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[music playing]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

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of Ozzie and Harriet"

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[music playing]

- It was a good show, wasn't it?

- Yeah, it sure was.

Do you want to get
a malt or something?

- Yeah, it sounds good.

Shall we walk?

- Yeah, we might as well.

It's just down the street.

- Rick.
- Oh, hi Wally.

Hi, fellas.

- Hi, Rick.

- I'm over here.

- Well, aren't you
going to introduce us?

- Well, I guess there's
no way of avoiding it.

Gloria Taylor, this
is Wally Plumstead.

He goes with a
girl named Ginger.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- This is Stuffy.
He goes with a girl named Linda.

- Hi.
- And that's Joe.

He's married.

- I am not married!

- Anyway, he's thinking
about getting married.

Nice seeing you guys.
We'll see you later.

- Oh, wait a minute.

We were just on our way
down to the malt shop.

Why don't you two join us?

- There's always a possibility
I may pick up the check.

- You must be kidding.

- Naturally.

- We might do that.
- Oh, good.

We'll walk you down there.
- Oh, that's OK.

I have my car parked
right over there.

- Well, I'll ride with you.
I'm a little tired anyway.

- Wally.
- That's OK.

I'll sit in the back.
- Wally.

- Well, we'll see
you down there.

- Bye.

- My car is parked
right over there.

- Well, I thought
you wanted to walk.

- I did, when we were
going to the malt shop.

- Oh?
Well, where are we going now?

- I don't know.

I'll think of something.

[music playing]

- Is everything satisfactory?
- Oh, yeah, fine.

Thanks.
- Wonderful.

- That's nice.

- Would you like
some more pizza?

- Oh, no thanks.

Say, don't you think those boys
will be waiting for us down

at the malt shop?
- Oh, no.

I'm sure they won't.

They know me better than that.

- Well, aren't they
friends of yours?

- Well, yeah, they're
my fraternity brothers.

But when it comes to girls,
it's every man for himself.

It's a nice place
here, isn't it?

- Oh, yeah.
It really is.

Do you come here often?
- No.

In fact, it's the first
time I've ever been here.

- Pretty lucky choice.

- Well, I just wanted
to get as far away

from the malt shop as possible.

Would you like me to
read that pizza for you?

- You must be kidding.
- Oh, no.

I mean it.

It's one of my many talents.

You've never heard of
anybody reading pizzas?

- No, I can't say that I have.

I've heard of Chinese
fortune cookies,

and I've heard of people
reading tea leaves.

- Ooh, that's the same
thing, only I read pizzas.

- That sounds interesting.

Did you study it, or
was it a natural talent?

- No, it's a little of both.

Actually, you might say it's
a family heritage, something

that was handed down from my
great uncle, Giuseppe Nelson.

- That is interesting.

- Oh, thank you.

- Why don't you to take a piece?

- OK.

- Well, that's a very
interesting selection.

- Thank you.

- I see you have a long
and happy anchovy line.

- Say, that is good news.

- Oh, and here's
something interesting.

You're going to meet
a tall dark young man.

- Going to?

- By gosh, you're right.

You've already met him.

This olive's leaning a little
more towards the kitchen

than I thought.

- OK.

Anything else?

- Well, you have a rather
unusual pepperoni pattern here.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

Notice how it's kind of
buried down in there.

- What's buried?

- Well, nothing.

- If there is something
wrong with the pizza,

I'll get you another one.
- No, it's fine.

Thanks.

- He was just
telling my fortune.

He reads pizzas.

- Oh, that's nice.

- I don't think he
quite believed it.

Maybe we should have told
him about your great Uncle

Garibaldi.
- Giuseppe.

- Oh, that's right, Giuseppe.

- Well, that might
have embarrassed him.

He's probably not
really Italian anyway.

- You were going to tell
me about the pepperoni.

- Oh.
Well, yeah.

Well, you see how they kind of
form a four-leaf clover here?

- No, but go on.

- Well, that indicates you're
going to come back here

for dinner real soon.

You do like the
place, don't you?

- Oh, very much.

Does it say when I'll be back?

- Well, it looks to me
like it'll be Friday night.

- Well, that's strange.

I have a date to go to
a show Friday night.

Are you sure it doesn't
say Saturday night?

- By golly, you're right.

And look, it's
pointing right at me.

- You mean I have a date to have
dinner with you here Saturday

night?

- According to the pizza.

- Well, how about that?

[music playing]

- Hey, there he is.

- Hey, what happened
to you, old buddy?

- Oh, hi.

- There's a big tab waiting
for you down at the malt shop.

- Oh, no, there isn't.
- Oh, yes, there is.

We all ordered cheeseburgers
and double malts

on the strength of your
promise to be there.

- You didn't actually
expect I'd show up, did you?

- Well, you promised you would.
- You and your new girlfriend.

- Oh, Gloria.
- I know.

I know.
I wrote it down, too.

- Well, forget it.
I met her first.

Besides, she took an instant
dislike to you two guys.

- Oh, I find that very
difficult to believe.

- Hey, who is she, Rick?

How come we've never
seen her before?

- Oh, she's a transfer.

She just got here
about a week ago.

- Oh.

Well, I can't really blame you
for wanting to keep her away

from wolves like Stuffy.

- Thanks.

- Hey, where did
you go last night?

- Well, actually, I owe
you guys a vote of thanks.

I was trying to get as
far away as possible,

and I discovered a little
Italian restaurant.

- Oh, where's that?

- Over on Highland.
It's a place called Tony's.

They have real good pizzas.

- Hey, it sounds good.

We ought to go over
there some night.

How are the prices?

- A little nice
romantic atmosphere.

- How are the prices?

- Soft lights, little
Italian music playing

in the background.

- How are the prices?

- Very reasonable.

- We ought to go over
there some night.

- That's what I just said.

- Hey, how about
this Saturday night?

There's nothing
doing on the campus.

- OK with me.
What about you, Rick?

We'll get the gang together,
make a party of it.

- Oh, gee, I don't know.

It might be a little
crowded Saturday night.

- Oh, who cares?
The more, the merrier.

Maybe we can double
with the Sigma Chi.

- Hey, yeah.

- Hi, fellas.

- Hi, Gloria.

- Say, Rick tells us
your new around here.

- That's right.

- Well, if there's
anything you'd

like to know about the campus,
any place you'd like to go,

just give me a call.

I'm always available.

- Available for what, buster?

- This is a pleasant surprise.

- Well, at least
it's a surprise.

Hi, Gloria.
- Hi.

- Hi.

- You girls know each other?
- Oh, yes.

We all had lunch together
at the sorority house.

- Oh.

Well, as they say, it's a small
campus or something, isn't it?

- Somehow, I don't find you
too amusing today, fatso.

- Oh.

- Rick was telling us you
went to an Italian restaurant

last night.

- Yes, a little
place called Tony's.

It's very attractive, and
they've got the best pizzas.

- Oh, we were thinking of
getting the gang together

and going over there
Saturday night.

- Wonderful!

I love Italian food.
- Me, too.

Who all is going?
- Oh, everybody.

Let's just spread the
word around and go.

- Great.
- Well, I have a class.

I'll see you guys later.
- Oh, me too.

So long, honey.
- See you later.

Bye Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.

Well, it looks
like there's going

to be quite a gang over
Tony's place Saturday night.

- Yes, it does, doesn't it?

- I guess I should have
kept my big mouth shut.

What do you mean?

- Well, I was sort
of looking forward

to spending a nice, quiet
evening with you alone.

You know, two's company,
and 20's a crowd.

- We could go someplace else.

- Yeah?

Hey, I know where we could go.

It's nice and quiet.

The music's good.

It's got a nice
home-y atmosphere.

And my mom's a great cook.

- That's wonderful.
- OK, it's a date.

We'll have dinner in our
house Saturday night.

- Good.

- Hi, Rick.
- Oh.

Hi, Pop.

- What are we having for
dinner, anything good?

- Of course, it's good.

Took me all afternoon
to defrost it.

- Mm.

Tastes good.

- Oh, Mom, before I forget,
I invited somebody over here

for dinner.
I hope it's OK.

- Tonight?
- Oh, no.

I wouldn't do that to you.
It's for Saturday night.

- Oh, you had me worried.

- Somebody we know?

- No, I don't think.

So she's a new girl in town.

Her name's Gloria Taylor.
- Oh.

Say, wait a minute.

Your dad and I are supposed to
go to the Randolph's Saturday

night.
- For dinner?

- Well, sure.
Don't you remember?

I told you about it.

[doorbell rings]

- I'll get it.

- That's a shame, Ricky.

Could you make it
some other night?

- Well, it's just that we have
a date for Saturday night,

and we'd kind of like to get
away from the rest of the guys.

- Oh.
- Oh, no.

It's not that serious,
at least not yet.

- Oh.
Hi, Wally.

Come on in.
- Oh, thanks.

Is Rick home?

- Yeah, he's right
in the dining room.

- Rick, it's Wally.

How's your golf
game, Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, I haven't played
in quite a while.

- Oh, good.

Well, then maybe we can get
up a game one of these days

and make a small wager.

- Oh, no, you don't, not
until I practice up a little.

- Oh. hi, Rick.

- I'll see you guys.

- Yes, sir.

- What's your problem?

- Well, to be perfectly
honest with you--

- You're broke.
- How'd you guess it?

- Aren't you always?

- Well, yeah, but this
week Ginger's broke, too.

And I promised to take her to
dinner to that Italian place

Saturday night.
- Yeah.

I know.
I was there.

- Oh, thanks.

Well, here's the situation.

We can either go in
your car, use your gas,

and have you pick
up the check, or you

can simplify the whole thing
and just let me $10 right now.

- You know, I wasn't planning
on going with you guys.

- What do you mean
you're not going?

You organized the whole thing.

- I didn't organize anything.

I just told you about the
place, and now I'm sorry I did.

- Well, that's a fine attitude.

- Look, I'd kind of like
to be alone with this girl.

When I asked her to
go out to dinner,

I didn't expect the whole
fraternity to go along.

- Well, you're figuring
on taking her someplace,

aren't you?
- Well, not exactly.

- What do you mean
"not exactly"?

- Well, I was going to invite
her over here to dinner,

but my folks are going out.

- Well, that's
the best idea yet.

You can cook, can't you?

- Oh, a little bit.

- Oh, thanks.

Then you can cook the dinner.

A real sophisticated evening.

Soft music, candlelight,
romantic atmosphere.

- Yeah, I think you
got something there.

That sounds pretty interesting.

- And just to make
everything perfectly proper,

Ginger and I will come
over and be chaperones.

- I appreciate your
offer, but if I

thought we needed
chaperones, I'd

invite my brother and his wife.

- You mean Ginger
and I aren't welcome?

- Well, sure, you are.
Some other time.

- Now, just a second.

This is a packaged deal.

It was my idea.

You can't exclude Ginger and me.

- Look, Wally.

The idea is I'd like to spend
some time alone with this girl.

I'd like to get better
acquainted with her.

- OK, OK.

I know when I'm not wanted.

But just remember this.

Don't ever invite me to
have dinner here again.

I have my pride, you know.

- Wally?
- Yes, ma'am.

- Would you care
to stay for dinner?

It's not very fancy, but
there's plenty of it.

- Oh, thank you, Mrs. Nelson.

I'd love to.

There's no sense in hurting
your mother's feelings.

- I didn't say a word.

[music playing]

- Well, that was a wonderful
dinner, Mrs. Nelson, as usual.

- Oh, thank you, Wally.
Where'd Rick go?

- Oh, he went in the other
room to phone Gloria.

I told him I'd finished
his ice cream for him.

- Oh, that's nice.

Would you like some more?

- Well, if you insist.

- Oh, gee, that'll be great.

And don't worry about the food.

I'm going to be the
chef for the evening.

Well, no, I'm cooking the
whole dinner all by myself.

OK.

I'll pick you up about 7:30.

Yeah.

Well, I'll probably see you
at school tomorrow anyway.

OK, so long.

- Was that Gloria?
- Yeah.

Gee, she sure is a brave girl.

I told her I was going to
cook the dinner all by myself,

and she's coming over anyway.
- Well, good luck.

She knows we're not going
to be home, doesn't she?

- Oh, yeah.

Of course, her father wants
her to call home every hour

on the hour.
- Oh, that'll be fine.

Your father and I'll
call on a half hour.

Have you figured
out the menu yet?

- No, not yet.

What do you think
about roast beef?

- Well, it might be
a little difficult

for your first assignment.

- Yeah, maybe so.

- Look, why don't I fix you
a nice roast with potatoes

and carrots around it?

- Oh, that's OK, Mom.

I think I can do it myself.

- I'd be glad to help.

Look, why don't I put it in the
oven, and you can turn it off?

- No.

Honestly, I could do it.

You seem to forget, I
used to be a Boy Scout.

- Now, what kind of a
dinner would that be?

Hunter's Stew and
Twists on a Stick.

- I'll tell you what.

If you really want
to do something,

I'll let you wash the dishes.
- Oh, thanks a lot.

- Did you call her?

- Yeah, everything's all set.

- Oh, really?

- For the two of us,
Gloria and myself.

- Well, you can't
make me feel too bad.

Right now I'm not very hungry.

[burps]

- You'd be lucky if
you could still walk.

- Can I help it if your
mother's a good cook?

Oh, by the way, what are you
going to serve Saturday night?

- I don't know yet.
I haven't figured it out.

- What about spaghetti?

- Spaghetti?
- Well, sure.

You were going to take her
to an Italian restaurant.

I think spaghetti
would be perfect.

- Well, I'm not sure
I know how to make it.

- Well, the spaghetti
part's the cinch.

You just put it in
a pot and boil it.

It's the sauce
that's a challenge.

- Well, that's very interesting,
but I don't need any more

challenges right now.

- Well, maybe I can help you.

Remember that
sensational spaghetti

sauce I made for the
4th of July picnic?

You'll have to admit,
it was pretty good.

- Oh, you just
happened to get lucky.

You said so yourself.

- Oh, I was only
trying to be modest.

That happens to be an old family
recipe that's been handed down

for generations.

- I'll bet.
- Say, here's an idea.

How would you like
to have Ginger

and me come over Saturday night
and bring the recipe with us?

- Well, yes and no.

- What do you mean by that?

- Yes, I'd like to have the
recipe, but not you and Ginger.

- Now look, you've
given me nothing

but insults since I came
in here this evening.

- Yeah, insults
and a lot of food.

- That's not funny.

[music playing]

- Did you get
everything you need?

- Oh, yeah, I hope so.

I got about everything they
had-- tomatoes, avocado,

stuff for the salad.

- How about the stuff
for the spaghetti sauce?

- Oh, yeah, I think so.

- How about the spaghetti?

Did you get enough?

- How's this?

- You got enough.

Don't you want me to
start the sauce for you?

- Oh, that's OK, Mom.
I can do it.

- You have to start
early, you know.

- Yeah, I know.

- You know where the
frying pan is, don't you?

- Relax, Mom.

I've only lived
here all my life.

- He'll take care of everything.

- OK.

- What have you been up to, Pop?

- Oh, I was just cleaning
up the front yard a little.

I wanted the place to look
nice for your dinner party.

- Gee, I appreciate all this
attention, but it's just a girl

coming over to dinner.

Why don't you and Mom
relax, stop worrying?

Besides, I've got
everything under control.

- Well, OK.

Harriet.

- All right.

[music playing]

- Mom?

Mom?
- Yeah?

- Where'd you say
that frying pan was?

Hey, Mom?
- Yeah?

- What are you doing?

- I'm cleaning the living room.
- Oh.

I told you, you don't
have to bother with that.

- Oh.

Well, it may
interest you to know

that I have been bothering with
this every day of that lifetime

you've been living here.

- So you're the one
who's been doing it?

- That's right.
- I wouldn't knock yourself out.

The house looks great.

- Well, thank you.

- Oh, Mom?

- Yeah?

- You missed a piece
of lint over there.

- I'll get it.

[music playing]

- My, what a lovely house.

- Oh, thanks.

Here, let me take your coat.

- Thank you.

- In case you're wondering,
my mother and father are right

next door at the Randolph's.
- Oh.

Well, that's OK.

Mine are right across
the street in the car.

- I hope you're kidding.
- So do I.

- Go ahead, sit down.

- Would you like
some hors d'oeuvres?

- Yeah, sounds good.

[music playing]

- Say, these are pretty fancy.

Did you make them yourself?

- Well, yes and no.

My mother made 'em
and rolled 'em,

but I put the toothpicks in.

- Good for you.

- Would you excuse me?

I have a few things
to take care of.

- Do you need any help?
- Oh, no.

That's OK.
I can handle it.

Of course, if you should happen
to see any billows of smoke

coming from the kitchen,
feel free to dial the fire

department.

- By the way, what are
we having for dinner?

Or is it a secret?

- Oh, no.
Uh, spaghetti.

- Oh.

- Well, I promised
you an Italian dinner

in a nice quiet place, so
that's what we're going to have.

- Good.

- I'll be right back.

- Oh, Rick.
- Yeah?

- Are you sure you
wouldn't rather

be down at Tony's with
the rest of your friends?

- You must be kidding.

Would you?

- Well, I'll let you know
after I've tried the spaghetti.

[music playing]

[knock at the door]

- Hi, Rick.
- Oh.

Hi, Wally.
What are you doing here?

- Oh, Ginger and
I were driving by,

and I just happened to
remember I left something very

important out of that recipe.

- You mean for the
spaghetti sauce?

- Yeah.
- Well, it tastes fine to me.

- Do you have any bay leaves?
- No, I don't think so.

- Oh, I didn't think you would.

That's why I stopped by the
market and got you a box.

- Oh.
Well, thanks a lot, Wally.

Well, I don't want to keep you.

I imagine Ginger's
waiting for you.

- Oh, no.
That's all right.

She understands.
Now, where's that sauce?

- Wally.

- Mm.

That smells good.

- Look, will you let me
do this myself, please?

- It looks good, too.

All it needs is a bay leaf.

- OK, it needs a bay leaf.

- No, no, no.

It has to be done just right.

- Look, will you get
out of here, please?

- Hey, what's going on out here?

- Oh, hi, Gloria.
- Hi.

- Wally just brought
over some bay leaves.

- Yeah, you can't make spaghetti
sauce without bay leaves.

[screams] Not the whole box!

You only need one
little bay leaf.

- He's right.

They're pretty strong.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- [screams] You're
pushing 'em down!

- Look, why don't you
fellas let me do that?

- Look, Wally, I appreciate
you bringing over

the bay leaves, but
I'm sure Ginger must be

wondering what happened to you.

- Oh, is Ginger outside?

- Oh, yeah, she's
waiting out in the car.

- You shouldn't leave her
sitting out there all alone.

Look, I'll go get her.

- Oh, thank you.

- Gloria?

- Rick, you missed a few.

Now what do we do, throw it out?

- Oh, no, we don't
have to do that.

We can still save it.

We'll dilute it and
make more sauce.

- Do you think it'll work?
- Oh, sure.

You're going to need
more sauce anyway,

especially since Ginger and
I are staying for dinner.

- What makes you think
you're staying for dinner?

- Oh, we might as well.

I'm already here, and
Ginger will be in a minute.

- Oh, now, let's see.

We'll need some more chopped
meat and some tomatoes.

- Wally.
- Oh.

And Rick, play it
cool, will you?

Somehow Ginger got the
idea we were invited.

- I guess that ought to do it.

- Yep.

- How's it taste?

- Pretty good.

You know, it almost
needs a bay leaf.

- Are you kidding with all this?

You've got enough
here for an army.

- Well, we wanted to be fair.

Each one gets his own individual
half gallon of spaghetti sauce.

- And that's to cover the
half a ton of spaghetti.

- Boy, you're not kidding.

- It kind of got out of hand.

- We'll never finish all this.

- If that's a challenge...

- Never mind.

- What are we going
to do with it all?

- It's a shame to
let it go to waste.

- Gee, it's too bad we
couldn't catch the kids

before they left for
the Italian place.

- Well, we probably could.

We could call the
fraternity house.

- Well, what do you think?

- Fine, let's do it.

- Well, OK.

[music playing]

I hope they won't think
we're checking up on them.

- They know we just went
next door for dinner.

- Boy, they sure have got that
record player blasting out

loud enough.

- There's a party
going on in there.

[music playing]

- Oh. hi--

[interposing voices]

- What's going on?

- Oh, we're have a
little spaghetti dinner.

Would you like some?

- Oh, no thanks.

I'm just a little surprised
to see all you kids here.

- Well, we had a
little extra spaghetti,

so we decided to invite
the whole gang over.

It's our first
annual Bay Leaf Ball.

- I'm glad you're
having a good time.

- Where are Gloria and Rick?
- Gee, I don't know.

I saw him earlier.

Say, have you seen Rick?
- Rick who?

- That's ok.

Never mind.

- Do you think they miss us?

- Oh, I'm sure they don't.

I sure don't miss them.

It was a great idea inviting
everybody to our house.

- Well, it sure kept the
crowd away from here.

- Yeah, we've practically got
the whole place to ourselves.

- Here you are, kids.

- Oh, gee, I didn't
order any pizza.

- Oh, that's all right.

This one is on the house.

- Oh, thanks.

- Hey, you still read pizza?

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Then look in there
and tell me what

happened with the 20
kids that were supposed

to show up here tonight.

- Well, according to the way
the peppers are pointing,

I'm sure they'll all
be here next week.

In fact, I can
practically guarantee it.

- I'm glad to hear that.

[music playing]

- [SINGING] It's up to you
because I've done everything

I can.

I hope that you say that
I'm your loving man.

Make up your mind, and do
what you're going to do.

Well, you know how I feel,
so I'm leaving it up to you.

It's all so clear that
I would give everything

I own to have you near.

Never leave me all alone.

I need your love, so
darling, please be fair.

Let me know where I stand, and
I hope that you say you care.

Well, I've laid my
cards on the table.

And it's oh, so plain to
see that I'm ready, willing,

and able to love you faithfully.

It's up to you.

No, it's not for me to say.

You love you love me too,
but I hope you feel that way.

Make up your mind.

And do what you're going to do.

Well, you know how I feel,
so I'm leaving it up to you.

Make up your mind, and do
what you're going to do.

Well, you know how I feel,
so I'm leaving it up to you.

It's up to you.

Darling, it's up do you.

Baby, it's up to you.

Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

was brought to you by the
American Dairy Association,

representing the dairy
farmers in your area.

- Be sure to keep an extra
supply of milk on hand

for the weekend.

[music playing]