marital status.

- Kris said that?

- I think she read it someplace.

- Well, getting back
to this girl you met.

Why don't you just phone her
and ask her what's on her mind?

- Well, ain't that liable
to be kind of embarrassing?

- Oh, I don't think so.

It's liable to be more
embarrassing if you

don't call her.

- Well, maybe you're right.

I hope I don't sound
too ridiculous.

- Oh, you just sound like
a normally frightened

married man.

- Careful, Bud.

- You know this girl's number?

- Yeah, she lives
at a sorority house.

I haven't been
married that long.

Can I speak to Virginia
Stewart, please?

Oh, well, that's OK.
I'll call her back.

Thanks.

- No luck, huh?

- No, that was Ms.
Applebee, the housemother.

Virginia hasn't come in yet.

- Ms. Applebee.

Her name isn't Geraldine,
by any chance, is it?

- Yeah, I think
that is her name.

Why?
Do you know her?

- Oh, yeah.
I think so.

Is she young and blonde
and rather attractive?

- Yeah, that sounds about right.
I don't know how young she is.

I'd say about 40.

- Well, that's young from
where your father's standing.

- You know her,
don't you, Harriet?

- No, I don't think I do.

- Oh, I kind of thought you did.

She's--

- Young blonde and attractive.

And where'd you meet her?

- I don't know.

I thought maybe you
might have introduced us.

- Not judging from
her description.

- You're getting in
deeper than I am.

- That's the way it goes.

If you want to come over later
and use the phone, come ahead.

- Oh, it's OK, Pop.

I think I'll call her from home.

- Uh, Rick.

You don't think maybe Kris
might misunderstand, do you?

I mean, you know how women are.

You heard the big deal
your mother just made

about this Geraldine Applebee.

- I did not, yet.

- You may have a point there.

If I go into a big
explanation, it's

liable to bring up the
subject of why I wasn't

wearing my wedding ring again.

- Yeah, that's a thought.

I didn't realize marriage
is so complicated.

Did you, Harriet?
- No, I didn't.

And where'd you say you
met this Applebee woman?

- I didn't say.

I'll tell you this much, though.

Rick, I really think you ought
to phone Kris and tell her you

going to be late for dinner.

- Yeah, maybe you're right.

She's usually pretty good about
that sort of thing, though.

[music playing]

- Hi.

Where are you?

- I'm over at Mom and Dad's.

- Oh, well, tell
them I said hello.

- Kris says hello.
- Oh.

- And tell them to
send you right home,

your dinner's getting cold.

- Well, that's what I
was calling you about.

I was just going to leave.

- I suppose you forgot
something this morning.

- Oh, yeah, I'm
sorry about that.

I guess I'm just
not used to it yet.

- Kissing me goodbye?

- Is that what you
meant I forgot?

- Well, yeah.

What did you think I meant?

- Well--

- Your wedding ring?

- Look, I'll see you
in a little while.

I'll be right home.

Unless you can think of
someplace else for me to go.

- She found out
about the ring, huh?

- Yeah and I forgot to kiss
her goodbye this morning.

Well, I better get on home.
Night, Mom.

- Good night, dear.

- Good night, Pop.

- Good night and good luck.

- Thanks.

[music playing]

- Tell me this.

Does June make a
big scene every time

you take your wedding ring off?
- No.

That's probably because
I never take it off.

- I don't see how
you can help it.

I guess it's just that I haven't
gotten used to wearing it yet.

How'd you get used to it?

- Well, June took care of
that right from the start.

She bought the ring a little too
small, slipped it on my finger

and then started
fattening me up.

- Hi, Dave.

- Oh, hi, Wally.

- Say, Rick, did you solve your
problem yet with you know who,

who asked you to
do you know what

without including your ever
loving whosechamacallit?

- That's OK.
You can talk in front of him.

He's my attorney.

- Oh, it hasn't gone
that far, has it?

- Not yet.

- You had me worried.

Did you get in touch
with Virginia yet?

- Well, no.

I figured I'd wait
till this afternoon.

She probably has
classes most of the day.

- Well, it doesn't sound
like you're trying very hard.

- In fact, it sounds
like he's stalling.

- That's probably because I am.

Great.

Hi.

- Well, hi.

- My wedding ring.

- Oh.

- Why don't you just put that on
your finger and leave it there?

- Look, if you really want to
get in touch with Virginia,

she's probably having lunch at
the sorority house right now.

- Well, it's not Virginia
I'm worried about.

It's Kris.

- Well, I know that,
but how else are you

going to straighten it out?

- You know, as an
experienced married man,

I'd suggest a small
bouquet of flowers

might not do any harm right now.

- Hey, that's a good idea.

- Well, I've got
classes all afternoon.

Would you have time to
pick some up for me?

- Well, yeah.
I guess so.

- Here.

This ought to cover it.

- Yeah, now wait a second.

How am I going to get
the flowers to you?

- Well, I've got a full
schedule this afternoon.

Why don't you meet me
back here around six.

- OK, but don't
make it any later

or it'll cost you a dinner.

- I see Wally's cleaning
up the leftovers, as usual.

- Yeah.

If he's not out of here
in a couple of hours,

remind him he promised to run
an errand for me, will you?

- I'll slap a cover
charge on him.

Thanks, Rick.

- Thank you.

- Hey, you know, I just thought
of something that might help.

You did say this girl was
staying at the Theta house,

didn't you?
- Yeah, she's a transfer.

- Well, there's
a girl over there

I used to go out
with occasionally.

Why don't I phone her and see if
she can find out what goes on?

You know, if this Virginia
knows you're married?

- Yeah, sounds good.
- Uh, Jack.

- Yeah.

- Do the number of
the Theta house?

- Yeah, it's on the wall
over there someplace.

- Oh, that's right.

I think I put it there
a couple of years ago.

- Yeah, I think you did.

- I'm getting it for you, Dave.

- Oh, thanks.

Hello.

Is Helen Miller there?

David Nelson.

Oh.
Oh.

No, that's OK.

I'll call back later.

Thank you.

Bye.
She's got a class.

She'll be back in about an hour.

- Oh, thanks anyway, Dave.
- Oh, that's OK.

I'll call her again
from the office,

and if I find out anything,
I'll let you know.

- OK, thanks a lot.
- Oh, Rick?

It's awfully sweet of
you, but I'm really

afraid I can't accept this.

You see, I'm already spoken for.

[music playing]

[music playing]

- Well, here we are.

How does that look?
- Oh, that'll be fine.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

Are they for your wife?

- Oh, no.

They're for a girlfriend.

Well, not mine.

A friend of mine's girlfriend.

Well, it's not exactly
his girlfriend.

If his wife ever heard me
say that, she'd kill me.

Him, too.

- Well, I'm sure whoever
gets them will enjoy them.

- Oh, thank you.

You know, the more
I think about it,

it might be better if he
did give these to his wife.

You see, this friend
of mine got himself

involved in a rather
embarrassing situation.

- Well, whatever
your friend decides,

you can count on us to
be discreet about it.

- Oh, it was all very innocent.

It was just a misunderstanding.

In fact, his wife doesn't
even know about it yet.

- I understand.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Wally.

- Oh, hi, honey.

- I thought I saw you in here.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- About what?

- I'm spoiling the surprise.

Let's see now.

It's not my birthday.

- Oh, no these aren't
for you, honey.

- They're not?
Well, who are they for?

- They're for Virginia.

- Virginia?

You mean that
dumpy little blonde

you were flirting with
on the campus yesterday?

- Oh, no.
I mean, yes.

I mean, no.

- Well, make up
your mind, fatso.

- They're for Rick.

- Oh, well, la-di-dah.

- No, I mean, Rick's going
to give them to Virginia.

- Rick Nelson?

- Well, it's kind
of a long story.

- Oh, brother.

How low can you sink?

Trying to put the blame on
a happily-married man just

to save your own worthless skin.

You fink.

You miserable rat fink.

- No, no, honey.

Sugar plum.

- She's got quite a
temper, hasn't she?

- She's really a very nice girl.

She just gets a little
emotional at times.

- I know what you mean.

I'm not sure my insurance
covers this sort of thing,

but I'll be happy to
replace the flowers.

- Oh, that'd be very nice.
I'd sure appreciate it.

- Oh one thing.

I don't mean to sound
like I'm butting in,

but was that your wife, your
friend's wife, his girlfriend,

or your girlfriend?

- I'm not sure.

I think it was my ex-girlfriend.

- I was afraid of that.

- Oh, and just a second, Kris.

I'm in the dining room.

Now, give me that
again, will you?

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, I'm sure you won't have
any trouble with it at all.

Well, dear, Ozzie just came in.

I better hang up
and pretend I've

been thinking about dinner.

OK, bye bye.

- I heard that.

- You were supposed to.

You're home early.

- They were painting
the benches in the park.

- Who was that?

- Oh, that was Kris.

She wanted my recipe
for apple strudel.

- Oh, that's a good sign.

At least Rick's still
having his meals at home.

- Well, frankly,
I don't think he's

told her about the girl, the
dance, or the whole situation.

- Well, you did resist the
temptation to ask her about it,

didn't you?
- Yes.

And it wasn't easy.

- Well, it'll
probably all work out.

Wasn't exactly an earthshaking
problem to begin with.

- Well, I know that.

But it could be
pretty embarrassing

unless something's
done about it.

- Well, don't look at me.

I don't want to get involved.

- Well, no, but
you could find out

whether the girl knows
he's married or not.

- Now wait a second.
What are you doing?

- I'm going to call
the Theta house.

And you can talk to that good
looking house housemother

you forgot to tell me about.

- What should I say to her?

- Well, just ask her to
find out diplomatically

whether the girl knows
Ricky's married or not.

- Well, how do I do that?

This is ridiculous.

- Her name's Virginia Stewart.

- No, no, no.

It's Geraldine Applebee.

- I mean the girl.

- I'm not even sure she'd
remember me, Geraldine.

- She might.

- Harriet, what do I say to her?

- Well, you could start
out with, "Hi, honey.

This is loverboy."

- Suppose she
remembers me from that?

- And then you're
in a lot of trouble.

- Yeah.

Hello.

Is Ms. Applebee there?

Oh, hello there.

You probably won't remember me,
but my name is Ozzie Nelson.

Yeah, that's right.

I didn't think
you'd remember me.

Oh.

That's very nice
of you to say so.

Well, thank you.

That's very nice of you.

She remembers me.

I guess it has
been quite a while.

That's right.

At the picnic.

We met her at the
Men's Club picnic.

Oh, yeah, that was a lot of fun.

No, no.

I didn't come in first.

I was runner-up.

Well, after all, the
judge's decision is final.

She thinks I should have won
the most friendly smile contest.

What was that?

No, I don't play it anymore.

Someplace up in
the attic, I guess.

I imagine those strings are
all rusty and broken by now.

Oh, well, thank you.

[phone rings]

- Dobson Kelley.

Oh, hi, June.

Yeah, just a second.

[buzzer]

- Yes?

- June's on the phone, Dave.

- Oh, thanks.

Hi, honey.

Oh, it's OK.

I'm not busy.

Who?

Oh, yeah.

She was just returning my call.

No she's not a
client, she's just

a girl I used to go
out with occasionally.

Oh, that's OK.

It's not really important.

OK, I'll see you later.

[music playing]

Oh, honey.

It's me again.

I just thought I'd better
explain before you start

to get any ideas about this--

Well, about the
girl that called.

Don't be silly.

Why should I have a
guilty conscience?

No, no.

I was calling for Rick.

See, she knows this girl
who asked him for a date--

No, it's nothing like that.

I'll explain the whole
thing when I get home.

Bye.

[music playing]

[phone rings]

- Dobson Kelley.

Oh, sure.

[buzzer]

- Yeah.

- June again, Dave.

- Oh, Thanks.

Yeah, honey.

A double date?

Of course not, I
hardly know the girl.

Well, I only took her out
once or twice years ago.

Well, to a movie.

Well, I don't even remember.

Look, honey-- June?

June?

- Oh, no kidding.

Oh, sure.

I've been through
there lots of times.

How about that?

She was born in North Carolina.

- Well, good for her.

- I thought I detected a
little southern accent there.

Yeah.

Well, it's been wonderful
talking to you, Carolina.

Uh-- fine.

Wonderful.

Bye.

Sent her best to you.

- Thank you.

You seemed to be enjoying
the conversation.

- She's very nice.

- What'd she say about
Ricky's situation?

- Ricky?

Who's Ricky?

Oh.

Isn't that ridiculous?

I forgot to ask her.

- I kind of thought you would.

- Harriet.

Harriet.

- Well, it's not that
June's really mad at me.

I just thought I'd bring
some ice cream home

as sort of a peace offering.

- Yeah, I know what you mean.

The situation is a little
strained over at our house,

too.

Boy, I hope this brother
of mine appreciates

all the trouble we've been
going through to help him out.

- You're not kidding.

- Well, I don't know what you
guys are complaining about.

Look what happened to me, and
I'm not even related to him.

- It's hard to believe that a
couple of daisies did all that.

- Well, she had her
knuckles mixed in with them.

- Here comes the source
of all our troubles.

- Hi.
- Hi, Rick.

- It's like a meeting here.

- That's what it is.

A special meeting of the "Get
Ricky Out of Trouble Society."

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- Well, how about it?

Did you get in touch
with Virginia yet?

- No, not yet.
I have been able to reach her.

- I can imagine how
hard you've been trying.

- Well, I have.

I've called over to the
sorority about three times.

- Well, your troubles are over.

She just walked in.
- You're kidding.

Did she see me?

- Yes, she did, loverboy.

In fact, she wants
to talk to you.

- Here goes nothing.

- Hey, wait.

Come back here.

You're forgetting the flowers.

- Are you kidding?

Those are for Kris.

- For Kris?

- Of course.

- Well, if I'd known that, I
could have told Ginger and--

Nah, she probably would
have hit me anyway.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi.

- Somebody said
you were over here,

and I wanted to talk
to you about the dance.

- Oh, you mean about
Saturday night?

- Yeah.

I was wondering, would you
like to bring your own guitar

or should we have
one there for you?

- My guitar?
- Come on.

Now, you must be kidding.

You promised you
come and sing for us

and you're not going
to back out of it now.

- Well, no.

Of course not.

I'm looking forward to it.

I guess I'll bring
my own guitar.

- By the way, we'd love to
have you bring your wife,

if you'd like to.

- OK, I'll do that.

I'll bring my
guitar and my wife.

- I know the girls are
all anxious to meet her.

- Oh, thanks.

I wasn't quite sure
you knew I was married.

- Well, now that
you mention it, I

didn't until just
a little while ago.

In fact, it was was
the funniest thing.

Some of the girls said
that you might think

I was inviting you as my date.

I was sure you'd notice
my engagement ring.

- Oh, well, congratulations.

- Thank you.

- I guess I wasn't wearing
my wedding ring at the time.

Sometimes I forget to put it on.

Well, I'll see you
at the dance then.

- Good.
We'll be looking forward to it.

Bye.
- Bye.

- How'd it go?
- Oh, great.

It was just a big
misunderstanding.

- What happened?

- Well, she didn't invite me
to go to the dance with her.

She just wants me to come
over and sing some songs.

- You're kidding?
- Well, no.

Gee, and I had this
whole big speech

prepared explaining
everything, and now I

won't get a chance to use it.
- Oh, yes you will.

Come over right now to the
phone and explain it to Ginger.

- Ginger?
What about June?

- Well, now-- now
just a second, fellas.

I could use a
little help myself.

- Here you are, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, Thank you.

And if they don't work,
watch out for the daisies.

[laughs]

[music playing]

[applause]

- [SINGING] Fools rush in
where angels fear to tread.

And so I come to you, my
love, my heart above my head.

Though I see the danger there,
if there's a chance for me,

then I don't care.

Fools rush in where
wise men never go.

But wise men never fall in
love, so how are they to know?

When we met, I felt my life
begin, so open up your heart

and let this fool rush in.

Fools rush in where
wise men never go.

But wise men never fall in
love, so how are they to know?

When we met, I felt my life
begin, so open up your heart

and let this fool rush in.

Just open up your heart
and let this fool rush in.

Well, open up your heart
and let this fool rush in.

[cheering]

[applause]

[music playing]

- There certainly are a lot of
attractive girls here tonight.

- Yeah, I guess so.

Actually, I hadn't
really noticed.

- Naturally, I'm not worried.

I'm sure they all
know you're married.

- Oh, sure.

- Kitchen sink.

[music playing]

[music playing]

- Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

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