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[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

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- That's what we
do at our house.

- Hi, come on in.
- Hi.

- Hi, are we late?

- You're right on time.

- Hi, Clara, Joe.
- Hi, Ozzie.

- What time does this
thing start tonight?

- 8:30.

- You're sure we have to go?

- Well, Harriet and I
are on the committee.

- We know that.

You've been over there every
night for the past two weeks.

- Well, there's a
lot of work goes

into putting on a fashion show.

- Besides, it's
for a worthy cause.

- Now, wait a second.

Do you mean to say we have
to pay to go to this thing?

- Of course, you have to pay.

- Five bucks a ticket.
- Oh, great.

- Wait till they see
those cute fashion models.

They'll change their minds.

- Now, look, if Mrs.
Peabody and Mrs.

Watfat are going
to model bikinis,

I'm going to stay home.

- It's not Mrs. Peabody or
anybody else in the club.

We're having real life
professional models.

- Well, how about that?

- Yeah, we saw them today,
and they're very cute.

- In fact, I wonder if
it wouldn't be better

if we left these guys at home.

- Oh, no, you don't.

Come on, Oz, before
they change their minds.

- Well, now, now, wait a second.

We might as well be prepared.

Here you are, Joe, for you.

I'll take this.

- Come on, you guys.

[music playing]

- --look in contrast
to its fitted line.

[applause]

Here we see Mary Kay wearing
black lace re-embroidered

with chenille over
Topaz peau de soie.

The short over
blouse and lantern

skirt emphasizes the
natural waistline this time.

[applause]

- [WHISPERING] Which
one do you like?

- I like them all.
- I'm talking about the dresses.

- Oh, no, you're not.

- --this lovely gold metallic
re-embroidered lace bodice.

It is highlighted by a
beautifully styled black crepe

sheath skirt.

[applause]

- [WHISPERING] The
dress is nice, too.

- Oh, yeah.

[laughs]

- Suzy shows the rich
combination of olive velvet

with matching
fringed dotted satin.

The deep kimono-like
sleeve is very high fashion

and will be seen in
day wear, as well.

- [WHISPERING] Can you
whistle through your teeth?

- [laughs]

- Shh.

[applause]

- The new floating panel
look is truly elegant.

Annabelle shows a
pencil-slim evening gown

of warped print peau de soie.

It is veiled with suffle
panels bordered with the print.

[applause]

Carol wears a white peau de soie
gown ruched with black suffle,

heavily on the bodice
and airily on the skirt.

- I don't think she's so
heavily on the bodice.

- ... with bows on the shoulder.

[applause]

A new exciting color for
evening is taxicab yellow.

Doris shows it in--

- Oh, I love that color.

- The easy fit deep sleeve
bodice is eyelash fringed dot.

The skirt is of matching--

- She's still got
her meter running.

- [laughs]

[applause]

- Susie's gown features
the beautiful manipulation

of chiffon.

- [WHISPERING] Lady Macbeth.

- ... basically draped and
cascades elegantly from its

re-embroidered high-waisted
en pure bodice.

- I love those muumuus.

- Oh, stop.

[applause]

I think we should
have left them home.

- I think you're right.

- Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

That concludes our
program for this evening.

We've certainly enjoyed
bringing it to you,

and we want to thank you for
your very generous response.

[applause]

- What happened to
Harriet and Clara?

- They're still
in the other room.

I told them we'd bring back
some sandwiches for them.

- They're not mad
at us, are they?

- Not exactly, but
I have a feeling

we enjoyed the show a little
more than we should have.

- Oh, well, it's
their own fault.

They had no right to insist
that we come along with them.

- That's right.

Maybe they'll think
twice before they drag us

to another one of these things.

- If we don't take
it easy, they'll

think twice before they
let us out of the house.

[laughs]

- I did enjoy the show
tonight, though, didn't you?

- I don't know too much
about women's clothes,

but I thought the models
were awfully cute.

- Oh, yeah.

- Well, thank you.

- Oh, hi, I didn't
recognize you.

It was really a good show.

- Well, thank you.

- Uh, let's see, your
name is Susie, isn't it?

- Yes, you have a good memory.

- Well, uh, usually,
I don't, but you

look kind of familiar to me.

It seems to me I've seen
you someplace before.

- Oh, come on, Oz, you can
think of something more original

than that.
- No, no, no, I--

I-- I really mean it.

Now, wait a second,
weren't you on the cover

of a fishing magazine recently?

- That's right, last month.

- Now, you see, wise guy?

- It's very nice
of you to remember.

Doris here has had a lot
of magazine covers, too.

- Say, I thought your
face looked familiar.

- No, no, no, you're too late.

- No, he isn't.

- [laughs] Where was
that picture taken,

the one on the fishing magazine?

- Gee, I don't really remember.

- It looked like
Crystal Lake to me.

- How far is that from here?

- Oh, it's a couple of hours
on the freeway, a little less

maybe.

- No, that couldn't be it.

It took us about five
hours to get to this place.

- Do you go fishing often?

- Well, whenever
we get a chance.

If you're looking
for a beautiful spot,

this is it, especially
this time of the year.

- Crystal Lake, you say?

- Yeah, that's right.

It's about two hours north
of here on the freeway.

- Well, we'll keep that in mind.

- Very nice to have met you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
Nice to have met you.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

May we have a couple
of sandwiches, please?

- Oh, I'm awfully sorry.

I'm afraid we've run
out of everything.

- Oh, you don't even have
any, uh, cookies or anything?

- Not a thing.

We had a much bigger
turnout than we expected.

- Oh, I'm glad to hear that.

Well, uh, look,
I'll go get the car

and you explain
this to the wives.

- Oh, no, you don't.

Hey, Oz, come back here.

Oz!

- Get your hands off the cake.

- I want to make sure
I get a big piece.

- Listen, if you guys are
going to play Casanova,

you're going to have to
watch your waistline.

- Oh, ho, so that's it, huh?

- Yeah, you didn't think we saw
you talking to those two girls,

did you?

Oh, you were so charming.

- Oh, they're a
little bit jealous.

- Can't say that
I blame them, Oz.

It must be pretty tough being
married to a couple of guys who

are so irresistible to women.

- Yeah, but you think
they'd be used to it by now.

- Oh, boy.

- Drink your milk, dear.

You know, I think
the excitement's

been too much for them.

- Incidentally, while
you were spying on us,

I hope you noticed that those
girls talked to us first.

They started the conversation.
We didn't.

- That's right.

There were a lot of other guys
around, but they picked us out.

I wonder why that was, Oz.

- Well, we were the, uh--

we looked like the, uh--

- The safest?

- Y-- uh, no.

- Incidentally, what were you
talking to those girls about,

anyway?
- Now, that's a little better.

You see, they are interested.

- You told them exactly how
to get up to Crystal Lake,

didn't you?

- Now you spoiled everything.

- I'm sorry, Oz.

I forgot.

- See, now the wives know we
have a date to take those girls

fishing tomorrow.

- What girls?

- The two models.

Clara, you're not
paying attention.

- Oh, I didn't know
they liked fishing.

Harriet, this cake's
just delicious.

- Thank you, dear.

- Well, looks like we've
got clear sailing, Oz.

- Yeah, I guess they don't care
what we do over the weekend.

- Well, now that
you mention it, why

don't you go fishing tomorrow?

Clara and I are going to
be busy down at the club

straightening things up.

- Well, if that's the
way you feel about it,

why don't I pick you up
about 9:00 tomorrow morning?

- OK with me.

- Well, just a second, buster.

I'm not so sure it's OK with me.

- Oh, ho, you're not
just a little worried,

are you, sweetie pie?

- You're darn right
I am, and we're

going to have an understanding
about it right now.

You bring home any fish and
you clean them yourself.

- What about those two girls?

- Let them clean their own fish.

- OK.

[music playing]

[banging]

- There, that ought to do it.

- Boy, it sure is beautiful
up here, isn't it?

- Yeah, it sure is.

[sighs] Well, what
do we do first?

- Well, the way I look at
it, we have two choices.

We can stretch out
here in the sun,

or we can stretch out
over there in the shade.

- You are without a
doubt the laziest guy

I've ever known in my life.

- Oh, thanks, Oz.

- Of course, we could
always go fishing, you know.

- Oh, let's rest up
a little while first.

It must be a quarter of a
mile hike down to the lake.

[splash]

- How far?

- Well, maybe not
quite that far.

But let's rest up a
little while, anyway.

[car approaches]

- Who the heck is that?

- What's the matter?

- A car just drove up.

- Well, so what?

There's plenty of
room around here.

- Oh, my gosh.

- What's the matter?

- Well, it's the girls.

- [laughs] No kidding.

I had a feeling they'd show up.

- You did?

- Oh, sure, all that stuff
about not being jealous.

That was just a big act.

- I don't think we're
talking about the same girls.

- Holy smokes.

I thought you meant the wives.

What are they doing up here?

- Well, what do you think?

You practically invited them up.
- Me?

You were the one.

You told them all about the
lake, how to get up here.

- Maybe they won't recognize us.

Let's hide behind the tent.

- Hi, fellas.

- Hi there.

- Oh, uh, hi, girls.

- Here we go.

Hi, girls.

- You know, we kind of thought
we might run into you up here.

- Oh, really?
[laughs]

- Say, this is a beautiful spot.

- It sure is.

- Yes, it is, isn't it?

- Oh, this is Ben
Bennett, our photographer.

Ben, this is--
- Ozzie Nelson.

- Joe Randolph.
- Hi.

- Thank you.

- These are the two fellows
you were telling me about?

- Yes, they are.
They recommended the place.

[car door closes]
- Well, it's just beautiful.

It's perfect.

- Oh, here comes the other car.
- Oh, good.

I thought they were
right behind us.

Hi!

We're doing a fashion layout,
uh, camping and sports clothes.

- Oh, good.
- Sounds interesting.

- Uh, bring the camera equipment
right over here, Dylan.

- Oh, Mabel, will you bring
the clothes over here, please?

- I'm not just sure where we'll
set up, probably right in here.

- Say, do you mind if
we change in your tent?

- No, no, go right ahead.

- Oh, gee, that's
awfully nice of you.

- It's OK.
- It's our pleasure.

- I hope we won't be
getting in your way.

- Oh, no, no, not at all.

Oh, uh, girls.

Uh, girls.

- Yes?

- Uh, be careful, don't leave
any hairpins around in there.

We're married men.

- Oh!

[laughter]

- Thank you, sir.

- Here you are, girls.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, that's much better.

All right, let's have
that big smile now.

Very good, girls.

And you fellas
weren't bad, either.

- Oh.

[laughs] Thank you.

- Now, let's see.

I think we'll try to set
up over by the big rock.

You kids want to go ahead
and change your clothes?

- Can we give you a hand there?

- Oh, I think we can manage OK.

- No, no, no, I--

oh.

[laughs] Cute girls.

- Yeah.

- This whole thing's
pretty interesting.

- Yeah.

- Wait till the wives
hear about this.

- This will teach them to
be so sure of themselves.

- Yeah.

I wonder what's the
best way to tell them.

- You do think we
ought to tell them.

- Oh, sure, let's
put them on a little.

You think we ought
to make believe

we had a date with the girls, or
that they followed us up here?

- [laughs] I don't
care, whatever you say.

Besides, no matter
what we tell them,

they're not going to
believe it, anyway.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

They'd have to believe it if
we showed them some proof.

- Well, like what?

- Well, I have my
camera up here with me.

Why don't we take a couple
of pictures with the girls?

- Hey, that's a great idea.

- Oh, uh, say, girls,
is it OK if we take

a couple of pictures with you?
- Well, sure.

- That'd be fine.
- Is it OK with you, Ben?

We don't want to hold you up.
- No, that's OK, go ahead.

I'm not ready yet, anyway.

- Well, when you're
ready, let us know.

- OK.

- Uh, I'll take a picture of
you with the girls first, Joe.

- All right.

- OK.

Uh, I've got you
on your bad side.

Do you want to
turn the other way?

By golly, that's even worse.

[laughs] Uh, why don't you
look straight into the camera,

and, girls, you look at him?

Uh, and, girls, I know this
isn't easy, but try not to look

at him like he was your father.

[laughter]

- Thanks a lot, Oz.

- OK, nice big smile.

[click]

There we are.

Uh, now-- now why don't we
try one everybody looking

into the camera
with a big smile?

Hold it.

[click]

Good.

- Now it's your turn, Oz.

- It's all set.

You just have to
click the shutter.

- OK.

Now, girls, I know
this isn't easy,

but try not to look at him
like he was your grandfather.

- Oh.

[music playing]

- Why don't you relax
and take it easy?

Sit down for a while.

- Oh, I'd like to get
these dishes cleared off.

Clara will be here
in a few minutes.

- Where are you going, Mom?
- To the Women's Club.

- Where else?

- Never mind.

- Boy, it's lucky
I've got a big mouth.

- Don't forget, Pop, you
were the one who said it.

- Oh, by the way,
you guys are invited

to come along tonight
if you'd like.

- What's going on?

- Oh, some of the girls
are showing slides

from their vacation trips.

I'm going to show the pictures
we took in Mexico last year.

- Boy, that Women's
Club of yours

is the most active bunch
I've ever seen in my life.

There's something goes on
there every night, isn't there?

- Oh, it's not the
Women's Club, not tonight.

It's the Ladies Auxiliary.

We're just using
the Women's Club.

- Oh, I'm glad you
straightened that out.

- You guys are welcome to
come along if you like.

- Oh, if you don't
mind, I think I'll pass.

- Yeah, me, too.
Some other time.

- OK.
[doorbell]

I'll get it.

It's probably Joe and Clara.

- I guess I'll go
over to the fraternity

and see what's going on.

- Oh, Rick?

Rick?
- Yeah?

- Why don't you
stick around a while?

Mr. Randolph's bringing
over some pictures he

and I took up at the lake.

We're going to surprise your
mother and Clara with them.

- Well, I don't get it.

You've taken a lot of
pictures up at the lake.

- Well, yeah, not like these.
- Hi, Oz, Rick.

- Hi, Mr. Randolph.
- You got them?

- Yeah, they're right here.
- Where are the girls?

- They're upstairs.
Harriet's changing her clothes.

- Oh, we'll set
up the projector.

Wait till you see these.

- You're not kidding.

- What's all the
excitement about?

- Wait till you see these.

- Boy, you must have
landed some beauties.

- Oh, if I could only get
Clara to say that line.

- Well, here goes.

Now you'll see Mr. Randolph
and a couple of the beauties

he landed.

[laughs]

- Hey, that turned
out pretty good, Oz.

- Yeah.

- Who are they?

- Oh, uh, just a couple of
fishing companions we ran into.

[laughs]

- I've been fishing
with you for years,

but we never ran into
anything like that.

- Well, actually, it
was just an accident.

See, those two models
were at the fashion show

the other night, and
they just happened

to come up to the lake.

- They were up there taking
some pictures for a magazine.

- See, the photographer's
off to the side there.

He's not in this picture.

They had a lot of people
with them-- hairdresser,

wardrobe woman, a guy
to handle the lights,

a whole crowd of people.

- Well, come on, Oz, let's
see the rest of them.

[clicks]

Hey, not bad for an amateur.

- [laughs] Wait till
Harriet sees that one.

- You're going to
show these to Mom?

- Well, sure, see,
that's the whole idea.

That's why we took the pictures.

Sort of a little joke on your
mother and Mrs. Randolph.

- I sure hope they
think it's funny.

- I got to say there
was a photographer there

and a lot of other people--

wardrobe woman
and a hairdresser,

a whole lot of people.

- The photographer's
name was Dale, wasn't it?

- Uh, no, Ben.

- Oh, yeah, that's right.

Your father took some
pictures of him later.

- No.

You took the pictures of him.

- No, you said
you were going to.

- I thought you were going to.

Well, it doesn't
make any difference.

The pictures prove the
whole thing was just a gag.

[clicks]

- My gosh, I didn't know
you were taking that.

- I was lucky to get it.

- Are you kidding?

We can't let Clara see that.

- Oh, it's perfectly innocent.

She stepped back and stumbled
over a log, and you caught her.

- Yeah, I know that, but the
log doesn't show in the picture.

- You can tell Clara about it.

[clicks]

- What's that?

- I was carrying Miss
Susie across the creek.

Susie is one of the models.

Hey, where's the creek?

- You put away the projector,
I'll get the screen.

Boy, we must have
been out of our heads.

- You're not kidding.

I'm sure glad we took
a look at the pictures.

Uh, Rick, uh, look, son--

- Uh, what pictures, Pop?

- [laughs] Yeah, no sense
worrying your mother.

- That's what I figured.

Well, I'm going to go
over to the fraternity.

Bye, Mr. Randolph.
Bye, Pop.

- So long, Rick.

- So long, Rick.

- Well, here they are.

- We're on our way.

- Well, have fun.

- Yeah, have a good time, girls.

- Thank you.

Hey, your face is awfully red.

Are you all right?

- Oh, sure, I'm fine.

- We better get going, Clara.

- Yeah, have you got
everything, Harriet?

- Yeah, I think so.
- We'll see you later.

- Bye bye.
- Goodbye.

- Bye.

Oh, boy, that was a close one.

- Can you imagine what
would have happened

if they'd seen those pictures?

- I don't want to
even think about it.

What do you say we run
down to the malt shop?

I need something to cool me off.

- You know, in a way,
though, it's kind of a shame.

- What do you mean?

- Oh, those pictures are
pretty funny the more

you think about them.
[laughs]

- I guess they are at that.

- It'll be kind of fun to
show them to some of the guys

down at the club.
- Yeah.

Hey, look, why don't
we take them with us

down to the malt shop?

We might run into somebody.

- Hey, that's an idea.

- Hey, Oz, you don't
mind driving, do you?

I'm still a little shaky.

[music playing]

- There you are, gentlemen.

- Oh, thank you, Jack.

- You know, it's a shame to
let a wonderful gag like this

go to waste.

- Yeah, but I don't see
anybody in here we know.

- Why don't you
show them to Jack?

- Yeah, he's got a
good sense of humor.

Uh, Jack?

Here are a couple of pictures
we took up at the lake.

I thought you might
like to see them.

- Wait till you see
the beauties we landed.

- Up at the lake?
- Yeah.

- Pretty crazy, huh?

- I don't get it.

It looks like Mexico City to me.

- [laughs] Mex--

Mexico City?

Let me see that.

- What is it, Oz?

- Well, this is one of the
slides we took on our trip

to Mexico last summer.

- Where are the pictures
we took up at the lake?

- Harriet must have them
at the Women's Club.

Put this on the bill.

- On his bill.

What are you doing?
This isn't your car.

We're parked up here.

- Ladies.

All right, ladies,
now, Harriet Nelson

is going to show us the pictures
she took on her vacation trip

to Mexico.

[applause]

- Good evening.

- Good evening.

- Uh, my name is Ozzie Nelson.
- Yes, I know.

- Uh, my wife is supposed to be
showing some slides of Mexico.

- Yes, she's showing
them right now.

- Oh!
Let's go.

- Not that door!

[crash]

[yelling]

- [grunts] Uh, sorry, ladies.

I didn't mean to
interrupt your meeting.

You have the wrong
slides, Harriet.

- Well, thank you, dear.

That's very nice of you.

- Yeah.

Oh, uh, here they are.

Well, have a good time, girls.

[chatter]

- Good night, ladies.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Hey, how about that?

I'm not trembling anymore.

- That was a close call.

It's kind of a shame, though.

It was a funny idea.

[laughs]

- Hey, the girls just drove up.

- Relax, will you?

It's all over.

- Somehow, I just don't
feel quite right about this.

- Yeah, I-- I know
what you mean.

It kind of bothers me, too.

I never really kept anything
like this from Harriet.

- I've never kept anything
from Clara, either.

Oh, I've tried to lots of times,
but she's too smart for me.

- [laughs] Here they come.

Hi, girls.

- Hi, girls.

- Oh, here they are,
Harriet, the wrecking crew.

- Gee, I-- I'm awful sorry
we busted up your meeting.

- Oh, that's all right.

I'm glad you brought along
the rest of the slides.

- Oh, good.

- Come on, let's get
something to eat.

- Uh, uh, uh, girls, uh, we--

we've got a little something,
uh, Joe wants to tell you.

- No, no, not me, Oz.

You go ahead.

- Well, come on,
somebody tell us.

- Yes, for goodness sakes.

- Uh, well, uh, anyway, uh,
do you remember those models

from the fashion show?

- You mean, the girls
you were supposed to have

a date with up at the lake?

- Well, uh, yeah, well, uh, of
course, that was just a gag.

But, uh, the funniest
thing happened.

[laughs] Uh.

- [laughs]

- Uh, they actually showed up.

- It was all very legitimate.

They were up there
with a photographer

taking some fashion pictures.

- They're fashion pictures.

Then-- then Joe and I
got this funny idea.

At least, it seemed
funny at the time.

Uh, we decided to take
some pictures of ourselves

with the girls and
let you two see them,

you see, just to make
you a little jealous.

- They had their arms
around us and everything.

- All right, we'll
go along with it.

Let's see the pictures.

- Uh, well, I--

I'm afraid you can't now.

Uh, we burned them.

- Oh, they burned them.

- Isn't that a shame?

- We had the pictures.

Uh, Jack saw them
at the malt shop.

- No, no, Oz, he saw
the Mexico pictures.

- Oh, oh, yeah.

- You know what, Harriet?

I think these poor
boys are just feeling

neglected because we've been so
busy down at the Women's Club.

- I think you're right.

- She is not right.

- I am so, and we're going
to make it up to you.

- You just relax, and we'll
get you something to eat.

- Now, Harriet--
- Just relax, dear.

We'll be right back.

- How about that, Oz?

They don't believe us.

- I know.

- Well, they're not going
to get away with this.

Maybe we can get in
touch with those girls.

- Or we can get Rick.

He saw the pictures.
- Hey, that's an idea.

What's the number
of the fraternity?

- Uh.

Look, Joe, wait a second.

What are we doing?

So far, we're winners.

When was the last
time that happened?

- I think you're right.

- Excuse me, fellas.

Would you like a sandwich
or some scrambled eggs?

- Oh, I'll have some
scrambled eggs, thank you.

- Well, I think I'll have some
waffles with butter and syrup

on them, and a nice
cold glass of milk.

Oh, and would you mind
fluffing up the pillows?

I think I'll stretch out
on the couch for a while.

- Well, of course, dear.

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- Thank you.

- Here are some cookies
to hold you over.

- Clara, would you push that
footstool over a little closer

like a good girl?

- Anything you say, pussy cat.

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- [sighs] After all,
you can't lose 'em all.

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- Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you
by your gas company--

- Which helps you live
modern for less with gas.

- That's what we Nelsons do.

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