All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S11E20.Any.Date.In.A.Storm.1080p.WEB-DL.AMZN.H.264.DDP.2.0_track3_[eng]

[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

[music playing]

- Thank you, Dave.

- No, thank you, Jack.

- Oh, hi-ya, Dave.
- Oh, hi.

Hi, Rick.

- Say, you didn't pay
your check yet, did you?

- Yeah, as a matter
of fact, I just did.

- Well, that's not fair.

Whose check are we going
to put our malts on?

- I think I can swing mine.
- Oh, good.

One chocolate malt,
Jack, with two straws.

Half a malt is better than none.
[laughs]

- Aren't you
working today, Dave?

- Yeah, I'm over
here on business.

I'm doing some legal work for
that new restaurant that's

opening up.
- Oh, yeah, I heard about that.

What's it called?

- Uh, the Campus Inn.

Here's the card.

- Oh, yeah.

- That's OK.
Keep it.

Give 'em a call,
mention my name.

If you've got enough
money, they'll

let you in the same
as anybody else.

- Well, thank you, Dave.

Hey, why don't you take
Ginger there tomorrow night?

You were trying to figure
out some place to take her.

- Yeah, but I can't take her to
an expensive place like this.

In fact, I can't take her
any place that isn't free.

I'm flat broke.

- Well, you couldn't take her
there tomorrow night anyway.

It's opening night, and
the place is sold out.

- Oh, what a shame.

Well, that's the way it goes.

- Well, I'll see you guys later.
- OK.

- See ya, Dave.

- Say, Dave left
some money here.

You don't suppose he
left that for me, do you?

- No, I don't think so.

- Oh, well, maybe not.

- There's a booth over here.

- Well, I sure
wish I could think

of some place to take Ginger.

Someplace that's nice and
cheap and nice and cheap.

Say, what are you going
to do this weekend?

- Well, I've got
a date with Peggy.

Her folks invited me up
to their mountain cabin.

- Well, why didn't you say so?

That solves everything.

Ginger and I will come
along and keep you company.

- Well, that's very nice
of you, but so far I

haven't heard that
you were invited.

- Well, can't you
drop a few hints?

- Well, look, I think
it would be great

if you could come along,
but it's not my cabin.

- I know, but it'd
work out so perfectly.

Here I've got a date
with Ginger and no money.

- Well, that's nothing new.

- Here you are, boys,
two chocolate malts.

- Oh, thanks.
Hey, wait a second.

We're not paying
for two of these.

We only ordered one.
- OK, don't panic.

The extra one's on the house.
- Oh, how about that?

Wait a minute.

Which one?

- That one.

- Oh.

- Look who just came in.

- Who is it?
- Ginger and Peggy.

- Holy smokes, Ginger
is going to want

to know where we're
going tomorrow night.

- Oh, you'll figure
something out.

- Hey, wait a second.

Dave did say that new
restaurant was sold out

for tomorrow night, didn't he?
- Yeah.

- Oh, good.
- Hi, fellas.

- Oh, hi-ya, girls.

Sit down.

Say, I've got great
news for you, honey.

I'm going to take you to the
opening of the Campus Inn

tomorrow night.
- You're kidding!

- Now, now, no arguments.

I know it's going
to be expensive,

but money is no obstacle.
- Really?

- As a matter of
fact, I was just

about to phone for reservations.

- How about that?

- Honey, I wonder if
I can borrow a dime.

I'm a little short
of small change.

- OK, Diamond Jim.

- Oh, thank you.

- I can't believe it.

He's going to take
me to the opening.

I understand it's a
beautiful restaurant.

- Yeah, so I've heard.

- Hello?

Is this the Campus Inn?

- Yes, it is.

- My name is Wally Plumstead.

I'd like to make a
reservation for two

for tomorrow night's
grand opening.

- Oh, well, I'm awfully sorry.

We're all filled up
for tomorrow night.

- Oh, gee, that's a shame.

You say you're all filled
up for tomorrow night?

- Yes, sir.
I am sorry.

Oh, just a second.

We had a cancelation
a little while ago.

Let me check.

Yes, we can take care of you.

- Well, that's the way it goes.

We'll try again some other time.

- No, we do have
a table for you.

- Well, thanks anyway.

- Wait, let me talk to him.

Maybe I can get us a table.

- He hung up.

- Oh, that's a shame.

- Well, better luck next time.

You can't say I didn't try.
- Well, that's OK.

As long as you've got
that kind of money,

we can go to some
other nice place.

- Uh, yeah.

I suppose so, if nothing else
comes up in the meantime.

- Say, I was just
thinking, why don't you

and Ginger come up to the
cabin with Rick and me?

I'm sure it'd be all
right with my folks.

- Well, gee, Peggy, thanks.
That's great.

I mean, I think it'll be OK.
Don't you honey?

There, you see.
It'll be fine.

- Good.
- That sounds wonderful, Peggy.

You're sure it's OK?
- Oh, sure.

- Well, then it's all settled.

Say, how about a malt?
- Yeah, sounds good.

- OK.

Be my guest.

- Hi, Wally.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

Man, what a great record.

- Oh, yeah, I've heard it.

- Hi-ya, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Joan.

- Who's your friend?

- Oh, this is Wally Plumstead.
Joan, uh...

- Carlson.

Hi.

Oh, this is Sally Taft.

Rick Nelson.
Wally, uh...

- Plumstead.
- Plumstead.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Care to dance?

- Only if I can hear the music.

- Let me turn it up for you.

- Yow!

- I haven't seen you.

Well, it's been about
a year, isn't it?

- Uh-huh, just about.
- What, are you back in school?

- Oh, just for some
extension courses.

Sally and I are
rooming together.

- Oh, good for you.

- We're over at Danbury Hall.
Why don't you give us a ring?

- Well, yeah.
Thanks.

We'll do that.
- Yeah.

- Nice meeting you.

- Same here.

Not bad, not bad.

- Yeah.

- What was her name, Sally?
- I think that was it.

- Well, she's really something.

- Who are you
talking about, fatso?

- I was just talking about you.
- I'll bet.

- I checked with my folks, and
it's all set for the cabin.

- Oh, great.

- If it's all right
with you guys,

I'd like to get an early
start in the morning.

- That's fine with me.
- Well, now wait a minute.

I've got to make up
a big test tomorrow.

I won't be able to leave
till about 12:00 or 1:00.

Is that too late?

- Well, I'd kind of like to
get up there in the morning.

I promised my folks I'd help
them straighten up the place.

- Well, why don't you and I
drive on up in the morning,

let the fellas come
up in the afternoon?

- Yeah, that sounds fine
if it's OK with you guys.

- It's OK with me.

I suppose you want
to use my car.

- Well, if you insist,
but only on one condition

that we split the gas and oil.

I'll pay for the oil.

- That figures.
And the water for the radiator.

- And the air for the tires.

- Oh, you know me pretty
well, don't you, honey?

[thunder]

- Hi, Wally.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

Oh, it's kind of wet out there.
- So I see.

- You got your stuff
all ready to go?

- Yeah.
- Oh, hi, Wally.

- Oh, hi, Mrs. Nelson.

- Now, you fellas
drive carefully.

- Oh, don't worry.
We will.

- I was just listening
to the weather report,

and they say we're
in for quite a storm.

- Yeah, I think
we've already had it.

- We'll be careful, Mom.
I'll get my stuff.

- OK.

[phone rings]

- Hello?

Yes, it is.

It's long distance.

Hello?
- Hi, Rick.

It's Peggy.
- Oh, hi.

Where are you?

- We're up at the cabin.

- Is everything OK?

- Well, we're fine, but
we're worried about you.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I don't
think you're going

to be able to get up here.

- How come?

- Well, it's been
raining all night,

and the roads are
completely flooded

and they're stopping
all traffic.

We just made it ourselves.

- Gee, that sounds bad.

- What's the matter?

- Well, the roads
are flooded up there.

They're not letting
anybody through.

- You're kidding.

- What are you
girls going to do?

- Well, from where
we're sitting,

it looks like we're in for
a long game of Parcheesi

with my folks.

- Oh, great.

- Are you sure we
can't get up there?

- That's the way it looks.

- Oh, darn it.

Ginger took a whole chocolate
layer cake up there with her.

See if she can't
send it down somehow.

What?

I like chocolate layer cake!

- Well, I guess there's nothing
much we can do about it, huh?

- Gee, I'm afraid not.

Maybe it'll clear up, and you
can come up tomorrow morning.

- I sure hope so.

That's a shame you drove
all the way up there.

You sure you're all right now?

- Oh, yeah, we're fine.

Oh, wait a minute.

- What are they going to do?

- Ginger wants to know what
you guys are going to do.

- Uh, I don't know.

We'll probably just
hang around here

or go to a show or something.

- Well, maybe we'll
see you tomorrow.

If it clears up, we'll call you.

- Yeah, OK.

So long.

- Well, what are we going to do?

- I don't know.

- Hey, I've got an idea.
- What's that?

- Well, maybe your mother could
bake us a chocolate layer cake.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi-ya, Dave.

- Well, we just got
some interesting news.

We were supposed to go
up to Peggy's cabin,

and they just phoned us, and
the roads are washed out.

- Boy, that must be some storm.

- Yeah, doggone
it, and just when I

was planning on a nice weekend.

- Well, if you guys
would like to go

to the opening of the Campus
Inn, just let me know.

I can fix it for you.
- Are you kidding?

What would we use for money?
- Well, that's what I mean.

It won't cost you a cent.
- How come?

- Well, like I said, I've
been doing some work for them,

and the owner said if I wanted
to bring some friends over

for the opening, it
was on the house.

- Are you going?

- I don't know, but I'm sure
if I phoned him, it'll be OK.

As a matter of fact,
he suggested it.

- Only thing, though, the
girls happen to be rained in up

at the cabin.

- You mean they're
already up there?

- Yeah, they drove
up this morning.

- Oh, boy, this is great.

And it's all your
fault. I wanted

to take Ginger to the
opening in the first place.

But no, you had to go and
ship her off to the mountains.

- Me?

- Well, let me know
if you want to go.

I can fix it for you.

- Yeah, fat chance.

Can you imagine it?

A free meal here, a chocolate
layer cake up there,

and I can't get
either one of them.

This is the most ridiculous
thing I ever heard of.

- Shh, Wally.

- Well, supposing somebody
should see me here

on a Saturday afternoon,
studying in the library.

- There's nothing else to do.

You might as well be studying.

- Rick.
- Yeah.

- Why don't we go to
the Campus Inn tonight?

- Well, that
wouldn't be any fun.

You can't go to a place
like that without a date.

- I know that.
That's what I mean.

Why don't we get a
couple of dates and go?

- That wouldn't be fair
to Ginger and Peggy.

- Why not?

Who knows what they're
doing up there?

- They're playing Parcheesi.

That's what they're doing.

- Oh, we don't have to
tell them what we're doing.

We'll just get a
couple of dates and go.

- Look, will you
forget it, please?

- OK, OK.

[dramatic music]

Hey, look who's here.

- Yeah.

- Wait a second.

This is an omen.

The hand of fate.

- What are you talking about?

- You know darn well
what I'm talking about.

Why don't we take them tonight?

- It just wouldn't be fair.

Hi, girls.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Don't tell me you guys
are studying on a Saturday

afternoon.

- Well, actually, Wally
talked me into it.

He's the intellectual type.

- Oh, I can imagine.

- We were just thinking
about you girls.

- You were?

- Uh, yeah.

Would you like to go the opening
of the Campus Inn tonight?

- Oh, did you get all
squared away with David?

- Yeah, all we have to
do is mention his name

when we get there.

- Well, under the
circumstances, I

think that's a lot better
than mentioning your own name.

- I've already convinced myself
I'm not doing anything wrong.

- Well, I didn't say you
were doing anything wrong.

I just meant you'd better
not get caught at it.

- Thanks a lot.

- Is that your philosophy, dear?

- I meant as far as
Rick is concerned.

- Well, I don't think there's
anything wrong in what

we're doing.

Well, after all, it wasn't
our fault the storm came up

and the girls got trapped.

Besides, it is too
late to back out now.

That must be Wally.

Come on in, Wally.

- Well, hi.

- Hi.

- You all set to
go to the movies?

- You can forget the act.

They know all about it.

- Ginger and Peggy?!

- No, my mom and dad.

- Oh, you had me worried
there for a minute.

- You know, if you
asked me, I think

these girls are in for a
couple of nervous dates.

- Your mother's right.

Look, why don't you guys
just call up Ginger and Peggy

and tell them the truth?

Tell them exactly what happened.

And suppose they
do get mad at you?

They're 60 miles away from here.

What can they do?

- Well, I don't know.

What do you think, Rick?

- Well, to be honest
with you, I don't feel

that guilty about it, do you?

- Well, I didn't, but now I do.

Your dad's right.

We better call them up.

- I don't know why I
should be doing the phone.

- Because you're a
courageous all-American boy,

and I am a sniveling coward.

- Hello, Peggy?

This is Rick.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

- How's it going?

- Oh, not too bad.

- Well, look, there's
something that Wally

wanted to talk to Ginger about.

Wally.

Wally.

Well, I guess I might
as well tell you.

Something's come up,
and we thought we

ought to talk to you about it.

Hello?
- Go ahead.

I'm listening.

- Well, we didn't know
whether to mention it,

but my brother Dave got us
reservations for the opening

of the Campus Inn tonight.

You know, that new restaurant
we were talking about?

- Oh, that's wonderful.

- What'd you say?

- I said that's wonderful.

We'd love to go.

- Well, it stopped raining up
here a couple of hours ago,

and the roads are clear now.

In fact, we were thinking of
calling you and coming down

anyway.

- Oh!

Gee, that's great.
- What's up?

- Boy, we're really in trouble.

The roads are clear.

- Rick?

- Uh, yeah.

Look, do you really think
you ought to come down?

The roads might be
pretty slippery.

- They're coming down?

Oh, no, they can't
do this to us!

- Shh!
- Oh, we'll be careful.

Don't worry.

Look, we'll meet you at the
restaurant in about two hours.

- Uh, Peggy?

- Just a second.

Tell him to give Wally
a big kiss for me.

- Ginger says to give
Wally a big kiss for her.

We'll get down there
just as soon as we can.

- Peggy?

She hung up.

- What happened?

- They thought we were
inviting them to the opening.

They're going to
drive down and meet us

at the restaurant in two hours.

- Well, this is awful.

What about Joan and Sally?

- We're supposed to pick
them up in 10 minutes.

- Well, we'll just have
to tell them to forget it.

- We can't do that.

It's not their fault.

- Do you think we can
take them to dinner

and get them home in two hours?
- We're going to have to try.

There's nothing else we can do.

- Yeah, but once
we get them there,

how are we going
to get them out?

- I don't know.

We'll just have
to play it by ear.

The main thing is to take them
there, feed them in a hurry,

then rush them back home before
Ginger and Peggy show up.

And Ginger will
probably be on time

for the first time in her life.

Whose crazy idea was this,
anyway, to phone the girls?

- What difference does it make?

- Hey, isn't this
a beautiful place?

- It sure is.

Listen to that music.
Isn't it wonderful?

- Yeah.
- Hey, this is really exciting.

- Hey, come on, girls.
We better get our table.

- Sally, look at
these paintings.

- I'll go find out
about the reservation.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

My name's Rick Nelson.

I think my brother Dave called
about reservations for us.

- Oh, yes, good
evening, Mr. Nelson.

We have a nice table
reserved for you.

- Just so there's
no misunderstanding,

this is on the arm, isn't it?
I mean, there's no charge.

- Absolutely no
charge, gentlemen.

You and your party are
guests of the management.

- Oh, thank you.
- That's very nice.

Oh, by the way, we have to
get the girls home rather

early tonight, so
we'd appreciate it

if we could be served
as quickly as possible.

- It will be our pleasure.

- Come on, girls, our
table's all ready.

- OK.

Boy, this place
sure is swingin'.

- Yes, it's like New Year's Eve.

- Richard, table 6, please.
- Very good.

Right this way, please.

- Well, how about it?
Shall we order?

- Yeah, how about it, girls?

- Say, the prime rib looks
good, and it's all ready.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

Should we make it four?

- Gee, I don't know.

Everything looks so good.

What are you going to have, Sal?

- Gee, I don't know.

I wonder how the lobster is.

- Oh, I think that'd
take too long.

Oh, you know what I mean.

They probably have
to catch 'em first.

[laughs]

- Prime rib sounds good to me.

- Shall we make it four?

- Well, OK.

- OK, I guess.

- I guess we're next.

- Does anybody want to dance?

- No, it would take too long.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I'm sure we're next.
- Oh, come on.

We can eat any time.

- Oh, here we are.

Hey, here, let me give
you a hand with that.

Pass them around.

Here we are.

All right, last one to
finish their roast beef

is a rotten egg.

[music playing]

[applause]

[music playing]

- Hey, the music's
starting again.

- Yeah, I know, but I think we
ought to sit down for a while.

- Oh, OK.

Is there something
wrong, fellas?

- Why do you say that?

- Well, you both
seem kind of nervous.

- Yeah, I was thinking
the same thing.

- I don't mean to embarrass
you, but are you a little short

of cash?

I have some extra money with me.

- Oh, no, it's
nothing like that.

- Well, now wait a second.

Let's hear them out.

- To be honest with you, we
are under a little pressure.

- What's the trouble?

- Well, just before we
picked you girls up tonight,

we found out about--

- We found out about a
big test that's coming up.

- A test?
- What kind of a test?

- Well, it's kind of a quiz.

- Yeah, if we don't come
up with some good excuse--

answers, we're going to
be in a lot of trouble.

- Oh, uh, yeah.

I hate to rush you
like this, but I'm

afraid we better get going.

- Right about now.

- Hey, Rick!
- Oh, hi, Dink.

- Hey, Charlie.
Look who's here.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Charlie.

- Hey, is that old
Wally over there?

- Yeah, we were just leaving.

- Well, you're going to do
a song for us, aren't you?

- Oh, I don't think so.
We really have to get going.

- Oh, come on, Rick.
Just one song.

- Oh, sorry, fellas.
Rick can't sing tonight.

He's been singing
the donkey serenade,

and he's a little hoarse.

- Hey, everybody,
let's go sing a song.

- Oh, good.

Come on.

[applause]

- All right, would you
let him through, please?

Give him room.
Watch your step.

Now, what are you
going to sing for us?

- "You Don't Love
Me Anymore" in F.

- OK, let's all give
him a big hand, now.

Here he is...

I'm sorry, I don't
remember your name.

- Rick Nelson.

- Rick Nelson!

[applause]

[band playing]

- [SINGING] The kisses
that you used to give

are the sweet, sweet
kisses I relive.

You don't love me
anymore, and I can tell.

I can tell another boy
has made you change.

When I'm around,
you're acting strange.

You don't love me
anymore, and I can tell.

Maybe you can't bring
yourself to tell me of him

after thinking about the
love we used to share.

When you're holding me, I
know you're thinking of him.

No, you don't love me
anymore, and I can tell.

[applause]

[whistle]
- That was wonderful!

All right, folks.

Everybody dance.

[band playing]

- That was great, Rick.
- Oh, thank you.

- It sure was.
- Come on, girls.

You can tell him all
that stuff in the car.

- Where are the fellas?

- I don't know.

I thought they were
right behind us.

- Maybe they forgot something.

- They sure are acting
awfully strange.

- Do you see them anywhere?

- No, I don't.

Maybe they didn't expect
us to get here so soon.

- Excuse me, ladies.

I have a phone call for
a Ms. Ginger Salerno.

- Oh, thank you.
That's me.

- Right this way, please.

- Hello?
- Hi, honey.

It's me.
- Oh, hi.

Where are you?

- Well, we're not too far away.

- Well, how long will
it take you to get here?

- Uh, just a minute.

How long will it
takes to get here?

You know, what
should I tell them?

- Well, we got to take the other
girls home and then get back...

About 20 minutes.

And if we can get out of here.

- Yeah.

It'll be about 20 minutes.

Look, honey, why don't we pick
you up at the sorority house?

- What for?

We're already at the restaurant.

- Oh, yeah.

Well, we'll be back
in about 20 minutes.

- OK.

Back?

- Seemed to go for it, huh?

- Well, yeah, so far.

Of course now our big problem
is, how do we get out of here?

- Well, do you think maybe we
could sneak around back and get

out through the kitchen?

- Well, let's try.

- This is a beautiful
place, isn't it?

- It sure is.

- Hey, now's our chance.

- Oh, Harry, listen.

They're playing our song.

Let's have just one more dance.

- OK.

- Do you see them any place?

- I thought I did, and
then they disappeared.

[phone ringing]

- Good evening, Campus Inn.

You're where?

Oh, yes.

Yes, I see.

Yes, the same table?

I think I can arrange it.

I'm sure I can.

Excuse me, ladies.

Mr. Nelson phoned and
thought you'd rather

wait at your table.
- Oh, how nice.

- Right this way, please.

- Say, where have
you girls been?

We've been looking
all over for you.

- Well, we've been
looking all over for you.

- Oh, gee, that's a shame.

Shall we go?

- I'll go get the car.

- OK.

Boy, this is about
the nuttiest date

I've ever been on in my life.

- You're not kidding.

[music playing]

- I'll say this, they
sure have good food here.

- You know, I hope I can
get up from the table.

- Oh, same here.

I feel like I've eaten
twice as much as you have.

[laughs]

- Oh, come on, fatso.

Let's dance off a few pounds.

- Oh, I don't think
I can stand up.

- Oh, come on.
It's a slow number.

You can wobble around a little.

- Well, OK.

- I just thought
about something.

How are we going
to pay for this?

- Well, isn't it free?

- That was for the first dinner.

- Holy smokes.

I never thought about that.

- Come on, honey.

- Come on, Rick.

[applause]

- Can I have a drum roll?

[drum roll]

Can I have your
attention, everybody?

Attention, please.

Are you all having a good time?

[applause]

Well, just to keep
everybody happy,

we're going to have
a twist contest.

- Did you hear that, honey?
- Oh, are you kidding?

I'm too full.

I couldn't twist now if
my life depended on it.

- Just a moment, just a moment.

And the winning couple
and their entire party

will be the guests of the
management for this evening.

- Hey, did you hear that?
- Well, come on, baby.

What are we waiting for?

[music playing]

[applause]

[music playing]