All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S11E10.Losing.Miss.Edwards.1080p.WEB-DL.AMZN.H.264.DDP.2.0_track3_[eng]

[upbeat music]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- Gee, honey, I don't care.

Lamb chops would be fine.

OK, then make it stew.

Gee, I really don't care.

Anything you say will be fine.

Well, I didn't necessarily
mean eating out.

Look, why don't you
make it lamb chops?

- Oh, Dave, I--
Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize
you on the phone.

- Oh, that's OK.

It isn't important.

I didn't mean it
wasn't important.

Well, listen, let me call you
back here in a little while.

- Oh, come on, Dave.

You've been married
long enough not

to make tactical
errors like that.

[audience laughing]

- Was there something important?

- Oh, yes, as a matter of fact,
I can't find the contracts

in the Buckley case.

- Oh, I think Miss
Edwards has them.

At least, she took them out of
the files a little while ago.

- That's fine, but
where is Miss Edwards?

- Isn't she out here?

- No, she isn't.

- Well, maybe she went down
for a sandwich or something.

Here, let me see if I
can find them for you.

- Well, I wish you luck.

She's probably filed
them away somewhere.

- Well, last time I saw it
was right here on the desk.

- Maybe they're in a drawer.

- I think that's mostly
personal stuff in there.

What'd you come up with?

- Whoever heard of putting
lipstick in a desk drawer?

[audience laughing]

- No, no, not your handkerchief.

[audience laughing]

- I guess it would require a
little explaining, wouldn't it?

- Not only that, it
doesn't come off.

- Oh?

I used to be a
bachelor, remember?

[audience laughing]

- Something the
matter, Mr. Kelley?

- Oh, no.

It's nothing serious.

It's just that I
made the mistake

of looking for something in
the top drawer of your desk.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

That is kind of a mess.

Can I help you with anything?

I just stepped out
for a sandwich.

- Well, we were looking for the
contracts in the Buckley case.

- Oh, well, I knew you'd
be taking them home tonight

so I put them in your briefcase.

- Oh, no, I guess that's the
one place we didn't look.

[upbeat music]

Didn't you go out
for lunch today?

- Well, yes, I did, but I
got a little hungry again.

- Oh.

In my briefcase, you say?

- Yes, sir.

- David, wonder if I could
see you for a moment.

- Yes, Mr. Kelley.

[upbeat music]

- Sit down.

You know, Dave, it's not
always easy to be the boss.

Sometimes you're called
upon to do things that you

wish you didn't have to do.

- Yes, sir.

Is there anything wrong?

- Well, it's just that in
a small office like this,

everybody has to
pull his own weight.

And if they don't,
well, then it's

up to the boss to tell them.

- Well, gee, Mr.
Kelley, I'm sorry.

- Sorry about what?

- I don't know.
Whatever you're talking about.

[audience laughing]

- I'm talking
about Miss Edwards.

If she'd been here, I
would have known where

those papers were all along.

- Well, she just stepped
out for a sandwich.

- Well, that's just
the point, David.

I think she's spending a lot
more time out of the office

lately than she's
spending in it.

She was out several
times this morning.

And this is the first time that
I've seen her all afternoon.

- Gee, I don't think
it's that bad, is it?

- Well, it's bad enough
to be getting annoying,

I can tell you that much.

And I think she ought to be told
how we feel about it before it

gets out of hand.

- Yes, sir.

Whatever you say.

- Good, I'm glad
you agree with me.

I think the sooner you
talk to her, the better.

[audience laughing]

Of course, why not?

- Well, it's just that
she's been working

here longer than I have.

Besides, I thought you said
it was the boss who got

stuck with the unpleasant jobs.

- Well, that's right.

You don't think I've enjoyed
passing the buck to you, do

you?

[audience laughing]

Besides, it's good
experience for you

to handle some of these
administrative details.

- Oh, yes, sir.

Well, I'll take care
of it right away.

- Good.

And now, David, you will
be diplomatic, won't you?

I mean, good legal secretaries
aren't easy to get, you know.

And she is one of
the best we've had.

- Yes, sir.

- OK, good luck.

[gentle music]

- Oh, hi.

- Hi.

This is the rest of the
file on the Haskell case.

And here's the
original contract.

I thought you might
like to look it over.

- Oh, OK, thanks.

- Is there anything else?

- No, not right at the moment.

- OK.

- Oh, Miss Edwards?

- Yes?

- That's OK.

I'll talk to you about it later.

- OK.

[bell ringing]

- Yes, sir?

- Did you get a chance
to talk to her yet, Dave?

- Not yet, Mr. Kelley.

I was just going to.

- Oh, good, good.

But now, be firm about it
but don't hurt her feelings.

- Yes, sir.

I'll do my best.

[upbeat music]

- Miss Edwards?

- Just a second, Dave.

Sorry, Dave.

Can I help you with something?

- Oh, yeah.

I wanted to talk to
you about something.

- OK, what is it?

- There certainly is a lot of
work to be done around here.

- There certainly is.

- Can I help you
with any of that?

- Oh, no, thanks.

That's OK.

- Let's see, you've been here
quite a while now, haven't you?

- Yeah, I started about a year
and a half before you did.

- That's right.

- I guess I am what you
might call a fixture here.

- Yeah.

Do you want some water?

- Oh, no thanks.

Would you like an
aspirin with that?

[audience laughing]

- No, thanks.

- Excuse me, Dave.

OK, Dave.

Go ahead.

- I beg your pardon?

- Well, have we already
talked about what

we were going to talk about?

- Well, no, not exactly.

See, the thing is, when you work
in a small office like this,

everybody has to pull his
own weight, so to speak.

- Well, that's for sure.

And I think I know
what you're getting at.

But look, Dave, Mr.
Kelley doesn't pass out

a lot of bouquets, but I know he
thinks you're doing a fine job.

[audience laughing]

- Thank you.

- Now, stop worrying.

Oh, I don't know
whether the smog is

getting worse these days
or my eyes are going bad.

[intercom buzzing]

- Miss Edwards...

- Just a second, Dave.

Yes, sir?

- Is David out there?

- Yes, he is.

- Would you tell him I'd
like to see him, please?

- Right away.

- Thanks.

[upbeat music]

- Have you talked with her yet?

- Well, I started to.

I was just getting around to it.

- Well, you didn't hurt
her feelings, did you?

- Oh, no.
I'm sure I didn't.

- Well, that's good.

- Not yet, anyway.

As I say, I was just
getting started.

- Well, then you'd better
get back out there.

And be firm with her,
make sure she understands,

but be tactful about it.

- Yes, sir.

- What do you mean,
you didn't upset her?

She's crying.
- She is?

Well, I wonder what
she's crying about.

- Well, what did you say to her?
- I didn't say anything.

I didn't get a chance to.

- Well, then you better get
out there and say something.

Tell her you're sorry.
- For what?

- I don't know, whatever
she's crying about.

[audience laughing]

- Miss Edwards, is
there anything wrong?

- What do you mean?

- Well, I was--

Are those eye drops?

- Yeah, you want some?

- Oh, no thanks.

- Excuse me, Dave.

[upbeat music]

- Eye drops.

[audience laughing]

She wasn't crying.

She was using eye drops.

- Oh, good.

Well, then get out
there and talk to her.

- You mean and get
her crying for real?

[audience laughing]

What do you want
me to say to her?

- Well, just talk to her
about being out of the office

so much.

Tell her we can't have
that sort of thing.

- Are you going home?

- Yes, in a few minutes.

- Well, there was something I
wanted to talk to you about.

- Oh, gee, Dave, could it
wait until tomorrow morning?

I want to see Mr. Kelley about
something before he leaves.

- Oh, sure.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, hi, honey.

Gee, I'm sorry, I
meant to call you back,

but we've been awful busy.

Oh, I had a meatloaf
sandwich and a glass of milk.

Oh, well, I thought
you were going to broil

a couple of lamb chops.

No, no, meatloaf is fine.

Tuna fish would be OK, too.

Look, honey, whatever
you want is OK with me.

- Goodnight, Dave.

- Goodnight.

No, I was saying
goodnight to Miss Edwards.

Look, honey, believe
me, anything you want

is fine with me.

- David.

- Hold on.

- What did you say
to Miss Edwards?

- What do you mean?
- She just gave me her notice.

She's quitting.
- Quitting?

- That's right, leaving
us high and dry,

the best secretary I ever had.

- Well, why did she
want to do that?

- Well, that's what
I want to know.

You said you were going to
handle this thing delicately.

Now, what did you say to her?

- Well, I didn't
say anything to her.

- Well, you must
have said something.

First you've got her crying,
and the next thing she quits.

- Believe me, Mr. Kelley, I
didn't say anything to her.

I didn't get a chance to.

Look, honey, I don't care
what we have for dinner,

just put something on the table.

I'm busy.

- Say, you really got
the delicate touch today.

[audience laughing]

[phone dialing]

- Oh, honey.

Gee, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to be so abrupt.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

I must have dialed
the wrong number.

[audience laughing]

- You mean she just walked
into Mr. Kelley's office

and gave in her notice?

- That's right.

We can't figure it out either.

- And you're sure
it wasn't because

of anything you said to her?

About her job, I mean.

- Well, I didn't get a
chance to say anything.

- She must have some
reason for leaving.

What'd she say to Mr. Kelley?

- Well, evidently,
not very much.

She was very nice about it and
said it was nothing personal,

but she just wanted
to change her job.

- That doesn't sound like
much of a reason to me.

- Me, either.

- Hi, Dave.
- Oh, hi, Pop.

What brings you over here
at this time in the evening?

You going to stay for dinner?
- Oh, no, thanks.

As a matter of fact,
I have to get going.

- He just dropped by to cry a
little bit on Mom's shoulder.

What's your problem?

Well, it seems Miss Edwards
has suddenly decided to quit.

- Miss Edwards?

- Yeah, you know, the secretary
over at the law office.

- Oh, yeah.

What's the trouble?

Did she want more money?

- No, it's nothing like that.

She just gave Mr.
Kelley her notice.

- Oh.

Well, you just have to find
somebody to take her place.

- That might not be so easy.

She's kind of like the furniture
and the pictures on the wall.

She goes with the office.

- I think she's a
very attractive girl.

- Yeah, I guess she is at that.

She sure is efficient.

She knows where everything is.

Gee, I wish I knew
why she was leaving.

- Dave, what color dress
was she wearing today?

- Gee, I don't know.

- When is her birthday?

- I don't know that either.

Sometime in February, I think.
Why?

- Are you forgetting?

He's a married man, Pop.

- Yeah, I know that.

- Well then as David's
attorney, may I

ask what is the purpose of
this line of questioning?

- I think I know.

- I'm just trying to point
out why she's leaving,

or at least a possible reason.

- You mean we take her
too much for granted?

- Well, yeah,
something like that.

She's a secretary, but
she's also a woman.

No girl likes to be thought of
as just a piece of furniture

or a filing cabinet.

- I think he's right.

- Why don't you whistle at her
when she comes in tomorrow?

- He doesn't have
to go that far,

but I think he could tell her
when her hair looks especially

nice, or put some flowers
on her desk occasionally.

Treat her like a
human being, not

like a piece of
office equipment.

- You know, now that you mention
it, you might be right, Pop.

- Sure, at least
it's worth a try.

- Well, goodnight, Mom.

- Good night, dear.

- Goodnight, Pop.
And thanks a lot for the advice.

- It's OK, Dave.

- Night, Rick.

- Oh, wait a second, Dave?

Look, if Miss Edwards is
really serious about leaving,

you're going to
have to find someone

to take her place, right?

- That's the usual procedure.

- Well, there's
this girl at school

who would make a
wonderful secretary.

She's very attractive.

- OK, what's her phone number?

- What do you mean?
You're married.

- Well, how am I going to
call her for an interview

if I don't have
her phone number?

- You can call me
and I'll call her.

Why do you suppose I'm going
through all this trouble?

- For a foolish moment
there, I thought maybe

you were just trying
to be helpful.

I should have known better.

- Well, I am trying
to be helpful.

You don't mind if I help myself
out a little, too, do you?

- OK.

I suppose she's a
good typist and all?

- Well, I don't know.
I haven't met her yet.

I've just seen
her on the campus.

- Oh, great.

- Hey, Dave?

June's on the phone.

I told her you just left.

- OK, Mom.

Thanks.

Well, if anything happens,
I'll let you know.

- Well, come on.
Get going.

You want to make a liar
out of your mother?

[audience laughing]

[dramatic music]

[gentle music]

- Morning, Dave.

- Good morning.

Gee, Mr. Kelley told me
the sad news last night.

I'm sure sorry to hear
you're leaving us.

- Oh, well, thanks, Dave.

- Is there anything wrong?

I mean, it wasn't
anything I said, was it?

- Oh, gosh, no.

- Is there anything I can do
to make you change your mind?

It's a woman's
prerogative, you know.

- Oh, well, thanks, Dave,
but I don't think so.

This is something I've
been thinking about

for quite a while now.

It's been wonderful
working here,

but, well, I just thought
I'd like a change.

- Well, it just won't be the
same without you around here.

- Well, thanks, Dave.

Oh, before I forget, Mr. Kelley
wants to see you right away.

- OK, thanks.

- Oh hi, Dave.

- Good morning, Mr. Kelley.

- Did you talk to
Miss Edwards yet?

- Well, I told her I was
sorry to hear she was leaving.

- Well, did she give
you any hint as to why?

- No, nothing specific.

Either she didn't
have much of a reason

or she didn't want to tell me.

- Yeah, that's the
way she was with me.

I offered her a raise, but that
didn't seem to be the problem.

- Of course, there
is one possibility.

- What's that?

- Well, this may
sound silly, but it

could be that we've
just been taking too

much for granted around here.

- Well, how do you mean?

- Well, for instance,
when was the last time you

put some flowers on her desk?

Or told her how nice
her hair looked?

Or noticed a new dress she
happened to be wearing?

- Boy, you must be kidding.

- No, I really mean it.

We've gotten so used
to her around here

that we treat her
like office furniture.

Women like a little special
attention now and then.

It makes them feel like
they're appreciated.

- Look, David, this
is a law office.

It's a place of business.

It's not a social club.

Now, Miss Edwards
is very efficient.

She does a good job.

But if she's unhappy with
the way we're treating her,

we'll just have to find
somebody else that doesn't

require so much attention.

- Of course, I'm just guessing.

Maybe that isn't the reason.

- Well, she must be
unhappy about something

or else she wouldn't have quit.

Look, she's not the only
secretary in town, you know.

So let's stop worrying about it.

We'll find somebody just
as good to take her place.

[knocking at the door]

Come in.

- Excuse me, Mr. Kelley.
Are you busy?

- Oh, no, no, no.
It's nothing that can't wait.

- Well, I have a few
things here for you.

Here are the escrow papers
for the Evans property,

and the contracts for Mr.
Benson with the added paragraph

on page three.

Now, make sure he
initials the rider.

- Yeah.

- Oh, and by the way,
I took the liberty

of changing your
appointment with Judge

Willoughby from Thursday
afternoon to Friday.

- Oh?
Why did you do that?

- Well, I think he'll be
in a better mood on Friday.

He's playing golf with Judge
Andrews Thursday morning,

and you know he's going to lose.

[audience laughing]

Oh, and Dave, here's the
birthday card you told June

you'd pick up for her.

It's her niece's
birthday Saturday.

- Oh yeah, thanks.

I nearly forgot about that.

That is, not nearly, completely.

[audience laughing]

- And those are the contracts
the Bradley office sent over.

You might check
paragraph B on page four.

It seems a little
ambiguous to me.

- OK.

- Oh, by the way, they
had orange coconut donuts

at the snack bar this morning
so I picked up a couple for you

before they ran out.

And I put two cartons of
milk in the refrigerator.

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you very much.

- Well, I guess
that's all for now.

Is there anything else?

- No, no, not at the moment.

And Miss Edwards?

- Yes?

- That's a very attractive dress
you're wearing this morning.

- Oh, well, thank you.

- Isn't it, Dave?

- Yes, it certainly is.

And your hair looks
very nice, too.

- Thank you.

[gentle music]

- Don't just stand there.

Order some flowers for her desk.

[audience laughing]

[upbeat music]

- For the wife?

Anniversary or something?

- Oh no, these are
for my secretary.

- Oh, I see.

- No, you don't see.
- Oh, you're right.

I didn't see a thing.

[audience laughing]

- Jordan?

- Let me help you with those.

- Oh, thank you.

- You're not sitting in
a draft there, are you?

- Oh, no, this is fine, thanks.

- Well, if that
wind is too much,

I'll be glad to
close it for you.

- Oh, no, really,
this is just fine.

- Oh, how is your mother?

I haven't heard you
mention her recently.

Is she well?
- Yes, she's very well.

Thanks.
- Oh, that's good.

Tell her I was asking for her.

- I certainly will.

- I'll bet I know where my
wife is this afternoon--

down at the emporium.
- How come?

- There's a big sale
going on down there,

some wonderful bargains.

Have you seen this ad?
- Yes, I have.

It looks very inviting.

- Oh, for goodness sakes,
why aren't you down there?

- Well, there's quite a bit of
work here that has to be done.

- Oh, don't be silly.

This stuff can wait.

Take a run down there.
It won't take you too long.

- Well, there are a few things
I'd kind of like to look at.

- Well, go ahead.
David, would you get her coat?

- Yes, sir.

- Are you sure it's all right?

- Of course.

Go ahead.

- Thanks, Dave.

- By the way, you haven't
called the employment

agency about sending some
girls over, have you?

- Oh no, I haven't.

But I'll do it first
thing in the morning.

Well, see you later.

- OK.

Well, what do you think?

- I think she's weakening.

- I think so, too.

- Got any ideas?

- Well, now that you mention
it, I do have one more.

I hate to brag, but I think
this one will be the clincher.

- Well, come on.

Tell me, what is it?

- Well, maybe I better wait
until tomorrow to tell you.

It involves my brother Ricky
and a very attractive girl

he hasn't met yet.

It might not even work, but
at least it's worth a try.

Which reminds me, can I have
the rest of the afternoon

off to work this thing out?

- Well, why not?

I know when I'm over a barrel.

[audience laughing]

- I'll be in first
thing in the morning.

[upbeat music]

[phone ringing]

- Dobson and--

Dobson and Kelley.

Dobson and Kelley.

[phone ringing]

Dobson and Kelley.

Luke, would you hold
it a minute, please?

[phone ringing]

Dobson and Kelley?

Would you hold it
a minute, please?

[phone ringing]

[audience laughing]

[upbeat music]

We have already
advised Mr. Harrison

that we are confident
that this matter can

be settled to the satisfaction
of all parties concerned.

- Good morning, Miss Edwards.

- Good morning.

- Miss Edwards,
this is Miss Hale.

- Hi.

- How do you do?

- I hope you don't mind
us using your desk.

Miss Hale is trying
out for the job.

- Oh, no, no.

That's fine.

Go right ahead.

- Oh, let me see.

Where was I?

- Oh, we have already
advised Mr. Hanson--

- That's Harrison.

- Oh.

- Harrison.

And we will send copies
of the depositions

as soon as they're available.

- Depositions?

- Yes.

Oh, that's a legal term.

- Oh.

[audience laughing]

- Yours very truly,
and sign my name.

- Yes, sir.

Yours very truly, David Nelson.

- Mr. Kelley.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Well, it's all right, dear.

You've done very well.

- Probably just
a little nervous.

- Well, I'm sure
I'll get over it.

- Oh, I'm sure you will.

Well, I think
that's all for now.

We'll call you this afternoon.

- Oh, thank you.

I know I'm going to
enjoy working with you.

- Oh, it'll be my pleasure.

May I walk you to the elevator?

- Oh, thank you.

It was nice to have
met you, miss--

nice to have met you.

[audience laughing]

- She's a very attractive
girl, isn't she?

- Yes, she is.

Did she type this?

- Yes.
- Was I all right?

- You were perfect.

I couldn't even look
at Miss Edwards.

She was really shook up.

- Well, I wasn't kidding
too much, you know.

I'm afraid I wouldn't
make much of a secretary.

- Well, I really appreciate
your helping us out.

- That's OK.

It was kind of fun.

- I have a hunch Miss Edwards
won't be leaving us after all.

- I hope not.

She seemed very nice.

- Can I buy you a
sandwich or something?

- That's OK, Dave.
I'll take over from here.

- Hi, Rick.

- Hi, Rick.

- Thanks again.
- That's OK.

I enjoyed it.

- I'm afraid she's
misspelled a few words here.

Six to be exact.

- Well, those are all
more or less legal terms.

- Like "tomorrow," "letter,"
and "very truly yours"?

What about this...

"Dear sir?"

- Well?

- With a question mark?

That's practically libelous.

- She was probably just
a little bit nervous.

I'm sure she'll catch on fast.

- Well, I suppose so.

- Oh, David, what'd you think?

- Well, she looks good to me.
- Yeah, but what about her work?

- Well, that's what I meant,
her work looks good to me.

- Oh, come on, David.

How can you say that?

Her typing is terrible,
her shorthand is longhand,

her eyelashes were phony,
and this whole thing

was a big trick to keep me here.

And if you think for one moment
I'm going to change my mind,

you're right.
I've decided to stay.

[audience laughing]

- Well, that really
is good news, Dave.

I'm certainly glad
she decided to stay.

- Yeah, so are we.

The thing that really did
it was your suggestion

about thoughtfulness
and consideration, Pop.

- Well, after you've been
married as long as I have,

you begin to learn a
little bit about women.

Not much, but a little bit.

[audience laughing]

- Mr. Kelley kind of
took the hint, too.

He ordered some
flowers for his wife

and he's taking
her out to dinner.

- Well, good for him.

- Yeah, sounds nice.

- You know, I may do
the same thing myself.

I've been giving June
kind of a bad time lately.

I've been kind of
cranky and irritable.

I think I'll pick up some
roses on the way home

and take her out to dinner.

- Oh, she'd love that.

- Sounds good.

- Who knows?

I may enjoy it myself.

Goodnight, Mom.

- Goodnight, dear.

- Thanks for the
suggestion, Pop.

- That's OK.
I'm glad it worked out so well.

You know, Dave's right.

A little thoughtfulness and
consideration goes a long ways.

- It sure does.

- And nobody likes to
be taken for granted.

- That's right.

- Well, I'm hungry.

How about dinner?

- Oh, I thought we'd go
out for dinner tonight.

- Go out for dinner, why?

- It's our anniversary.

- Our anniversary?

- Yeah, the anniversary
of the last time you

took me out to dinner.

It was just a year ago tonight.

- Oh.

[audience laughing]

You had me worried
there for a minute.

OK, we'll go out for dinner.

- OK, how about
the Peacock Room?

- Let's go to the Royal Terrace.

- Why the Royal Terrace?

- Because that's where
I made our reservations.

[audience laughing]

[dramatic music]

[audience applauding]

[upbeat music]

- Today, TB strikes
every 7 minutes

and takes a life
every 50 minutes.

To make all our holidays
healthier and happier,

fight TB with Christmas seals.

Use them on every card, on every
package to help save lives.