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[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

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of Ozzie and Harriet"

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- Well, hi, Jinx.
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- Hi, Jinx.

- Hello, Harriet.

- Welcome to the show.
- Thank you.

We're looking forward to
seeing a lot of you this year.

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- I sure do.

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- Oh, well, that's for sure.

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[laughs]

- Here you are, two
chocolate malts.

- Oh, thanks, Jack.

- Wow, this is the most amazing
service I've ever seen--

two chocolate malts and we
hadn't even ordered yet.

- Well, Jack and I have sort
of a little understanding

about these things.

- You mean I'm not the
first girl you've ever

brought in here?

- Did you hear that Jack?

- Yeah, I heard it, but I can't
think of an answer either.

- Come on, now, Jack.
You can do better than that.

That's not the way
we rehearsed it.

- Sorry.

- After all, I'm trying
to make an impression

on this beautiful girl.

No, I'll get that.
I'll get that.

- Oh!
- I'll get a towel.

- No, that's-- that's
all right, really.

- Well, gee, I'm really sorry.

- It's OK.

- Gee, I'm awfully
sorry about the dress.

- Will you stop
worrying about it?

It'll probably wash right out.

- I hope so.

I know this is hard to
believe, but I usually

don't do things like that.

- [laughs] Well, I must admit,
it was quite a surprise.

- It was quite a
surprise to me, too.

- Allow me.

- Thank you, sir.

[dress ripping]

- Oh, gee, I'm really sorry.

- Oh, that's OK.

I guess this just
isn't my night.

- I don't know what to say.

I guess I belong in
a cage or something.

- Oh, that's all right.

I never did like
this dress anyway.

The whole thing is
probably Freudian.

- I hope you can
make it to your room

without running into anybody.

- Oh, don't worry about that.

I think everybody's
asleep by now.

- Well, I guess
I'll say good night

and get out of here before
I do any more damage.

- Well, I-- I know
you won't believe me,

but I really had
a very nice time.

- Oh, well, thanks.

That's nice of you to say so.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night.

[laughter]

- Thanks.
- Well, hi.

- Hi, Rick.

You're home kind of
early, aren't you?

- Yeah, I guess so.

In fact, I should
have stayed home.

- You mean it was
a dull evening?

- Oh, no, there was
plenty of excitement.

First, I spilled a chocolate
malt on Trudy's dress,

then I closed the car door
too soon and practically tore

the dress to pieces.

- Doesn't leave you much
for an encore, does it?

[chuckles]
- I'm afraid not.

I was just wondering, do
you think I ought to buy her

a new dress, Mom?

- Oh, I don't think
that's necessary.

What do you think?
- Don't ask me.

You know more about
those things than I do.

Offhand, I'd say
it'd be very nice.

- Well, if you don't think
it might embarrass her.

Hey, how about a little note
with some candy or flowers?

That might be more appropriate.

- It'd hardly takes
the place of a dress.

- Come to think of
it, I wouldn't even

know where to buy a dress.

- Oh, it wouldn't have
to be anything expensive.

You could go down to the campus
shop or someplace like that.

- What do you think, Harriet?

- Well, if you don't think
he'd feel a little strange

about buying a dress.

These things would be pretty
embarrassing for a man.

- Yeah, it might be a
little embarrassing at that.

Maybe I'll just get her
some candy or flowers,

anything that won't spill.

- Uh, Harriet, what's so
embarrassing about a man going

into a dress shop?

Remember, I bought you
a dress last Christmas.

I picked it out all by myself.

- Yes, I know, and it
was very nice, too.

- I guess it was the wrong
size, though, wasn't it?

- Well, that could
happen to anybody.

- Well, you don't wear
it very much, though.

- Well, don't you remember?
I exchanged it.

It was something like a
dress I had last year.

- Oh, oh, yeah.

In fact, it was just like it.

That's the reason I knew
it would look good on you.

- Well, nice thought, though.

- Yeah, maybe candy and
flowers would be better.

- How about this, Rick?

- Gee, I don't know.

Maybe this isn't
quite big enough.

I made quite a mess out
of the dress, you know?

- Yeah, you've become
quite a celebrity.

- You know, maybe I ought
to give her something

more than candy.

- Well, I hate to
lose a sale, but I

think you ought to
buy her a new dress.

- That's what my father said.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi, Rick.

- Careful.
This man's dangerous.

- So I've heard.

When spilling it on me, make
it strawberry, will you, Rick?

I look great in pink.

[laughs]

- OK, you guys, I've
heard all the jokes.

How about a couple of malts?
They're on me.

- Oh, good.

Why don't you sit at the
counter and send ours over

to the booth?
[laughs]

- I'm not paying for him.

You'll have to sit with
me and take your chances.

That'll be three
chocolate malts, Jack.

No, two chocolate
and one strawberry.

- Uh, you better
make mine vanilla,

I'm wearing a white shirt.

- You know, you've become quite
a celebrity at the sorority.

In fact, you're considered
the most dangerous date

on the campus.

- So I understand, Hey,
what about the dress?

Can she do anything with
it, or is it ruined?

- Well, she can still use
it, if that's what you mean.

- Well, I mean, can she
still use it as a dress?

- Oh, why don't you ask me?
I saw it just this afternoon.

- Wally.
- You saw the dress?

- Yeah, over at
the sorority house.

A couple of the pledges were
using it to dust off the piano.

It has now become six of the
craziest dust rags in town.

[laughter]

- Here you are, folks.

Three malts.

- May I help you?

- Yes, I'd like to buy a dress.

- Oh.

Well, have you anything
special in mind?

- Well, nothing too formal.

Something that you'd
wear on a casual date.

Something like that over there.

- Oh, yes, that is
pretty, isn't it?

- Oh, now, that I see
it from this angle,

it might be a little too--

Well, see, I don't know
this girl very well.

- Oh, I see.

Well, do you know her size?

- What-- no, I don't.

- Is she about my size?

- Oh, well, uh--

uh, yes and no.

If age has anything to do
with it, she's 18 and 1/2.

- Well, I really don't
think that's her size.

This is an 18 and 1/2.

- Yeah, I could use this for
a tent when I go camping.

- [chuckles]
- Excuse me.

Could I have that?

Thank you.

- Well, uh, what
size do you take?

- I'm a 10, but she can
exchange it if it doesn't fit.

- Oh, good.

Well, why don't you
use your own judgment,

and pick out something real
nice, and wrap it as a gift?

- OK, I'll do my best.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

Kappa house.

- Oh, is Trudy there?

- Oh, no, she isn't.

She just went out as I came in.

I think she has a class.
- Oh.

Uh, do you know
what you'll be back?

- Oh, round
dinnertime, I imagine.

- OK, thanks.

I'll drop over later then.

- Is-- uh, is this Rick Nelson?

- Yeah, it is.

- Oh!

- Do you realize that the
only things we bought today

weren't on sale?

- Oh, don't remind me.

But I didn't really buy
too much for a change.

- I wonder where this came from.

- "Betty's Dress Shop."

Harriet, you've been
holding out on me.

When did you go down there?

- I didn't.

- Well, what's the box
doing in the closet?

- Well, I don't know.

- Hey, wait a minute.

I bet I do know.

It's a surprise for me.

- Why do you say that?

Your birthday's not till July.

- I know, but we were
talking about buying dresses

the other night,
and I was teasing

Ozzie about a dress he
bought me at Christmas time.

- Oh, you're lucky.

Joe usually buys me something
romantic like a floor mop.

- What was wrong with the dress?

- Well, it was the wrong
size, and I already

had one just like it.

I'm dying to see what's in this.

- Why don't we take off
the bow and peek a little?

- Oh, I don't think I should.

- Come on.

If you don't, I will.

- I'm not sure I should.

- Careful of the fingerprints.

- How about that?

It is a dress.

- Oh, and it's beautiful.

- Yeah.

- Wasn't that sweet of Ozzie?

Say, you wouldn't want to
trade Ozzie for Joe, would you?

- Not today, anyway.

Oh.

- What's the matter?

- Well, this might be too big.

It's a size 10.

I usually take a size 8.

- Oh, that's a shame.

- Well, you must admit, he
made a good try, though?.

- Hey, listen, I have an idea.
What time is it?

- It's about 3:30.
Why?

- Well, I was just thinking.

I could take this
back to the store

and exchange it for a
size 8, bring it back,

put it in the same box, and
he'd never know the difference.

- That's a wonderful idea.
I'll go with you.

- Good.

It won't make you late
for your dinner, will it?

- Oh, no, I'm just going
to warm up some leftovers.

In fact, I might buy
a dress for myself.

Of course, in that case, I'll
have to stop by the market

and buy a couple of steaks.

- May I help you?

- Yes, I wonder if you could
exchange this for size 8.

I didn't buy it, my
husband did, so I'm

afraid I don't have
the sales slip.

- Oh, that's OK.

I just hope we have it in an 8.

I'll find out, and
I'll be right back.

- Thank you.

You know, I wonder.

You don't think this dress
is a little too young for me,

do you?

- No, I don't think so.

- You don't really?

- Well, evidently,
Ozzie didn't think so.

- Well, I really think
it looks awfully young.

Besides, there aren't
too many occasions

when I could wear
this type of dress.

- Yeah, I see what you mean.

Well, whatever you think.

- Do you think Ozzie's feelings
would be hurt if I exchange it

for something else?

- If he's anything like Joe, he
won't even know the difference.

- Oh, I meant something
other than a dress.

See, actually, I don't
need another dress at all.

- Oh, what you have in mind?

- Well, I could use a new robe.

- Oh, well, that's a pretty one.

- Well, yes.

But I had something
more like this in mind.

- Oh, that's beautiful.

Buy it quick before
you change your mind.

- Hi, Mom.
- Oh, hi, dear.

- About how long will it
be till dinner's ready?

- Oh, about an hour.

- Oh, I have to go over
to the sorority house

for a few minutes.
I'll be right back.

- OK, I'll see you later.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi, Ginger.

- Come on in.

- Oh, thanks.

Is Trudy here?

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry,
but you just missed her.

Her folks came by
to pick her up.

They're going out for dinner.
- Well, that's too bad.

I had a little surprise for her.
- Oh, really?

Well, I'd be very happy to let
you spill malt on me sometime.

- Take it up with Wally.

- I guess I might as
well leave this here.

Would you put this up
in Trudy's room for me?

- OK.

- Oh, just a second.

I think I'll put a note on it.

- Well, I'd be glad
to write it for you

if you'll tell me what to say.
- That's OK.

I think I can manage.

Thanks, Ginger.

- Oh, that's OK.

- You can read it.

Oh, I don't want to read it,
but I may just check it out

for spelling.

- Hey, I want to
hear how it sounds.

- "Trudy, please wear
this on our next date.

I'll try not to
spill anything on it.

Your clumsy friend, Rick."

Oh, that's cute.

- Oh, thanks.
Would you put this up in a room?

- Right away.

- I sure appreciate it.

- Oh, that's OK, Rick.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Hi.

- Oh, hi.
You're just in time.

Dinner's almost ready.

- Oh, good.

Mm!

- Is the "mm" for me or
for the buttered beets?

- It's for you for making
the buttered beets.

- Well, that's not all.
Take a look in the oven.

- Leg of lamb!

- With carrots and
brown potatoes.

- Well, that's just
about my favorite meal.

- What do you mean "just about"?

- Well, if you had buttered
rolls and mint jelly,

it would be.

- There you are.

Take a look.

- OK, what did you buy
that we can't afford?

- What do you mean?

- What did you get
stuck with downtown?

- Well, nothing, honestly.

I just thought it'd
be a nice surprise.

- Oh, it is.

It's a wonderful surprise.

Now, I guess I ought to come
up with a surprise for you.

- Oh, well, it's
really not necessary.

- Oh!

Holly smokes!

- You surprised?

- Yeah, I didn't think you could
do that without dropping me.

- I know it's surprising.

- Where are you going?

- I'm going to hang my coat up.

- In the hall closet?
- Well, yeah.

- I'll go with you.

- [laughs] What is this,
some kind of a game?

- Oh, Ozzie, you
shouldn't have done it.

- I shouldn't have done what?

- Where's the present?

- What present?

- You know what present.

Now, where is it?

- I don't know what
you're talking about.

- The box from
Betty's dress shop.

You bought me a lovely dress
and put it in the hall closet,

and I found it.

- I didn't buy you a dress.

- Mom?

- Something's wrong here.

- That was mine, Mom.

- Yours?

- Yeah, I thought
it over and decided

to buy Trudy a dress after all.

- You mean you bought
that dress for Trudy?

- Yeah, something wrong?

- And you haven't been
down to Betty's at all?

- I've never even met
the girl, scout's honor.

- But the box is gone!

- Relax, Mom.

I just took it over the sorority
house and left it for Trudy.

- Oh, no, this is awful.

- What's the matter?

- That wasn't a
dress in the box.

It was a negligee.

- Yes, I exchanged it.

- See, the dress your
father got me didn't fit.

- I tell you, I
didn't buy any dress.

- I know it.

That's why I'm in
so much trouble.

- Well, you're in trouble?

What happens when Trudy opens
the box and finds a negligee?

- Oh, dear.

Maybe you better call her and
try and explain it to her.

- Well, she's not home.

I better get somebody to
hide it before she gets back.

Oh boy, this is great.

- What's the matter?

- I just thought of
the note I put on it.

I said for her to wear
it on our next date.

- Oh, dear.

- A negligee.

- It's all my fault.

- I haven't been to a
dress shop in over a year.

- It's busy.

I better get over there.

Those girls will be on
the phone all night.

- Oh, dear, I'm so sorry.

- That's OK, Mom.

- Oh, hi, Dave.
You're just in time.

Come on.
I may need some help.

- Wait a minute.
Where are we going?

- Well, I've got to
get a negligee out

of the sorority house.
- Well, I'm a married man.

I can't go on any panty raid.

- Harriet?

- Yeah?

- And do I still get my leg a
lamb, buttered beets, carrots

and potatoes, hot
rolls, and mint jelly?

- Yes, but you'll
have to eat alone.

All of a sudden,
I'm not very hungry.

- I haven't been a dress
shop since before Christmas.

- Now then, may I help you?

- Yeah, is Ginger here?

- Yes, she's here.

- Oh, could I speak
to her, please?

- I'm sorry.
She's in a meeting right now.

In fact, everyone is
except the pledges.

- Well, can't you just call
her out here for a minute?

- I'm sorry.

I've got strict orders,
no interruptions.

The Dean of Women's speaking,

- Well, this is very important.

- The house isn't
on fire, is it?

- Well, no, not that I know of.

- Well, then, I'm afraid
it's not important enough.

- Well, maybe she
can get it for you.

- Oh, yeah, do you think you
could go up to Trudy's room

and get a package for me?

It was left there by mistake.

- Well, uh, I'm not
allowed to do that.

You see, I'm just a
pledge, and, well,

we can't go into anybody's
room without permission.

- Well, she knows me.

My name is Rick Nelson.

- Rick Nelson?

The one she had the date with?

You're the one that--

- Yeah, yeah.

- Listen, I don't think I
should even be talking to you.

- Well, could you let one of
us go up and get the package?

- Are you kidding, a
man on the second floor?

That's the only other reason
I can interrupt the meeting.

Look, I'm terribly
sorry, but if you'll just

wait until the meeting's over,
I'm sure one of the actives

can help you.

You can wait in
here if you'd like.

- Oh, OK.

Thanks.

- You can just sit
down any place.

Well, uh, I have some
studying to do now.

Excuse me.

- What good is this
going to do us?

- Well, I don't know.
Maybe we can think of something.

- Well, the coast is clear now.

Why don't you just sneak
upstairs and get it?

- Are you kidding?
Suppose I get caught up there.

- Well, it's OK with me.

I just thought you wanted
to get the negligee.

- You wait here.

Don't worry.

- Are you leaving?

- Oh.

Uh, no.

No, I just, uh, wanted
to make sure you'd let us

know when the meeting was over.

- Oh, yes, sir, I will.

- Oh, thanks.

- She's standing guard, huh?

- I guess she doesn't trust me.

- I don't blame her,
with your reputation.

- The question is, how
do we get past her?

Here's an idea.

Why don't I start
playing the piano,

then she might
come in to listen,

and you can sneak upstairs
and get the package.

- Oh, I got a better idea.

Why don't I play the piano,
and you sneak upstairs

and get the package?

- You can't play the piano.

- You mean just
because I never tried?

- Come on, David.

- Boy, I don't know why I let
you talk me into these things.

- Oh, thanks, Dave.

It's the second room on your
right as you go down the hall.

- Yeah.

- [plays piano]

[david screaming]

- Lydia?

Lydia?

- [WHISPERING]
What's the matter?

- I don't know.

I just heard a funny
noise in there.

- [knocks] Lydia?

- Oh, it's a man!

Let's go!

- A man upstairs!

- Oh, a man upstairs!

- It's nothing.
Girls?

- There's a man upstairs!

Oh, there's a man
upstairs, everybody.

- That's impossible!

It's against the rules.

[screaming]

- Which man?

- He was right here
in Lydia's room.

- He really was, too,
'cause I saw him.

- Well, he's not here now.

- What did he look like?

- Well, he's a great big
man, about 6 feet tall.

- Oh, we just got to find him!

- I think he had a
mustache, remember?

- Remember, finders keepers.

- Did you see a man in here?

- Gosh, no.

- It was all a big
mistake, girls.

Just a false alarm.

- Are you sure you
didn't just imagine it?

- Are you kidding?

I know a man when I see one.

- Darn it.

Nothing exciting ever
happens around here.

- Pstt.
Rick?

- Are you kidding?
- [WHISPERING] Come on.

Let's get out of here.

- You sure are an
ugly-looking dame.

- Ah, shut up.

- Just a moment.

- Oh.

Uh, Yes, uh, Dean Harris?

- Is this the man you
girls were looking for?

- Oh, uh, no ma'am.

I've been down
here all the time.

She's my date.
- Oh.

- Well, come on, dear.

We'll be late.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Hm.

Very attractive girl in
a wholesome sort of way.

- It sounds like you had a
pretty exciting evening, Dave.

- My hands are still shaking,
not to mention my ankles.

- Well, that's understandable.

After all, you've never
had a date with me before.

- [chuckles]

- How does Is it luck?

No, no, please, don't get up.

- Oh, it looks great.

- Yeah, it sure does.

- Oh, it looks lovely, Trudy.

- Thank you.

Gee, it was awfully
sweet of you, Rick.

But it really wasn't necessary.

- Oh, that's OK.

In fact, Mom was the one
who went down and picked it

up tonight.

- Well, after all, I felt
I owed you something.

- [chuckles]
- How's the dress coming, Mom?

- Oh, just fine.
It looks like new.

- Well, that's good.

- I'll put it back
in Kathy's room.

She'll never know
it was missing.

- OK.
- Don't forget the shoes.

- Hey, uh, speaking
of shoes, how am I

going to get mine out
of the sorority house?

[dogs barking]

What in the world?

- It sounds like a
pack of bloodhounds.

- Yeah, it sure does.

- Do these shoes belong to you?

- Oh, yeah, thanks.

[laughter]

- I have been inside a
dress shop since Christmas.

[MUSIC - RICKY NELSON, "FOOLS
RUSH IN"]

- [SINGING] Fools rush in
where angels fear to tread.

And so I come to you, my love.

My heart above my head.

Though I see the
danger is there.

If there's a chance for
me, then I don't care.

Fools rush in where
wise men never go.

But wise men never fall in love.

So how are they to know?

When we met, I
felt my life begin.

So open up your heart and
let this fool rush in.

Fools rush in where
wise men never go.

But wise men never fall in love.

So how are they to know?

When we met, I
felt my life begin.

So open up your heart and
let this fool rush in.

Just open up heart and
let this fool rush in.

Well, open up your heart
and let this fool rush in.

[applause]

- Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you
by your gas company.

- Which helps you live
modern for less with gas.

- That's what we Nelsons do.

[music playing]